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VOL. 31 ■ nO. 595
Who Killed the Han Family?

Prosecutors Lay Out Their Case Against Pierre Haobsh
by nick welsh
p l u s
Empire of the Sun • Ryan Adams
Improv at the Zoo • Wonder Woman
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7 0 th A N N I V E R S A R Y musicacademy.org
2017
Summer
Festival
Extraordinary performances from JUNE 12-AUGUST 5
UPCOMING EVENTS
13 ACADEMY OPEN HOUSE
JUN All are welcome to join us for our free day of events on the beautiful grounds of the
Music Academy. Experience four different types of masterclasses – brass, chamber
music, viola, and percussion. The day begins with a docent-led tour of the campus.
Visitors are welcome to bring picnics for lunch.
15 NPR’S FROM THE TOP

JUN WITH HOST CHRISTOPHER O’RILEY
From the Top with Host Christopher O’Riley is recorded before live audiences in 16
cities each year. Each recording is approximately 90 minutes in length and gives
audiences a first-hand look at how a radio show is created. Music Academy fellows
will create a performance that will later be broadcast twice across the nation.
17 BRASSFEST
JUN An annual tradition during the Summer Festival, in which the Academy Brass and
Percussion fellows take part. BrassFest features hallmarks of the brass repertoire from
all genres. Small and large brass ensembles will perform. The program will feature a
west coast premiere by guest composer Timo Andres. Mark H. Lawrence conducts.
19 CLASSICAL EVOLUTION/REVOLUTION
JUN The Music Academy will be a pioneer for thought leadership in music and the arts this season
as it launches the first conference of its kind. Topics will include the role of tastemakers and
experts, redefining the live experience, development of virtual art, new financial models,
audience development and diversity, and art as a response to social and cultural issues.
MON, JUN 19 / TUE, JUN 20 ALL EVENTS FREE
24 STRAVINSKY’S RITE OF SPRING

JUN Larry Rachleff conductor
STRAUSS “Dance of the Seven Veils” from Salome
GABRIELA LENA FRANK Three Latin-American Dances for Orchestra
STRAVINSKY The Rite of Spring (Le Sacre du printemps)
SUMMER HIGHLIGHTS
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Contents volume 31, number 595, June 8-15, 2017 aiming high
living.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35
paul wellman file photo

Like Rory Gilmore of Gilmore
paul wellman
Girls, Indy intern Olivia Nemec aspires
Living Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 to write for the New York Times — who
doesn’t? she asked — and match
Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39
Christiane Amanpour for daring.
Food & Drink . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40 Olivia said she’s lost count of how
many times she’s watched the show.
The Restaurant Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Fortunately for us, she decided to start
Dining Out Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 at a newspaper closer to UCSB, her
soon-to-be alma mater. She’s living
a&e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45
her parents’ dream of attending col-
lege, she said, which their native Czech
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Republic under Communist rule didn’t
Arts Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 allow, though her father managed
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Theater . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 to finish a BA a few years ago in San
Francisco — all while managing two
Pop, Rock & Jazz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48 businesses with her mother. Journal-
STORY
ism school beckons, she said, where
Reviews . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50
she will pursue a focus on women’s
issues and mental health, and maybe
film & tv. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 a touch of foreign correspondence.
Who Killed Movie Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53
the Han Family? online now at
Prosecutors Lay Out Their Case odds & ends. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 independent.com opinions
Against Pierre Haobsh
Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 Readers rally for State Street revival
(Nick Welsh) and the Paris climate accord, and
Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . . . 56 news against taxes.
news.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Classifieds.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57 A conversation with an architect of
the Green Climate Fund’s predecessor;
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poll
opinions.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 and city, county, and UCSB
go full speed ahead in CO2 Single-payer health insurance in
In Memoriam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  15
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by Kelsey Brugger @kelseybrugger, Keith hamm, tyler hayden @TylerHayden1, and nicK Welsh, with Independent staff
environment
news Briefs
Power uP: Tuesday’s City Council meeting was
so packed with people upset by President Trump’s
withdrawal from the Paris climate-change accord
that city cops had to divert members of the public to
overflow chambers. law & disorder
controls that.” The only way to ensure clean When Robert Lorin
energy is pumped through the city’s buildings Musich (pictured)
is to generate it here, he said. was arrested for
That sentiment was echoed by World Busi- his fire inspection
ness Academy President Rinaldo Brutoco, scam, investiga-
whose organization has long advocated for tors found boxes
the creation of a South Coast microgrid to containing hun-
both clean up the region’s energy portfolio dreds more fake
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and insulate it from crippling blackout should invoices ready to
its single connection to the Edison grid be be mailed. Musich
severed in a fire or earthquake. “We’re at the had been send-
end of the line here,” agreed Santa Barbara ing invoices in the
Chamber of Commerce CEO Ken Oplinger. amount of $413.11
We’ll Always Have Paris

From a basic business perspective and to to businesses throughout California, stating that
better protect commerce from the outages they owed Red Mountain Security, or RMS, for a
that have recently plagued the area, he said, fire equipment inspection that had never taken
it makes sense for Santa Barbara to generate place. Between Santa Barbara investigators and
its own power. the state Franchise Tax Board, 1,297 victims were
After Trump Drops Climate Accord, Easier said than done, said Councilmem-
ber Randy Rowse, who voted in favor of the
discovered who had paid a total of $502,189.91
to Musich. He pleaded guilty on 5/31 to multiple
S.B. Votes for 100 Percent Renewable Energy resolution but with a few words of caution.
The challenge, he said, will be to figure out
felony counts and is expected to get seven years
in California prison on 6/28, including restitution
by Tyler Hayden determined, but City Hall is exploring a menu how to produce a meaningful amount of to the victims. He also owes Nevada three more
and Jean Yamamura of options and has already initiated a number energy within Santa Barbara’s relatively small years for violating probation in the same scam
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n the heels of President Donald Trump’s of projects to start moving in that direction footprint bounded by the mountains and in 2015.
decision to break from the Paris cli- and to help offset increased demand from the ocean. “And I don’t want to see solar panels
mate accord, Santa Barbara on Tuesday city’s new energy-intensive desalination plant. on every red-tile roof in town,” he said. “We county
became the 30th U.S. city—city and the first This past year, the city targeted its big power have an aesthetic to preserve.” Still, Rowse
on the Central Coast—to commit to using wasters, reducing overall electricity use by went on, it’s a worthy goal to go after. The 805 will be joined by another area code
100 percent renewable energy in the very near 2 percent and increasing electricity produc- Hotchkiss wasn’t swayed by Tuesday’s pub- — 820 — for the first time since 1999 when 661
future. tion at El Estero’s cogeneration plant, Lauro lic outpouring or the determination of his col- began to be used for areas to Santa Barbara’s
In a 5-1 vote, with councilmember and Reservoir’s mini hydroelectric facility, and leagues. He said he worried about renewable east and south. With the 805 prefix forecast to
mayoral candidate Frank Hotchkiss the lone among solar arrays. A new HVAC system at sources increasing rates. “There are people out be running out of unique numbers by December
dissenter, the City Council approved a mea- the Police Department eliminated the natural there that rely on trying to keep costs down,” 2018, California’s Public Utilities Commission
sure to make the full changeover by 2030. gas used by the old boiler, the airport will be he said. “Whether it’s taxes, gas, or whatever. has decided that existing telephone numbers
Right now, approximately 28 percent of the installing a 900-kilowatt solar system, and all Those folks absolutely have to be represented, will keep the 805 area code; new customers will
electricity provided to the city at large is streetlights are set to be converted to LED. and I plan to do it.” His comments drew vocal receive the new number starting June 2018, giv-
deemed renewable. The decision drew hearty Looking ahead, explained city assistant rebuttals from the crowd, some of whom were ing the geographic region between Monterey
applause from a crowd of longtime environ- manager Matt Fore, Santa Barbara could frustrated by him appearing to read on his and Ventura two area codes. Dialing the extra
mentalists, student activists, and everyday develop its own renewable phone during portions of three digits will become mandatory in May 2018.
citizens so large that police had to close the sources or voluntarily pay the public comment period. Historically, the mid-California area had been
council chambers, funnel people into an over- for clean energy through “Now is the time, Frank, for covered by the 213 area code — now solely for
flow room, and, when that was full, direct Southern California Edi- you and everybody to pay Los Angeles — until 1957, when the 805 was
them to the balcony. son. It could also purchase attention to our environ- created.
Statements leading up to the vote were renewable energy credits ment,” said Jordan benShea,
both impassioned and pragmatic. UCSB from providers outside vice president of the CEC’s goleta
undergraduates lamented the existential the region. California state board of directors. “We
threat of climate change, and conservation mandates may help move have the environment, the The mature trees and hedges that line the roads
leaders talked about the practicalities of such the needle, and the results money, and the passion to and shade the homes of Old Town Goleta mark
an ambitious and challenging undertaking. of an upcoming study be leaders.” the area as a historic reflection of times past. A
But everyone voiced confidence in Santa Bar- will reveal whether a pro- After the hearing, Katie new state transportation grant of $2,224,000
bara’s ability to realize its goal. “So it is time to posed Community Choice Frank Hotchkiss Davis, chair of the Sierra now allows the city to complete sidewalk
get to work,” said Mayor Helene Schneider. Energy program is a finan- Club’s Santa Barbara group improvements to the area between Mallard and
Before Tuesday’s vote, Schneider called cially feasible option for — who, along with the Fairview avenues by 2020, instead of the 10 years
Trump’s withdrawal from the Paris climate Santa Barbara, Fore said. CEC, was instrumental in shepherding the previously estimated. Public Works and its con-
accord “ridiculous and short-sighted.” She Former mayor and current mayoral can- resolution through City Hall—emphasized tractors, however, must work out which of the
joined with mayors from Alameda, Califor- didate Hal Conklin, who codirected the that renewable energy costs have decreased myriad plantings, parking areas, utility poles,
nia, to Ypsilanti, Michigan—and 209 cities Community Environmental Council (CEC) dramatically in recent years and are now eco- and existing sidewalks are on private property
alphabetically in between — to announce before working for Southern California Edi- nomically competitive with fossil fuels. And, or public property in order to build sidewalks
their solidarity with the aims of the historical son for many years, warned against relying on she said, Santa Barbara County already has along at least one side of each road. In May, the
climate agreement to keep global warming energy credits or on Community Choice— eight times more jobs in clean energy and council assigned the design job to MNS Engineer-
below 1.5 degrees Celsius. “The world can- the former would produce fossil-free energy energy efficiency than in the oil industry. ing of Santa Barbara, which will begin holding
not wait — and neither will we,” wrote the elsewhere while the latter doesn’t guarantee With resolutions like Tuesday’s, summed meetings for residents, conducted in Spanish
Climate Mayors, who collectively represent Santa Barbara would actually receive renew- up CEC cofounder Paul Rellis, “We are going and English, regarding design, right-of-way,
54 million Americans. able supplies. “No matter what you do,” Conk- to watch the age of fossil fuel recede in the and preconstruction phases. Total costs, includ-
How exactly Santa Barbara will reach its lin told the council, “you don’t get to decide rearview mirror. This is how it begins. This is ing construction, are expected to reach $2.7
100 percent clean-energy target has yet to be what energy comes into your city. Sacramento how it happens.” n million-$3.1 million.
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no longer in business. Several of these so-called
Sanford Winery back away from President Donald Trump’s execu- orphaned wellheads — such as the Becker
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uities Act, passed into law 111 years ago. Under
1100 Block of State Street (in the heart of downtown Santa Barbara) Trump’s executive order, all nature preserves Senate Bill 187, which would make California rec-
established within the last 20 years under the reational fishing licenses valid for 12 months from
aegis of the Antiquities Act are subject to bound- the date of purchase recently passed unanimously
ary revision. Trump has argued that the intent of off the Senate floor. Now, such licenses, which cost
the Antiquities Act has been abused by numerous $47, are valid between January 1 and December
presidents to overreach in establishing large pro- 31, regardless of what time of year they’re pur-
tected environmental preserves without giving chased. The number of licenses sold annually since
due consideration to the development of mineral 1980 — when they cost $5 and more than 2.2 mil-
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Our County. Our Kids. Low-Income Housing Grows

NEEDS YOUR HELP M
ayor Helene Schneider was on hand to tion, a faith-based operation originating
speak, a ribbon was ceremonially cut, in Riverside, offers a wide range of actively
young kids wearing celebratory yel- administered social services to go along with
low T-shirts sang and danced, and speeches the affordable housing. That includes music
were given. All this hubbub constituted an instruction, after-school tutorials, and sum-
unusually loud celebration for one of the mer camp for the kids.
town’s quietest, most low-key nonprofits Since Turner took over the Village, the
—the Turner Foundation—which just cel- calls for service have abated dramatically.
ebrated its 10th anniversary providing very Turner didn’t inherit such dramatic issues
low-income people with affordable housing at its recent acquisition, the Lighthouse, but
in Santa Barbara. there were issues. The nonprofit discovered
As part of the celebration, Turner offi- 15 single adult males occupying a one-bed-
cials announced the availability of seven room apartment, paying $100 for bunk beds
rental units located on San Andres Street stacked floor to ceiling.
near Micheltorena Street on the city’s West- Turner administrators slowly ratcheted
side. These units were gutted and rehabbed down the housing density at the clean and
thanks to $275,000 in Community Develop- well-run building, gradually relocating the
ment Block Grant loans extended courtesy tenants. In recent years, Turner has become
of Santa Barbara City Hall, and they’re part more involved in efforts to provide housing
Take the first step to becoming a resource parent! of a 45-unit complex the Turner Founda- for people transitioning from living in cars
tion bought two years ago, now dubbed the — or on the streets — giving special focus
Watch our Online Information Session Lighthouse. to homeless veterans. As rents have gone
The nonprofit started out 10 years ago up, finding landlords willing to accept Sec-
at OurCountyOurKids.org ! buying a 66-unit complex on the 500 block tion 8 housing vouchers has become a bigger
of West Canon Perdido Street, which at the challenge. In response, the Turner Founda-
OurCountyOurKids.org | 866.899.2649 | time of purchase was generating about 200 tion has increased the number of Section 8
calls for service a year to the Santa Barbara recipients from 20 percent to 50.
Police Department. The Turner Founda- —Nick Welsh

NEWS of the WEEK cont’d
housing full house: There was no shortage of interest
as county supes passed a new measure regulating
vacation rentals.
Short Stays Get a No
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by Keith Hamm property and is present during the vacation-
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he two-year debate over short-term er’s stay. Asked Supervisor Steve Lavagnino:
rentals across Santa Barbara County How do you even enforce that?
came to a head Tuesday morning Lavagnino, who voted against the ban,
inside the jam-packed County Board was also concerned with shutting off an
of Supervisors fourth-floor hearing room. income source as the county wrangles with
Before the board was a decision that would, a $35 million budget deficit. For fiscal year
as chair Joan Hartmann put it, affect “very 2015-16, TOT from the county’s 535 permit-
important interests at stake — people’s ted STRs brought in nearly $1.7 million, a
homes and livelihoods.” number that could easily double or triple,
More than 50 public speakers chimed proponents contended, if supervisors opted
in, both in Santa Barbara and via video link to vigorously regulate the cottage industry.
from Santa Maria, and collectively they Lavagnino said he felt a sting of irony—
irony last
drove home pros and cons hotly argued fall he cowrote the voter-approved Measure
since the summer of 2015, when county B to increase TOT from 10 to 12 percent,
staffers first started hosting community yet his board was now voting to eliminate a
workshops on the impacts of short-term tributary of that tax stream.
rentals (STRs) cropping up countywide. In The vote’s other dissenter, Supervisor
addition to those workshops, the issue has Peter Adam, charged that nothing short of
been before the County Planning Commis- building more affordable units could solve
sion five times and the Montecito Planning
Commission twice.
the housing crunch, but he did sympathize
with those concerned about family neigh-
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cally back and forth during the four-hour ers. “It’s a security issue,” Adam said. “Every-
hearing. On one side, STR proponents body wants to know who their neighbor is.” the field of COACHING!
hailed the extra and sometimes criti- For the three supervisors — Das Wil-
cal income that the service provides to liams, Janet Wolf, and Hartmann — who
homeowners and also—through collected
transient-occupancy tax (TOT)—to help
voted for the residential ban, rendering 92
percent of the county’s permitted STRs ille-
CERTIFICATE in
fill deep deficits in county coffers. Propo-
nents also pointed out how STRs facilitate
gal starting in September of next year was
a matter argued on two fronts: affordable
Evidence Based
the exchange of tourist dollars for Santa
Barbara goods and services, and support
housing and neighborhood zoning. Wil-
liams said it’s not his job to facilitate out- Coaching
a sizable workforce in maintenance and of-towners looking to rent out their second
bookkeeping. (or third) homes here in Santa Barbara on
On the other hand, homeowners in resi- the short term, but “it’s very much my job” • Executive coaching program
dential neighborhoods zoned as family-
friendly enclaves away from commercial
to try to make sure “that people who work
here can afford to live here.” • Meets ICF training requirements
bustle complained about the steady throng
of traffic and strangers that even one STR
Wolf added that maintaining STRs in the
South County “is a direct contradiction” to
• Experienced and certified faculty
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contended that such home-sharing steals
beds from the already strip-mined long-
affordable housing. She added that for years,
residents of her district hammered out the
sessions in Santa Barbara
term rental market. Eastern Goleta Valley Community Plan,
In the end, by a split vote, the supervisors which designates residential neighborhoods www.Fielding.edu/Coaching
banned STRs in residential zones and on and their uses apart from business-friendly
small agricultural parcels designated AG-I, commercial zones, and to vote against that
while allowing them on large AG-II prop- effort would be “a slap in the face.” Hart-
erties and in areas zoned for commercial mann said that while she appreciated that Gainful Employment: visit www.fielding.edu/GainfulEmployment for
and mixed use. However, STRs on AG-II some homeowners, management compa- information on educational debt, earnings, and completion rates.
parcels would have to conform to so-called nies, restaurants, and the like rely on STR
“farm stay” stipulations, wherein vacation- cash flow, “what about the integrity of our
ers interact to some degree with the hosting zoning and these community plans?”
property’s crops and livestock. They also While county staffers explore the home-
voted, this time unanimously, to explore stay option, they’ve also been directed to
revocable permits to allow homestays on consider areas — such as Miramar Beach
residential and AG-I parcels, where a home- — where short-term vacation rentals can APPLY TODAY TO START IN FALL 2017
owner or long-term tenant lives on the host possibly be grandfathered in. n www.Fielding.edu/Apply | 805.898.4026
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47, which immediately reduced many drug Throughout the state, 23 public agen-
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Santa Ynez Valley residents were taken ing for something.” Ridley-Thomas said
aback to discover the Chumash-sponsored in a statement, however, that he expects
bill — AB 653 — was authored by Assem- the bill’s “collaborative process” would
blymember Sebastian Ridley-Thomas, ultimately “honor unique local concerns
who represents Los Angeles. It could cost while supporting tribes.” He noted the state
JUNE 14, 10 am -5 pm
Santa Barbara County coffers hundreds of of Montana implemented a similar policy,
thousands every year at a time when county and according to his office, it was his idea to
government is facing a $35 million deficit. bring the policy to California, not the Chu-
Chumash Chair Kenneth Kahn was not mash’s. State records show Ridley-Thomas
10–30% OFF
available for an interview. A spokesperson has received $12,000 total in campaign con-
said in an email that the bill would provide tributions from the Chumash.
“much needed limited property tax exemp- Last week, the bill passed the Assembly
tion after a notice of a decision by the BIA to on a 75-1 vote. Santa Barbara Assembly-
take land into trust and during the admin- member Monique Limón abstained “out
istrative appeal for projects like tribal hous- of respect for the ongoing local process in
SELECTED WINES ing.” The BIA first approved the tribe’s trust Santa Barbara County.” But County Super-
application for Camp 4 — the 1,400-acre visor Joan Hartmann, who represents Santa
property where the Chumash have long Ynez Valley, was less bashful. She sent out
said they want to build housing—back in a press release last week opposing the bill,
2014, but the decision is still under review in saying, “AB 653 is not an effective way to
federal court after valley groups and Santa create affordable housing as it purports to
Barbara County supervisors appealed the be; it would create an unfunded mandate
approval. The tribe continues to pay annual for local government.” In addition, she said,
property taxes on the property. “trust lands are often used to site casinos,
“This bill is pretty unusual,” said C.J. Jack- hotels, and other commercial ventures even
son, a member of Santa Ynez Valley Con- though housing might have been the basis
1 3 1 A N A C A PA S T. S T E . B , S A N TA B A R B A R A | 805- 284-0380 cerned Citizens, an appellant in the Camp for the fee-to-trust application.”
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Eugene “Gene” Edward adventures, including Alaska, Shelby Cobra and a real ’66 Shelby Lukase, nephews Holden, Hale, frequently mentored her peers
Snyder New Orleans, and other beautiful GT350, and a ’74 Trans Am. In 1967 and Tom Aust. and family members, and was
05/29/28-05/26/17 American cities. he and his good friend George A memorial service will be well known for her kindness and
His commitment to sports and Chappell (a SB High grad who held on Saturday, June 10 in Santa leadership.
academics was routed in his pas- died in December 2016) drove the Barbara. If you would like to When she wasn’t being an
sion for teamwork, fairness, and Cobra to Daytona in 3 days getting receive details of the memorial advocate at the IRS, Georgia loved
discipline; certainly qualities that stopped by cops wondering what service email Carolyn Street at: to fill her time with colorful crafts
exemplified a great man who truly kind of a car it was. CarolynStreet@netzero.net or call and activities. She was a hobby-
loved his family and friends. He collected vintage car parts, 510-599-3351. ist, whose love for hand-made
If you encountered Gene on the antique clocks, tools and coins. He creations she passed down to her
streets, schools, Sansum, Cottage enjoyed fly-fishing, car shows and Georgia Papador children and grandchildren. She
Hospital, or even the grocery store, the races at Laguna Seca and Wil- 11/08/27-05/29/17 made gorgeous flower arrange-
you were likely going to be ques- low Spring. ments, Christmas ornaments, nee-
tioned about what high school you Tom is deeply missed by his dlepoint works, and was perhaps
attended. It probably was followed wife Terry; daughter Jennifer Buur best known for her floral wreaths.
by a conversation about coach- of Santa Barbara, CA; son Britt Her skills were easily translated
ing and what a great school SBHS Utterback (Paola) of Parker, Colo- in her love for the Santa Barbara
truly was! Once a Don, always a rado; and three grandchildren: Greek Orthodox Church, where
Eugene “Gene” Edward Snyder,
Don! Hunter Buur of Santa Barbara, she often volunteered for various
passed away on Friday, May 26,
Gene was survived by his dear CA; Matteo and Amelia Utterback parish ministries.
2017. He was a great man who lived
wife, Carlene who passed in 2014 of Parker, CO; also his sister- Georgia was a woman of fierce
life to its fullest. Often, he com-
and his son, Robert who passed in in-law Carolyn Geiberger (Al); endurance and pride of self. She
mented on how fortunate he was
February of this year. niece Katie Geiberger-Teigen and never left the house without look-
to have such a full and rewarding
He loved the Trojans and USC nephew Allen Geiberger, Jr., all of ing her absolute best, with nails
life.
and his undying support for their Palm Desert, CA; and brother-in- done and lipstick on- be it church
Gene was born May 29, 1928 in
sports…He was a true fan and law, Dan Spring of San Diego, CA, pew or hospital bed. She will be
Gary Indiana and attended col-
attended many football games! and many dear friends. Georgia Papador passed away remembered for her strength,
lege at UCSB and USC, fulfilling
We wish to thank the team at A celebration of Tom’s life will peacefully at age 89 in her home sense of humor, independence,
dreams to play basketball and
Sr. Planning Services for their be held at a later date. For informa- on May 29, 2017 surrounded by kindness, and generosity.
obtain a quality education. Playing
amazing work and Dr. Gupta, Dr. tion contact Terry at tutterback@ her three children. Georgia is survived by her three
basketball for UCSB was exciting
Bernstein, and Sansum for their cox.net. Georgia Helen Savas was born children, Amy and husband Walter
and established relationships with
excellent care…FIGHT ON!!!!!!! on November 8, 1927 in Milwau- Dombrowski, Mary and husband
players and coaches that would last Charlotte Bryson
A celebration of Gene’s life will kee WI. Born to Thanatos and Richard Mendoza, and George and
a lifetime.
be on August 27, 2017 from 12:00- 07/11/27-04/26/17 Amalia Savas, Georgia was the wife Tracy (Lunsford). She is also
If you grew up in Santa Barbara
4:00 at the Carriage Museum….we youngest child among three older survived by her six grandchildren,
you may have crossed paths with
welcome his friends to join us for brothers. Met with tragedy at Wally, Alexis, Anna, George, Joe
Gene since he developed many
lunch and an open comments…. an early age, the family lost their and Lia, who grew up to bask in
friends through his coaching and
father when Georgia was only 2 the warm glow of her love. She
teaching career. You may also have Thomas LeRoy Utterback years old. In his stead, she grew up will be dearly missed.
been fortunate to be a player for 07/27/39-04/18/17 with a fiercely strong mother and Donations can be made to
Gene, who was known for his tal-
three protective brothers, paving the St. Barbara Greek Orthodox
ent and fairness with players. Gene
the way for her own resilient and Church Capitol Fund or Visiting
was inducted into both the SB and
humble nature. Nurse Hospice Care.
Court of Champions Hall of Fame.
She grew to be a steadfast
Fellow school administra- Annabelle (Gittner)
friend, math whiz, and fashion-
tors also enjoyed camaraderie to
able dresser, and left high school Maulhardt
develop educational environments 11/28/24-04/08/17
with a yearbook full of signatures
that were disciplined, fun, and Native to Santa Barbara, sur-
from what would be long stand-
full of spirit. His first teaching job vived and loved by sister Viola,
Charlotte Bryson passed on ing friends. After her graduation
began in Paso Robles, followed grandsons: Kelly, Kevin, and WJ,
April 26, 2017 at her daughter’s her life really started, when she
by Santa Barbara High, La Colina son Michael, nieces, and great
home in Castro Valley, CA. Born met her husband George Papador
Junior High, and a return to SB grand children. She joins her
Charlotte Marie Aust to (Profes- in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She
High where he would remain for daughter and best friend, Brenda,
sor) Franz and Mabel Aust in 1927 married “the life of the party” and
16 years as the Co-Principal. in heaven.
in Madison, WI. She married John settled down in Brookfield, WI to
There were other jobs that Annabelle loved animals, read-
Thomas LeRoy Utterback, 77, P. Street, MD, in 1952, and taught raise her three children. She made
included driving a school bus and ing the news press, and deep-sea
died Tuesday, April 18, 2017, of elementary school in Minneapolis her mark in the community there
he sold orchids too! In his early fishing. Her and her husband, Jack,
aspiration pneumonia despite the until 1956, when her daughter Car- as an active member of her church
days, he enjoyed making wine enjoyed attending the Elks and
valiant efforts of the emergency olyn was born. She was widowed and a hard-hand-to-beat in her
from grapes he grew on fam- taking long trips through Mexico.
room doctors and nurses at Cot- in 1957 and moved with her sister local bridge circle.
ily land in Ojai… He was very Passionate about Jim Beam col-
tage Hospital. Tom bravely sur- (Professor) Lucille Hunt Wool- After so many wonderful years
talented with building his whirly lecting, she opened a branch of
vived tonsil cancer, a stroke and a sey and niece Raymie to Santa in Brookfield, the winds of change
birds and other “crafty-wood the Jim Beam Bottle Club in SB, of
broken leg and always managed to Barbara. From 1961 to 1989, Char had called George to a different
working” items you may have which she was proudly president
bounce back except the last time to taught Head Start, Kindergarten coast and their family was relo-
hanging in your house or yard! for many years.
our great sorrow. and primary grades, at Goleta cated to Santa Barbara, CA in 1973.
Staying true to patriotism and Please make donations in her
Born in Des Moines, Iowa, on Union and El Rancho Schools. No stranger to upheaval, Georgia
love for his country, he served in honor to ASPCA or SB Humane
July 27, 1939, to his parents Ross She married Douglas Bryson said heartfelt goodbyes to her
the Navy for 2 years. Society.
and Miriam (Shannon) Utterback, in 1973, who owned Douglas Tele- close knit community, and set foot
Gene met and married Carlene
the family moved to Santa Barbara scopics in Santa Barbara. With in her new hometown with inten-
Mae Alexander in Nov 1952…
Their son, Robert followed 2 years
in 1955 from Indiana; he graduated
from Santa Barbara High School in
him, she enjoyed star parties,
motorcycle excursions, building
tion and strength. With her chil-
dren grown enough, and a smart
Death Notices
later and 2 years later, Michael
1957. He joined the Army Reserves projects, and arts and crafts. She head on her shoulders, Georgia
Eugene was born….They began Valencia A. Gustafson, DOD
and soon started his career in the also involved him in her passion took a position at the local Santa 05/18/17 (88) Santa Barbara, CA
life together in various communi-
painting profession eventually for teaching children. Barbara Internal Revenue Service Pauline Linden, DOD 05/29/17
ties, including Summerland, finally
obtaining his contractor’s license. Char is survived by her hus- where she worked for 35 years, (104) Santa Barbara, CA
settling in Santa Barbara for the
Tom met his wife Terry (Spring) band Douglas Bryson, daughter eventually retiring at the age of 80. John R. Fox, DOD 05/30/17 (86)
past 55 years.
and they were married a year later Carolyn Street Vadnais, grandson Georgia was known around town Santa Barbara, CA
He and Carlene began a love
on November 27, 1971 at the Old Roger Vadnais, and son-in-law as one of the friendliest faces at Carmela Visco, DOD 05/30/17
affair with Motor-homing through (95) Santa Maria, CA
Mission Friar’s Chapel. He enjoyed Patrick Vadnais, niece Raymie the IRS, and had a reputation for
the Caravaneers/ Elks where Raul Diaz Estrada, DOD 06/02/17
vintage car races and owned a few Tindle and her family, special always being patient and help-
his love of friends, activity and (63) Santa Barbara, CA
in his life: a ’62 Corvette, a real ’66 relatives Stacey Hurd and Carol ful to anyone who walked in. She
travel were combined for several
in Memoriam
nancy Walker
Koppelman music festival
1954-2017
The Definition of Feminine Power and Grace JUNE 16, 17, 18 friday
JACKIE GREENE
A
by J e n n i f e r f r e e d Fund, which helps fund social justice in NICK WATERHOUSE
s Nancy Koppelman lay in her Liberia; and served on the advisory boards
hospital bed at Cottage recov- of the Aspen Brain Forum, the Aspen Insti-
ering from chemotherapy, she tute, and One Heart World-Wide.
saturday
OZOMATLI
THE BROTHERS COMATOSE
THE TIPSY GYPSIES
played me a message from our On a personal level, Nancy Koppelman
former president, Barack Obama. With a was the “holy hostess.” Whether she was
LEE FIELDS & THE EXPRESSIONS
catch in his voice, he shared how sorry he entertaining or endorsing presidents or
SARA WATKINS & LANGHORNE SLIM
was to hear that she was ill — that she prob- advising a friend of her beloved daughter, VAUD AND THE VILLAINS
ably had all the love she needed, but if he Renée, Nancy brought out the light and JESSICA FICHOT
JOE CRAVEN
CR & THE SOMETIMERS
sunday
could do anything, or if she needed to talk, he the best in everyone. No one had better or
was available. I was gobsmacked by the mes- more clever repartee than Nancy, and she
sage, but Nancy just gleamed and winked as was as good at going low as she was at going
if to say, “Oh, that’s so Barry.” Not a moment high. If you asked her, “How are you?” she DONAVON FRANKENREITER
later, the oncologist would reply, “I’m PAUL THORN
walked in, and she adorable.” She had BIRDS OF CHICAGO
courtesy
turned her beaming an incomparable SAM OUTLAW

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gratitude for life itself of you. Her lyrical
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Nancy Walker narrating just above
Koppelman, born reality, somewhere
June 4, 1954, in Ana- between what’s out-
heim, California, rageous and magical
to Velma Koontz and what’s absolutely
Walker and Ross HOLY HOSTESS: One of Nancy Koppelman’s essential to affirm in
Walker, died peace- greatest gifts was her open heart. each person she met.
fully at home on She gave a regal type
May 26, 2017. She is survived by her hus- of permission and command for us all to
band, Larry, her heart’s purest love; daughter shine, and yet she never became saccharine
Renée; her brother, James Walker; nephew or too solemn about anything. Nancy would
Tru Phillips; rescue dogs Jasper and Thea; look through one of her hundreds of pairs
and literally hundreds who claim her as their of legendary eyeglasses and speculate on
best friend. life with a twinkle of playfulness and a bril-
Nancy was known for her relentless quest liant, sassy wit. In the last month, as she lay
for social justice and her persuasive pro- on her couch unable to move, people kept
gressive vision. Her passion for social equal- streaming in to feel her voluminous love
ity began when she was a college student and to hang on her every sage word. She said
working in the women’s health-care move- ironically,“Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t think
ment. In the early 1970s, not long after the of this earlier! What a love fest!”
U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark Roe v. Wade Jim Selberg noted about Nancy that she
abortion ruling, she helped create the femi- was the definition of feminine power and
nist health-care clinic, many of which dis- grace. She was larger than life and com-
tributed speculums and encouraged women pletely disarming in her warmth and soft-
to examine their cervix. In 2007, Koppel- ness. She was undaunted by any naysayers,
man became a member of the Democratic and she was an intellectual force and stal-
National Committee. She served on Presi- wart for countless liberation issues world-
dent Obama’s national finance and election wide. Nancy did not ever fail to speak truth
committee from the very beginning and to power but did so in a heart-centered way
throughout his time in office. (or in snarky text cartoons). What I will miss
Over the past 10 years, the Koppelmans most about Nancy is the timeless heaven of
hosted events for authors, scientists, five her hugs. When Nancy wrapped you in her
Nobel Peace Prize winners, world leaders, arms, all became still, fulfilled, and possible.
and politicians, including President Obama In the last months of a lifetime of fearless
and Vice President Joe Biden. Nancy was inner and outer explorations, Nancy taught
also an ambassador for UCSB Arts & Lec- her tribe how to love without pretense or
tures; was a key member of the Direct Relief constraint. In her own words: “To be con-
board; cofounded the Global Neighborhood tinued …” n

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least four presidents, none of them worth a battle with hubby Frank. dulling our sense of outrage?
damn: evil Frank Underwood in the new Remember that Underwood Are we really just a national
Netflix Season 5 of House of Cards, Alec Bald- is so dead-serious ambitious that audience watching an appalling
win on Saturday Night Live as fake Donald he pushed a lover/reporter under White House soap opera, where
Trump, the singing Trump of the comedy a subway train early in the series. trusted top public servants and
group Capitol Steps — and the real President How long can he get away with relatives of the president con-
Trump. that? nive with a foreign government
All are out of control and seem to be com- As he remarks at one point, to tilt a presidential election? Is
peting as to who’s the most outrageous. “You and I both know something it proof that we can’t be shocked
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lure Petrov into bed, with hidden cameras ing out a window in that (tasteless?) spoof For the first time, House of Cards doesn’t and he’s due back as a sports writer and
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Judge Brian Hill’s courtroom during last week’s preliminary show from hell. Dozer and Ladinig presented such a stag-
hearing of Pierre Haobsh — a 27-year-old cipher—
cipher accused gering quantity of apparently incriminating evidence that it
of killing Santa Barbara’s highly regarded Chinese herbalist seemed as if Haobsh had all but wrapped himself in a cocoon
Dr. Henry Han; his wife, Jennie; and their young daughter, of clear, plastic sheeting and blue duct tape. Ladinig and
Emily, in March 2016 at their Goleta home. Dozer presented so much evidence, in fact, that last Friday,
Most upsetting were the autopsy photographs of Emily showing an impatient Judge Hill cut short the prosecution’s case. Hill
the entrance wounds where eight 22-caliber bullets penetrated her had a plane to catch and a long-scheduled vacation to begin.
skull. The largest was in the middle of her forehead. Radiating out “It’s a preliminary hearing,” he explained with a dismissive
from each entrance wound were thin, wooden probe sticks about wave of his hand.
eight inches long, designed to demonstrate the path taken by the Judge Hill ruled as expected: There was sufficient evidence
bullets. At the time of her death, Emily was just a few days shy of to indicate that Haobsh had pulled the trigger to warrant a trial.
celebrating her sixth birthday. Also, there was sufficient evidence that Haobsh had acted for
Haobsh — clad in an orange jail jumpsuit, hands and ankles financial gain—reportedly planning to steal $20 million
cuffed, a chain shackled around his waist—
waist turned his head away from Henry Han’s bank account—
account and had acted with
from the images. District Attorney Joyce Dudley, who attended most deliberate premeditation. Both these findings are needed
of the three-day hearing, also seemed to have a hard time watching. for a case to be filed as death penalty eligible. Ordering the
Ultimately, it will be up to Dudley to decide if the prosecutors, parties to appear in his court on June 23, Hill spoke directly
Hilary Dozer and Benjamin Ladinig, should push for the death to Haobsh for the first time. “Is that all right with you?” he
penalty. If she chooses to do so, it will mark the first time since her asked. “Yes, Your Honor,” Haobsh answered. It would be
2010 election that Dudley would seek the ultimate punishment. It the only three words Haobsh uttered—
uttered on the record—
record the
would also be the first death penalty deliberation in Santa Barbara entire hearing.
County since last November, when California
voted to speed up the rate at which executions
are carried out and rejected another statewide
ballot measure to abolish capital punishment
outright. Should any subsequent Santa Barbara
jury decide to send Haobsh to death row, those
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The Case for The ProseCuTion by nick welsh
Last week’s preliminary hearing in Courtroom
Number 2 marked the first time since the Han
bodies were discovered that Santa Barbarans
could learn — in any detail—
detail the grisly facts sur-
rounding the crime. For prosecutors and defense attorneys, these
three days functioned as a macabre dress rehearsal. It’s where pros-
pros
ecutors needed to demonstrate they’d gathered enough evidence to
require Haobsh to stand trial. At issue was not guilt or innocence;
there was no jury of peers. Instead, only the prosecution calls wit-
wit
nesses. The rules governing admissibility of evidence are greatly
relaxed; hearsay, for example, is allowed. The defense attorneys— — in
this case Christine Voss and Mindi Boulet, seasoned veterans with
the Public Defender’s Office—are are just allowed to cross-examine
witnesses for inconsistencies or other weaknesses. Usually, law
enforcement officers relay what they were told by actual wit-
nesses. This is only the first step in the criminal proceeding.
Haobsh has pleaded not guilty, and his defense lawyers have
yet to begin their task of establishing reasonable doubt that
Haobsh committed these murders. It’s really the prosecu-
tion’s show. And last week, prosecutors Ladinig — smart,
tough, cocky, and respected by the defense bar—and Dozer
— a high-profile veteran coming out of retirement to work
an especially high-profile case—put on an exceptionally
powerful show.
Certainly, the photographs—simultaneously horrific,
clinical, and mundane — were compelling. There were
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plastic sheeting, trussed up with coils of blue duct tape, and WHAT’S MY NAME? Little is known about defendant Pierre Haobsh, including how to pronounce his name. During last week’s preliminary hearing,
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ate of Dr. Han’s, Goldberg had eaten dinner ted Haobsh’s father leaving the apartment
with Han the night before and had sched and followed him to a Walmart parking lot,
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When Han failed to show up, Goldberg tried red Lexus. Both trunks were popped, and the
to contact him and eventually called the elder Haobsh hurriedly transferred a black
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home, Goldberg was there waiting. quickly got back in their cars, and both drove
Later, when the three bodies were discov to an ARCO gas station and minimarket.
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partner he called “Pierre” with whom, he His father was later released without charge.
said, Han had had a falling out. Searching the A search of Haobsh’s car turned up
crime scene, detectives found a Trader Joe’s 22caliber spent shell casings and the Hans’
shopping bag that contained a business part cell phones wrapped in aluminum foil in
nership document for Obsidian Teradyne an apparent attempt to thwart tracking, as
LLC, signed and dated by Han and Haobsh well as Jennie Han’s goldanddiamond
one day earlier on March 22. With this infor Rolex watch and Henry Han’s wallet. In the
mation, detectives soon discovered that a trunk — sitting on the spare tire — depu
2013 red Lexus was registered to Haobsh, ties found a 22caliber Ruger handgun, a
got the license plate number, and secured copper suppressor, a Glock 9millimeter
a photograph of the suspect. When inves handgun, and ammo for both. They found
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conducted from his personal smartphone. existence, bouncing checks for insufficient
For example, Haobsh had texted Henry funds and living with his father, with whom
Han days before the killing, boasting of his he had a joint bank account, in a modest
fabulous wealth, his Lamborghini, and his rental unit.
private jet. “I am basically a billionaire post Haobsh was one of several principals
taxes and at some point you’ll want to con- listed in a business plan written up for an
sider using me.” Haobsh, according to testi- entity known as Molecular Scientific LLC.
mony, had been a frequent visitor to the Han In the prospectus, he was described as a
residence over the years and may have spent chemist and manufacturing specialist. Also
the night there when the Hans were shot. listed were Henry Han as herbalist and cli-
Haobsh had taken a screenshot of Han’s nician; Goldberg, the Goleta businessper-
personal banking page—showing user ID son who alerted Sheriff’s deputies that Han
names, social security number, and account was missing; and two scientists, Kang Hsu
number. According to prosecutor Ladinig, a and Juliana Barber, who listed degrees from
search of Han’s bank records indicates that Harvard and UCLA, respectively. Molecular
... han Was researChing The use

of PoT oiLs To fighT CanCer. ...
[Many] beLieved he Was on The
brinK of a Major breaKThrough.
$72,000 had been transferred from Han’s Scientific had two main enterprises in mind:
savings account to his checking account at stem-cell skin cream and a cannabinoid-
the time of his death and that Haobsh had based cure for cancer. Cannibinoids are
sought to transfer those funds to his own compounds, also known as CBDs, found in
account. Han’s bank’s fraud-protection sys- hemp and marijuana that are said to have
EARN A CSU DEGREE

tem blocked that transfer, but not another vast untapped healing properties. They do
one for $5,000. not, however, get the user high and are not
Lastly, Ladinig said that the number of approved by the Federal Drug Administra-
internet searches conducted by Haobsh tion for cancer treatments.
i• n S a n t a B a r b a r a
after the killing strongly suggested someone It was well known that Han was research-
intent on avoiding detection. Such searches ing the use of pot oils to fight cancer. Han,
included how to disable GPS tracking, how according to some in Santa Barbara’s cancer
to cross into Mexico, how long fingerprints community, believed he was on the brink of
stay on plastic, and how long it takes to get
results for a fingerprint test. One search was
a major breakthrough. He was reportedly
importing hemp from China and having
•• BS Business
titled, “My fingerprints at scene of crime
don’t prove anything.” On March 22, the day
it distilled into oils in Burma. During last
week’s hearing, Haobsh’s defense attorneys •• BA Psychology
before the Han bodies were found, Haobsh Voss and Boulet repeatedly sought to sug-
reportedly accessed YouTube instruction on
how to fabricate a handgun suppressor.
gest Han was working with pot obtained by
Direda, to whom Haobsh had reportedly
•
Prosecutors and investigators seem to confessed. Prosecutors objected to most
have displayed little curiosity about the busi- such questions — challenging their rel-
ness and personal enterprises that brought evance — and Judge Hill sided with them. http://ext.csuci.edu
Pierre Haobsh into contact with Henry Han. Even so, it became clear that Santa Barbara
About Haobsh little is known. He reportedly investigators believed Direda was involved 805-312-6367
grew up in the Midwest. His father, Fred- in some way with the marijuana business.
erick Smith, according to journalist Alan They also acknowledged that Direda and
Friedman in his book Spider’s Web, was a Goldman were associates in some fash-
Jordanian-born U.S. citizen hired by the CIA ion and that Direda knew other principals
in the late 1980s and early ’90s to meet with in Molecular Scientific LLC. Detective
Saddam Hussein’s weapons-procurement McDonald testified that Direda told him
officers. At the time, the United States was Dr. Kang Hsu was worried that “a contract”
supporting Iraq at the expense of Iran and might be taken out against him, too, and that
eager to sell weapons to Hussein. When he sought ways to buy his way out.
Hussein invaded Kuwait in 1990 — thus pre- An internet search by The Santa Barbara
cipitating the Desert Storm invasion—this Independent of Direda indicates he’s been
policy fell quickly out of favor. Haobsh’s sis- involved with the pornography distribution
ter, a blogger and internet media personal- Pure Pleasure since 2002. Although Direda Extended University &
ity, attended Cate School and was married
in a reality TV event held at the Monte-
has since taken down his Facebook page,
posts made prior indicate that he considered
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Cover sTory Santa Barbara Public Library
Centennial Celebration
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LIFE OR DEATH: District Attorney Joyce Dudley has never sought the death penalty since first being
elected in 2010. But with a defendant accused of shooting a 5-year-old girl in the face eight times,
this case could be different.
Voss and Boulet questioned investigators father and three others in Santa Maria—to
about whether they knew about Direda’s plead to a deal giving him life without pos-
whereabouts the nights before and after sibility of parole. A Santa Maria jury rejected
the slaying of the Han family; they did not. Leeds’s insanity defense even though he’d
When Boulet asked about Direda’s porn been diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic.
involvement, prosecutors objected. Boulet More recently, Dudley declined to file Saturday, 6/10, 7:30 p.m. Library Book: Friends of the Library book launch fundraiser.
insisted the question was relevant, suggest- death penalty charges against any of the 16 Tickets at www.friends-sblibrary.org/
ing such involvement might denote involve- members of Santa Maria’s MS-13 street gang
ment of “organized crime.” now facing 10 alleged homicides. Under Sunday, 8/27, 1-5 p.m. Central Library 100th Birthday Party: A Community Celebration
While the defense did not put on any case, state law, all death penalty defendants are
it’s clear from the line of questioning that required to have two attorneys. The logisti- Saturday, 10/21, Santa Barbara Music Club Concert in Honor of the Central Library
Voss and Boulet will argue that Haobsh had cal challenges of accommodating so many Saturday, 11/4, 7:30 p.m. Cocktails and Culture: A Centennial Celebration
visited the Han residence earlier that week, attorneys in the same courtroom can be
that he had made plans to install an energy prohibitive. Dudley also declined to pursue Sunday History Series, Faulkner Gallery, 3 p.m. FREE.
device at the Han home, and that the plastic death penalty charges against Victor Marti- All talks followed by Central Library building tours.
sheeting was involved in that installation nez, who beat 64-year-old Marilyn Pharis
—that would explain the fingerprints. Like- with a hammer after choking and raping her. June 11 Betsy Green, The Library and the City, 1916 & 1917
wise, they suggested that the recently formed In that case, Dudley explained that the vic-
June 25 Neal Graffy, The Great Santa Barbara Earthquake of 1925:
energy enterprise Obsidian Teradyne LLC tim’s relatives who strongly opposed capital
accounted for the transfer of financial infor- punishment influenced her decision. In 2012, The Disaster That Built a City
mation found on Haobsh’s cell phone, not to Dudley famously pulled the plug on a death July 9 John Woodward, Earliest Photographs of Santa Barbara by Edwin
mention funds. penalty prosecution that had begun under Hayward & Henry Muzzall, 1870s
the former prosecutor, Joshua Lynn, against
deaTh-PenaLTy diLeMMas Robert Ibarra for his role as an accomplice in July 23 History Alive! Jody Thomas IS Frances Linn
Though there will all but certainly be a trial, the 2004 stabbing death of Elias Silva. In that
August 6 Shelley Bookspan, Pearl Chase: A Santa Barbara Legend
much will depend on what District Attorney case, Joshua Miracle admitted to stabbing
Dudley decides about asking for the death Silva 48 times and testified repeatedly that August 20 Hattie Beresford, The Faulkner Gallery: Art, Architecture, and Philanthropy
penalty. Such trials are far more labor-inten- he was solely responsible. As of this writ-
September 10 Pam Post & Tim Hazeltine, Francis Wilson and Early 20th
sive and time-consuming than any other ing, he is the last person sent to death row
criminal prosecution. Though a professed from Santa Barbara County. After Dudley Century Architectural Eclecticism
agnostic on the subject, Dudley noted that was elected, she met with Ibarra’s attorney, September 24 SB Trust for Historic Preservation, Chinatown and Nihonmachi:
this November’s election results rejecting an Steve Balash, who argued that Ibarra was Santa Barbara’s Asian American Community in the early 20th Century,
initiative to abolish California’s death pen- too afraid of Miracle not to go along with
alty affected her thinking: “I’ve never come the crime.
followed by tour
out for or against it in the past,” she said,“but Typically, in such cases, Santa Barbara October 8 Marc Appleton, The Architecture of the Central Library
I’m more open to it now since the election.” district attorneys don’t decide whether to
Dudley said she’d reserve death penalty pursue the death penalty until after the October 22 John Woodward, The Edson Smith Collection of Historic Photographs at
consideration for “the worst of the worst preliminary hearing. With the preliminary the Santa Barbara Public Library
kinds of cases.” It seems possible that eight hearing concluded, the ball is now in Dud- November 5 Nathan Vonk & Jeremy Tessmer, The First Golden Age of Art in
gunshots to the head of a 5-year girl might ley’s court. Dudley’s policy is to meet with
Santa Barbara 1910-1926
qualify. She would also need to determine the defense counsel—“for as long as they
the mental health and IQ of the accused. So need”— before rendering a judgement.
need”
far there has been no evidence presented Coming out of Hill’s courtroom last Fri- captivate •
40 E Anapamu St.
•
that Haobsh is either insane or intellectually day afternoon, defense attorney Voss made
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handicapped. it clear she intended to meet with Dudley.

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Santa Barbara
ect
Based on Dudley’s past decisions, however, What was her plan of action? “I need to let
many in the legal trenches don’t believe she’ll her know,” she said, “who Pierre Haobsh
pursue the death penalty against Haobsh. In
2012, she allowed Lee Leeds — who killed his
really is.”
That would be a start. ■
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Art Town
readers. This training will prepare volun-
6/8: The Whale Whisperer Gray
Whale Wisdom founders
and Breath of the Whales authors Keith
teers to explain the program to children
and families, sign up readers, and give out
Grey Hale and Carolyn Gorman will speak prizes. Teens going into 7th grade and up
about the connection between humans can apply to Buellton and Solvang and
and whales, and the importance of must fill out an application; those going 6/8: Free Thursday Evenings Browse through the museum’s galler-
cultivating a deeper awareness of our into grades 9-12 can apply to Goleta. ies, but make sure to view its collection of modern and contemporary prints
future together on the planet we share. Community service hours are available. exhibited in You Are Going on a Trip, on view through August 20. 5-8pm. S.B.
7-8:30pm. S.B. Maritime Museum, 113 Fri.: 3:30-4:30pm. Solvang Library, 1745 Museum of Art, 1130 State St. Free. Call 963-4364. sbma.net
Harbor Wy. $5-$15. Call 456-8747. Mission Dr., Solvang; 688-4214. Sat.:
sbmm.org/events/whale-whisperer 9:30-10:30am; Buellton Library, 140 W. 6/9: Insecta Rare 18th- and 19th-century illustrations of diverse insects,
Hwy. 246, Buellton; 688-3115. 10:30am- antique microscopes, and important entomological publications will be on
noon; Multipurpose Rm., Goleta Library, view through September 4. Maximus Art Gallery, S.B. Museum of Natural
6-year-old, an exploration into his under- 500 N. Fairview Ave., Goleta; 964-7878. History, 2559 Puesta del Sol. Free-$12. Call 682-4711. sbnature.org
standing of life through his familial legacy of Mon.: 11am-12:30pm; Tech Lab, S.B.
voyaging into the big world as a small child Central Library, 40 E. Anapamu St.; 6/9: Reception: 2nd Fridays Art: Aquatic This annual juried com-
guided by his father. Bring your own cup for 564-5674. Free. sbplibrary.org petition features artwork from more than 40 distinct artists practicing in a
beer and water. 7-10pm. The Sandbox, 414 variety of media, from photography to mixed media to abstract paintings.
thurSday 6/8 Olive St. Free-$10. Not rated. Call 770-8177.
Saturday 6/10 The exhibit shows through July 7. 5:30-7:30pm. S.B. Tennis Club, 2375 Foothill
nightout.com/events/given/tickets Rd. Free. Call 682-4722. 2ndfridaysart.com
6/8: Cultures of Paranoia: The 6/10: S.B. Comedy Club: Don
Shadows of Western Fears in Poli Poli- 6/9-6/10, 6/12: Summer McMillan and Ahmed Bharoocha 6/10: Bang and Bash Kids will learn how to upcycle re-use materials
tics Dr. Luigi Zoja will give a presentation Reading and Learning This stand-up special will feature two into creative art projects in this musical instrument workshop featuring Jason
on paranoia as a mental condition that Tutor Training Help build a better world very different comedians. Stanford gradu- Summers. 10am-noon. Art From Scrap, 302 E. Cota St. $8. Children ages 6 and
has made history. He argues it is a conta- by promoting summer reading for young ate Don McMillan gave up his electrical younger must be accompanied by an adult. Call 884-0459 x13.
gious, self-replicating, fatally attractive
exploreecology.org
way to dismantle society more than any
david bazemore
political, religious, or ideological dis- Sara Brophy and Zander Meisner

course and will examine its role in global
6/10: Opening Reception: Animals: A-Z Journey through the animal
alphabet, from African saddle-bill storks to zebras, represented in a variety
history, literature, and depth psychology.
of media. Engage with your favorite animals, discover obscure ones, and find
6-8pm. South Hall, Pacifica Graduate
out what you can do to help endangered species in crisis. The exhibit shows
Institute, 249 Lambert Rd., Carpinteria.
through October 9. 3-5pm. Wildling Museum of Art & Nature, 1511 Mission Dr.,
Free. Call 969-3626.
Ste. B, Solvang. Free. Call 688-1082.
tinyurl.com/CulturesofParanoia
6/8: Santa Cruz Island Lecture: 6/10: 2nd Saturday Artisans Chat with area artists to learn more
about their history and creative process or browse and purchase original,
Unintentional Gardeners Dr. Mario
handmade works of art. Noon-5pm. Grange Hall, Santa Ynez Valley Grange,
Pesendorfer, of Cornell University and
2374 Alamo Pintado Ave., Los Olivos. Free. santaynezvalleyarts.org
the Smithsonian Conservation Biology
Institute, presents a lecture titled Unin-
6/11: Studio Sunday on the Front Steps: Oil Pastels Pull col-
tentional Gardeners: How Endemic Island
lagraph prints from collaged surface plates treated with oil pastel, taking
Scrub-Jays Help Native Oaks to Reclaim
inspiration from Malcolm Morley’s Arles/Miami portfolio of lithographs. 1:30-
Santa Cruz Island as part of this ongoing
4:30pm. S.B. Museum of Art, 1130 State St. Free. Call 963-4364.
lecture series. 7-8:30pm. Pritzlaff Con-
sbma.net/events
servation Ctr., S.B. Botanic Garden, 1212
Mission Canyon Rd. Free. Call 448-3491.
ongoing: L.A. in S.B.
tinyurl.com/SantaCruzIsland
Discover the art that built Painting by Anders Aldrin
Lectures
L.A. into the global art
capital it is today. From the
6/8: Women’s Economic Ven-
plein air impressionists to
tures Orientation Are you ready to
the so-called Cool School of
make that business idea or expansion
Venice Beach, these artists
into a reality? You’ll meet representatives
have shaped and formed the
to help you determine which plan is
vibrant visual arts culture
right for you to meet your goals at this
that exists today. The exhibit
one-hour orientation. Noon-1pm. Loca-
shows through July 30.
tion given when registered. Free. Call
Sullivan Goss, An American
965-6073.
Gallery, 11 E. Anapamu St.
wevonline.org/orientations
6/8-6/11,6/13-6/14: Syncopation Set in lower
east Manhattan in 1911, this
magical blend of dance and drama tells the story of an unlikely romance between
Friday 6/9 a butcher and a seamstress who, through a series of dance lessons, strive for a ongoing: Aspengold Artist Michael Kessler’s newest exhibition
life better than the one slipping them by. The show previews on June 8 and 9 and combines nature and structure with soft cream and bright golden colors to
6/9: Given View the world through a achieve a sense of wholeness. The exhibit shows through June 25. 5-8pm.
child’s eyes in this feature documentary. runs through June 25. Thu.-Sat.: 8pm; Sun.: 2 and 7pm; Tue.: 7pm; Wed.: 8pm
(with preshow talk). The New Vic, 33 W. Victoria St. $20-$70. Call 564-5641. Artamo Gallery, 11 W. Anapamu St. Free. Call 568-1400. artamo.com
Follow a unique family on a trip through
15 different countries as narrated by a Read more on p. 47. etcsb.org
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and more. A bike and helmet are required for daily group rides with certified
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in the Park: A Midsummer Night’s Anapamu St. $50. Call 705-3422.
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Shakespeare’s dramedy about star-crossed
lovers manipulated by fairies in a forest.
Sunday 6/11
7pm. Anisq’Oyo’ Park, Isla Vista. Free. 6/11: Workshop: Cottage Food
tinyurl.com/UCSBShakespeare Law Learn all about the California
Homemade Food Act, a bill that allows Bret Michaels
6/10: Book Launch Party Kick off “low-risk” small-batch foods, such as
the Central Library’s centennial celebra- granola and jam, to be prepared inside Friday, June 30 | 8pm
tion at this book release party for Library home kitchens and sold to consumers.
Book: Writers on Libraries, an anthology of Learn the difference between direct and
prose and poetry about the glory of librar- indirect sales, proper food labelling, how
ies from more than 80 authors, with an to fill out a cottage food law application,
introduction from author T.C. Boyle. Ticket and more from attorney Robert Graham.
includes champagne, dessert, readings from 1-4pm. Ojai Valley Grange, 381 Cruzero
selected authors, and a copy of the 250-page St., Ojai. Free. Call 456-1200.
book. Cash or check accepted at the door.
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Friday, July 7 | 8pm
ongoing: Nature Interpreted Four artists will have work on view inspired
by nature, captured in abstract and still-life paintings with unique interpreta-
tions. The exhibit shows through July 16. MichaelKate Interiors, 132 Santa Bar-
bara St. Free. Call 963-1411.
ongoing: takepart I makeart: arte para todos The vibrant, geometric,

hard-to-miss public art exhibition makes its next stop atop the bluffs of this
park overlooking the ocean. The exhibit shows through July 5. Elings Park, 1298
Las Positas Rd. Free. Call 966-5373 x108. mcasantabarbara.org
ongoing: Disorderly Construct Eight distinct area artists will present

works that fall outside of their comfort zones to befriend the unfamiliar and
redefine the bounds of creativity. The exhibit shows through July 16. The Arts
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6/8: The Bilinda Butchers, No Vacation Head to Walter “Clyde” Orange, and tenor J.D. Nicholas, who took over
Storke Tower for a fun concert highlighting these rising indie lead vocals in 1982. Sing along to the funky soul band that had
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SATURDAY, JUNE 24 AT 8PM to release this month. 7-10pm. KCSB Courtyard, UCSB. Free. 6/9: Cambridge Dr. Concert Series: Fund-
sbdiy.org raiser for Penny Nichols A celebrated singer/
songwriter and the founder of the songwriting camp Sum-
6/8: Mesa Music Nites: The Milkmen Bring mersongs, Penny Nichols first overcame breast cancer 12 years
out the family for this community concert series that ago but now finds herself in a clinical trial, battling cancer
will feature artists, vendors, dancing, raffles, and food and once more. Help her family tackle the piling costs at this ben-
drink to raise funds for two crosswalks on Cliff Drive. 5:30- efit concert featuring a wide variety of talented artists such as
7:30pm. Singleton Pavilion, Elings Park, 1298 Las Positas. Free. Teresa Tudury, Ed Tree, David West, and more. 7:30pm. Cam-
mesabusinessassociation.org bridge Dr. Community Church, 550 Cambridge Dr., Goleta.
$12-$15. Call 964-0436.
6/8: S.B. Hayride This Western concert benefit- cambridgedrivechurch.org/concerts
ing the S.B. Foodbank will feature performances from
Detroit Sportsmen’s Congress, Big Tweed, Holdfast Rifle Com-
pany, The Brambles, and Matt Armor. Bring two cans of food
for the S.B. Foodbank for $5 admission. 8:30pm. SOhO Restau-
rant & Music Club, 1221 State St. $5-$10. Ages 21+. Call
962-7776. sohosb.com
6/8-6/11: Ojai Music Festival Curate your own festival

experience by purchasing individual tickets for a series of
events, from talks and suppers to evening and midday con-
certs. This year’s festival, helmed by new director Vijay Iyer, will
feature a variety of artists and conductors for an immersive
musical experience. Thu.: 2-10pm. Fri.-Sat.: 9am-11:30pm.
Sun.: 10am-7:30pm. Various locations throughout Ojai. $20-
$150. Call 646-2053. ojaifestival.org
6/9: Kuinka, Erisy Watt, Jamey Geston Enjoy a

night of indie folk pop rock with this stellar lineup of Kuinka
from Seattle alongside area female rockers Jamey Geston and 6/9: La Arrolladora Banda El Limón This Grammy-
Erisy Watt, who just finished a California coastal tour. 8:30pm. nominated band, named after a town in the state of Sinaloa,
Velvet Jones, 413 State St. $7-$10. Call 965-8676. Mexico, has recorded almost 30 albums, including last year’s
velvet-jones.com vez, and has had many hits in Mexico and the U.S.
Libre otra vez
Come hear them play a range of Mexican regional music live,
6/9: UCSB Gospel Choir The choir’s annual spring including rancheras, corridos, ballads, and cumbias. ¡Viva
concert will feature traditional and contemporary songs la música banda! 7pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $44.50-
drawn from African-American religious traditions. 7:30pm. $84.50. Call 962-7411. sbbowl.com
Lotte Lehmann Concert Hall, UCSB. Free-$10. Call 893-2064.
tinyurl.com/UCSBGospelChoir 6/10: Ozzie Dance the night away to awesome electronic
REBELUTION W/ COLLIE BUDDZ. . . JUN 18 BRYAN FERRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AUG 19 dance music from this rising artist from the United Kingdom
6/9: The Commodores You won’t want to miss out on with hip-hop and R&B influences. 8:30pm. Velvet Jones, 413
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6/11: Mother Goose Tales Watch your
Conference Rm., Sansum Clinic,
215 Pesetas Ln.; 681-7672. Wed.:
from our top
childhood memories come to life through 4-6pm; Community Rm., Visiting local food purveyors.
dance, acting, and costume at this recital Nurse & Hospice Care, 602 E.
for Inspire Dance S.B, a heartfelt retelling of Montecito St.; 845-5314. Free.
your favorite Mother Goose nursery rhymes. tinyurl.com/SansumWorkshop
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Free-$15. Call 963-0408.
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ers can ramp up their reading skills in
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6/12: Science Pub: 15-minute sessions with trained therapy
Rapid Growth in dogs from the Channel City Kennel Club
Genetically Modified Salmon to practice reading aloud to the kindest Members $125;
and least judgmental listeners around.
University of Aberdeen PhD can-
didate Dwight Causey will talk 4-5pm. Goleta Library, 500 N. Fairview
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Restaurant, 18 E. Ortega St. Free. Artist! Accounting consultant Howard
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6/8, 6/10: Dargan’s Irish Pub & Restaurant Thu.: Dannsair, 6:30pm.
Sat.: One2One, 10pm. 18 E. Ortega St. Free. Call 568-0702. darganssb.com
6/8-6/10, 6/14: Endless Summer Bar & Grill Thu.: Jim Rankin. Fri.:
Blues Bob. Sat.: Jim Rankin. Wed.: Dave Vignoe. 5:30-8:30pm. 113 Harbor Wy.
6/9: Eos Lounge What So Not. 9pm. 500 Anacapa St. $35. Ages 21+. Call
564-2410. eoslounge.com
6/9: Carr Winery Barrel Rm. Bryan Titus Trio. 6-8pm. 414 N. Salsipuedes
St. Free. Call 965-7985.carrwinery.com
6/9-6/10: M.Special Brew Co. Fri.: Ben, Mike, and Ryan, 7-9pm. Sat.:
Bullfrog Blues Band, 6-8pm. 6860 Cortona Dr., Bldg. C., Goleta. Free. Call
968-6500. mspecialbrewco.com
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6/9-6/11: Cold Spring Tavern Fri.: Grass Mountain, 6-9pm. Sat.:
Kaitlyn Chui, 1:30-4:30pm; Mac Talley’s Trip, 5-8pm. Sun.: Tom Ball and Kenny
Sultan, 1:15-4pm; Teresa Russell and Cocobilli, 4:30-7:30pm. 5995 Stagecoach Rd.
MarkeT
Free. Call 967-0066. coldspringtavern.com Schedule
6/10: SOhO Restaurant & THuRSDAy
david bazemore
Music Club Area 51. 9:30pm. Goleta: Camino Real

1221 State St. $8. Ages 21+. Call Marketplace, 3-6:30pm
962-7776. sohosb.com Carpinteria: 800 block of
Linden Ave., 3-6:30pm
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6/10: The James Joyce
Ulysses Jasz. 7:30-10:30pm. 513 FRIDAy
State St. Free. Call 962-4660. Montecito: 1100 and 1200
sbjamesjoyce.com blocks of Coast Village Rd.,
8-11:15am
6/10: Mercury Lounge
Siamese, Little Wings, Zeb Zaitz.
SATuRDAy
9pm. $9. 5871 Hollister Ave.,
Downtown S.B.: Corner of
Goleta. Ages 21+. Call 967-0907. Santa Barbara and Cota sts.,
8:30am-1pm
6/10, 6/14: Figueroa Mtn. SunDAy
805-419-0202 www.thesilverpantry.com Brewing Co. Sat.: Matt Hopper and Dear Lemon Trees, 7-10pm. Wed.: Goleta: Camino Real
Singer/Songwriter Night, 6:30-9:30pm. 137 Anacapa St., Unit F. Free. Call 694- Marketplace, 10am-2pm
2252. figmtnbrew.com
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Community Hall, Montecito Library, 1469
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E. Valley Rd., Montecito. Free. Call
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6/14: Sunset at the
Canary Take in
panoramic views of the ocean and
mountains atop this luxury hotel
6/14: Astronomy on Tap Learn
in the heart of downtown. Mix
Chef Designed, Nutritionist Approved Menus from Brian Haworth and Eric Saunders
and mingle with LGBTQ+ folks and
on what it takes to run the worldwide
allies over beverages to the tunes
Flexible Meal Plans & Dietary Las Cumbres Observatory and Sally Shaw
of DJ Darla Bea, the hip harbinger
Menus to Meet Your Needs from UCSB on hunting for dark matter
of cool beats. IDs will be checked at
underground at this monthly speaker
the door. 6-8pm. Kimpton Canary
Locally Owned and Proudly Serving Ventura County series. 7:30-10pm. M8RX Nightclub +
Hotel Rooftop, 31 W. Carrillo St.
Lounge, 409 State St. Ages 21+. Free.
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6/10: Trinity Backstage: The Harmony All Stars Songwriters
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Doug Clegg, James McVay, Kate Wallace, and Caren Armstrong will come
together for an intimate evening of acoustic music, homemade desserts, cof cof-
fee, and tea. 8pm. Trinity Episcopal Church, 1500 State St. Donation: $10. Call
962-2970. trinitybackstage.com
6/10: S.B. Music Club The S.B. Music Club will close its 47th season
with its annual Scholarship Showcase Recital, which highlights many of this
season’s scholarship award recipients and features inspiring masterworks by
beloved composers. Congratulations, musicians! 3-4:30pm. First United Meth-
Pershing Park ball field

odist Church, 305 E. Anapamu St. Free. sbmusicclub.org
6/10: 92.9 KJEE Summer Round-Up: Empire of the Sun, Bishop

Briggs, Judah & The Lion, Soul Majestic It’s that time of year again
when you have the chance to see some of your favorite artists perform live at the santa barbara Waterfront
underneath the summer night sky. You’ll recognize radio hits like Empire
of the Sun’s “Walking on a Dream,” Bishop Briggs’s “River,” and Judah & the
Lion’s “Take It All Back,” along with the roots reggae sounds of area band Soul the six-time national champion santa barbara foresters will play the
Majestic. 5:30pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $44.50-$54.50. Call 962-7411. 2017 summer season at Pershing Park in downtown santa barbara.
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6/11: Boston The same hard rockers that brought us the radio hit “More
Than a Feeling” in 1976 is as lively as ever, playing high-energy shows with
an out-of-this-world sound for an extraordinary musical experience faithful Saturday, June 10 • 6pm
to the band’s studio recordings. 7pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $45.50- vs. long beach legends
$105.50. Call 962-7411. Read more on p. 48. sbbowl.com
6/11: Adelfos Ensemble This mixed-voice a cappella ensemble will Sunday, June 11 • 2 pm
highlight contemporary works for choir and the percussive marimba instru-
ment. 3:30pm. Trinity Episcopal Church, 1500 State St. $15-$20.
vs. ventura Pirates
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6/11: Capleton & The Prophecy Band Jamaican reggae star Capleton
got his modest start in the dance halls of the 1980s, rose to success with col-
laborations with Method Man and Q-Tip, and topped the charts with his “Jah season Passes on sale during oPening Weekend
Jah City” and “Good in Her Clothes.” His thoughtful lyrics and chart-topping tickets are alWays available at the gate!
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beats will have you dancing the whole night through. 7:30pm. Velvet Jones,
413 State St. $25. Ages 21+. Call 965-8676. velvet-jones.com
6/11: Jon Mayer Quartet, Rickey Woodard The Santa Barbara Jazz
Society presents the exciting Jon Mayer Quartet, whose leader has been an
active jazz pianist since the ’50s in New York City, featuring L.A. saxophonist
extraordinaire Rickey Woodard backed by his live band. 1pm. SOhO Restaurant
& Music Club, 1221 State St. $25. Ages 21+. Call 962-7776. sohosb.com
announces
6/11: S.B. Master Chorale Enjoy an American choral medley featuring — AUDITIONS —
works from 1840 to the present, including sacred harp singing and Morten Tue/Wed, June 13 & 14
Lauridsen’s “Nocturnes.” 3pm. First United Methodist Church, 305 E. Anapamu 6-10pm by appointment
St. Free-$22. Call 682-6516. sbmasterchorale.org Callbacks June 19
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6/13: VHS Collection This rising New York City trio will put on a high-
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SAt Jun 10 7:00p
“tAleS From mother GooSe” Montecito School of Ballet presents
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their annual year-end show. This delightful performance, inspired by the classic nursery rhymes,
features a nostalgic score and beloved fairytale characters that will excite audiences of all ages.
become a thriving
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thu Jun 15 7:00p & SAt Jun 17 2:00p
“dAnCinG CirCuS” Curtis Studio of Dance presents this colorful dance
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“dAnCe iS our pASSion” Curtis Studio of Dance presents this spectacular dance
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visit www.curtisdance.com or call 805-684-4099. These dancers are very passionate about their
art form in providing beautiful entertainment for all!
Fri Jun 23 6:00p
“A Summer CelebrAtion oF broAdwAy” Gustafson Dance presents
the talented students ages 8-16 from their Musical Theatre Intensive. The dancers will perform a
musical revue consisting of a variety of show tunes, scenes, and dance numbers from well known
Broadway musicals. For more info and tickets please visit www.gustafsondance.com or call
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Artistry p. 35
goya through her eyes Jeanne smith Morgan’s an interpretation of goya’s Caprichos
Community
I
n 2012, Santa Barbaran Jeanne Smith Morgan drawing based on the etching of the day.“I had a copy
released her book, An Interpretation of Goya’s
Caprichos—54 years after she began.
of the Caprichos in my voice. I was singing Goya’s
song.”
S.B. Businesses Host
Pride Nights
It was 1958 when Morgan received a full schol- “That was a long time ago,” she added. She held
arship to attend Otis College of Art and Design, onto the sketches so she could always have her own
and two detours changed her life forever. The first copy. Now, we readers can see Goya through her eyes.
was en route to a civil rights gathering hosted by Morgan found in Goya an incredibly insightful,
anti-Stalinist socialist revolutionaries in Watts, a intuitive, imaginative artist—Goya the Prophet, she
neighborhood in Los Angeles just north of Compton. calls him. “Goya knew what it was all about. In the
She got lost trying to find the meeting house and Catholic inquisition, he saw all the evil of a society
instead stumbled upon a marvelous sculpture. “God that wanted everyone to live under the power of
F
help us, it was fabulous, unbelievable,” she said of the ‘witchcraft,’ burning women at the stake,” she said of or many years now, Wildcat Lounge has been the only remaining
Watts Towers, a then barely known set of steel spires his critiques of the Spanish Inquisition, with its multi- designated LGBTQ night in Santa Barbara. Although S.B. has
that rise mind-bogglingly above the neighborhood, century religious terror of stake-burnings, tortures, been home to several gay bars in the distant past, they have all
spangled with mosaic and glass and made by Italian and raids in the name of Christianity. She commends closed their doors, with essentially only Wildcat’s Red Room Sundays
immigrant Simon Rodia. his “marvelous discernment of metaphysics, hypoc- remaining— until now.
remaining
She hadn’t heard of it; the art world hadn’t heard risy, lies, falsehoods, greed, and theft, the brutality With June being Pride month, now is the perfect time to step out
of it. “I climbed the towers, and it changed my life. I of the courts of the laws. He wasn’t interested in his into the city’s re-emerging queer scene. Over the past few months, two
was morphed into someone whose life was devoted subjective feelings. He wanted his felt sense of life to area businesses have begun to host pride nights, Wine Therapy and
to this massive inspiration,” she said. With the help of talk about not himself, but anybody else.” Nectar Eatery & Lounge, along with continued events at the Kimpton
fellow students and faculty, she went on to found the She draws parallels between Goya and Rodia, the Canary Hotel hosted by Pacific Pride Foundation. These establish-
Watts Towers Committee, a preservationist society molding master behind the Watts Towers. “They’re ing hot spots are choosing to provide pride nights honoring S.B.’s
dedicated to keeping Rodia’s work alive, setting the wired together and covered with mortar and a LGBTQ+ community.
framework for a life dedicated to championing art- thousand yards of mosaic he picked up from the Danielle Ogaz, owner of Wine Therapy, said that the idea came after
work and fighting injustice. city and the sea. With his environment, he created chatting with a friend about S.B.’s nonexistent gay nightlife scene, not-
The second moment came in the Otis Col- his message to the world,” she said. “In the same way, ing that if you didn’t want to dance and go crazy at Wildcat, then you
lege library. “I found this hot book on Goya,” she Goya selected from his city’s thoughts and people the had nothing. “We needed something more mellow,” Ogaz stated, and
recounted of Goya’s Caprichos, a collection of prints mosaic he used to transmit his truth.” about four months ago, Wednesdays became Pride Nights, as well as
by the artist Francisco Goya rendered in 1797 and What’s more, she sees in Goya an artist sensitively open-mic nights, at Wine Therapy. A portion of their proceeds go to
1798. She wanted it, but it was due back to the library: attuned to the inner lives of women. “About 25 per- Pacific Pride Foundation.
So she made her own. Every day, she drew a freehand cent of the etchings deal with women’s situation in With ample space to hang out, play games, and mingle, “this is the
life,” Morgan said. “He knew the private perfect place for a date night,” said Ogaz. “We’ve literally seen so many
Richie D e MaRia
intimate problems of women’s lives and people get together.” Ogaz wants Wine Therapy to be a place where
is sometimes critical but mostly sympa- people can come, hang out for hours, and get to know one another,
thetic.” In his time, arranged marriages stating, “We want this to be open to everyone, not exclusive.”
were common, and women had little say in Brad and Aparna Sherman, owners of Nectar Eatery & Lounge,
their choice of husband. began hosting Pride Tuesdays at the end of February. Brad Sherman
Morgan’s own artistry took its time said that this was a “natural progression to be inclusive of people I
to see publication, in part because of the had known for a very long time.” The upscale lounge offers all-night
generational challenges of being an artistic, discounts and features a musical performance by a different drag
married woman in her time. “Back then, queen every first and third Tuesday, with Vivian Storm announcing.
you didn’t just get a divorce, say ‘fuck you,’ The second and fourth Tuesdays are open-talent night, but Sherman
and walk away,” she said. “You suffered.” notes they often turn into another show depending on who comes.
She credits “good luck and friends with “It’s been exceptional,” Sherman stated, and he’s been blown away by
a full-board digital set-up” for the eventual the quality of performances. “We’re an intimate space, so we want to
publication of her work, but gave a special create intimate performances,” he continued.
acknowledgement and gratitude to Chau- Sherman stated that “people want to come out and support,” report-
cer’s Books founder Mahri Kerley, who ing an average of 68 attendees. Sherman isn’t sure where this will go,
assisted in giving her book a shelf life. noting, “There’s a lot of things happening in S.B. … none of it can be
The publication of her work is a dream fully supported … there’s not enough people.” But for now, he said,
come true, and a testament to her strength, “We’re having a great time.”
patience, and resilience. She continues Pacific Pride Foundation (PPF) has advocated for creating social
her work with the Watts Towers, plans to events and a community here in Santa Barbara that is inclusive to all.
launch a wholesale paper-goods business For reportedly the past five years, they have been hosting Sunset at
called California Bravo, and remains a the Canary, a monthly summer mixer at the Kimpton Canary Hotel
passionately political civil rights activist. rooftop, usually May-September. The event boasts a deejay and special
“We need to organize something called happy-hour prices, while 10 percent of the proceeds at Finch & Fork
the Grey Panthers,” she said. “People like us go back to PPF.
VOICES OF GENERATIONS: Jeanne Smith Morgan draws parallels between are kicked to the curb, but we’ve lived long In response to the increasing number of pride nights, Pacific Pride
the social issues Goya critiqued in his Caprichos and contemporary political enough to have some wisdom float up to Foundation Executive Director Colette Schabram stated, “This is an
and social issues facing our country today. the surface of the pool.” —Richie DeMaria important time for our LGBTQ+ community to be visible and vocal.
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Giant kangaroo rat living
FelIne FIne
ne at Cat therapyCuteness heals at Victoria Court Café
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wasn’t quite sure what to expect stepping into a cat visitors and highlighting their distinct personality
café for the first time, but owner Catalina Esteves traits.
welcomes human visitors to her feline utopia with Dan, the handsome orange tabby, loves to be pet
open paws. and will graze his face against your palm for attention.
Santa Barbara’s recently opened Cat Therapy, Wickett’s big, blue playful eyes reveal a loving kitten
located inside Victoria Court on State Street, offers a who will play any game you set in front of him, while
unique feline experience where human visitors can Inky, a fat black cat, sat on a beanie chair the entire
escape from the stresses of everyday life. visit but let me pet his chin like a dog would. And let’s
At the beginning of the visit, Esteves takes orders not forget Tootie, the tiny calico who stole everyone’s
for coffee, tea, or açaí bowls she orders and picks up heart with her baby face, or Willow, the nervous cat
from the neighboring Brasil Arts Café. The idea, she with a fluffy coat who never left her cube.
explains, is that visitors can relax with a cup of tea, Estevez limits the number of visitors each session
read a book, or play a game from the café’s bookshelf to never exceed the number of cats, currently at 12 but
with an adoptable feline companion.
She explains the house rules: Cats can be identified
by their collar (blue for boys, pink for girls); be gentle
potentially 15, so that each visitor can pet, play, and
interact with each cat.
Estevez partners with the Animal Shelter Assis- Little Drummers of
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and friendly with the cats; don’t pick them up and tance Program, Santa Ynez Valley Humane Society,
don’t wake them up if they are in a slumber; and take and a shelter in Ventura but hopes to expand her
as many pictures as you want, just without the flash, network so more cats can find a permanent home.
which hurts the cats’ eyes. The cat recruitment process, she says, is thorough;
I
cats must be vaccinated and neutered or literally had to drive five mph so I wouldn’t hit any on a dusty Soda
savanna Mesch
spayed, and they must get along well with Lake Road inside the Carrizo Plain National Monument, the last
other cats. great bastion of the federally endangered giant kangaroo rat.
When she proposed the business to It was nearing midnight, and tiny, nocturnal giant kangaroo rats
the city health department, Esteves says were hopping out of the tall grass and onto the open road. It’s hard to
they were excited but that it was difficult imagine, but these unique little critters are vital to what is the last of
because there is no clear classification for California’s historic grasslands.
this type of business. She and her staff That’s right. Although it’s the largest of the more than 20 species
make every effort to meet the health code, of kangaroo rat, it only weighs up to five ounces, yet it’s the keystone
constantly vacuuming and wiping the species of the Carrizo Plain; all other wildlife species within the monu-
tables free of cat hair. The work, however, ment depend on these 13-inch-long, nose-to-tail burrow builders to
can add up, and she hopes to set up a serve as the foundation for the entire ecosystem.
volunteer program for people who can’t “Giant kangaroo rats are basically the key species in the entire
commit to a shelter or aren’t allowed pets Carrizo web,” said Bob Stafford, a wildlife biologist for the California
in their apartment. Department of Fish and Wildlife. “As they go, so do a lot of the other
Esteves hopes the community will endangered species.”
utilize the space for events, study groups, There are many predators in the Carrizo Plain that rely on giant
and a place to destress. Visitors can make kangaroo rats not only as a food source but also for their burrow sites
appointments online or in-store, where — everything from kit foxes, burrowing owls, and badgers to snakes
there’s a fun selection of cat-related mer- and long-tailed weasels. They locate, take over, and modify giant kan-
chandise for sale. garoo rat burrow sites, making them their own.
When humans and cats interact in a “The burrows are also used by blunt-nosed leopard lizards,” he
home-like setting, Esteves explains, it fos- said, “and California jewelflower is often associated with the burrow
ters a more organic bond and allows for the systems.”
cats to be adopted faster. Those interested Giant kangaroo rats are native to the San Joaquin Valley; even so,
PURRFECT PAL: Wickett’s big, blue playful eyes reveal a loving kitten who will in adopting simply fill out a form at the they’ve been kind of a big unknown on the Carrizo Plain because of
play any game you set in front of him. store and, upon review from the shelter, lingering drought conditions. With their big feet, almond-shaped eyes,
can pick up their new cat companions in- and long tails, they work like little lawn mowers on the grasslands,
My 2:45 p.m. appointment fell in the middle of nap store on Tuesday, the one day out virtually mowing down huge swaths of grasses surrounding their bur-
time, but Esteves kept things lively with an Ed Sheeran of the week the café is closed. rowing sites. By flying over their sites, this is how Stafford and his team
playlist to create a calm yet upbeat environment. Every city should have its locate and count giant kangaroo rat populations.
The “catti-fied” interior, decorated with help from own cat café, argues Esteves. A “They mow down the area around their burrows so we can fly
her mother, Marta Dachena, is the perfect balance of visit to Cat Therapy can help transects over the area to map the areas they mow down,” explained
California chic, ambience, and function—all com- humans de-stress, be more pro- Cat Stafford. “Problem is, if we don’t get any growth, they have nothing
pletely cat-proofed to prevent the kitties from getting ductive, and make new friends. therapy to mow and we have nothing to survey. Therefore, we haven’t been
into the typical kitten shenanigans. My group showed a clear inter- is located at able to do any surveys since 2011. That will change, though, after last
The idea came to Esteves from a Buzzfeed video, est in felines: People shared pic- 1213 State winter’s rains.”
she says. “When I heard about cat cafés, I was like, tures of their cats (one girl even Street, SuIte l, That’s good news for the giant kangaroo rat and all the other
‘This is my calling,’ ” says Esteves. FaceTimed a friend’s cat) and wildlife on these historic grasslands, but uncertainty will mount
Her business partner and husband, Marek Nold, donned eccentric cat accessories.
and can be reached for all things living on the Carrizo Plain if President Donald
helps with the business side of things, while Esteves Regardless of whether you
at 560-1996 or Trump decides to open the monument up to oil drilling in
considers herself the creative side of operations. A consider yourself a dog or cat per- cattherapysb.com. the future. Five other national monuments in California and
self-described “cat lady,” Esteves certainly has a pen- son, most anyone will enjoy a visit another 21 across the west are also up for review
chant for the business of cat cafés. She acts like a foster to Cat Therapy, even those with in what would be a deplorable outcome for
mother to the adult cats, helping introduce them to mild allergies. —Savanna Mesch these wild places. —Chuck Graham

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Mr. 59: Al GeiberGer’s Sweet Swing

Looking at the Legacy of an S.B. Golf Legend
F
orty years ago, Al Geiberger achieved a virtu- said. “I thought I’d never see my last putt. I heard some
courtesy al geiberger photos

ally impossible sort of perfection at the Colonial footage was burned up in a fire.”
Country Club in Cordova, Tennessee. With his It turned out that a local TV intern had recorded
sweet swing and an uncanny penchant for sink- Geiberger’s last three holes. “He was cleaning out his
ing putts, the 39-year-old pro from Santa Barbara mas- attic a few years ago and found this VCR tape with my
tered the game of golf for one magical afternoon on name on the side,” Geiberger said. “He took it to the
June 10, 1977. Golf Channel, but they didn’t tell me about it.” When
When Geiberger’s final putt dropped into the 18th Geiberger appeared on the show In Play with Jimmy
hole of his second round at the Danny Thomas St. Roberts in 2013, the long-lost tape was revealed to him.
Jude Classic, it consummated a score of 59, the first Other trivia about the first 59: Geiberger used the
sub-60 round in the history of the PGA Tour. He same ball, a Ben Hogan No. 1, throughout the round.
became known as “Mr. 59,” a distinction that was his “The way things were going, I didn’t want to change,” he
alone for 14 years until Chip Beck and subsequently said. His caddie was the crusty Lee Lynch. “The mean
four others recorded 59s on the tour. old man,” Geiberger said. “He was hard to get along
Jim Furyk finally shaved a with. We called him ‘Two Shot,’ because it was like a
by John stroke off the record last August
when he shot a 58 at the Trav-
two-shot penalty if you used Lee Lynch.” Instead of
Zant
being congratulated by his caddie after the 59, Gei-
elers Championship in Con- berger said, “He’d tell people, ‘If he listened to me, he’d
necticut. “It’s amazing it took 39 have a 57.’”
years to break it,” Geiberger said Geiberger, on the other hand, is one of the nicest
last week. “As the years went by, LEAVING THE ZONE: Al Geiberger raised his arms after sinking an eight- guys ever to swing a club. He won 11 tournaments on
I thought, ‘Jeez, what the hell did I do? Maybe it will foot birdie putt on the last hole of his record-breaking round in 1977. the tour, including the 1966 PGA Championship. “I
never be broken.’ ” have the only thing Arnold Palmer didn’t have,” he said,
Because his was the first to crack 60, Geiberger’s round Geiberger was so locked into the zone that nothing referring to the major title that Palmer lacked during his
holds a special place in history, like Roger Bannister’s would snap him out of it. He heard some shouts of “59” legendary career. Geiberger also won 10 times on the senior
sub-four-minute mile. And even though his 59 has been when he needed one more birdie to go 13 under, but he paid Champions Tour.
matched and surpassed, it still might be the most impressive them no heed. “In golf, the worst thing you can do is count His parents, Mable (“She spelled it that way”) and Ray,
golf score of all. Geiberger’s accomplishment was almost your score,” he said.“You talk about any other little thing, like taught him to play golf on a nine-hole course near his child-
freakish. It was a Memphis miracle. how hot it is or the short shorts the girls were wearing. … It’s hood home in Sacramento. When he was 15, the family
“It was the longest course,” he said of the Colonial, a like when a pitcher has a no-hitter going; you don’t go to the moved to Santa Barbara, where his father became a county
7,249-yard, par-72 layout.“I finished 13 under par. That beats mound and tell him how great he’s doing.” farm adviser and his mother took care of some important
Furyk at 12 under.” Furyk shot his 58 business. “The high school didn’t
on a par-70 course. have a golf team,” Geiberger said.
Geiberger won the tournament, but “My mother got involved, and we
his other rounds affirm that the course put together a team.”
was no pushover. The final score line With Geiberger and Tom McFad-
read: 72-59-72-70. According to PGA den leading the way, and future
records, he is the only player to win financial mogul Charles Schwab,
on the tour (outside of the majors) the No. 3 player, the Santa Barbara
without shooting a round in the 60s. High Dons won the CIF team golf
There was no indication of what championship in 1954. Geiberger
was to come when Geiberger teed went on to play golf at Menlo Col-
off at 1 p.m. on a humid day with the lege and USC. He joined the PGA
temperature hovering around 100 Tour in 1960.
degrees. The slim golfer was known His life has not been all birdies
as “Skippy” because he munched on and eagles. After his mother died,
peanut-butter sandwiches to keep his father was one of 583 people
his energy up, and his main concern who perished in the world’s worst
under those harsh conditions was to airline disaster, the collision of two
survive. “I was only thinking: Get me 747s on a runway in the Canary
through this round,” he said.“One shot Islands. It happened in March 1977,
at a time.” three months before Geiberger shot
Starting the round on the back his 59. Even harder to take was the
nine, he birdied two of the first five loss of his 2-year-old son, Matt, who
holes — then the onslaught came. drowned in a pool in 1988. In the
Over a stretch of seven holes, Gei- meantime, persistent abdominal
berger recorded six birdies and an AVIARY: There are 11 birdies and an eagle on the enlarged replica of Al Geiberger’s scorecard at the 1977 Danny pain prompted the removal of his
eagle, a 30-yard pitch that dropped Thomas St. Jude Open. colon.
into the cup on the par-five first hole Geiberger and his wife, Carolyn,
(the start of his second nine). live in Palm Desert. His other sons
“I was holing every putt I looked at,” Geiberger recalled. After a par on his 17th hole, Geiberger faced an eight-foot include Brent, a two-time winner on the PGA Tour, and
“Fifteen feet, 20 feet, they all went in.” One of his playing birdie putt on the final hole. By then, he knew he was on the John, who coached the golf team at Pepperdine.
partners was his friend Dave Stockton. “He was one of the brink of something special. “It was into the grain,” he said At 79, Al Geiberger still displays his golf swing at charity
best putters on the tour, but he could not make a putt that of the rough Bermuda green. “I remember how hard I hit events. “I used to play naturally,” he said. “I’ve learned so
day,” Geiberger said. “He went five over par. I’d apologize to the putt. It’s easy to leave a putt short under a lot of pressure. much about hitting the ball. We used to guess. Now we know
him whenever I made a putt. I was playing so well that when This one dove in.” how to control the club face. If I knew what I know now 25
the ball left my putter on the seventh green [his 16th hole], History made, Geiberger spent a long time in the press or 30 years ago … ”
I turned and looked at the people in the bleachers. I knew it room being interviewed. The tournament was not nation- Forty years ago, however, his game was a natural wonder
was in. That’s what’s called being in the zone.” ally televised. “I wasn’t able to watch the evening news,” he that still shines. n

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edges of mortality as you thought you knew it. on Ortega) as they go to or from the beach or
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Daily 7am–10pm shuffled off some procedure and enlisted my of academe on the American Riviera. There’s a
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there is, so far as I can tell, always
of an unpaid bill for two Long fútbol on the two flat-screens.
Island iced teas from the Cliff by Ralph Lowe It’s a bright bar, so the Blimp
Room on the Mesa with its bad Mechanic didn’t enter in the
music, silent barman, and worn same sort of nimbus of light he
pool table. I asked Connery to punctured at The Sportsman or
come along because he is both the Cliff. He sat next to me and
smarter and younger than I am, and Connery, edged on his stool closer
that seemed like a good résumé for a to the jukebox from which a Bowie fest
meeting with the painstakingly mysterious was in full swing.
happy-hour ghost who had somehow iden- He was wearing a fez. With that and his
tified me as interesting during one languid Mubarak dye job, he looked like a child’s
after-lunch glass of wine on ice at Joe’s idea of a Halloween cupcake. I finally
Café not far over on State. asked him what his name was, and he
The Press Club cocktail lounge said “Bob,” and I said,“Of course it is,”
is a British carryover from what they and he ordered a Long Island iced tea.
cheekily call the English Channel. The men’s Bob, I said, you know, a fez is more than a
Open 7 days, breakFast lunch & dinner loo boasts portraits of Queen Victoria over little pillar you put on your head. “It’s not just a
the toilet, Elizabeth I by the paper-towel rack, hat, Bob …” He said he didn’t care what his hat
Super Happy Hour M-F 3-7p and a Warhol portrait of the current mon- meant and went into a weak, Trumpian screed
arch—another incomparable Tudor like the about sensitivity and political correctness and
Wine $4.50, Beers $3-$4, Appetizers first Elizabeth who allowed us Shakespeare and the decadence of Europe and, for some reason,
the hysterical romp past the medieval world the perfidy of the Chinese. His blimp talk I had
into what became the English Renaissance, or heard not long ago at the Cliff Room. Bowie was
Dinner Specials Nightly 4-Close an era that bears her name. The new queen, singing about an American girl, some guy in a
indoor/outdoor seating, gorgeous patio, family friendly now some 65 years into her reign, watched his- vast stadium made a goal, and The Press Room
tory dismember Victoria’s empire, the Blitz, had a bit of a tribal moment which passed soon
Sunday BruncH BuFFet the rebuilding, and then Thatcher and then enough. He laid not enough money on the bar
Brexit and now May and Trump—and, well, and stepped out onto Ortega in time, or maybe
9-1pm Only $15.99 God Bless Her Graciousness. Victoria scowls even in tune, with the parade that was passing.
Kids (10 and under) $8.99 | Seniors (60+) $13.99 down and on. I finished my wine, Connery his bottle of water,
Inside, at the corner of the bar closest to the and we talked about ottomans and presidents-
street, there’s a porcelain bulldog smoking a elect in one of the two window seats that look
catering available cigar and wearing a Union Jack waistcoat. A out from London to Ortega.
sign warns that there is no Wi-Fi and advises As everyone with cancer, I am in the Epitaph
cateringbymulligans@gmail.com patrons to “get drunk and talk.” The music is all Mode, or the Summation Sweepstakes. One
British Invasion stuff, messy or clean, certifi- could do worse, and many have, than to share
Family owned and ably iconic or obscure. The matchbooks claim the eulogy or emulate the life of one Guinness,
operated for 24 years! that The Press Room is “the best place to get commemorated by a brass commemoration
shagged” in, I presume, Santa Barbara. Con- that reads: “Dedicated to Guinness, The Smart-
nery said that claim probably wasn’t accurate est Dog We Ever Knew.” It’s there on your right,
3500 McCaw Ave, Santa Barbara if “shagging” was what he or Austin Powers just as you come into the bar. n
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original prices of the old menu.” sorrel pistou, which are paired with more classic
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Stacky’s, which will transform into a Rusty’s Pizza has created a wine list that “represents great local
during the next year. winemakers and much of what California has
to offer, particularly in pinot noir and chardon-
GUICHO’S OPENING SOON: Reader Primetime let me nay, that additionally focuses on small family-run
know that Guicho’s Eatery, coming to 901 Linden domaines from traditional old-world communes
Avenue, Carpinteria (formerly The Beach Bowl), that farm either biodynamically, organically, or
looks like it will be opening very soon. sustainably.”
Lunch hours are Monday-Friday, 11:45 a.m.-
OLIVER’S UPDATE: In May 2012 (yes, more than five 2 p.m. Brunch hours are Saturday-Sunday
years ago), I wrote that Peabody’s restaurant at 1198 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Dinner hours are Monday-Friday, Goleta
Coast Village Road in Montecito was closing and 5:30 p.m.-close, and Saturday-Sunday, 5 p.m-close. 5784 Calle Real
would be replaced by vegan restaurant Oliver’s, Call 845-7112 or visit somersetsb.com. Goleta, CA 93117
owned by cellular phone pioneer Craig McCaw. (805) 845-4899
Readers Primetime and Chris let me know that STARBUCKS DRIVE-THROUGH: Reader Primetime says an 8” or 10” decorated cake NothingBundtCakes.com
construction barricades are finally down and the in the next year a drive-through Starbucks will be Expires 6/20/17. Coupon must be presented at time of purchase. $5 off one 8” or one 10”
decorated cake. Valid only at the bakery listed. No cash value. Coupon may not be reproduced,
sign with the restaurant’s name is up at Oliver’s. opening somewhere in Santa Barbara or Goleta. transferred or sold. Internet distribution strictly prohibited. Must be claimed in bakery during
normal business hours. Not valid with any other offer.
As I understand it, the eatery is not yet open, but Currently, the only full-menu drive-through cof cof-
we welcome this first external sign of activity in fee places I know of are Zizzo’s in Goleta and Goleta
half a decade. McDonald’s on the Mesa. I believe city ordinances 5784 Calle Real
allow new drive-through places to open only Goleta, CA 93117
BUCATINI COMING TO GOLETA? Reader Primetime where there is an existing drive-through busi- (805) 845-4899
with the purchase of a bundtlet NothingBundtCakes.com
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15, the Santa Barbara alertness are not going to
Zoo is bringing together
humor and science for an
be sufficient,” he said. “No
matter what, one of them
l i f e
evening of IMPROVology. is going to sting you.” But page 45
This family-friendly pro- in pain, Schmidt found
gram combines the knowl- opportunity: “I just got
edge of animal experts with stung, might as well make
the comedic talents of Los the best out of a bad situ-
Angeles–based Impro Theatre ation. So I recorded how
Company to create an expe- much it hurt and put it on a
rience that’s fun, interactive, number scale.”
and educational. Dean Noble, The pain index has
the zoo’s marketing director, garnered Schmidt media
described IMPROVology (for- attention, as well — he
merly known as Zoos Line Is appeared on Jimmy Kim-
It Anyway?) as “a TED Talk imProVology mixes science and comedy at s.B. Zoo mel Live! and thoroughly
meets Second City,” adding terrified the host with a
that “nowhere else is learning about animal biological sciences professor Gita Kolluru, showcase of the insects he studies.
behavior so funny.” who will talk about evolutionary fitness in In conversation about the role of pro-
The evening begins with leading zoolo- animals. Also on the slate is entomologist grams such IMPROVology in promoting
gists sharing stories and research findings Justin O. Schmidt, who Discover magazine interest in the sciences, Schmidt affirmed
“Bored Teenagers”
regarding their specific field of study. The called the “world’s leading authority on the his desire to invigorate the youth. “What
comedians then come up with amusing, on- nature of stinging.” Schmidt received the Ig I’m trying to do is instill a love of science,” Tosh ClemenTs:
T
Ts:
the-spot skits based on zoological tropes:
sea otter movement, parasitic worms, and
Nobel Prize, which is awarded for unusual
and imaginative research, for creating the
he said. “Why stinging insects? Because
they’re the most colorful, spectacular, and Graffiti as art
parrot languages, for example. Their efforts Schmidt Sting Pain Index. What is this pain they capture your attention,” he continued. Graffiti is a school of art without tuition or degree, but
are supported by the unsinkable music of index? It is a one to four scale of the level of “If you make them fun and scientifically it’s complete with lessons in composition, size, color,
Konrad Kono, a renowned S.B. performer, pain felt from various Hymenoptera — e.g., interesting, and try to use that as a vehicle and, importantly, “line.” When a painter develops their
composer, arranger, and music teacher, and wasps, bees, ants — stings. Most small bees to inspire people to think that science is line or stroke, it stays with them as they develop a
the spoofs are judged by area TV and radio are at level one, for example, while tarantula cool … whether it’s changing the genome style and presentation beyond the sides of buildings
personalities, giving the comedians com- hawks and bullet ants stings hit level four. of malaria or you’re sending rockets to outer and train tracks, transitioning into more formal
petitive incentive. “It’s not a formalized mathematical rela- space, it doesn’t matter. Science is cool, and gallery settings. Santa Barbara native Tosh Clements
An impressive array of scientists are tionship between the numbers,” Schmidt [IMPROVology] is one example in your is a longtime photographer and professional cyclist
slated to appear, including California explained.“It’s more like a rule of thumb.” own backyard of how science is cool.” who grew up influenced by straight-edge punk and
Director of the National Wildlife Fed- Schmidt has received stings from about —Eugene Cheng graffiti culture. His bright, iconic, infectious new work
eration Beth Pratt-Bergstrom, who is an 83 species of Hymenoptera insects in the is showing at Breakfast Culture Club (711 Chapala St.),
expert on urban wildlife, most notably the course of his research; needing to collect IMPROVology is Thursday, June 15, 7:30-9 p.m., the café and art gallery.
infamous mountain lion who resides in the venom of hundreds of insects, being at the S.B. Zoo (500 Niños Dr.). Call 962-5339 or Clements, who is self-taught, has a great deal of
Los Angeles’s Griffith Park; and Cal Poly stung was expected. “Chances are, they’re visit sbzoo.org. sensitivity about the issues around public graffiti,
especially in a pristine town like Santa Barbara, but
he admits how much he gained from those early days.
KinKy
Ky Friedman Plays Jones Fest
K
“There are basics about spray-painting on buildings a
graffiti artist learns,” he said. “Big is good; your style
Country legend Kinky Friedman is carving time out of his busy schedule to In 2010, when Jones mailed Friedman a letter to ask if he’d perform in must be instantly recognizable. You do it to get a
perform this Saturday, June 10, at Jones Fest, the annual front-yard music festival the valley, he agreed. “After the show, Kinky made the mistake of saying [my reaction. But it’s anonymous.”
that has become a staple in the Santa Ynez Valley. daughter] Kara and I should come out for a visit to Echo Hill,” Jones said, referring Clements is no longer concerned about being
The 72-year-old is a man of many traits: acclaimed singer, crime novelist, to the Friedman family ranch. So she went the next week, and she has been back anonymous. His new paintings include red-and-white
comedian, Texas rancher, biographer, former gubernatorial candidate. He is several times to housesit.What started “awkward,” Jones said, has morphed prints of floating heads, abstract color studies, and
currently contributing to a book about Bob Dylan. into “true friendship.” After all, both were larger, deeper paintings with an eye toward cyclical
“Much has been written about him, but this stuff political candidates (on opposite ends of the issues of life, death, and rebirth. Each of the larger
has not been broached,” Friedman said in a recent political spectrum). Jones is an uninhibited paintings feature a central human “head” usually in
interview with The Santa Barbara Independent. Bakersfield-born Republican who stridently
profile, inundated by thoughts, facts, and worries
Meanwhile, author Mary Lou Sullivan is working opposed Obamacare; Friedman, nearly a
as if an entire life were flashing by. Deadpan humor
on Friedman’s biography — of which he was asked Texas native, is a Bernie Sanders fan.
to write the introduction. “I told them all of the When asked about President Donald threads through all of Clements work, especially his
self-absorbed assholes in the world would love Trump, Friedman said, “Just remember Jesus ephemeral Post-it drawings, filled with comic panels,
to write their own introduction,” he said, “and I’m rode in on a jackass,” noting Franklin Delano iconic images, and words pasted to the walls of the
no exception.” To top it off, Friedman will also be Roosevelt, Mother Teresa, and Gandhi all gallery like modern hieroglyphics.
releasing an album titled The Matlock Collection. also had aristocratic backgrounds. “It’s way Who knows where an artist’s line will take them?
Saturday will be Friedman’s third time playing too early to be saying anything negative or Clements has just returned from a tour of European
in the Santa Ynez Valley. Friedman and the positive on Trump.” galleries sure to inform his art, which is already a new
festival’s host, Karen Jones — an unpaid music Jones Fest takes place at 1120 Edison Street and present development in the growing world of
promoter, volunteer at Opportunity Shop, and in Santa Ynez. Call 688-7786 or see facebook contemporary alternative voices in Santa Barbara art.
former candidate for county supervisor — have .com/jonesfestsb.
See the full story at independent.com/toshclements.
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Social Dance
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yncopation, which runs June 8-25 at Castle came back from Europe” Soleau said,
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New Vic, takes the already consider- never the same again.
able challenge of a two-person show The actors in Syncopation are not profes-
and raises the stakes by adding dance to the sional dancers, but according to Soleau, they
acting. Zander Meisner will play Henry, a are rising to the occasion.“Sara is very strong,
butcher who dreams of becoming a famous and the way Henry has taken on the role is
ballroom dancer, and Sara Brophy is Anna, unbelievable. They have really grown as a
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including such tricky maneuvers as the hesi- specific steps in the script, but according to
tation waltz, and they must do so in the small Soleau, there is “room for improvisation” in
space defined by the set of Henry’s tenement the way they are executed.
apartment. One of the challenges faced by everyone
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American Tango, which was performed at the configuration of the stage. State Street
the Granada as the kick-off to State Street Ballet just finished a successful run with its
Ballet’s 2016-17 season, required the chore- Modern Masters program at the New Vic;
ographer to do extensive research into the as a result, Soleau is familiar with the space.
period represented in Syncopation, a time But in this work, due to the set design, only
when ballroom-dance fever was at its height, about one quarter of the stage is available
especially among working-class people. The to the performers for their movement. “It
prestige of dance stars and the rapid devel- wasn’t made for dancing” said Soleau, but that
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a&e | POP, ROCK & JAZZ PREVIEW
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AXMEN: Guitarist Gary Pihl
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information on educational debt, earnings, and completion rates. ome might say the rock band Boston Boston all these years: What’s it like being a
was responsible for a whole genera- rock star?” Well, it hasn’t changed much since
tion of girls named Amanda, thanks high school. I still get up and run three miles
to its 1986 eponymous chart-topping a day like I did when I was on the track team.
power ballad. Although the group already had I’m still in a rock band. And I’m still with the
hits such as “More Than a Feeling” and “Peace same girl!
of Mind,”“Amanda” was the first song to reach
APPLY TODAY TO START IN FALL 2017 #1 on the Billboard charts. On not being a crazy rock star. I’ve been very for-
www.Fielding.edu/Apply | 805.898.4026 Since its formation in the 1970s, Boston has tunate to stay away from alcohol and drugs.
recorded six albums; they are currently play- In fact, that’s how I got the gig with Sammy.
ing venues throughout the country as part of We had known Sammy from around the
their Hyper Space Tour, with a stop on June area, in the San Francisco Bay Area. Sammy
11 at the S.B. Bowl. Guitarist Gary Pihl, who called me up one day and asked,“Hey Pihl, are
has been with the band since you into drugs?” I told him I
1985, provided some insights wasn’t. And then he said, “If
into the group’s history and legendary you want, come down and
new tour and spoke about his
illustrious career. In addition rock Band jam with us.” Luckily, I had
that reputation of being a
to being the second-longest- StopS in S.B. on straight guy, and that got me
tenured member (after leg- hyper Space tour the gig with Sammy.
endary tinkerer Tom Scholz),
Pihl is also known for his work by Eugene Cheng On what drives him to keep per-
with Sammy Hagar prior to forming. I have such a great
Boston. time performing — it’s the
reason why I picked up guitar in the first
On what to expect from the Hyper Space Tour. We place. There’s just something special about
A Tasting Experience in the Good Land
A Tasting Experience in the Good Land got some brand-new special effects that Tom performing live. You never know what’s
A Tasting Experience
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event within the Good Land
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A Tasting Experience the Good Land
Days is a party not to be missed! With strong support from the City of Goleta written some new music to go along with you playing with prerecorded tracks because
and local companies, this event is held at the historical Rancho la Patera Gardens
it. People will be able to see and hear things the vocals sound good?” That’s all six of us in
they’ve never seen at a Boston concert before. the band. We all sing, so if you hear a wrong
for an evening of fabulous food from local restaurants. The evening also includes We’re certainly going to play all the old hits note, that’s really us hitting that wrong note!
performances from the 2017 Spirit and Junior Spirit of Fiesta, live entertainment, that people love singing along with and then But that’s just the beauty of live performance.
and ending the evening with dancing among the gardens to Area 51. some deep cuts. You know, people will run The feedback from the audience, seeing them
Thursday, June 15
into us and say, “Hey, you haven’t played this smiling and singing along. I’ll tell you, I get
song in a long time; how about doing this choked up sometimes. It’s just the best thing
song?” So we’re going to throw some of those in the world, and we’re so grateful that we
in. Probably a song or two from our latest CD, could continue doing this and that people still
Life, Love & Hope. love those songs 40 years later.
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Heroes
Wanted R pop, rock & jazz
Ryan adams
yan Adams began a three-consecutive-
night run that also included both Greek
theaters at the Granada in Santa Barbara
has also managed to convert his most famous
cover, a version of “Wonderwall” by Oasis,
into a kind of religious experience backed by
Each year in our Thanksgiving issue, on Thursday night, June 1. Fans of the rocker just guitar and keyboards.
thus caught a thrilling show in the most Of course no Adams show would be
The S.B. Independent honors our Local intimate venue of Adams’s wild week and complete without some kind of audience-
got a long look at interaction incident. At the Granada a woman
Heroes — Santa Barbarans who make At the Granada Theatre,
Thu., June 1. one of contempo- engaged the star by asking him to encourage
rary music’s most everyone in the audience to stand. After
our community a better place to live. compelling performers. Playing in front of a pointing out that the Granada is a “theater
pyramid of old-fashioned television sets and with seats,” and that the woman was likely
flanked by banks of Marshall amps, Adams blocking the view of someone perhaps too
For our 32nd Annual Local powered through a 22-song set that dispensed
with an encore in favor of fitting in more
high to stand comfortably, Adams spun out a
wild fantasy about Marilyn Manson, Maury
Heroes Celebration, we music before the night’s hard curfew.
Adams wields an extraordinary array
Povich, and Rhoda Morgenstern that ended
with the punch line “But I missed the whole
ask our readers to help us of originals, highlights of which included

“Prisoner,” “When the Stars Go Blue,” and a
thing because I was in summer stock.” Like
him or not, there’s no one like Ryan Adams.
transcendently jammy “Cold Roses.” Adams — Charles Donelan
give thanks to those whose
good works and deeds may theater
wikipedia
otherwise go unsung. david Blaine
T
hanks to a slew of successful television
specials, he is the biggest name in magic
Please nominate a person you know today, but David Blaine rarely performs
who deserves such recognition. Send us live and almost never tours. That is just part
of why his Friday, June 2, appearance at the
his or her name and phone number and Granada Theatre in Santa Barbara was so
a brief summary of why you believe he special—special enough to attract a capacity
crowd and a number of his magical peers,
or she is a Local Hero. Make sure to also such as author and acclaimed illusionist Ricky
include your name and phone number. Jay. Blaine took his time coming out to start
his 8 p.m. show, but he more than made up for
it with two-plus
At the Granada
Theatre, Fri., June 2. hours of perfor-
mance. Apart from things with your body. Like what? Like
an excellent 10-minute segment with New throwing up a frog, seeming to sew your lips
York mentalist Asi Wind that climaxed with together with a needle and thread, or pierc-
some amazing Rubik’s cube manipulation, the ing your hand with an ice pick. In the finale,
night was all Blaine, all the time. Blaine held his breath in a human fish tank
Although his daredevilry keeps evolving for 10 minutes. Although the show mean-
and is thus hard to cat- dered at times and could use some editing,
egorize, Blaine’s style Blaine’s star power remains undimmed and
emAiL is rooted in street and will only increase as more people get a chance
& entertainment “geek” magic, which is to witness the incredible feats he is stringing
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (95 mins., PG)
Po the Panda (voiced by Jack Black)
is back. This time he is reunited with “A SPELLBINDING,
his long-lost father, who takes him to
a secret panda village. There, Po must
SEDUCTIVE AND SUSPENSEFUL
train the fun-loving bears into a fighting
DARK ROMANCE.”
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47 Meters Down (89 mins., PG-13)
While vacationing in Mexico, sisters
Lisa (Mandy Moore) and Kate (Claire
Holt) accept an invitation from two
local men to go cage diving. Trouble
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All Eyez on Me
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All Eyez on Me (140 mins., R) ily comes at the price of a soul. It stars DIANE LANE IS
This biopic chronicles rapper Tupac Joel Edgerton, Carmen Ejogo, and Riley
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My Cousin Rachel (106 mins., PG-13) -Peter Travers,
Shakur’s life, including his rise to fame Keough. Fiesta 5 Based on the 1951 novel of the same #3 ROLLING STONE ALL.MCR.0608.SBI
in the early 1990s with Thug Life, his
involvement in the East Coast/West
name, Rachel Weisz stars in this mys-
tery/romance as Rachel Ashley, the wife PARIS
Coast hip-hop feud, and his death by
gunfire at age 25. Camino Real/Metro 4
Megan Leavey of aristocrat Ambrose, who dies of sus-
picious circumstances. Plaza de Oro
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Rough Night (101 mins., R)
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The Book of Henry (105 mins., PG-13) Five college friends reunite 10 years after
Young boy Henry (Jaeden Lieberher) graduation to celebrate the impend- a film by
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After losing his racing title to Jackson Blackfish director Gabriela Cowperth- 3 Idiotas (106 mins., PG-13) SANTA BARBARA INDEPENDENT
Storm (Armie Hammer), Lightning
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This Mexican coming-of-age dram-
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stars the voice talents of Bonnie Hunt, The Mummy (107 mins., PG-13) Baywatch (116 mins., R)
Nathan Fillion, and Kerry Washington. Tom Cruise stars in this reboot of The Dwayne Johnson takes on iconic TV
Fairview/Fiesta 5 (Opens Thu., June 15) Mummy as Nick Morton, who gets character Mitch Buchanan, made
tangled up with an ancient entombed famous by David Hasselhoff, in this
princess who is accidentally awakened big-screen adaptation of the series.
It Comes at Night (97 mins., R) and then wreaks havoc on Earth. The Zac Efron stars as upstart new recruit
This psychological horror film fol- film serves as the first installment of the Matt Brody, who, along with Buchanan,
lows two families who seek refuge in a Dark Universe series, which includes uncovers a sinister criminal plot threat-
safe, desolate home from an unnamed, upcoming films Bride of Frankenstein ening life on the Bay. Fairview/Fiesta 5
Captain Underpants: The First

Epic Movie (89 mins., PG)
DreamWorks Animation is the force
behind this book-series-to-movie offer-
ing. Comedians Kevin Hart and Thomas
Middleditch voice 4th graders George
Beard and Harold Hutchins, two best
friends who create comic books. Jor-
dan Peele voices their young nemesis,
Melvin Sneedly. Mayhem and practical
jokes rule the day, and the film.
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Scottish actor Brian Cox plays Winston
My Cousin Rachel Churchill during the waning days of
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Theatre Under the Stars

Jun 15 - Jul 2
Solvang Festival Theater
Captain Underpants
“Truly
WWII when the British prime minister
agonized over the Allied forces’ decision
wedding, decides to go ahead with the
big day anyway, believing that God will Enchanting!”
to invade Normandy in June 1944, also provide her with a new husband-to-be Santa Maria Sun
known as D-day. Paseo Nuevo before it’s time to say the vows.
Plaza de Oro
O Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
(136 mins., PG-13) ➤ OWonder Woman
Sequels can be dodgy, the majority of (141 mins., PG-13)
them coming up way short of the origi- In the first live-action movie to depict
nal’s quality and appeal. Not so for the the origin story of Wonder Woman,
Guardians franchise, however. Vol. 2 actress Gal Gadot does not disappoint
evokes the same viewer delight as Vol. 1 in her fiery and dynamic portrayal of
while still managing to differentiate itself Princess Diana of the Amazons. Won-
from its predecessor thanks to a strong der Woman, directed by Patty Jenkins,
script and the casts’ comic chops. The offers a compelling tale of Diana’s evo-
opening scene, for instance, is awash in lution from a naive warrior to a coura-
cheeky humor as Peter Quill (aka Star geous heroine after she feels compelled
Lord), Rocket, Gamora, and Drax engage to leave her island and follow U.S. spy
in a fight to save the Sovereign people Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) into the real
— a genetically engineered perfect and world where war rages. With a shield, a
literally golden race — from attack. Time sword, and the Lasso of Truth in hand,
and again, Baby Groot steals the show Diana fights her way through World
with his impish and innocent ways, but War I–besieged England and Belgium
all of the characters are captivating to in hopes of ending the conflict. While
watch; Drax’s deadpan deliveries are Wonder Woman Pine’s character has some cringe-worthy
some of the most uproarious moments dialogue and the plot relies on a few
in the film. Amid the glut of superhero common superhero tropes, Gadot’s
movies coming out these days, Guard- associate of her husband’s and finds a Diana — at no time is she actually
ians sets itself apart with its decid- new lease on life. Paseo Nuevo referred to as Wonder Woman — makes
edly antihero characters and irreverent for a refreshing and optimistic story
humor. (MD) Fairview/Paseo Nuevo Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men in the otherwise grim DC Universe.
Tell No Tales (129 mins., PG-13) Diana is never reduced to a damsel in Music by Alan Menken,
The seafaring gang is back in this lat- distress, as she is the one to save herself Lyrics by Howard Ashman & Tim Rice, Book by Linda Woolverton
O Norman: The Moderate Rise and
and the other male characters time and
Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer (117 est offering in the Pirates series. Johnny
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Bloom reprise their characters, who join
“Trust me” — those are always fraught that she is admired for her ability to lead
forces to search for the trident of Posei-
words. But when followed by “some- with compassion and love in addition
don, which gives its owners total domi-
thing good will happen,” oh, look out. to her impressive skills in combat. This
nance of the high seas.
Norman, written and directed by Joseph makes her an authentic heroine with
Cedar, is either about a boundless opti- Camino Real/Fiesta 5
whom real women can identify. Wonder
mist or a thick-skinned operator, but Woman’s passionate spirit and epic fight
whichever way you take him, Norman, The Wedding Plan (110 mins., PG) scenes make the movie well worth see-
played by Richard Gere, is never short This Israeli rom-com sees an ortho- ing. (SM) Camino Real (2D)/
of charming. When the quintessen- dox Jewish woman who, despite being Metro 4 (2D and 3D)
tial back-scratcher befriends an aspir- left by her fiancé the night before their
ing politician (Lior Ashkenazi) on the
mean streets of New York, the storyline’s
hapless humor tilts, which soon begins
twisting around Norman’s attempts to
“help.” With the refreshingly unpredict-
able plot comes a readily recognizable
cast — from Harris Yulin and Steve Bus-
cemi to Dan Stevens and Michael Sheen,
with a delicately cold-blooded perfor-
mance by Charlotte Gainsbourg — not
to mention some jaw-dropping split-
screen editing. (JY) Plaza de Oro
Paris Can Wait (92 mins., PG)

Diane Lane and Alec Baldwin star in
this comedy about a woman who drives
from Cannes to Paris with a business
Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
The above films are playing in Santa Barbara FRIDAY, June 9, through THURSDAY, June 15. Our critics’ reviews are fol-
lowed by initials — MD (Michelle Drown), SM (Sabrina McGraw), and JY (Jean Yamamura). The symbol O indicates
the film is recommended. The symbol ➤ indicates a new review.
(NOTE: The Riviera Theatre is closed for renovations.)
a&e | Rob bRezsny’s fRee will astRology week of june 8
ARIES CAPRICORN
appropriate for you. But if you hope to fully claim your according to my reading of the astrological omens, the
(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): If you chose me as your relation- (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “God doesn’t play dice with the
birthright, if you long to ripen into your authentic chances are good you’ll succeed.
ship guide, I’d counsel you and your closest ally to be universe,” said Albert Einstein. In response, another
self, you’ll have to become ever-more definitive and
generous with each other; to look for the best in each LIBRA Nobel Prize–winning physicist, Niels Bohr, said to
specific about what you want to be and do.
other and praise each other’s beauty and strength. If Einstein,“Stop giving instructions to God.” I urge you
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do you have your visa for the
you asked me to help foster your collaborative zeal, CANCER to be more like Bohr than Einstein in the coming
wild side? Have you packed your bag of tricks? I hope
I’d encourage you to build a shrine in honor of your weeks, Capricorn. As much as possible, avoid giving
(June 21-July 22): As a Cancerian myself, I’ve had days you’ll bring gifts to dispense, just in case you’ll need
bond — an altar that would invoke the blessings of instructions to anyone, including God, and resist the
when I’ve stayed in bed from morning to nightfall, to procure favors in the outlying areas where the rules
deities, nature spirits, and the ancestors. If you hired temptation to offer advice. In fact, I recommend that
confessing my fears to my imaginary friends and eat- are a bit loose. It might also be a good idea to take
me to advise you on how to keep the fires burning you abstain from passing judgment, demanding per-
ing an entire cheesecake. As an astrologer, I’ve noticed along a skeleton key and a snake-bite kit. You won’t
and the juices flowing between you two, I’d urge you fection, and trying to compel the world to adapt itself
that these blue patches seem more likely to occur dur- necessarily need them. But I suspect you’ll be offered
to never compare your relationship to any other, but to your definitions. Instead, love and accept everything
ing the weeks before my birthday each year. If you go magic cookies and secret shortcuts, and it would be
rather celebrate the fact that it’s unlike any other in the and everyone exactly as they are right now.
through a similar blip any time soon, here’s what I a shame to have to turn them down simply because
history of the planet.
recommend: Don’t feel guilty about it. Don’t resist it. you’re unprepared for the unexpected. AQUARIUS
TAURUS Instead, embrace it fully. If you feel lazy and depressed,
SCORPIO (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Lysistrata is a satire by ancient
get REALLY lazy and depressed. Literally hide under
(Apr. 20-May 20): The Milky Way Galaxy contains Greek playwright Aristophanes. It takes place dur-
the covers with your headphones on and feel sorry for (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re like a prince or princess
more than 100 billion stars. If they were shared equally, ing the war between Athens and Sparta. The heroine
yourself for as many hours as it takes to exhaust the who has been turned into a frog by the spell of a fairy
every person on Earth could have dominion over convinces a contingent of women to withhold sexual
gloom and emerge renewed. tale villain. This situation has gone on for a while. In
at least 14. I mention this because you’re in a phase privileges from the soldiers until they stop fighting.
the early going, you retained a vivid awareness that
when it makes sense for you to claim your 14. Yes, I’m LEO “I will wear my most seductive dresses to inflame my
you had been transformed. But the memory of your
being playful, but I’m also quite serious. According to husband’s ardor,” says one.“But I will never yield to his
(July 23-Aug. 22): In the early days of the Internet, origins has faded, and you’re no longer working so
my analysis of the upcoming weeks, you will benefit desires. I won’t raise my legs towards the ceiling. I will
“sticky” was a term applied to websites that were good diligently to find a way to change back into your royal
from envisaging big, imaginative dreams about the not take up the position of the Lioness on a Cheese
at drawing readers back again and again. To possess form. Frankly, I’m concerned. This horoscope is meant
riches that could be available to you in the future. Grater.” Regardless of your gender, Aquarius, your next
this quality, a content provider had to have a knack to remind you of your mission. Don’t give up! Don’t
How much money do you want? How much love can assignment is twofold: (1) Don’t be like the women in
for offering text and images that web surfers felt an lose hope! And take extra good care of your frog-self,
you express? How thoroughly at home in the world the play. Give your favors with discerning generosity.
instinctive yearning to bond with. I’m reanimating please.
could you feel? How many warm rains would you (2) Experiment with colorful approaches to pleasure
this term so I can use it to describe you. Even if you
like to dance beneath? How much creativity do you SAGITTARIUS like the Lioness with a Cheese Grater, the Butterfly
don’t have a website, you now have a soulful adhesive-
need to keep reinventing your life? Be extravagant as Riding the Lizard, the Fox Romancing the River, and
ness that arouses people’s urge to merge. Be discerning (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): People might have ideas about you
you fantasize. any others you can dream up.
how you use this stuff. You may be stickier than you that are at odds with how you understand yourself.
GEMINI realize! For example, someone might imagine that you have PISCES
been talking trash about them — even though you
(May 21-June 20): “When I grow up, I’m not sure VIRGO (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Take your seasick pills. The waves
haven’t been. Someone else may describe a memory
what I want to be.” Have you ever heard that thought will sometimes be higher than your boat. Although I
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Ancient Mayans used chili and they have about you, and you know it’s a distorted
bouncing around your mind, Gemini? Or how about don’t think you’ll capsize, the ride may be wobbly. And
magnolia and vanilla to prepare exotic chocolate version of what actually happened. Don’t be surprised
this one: “Since I can’t decide what I want to be, I’ll unless you have waterproof clothes, it’s probably best
drinks from cacao beans. The beverage was sacred and if you hear even more outlandish tales, too, like how
just be everything.” If you have been tempted to swear to just get naked. You WILL get drenched. By the way,
prestigious to them. It was a centerpiece of cultural you’re stalking Taylor Swift or conspiring with the
allegiance to either of those perspectives, I suggest don’t even fantasize about heading back to shore pre-
identity and an accessory in religious rituals. In some One World Government to force all citizens to eat kale
it’s time to update your relationship with them. A maturely. You have good reasons to be sailing through
locales, people were rewarded for producing delec- every day. I’m here to advise you to firmly reject all of
certain amount of ambivalence about commitment the rough waters. There’s a special “fish” out there that
table chocolate with just the right kind and amount of these skewed projections. For the immediate future,
and receptivity to myriad possibilities will always be you need to catch. If you snag it, it will feed you for
froth. I suspect, Virgo, that you will soon be asked to do it’s crucial to stand up for your right to define yourself
months — maybe longer.
the equivalent of demonstrating your personal power — to be the final authority on what’s true about you.
Homework: Even if you don’t send it, write a
letter to the person you admire most. Share it with by whipping up the best possible chocolate froth. And
me at freewillastrology.com.
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Santa Barbara Human Resources Association (SBHRA) is pleased
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June 24, 12pm, State Street
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June 23-25, Alameda Park
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of the County Clerk. Joseph E. FBN Number: 2017‑0001277. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) FBN Number: 2017‑0001516. May 25, June 1, 8, 15 2017. Published: May 25, June 1, 8, 2017‑0001569. Published:
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Published: May 18, 25, June by Noe Solis. FBN Number: Published: May 25, June 1, 8, FICTITIOU S B U S IN E S S 15 2017. June 1, 8, 15, 22 2017.
by Connie Tran. FBN Number: 1, 8, 2017. 2017‑0001399. Published: 15 2017. NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
2017‑0001443. Published: FICTITIOUS BUSINESS May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME following person(s) is/are STATEMENT The following NAME STATEMENT The
May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following doing business as: ROSE person(s) is/are doing business following person(s) is/are doing
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS following person(s) is/are STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business AUTO PART at 246 West as: WINDWARD, WINDWARD business as: LOS ALAMOS
NAME STATEMENT The doing business as: Lifeworx person(s) is/are doing business as: HANSEN VISUALIZATIONS Alamar #6 Santa Barbara, ENGINEERING at 424 Olive APARTMENTS at 11 E Haley St
following person(s) is/are Counseling & Recovery as: Shubindonaldson at at 1024 Laguna Street #2 Santa CA 93105; Kamal Husein Street Santa Barbara, CA Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Los
doing business as: Lunabella at 1334 Anacapa St. Santa 3890 La Cumbre Plaza Lane, Barbara, CA 93101; Cynthia Alqudsi (same address) This 93101; Windward Design Alamos Senior Apartments Inc.
Makeup and Hair at 110 W. Barbara, CA 93101; Karen Suite 200 Santa Barbara, CA A Hansen (same address) This business is conducted by Services, LLC (same address) (same address) This business
Mission St #2 Santa Barbara, Tyrrell 1286 Bel Air Drive 93105; Shubin + Donaldson business is conducted by a a Individual Signed: This This business is conducted by is conducted by a Corporation
CA 93101; Lunabella Makeup Santa Barbara, CA 93105 Architects, Inc (same address) Individual Signed: Cynthia A statement was filed with a Limited Liability Company Signed: This statement was
and Hair 4138 Paseo Redondo This business is conducted by This business is conducted Hansen This statement was the County Clerk of Santa Signed: Ken Dickson, filed with the County Clerk
#A Santa Barbara, CA 93110 an Individual Signed: Karen by a Corporation Signed: filed with the County Clerk Barbara County on May 22, President This statement was of Santa Barbara County on
This business is conducted by Tyrrell This statement was Robert S. Donaldson This of Santa Barbara County on 2017. This statement expires filed with the County Clerk May 25, 2017. This statement
a Corporation Signed: Ashley filed with the County Clerk statement was filed with May 15, 2017. This statement five years from the date it of Santa Barbara County on expires five years from the date
Kelly This statement was of Santa Barbara County on the County Clerk of Santa expires five years from the was filed in the Office of May 22, 2017. This statement it was filed in the Office of
filed with the County Clerk May 09, 2017. This statement Barbara County on May 05, date it was filed in the Office the County Clerk. Joseph E. expires five years from the the County Clerk. Joseph E.
of Santa Barbara County on expires five years from the 2017. This statement expires of the County Clerk. Joseph Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) date it was filed in the Office Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)
May 11, 2017. This statement date it was filed in the Office five years from the date it E. Holland, County Clerk by Christine Potter . FBN of the County Clerk. Joseph E. by Noe Solis. FBN Number:
expires five years from the of the County Clerk. Joseph E. was filed in the Office of (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer . Number: 2017‑0001534. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) 2017‑0001568. Published:
date it was filed in the Office Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) the County Clerk. Joseph FBN Number: 2017‑0001466. Published: May 25, June 1, by Noe Solis. FBN Number: June 1, 8, 15, 22 2017.
of the County Clerk. Joseph E. by Tania Paredes‑Sadler . FBN E. Holland, County Clerk Published: May 25, June 1, 8, 8, 15 2017. 2017‑0001530. Published: FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Number: 2017‑0001405. (SEAL) by Christine Potter. 15 2017. FICTITIOU S B U S IN E S S May 25, June 1, 8, 15 2017. NAME STATEMENT The
by Tania Paredes‑Sadler . FBN Published: May 18, 25, June FBN Number: 2017‑0001373. S TAT E M E NT OF NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS following person(s) is/are doing
Number: 2017‑0001434. 1, 8, 2017. Published: May 18, 25, June ABANDONMENT OF USE following person(s) is/ NAME STATEMENT The business as: BROADMOOR
Published: May 18, 25, June FICTITIOUS BUSINESS 1, 8, 2017. OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS are doing business as: following person(s) is/ APARTMENTS, CASITAS DE
1, 8, 2017. NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following CATH E DRA L OA K S are doing business as: 2:30 CASTILLO, SAN PASCUAL
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS following person(s) is/ NAME STATEMENT The Fictitious Business Name is CONSULTING at 5731 SWITCH ENTERTAINMENT, APARTMENTS, T‑STREET
NAME STATEMENT The are doing business as: following person(s) is/are being abandoned: CREATION Cathedral Oaks Rd. Goleta AREA FILMS at 133 E De APARTMENTS, CASA DEL
following person(s) is/are Associated Eye Specialists doing business as: YPO THROUGH ACTIONS at 301 CA 93117; Stephen J. la Guerra St, Suite A Santa MURAL, COURTYARD
doing business as: Love at 5333 Hollister Avenue Gold Santa Barbara at Oceano Avenue Apt 1‑C Santa VanDenburgh (same address) Barbara, CA 93101; Alejandro APARTMENTS, SOLA STREET
Seats at 360 Miramonte Santa Barbara, CA 93111 1187 Coast Village Rd Suite Barbara, CA 93109 The original This business is conducted Rodriguez 187 Del Canto Lane APARTMENTS, CASITAS
Avenue Santa Barbara, CA Associated Eye Specialists 559 Santa Barbara, CA statement for use of this by an Individual Signed: This Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This APARTMENTS, NECTARINE
93108; DCP Services, Inc. Medical Group, Inc (same 93108; World President’s Fictitious Business Name was statement was filed with business is conducted by an APARTMENTS, STATE STREET
(same address) This business address) This business is Organization, Santa Barbara filed 07/22/2016 in the County the County Clerk of Santa Individual Signed: Alejandro APARTMENTS at 11 E Haley St
is conducted by a Corporation conducted by a Corporation (same address) This business of Santa Barbara. Original file Barbara County on May 16, Rodriguez This statement was Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Santa
Signed: Davece Pires, CEO Signed:Robert Poulin This is conducted by a Corporation no. 2016‑0002147. The person 2017. This statement expires filed with the County Clerk Barbara Community Housing
This statement was filed with statement was filed with Signed:Barry Fay, President (s) or entities abandoning use five years from the date it of Santa Barbara County on Corporation (same address)
the County Clerk of Santa the County Clerk of Santa This statement was filed with of this name are as follows: was filed in the Office of May 17, 2017. This statement This business is conducted by
Barbara County on May 10, Barbara County on May 12, the County Clerk of Santa Enrique A Martinez‑Nunez the County Clerk. Joseph expires five years from the a Corporation Signed: This
2017. This statement expires 2017. This statement expires Barbara County on May 01, (same address) This statement E. Holland, County Clerk date it was filed in the Office statement was filed with the
five years from the date it five years from the date it 2017. This statement expires was filed with the County (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN of the County Clerk. Joseph E. County Clerk of Santa Barbara
was filed in the Office of was filed in the Office of five years from the date it Clerk of Santa Barbara County Number: 2017‑0001486. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) County on May 24, 2017. This
the County Clerk. Joseph E. the County Clerk. Joseph was filed in the Office of on May 3 2017, I hereby certify Published: May 25. Jun 1, by Noe Solis . FBN Number: statement expires five years
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) E. Holland, County Clerk the County Clerk. Joseph that this is a correct copy of the 8, 15 2017. 2017‑0001500. Published: from the date it was filed in
by Noe Solis. FBN Number: (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. E. Holland, County Clerk original statement on file in FICTITIOU S B U S IN E S S May 25, June 1, 8, 15 2017. the Office of the County Clerk.
2017‑0001419. Published: FBN Number: 2017‑0001450. (SEAL) by Jessica Sheaff . my office, Joseph E. Holland, NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Joseph E. Holland, County
May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. Published: May 18, 25, June FBN Number: 2017‑0001316. County Clerk (SEAL) by Connie following person(s) is/are STATEMENT The following Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe.
1, 8, 2017. Published: May 18, 25, June Tran. Published. May 25. Jun doing business as: DRUM person(s) is/are doing business FBN Number: 2017‑0001564.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS 1, 8, 2017. 1, 8, 15 2017. Published: June 1, 8, 15, 22
NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS CANYON CELLARS at 105 as: MYBUSYBIRD at 526 W
NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME McCormick Ct Napa, CA Anapamu St Unit B Santa 2017.
following person(s) is/are
doing business as: Massage following person(s) is/are NAME STATEMENT The STATEMENT The following 94558; Pankauski Cellars Barbara, CA 93101; Stefanie FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
Escape at 28 East Victoria doing business as: Oddbods following person(s) is/are person(s) is/are doing business LLC 415 South Olive Avenue Bayles 2330 Morro Road STATEMENT The following
Street Santa Barbara, CA Services at 3463 State doing business as: Montecito as: LIZ G PHOTOGRAPHY West Palm Beach, FL 33401 Fallbrook, CA 92028; Adam person(s) is/are doing business
93101; MBSB Management Street #235 Santa Barbara, Laundry at 1381A Danielson at 1633 Fredensborg Way This business is conducted by Lane 526 W Anapamu St Unit as: INTEGRATIVE HEALTH SB
Services, LLC (same address) CA 93105; Mark Swanson Rd. Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Solvang, CA 93463; Elizabeth a Limited Liability Company B Santa Barbara, CA 93101; at 735 State St Ste 407 Santa
This business is conducted (same address) This business Sharon Lisa Bellandi (same McDermott (same address) Signed: John Pankauski, Brianna Lane (same address) Barbara, CA 93101; Integrative
by an Limited Liability is conducted by an Individual address) This business is This business is conducted by Managing Member This This business is conducted Health SB, Inc (same address)
Company Signed: Bonnie Signed: Mark Swanson This conducted by a Individual a Individual Signed: Elizabeth statement was filed with by a General Partnership This business is conducted by
Vise, Managing Member statement was filed with Signed: Sharon Bellandi McDermott This statement the County Clerk of Santa Signed: Brianna Lane This a Corporation Signed: This
This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa This statement was filed with was filed with the County Clerk Barbara County on May 09, statement was filed with the statement was filed with the
the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 15, the County Clerk of Santa of Santa Barbara County on 2017. This statement expires County Clerk of Santa Barbara County Clerk of Santa Barbara
Barbara County on April 27, 2017. This statement expires Barbara County on April 28, May 16, 2017. This statement five years from the date it County on May 04, 2017. This County on May 23, 2017. This
2017. This statement expires five years from the date it 2017. This statement expires expires five years from the was filed in the Office of statement expires five years statement expires five years
five years from the date it was filed in the Office of five years from the date it date it was filed in the Office the County Clerk. Joseph from the date it was filed in from the date it was filed in
was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. was filed in the Office of of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk the Office of the County Clerk. the Office of the County Clerk.
the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) the County Clerk. Joseph E. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Connie Tran . FBN Joseph E. Holland, County Joseph E. Holland, County
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN Number: Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. Number: 2017‑0001406. Clerk (SEAL) by Jessica Sheaff. Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe.
by Connie Tran. FBN Number: 2017‑0001458. Published: by Connie Tran. FBN Number: FBN Number: 2017‑0001484. Published: May 25, June 1, FBN Number: 2017‑0001366. FBN Number: 2017‑0001550.
2017‑0001271. Published: May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. 2017‑0001286. Published: Published: May 25, June 1, 8, 8, 15 2017. Published: June 1, 8, 15, Published: June 1, 8, 15, 22
May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. May 18, 25, June 1, 8, 2017. 15 2017. 22 2017. 2017.
Legals
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS
NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The Public Notices
following person(s) is/ following person(s) is/are following person(s) is/are following person(s) is/
are doing business as: doing business as: SQUARE doing business as: PRECISE are doing business as: NOTIC E SALE OF
WONDROUS BEGINNINGS, FOOT PROPERTIES at 500 PLUMBING SYSTEM at 110 B E L L AF L OR B OO K S , R E A L PROP E RTY OF
WONDROUS BEGINNINGS Via Sinuosa Santa Barbara, Bodega LN E Santa Barbara, GREAT DIVIDE BOOKS CON S E RVATOR S HIP
PUBLISHING at 6063 CA 93110; Shannon Minne CA 93110; Cristian Martinez at 300 Hot Springs Road E S TAT E In Re
Berkeley Road Goleta, CA (same address) Stephen (same address) This business F135 Montecito, CA 93108; Conservatorship
93117; Wendy Anne McCarty Minne (same address) This is conducted by a Individual Borderland North Publishing of PATRICIA T.
(same address) This business business is conducted by Signed: This statement was LLC (same address) This CHAM B E R L IN . Case
is conducted by a Individual a Married Couple Signed: filed with the County Clerk business is conducted by a N o . 1 6 PR 0 0 4 1 1 IN TH E
Signed: This statement was Stephen Minne This of Santa Barbara County Limited Liability Company S UP E RIOR COURT
filed with the County Clerk statement was filed with on May 26, 2017. This Signed: This statement was OF TH E S TAT E OF
of Santa Barbara County on the County Clerk of Santa statement expires five years filed with the County Clerk CA L IFORNIA FOR
May 24, 2017. This statement Barbara County on May 30, from the date it was filed of Santa Barbara County TH E COUNTY OF
expires five years from the 2017. This statement expires in the Office of the County on May 30, 2017. This S ANTA B AR B ARA
date it was filed in the Office five years from the date it Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, statement expires five years [Probate Code 10300,
of the County Clerk. Joseph was filed in the Office of County Clerk (SEAL) by from the date it was filed 10304.] [Assigned
E. Holland, County Clerk the County Clerk. Joseph Connie Tran. FBN Number: in the Office of the County to the Honorable
(SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN E. Holland, County Clerk 2017‑0001586. Published: Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, Colleen Sterne in
Number: 2017‑0001557. (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. County Clerk (SEAL) by D e p t . S B 5 ] NOTIC E I S
Published: June 1, 8, 15, Number: 2017‑0001589. Connie Tran. FBN Number: H E R E B Y GIV E N t h a t
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS Susan Chamberlin,
22 2017. Published: June 8, 15, 22, NAME STATEMENT The 2017‑0001588. Published:
29 2017. June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. as conservator of
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS following person(s) is/are the estate of Patricia
NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS doing business as: TCG FICTITIOUS BUSINESS T. Chamberlin,
following person(s) is/ NAME STATEMENT The PROPERTY MANAGEMENT NAME STATEMENT The conservatee, will
are doing business as: following person(s) is/are at 81 David Love Place following person(s) is/are sell at private sale,
CORNING TECHNOLOGY doing business as: OOOPS Suite K Goleta, CA 93117; doing business as: JML under the terms and
CENTER‑SANTA BARBARA I L L U S TRATION AND Jesusita Corporation 4860 Restorations at 336 A East conditions specified
at 320 North Nopal Street DESIGN at 5469 Toltec Dr. Calle Real Suite C Santa Cota Street Santa Barbara, b e l o w, r e a l p r o p e r t y
Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Barbara, CA 93111 This CA 93101; Joseph Martin of the conservatorship
Invenios, LLC (same address) Christopher Austin (same business is conducted by Loge 3717 Hitchcock estate situated in
This business is conducted by address) This business is a Corporation Signed: Ranch Road Santa Barbara, the County of Santa
a Limited Liability Company conducted by a Individual Yvonne M. Connolly This CA 93105This business is Barbara, California,
Signed: This statement was Signed: This statement was statement was filed with conducted by an Individual and described as
filed with the County Clerk filed with the County Clerk the County Clerk of Santa Signed: J. Martin Loge follows 6876 Sabado
of Santa Barbara County on of Santa Barbara County Barbara County on May 08, This statement was filed Ta r d e , I s l a V i s t a / G o l e t a ,
May 24, 2017. This statement on Jun 05, 2017. This 2017. This statement expires with the County Clerk California, 93117 (APN
expires five years from the statement expires five years five years from the date it of Santa Barbara County 075‑131‑022), the legal
date it was filed in the Office from the date it was filed was filed in the Office of on May 11, 2017. This description of which
of the County Clerk. Joseph E. in the Office of the County the County Clerk. Joseph statement expires five years is attached hereto as
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, E. Holland, County Clerk from the date it was filed “Exhibit A.” Wriien
by Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN County Clerk (SEAL) by Tania (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN in the Office of the County offers for this property
Number: 2017‑0001554. Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Number: 2017‑0001383. Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, will be received at
Published: June 1, 8, 15, 2017‑0001656. Published: Published: June 8, 15, 22, County Clerk (SEAL) by the office of Summer
22 2017. June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. 29 2017. Noe Solis. FBN Number: Knight, Sun Coast Real
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS 2017‑0001431. Published: Estate, 3112 State State
NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The May 18, 25, June 1, 8, Street, Santa Barbara,
following person(s) is/are following person(s) is/are following person(s) is/are 2017. California 93105 or
doing business as: KARMIC doing business as: ROYAL doing business as: LAFFY’S may be delivered to
CIRCLE COFFEE at 339 El RANCHO BOOKINGS at 301 at 4686 Atasco Dr Santa Name Change the conservator of the
Gaucho Rd Santa Barbara, La Casa Grande Cir. Goleta, Barbara, CA 93110; Morgan estate personally on or
CA 93111; Rae Tu Tran (same CA 93117; Royal Rancho 5 LLC 10685 Quail Creek IN THE MATTER OF THE before June 15, 2017.
address) Daniel Woodman Bookings, LLC (same address) Dr Grass Valley, CA 95949 APPLICATION OF RABAB Sale will be made on or
(same address) This business This business is conducted by This business is conducted by HAITHAM ARAN K I after June 16, 2017 to
is conducted by a General a Limited Liability Company a Limited Liability Company ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE the person making the
Partnership Signed: Brianna Signed: This statement was Signed: Greg Frisch Jr. This FOR CHANGE OF NAME: highest and best offer
Lane This statement was filed with the County Clerk statement was filed with CA S E NUM B E R : f o r t h e p r o p e r t y. T h e
filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County the County Clerk of Santa 17CV01672 terms and conditions
of Santa Barbara County on on Jun 05, 2017. This Barbara County on May 30, TO ALL INTERESTED of sales are: all cash
May 09, 2017. This statement statement expires five years 2017. This statement expires PERSONS: A petition has on terms acceptable
expires five years from the from the date it was filed five years from the date it been filed by the above to the conservator
date it was filed in the Office in the Office of the County was filed in the Office of named Petitioner(s) in of the estate or part
of the County Clerk. Joseph Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, the County Clerk. Joseph E. Santa Barbara Superior cash and part credit
E. Holland, County Clerk County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) court proposing a change on terms acceptable to
(SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. Jayasinghe. FBN Number: by Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN of name(s) FROM and TO the conservator of the
FBN Number: 2017‑0001413. 2017‑0001659. Published: Number: 2017‑0001601. the following name(s): estate. The conservator
Published: June 1, 8, 15, June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. Published: June 8, 15, 22, FROM: RABAB HAITHAM of the estate reserves
22 2017. 29 2017. ARANKI the right to reject any
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS TO: RUBY HAITHAM bid that is less than
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The FICTITIOUS BUSINESS ARANKI $910,500.00, whichis
NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ NAME STATEMENT The THE COURT ORDERS that the appraised value of
following person(s) is/ are doing business as: following person(s) is/ all persons interested in t h e p r o p e r t y. F o r f u r t h e r
are doing business as: CZ BLACK PANTHER WORLD are doing business as: this matter shall appear information please
FURNITURE SOLUTIONS MARTIAL ARTS ACADEMY SADEEKHAT at 1024 Olive before this court at the contact the agent for
at 5968 Hollister Avenue at 601 Montecito St Santa Street Santa Barbara, CA hearing indicated below to the conservator of the
Goleta, CA 93117; Rosalba Barbara, CA 93103; Victor S. 93101; Ellen Pasternack show cause, if any, why the estate at 805‑886‑1261.
Monreal 2140 Blackberry Gonzalez Gutierrez 323 W. (same address) This business petition for change of name All sales are subject
Circle Oxnard, CA 93036 Ortega St. #B Santa Barbara, is conducted by a Individual should not be granted. Any to confirmation
This business is conducted CA 93101 This business is Signed: Ellen Pasternack person objecting to the by superior court,
by a Individual Signed: This conducted by a Individual This statement was filed with name changes described and no sale may be
statement was filed with Signed: This statement was the County Clerk of Santa above must file a written consummated and no
the County Clerk of Santa filed with the County Clerk Barbara County on May 16, objection that includes the deed may be recorded
Barbara County on May 30, of Santa Barbara County 2017. This statement expires reasons for the objection at and delivered to a
2017. This statement expires on May 31, 2017. This five years from the date it least two court days before purchaser until court
five years from the date it statement expires five years was filed in the Office of the matter is scheduled to c o n f i r m a t i o n h a s
was filed in the Office of from the date it was filed the County Clerk. Joseph E. be heard and must aooear at been acquired by the
the County Clerk. Joseph in the Office of the County Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) the hearing to show cause conservator of the
E. Holland, County Clerk Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, by Melissa Mercer. FBN why the petition should not e s t a t e . M a r t i n P. C o h n
(SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. County Clerk (SEAL) by Tania Number: 2017‑0001490. be granted. If no written ( 1 2 9 2 8 9 ) R a y m o n d W.
FBN Number: 2017‑0001591. Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Published: June 8, 15, 22, objection is timely filed , R e n g o ( 2 5 4 4 0 2 ) COHN
Published: June 1, 8, 15, 2017‑0001607. Published: 29 2017. the court may grant the R E NGO 3 1 4 E a s t C a r r i l l o
22 2017. June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS petition withouta hearing. Street, Suite 7 Santa
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The NOTICE OF HEARING July Barbara, CA 93101;
NAME STATEMENT The NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are 05, 2017 9:30 am, Dept (805) 569‑2223 (805)
following person(s) is/are following person(s) is/are doing business as: AGAPE 6, Courthouse, SANTA 682‑4215 Attorneys
doing business as: SANTA doing business as: ALEX NYE ANCHOR HOLDINGS at BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT for Conservator
BARBARA TEXTILE CO. at ART at 6725 Abrego Rd. 370 Santa Barbara Shores HOUSE 1100 Anacapa St. of the Estate and
102 W. Constance Ave #2 Apt. 16 Goleta, CA 93117; Dr Goleta, CA 93117; Lisa Santa Barbara, CA 93101 A Co‑Conservator of
Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Prismedia LLC (same address) Sloan (same address) This copy of this order to Show the Person Susan
Kathleen Hinson (same This business is conducted by business is conducted by a Cause shall be published Chamberlin Dated
address) This business is a Limited Liability Company Individual Signed: Lisa Sloan in the Santa Barbara May 30, 2017 By:
conducted by a Individual Signed: Alex Nye This This statement was filed with Independent, a newspaper Susan Chamberlin
Signed: This statement was statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa of general circulation, Conservator of the
filed with the County Clerk the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Jun 02, printed in this county, at Estate .Dated May
of Santa Barbara County on Barbara County on May 31, 2017. This statement expires least once each week for 30, 2017 Raymond
May 16, 2017. This statement 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it four successive weeks prior Rengo, Attorney
expires five years from the five years from the date it was filed in the Office of to the date set for hearing for Conservator of
date it was filed in the Office was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph on the petition. Dated the Estate Susan
of the County Clerk. Joseph the County Clerk. Joseph E. E. Holland, County Clerk May 03, 2017. by Pauline Chamberlin
E. Holland, County Clerk Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN Maxwell of the Superior Published June 8, 15,
(SEAL) by Jessica Sheaff. FBN by Noe Solis. FBN Number: Number: 2017‑0001646. Court. Published. May 25, 22 2017.
Number: 2017‑0001478. 2017‑0001618. Published: Published: June 8, 15, 22, June 1, 8, 15 2017.
Published: June 1, 8, 15, June 8, 15, 22, 29 2017. 29 2017.
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Chumash Seek Property Tax Relief

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to increase reservation acreage

often get stuck in lengthy appeals no oPinion: Assemblymember Monique Limón

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Locally Owned and Operated

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first to move forward in this county.”

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