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EDITOR & DESIGN DIRECTOR: BOB GUCCIONE
JANUARY 1979

EXECUTIVE EDITOR: FRANK KENDIG


ART DIRECTOR: FRANK DEVINO
EUROPEAN EDITOR: DR. BERNARD DIXON
DIRECTOR OF ADVERTISING: BEVERLEY WARDALE
EXECUTIVE VICE-PRESIDENT: IRWIN E. BILLMAN

CONTENTS PAGE
FIRST WORD Opinion 6

OMNIBUS Contributors 8

COMMUNICATIONS Correspondence 10

OMNI FORUM Dialogue 12

EARTH Environmeni 16

SPACE Astronomy 20

LIFE Biomedicine 23

STARS Comment 24

THE ARTS Media 26

UFO UPDATE Report 32

CONTINUUM Data Bank 35,

FOREVER WAR Article MiliamK Stuckey 44

NEWTON'S GIFT Fiction PaulJ.Nahin 50

FRITZ GORO GALLERY Piclotial Anthony WoUf 54

NEW IS BEAUTIFUL Fiction Tony Holkham 66

I.J. GOOD Interview Dr. Christopher Evans 70

THE FIRST STARSHIP Article Owen Davies 76

RACE THE WIND Fiction JackC-Haldemanll 82

ATOMIC FIRSTS! Pictorial 86

GOODBYE GRAVITY Article Dr. Robert L, Forward 88

SOLAR POLITICS Article Helen Drusine 92

THE HOLE THING Fiction Dean R, Lambe 98

WORLDS BEYOND Pictorial 102

PIGS HAVE WINGS Fiction Nancy Kress 108

EXPLORATIONS Travel Jerry Schad 131

VIDEODISC Phenomena Paul Brieriey 142

GAMES Diversions Scot Morris 144

LAST WORD Opinion Isaac As i mow 146

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Solar power being


a hold
is

by program managers
file
shuffled into award. "If their twenty-one year struggle
against their competitors and each other
Is there really a
According to Dr.
way to
Robert
control gravity?
L. Forward, se-
at ths Department of Energy," is a general reflection of the scientific nior scientist at Hughes Research Lab- '

writes Helen Drusine. former energy con- life," warns Stuckey, "then send your kid oratories in Malibu, California, the answer
suitant with tfie House government sub- to art school. Science is for the piranhas." is yes. A leading specialist in gravita-

commitlee on environment, energy, and Follow ihem blow-by-blow in "Forever tional theory, Dr. Forward suggests that if
natural resources, War" (p, 44). we take a closer look at Newton and Ein-
Drusine was working with the subcom- A trip to the stars within a hundred stein, we'll see that antigravity catapults
mittee when she wrote the highly contro- years? Journalist/editor Owen Davies ex- and "negative-gravity" starships are not
versial report, "Nuclear Power Costs," It amines the possibilities in "The First Star- as absurd as they might seem. It's

raised quite a few eyebrows at the De- ship" (p. 76 ), a proposed mission by the "Goodbye Gravity" (p, 88 ).
partment of Energy and apparently got British Interplanetary Society (BIS) to The notion that sand possesses magi-
industry and business leaders upset. So launch an unmanned star probe to cal, musiclike qualities is intriguing and
upset, she was fired Drusine then picked Barnard's Star in search of planets and — valid. Legends have for centuries told of
herself up, gathered her notes, and came possibly life. "It won't be easy," warns Da- strange sand dunes that squeaked, whis-
straight to Omni. The story is "Solar Poli- vies. "The rocket will take 20 years just to tled, and boomed. In our Explorations
tics" {p. 92), in whicfi solar and nuclear build, not to mention the 50 years will
it column this month, Jerry Schad reports
forces continue to wage war for the same take for to get to its destination. Ques-
it on this bizarre phenomenon and tells us—
federal dollars — with nuclear winning tion is, is the whole thing worth it?" An- where we can listen for ourselves to
substantially over the past several years. thony Martin, editor of the BIS journal, be- "Acoustic Sands" (p.i3i ).
Conclusion? "Solar technologies will be- lieves the idea is "very sensible indeed," "I find myself treading on thin ice talk-

come exotic toys more in line with Star "My ambition is to explain scientific ing to you, I'm afraid I'm going to reveal

Wars and the 21st century not victors of ideas and facts to the lay readership, us- too many things." That's what Richard
the energy war" ing the camera as atooi," photographer Conner, tv and film director, told Omni re-
The 1977 Nobel Prize for physiology Fritz Gofo told Omni staffers during a porter James Delson when asked to dis-
and medicine was shared by Andrew Vic- three-hour slide show from which the cuss his latest film venture. Superman.
tor Schelly of Poland and Roger Guiiiemin photographs for this month's pictorial es- Supposedly one of the most difficult films
of France. It's been said both winners' ca- say were selected. For 30 years a staff ever made. Superman promises to be the
reers are models of persistence, brilliant photographer at Life. Goro traveled the biggest box office smash yet (p, 26 ).
intuition, and efficient management —
not world taking unique photographs of every Finally, you won't want to miss Omni's
to mention tear, jealousy, and character kind of subject matter. special two-page spread, 'Atoms in Liv-
assassination, William Stuchey contri-
, Goro's superb sense of design is read- ing Color," highlighting the work of Mi-
buting editor and author of "Nobel Prize" ily apparent in all his work. His photos of chael Isaacson and Albert Crew, the two
in our first issue, here investigates the bit- computer microcircuits alone resemble brilliant Chicago physiclsjs whose Scan-
ter,often savage, personal battle be- stunning abstract paintings. We'll let ning Transmission Electron Microscope
tween these two giants of science in their Omni's exclusive gallery of Goro speak look history's first moving pictures of the
race for science's most prestigious for itself, beginning on page 54 . atom (p. 86). DO
-
LETTERS
carmn/iumicATorus

Toffieresque Anticipations Nucieogenesis and the Mind


The interview with Alvin Toffier was su- Your article concerning the infinity of
perb, and it restimuiated aii the excite- space and time ("Space," November)
ment felt wlien first read Future Shock.
I I enlightened me. Still, as you place those
Ted Nelson's "Computer Lib," too, af- immense figures of nucieogenesis, ex-
fected me personaily {I'm a programmer). ploding galaxies, and atomic origin be-
was {almost too) snappy, but brougini
It it foreme, can't help pondering the igno-
I

up a much needed "Toffieresque" antici- rance ol a tew cubic centimeters occu-


pation of the use to which aii this new- pied by ihe human mind,
found computing power wiil be put; thai Vincent J. Paul
is, eilfierforlfie distribution of gadgets or Lead, SD
towards a revoiuiion in tfie organization ct
information and communication. Vegetive Bicentennial
Reginald T Aubry After spying Roman Vishniac's spectacu-
Metfiuen, MA lar picture of photosynthesis in November
Omni, was reminded thai this is the bi-
I

Aboui the loftier interview — I disliked the centennial of the discovery of photosyn-

way Toffier railed against us progressma- thesis, is not? It

niacs. We don't want to ruin tfie earlfi, we Meredith Culver


)ust want to get off. Once off the earth we Scottsdale, AZ
could go our elitist ways, splicing genes
and meddling with human evolution, looi<- Yes. In 1 77819 the Dutch scientist and
ing down from time lo lime at the starving physician Jan -Ingenhouse demon-
masses below, And as the Schumachers strated that the green parts of piants—
of Ihe world churn out their new improved chloroplasis, in which the cytopiasm is
rice paddies, to feed the growing mil- associated with the green pigment
lions, we'llbe speeding toward the stars. chlorophyll — utilize sunlight. In his
In short, "Technologisis of the world, boot<.Experiments Upon Vegetables,
unite! You have nothing to lose but your ^e proved thai Ihe green plant is Ihe
"
environmental impact statements basis ol the world's food supply.
Brett P. Bellmore —
Roman Vishniac
Capao, Ml
Proximirus Ignoramus
Nelson Feedback Mosl people lead lives of ultra mundane
Ted Nelson's "Computer Lib" in Novem- dullness and concern themselves for the
ber Omni really tells it like it is, especially most part with the acquisition of money
the "muttering out loud and walking into and security within their mediocre niches
things," I'm a computer person and I in society, Despile the scientific and tech-

know! nological underpinnings of the very soci-


John M.Taylor ety in which we live, some people l^now
Montgomery AL nothing of science and care even less.
Because of Iheir ignorance, some are
Ted Nelson's "Computer Lib" concerning likely to oppose the expenditure of money
personal (or micro-) computers is the on programs of scientific research at ev-
most extraordinary article to appear in ery juncture, failing to realize, of course,
print concerning this popular new sub- that men and women of scienlific and in-
ject. As owners of a computer store, and tellectual curiosity are primary contribu-
as individuals involved in the industry for wodd in which we live. Many
tors to the
the past two years, the perception shown people merely go along for the ride.
by Mr Nelson far exceeds thai of the in- Senator William Proxmire, by the crite-
dustry in general. ria discussed above, is one of the igno-
Philip W.Jackson rant ones. Unlike most, however, he occu-
San Anionio, TX pies a fairly influential position within gov-
) ON PAGE 130
.

DIALOGUE
DfUirUI FDRUrUl
In which the readers, editors, and When the revolution is over and the C'mon James Oberg. If you plan to
correspondents discuss topics arising out UFOs, whatever they are, are incorporated continue writing your skeptical UFO
of Omni, and theories and specutation of into theconsensus of reality that science articles under the guise of proper
general interest are brought forth. The isbuilding, we will look back and see that scientific literature, please be fair First, the
views pubiished are no! necessarily those the UFO controversy like Darwinism and Omni readership should be aware that not
of the editors. Letters for publication relativity, was just another scientific only are you working with NASA bul you
should be mailed to Omni Forum, Omni revolution in the evolution of mankind's are a U.S. Air Force officer in finestanding
Magazine, 909 Third Avenue, New York, enlightenment. as well. In tact, while I knew of you as
NY 10022. If "UFO Update" is representative of the Captain Oberg, I shouldn't doubt you are
type of coverage controversial issues will now Oberg As a former USAF staff
Ivlajor .

UFO Debate receive in the future, then Omni has little to sergeant, can appreciate that and wish to
I

How sad to see such a poor article on offer a questioning mind. congratulate you if you have achieved a
UFOs in Omni's first issue. James Oberg Terry Hansen higher rank. Nevertheless . .

is certainly no authority on the subject. His Minneapolis, MM As a UFO researcher for 1 6 years, and
article tries to come across as unbiased, as one whose articles supporting UFOs
but even someone with a superficial Mr Oberg replies: It is an article of faith have appeared in the same issues as
knowledge of the issue can see thai it is arnong UFO phenomena
buffs that their yours on at least one occasion, wonder I

laced with distortion and innuendo. are destined to become accepted by what the Air Force would have done to me
It has been said that in war the first future science, since in the past other had written pro-UFO articles during my
I
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casualty is truth. The UFO controversy is a "heresies" such as Darwinism and enlistment, which occurred during the
kind of war with two armies defending their were ultimately accepted, too.
relativity days when AF regs on UFOs were frightful.
views of reality. This controversy is without But most heresies, lil<e most revolutions, Your consistently skeptical articles are
a doubt one of the most remarkable and and only the
failed, justifiably so, probably making some of your superiors
persistent scientific debates of the 20th successfu ones naAe the h sto y booAs t tar happier than anything you might write
century, with emotions riding h gh on both emans tobeseenwhethe o n tUFO'^ to the contrary And wouldn't be too hasty
I

sides. w be accepted o fo potten to single out Stanton Friedman for making


"a good living off his lecture tours," when
you are obviously turning a good buck for

your stuff.
In fact, you weren't so busy
sir,

grinding out your basically monotone


written efforts, you might have taken the
lime to proofread your "UFO Update," in
which you made the error ot referring to
UFO researcher James McCampbell as
Robert McCampbell,
Then there's that little problem about the
"Committee for the Scientific Investigation
of Claims of the Paranormal," which you
lavishly praise while finding fault with most
of the standard UFO investigation
organizations. Realty Capt./Maj., what .

egotism. On my desk sits a package of


literature from the Committee begging for
support, and do you know, lo and behold,
who is one of the group's "fellows"? You
are, and so are your brother "fellows"
whom you mention so happily, Robert
Sheaffer and Philip Klass Surely you
knew? No wonder you heaped praise on
the Committee, which, by the way seems
to have been far more active in trying to
prevent the media from reporting positively
'

on some unexplained phenomena than in Mr, Oberg replies; Well, thanks for Ihe rates. They have found none, Colorado,
actually investigating the phenomena, letter. don't quite know how to begin, but
I I wilh the highest background levels in the
beg of you Omni, please, offer
I
hope your UFO reports are better country, had the lowest cancer mortality
something more on UFOs than jusl organized than your three-page ramble. rates.
Oberg's one-tracts point of view: the Once more around the same tired track: Even more relevant evidence comes
subject craves variety. For example, don! have any idea what my Air Force
I
from Ihe long-term studies ot Ademar
Springs, New York, has had a wave of superiors think about my UFO activity, who has been conducling
Friere-lvlaia,
perhaps Linprecedenled UFO sightings, since I have never had any directives one genetic and epidemiological surveys in
very impressive ones, iool<ed into by way or another It's easy to reject any Espirilo Santo State in Brazil, where
severai investigators and journalists. In unwelcome opinions as part of a background radiation levels reach almost
light of all that's happened there in this, "government plot," and you're welcome to ten times higher than average because of
albeit, insignificant corner of Ihe earth, that paranoia if you feel it suits you. It also the presence of Thorium in the local soils.
Oberg's stuff sounds all the more archaic, is a direct smear on my honesty and He has found no detectable effect of
especially since some of the best motives, which i understand and mildly radiation on such indicators of genettc
witnesses were law enforcement officers resignedly endure. damage as stillbirths, congenital
and college students who saw things at Don't crab to me about your not getting abnormalities, or male/female sex ratios.
ctose range, not just silly lights a UFO response from the White House. It is impossible in principle to prove that
• in the sky Your "butcher" metaphor is very background radiation has absolutely no
Shortly before President Garter entered —
imaginary and off target effect on human health, but all existing
office, a congressman kindly I heaped praise on a number ot UFO scientificevidence indicates that radiation
recommended me for a position in any groups, including MUFON and CUFOS effects are extremely small in comparison
UFO project Carter might initiate, I and GSW, and my membership came after with any other kind of environmental
realized then, as now, that my chances for my endorsements, no! before. Sorry to impact. Increments to background
selection were narrow— even there was if bust through the wail of silence UFO buffs radiation caused by activities of humans
a study But am all ihe more disheartened
I would like to enclose the skeptic groups (such as producing vital eleclticity
now to see that when sent the president a
I
within. through fission reactors) would be much
letter giving reasons why a UFO study If the Springs, N.Y., cases survive Ihe smaller than the natural geographic
should be attempted, NASA ended up lest of CUFOS and the National Enquirer's variations in background radiation levels.
with my letter and gave the reply little investigation, then, yes indeed, they will The impact on human health of such small
better than a form letter. Damn it, if deserve mention. But too many UFO increments can be reliably estimated to be
somebody writes the White House, the researchers with 1 6 years' experience or insignificant. In fact, ihe Council on Scien-
reply shouldcome from somebody more have dragged Hendry Pratt, and tificAffairs of the American Medical Asso-
anybody at the same address. This policy other sympathetic researchers hundreds ciation recently released a Health Evalua-
of forwarding all UFO mail to NASA ol miles on wild UFO chases. tion of Energy Generating Sources, which
is rather like taking your roll of film to the Your proposition is not at all appealing, found that producing electricity with nu-
corner drugstore and finding they sent it to nor is it very rational. Any other offers? clear energy had a much smaller detrimen-
the butcher for development. Keep hunting. tal impact on health than generating the
In closing, allow me to make this same electricity with coal or oil.
proposition to Mr Oberg: If you are really Background Radiation J.A. Penkrot, M.S.
sincere with your skeptical UFO views, Despite the evident lyricism of Ihe Committee for Scientific
resign your commission in the Air Force "Ivliracle" article In October Omni. Ihe Truth in the Public Interest
and work as a civilianskeptic so those Brewers have produced less an article on Piltsburgh, PA
who might think you're doing all this for science than a special pleading based on Mr Brower replies: His commonplace lor
rank and good performance reports will their known antipathy to nuclear energy advocates ol nuclear energy to pretend,
be forever silenced (I'm not oneof them, They have ignored obvious scientific facts. as !vlr Penkrot does, thai people of their
mind you, I'm just trying to be fair and It is well known that exposure to
persuasion dominate the scienlific
consider all the angles.. like you would). In background radiation varies widely with community. Names like "Committee for
return, 1 shall gladly list your name in the geographic location. In the United States Scientific Truth in the Public interest" are
acknowledgements of a book I'm now natural background levels vary by a factor selected lor their sober, sane-eyed sound.
writing about the Air Force. In fact, so far of three to four, from a low along the Gulf Mr Penkrot would have us believe that his
you'll be the only person on the list, Coast to a high in Colorado, Frigerio and tetter is something other than a special
Robert Barrow Stowe have looked for any correlation pleading.
Syracuse, NY between background levels and cancer But if our "l^iracie" column demonstrates
CONTINUED ON PAGE 1;
13
PACIFIC JEWEL
EMRTH
By.Kenneth Brower

The Palau archipelago


westernmost cluster
is the
in Microne-
many of Palau's people show a Melane-
sian influence —
dark skin and nappy hair.
tween ttie United States and Japan. The
American occupation of the years since
sia's galaxy of small islands. Polynesia's many islands are not out of has been peaceful, but the quality of the
"Micronesia" is more a convenience tor reach, and many Palau Islanders demon- calm is different now.
geographers than a real geographical strate Polynesian traits —
big, robust men A great demographic change is occur-
entity, and Palau is less a part of tfiat and women. And Malaysia's genes are ring in the Pacific generally, and Palau is
doubtful entity than most of tfie scattered there, loo. no exception. There is a migration from
archipelagos that discompose it. In Presently Palau, along with most of the the outer islands, small villages, and tra-
Greek, mikros means "small," nesos rest of Micronesia, is administered by the ditional life into the district centers and a
means "island," and most of Micronesia's United States through another doubtful cash economy Contusion and resent-
islands are, as the name suggests, tiny; entity,the imitation quasi-sovereignty ment have followed this reverse diaspora,
but the Palaus are exceptions. They are called the U.S. Trust Temtory of the as always happens with large-scale
sizable pieces of terrain. Pacific Islands. human movements.
Palau is closer in topography to a main- History in Micronesia has a peculiar Today Palau's district center, on the
land than any other Micronesian group, rhythm. The islands doze through long, central island of Koror, is becoming a
and, as a result, its flora and fauna are the placid, Edenic periods in which nothing barrio of tin roofs and gardens, agreen
least iaiandlike. Over millennia, the winds much happens, then wake to catastro- and spacious slum, but a slum just the
and currents have brought seeds and phe^typhoon, or in this century, world same, full of young men and women with
stray creatures from nearby lands New— war. The deep calm Iha! settles regularly nothing to do. There is too much drinking
Guinea, Malaysia, the Philippines and — over the islands seems always to be the in Koror Town, too much fighting, not
ioday Palau's ecosystem is almost conti- calm before the storm. Paiau's history in enough good feeling. The small villages
nental in its diversity This is a welcome the 20th century has not been a happy have been abandoned to the ve.ry young
development in an ocean of small, sim- one. First the Germans and then the Jap- and the very old. The very old are reposi-
ple, and often monotonous ecosystems. anese intruded to rule: then in 1944 the tories of traditional lore and wisdom but
For humans, as for plants and animals, war touched down in Palau. and the is- have nobody to impart to, for as soon as
it

Palau is a mixing ground Melanesia's lands of Peleliu and Angaur were devas- the young people are old enough to un-
realm of black islands is nearby, and tated in some of the bloodiest fighting be- derstand, they are shipped to Koror for a
Western education. Traditional
third-rate
life there is losing its vitality

A second, smaller migration is under-


way Bright young Palauans are traveling
inincreasing numbers to the United
States for a second-rate, and occasion-
allya first-rate, American education. They
return to Palau to find parents and
cousins living in the Bronze Age. Until re-
cently, they were embarrassed at this
primitiveness of their relatives. Now they
are ambivalent. Technological civilization
has begun to doubt itself, especially in its
classrooms, and the young Palauan
scholars pick up on that. Return-to-the-
soil sentiments are now fashionable in the
United States; the young Palauans know
that their countrymen have never left it.
They have been alerted to the pitfalls of
the fvlachine Age, but tliey have also had
t a bite of the apple. Some decide that so-
1? '
cialism is the right path for Palau —a re-
turn to Palau's old communal tradition.
Others become capitalists, joining what
they see as a mainstream. Most aren't
i Charles Gibbons, the fourth chief of Koror, painted at age 75. sure what to believe.
a

Palau js entering a decade of decision. lands. They stand shoulder to shoulder, men were tough and warlike, fighting with
Soon Palauans, along with otiier resi- making a labyrinth that only experienced swords, spears, daggers, and slip-on
denls of the trust territory, must decide Palauans can navigate. knuckles studded with sharks' teeth.
what l<Jnd of relationship they wish to Forlheir size, Palau's coral reefs are They hunted pigeons in Palau's forests
maintain with the United States, with the the richest in the world. The Great Barrier with blowguns. They caught fruit bats in
rest of Micronesia, and with the world. Reef IS more diverse, but its diversity oc- the treetops with bat-nets. Underwater
They must choose what kind of civiliza- curs over thousands of kilometers. No- they stabbed reef fish with hand spears,
tion they want (or themselves. Nowhere in where in the ocean is variety like Palau's and above water, ia.the eel-grass shal-
Micronesia are these issues more hotly contained wittiin so small a compass. lows, they cast throwing spears at the fish
debated than in Palau. There is a rising Palau's patch reefs, fringing reefs, and there. Paiauan women, too, were tat-
tension in the debate, For the first time in barrier reefs are inhabited by a be- tooed. The inky designs ran up densely
more than a century, the Palau Islanders wildering variety of starfish, shellfish, past their elbows, like long black opera
are to have a voice in determining their snails, octopi, worms, and corals, many gloves. The patterns were especially or-
destiny. The responsibility is, for a people as yet undescribed by science. The wa- nate on women of high clan. Women wore
unused toheady and disquieting.
if, ters around are inhabited by porpoises, grass dresses, heavy bracelets of shell,
Palau Islanders can complain of a ca- dugongs, crocodiles, sea turtles, sea and necklaces of Paiauan money —
pricious treatment by history, but they snakes, goatfish, parrotfish, porcupine- currency of glass and ceramic beads of
can't complain about what I^alure has fish, butterflyfish, rabbitfish, squirreltish, unknown origin, valued in part for the
"
handed them. Palau's land is green and unicornflsh, trumpetfish, surgeonfish, mystery as to source. In the heat of day,
beautiful, its waters rich The archipelago rudderfish, saiifish, marlin, snappers, dol- laboring in their taro patches, they wore
combines neatly the virtues of island and phins, wrasses, groupers, sharks, rays, green turbans folded from the leaves of
continent. With most Pacific paradises, barracuda. Above, on the dry land of the giant taro. After first childbirth, they dyed
the hidden catch is limited space and the islands, live tree frogs, hermit crabs, co- themselves yellow and underwent an ar-

absence of new faces. The boredom. Af- conut crabs, mangrove crabs, fruit bats, duous strengthening ritual, then returned
tera week on an atoll in the Marshails or geckoes, monitor lizards, boa constric- gardens. The women were tough:
to their
the Mortlocks, you are acquainted with tors, tree snakes, tropic birds, terns, cor- Paiauan society though run ostensibly by
each pig and chicken; you know every morants, cockatoos, herons, ospreys, men, was matrilineal, and women exer-
twist and turn of each sandy path, Palau incubator birds, and pigeons. Migratory cized considerable power,
is different. Several of the islands are brg birds of many species pass through on [vluch of this has changed, but not all of
enough their way elsewhere. It. Palauans are no longer so numerous.
lo get lost in. The group contains
remarkable geophysical variety for an ar- This fecundity, marine and terrestrial, There has been a great and general de-
chipelago only 1 28 kilometers (80 miles) once supported a human population population in the Pacific, resulting from
in length. of from 40 to 50 thousand. The men. by the introduction of various mainland dis-
The main island of Babeldaob is 40 ki- their hunting and fishing, and the women, eases, Unmighty nations of Oceania have
lometers (25 miles) long, an enormous by their tarogardening, provided more been left even less mighty than they
landmassforthisparlof the Pacific, it has than enough to feed such numbers, and were, and Palau did not escape this
jungles, rivers, hills, and all the other ad- Palauans lived as well as any people scourge. Palau's depopulation was not
vantages of volcanic "high" islands. Yet in history The men wore the thu. the so bad as Hawaii's or Yap's, but from a '

north of Babeldaob is the atoll of Kay- Microneslan loincloth which is, it you high of 50,000 it has dropped to around
angel, a fine example of a "low" island. are dark enough, as comfortable a gar- 14,000. A certain amount of old lore and
Kayangel was built not by the effusive- ment as was ever designed for wear un- customs has been lost as well. Khaki
ness of lava but by the patience of coral der the tropical sun. Paiauan males were shorts have generally replaced the thu.
polyps. It has the simple loveliness, the tattooed and wore Iheir hair in a clublike and speedboats have replaced canoes.
straightforward geometrical floor plan, of bun, important chiefs wore bracelets The men no longerwearlheir hair in buns.
most atolls; yet unlike most atolls it is not
tofally remote from valleys, knolls, and
sea cliffs. When a Kayangel resident tires
of the peace and simplicity and begins
longing for a landscape with more fea-
tures to it, he can jump in his boat and
reach Babeldaob in a couple of hours.
South of Babeldaob are the limestone
islands, called elabaob by the Palauans.
The limestone islands are Palau's terres-
trial distinction. They occur a few other

places in the ocean, but nowhere else so


plentifully Like the islands of Kayangel
Atoll, they were buill by coral polyps, but
in this instance the polyps are long dead.
The islands are fossil reefs that were, in
the Tertiary period, thrust to crazy heights
above the sea, sometimes more than 1 50
meters (500 feet). The ocean and various
of its organisms immediately began try-
ing to reclaim these elevated reefs, cut-
ting into the soft coral limestone, and
today they are steep, fluid, Alice-in-
Wonderland landforms, covered greenly
by jungle and-undercut so deeply at wa-
terline ttiat the srhailer islands resemble
toadstools and the smallest have top-
pled There are hundreds of limestone is-

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occupalion wear it cropped short. Youn- Ailulakiin the Cook Islands; o! Haraiki, The result is a
island, clan against clan.
ger men are experimenting now witli Kikueru, RaiatSa, and Morokau in the productivity and an excess of ner-
lot of

Afros, or whatever that style should be Society Islands; of Epi, Efala, Eromanga, vous energy On the surface Palau looks a
called In the Pacific. Yel some Palauan and Malekula in the New Hebrides. Each one of those careless, dreamy ar-
lol like

men continue to fish from bamboo rafts, of these bits of land is a planet unto itself, chipelagos in South Sea island mythol-
and Ihey all use spears, as in the old as different as Callisto. Titan, Ganymede, ogy Underneath, sleepily seethes. The
it

days. For the most pari .22 rifles have and the other disparate moons of Jupiter, word most visitors choose to describe
replaced blowguns, but those ancient or as Arrakis, Caladan, and Salsa Se- Palauans, in comparing them to other Mi-
weapons are still in use in parts of Babel- cunda in the imaginary Imperium of Frank cronesians, is "aggressive." This is too
daob, and the fruit bals and pigeons must Herbert. simple, of course, but there is truth to it,
still be alert for the quiet, lethal darts. To- Oceania Is a universe. One constella- Palauans do have terrible trouble getting
day Palauan women wear print dresses tion, Micronesia, spangles the equinoctial along. Sometimes it seems that Palau's
instead of grass, and they seldom go top- line. Another, Melanesia, dips down into old social architects succeeded too well
less anymore —
missionaries and T-shirts Ursa Major. A third, Polynesia, runs from in their faclionaiization of Palauan society.
have ruined that. Only old women, tat- Cygnus down through Cassiopeia to It often appears that every Palauan is

tooed in girlhoods belonging to another Perseus. In the 20th century, one after at odds no
with his fellow, thai one quile
epoch, still boast the permanent opera another, Oceanic cultures have been trusts anyone, thai contrary lo Donne,
gloves of that time. But Palauan women winking out. Sometimes whole islands each man is an island after all. Palau's es-
still work in theirtaro gardens, gossiping disappear, as has happened in Bikini sential factiousness has had polilicat
and singing old songs. They still wield atoll Each light is tiny, but when it fails, consequences unhappy tor Ihe islands.
power. The first-
their covert matrilineal the earth gets disproportionately darker. Two Palauan conlemporaries who
childbirth ceremony endures, and in it When a species vanishes, we never head two of the factions in the islands are
each new mother returns briefly to the know quite what we've lost. Does Palau's Yuiaka Gibbons, the high chief of Koror
childhood of the race, donning a grass jungle, for example, hide some mold with Island, and Francisco Uludong, Palau's
skirl,casting her blouse aside, and dye- a potential like penicillin's? Does Palau's most vocal socialist. Gibbons is the
ing her torso yellow. reef, half of its species still unknown to youthful leader of an old aristocracy. Ulu-
Fourteen thousand is not many, as science, hide some fish or some coral or dong is Palau's original Young Turk. The
populations go. The survival of Palau's some arthropod to which our designers two men are not opposed on all issues
traditions, or their failure, might not seem might go for analogy, as our aeronautical both are suspicious of United Stales mili-
significant. Yet in a curious way Palau's engineers once went to birds? We can't in Palau, and both are re-
tary intentions
14,000 outweigh the 14,000 citizens ot, know once that jungle and reef are gone. sisting oil-industry plans to build a super-
say, a small Kansas town, or the 14,000 The same holds for small Oceanic civili- port in the islands —
but in other matters
residents of an apartment complex in zalions that the 20th century is steadily Ihey often find themselves on opposite
New York City or of a city block in Paris. snuffing. Might there be, in Palau's oral sides.
Palau is a whole world. Palauans, in their tradition, some proverb from which the Chief Gibbon's elevation lo power was
have evolved a distinct and
isolation, world at large might benefit? Might there recent and sudden.
separate way ot looking at life and the be, in Palau's old and still vilal pharmaco- In the summer ot 1 973, at five o'clock
cosmos. They have their own language poeia, some remedy? In Palau's elhics one morning, at the U.S. Army Presidio in

and ethos. Ttieir culture is duplicated, some principle? In Palau's humor sorhe San Francisco, SpecialisI Fifth Class
and duplicable, nowhere else. Similarly joke? Yutaka Gibbons, a cook, was sound
unique are the cultures of Rongerik, Some ancient thinker, or thinkers, de- asleep when a call came down lo his
Jaluit, Utirik, and Bikar
the Marshall
in signed Palau's society cleverly Palau is company from Washington. His sleepy
Islands; of Losap, Sorol, Pulap, Fayu, full of divisions, with the various compo- company commander was ordered to re-
Pikelet, Ngulu, and Eauripik in the Caro- nents set off against one another. Village lease Gibbons immediately tomorrow if —
lines; of Rarotonga, Takuiea, (Vlitiaro, and competes against village, island against possible, Back in Palau, Gibbons's ma-
ternal-uncle, NgoriakI, had died. NgoriakI
was Ibedul, the high chief of Koror (and
generally regarded as paramount in all
Palau, though this, like everything in Pa-
lau, is debated). Gibbons was first in line
of succession. The Palau Legislature had
petitioned Washington to send their new
Ibedul home,
JIa Belau ("This is Palau"), Palau's only
newspaper, reported Ihe accession of the
new Ibedul more solemnly than a regular
reader might have expected. The pub-
lisher is Francisco Uludong, and radical
sentiments usually smolder on his eve'ry
page.
"The new Ibedul," said Tia Belau, "was
chosen following Palauan customs, by
Queen Bilung and the female elders of
Idid. the highest clan in Koror His ap-
pointment was confirmed last month by
Ihe Ngarameketii, Koror's Council of
Chiefs,
"His investiture ceremony began with
his return lo Palau last month, when he
donned a traditional hat, symbol of para-
The Palau Islands archipelago is the westernmasl clu term Micronesias galaxy o! small i!,lands. mount chief. For the next 15 days he un-
Palau Is located due north of Auslialla and New Guinea and due wtrst ot the Phihppinf^s -ind China. derwent a period of 'retreat' in which he
COMTIfJUEO ON PAGE 133
HAPPY NEW YEAR
ByMarkR.Chartrandlll

1979! Also, Happy 2732 by so many numbers. (This is also the post he held while away "lighting the
Happy
and 2639! And continuing telicj- reason we have 360 degrees in a circle Gauls, Britons, and assorted olher folk.
He knew of the calendar problems and
tationsfor 7487, 5739, 2727, and divide hours and degrees into 60
2290, 1695, 1399, and 1900, parts.) that the extra months had gotten out of
Those first tliree years, depending on The retrogressive Greek astronomers hand, but he was too busy to turn his at-
which calendar you use, are eminentiy ignored the Egyptians' pioneerwofk and tention to it until 46 B.C. By then, the

acceptabie Jn wishing someone a happy adopted instead the lunar calendar, and month of IVlarch, originally near the time
new year. January 1 marks the beginning this in turn was inherited by the Romans. of the vernai equinox, was falling in the
of 1 979, according to the Gregorian cal- The Roman calendar was administered middle of summer.
endar, which ostensibly counts the years — with a whim of iron —
by the College of Caesar would have agreed with Hamlet
since the birth of Jesus (it doesn't really, Pontiffs, the highest of priests. The head that "The time is out of joint; O cursed
for reasons explained in last month's col- of the College was the Ponlifex Maximus. spitefhat ever was born to set it hght."
I

umn). But this year is also the 2732nd The Roman year had 355 days, or about But set it right he did, with the advice of
year ab urbe condita. since the founding 12 lunar months of ^9'/^ days. Of course, the Alexandrian Greek astronomer Sosi-
of the oily of Rome. And it is 2639 years this Roman year is about 10 days too genes. To get the calendar in step with
since the first human emperor of Japan short, and the Roman seasons started the seasons, he decreed that the year 46
theoretically descended from heaven to corriing and going at the wrong times. To B.c, (he didn't call it that!) would continue
rule on earth. fix things up, the PonSHex Maximus would for three extra months until the seasons
As for the other years mentioned occasionally add an extra month, sticking came out right. He then threw out the lu-
above: Itis now 7487 of the Byzantine itawkwardly between February 23 nar calendar and instituted a new solar
Era, figured trom the creation of the world and 24. calendar of 365 days per year. Each
inthat mythology The Jewish calendar In 63 B.C., Julius Caesar bought the of- fourth year an extra day would be added
reads 5739, the elapsed time since Gen- fice of Pontifex Maximus for himself, a to make the years average 3651/4 days.
esis, And it's been 2727 years since Ne- Julius was assassinated two years la-
buchadnezzar ascended to the throne of ter The College of Pontiffs didn't follow
Babylon, in case you've lost count. This his instructions and began having a leap
dating system was used by classical as- year every three years, overdoing it a bit.
tronomers, including Ptolemy. Forlhose By the time Augustus Caesar tackled the
who prefer the Seleucid calendar, it is problem in 8 B.C. the Roman seasons
now 2290, calculated from the time of the were out of whack again. So Augustus
Seleucid monarchy in Asia fvlinor. The stopped leap years until a.d. 8, and they
Diocletian system has the year at 1 695, have continued uninterrupted ever since
counting from the accession of that Ro- then. Because of the fortuitous resump-
man emperor. We are near the beginning tion of the Julian system in a.d 8, we have
of Islamic year 1 399, the number of lunar our simple rule that leap years are those
years since the Hegira, the flight of Ivlo- evenly divisible by four. And for his calen-
hammed from Mecca to Ivledina. And in dhc contribution, the Roman Senate
India the Saka Era, the official calendar, is named the eighth month after Augustus.
in its 1900th year But the real astronomical year is not
365.25 days long, but 365.242199. Thus,
EVOLUTION OF A CALENDAR the Julian prescription was overcorrect-
ing by 0.007801 days each year, or an er-
We owe to the Egyptians the first use of ror ofone full day every 128 years. By the
the astronomical solar year —the lime it end of the 1 6th century the error was ten
takes our planet to orbit the sun and
for days.
for the seasons to repeat. The Egyptian At that time, Pope Gregory XIII, with the
c solar year was about 365 days, about a advice of the astronomer-priest Clavius,
f, quarter of a day too short. The Babylo- decreed that ten days be dropped from
% mans had realized earlierthat a solar year the calendar and a small correction be
s was about 36SVi days but had opted for a
made in the use of leap years. The cor-
c 360-day calendar based on lunar rection was to omit leap years in century
<5 months, since they could not easily work The month ol March from JresR\cUesHei. — —
years those ending in 00 unless they
fE with fractions and 360 is evenly divisible Jean. Duke of Berry, early' 1 5th century. were also evenly divisible by 400. That
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was simple enough, but getting rid of the months can have a varying number ot ttie calendar since Gregory Probably the
ten exira days was not. days. Seven years out of every 19-year most famous try was by the French during
1582, thanks to Gregory, Thursday,
In cycle, an extra month is added after the their Revolution, inwhich they tried to
October 4, was immediately followed by sixth month, Adar, ahd before the seventh usher in an "Age of Reason." The reason-
Friday, October 15. There were riots in the month, Nissan. (Long ago, Nissan began able French did come up with one inno-
streets. The populace did not understand the year so the extra month would have vation that has fared reasonably well
the change and thought they had been ended a year.) This juggling of year the metric system._Their Calendar of Rea-
cheated out of ten days of life and ten lengths keeps the Jewish calendar al- son was less fortunate.
days of wages {conveniently forgetting most in step with the Gregorian solar cal- They renamed Ihe months after the af-
they hadn't worked those ten days). But endar, and the Jewish new year. First fairs of nature: NIvose. the snowy month;
authority prevailed, at least in Catholic Rosh Hashanah, falls about the
Tishri or Pluviose, the rainy month; Floreal. the
countries, and the Gregorian calendar time of the autumnal equinox. flower month; Vendemiaire. Ihe vintage
was established, sporadically, throughout The Muslim calendar ignores the sun: it month, and soonfor allot their 12 30-day
most of Europe. is based only on Ihe moon and has 12 lu- months (with five days added at year's
.Great Britain, however, wasn't having nar months of 354 or 355 days. It, too, be- end). The British, ever contemptuous of
anything to do with "popery" They contin- gins ihe month with the new crescent the Revolution, parodied the months as:
ued with the Julian calendar—and with moon. Since there are about 33 [Vtuslim wheezy sneezy, freezy; slippy drippy,
the ancient custom of beginning the year years every 32 Gregorian years, the
for nippy;showery flowery bowery; and
in [Vlarch —
until 1 752, by which time the seasons drift through the calendar by hoppy croppy, poppy
error had grown to 1 1 days. Of course, about ten days per year. Promulgated in 1 793, the Revolutionary
the North American colonies were part of The Gregorian calendar, as we have calendar lasted until Napoleon reinstated
the British Empire back Ihen. And today seen, measures the course of the sun and the Gregorian calendar in 1806.
when we celebrate Washington's birthday ignores the moon. Thus moon phases oc-
on February 22 and say he was born in cur anywhere in a month, unlike in a lunar THEASTRONOMERS' CALENDAR
1 732, we are correct if we are going by calendar. The one strong connection be-
the Gregorian calendar. But a calendar ot tween the Gregorian calendar and the A calendar that's still in use today was
George's day would have read February moon is the set of rules by which Easter is developed in the 1 6th century by Joseph
11, 1731 determined. In order to assure that Easter Justus Scaliger, a French historian and
The Gregorian calendar makes the av- falls around the time Passover and the
of chronologer. Astronomers deal with vast
erage length of the year 365.2425 days, vernal equinox, the rules consider the sweeps of time, and such rules as "Thirty
or about26 seconds too long. This is a phase of the moon
and, necessarily the days hath September dividing by
. ,
,

'

negligible error and won't amount to a full Jewish calendar. But because the Gre- four and the like can be vexatious. So
day for more than 3300 years. When thai gorian calendar is tied to the sun, the Scaliger devised a sysiem of "Julian
lime comes we'll do something about it, date of Easter changes from year to year Days," named in honor of his father.
hopefully with less fuss than accompa- One odd thing perpetrated on us is Ihe This a continuous count of days, with
is
nied the last change. use and a.d. The first
of the initials B.C. no years, months, or days of the month to
stands for the English words "Before confuse things The day numbers repeat
ONCE AROUND AGAIN Christ," whereas A.D. is for the Latin after 7980 years, a figure he arrived at by
words "Anno Domini." The languages, of mulliplying together Ihe lengths of sev-
The central problem with the course, came in the inverse order. eral natural and artificial periods of time.

calendar and one we can do nothing Another curiosity is that despite all the He calculated thai all Ihe cycles had had
about but juggle numbers is that the — sins of commission and omission against a common start in 4713 B.C., and he thus
lengths of the various astronomical pe- the calendar, the cycle of time that has began his count on January 1 of that year.
riods don't come out evenly been changed the least is the week, the To make easy for astronomers who ob-
II

There are 365 days, 5 hours, 48 min- period with the most tenuous connection serve at night, the Julian day begins at
utes, and 46 seconds In a solar year. This with astronomy Seven days is about the noon, so there is no awkward change of
is the time itfakesforthe earth to circle time from one phase of the moon to the date at midnight. January 1, 1979, at
the sun once, and for the seasons to re- next, but our week seems to have arisen noon, will be the start of Julian Day
peat. There are 29 days, 12 hours, 44 more from a mixture of numerology and 2,443,875. Astronomers use this system
minutes, and 3 seconds between full astrology for dating long-period phenomena such
moons (moonths) This gives 354 days, 8 as variable stars and comet orbits.
hours, 48 minutes, and 36 seconds in CALENDRIC CURIOSITIES There are those who would change the
twelve lunar months— more than ten days calendar yet again to make the months
short of the cycle of the seasons. (Actu- Seven has had mystical powers in most more regular or the dates fall out on the
afly there are several different kinds of some
cultures, with slight physiological same day of the week each year. Some
years and months, depending on how foundation. Four was also mystical and have proposed days of ien "hours," each
they are defined, but that would take too four times seven is 28, about a lunar with100 "minutes," each of 100 "sec-
much togo into now.) month and also the approximate time of a onds."
There are three possible ways of solv- woman's menstrual period. Seven is also So far, the calendar changers have had
ing the problem: 1) try to find some cycle the number of classical "planets," count- much less success than the proponents
in which there is an even number of ing the sun and moon. Not long before ofgoing metric, but someday they just
both kinds of years; 2) ignore the sun al- the Caesars, the Romans had taken to might change things again. 'Y'ou might say
together; 3) ignore Ihe moon and its naming the days after their seven plane- that time is on- their side. OQ
phases. tary gods (Dies Soils, Dies Lunae, Dies
The Jewish calendar Is called "luniso- Dies Mercuri, Dies Jovis, Dies
iVIartis, This year, two science fiction "splat" films
lar"as it tries to accommodate both the sun Veneris,and Dies Saturni). Reinforced by will treat in unremitting gory horror
and moon. The calendar has lunar the Mosaic law of resting every seventh what would happen if a giant meteorite
months of 29 or 30 days, with the month day theweek became firmly established. crashed into a major city. Ivleteor craters
beginning at the time of Ihe first appear- Even when Gregory dropped ten days, do pock tile earth, testifying to such
ance of the new crescent moon following Thursday was promptly followed by Fri- celestial damage in the past. What are
new moon. Years can have lengths of day Ihe odds of such a catastrophe today?
353, 354, or 355 days since some of the Many people have sought to change See "Space" In next month's Omni,
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a

HENRETO'S LEGACY

By Dr. Bernard Dixon

Cloning has caught the imagina- to HeLa cells, Could Henrietta Lacks be characterize physics.
tion for one sie^y good reason: It reborn? The answer is almost certainly Loosely defined, parity means equality,
represents a step toward per- not. Quite apart from some horrendous and in physics refers to the tendency of
sonal immortality. But let's not forget that ethical implications, the changes that elementary particles lo exist in pairs —
already thousands of laboratories, in have occurred in the hereditary material mirrorimage for every image. For exam-
many countries, contain living tissue de- of the cells {after years ol artificial culture) pie, electrons can be either left- or right-
scended from an American woman who mean that any such attempt would be handed. So it there is to be parity, there
died a quarter of a century ago. It was in doomed to failure. remains possible,
It should be one right-handed electron in
1 952 that the biologist George Gey re- however, that much information about nature for every left-handed one. And be-
moved some from Henrietta Lacks's
cells their first owner could be gleaned by fore 1957, scientists assumed without
cervical lumen The mother of five chil- scrutinizing the encoded information on queslion that whatever changes might
dren, Mrs. Lacks died less than five their DNA even today occur within a system, this parity would
months after the cancer was diagnosed, always be maintained or conserved.
at the age of 31 HeLa cells, as they were
. CHINA, ART & PARITY Then in 1 957, Dr. Tsung-dao Lee of
named later, have proved to be of consid- Columbia University and Dr. Chen Ning
erable value in scientific research and Science is not a totally cerebral pro- Yang of the Inslilute for Advanced Studies
medical diagnosis. They have continued cess. The cultural climate in which a sci- in Princeton, New Jersey, developed a
to grow and multiply, so that the total entist Is raised can have a profound theory suggesting that parity was not
weight of them in the world is now greater effect on his work. But how much of an conserved in certain subatomic decay
than that of Henrietta Lacks when she influence? processes. At Columbia, Dr. Chien-
was alive. I believe there is one discovery that shiung Wu did the necessary experi-
A major application of HeLa cells is in demonstrates just how greatly a culture ments and confirmed thai Lee and Yang
the diagnosis of virus infections. Unlike can shape the thoughts of researchers. were correct. Nature was not symmetrical
bacteria, viruses cannot proliferate on ar- I'm referring tothenonconservation of after all. The wot Id acclaimed ahistohc
media. They multiply only in living
tificial parity, a concept announced back in discovery But many people, scientisis in-
tissue. To identify a virus, therefore, a cli- 1957, The work involved some sophis- cluded, felt uneasy that Ihe natural world
nician will often take a swab from the ticated physics, but the central notion had turned oul to be less neat and orderly
throat or whatever part of the body is af- concerned the symmetry that seems to than had been supposed.
fected. A technician then inoculates the Later, a biologist. Dr. Robert Livingston,
suspect material into HeLa ceils main- put his finger on the reason why this dem-
tained in laboratory glassware. If a virus onstration of parity's nonconservation
is present, its behavior in the tissue cul- caused such unrest. It was, he pointed
ture (whether or not it grows, the way it out, a matter of culture. "My wife," he
grows, and its response to vahous anti- wrote, "who is an artist, observed at ihe
bodies) allows it to be identified. time that this creative departure from
Perhaps for this uncanny reason, the deeply rooted assumptions of contempo-
lady concerned remained all but anony- rary science might be more likely to occur
mous until a few years ago. As a student, in theminds of persons who grew up in a
Iwas taught that HeLa was a contraction radically different cultural tradition."
of Helen Lane— and indeed this name ap- And indeed,Lee, Yang, and Wu were
pears in many textbooks. More specula- all in China, the artistic and cultural
born
tive was the notion that George Gey tradition ofwhich differs fundamentally
named the cells after a favorite film star, from Ihat of Ihe West, The secret to their
Hedy Lamarr It was a little-known paper success may lie in traditional Chinese art,

published inObstetrics and Gynaecology inwhich there is less of an obligation lo


in 1 971 however, that confirmed the real
, paint a "balanced picture. " The Chinese
identity of this unique historical figure, also write by using ideographs rather
A teasing question,Tiow thatwecan than by making horizontal, left-lo-right
contemplate taking the nucleus from a stripes. It is at least possible, as a conse-
body cell, inserting it into an unrelated, quence, Ihat Chinese physicists were
enucleated egg cell, and producing afe- more open-minded about Ihe conserva-
tus derived from the nuclear donor. Is tion of parity than were those reared amid
whether this technique might be applied Ideograph: Possible a a major discovery. the Western cullural climate. DO

23
NO EXIT mar:
By Patrick Moore

The manned flights to the moon were The answer is quite possibly no. The
Long ago, BEMs, or Bug-Eyed
Monsters, were all the rage there-and-back affairs, lasting only
much away
a few feeling of heaviness might prove too in-
tense. In that event, we will have a situa-
Alien planets were populated days. But Mars Is farther
Rockets of 1979 vintage take months to tion in which earth men can go to Mars
with creatures of all kinds, some ot which
get there, and though this time will be cut and live there, but Martians can never
lived in seas methane while
of liquid
down, a |ourney to Mars will always be a come to earth. They could look down on
others had six or seven heads, innumera-
lengthy business. This means that even the green fields, ihe forests, oceans, and
ble tentacles, metallic skins, and long,
the very first explorers will have to set up lakes, knowing that a visit would be fatal.
scaly tails. Many were telepathic. Most
were decidedly unfriendly a Martian base. Inevitably, certainly within They would be entitled to regard the earth
Today BEMs have largely vanished, 100 years, there will be permanent bases as a planet of death, intact, even long
with people of both sexes. Babies will be spells under reduced gravity may turn out
and our ideas about life elsewhere have
born. And this in turn will lead to a prob- to have irreversible effects on the human
changed. It now seems certain that there
is no intelligent life in the solar system,
lem thai may turn out to be of extreme body Men who go to Mars will then do so
importance. with the knowledge they will never return
except (possibly) on earth. Mars has
been ruled out. Instead of supporting Mars is smaller than earth with only one home. In time, inhabitants of the Mars
an advanced technological civilization tenth the mass. The surface gravity is base will think of that planet as their
capable of building a planet-wide canal also less: 0.38 of earth's. There is no rea- home, not earth.

system, has proved to be a world in-


if
son to doubt that Homo sapiens can Despite ihe dangers, the attempt to _,

habited only by mountains, valleys, vol- adapt to these conditions. After all, the colonize Mars will be made. By a.d. 3000,
canoes, and craters— with no sign of Apollo astronauts walked on the moon, and probably long before, there will be
intelligent life. where the gravity is lower still. But what two inhabited worlds in the solar system
almost certainly about Martian-born babies? They will instead of one,
In the future, this will

alter, Men have been to the moon. Mars grow up under 0.38 g, and presumably
must be next. Barren though may be, it it their muscles will develop accordingly. STAR MASS
has an appreciable atmosphere (unlike What would happen if a Martian boy or
seems to be plenty girl were taken to earth? Could their mus- If memory serves me right, it
was the
the moon), and there
o( water locked up in Ihe form of ice. cles cope? White Queen in Lewis Carroll's Through
the Looking G/ass who made a habit of
believing at least six impossible things
before breakfast every day. Scientists
are, predictably, much less credulous. All

the same, there are times when they go


too far in the opposite direction, and quite
recently read an old book by J. Ellard
I

Gore that demonstrates what mean. I

Gore was a good writer and a good as-


tronomer. He was an expert "popularizer,"
and in his book (published in 1918) he
drew attention to a very curious set of cir-
cumstances surrounding Sirius, the most
brilliant star in the sky and only 8.6 light-
years away
Over a century ago, F.W. Bessel com-
mented that Sirius was showing a slow,
slight wobble in its motion, and he pre-
dicted that there must be an invisible
companion tugging on Sirius and pulling
it out of position, in 1862 an
American as-
tronomer actually discovered the com-
panion, just where Bessel had said it
would be. Since Sirius is the Dog Star, ihe
companion was nicknamed the Pup. It
photugraphed fay Vik:ng 2. No Bug-Eyed Monsters and ver) lihle gravity. has only one ten-thousandth the luminos-
Lifeless Martian plarri as
'

ity of Sirius itself, out studies of its move-

ments showed that it must be almost as


massive as our sun. Presumably, then, it
was large, cool, and red.
Later, in 1915, W.S. Adams ai Mount
Wilson took a long, hard look at the spec-
trum of the Pup and was surprised to find
that it was not in the least what he had ex-
pected. Far from being large and red, the
Pup was white-hot. But if the Pup was as
massive as the sun, its surface while-hot,
then its faintness meant that it was
small— no more than 41 ,600 kilometers
(26,000 miles) in diameter, which is
smaller than Uranus or Neptune,
This was whal Gore knew. Working
Jhlngs out, he commented that it all the
data were right, the Pup would have to be
incredibly dense —
at least 50,000 times
as dense as water. Tons of it could easily
be packed into a matchbox. This, said
Gore, was clearly absurd.
Of course, the data were no; wrong,
and the Pup really is over 50,000 limes as
dense as water. It is a white dwarf, a star
that has used up its nuclear energy At
one point the star collapsed, and its con-
stituent atoms were crushed and broken,
so that the various bits were packed to-
gether with liltle waste space. Hence the
Help save this
high density. Gore's impossibility was, in
fact, not only possible, but correct.
Another alleged impossibility that
vanishing American
turned out to be true concerns the sun it- There are only 32 known pairs of needs — your help and your money.
self and how it radiates heal, After many wild American peregrine falcons We'll use your contribution to
theories and changes ot heart, investiga-
nesting in the United States. Tlie help save many vanishing species of
lors discovered that the key to solar en-
peregrines are the fastest birds on animals, birds and habitats all over
ergy is hydrogen. Inside the sun, nuclei of

hydrogen atoms are combining to make earth, capable of diving at speeds of the world. Since we were established
up nuclei of helium, Each time this hap- 200 miles an hour.You may never see in 1961, we've Spent more than 17 mil-
pens, a little energy is released and a lit- beautiful bird swoop through the
tills lion dollars to support over 1200 proj-
tle mass is lost. When the calculations
sky. Unless you help tis save them. ects in 84 countries.
were made, was found that in order to
make
it

everything into mathematical the-


We re the World Wildlife Fund
x-dediii ibie.
ory,
fit

the sun would have to be losing mass


— an organization dedicated to help :) help the World Wildlife Fund.
at the rate of 4,000,000 tons per second. save endangered wildlife and natural
"Absurd!" cried the crilire. areas. We've been working to save the
But it is not absurd. The sun has much peregrine falcon since 1972, by sup-
Address _
less mass now than it did when you City
porting Cornell University's captive
picked up this issue of Omni. However, I

breeding program. This program


can assure you that there is no need for
money in order to continue.
> A WORLD WILDLIFE
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THE MRTS
Even though he
not an SF
flies,

film."
Superman
Richard Conner,
is himself as a director with box office clou!
"The Omen cameout in Juneof 1976,"
directed to do Batman. It was POWI ZO-
WIEl ZOK! and all thai. My feeling was
director of Ihe multimillion dollar Donner explains, "and one night got aI thai we're a new country We've got the
movie adaptation, is speaking via phone call from Alexander Salkind, one of American Indian, we've got Superman,
from his home near Pinewood Studios in the producers of Superman. He said, You don't fuck with either one of 'em.
southern England. Wiih still a handful of 'This isAlexander Salkind, do you know "When told them that wanted to do a
I t

shots needed to complete ihe picture, he who am?' said, 'No.' He said, made a
I I 'I major rewrite, the producers said they
has lal<en a couple of hours off to talk with picture called The Three Musketeers. '
I were happy with what they had. told I

Omni. "Here it is October, and the film said. 'Oh yes? thought Fiichard Lester
I them thank you anyway, assume they I

premieres al Ihe Kennedy Center in directed that.' Hesaid, 'Well, produced


I
tried other people. ... have no idea I
. . .

Washington on December tenth. We'll it.' but they came back and asked me what
makefhe date, but it'll kill us all." "They had taken the Superman story rewriting had in mind."
I

The rush to complete Superman has through a couple of screenplay drafts be- Donner went lo work with Tom Man-
been a constant pressure on Conner, but fore came onto the picture. Mario Puzo
I
klewicz {Diamonds Are Forever, The Ivlan
he's worked in television for years and the (
The Godfather) had written a brilliant with the Goiden Gun), reshaping Ihe
feeling must be familiar by now. Begin- screenplay as tar as the formation of the script in accord with his vision of ihe
ning with live programming from New fable was concerned. Then Robert Ben- story "The only research did was to read I

York in the 1950s, he moved to Los ton, David Newman, and Newman's wife, the comic books and a few books that
Angeles late in the decade and directed Leslie {Bonnie and Clyde), came in and were written by Superman's creators. I

Wanted: Dead or Ative. The Twilight Zone. rewrote it. They look a fable, made it into didn't cover any of the other media in
dozens of other hit series, and a number a parody, then parodied the parody If the which he appeared. just decided the I

of lop-rated television movies. Conner's Newmans and Benlon had been left visuals had to be my own. The story had
first theatrical feature film. The Omen. alone, they would probably have deliv- to be bigger than life, yet, at the same
has grossed over $100,000,000, Now at ered, on the whole, what wanted lo
I end time, had to be a reality for the people
it

the helm of Superman, he may establish up with, but they seem lo have been within it. didn't want the characters to be
I

laughing at themselves,"
Donner enlisted a new creative crew to
help prepare the picture. "I brought in
John Barry who had just finished Star
Wars, as production designer Geoffrey
Unsworth, who had photographed 2001:
A Space Odyssey, was the director of
phoiography. We did the whole thing In
eleven weeks, which will be either its
downfall or its success. It's probably the
most difficult film ever made, and say I

thai truly without ego problems. We faced


things that no other filmmaker has ever
had to deal with. The film should have
taken six or eight months to get under
way once came on, I but we had to impro-
vise as we went."
This improvisation was carried on
throughout the filming of Superman "We .

just couldn't get the flying sequences


fight," Conner said. "So as Unsworlh and
I slarted shooting Ihe first-unit photogra-
phy Oennis Coop and a lot of other peo-
ple were developing a new process, a
new photography system. took us from It

January or February until September of


Richard Donner direclsSuperman.played by Cttristapher Reeves.with 3 script by Mario Puzo. 1977 to get the first flying shot thai could I

Superman's parents played by Marlon Brando and Susannah York, survey high tech on Krypton.
, approve. They were working on all that it

26 OMNI CONTINUED ON PAGE 137


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music now we have an i "modular music," "phase music," and thing completely new, which instead of
Infield that is being explored simultane- "pulse music." What all these names at- coming from the Western tradition, the
ously at seemingiy unrelated points. tempt to convey is a kind of music that Indian tradition, the African tradition, will
As we move into the future, we move si- emphasizes rhythm, a music consisting legitimately, and not in some weird way,
multaneously on all fronts " So says John of melodic patterns with minute metric come from a world musical tradition."
Cage, the elder statesman of experimen- adjustments. "The main thing," says Philip Glass, "is
tal music. In Reich's work a single pattern can be that we're getting into post-Einsteinian
Music turns on itself unpredictably, in- repeated over and over again in rhythmic concepts of time." For Glass, Newtonian
tractably, It's directions are infinite and relationships that gradually change so time, more rigid and formal in its struc-
ever changing. It defies capture. But that a further number of new patterns ture, has given way to elastic, stretched-
there are guides at the outposts of musi- evolve. Or alternatively, a musical pattern out, relativistic temporal constructs. His
cal space, explorers at music's leading is gradually extended for such a long du- compositions and performances are four,
edge. From John Cage, Steve Reich, ration that a kind of "slow motion" music five, and six hours long, changing always
Philip Glass, composers who are strip- takes shape. as a function of his changing time/space
ping down and rebuilding the "language" Overlaying the rhythmic undercurrents concerns.
of classical Western concert music, to are slow shifts of timbre and subtle har- Glass's music has been called "hyp-
Larry Fast, synthesizer whiz kid, to Sun monic changes, notic" because of its continuous drone
Ra, the outrageous jazz mystic five mu- — Reich's music is rooted in multiple cul- and uniform pulse; "modular" because it

sicians who are "out there" tell Omni what Europe from 11 00 to
tural traditions: links distinct, self-contained units to one
we might expect to hear from music as it 1750; Balinese gamelan music; West Afri- another; and "minimal" because it seems
translates future time Into rhythm and can music; American jazz (primarily be- psychological narrative
to lack the usual
sound. bop); Stravinsky, Barlbk, and Webern. He devices of Western music such as antici-
John Cage is the musical futurist. His is now studying traditional forms of cantil- pation and climax. And repetition and ex-
work has promoted and established the iations (chanting) of ancient Hebrew tended time sequences In his works are
use of percussion and voice, tape- Scripture. paralleled by technical breakthroughs.
recorded composition, principles of inde- For Reich the earth is becoming a "Digital systems using laser beams will
terminacy, graphic notation, and live smaller,more compact place, with an ac- be commonly used in the near future," he
electronics. Distinguished music critic celerated potential for personal encoun- says, "and Ihat will change music. Laser
and composer Virgil Thompson said of ter.Reich sees future music as "some- beams will decode information from a
Cage in 1945, "He has produced atonal record groove. This means the length of a
music not by causing the twelve tones of side will no longer be limited to twenty
the chromatic scale to contradict one an- minutes. In the future, one side of an LP
other consistently but by eliminating, to will store two or three hours of music. And

start with, all sounds of precise pitch." when the record is turned, it will be done
Looking ahead, John Cage sees the fu- automatically and without interrupting the
ture of music in quantitative terms; "When music, We'll have home entertainment
you have a larger number of people, you centers with speakers all around the
have a larger number of minds. So you room. The kind of music I'm experiment-
have quantity of mind. You have inter- ing with will sound best then."
penetration of diverse musical attitudes "Just by the nature of its increasing
and the advent of an increasingly larger complexity, increasing reliance on auto-
number of technical possibilities. mated forms of equipment, increasing
"Formerly when things were separat- computer assistance, and eventual com-
ed, when there were fewer people and puter control," believes electronic com-
cultures were separated, everyone in poser Larry Fast, "music will become very
each isolated group was going in the exciting to listen to — and less exciting to
same direction. Now we have this simul- watch."
taneous movement. And not in any partic- Technological expansion is at the core
ular way." of Larry Fast's musical vision. Fast is an
The cross-cultural implications of electronic wizard. Together with Dr. Rob-
Cage's thinking'are amplified by Sieve ert Moog, he designed an early prototype
Reich. Reich's music has been variously of the polymoog synthesizer, and he con-
tagged "minimal music," "trance music," Sfeve Reich: modular trance music, tinually designs customized equipment

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^^^k book that may revolulionize our scious metaphysics (a blend of the Ro- Although Vajk sees most of the solu-
m^'^L attitudes toward the future has man Catholicism in which he had been tions to our terrestrial problems In extra-
# » just been published by a West reared and Zen Buddhism}, Newly armed terrestrial energy sources, he has also
Coast publishing house, Peace Press, in with the conviction that the "Buddha- packed Doomsday Has Been Cancelled
Culver City, a suburb of Los Angeles. The mind is in all things" and God was
that with practical programs for increasing
Doomsday Has Been Cancelled
title is — right in Genesis in declaring His creation our earthside energy yield long before
an abrupt chailenge to the fashionable "very good," Vajk began to run his own ihe first solar power satellite is in orbit,
neo-Martichaeans who have been computer analysis of the Club of Rome Adopting Buckminster Fuller's principle
preaching Apocaiypse tor the past

decade and the back jacl<et carries
scenario—and found it full of highly ques-
tionable assumptions.
of ephemeralization doing more with—
less—Vajk offers many provocative leads
lyrical endorsements by the prestigious The first product of Vajk's skeptical re- on how intelligence, aiming at quality can
Gerard O'Neiil of Princeton and Barbara examination of the Club of Rome projec- produce far more energy on the planet-
Marx Hubbard ofthe Committee for the tion was a study, "The mpact of Space
I
face than the Doomsday brigade be-
Future. There is even a forward by astro- Colonization on World Dynamics," lieves possible. Insisting that the sources
naut Russell Schweickart denouncing the published in Technological Forecasting of wealth are "knowledge and coopera-
chic Naderites and nadirites whose pes- in December 1976. This highly technical tion," he demonstrates that only the falla-
simism is based on "acceptance of all
problems and rejeclion of all solutions,"
paper did not reach a wide audience, but
in demonstrated
Vajk
cious logic of the zero-sum game in —
it that using the which somebody must be the loser
The author is a young (36-year-old) same computer programs as the Club of prevents us from achieving a higher stan-'
physicist, J. Peter Vajk, a transplanted Rome had yielded a vastly different and dard of living for all right now. And he pro-
Transyluanian who grew up In a bilingual more
optimistic scenario for the next vides a very plausible scenario for an
New Jersey household and has retained 30-50 years when a single assumption "Age of Substitutability" in which new

a bicameral view of Ihe world half Amer- was changed. The assumption thai Vajk techniques will allow us not only to recy-
ican, half European; half modern, half tra- had challenged was that our resources cle more but to replace depleted re-
dlticnal; half scientific and half humanis- are limited to those on the planetface of sources with new synthetics and alloys.
tic. Dr, Vajk (rhymes with bike) insists that He assumed
earth. that we could build But these are all interim measures; the
the human race is not on a CalvinisI solar power collectors in geosynchro- real solutions to our problems, Vajk in-
course of predestination, about to suffo- nous orbit—an idea that NASA/Ames sists, are to be found in breaking out of
cate in its own pollution or starve out from studies have shown to be economically the closed system of planetary chauvin-
lack cf food and resources. On the con- and technically feasible. The result of this ism and employing the full energy and
trary, he says, we have an excellent single new assumption was that the com- resources of our extraplanetary environ-
chance of achieving a quality of life that puter projections now showed none of the ment; we have the prospect of an open
would appear Utopian to any previous Doomsday tendencies that the Club of system, indefinitely if not infinitely rich in
generation. Rome forecast and even indicated the all that we need to end the Malthusian
As it to illustrate Toynbee's theory of possibility of abolishing hunger. crunch that perpetuates competition and
challenge and response as the mecha- More generally Vajk observed that war.
nism of progress, Vajk's ideas came di- there are many possible futures, all of Vajk sincerely seeks iiigh quality in
Dr.
rectly out of what theologians call a Dark them equally plausible (if you accept the allaspects cf life; is hard for him lo un-
it
Night of the Soul. When the Club cf Rome right assumptions), none of them abso- derstand why so many have given up this
published their gloom-and-doom sce- iuteiy certain. "We are the Future quest and accept decay and degenera-
nario, TheLlmits of Growth, In 1972, al- Makers, he summarizes
" In Doomsday tion as the predestined trend. When con-
most all readers were thrown into pro- Has Been Cancelled. The future is not fronted with the Inevitable question

found depression but none more so something that is going lo happen to us, whether he personally intends to go into
than Pete Vajk, who was then working as but something we are creating day by space, he answers at once, "Yes." But
a research physicist for Lawrence Liver- day and hour by hour in the decisions we then he adds thoughtfully, "A tew years
more Laboratories in Berkeley Vajk says make about our quality of lite. Quality is a ago, wanted to go as an 6migr6, since
I

that he (elt his "na'iVe optimism" collapse key word in Vajk's semantics, having con- saving earth seemed impossible Now I

utterly under the grim impact of The notations that are simultaneously scien- might go just as a tourist, or to work for a
Limits of Growth's computer projections tific, moral, and esthetic. To seek the while,There is no need lo flee this
of risingworldround chaos and famine. highest quality— in the design of a tool, in planet— can be saved." And then he
it
He bounced-back from Ihe pits of despair a work of art, in the way of life of a whole adds his Inevitable and challenging slo-
intoa new, more sophisticated optimism
only after reexamining his own uncon-
society — is what being human is all gan: "We are the Future Makers. all de- II

about, lo him. pends on decisions we make now. DO "


"HE COYNE INCIDEN"
UFD UPDMTE
By James Oberg

5omethJng from outer space changing colors again. Instruments in the Despite the unarguable facts of the
buzzed an army helicopter one helicopter malfunctioned, and the radio Coyne chronicle, UFO buffs realize that
nighl about five years ago, ter- was dead. The entire aircraft was trapped pilots have been experiencing similar
rifying Ihe tour crewmen inside and in some sort of antigravity vortex and rose UFO near-collisions for 30 years. In 1 948,
nearly causing theJr deaths Truly spec- thousands of meters into the nighl sky be- 0-3 pilots Clarence Chiles and John
tacular and unexplainable. the incident fore the pilot could bring itunder control. Whitted spotted a cigar-shaped object
seared its way into the pages of UFO So impressive was this case, and so with two rows of glowing portholes as it
history and ignited a controversy whose unimpeachable were the witnesses, that whizzed past their aircraft. A similarly
flames sill! rage. the weekly tabloid National Enquirer se- shaped UFO fiew over Indiana and Ken-
One thing seems certain: the encounter lected It "Ihe best UFO case of 1973." The tucky in early 1968; three different aircraft
ofCaptain Larry Coyne and his crew, contest had been hard fought that year, were nearly rammed by a fleet ol cigar-
near Mansfield, Ohio, at 1 1 pm on Octo- with such powerful competitors as Ihe shaped UFOs later that same year.
ber 18, 1973, is one of the most impres- Pascagoula abduction of two fishermen Coyne's UFO was similar, especially in
sive UFO cases on record. Whether the and a report from the governor of Ohio. thatnone of these near misses caused
cosmic visilor was an alien spaceship, as Recent findings have made the Coyne any air turbulence or sound whatsoever.
UFO buffs insist, or a bright fireball UFO case appear even more impressive. The Chiles- Whitted case, as even most
meteor, as UFO skeptic Philip J. Klass Leading authonly on the pro-UFO side is UFO believers concede, was probably a
suggests, the fact of Ihe sighting itself Ohio investigator Jennie Zeldman, whose train ofmeteohc fragments fireballing
has withstood rigorous scientific scrutiny. reports have appeared in the Mutual UFO across the night sky cueing the startled •

A low-ilying, northbound helicopter Network's UFO Journal, in Flying Saucer pilots into assuming that the lights were
was paced by a strange red light to the Review {published in Great Britain), and portholes and then into imagining an out-
east. As the UFO neared at high speed, in the monthly magazine Fate. A major line of the nonexistent structure. Just
the alarmed helicopter pilot put his air- new progress report on the case is being such an illusion is documented in the first
craft into a sleep dive, the UFO slopped prepared for ihe International UFO Re- 1 968 case, where a flaming falling satel-

dead overhead, bathed ihe crew in a porter, published by the Center for UFO lite seduced an intelligent, levelheaded

green light, and sped off to the west, Studies. group of witnesses into seeing an eerily
lit, cigar-shaped object pass within 299


meters (1 000 feet) of them when in fact
the actual objects were hundreds of kilo-
meters away A second 1968 case, which
unlike the other examples occurred in
daytime, led the pilots of three aircraft
into thinking they had nearly been
rammed when in fact the disintegrating
fireball (such as was, based on other
it

eyewitness accounts and photographs)


was hundreds of kilometers away
The most famous "non-UFO explana-
tion" for the Coyne incident was gener-
ated (critics would say contrived) by
Philip J Klass, an editor at Aviation Week
and probably the world's foremost Uf^O
skeptic. Klass claims that Captain Coyne,
like other pilots before him, may have
been fooled by a bright meteor possibly
from the Orionid shower, which reoccurs
annually in the October 18-22 period.
While some UFO experts have asserted
that the Orionid shower does not produce
professional meteor specialists
fireballs,
A second bright
report just the opposite.
Orionidfireball appeared over the
Lenticular cloud lorinalion photographed by an American lourisl a! Santos, Brazil, It Midwest an hour before the Coyne sight-
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ing, and a third, moving in the same di-
rection as the Coyne UFO, was seen ali
throughout the Midwest on October 18,
1977, four years to the night after llie
Coyne event (but a few hours eariier,
resulting [n more witnesses).
Although Kiass's conclusions have
been almost uniformly rejected by iead-
ing pro-UFO researchers, severai of his
subsidiary observations have been
quietly verified. Failure of the radio follow-
ing the encounter is now attributed to the
helicopter's low altitude, causing hills to
block transmission (on Kfass's request,
Coyne tried the radio at the same location
n a subsequent flight and confirmed
this), as well as to a too rapid switching of

^
frequencies by a panicked radio opera-
tor. The "mysterious rise" of the aircraft

has also lost its miraculous flavor


This levitalion is now attributed to the
pilot's action of instinctively pulling back
on the control stick as soon as the per-
ceived danger of collision had passed.
Diving toward the ground, impact was im- Wild Turkey Lore:
minent within seconds had this not been
done. Later, the crewmen could not recall
doing exactly what experienced pilots
should have done without thinking about
In 1776 Benjamin Frank m
it. Records show thai other pilots under proposed that the Wild
stress in similar life-threatening incidents
fail to remember what subconscious re- Turkey be adopted as the
flex actions they took. But since the heli-
copter later responded immediately to
Coyne's handling of the controls, once he
symbol of our country. I

noticed the rise and acted lo correct it,


there is no evidence of external force
The eagle was chosen
associated with the UFO.
Pro-UFO investigators evidently agree.
instead.
as written by Zeldman in the MUFOIM
UFO Journal: 'There is no physical evi- The Wild Turkey Austin Nichols_
dence to Indicate that the climb or ap-
.

parent radio malfunction were in any way


. .

later went on to
a product of the object's proximity." And
become the symbol of WILD
one should also note that there is of
course no real evidence of even the TURKEY
object's proximity —
it could have been a
our country's finest
hundred kilometers overhead.
The key objections to Kiass's Orionid Bourbon.
fireball hypothesis are threefold; first, to-
tal duration of the helicopter crew's ob-
servation of the UFO may have been too
long for it to have been a fireball, which
WILD TURKEY/ 101 PROOF/S YEARS OLD.
;d on page 139
camTimuunn

)AFETYAT HOMEfOISON ABROAD


1 975, a dangerous pesticide caused convulsions, speech fvluch of the asbestos output from the Mexican plant is shipped
impairment, and loss of bladder control among Egyptian back to the United Slates for sale.
In farmers and Iheir families. It killed an undisclosed number of Moreover, federal figures disclose that 1 5 percent of the 265
people and more than a thousand water buftaio. The chemi- million kilograms {588 million pounds) of pesticides exported
cal, Leptophos, had been exported to Egypt and about 3D other from the United States in 1 975 were either never approved for
countries by an American firm. It had never been approved for use or banned at home.
use in the United Slates. The President's Council on Environmental Quality has been
In 1972, U.S. companies exported to Iraq 80,000 tons of attempting, unsuccessfully, to get the State Department, the
wheat and barley coated with a mercury-based fungicide U.S. Export-Import Bank, and other agencies to make environ-
banned in America. Four hundred Iraqis died and 5000 more mental assessments of their major foreign projects. It would
were hospitalized. provide the information necessary for foreign nations to better
These are not isolated examples. In various developing protect themselves.
countries, people are routinely exposed to the potentially dan- A case in point; With S644 million in ioans and loan guaran-
gerous products of American technology^pesticides, weed —
tees from the Export-Import Banl-; then the largest transaction
l<Jllers, drugs, and other substances. Somehow the safety regu- in the bank's history— the Philippines is building a 600-
lations thiat were developed along with the chemicals have re- megawatt nuclear reactor purchased from Westmghouse. No
mained at home. environmental assessment was done. Result: The $1.1 billion
"For a long time, the people in developing countries have reactor is in one of the world's most active earthquake regions,
waited for the benefits of American technology, , Instead,
. . 22 kilometers (14 miles) from an active volcano. The estimated
they are becoming the victims of technology" says Rashmi cost of electricity from the reactor is more than from a plant us-
Mayur, director of the Urban Development Institute in Bombay, ing hydropower, —
geothermal energy, or coal none of which
India, and head ofa special United Nations panel on hazardous were studied beforehand. The reactor never would have been
exports. approved in the United States under such circumstances.
Dangerous exports from this country and other industrialized U.S. practices are changing, albeit slowly The Agency for In-
nations are causing increasing concern here as well as abroad ternational Development recently stopped shipping overseas
In each of the past two years, the United Nations Environment pesticides banned in this country. This past summer, federal
Program has urged industrialized nations to assist the Third World law was changed to require companies to notify foreign users
in protecting itself against hazardous chemicals. of exported pesticides banned here.
"The technology for using toxic chemicals crosses national But without international cooperation, many experts note,
borders much more quicl<ly than the capability to regulate it," even U.S. regulations are ineffective. Pesticides banned here
says Jacob Scherr, an attorney for a Washington-based envi- wind up back in this country coating imported crops. A U.S. ban
ronmental group that has pushed for more American responsi- on f luorocarbons in spray cans to protect the ozone layer does
bility abroad. "What we have here is a serious double standard." not affect half of the worldwide fluorocarbon production.
In one case, an American asbestos firm, Amatex, closed an With billions of dollars at stake in perpetuating the current
almost-new Pennsylvania factory a year after the United States way of doing business, it is unclear how changes can occur.
(in 1972) announced strict regulations protecting worl<ers from The world pesticides market alone is estimated at S7 billion
asbestos-related cancer. The firm then opened another factory annually. "The thinkingon this whole subject is very new," said
just across the U.S. border in Mexico— a country without strict James Foster of the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Ad-
asbestos regulations. Eyewitnesses say the conditions in the —
we know is that there is a problem and that it
ministration. "All
Mexican plant are unhealthy: The workers risk cancerdaily . must be solved," —STUART DIAMOND
camTimuunn
KILLER AMOEBA rich environment of the FUTURE CARS ing solid-state radar and a
brain." There the amoebas microcomputer, the cruise
As it Legionnaire's Dis- devour brain matter and se- Cars of the future will be control system varies the
ease wasn't enough to crete a substance that l^ills lighter, safer, and even car's speed to maintain a
worry about, now ttiere's tissue."We never knew smarter the federal gov-
if safe following distance be-
parasitic encephalitic men- amoebas could cause this ernment has its way but — hind any vehicles in front of
ingitis (PEM), a disease that kindof damage," he said
sounds like sometliing out Researchers are baffled
of a bad science ficlicn by Ihe erratic occurrence of
movie. the disease and lEs resis-
Caused by an amoeba tance to treatment. fVlost of
thai lives on Ihe bottom of the reported cases have
freshwaler ponds and lakes, involved young people, pn-
PEM is little understood and marily boys. Only three vic-
nearly always fatal. The tims Slave survived, one a
amoeba has caused 121 re- nine-year-old California girl
ported deaths since its dis- treated with antitungicide
covery in 1963 and may be drugs in June. But the same
responsible for more, treatment failed to save an
according to Dr. George eight-year-old South Caro-
Healey, parasitologist at the lina boy in August.
Federal Center tor Disease Dr. Healey said he doesn'!
Control in Atlanta, Georgia. want to scare anyone- "The
"These organisms are disease is rare, and anyone
very opportunistic," said worried about should wear
ii

Healey. "Ttiey enter a swim- nose clips while swimming


mer's body through the in la(<es or ponds."
nose and go to the oxygen- — Allan Ivlaurer

they won't be cheap. The it. It sounds a warning and


National Highway Traffic automatically brakes to
Safety Administration avoid crashes.
(NHTSA) paid more than Chrysler and Calspan,
S6.25 million to develop inc., have engineered an
three prototypes of techno- RSV based on the 1976
logically advanced cars it ChryslerSimca 1308. Its
hopes Detroit will imitate. major innovations are struc-
While the experimental tural improvements that
oars, which NHTSA calls re- Tuake crashworthy at
it

search safety vehicles speeds of 80 kph (50 mph)


(RSVs), are economical to in front and rear collisions. It

run, they are loaded with fu- has a soft bumper to reduce
turisticfiardware and inno- pedestrian injuries and tires
vative engineering that that will run flat at 80 kph.
promise to be expensive if "Whatwe are aiming at,"
incorporated into the family said Bob Cool<, a NHTSA
sedan. spokesman, "is demon-
One of the experimental strating that the technology
cars, the Eagle II, devel- meet federally
exists to
oped by Minicars, Inc., of mandated standards for
Goleta, California, features 1985, It all started a few
"smart cruise control," Us- years ago with something

called the experimenlal re- shorten disastrously the fal- become 30 percent the planet's unusual onenla-
search vehicle. It looked iike low periods critical id soil stronger during the past ten !ion. Different from any other
a Sherman tank. restoraiion. years, planet, Uranus rotates on Its
"The latest versions are all Without the rain forest to Using tMASA's 64-meter side as itorbits the sun Dur-
under 3000 pounds [1370 hold and replenish the top- radio telescope at Gold- ing half the Uranian year (84
kilograms], less than a Mus- soil, Olson says, floods and stone. California, the two as- earth years), the north or
tang. They make great use tronomers were able to pen- south pole of the planet is

of reforming plastics that etrate the dense clouds of always facing sunward.
bounce back when hit, pas- the distant world, where the Uranus's north pole is pres-
sive restraint systems [air atmospheric pressure is ently turning toward the sun
bags], and other safety fea- thought to be at least ten following 42 years ol dark-
tures. They'reeconomical times greater than at the ness. The scientists suggest
and nonpolluting. These are earth's surface. that the radio beams sent
the basic elements of the Klein and Turegano be- from earth are now detect-
car of ihe future " — AM. lieve their findings suggest ing hotter temperatures
two possibilities. One is that from regions of the atmo-
MAYAN Uranus's atmosphere is sphere exposed to sunlight
MISMANAGEMENT warming up, though both for the First time as ihe orien-

It may not have been


scientists deem it unlikely tation of the planet begins to
that the temperature deep change.
slaughter or disease that
in a planet's interior could
abruptly ended the Mayan
Civilization in Central
become 30 percent warmer "At every crossway on the
in just ten years. Such a road that leads to the future.
America a thousand years
change on earth would raise each progressive spirit is
ago, but a wholesale disre-
our average air temperature opposed by a thousand
gard for ecological balance.
above 1 20° C {250' F). men appointed to guard the
The soil surrounding Mayan
More likely, the scientists past."
temples and palaces bears
evidence that expanding
feel, the change is due to ,
— Maeterlinck
populations depleted the
fields of essential nutrients
through overly intensive droughts followed with cata
agriculture. The Mayans, atrophic results Eventually
it seems, were the victims even btop gap measures
own unwitting land
of their buch as small raised fields
mismanagement, encircled by irrigation
Gerald Olson, professor canals—failed, anu 1500
of agronomy (soil science) years of empire building,
at Cornell University, has stopped dead.
found acharacleristic lay- — Dava Sobel
ered soil composition
around several ancient set-
PLANET WARMING
tlements of the Yucatan Pen- Two radio astronomers at
insula. Digging down NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab-
through a meter of new oratory (JPL) in Pasadena,
light-brown soil, Olson California, have discovered
found a band of clear black major changes taking place
soil silting on liie undis- deep within the atmosphere
turbed earth below. The ofUranus, M.J. Klein and
black soil, he suggests, may J, A, Turegano of JPL's Plan-
indicate the Mayans' grow- etary Atmosphere Research
ingnumbers forced them Section found that radio
toburn off jungle areas for emissions from within the
use as farmland and to Uranian atmosphere have
"

CDruTimuuan
ALL THAT GLITTERS ers who work with molten SCIENCE OF HUMOR his students to classify com-
metals. ics, grouping those they

All the firefighters who The Safety Systems Divi- What's so funny? Dr. How- found similar. "After a rigor-
attend helicopter landings sion of the 3M Company ard Pollio's research, for ous statistical analysis," he
and t3keo[fs on ihe While manufaclures the film of one thing. The University of reports, "we found four ma-
House lawn wear face gold on Mylar plastic, and Tennessee psychologist is jor categories of comic: loud

shields coated wiih a film of several firms clamp the lilm studying humor. and crazy, typified fay Jerry
24-karaI gold. Outwardly at- onto Plexiglas visors. "I get it from people ail the —
Lewis there was a wom-
tractive, the shields are also Another popular industrial time," he grumbles. "Skepti- en'ssubgroup centered
llfesaving —part of the heat- use of gold Is In the produc- cism, wisecracks, Even my around Carol Burnett:
mother calls me and asks, skinny and weird, like
'What kind of a job is this, Woody Allen; black comics;
for a grown boy to study and old, fat, and sarcastic,
humor?'" such as WC. Fields.
Yet it's not so strange. Dr. "The problem with this
Pollio testifies. "Humor is an kind of study," he adds, "is
important topic There is that we can't repeat it. By
hardly any society where the time we've finished the
laughter is not considered study, people have already
healthy and desirable. I forgotten half the comics.
have never understood why I'd never before realized

psychologists always study what a short halt-life they


abnormal behavior." have."
Further, he points out, hu- Despite such experimen-
mor is easy to study When tal hardships, Dr. Pollio
someone tells a joke, you has gleaned a few insights,
can measure precisely how "Relative social position,"
long it takes the audience to he says, "is very important.
laugh, how long they laugh, The butt of the joke, a per-
and how loudly son, institution, or taboo
Other studies are pos- topic must be valued and
The man with Ihe golden mask: Fireman's 24-kaiat-goid mask is
sible. Dr. Pollio once asked important in your society
transpateril to visible light but reflects away radiant heat.
and you must deflate it. The
resistant metalized suits spark plugs for snow-
tion of basic form of the joke is the
that enable firemen to see mobiles, motorcycles, and put-down. And most humor
and work at close range in racing cars. Champion flows between equals or
the intense heat of a heli- Spark Plug of Toledo, Ohio, downward. Seldom will
copter fire, from which they Introduced the gold-tipped someone joke about his su-
may have to pull out a pas- spark plug in 1969, recom- perior at work to his face. In
senger or more. mending it for snowmobiles this way, humor acts as a de-
The gold film is 300 ang- forquicker starts in cold vice for tension manage-
stroms thick— a "skin" thin weather. At present Cham- ment."
enough to be transparent to pion makes over 30 types of A general theory of hu-
wavelengths of visible light, gold-alloy spark plugs, mor, though, has been frus-
but thick enough to be to- — D.S. tratingly elusive. "There

tally reflective to the slightly have been thousands of

longer wavelengths of radi- In 1899the director of the theories," Dr. Pollio sighs.

ant heat. Because of this U.S. Patent Office urged "Virtually every major philos-
ability to admit light but not President McKiniey to abol- opher, social critic, and psy-
heat, gold visors are also ish the Patent Office along chologist has had one. I

used by airport crash with his own job because suppose it would be too
rescue squads, other kinds "everything that can be in- Jerry Lewis: It's finally official; much to hope that my re-

of firefighters, and smelt- vented has been invented. he's loud and crazy. search will explain what

38 OMNI
" "

makes somelhing funny in The lure iooks exactly like SUPERTANK extinguishing system is de-
every case." a fish in the region that the signed to react to fires in
He plans to keep on try- anglerfish loves to eat. The The U.S. Army's new three milliseconds and to
ing, however. "I think there prey is attracted to the lure Xfvl-1 tank is a 59-?on ar- quench them in 200,
is a strong relationship be- inhopes of a mating ren- mored knight with a kind of Chrysler Corporation is
tween the ability to see a dezvous, not realizing that laser lance. Using a laser the main contractor for
joke and the ability to solve the "rock" beneath it is a range finder and ballistic building 3325 XM-1S under
problems," he suggests, deadly enemy Other fish computer, its 105-mm can- a $4 7 billion government
"Laughter underlines how have built-in lures, but only non fired on the run in a re- contract,
silly it is to think about the the anglerfish has a lure that cent demonstration, uner- —Alton Slakeslee
mind and body separately," resembles a fish itself,
he adds. "The stimulus of a The anglerfish is also
laugh is an intellectual unique in its ability to wiggle
event, yet it quickly goes on Ihe lure while maintaining
block out ai! else. There
to the "immobile, inert appear-
are only two other phenom- ance of a sponge- or coral-
enathai so completely take likealgae-encrusted rock,"
over your awareness: the or- according to Theodore W.
gasm and the sneeze." Pietsch and David B. Gro-
— Owen Davies becker of the College of
Fisheries at the University of
ALLURING FISH
Washington, the first scien-
A fish that looks like a tists to describe the fish.
rocl< and has its own built-in The anglerfish outdoes
has recently
fishing lure most animals in its elegant
been discovered in waters combination of camouflage
off the Philippine Islands. hunting prowess and en
Scarcely more than ten cen ergy conservation 11-^ shape
timeters (four inches) long and color allow it to htde
the anglerfish waves
itself, from predators while simul
about a liny lure on the end taneousJy lunng its food
of a flexible filament. — DS
rqly hitting targets more "What sir." said Napoleon to
dn one kilometer away steamship inventor Robert
I
averaged 50 kph (about Fulton. "You would mal<e a
30 mph) over hilly terrain ship sail against the wind
and disappeared behind and currents by lighting a
cover after releasing smoke bonfire under her ded^s? I
grenades that, within sec- pray you excuse me I have
onds had hidden the tank in no time for such nonsense.
a gray cloud.
For protection, the XM-1 "Everything in space obeys
IS made of British-invented the laws of physics. If you
Chobham armor, whose know these taws, and obey
composition is still secret. them, space will treat you
To reduce the chances of kindly. And don't tell me
destruction and death from msn doesn't belong out
ammunition tires, the ammo tiiere. Man belongs wher-
and four-man crew com- ever he wants to go and —
partments are separated by he'll do plenty well when he
Anglerfish (large rack like object} waves about its realistic armor bulkheads and slid- gets there.
lure: A model ot camouflage and energy conservation. ing armor doors. A fire- —Wernher Von Braun
camTimuuR/i
SEDIMENT FROM tron activation analysis, he POLLUTION FLOWER of the dose. (The stamen
OUTER SPACE found that their metal con- hairs are those sticking out
tent duplicates that of known The spiderwort, a small, of the center of the flower.)
As NASA scientists strug- meteorites. delicate flower common to Scientists are now using
gle with shrunken budgets The particles, less than 2.5 all temperate climates, has the spiderwort to study how
to continue their study of hundredths of a millimeter found a peculiar role in this living things react to low
outer space, geologists at (one thousandth of an inch) age of nuclear energy and levels of pollutants. Al-
the California Institute of across, form barely one part toxic chemicais: It changes though the results are still

Technology have taken to per million of the ocean floor. color in the presence of ra- preliminary, indications are
probing the ocean bottom to But it is a fraction well worth diationand pollution. that the plant could serve
learn more about Interplane- searching for. Dr. Brownlee The cells of the stamen as a very cheap detection
tary conditions. What feels. device.
they're looking for are tiny "About one particle in ten The spiderwort discovery
bits of meteors or comets. contains unmelted meteoric was made in the mid-1960s
When meteors hurtle to- material, " he explains. "Most by scientists at Brookhaven
wards earth, atmospheric meteors are so fragile that National Laboratory on
friction causes them to melt they break up in the air. Long island. But it did not
and throw off microscopic These particles may be our receive much attention until
spheres of silicon and best chance to find out what one of those scientists, Jap-
metal. These droplets land they are like. anese geneticist Sadao
In the sea and can be found "Our great hope, though. Ichikawa, started traveling
in the sediment below. Is that we will be able to find throughout the world re-
Though the particles' ex- particles from the head of a cently to teach the spider-
traterrestrial origin had been comet, probably the oldest wort detection method to
suspected since they were unchanged material in the opponents of nuclear
discovered more than a cen- universe With luck, we may power.
Donald E.
tury ago. Dr. even find particles that — Stuart Diamond
Brownlee has only now been formed before the solar sys-
tem did. They could tell us a
BEAMING IN ON
able to prove that hypothe-
sis. Using the high- great deal about the origin of TERRORISTS
technology method of neu- the sun and planets," O.D.— Laser guns ihat don't hurt
anybody are being used to
train Department of Energy
hairs in a particular strain of convoy guards to protect
the spiderwort change from nuclear materials from ter-
blue to pink within two rorist attack.
weeks of exposure to low Participants in the training
levels of radiation and such exercises are divided into
pollutants as sulfur dioxide, —
two groups some trainees
vinyl chloride,and ethylene act as convoy escorts while
dibromide (a pesticide and others become their am-
gasoline additive). The pink bushers.
cells are actually mutations The trainees carry M-16
caused by the harmful sub- rifles equipped with harm-
stances, and can easily be less low-intensity lasers that
seen under a microscope emit invisible beams when-
(magnification, 1 5 times) by ever blanks are fired. The
a nontechnical person. men wear helmets and spe-
Each stamen hair has 22 cially designed electronic
cells, which look like a chain vests that give out signals
of colored beans. The num- whenever a "bullet" passes
Extraterreslrial sea sediment magnitied 2300 times: Underwater ber of pink cells can be within a foot or so. The vest
particles could hold the secret fo the origin of the solar system. correlated with the severity beeps to signal a near-miss
——— a

and produces a piercing NEAREST QUASAR scures 99 percent of the lure) of 1,72 megabars A
sound for a kill. (The shells light," says Margon. Had it megahar is a million limes

being ejected in the photo A quasar that is only a lain in a different direction, normal atmospheric pres-
beiow are the expended hop and a skip, cosmically he believes, someone sure, and 1.72 megabars
speaking, from our own even an amateur using a corresponds to the amount
blank cartridges.)
Milky Way has been found very small telescope of pressure at a depth of
This equipment, the Multi-
by astronomer Bruce would have spotted il long about 3200 kilometers
ple Integrated Laser En-
Margon of the University of ago, (2000 miles), which, while
gagement System (MILES)
was designed tor the U S California at Los Angeles — D.S, nowhere near the center of
(UCLA), Margon claims that ihe earth, is wilhm the
Arm/by ihe Vero' CDrpora MELTING DIAMONDS
Quasar 0241 +622. named earth's core.
coordinaies,
for its celestial Until we develop matter Bell and Mao used a

isa mere 800 million light- many times harder than dia- diamond-window pressure
years away and produces a monds, we won't be jour- cell in which force was

hundred times more light neying to the center of the applied to a sample—
thantheMilky Way Itis earth. The intense pressure, metal composite embedded
Ihe closest quasar ever even a few miles beneath with rubies —
by diamonds
discovered. the crust, would bend most above and below il. The
Although more Ihan 600 materials out of shape record-setting pressure was
quasars have been Identi- cause even the hardest so great that even one of Ihe
fied since the early 1960s, metals to flow like liquid. diamonds got buttery and
no one yet is quite sure what How, however, two geo- "flowed."
a quasar is. While Ihey look physicists at the Carnegie Besides examining the
like stars, quasars produce Institutionhave taken a step physical state of the earth's
tremendous outpourings of toward conquering "inner core, high pressure experi-
energy more typical of huge —
space" they've duplicated mentation may disclose new
galaxies. the high pressures within properties of matter and
Nowthat he's found a the earth's core. help produce such material
quasar in "familiar territory," H.K. Mao and P.M. Bell as metallic hydrogen with
[ylargonhopes astronomers generated a new pressure superior superconducting

Sandia convoy guards: Shoot- be able to solve the


will record (at room tempera- properties.

ingit oul with harmless lasers. quasar enigma.


Like other quasars, this
The ambush exercises, one's light is shifted toward
which tal<e place in a re- the red end of Ihe spectrum,
mote canyon south of Albu- indicating that the object is
querque, are recorded by moving away from us. Un-
television cameras so ex- like other quasars, however,

perts at Sandia Laboratories its red shift is small, imply-

can see precisely which ing a relatively slow rale of


attack and defense tactics recession: about 1 2,640 ki-
are least or most effective, lometers (about 7900 miles)
"We believe that modern per second. Some quasars
terrorists will be well armed, approach the speed of light
. sophisticated, daring, and in their flight from us and
serious. So we must de- seem to be some of the ear-
velop a nuclear-safeguards liestproducts of cosmic ev-
system that can meet such olution,as far as 1 5 million
a threat," said Bob Wilde, light-years away.
supervisor of Sandia's "Nature played a joke on
Transportation Systems us by lining up this nearby
Division. quasar with the plane of the
—Phyllis Wollman Milky Way so that dust ob-

CDruTimuuR/i
THE WEATHER might relate to weather. The ODDS AGAINST LIFE
QUESTrON information will be fed into
computers, which will draw colleagues at McCiean l-4os- The Viking missions to
"Everybody talks about precise profiles of weather pital in Belmont, Massachu- Mars returned strangely
the weather, but nobody patterns. setts, and at Harvard Uni- puzzling answers to the
does anything about it," in one experiment, air- versity measured the levels question of "Life?" on that
said Mark Twain 80 years planes will release of sex hormones in the planet. The data gathered
ago Today, he couldn't get 46-centimeter cylinders to bloodof 16 healthy nonal- about surface conditions
away with surhglibne s measure atmospheric tem- coholic males shortly after there indicated that earth
peratures, pressures, hu- they had been given ap- life wouldn't stand even
midity, wind speed, and proximately 5.5 ounces of one chance in a million of
other components at vari- 100-proof liquor (the survival.
ous altitudes as they para- amount varied according to Subsequently a special
chute toward earth. body weight). panel recently reported to
The Nalional Oceanic and They found that as the al- the Space Science Board c
Atmospheric Administra- cohol level in Ihe blood the Watlonal Research
tion, this country's leading rose, the level of testoster- Council that the likelihood of
weather agency is develop- one, a sex hormone regu- such survival was far m
ing satellite systems to pre- production ot
lating the questionable: the "probabil-
dict potential flash floods, sperm, greatly diminished, ity of growth" for any terres-
hurricanes, and other large while luteinizing hormone trialorganisms thai inadver-
storms, so appropriate pro- (LH), which signals the tently reached the Martian
tective measures can be testes to produce more tes- surface was not one in a mil
taken before it's too late. A tosterone, increased. Men- lion, but one in ten billion.
satellite launched in Sep- delson believes that the The impiicalion of this sta-
tember {Nimbus G) will brain interprets the in- tistic for NASA is that the
measure differences in the creased levels of LH as sex- agency needn't be quite so
healing of land masses and ual arousal, creating the fussy about pre-launch
oceans in various latitudes paradoxical state of sterilization procedures on
to try to determine if the heightened desire but any future missions to
Q P
earth is warming up or cool- diminished performance. , Mars. — D.S,
ing down.
More than 145 nations, con- It is expected that ail of

cerned about ttie effecl ot these programs will eventu-


recent frigid winters and ally improve the record of
steaming summers on the nightly tv weather up-
crops, health, energy cos!s, date, although it might take
and human life, have begun years for the new informa-
a S500 million research pro- tion to affect the
gram to figure out exactly forecasts, — S.D.
what is going on.
The program—the most ALCOHOL AND SEX
ambitious weattier research! When the Scottish noble-
undertaking in tiistory man m Macbeth asks the
includes satellites, surface porter what desires drink
weatherstations, ocean- provokes, he replies, "Lech-
going vessels, and bal- it provokes and un-
ery, sir,
loons. began in December
It provokes: it provokes the
1976 and will run until De- desire, but takes away the
cember 1979. Instruments performance," Now, almost
will on every
collect data four centuries later, the
conceivable aspect ot the physiological basis for this
earth and atmosphere that contradictory phenomenon

42 OMNI
Twenty-one years ago, two
hormone researchers
FOREVER began slugging it out for
the Nobei Prize. In

WAR 1977. both won. Yet today


the battle still rages on.

range of human treakishness, including


Guillemin and Schally 'laid the
dwarfism.
foundationsfor the newest and
perhaps most important branch Perhaps even more dramatic, the
of endocrinology —the study of
Schally-Guillemin accomplishment
allow us to prevent inadvertent baby
may
the hormones produced by the brain
itself.'"
making on the one hand, and on the
1978 other, transform us all into sex objects
—Sc/ence, April 21,
beyond our most fevered dreams. Yes,
the 1977 Nobel Prize research may re-
"Why should share my data or materi-
I

sult in the first effective over-the-counter


als with Guillemin? Does the U.S. share
its newest missiles with Russia? There
aphrodisiac, perhaps in the form of a
were years of vicious, almost hysterical nasal spray We'll talk more about the
competition,"
future benefits of hormone research
—Dr. Andrew Schally, May 2, 1978 later on, But first, a look at the blood-
shed , .

"It's been months since Guillemin and It is extremely rare for scientists to air

Schally won the Nobel Prize, but their their dirty linen, it is difficult to con- and
light still goes on, Guillemin just refused vince them that it is beneficial to do so.
to appear on the same stage with Schal-
For example, an otherwise respected

ly at a Stockholm scientific meeting."


Nobel laureate told me in 1975 that be-
—Dr. Samuel McCann, June 2, 1978 cause he disagreed with the main-
stream precepts of his science (and
"You know the story. Nice guys finish
with the mainstream leader), he was

last."
having difficulty getting research
—Dr. Karl Folkers, November 1977 grants, publishing his scientific papers,
and obtaining jobs for his students. Yet
The careers of the cowinners of the 1 977 when suggested that he provide the
I

Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medicine, names and dates and go public, he was


Andrew Schally of Poland and Roger "appalled" at such an idea. The |our-
Guillemin of France, have been models nalistic principal of cure through expo-

of persistence, brilliant intuition, and ef- sure a la Watergate is an alien one to


ficient management — plus fear, jealou- research and its international symbols,
the Swedish judges who award the
sy, and character assassination. If their
21-year struggle against their competi- Nobel Prize. Consequently, we hear es-
tors and each other is a general reflec- sentially the same lament from a losing

tion of scientific life, then send your kid


Schally-Guillemin competitor.
to art school. Science is for piranhas. "Look, can't say too much," he says,
I

But while it was sheer hell for the re- pleading for anonymity, "I could still get
searchers, the Schally-Guillemin quest hurt professionally by . , . well look, let's

promises to do as much for the rest of us skip it. This field is very competitive, with
as the combined discoveries of penicil- a lot of cutthroat competition. won't I

lin, insulin, psychotropic drugs, the Pill, make specific charges, but I know that

and Spanish fly did. Their still-contro- some of my competitors pulled dirty
versialdeciphering of Ihe chemical tricks on me. Schally makes a lot of

structures of several hypothalamic hor- comments. Guillemin is a very egocen-


mones may eventually lead to the pro- tric guy Schally aggressive, hard- is

duction of drugs that will control appe- driving, a cutthroat competitor, but un- I

titeand obesity prevent blindness and derstand him. Guillemin is harder to


diabetes, control breast and prostate understand . . . smoother . . . more
cancer, Improve memory and learning, cultured,"
limit mental instability and increase The unusual thing about the Schally-
concentration, and eliminate a large Guillemin conflict is that Andrew Schally

BY WILLIAM K, STUCKEY PAINTING .


SCHWERTBERGER
himself has become the whistle blower. He am hard, but very ethical. Yes yes yes. Guil-

is the first researcher since DNA pioneer lemin believes, you know, diplomacy Tal-
James B. Watson (author of The Double leyrand, at which the French excel, very
Helix) to remind us that science not only political, If I
don't like somelhing, I'll just say
soars on golden wings but occasionally so."

skids on dog doo. Question: Are you saying Ihat Guillemin


is the type to do things behind people's
TALLEYRAMD VS THE PETTY POLE .
_ back?
"I would never do thai," replied Schally
Science fiction novelist Joe Haldeman Question: But are you saying he would?
might describe the Schally-Guillemm 'I'm not saying Ihat, We are different
struggle with one of his litles, The Forever types, I
like sports, he hates sports, my
War, and it is one that Schally sees himself health has always been excelleni, his is
.

losing in public relations terms. Recently bad . .

he sat in his lab at the U.S. Veterans Hospi- Question: How did you get along wilh him
tal in New
Orleans and waved the latest in Stockholm at the Prize ceremonies?
copy Science magazine at me:
of "Oh, Guillemin was extremely proper, ex-
'Always always always," said Schally, tremely friendly he was even cordial, I

who tends to speak in threes. "They are didn'l feel like being cordial, but he was,"

a/ways describing Guillemin as urbane Does it never end? But wait, there is
and sophisticated, while am made out to I
some science in this narrative,

look like a warmonger Science has not


treated me fairly" FOG IN THE LABS
He referred to an unusual three-part
series 'by Nicholas Wade in the journal of "Up in my head.
the American Association for the Ad- esea h ';ei ng — he au te e and '='
pj underz/enlasimiki ordeal in Poland before Just over my tongue,
vancement of Science (April 21-May 5, cable of he S^k not u e c B g Cd he and his parents escaped to Scotland A little my brain
thing trom is hung.

1978). Wade had made a Herculean effort Studies in La Jolla, California, with majesln, (where lite was only slightly bettei during To make it work there are factors new
lo untangle the complex and heavily dis- views of the Pacific's great whale migration the great British Austerity" period follow- That tell it when and how much to piiu,"

puted chronicle of Schally and Guillemin, lanes and of cliff-top launching pads for ing tbe war) The sole anecdotes thai sur- — Professor Murray Saffran,
but Guillemin seemed to win on points, butterflylike hang gliders far outshines— from Dn Hoff as to those discrete five years: And perhaps another view '
in fairness vive this penod of Guillemin's life are that he Sc/ence, April 21, 1978
emerging as Talleyrand, Voltaire, and the Schally's —
a lab that is just down the street • "There was no doubt from the very be- to Roger Guillemini The man has a positive was wounded—by an artillery shell from
Prince of Modesty while Schally emerged from the screaming madhouse of New Or- ginning that the solution of the talent for finding research funds, a talent invading Americans and that he was— Andrew Schally left England for Montre-
as the petty Pole. leans's Charity Hospital and with a view of hypothalamic hormone problem was a that induces jealousy in his less fortunate connected with a country hospital that was al's McGill University in 1 952, where for the
'

The third-party quotes about Guillemin the Superdome. problem of Nobel level. Roger was just so colleagues. actually a front for the French Resistance. next five years he copublished papers with
were along the "urbane Frenchman" line; ''Schally leads his scientific staff like a clearly in advance in his ideas and tech- "In the early 1970s," said one competitor Perhaps the Guillemin manner was also Professor Saffran. Their research task was
Schally was dismissed as "a Slav in many combat sergean!. In pursuit of the elusive nique that nobody else ever caught up. Of (not Schally), "Guillemin came up with sev- honed in the stifling formalities of the B radical one in hormone circles. Several
ways, very excitable." Schally breaks the hypothalamic hormones, he shared the course, Schally did a great piece of work for' eral million dollars in grants from the Aid for French university (he received his M.D. other scienlists, including the late Geoffrey
protocol of the Swedish Nobel Prize judges messy up one million
job of helping grind Roger, bufhaving him share the Prize with International Development program, The from his hometown University of Dijon and Harris of Oxford, who probably would have
by admitting that there indeed was a "race" pig brains —
personally mashing the bean- Roger? That's a little bad," rest of us didn't even know the money was joined the medical faculty at Lyons during
the early postwar period). Later, during his
shared the 1977PrizewithSchally etalif he
had not broken a Prize-eiigibiiiiy rule by
and that yes, it was for the Nobel Prize. The like hypothalami with mortar and pestle. • "I do not think Schally developed any of tliere."

Swedes like to think of scientists as truth- Guillemin delegated his own osterizing the basic ideas." There is some speculation that the tenure at Baylor inIhe 1950s and '60s, he dying, had suggested that Saffran's
seeking Buddhas who would never dream operation —
liquefying six million sheep • "When some people are around people sharpened-elbow race for the Prize also accepted a joint appointment with the Col- doggerel description of the "little thing from
of racing, lobbying, blabbing, or throat cut- brains (Schally chose pigs in part because of greatness, some people would like to hurt Guillemin and Schally in Swedish lege de France, an arrangement that to the my brain," the pituitary, was tiot the body's
ting for something so intangible as a mere Guillemin had selected sheep) to a — prove lo the world that they are just as eyes, A full half of ihe £1 50,000-plus Prize delight of the Schally forces apparently did master gland that regulated the most im-
human The Guillemin who appeared
prize. member of his large staff, good." went lo Dr Rosalyn Yalow, of the Veterans not work out. Guillemin-supporter Hoff pro- portant hormonal traffic. The clues were
in Science was made to look like Buddha. I first coniacted Schally in November • In answer to Schally's comment that the Administration Hospital in the Bronx, for vides these details: that anoiher organ, the hypothalamus, ac-

Wl^at race? he asked. What prize? Oh yes, 1977, a few weeks after he had won his atmosphere in Guillemln's Baylor lab was developing the radioactive-tracer assay "Roger jusi ran into the total failure of the tually told the pituitary what to do by squirt-

his research "required constancy consis- share of the Nobel, Ironically, Schally had unbearable: "If you considered how long techniques that permitted Guillemin and French system. There was Inadequate in- ing out "hormone releasing" factors
tency and increasing know-how, but really, once worked in the same lab with Guille- most of Roger's other assistants stayed Schally to pinpoint the two-dimensional lerest in or support for his research. Their through a hypothalamic-pituitary blood
there was nothing conceptually revolu- min— at Houston's Baylor Medical College, you would conclude that the labo-
with him, chemical structures of the first three hypo- system is so terribly antique. There are too vessel network.
tionary in this field that made me think a from 1957 to 1962— and asked how I
ratory atmosphere was acceptable to most thalamic hormones. Dr Yalow's achieve- many old professors appointed for life and The problem had the richest of Nobel
Nobel Prize had to b^ awarded for it." things had been. (1 had no knowledge at people. But Schally was simply burning to ments apparently have aroused no ire. The no breathing room for the younger people. Prize elements. As a classical problem, it

There is little doubt as to which of the two the time of a blood feud), be independent. To that kind of a guy, the Frenchman and the Pole had to be content And Roger is certainly not the first Nobel- would be a rare coup to disprove the dec-
is the most personally impressive. Schally "The atmosphere was unbearable. atmosphere in anybody else's lab would be with a quarter-slice each. level scientist that the French boo-booed ades-old pituitary "master gland" theory by

I

has dry, long, and stringy haircombed over wouldn't be suppressed and dominated by unbearable," Bui Schally is forever Not only does he on.Andr§ Cournand had tried In vain to get the "discovery" Ihe key Nobel buzzword,"
bald spots and a voice that often elevates him any longer," Schally recalled as his "You have to understand that Schally's continue to call a Guillemin a Guillemin, but a jobin France but finally had to settle for first articulated in the 1896 will of Alfred

to an incredible, high-pitched whine. Guil- voice rose. "I had gone to work for him at father was a general with the Polish gov- he implies that his future work will be of —
Columbia University where his research Nobel himself that the hypothalamus —
lemin is bald, with intellectually thin lips, Baylor with the understanding that we ernment-in-exile during World War II. There such quality thai an unprecedented sec- won him the Prize (for heart catheterization) held the true power over sex, grov^h, re-
has a trim frame often dressed in some- would be fifty-fifty partners, sharing the is nobody more patriotic than a patriotic ond medical Nobel is not oul of the ques- in 1956." sponse of Ihe body to physical stress (cold,
thing muted and continental (whereas credit with each other He doesn't share Pole. Andrew has transformed that emotion tion, It is presumed that he would prefer not Schally went into chemistry in England, heat, infection, etc.), and other intriguing
Schally sported -emerald-green trousers credit with anyone. would not be one of his
I into a search for /a g/ofre; you know, winning to share it with Roger Guillemin. working for a while in Ihe Laureate-rich at- functions. And isolating and unscrambling
and Ecuffy black shoes the day met him), I slaves." the Prize. Roger had a little of that ten- mosphere of London's National Institute for the chemical structure of releasing factors
and owlish eyes a personal and
reflecting Guillemin, however, took an entirely dif- dency Schally had a lot of it." CHILDREN IN NAZILAIMD Medical Research, He describes this would meet Alfred Nobel's criterion of
every inanity a visitor
flattering interest in and indirect approach when he dis-
ferent If Science's Wade had talked to HofI, period as a pleasant one, and one that being of "benefit to mankind" since the —
might express. The French-born Guillemin cussed the Baylor days. Very Utile was said perhaps he would have developed a differ- Twenly-one years of hand-to-hand combat gave him a character dissimilar to that of chemistry hopefully could be modified,
can display noblesse plus oblige, Even his about Schally at all, except that "he was my ent view of Guillemin's tactics. (In fairness, being unusual, one looks al Ihe early back- his great compelitor producing drugs that could diagnose or
student." For fuller information, Guillemin however, even some of Schally's coworkers grounds for some answers. And the rea- you see, we have different charac-
"Well, right hormonal wrongs in a much quicker,

suggested that speak with the venerable also made


extremely harsh indictments of sons for both Guillemin's and Schally's ters,"Schally analyzed. "I was brought up cheaper, and more effective way than tam-
Above: Schally-(lar left) ana Guillemin (far rigt^t). I

Right hailaf center photo captures them in rare Baylor physiologist (and the man who gave Guillemin— concentrating on his apparent- toughness may be found there, Guillemin inEngland, and I'm quite proud of it. We pering with the delicate pituitary itself. Ac-
rr^oment together— at Nobet ceremonies. Guillemin his first American research post), ly turbulent research career in France— spent his teens living in Nazi-occupied never do something, never do anything be- cording lo Saffran, he and Schally saw the
Cowinner Rosalyn Yalow is at center Hebbel Hoft, Here are selected quotes that are too libelous to repeat here,) France, while the slightly younger Schally hind someone's back. We are very ethical, I Nobel significance in hypothalamic hor-
1.6 OMNI 47
— . —
mores immediately, with Scinaiiy beginning a less problematic releasing factor, thyroid kept abreast with his one million pig
tlie search for Ihe extremely elusive factors releasing hormone (TRH). Then, at an un- brains— donated free by trie Oscar Mayer
as early as 1954, usual meeting in Tucson in 1969 called — weenie people. Dr. McCann, trie pride ot
A classic mystery suggested that the pi- by the National Institute of Health (NIH) physiology at Dallas's University of Texas
tuitary master-control theory was wrong. backers of the competing teams of Guille- Health Sciences Center, speculates triat rie
The mystery is the young girl, a virgin, who min and Schally to determine if the Pole probably did not survive in trie Nobel
under the stress of leaving home for the first and the Frenchman were really going to sweepstakes because he simply did not
time {or other nonsexual stresses), misses accomplish anything— Guillemin pulled a want to convert his lab into an industrial
her period for six months or so. If the pre- dazzler brain-blending facliily

vailing pituitary theory was correct, the Guillemin announced that he had come "After we processed about 75,000
situation would be impossible, since the up with a TRH sample pure enough-{that is, brains, 1 triat was enough," McCann
said
theory states that the pituitary pumps key separated from the extraneous head tis- recalled, "It is not very interesting work, and

sex hormones into the bloodstream with sues ot all those sheep brains) to at last trie funding wasn't all that good either. was I

unfailing accuracy and independently of begin work on its structure. The IMIH, which more interested in the physiology of how
emotion. Perhaps, then, the hypothalamus, had been prepared to suspend the re- the hypothalamus actually controls the
which presumably does react to outside search funds for both scientists, relented pituitary if it does, than in solving a mun-
"stressiul" information such as visual im- and stopped laughing. dane criemical structure problem.
ages and emotions, was responsible for Ihe The problem for Guillemin was that Wait a minute. If it does?
girl's irregularity. And if this is true lor sex, Serially riimself had TRH in "pure form" and Trie score card on the triree structures
why not for other hormcnally controlled had identified its three-amino-acid se- mapped to date, whicri was enough to

functions? The hypothalmus and its myste- quence Oiree years before but believed convince trie Swedes of trie research's
rious releasing factors added a weird, trien triat he was wrong. Nobel quality is as follows:
mind-over-matter quality to classical The nature of the burdens on the Ttiyroid releasing hormone. Guillemin
anatomy Swedish Prize judges, who must determine claims a win; Serially concedes a draw
Roger Guillemin also had become inter- altriough coworkers say they had it in pure

ested in stress and hormonal function, hav- form years before Guillemin; but Karl Folk-
ing also moved to Canada to work under ers holds the patent. (Analysis: Try the
the University of Montreal's Hans Selye, a polygraph,)
Nobel-connected nabob if ever there was Luteinizing Hormone Releasing Hor-
one arid an authority on stress. He writes {in ^Schally makes a lot of mone (LHRH, wriicri directs the pituitary In

timing ovulation and sexual behavior).


Plenum Publishing's Pioneers of Neuroen- comments. Guillemin is very
docrinology, 1978) that he came to the Schally apparently scored a clean sweep
hypothalamic-control idea independently
egocentric. Sciialiy here in structural deciphering, although the
then heard of "Saffran's work" (no mention is aggressive, hard-driving, a Texan, McCann, is given credit for first

at all of Schally, who nevertheless was a isolating it in hypothalamic extracts.


cutthroat competitor, but
coauthor of the first research papers) and Somatostatin (whicri, among otrier

wrote him for information, I understand him. Guillemin is things, inhibits the action of growth hor-
Guillemin then shitted his research base harder to understand . . .
mones and affects insulin production in di- '

to Houston. Young Schally, hearing that the abetics) is also claimed by Guillemin. But
Texas Frenchman shared mutual research
smoother. cultured.^. .
add this dissenting note from McCann: "We
Interest, wrote from Montreal, asking to publisried four articles on somatostatin be-
work in Gulllemin's Houston lab. Guillemin fore Guillemin Meanwhile, did. rie was
notes icily {in Pioneers) that Professor Saf- badmoutriing trie existence of somatostatin
fran, Schally's overseer, gave Schally a and claimed triat our results could not be
"guarded" recommendation. But Guillemin who did what first, begins to be perceived duplicated in riis lab. Baloney"
hired Schally anyway, and Schally began Then, along came Karl Folkers of the One almost feels a surge of sympathy for
the first of his five "unbearable" years be- University of Texas at Austin to roil the wa- the Swedisri truth seekers and Prize find-
fore bolting to New Orleans to head his own ters even more. Folkers, a crack chemist, ers, particularly after the comments of
was asked by Schally to help him work out another Dallas hypotrialamic worker, Dr
VA-sponsored research drive.
The problem is that the rest of the world of the final TRH structure, Folkers did
— "at John Porter:

endocrinology except for Dallas's Dr least several weeks before Gulllemin's "No one yet knows exactly how trie
Samuel McDonald McCann and a handful team did," Today, Guillemin will not speak of riypothalamus drives the pituitary or if it
of other hearty since-the-1950s pio- Folkers. Wrien asked Guillemin to com-
1
does," said Dr. Porter "We are now finding
neers—thought Guillemin and Schally ment on the Folkers work, he replied: "I wisri some of triese substances, like somatosta-

were totally wrong. Moreover, they began to no comment on that person. No, criange tin, all over trie brain and elsewhere in the

suspect over the years that the two spent triat and say, wish no comment on that
1
body not just In trie hypothalamus. All we
more time going for each other's jugular (at colleague," know is that sometriing goes into the pitu-
acridly atmosphered scientific meetings Schally also downplays Folker's work on itary and sometriing goes out. it's a typical

and in the pages of journals) than trying to the structural problem. Ironically it is not black box explanation: here's what hap-
solve the hypothalamic problem, Guillemin Schally or Guillemin —
but Karl Folkers pens, but we don't know why The Prize to
and Schally had wasted years chasing the who holds the patent on TRH structure. Guillemin and Schally believe, was strictly I

structure of the wrong releasing factor (cor- A note on all that animal musri: Gullle- for a technological feat. They got the two-

ticotropin releasing factor, or CRF), Schally min's most brillicuit research stroke in pur- dimensional structure of the releasing fac-
says that he and Saffran believed they were suing the extremely potent, small, and tors. Fine,That tells us how to modify and it

presenting, with CRF, the "first direct proof hard -to- Isolate releasing factors was in the make useful pharmaceuticals. But we still
of the existence of hypothalamic hor- sheer volume of sheep brains he decided don't know the three-dimensional structure.
mones," but that the insubstantial nature of had to be processed for hypothalamic Look at trie Nobel Prize for Watson-Crick's
the chemical itself, plus inadequate analyz- truths. Six million brains, which he bougrit model of DNA. That was triree-dimensional
ing tools, prevented their determining its from packing houses at 40 cents apiece (a .
. conceptuaf Trie structure suggests
,

exact chemical structure. total of $2.4 million), only hints at the total exactly riow genetic material reproduces
amouni of public and private funds spent itself. All we know about releasing factors is
Both Guillemin and Schally each hot on
the other's heels, shifted to the structure ot by trie two in trieir 21 -year search. Schally wriat amino acid follows wriat otrier amino
I
OM PAGE 136
4B OMNI
FICTION

It would be so easy to

change history, now that the time


machine was available.

NEWTON'S GIFT

John Steinhope was a sensitive human being, a per-


Wallace
son deeply concerned aboul Ihe welfare crea-
of his fellow
lures. Any act of injustice, however slight, made his breast
pound with righteous indignation. He was a champion of fair
play, and his motto in life was taken from the ancient English
rule of law— "Let right be done!"
Even while still a lonely, reclusive child, Wallace's heart ached might-
ily when he read of the laborious, boring, mind-dulltng calculations
endured by Ihe great mathematicians of old. Jusl knowing, thinking, of
Gauss's marvelous mind wasting literally months of its precious exis-
tence grinding out tedious mathematics that even a dullard could do
today in a minute, on a home computer, was sheer agony lor Wallace.
Contemplation of the God-like Newton suffering endless delays in his
gravity research, all because of a simple miscalculation of the length of
a degree of longitude, was almost unbearable.
Indeed, Newton played a special role in Wallaces life (and he in
Newton's, as we shall soon see). While the other greal mathematical
physicists had merely been hindered in their work by the lack of
modern computational aids, Newton had squandered so much valu-
able time in other, nonscientific pursuilsl His quasireligious writings
alone, over half a million words, exceeded his scientific writings. What a
waste! Wallace wondered endlessly over the reason for ttiis strange
and bored his friends to the edge of endurance
misdirection of talent
with his constant brooding on the mystery Still, they all liked and
admired Wallace enormously so put up with it. But more than one of
thsm had sworn to throw up the next time Wallace mentioned Newton

PAINTING BY RUDOLF HAUSNER


during a wedding(but Ihat's another story}. dreary calculation, Wallace's gift would slip corner and joined Wallace. "You have a
So deep was Wallace's anguish for his the lock on those chains! Accelerate genius! strange sound to your speech, stranger
predecessors thai even as he grew older It was early evening when, guided by a Are you from hereabouts, or have you trav-
and his own tremendous talents as a math- map of the area prepared by a friend who eled tar? Please commence slowly your tale."
emalical physicisi gained him an interna- was'both a cartographer and amateur his- Wallace laughed aloud at this question, a
IJonal reputation, thoughts of the un- torian, Wallace reached the quiet little town response prompted by his nervous ex-
measurable misery of his scientific ances- of Woolsthrope-by-Colsterworth. It was citement, and It quite surprised him. It also
tors were never far from his mind. It was here, in a small farmhouse, that Wallace startled Isaac. "Please forgive me It Is just
most appropriate, then, that his greatest would meet his hero of the ages. A cold, fhat I have traveled so very very lar to see
discovery gave him an opportunity to do gentle rain was falling as he approached you. You see, I am from the future." Wallace
something! And Wallace John Steinhope the door The soft, hazy light of aaoil lamp was not one to play his cards close to his
vowed to help. He became convinced that glowed Inside, revealing through the trans- chest.
itwas his purpose on Earlh he could nol, — lucent glass the form of a man bent over a Now was it Isaac's turn to laugh. "Oh, this
he would not hesitate As he strapped the table. The fragrant smoke ot well-dried is most ridiculous- Are you a friend of Bar-

l<napsack-slze time machine onto his burning wood curled from the chimney an- row's at Trinity? It would be so :ike him to
ctiest, his excitement was, therefore, easy nouncing a warm fire within. play such a trick From the future, indeed!"
to understand. With his heart about to burst from ex- Wallace's eyes ached at the sight of the
"Itis done! And I am ready I will travel citement, Wallace rapped upon the door papers on the table where Isaac had been
back and bestow this gift of appreciation, After a pause, the shadow rose and moved working. What wonders must be there
this key to mental relief, on the great New- away from the window. The door opened, about to be born! In any other situation.
ton himself!" Wallace cradled a small, yet and there stood Isaac Islewton, a young Wallace would have asked about their con-
powerful hand-calculator in his palm. It was man of 23 with an intellect that Hume and tents, but the die had been cast He had to
a marvel of modern electronics. Incorporat- Voltaire considered "the greatest and rarest convince Isaac of the truth of his tale.
ing large-scale Integrated circuitry and a genius thai ever rose for the adornment and But he had to walk a tight line, too. It just
Z-8000 microprocessor solid-state chip, wouldn't do to misdirect Isaac's Interest
the calculator required only a small, self- away from the calculator and toward the
contained nuclear battery for its power It time machine itself! He must do something
could add, subtract, multiply divide, do dramatic, something that would rivet his
square and cubic roots, trig and hyperbolic idol's attention and hold it.
functions, take powers, f nd logarithms, all iWith his heart about to burst "Yes, yes, undeistand your reluctance
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in mere microseconds. It was programma- to believe me. But, look here. This will con-
from excitement, he
ble, too, able to store up to 500 instructions vince you of the honesty ot my words." Wal-
in Its micromemory The answers It dis- rapped upon the door After a lace pulled the shiny black plastic-cased
played on its red, light-emitting diode pause, the shadow calculator from his shirt pocketand flipped
readouts would liberate young Isaac from the power switch on. The array of LEDs
the chains of his impoverished heritage of
rose and moved away from the glowed bright In the gloomy room as they
mathematical calculation. No more window. The door flashed on in a random, sparkling red burst.
Napier's bones for NewtonI Isaac's eyes widened, and he pushed his
opened, and there was Isaac ^

But Wallace John Stelnhope was no fool. chair back. Was he frightened?
He understood, indeed feared, time Newton, a young man 9 , , ,
'AsfheLordlsmySavlor, Isitacreatlonof
paradoxes. He knew Newton could be Lucifer? The eyes of It shine with the color of
trusted with the secret, but it wouldn't do for his domain Are you one of his earthly
the calculator to survive Newton's time. So agents?"
Wallace had Incorporated a small, self- "Oh my, no! Look here, Master Newton,
destructing heat mechanism Into it. After Instruction of the species." But lor the Im- let me show you that there Is no black
fiveyearsof use, would automatically melt
it portance of his self-appointed mission, magic or chicanery involved. It Is all per-
Itself Into an unrecognizable, charred slag Wallace would have fainted dead away fectly understandable In terms of the laws
mass. But ttiat would be enough time for its from the thrill of it all. of Nature. What have here is an automatic
I

task to be completed. The emancipation of calculator, a device to perform all of your


Newton's mighty brain from tedium! "Is this the home of Isaac fJewton?" he laborious mathematical labors,"
Pleased enormously at the thought of the asked a voice quavering with the trem-
in

great good he was about to confer, Wallace bling tones normally used by lovers about So saying, Wallace squeezed the sides
set the time and space coordinates for deepest feelings.
to reveal their of the calculator case together, releasing
merry old^ England, flipped the power The young man, of medium height and pressure snap-fittings, and flipped the
switch on, and vanished. showing signs o!
with thick hair already case open on a hinge at the top. Revealed
grayswung open the door and replied, "My to Isaacwere the innards of the electronic
Materializing in the Lincolnshire coun- home is. Indeed, stranger Come into the
it marvel —a tightly packed interior of printed
tryside In the spring of 1666, hebegan his parlor please, before the wetness takes circuit boards, a mass ot integrated cir-
rendezvous with destiny It was the second you ill," cuitry the small LED display, and the
and final year of the great bubonic plague, Isaac followed Wallace into the room and sealed nuclear battery Isaac stared in-
and Newton, seeking refuge from the stood quietly watching as his visitor re- tently at the sight, and Wallace could see
agony and death plundering London and moved his soaked coat and hat. The porta- the natural curiosity of Newton's great mind
threatening his college of Trinity at Cam- ble timemachine was gently placed on the begintodriveawayihe initial apprehension,
bridge, had returned home to work In se- nexf to a wall The calculator was snug
floor .
"But where are the gears, levers, springs,
clusion. The years of the Black Death were and safe in Its plastic case In Wallace's and ratchets to carry out the calculations?
Newton's golden years, when the essen- shirtpocket. "Thank you. Master Newton. All see is a black box with lights that glow
I

tials of calculus would be worked out, when May we sit while we talk? am afraid you I red —and how is that done, where is the
the colored spectrum of white light would may wish to take some time to consider my lamp or candle to provide the light! and —
be explained, and when the principle of the words."" many little isolated fragments of strange
law of gravitation would be grasped. But shapes. There is clearly nothing in your box
how much easier be it would all if Newton Motioning to a chair near the table, Isaac that moves!"
were released from the binding chains oi pulled a second chair from a darkened "Oh, It is all done with electronics, Master
,

Newton! The central processing unit tias his number is six hundred threescore and beast from hell, or by the heavens above, /

access lo a solid-slate memory that destroy youl"


stialt
contains the decoding logic necessary io As he shrilled these words, Isaac
Implement the appropriate algorithmic Rising to his feet, pack into Newton fell brought the poker a wild down
that in swing
processes to provide the answers to the his chair. "Yourcursed box bears the brand barely missed Wallace's head.
specific requests entered Ihrough these of its master There can be no doubt now, it Struck dumb with confusion at the un-
buttons-The actual performance of the box is the creation of the fallen archangel!" controlled outburst, Wallace stuffed the
is achieved by the controlled motion of Wallace was aghast at Isaac's violent calculator into his shirt, grabbed his hat,
electrons and holes in suitably doped semi- reaction. The 17th century genius had now coat, and time machine and rushed from
conductor material under the influence of stumbled backward from his chair and had the house. As he hurried into the cold, wet
electric fields induced "

Wallace, still grasped a poker from the hot coals of the night, he turned back, just once, to see
overcome by his excitement, had rambled fireplace. "Wait, please wait! Watch this, I'll Isaac Newton framed in the light of the
on wildly without thought of the essentially multiply two other numbers together for open door "Go, go, you foul messenger
infinite technological gap that separated you, watch!" Wallace quickly punched in from the Lord of Evil Back Into your stinking
!

himself from Newton. the data, and then the answer gleamed pit of burning hell-fire! This is a house Ihat

"Stop, stop," cried Isaac. "I understand steadily in burning red characters on the honors the Divine Trinity and is no haven for
only a few of the words you use and nothing LEDs. Isaac's eyes first went wide with fear the likes of you!" Wallace rushed away into
atall of their meaning! But is obvious that it as he again saw the wizard electronics do the blackness, the time machine bouncing
for calculations to be performed, mechan- their marvelous assignment, and then he unheeded upon his chest.
ical work must be done, and that implies shut them tight.

motion, Pascal's adding machine has Wallace was becoming desperate — this He ran, for how long he couldn't recall,
shown the veracity of that. say again, noth-
I wasn't the way it was supposed lo be! until he fell exhausted next to a stream run-
ing moves in the box. How can work?" it "Don't you see— Imagine the tedious work, ning heavy with the rain. Tears of rage,
Wallace was embarrassed, The mistake the mind-deadening labor this machine will frustration, and shock streamed from his
of overlooking the hundreds of years of eyes. Rejected by the great Newton! Well,
progress after Newton's lime was one a damn him Wallace flung the calculator Into
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child might make. "I am sorry, Master New- the stream In his terrible anger and acti-
ton. I'mgoing toofast for you," Isaac looked vated the return coordinates. He faded
at Wallace with a frown, but Wallace failed from Nevilon's, world as quickly and as
to see the pricked vanity of the proud New- ^Struck dumb with confusion quietly as he had come.
ton. Going too fast, indeedl at the uncontrolled As for teaac Newton, after having chased
the Devil's messenger from his house, he
outburst, Wallace stuffed the
Wallace prepared a firmer techno-
lo lay returned on shaking legs lo his desk, Push-
logical foundation tor Newton, but then he calculator Irito his ing aside his rough calculations on the orbit
troze. It couldn't be done! Newton was a grabbed his hat, coat,
shirt, of the moon around the earth, he swore to
genius, certainly but the task was still im- redeem himself in the eyes of the Savion
possible. Wallace would have to tell him all
and time machine, Somehow, he had been found lacking and
about Maxwell's equations. Boolean and rushed from the house. had been tested. And the test was surely
algebra and computer structure, elec- not over! He began to reapply his marvel-
tronics, and solid-stale device fabrication
He turned back ? . . .

ous mind to determine the origin of his fail-


technology. was jusl too much, and be-
It ure before the Lord God Jehovah, Taking
sides, there was the danger! The potential quill in hand, he.wrote the first of the many
time paradoxes of all that knowledge out of hundreds of thousands of words that his
itsproper time sequence! Could Newton, in religious tracts would devour from his allot-
innocence, reveal some critical bit of save you from. And it is yours!" ted time.
knowledge out of its natural place in his- "Yes? Bui only for the exchange of my
tory? Wallace hesitated, and seeing the soull Thai is always the Devil's price for his Five years later, long after Newton had
suspicion grow again in Isaac's eyes, he seductive gifts from Heill" returned to Cambridge, a group of picnick-
realized he had to do something, anything, As Isaac shrieked these last words at ing children were frightened when a near-
immediately. Wallace, he raised the poker over his head. by stream suddenly erupted Into a geyser
"You cannot deny your own eyes," an- "Begone, youemissary of the Dark World! I of ste^n. Moments later, as the eruption
swered Wallace. "Let me s/jow you works. i! know now you must be in the employ of the subsided, the bravest (or mast tool hardy) of
divide two numbers for you with |ust the
I'll Father of the Antichrist, but the Lord God the boys cautiously examined the stream-
punchof a few buttons. Watch this." And, at Almighty will protect me if do not waver in I —
bed all he found were some twisted, hot
random, he entered 81 ,918 divided by 123. my resolve. Begone, or I'll strike your brains pieces of what he thought was a hard black
Poor Wallace, of all the numbers to use, out on the floor where you stand!" rock, and he tossed them back. The inci-
they were the worst, Isaac's eyes were wide with fear, nearly dent was soon forgotten.
Within milliseconds the answer glowed rolling back to show all white. Spittle
brightly In fiery red characters. Wallace sprayed from his mouth as he yelled at Well over 300 years later, Wallace John
looked with pride at the result and then, Wallace, who stared in shock at the wild Steinhope reappeared in his own time. He
already enjoying in his mind what he knew man who threatened him with death. was essentially the same man as before he
would be Isaac's amazement, turned his "Please, please, listen to me, please! 1 left — kind, generous, and sensitive. Ready
eyes to the great man. What he saw made" beg you to understand — I'm a scientist, to come to the aid of any man or beast that
his spine tingle and the gooseflesh stand Jusl like you. The concept of the devil, and might need help, he was giving of himself
high on his neck! Newton had fallen lo his all it stands contrary to everything
for, is 1 to a fault. As far "as his friends were con-
knees, with eyes bulging and hands raised believe. How could be in the devil's em-
1 cerned, in fact, he had even improved (nat-
as in prayer
if ploy, when I don't even accept his exis- urally, they didn't know what had brought

"The mark of the Beast, is the mark of it tence? You must believe me!" about the welcome change, but if they had
the Beast! It is so written in the Book of "Blasphemy!" screamed Isaac. "Your they would have applauded
Revelation

'Here is wisdom, Let him that own words condemn you. To deny the real- Wallace John Steinhope, you see, never
it).

hath understanding count the number of ity of Satan in a sinful world is to deny that of again had another kind word for Newton, or
the beast, for it is the number of man; and God, too. N,ow leave my home, you dark for that matter, any words for him at all. DO
FRITZ GORO
The world the scientist sees:
photographs from the 40-year career
of a "scientific journalist."

Most photographers
make merely
are satisfied to
beautiful pictures; Fritz
Goro sometimes worries thai his pictures
may be too beautiful, entertaining the eye of the
beholder while blinding the brain to their scientific
substance. Gofo has no use for pretty pictures,
"exercises in empty aesthetics," art for arts sal<e.
He calls himself not an artist but a "scientific jour-
nalist," saying it twice. stressing scientific the first
time, journalist the second. "I will not sacrifice in-
formation for aesthetics," he insists, "I do nothing
for aesthetic effect, use aesthetics to reveal reali-
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ties as they are— 1 willnot beautify or falsify them."


Credit for starting Goro on his unique 40-year
career as a science photographer is shared by
the Leica camera and Life Magazine, with an as-
sisi by Adolf Hitler. With a warrant out for his arrest

BY ANTHONY WOLFF
The singte-cslled st

on the preceding
pages are known as
radiolaria.
These pages re-
veal a fresh-water hy-
dra Goro caught in
the act of trying to eat
a glass rod. The
sightless creature
was duped into de-
monstrating its un-
usual table
mariners — It turns its

stomach Inside out to


Ingest food— by
coating the glass rod
with glutathione, a
substance that thg-
gars an automatic
feeding resfyonse.

by the Nazis as both a Jew and a journalisl, Goro escaped from his
native Germany in 1933 with little more than his wife and son and a
Leica, the first of the versatile miniature cameras that were revolu-
tionizing photography, Goro had been a designer, illustrator, and
magazine art director and editor; now, homeless in Europe, unable to
use his own language, he became a photojournalist. "Without the in-
vention of the Leica," he says, "I never would have become a photog-
rapher in the first place,"
By the time the new photojournalist arrived in New York in 1936, Life
Magazine was serving up weel^ly photojournalism to a public with an
insatiable appetite tor pictures. Goro became a steady contributor,
war and staying on until the maga-
joining the staff officially after the

i Without the Invention of the Leica, I never would have become a photographer. 9
i/ cannot be a scientist. I wori<: as a member of the scientific team. ?


zlne folded in 1971, well past the mandatory retirement age a dis-
pensation Henry Luee did not even grant himself.
"The school went to was Life Magazine," Goto says, "It was like
I

being financed on an eternal grant. Under the magazine's loose


rein— —
and loose purseslrings Goro evolved his characteristic way
of working: picking most ol his own subjects; devoting weeks, even
months, of total effort to each; often delivering no more than three or
tour stories a year In 1937, he was on one of his early Life assign-
ments, covering summer stock theatricals on Cape Cod, when he
was diverted to theWoods HoleOceanographic Institute to shoot what
turned out to be his first science story Goro continued to cover other

subjects his assignment list for 1940 includes a piece of frippery on

^^:?^f&
W/ accept only two kinds of compliments — from students and from scientists. 9


"Blondes and Brunettes"- but he became increasingly preoccupied
developments in science and teclnnoiogy.
with the iatesi
When World War ended with an atomic bang, making nuclear
il

physics front-page news, Goro was prepared. For five years, he be-
came virtuaily a pholographer-in-residence at the* Pupin Physics Lab-
oratory of Columbia University, His immersion in the worl< of Ihe
physicists was so totai that he was accepted as a fellow investigator,
assigned his own lab. For the bomb tests en Bikini, Goro was not a
part of the press corps but a member of the miiitary-scientific task
force, on loan from Life 1o the government— at fuil salary
With the same single minded intensity, Goro has continued to range

All eyas, the fish lar-


vae (left) were mi-
crophoJographed W
years ago in Jamaica
at ttie Discovery Bay
Laboratory of Gora's
late son, Dr. Thomas
F.Goreau. a noted
marine biologist spe-
cializing in life on the
coral reefs. Jusllast
October, Goro, 77, in-
sisted that OMNI
postpone woriK on
_this portfolio while he
finistied an assign-
ment to photograph
the incredibly bine
eyes of a bay scaiiop.
Goro photographed
the undersea, sand-
covered limestone
formations of the
Great Bahama Banif
(right) from a biimp
on a Lite assignment
in 1952. Aocidentty
left high end dry on
the bottom of an un-
washed gi ass dish,
the saa-sai! crystals
(beiow) were photo-
graphed through
Goro's microscope
under poiarized light.
The water drop is
hanging from a paper
clip (bottom} to dem-
onstrate a do-it-
yourself way to make
rainbows.

widely among the sciences, satisfying his own insatiable urge lo un-
derstand and to explain. Even now, al 77, wlien he could easily retire
to his garden and his grandchildren, collecting Social Security and
his Life pension, selling and reselling his rich inventory of past photo-
graphs, Goro is still working, more slowly and carefully than before, to
be sure, but with undiministied enthusiasm.
Fortunately, Goro's scientific )ournalism has never depended so
much on speed and agility as on 'concentration, patience, and low
blood pressure," says Goro. "I have the time and the will to wori< this
way. believe In the work
I — didn't,
if I couldn't do it. work without
I I

thinking about it, because like what do. think am very lucky."
I I I I

"I cannot be a scientist," he says with a suggestion of regret,"be-

&/ work Without thinking about it, because I iike what I do. I think I am very iucky. ?
4 The school went to was
I Life Magazine. It was like being financed on an eternal grant.^

cause do not have the


I training." It satisfies him to describe himself,
despite his lack of scientific credentials, as "a member of a scientific
team." He is probably prouder of his appointments as Regents Pro-
fessor and Research Associate in Marine Biology at the Scripps Insti-
tution of Oceanography — to cite only two of his scientific honors—
than he is of the Life Achievement Award he received last November
from ihe American Society of Magazine Photographers.
"I enjoy being accepted by scientists," he admits. "I accept only

two kinds of complimenis— from students who teil me that they have
learned something about science from my pictures, and from scien-
tists who recognize in my work an accurate report of their own " DO

Magnilied atioui 300


times, the compound
eye ot a deerlly (lell)
is resolved into hun-
dreds of ommatidia.
individual eyes, each
aimed in a dilterent
direction. Because ot
tiieir talents for repro-
duction and mutation,
fruit flies (above) are
favorite subjects for
genetic researcfi.
The individual fly
(bottom) is normal:
ttie"wings-up" speci-
mens (tap) have a fa-
tal genetic deled in
their muscles.
FICTION

It was a sparkling New


world —but everyone in it had to
pay a price. Everyone.

NEW IS
BEAUTIFUL
BY TONY HOLKHAM

Blair shuffled uneasily around the r,oom,


Elihands Ihrust deep in his pockets. Ttie wind
shrieked about tiie house like a hare under an
eagle's shadow.
"Build in four dimensions?" the angellike boy,
Zodiac, had chortled earlier that day "Easy How do
you design a cube?"
"I wouldn'l bother," said Eli, nonchalantly, "If it was

a perfect cube, would just go ahead and make it."


I

"Don'i gel ahead of yourself," the boy cul in, "I said
'design' for a reason. A cube is three dimensions,
which you can represent on a two-dimensional sur-
face ..."
"You mean ihree dimensions on two, and four on
three?" The old man scratched his head, "No, it can't
be as simple as that, ..."
The boy looked al him unblinkingly '"Vou're not
going to tell me ii's impossible, are you? Or ihat
somebody must have thought of it already?" He
shook his head, the golden hair catching the dying
autumn sun, "They all say that until someone else
patents the invention of a lifetime."
Eli looked sharply at the boy, then picked up a

sheet of paper, tearing and folding it to form a rough


cube. Twisting it this way and that, he smiled ruefully
"Paper's no good,'
"Correct."

PAINTING BY MICHEL HENRICOT


The old man strode to the bookshelf and as an assignment, not exactly" into It and raised il to his mouth. His eyes
returned with a glass paperweight. He "What do you mean, not exactly?" The widened. "Real p&le?" IvlosI of il disap-
lipped il from hand to hand, and shook his old man touched his ward on the shoul- peared down his throatin a second.
head. II told him nothing. ders? "You haven't been skipping school, warned his guardian. "You
"Steady!"
"Getting warmer, Eli." said Ihe boy, en- have you?" all that. You know too
shouldn't have eaten
couragingly. "No!" exclaimed Ihe boy indignantly. much fresh foodTI give you a bad
Eli he was warm wilh
glared, but inside "When said I not exactly, I meant the others stomach."
admiration. "Why don't you tell me, you were doing Ihe industrial counterrevolu- "I couldn't help-jL, It was delicious."
young imp!" iion." "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed il. don't I

"Ttiat wouldn't be so much fun. "Zodiac's "I see. Now listen to me," said Eli, wag- suppose It'll hurt you^can't have been
eyes sparkled. "I'll give you a clue," he re- ging a gnarled finger "I pay good pension 'more th^n ten grams."
lented, closing his eyes and quoting' and guardianship money to send you to a Zodiac licked his fingers for the third
free school, and you ..." lime. "Can give the rest to Willy?"
I

Far Irom the edge of the land. "Hold on a minute, Eli," said Zodiac, his "Yes, but be careful. He prefers fingers."
There lies a-shifting a place voice belying his childish looks, "You said The boy slid the glass cover on Ihe sink
In the deep's hand , , you were sending me to the free school so I aside a fraction and dropped in the last
could be an individual, like you, and so I lump of pSt§. It didn't touch the water. The
His guardian raised an eyebrow. "When am. You can't deny that." He shrugged. "I fish gulped once and returned to the bot-
did you start learning Zarradine?" can learn the industrial counterrevolution tom. Zodiac shuddered involuntarily, re-
'Ages ago. Last week, think." I any time —
took a video of the lesson
I but — placed the cover, and returned to the table.
"I'm surprised But suppose shouldn't I
I this dimension problem is on my mind, and "Why do you still keep him if he's so
be." Eli shrugged. "Anyway that's an easy it's now work. History is later work. Don't dangerous? It's a rather one-sided rela-
clue." He turned to the window, to a tank of worry, Eli, won't let you down come end-
I tionship, isn't il?"
water wherein there lay motionless a small of-lerm exams. You know won't." I Eli leaned back in his chair. "Did never I

gray fish. A black dot of an eye swiveled at tellyou?"


his approach, and when the old man's The boy sat down opposite him and
hands touctied the glass the fish sprang leaned forward eagerly
suddenly and ferociously into life, its small, The old man closed his eyes, "When I

needle fangs tapping sharply against the was young, when there were still ships on
glass. carried Ihe tank to the sink and, worked a
Eli in
The boy only needed three
<m
Ihe sea, I in freighter carrying
one swift movement, whipped off the cover, everything from fabrics to ore from England
emptied out the contents, and covered the hours of sleep now; in a couple to North America. On the ship as well was a
sink with a glass sheet. He held the tank of months he would young, rough-edged Australasian, called
over the dryer for a moment, and when he Aubrey Jones, and he and became the
turned back to the boy there were a few
neednone- It was hard to believe greatest of buddies. We had a great time,
1

beads of sweat on his forehead. "I swear ' that only seven months the two of us, raising hell in the ports wilh
he'H have me one day" he grinned, "but brawling and drinking, and suchlike. We
I

ago Eli had been brought a "


haven't the heart to have his glands re- were four days out of Liverpool when the
moved. Now," he said matte r-of-factly "the child who could hardly walk.^ war came, and we sat there in mid-ocean,
thirdcube. What do do with it?" I waiting, wondering. A week passed, noth-
"A diagram," said Zodiac simply "a ing on Ihe radio, food supplies dwindiing.
four-dimensiona! representation on a You know your history After sixteen days
three-dimensional surface." and nights of iorment, half Ihe crew dead of
Eli sighed quietly He shouldn't allow fear, hunger, or suicide, we heard was it

himself to be drawn in like this. He could ."Okay okay" Eli held up his hands "I over, so we sailed on to Boston, We sur-
teach the boy how to behave, but academ- don't need a lecture. know it's not up to me I vivors got blind drunk that night, and had I

ically "No more games," he said firmly


. , . what you study butit'sjustthati wantyou to quite a job getting us back to the ship.
selecting a clay, pencil from the desk stick towhat you start. Then you won't end Anyway and we loaded up and
I did,
drawer. "Show me." up like I did, a drifter for the first few years of headed home.for
Zodiac folded his arms, refusing the my maturity 1 had a terrible job sorting my- "Well, you could feel the tension on the
pencil. "You can't draw on the glass. It's a self out." ship all the way Aubrey and tossed all the I

surface, and a surface has only two dimen- "But you did in Ihe end. If achieve as I
drink we could find over the side. There was
sions. It's what's inside, Ihe volume, that is much as you did, Eli, I'll be satisfied." no skipper, just a weird, democratic, vag-
three-dimerisional." He padded lightly to winced melodramatically "If you don't
Eli abond crew, and how we ever made Liver-
the cupboard and returned with thread and achieve at least five limes as much as did, I
pool still don't know to this day But we did.
I

cutter. take a slick to you." They both laughed,


I'll And the first thing we did was to collect our
For the next few minutes, the room was not because they knew he never would do pay and look for the nearest bar; Well, as
silent save for the quiet hum of the cutter such athing, but because it was an affirma- you know we shouldn't have found one,
and the occasional plop from I ihe sink. At tion of confidence, and il made them both because it was the New Way, but we did,
last. Zodiac stood back, a satisfied smile happy a little illegal tavern on a back street.
on his face. "It was the last night of the century We

Eli Studied the result, more struck with its They left the glass-and-thread blueprint hadn't realized ilunlil we'd already downed
artistic merits than any mathematical sig- on the desk and sat down at the small table. a few, and of course we were determined to
nificance. "It's clever, but Where's the fourth "I've a surprise for you," said Eli, opening a celebrate, if no one else did. But it misfired,
dimension?" drawer in front of him and taking out a small disastrously Aubrey managed to gel into a
"It's not in there," said the boy "Thai package. He shoved il across together wilh fight and killed a man. Il cured me, be-
wasn'ttheobjeclofthe exercise, This is just the boy's two sachets. cause left the ships and got a decent job.
1

a design, a blueprint." "What is it?" asked Zodiac, tearing Ihe And ilcured Aubrey, too, because they sent
Eli shook his__head, sitting down heavily paper to expose a pinkish, pasty material him to the moon.
"Well, I'm blowed!'And is this what you've inside. "Forty years he got, and forty years he
been doing at school today?" "PSle." served. He used to write to me regularly
Zodiac looked away "Well, no, not "PStei" Carefully Ihe boy dipped a finger and a week after his release 1 heard he'd
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mm.

Climate control, communication


with extraterrestrials,
ultra-Intelligent machines, and
an end to war are all

parts of the future according to


[his English mathematician.

inJTERVyiElAJ

the early 1960s, mathematician 1. J. Good read a research these ideas have become part of the world of "real science,"
Inreport stating that the bulk of scienlitic communication oc- Irving John Good Wc^ born in London and beganhis career in
curred not by the printed word, as most people (scientists mathematics at an early age. He claims to have rediscovered
included) assumed, but by word of mouth "II seemed to me," said irraticnal numbers at age nine, mathematical induction and inte-

Good, "that there was a good deal of spoken material —


ideas gration at 13. "I cannot prove either of these statements," he says,
discussed over a few beers in a pub or in casual conversation "but they are true." He took degrees in mathematics at Cambridge
that might have value but thai never became part of 'real
real University and went on to do top-secret work for the British Foreign
science' because it was simply too speculative or controversial." Office on Project Ultra, which utilized a captured German coding
To remedy this, Good produced The ScientisI Speculates, "an device to translate messages of strategic importance during
anthology of partly baked ideas," in 1962. World War II. Dunng this time Good also' helped to design a
"A partly baked idea, or pbi," wrote Good, "is either a specula- large-scale digital computer, one of the first to leave the drawing
^ tion. a question of some novelty, a suggestion for a novel experi- boards. His work on this computer spawned his interest in artificial
^ ment, a stimulating analogy, or (rarely) a classification." To gather or machine intelligence, an interest that continues to this day.
° these partly baked ideas. Good went to a wide spectrum of scien- A 1977 listing of Good's published works itemizes more than
E tisis and thinkers, among them Harlow Shapley.J.D. Bernal, Marvin lOOO papers, articles, books, and reviews completed in litlle more
f MinsKy Isaac Asimov, and Arthur C. Clarke. Today, some 17 years than a quarter-cfentury. The following interview was conducted by
f:after the publication of The Scientist Speculates, a number of Omni contributing editor Dr Christopher Evans.
Omni: Do Ihe "partly baked ideas" de- rejecting a manuscript against his wishes, a kind of biomachine that had organic ma-
scribed in your book The Scientist Specu- that seems to me nothing less than perse- terials in it that in some sense resembled
lates ullimately find their way into science if cution. protoplasm. It may be the chromosomes.
any good?
tiiey re Omni: Have there been other examples? The chromosomes are wound up like a
Good: Not necessarily, or at any rate, not as Good: It's hard to give concrete examples slinky toy and they may vibrate, like a slinky
quicl^ly as they should. You must realize because something has been supressed
If does, in response to these waves.
thatthereis agood deal of inherent tiostility one simply won't know about it, but a good Omni: So it's still a.kind of physical trans-
on the part of many scientists to any kind of example is the case of ESP. i'm sure that mission —
with a sehaing system and a re-
speculation. There are good reasons for there are many scientists who are not pre- ceiving system?
this of course. The standard scientific pro- pared to admit publicly that they believe in Good: Yes, I'd call it physical. But once
cedure of putting all ideas to a sharp test telepathy because they fear the ridicule of again, it's a semantic point. If you want to
before they are spread around to the gen- their colleagues. By the way I'm rather call It nonphysical, you can. If it was possi-
eral publichas paid off very well in the past dubious about telepathy myself, but can ble to simulate this field with man-made

I

and has become entrenched In the mind of detect overall scientific hostility to it. Of stuff won't call
1 a machine because it it

the average scientist. The good scientist course, it's not true that all scientists are has biological organisms in is it still it —
will always look for an explanation of any against new Ideas. Some of the best tend to physics? I'm not sure that even Wigner
unusual phenomenon in terms of what is be rebellious and welcome tar-out ideas. would agree that was physics, you see. it

already known before resorting to far-oul Omni: One of the things that fascinates Omni: You say that you're receptive to the
explanations. UFOs are a good example. people is the notion of telepathy I'd like to notion ol telepathy presumably because
The scientist will lean over backward to ask you, for this interview, to expand your you don't feel that we know enough about
show that they're really such IFOs Identi- — —
views on ESP whether you think there's the universe to say couldn't exist. But how it

fiable Flying Objects —


as aircraft, bal- anything in it. And whether you think scien- do you feel about the kind of evidence for
loons, meteorological phenomena, and so tists have gotten anywhere with And also it. telepathy or alleged evidence tor telepathy
on before he brings in the notion of extrater- whether you feel that tlie computers might that comes out of laboratories?
restrial spacecraft. There has also been a Good: Well, let me jusl prefix my answer to
long tradition of struggle between scientific that withsomething about physics. There
and religious organizations the row over— are new fields in physics that people didn't
Ihe Darwinian theory of evolution for exam- know about, remember when first en-
I 1

ple—that has tended to make scientists countered magnetic fields. was about six I

react quite vigorously against statements


ii'm sure that there are a years old and couldn't believe it. thought
I
I I

based on faith alone. This works well in number of


large wasbeing tricked, Well, in addition to mag-
most cases, but it also leads to great un- netic fields there are now so-called strong
scientists who are not
fairness on occasion, and weak interactions, which are just mys-
Omni: Can you give an example? prepared to admit teries to the ordinaryman in Ihe street. But
Good: Well, yes. think scientists en bloc
I

tO'the public that they believe they are distinct fields. They are not the

were very unfair behaved quite disgrace-
in telepathy, primarily
sameasgravilation, They are not the same
fully in fact —
in the case of Velikovsky He as electromagnetism. They are new fields.
may very well have been wrong in whal he because they fear the ridicule Well, physicists have discovered two new
if

had to say, but he was certainly treated fields of force, two new kinds of fields of
of their colleagues3
badly by the establishment. force in the last few decades, then that
Omni: In whal way? Wasn't Velikovsky a makes it not at all far out to assume there's
crank? yet one more, which is telepathic.
Good; Well, he wrote a number of admit- Omni: Bui let's get back to the laboratory
tedly far-out books, ihe most famous of evidence.
which was Wt^en Worlds Collide. His claim evolve telepathic abilities. Good; The laboratory evidence seems to
was that the planet Venus had been Good: I'm tolerant, so to speak, to ESP I me to be rather weak, primarily because of
ejected from Jupiter at some time in fairly think there's a reasonable chance that it is the difficulties of repetition, reproducing the
recent history —
within Ihe last few possible. I
feel it's odds against. I'm refer- experimental results. Also there are suspi-

thousand years and that It had passed ring to ordinary telepathy cions of cheating. don't know how fair I

like a giant comet,


close by the earth rather Omni: Any kind of extrasensory percep- those accusations are, so perhaps ought I

sufficiently close to cause floods, devasta- tion? not to say more about them. Unfortunately
tion, and the creation of all kinds of legends Good: Yes. Well, more than precognition the chance that someone working in thai
that are reflected in ancient literature, art, actually I feel that's appreciably less likely area will cheat seems somehow larger.
and religious writings. He backed thisup than just telepathy And telepathy is pos-
if There are more charlatans in these areas
with a few astronomical observations such sible, one wants to ask what kind of mech- than in ordinary scientific work. And yet we
as the famous red spot on the surface of anism it involves that is consistent with or- know that there has been quite a lot of
Jupiter, which nobody really understands dinary science. I can only suppose Ihal cheating even in traditional scientific work.
and which happens to be about the same some kind of a field, presumably not just There was some correspondence think — I

size as Venus. Anyway, there was a lot of eiectromagnelic, sends out waves, tele- it —
was in Science recently on this topic. A
highly speculative material of this kind, all pathic waves, and that individual neurons number of examples were given. The so-
rather incredible In my view. Bui the really are very slightly affected. But since we've called missing link— one of them was fab-
important point was the reaction of or- got so many neurons, there's a cumulative ricated, for example.
thodox scientists- When the announce- effect. So that my theory for the moment, is Omni: So what you're really saying Is the lab
ment of his second book was made, a large that if it's possible it is because the brain is work doesn't look very good, Don't you feel
group of astronomers banded together ultraparallel. If that's true, then if it's possi- that is a great weakness? That if these
and threatened to boycott the publishers if ble for a computer to have telepathy It fields existed, If this communication
they published any more of Velikovsky's would presumably have to be ultraparallel method was there and presumably — it

books, Now there's no two ways about it. If also. would have to be useful to be there— it

an editor refuse to publish something in a Omni: other words, you might be able to
In shouldn't be so difficult to pin down?
book or a journal because he thinks it's get telepatliic humans, but not telepathic Good: Well, yes, is a weakness, But not an
it

wrong or unsuitable, that's up to him. But computers. overwhelming weakness because one can
when he is threatened or pressured into Good; Correct. Unless, of course, you had well believe thai telepathy only occurs in a
72 OMNI
state of emotion, for example, when certain remote future, we!ll be invited to join the municate directly with each other by radio,
rattier exceptional conditions of the mind cosmic club. and of course today we have the CB radio
occur, wliicli tliey haven't been able to pin Omni: It's been sixteen years since The Craze, Ihough whether it's done anything to
down in the laboratory. One's always hear- Scientis! Speputates was published, and cut down on the numbec-ef accidents is
ing stories. I heard one only aboiil a weel< sc«ie of the speculations should by now another matter If Cherry was right, it ought
ago of raiher remarl<able events tiiat oc- have run their course. Looking back, can to have. And there was a proposal to solve
curred. A friend of mine had actually invited you identify any that seem io have paid off Ihe world's food problem— not so widely
a number" of people around to discuss in one way or another? recognized as being a problem at the
parapsychology, He himself is a scientisf. Good: Well there's plenty that have paid off, time —
called "Steak from Sawdust," !l was
As they left it was night and they iool^ed up though not necessarily for the person who really a clever realization of the fact that we
at the sky and said, "i wish could see I put up the original speculation. One scien- ought to be able to convert wood or wood
those stars properly It's a pity the lights are tistsuggested that there should be a kind products into edible proteins, and indeed
on." And the lights in the garage went off for of clothing thai would make women look there's now quite a bit of work going on
15 seconds, then came on again. If it was a smooth on parts of their anatomy other than along these lines.
coincidence, which presumably it was, it their legs. He proposed what he called 'Ny- Then there was a litlle notion of mine

was a very remarkable coincidence. Five lon uppertights" to replace stockings, and which I called "Natural Reieclion," which
hundred years ago il would have been in this way could be said to have antici- was perhaps only a good name for some-
accepted quite definitely as a religious pated pantyhose. Moreseriously there was thing that may have been familiar to some
happening. a proposal for a fantastic new aid to den- biologists already This was the notion that if
Omni: If you say it's not a coincidence but a tistry. The idea was that,one should some- an ability is not used by a specie it drops
causal happening of some l<lnd. It seems hcw produce giant magnified images of out of tne system because there's no point
totally pointless and trivial. the inside of the person's mouth on which In carrying the additional machinery for

Good: Well, except il might be an indication the dentist would operate. The movements producing that ability And since then Linus
irorn the powers that be that there's some- he made would be coupled to a micromin- Pauling has used, without acknowledging
thing in it. It's always done through a glass me — I suppose tor a moment that he
don't
darkly this information. From lime to time knew of my suggestion— that idea in his
you gel these minor miracles which might book on Vitamin C and Ihe Common Cold.
open youreyes to some religious truth, And He pointed out that sometime ago our
yet they are never overwhelming. This may ancestors, apes or gorillas or something
be one of the reasons why we can't pin
i^The most exciting tiling
like that, used to eat an enormous amount

down telepathy It's a terribly glib theory, about taciiyons, of vitamin C in the form of vegetables and
thatgod or something like god just wants to particles tliat travei faster than fruit- And since these were available, we
give us some indication that there's some- losi the ability to synthesize Vitamin C. That
fhing in it, doesnl want us to be able to
but they
light, Is that would be a perfectly good example of nat-
prove it completely because then we won't make precognition possible, He did
ural rejection. refer to the same kind
have the free choice of believing or not of mechanism.
believing,
a part of established Omni: Would this be a parallel process in

Omni: Could this be the same kind of rea- physics. Not proved, you' evolution, parallel natural selection — an-
son why, when the evidence is so weird and other form of molding force in evolution?
understand, just possible^
inconsequential, that keep getting this lit- I
Good: That's right. You could call il natural
tle strain that possibly there could be some- selection, but more descriptive to call
it's it

thing in UFOs? How do you feel about The animals— for exam-
natural rejection.
UFOsfor example? ple, lizards — who
live deep in caves be-

Good: There again I


think there might be come blind. These lizards have a slight
something in it. But if I had to bet I'd bet iaturized drill that vrauld then make the ap- advantage overthose that can see, sight if

against, Yet If there are extraterrestrial be- propriate operations on the patient's teeth. is no USB, because they don't need the

ings who don't particularly want us to be- One could do delicate dental surgery in genetic information, It's just useless infor-
lieve in their existence, to know their exis- this way, and of course the technique could mation.
tence, you might say "Well, in that case, also be adapted to brain surgery The idea Omni: But do they get somethirig else in
why do they allow ttiese people to see seemed absolutely fantastic fifteen years place of it? Because if the genetic code
them?" Itmightjust be that they know we're ago, but now with holographic 3-D projec- can carry a certain amount of information
not going to believe officially They know it, tion,one might well be able to generate and carry it properly either they ought to
from previous experience, or from an un- such giant images And with tiny comput- have some other kind of sense or they
derstanding of human psychology that ers and advanced electronics perhaps the ought to be stronger or perhaps better able
they're not seriously disturbing the human coupling to the miniature drill might also be togo wilhoul food,
preserve, as call it, or the human zoo.
I —
achieved in "real time" Io use acomputer Good: The idea is simply that It's useless
They're not seriously perturbing our civili- expression, luggage. It's difficult to prove that some-

zation by allowing us to see these UFOs Omni: Any others that come to mind'^ thing better was substituted. One 'just
because they know that officially we're not Good: Yes. There was an interesting remark doesn't know enough about the chromo-
going to accept it. made by Professor Colin Cherry of Imperial some to be able to demonstrate that. If the
Omni: Would you say they had the wrong College, London, about motorists and their lizard's eye had become something else, if

estimate of our intelligence? Why not sim- bad,, almost crazy driving habits, He ithad become sensitive to infrared, which
ply avoid sightings completely'^ That pre- claime'd that the problem was really that perhaps was available in the cave, that
sumably would be the easiest thing. There people were unable Io communicate with would have been even more striking. That
are all kinds of possibilities here, aren't one another in the normal humanlike way would have been both natural selection
there? when driving and as a result they reverted and natural rejection at the same time.
Good: Yes, One is that they want to come to behaving like animals. His point was that And in the rather peculiar area of sub-
close enough to observe the world and the main difference between men and in- atomic physics there was some discussion
therefore theyhave to be seen. That's the frahumans is that men can speak to one in the book about backward movement in

most natural explanation. Or they might another, so when speech ceases men be- time and faster-than-light particles, and of
want to break to us gently, that they exist,
il have like intrahumans. Heproposed that a course since (hen tfie taehyon has ap-
because at some slags in the not very solution might be to allow them to com- peared as an important concept in particle
We could build It before
the next century ends —
a ship that would take us
to the nearby stars.

THE FIRST
STARSHIP
BY OWEN DAVES
Callisto Base
Planet Jupiter
25 August 2075

My darling,
2330, and afier nearly 12
It's

hours ol running the final


prelaunch checks (or watching
Ihe computer run Ihem), should I

be tired. I'm not. No one here or


al the Jupiler fuej depot will sleep

tonight.How can anyone sleep,


even on earth, knowing that
before noon tomorrow, Houston
Standard Time, our first starship
will be on its way?
Daedalus is on the other side
of Callisto now. I'll go to the
observation platform in a few
minutes and hope to see her as
she passes over the base. There
isn't much chance of that. One
hundred ninety meters of metal
A computerized lusiori mckel. gets pretty lost out there. There'll
Shown before launch in orbit over Callisto, be even more space to lose her in

could be the closest between here and Barnard's


to exploring deep space and Oie stars beyond. Star — nearly six light-years of it.

keep wishing a human being


I

were going. After 20 years of


woriiing on this trip, one of us
ought to be able to take it.
Someday we will. For now, I

guess I'm just as glad will


it

bean artificial mind

PAINTING BY DON DIXON


the aerostat within nalural lurbulences that
piloting through all thiat vacuum. Who else for nearly four years, eventually reaching a
could stand 50 years alone in space? velocily ol 12 percent of the speed of lighi. may be present deserves further study"
At that would lake nearly 50 years to ihe repori imperlurbably concludes.
More later. Love. rate, it

coast to Barnard's' Star, then pass by its Parkinson does suggest one possible al-
ternative to balloon-lofted Jovian factories.
A letter home much like thai one could be target in only ten hours.
sent well within the next century. In a Ahead ol ihe ship, protecting from it
He points out ihat Tilan, Saiurn's largest

hundred years, plus or minus a tew, a star- meteor damage, would be deployed a moon, is the only satellite in the solar sys-
ship will take form somewhere in space, cloud of dust, 500 kilograms of matter as tem thai possesses a subslanlial atmo-
very possibly around
in orbit Caliisto, one of fine as tobacco smoke. At lis tremendous sphere. Titan also has enough gravity and
speed, the dust would vaporize objects of air pressure lo permit construction of
Jupiter's larger moons.
A rough oulline of the first interstellar more than hall a ton. manned lactories Ihat could work almost

flighthas already been drafted, more as a Some 500 tons ol the spacecraft would round the clock, yet not so much gravity
feasibilitystudy than as a concrete plan. It be payload, a vast array of tv systems, an orbiting spacecraft
ihat lilting fuel to

speclrometers, radiotelescopes, magne- would be prohibited.


didn't emerge from NASA's gleaming of-
fices, nor from some academic sanctum in tometers, particle detectors —
instruments Scienlists outside the BIS, ihough gen-
erally cordial to the amateur eflorl, are often
the Soviet Union. Even the advanced lo measure virtually any facet of a star or its
skeptical ol Ihe assumptions behind ihe
theorists at Pasadena's famed Jet Propul- planets. Five independent probes would
rocket's design. Aflerall, as long ago as
sion Laboratories (JPL) can boast only an carry detectors a few thousand kilometers
from the ship's radiation and particle emis- 1965, Ihe Soviet Union evaluated sugges-
"interstellarprecursor mission" intended to
sions to study interstellar space tree of in- nuclear-powered iniersiellar rock-
tions lor
travel less than half of 1 percent of the way
terference. Eighteen powered, disposable ets and pronounced them impractical. "It's
to the nearest star Credit for the first de-
probes would be deployed near Barnard's exciting that anyone has done this kind of
tailed study of an interstellar flight goes to
study at all." commenis Dr. Gerald Yonas,
the dedicated amateurs of the British In- Star to examine planets and other phe-
terplanetary Society (BIS). nomena beyond the parent vessel's reach. head of particle-beam lusion research at
Five of the encounter probes would be Albuquerque's Sandia Laboratories, "In
Called Project Daedalus alter the fabled
specially designed to study gas-giant general, thought Ihey did a good job,"
Greek craftsman whose wax-and-feather
I

wings carried him from Crete to Sicily while planets similar to Jupiter. {It is this type ol When it comes io ihe specifics ol
planet whtse presence at Barnard's Star is pulsed-tusion drive, however, Yonas grows
his son, Icarus, crashed into the Mediterra-
nean and drowned, the BIS plan projects most strongly suggested by telescopic more crilical. "Our most optimistic estimate
is thai il will be 2010 to 2020 before we gel a
an unmanned flyby of Barnard's Star, 5.9 data.) Three would be tailored for terrestrial
light-years —
50,000 billion miles away. — planets. The remainder would be assigned
demonstration ineriial-conlinemeni gener-
ator operating, and that is for a deuterium-
The project's planners think the information to stellar physics or held as replacements
tritium reaction. The helium-3 reaction they
gained will be worth the 80 years such a for probes that malfunction or are de-
stroyed. are talking aboul is so much harder to ignite
mission would lake.
that couldn't begin to guess how long that
Barnard's is an M5 star, a red subdwarf - Cut oil from earth by the years-long
I

delay in radio transmissions, on-board will iake.


less than a fifth the diameter of our sun and
"And this rate of 250 delonaiions per
barely one sixth its mass. It is much colder computers would coordinate the entire
second is much too high. Even if each ex-
than the sun and possibly much older. mission. Enormously more powerful than
plosion is equal lo only a Ion of TNT, you're
There is evidence, though disputed, Ihat any data processors now in existence, the
Barnard's Star has at least one planet, computers would repair the ship, acting talkingaboul 250 Ions per second. My en-
ihrough mobile robots known as wardens, gineering intuition tells me you might get
perhaps two.
decide what experiments to perform, and away wilh len per second, but 250 is jusi
"This one mission could tell us more
about the evolution of stars and Ihe forma- even choose what information to send back around the chamber's exit. The liny lusion exhaust so all reaction energy may be
. , ,
Deuterium, of which Daedalus needs unbelievable.'
bombs would be detonated. Martin and Bond explain in their 20,000 tons, is also abundant. In theory it For thai, the Sandia physicist finds the
tion of planets than any number of uiiiized,' all
to earth.
theories," declares project leader Alan The limiting factor is power. Bond and The BIS concedes that before any such report.Few neutrons are produced, so the should be possible to collect both propel- Daedalus repori extremely welcome. "This
Bond. "And though Barnard's Star is small Marlin studied propulsion systems ranging scheme can work, some formidable tech- need for shielding is nearly eliminated. The lantsat once. could be very important in getting fusion
Irom vast sails driven by the force of problems will have io be solved. "I D^He reaction is hard Id ignile, however What Parkinson envisions a fleet of generators accepted," he says. "We talk to
and cold compared with our own, its age nical is

suggests that if there really are planets, life an immense laser in earth orbii to ramjets think the most difficult problem in the rocket That is why the electron beams require hot-air balloons,each more than 180 me- power-company people about it and they
may have evolved there as well." ihat scoop interstellar hydrogen into fu- itself is going io be ihe extremely high vol- such high voltages. ters in diameter. Heated and electrically say 'You're going to have explosions in my
Some were pow- tages we need to make it work," says proj- But ihe real problem is thai helium-3 powered by an advanced fission generator, plant? Forget it! Don't even talk to mel'
In spite of thai, Barnard's was only the sion reactors. far too low
thirdchoice for a first-mission destination, ered. Others assumed too much technolog- ect leader Bond, who. when not working on makes up less than one pari in 10,000 of the balloonswould carry isotope separa- When we talk to rocket people about fusion
according to Anthony Martin, editor of the ical progress. Society business, is a fusion researcher for natural helium. can be made, but the only
It torsand propeilant storage tanks capable explosions several times a minute, they say,
Bond and Martin's conclusion: "The only the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Au- process now workable is so expensive that ofprocessing roughly 680 kilograms of Jo- 'Great! That's just what we need,' This
BIS journal. There is a greater chance of
planets, and life, at Alpha Centauri. a two- propulsion system we know of today that thority ihe isotope costs more than $20,000 per vianatmosphere per second. In 20 years, could evenlually be a very useful demon-
"We've seni copies of ihe report to a kilogram. 128 such factories would be used Every si ration project."
starsystem only 4.3 light-years away Alpha might, by using projected technology for
Centauri A, afler all, is a GO-iype star the early 21st century, yield interstellar numberof physicists, hoping they could tell Fusion processes are possible in theory, hundred days or so, the purified helium-3 He adds, though, that "we'd need to do it

nearly identical lo our own sun, Bui of Ihe flight is the nuclear pulse rocket." —
us how to control these potentials up lo but Daedalus requires 30,000 tons ol and deuterium would be picked up by a much sooner than they are talking about.
eight star systems suspected ol having Adapted from today's experiments with 250 million volts— or reduce them lo work- helium-3. Given 20 years to manufacture it, Shuttle-like transport anqi'carried into orbit. The year 2050 would be much loo late for
able levels. So far, no one has been able even the most method would cre- There are still a few small bugs in the our purposes,"
planets, six are red dwarfs. And any star- lusion electrical generators, the BIS engine efficient

ship thai can make Barnard's


it to Star would inject a pellet ol thermonuclear fuel to." ate as a byproduct enough electricity lo system, of course. For one thing, Parkinson As an aside, he adfls that the Daedalus
should reach Alpha Cenlauri with ease- into a reaction chamber, hitiing It simulta- Acquiring the right fuel will prove even supply Ihe energy needs of the entire points out, the reactor would take much too power plant is a liille behind the times. Vel- '

neously wilh an array of high-powered elec- more challenging. To avoid production of world. Another possible reaction would long to inflate the balloon. And if the balloon ikov, of the Soviet Union, has proposed ihat
It won't be easy, however. Ai launch, the

two-siage Daedalus rockei would be an tron beams. The beams would heat and neutrons thai would soon destroy many of yield 15 times thai! was dropped into ihe atmosphere, it still you throw a ball of lithium ai the pellet just
ungainly-looking craft wilh fuel tanks clus- compress the pellet with the force of an ihe spacecraft's electronic components, According io Robert C. Parkinson, who wouldn't be able to support the factory before it explodes. The lilhium would ab-
tered like grapes al midsection, an open- atomic blast, touching of a small lusion ex- and eventually the engine ilsell, the BIS has studied propellanl sources for the Daeda- when it plummeted past lis supposed sorb most of the neutrons and convert them
The hot, conductive ball of explod- decided not to use Ihe deuterium-tritium lus project, that leaves only one alternative: operating altitude. to useful energy with high efficiency The
framing aft, and a flat-nosed canister at Ihe plosion.
reaction on which all current fusion experi- Go where there enough helium to make Then there are the chilly Jovian breezes, lithium would become part of the reaction
front. Over 190 meters long and weighing ing plasma would then be swept out of the is

more than 54,000 tons, it would lake 20 reaction chamber by an intense magnelic ments are based. Instead, they have set- extracting a rare isolope practical. Go to "Horizontal wind speeds of up to 90 meters mass, and it could be driven through a
years to design and build. field, driving Ihe rockei forward. Electricity tled on Ihe lusion of deuterium with an the skies of Jupiter and set up helium fac- per second have been observed" in the magnetohydrodynamic generator to pro-
Falling first into orbii around the sun and io power the electron beams and magnetic isotope of helium, ^He. tories, Jovian atmosphere, the Daedalus report vide electricity"
would be plucked from the exhaust "The reaction products are all charged 17 percent of the Jovian atmo- notes. This translates io alittle over 2100 Dr. Leonard Jaffe, a theorelician ai Jet
reaching solar escape velocily iwo days lield Fully

afler launch, Daedalus would accelerate plasma by a magnetic Induction coil particles that can be directed into the sphere is helium, Parkinson points out. mites per hour, "The detailed behavior of Propulsion Laboratories, is jusI as im-
78 OMNI 79
pressed by the effort and jusl as skeptical where the solar wind dies out, and check- "photon sail" 16 years ago, skeptics in-
of liieconclusions. "Mining Jupiter is an ing Ihe density of gas and dust between the stantly pointed to a serious flaw in Ihe con-
extremely ambitious enterprise," he ob- stars. cept; There is no obvious way to slow the
serves wilti a chuckle. "It's certainly think- In addition, measurements of stellar probe down when it nears its destination.
ing large and imaginatively. parallax, the difference between a star's The light beam can only push the probe
Freeman Dyson, professor of physics at direction as seen from earth and that seen ahead, not retard it.

Princeton's Institute for Advanced Studies by the distant spacecraft, would allow as- A few years ago, however Canadian en-
and one of the nation's most far-ranging tronomers to work out the distance of far gineer Philip Norem offered an ingenious
theoretical scientists, was, with bomb 'de- stars with much greater accuracy than is way around the handicap. As Dr. Forward
signer Ted Taylor, one of the originators of now possible. This would both reduce the would be used
.describesit, "the laser array
Project Orion, a mammoth interstellar vehi- error in estimates of stellar energy, a topic as originally planned to accelerate the
I

cle propelled by repealed fission explo- theorelicians find fascinating, and improve probe up to relativistic velocities, but the
sions. Speaking of Daedalus, he says that intersteller navigation. probe would not be sent directly to the
"I don'tsee any fatal flaws in it, I'm willing to Or Jaffe is no more sure that his space- target star system. Instead, itwouldbesent
agree that the technical problems will be craft will ever leave orbit than the BIS is of off to one side.
solved, Daedalus. "Even- the year 2000 is a long "Once the probe was up to coast veloc-
"There are many things in it that would be way off," he says, "The general feeling here ity it would extend two long, electrically

-expensive and difficult, however The whole is that we can wait until there is more money charged wires. The high voltage of the trail-
idea of using helium-3 makes it very much for it." ing wires would interact with the interstellar
harder don't know whether you'd want to
I
A proposal for an inierstellar mis-
third magnetic field to swing the probe in a large
do it that way. sion comes from Dr Robert Forward, a circle. The probe would be aimed to curve

"What worries me is that Project senior research scientist at Hughes Re- around behind the target star and pass it on
Daedalus may give the public the Impres- search Laboratories, in Malibu, California. Ihe way back.
sion that interstellar exploration is much The idea is to use a gigantic array of lasers "At this point, the probe is still moving at
more difficult than it really is. There are very high speeds, but its velocity vector is
many well-known technologies that would now pointing back at the earth. Then we'd
get you there. A simple fission reactor with just turn the laser on again and use it lo

a plasma rocket will do it if you don't mind decelerate the probe."


having it take a while. The system has tremendous advantages
"Take this idea of mining Jupiter for fuel. iJwenty years to design, two over any other propulsion method, the
Maybe you could do it that way. would hate
I
decades to mine fuel on Jupiter, space scientist says. The fuel, engines,
to have the public believe that you could not
then 50 years en route:
and reaction mass the light itself all — —
produce a workable Interstellar probe ex- remain at home, so only the payload must
cept by that kind of effort. There are too Daedalus mission would yield be accelerated. And because the laser
many easier ways of doing things. one day at Barnard's star "engine" is nearby, there is no chance that
For their part, Dr Jaffe and his colleague an irreparable malfunction will jeopardize
our first sigtit of outside planets, the mission.If something breaks down, re-
Harry Norton have been planning a trip to
Pluto and beyond in the year 2000. "Star perliaps life, would be pairmen can go to the orbiting laser array
missions are jusl not feasible in the near and fix It.

"What we can
more ttian enough reward3 Before it can be used, however, the idea
future," Dr. Jaffe believes.
and should do Is build an unmanned probe must pass some tremendous techno-
still

with a range of 400 to 1000 astronomical logical hurdles. "The people at JPL are talk-
units. [1 AU = roughly 93 million miles, the ing about perhaps launching a sail only 1
mean distance from the earth to the sun. kilometer in diameter in the nextfew years,"

Pluto be about 30 AU away in


will the year to push an engineless payload to Alpha Dr. Forward notes. "That's how far we still
2000; Proxima Centaurl, the nearesl star, Centauri. have to go to get to the size we need."
about 270,000 AU,] "The laser array probably built in a close The sheer power of the laser array also
"We looked at 50 or 60 concepts for an solar orbit, would be 250 kilometers in di- worries some observers. "People keep tell-
Interstellar drive and finally settled on a nu- ameter," Dr Forward says. "This is not as ing me we can't build a 35-megawatt laser
clear electric system. The propulsion unit difficult as it sounds. Although the array system," he comments. "Why nof^ The
would be an powered by a 500-
ion drive, does have to be extremely wide to achieve Saturn Five rocket puts out 35 megawatts,
kilowait fission generator and using mer- the desired beaming distance, the energy It's a matter of developing the technology"

cury as the reaction mass," the JPL physi- flux Is not high. In a typical system, the With that said, howevet; Dr. Forward has
cist projects. "The generator is only a mod- beam is not much more powerful than sun- modified his plan considerably He now be-
est advance over what is available today, light. lieves a more practical approach is to carry
and the ion drive could be developed within "The other thing is that the Iransmitting along a reaction mass, say, hydrogen gas,
ten years, with enough effort." array does not have to be filled in. The and use the laser array to heat it. The tech-
The spacecraft would be placed into a beam does not have to be 'solid.' can be It nical problems of building the laser system
low earth orbit by an advanced version of many separate beams from a whole bunch remain, but the sail would be eliminated
the Space Shuttle, turned on, and acceler- of lasers in a thin orbit." and the probe could decelerate as a nor-
ated to solar escape velocity Thrust would The interstellar probe itself would consist mal rocket.
continue for about eight years for a one- of a small, highly automated instrument For all his concern with propulsion sys-
stage rocket, nearly 12 years for a Iwo- package tethered to a rigid, flat sail. "The tems, the Californian believes that Ihe
slage probe. sail can't be flexible like a parachute or the theoretical debate over how best to power a
The payload, he says, would include a sail of a ship," Dr Forward points out. "They spacecraft may be misplaced. He cites a
1500-kilogram Plulo Orbiter that would work only because the air molecules move quotation from Arthur 0, Clarke, the noted
provide the first detailed look at the outer- sideways as well as straight into the sail. It British physicist and science-fiction writer:
most of the classical nine planets. The real is this side pressure that keeps the sail "With so many theoretical possibilities for
mission, tho'ugh, would be to study in- inflated, A beam of light has no side pres- interstellar flight, we can be sure that at
terstellar space, measuring low-energy sure. It would collapse a flexible sail like least one will be realized in practice. Re-
cosmic rays blocked by the sun's magnetic poking a stick into it," member the history of the atom bomb;
field, locating the "heliopause," the point When Dr Forward firsl suggested the there were three different ways in which it

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could be made, and no one knew which be semi -intelligent, and we do nol have any Alan Bond doesn't think ii will ever happen.
was best. So they were all iried and they — We've been
real artificial intelligence yet. "The wardens and central computer will
all worked-'' expecting breakthroughs in this field for be extraordinarily intelligent," he explains,
Instead, Dr. Forward says, "My philoso- decades, and they just have not occurred. "I hesitate to say it, but they may well be

phy is that when you design an interstellar It could happen any time. The minute we more intelligent than man whan it comes to
mission, the first thing you design is the get the concept of how lo build an artificial solving the kind of problems spaceflighl
probe. The whole idea is lo design the intelligence, the hardware lo build ii is will entail.

smallest probe you can and still ac- probably available, "We have the opportunity to design a
complish what yoLi want done," "The next question is whether these being who is perfectly adapted to the
His ideal minimum-mass probe is what molecular circuits are going to work think I space environment. Man, alter all, requires
he calls the "Golden Globe." It should the answer is yes, and it's going to be a rather narrow range of temperature, at-
weigh, he says, under 100 kilograms. driven very hard by the great effort and mospheric pressure, and other conditions.
"As the probe approaches its target, largeamountof money that's being plowed One has to ask why you send a human
slowed now to well below relativistlG ve- into making computer components smaller, being at all. My conclusion is that perhaps
locities, it blossoms from a compact mass faster, and more reliable, you don't."
into a 100-meter sphere of dense wire "The third prerequisite, computer de- Princeton's Freeman Dyson disagrees, "I

mesh studded with don't think of it so


arraysof tiny sensors much as human be-
and transmitters. ings you're send-
These are close- ing," he says, "The

coupled tocomplex important thing


digital, molecular we're sending is life

circuiiry — IBM is itself. By going to the


working on molecu- stars in person, we

lar circuits now — will be helping life

held together with


all

Alt's the first thing you spread through an


high-strength one- should know about inanimate universe. I

don't think you need


2 ^ f^^40
dimensional super-
conductive fibers, personal any more justifica-

a
'As il

star, the Globe


would consianlly
approached
Md l\/r computers. ^
tion
If

share
than that."
enough people
Dyson's
Prof,

beam pictures and The era of the. ^A ^^^^^^V .^^ view, it seems un-
sensor data back to
earth. The sensors Applft likely that technolog-
ical difficulties or

I would cover the en-


tire spectrum, from

radio waves to
L.31
^illenge
jaiionfor years to
come Thousands of uses
mere distance will
prevent men from
reaching the stars.
ultraviolet light. from finances to fun and One-time NASA
Spaced overthe sur- executive Oren
games Forinfoimalion Micks put it this way:
face of the Globe, '^
call toli-fi 66(800)
the sensors would "There are also those
tae able to detect ob-
538-9696' Or write who argue that the
jects less than one 4n0am, journey to our near-
meter across, even est star neighbor,
from a 1 00-kilometer which would take 4,3
orbital ^titude, years atthe speed of
"On a planet, the light, is too long to
tew regions having consider. Truly, we
chance of
the best are accustomed to
supporting lite appkz Gompufccr journeys today half-
way around the
would be selected, 10260BandIeyDi, Cupertino, California 95014,
andsmallsectionsof world in a matter of
the sensor mesh hours. We shudder
would detach them- at the thought of a
selves from tfie main probe and be driven signers are at least thinking about now. The four-year journey
down into the atmosphere by radiation traditional way to design a computer is with "We should be reminded, however, that in

pressure from the probe's lasers. a central processing unit that handles all the past explorers faced such journeys with
"The probes are little different from the the logic and a bunch of peripheral equip- less trepidation, Marco Polo spent 24 years
rest of the mesh, except for a few special- ment. People are now trying to design in his round trip from Venice to China, It is

ized sensors. The whole thing is basically a computers with many smaller processing also noteworthy that the Dutch successfully
distributed computer Each part can do just units all working in parallel. There are real colonized the Indies in spite of the fact that
about the same job as the entire computer, problems with programming these, but ul- it took them four years to travel there and

but not as fast and pertiaps not with such timately we are going to have computers back."
complex data," where you can take half of it and it will still It comes as something of a relief to note

In short, it's a far ery from the 50,ton3 of do exactly the same thing as the whole that Bond's view is not part of the Daedalus
payload Daedalus would use lo carry out computer. The Gdden Globe is designed Project's final report. The Society as a
the same mission. How long will it be before this way" whole has earned a reputation for predict-
a Golden Globe can be built? No matter what sort of unmanned stellar ing the future of spaceflight successfully. It

"There are three key requirements that mission is finally attempted, the. payoff was the BIS that made the first practical
remain to be met," Dr. Forward feels. "The question of when r A'ill journey lo the attempt to design a manned flight to the
lirsi thing any interstellar probe has to do is stars w. remain inanswered A little sadly.
I moon— in 1939. DO
FICTION

His burning goal was to


win tiie Olympic slalom race, despite a
crippled: chair-bound body.

TO RAGE "n%

THE WIND
BYJACKC. HALDEMANll

positioned thelaslofthe paste-on electrodes. He


Dan placed it precisely on the belly o! the quadriceps
muscle of his left leg. Like all serious competitors, he
had the electrode locations lalooed on his body A
faulty electrode placemenl could lead to disqualification. He
had 97 dots on his body 97 wires leading in a harness to the
training simulator. He was ready.
The lights in the apartment were on dim. the windows
opaqued. The screen on the trainer flickered with gray life as it
warmed up. He sorted through the cassettes in the file,
selected one, inserted il. He would start wilh Yoritomo down
run four at Innsbruck, XVII Winter Olympics. 1996. One of the
classics.
The screen cleared, focused. Dan felt the webbing of his
Comp chair lighten. He moved his arms slightly the resis-
III

tance was just right. Yoritomo stood poised at the starting"


gate. A light snow was falling, Dan could almost feel it.

Yoritomo leaned forward, rocking back and forth against the


gate. Dan assumed his starting stance, tound himself rocking
inunison with the Japanese Suddenly the gun sounded
skier.

and the gate flew away They were off.


IIwas a good start. Dan strained for speed, his body in the
chair unmoving. Dig with the poles, arms and legs pushing.
Feel the strain across the chest, the lightness of the thigh
muscles. Think. Jiiink. The first marker is coming up. Get set
for il Imagine how you'll come out of it in position for the
second marker, the third. Everything is interrelated. Like a
chess game, moves are planned far in advance, A misiake at
one part of the course might not show up until the last marker.
Now—dig, pivot, push] He felt his body still held firm in the

ILLUSTRATION BY FRIEDRICH HECHELMAN


. .

Comp III. strain to sliift tijs balance, lean reached for his brace beside the chair. He "My great-grandmother trjok tranks.'

into ttie marker Yoritomo's skis kicked up a strapped the metal framework around both How long?" "Five years
"
"Oh."
"My grandfather took aspirin all his life.
wall Qf snow as tie rounded the first marker. legs, stood with the aid of a cane. Twisting, "

He thought was safe. "


"Sorry to hear that.
Dan didn't look at the numbers slream- he inserted the back brace and connected it

"My mother ate beef." "No!" "Yes, and


ing across the bottom of the screen, the chest and shoulder supports. The arm
chicken, too "Hormone-treated beet, with
"
Elapsed time, degree of linkage witfi struts went on last. He hobbled across the

Yoritomo, probable competition standing at darkened room to the window, palmed it red dyes? Antibiotic chicken?" "I'm afraid
so," "Well, it's no woDder"
that point on the course. He could run it clear.

eyaluale fiis perfor- Below his apartment the cily sprawled "Look at me. I didn't do Shis." "i'd rather
back later, study it,

an open sore, A thick haze obscured not, thank you."


mance. For now, llie feedback circuit gave like
everything at street level. It lessened a little And so the stories went. On and on they
him all the informationtie needed. When his
movements were right, when he was in as you got higher, but even from his apart- went. Life was an agony with a twisted tail
sync with Yoritomo, his body felt good, the ment on the 3aih floor it looked so thick that that snaked back through the genera-
feedback was positive. he felt he could cut it with a knife. As he tions. Dan didn't know a single person who
Suddenly a searing pain shot across looked off in the distance it dropped off wasn't disfigured or ruined in some way.
Dan's torehead. He was slipping, had some, but it still hid the mountains. Just as Some were worse than him some better off ,

was a matterof degree. Only mankind


taken that last turn an instant late. He well, he thought. If he could see them it It

struggled to catch up, to regain the lost would only depress him. They were as could have built the brace. How nice.
.

ground. The pain lessened as he did. dead as the cities. Dan wasn't bitter What he feltwas closer
He knew all the words, everyone knew to despair Sometimes it seemed hopeless,
The pain circuil in his feedback system
wasn't standard equipment, but it had not them. Greenhouse effect. Jet stream. Ge- Dan opaqued the window, stood in the
been a difficult modification to make. Most netic damage. Oxygen-exchange sys- semi-darkness, listened to the faint hiss of
Man the only animal that fouls its airflow through his apartment. So
filtered
units v/ere built to produce a feeling of un- tems. is

easiness when the linkage dropped below own nest, chokes in its own wastes. He much was being done. There were more
a certain adjustable percentage. But Dan government projects, it seemed, than gov-
was serious about his skiing, deadly seri- ernment agencies. It was like trying to re-
pair a broken dam with modeling clay try-
ous. He would slop at nothing in his search
Irainergave pain instead ing to patch a ripped jugular vein with a
for perfection. His
ot uneasiness, he set the linkage percent- Band-Aid, He missed the mountains,
6/-/e hit perfectly, going faster mountains he'd never known.
age threshold incredibly high.
The slalom was nearly over. He had than he'd ever gone He'd seen them, sure. Once he'd even
taken a tour of the Grand Telons, at least the
caught up with Yoritomo, was linked again. before. Wind whipped his
He was a strange sight in the darkened decontaminated parts. Of course they
face, tore at his goggles. hadn't been able to leave the sealed bus,
room, face illuminated by the flickering
but he had seen plenty more than enough.
glow of the screen. He sat unmoving, Ihere wasn't another human
locked in the webbing of his Comp III chair,
He had seen the peaks where never again
being for miles. This was . .

would ihere be snow. He had seen the


the machine measuring every twitch of his *
truly freedom. The snow gnarled stumps of dead trees. There was
muscles, every brain wave, as he tried to
one erosion everywhere. Where vegetation
match his mind and body with that of of
crunched under his skis ,9
wouldnt grow, the ground washed away It
. .

the masters
On the screen Yoritomo cleared the last washed down the streams, choked the riv-
ers, filled the bays with silt. He saw the
marker, poled twice, and dropped into a
deep crouch, his body low, parallel to the monument to the last bean It had made him
on a sad.
little
ground. He was practically sitting his
destroys everything to make the world a Everything seemedheading to be the
heels, his arms-tucked in, poles held be-
jusl the right angle. This was the better place to live in. It hadn't worked. way of the bears, even the Olympics, There
hind him at
part Dan liked best. Pure speed. The finish Sprays that made people smell like flow- were so few things to hold onto these days.
line was a blur "as they passed The it. ers or animals in rut had ruined the fragile You found them where you could, and when
screen went suddenly blank, the monitors shell in our outer atmosphere, the shell that you had them, you held onto them tightly
stopped, but Dan didn't. The muscles in his had allowed life to evolve on Earth in the He looked at his Comp chair and the 111

place. Furniture spray Imagine 1000 trainer, and hobbled back across the room.
body twitched a few more times as in his first

mind Dan stood, turned sideways, and slid people spraying plastic table tops to make He regretted having removed the wires, it

them shine like carefully hand-polished would take more than half an hour to hook
to a slop in a fine spray of snow. The ma-
wasn't pro- wood. Imagine a million, a billion, people himself back up. He unsnapped his arm
chine never registered it. It

grammed to, Dan didn't even realize he'd spraying plastic. Imagine particles block- brace. This lime he would go with Ivlitchell

ing out the sun. Imagine a planet choking to down the slopes at Squaw Valley It was a
done He was that deeply involved.
It.

Slowly, like a man coming out of a trance, death. Imagine anything and it couldn't be beautiful run, one of the best.

halt so terrible as what had already hap- Imagine two sloping lines on a graph,
Dan punched the machine for a summary
The numbers arranged themselves in or- pened. Untold acres of concrete without a one going upward, the other steadily fal-
single living thing. ling. They intersect at a given point. The
derly rows across the screen.
What was anyway
of the people, Dan point Is 1976, The place is Montreal, Surely
Elapsed time: 43 76 seconds. Right on left

the nose. Degree of linkage: 94.673%. That raised his hand to his face, brushed his you remember Canada,
late turn had hurt him. Final probable com- cheek with the brace. It was lightweight, The downward sloping line represents
petition standing: 99.953. That meant that gave support where it was needed, was man's harmony with his environment At
flexible where it had to be, A supreme that point they were still arguing about the
out of ten thousand competitors, four or five
might have beaten him on this particular monument to mankind, better even than ozone layer and the potential damage of
run. It wasn't good enough, not tsy a Hoover Dam, the fused glass at Los nuclear wastes. The greenhouse effect
Alamos; the Statue of Liberty— gone now: and daily radiation background alerts
long shot. There would probably be 50
corroded by oxides in the air. Only mankind weren't yet part oi everyone's lives. Al-
thousand people at the stadium on Satur-
day He grabbed the harness and yanked could have created something so perfect though mankind had already passed the
as the brace. Only mankind would have point of no return on that particular line,
the wires from his body in disgust.
Comp and had they didn't realize it. Nothing would happen
He deactivated his III to.
CONTINUED ON PAGE laa
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iM

•y^

ATOMIC FIRST!
.

GOODBYE
GRAVITY
How four million tons of
rock atop diamond pillars
cancel the eartti's pull.

BY DR. ROBERT L. FORWARD

Gravity pGruades our from


entire
li(e, day in, day out,
birih to death. It pulls on our
limbs so that each step we take is

burdened by its enervating


presence. It sucl<3 our bodies into
Ihe mud preventing us from soaring
,

into the skies like birds.


Is there a way to control gravity?

Can we somehow find a way to


"nullify" the earth's gravity Iteld?
Can we possibly arrange for a
mass to push us gently away
instead of hugging us firmly to ils

bosom? The answer is Yes. Maybe.


Someday But to control some force
(n nature, you need to know

something about You need a it.

theory of how works, and the more


it

detailed Ihe theory the better your


chances of control.
The first theory of gravity was
simple: Things fall down.
There is no way to control gravity
with this theory It is merely an
observation mankind acknowledged
early on. "Things fall down" served
the human race well until Isaac
Nevuton discovered a better theory
His is somewhat more complicated:
A mass attracts all other masses.
With Newton's theory of gravity
it'spossible to design a simple
antigravity machine. This theory
served (he human race for 300 years
until Einstein introduced a better
idea. Einstein's theory of gravity is

even more complex: A mass causes


space to curve. Other masses move
In that curved space
Because Einslein's theory is more
complex, gives us more handles
it

PAINTING BY HANNAH KAY


by which we can conlrol gravity, There are earth's gravity (0 1 gee). The rock is now
al least two ways we can use Einstein's beginning to have a significant effect on Ihe
theory io negale Ihc gravity field of eartti as earth^s gravity, if we could get 16 centime- m III per
make a mass pus'i instead of pull {these ters away from the center of a four-million- squ^r if the
M III ichme
we'll discuss later). Einstein's Iheory is now ton mass, the gravity would rise to 1 gee' II I I

serving the human race well and will until a The gravity field of the rock is now enough defoimed Hn^ vei theutlei lidrruiid 1id
better theory of gravity is proposed, to cancel out ihe gravity field of earth, not Ddiewer-nvisiond futuie where one of
We do not know the correct theory o1 which has a quadrillion times more mass the attrartions at Ot neyland r a Space
gravity yet. but surely rnnsi include quan-
it than Ihe rock. Pavilirn nsing upw=nd oiniia.ji;iVH woop
tum mechanics— ihe behavior ot atoms But how do we gel very close to.a four- ing buttri=S5e,j ot pure diamond that sup
and elementary parliclcs. Einstein's theory million-ton rock? doesn't work to dig a
It port a brilliantly reflecting rool of ultradense
of gravity ignores quantum mechanics, so hole and crawl inside. You have to make the matter? And under that roof a crowd of fun
will inevitably be replaced.
It Many brilliant rock smaller while maintaining its four mil- seekers swimming through the airwith col-
people are now attempting to work out a lion tons of mass. That means we have to orful feathered wings attached to their

new theory thai will retain all that is true in find a way lo make matter more dense than arms— living out the legend of Icarus tor
Einstein's theory and yet add the new fea- it normally is. the price o( an E coupon?
tures oi Ihe microcosmic world ot the atom. We know thai dense forms of matter do Newton gave us one way to control grav-

A new Iheory of gravity will be even more exisl. We can observe while-dwarf stars, ity Einstein's theory of gravity offers amore
complex than Einstein's. Strange Einstein- which have the mass of a sun condensed complicated (and better) description. Like
lan concepts of curved space will be mi>;ed into a ball the size of the earth. White-dwarf a precious jewel. Einstein's theory has sev-
in with the even more exotic bestiary ot the densities are about a million times greater eral different facets to it— we can examine

"elementary" particles whose properties than normal star densities. We also know it lirst from one viewpoinl and then from
include charm and color Yet we should not thai neutron stars exist. Here the mass of a another.
despair that such theories become more sun has been condensed into a sphere 20 One interesting aspect of the Einslem
complex, because in Ihe distant future, theory isthat gravity behaves very much

those complexities will be the very tools the like electricity. In our studies, we have
gravitational engineer uses to inverl, de- found that electricity and magnetism are
si.gn, build, and operate machines that will interrelated, Ifyou change or move electric-
give us control over our common burden ity,you create magnetism: and if you
stand near a
ill you change or move magnetism, you make
Let's start with Newton's law of gravity
Can we make an antigravity machine using rapidly moving mass, you will electricity again. This effect is used in your

Newton's theory? Yes! We can use New- automobile. The electricity in your battery is
find yourself "dragged"
ton's theory to show how it's possible to only 12 volts, not strong enough to ruriyour
cancel the gravity field ol the earth over a along Imagine a "lift" shaft spark plugs. This low voltage electricity is
small region of its surface. filled with rapidly flowing used to create magnetism in the spark coil.
,
.Mewton's law of gravity is A big mass will The magnetism in the coil is then released
attract another mass. The bigger the at-
ultradense mass that very rapidly to make the powerful, high- ,

tracting mass, the stronger the attraction. gulckly zooms you to voltage sparks that are used by ttie spark
The closer Ihe two masses, the stronger the plugs. By using the magnetic field as an
the top of a mile-high building^ intermediate step, we have found a way to
attraction.
How can we use this law to cancel earth's convert weak electricity forces into very
gravity?One simple way to keep the earth strong electricity forces.
from pulling us down would be lo put Einstein's theory says that gravity be-

another mass, the same size as the earth. haves the same way It you take a mass and
above our head. Its gravity field would pull kilometers across! Neutron-star densities its gravity and move it rapidly, you can cre-
us up at the same time as the earth pulled are a trillion times greater than normal star ate a new field, the gravitational equivalent
us down, and the two forces would cancel densities. of magnetism. If you then cause that new
each other out. You could then tloat about Thus, the key to controlling gravity using field tochange or move, you can create a
inzero gravity Newton's Law is to find a method to col- stronger gravity field. More important, that
is obviously not a practical solution.
This lapse ordinary matter to white-dwarf or stronger gravity field can be made to ap-
However, notice that Newton says that the greater densities. We can't do it now, but pear at a place where there is no mass, and
attraction gets stronger as the two masses someday we may develop Ihe technology ihe gravity can be made either attractive or

get closer. How can we use that? that allows us to condense our four-million- repulsive,
Consider the gravity field of a rock about lon rock into a ball 30 centimeters across, Concepluallylhere area number of ways
too meters across. If it is very dense rock, it with a surface gravity ot 1 gee. Even better such a gravity machine could be made-
will weigh about four million tons. Imagine would be to make in the shape ol a slightly
it One idea is to roll up some hollow pipes to
that we could liit that rock up on strong denser disc 40 centimeters across and a form a long coil somewhat like the curly
pillars and make a small room underneath centimeter thick. Then Ihe 1 gee gravity cord on a telephone. We then bend the long
It In that room. 50 meters from the center of field from the collapsed rock material coil around until the two ends meet to form

the rock overhead, the gravity of the earth would be uniform under the disc. We would a curly closed ring. If the pipes are tilled
would be decreased by the upward gravi- have a gravity-free volume 30 centimeters with very dense liquid and the liquid is

tational pull of the rock. The amount of grav- across in which we could carry out tree-fall moved back and forth in the pipes rapidly

ity decrease would be about 10 microgees experiments on the earth's surface. enough, then an alternating push-pull grav-
(10 miilionlhs of the earth's gravity): anti- But now we come to another problem. ity field will be generated at the center of

gravity of a sort —
but not very much How do we hold the tour-million-ton anti- the ring. If ihe machine was large enough,
Now, suppose we could get closer to the gravity roof up over our heads? The root the iiquid dense enough, and the fiow fast
four-mi ion -ton rock. If we could get ten
1
1
loading works out to 3.4 million tons per enough, we would then have a gravity
times closer, or about five meters away then square -toot. It would take a remarkable catapult that could launch ahd retrieve
Ihe gravity from-the rock would increase to matehal to stand that sort of pressure. rocket ships from space by its gravity re-
1 milligee (1/1000th of the earth's gravity). If However the material exists and it is re-— pulsion and attraction.

we could get 50 centimeters away the at- markable: diamond. How big? How dense? How fast?
traction would increase to one tenth the How strong is a pertecl diamond? Strong Well, the machine has to be as big as the
90 OfulNI
properties— if they could ever be found or It.Unlike a chunk ot regular matter, which
made —
would introduce a whole new era responds to your push by moving away, if

of gravity control. you push on a chunk of negative mailer it

All matter thai we si-e arcu JuoV/ith ur will con)S rowara yoLr The possibilities of
t
I
I I
i=
t
slcI oi eyes, with the most p o^Ae fum l o LOpes such a substance would be mind-bog-
il I
r i I
arridfraidlhd'tit and through the la lb t tpp LOpe^ gling. Its applications, endless.
II -t 18 w hie all that called regular or p ( p r-ite Bu Using negative mailer, the simplest an-
theories of gravity allci: fr t m m 1 tigravity machine we can build is to form
Eui ' I h M ihe ilie-ji-y nppurd to an opposite form of rrd i- negative matter into a dense disc and lay it
Up i(J[iou[ Qia It I. d pijit Tnd jiTiflime According to such tl on a good strong floor; If ihe disc is dense
in the rji tint fjtiirp \<- nny have CDllege negative matter wou 1 enough and thick enough, the repulsive
coui <= fullntbnqhl / luiig stu lenT=^laKing other matter (includ I gravity field on both sides of the disc will
their fiTbt cuursi, in jt-ivit^lintidi enjmeer- negative matter). equal 1 gee. Thai negative gravity field from
ing, They wiH siudy lurbuleni flow in ul- Negative matter is nut tht- rfr att'-r t ihe disc would then cancel the attractive
tradense mailer and pfoduce more and you may have heard ab ut Art dtHr ; gravity field of the earth. The region im-
more efficient designs for modulating the different in its atomic ijef" t-
e sirur ( mediaiely above the disc would comprise
gravitational attractor and repeller beam in- ture), not in its gra\, Icia popi-rlo! zero gravity
tensities tominimize passenger discomfort When a parlicleof antn a!le mnet a par A negative gravitational field (I.e., energy
during the launch or reirieval 51 an Intersiel- tide of regular matti- tho atomic hjnJ'; emitted by negative matter) can also be
lar that hold each of Ihe tv^c pie-es of mas^' used for gravity propulsion. If you place a
The Einstein theory can give us another energ,y tightly iogether in the form of solid ball of ultradense negative matter near a
way to conlrol gravHy One of its strangest balls of matter are canceled out. The com- similar ball of regular matter (which mighl
aspects concept of curved space, In
is Ihe bined mass results in raw energy flowing be attached to your spaceship), you will
Einstein's view, mass does not cause grav- outward in the form of gamma radiation at find thai the negative matler ball will repel
ity, mass curves space. What M.ewton the regular matter ball, which in turn, will
called gravitational attraction is force-free attract the negative matter ball. These two
motion in that curved space. spheres will then start to move off in a
A good analogy is to imagine a rubbei straight line at a constantly increasing
sheet stretched over a frame. If you put a speed, Ihe ball of negative matter chasing
heavy ball beanng in the center of the iMany brilliant people after the positive matter ball.
sheet, the weight of the ball will cause a are now working hard to find "Walt just a minute," you mighl say
curved depression. II you then dropped a "Arent you getting something for nothing?
tiny marble on the curved rubber sheet, it
a new theory that will
First there are two balls of matter both
would immediately start to roll toward the contain all that was good In standing still, and shortly thereafter Ihey
center as if the large ball were attracting it. are both moving off togeiher at nearly the
Einstein's theory but
But there is no attraction, just force-free
motion in a curved space. will new features of
add the
speed of light — expending no energy to
get them up to that speed."
The method by which mass causes quantum mechanics— how But if you look closely as ridiculous as it —
curvature is difficult to really comprehend
IS as
II the mass had grabbed hold of
if
atoms and particles behave3 —
seems you find thai negative mass pro-
pulsion doesn't violate any laws of physics.
space and pulled the space into This it.
The ball of regular mass gains speed and
gnp of mass on space is still maintained increases its energy But while it is doing so,
when the mass is moving. The space Ihe ball of negative matter is gaining nega-
seems to move along with the mass! This tive energy The net energy of the two is
effect, called "dragging of the space-time
coordinate system," is the basis for another
the speed of light. However, while all this
violent atomic interaction is going on, we
zero — just as il was when they were stand-
ing still.

type of gravity machine. find that the gravity of both the antimatter So far as we know, negative matter does
If you are near a rapidly moving mass, particle and ihe regular particle, as well as not exist. We don'l know why it doesn't
you will find yourself "dragged" along in the the gamma-ray energy that they turn into, After all, if both the positive and negative
direction of the mass. One envisions a "lift" always has ihe same attractive properties forms of electricity exist, why not posiiive
shaft lined with pipes full of rapidly flowing thai we've talked about. and negative mass? Perhaps there is some
ultradense mass that quickly zooms you to We don't know how to make negative yetunknown law of physics that prevents it
Ihe top ot a mile-high building. But this matter, but when we do, we'll find thai it from forming.
effect would more likely be used in space won't cost us any energy Since Ihe energy But even if we never obtain this magical
as a gravity catapult for shipping purposes of a particle
is proportional to its mass, a philosophers' stone of gravitation, we can
w'thin ihe solar systefn. This machine negative mass must produce negative en- devise ways to control gravity with just
still
would again be in the form of a ring of ergy So ifwesucceed in making a negative regular matter, we
if worl< hard and use our
ultradense matter but this time a ring that mass particle, we'll get free energy out of inlelligence.
uniformly whirled from inside out. like a the deal. Gravity control. Is it possible? We I'hink
smoke nng. If you entered the hold m the One can imagine a futuristic scene in so. It is theoretically possible to cancel ihe
ring from one side you would be e>;pelled some huge laboratory where great ma- earth's gravity pull and to make a mass
out the other side with greatly increased chines apply intense electric, magnetic, push instead of pull. Bui it will be a long
velocity 11 you fell m with high velocity from and gravitational forces lo a microscopic lime before mankind can develop the
the outer limits of ihe asteroid belt, you point inempty space. Energy levels of the technology to build the tools that will make
could be gently stopped in earth orbit by machine-generated fields are raised these theoretical predictions come true.
simply ihreading ihe uag In the other direc- higher and higher until the 'nothing" itself is One day, however, the human race (or
tion. ripped apart— resutting in a ball of regular whomever the human race has evolved into
As unbelievable as these machines for matter and an equal-sized ball of negative by then) will conlrol gravity as easily as our
controlling gravity may seem, they at least matter. littlest children now control the powerful
use a form of matter we know exists. How- Once we isolate negative matter, we can forcfes of lightning with the flick of a wall
ever, there are speculations
concerning slart using it to make antigravity machines. switch or the iurning of a channel dial.
another type of matter, whose strange Butwe must beverycareful how we handle Zap! Instant zero gravity DO
91
SOLAR
POL TICS
Bureaucrats
are sandbagging the
solar solution.
Sandia Laboratory's minoieii
heliostals relied and locus New
Mexico sunlight onto "Power
BY HELEN DRUSiNE TowBr" to generate eleciricily.

Despite overwhelming popular


support, as evidenced by a recent
Harris poll showing 80 percent
energy
approval solar ,
is still

viewed by the federal bureaucracy


as an errant stepchild. The
Department ot Energy, created in
October 1977, was direcled "io
place major emphasis on the
development and commercial use
ot-solar .[andj renewable energy
. .

resources." Instead, we have a


program that drifts along like a
piece ot intergalactic flotsam, its
direction unknown and its future

DOE is the third largest federal


agency. With a £12 billion budget,
it supports 20,000 employees

direclly and countless others


throughout the country via grants
and research project funding,
Mary experts claim that solar is
the safest and sanest solution to
America's crtsis-prone energy
condition, but the potential of sun
power is being shuffled into a hold
by program managers at DOE.
file

Their preference about which


energy road America should take
in the 1980s and beyond has
earned them the nickname "The
High Phests of Nuclear."
Nuclear energy programs will
receive more than S3 billion, eight
times the amount being
appropriated for solar energy And
S600 millionhave been earmarked
for the development of the breeder
reactor alone, a technology the

PHOTOGRAPHED BY
DAN McCOY/RAINBOW
Pfesjdenl has repudiated because of its iingef (D-NY.). Several congressmen, in-
nuclear proliferation implications. Yet solar cluding Representaiive Robert Drinan
will get only about $470 million, or 3 percent (D.-Mass,). agree wilh disgnjntled Energy"
o1 the DOE budget. The initial adminislra- Department staffers who say.lhe only way
Iion proposal was for $400.5 million, a de- will be aggressively developed in this
solar
crease of 10 percent from last year Carter country is "over [James] Schlesinger's
increased this figure only when it was ap- dead body" During hearings last spring
parent thiat Congress would appropriate before a House subcommittee investigat-
morelfian $500 million. ing the federal sdar program. Drinan even
With Ihis "paper gap" between solar and suggested starting a "dump Schlgsinger"
nuclear programs, it's clear that solar movemeni in Congress.
technologies will contribute only minimally The ad minis Ira ion's less than aggres-
I

lo the country's future energy needs and sive stance on Ihe development ot solar
become exotic toys more in line with Star energy is also evidenced by:
Wars and the 2lsl century than with the • Solar Energy Industries Association es-
energy war of Ihe 1980s. timates that 1 1 million homes will have solar
Oil and gas now supply 75 percent of our hot-water healers by 1985. DDEs forecast
energy needs. But domestic production is only one tenth that many Even President

has been steadily declining, and the $45 Carter's original target of 2.5 million is
billion ayearspent on imports is damaging being cut to 1.3 million. This is less than the
the economy Long-term reliance on coal is goal for California alone, which hopes to
limited by carbon dioxide buildup in the have 1.5 to 2 million homes using solar
earth's atmosphere. Solar energy is nonpol- energy by 1985,
luting, pcKes little risk io climate and no risk • DOE'S biggest single budget cutback for
of nuclear weapons proliferation. It is safe, FY 1979 was a 45 percent reduction in the
inexhaustible, it cannot be monopolized, sotar energy heatingand cooling demon-
and its daily deliverance does not depend stration program— from $65,8 million to
on the whims of foreign countries. $36 million, Yel experts agree that hun-
Going solar also fulfills E.F. Schumach- dreds of federally funded solar healing
er's prescription for "technology with a demonstrations are still needed across the
human face." Solar is "conducive to decen- country to provide consumers, builders,
compatible with the laws of
iralizalion, and lenders a firsthand opporlunity to see
ecology, gentle in its use of scarce re- cost-effective solar heating systems in oo-

i If the Defense Department sources, and designed to serve the human eralion. The House Science and Technol-
person, instead ot mailing him the servant ogy Committee added S23 million io the
would invest only $440 million in
of machines." Schumacher wrote in Small demonsiration budget over three years iP
ptiotovoltaic cells, Is Beautiful: Economics as (/ People Mat- try and repair Ihe damage,

costs would drop 300 percent. *> tered. • A 1977 study for the Federal Energy Ad-
But poliiicking is robbing America of this ministration concluded ihal if the Depart-
safe, renewable, nonpolluting source. And ment of Defense invested only $440 million
it's no secret who Ihe villains are: James in the development of photovoltaic cells,
Schlesinger, the DOE secretary was a the cost would drop from the current $15 a
former chairman of Ihe old Atomic Energy peak wait to between 50 and 75 cents
Commission and is widely known to favor
nuclear energy development over solar en-
Workman (left) polistiing a parabolic mirror. Solar
ergy. Carter's top energy appointees are
( above) produce 32kw of energy to
collectors
"unqueslionably botching by design solar '
rJrivean electric turbine^generator system, Suc'i
research, says Representative Richard Ot- t>uge projects monopolize U. S. solar budge!
iUp to five times as many
jobs would resuit from going solar
as opposed to continuing witti
conventional electric power plants. ^
within five years. Ai [hat price the cells mtlee investigating the solar program: "If
would bG cheap enough for v" we don't turn to a renewable source, we
use, Congress authorized only eopardize this country's defense; we
for sucii purchases in FY 1978. But even jeopardize this country's eGonomic base:
tfiat small sum had to be forced "down the
we jeopardize the health this country has
administration's throat," says Representa- ard must have it is going to survive,"
if

tive Ottinger, Solar does indeed offer economic ad-


• DOE'S Washington headquarters has vantages. The U.S. could develop an im-
454 employees involved in nuclear energy portant export market as the acknowl-
programs; only 64 are working in the solar edged leader in solar technology, Speth
program. Nationwide, the figures are says, thereby reducing our trade deficit
nearly 1800 for nuclear and some 200 tor and Ihe concomitant decline of the dollar.
solar. Environmentalist Hayes believes it could
• Responsibility for solar energy is split be- be a successful part of our foreign assis-

Iween two assistant secretaries the Of- tance program and proposes a "Marshall
fice of Conservation and Solar Applications Plan" for solar resources amounting to 0.5
is one. and there's the Office of Energ/ percent of the GNP, or $5 billion. This is not
Technology Other parts of the solar pro a arge sum when compared with annual
gram are managed by the Office of Energy Th rd World arms receipts of nearly S28
Research, the Office of Resource Applica billion.
tions, tfie Energy nformation Administra
I

The use of solar energy could also sub-


ilon, and Policy and Evaluation. These pe'c-r t ot dll U S energy demands are met stantiaJly affect the nagging unemploy-
splits downgrade the efficiency of the en- by the sun. Worldwide, about one fifth of all ment problem. A study by the Council on
ure program, solar staffers charge, energy used originates from solar re- Economic Priorities has found that capital
• The assistant secretary for conservation sources, with the majority of that coming investment in solar heating systems will
and solar application, Omi Walden, was from biomass the production of fuels— generate between two and five times as
finally appointed 17 months after Carter from wood, dung, crop residues, or other many jobs as the same expenditure for
became president and nine months after agricultural materials thai store energy. By conventional electric power plants. Senator
DOE v^ias created, DOE's lop solar energy ihe year 2000, these renewable resources Edward Kennedy has charged that DOE
office had been filled with a "temporary" could provide 40 percent of all needed en- still does not have the capacity to calculate

holdover from the Ford Administration who, ergy, 25 percent of it in the United States employment impacts and has not worked
the General Accounting Office (GAO) alone, according to the CEO, closely with the Labor Department in mak-
found, may have lacked legal authority to "Such a transition would not be cheap or ing its decisions.
continue performing the ]ob. easy but Its benefits would far outweigh the There are essentially two choices for
Despite all odds, however, the solar in-
dustry has been growing. New products,
costs and difficulties," wrote Denis Hayes, satisfying unlimited energy needs nu- —
national organizer of Sun Day in Energy: clear and solar. The choice should not be
for example, are doubling every nine The Solar Prospect. "Every essential fea- made on the basis of cost alone. The kind
months, according to the Solar Energy In- ture . has already proven technically via-
, .
of society in which we choose to live is
dustries Association, Furthermore, accord- ble; if the proposed 50-year timetable is not equally important. As Hayes says, if we
ing to the President's Council on Envi- met, the roadblocks will have been politi- have to pay more for solar power now, the
ronmental Quality (CEO), solar energy is cal — not technical." economic premium for a source of safe,
already a senous option. Passive solar The Council on Environmental Quality dependable, renewable, and nonpolluting
heating, solar hot-water heating, the burn- agrees. Solar energy it says, is no long- energy is well worth the investment.
ing of forest wastes for industrial use, elec- er — and ,
in fact, may never have been — an The nuclear energy alternative "cannot
tric power generation at existing small exotic and futuristic energy source with no sanely be greeted with equanimity," writes
hydroelectric dams, power generation at practical significance for the nation's large Hayes, also the author of Rays of Hope.' ffle
remote sites using photovoltaic cells all — energy requirements, "It is now possible to Transition lo a Post-Petroleum World. "If the
are already financially competitive, reports speal< realislically of the United States' be- postulated energy demand were met with
the CEO, Within ten years, wind turbines, coming a solar society," says the CEO re- nuclear fission, about 15,000 large reactors
photovoltaic s, biomass fuels, and inter-
mediate temperature systems for industrial
port Solar Energy: Progress and Promise.
"A goal of providing significantly more than

would have to be constructed one new
reactor a day for 50 years, [This would re-
and other applications should also be one our energy from solar sources by
half quire at least $130 billion in capital invest-
competitive. the year 2020 should be achievable if our ment ] Sustaining these reactors would re-
Theoretically, the sunlight falling on 10 commitment to that goal and to conserva- quire the recycling of 20 million kilograms
percent of U.S. farmland could supply our tion is strong. [Solar] is in fact our best
, . ,
of Plutonium annually Every year, enough
total energy needs today Yet less than 1 hope." Plutonium would be recycled around the
Turning to solar energy goes beyond world to fabncate four million Hiroshima-
Geneta! Elecmc's projeci (left) al Sandia uses a simple economics and desire, however. As size bombs."
group of sTialler minors to simulats a large one Gus Speth ot CEO testified at hearings of a Several recent studies support the two-
iabovej a harne lor solar qbIIs. House Government Operations subcom- option argument. Willis Harman is the au-
CONTINUeO ON PAGE 126
THE HOLE THING
Two nuclear "devices" were missing:
stolen by experts.
Their destination— ttie White House.

BY DEAN R. LAMBE

Clinton Winsor reread the Telex for the thtrd top right-hand drawer for —
another cigar the drawer that al-
General
time, his cigar unnoticed as it quietly tipped irom his ways squeaked, 'Naturally there'll be a combined-operations
tiianium-alloy Air Force ashtray onto the aged walnut
of his desk top It was a measure of the General's "Yes, sir, in Secure Conference Room B. We're to provide
an ash, let alone a scorch mark, was
distress that background and description of the materials."
allowed to mar the oiled beauty of the fine hardwood piece General Winsor grimaced as he clicked shut his cigar
that Winsor had inherited from his father. The General's head lighterHe did not relish the prospect of facing those flinl-eyed
slowly rose, and he locked eyes with his aide. There was ]ust bastards from the FBI, the CIA, the DIA. and God knows what
enough perspiration to add a sheen to Captain Mutton's else, withan explanation of why two nearly operational nu-
ebony features as the younger man squinted in the afternoon clear weapons had been left beneath the sands of Yucca
glare from the south-facing windows and shifted his gaze Flats. Left for years, when the original underground test firings

from the silent insistence of his superior had failed. He blew smoke toward his blue and gold draperies
In the electric silence, the General finally noticed his errant and tried to marshal his thoughts. The whole thing was as
cigar and growled a quick obscenity as he snubbed it out. incredible as was terrifying. Somebody some group, had
it

"How far has this gone. Art?" he asked as he absently rubbed slipped through the supposedly secure perimeter of the
the scorched spot with his forefinger, —
Nevada Proving Grounds, had somehow not once, but
'All the way up, sir The President's been briefed, and DOD twice —
tunneled down almost, a kilometer and had left the
has bounced it back down to us," United States of America nothing but a sandy shaft in ex-
Winsor For the first time since he had been
"Figures," said change for two atomic bombs.
appointed Pentagon liaison to the Nuclear Regulatory Com- The focal point of the General's blue eyes moved from the
mission, the General seemed to feel how very light the weight tip of his cigar to his aide's face. 'All we've only got a
right. Art,

of that one star on his tunic was. Suddenly tils job was no couple of hours before that damn meeting. Let's tear apart
longer a sinecure, a guaranteed ticket to a second star before those files even though we both know the records aren't likely

retirement. to tell us anything useful." As his aide left the room, Winsor

And suppose
I the whole Intelligence community is falling elevated his slightly unmilitary bulk from his chair and began
all over itself?" The General paused while he reached into the to pace. "Shit oh dear," he muttered, "why couldn't the half-life

PAINTING BY ERIC PAETZ


— — a .

In Ihe bank of pay phones near the Pan the nukes were now. Somewhere of his shoddy security planning, but he had
Am counter at O'Hare, the third phone from perhaps now anywhere on the planet — been ready forthem^almost. No one had
the left rang twice, fell silent. Ihen rang group, a band of misfits planning a
terrorist thought It relevant that Winsor had not been
again. A well-dressed, elderly man pushed coup, or maybe even a "freely elected" the NRC liaison in 1974, when the first de-
his predominantly black hair back from his leader was gleefully. polishing two 50-plus vice —
the neutron bomb prototype had —
high forehead and answered. kiioton devices. And all the spooks and broken loose from its cables 12 meters
"Emil?" spies, all of this lofty Intelligence network, above the bottom of the test shaft. Winsor
"Yes, Rudi." were running around like so many hawk- had been prepared for that reaction, but he
"PhasD two complete. The merchandise frightened quail, all waiting for the other had not been ready for the open derision
has been shipped, and the instruments are shoe to drop. that greeted his argument for letting sleep-
ready. Janine is in place," As the General turned away from Ihe un- . Ing bombs lie. Even the detailed printouts
The elderly genlteman, his lined face communicative hole and boarded the had passed around were of little
that his aid
now softened with a small smile, replaced sun-heated copter, he considered the help. Obviously an entombment under 730
the receiver He strolled around to the East- countless dead ends. The initial crisis meters of sand and concrete, over 40
ern counter and purchased a ticket to New meeting had lived up to his pessimistic ex- kilometers from a patrolled perimeter
York. He paid cash. The ticket was issued pectations—the rivalries and interagency fence, had proved inadequate after all.

to a name by which the gentleman was squabbles had beenthere in force. FBI had
known to only eight other people in the argued with CIA over what kind of cover Following a dull meeting with his stock-
world. story was to be disseminated to Interpol broker, the elderlygentleman entered the
Rve minuteslater, and two time zones and the friendly Intelligence services. The lobby of the newly refurbished Contmenlal
earlier,the pay phone nearest to the mousy little man from State had made the Hotel. He was handed his room key in a
Hughes AirWest counter at LAX was an- mistake of inquiring why any cover was matter of seconds as he was well known to

swered by a stocky middle-aged man. The necessary and both FBI and CIA had the assislant manager He then went to an
conversation was equally terse, the mes- jumped on him. FBI had said thai was bad il enclosed telephone booth and placed a
sage similar and the subsequent actions call to the nation's capital.The content of
were much the same. This man bought the call would have mystified both the
passage to Dulles International on British hotel's personnel and his stockbroker.
Airways, but he also avoided use of the Rudi? Emil here."
creditcards in his wallet, signing in with a "Yes, Emil. Klaus and will finish phase I

name not known to his mother Had any iFB!, DIA, Air Force three In ten hours. Nick Is here and is com-
passerby guessed correctly on the basis — Intelligence, it did not really pleting work on the Instruments. Nick is
weathered complexion that he was
of his — matter who they were.
very pleased with the degree of exactitude
a mining engineer by profession, it would inlhe machining tolerances, Janine has the
not have mattered. He had a legitimate They might as well be on the final timetable."
business meeting under his real name in "Fine. shall leave for home tomorrow."
Washington, and he would keep that ap-
moon for all the good I

pointment.
'
they were doing here, or at The General was exhausted when he re-
turned to his office. The fourth Interagency
the former resting ,

General Winsor squinted against the meeting had been nearly as fruitless as the
glare of the baking desert sun and the grit places of nuclear devices. 3 first. In almost two weeks, there had still

of lightly blowing sand. He stared at a large been noiraceotthe nukes. Also no unusual
hole inground
the — a tunnel, really, that activity on the part of the various Palesti-
burrowed a very sharp angle into the
at nian groups, Ihe Red Guard, the Red
alkaline, siliceous soil. He had not ex- Brigades, the Red whatevers no physi- . ,

pected to discover anything more profound form to He to Interpol —


too often; and CIA cistsunaccounted for . .

than this hole, but his presence here was had claimed that mutual trust on the part of "Do you need me for anything else, sir?"
expected of him. On-site inspection. Scene the friendlies was still a very fragile com- the black Captain asked as he helped Win-
of the crime. modity Finally, the quiel young man from sor shed his tie and blouse.
When he and Captain Button had de- the White House had shouted down men The General stared at his uniform with
planed at. Indian Springs AF Base earlier 30 years his senior and announced ihatthe distaste —
such sweat-stained disorder
that morning, Ihey had encountered a pre- cover story had been chosen: About 500 was unseemly In the Pentagon.
dictable chaos. The auxiliary base was kilos of spent fuel rod material had disap- "No, go on home, Art. Your kids have
aswarm with uniformed Air Police, and the peared during transshipment from Shlp- probably forgotten their daddy"
General had amused himself in trying to pingport to the new repository in New "Well, you're sure
if uh. General, do
, . ,

guess the Identity of the uncomfortable Ivlexlco, and the kind cooperation of other you think there's anything to what that little
ones who diligently faced the heal in suits governments was sought In the event that rat-face from the FBI was saying? mean, 1

and ties. FBI, DIA, Air Force Intelligence, it terrorists might attempt to sabotage water couldthoseweapons still be in the country?
"
did not really matter who tfiey were. They supplies or other civilian targets, God, that would,.,
might as well be on the moon for all the Once the cover story had been agreed Winsorwearily shook his head. "Damned
good they were doing here, all the use they to, another battle had emerged between if I know. Art, Damned if I
do,"
would be once helicoptered to the last FBI and DIA over the source of Information
but unfortunately not final— resting places leaks. The General had mediated that one. The dark-tialred gentleman sat comfort-
of the nuclear devices. Granted, all those He pointed out that in the early '70s a col- ably nursing his Gibson in the lounge of the
investigators had made some progress in lege kid had designed a quite functional, Portland International Jetport. Shortly after
the five days since the ominous holes had low-yield device solely from publicly avail- 3 PM., a nearby pay phone rang.
been discovered, The method of removal able documents — all the kid lacked was "Emil?"
by a seemingly legitimate mining crew was the fissionable material. Winsor also had go ahead."
"Yes, Rudi,
known. But knowledge of how a series of reminded the group that there had been "The exchange has been made at the
excellent document and ID forgeries. In national press coverage when Ihe firing warehouse. No delivery problems are ex-
conjunction with the usual military-civilian circuits had failed on the second device in pected, and our instruments should make
"not my job" chain of command, had re- 1978 Of course, all warring factions had beautiful music. Janine has called to say
moved the bombs did little to explain where then turned on the General for a justification that she is happy in her new home. Nick
CONTINUED ON PAGE 122
100 OMNI
WORLDS BEYOND
BUCKMINSTER FULLER
ThP 'l OA'/ng slaiements are from Worlds give us hydraulic compression,
Bp ond a new collection of future views dislribulion of loads, noncompressibiliiy

a opectrum of thinkers ranging from the whole shape —


this is an

aues Cousteau to Timothy Leary. extraordinary piece of structuring. We


E/ p pted here are the visions of scientist don't know any olher planet with water,
Buc)%m nster Fuller, politician Jerry Brown, water on the surface of
)ust this tiny bit of

and astronaut Rusty Schweickart. our globe, which is almost negligible on


a planetary scale.
We a e already a space colony. If we To you and me Ihe ocean looks very
can t make it inthis beautifully equipped deep. We are amazed when we can see
colony ve're not going lo make it the bottom at a depth of 20 feet in
a ywhe e else, either. And we Ye not extraordinarily clear tropical waters. If we
going to carry on any space colonies, can swim very well, but it gels any
except by virtue of being colonies from deeper, we start to be fearful. But we now
the mother ship. If the mother ship cant know that in some places in our oceans

be made to work, the colonies aren't the depth reaches five miles. And the
going io work. average depth of all the waters on our
The universe is technology: all biology earth about one mile. That seems to us
is

is technology. Anything that operates incredibly deep.


under cosmic laws is technology The However, our earth is a sphere BOOO
universe is nothing but technology We, miles in diameter And we can visualize
4 If we want to examine space tfiis ratio of 8000 to 1 by imagining a steel
as individuals, represent a most complex
technology, keep In mind technology: the total ecology of the ball 12 incfies in diameter. Also imagine
that this ball is highly polished, like a
that we are in space and have interplay of all the biological elements,
the sun's radiation, the cross- pollination mirror Now, you breathe on
if the film ofit,

never been anywhere else. 9 and so forth, the chemistries we develop condensation from your moist breath
on this planet are all part of an incredible would be deeper than our ocean.
preexisting technology It's important, then, to keep in mind
If we want to examine space-age that the earth is already in space, rather
technology we should keep in mind thai than to think of us as going out into
we are in space and have never been space from it. All the things that are
anywhere else. going on are simply a discovery by
The space-age technology of getting humanity of how the universe operates.
this planet populated is the most We're gradually getting in, a little bit, on
extraordinary space-age technology that our own control system. We re not
has ever occurred. What we've been C0NTINUED0NBM=E12S
doing is absolutely childish compared
withwhat nature's already done. Space-
age Technology is something that's
always been going on; it's a mart< of
great ignorance to speak of it as if it

weren't.
There is no independence In the
universe. Everything in the universe is
interdependent. The kind of phenom-
enon we represent — 60 percent water, to
PAINTINGS BY DON DIXON Ttie birth Ola sun.
WORLDS BEYOND
EDMUND G. BROWN. JR.
As we look at the whole earth and see talented of thoseamong us here on
Ihe Ihjn lilm of soil
makes IJle

fact thai we're in


possible,

here are very definite


- possible.
and atmosphere that
we are struck by the
a closed system, and
linile limits to what
earth, whether they are monitoring the
oceans or the land, protecting the
environment, knitting together the human
family through transportation and
communication and other scientific
^
Several years ago, some academics breakthroughs, or just exciting the
wrote a book about The Limits to Growth ,
imagination. In space, we summon up
tying to calculate what was possible, more energy.-and more concenirated
given qeomelric expulsion, in the human talent, than in almost any othier
various economies of the world. Although human endeavor.
some of their assumptions have been Tfie mind of man will develop, will
discredited, the basic concern still expand technologies. Some oi ihese
remains that as we deplete our air and techrxjiogies are deslructive; some ot
water and resources stresses are them kill millions of people; and some
imposed csi our society on our ecology, open up untold new horizons. You can't
and ultimately on our future survival. limit the mind ot science and technology.

m struck by the limits tfiat press in


I You can tint human be rigs as thev p
against us. both materially and th n js toaethe as the/ sy thes p a
economically, psychologically and Iheyrombn^th qhl and nnrra n
politically. Those limits musl lie nway; hat f^a
i When space manufacturing respected, in stxne cases must he A ol.

is finaiiy added to ttie total reverenced, when they deaf with the
equation, old economic ruies nature^ environment.
But as look out into space, and as
I I

will no longer apply ^ look at the possibilities that an expand-


ing universe (and an expanding explora-
tion of that universe) makes possible. Mp
Isense in my own mind not only and try u dy t- t
immediate benefits in a practical ca take t g! t he ghettos an
economic sense but— in a far more low neon e h gh schoo We can t-
profound way-- benefits for the people of young people sense what is prBSible, if
this earth. The earth map is drenched we can just inspire Ihem and summon up
with the biood from a million ccaiflicts
over recorded history We're divided
along arbitrary geographical lines,
separated into ethnic categories, and
divided into various linguistic groups. Yet
when we look at the earth and the human
species from a few hundred miles up. we
car\'\ help but sense the oneness of ihe
human race, this species that has been
part of the universe for such a limited
period of time-
As we begin to see the possibilities,
raidless as they are, throughout ihe
entire universe, we can concentrate ihe
creative energies of the best and most interstellar pfobe.

Jfefcst**..:!
. — —

WORLDS BEYOND
RUSSELL SCHWECKART
Astronaut Russell Schweickarl, the first batteries good for another .8 cassette's
human to walk in space without an We took up with us, on agreemeni,
wflDrth.

umbilical, was lunar module pilot for the cassettes with music on Ihem or —
Apollo 9 earth-orbital llight. whatever we wanted, for that matter
and we could use the .8 battehes for our
I really can't speak lor anyone else, but own entertainment.
al leasl in my own experience, in took up two of the pieces of classical
1

reflecting back on il, there's certainly no music that used to play on quiet Sunday
I

question that 1 am loday — as a result of evenings at home. Unfortunately one of


my experience of space fiigfil — quite a my good friends up there — who will go
diffetenl person from whal was I IJefore. nameless, but it wasn't Jim McDivitt
But analyze what
in trying to didn't particularly care for my brand of
stimulated that change, or whal the music. So, strangely, my cassette of
process of change was, was not just
it music disappeared until about the ninth
the flight. In some ways the flight itself day of the flight. finally found
I At lunch it.

was probably less of a factor than the on that day, rather than just eating witfi
preparation for Ihe flight. The flight was the headset on and monitoring the radio
central, of course, being the actual as we normally did, decided to lake the
I

culmination of all ihe training, as well as earphones off and put them aside, eat
the experience of being there. But then lunch, and put the cassette player on the
after the flight, Ihe reflection of what it shelf next to me and play the music. I did
i I react against the idea that was Ihar had been through and what
I it it was no big deal.
almost casually:
space is a mystical thing . .
I had seen and observed and the Suddenly was transported in a most
I

somehow the experience itself integration of Ihat lotal process — the physical and deeply emotional way back
preflight, Ihe flighl, and then the to those quiet Sunday evenings when
—were
I

does something to people. ^ after-llight relleclion all pari of it, was preparing these flights by going
for
II'E not sanething that comes in and back through human experience. And
commands your attention. there was. It brought the reality of being
1

f As we moved toward flighl. there had up there back to those periods of


been much trouble on the previous preparation and integrated the two. It

flights inadequately documenting what was one most powerful emot o lal
of the
was going on. So many things happened expefiencc^ veever had Italmo'^t
I

so fast Ihat it was really difficult to take jerked me bod ly out of that space raft
notes, and if one didn't lake notes, then
by the end of the day you were so filled
Cnpyiig(in97a Iher
with information that you began to lose
track. So on our flight Apollo 9 we — BsiKBl£V.Cft9«70t
decided to take along a little Sony tape
recorder that we could use to record,
by voice, information about ma|or
maneuvers, tests and results of main
engine burns, and things of that kind.
Jusl to insure that we didn't lose any
data, the policy was that we d change
the batteries foreach cassette. It turned
out that the battehes we carried were
adequate for about 1.8 cassette's worth
oflape, which meant we still had a set of The earth Irom space.
She tried to rekindle that sense
of wonder, of enigma of . . .

shoes, ships and sealing wax.

AND
WHETHER
PIGS HA5/E
WINGS
BY NANCY KRESS

Ahree men ate walk-


ing on the beach below; one of them will be
mine.
I stand at the top of the dune, my feet a
little apart, braced against the wind. Gritty

sand seeps into my leather sandals, and


my long blond hair whips around my face,
covering my eyes, then uncovering them. I

know how I look to the men below, in this

bikini-clad body the color of fresh toast.


Soon.
The lirst man jogs toward me. He is
perhaps 30, tall, dressed in jeans and a
bulky red sweater with the knotty bumps of
inexpert hand knitting. He moves easily in
loose, even lopes that smooth out the rocky
ground underfoot, humming an aria off key
Iknow he will not do. look away and he
I

jogs by with only one regretful look back


over his shoulder.
As the second man comes closer, I see
that he is quite young, still half child, and

PAINTING BY BOB VENOSA


that he is so absorbed in the book he is enjoy your vacation away from the office?" random moonlight my fur is white, except
reading as he walks tliat he hasn't noticed "Very nice. David, see If Mr Poole can for pink nose and ears and the glowing

me at all. He holds the book with both see me, right away in my office." bracelet where my paws become tiny pink
hands, fingers and thumbs splayed to keep "Certainly, sir" hands. can feel the absurd white cottontail
I

the wind from turning the pages. Over the "Louise, coffee for two," twitching behind me, rising with each hop
top of the garish dust jacket, an artist's "Right away, sir" and then falling as sit up on my haunches I

inventive misconception of a spaceship, 'Al — good lohaveyou back! So how was and use my hands to free the child from the
blackberry thorns, JHe gazes at me and
the boy's eyes are wide, pale blue, the the action at the Cape? Lots of sun?"
pupils dilated as they move intentlyback "Lots, Josh, what's this report I got from puts his thumb in his mouth. The shack
and forth over the page, I can't keep from Sam Lister on the oil deal? Who the hell behind us is silent.

smiling — certainly not him! came up with those cock-eyed figures on I twitch my nose al him, then my ears, 1

The man approaches slowly, from


third the rigging method, and why
new shoreline cover my eyes with my hands and peek at
the opposite direction. He is quite far away; were they ieaked to the press without him through the fingers. Slowly, reluctanliy,
I wait paliently the bracelet on my arm checking with me?" as if it is being dragged from him and he will
glowing not entirely in reflection of the sun- "I can explain about that, Al," regret it later, the child smiles. His milk teeth

set' over the ocean. He is looking not at tlie "I hope so. certainly hope so,"
I
gleam in his dark little face. twitch my nose I

sunset but down at his feet, picking his way "Let's go into your office. Can we — oh, again, pick a blackberry, and hold it out to
over the rocks, avoiding wetting his shoes here comes the coffee already Right on top him. It is hard and sour, not yet ripe, but he
can tell they are as always! Now, about the figures eats it. In the warm darkness his wondering
in the tide pools. Even
expensive shoes Italian? —
and that they
I


of
, , .
it,

the strategy was


— oil

gurgle carries clearly, sharp as a sword.


have been carefully chosen to match his
gray slacks and open-neck silk shirt. He The not quite three. He stands
child is "It's the environmentalist lobby, Al, that's

frowns at the rocks, lips together, his jowls a behind the tarpaper shack, barefoot on the the real stickler. Bunch of bleeding hearts,

bit too heavy and his eyes a bit too red. dusty ground, sucking his thumb. Small but they're organized, and they've got their

I

touch my bracelet and start down the votes. Danchell, tor one he needs the
dune, angling toward the line of high rocks support or it's no-go next election, after that
he will cross next. When he is on top of them Medicaid fiasco in his district. We can get
he sees me coming toward him, stops, our voles, too, of course no problem, —
waits. Cranston's in Washington now—but not
i The dull nonexpression on cheap. You gotta remember that with the
"I wonder if might borrow a cigarette."
I

My voice is husky low what think of as a — I the child's face, in his new process the whole shoreline is going to
purple voice. Such men always have end up a real mess, and everybody's hold-
dark dead eyes, doesn't
ing out for enough time to ride out the pub-
cigarettes.
He hands me wordlessly
the cigarette change until another sound lic yelling, carried those figures here,
I

his eyes appraising. They are light gray comes from the shack, the which is why the total might look a little high
startlingly pale against his tan, and very to you, but fixed so wouldn't to the audit
I it it

hard. take the unlit cigarette and drop it,


I
thud of fist on flesh and boys, comes to that,"
if, it

grind it on the rock beneath my sandal and bone, followed by a keening "Hew much shoreline are we talking
'

Etartto run, already changing. By the lime about. Josh? Exactly"


I

wail that dies away 9 On your map


am halfway down the line of rocks, perhaps "Twenty point six miles.
30 away from him, the scales have
feet from here to here. Ivlostly US Seacoast
already begun to appear on my legs and Wildlife Preserve a few small fry No prob-—
rump, bright green scales the color of new lem."
grass. dive from the end of the rocks, an
I

impossibly high dive for my starting posi- night noises, crickets and rabbits and the Picture three successive circles, inter-
tion, curving in a high arch and hanging sloughing of wind in pine, are drowned out locking but not by much. In the first lies the
there, suspended against the sunset as by the screaming coming from the shack. immediate sensory world or what you —

dancers of ballet the most beautiful thing "Lousy bitch!" think is the immediate sensory world. The

I have seen here seem to hang sus- — "No. no, Lew — God, Lew no!" warm rain on your bare arm, the elusive

pended before the downward plunge from "Lousy fucking bitch!" smell of lilacs, the bitter aspihn dissolving
their crackling leaps. By the top of the dive, The
child looks over his shoulder at the on your hung-over tongue. Your child in

my legs have already fused to tail, silver shack. There is a sore on the shoulder, ooz- your womb, your woman in your arms, your
green in its backward flip over my bare ing pus the color of rotted peaches. The feces in your bowels pushing downward.
breasts. I hit the water in a cloud of golden dull nonexpression on the child's face. In In the second circle lie the systems of

spray, then up again for my hair to writhe his dark dead eyes, doesn't change until your mind, social constructs for creeling
around me in the foam. 1 just catch his face another sound comes from the shack, the necessary order The Town Line Road,
in the nanosecond of change from shock to thud of fist on flesh and bone, followed by a Swiss franc. Holy fvlother Church, malri-
fear, and then dive again, my tail breaking
i
keening wail that dies away in more thuds. archal lineage, Napoleonic Code, Monar-
surface, clear against the flaming sky. This The child yanks his thumb from his mouth chy, democracy dictatorship, oligarchy,

dive is deep, cold, and strong, only the and starts to run, legs pumping and the communism, socialism. Freemasons, Dow
glow from the bracelet guiding me, until 1 babyish curve of his belly swaying from Chemical Company Boy Scouts, Black
surface in the power room, aboard ship, side to side, until he reaches the dark edge Hand. Created order, as opposed to, say a^
beyond the moon. of the wood. He runs info a blackberry -I- b^ = c^, which is merely discovered.
thicket, starts to yell, and then abruptly

"Good morning, Ivlr, Carruthers, sir. stops, staring back at the shack. The In the third circle lie the ambiguities, the

Twenty-sixth floor?" blackberry thorns grab his cotton shirt and questions without answers, the lonely pro-
"Please, Jerry" wet diaper, draw blood that trickles down vince of poets and mystics. You wake in the
"Good morning, sir How nice to see you his arms and dusty feet in thick, sticky night with the warm wind blowing the cur-
back!" trails. The child makes a low whuffling tains in the open window and turn over in

"Ivlorning, Louise. This the mail? I'll take it sound, eeehhh eeehhh, without hope. His the darkness. For a second you are aware
in with me." dull face still has not changed expression. of the blood in your veins, warm and full,
"Welcome back, Mr. Carruthers. Did you hop from a clump of ragweed. In the
I
and the strong beat of your heart against
and you think: Yes, but why? Rocky most of it, and wild— he'd been tion of the other young boy "Got ya!"
the sheet,
ebbs back in long waves, and thereonce on vacation. "Did not!"
before sleep
the question is forgotten. Forgotten, some- "Josh, you ever have something com- "Did loo!"
when seems too
times, until the very end, it pletely inexplicable happen to you,
some- "Did not!"
after all. Why here? Why me? thing you couldn't account for any way at "Bloodywelldidtool Lie down, you have
late to ask it

Why now? And after now^whal? What be- all?" to be dead!"


fore? And how? Misty questions, changing Poole lit a cigarette, gaining time while he 'Won't I"
shape even as you look at them, like the assessed the question. IE could be an "Will!" -_
bright swirls- of color on your inner eyelids oblique reference to some mistake Car- "Won't!"

that oome only from closing your eyes too ruthers had once made —
as a prelude to "Well, you goi to! Them's the rules!"

one of Poole's? The press leak? But he had "Won't! You m/ssed!"
hard. The questions children ask— some
who pause in the already pointed out or was the question "Did not!"
children, the children . . .

baseball game at dusk, chewing on the something else entirely some subtle way oi "Did too!"
maneuvering, of throwing him off balance come around the end of the wall, wheel-
soiled thumb of their fielder's mitts, to I

waich the stars come out and wonder. The so Carruthers could probe for any hidden ing a barrow full of iron ore. I am only as tall

third circle is fluid, shifting the "real" so intentions, weaknesses, overlooked as the wall and almost as old. Knotted
itself,

treacherously underfoot that it becomes threats? Or was an invitation, a first step


it gray beard, pointed brown cap, jerkin and
dangerous to move, and the best recourse toward an alliance against some coalition breeches covered with earth from the
is to stand still and wonder, letting the be-
Poole hadn't yet seen forming but Car- mines. Only the bracelet glows brightly—
lieved and the unknown dissolve into each ruthers had? But a man who needed an ally that and my eyes, fiercely blue in the wrin-

other. The circle itself may not even be was a second choice to be one himself. kled sea of my ancient face. stop pushing I

round. Always try to ally yourself with the already —


the barrow the rocks clink together softly
unshakable. in protest — and stare at the boys, who look

estimates
"Tyler maybemonths,
four five Finally Poole said cautiously "How do back at me without wonder
atthe outside. He'll put the money through you mean 'inexplicable,' Al? Did something "Bang!" shouts the first boy "You're
Mexico, no problem there. But it would be happen up at the Cape?" dead!"
is a forbidden indulgence to despair
best to be underway by October, if possi-
It

ble, because OPEC may be shifting its pol- The boys play at the edge of the moor.
icy then, according to what Mahjoub has Behind them stretches a plain of heather, Carruthers ignored Poole's counter-
been feeding us." before them a rainy pasture, tingling with question. "Just 'inexplicable'— in any
Carruthers leaned back in his chair. It green all alive-o. Between heather and pas- sense we're used to dealing with. Beyond
was a wing chair, one of a pair, hand-em- ture is a crumbling stone wall, two feet high, the way things usually behave."
broidered in the rich, discreet patterns of that was ancient five centuries before. Poole had had time to make a decision.
Jacobean crewel. With one finger he traced "Bang !" shouts one of the boys, waving a They didn't come any tougher than Car-
the 20.6 miles of shoreline on Poole's map. plasticmachine gun in the general direc- ruthers, any more ruthless; anything Poole
revealed about past mistaken perceptions,
past misjudged deals, would be too risky
He put down his cigarette and lifted the
coffee mug, aware even through his ten-
sion of its heft, Its expensive solidity

"No," Poole said over the rim, "I can't


really say that I
have, Al. Usually I
can find
the explanation for pretty near everything."
The two men stared at each other

I swoop down over the near-desert,


reaching the lowest point of my wide
parabola over a ranch house, then rising
again over the heads of dusty unnoticing
sheep. People run out of the open barn,
their heads tipped back toward the night
sky
"Did you see it, Dad? Did you? What was
it?"
The man spits into the dust. "Lighlnin'.
.""

most likely Heat lightnin


"Sure," the woman says, relieved. "Hotter
'n hell tonight."
"No, It wasn't, Dad! It was too . .
.
too
shaped. Like a silvery oval. It looked more
like . . . like aship."
The man snorts. "Too much comics,
boy!'
the woman says.
"Heat
"But yousaiv
lightnin',"
it had

"That's enough," the man says sharply
"We got work to do." He spits again, turns,
and walks back to the barn. The other two
follow, but see the boy look back over his
I

shoulder at the starry sky his face lighted


by doubt and longing and a suspicious
astonishment, and I am satisfied. The
Others will complain^no, never complain, alone by the flowerless grave, staring-down through me leveily, straightforward, utterly
but point out with gentle, relenliess at the raw earth. A shopping bag with string unshaken In her unwondering certainty
clariiy —
thai the power drain for this son of handles rests on the ground next to her; it Gabriel is right. There is not much time.
thing is enofmous, but I
am satisfied. Il is bulges with the disparalely shaped out-
worth it lines of powdered milk, cat food, and day- Carruthers turned his chair to face the
old sweet rolls. The woman is hot crying. window. The skyline was impressive even
"So we have two options, then," Car- Her face is set in the sagging lines of re- through fog, but he didn't see it Absently
once more all busi-
ruthers said crisply, signed defeat, curving troughs from nose his fingertraced the line of coast on Poole's
ness. "We can go ahead with the shoreline to mouth, like wobbly parentheses. She map, up and down and up again. Out the
project and make damn sure Cranston geis stands motionless, her wide knees a little window he saw ocean, ocean in sunset,
the Washington boys to shove the right pa- apart, not even waiting. Just standing. The and the impossible flash of a green-scaled
pers around, or we can let this one go to the tombstone says "John Alfred Reznicki." tail above bare breasts ringed with flailing
environmentalists with lots of hue and cry climb from behind the tombstone to on
I
blond hair and sea foam.
and rack up brownie points, cash, and vot- top of it and gaze down at her too, am I,
But how could be impossible if he had
it

ing positions for the big push on the Yukon —


middle-aged or would be if were totally I
seen it?
deal." corporeal, which I am very hard to
not. II is Carruthers knew he was not going mad,
Poole blinked. "But was
ever a question of
— I didn't think it hold the state between here and not Aiere, a
state intended only as transition, not pro-
was nol a man who stood in danger of
madness. He might easily stand in danger
"Those arethetwo options, Josh. And Vm longed exercise. Ivly bracelet glows franti- ofsudden coronary hypertension, kidnap-
the one who makes the final decision, right, cally and put my right arm behind my
I
ping, stroke, emphysema, gangland mur-
Josh?" His eyes chilled the room, light-gray almost-back. It is doubtful that John Alfred der, or lung cancer —
but not madness. He
ice. would have worn a bracelet. trusted his judgment; had proved too
il

Poole put down his coffee mug; a few The woman looks at me with steady eyes. good too often not to trust. In his judgment.
drops spilled over the edge, onto the teak They are dead-leaf brown, and they don't he had seen the impossible. Therefore, it

table"Of course. All" he said. widen or close or shift away watch her I
was He had seen
nol impossible. it.

"So you better get on the phone, Josh, closely. Nothing. But what else might Ihen be possible?
and plug your little press leak. The paper "Rosa," say gently
I
Jesus H, Christ what else might be pos-
will need a retraction." She continues to watch the tombstone sible?
"Yes. Right away" with detached, calm. It is not the calm of
"I hope it won't damage your network. Or shock; she is not in shock, but nearly am. I Uriel murmurs again about the power
anything." She i<nows there is nothing after death, drain, but not very seriously He knows that I

"Not at all, A!," Poole said genially back- knows it beyond needing to doubt, knows it know he will manage, somehow. And we
ing from the room. He backed into the door with every undeviating cell of her gray both know that this, however bizarre the
"You didn't make any premature per- mind, and so is literally incapable of seeing procedure, is a Major Project.
sonal investments in the land without telling what she knows does not exist. She looks Salvation is expensive. DQ
me. did you. Josh? Of course not."
"Of course not."
'Good. Get on it right away then," Car-
ruthers said.

Always the third circle slides down into


the second. The mysteries of faith harden
into the certainties of dogma; the revolution
becomes the new government; the scien-
tific theory habituates into the factual limits
showing why something else can't be
done. Wondrous, theoretical, possible,
probable, factual, expected, mandatory.
I point this out, yet again, to the Others.
They want something more dramatic and
definite, can tell; something more like last
I

time. Not this guerrilla warfare; hit and run,


hiding under this world's own debunked
mysteries to rekindle that sense of wonder;
of enigma, of things not absolutely com-
placently unarguabiy certain; that 'so it

desperately needs.
Look at what happened last time. say I

again. Afterwards. Anything loo oiganized


will defeat its own purpose. That's the

lieacherous genius of their minds: to codify.


Uriel murmurs assent; I can tell he
agrees with what I am doing.
But the time, Gabriel says. There isn't
much time. Look a! the physical state of the
world, even nowrWhat if you can't do
little

whatever il is you hope to do with all this


furtive sneaking about ...in time?
For answet; slip on the bracelet. It starts
I

to glow, and feel the powerful me.


I

"Let's face it Norman, this just isn't your day."


The middle-aged woman in black stands
thumb and poured the contents down his "No, I'm going to leave him there for to-

BEAUTIFUL
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 68
throat.
was an Old
"Sometimes wish," he said slowly "I
I

Individual. I'd like to have been


a guardian, like you. Will you have another
night. don't want to spoil our blueprint
I

perhaps we can talk about it again tomor-


row." He held out his hands, and Zodiac
been seni back to Australasia, to work ior ward when I'm dead?" took them. "Goodnight, young man. Sleep
the Fisheries Protection Board. After thai, Elifrowned. "Don't talk like that. First of well."
he didn't write to me so often. Inevitable, I all, New Individuals are the future, and
the When the boy had gone to his room, Eli
suppose, but we newer lost contact al- second, don't like you talking about your
I settled into a comfortable chair from where
togettier. We always said we'd meet again, own death. You're only eight months old he could see the moon through the trees on
but somehow we were always too busy
Then in '51, go! a letter from his employ-
I
now, with another 20 to go, and it's not as if
your life seems any shorter than mine
— the hill above the house, Clouds were
gathering, and a light breeze tugged at the
ers. He'd been badly mauled by a shark "I'm sorry" interrupted the boy "I know shutters, There would be a storm any min-
while trying to save a girl from drowning. what you say is true, I'm not thinking of the ute, Eli knew, for he had not lived in the
There was a lillle note from him enclosed, comparative lengths of our lives, just our Cotswolds for ten years without knowing
and remember It word for word. It said:
I
lifestyle. I'm enjoying my life, of course I
the weather patterns like an gid friend.
Dear Trusted Friend Eli, tookonasliarkthe I am. The New Way is better than the Old, but He felt tired. Every day was a long day
other day but my reflexes aren't wlial tliey In this changeover period think the guar-I with Zodiac. The boy only needed three
were wlien we were young. Only fight I've dians have a more satisfying task than the hours' sleep now, and in a couple of months
ever lost, but it's the last. Never mind, I've wards." he would need none. Before Eli was barely
had a good run, and they tell me the little nodded slowly "That may be
Eli so, but asleep in his own bed, the boy would be up
girl's going to be all right, tfiank God. want I the New Way is belter, and that's all that and gone, tiptoeing out to 18 hours of
you to have all my bits to do what you like matters to any of us. There'll come a time schooling. He was growing up fast, even for
with. Please look after Willy for me. He's a when I'm just a housekeeper to you — a ward, and was hard to believe was
it it

mean bugger, but good company I'd swear know, I've seenit four times already a time — only seven months ago that Joseph Par-
he understands more than he lets on. Can't sons, Secretary of the Fellowship of Guar-
write any more, old friend. Take care. So dians, had brought him a one-month-old,
long, Aubrey" Eli sighed deeply. golden-haired child who could hardly walk.
'So, wondering who or what on Earth Zodiac had cried because of Eli's whis-
Willy was, took a weekend return to Ivlel- kers, and Eli shaved them off there and
iAII four-dimensional objects
1

bourne and collected Aubrey's stuff — and then as a token of friendship. Two weeks
Willy His landlady told me rather sharply: are open-ended later the boy was beating him at simple
Gladtoseethebackofthe brute. Then she systems. Build a closed card games. Eli shrugged inwardly Even
melted and there were tears in her eyes. He after five baby wards, he still found it dif-
was a helluva man, l^r Blair, she said, an' a system and it will remain ficult to come to terms with the incredible

damn shame he's gone. She gave me the closed only for one unit of time. development rate and speeding metab-
written instructions Aubrey had given her olism of the new race But he envied no
After that the fourth
for when he was at sea. They were very man. Most Old ones, now in retirement, liv-
simple and typical of the sense of humor dimension will increase and blow ing out their lives in luxury in the cities, were
thatnever left him, noteven while he was in almost oblivious to the New Way taking
things apart.^
prison. They said: 'Willy eats anything, over Eli Blair had believed in it rightfrom the
'specially fresh meat. Pariicularly partial to start, right from the very first New child, and

humans. One human.' bite is fatal — to the blessed the day when the aggressors had
"I seriously considered tipping dear Willy obliterated themselves from the face of the
straight into the nearest furnace but kept earth and left the rest of the world to
thinking of Aubrey so relented and I when you're so far ahead that be the I'll scramble every way of life until they came
brought the beast home. He never took his child and you the adult. Give it a few more up with the answer that was the New Way
eyes from me all the way Customs was a bit months and you'll be happy with your side Humanity had dragged itself back from the
funny but called a friend in London and he
I
of the bargain." brink of oblivion and would never again pit
got me a license. It was only then discov- I
"Nonsense!" said Zodiac sharply toss- itself against itself, or against Nature. And
ered Willy's true identity He was extremely ing his golden hair. "You'll always be able to as soon as he was retired, Eli Blair devoted
rare and worth a small fortune. Aubrey must teach me something. You have the morals, his every waking hour to make it work. It

have known that, and it was his way of the knowledge, and the honesty only hope I had to work, because now there were no
thanking me for sticking by him all those we'll be able to retain it when all the guar- destroyers, only builders. And the New
years. should have sold him there and
I
dians are gone." children were the children of the builders.
then, but once I'd turned down the first "You will, boy you will. Don't you worry It's There was no particular point during his
offer, the next was easier. And the brute more than ever a technological world, but reverie that Eli Blair's thoughts became

looked at me all the time, at first sort of its good technology Benevolent technol- dreams. He had long been accustomed to
suspicious, but then swear was a secure
i it ogy The New Way will inherit the best of the taking a half-hour nap before setting out the
look, knowing, somehow. never know I'll —
Old the wisdom, the intellect, the indus- boy's meager (to him) breakfast and lock-
how came to grow fond
I of such a creature, triousness. Humanity will progress and ing up the house, and he slipped easily into
but I did," prosper forever, now that aggression and the light sleep of advancing years, his feet
Eli opened his eyes. "Eat your food," he greed have almost gone. If ironing out the stretched out, his hands loose in his lap.
ordered quietly then he closed them horrors in man's nature means a shorter But when he awoke he knew it was not his
again. 'Anyway, I've had Willy for ten years lifespan, though a no less full one, so be it. mental alarm clock which had woken him.
now, and reckon he'll outlive me. He's
I
The New Way is good." Eli's eyes bored into He looked out of the window the moon —
used to my ways, and me his. know what I
the boy's. "It's more than good. It's beauti had scarcely moved, so he had been

he likes sunshine, duck, hard-boiled ful, it's perfect." He glanced up at the asleep only a few minutes. What had dis-
eggs. wouldn't part with him now. I've got
I clock. 'And now ..." turbed him, then? Everything was still, save
an antidote fofhis poison, but don't think I "I know," sighed his ward, for a moment the rising wind, and he was on the verge of
I'llever need I've always been ullracare- it, the child again. He dutifully rose and drifting off when the disturbance reached
ful, and so have my wards. cleared away the table. "Can watch you I him again. This time he knew too well what it
Zodiac split a sachet between finger and caich Willy?" was, and he lurched drunkenly out of the
114 OtulN!
chair as the third agonized yeil from the yard, the whine of the engines just audible cerned has now been arrested. The pSt^
back of llie house penetrated tiis brain. Eii above the wind. Two figures jumped out, was accredited fit for consumption by
fiung open the door to see the boy writhing both barely bigger than Zodiac, but wards, but it seems the date had been
on the bed, ciutchJng at his middle. His broader shouldered. They rushed where EIJ falsified."

staring eyes saw nothing, and the golden directed (hem, swept the boy up in a "Oh, no!" Eli almost reefed back from the
hair was dark with sweat. stretcher, and were outside again before words. The old ways lingered on. You never
The old man threw a blanket over him ten seconds were past. One of them, a girl, knew when you might come across them, in
and fiercely punched out some numbers gasped, "Don't worry Waitfor our call," and a crowded street, in a back atley^there
on the bedside comm. the machine was gone, up and away like a were still fragments of the old self-interest

Immediately, a tinny voice: "Emergency" monstrous flying egg, over the trees, to the at large. Still people, ghastly nightmares of
"Blaif, two-five-nine-zero-G. Ambulance, nearest hospital specializing in the the past, who could, would, put personal
my ward ..." medicine of the New Way, gain before the well-being of the race. Eli
"Nature of emergency?" asked the un- Eii closed the door quietly and sat down Blair remembered the old ways, had been a
emotional electronic voice. in front of his desk comm. Now he had lime part of them, but those 16 days of cold,
"I think it's food poisoning." for the self-reorimination that had been unimaginable fear adrift in the North Allan-
"Patient's identification?"' building up since he had burst into tic had cured him for life. It seemed there
"Oh, for " Eli wiped the sweat from his
. .
,

Zodiac's room just a few minutes before. were still those whom it had not. Eli ached
eyes. No use arguing. "Zodiac, seven- For the next five minutes he set to the men- from the pain of "And Zodiac?" he said,
it,

Iwo-eight-W" tal task of taking himself lo pieces, under- hearing himself almost pleading.
"Wait please." standably but unnecessarily and it was "Don't upset yourself, Mr Blair. You musi
The next tour seconds seemed like four only the shrill tone of the comm which pre- be distressed, know, but your ward will
I

hours. Then the voice again; "Landing vented him from driving himself insane. receive the best possible care. We are
space^go. Availability go. ETA two min- — He stabbed open the channel. "Yesl doing everything we can.
utes. Blair, do not give anything to patient. A calm, young voice came through, then "I know. Thank you,
Dr, RosKo, You will lei

Keep patient warm. Keep calm. Confirm." the screen cleared Eli saw the face of a me know how he's doing?" Without think-
"Confirmed. Eli cursed the machine as
"
boy, not unlike Zodiac, but older, perhaps a ing, he added, desperately "Is there any
he dragged another blanket over the boy year old. "Mr. Blair, I'm Dr Rosko. Zodiac is chance of me seeing him. any chance at
Keep calm, it said! He cursed the pate. He comfortable now. but must leil you his
I all?" But he already knew the answer

cursed the peddler who had persuaded condition is very grave. Food poisoning is knew he could never enter a ward estab-
him iO'buy it. He cursed himself for his confirmed. He ate some p&t6 ..." lishment of any kind, where things moved
stupidity, and he soothed the boy's brow Eii nodded slowly "I know. Itwas my fault, 30 times faster than he knew, where the
with water from the tap by the bed. I
shouldn't have bought it." environment was as alien to him as the
The ambulance's siren blared from "Please, fvlr. Blair, there is absolutely no —
South Pole more so. For was only in the
it

above the root, and Eli rushed to the back blame attached to you Zodiac is our presence of the old ones, like himself, that
door in time to see it settle gently in the seventh case today and the peddler con- the wards slowed themselves down.
. " " . .

Amongst themselves they lived 30 times as counterrevolution, when medical services him''However the war had changed him,
and got 30 times as much done in
quickly ground to a halt tor a whole year. How trivial he would be a part of the old way until the
thesame time , .
it had all seemed to him then How he now day he died. Was it time to go now? Had
"I'm sorry Mr. Blair, you i<now it's not pos- regretted the callousness of his youth. All enough nature been instilled into
of human
sible You understand." these memories crashed so violently about the frames of the New children yet? Could
Elitool< tiold ot liimself. "Of course, Doc- his head he hardly heard the comm shrilling. they be trusted to breed on their own now
tor. shouldn't have asked.
I
Eli opened the channel carefully half ex- and not revert to the old ways? The New
"You are distraught, suggest you tal<e a
I
pecting ? But it was Dr Rosko
. . . children did not cry Jhey did not get angry
sedative and go to bed. will see to youI it "Mr. Blair," he said quietly, and Eli Knew. Yet they Idved with unbelievable strength of
.
are called if any change.
there's He knew from the face. The New ones will. Would this be enough to carry them

If there's any ctiange. Tine words rang in could not hide their emotions. They ma- through to the promised future? Eli Blair did
Eli's liead when the Doctor had signed oft tured in mind, but always retained the child- nol know. The New Way seemed to crowd in
comm and ish features He knew. on him, and he felt his age acutely His role
He switched off the stood up,
looking around the room as if it were un- "Mr. Blair, I'm sorry Zodiac couldn't make was ever-diminishing. The ambulance
familiar to him. He could no more go to bed il He died a few minutes ago. We did what drivers, the doctor, the emergency robot, all

than fly we could." New. Every day less Old, more and more
nodded. "I know that."
Eli New Eli knew one thing. He didn't want to
The night seemed interminable, To oc- "Will you be all right?" be the last. He didn't want to live out the

cupy himself, Eli closed the shutters and "I'll be all right. Doctor ring you tomor- I'll residue of his days like a dinosaur, a living
locked up the house, swept out the bed- row about the arrangements." the past that was hateful and waste-
relic of

rooms, tidied his desk. And he was now When the doctor's grave face had gone ful and best forgotten.

reduced to shuffling back and forth across from the screen, Eli Blair felt as if he was
the cluttered room, listening to the shriek- about to be torn apart. His rational nature Half-blinded by the pain in his head, Eli
ing wind mingling with his waking night- said the New Way was still the same. stumbled against the sink. There was no
mare. Thoughts of the past clashed with Things happen. His emotions were in tur- hesitation in the hand that slid the glass

dread of the future. He tried to shut out the moil. He staggered up out of his seat again, aside and fell slowly into the cool water. He
picture of the smiling, golden-haired boy drained of energy and wandered aimlessly steeled himself, closing his eyes. A second
who eagerly wolfed down the pate, but il about the room for a few minutes. Can go I passed. "Go on, you brute," he muttered,
kept coming back. Guardianship might through it again? The question demanded "you've been waiting for this chance for
seem the best job on earth, he thought immediate answer A two-year guardian- years." More seconds passed, but no pain
bitterly but here was the other side of the ship was short and painful enough, despite came. He opened his eyes and looked
coin. He had never been married, but now the calculated way it was cooled down to- down. Willy was listing slightly and had
tor the first time he knew what it must have ward the end of a ward's life, and Eli Blair turned toward the hand that intruded. The
been like for the thousands of women who was old. The New Way was perfect — he small black eyes regarded Eh angrily, but
lost babies at the height of the industrial had said that earlier, but was it perfect tor he did not move. Every few seconds, his
stout gray body twitched, and Eli suddenly
came to his senses The patel Willy too,
'
had eaten the p&l6. And he was in agony
dying Eli yanked a yard of traveling cable
from its wall housing and turned on the
power. A quick jab at the surface of the
water was enough. Willy would suffer no
more. Eli Blair, now totally alone, went and

sat at his desk.


The brief episode with the fish affected
him deeply. Somehow It brought back the
world he had almost discarded in his grief
He might laugh about the miracle later. But
now there was something to do. Dying was
too easy— killing Willy had made him
realize it. Dying was not the New Way

A few taps on the keyboard brought a


face on the screen. An Oid face. Joseph
Parsons had nol changed in seven months.
"Hello, Eli," he said. "I've been waiting for
you to call. The registrar at the hospital
called me a while ago. You know how sorry I

am."
Eli was lost for words for a moment. Then

he said: "Thank you, Joseph. Look, know I

this will sound harsh, but . .

"Eli, don't torture yourself. Go to bed, and


I'll be round with the papers in the morn-
ing."
Eli Blair couldn't stop the wry smile. "You
knew I'd call you, didn't you?"
Joseph nodded wisely. "Of course did. I

Once you've been a guardian, you can't


shake it been a guardian five
off. You've
limes. You ought to know by now .

"Yes," sighed Eli, "1 suppose ought. "DO I



more we find out about the universe the
irUTERVyiElAJ more amazing it appears to be. The British
be simply a matter of the nonavailability of
tacts. It may be, for example, that there's
Haldane once summed it up
physicist J.B, something about us that prevents us from
very nicely when he said that the universe understanding the mind. There may be
physics. Curiously enough, in the booK is not simply more fantastic than you think,
it
such murky depths in our nature that when
was being discussed as part of an aliempt but more fantastic than you can think, we begin to uncover them we iry to deny
at explaining precognition, which is the Omni: Is part of the problem the factthat we that ihey exist. Let's take the question of
abiiity some people are supposed to have are concentrating scientific and philosoph- morals and ethics. Now, if anything, tend
f seeing into the future. You see,
I

if precog- ical effort on the wrong things'' Alexander to feel that people are fairly neutral ethically
nition is possible — again I'm pretty skepti- Pope said that the proper study of mankind when they're and
born, that they become
cal — that must mean that signals or infor- is man, which should make psychology the "bad," so to speak, it's the environment that
if

mation of some kind can travel backward in most Important science. has corrupted them, But may be thai we it

time,which according to special relativity Good: Yes, and man is really a very conve- are, in fact, intolerably wicked and selfish
theory would be equivalent to particles
going faster than light.
nient size for studying, isn't he far more — and that psychologists, for the most pari,
convenient than quasars or subatomic par- refijse to recognize the evidence tor this
Omni: Does that mean that if one did dis- ticles. And yet one knows much more about when ihey stumble on Thai would lead to it.

cover fasier-than-light particles precogni- neutrons than one does about neurons. A a self-imposed brake on progress in the
tionwould then become possible? psychologist recently said thai our theoret- field.
Good: Yes. Absolutely Precognition would ical model of the human brain was roughly Omni: But for most people the central prob-
then fit quite comfortably into established parallel to the theory of the world that was in lems in psychology are the nature of con-
physics. And that, in my view, is perhaps vogue two thousand years ago, which said sciousness, thought processes, intelligent
the most exciting thing about iachyons, that the world was a traylike object sup- behavior, and so on. Is there any hope of
that they make precognition possible. Not ported on the back of three giant tortoises. making progress in these areas?
proved you understand, )ust possible. Frankly think he was fooling himself. The
I

Good: Well, yes, but not perhaps in the way


Omni: Physicists nowadays are working in iray-and-tortoise model was at least a that one imagines. suspect that our best
I

a frontier area where everything new is in- well-defined statement no matter how hope of getting somewhere in terms of con-
creasingly at odds with common sense. ludicrous it may seem ioday and don't I
sciousness, thought, and so on will be
Are things going to go on like this, just know of any psychologists who are in a when we can simulate these processes In a
getting more and more divorced from our position to make equally precise state- computer. When we get that far, half the
world of knowledge? ments about the brain, ludicrous or other- battle, perhaps even more, will have been
Good: One hopes not. It's more a matter of wise. won. Now, things have moved rather slowly
getting through a period of great complex- Omni: Do you see any signs of psychology in this field—the field of artificial or ma-
ity out of which one feels some overall
simplicity must emerge. But things are still
making any significant advances in the chine intelligence — in recent years. In the
near future? early 1940s, when was working on one
I
of
getting weirder and weirder. Take for Good: No, don't, but the problem may not the electronic computers,
I
first I
used to
example the very curious new material be-
ginning to come from the study of quasars
and black holes. Now, a black hole is one of
the more fantastic deductions from general
relativity theory which says that matter can "Dianetics gave me
just leave theuniverse through a sort of sink
in space. When there's enough matter in an understanding
one place it just collapses in on itself. And
once it does this the forces of gravity are so

great that not even light can escape from


of my own mind."
the region where the collapsed star has
gone. Now, not even light can escape that
if

means that there can be no communication Oim L


of any kind from inside. Thus from the point Find DUE for yoarsc^lf lUCIIK I
of view of what can be observed which is — Ipcd sa many people
all that science is really concerned with

the star now has only a metapliysical real- I was leading a life I

md no bnget felt ecxid


ity Very peculiar when you think about it.
I

hones! occuparion but that and my O *j_ T^ 1 '. T^^ •,


Omni: If the black hole sucks in everything
in its neighborhood, why doesn't this gravi- S"J. .o al.e a look ., m self
^^ ^^^ ^^' it. USB it,
tational pull reach out and pull in all the
universe in due course?
Good: Well, It can clear a good deal of the hccame a grip-a guy wl PublkatJons Organization
space around Itself and one would be ad- 4gJ3 Fountain Avaiuc. East Am
barely scraict Los Angeles, California 50029
vised not to get too close. Of course, not utfaceofwha ly pore I
everything gets sucked in, any more than
'

The I ing J goi af Dial ['orpu v~j


.ndingof.l
the sun sucks in every comet thai passes
more abc self and !
by But an awful lolofthings, some very big,
do end up inside black holes. Indeed, one
lan. and believe or not. th'e Mvcs of ^ers a


il
of the latest theories about the fantastic isicr because 1 read this book That's for sur
amounts of energy that are given off by cople idl me 1 don't get as med as easily ai
quasars is that they are really black holes pi... ""'"•"• ....»,.,„„
'If people really read and understand Dhneli
swallowing up stars and converting their
mass into huge amounts of energy as Ihey
do so. We've been talking here about very :ould T,
SaTufatnorguarsmccd or monrf back
large objects rather than very small ones,
but it all helps Eo make the point that the
have long conversations with colleagues nals there was an account of a rat that was up with that proof independently would I

about machine intelligence and its ramifi- caught in some kind of trap and chewed off consider him a budding mathematician.
cations, and thought not only that it would
I Its own leg in order to escape. That may not Omni: So originality at that level is clearly
be quite possible to have an intelligent ma- have been a pleasant thing for it to do, but il possible in a computer Presumably we'll

chine but also that we would have one fairly was most certainly an intelligent one. By expect more and more examples of this as
soon. In fact, twenty years ago predicted I the way, if you saw that kind of behavior in a computer science develops.
that it was afifty-fifty chance that we would —
machine ridding itself of one of its com- Good: Yes. Take chess. If you program a
have had one by now, was evidently a bit I ponents in order to increase its chance of computer to piay "anything more than the
optimistic. survival —
you would think exceedingly il most automatic game of chess, you're
Omni: A lot of peopie find it impossible to intelligent, going to have to program some moderate
associate the notion of Intelligence with Omni: By your original definition many ma- intelligence Into It. This is to allow it to get
machines anyway. Doesn't depend it chines would already seem to have some beyond the superficial aspects of the
enormously on how you define intelli- rudiments of intelligence. But there are one game, to find deep combinations, as
or two objections that people always raise they're called. And it's really programmed
if

Gopd: Of course does and most people's


it at this point. The first is that a machine can intelligently, it combinations that the
will find
objections are based on a view of intelli- never do anything .original, and the second programmer himself will have missed. Of

gence that says that it's something that is is that can't do anything that it hasn't been
it course, it's all quite logical in the sense that
[usl a product of a human brain, and there- programmed to do. To most people this a computer behaves in a logical way. But
fore, by definition, could never appear in a represents an unbridgeable gulf between the problem Is that humans have the notion
machine. But that is very naive. would I
computersand human brains. Do you see it that there is some noninduclive or nonlogi-
define intelligence as the ability to adapt as such? cal way of arriving at solutions — call it in-

successfully to a large variety of different Good: Not at all. Infact, it's very misleading sight if you like — that is somehow innately
circumstances —
to survive in a complex to say that a computer will do only what it's and uniquely human. A God-given thing
and frequently changing environment, tor programmed to. It sounds clearly right almost. And this is why they get so upset
example. According to that definition, men when they see a computer appearing to
and most animals are extremely intelligent. poach on their preserve. Another factor is
If one doubts that, merely point out that no
i that a lot of our own thinking is done at an
animal ever makes more than one fatal mis- unconscious level. And because we don't
take in its lifetime, and when you consider know how we think, we praise ourselves
how potentially fatal the world is, it's quite <i!f not even light can escape because of the immense subtlety of our
clear that all animals are highly adaptable, from a black hole there thinking, whereas in fact we're really prais-
and thus intelligent. ing ourselves for our own ignorance. This is
can be no communication of what makes so difficult to program a
Omni: Do you think brain size has anything it

to do with intelligence? any kind from Inside. Thus computer to do the kind of intellectual
Good: Oh yes. In fact the whale brain is from the point of view of what things that we do —
because we don't know
larger than the human brain and one won-
ders whether It's more intelligent or whether
can be observed science's — how we do them ourselves!
Omni: You're a front-rank chess player ,

it's merely because has so much of this


it only concern^the star has yourself. Computers are getting to play
additional work that it has to do, and there- quite good games, aren't they?
only a metaphysical reality.^ Good: Yes, they've improved a lot, particu-
fore needs a larger brain just for bodily
administration. We don't really know. It may the last two or three years. n fact, the
larly in I

be whales are very intelligent,


that best chess-playing program is now rated at
Omni: Are you at all intrigued or surprised "expert" level in the world chess rankings.
at the notion of communicating with ani- How rapidly things will move from here is
mals, like chimpanzees, and also John Lil- when you say it, but the question really is hard to guess. There may be a qualitative
ly's work with the dolphin, inconclusive whether a computer can do things that the difference between a player at "expert"
though it is, that suggests that the animals program has not predicted it will do. And level and one at "grand master", let alone

are capable of rather higher intelligence the answer is that most certainly can and
it "international Master" levels. But we shall
than we had suspected. indeed has already done so. Many com- see fairly soon. was present on one mildly
I

Good: Of course. And think one reason we


I puters can search around for the ideal solu- historic occasion when two computer ex-

didn't suspect it was just pure snobbery I tion out of a wide choice of possible paths perts who are also first-rate chess players,
advocated many years ago that we should and come up with a solution that no human Donald Michie and David Levy bet quite a
catch a small whale and try to train from it being has ever spotted. lot of money on whether a chess-program

the start to communicate with us think I Omni: Can you give us an example? would beat Levy in ten years' time. Well that
experiments have been done along those Good: Yes. There is the case of a computer ten years is just about up, and reckon I

lines. that came up with a very elegant solution to Level's going to escape, but only by the skin
Omni: But how far down the line would you a geometrical problem. The computer was of his teeth. A computer's already beaten
say that intelligence appears? How simple set to develop a proof of a simple proposi- him at blitz chess and given him some
an animal? tion: if you have a triangle that has two of its good games, tournament style. Inciden-
Good: It's hard to draw the line, and sup- I sides equal, then the base angles must be tally even if he does have a triumph, Ihinkit I

pose even an amoeba has some kind of equal. There Is a simple Euclidean proof, will be a temporary one.

intelligence, but we're talking about infor- which the computer ignored. Instead, it Omni: Are you saying that it's only a matter
mation processing rather than just some took a dramatically novel approach by flip- of time before a computer is able to wipe
form of instinctive reaction. Take the case of ping the triangle through 180 degrees and the floor with anyone, even world champi-
a fly, which, when you try to swat it, begins proving the proposition in a way that none ons like Spassky and Fisher?
buzzing around in an active way Presuma- of its programmers knew about. Anyone Good: If you're talking about the near fu-
bly has an innate hormonal mechanism
It observing the proof, and not knowing who ture, say the next decade or so, I'm not sure
that causes to fly round all over the place
it or what had generated it, would have said, thatwe know enough about chess to an-
when it's attacked. Now, doubt you would I "That is exactly the kind of thing that only a swer with any confidence. The question is,
call that intelligent behavior, but with the human could do," might add that it would
I To what extent do existing computer pro-
warm-blooded animals there's really no ar- only,have been done by an exceptional grams get their advantage by the tech-
gument. In one of the psychological jour- hurnan too. If one of my" students had come nique of exhaustive analysis of every pos-
ita OMNI
sJble move? Now this kind of biockbuslJng self, and one even gets to feel lost without it. there. What you now do is instruct this
approach over, say, three moves ahead, will What I'm arguing is that the advantages of bright new computer in the art of program-
make a very good player indeed, bul not forming this synergistic relationship will be ming computers and designing computers
one at "master" level, and may be that in it so great in terms of scientific productivity and make that its speciality or sole goal in
tollowtng present programming strategies that any aesthetic obiections lo it will be life, in that case would o_bviously be able
it

computers will be unable to form the deep heavily overruled. And at the same time,, to produce a better machine than you
plans that are the essence of really great the motivation to produce even more intel- could, a second generation of UIMs that
chess. If this Is the case, the front rank of ligent computers, capable of even more would be even smarter and that could im-
human chess players will never be beaten intimate cooperation will grow. mediately be put to the task of producing
by compLtlers until a totally different ap- Omni: And what comes then? the third generation, which would be stag-
proach lo computer chess is forthcoming. Good: One moves toward the concept of geringly better than their predecessors.
Now, personally, hope it is true that com-
1
the ultraintelligenl machine, or UIM. Now, And so Ihe process would go on, so tar as
puters will turn out to peak at master level, the UIM is a term use for a computer that
I one can see, indefinitely into the future.
for this will puta new kind of emphasis on could cope with every intellectual activity Omni: So you'll have the machines Improv-
developing genuinely intelligent programs. as well as any man It's not a science fiction ing their own intelligence at a rale that no
It will be a beautiful field of study that will concept by the way for there's been human could ever hope lo achieve?
have great gains to machine intelligence as enough advance in computers over the last Good: Yes, I'm afraid so. Of course, many
a whole. In fact, you might say that finding thirty years to suggest that sooner or later people now remark: "What about cre-
out how to program a computer to play a we will be able to program a computer with alivity? That'sgoing to be lost." The short
championship game of chess is one of the the overall intelligence, more or less, of a answer is that we tend lo overvalue a lot of
most important activities In science. man, It might be a pretty stupid man at first, so-called creativity Many operations that
Omni: Thai's a very challenging remark. but even that would be a tremendous appear creative at first are in fact routine
How do you justify it? breakthrough. Now people generally make when you know enough about them The
Good: Once we talk about computers that an objection at this point and say, "Why longer answer is that while the word crea-
plan things, even if only games of chess, bother to go to all this trouble and expense tion seems lo imply producing something
we're moving into a far higher and far more to make a machine of the same intelligence out of nothing, that's a fallacious interpreta-
exciting level of intelligence. Planning in- as a human when the world has already got tion. Creation almost always means putting
volves, in humans at any rate, the use of more than its fair share of humans''" It's also two ideas together in a useful, beautiful,
language, and in particular descriptions of far cheaper and far more pleasant to pro- and aesthetic way which is also to a pur-
things. Thus, it is almost ceriain that if a duce humans! This argument misses a pose. Once you see it in that light, you
computer is going to plan, it will have to be very important point— Ihat at double the realize that there's no reason why comput-
able to handle descriptions. And when you cost, or maybe less, you could presumably ers, once they get intelligent enough,
can handle descriptions, then the next produce a machine more intelligent than a shouldn't put together ideas in large num-
thing you can do is begin lo change man, even only slightly, and then you
it bers. All the computer then needs to do Is

ihem for example, by taking one descrip- would have a UIM. But things don't stop to discern which ways are useful, beautiful,
Son and reshaping so that becomes an it it

.analogous description capable of coping


with a different area of knowledge. And
once one achieves this kind of generalized
planning, one could hope actually, don't — I

know whether to say hope or fear that the —


computer will be able to begin forming sci-
entific hypotheses. At this point, we are
moving into deep water. Very deep water
indeed,
Omni: Yes, because we seem to be getting
into a realm in which the computer is be-
coming a real challenge rather than simply
an intellectual threat lo us. What are the
consequences of all this, and how are
people going io feel about it?

Good: People have always feared ma-


chines, for good or bad reasons, and
they're obviously going to fear highly intel-
ligent machines even more. But until they
become ultrRintelligent — I'll explain what I

mean by that in a moment — they're obvi-


ously going to be awfully useful to have
around, and we shall continue to cooperate
with them just as we cooperate with them
today Synergy is the word to describe the
relationship between man and machine as
it stands at present. We've already reached
the point where no scientist is really work-
ing efficiently unless he's in some synergis-
tic relationstiip with a computer, and this
process will inevitably continue and evolve.
After a while, a man working with his com-
puter will form such a close relationship that
forget he's using a tool, in the way that
he'll

one forgets one's using a tool when driving


a car. The machine becomes a pari of one's

and so on. By the way there's no reason in be impossible for us to resist the temptation sume these kinds of extensions of life
that
create them. Don't forget that it's not just couldn't in principle. But now a
be achieved
principle why a computer shouldn't be to

programmed with an aesthetic sense. traditional science that will benefit. Medical novel factor comes in. In ihe course of the
There've been one or two rudimentary ex- science will advance in the most dramatic extra decades
of life that, thanks lo the

periments already In one, a computer was way as well. Take longevity as a good UIMs, all humans now have at their dis-
set to measuring, in mathematical terms, example of something that most people posal, the UIMs will have been beavering

the relative beauty of a series of vases. And want to achieve. There's no doubt that even away and bringing about even greater ad-
then a group of art students were given a with our present understanding of vances in medical science, leading in turn
set of pictures of the vases and asked to medicine we're markedly increasing the to even more dramatic advances in life ex-

rank them in terms of their perceived beau- average human life expectation, but that's pectancy
ty It turned out that the computer and the nothing in comparison with what we might Omni: Is this all likely to take place soon
art students' ranks were fairly similar. Of hope to achieve with UIM's aid. enough to affect, say, people reading this
course, that's a very simple example, but Omni: In what way? interview?
the computer obviously has to walk before Good; Well the argument's an interesting Good; Well, yes. In tact it means that there

it can run. one. Let's take a child today who has a could be people reading this edition ot
Otnni: Butwhy should we want to do all this mean lite expectation of seventy-five years, Omni who could live to be a thousand! The
anyway? Let's say we're content to have the which is about the Western world's aver- point is, and it's a point that people are
computers as helpful slaves doing bank age. Now, that's assuming that there are no inclined to miss, that computers, once they
statements, airline bookings, and leave at it advances in medicine within this period of reach a certain level begin to flare out, and
make seventy-five years. Of course, one would their intelligence advances exponentially
that. Why bother to your ultraintelli-

gent machine at all? expect some to occur, so that his true ex- And with exponentially increasing intelli-
Good; That's a good point because raises it pectation of life is probably closer to one gence, their achievements increase expo-
the most critical issue of all. The reason we hundred years, depending on what the ad- nentially too. It's hard not to sound sensa-

would bother to make UIMs is because vances turn out to be. But some time in that tional about this, but it's a sensational con-

they will be immensely helpful in scientific period we can expect the UIMs to come cept.
work, allowing us lo advance our knowl- along, and one of the first things we will ask Omni: How long do you think will be be- it

edge universe at a rate that humans


ol Ihe them to do— apart from improving them- fore we have the first of the UIMs?
on own could never hope to achieve
their selves in the way that we've already dis- Good: My own estimate, which is a subjec-
They'll help us to form hypotheses, plan —
cussed is to put their talents to bear on tive one ot course, but which is also based

criticalexperiments, and then interpret the medical science. We would therefore as- on my conversations with people working in
result of the experiments. They'll even be sume even greater advances in human life machine intelligence, is that there is a fifty
able to help us formulate new tfieories to expectation as a result— say jacking it up percent probability that we have UIMs will

explain our experimental findings. The to one hundred twenty or thereabouts This by the year 2000. But things are changing
gains to science will be so great that once isn't just fantastic guesswork incidentally; so rapidly in computer science at the mo-
one has the potential of making UIMs, it will human biologists have no reason lo as- ment that that could be a conservative es-
timate. And once they arrive, things begin
to move and change extremely quickly
Whether favorably or unfavorably depends >

on one's point of view, but it can be said with


absolute certainty that the world will be
transformed.
Omni: Could you give some examples?
Good; The most spectacular will come as
the result of advances in vahous fields of
science. We've mentioned medicine al-
ready, but one shouldn't forget psychology.
Perhaps through computers we shall come
to understand ourselves for the first time.
And then there's other things like climate
control, vastly increased food production,
an end to political squabbles, perhaps
even to war
Omni: How could the Ul Ms help to prevent
war?
Good; Well, once wrote an article on the
I

social repercussions of computers, and in


it 1 suggested that there was a real possibil-
ity that both Russia and the USA might

working quite independently of course


produce UIMs and that these would com-
municate via satellite and join together to
form one supercomputer that would then
proceed to run the world. first put forward I

this idea, I now recall, in 7/ie Scientist


Specuiates and the theme was picked up .

in an SF novel called T/ie Forbin Project. It


became a movie too, believe. Anyway theI

point was that the enormous processing


speed of the two computers allowed them
to communicate with each other very
rapidly and this effectively fused their iden-
tities. Part of the reason that people fail to
. —

comfTiunicate properly is because they UIMs, within a few decades we will be able have had the UIMs far, far longer than we
;ommunicate so slowly, and if they could to populate the solar system and beyond —
had thai we would see ourselves sud-
:"iy communicate more rapidly they would with spacecraft. And they will also have denly as savages and go down on our
Mnieve a greater sense ot identity In fact, noted, on the basis of our past record, that knees simply begging to join. Of course
c go so Jar as to say that the reason we we are an extremely aggressive species there's a third possibility, , and that is that
jdink that we are each individual beings is and one that might be doubly dangerous their UIMs won't bother to approach us at
because the subunits of the brain com- with UIM support. For this reason, think it I all, but will simply be interested in contact-

municate with one another quicker than the extremely likely that either just before or just ing our own UIMs. Then it would be the
brain as a whole can communicale with after we achieve the UIMs we will find our- UIMs, rather than humans who would be
other brains. This has unfortunate conse- selves contacted by extraterrestrial life, invited to join the Cosmic Clubl
quences. The heads of the USA and the with or without its own UIMs, Omni: That's a very eene thought, and it
USSR, for example, no matter how badly Omni: What will happen then? makes one wonder whether you are basi-
they may really want to "unite," are limited Good: There are lots of possibilities, but the cally pessimistic or optimistic about the
to communicating with each other at a max- most likely is either that they will destroy us kind of future you have been depicting?
imum of one hundred fifty words a minute, before we get too powerful or that they will Good: Well, depends on how you view
it

and that, you see, will always keep them inviteuslojoin themin what like to refer to I
things. suppose one might be optimistic
I

psychologically distinct and separate. as the "Cosmic Club"^a galactic associa- about anything that intervenes to prevent
They can't communicate fast enough ever tion of the most intelligent life forms. Per- mankind from destroying itself in a nuclear
to feel like "identical beings," but comput- sonally I think extremely unlikely that Ihey
it war, and I think that it's possible that the
ers could and hence might end up saving will wipe us out, forif there is a Cosmic Club creation of the UIMs is the only way in which
the world from war. There are other pos- of the kind mentioned, it will have achieved we can hope to avert that kind of disaster.
sibilities, and the way like to express is to
I it a htgh level of social stability and very firm But then we're faced with a new problem
say that the best way to prevent the hydro- internal rules and regulations. It would cer- the UIMs themselves and how they will view
gen explosion is to get the information ex- tainly need be solidly against aggres-
to mankind. They may of course supersede
plosion first. So it's the UIMs or the bomb. sion, otherwise would have destroyed it-
it us intellectually so decisively that we be-
Take your pick. self, and except in the most exceptional come redundant, and as is well known, a
Omni: It's not hard to decide if those are the circumstances it would be ethically too ad- species that becomes redundant withers
only alternatives. But are they? vanced to destroy another intelligent civili- away and dies. And so were caught in a
Good: They're the most obvious. But there's zation. It's much more likely that the aliens strange kind of dilemma. Personally think I

another interesting way in which the UIMs will appear and say to us: "Come on now be we'll resolve it by creating the UIMs. once I

might help to save us, and that is by bring- sensible. We have much more power than remarked that the ullraintelligent machine
ing us into contact with extraterrestrial life. you. Here are the rules of the Club, why is the last invention that man will need to
On the whole, I'm skeptical about UFOs as don'tyou join it and obey them?" And think I make, so clearli^ it's also the most impor-
such, but at the same time have to admit I we'd be so astonished and so overawed at tant that man cou^d make. I can't see us no;
that it's rather ridiculous to deny the possi- their power —
because after all they would making it, can you? DO
bility of extraterrestrial life. I believe, with
the majority of scientists, that there is intel-
ligent life, if not in our solar system, at least
in our galaxy There are about ten to the
eleventh power [ten trillion] stars in our
galaxy and about ten to the tenth galaxies
inthe universe. Not much is known directly
as to whether any of these have planetary
systems, but it is known that many are part
of multiple systems and very often they
may be double stars. The fact that so many
multiple systems exist is pretty strong
prima facie evidence that there are even
greater numbers of planetary systems. It's
quite unthinkable that life hasn't evolved on
enormous numbers of these, and in many
casesit would be stupendously in advance

perhaps
of our own. But this isn't the only
noteven the principal, reason why believe I

there are extraterrestrial entities use the — I

word entities advisedly— and why we may


be contacted by them before loo long. The
reason is because am so convinced that I

the ullraintelligent machine will be pro-


duced. You see, once you get UIMs, space
Travel will become child's play
Omni: So its we who'il end up contacting
the aliens rather than the other way around
Good: Not necessarily. Don't forget that the'
aliens will also have UIMs indeed they —
may even be UIMs the. logic of everything
if

Ihave been arguing is valid and they will —


have been observing our presence and our
evolution rather closely They will certainly
have noted that scientific advances on
earth have been extremely rapid recently,
and they will realize that once we have
, " " ,

ing. Even if they found the extra hot ma- had come just before the scheduled meet-

HOLE THING
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 10
chinery
West
in

Valley
that
even
abandoned waste dump in
they could make a con-
nection to the now-demolished warehouse
if
ing with the President's chief of staff.
thin man who faced him as the elevator
doors opened began immediately:
The

and Klaus have already left, and my flight in Kansas City, they would still have noth- "Bryce Ellis, General. Executive Protec-
leaves in 15 minutes." ing; come to a dead end. tion Service. We've found your missing
"Bless you. Rudi May your future be joy- Yes, Emil was quite confident that the toys, or rather, they found us!"
ous," conspirators were untraceable, in the af- The General froze in mid-stride and
The elderly genlleman smiled as he termath of the world-shaking event, there nearly bit through t'tie tightly rolled Havana
broke the connection and then punched a would be very few, very cold clues. in his mouth. Visions of concentric circles

familiar number. When this call was an- Granted, almost a hundred people had flashed through his head, radii of total de-
swered, he instructed his chauffeur to meet played some part, but only nine had known struction, secondary destruction, lethal
him at the airport. "There is no urgency what the ultimate purpose was, had han- radiation levels. He was surprised at the
Franklin. I shall be waiting in the lounge." dled the crucial, identifiable stages. calmness "My God! Here
of his reply . ,

Emil Kainnen returned to his seat and He was less successful at inhibiting his ah, the devices have been deactivated, I

ordered another drink. He knew that he had throaty laugh as he thought about the reac- take it?"

over an hour before his driver could arrive tion that would follow release of the pic- "Sure, General, no sweat. Experts have
from his Maine summer house on Sebago tures — but the bar was almost empty and been standing by
,"
for weeks, ready lo fly

Lake— especially now that he had told no one noticed. Ah. yes. he thought, the anywhere, but. . ,

Franklin not topush the vintage Rolls. When photos.What would all those bright young Winsor stared in the direction indicated
his second drink arrived, he nearly chuck- men make of ihem'^ Ordinary Kodachrome by the Secret Service agent, momentarily
led aloud at how his physician would dis- from the English factory purchased in . .
.
speechless. Men and exotic equipment
approve of the second cocktail, if Dr Tan- Kenya ,exposed in Kansas under
. .
surrounded two unlikely objects. The Gen-
ner only knew, notthat he ever would, of the fluorescent lighting with theCanadian 50 eral held his cigar weakly in his right hand.

strain that he had been under these past Hz frequency developed in Brazil
. . . . .
"Pianos?" he managed to croak,
three years— the years since he had first and mailed to newspapers from 15 Ameri- "Yeah," said Ellis, as they moved closer.
heard of the fizzled tests and conceived can cities. Ah, yes, a picture is worth a "For the State Dinner tonight. Two pianists
Operation Shock Treatment. And he knew thousand words. were going to entertain. Naturally those
thai some earnest young men would be musicians know nothing, the music com-
pany knows nothing, the delivery people
around to see him sooner or later After ail,
there were not many multimillionaires of his
General Winsor ignited his fifth cigar of
the day as the elevator descended to the know nothing

political persuasion. But the young men White House basement He was more cuh- "But how could terronsts?"
would discover nothing, could prove noth- ous than irate at tfie urgent summons that "Oh, it doesn't look like terrorists ... or
even foreigners One of the press aides on
the First Lady's staff is missing, and be-
sides, the message is pretty clear"
Winsor's eyes followed the agent's point-
'
grand pianos, it
ing finger Inside the gutted
was neatly printed on each bomb casing:
"Give Peace a Chance." The General had
thought that he was beyond shock, but his
numbed brain continued to assimilate de-
tails. Each device had a new liming mech-

anism, and both digital clocks read'


000:00. He also noted that all eyes con-
verged, not on the original casings, but on
the slate-gray narrow metal boxes that
rested beside each device, "But how could
somecrazypeacenikgroup?" he muttered.
"Not so crazy" said Ellis. "Those people
were very slick, and very much to the point.

The specialists here are pretty sure that the


uranium plutonium
, , . , , , whatever, is in

those lead boxes,"


"Can't be," Winsor replied. "The fission-
able slugs wouldn't fit in," As all the implica-
tions came together, the General paused,
"Ivly God, the technology required to re-

shape that stuff safely is



He was interrupted by the crackle of a
walkie-talkie. "Roger, The President's out of
range. Open the boxes,"
Four men in silvery gloves, which
seemed to outweigh the hands that bore
them,moved to comply
"What the hell are—" Winsor sputtered
into the tense silence.
"Even read Isaiah or Micah, General?"
Ellis asked softly
"What?The Old Testament prophets. ." ,

"Yeah. Plowshares, General. Plow-


shares." DO
. .
.

than it was for everyone else. this tape Hope drained from him, he fought

WIND
CONTIMUED FflOM PAGE SA
The
course.
transit system was crowded, ot
Some people were considerate,
back the tears. To worli so long,
much hope into one day
to put so
. .

others not. Dan was .alternately l^nocked The countdown started Ten . . . nine . .

tor anotlier 50 years, perhaps 1000. It was down and helped up, abused and con- what's this? eight seven
. , . . , , ... not a
so far in ttie future it really didn't matter. soled. He never went out much these days, slalom, not a course at all . , . six . , - five ,
,

Ttiose were much simpler times. didn't have to. The transit system was un- this was a man skiing down the side of a
In Montreal the ottier line played out. The derground and thoroughly sealed.To ven- mountain . . . four .-.-three . , , not just any
XXI Summer Olympics were held tliere that ture outside without a suit was suicide. The mountain . . . two . . . one . . . Everest. Starl-
year. An interesting ev&nt took place A stadium was domed and fully enclosed. With wild abandon, he pushed off the
small girl from Romania scored 20.000 on Dan followed the signs towards his as- face of the mountain. The ground dropped
the uneven parallel bars, A perfect score. signed seat. It had taken 15 years of com- out below him. He was flying. He hit per-
Perfect. Thatmeant that no human being petition to work his way this far Years of fectly, going faster than he'd ever gone be-

could ever do any better Perfection. She hard vrork and constant training. He might fore. Wind whipped his face, tore at his
also scored 19,950 on the balance beam. be too old, his body too far gone, by the goggles. There wasn't another human
That was not perfection, but very nearly so. time the next Olynipics rolled around. being for miles. This was freedom, truly
Perfection and Imperfection cross on the He tottered by his seat for a moment, freedom, The snow crunched under his
graph. They move on. looked out over the sea of faces, the sea of skis, the sun hung brightly overhead. Twist
Through the '80s and the '90s the skies dreams. Flags and banners hung in the still to the left. Over that mogul, knees bent,

grew as the one line plunged down-


darl<er air. Music echoed throughout the stadium, land, pole,fasternow. A bird wheeled in the
ward, sleeper every year despite futile at- mingjed with the murmur of hopeful voices. incredibly blue sky He was laughing, tears
templs to slow or reverse it. Earth was Dan unstrapped his brace and lowered ran down his face, were whipped away by
going to hell in a bucket. webbing of the chair He
himself into the the wind. He was yelling, screaming out of
The other line was peaking; ilwould.soon picked up the harness of wires and started purejoy He let his arms swing wide. He did
start to turn and follow the other towards crazythings, little dance steps on the snow.
oblivion. But Ihere were marvelous peal^s. The cold airtorethrough his body stung his
While the majority of the people on Earth nose, burned his lungs. He loved it.

were either too fat or too hungry, a few were And down he flew, faster, faster. He could
reaching spectacular heights. Through do anything, he could do everything, He
good and bad years the Olympics were ^Dan raised his hand, brushed dodged the rocks, flew over gaping fis-
held \\ke clockwork. Records were made sures. He lived, for once in his life, he lived.
his cheek with
only to fall immediately Perfection seemed Topping a ridge, he flew into space, turned
to be almost within grasp.
the brace, it was tight-weight, a somersault while laughter rolled from his
Monitoring of athletes became manda- gave support where belly from his soul.
tory. A wafer-thin transmitter no larger than Coming off the steep face of the moun-
it was needed, was flexible
a small com could transmit muscle move- tain, the slope leveled off, trees started to
ments, brain waves. It was possible to re- where it had to be. appear Trees. He startled a deer, flushed
cord the totality of a record effort. II was a A monument to mankind, some birds. Deer. Bird. Living animals. He
good thing it was done, for soon there crested a hill and could see the finish line

would be no records. better than Hoover dam. 3 below him, a small cluster of people.
Deficiencies took their toll. Food addi- As he approached the finish line, he
tives added more than vitamins. Harmless came out of his speed crouch, slowed,
things turned out not to be harmless at all looked over his shoulder The incredible
Drugs and background radiation had ef- mountain lay behind him, above him. He
fects thai didn't show up for several genera- to -attach the electrodes. His hands were had done it, conquered the unconquera-
tions. That line turned sharply down. sweaty and he checked each connection ble, The green things and the living things

When you have something that's goad, three times. Then he went back and and the snow and the clean air all closed In
you hold onto it. You don't let it go. checked them again around him at once as he crossed the finish
The Olympics were good but there were ,
The machine he faced was a standard line and was hugged by the spectators.
no athletes left. Only the records remained model, not externally much different from He opened his eyes and found the
of past achievements. So they were used. his own. Yet this one simply monitored; woman In the next chair was hugging him.
Electromyography EMG. The production there were no feedback mechanisms at all. He was hugging her A quiet hush blan-
of a graphic record of the electric currents You had to follow the motion of the figure on keted the stadium. An old man behind
associated with muscular action. the screen by yourself, matching muscle them was softly sobbing, Dan looked atthe
Electroencephalography EEC. The pro- impulses to movements. woman, a stranget^ a friend. Her eyes held
duction of a graphic record of the electrical Dan hoped they would select a tape of thewonderofthethingsshehad seen, that
activity of the brain, one of the runs he had practiced. It was the they had seen. He pulled her tightly to him.
Hook a person up to a machine. Measure only way he felt he had a chance. Some ot She grabbed his ruined arms with her bro-
his responses to a situation and compare them he could almost run with his eyes ken hands, Tears flowed down both their
them to those of another. closed. There was a fairly good chance that faces, mingled together as they brushed
Forget that he can't move He has no they would, since there were a limited their cheeks. They were lost people, hope-
iegs. no amis, no hands, i-le iives his lite in a number of tapes available. He had prac- less people, but they had found something,
brace, in a basinet. Forgetyou did this thing ticed most of them. shared something very important.
to him. Forgetyou tooK away the snow and An amber ready light flashed on his Give a label. Call it hope.
it

liy down it. Give him something


his abiiity to screen and he punched a button to indi- if man can do this, man can do anything

tohold on to. cate he was all hooked up and ready to go. Hold on to what you can.
Do what you can. A national slogan. He waited while others in the stadium He helped her into her brace, she helped
Saturday The skiing competition. There checked, their electrodes for the last time, him. Itwasawkward, they were clumsy with
had been no snow outside the arctic re- punched their buttons. each other It didn't matter Turning, they
gions for longer than anyone alive could The screen flicked into life, credits rolled both kissed the old man behind them,
recall. Dan made his way to the stadium. It past. He hardly noticed, a sick feeling grew touched hisface, his smile. They didn't wait
was a difficult trip for him, but no more so inthe pit of his stomach.'Heftad never seen to see who won, It wasn't important. DO

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ior of malerials and for biological, medical, in FY 1975 to £290 million two years later,
and environmental research. the staffs rose to only slightly over 100, a
POLITICS Thus, say many solar energy advocates, small increase from prior years. Even now,
past as well as present efforts to utilize with a budgel ot more Ihan $400 million, Ihe
llior of a Slanford Reseaich Inslituie sludy solar energy have been thwarted by eco- situation has not changed appreciably.
done for Ihe Energy Research and Devel- nomic biases. As one government source Underslafling has resulted in disjointed
opmenL AdmJnislration {ERDA), DOE"^ put "The high priests of nuclear have little
li' priorities, overen^hasizing large-scale
predecessor. He told a congressional sub- use for solar because is a direct threat,"
it technology lo the detriment of smaller-
commiltee looking into-the cost of nuclear Moreover, unlike competing energy scale appiicalions. "If you have a lot of
power thai "the basic political issue is sources, solar energy has been unable to money lo spend but a limited staff, it makes
whether we are going to pay the penalties reap the financial benefits of scores of sense to find a few big contracts to spend it
of being dominated by a highly centralized highly paid lobbyists, and il has not profited on," said one solar staffer. "Solar is ideal for
nuclear future or whether we are going to (rem the approximately $130 billion spent small business, yet there is a continual bias
make a very different kind of social issue of by the federal government over the past 60 toward large corporations It makes things
a Solar future Decentralized solar en- years to subsidize conventional energy easier administratively Department of En-
'

ergy and soft technology paths have pow- sources such as oil, gas, coal, and nuclear, ergy officials concede that only 17 percent
erful sociocultural advantages, and they according lo a 1978 study of the solar heating and cooling demonstra-
'
"shape our future in a direction that is more Solar energy's competitive disadvan- tion budget goes for small business.
humane." tage is compounded in that producers of "We have 'aerospace company'
this
The Stanford report went on to say, "Thai fossil fuelsand nuclear power get special mentality permeating the whole solar en-
question cannot be separated from a fun- help for financing, laxes, and insurance ergy business. [Yet] a large fraction ot Ihe
damental reassessment of major priorities along with rate structures thai mask the really exciting low-cost solarenergy ideas
in our society and of our basic beliefs about cost of new generating plants by averaging have been coming out of very very small
man's place on ihe planet and in Ihe them with less
expensive, older lacilities. enterprises," Theodore Taylor, ptiysicist
universe— belieis upon which our priorilies and author of a Rockefeller Foundation-
depend. The issue of acceleraling a shift lo sponsored study on solar energy told Ihe
solar energy and other renewable energy subcommittee. He used as an example a
supplies is no! a matter ot technological small Florida company that had submitted
and economic factors alone, il involves the a $1 7,000 bid to DOE for an irrigation solar
fate and future of industrialized civilization" ^Given the "paper gap" pump the company had already built. No
(emphasis added). fijriher research was needed, Six months
Since 1952, when the Paley Commission that exists between the solar later the company was informed that Ihe
recommended to President Truman that an and nuclear programs, contract had been given to another com-
aggressive effort be made to develop solar pany for $70,000. When they called DOE to
it's, clear that solar technologies
energy, other government and private re- ask why they were told, "Your project didn't
ports have reiterated that suggestion, say- will contribute only have any R & D in it,"
ing thai solar resources could provide a minimaliy to the country's The "aerospace company" mentality is
substantial portion of this country's energy due in part to DOE's administration by
needs "if an aggressive effort were made"
future energy needs.^ many former officials of Ihe old Atomic En-
or if, as CEQ put it, "our commitment ... is ergy Commission. It is not surprising, there-
Sirong." funds will be
fore, that Ihe majority of solar
Unfortunately, "commitment" and "ag- spent on high cost, high technology cen-
gressive effort" mean money. And solar en- tralized systems with long-term research,
ergy has traditionally been the stepchild of development, and demonstration needs
the U.S. energy program, receiving less Solar equipment is never averaged in. In- similar to those of nuclear power.
than one five-hundredth of federal energy deed, a solar user may even be penalized "The fsolarl research program has em-
funding. Even this year's budget, up sub- by his or her ulilily because their need for phasized large central power slations to
stantially from solar's initial $10 million fund- gas or electricity has been reduced produce solar electricity in some distant
ing level six years ago. is still considered (utilities have traditionallycharged small and has largely ignored small solar
future
conservative. "Unforlunately the Depart- users a disproportionately higher rate). devices for producing on-site power," wrote
ment of Energy has tailed to move forward Many solar energy advocates and ad- Science, "The massive engineering proj-
aggressively in the solar program, as man- ministration chtics believe that if the same ects designed by aerospace companies,
ilested by an extremely conservative solar and money were brought to solar
spirit which dominate much of the program,
budgel for FY 1979, Indications are that power that 15 years ago were applied to seem to have in mind Ihe existing utility
Phase Two of ihe National Energy Ac! space exploration, the remaining problems industry —
rather Ihan individuals or corh-
(NEA) will not give solar energy the sub- of solar technologies could be solved munities —
as the ultimate consumer of
stantialboost it deserves," said the Con- within a decade. As Hayes put it, if as — solar energy equipment."
gressional Solar Coalition in a March 31, President Carter says —
the energy crisis is The bias within DOE toward large-scale
1978, letter to President Carter, "the moral equivalent of war," couldn't the projects is also reflected in the way the
Solar and nuclear energies continue to financial equivalent of a Trident subma- budget is divided among various technol-
compete for the same federal dollars, with rine — $1 billion — be invested in safe, be- ogies that produce the same end use. For
nuclear energy winning substantially over nign answers to that cnsis? example, $274.8 million was allocated in
the years. Since World War II, the federal In addition to being underfinanced, the FY 1979 for solar electric application, in-
government has spent more than $1 00 bil- solar program is also severely under- cluding $28 million toward the huge $120
lion for the development of nuclear energy staffed DOE's top officials, along with the million "Power Tower" in Barslow, California.
and nuclear weapons, Of this, more than Office of Management and Budget, which In contrast, all nonelectric appiicalions re-
$1 7 billion has gone directly to civilian and controls staffing, have kepi Ihe solar staff ceived less than half that amount ($108.4
naval fission reactor development, [Con- small. An internal review of solar progr^n million).
ventional nuclear reactors owe a great deal management (received over protests of The power tower is a ten-megawatt pilot

to submarine reactor designs.) The $1 7 bil- DOE officials by the subcommittee inves- plant surrounded by a large field of opti-
lion does not include the nearly $9 billion for tigating the solar program) found that cally perfect mirrors that follow the sun all
fusion and physical research on the behav- though funding increased from $50 million day and reflect its rays to the top of the
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tower A boiler is used lo produce steam ii I I I


line months earlier had besn
and, in turn, electricity. Tlie high-tempera- --1 rr iMrd nuclear energy,
ture power tower has only IDng-range (jsh olar program by 8Q,
— applications
I
J I

some say unlikely in the pM( ril r^r ^hF='^d of- any other energy
Southwest, but "intermediate" temperature been Hvoided liiJ EEDAand the DuDd.-
systems can be used throughout the U.S. veloppd a dc tailed piooram btifoip initidt Jimmy Carter r-^ad.^ the pubiic opinion
Yei as Denis Hayes told the House sub- inq ttie project GaO ^aid polK a clo,.el^ as :iiiy president in recent
committee, "Less than 10 percent of the Referring to the DOD prnjeLt
and other history His dpci^inn to increase the 'solar
end-use energy consumed by the Ameri- squandered solar funds, Hayes told the budget and to launch both an interagency
can economy is in the form of electricity. To subcommittee that "sometimes federal tn- review otfederal solar programs and a pre-
gel that 1 percent, we consume almost 30 slitutions have thrown away incredible sentation of options for accelerated solar
percent of our fuels, converting into it amounts of money on some of the mosi use seems to be a direct result of public
elcciriciiy [Thus] there is a dispropor-
. .
inept purchases have seen." I opinion. The final report of the Domestic
[lonaie emphasis on solar electric technol- Hot only is there little management con- Policy Review (DPR) was to have been re-
ogies within the Department of Energy's trol in the new DOE solar energy program, leased October 15, after we went to press.
R&D budget, and in that category far loo but according to a majority of the more than Early drafts of DPR documents, however;
much emphasis on gigantic projects, the 25 witnesses who appeared before the were greeted cntically by informed obser-
power tower being the most notable exam- House Government Operations subcom- vers. A combination of public interest
ple and far too little on decentralized solar mittee last spring, there groups produced
is disorganization, their own counter
applications.' "if notchaos," in federal solar programs. Yet domestic policy review, hoping to influence
Many solar advocates, like Representa- DOE was created expressly because of the the president lo accept more ambitious
tive Ottinger, are fearful that "the solar elec- need for coordination and effective man- goals for the solar program, But as of this
tric program is going lo get eclipsed by agement of the vast array of federal energy writing, was unclear how successful the
it

being dumped in with long-term, high- programs, including solar initiatives. effort was going to be.
technology nuclear projects. Helll Solar Congressional and environmental critics Perhaps turning on People Pressure for
electricity [from decentralized, photovol- agree that the mandate to give solar energy solar energy is the answer lo solar's survi-
taic celisl should be cost effective in the top priority in the nation's plan to become val as a viable national energy source. It's
near future. The problem is that Standard energy self-sufficient has been treated by your money the Carter administration is
Oil and the ittilities do not own the sun. the Carter administration as, at best, an spending tor nuclear cruisers and Trident
There is push behind
just not the industrial afterthought. Appropriately sun power, the —
submarines with Congress this year ap-
solar that there behind nuclear. There is
is people's energy owes its emerging popu- proving another whopping Defense,
tremendous industrial pressure to advance- larity to increasing public pressure that it budget of $1 1 9 billion. One one-hundredth
high technologies like nuclear with high be allowed to make a contribution consis- ofthalsumwould help makethis nation free
capital options. The banks want that be- tent with its social and environmental bene- from the international blackmail of the oil-
cause it means high financing. The labor fits, A Harris poll last spring showed the producing countries. OO
unions want 11 because big dollars are in-
volved [an average of $1 .5 billion to build a
nuclear plantT"
Ironically, even if solar energy were to gel
the green light from DOE, its monitoring
and tracking system Is so inept that any
additional funds might be squandered. The
internal DOE review found that "solar has
bsen more concerned with obligating its
funds rather than tracking the use of
[tham] " Said one DOE solar staffer:
"Tfiere's no way to tell If the money is being
used properly don't even have travel
I

funds to get out there and oversee a par-


ticular program. can't monitor my con-
I

tracts properly, so we are basically operat-


ing under trust. Lots of money gets wasted
because a company says a project will cost
so much and we don't have time to find out
whether it's justified."
The General Accounting Office, in a
separate study also concluded that better
planning and management control are
needed in the solar program, after Inves-
tigating the fifsi solar demonsiration proj-
ect on Department of Defense (DOD) resi-
dences. This project was never completed
because the solar systems to be used were
overdesigned and could not meet the
$50-per-square-foQlsslimatQ. GAO stated
inan April 1978 report that "according to
one builder, the Defense systems would
have been at least two times more expen-
sive to install than other commercially '^/t^<i~
available heating systems and as such
were 'economically ridiculous.'" "Don 't ask me. I'm just as baffled by all this as you a
Defense had spent over $718 thousand'
BROWN
COWTIWUEtfFROM PAGE 104
FULLER utterly metaphysical, whereas cybernetics
deals very much with the physical
arrow, or the needle, that
like the
shows that your

course is wrong. That's why "cybernetic
the talent that they have. That's what I'd like introducing new technology; we can't in- inlelligenoe" is a contradiction in terms.
to do. vent anything. All we can do is discover People have been so careless as to think
a work of human imagination to break
It IS what is and employ it. of us as some kind of_^;:hina doll with nothing
down the parochialisms that, seen from Many new tools are evolving with us, as underneath the surface Now we're begin-
space, seem so arbitrary. We divide up independent entilies However, in the world ning to learn about what's in that brain of
people into Californiaris and Mexicans, of the machine, don't talk about "cybernet-
I
ours; and it's incredible!
Arabs and Israelis, Chinese and Ameri- ic intelligence" (as some do). talk about What is really going on
I
is that mind is
cans; yet, as we circle the globe, we see the technology of cybernetics, of steering- discovering the principles of brain to be
what is that we are: one very rare species.
it
system feedbac/i, for example, but don't I
only a special case, coordinating the input
existing for a moment in universal time. refer to feedback as intelligence. To dis- of all the senses — olfactory, auditory opti-
The space shuttle Enterprise is truly like
laying the last spike on the Transcontinental
cover an error in an angular course and cal, tactile —
and, to some extent, the
correct is not intelligence. We have a cul-
it
esthetics and the intuitions. All that's hap-
Railroad, only much more so. Those of us tural propensityfortalking about things in a pening is that we're discovering principles
who see will also see, in the next ten or 20
il way that's really stupid, Newspapers, that have always been there, learning to
years, a base on the moon manufacturing magazines, need headlines that will sell; so employ some of those principles, and dis-
from moon material or asteroids. It's going they apply the word "intelligence" to a ma- covering more aboul how they operate.
to happen. The only question is: How'^ chine. No machines will ever be intelligent. Coavolution, then, is the increase of our
be the Japanese, or the Germans,
Will it
They never have been and never will be. knowledge about what's going on, that's
or the Russians or will — be all of the
it There is a physical universe, and a all.
world? Working through the leadership of metaphysical universe. The universe, as Human beings have developed words so
the developed countries, we can bring we began to find out at the beginning of this we can communicate our experiences,
that
along all the other countries to try to pro- century in Einsteinian terms,
energy is all what education is. Although we be-
that's
mote a better quality of life, lo reverence the Energy can neither be created nor be de- came able to write and to compound all the
Spaceship Earth, to realize thai the oceans stroyed. The physical universe is all en- experiences and information of all the
flow through all of us and through all lands. ergy; radiation energy A needle on an
is people before us, gradually discovering
instrumenl will be moved either gravitation- the principles operating in that information,
We're going into space as a species. The electromagnetically Anything ttiat is
ally or we were misinterpreting the special case of
human race is going out and throughopi, metaphysical will not move needles. The ourselves and missing completely what its
wherever space will permit us to go. It's sound make when talk io you is physical,
I
I
significance was. That makes the present
only a question of when, and who, and what but the meaning within the sounds is com- cultural change a fascinating one; each
kind of leadership will take us there. OO pletely metaphysical. Your whole intellecfis child born, successively, is given less mis-
information; the old misinformation be-
comes simply irrelevant. Moreover, each
successive child is being born in the pres-
ence of more reliable information.
This is why say I'm not worried aboul the
I

way new information gets to children,


whether they're sitting in front of a tv set,
locking at newspapers, or just looking at
cartoons. The kids are going to latch onto
whatever may be. it

The fact is that latching onto iv is really a


most wonderful thing. An apparent prob-
lem is that we're using it as a means to
make money — to sell toothpaste, and so
on. The kids, however, aren't really so much
interested in [hat information, but just in the
way the thing is working, They love the
technique; they're studying the technique
all the time. They take in the use of lan-

guage much more than they do the mes-


sage.
My hope would be that we take advan-
tage of the fact that kids are glued to the
set, and give them some of the synergetics,
the mathematics, that will really fascinate
them. Then Ihe 99 percent of humanity that
doesn't understand that the universe is
nothing but technology who think that
technology is something new and desir-
able, who can be fooled into using phrases
like "cybernetic intelligence," will be able Io

catch on to nature's way of producing, They


can learn about the way things grow, what a
structure is, how you employ the principles
in the most economical way so you can
harness all the wonderful energies that are
available in your own little home,00
sight, at that time, we were coming up over commitment.
SCHWEICKART the west coast of the United Stales.
I'd gotten out at dawn ]ust after we'd
The space experience itself is unique. A
person does not do this on a routine basis.
crossed the equator over the Pacific. By Any space flight that you're assigned lo
wasn't in any way prepared for the experi- this time, was coming up over the western
I
may be the only one you fly.jjr it's a sec- if

ence It was really a surprising thing. 1 part of the United States. was looking I (xid one, it may be your last space flight.
'saltzed Lhrough ihat experience how down, going over the southern part at They don't come that frequently and so
— uch was Inio the activity of Ihe space
I
17,000 miles per hour When there is no there is, certainly a sense of wanting to
;glil, liow much was really involved in I communication coming in, as you use Ihat capture the experience because is some- it

.'.hat was doing Ihere. That experience


I portable life-support system, the radios are thing that doesn't happen
frequently In
:,roughl me back lo the earth. And to home, completely dead. There's absolutely no some form, though perhaps less purpose-
-nd io music, and to life back there, sound at all. Now, when you're going along ful than the one |usl described for myself,
I
I

For the most part, duringa flight like that, at 17.000 miles an hour with this incredible, think that probably everyone prepared for
.?ii re quite busy If there are no interrup- spectacular panorama below you and — the missions. Bui suspecl there was a
I

.j!is and you press on with the


make
flight plan,
do
absolute, total silence you can't imagine — great deal of variation in the consciousness
or Ihe specifics ot how different people
.""ow thG swiiches. Ihe readings, how beautiful it is.

:-~e maneuvers, and use all the skills you've Mysticism Is something that interests me, went about ti.

:;eveloped in training, you can totally oc- in a way In another way react against ihe I Simply going into space is not going to
:jpy yourself with these activities. idea that the space experience is, in and of produce change in consciousness. When
Dunng Ihe flight, found that thought I I
itself, a mystical thing. think that has been I you get up there, you are still you. And if you
jiooLtt the nature of the experience was I implied by many people in looking at the are open, then the experience lakes on a
.-idetgoing only when caused it to hap- I kind of changes that have occurred in differen! meaning for you and has a differ-
Deii. That when took the time, inter-
is, I
I
some Jim Irwin afler his
of the astronauts' ent significance than if you were an "eyes-

..pled what was happening and took the flight on Apollo 15 started the High Right straight- ahead" or "on-with-the-iob" type of
"me to think about it, what Ihe experience organization and became an evangelical person. But that's also true of those same
:' space was, in and of Itself. brought it preacher; Ed Mitchell going into ESP; Al
I two people if they go out into the woods or if
:onsciDUsly into mind, and actually was it Worden writing poetry they go scuba diving at night or any other
almost an accident. Somehow the experience ot space does experience o' that kind. The one type of
On the fourth day of the flight, I was to go something to people. react against that I
person will experience something quite dif-
I'Utside the lunar module for a lest of the concept when it takes on the guise of some- ferent from another who is less open to the
r.ackpacK that we were to use later on the thing imposed almost from the outside, broader perspectives.
jjrface of Ihe moon, in order to explore Ihe something controlled by the experience. V\te will develop a longer-range view of
moon This was to be the first flight of that It's not that. Certainly this was not the case ihe evolution of intelligence. There has
:ackpack. was, on Ihat day going outside
I lor me. don't believe that
I
was for anyone
it 1 beet} an assumption, although not an ex-
".ne lunar module and, in fact, went out for know, including those I've mentioned. I plicit one. that the evolution of life is limited
-7 minutes. think something that one permits. think
it's I
to the planet.
During that time, Dave Scott who was — space is a very profound experience. The reality of migration away from earth,
over in the command moduie^also de- There are many analogous experiences oi a gradually increasing sphere of con-
pressurized the command module: and al- here on earth or under the sea or in many sciousness and awareness of different lile
though he was not on a backpack but had areas of life. ftxms. is something that we're seeing in lis
lo stay hooked to the umbilicals, neverthe- In many cases, unique human experi- embryonic stages. To some, that's a shock;
less, he partially exited from the hatch in ences come about only after one gets the toothers, it's dismaying, because they see
order to recover some thermal samples. attention of the person as the story goes, — it as either space or earth. think that's 1

Part of the program at that point was to hitting the mule between the eyes with a tot^ly invalid. The environment of earth will
photograph the exterior surfaces of the two-by-four to get his attention if you wan! be enhanced as we move out into space,
lunar module and the ccwnmand module tor him to do something. Space travel, at least because we open up a much larger envi-
discoloration due to pyrotechnic events in the early days when things were pretty ronment for utilization and for interaction;
and things ot that kind, which might exciting, was a fairly big two-by-four In whereas, without doing that, we are limited
change the thermal characteristics- So terms of getting one's attention and caus- lo using the resources here on the planet.
David and were photographing.
I ing one to think why one is undergoing that This whole issue of Ihe limits to growth,
Iwas to progress up a set of handrails to experience — a "How did I get here?" kind which puts a psychological as well as phys-
Ihe top ot the lunar module and across to ofthing— space travel has that aspect to it. ical cap on potenlial expansion of activity
the command module. That was to verify Then the expehence itself is, in terms of ihe and awareness, has had a very depressing
our ability lo transfer from or^e lo the other perspective, the enlarged physical per- effect on many people. It is now beginning
externally case we couldn t go through
in spective of the earth. This is the identity to be reexamined in a critical way through a
the tunnel between the two irehicfes be- that develops as you circle the earth every lot of Ihe activities brought about by
jse of some problem wrth tne docking. hour and a half. Al least this is the case in O'Neill's concept of space colonization and
Dave was to photograph that fa engineer- earth-orbital missions. other developments. don't tor a moment
I

ing purposes, to see how v/eS could con- I As you go around, you develop an ex- think there's any concept being worked on
ffol my bodily position and wh^hei would I panding identity one that starts by recog- now Ihat will be followed as a straightfor-
ig into Ihe radar antennas.,, things of nizing the familiar features; home, Ihe ward scenario But the idea embodied in
that kind. The camera fafntned. places you spent your time. However this concepts such as space colonization or
Dave called a halt to everyBwig and said, enlarged perspective is something that space industrialization or availability of
"Give me five minutes lo try and fix the stays with ]ust about everyone who has nonterrestrial resources is fundamental,
camera," Which is-tx) simple tedt in a pres- flown in space. The consequent and sub- and will change the way in which people
It

surized spacesuit. youjtnow oSskJe in a sequent expression of that expehence, in look al the future,
;uum. So while DSvfe was "messing terms of a changed lifestyle or what one I know that my kids, and 1 don't think
around with the camefa. fsd ^xxjt live I does afterward, assumes different forms they're in any way atypical, assume that
inutes in which had rxithing io do. Ex- I
for different people. For some people, it's this is part of Ihe fulure. They will provide
cept to take that time to think atraui what 1 personal and internalized. They consider the imagination and creativity needed lo
was doing and look down at the earth.
. . . this to be a private matter. For others, il's bring about this kind of an evolution. They
Of course, this is an absolutely spectacular something that demands a different type of are Ihe kids of the space age. DQ
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tion concerning the German or French picting mindless space battles. Trek sto-
cannrinuruicMTiams editions you may contact Galerle Bijan ries deemphasized special effects and
Aalarp, 22 Passage Vero Dodat, 75001 external conflicts. To a loyal "Trekker," spe-
Paris, France. cial effects alone can never make a sci-

ernment, a position that provides him willi In the U.S., Hansen Galleries will be ence fiction television series.

a springboard from which to launch his handling some of Giger's art. For Informa- L.A. Lackore
thoughtless, gut-levei denigrations ol pro- tion contact- Hansen Galleries, 72 Woos- Ames, lA
grams whose ultimate purpose is to im- ter St.. New York, NY 10012. telephone:
prove our understanding of the universe 212-431-5904.— Eti. During television's prime time viewing
around us. hours. Battlestar Galactica airs horren-
Referring to NASA's worthwhiie SETI TM, Emotion, and Disease dous acts of cosmic violence. As watch I

project (the search for extraterrestrial in- Concerning "Language, Emotion and Dis- the dazzle of people, ships, and robots
teiiigence), Proxmire has said that "this ease," by Wallace Ellerbroek in November being zapped out of existence, something
project should be postponed for a miliion Omni, would urge Dr. Ellerbroek to inves-
I tugs at my conscience.
light-years." Anyone who doesn't realize tigate more closely the scientific research These stories have an almost subliminal
that a light-year is a unit of distance, and done on the effects of Transcendental way of paving into our minds, allowing
not of time, cannot be expected to harbor Meditation as taught by Maharishi Ma- some of us to be comfortable wilh the
meaningful or informed opinions on topics hesh Yogi in regard to health, and to re- probability thai our future in space is
of this nature. view research presently being done at going to become a never-ending series of
Keith A. Daniels Maharishi European Research University wars.
Portsmouth, Rl on the TM-SlddhI program where evi- Our future begins with our thoughts and
dence of perfect mind/body coordination fantasies; let's not think of our tomorrows
Flash of Inspiration is being found during the performance of with today's mentality. hope Omni will
. . 1

In reading "Stars" by Patrick Moore (No- supranormal activities. continue to contribute to our imagination
vember Omni) regarding TLP Transient — Ellerbroek might study the underlying and our future as a well-balanced and re-

Lunar Phenomena the thought occurs to basis of all mental activity; pure con- sponsible alternative to the tradition that
me that light phenomena observed at sciousness itself. He is correct in stating brought forth Battlestar.
such formations as Alphonsus could have that "negative stales are critical compo- GeneTSherk
a parallel with tiashing lights common on nents in the development of all the most Portland, OR
earth immediately before earthquakes. common medical and psychiatric prob-
This is particularly logical when it Is ack- lems." But to remove negativity, one Tentatively Speaking
nowledged that lights ot this nature occur should not dwell on negativity, but rather Congratulations on a great new magazine
most often when the moon is at perigee introduce something wholly positive to with a long overdue editorial premise. I'd
and stress is greatest, as is the case with dispell the negativity like to suggest a reexamination of the

an earth surface prior to a quake. Fjesearch indicates that during TM the works of Immanuel Velikovsky. Science
Lawrence E. Larkey nervous system attains a slate of no- has Ignored Worlds in Collision,
Kingsport, TN and no-passivity. The mind and
activity Velikovsky's 1950 theory of the origin of ,

body gain a state of restful alertness. In Venus and its close encounter with the
Tubular Belles time this state is automatically, wilhout earth circa 1500 B.C., despite the fact that
In the "Continuum" section of November conscious effort, maintained al all times, Velikovsky deduced several "outlandish"
Omni (page 39), two manufacturers of la- thus leading to a situation where the body predictions from it that subsequently
dies'undergarments seem at a loss to ex- is invincible to disease. Until this state is proved true. Among them: the high tem-
plain why ladies are becoming less achieved, the body will go through pe- perature of Venus, radio emanations from
hourglass-shaped and more tube- riods of sickness. So on this level "people Jupiter, and the remnant magnetism in lu-

shaped. Perhaps they should examine stiti (0mm, p, 94), but on a higher
get sick" nar rocks.
their products' changes over the 25-year level, astheTM-Siddhi program Is demon- Since scientific journals have consis-
period in question. I think that fashion strating, the body can be maintained in tently refused to allow Dr. Velikovsky to re-

coupled with girdles — has brought about perfect health spond to his detractors for the last 28
this phenomenon in theirsampling. TS. Miller years, I think Omni should devote some
Kip Williams Boston, MA space to an objective look at current evi-

Ft. Collins, CO dence for his assertions.

Postindustrial Postscript GaryTillery


Corsets physically deformed women's While enjoying the future-oriented con- Waukegan, IL

bones, because earlier in the century girls tents of your new 'zine, noticed an error.
I

were bound in them before age Sen. See Gerard K. O'Neill never said that the sur- Vitae Ex tend ae
The Unfashionable Human Body by face of a planet is not a good place for a Just in case you didn't notice, of the peo-
Bernard Rudofsky (or all types of grue- posfinduslrial society What he did say, ple listed your November "Continuum"
in

some illustrations. — Ed. both in his book. The High Frontier, and on article as having taken Gerovitai H3, all
a recent Merv Griffin tv space special, is have died. What does that tell you about
Necronomicon that a planetary surface is no place for a the efficacy of the drug?
InNovember Omni your cover was from a technologically advancing industrial soci- BenOrlanski
bookby H.R. Giger called Necronomicon ety Posiindustrlal space colonies are not Fifth Grade
I have tried all the book stores in my area part of his concept and, frankly, I'm glad (Address unknown)
with no results. How can order it? want it
I I he's too intelligent to buy that postindus-
very much. trial garbage anyway. All the deceased, however, lived well be-
Tom Walker Sandy Shakocius yond the average lifespan of the American
Dunedin, FL Pales Verdes Estates, CA male (68 years): former Vice-President
Henry Wallace lived to be 77; Nihita
The Swiss artist Giger's Necronomicon Embattled 'Battlestar' Khrushchev. 77; Somerset Maugham, 91;
has been published in German and Glen Larson better start looking elsewhere Saudi Arabia's King ibn-Saud, 73; Mao
French. The English edition should be for loyal Galactica viewers, Sfar Tre/<fans Tse-tung, 83. This, of course, does not
available sometime in 1979. Far informa- are not taken in by spectacular effects de- confirm Gerovital's efficacy. — Ed. OQ
130 OMNI
EXPLDRMTOmS
By Jerry Schad

seems unlikely that so common a me- and to the eye squeaking sand is also on the lee side of a dune where the sand
Itdium as sand-could possess appar- identical in appearance to ordinary has built up to a slope reaching the maxi-
ently magical, musiclike qualities. Yet sand; yet fundamental differences in the mum angle of repose. One can also in-
the existence ot such sands is well docu- individual sand grains are revealed by duce the sand to boom by artificial
mented. Booming, roaring, barking, the scanning electron microscope. means. By pushing sand downward, a
squeaking, and whistling sands have fig- Booming and silent sand grams are loud roaring noise, similar to a staccato
ured in obscure legends, folklore, and rather similar In shape and roundness. note played on a tuba, often results. Sand
traveler's tales for over 1500 years, Vi^lth but under magnification it is evident ^al may be forced downhill with the hands,
the earliest references found in Chinese booming grains are much more smooth feet,a shovel, or with whatever is conve-
and Mideastern chronicles Marco Polo and polished. How this difference gives nient. An early investigator, A.D. Lewis,
describes encountering the phenomenon rise to the acoustic properties of sand is explains his method during a scientific
on a journey through the Gobi desert; siill a matter of educated guessing. Tf^e visit to the Kalahari dunes of South Africa
Charles Darwin mentions it while traveling smoothness of grains may be of consid- in 1935 as follows: ".. .By sliding down
through Chile; and crops up In the
it erable importance in the booming pro- the slope in slow jerks on one's 'sit upon'
v/riting of Henry David Thoreau. cess in allowing grains to slip over one . . a very loud roar is produced. In the
.

The more imaginative legends speak of another with a minimum of friction. still of the evening and early morning, na-

the "song of the desert": the groaning of The occurrence of booming sand is tives were kept sliding down the slope in
subterranean deities in the still of the rare but widespread. Only 31 locations of this way, and the noise was easily heard
night, incantations of ghosts, the beating booming dunes have been reported m lit- at a distance of 600 yards, like the rum-
of drums in underground caverns, or erature, with the majority in the Middle bling of distant thunder."
the chiming of bells in a sand-drowned East and Africa. The United States has The continuous slumping of sand on a
monastery four: one each in California and Nevada. booming dune, whether spontaneous or
In reality, the noise emanates from sand and two in Hawaii. induced, produces a low-frequency hum
flov^fing down the slip face of certain rare Dryness Is essential tor sound produc- {about 50 to 100 hertz, or cycles per sec-
dunes or drifts known as "booming tion In booming sand. Rain, or even high ond) that can resemble a pure tone of a
dunes." British physicist R.A. Bagnold humidity, will eliminate booming com- pipe organ or a bass violin. In some
witnessed it on two occasions in south- pletely. Hot, dry days are best of all cases, the presence of overtones sug-
western Egypt: ", It happened on a still
. .
The booming sound may occur spon- gests the drone of bumblebees or of pro-
night, suddenly^a vibrant booming so taneously by the natural slippage of sand peller aircraft flying overhead. Accom-
loud that had to shoul to be heard by my
I

companion. Soon other sources, set go-


ing by the disturbance, joined their music
lo the first with so close a note that a slow
beat was clearly recognized. This weird
chorus went on continuously for more
than five minutes before silence returned
and the ground ceased to tremble."
A more common, though less spectac-
ular manifestation of the acoustic proper-
sand Is found In a type known as
ties of
squeaking (or singing or whistling) sand
present on certain ocean beaches, lake-
shores, and riverbanks. Inorderto
produce sound, squeaking sand must be
sharply poked, kicked, or scuffed. There
are basic differences in the physical
properties of booming and squeaking
sand; the sounds made by each are
mutually exclusive. The unique properties
of acoustic sands, In turn, differ from
those of ordinary sand.
Booming sand dunes are visually indis-
tinguishable from normal sand dunes.
panying the acoustJc emissions of the needed for the grams' distinct smooth-
These conditions may not exist

dune are seismic waves ground vibra- ness.
solely on earth — is speculated that
tions thai may be felt as mild electric it

shocks through the feet or hands. booming sand may be common in the
The intensity and duration of sound windy and near-waterless environment of

depends upon the surface area of ava- the deserts of Mars!


lanching sand, which islypicaiiy a few An analysis of squeaking sands shows
centimeters deep. The sliding of a few that these grains are also better rounded

square meters of sand will produce and have much smoother surfaces than
sounds audible 50 or 100 meters away, grains from silent beaches. Furthermore,
while huge avalanches from dunes In unlike booming sand.grains of squeaking

China and Ihe Mideast are responsible sand are of nearly uniform size. The addi-
for the "rumble of distant carts, drums, or tion of only a few smaller -size particles to

thunder" heard and often felt at distances a sample of squeaking sand will destroy
its vocal ability The sound mechanism
of up to 16 kilometers.
The more familiar phenomenon of may be due to the impact of gram upon
squeal<ing beach sand is, on the other grain, millions in unison, as the sand is

hand, not heard beyond a few tens of me- forced along parallel planes. This might
ters. The sound emitted is a brief note of be compared to the noise made by two
around 000 hertz. The sand need not al-
1
pieces of corduroy being rapidly rubbed
ways be dry to squeak, but in all cases together. Or, maybe, as with booming
the squeak or whistle is louder and more sand, a rapid alternation between close
easily produced immediately after the packing and loose packing of grains cre-
sand has been washed and well dried. ates an expansion and contraction of the
The best conditions on the beach are volume occupied by the sand and a con-
likely to occur in dry sand just above the sequent rythmic change of air pressure at
high-water mark, especially on warm, the surface. There are apparently some
sunny days following a rain shower. Areas subtle differences between the stable ar-

of squeaking sand are quite common, but rangement of particles in the two types of

not well documented in the Unded States, acoustic sand —


a body-centered cubic
In exhaustive studies of beaches in the packing has been proposed for Ihe
British Isles, 33 sites with acoustic sand booming variety, and a rhombic packing
have been located, for the squeaking kind.
While there is no doubt today that the The theories about acoustic sand are
musical effects of acoustic sands are tentative at best. Recent research has
attributable to natural phenomena, the changes. Regardless of the exact cause, centered upon the precise analysis of
exact method by which the mechanical the stationary sand underneath must act sizes, shapes, and textures of ttie grains,
energy of moving grains of polished sand as a natural resonator, or sounding and the means by which the correct mix
is converted into coherent vibrations is board, to account tor the enormous vol- of particles accumulates on a beach or a
not yet certain. ume of sound. dune. Recordings have been made of
The continuous humming noise may Booming sands are often found at the both the acoustic and seismic outputs of
originate as an oscillation of grains be- downwind ends of large dune fields or a booming dune, and similar studies have
tween the interfaces of sliding planes of backed up against the lee slopes of been performed with squeaking sand in
sand. Or the key to the production of mountains by wind eddies. In either case, the laboratory To date there is no quanti-
sound may be the way in which the grains the sand has to have been transported by tative theory —only hypotheses, specula-
are packed together. Air pressure within wind over a large space or been trapped tion, and a good measure of mystery

the mass of flowing sand may change fora long period in a wind-driven environ- about this startling, other-worldly phe-
rhythmically as the packing geometry ment to insure the additional polishing nomenon. DO

WHERE THE SANDS ARE LOUDEST


Squeaking sand is found at over • The Kelso Dunes of southeastern posed of two self (sword-shaped)
100 locations in the United States, pri- California consist of three groups of dunes whose summits stand about
marily along the Atlantic coast and the large barchan (crescent -shaped) 120 meters above the desert floor.
shores of Lake Michigan, Even within dunes, 12 kilometers southwest of the
known areas, its presence may be town of Kelso in San Bernardino • The Roaring Sands or Barking Sands
sporadic due to factors that affect the County Access from either Interstate on the west coast of Kauai, Hawaii,
transport of sand particles. When con- 15 or Interstate 40 is by way of the near Mana run parallel to the coast for
,

ditions are right, such as on a hot, paved Kelbaker Road and a short seg- a kilometer or more. They are unique in
sunny day you should be able to ment of dirt road that passes within 2 that they consist of carbonate sand^
produce the sound by shuffling kilometers of the southern edge of the water-worn and windblown fragments
through the topmost layer of dry sand highest dune. Because of fragile vege- of shells and coral. Booming dunes
just above the high-water line. Two tation along the base of the dunes, the In other parts of the world are princi-
such beaches, recorded in James area is off limits to off-road vehicles. pally quartz.
Dale Davidson's An Eccentric Guide
to tiie United States (Berkley, 1 977), • Sand Mountain m western Nevada • The only other known booming

are at [vlanchester, Massacliuselts, lies 4 kilometers north of US |-1ighway sands in North America are back-
and GranTHaven on Lake Michigan. 50 at a point 25 kilometers east of Fal- beach dunes on the island of Nilhau,
Booming dunes are much more of a lon. A dirt road leads to the soft apron Hawaii, and in Baja California.
rarity Here's where to find them: along its base. Sand Mountain is com- Patience and good luckl
EMRTH
;ONTIMUED FROM PAGE 19
"You must learn to trust your cabinet,"
Bilung had told her grandson. "You must
spend more time with your cabinet.
They're all titled people. They're old and
dred people in Sunday clothes had as-
sembled there, and a coffin was emerging
from the house. The coffin was' huge and
draped in white. It came to a slop, against
was schooled on ihe powers, responsi- expehenced, and they know all these cus- Ihejammed background of bright-colored
bililjes, and duties of Ibedul by certain toms." shirtsand flower-patterned smocks.
members of Ngaramel<etii. Al the end of "So rely on my cabinet," Ibedul told me.
I
A very old man had taken a young taro
tine retreat iie was taken to Ngercfiemai, a "I have twenty members, ten upper ones plant and was holding Ihe taproot to the
hamlet in Koror, where he 'wastied' his and ten lower ones. They represent each head of the coffin. Leaning close, he
hands off a baked turtle, a ceremony in clan here in Koror. If anything comes up, I directed his words both to the coffin's oc-
whjcti hepledged to begin his reign with a call them in to discuss it and get their opin- cupant and to the crowd. His old voice
clean conscience and justice for his peo- ions." was strong, and he spoke fast
ple." The task facing Ibedul Gibbons is a saw Francisco Uludong nearby, watch-
I

When first approached Ibedul Gib-


I doubly difficult one. He must learn two ing Ihe proceedings, his face alert, as
bons, his back' happened to be toward systems, one of which is oral, compli- usual. His lips were red from the betel nut
me. Foramoment wasatalossoverwhat I cated, and uncertain because the elders he was chewing. sidled over and asked
I

10 say. had been told that should ad-


I I in whose memory it lives do not always him what was happening. He gestured to-
dress him only as "Ibedul," and didn't I agree; the other of which is written, but un- ward the coffin. "It's a very old lady from
want to be disrespectful, yet suddenly I certainly so, tor the United States has little (he high clan. The old man is removing her
had that old problem of Americans when colonial experience, and is slightly embar- title."
confronted by royalty. My tongue was per- rassed, anyway, by its presence in the is- The.old man turned from Ihe coffin. He
versely democratic and wanted to call him lands (though not sufficientiy embar- walked with the taro plant toward a group
"Mr. Gibbons." At the last instant had an I rassed), and is vague on just which of its of people sitting in the shade of the porch,
inspiration. internal codes apply to its territory. The murmuring formulae as he went. The taro
"Hello," I said. plant, gathered, had in some way ab-
I

Ibedul turned, grinned, and pumped my sorbed the dead woman's title. Her suc-
hand. His smile was infectious and it dis- cessorwould have need for it. The old man
armed me. In the same instant, though, lingered at the porch, delivering more rit-
came a thought. The man lacks the guile ual, ihen he relurned with the plant and
to survive Palauan politics. had met Ibe- held once more to the coffin's head. He
I

4 / Studied Ibedul. it

dul Ngoriai^l, his predecessor, and the dif- removed a second title. This time he
ference between their visages was ex- He had an Imperial midsection. faltered, stammering once or twice as he
and day.
actly that of night A healthy stomach is forgot a word, and his eyelids fluttered as
I studied Ibedul circumspectly He had he tried to remember. The whites of his
an imperial midsection. A healthy the badge of office for both
eyes were brownish and cloudy. They
stomach is the badge of office for both U.S. Army cooks and were eyes of an older race.
U.S. Army cool<s and South Sea island The taro plant in the gnarled hands was
Island chiefs. He looked like a
chiefs. His face was permanently fixed, as lovely as any young thing. The dark fin-
3
I

thought. In an expression of agreeable genie granted him wishes. gers held its taproot to the old woman's
surprise. He looked like a man whose head, speaking to her and to us. He with-
genie had granted all three wishes, and drew and carried the title to the porch.
it

who was beginning to believe there really Then he returned to Ihe coffin a third time.
was no catch. "She had three titles! "said Uludong. His
This impression was not entirely cor- eyes widened and he missed several
rect. The first months as high chief, back in second system is superimposed on the chews of his betel nut. The socialist and
73, had been very difficult, Ibedul told me. first, squashing it in some places, in other anti-elitist was impressed in spile of
"I didn't really know where go, what hap- I
places made lumpy by Ihe queer box himself.
pens, what do, if something comes up.
I
springs beneath. Ibedul has had to But he was wrong. The old woman had
Like a conflict arises between the clans weather Ihe sniping of islanders better four titles.
about Ihe land disputes, or some kind of versed in native custom. He has aJso had When Ihe last title was gone, Ihe pall-
war." He admitted Ihat now, several years to turn aside bribes by U.S. Naval InieJlJ- bearers carried the coffin up onto a long
later, he was still working hard at learning gence agents. was glad was rvx in his
\ I caisson hitched to a truck. The caisson,
all he had to know. sandals, I hoped that his grandmother piled high with flowers, looked like a float
"My grandmother, go to her house ev- I
Bilung and his cabinet would advise him in a football parade. The old lady was go-
ery night. talk to her and learn about all
I
well, Bilungwas ill, he told me. hoped she I ing out cheerily.
these customs. Because, you know, I
would regain her health. hoped thai meI When the men had set the coffin down, a
wasn't paying too much attention when I clever old woman could keep patience number of elderly high-clan women re-
was a Mainly
kid. I was in school, or run- with her cheery and un devious grandson, moved their zoris and got onboard bare-
ning around with the kids. I went to Guam A week later, renewed my acquaint-
I foot, carrying bouquets. Their zoris in'one
and then decided to be a military man. So I ance with Uludong, whom had first mel I hand, their flowers in Ihe other, they made
was away most of the time," several years before. themselves comfortable in positions that
ibedul's grandmother was Bilung, Walking down Koror's maifi road, I few young Western women, unlimber from
Queen of Koror. She was a very smart lady, looked up from the dust to see a police lifetimes of sitting on chairs, could have
according to her grandson. As a young DalsLm blocking the street. Its lights were managed.
woman she had been clever at bringing flashing, and a number of islandefs stood asked Uludong where
I
Ihe procession
Palauan money intoj^oror from other is- at the pavement's edge, looking past the was going now. "To Ihe church first. Bui
lands. Pieces of this money serve as revolving light and down the roaj. At fiist I that'sjust a Christian thing. Afterward they
markers in oldtime Palau's most serious thought robbery, roadblock, then realized lake her out to the r^ch people's place."
game, a game that is important still today theimplausibllity of ihat. There is no place The truck pulled off slowly, and Bilung,
Bilung's mother had come originally In Palau for a getaway car to g^ away to. I Queen of Koror, heaped with flowers,
from the archipelago of Truk, and her fa- walked on and saw a crowd gafliered in a surrounded by her sisters, went off to her
ther was an American sailor. front yard. It was a funeral. Several hun- final rest. DO
133
ing heavy emphasis on new methods of Would be the kind of thing you might
it

FOREVER WAR birth control. Without side effects: Probably


still lo be taken daily, but perhaps by nasal
slip into
"Well
someone's drink?
like Spanish fly? You could do
, .

CWTIWUED FROM PAGE


.

4E
spray At the same time, we are developing that with Spanish fly too. But that is harmful.
acid. No conceptual breakthroughs there. clinically stimulatory analogues [which en- You would destroy the liver and kidneys
Again, though, we gained a useful new hance sex hormone production] to sexually and the genito-urlnary tract. No, you
class of therapeutic agents." stimulate men and women, to overcome couldn't take a new aphrodisiac orally. You
One is reminded here of Guiilemin's own psychogenic impotence." vrould inject it or use a nasal spray"
comment in Science about there being Stimulate? Didn't Wade say in Science (Since winning the Prize, Schally has in-
nothing "conceptually revolutionary" about something about LHRH studies thai might dulged himself in one public macho joke.
the re leasing-f actor field. produce true aphrodisiacs? Is he working To the press in New Orleans he mentioned
Where does that leave the Swedes and on aphrodisiacs? Is that too strong a word? that his new wife, from Brazil, was also an
Andrew Schally? leaves the Swedes in
It "Uh . well, yes and no," Andrew Schally
. . endocrinologist who "did beautiful work
Stockholm and Schally still generally replies. "I'm not saying have them. am
I
I
with my hormones,")
happy as a clam and thinking about sex in just saying that psychiatrists and clinicians But Schally has other interests.
a mind-over-matter way should explore the potentials of "I also want to prepare analogues of
analogues." somatostatin, not only for control of ulcers
LOVE, SCIENCE & OTHER TALES Any chance of a mass-produced aphro- but for prevention of blindness that occurs
disiac ever hitting the stores? with several types of diabetes. My research
"I'm on lop now," said a greatly relaxed "(Laughs), Certainly. But not every man is planned at least fifteen or twenty years in
Schally "I got here without dirty tricks. No might respond to it. We need many more advance. Later, we will take on central
no no. Nothing of the sort. II has never been double-blind studies. There is also evi- [brain] control of the appetite and obesity I

my way to play tricks. went to Stockholm in


I dence that LHRH is a good antidepressant, have already pubiistned a few theories
1 973, and sources en the Nobel Committee so that might explain a possible aphrodisi- about hypothalamic control of obesity, I

at the very highest level told me that LHRH ac effect, The effect has definitely been also want to work on some aspects of
[the sex hormone-releasing factor] was def- shown in animals Published by others, not cancer, principally breast and prostate,
initely my victory scientifically The struc- me. It could be used to increase libido, or which may respond to some analogues of
tures of only three releasing factors have something like that," the releasing factors. 1 alsowant to see how
been solved so far. With the Prize, I will not Come on, won't it work on women
too? some of these factors might control general
become a politician but will continue my "I could tell you many stones over a glass behavior —
sex, learning, and so on. We
original interests, trying to solve the other of wine, but without the double-blind have indications. Perhaps we will find out
structures. We were the first to demonstrate studies they could not be accepted, still I how to improve the memory Yes yes. Of
the activity of the antagonistic analogues don't want to talk about it. But if this [aphro- course do not intend to share any of this
I

[chemical modifications that inhibit sex disiac] effect is found, itwouldn't at all sur- with Guillemin. DidWatson and Crick share
hormone action] in LHRH, so we are plac- prise me," their findings with Linus Pauling?" DO
"

earthly plane, but the Angel race, the ce-


FILM MUSIC lestial beings, can conceive of earth be-
ings and also directly communicate with
other types of beings. Earth people are
lime, but knew we had to get it right.
I eleclronicwizard. Together with Dr. Robert just here, that's all. They need to be
We're being very secretive about the Hying Moog, he designed an early prototype of enlightened on certain things. They're just
sequences because I'm thrilied with the il- the polymoog synthesizer, and he continu- concerned with eating and sleeping and
and want to keep it as just that, an
lusion, I allydesigns customized equipment un- sex and dope and politics and religion
illusion, available commercially In 1975, his first and philosophy, and they're not con-
"It's easy to talk about Superman flying album. Electronic Realization For Rock cerned with anything else because they
now, of course, after it's done, but when Orchestra, was released. It was an enter- don't see why it's necessary "Whereas ce-
we were trying to figure out how the hell we prising and brave endeavor. Fast spent lestial beings see they can't be chained by
were going to do if, was a nightmare. At it 350 painstaking hours in the studio creat- so-called depravity. Angels like their
times just wanted towalk off the picture."
I
ing the album. The work contained over minds and spirits to take wing. They're al-
Superman, planned to be a two-picture 1000 separate parts and was the first ways moving forward. They're artistically
series, has been temporarily halted. With computer quadraphonic mix to be pro- inclined: They find food in looking at a pic-
the first film completed, the producers are grammed in New York City ture or they find food in hearing a beautiful
waiting to see audience reaction before The basic components of his instrumen- song or looking at a beautiful dance orjust
resuming production on the second part, which is what he calls
tation for "Synergy," seeing a person smile. They find food in
large sections of which have already been his music, are the polymoog. a synthesi- that. The point is, dealing with things that
shot by Donner. But the first part is actually zer that plays several voices simultane- keep people alive. And one of the things
several little films rolled into one accord- ously, and the sequencer, an electronic that keep people alive is happiness, and
ing to the director. device that acts as an electronic sideman. music IS happiness."
"The first of these little movies is the life Fast programs the sequencer computer- Sun Ras vision of future music is clear.
and death of the planet Krypton, where fashion so that it will follow instructions en- 'Music (S an intergalactic language. Peo-
Superman's mother and father, played by coded in its memory bank whenever it's ple and instruments are going to be con-
Marlon Brando and Susannah York, lived. commanded. On top of that. Fast uses a tinuous. The person playing the instru-
That part could be called science fiction. supersequencer that, because it employs ment will become an integral part of the in-
When the baby Kal-EI is sent by starship to microcomputers, is able to execute more strument. All the arts in the future will have
eartti, that's another little film A short one, instructions. to have some relevance to survival and
but nevertheless afilm. Then he's found by Fast doesn't think his technocratic view being. Not just life and death. Being I

Ma and Pa Kent, played by Glenn Ford of music's future is dehumanized "It don't care where you're at, in any country
and Phyllis Thaxter. They raise him, and seems, perhaps, thai the live performance of the world, you can't just worry about the
when he's seventeen, the young Clark of a piece that has been crafted and writ- survival of a German or an Italian or a
Kent goes off to find out who he is. That's a ten either in a computer program ot ccyn- Biack or a Chinese man, you've got to be
third film, It's almost churchlike in an odd posed as an electronic piece prior to the thinking about the survival of this planet it-
sort of way, because it's so American. performance, doesn't lend Itself to human self. People today are in a state of sav-
Clark goes to the Fortress of Solitude and involvement But that's not to say that il is agery. They're worse than heathens in the
becomes Superman. And when he ap- dehumanized. It's just that all the tniman ancient days If the world is like it is, it's be-
pears in Metropolis as Clark Kent, that's involvement occurred well tieforeftre per- cause they don't have no music. People
the fourth film. It s the most real of the films formance. areusing dope, getting into false religions
to me, even though it's fraught with the A lot of good amateur musicians are and eating bad food, simply because they
most unreal approaches. getting into electronic equipment, e*th» have no music. Musicians can change all
find myself treading thin ice as I'm
"I electronic designers who are designing thai, ifa person is worried, a musician can
talking to you," Donner says. "I'm starting synthesizers and playing them or nmjsi- play for him, and that person will be all
!o become afraid that I'm going to reveal cians who've gotten involved vwlh elec- right. When musicians play all at once
too many things." urge him on, asking I tronics. Where there were only ahsidftilol peopfe forget their problems. They say
about the production design "After a people ten years ago, there are flxxissids ttiere's disorder, well, then things got to be
year's preparation," he tells me, "they still now. People also have acc^iS to home mi- rearranged. And music can do that.
hadn't decided what 'look' to use. They crocomputers. They arefofTTsngaldndrf I'm looking for the day when maybe a
more or less settled on the old Buck Ro- vanguard, anewsubculturaJfotkrrwsc.' million musicians get together to play.
gers look Grecian furniture and so
. , . Fast sees in the distant extensioiEtrftte "In the future, humans will have to rise
forth. But when John Barry came onto the electronic movement the potaitiaf evotu- above themselves and be part of the cos-
film we came up with the idea of using the lion of a "new hybrid form —
som^tw^ be- mos. Faces will change; when you look at
visual imagery of a geode the kind of . . . tween music and brain stimuli them you won't see hatred or frustration.
stone that you cut in half and polish, re- Light-years from Fast, ' "; - - ; — _s z They'll be very beautiful. When you look at
vealing all the crystalline magnificence of but in his visionary landscar -z i= ;r~- a person you'll be looking at music. Be-
the interior. So Krypton became a white poser and bandleader Sun Ra . ;:~e- cause they all will have become instru-
planet of crystals. The destruction of Kryp- tlmes sing with his entire be "^c. r .-^:.r.z ments the cosmos.
of
ton is caused by its sun moving closer and Earth boring, just the same oia thing. — Richard Dubin and Bret Primacl<
creating an earthquake that pushes the in- come on and sign up with Outer S^Hce-
terior crystals up through the surface, des- ways Incorporated." Recommended Listening
troying everyone and everything. We had Some years ago in Chicago. Ra re- —
John Cage John Cage, Tomato Records
a lot of tremendous sets, which fell down ported being transported ir^B}^>s:;eon3n 7016.
around Brando and Susannah York, Quite energy beam. In space he was trans-
formed into a member of an Ange! race
Steve Reich —
Music for Eighteen Musi-
incredible phenomenal . and all
. , , . .
cians,EC/W-??29
done with eleven weeks' preparation. It and given a mission on earth to make — Philip G/ass ^Einstein on the Beach, To-
was fairly overwhelming, but then I'm just space music. mato Records 4-2401.
as overwhelmed as the rest constantly . . "A race means a partJculsr ^leci^ of Larry Fast — Synergy. Passport Records,
. especially when realize that have six
. . I I beings,' Sun Ra lectures. "The Angel race PB-6000.
more weeks to get this picture ready and IS dealing on a ceiesiiai f^sie- >%3u'vegot Sun Ra — Live al Montreux, inner City
we're still shooting," ^James Delson terrestrials, people who only deal on the IC-1039.

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RJEXT Dn/irui FDRUrUl


an antipathy to nuclear power, this letter
betravs an antipathy just as strong Our
special pleading- is more scientific than
jours Mr Penkrot. The overwhelming con-
sensus of the world's health scientists is
with us It holds that there Is no safe
threshold for radiation, that radiation
causes cancers and teukemias In linear
relationship to dose, and that a unit of
baclfground radiation is no different In Its
carcinogenic powers than a unit from any
other source.
Mr Penlirol cites studies by Frigerio and
Stovie and others as if they proved some-
thing one way or another, about back-
ground radiation and the incidence of
cancer He says nothing about the difficul-
ties indrawing conclusions from studies
such as Frigerlo's. which fail to take into
account, among other things, the extraor-
dinary mobility of the American people.
How long did Frigerlo's subjects live in the
areas he was studying? (How long was
their exposure to the background source?)
Where did they live before that? Frigerio
doesn t know. Finding out would be a hor-
rendous task, given the huge sample nec-
essary in demonstrating low-dose effects.
Most areas of high background radiation
(Mr Penkrot mentions Colorado) happen
also to be lightly industrialized areas.

it IS impossible In principle to prove that


background radiation has absolutely no ef-
ferton human health." writes Mr Penkrot,
implying that only rigid rules of proof keep
him from demonstrating a proposition no
senoub scientist has ever advanced. "All
existing saentlfic evidence indicates that
radiation effects are extremely small ..."
he continues Here the Committee for Sci-
LiFECLOUD— Life ma/ not have slariSLi on the earth but in the depths of interstel- entific Truth is propagating outright false-
lar space writes British cobmoiugist Sir Fred Ho^ie Hoyle and go author Chandra
hood Anyone tempted to believe Mr Pen-
Wickr^masinghe argue that our biochemical ancestry predates the formation of krot should read: (1) Victor Archer In Health
the earlh— indeed, it stretches billions of /eart, Dack in time and several hundred
Physcs, March 1978. Dr. Archer, one of our
light-years away in space. According to Hoyle life was seeded oi the earth b/
foremost workers on the problem of cancer
comets carrying organic molecules formed deep inside intersielUf cioudo in uranium miners, estimates that 45 per-
cent of all cancers In the U.S. could be
EXCLUSIVE PROFILE/STEPHEN HAWKING— Stephen Hawking the ^ nri of caw^ed by background radiation. (2) The
black holes" as author Dennis Overbye calls him, is regarded by nan\ as the
T^72 BEIR Committee report to the Na-
equal oi Newton or Einstein, Confined to a wheelchair by a wasting musr-ular d t,

tional Academy of Science, which esti-


ease. Hawking ferrets out the very structure ot space and time, perform nn all the
mates that several thousand U.S cancer
bizarre and breathtaking physics necessary in his head. Overbye an editor ior
deaths per year are caused by background
Sky and Telescope, profiles this puckish genius and explores the nature o! black
radiation.There are high and low estimates
holes—massive stars that have collapsed under the force of their ov n qrav ty u it I

by reputable scientists. The truth probably


their gravitational !ie!d is so strong thai even light is held prisoner in ine r grip
fall somewhere in between.

Radiation kills and deforms, and in a big


ART tN THE SERVICE OF SCIENCE—This gallery of some of the most e«qu site
way whether the natural radiation In the
medical illustrations ever executed will reveal wonders of the ner/es aid
earth s crus! or the artificial radiation pro-
that more closely resemble tine art than living, breathing systems. A other OMi^j duced by reactors and bombs.
look al the beauty of the scientific world.
Query
PAIN — Although stiil incomplsiely understood, pain is now yielding so e ot Iwas wondering It you knew of anyone I

fascinating secrets and future implications. Jonathan B. Tucker, a talented /ouna '
could contact about my theory that mass
editor o( Scientilic American, explores the spectrum of pain from annu anc^ may be the hypercomplex fifth dimension?
agony, examines the strange cat,et, cf peoole born totally unable lo sense pa Adam Abelow
and focuses on the leading edge of research intr he natural opiates of the bra n New York, NY
The painkillers of the future, seems vtll ficu= on nev/ iherapies that e<plu Iht
it i

body's own pain-modulatory mechanisms No —Ed. Oa


UFD they are ordinary possibilities of things
known to have happened in the past to
other pilots, which must be weighed
agaihst the extraordinary alternative: in-
son, an airline pilot (who,
recognized for what
it was)
must be said,

Numerous embellishments ot the case


have appeared over the years, Coyne re-
it
it

would last a minute or two at most; sec- volvement of a genuine UFO. portedly claims that Dr. J. Allen Hynek ot
ond, the crew reported seeing a sharply Several years after the event, in re- the Center for UFO Studies told him that
outlined structured object; third, the re- sponse to a newspaper publicity cam- the UFO was also seen and photographed
ported overhead stop of the UFO could paign, a group ot ground witnesses sur- by the Skylab astfonauts; Hynek denies
not have been accomplished by any natu- faced. A woman and four youngsters re- having said this, since there were no
ral object. Now, all of these objections are ported having seen the UFO circle, the hel- .
astronauts on Skylab at that dale. Pulp
admittedly based on the testimony of icopter that night. This development monthlies have conjured up fantastic im-
startled and trighleried crewmen, and seemed to provide the clinching proof of ages of alien "tractor beams" dragging
Klass has tried to make the most of the unexplainability as the fireball hypothesis terrified airmen into the sky Coyne sud-
known testimony
unreliability of similar was apparently extinguished. So eager denly recalled, several years after the
from other pilots under similar circum- was the UFO community to believe this event, that his compass had been spin-
stances. But the four crewmen are as- story that writers were quoting the new ning wildly the following day and had to be
tonishingly consistent in their accounts, testimony as evidence months before —
replaced bu! no maintenance reports
requiring parallel misperceptions, if such anything but its bare existence had been have been found.
they are. announced. Jennie Zeldman's confidence in the
According Zeldman's reconstruction
to But Klass (together with a few other her- strength of the Coyne UFO case has been
of the encounter, based on many hours of expressed in warnings to some col-
interviews with the crewmen, the incident leagues who privately still question some
covered a period of more than five min- aspects of her analysis. Such heretical
utes. Klass is the first to admit that such a doubts, she asserts, are dangerous
duration would absolutely rule out his "fire- symptoms of being "suckered into wor-
ball" hypothesis, so he disputes it as ship ot that arch-con-man Phil Klass." As
strongly as UFO believers want to accept for Klass's fireball misperception theory
it. Captain Coyne's first recollection of the Zeldman considers a dead issue: "I pre-
it

incident, which psychologists would tes- dict Klass will now change his tactics and
tify is probably the most accurate esti- claim the case is a hoax, that the lour army
mate, was that it had lasted "about a min- men were lying "
ute"; the time span has lengthened over Klass laughs oft that suggestion: "I have
the years, reaching 330 seconds last year never doubted the integrity or reputation
before falling back to Zeldman's figure of of the men. What have doubted is their
I

300 seconds. Attempts to restage the en- ability, under a life-threatening nighttime
counter have not resolved this critical emergency to accurately interpret and re-
point, and the dispute continues. call the sudden brief visual inputs which .

The crew's physical description of the they perceived."


object is less ironclad, especially in light While the average airline passenger
of similar misperceptions reported by may like to think that pilots are "trained ob-
other pilots, mentioned earlier. The green servers" with excellent powers ot recogni-
color of the objects may have been a color tion of midair phenomena, UFO investiga-
distortion through the green sun visor tors have discovered just the opposite to
along the lop of the canopy Coyne initially be true. Klass, then, is not alone in ques-
reported watching the object over him tioning these abilities.
through the canopy but later amended his Writing in the Hynek UFO Report (Dell,
account to place the object more in front of 1978), pro-UFO spokesman Dr. J, Allen
him. The red object seen earlier may have etic UFO experts such as David Schroth of Hynek of the Center lor UFO Studies ob-
only been a radio-tower warning light. MUFON) claims that the alleged ground served Ihal ", surprisingly, commercial
, ,

As to the stopping of the UFO directly testimony does not really corroborate the and appear to make rela-
military pilots
over the helicopter, that item too has Coyne UFO account; instead, it grossly tively poor witnesses but it should , , .

grown over the years. Although the crew contradicts it, casting even more disper- come as no surprise that a majority of pilot
now speaks of the UFO "stopping dead" sion on its authenticity The UFO's given misidentilications were of astronomical
for as long as ten seconds, the ohginal re- position was at least eight kilometers (five objects," One possible reassuring expla-
ports claimed only that it "hesitated mo- miles) from the helicopter's flight path, as nation for this failure is that all their flying
mentarily" for a second or two at most reconstructed by Klass from the pilot's experience has conditioned pilots to inter-
Klass, in probably the weakest link of his own account. Also, the flight direction and pret fragmentary visual glimpses in terms
fireball hypothesis, theorizes that the maneuvers of the UFO were completely at of nearby aircraft-sized structured ob-
lingenng fiery trail of the meteor may have variance: the crew said the object pro- jects, since these would naturally be of pri-
illuminated the cabin tor several seconds, ceeded westbound after the flyby while mary concern.
leading the men to assume that the UFO the ground testimony alleges it reversed None diminishes in any way the
of this
had stopped. Another possibility hinges course back eastwards. amazing character of the Coyne UFO en-
on the fact thai the men were on amoving, Frustrated UFO researchers bemoan counter. Something that behaved just like
pitching aircraft that, just at the moment the likelihood that there were numerous an alien spaceship might be expected to
the UFO passed overhead, probably other people who saw the flaming object behave was reported by four credible
pulled hard out of a dive and began to but did not bother to report it. The Ameri- witnesses; the stimulus must have been
climb, a slight lurch of the helicopter to the can Meteor Society estimates that re- it something truly extraordinary. Such re-
left could easily have given the impression ceives reports on less than one meteor in ports in the past have turned out to have
that the fireball had indeed "hesitated mo- ten; indeed, the fireball the same night of been honest misperceptions, but there
mentarily" the Coyne incident passed over popu- are features of this case much harder to
But these are only theories, and some- lated regions of Pennsylvania and Ohio explain. The Coyne UFO flies on, one of
times half-baked ones at that. Ultimately but was officially reported by only one per- the best on record.

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UFOs are reported from all over the forthe Scientific Investigation of Claims of over it), dismissing the damage reports as
world, with major "flaps" occurring period- the Paranormal," who were able to identify understandable rumors and exaggera-
ically in Latin America, Western Europe, the UFO with the glowing exhaust plumes tions. Reporters Oris and Dick, who had
Japan, and elsewhere. Even Russia has of'a rocket carryirig the Cosmos-955 spy obtained data from Russian UFO ex-
their
been host to UFO encounters, some ot satellite. perts in Moscow but who had never actu-
which have been typical ot reports else- Since the rare predawn launch had ally visited the site of the damage, claimed
where, and some of which have been been made from the top secret Plesetsk to —
have more details but they would not
unique. space center a few hundred kilometers be revealed until a new book was com-
One of the strangest Russian UFOs ever from Ihe scene of the sighting, TASS offi- pleted. TASS, attempting to make up for its
reported was seen near Leningrad about cials had at first been unaware of the true original slipup, has clamped down a cur-
a year ago. In the predawn darkness of explanation. When informed,' they had tain of secrecy over all aspects of the
September 20, 1977, early rising resi- been bound by security regulations from event.
dents of the industrial town of Petro- revealing it. Nearly a year after the jellyfish UFO's
zavodsk watched an awesome spectacle The matter rested for several months, flight, another "official" Soviet explanation
in the eastern sky. since most leading UFO groups accepted was published, breaking a longstanding
A giant glowing "jellyfish" hung high in the 'secret rocket' explanation. The case news blackout. The verdict from scientist
the air, with luminous tentacles hanging seemed forgotten except as an embar- M. Dimitreyev was oddly familiar to ob-
down lo the ground. It slowly drifted north- rassment to Moscow for inadvertently ad- servers of the American UFO scene. As
ward, changing shape and size, with a vertising a Soviet military space secret. best as Western experts could determine,
bright point of light at its center. The jellyfish UFO returned suddenly to the Russian scientist was claiming that the
TASS, the official Soviet news agency, life last March, borne (reborn?) by head- UFO had been "swampsky gas."
carried the story the next day. The mani- lines on the front page of a weekly tabloid. According to Dimitreyev's theory,
festation was labeled "an unusual natural "First UFO to Inflict Damage on a City!" backed up by voluminous calculations
phenomenon," in line with official Soviet screamed the National Enquirer, as it re- and technical gibberish, the glowing
policy of denouncing 'flying saucers' as lated the discovery by reporters Bill Dick clouds the sky were just luminescent
in
only a profitable fantasy concocted by the and Henry Oris that the UFO had broken smog came from nearby in-
that allegedly
unscrupulous greedy capitalist news me- windows and drilled tiny holes in paving dustrial areas such as Petrozavodsk. That
dia. stones all over hapless Petrozavodsk. would probably be a greater miracle than
Soviet scientists suggested that the Moreover, the UFO had returned re- a real flying saucer, cynical observers
could have been a decaying sat-
'jellyfish' peatedly since its first raid. suggested, and it reminded UFO experts
ellile burning up in the atmosphere. Skeptics attributed the reports of physi- of the infamous Michigan UFOs in 1966,
Readers were assured that no man-made caldamage to the well-known effects of which were labeled "swamp gas.
activitiescould have been responsible. popular hysteria, since as turned out the
it But the much-publicized "scientific ex-
But Western reporls gleefully and unam- 'jellyfish UFO' had struck sheer terror into planation" of the jellyfish UFO may be
biguously labeled the sighting a UFO, thousands of witnesses. But UFO groups, taken as real evidence of continued popu-
Combined with similar reports from the contempiating the new evidence (or re- lar anxiety and interest inside Russia con-
Leningrad area and from across the Finn- ports of evidence —
nobody could be cerning the ohginal incident. The govern-
ish border, the 'jellyfish UFO' story made found who had actually seen the damage, ment is clearly even more anxious to havfe
numerous wire services and broadcast since it had all been confiscated by the se- people stop thinking about the event lest
news programs. cret police), wavered in their prior en- they figure out what it really was.
More sober observers of the UFO scene dorsement of the 'secret rocket' explana- The whole issue of flying saucers inside
were not toe impressed, however. At the tion. One new version, published in a UFO the USSR is a hot potato for the Soviet gov-
privately funded Center for UFO Studies in magazine, asserted that the secret rocket ernment. There is a great deal of popular
Illinois, researcher Allan Hendry was re- had actually exploded over the city, show- interest in the topic since the Russians fol-
minded of similar American reports that .ering the area with fragments that caused low their own space program quite enthu-
turned out to be night time rocket the reported damage. siastically and are fascinated by science
launches. This suspicion was confirmed The 'UFO Subcommittee' stood fast with fictionand theories of extraterrestrial civili-
by analysts on the UFO Subcommittee, a its 'secret rocket' theory (and the rocket zation (which naturally will all be commu-
subdivision of the skeptical "Committee had been going away from the city, not nistic).
But the government's drive to wield a
monopoly on public ideas has led to an
official aversion for such wild subjects,
since it became clear in the 1 960s that So-

viet"UFO experts" did not believe official


Soviet explanations any more than West-
ern UFO specialists believed official U.S.
government explanations. These Russian
UFO buffs are tolerated but not allowed to
publish, so a UFO "underground" com-
plete with samizdat newspapers has
sprung up.
The incident has entered the pantheon
of UFO myths, although its legitimacy re-
mains to be established, considering it
had TASS as a father and the National En-
quirer as a stepfather. While the more seri-
ous pro-UFO groups remain unim-
pressed, and the 'UFO Subcommittee'
claims to have exorcised it with skeptical
press releases, the Russian jellyfish UFO
has all the qualities for becoming another
Freeie-frame of the lamous Rudolph Negora UFO near Yugoslav border in 1971 UFO superstar. OQ
patented by Hippolyte Mege-Mouries in Eye Frozen Foods.
EAfUlES
ANSWERS TO GAMES (pagei44)
1 869. He described it as "a compound

of suet,skim milk, pig's stomach, cow's


7930s: Carlton Magee, editor of an Okla-
homa City newspaper, invented tUepark-
udder, and bicarbonate of soda." ing meter in the early 1 930s to help control
Mege-Mouries reasoned that a cow's downtown traffic and provide revenues
STORIES BEHIND THE INVENTION Roy Plunkett of the DuPont Chemical
natural body fat was responsible for milk,
Pre-1000: Although known from the so this same agency could make a butter Company found a substance that was so
Bronze Age, the safety pin was recon- substitute. slippery that virluatly nothing would stick
ceived by Walter Hunt in 1 849. He sold his 1870s: Thomas Edison was experiment- to it. His company patented the stuff under
patent rights for a flai $400. ing with paraffin-covered paper when he the name Teflon in 1938.
The pretzel dates from about 500 B.C. It discovered a way of using a wax stencil to 7940s: The nylon stocking came about
is said to be the invention of an Italian duplicate printing. Edison's mimeograph, because the DuPont Company offered a
monl< who gave them to children as a re- invented in 1875, was later bought by Al- new product to hosiery manufacturers.
ward for learning prayers. The shape was bert Blake Dick, who refined it and later They were introduced on May 15, 1940.
supposed to symbolize the cross or, sec- marketed It under his own name. The bikini was sfjown at a Paris
first

ondarily, that of a child's arms folded in In 1 879, at age 60, Henry Tate perfected fashion show and named after the atomic
prayer. the sugar cube, made a fortune, and used explosion on Bikini Atoll four days before,
7000-7599: The first condom is attributed itto purchase paintings. This formed the on July 1, 1946.
to Gabriel Fallopius, the Padua University nucleus of the world-renowned Tate Gal- 1 950s-Present: The go-kart was first built

anatomy professor who died in 1562. He lery in England, by Art Ingles In Los Angeles in 1956.

was also credited with the discovery of the 76805: A soda fountain clerk In Waco,
fallopian tubes. Texas, invented a new soft drink that im- THE DOOHICKEY QUIZ
The pencil can be traced back to 1 565, mediately caught on among his cus- 1-E, 2-C.3-F, 4-A, 5-J, 6-H, 7-D, 8-1, 9-B,
when Konrad von Gesner of Zurich de- tomers. They dubbed it Dr. Pepper after a 10-G.
scribed a piece of lead held In a wooden real doctor whom fhe soda clerk had
casing. worked for 'ROUND SHE GOES
1600-7799; Josepii Merlin roller-skated The first can openers appeared in U,S, One might think that the difference in
into a masquerade party in 1760 while Army and Navy stores in 1885. Previous to length would create an infiniiesimally
playing his violin. Unable to stop, he rolled this, no efficienfmethod of opening was small error in height. But, in fact, the string
straight into a large mirror, severely in- known, except to "cut round on the top would have to stand 6" off the entire sur-
juring himself. with a chisel and hammer." face of the earth. You can verify this with
In 1762 Jean-Jacques Perret put a thin 1890s' A patent for a "clasp looker" went some simple geometry, by figuring how
guard on one side of a blade to prevent the to Whitcomb L. Judson in 1893. Metal the change In circumference affects the
blade from slipping into the si^in. The teeth interlinked with one another to fasten radius of the sphere. The difference in ra-
safety razor was born. with a zip —the first z/pper. dius is the height the siring stands. DO
7800-7839: The world's first soda pop Coney Island saw the first escalator in

was created in 1807 when a Ptiiladelphia 1896. Jesse W. Reno's invention was an
druggist,
fruit
Townsend Speakman, added
flavors to some carbonated water.
Edwin Budding invented the lawn
inclined belt conveyor with rubber-cov-
ered slats to provide a grip,
1900s: The ice cream cone was invented
FREE!
mower in 1830. Before then, grass fields

could be cut only with a scythe and when


wet. Budding worked in a textile factory,
at the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exhibition
in St. Louis. A Syrian penny-sugar-waffle
salesman named E.A. Hamwi started roll-
EDMUND
and after operating a machine designed
to shear the nap off of cloth, he got the
ing his waffles into cones for the benefit of
the ice-cream concessionaire in the next
SCIENTIFIC
idea for a similar device "for the purpose
of cropping or shearing the vegetable
booth.
The first photocopier was patented in
1906 for use in an Oklahoma City land
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by John Carrie in 1843, you wanted and he got it for you. Then in The Btciling,

7850s: The potato chip was invented by 1912 two stores in California the Alpha — FREE
Edmund
George Crum, head chef of the Moon Lake Beta Food Market in Ponoma, and Ward's CatalogI
House Hotel in Saratoga Springs, New Groceteria in Ocean Park— instituted the
York, in 1853. was a sarcastic reply to
It revolutionary idea of letting the custo-
some returned "too thick" french fries. mer serve himself, and the supermarket
Elisha Graves Otis demonstrated his was born.
first elevator at a New York exhibition in Noxema skin cream has been around
1 854. The first one was Installed five years since 1 91 4, Its name came from the testi-

later, revolutionizing architecture, mony of a satisfied customer: "Your prod-


7860s: Scottish physicist James Clerk uct sure knocked my eczema!"
Maxwell, with his assistant, Thomas Sut- 7920s: In 1S25lhe f'wBt In-flight movie was
a Yes Hush me your FREE Catalog so that
lean ex plora Ectmund's Woild ot Sdmca
ton, made three photographs of a bright introduced, a film of Conan Doyle's Tiie
tartan ribbon through red, green, and blue Lost World. It was shown on an Imperial
"filters" (actually bottles containing col- Airways flight from England to the Conti-
ored liquid). The resulting positive glass nent.
transparencies were projected through
three lamps, -each with a corresponding
While working for the U.S. government,
Clarence Birdseye observed the Eskimo
S1al._ Zip _
filter Thus color photography was born In practice of freezing fish. After studying it

May 1861. for several years, he launched the com-


The first synthetic food, margarine, was pany that bears his name in 1923: Birds
^P^^.i^i A- ^£^;
Inventions that mark
turning points in human existence.

BY SCOT MORRIS

With all the furor in the press about clon- INVENTIONS YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN WERE THESE INVENTED?
ing and recombinant DMA, it is startling to Pre-1000: playing cards, false teeth. Place each of these inventions into one
umbrella, soap of the 1 6 time frames in the chart:
find that this year marl<s the 200th anni-
versary of the first artificial insemination 1000-1595: beer, table fork, colorless 1 air conditioning

In 1779, Abbe LazareSpalianzani of Itaiy glass, canal locks, hand 2 bikini swimsuii
injected the semen of a spaniei into a fe- gun, astrolabe, helicopter 3 can opener
maie hunting dog, and 62 days iater 1600-1799: pressure cooker, thimble. 4 color photography
found himself the owner of three pups, metronome, merry-go- 5 condom
it did not take long for humans to get round, stopwatch, fountain 6 Dr Pepper
into the act, for, as Pudd'nhead Wilson pen, calculator 7 elevator (in a public building)
said, "Few things are hardertoput up 1800-1839: computer, elastic. Poker, 8 escalator
with than the annoyance of a good ex- accordion, carbon paper. 9 frozen foods
ample." Just six years later, in 1 785, M. stethoscope, plywood 10 go-karf
Thouret of Paris University successfully 1840-49: safety matches, chewing 11 gummed envelopes
impregnated his wife with a tin syhnge. gum, taxi meter, gelatin 12 icecream cone
These events and inventions mark dessert, cylinder lock 13 movie
in-flight

momentous turning points in human exis- T850-59: electric burglar alarm. 14 lawn mower
tence, much like the landing on the moon cigarettes, jeans, gas 15 mimeograph
or the invention of the light bulb and tele- burner, celluloid, overseas 16 IMoxema
phone. Yel many of us are hard-pressed telegram 17 nylon stockings
as to when "minor" items were invented. 1860-69: plastic, barbed wire. 18 parking meter
For instance, a glance at the chart on this badminton, machine gun, 19 pencil
page shows thai an electric burglar alarm torpedo, typewriter 20 photocopier
was around in the 1850s, long before 1870-79: cash register, toilet roll. 21 potato chip
electricity was in common usage. Simi- milking machine, saccharin. 22 pretzel
larly, false teeth have been known microphone 23 roller skates
for a thousand years or more. 1880-89: motorcycle. Yellow Pages 24 safety pin
"In fact, we are often deceived not only phone directory, juke box. 25 safely razor
by the commonness of a particular item, artificial silk, linotypers 26 soda pop
but also by its adaptation to space-age 1890-99: toothpaste tube, golf lee, 27 sugar cubes
technology After all, isn't a food process- aspirin, electric chair, wire- 28 supermarket
or really an advanced form of the mortar less telegraphy 29 synthetic (man-made) food
and pestle? 1900-09: rayon, vacuum cleaner. 30 Teflon
Ali of the inventions listed on this chart permanent wave, silicone, 31 zipper
are in their correct time periods. Abraham animated cartoon
Deviation
Lincoln' and George Washington lived in 1910-19: stainless steel, Life Savers,
Year Points
different eras, yet both knew of pressure bra, crossword puzzle, tear
cookers and stopwatches. It is both inter- gas, gas masks Pre-1000:
esting and fun to correlate our knowledge 1920-29: Scotch tape, Contract 1000-1599
of historical people and events with when Bridge, water skis, pop-up 1600-1799
an item was invented. electric toaster, cloverleaf 1800-1839
That's what this month's quiz is all intersection, power 1840-1849
about: When were they invented? Thir- steering, self-winding 1850-1859
ty-one everyday inventions are listed be- watch 1860-1869
low. The idea is to try and place each of 1930-39: instant coffee, drive-in 1870-1879
these into the 16 time periods. movies, fluorescent light- 1880-1889
Most times you won't know the correct ing,polyethylene, DDT 1890-1899
answer. Fine. You should make your most 1940-49: aerosol spray, Polaroid 1900-1909
educated guess, since guesstimating will camera, microwave oven. 1910-1919
often produj^e a good score, if you know streptomycin, transistor, 1920-1929
the answer, great But we're betting that 1950- stainless Steel razor blade, 1930-1939
most of these will surprise and confound Present: electric toothbrush, fiber-tip 1940-1949
even the best of you. pen, polio vaccine 1950-Pres nt:
HOW TO SCORE 1 The paper decorations you put
. OMNI Competition #3
For eacti invention, find the number ol over the ends of lamb chops, Most of us view a final exam question as
time periods between your answer and _^ 2. The typewriter mark that looks one of the great traumas of our academic
the correct answer. For example, the first like this: / lives.It is doubtful that there isn't one of

cash register appeared in the 1870s. If 3. The metal arrangement that us who hasn't broken into a cold sweat at
you place it in the 1890s, give yourself covers a champagne cork. the thought of an algebra question, for in-
two deviation points for this invention; 4. The small wooden affair in res- stance, or perhaps solving a chemical
likewise if you place it in the 1850s you taurants that comes with butter packed equation.
are also two deviation points off. Ignore inside and with one stave extending up, Below are some questions that we have
plus or minus signs, and simply add your 5. The horizontal mark used to thought of and wondered about our-
deviation points up for all 31 inventions. show a long vowel, selves. Some of them may not have any
(0-45) —Excellent 6. The emblem of a publisher thai answer, but they are certainly guaranteed
(46-90) —Good is put on books, to curl your toes!
(91-130)— Average 7. The division in the middle of a Theology: "If God is omnipotent, can he
(130+) —Poor magazine spread. build a stone so big that he can't lift it?"
Don't be too discouraged if your score 8. The fringed decoration on Physical Science: "If all matter is made of
is not superlative. In an informal survey of shoes that covers the laces. molecules, why is it we can see through
OMNI staffers and friends, even the best 9. The little silver sugar balls a the molecules in glass, but not through
of us could score no lower than a (42). baker uses to decorate a birthday cake. the molecules in wood?"
The average was a (88). So take heart it — 10. The contraption a baker uses Aerodynamics: "If an airplane gets its lift
isn't as easy as it looks! to sprinkle sugar on your doughnuts. from the round shape of the upper part of
By the way— in order to avoid some ar- its wing (the Bernoulli principle), how is it

guments and the wrath of inventors ev- THlEIR NAMES possible for an airplane to fly upside-
erywhere, here is a list of publications A. Piggin h Coifle down?"
thatwe found extremely helpful in pre- B. Drag^es u. Dredger Optics: "Why does a mirror reverse left-
paring this quiz: (;. Solidus H. Colophon and-right but not up-and-down?"
The Book of Firsts by Patrick Robertson, 11. Gutter 1. Kiltie Astrophysics: "What is beyond the edge
Glarkson N. Potter, Inc./Publisher. b. Papillotes J. Macron of the universe, if anything?"
Science and Inventions "Time Line" by Philosophy: "Why is there something (i.e.
Paddinglon Press, Ltd. ROUND SHE GOES.... the universe) instead of nothing?"
The Pocket Book of Famous First Facts Imagine you have a piece of string The Competition: Readers "are invited to
by Joseph Nathan Kane, Pocket Books. 25,000 miles long, and that you want to submit a final exam question that might
Why Did They Name It. .? by Hannah
. stretch this snuglyaround the equator. set a scientist to scratching his head, if
Campbell, Ace Books, Inc. Suppose you started from point A, and not lead to a nervous breakdown. All must
Eureka: An Illustrated l-listory of Inven- then traveled over desert, forest, ocean be based on current scientific knowledge
From the Wheel to the Computer by
tions and mountain until you returned to point or speculation. Postcards only, please.
Edward deBono, Holt, Rinehart. A. (Let us assume for the sake of conven- Enlhes should be postmarked by March
Everyday Inventions by Meredith Hooper, ience that the earth is a perfect sphere.) 1 ,1 979. First prize winner will receive

Taplinger Publishing Co., Inc. Upon your return, however, you find that $100. Runnersup (2-10) will receive $25,
the string is actually three feet too long. All entries become the property of

DOOHICKEYS Instead of cutting the string, you decide OMNI and will not be returned. Send en-
In November we featured a quiz on to He the ends together and distribute the tries to OMNI Competition-3, 909 Third

doohickeys —those whatchamacailits extra length evenly over the entire 25,000 Ave., N.Y.N. Y 10022.
and gizmos that we use all the time. Most miles. How far off the ground will the
of us don't know what the true names of string stand because it is 36" too long? Note: In our competition,
first we asked
these are, though they all have proper Just for fun, take any three digit number you to create "Signs o! the Times"-
English names. (say 321). Now repeal the digit to make a language-free images that convey an im-
So many of you have responded to this six digit number (321321). Now divide portant message. We have been inun-
that we thought we would try and con- this by seven, divide that product by dated with responses— some good and
lound you one-more time. Remember that eleven, and finally divide that product by some not-so-good. They have been
each thing has only one name and that thirteen. You should end up with your sorted and judged, and we plan to devote
each name applies to only one thing. Just original three digit numbe'r! several pages to them in the February is-
match them up. Answers: page 141 sue of OMNI. Watch for it! OO
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)TRIKFI

LAJDRD
By Isaac Asimov

1 976, the doctors of Los Angeles ual Veterans Day "I repeat that this is not Knuckles") Hollering, age 12, shouted
Inwent on strike and stayed on strike for a strike," said Ehrlich O'Konski, head of down to this reporter from his bedroom
five weeks, abandoning iheir patients the local postal union. "We just don't work window, "We kids are sick of this strike,
to the mercy of natural recovery on holidays." We ain't learning nothirig. At school I

The weekly death rate in Los Angeles The divorce rate is, of course, way could mark up the walls in my art class
promptly dropped from 1 9,8 deaths per down. Hardbit lawyers are depressed, and break up the toilets so could get I

1 00,000 to an average of 1 6,2 per economically and emotionally. learned-up about plumbing. break one I

1 00,000 during the strike-bound five little toilet at home, my old man gets mad.
Said attorney Geraldine Upanishad,
weeks. When the doctors went busily "It'sobvious that the American husband I can'i smoke in my stupid house, can't I

back lo their slelhoscopes and tongue and the American floozie are being de- look at dirty pictures. And I don't remem-
depressors, the weekly death rate prived of their Constitutional right to write ber when I
last had a chance to beat up a
promptly jumped lo an average of 20,4 indiscreet letters for wives to find. If this teacher. Beating up my mom ain't no fun.
per 100,000 over the next five weeks. vicious miasma of family peace keeps up, She's allowed to hit back."
The most likely reason for this decline society will break down and, worse, law-
seemed to rest in the elimination of elec- yers will lose a lot of money" North Nowhere, North Dakota. Decem-
tivesurgery (the kind a patient wants for ber 8. Carher pigeons from South No-
the fun of it). Doctors denied this. They San Juan de Las Troundup. California where, South Dakota, inform us that the
,

said at least part of the drop was due to November 17. Ten weeks after the start of second year of the town's newspaper
the elimination of necessary surgery (the school, there is no start of school as the
strike has begun today and there is no
kind a doctor wants for the fun of it). teachers remain stubbornly on the picket sign of a break in the stalemate.
This is an actual well-documented line despite the offer to raise their salaries
Meanwhile, the report is that mental ill-
event because it happened in Los to the janitorial level
ness has fallen to a record low.
Angeles. Similar events (the actuality of Meanwhile juvenile crime has dropped Manlee Menstroo, South Nowhere visi-
which we cannot guarantee) can be dis- to a record low level Jimmie Brass (
tor says, "There isn't any bad news going
covered by an assiduous combing of around guess there must be bad news
I

small-town newspapers. out there somewhere, but it don't get to


us There's a rumor that Congress is back
Knothole, Tennessee, June 25. The po- in session, and that upset some people

lice strike that has lain like a pall on this but jve didn't know for sure. It could be all
fair town is now in its sixth week. Nowhere the Congresspeopie died, and that
isa patrolman to be seen; the police cars thought cheered us up."
languish in their garages. Psychiatrist Hugh Safreud agreed.
And the crime rate is way down. Oh yes, it's a denial of reality that
Joshua Fondue of the Citizen's Action causes all this mental health. It's bad. It's
Committee put it this way: "We get in- distinctly unhealthy to be healthy Possi-
doors right after sunset. That way there's bly so for the patient. Certainly so for the
no mugging, and with all of us right here psychiatrist. understand that some psy-
I

with our baseball bats and switchblades chiatrists in South Nowhere are keeping
there are no break-ins. And that means copies of The New York Times in their
you, buster; don't care if you do say
I
waiting rooms to maintain proper levels of
you're a reporter. Just stay on your side of anxiety If the Times goes on strike, too, it
the door." may be the end for South Nowhere.
Spike Gaolbate, three-iime loser, They die of pernicious happiness.
II

agrees. "The police strike has eliminated


strolling beneath the stars. It deprives the United Nations. New York, December
citizen of beauty; it deprives us of their 25. The peace and joy of the Chhstmas
skulls or wallets, whichever is thicker." season was marred by a proclamation of
a general strike on the part of all the mili-
Hardbit, Vermont, July 18. The town of tary forces of the world. Panic reigns in

Hardbit has-notseen a piece of mail the hearts of all true patriots of every
move in two months, as the local postal persuasion
employees, all veterans of the Lebanese Meanwhile, tears of universal disaster
Occupation of 1 958, declared a Perpet- sank to an all-time low over the world. DO

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