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Contents danish
paul wellman
volume 30, number 556, Sept. 8-15, 2016
modern
courtesy
courtesy
This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  17
One of Helene Laine’s most useful possessions
the week.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31 is her Public bicycle, which she rides for daily
exercise and transportation to her advertising
design desk at The Indy. The Copenhagen native
living.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 grew up pedaling everywhere. Her solution to
the recent bicycle-path debate is to park cars
Living Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 away from the curb on wide roads to form a
safe bicycle lane. “All you have to worry about is
Starshine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39 doors,” she said, “which you can watch out for,
Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 not like cars moving behind you.” Double-wide
sidewalks with a dedicated bicycle lane is her
19
Food & Drink . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 favorite for safety, she said, but probably too
expensive. Practical simplicity marks her favorite
The Restaurant Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45
Cover
design styles, too: minimalism, subtle colors, and
Dining Out Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 clean lines.
STORY a&e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49
sean mageean
online now at
Arts Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 independent.com
Arts of Autumn Pop, Rock & Jazz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50
A Peek at This Season’s Positively State Street . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51
paul wellman
Harvest of Events Reviews . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53
(Richie DeMaria, Michelle Drown, and Listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 54
Terry Ortega)
ON THE COVER: Trombone Shorty. Photo by Kirk film & tv. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57 reviews
Edwards.
ABOVE: When the Lights Go Out Feature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57 Sean Mageean indulges in The Zombies
(pictured) at Ojai’s Libbey Bowl. Charles
Movie Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57 s.B. QUestionnaire
news.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Donelan heads south to check out
Awake and Sing! at The Odyssey in Roger Durling sits down with Arthritis
odds & ends. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 West L.A. independent.com/reviews Foundation’s Michal Wiesbrock (pictured).
opinions.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13 independent.com/sbq
Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
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Angry Poodle Barbeque . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  13 Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . . . 61

Jeff Miller dissects Charlie Munger’s opinions
In Memoriam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  15 “lollapalooza gift” of $200 million to Ray Stokes celebrates 25 years of state
Letters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  17 Classifieds.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 62 UCSB. independent.com/out-west water. independent.com/opinions
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Sept. 1-8, 2016
county news briefs
pau l wellm an f i le photo

law & disorder
cou rtesy
On 9/2, Felipe Martinez-Gallegos (pictured)
received a sentence of life in prison for
the sexual assault of a 52-year-old German
tourist staying at the Ala Mar Motel in Janu-
ary 2015. He committed the assault while
trying to burgle her room, an enhance-
THE BIG PICTURE: A complicated balancing act called the Gaviota Coast Plan — weighing agriculture, development, conservation, and public use across more ment that led to the life sentence, though
than 100,000 acres — is slowly approaching the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors. Their critical vote on the plan may happen as soon as November 1. with parole possible after seven years. He
Gaviota Plan Coalescing

pleaded down from numerous charges,
explained prosecutor Mary Barron, among
them a count of sexual penetration, which
would have increased his time in jail before
parole eligiblility. Martinez-Gallegos had
entered the woman’s motel room using a
Advisory Document Includes Homes, Trails, Fracking, key he’d kept from a previous stay. As she
fought him off, she activated an emergency
Incentive Plans for Ranchers and Residents call button on her cell phone. Her assailant
Y
ran and was soon found several blocks away.
by K e i t h h a m m within the greater realm of agriculture. For eration Gaviota resident who helps run his
ears of stakeholder spitballing example, said Phil McKenna with the Gavi- father’s ranch, situated in the foothills between An estimated six- to eight-foot shark bit
about the fate of the Gaviota ota Coast Conservancy, “You can have an El Capitan and Refugio. Tautrim likes the a free-diving spearfisherman who was
Coast is coming to a head as 800-square-foot farm stand with a simplified RSU incentive “because it promotes genera- swimming with a friend about 100 yards
Santa Barbara County planners permitting process so you can test the waters tional farming on the same piece of property, offshore of Refugio State Beach on 9/1, said
joust with landholders and envi- to see if there’s a market.” Other farm- and but this is an incentive applicable for only a California State Park Superintendent Eric
ronmentalists over designations and regula- ranch-related businesses—such as compost- select few properties,” he said. However, he Hjelstrom. The shark reportedly injured the
tions across more than 100,000 acres of some ing and firewood operations—are also under added, many of the GavPAC’s smaller trade- diver’s foot and ripped off his swim fin. “At
of the most picturesque and hotly contested consideration, as well guidelines allowing offs — all of which were designed to help free first he thought it was just his friend pulling
oceanfront property in the world. The end farmers and ranchers from the entanglements his leg,” Hjelstrom said. The diver pushed
pau l we llm a n
result will be the long-awaited Gaviota Coast of the permitting process — never made it the shark away with his speargun and also
Plan, now in the honing stages on a spectrum into planning documents. “Our incentive captured the interaction with a small water-
of issues affecting the region, including pub- program never got fleshed out,” Tautrim said. proof camera. The spearfisherman report-
lic trails across private property, streamlined “Now the Planning Commission has a big, edly swam to the beach and drove himself
permitting for farm stands and small camp- difficult job to do on this, and I’d encourage to the hospital. The beach, temporarily
grounds, the balance of ranching and farming them to honor what the GavPAC created. closed, opened in time for its full Labor Day
with the protection of endangered species, We spent years coalescing all the viewpoints, weekend bookings.
and whether to allow the owners of mineral from the landowners to the developers to the
rights the opportunity to frack, just to name environmentalists.” The Operation Medicine Cabinet kiosks
a handful. “An expanded incentives program war- proved too tempting an object for a
As it stands in draft form, the plan includes rants public input,” said Supervising Planner Santa Barbara man, caught fishing in one
better protection of those grand land- and David Lackey. “We will be continuing to look early Sunday morning. In front of the Car-
seascape views visitors and residents alike at more incentives.” pinteria sheriff’s station, a sergeant saw
can take in from certain vantage points along During the August 31 Planning Commis- Christian Kulbe with a cord and fishing
Highway 101. While county staffers didn’t sion hearing, the Environmental Defense lure hooking syringes and medications
heed community calls for square-footage caps Guner Tautrim Center submitted that the plan ought to out of the box, placed for safe disposal of
on the size of new homes, there is language include better protection of endangered unwanted prescriptions. He was booked
restricting home height and guidance on landowners to open up their property to tent species habitat in zoned mountainous areas, into County Jail on charges of petty theft,
properly screening new construction behind camping and perhaps even a small number which make up roughly a quarter, some prowling, and possession of stolen property,
tree lines and other natural features. of RVs. 25,000 acres, of the plan’s scope. Community burglary tools, and controlled substances.
On the farming front, the plan abides by The plan is also on its way to allowing plans for Toro and Mission canyons include
some of the desires of stakeholder group farmers and ranchers to more easily build these protections, why not Gaviota? asked Cold-case detectives used DNA from a 1988
Gaviota Coast Planning Advisory Commit- residential second units (RSUs) in exchange EDC staff attorney Alicia Roessler. County crime scene to locate a suspect in the mur-
tee (GavPAC)—formed in 2009—in terms for allowing public trails to cross their proper- staff and commissioners are taking it all into der of Vernon Hart Kendrick. A welfare
of easing restrictions on farmers and ranch- ties, for example, a substantial quid pro quo, consideration. The next hearing on the Gavi- check request had sent police to Kendrick’s
ers wanting to diversify their income sources according to Guner Tautrim, 42, a sixth-gen- ota Coast Plan is set for September 14. n apartment on Olive Mill Road, where he

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Justin Fareed Salud Carbajal
Bombs away PAY DAY: Workers at farms such as this one in Guadalupe could be eligible to earn overtime pay.
Opponents argue employers would simply hire more people rather than pay time and a half.
overtime Pay for

Political campaigns traditionally begin in earnest right after Labor Day, and the
fight between Republican Justin Fareed and Democrat Salud Carbajal to succeed
nine-term incumbent Lois Capps to represent the 24th Congressional District bears
this out in spades. Fareed was first to hit the airwaves, broadcasting a 30-second
farmworkers?
TV commercial likening Carbajal, a three-term county supervisor, to stale and very
moldy bread and wilted flowers. By contrast, Fareed, a 28-year-old who’s never held
office, is portraying himself as a vigorous political outsider eager to disrupt the
status quo. The ad calls out Carbajal by name, depicting him in blanched colors in
a rumpled suit. By contrast, Fareed is depicted in full color, sleeves rolled up to take
maximum visual advantage of his muscular biceps. Bill Would Close Loophole for Ag Workers
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Likewise, the Republican National Congressional Committee sent out emails
attacking Carbajal for joining House Speaker Nancy Pelosi at her house several by K e l s e y B r u G G e r
weeks ago for political hobnobbery and policy prognostications from the likes of state bill to mandate overtime ingly strong regulations for employers. “We
former Labor secretary Robert Reich. “He has embraced Pelosi’s far-left agenda that pay for farmworkers could just get more and more stuff all the time,” he
will skyrocket our national debt,” wrote Republican spokesperson Zach Hunter.
benefit an estimated 18,000 said.“At some point you are going to notice it
Hunter reprinted an op-ed penned by COLAB’s (Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and
employees in Santa Barbara at the store.”
Business) Andy Caldwell, a North County conservative who’s long locked horns with
Carbajal.
County. Sitting on Governor Jerry Brown’s The California Farm Bureau urged people
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) threw down in desk, the bill—if signed—would ultimately to write letters to Brown asking him to veto
turn, calling out recent news reports that Fareed’s political mentor — Congress- require employers to pay farmworkers time the bill. Paul Van Leer of the Santa Barbara
member Ed Whitfield of Kentucky — just resigned from office with five months left and a half for work beyond eight hours in a County Farm Bureau said the group is still in
on his term in the wake of an official reproval by the House Committee on Ethics day or 40 hours in a week. the process of formalizing an opposition. He
earlier this summer. Fareed spent 15 months working for Whitfield at a time when Unlike nearly all other hourly employees, was hopeful the state organization’s efforts
the Kentucky representative was pushing animal welfare legislation designed to farmworkers do not receive overtime pay would be successful. “The state farm bureau
protect show horses from gait-altering practices deemed cruel. That legislation was unless they work more than 60 hours in a has a lot of power,” he said, adding about the
backed by Whitfield’s wife — Connie Harriman-Whitfield — then a lobbyist for the week. And most farmworkers are in the fields bill, “It’s not going to benefit anyone in the
Humane Society, and the Ethics Committee found Whitfield and his staff improp- 10 hours per day, six days a week. long run.”
erly allowed his congressional office to be used for meetings between Harriman- This disparity dates back to the Jim Crow According to a recent survey by CAUSE,
Whitfield and other members of Congress. Whitfield claimed to not know his wife era, when the eight-hour workday was estab- just 13 percent of farmworkers in the county
was a professional lobbyist for at least three years of the four years she’d worked on
lished as a result of the Fair Labor Stan- — who are largely undocumented Latinos
behalf of the legislation in question.
dards Act of 1938. But domestic workers and from Mexico—receive overtime pay. Adam
Ultimately, the Ethics Committee would find Whitfield did not intentionally vio-
late the rules, but it concluded he should have taken greater care not to tarnish the farmworkers —largely black sharecroppers said his giant produce company occasionally
reputation of Congress. Whitfield has donated $10,000 to Fareed’s congressional —were exempted to appease Southern law- pays for overtime—on a holiday, for instance.
campaign. Barbara Solish with the DCCC challenged Fareed in her media missive makers, said Lucas Zucker, a representative “We try not to because it costs a fortune,” he
to return Whitfield’s “tainted money immediately” and disclose what role he may for CAUSE (Central Coast Alliance United said. “But if that’s what the rules are, we will
have had in the Whitfield investigation. — Nick Welsh for a Sustainable Economy), a proponent of comply with them.”
the bill. Both State Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson
If signed, this bill—AB 1066—would start and Assemblymember Das Williams voted
in June 2010, a detective submitted a DNA rolling out in 2019. Employers on large farms for the bill, which was sponsored by San
sample that was placed into CODIS, or the (with more than 25 employees) would have Diego Assemblymember Lorena Gonzalez.
national Combined DNA Index System. On to pay overtime for farmworkers working A myriad of other bills are awaiting
8/18, a potential match came up: Larry Lon more than 9.5 hours in a day or 55 hours per Brown’s signature, including one to prohibit
Lee, held on theft charges in Sarasota County, week. The threshold would gradually decline state government contracts to companies that
Florida, had a record in California and Florida, to eight hours in 2022. For small farms, the boycott Israel. Another bill—inspired by last
mostly for narcotics and theft. His extradi- phase-in would not conclude until 2025. The year’s Planned Parenthood video controversy
tion to Santa Barbara County is being sought, governor would, however, be authorized to — would strengthen laws about recording
said Sheriff Bill Brown on 9/1, as are murder delay implementation if he or she did so with and distributing videos if the subject were
charges from the District Attorney’s Office. the state’s planned minimum-wage rollout. a health-care provider. Another would pro-
Zucker expressed cautious optimism hibit local jurisdictions from restricting the
The new chair of the state Police Officer Stan- Brown would sign the measure.“I don’t think taxi industry, allowing cabs to be more com-
dards and Training Commission is Santa Bar- it’s a slam dunk, but I think there has been a petitive with Uber and Lyft. Another would
bara County District Attorney Joyce Dudley, lot of pressure that this is a critical civil rights “advance the development of” the first phase
who was appointed by Gov. Jerry Brown to the bill,” he said. (In 2012, Governor Brown vetoed of the statewide high-speed rail project. A
position on 9/1. The commission is composed a bill to mandate overtime pay for domestic measure to implement minimum prison sen-
of peace officers, city and county administra- workers, but a year later, he signed a narrower tences for those convicted of sex crimes is also
Vernon Hart Kendrick tors, educators, and members of the public version of it. Brown initially questioned the on the governor’s desk.
whom the governor appoints, as well as the effects on elderly people or if the law would Among the bills that failed to pass out of
was found dead of blunt force trauma. Sher- state Attorney General; they are tasked with reduce jobs for domestic workers.) the State Legislature are those to allow online
iff’s detectives hunted without success for establishing minimum selection and training County Supervisor Peter Adam, who owns gambling and to increase the number of
a man, possibly from Florida, that Kendrick standards for law enforcement officers within Adam Brothers Family Farms with his two members on the Southern California regional
had last been seen with; in a periodic review the state. Dudley was cont’d page 10  younger brothers, lamented about increas- air district board. n

News of theWeek cont’d
fatal od in i.V.
Last Tuesday evening, Asha Malocsay overdosed just days after moving into her Isla
Vista apartment. An 18-year-old Santa Barbara City College student from Livermore,
California, Malocsay was already dead when first responders arrived. Though the
autopsy is still pending, law enforcement authorities suspect heroin and cocaine,
among other drugs, to be the culprit. The death was the first fatal drug overdose in
Isla Vista this year, and one of just a handful in the last five years.
“Nationally, [heroin] is making a comeback, and I don’t think we’re that much of
an island,” said Father Jon-Stephen Hedges, who sat with distraught roommates last
Tuesday night. “I think we have a tendency to miss a lot of things out here.”
Because Malocsay died before responders arrived, naloxone, the lifesaving drug
that immediately reverses an overdose, would not have saved her. But its avail-
Cheers
ALL SUMMER LONG ability has slowly increased in the past two years since state law required it. Now,
people — users and potential bystanders — can buy it at pharmacies. UCSB has it.
And the county’s Behavioral Wellness department purchased 300 naloxone kits
— dispensed in nasal spray form — and distributed them to shelters, narcotic treat-
ment programs, and needle-exchange programs, among other places. But not one
HARVEST kit has so far been administered, according to John Doyel, the county’s alcohol and
drug expert.
Celebrate harvest with a pinot noir tasting,
That may be because Emergency Medical Services protocol states naloxone can
the signature varietal of the American Riviera.
Mingle with the winemakers of our favorite be given if respirations are less than 12 per minute, said Lt. Craig Bonner. “There is a
labels while tasting their best pinots fairly narrow parameter in which they can be used,” he said. However, he added, “It
and our Tuscany inspired hors d’oeuvres. will undoubtedly happen.”
September 23 I 6 pm I $69++ Though the Isla Vista Foot Patrol is equipped with naloxone kits, Sheriff’s depu-
ties are not yet authorized to administer the drug should they arrive to a patient
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before paramedics do. Next month, the Public Health Department is expected to
launch its policy and begin training Sheriff’s deputies. According to Bonner, all
deputies should go through the training early next year. Paramedics, meanwhile,
have administered naloxone 172 times so far this year. Last year, they administered
195 doses. — Kelsey Brugger
news briefs cont’d

the previous vice chair and is the first to be The speed limits for five downtown Santa
appointed to the seat; the chair had been Barbara streets will be reduced by five miles
decided by commission members before to a an hour; three from 35 miles an hour to 30
change to Penal Code 13501 put the appoint- (La Colina Road, Yanonali from Calle César
ment in the governor’s hands. Chávez to Garden, and Loma Alta from Cliff
to Shoreline); two from 30 to 25 (De la Vina
city from Mission to Haley and Yanonali from
Garden to State streets.) For city police to
The Santa Barbara Police Officers Association legally enforce speed limits, traffic engineers
(POA) struck a deal for city cops and other must conduct periodic street speed surveys
police employees to receive 9 percent in pay to determine whether speed limits match
increases during the next three years. Nego- prevailing driving speeds. Of the 12 streets
tiations between the POA and City Hall were surveyed, traffic engineers found the prevail-
uncommonly quiet, the first time in many ing speeds were significantly less than the
years in which an impasse was not declared. posted speed limits on five of the streets.
Originally, the union sought a 12 percent Typically, such surveys result in very few
increase, but it became apparent that wasn’t changes.
going to happen. On the other side of the
bargaining table was interim chief John county
Crombach, for whom the union has high
regard. And with new chief Lori Luhnow just An effort to include a 21-mile stretch of the
taking over, union leaders were not inclined 101 along the Gaviota Coast — from western
to push too hard. An officer fresh out of the Goleta to Las Cruces — in California’s State
academy will receive $138,731 in compensa- Scenic Highway System will reach the County
tion under the new contract. Board of Supervisors on 10/4. The designa-
tion wouldn’t affect existing regulations
Santa Barbara City College and the Police associated with that section of highway, but
Department are kicking in $103,000 each it would put it on more maps as a draw for
to create a new noise patrol enforcement tourists while “recognizing how our policies
team — made up of City College students and programs have preserved what’s there,”
under police supervision — to respond to according to Mindy Fogg with Santa Barbara
growing concern by City College neigh- County’s planning department. With super-
bors about noisy students. The new squad visorial go-ahead, the plan will head to Cal-
— known as the Student Neighborhood trans for final consideration.
Assistance Program (SNAP) — emerged out
of a series of quasi-mediated workshops that At the 8/30 Board of Supervisors meeting, a
took place two years ago between neighbors vote to continue ad hoc talks with the Santa
and school administrators to discuss issues Ynez Chumash about land-use issues was
of concern and ways to solve them. In a simi- unanimous. Also agreed upon was a contract
lar vein, the City Council adopted resident to add two deputy sheriffs to the five cur-
permit parking requirements for two blocks rently staffing the reservation. Sheriff Bill
on the Mesa’s La Marina Terrace near City Brown and Supervisor Doreen Farr had writ-
College. Residents have complained students ten protest letters to Alcoholic Beverage Con-
are taking their parking spaces. trol when the casino expanded liquor service

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Doggerel to Verse hadn’t been getting all his medications. In the treatment; 66 percent reported that there was
SOUND OF ONE HAND SLAPPING: I A few weeks ago, it appeared Michael best of cases, a sober-living home was not no change at all or things got worse. For the
wouldn’t know Michael Orozco if he bit me finally caught the break his mom had been equipped to fix what ailed Michael. This was first half of the year, the rate of involuntary
on the ass. But maybe that’s what he’ll need to praying for. A Santa Barbara judge ruled far from the best of cases. As of this week’s hospitalizations threatens to set yet another
do to get the help he needs. Michael, accord- Michael was a 5250 — that’s 5150 on steroids deadline, Michael was still on the loose. A record, nearly twice what it was five years ago.
ing to his mother, is addicted to metham- — which meant he’d be held in a psychiatric warrant for his arrest has reportedly been In addition, the number of county shrinks
phetamine; he’s also diagnosed as a schizo- hospital for two weeks, not the customary issued. dropped by almost 20 percent while the num-
phrenic. For the past nine years, she’s been 72 hours. And the higher-ups at Behavioral This, too, has become a boring, predictable ber of staff assigned to highly inflamed cases
chasing after Michael’s comet trail, trying Wellness indicated that they, at very long last, story. Unless, of course, it’s your son. dropped from 145 to 120.
to limit the damage. In that time, he’s been would initiate conservatorship proceedings I was thinking about Michael a couple of While none of that info belongs anywhere
arrested more than 20 times, committed six needed to put Michael in a long-term psy- weeks ago as the county supervisors got a near my own dashboard, it’s all useful infor-
times to various locked-down psychiatric chiatric facility known as an Institution for progress report from county mental-health mation. What was glaringly missing were a
hospitals, and dispatched to countless sober- Mental Disease. In the acronym-obsessed czar Alice Gleghorn on the desperately couple of metrics that would have really told
living warehouses. He spent six months in world of mental-health professions, that needed changes she was hired to make. Gleg- the story. There was nothing, for example,
state prison, reportedly enticed by the pros- translates to IMD, of which, in S.B., there are horn was presenting what’s known in govern- indicating how many people with mental ill-
pect of ice cream and pancakes. absolutely none. This, by the way, is precisely ment speak as “dashboard metrics,” designed nesses are now in county jail — as Michael
None of this comes cheap. Michael, in the and exactly what his mother had been beg- to show — at a quick glance — what progress will soon be. Likewise, there was no info indi-
lingo of social service providers, is the Fre- ging for. As such, this hardly constituted a has been made. The dashboard in my car is cating how many visits to area emergency
quent Flyer and the Million-Dollar Manny happy ending. But as new beginnings go, it pretty simple: gas, oil, odometer. If Gleghorn’s rooms were made by people experiencing
all wrapped into one. Catch and release seemed pretty good. metrics were on my dashboard, I’d drive off some form of psychiatric crises. These are
might work when it comes to fishing, but it’s Until, mysteriously, it wasn’t. the road. Anyone would. Her metrics—even fundamental metrics; they require little expla-
done little for Michael, his mom, or the tax- Michael’s mom was shocked to discover simplified—were visually complex and intri- nation. They are the gas and oil gage equiva-
payers. And he’s only gotten worse. In the past her son had been mysteriously released from cately nuanced. Without detailed explanation lents for mental-health reform. The usual
year, cops were called to the Smart & Final the county’s Psychiatric Health Facility, they defied comprehension. activists from the usual organizations stood
parking lot where Michael was waving his despite a judge’s order. Yet again, he’d been Boiled down, the good news is that the 80 up and made that same point. It was the third
knife at the voices in his head. Neither the transferred to a sober-living facility in Boyle percent of the people occupying the county’s time they’d done so this year.
cops nor his knife did much good. Having Heights near Los Angeles’ Skid Row. It would new short-term crisis care beds did not get In the meantime, I wondered how Michael
no place to put Michael, they let him go. He be the fourth time he’d been dumped there. committed to the county’s psych hospital Orozco fit into these dashboard metrics.
later punched his brother in the jaw. Hard. Every other time, he walked. Within 24 hours. within 30 days. The bad news is that it takes Mostly, not at all. Until he gets the help he
He threatened his mom when she was talk- This time, Michael managed to last longer. By 34 days on average before kids with serious needs, he’ll remain a bug splattered by the
ing with his psychiatric caseworkers. More only a few days. This time, he was asked to problems can be seen by a county psychia- oncoming windshield of the county men-
recently, he was arrested for lewd conduct; leave. At the time, he was talking with angels trist; for adults, it’s 24. The bad news is only tal-health department. Maybe one day I’ll
charges were not pursued. and got in an argument with sober-house 11 percent of seriously acute-care patients in meet Michael. When that happens, I hope he
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Deanna Alisa Vazquez moved to San Francisco requests that donations in Scoggin, both in 2014. She is watch events as significant as
to attend University of the Ron's memory be made to survived by her two children the Indy 500, the Rome Olym-
06/02/78-09/06/98 Pacific Dental School, gradu- The Scholarship Foundation Kristi (Dave) Morris and Scott pics and several Super Bowl
ating with honors in 1964. of Santa Barbara, 2253 Las Davis, her 6 grandchildren Games. But, just as important
While managing a heavy Positas Road, Santa Barbara, Ryan (Rona) Morris, Devon to Daniel were high school
course load, he worked as a CA 93105. Morris, Caleb (Haley) Davis, track and field events, minor
bouncer and a bartender at A Celebration of life is Alison (Cameron) Chapman, league baseball games and
the Red Garter Saloon, as well being, scheduled for Saturday, Mackenzie (Aaron) Bilane, other less notable contests.
as various other jobs and sup- October 1st. Please e-mail Ethan Davis, and her 2 great- Every Fall, Dan and Lil would
ported his young family. They robertsonmemorial2016@ grandchildren, Kaela and travel to Northern Idaho to
were able to return to Santa gmail.com for specific details. Colin Morris. A celebration watch the small high schools
Barbara to open his dental of Audrey’s life will be with play 8 man football. He said
practice on Islay Street, where Audrey Louise Davis her immediate family. it was exciting to watch. In all
he practiced dentistry for 22 honesty, he would watch snail
years. Both of his sons entered 02/08/26-08/22/16 Daniel J. Foy, DDS races as long as they were
the dental profession and like 05/05/22-08/14/16 competitive.
their father, graduated from Daniel passed away peace-
Labor Day UOP. Ron Jr. became a general fully after leading a long life
17 years ago turned into a dentist, taking over his father’s full of personal enjoyment
day you became "FOREVER practice, and Ron’s young- and service to his fellow man.
YOUNG" Your time with us est son, Sean, specialized in He leaves behind numerous
was all too brief. Emptiness endodontics. nieces and nephews.
and wonderful memories are During Ron’s dental career, Private services will be held.
what we have left. Memories he invested in real estate—
of the silly things you did, the starting with duplexes in Remembering Mack
times we laughed, the times Montecito, and then apart-
we cried. ment buildings, and finally Mack Stanton
We're haunted by the life purchasing the Balboa Build- 02/05/37-09/07/09
unfulfilled. ing in 1978.
We love you and will always Ron was an avid sportsman,
remember you. Audrey Louise Davis
with a true love of the great passed away peacefully on
Mom and Dad outdoors. He cherished his August 22, 2016, in Santa
fishing and hunting trips to Barbara. At 90 years old, she Daniel J. Foy died peace-
Montana, Alaska, and Mexico. spent the last two years living fully on August 14, 2016 at
Ron Robertson Sr. Additionally, he played senior Cliffview Terrace, following a
with dementia. Audrey was
12/22/38-08/19/16 men’s volleyball, tennis, golf, born on February 8, 1926, in brief illness. He was 94 years
bicycling, horseback riding Portland, Oregon, to Ivan and old, and had been a well-loved
and triathlons with his sons. Beatrice (Chaneay) Wood. resident at Cliffview for three
He especially enjoyed travel- She attended schools in Port- years.
ing the western United States land and majored in art at the Daniel was preceeded in
with his family, and bought University of Oregon. There death by his parents, Daniel
a cabin on the Blackfoot she met Al Davis, who also and Minnie Foy, siblings Ste-
River in Montana. For many attended Grant High School phen, Harold and Kathrine,
years, he took his family sail- with her in Portland. They and his beloved wife of 64 You've been gone for seven
ing or power boating to the were married August 29, 1948, years, Lillian. He was the only years now, but I still see you in
local Channel Islands where and lived in Portland rais- member of his family to have the oak trees.
they went fishing, kayaking ing their two children, Kristi been born in America. His
and exploring underwater. and Scott. They enjoyed the father was from Ireland, his Francis Scafidi
In 1987, Ron’s passion for outdoors, but the rain encour- mother from Russia, and his 09/10/20-08/29/16
adventure led him and Nanci aged them to move to Santa siblings were Canadian born.
to sail to Cabo San Lucas and Barbara. Daniel spent his youth in
around Baja, Mexico for three Audrey taught school and Sacramento. After graduat-
Ron Robertson Sr. passed months. worked at Westmont. In ing from Sacramento High,
away peacefully at home Ron was a member of the he attended the University of
on Friday, August 19th sur- Valley Club of Montecito and
retirement she pursued her
art, painting beautiful water- California, Berkley, graduat- Death Notices
rounded by his loving wife, of the Rancheros Visitadores colors. A memorable experi- ing with honors. He then
Nanci, his children and (Vaquero Camp). He also ence was traveling to Giverny entered the University of Cali- Barbara K. Chaney,
grandchildren. After battling served as President of Knowl- and painting where Monet fornia San Francisco School
wood Tennis Club, president 09/02/26-08/14/16 (89)
Parkinson’s disease for over created his famous "Water of Dentistry. After receiving
26 years, he was blessed to be of Montecito Trails Founda- his DDS degree, he spent two Santa Barbara, CA.
Lilies."
set free. tion and was a member of the Audrey and Al enjoyed years in the military before
Even as Parkinson’s began Santa Barbara Trail Riders. establishing his dental office Ronald Grant Robertson,
traveling and spending time
to take his physical abilities, He is survived by his with their seven grandchil- in Antioch, CA. With his wife 12/22/38-08/19/16 (77)
he would continue to live his beloved wife of 58 years, dren, always encouraging a Lillian as his dental assistant, Carpinteria, CA.
life to the absolute fullest. Nanci; daughter Rosalind; love of the outdoors and each Daniel practiced in Antioch
He cultivated the values of son, Ron Jr. and daughter-in- grandchild’s interests. They over 40 years before retiring Joseph Patarak, 02/20/20-
integrity and principles, and law Barbara; son, Sean and were active members of Com- to travel. One of Daniel and 08/20/16 (96) Santa
truly epitomized the Ameri- daughter-in-law, Sunnie; half- munity Covenant Church. Lillian’s journeys took them
can dream. sister, Sharon Kussman; sister- through Santa Barbara and Barbara, CA.
Al passed away in 2007, and
Ron was born on Decem- n-law, Natalie Clark Harpham; Audrey continued paint- they decided to relocate, mov-
ber 22, 1938, in Santa Barbara and brother-in-law Richard Betty Stephens, 10/09/49-
ing and helping others. She ing to the one and only Santa
at St. Francis Hospital. As a Harpham. Ron was the proud Barbara home they would 08/27/16 (66) Santa
could be counted on to drive
young boy, he would visit grandfather of Grant, Brooke, a friend to an appointment share for decades. After Lil- Barbara, CA.
with his father, Robert and and Evan Robertson; Vail or prepare a special meal for lian’s death in 2007, Daniel
stepmother, Rose, and play and Jackson Cook; and Emily each of her grandchildren. remained in the home until Manuel Orozco, DOD
with other seven-year old and Taylor Robertson. The Known for her smile, her health conditions necessitated 08/28/16 (85) Santa
children, including his future Robertson family would like encouragement, and sense of a move to assisted care.
wife, Nanci Browning, on to thank Pavel Herrera for his Daniel was an avid fan of all Barbara, CA.
humor, she always added a
Olive Mill Road in Montecito. nine years of dedication to his sparkle to situations. sporting events, and believed Gerald Michael McGrath,
They met again at Santa Bar- friend and companion, Ron. Audrey was preceded in you had to see the event in
bara High School, and quickly The family would also like to person to fully appreciate the 04/15/41-08/29/16 (75)
death by her husband, Al,
fell in love, attended UCSB acknowledge Genaro Leon, in 2007, her grandson, Rob ability of the athletes. And Santa Barbara CA.
together and married. who assisted Ron last year. Morris in 2011, and her two that's what they did – together
In 1960, Ron and Nanci If desired, the family sisters, Miriam Johns and Kay he and Lillian traveled to
In Memoriam
Thomas Myles Steinbeck
Global Thinker, Columnist and CNN Host
1944-2016
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homas Steinbeck died on August 11 after help all artists understand and protect their intellec-
72 years of art, adventure, and love. Thom tual property. In Thom’s words: “You cannot say you
was born in New York City to Gwyndolyn support the arts unless you support the artists’ right
and John Steinbeck on August 2, 1944. His to support themselves.” The Steinbecks were also avid
mother encouraged an awareness of artistic expres- advocates for the Nuclear Age Peace Foundation, the
sion; his father helped him develop an appreciation for Southern Poverty Law Center, and the well-being of
language, literature, and the human experience; and his all veterans.
younger brother, Johnny, made sure he had a lot of fun. As anyone who spent time with him can attest, Just one day
As a young man, Thom’s studies at Chouinard Art Thom was a positive, thinking person who intuitively after the first
Institute and UCLA film school were cut short by the saw what was unique and worthy in others. He was
Vietnam War. Arriving in Vietnam on the second day generous with his praise and his time, regaling lis-
presidential
of the Tet Offensive, Thom was assigned to serve as a teners with galloping stories about the Chinese who debate!
helicopter door-gunner and settled the California coast,
later reassigned to his origi- adventures as a wartime
courtesy
nal posting as a television reporter, worldly travels,
production specialist for and encounters with inter-
American Forces Vietnam esting people. He often
Network. After his service, peppered his delivery with
he returned to Southeast anecdotes and quotes from
Asia as a journalist and his father.
photographer. Like most Thom was a successful
veterans, his war experi- author of several books set
ence left long-lasting and in the colorful history of note
deep scars, but his new life California’s Central Coast, special
as a writer and raconteur including In the Shadow time
had begun.
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over a tequila and soda at Steinbeck left with the Perseid meteor shower this year. Watchers.
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on a number of documentary, film, and television the south side of the house, and the space quickly filled
projects, selling original scripts as well as adaptations with his “toys”— model-making tools, ships on the
of his father’s books. Thom was a brilliant and tal- wall, and airplanes hung from the ceiling. Although
ented writer, but being the son of a famous writer was this was a private wing, the flow of life coursed through
a mixed blessing: In Monterey, perfect strangers would these rooms with dear friends, family, neighbors, dogs, DERMATOLOGY EVENT
ring his doorbell; everything he did was scrutinized in and children, all sharing their deep love for Thom.
the context of his father. Thom moved to Los Angeles Being with Thom was akin to witnessing the story
in 1994 while writing a screenplay for Hollywood Pic- line of an interesting novel … of a Southern persuasion.
tures, but he fell in love with Santa Barbara County and There was his deep and romantic relationship with the Fri., Sep. 30 • 8:30am-5pm
began to call Santa Barbara home in 2002. love of his life, the Southern belle and rabble-rouser
Over the years, Thom served on the board of direc- Gail. There was the multigenerational link to the Guth-
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tors for both the National Steinbeck Center in Sali- rie clan. There was the drama of a complicated family 8:30am-2pm: Free Individual Patient consult.
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anyone) until well into the release because it depended National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI), said
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managers as to the Board Orders we abide by in plan- of psychosis.
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the dead pool or about our option with “negative cred- but most who suffer from a severe mental illness
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happenings
A Peek At events to MAke this AutuMn A hArvest of things to Do
by Richie DeMaRia, Michelle DRown, and TeRRy oRTega
SEPTEMBER
(9/17-9/25) 17th Annual S.B. Creek Week Become a steward of
(9/16-9/25) The Mary Jane McCord Planned Parenthood Book Sale our fragile creeks, watersheds, and ocean by celebrating our
Find everything from best-selling paperbacks to hard cov- water ecosystems with nature walks, project tours, restora-
FRIDAY 9/16 ers to out-of-print selections at this massive, awesome book tion events, and many more activities. Various locations.
(9/16-9/18) ¡Viva el Arte de Santa Bárbara!: Los Cambalache Cam- sale. Fri.-Sat.: 10am-8pm; Sun.: 10am-6pm; Mon.-Fri.: noon- Free-$5. Call 897-2606. sbcreekweek.com
balache, meaning “exchange,” is a Chicano-Jarocho group 8pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real. Free. Call Goleta Valley Art Association’s 12th Annual Art Festival Come and
based in East L.A. led by César Castro. This sonero (an 722-1522.booksale.ppsbvslo.org see new works from the S.B. art community, and meet
improvising singer in salsa music), maestro, and luthier others with an interest in fine art at this free and family-
(instrument maker) from Veracruz, México, in the spirit of SATURDAY 9/17 friendly event. Live music and raffle prizes make for a fun
fandango, a traditional celebration of music and dance, will Art From Scrap: Leaf Prints with Marilee Krause Create art directly and festively artistic atmosphere. 11am-5pm. Rancho La
engage you in their participatory performances. Fri.: 7pm., inspired by the designs of nature with S.B. landscape painter Patera & Stow House, 304 N. Los Carneros Rd., Goleta. Free.
Isla Vista School, 6875 El Colegio Rd., Goleta. Call 893-5037; Marilee Krause, who will help you make delicate prints with Call 681-7216. tgvaa.org
Sat.: 7pm, Guadalupe City Hall Auditorium, 918 Obispo St., recycled and reusable supplies. 10am. Art From Scrap, 302 E.
Guadalupe. Call 343-2455; Sun.: 7pm, Marjorie Luke Theatre, Cota St. $8. Children ages 6 and younger must be accompa-
721 E. Cota St. Free. Call 884-4087 x7. nied by an adult. Call 884-0459 x11. exploreecology.org
facebook.com/VivaelArteSB 23rd Ojai Bowlful of Blues Lovers of blues, jazz, and the arts
(9/16-9/18) Solvang Danish Days Celebrate the heart of Solvang will band together at this Bayou-inspired bash, back after
and everything Danish with this multiday event where an 11-year hiatus, reviving one of Ojai’s favorite events
Vikings and Hans Christian Andersen come to life along- with another celebratory music education fundraiser that
side a street festival with free concerts, beer, and wines includes Southern food, themed vendors, and an interna-
galore, and all the æbleskivers you could want. Fri.: 4pm; tionally renowned roster of rockers. 3-9pm. Libbey Bowl,
Sat.-Sun.: 8:30am. Solvang. Free-$55. Call 350-0771. 210 S. Signal St., Ojai. $40-$100. Call 272-3881.
solvangdanishdays.org bowlfulofblues.org
SATURDAY 9/17
Amy Schumer One of the most vital comedic
voices of our decade, the lovable and pioneer- SUnDAY 9/18
ing Amy Schumer has earned adoration and
Brett Dennen On songs such as his hit “Ain’t No Reason,” singer/
exclamations of laughter across the nation for
songwriter Brett Dennen is unafraid to confront life’s hard truths,
her skewering of sex politics and her real-per-
and do so with a hummable melody. His newest, critically acclaimed
son relatability. 7pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas
album, Por Favor, features touches of light and easy rhythms. 7pm.
St. $64.50-$114.50. Call 962-7411. sbbowl.com
Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $30.50-$38.50. Call 963-0761.
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SUnDAY 9/18
Cecil Beaton’s London’s Honourable Scars: Photographs of the Blitz Images of
heartbreaking devastation and quiet heroism fill these riveting por-
traits of war-torn Britain from the legendary photographer known
for his iconic images of royalty and movie legends in this rarely seen
collection, on display for the first time ever at the museum. Shows
through January 8, 2017. S.B. Museum of Art, 1130 State St. Free-$10.
Call 963-4364. sbma.net
MonDAY 9/19
The Wild Kratts Live! Whether in cartoon jungles or the real thing, the
Calvin Liang, Fishing Boats in Santa Barbara, 16x20

Wild Kratts brothers have inspired and excited kids with their adven-
turous wildlife shows. See them in person with animal friends in tow.
6:30pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St. $29.75-$99.75. Call 963-4408.
thearlingtontheatre.com
THURSDAY 9/22
Gloria Trevi Often called the Madonna of Mexico, Gloria Trevi has
scored number one hits in Latin America and Spain and remains a
powerful presence in Latin pop. She comes to town on her the world
tour for her newest album, El Amor. 8pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 State
St. $50-$70. Call 963-4408. thearlingtontheatre.com
FRIDAY 9/23
Artwalk
2016
Artists of
Distinction
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
SEPTEMBER 24 & 25
Members FREE; non-members $10; children under 12/FREE
www.sbnature.org/artwalk or 805-682-4711 ext. 100
Proceeds support the Museum’s programs.
Tracy Morgan From SNL to 30 Rock, comedian Tracy Morgan has brought
delight to millions with his humor and charisma, both so strong that not even
a life-threatening 2015 car accident could stop him. 8pm. Arlington Theatre,
1317 State St. $30-$48. Call 963-4408. thearlingtontheatre.com
(9/23-9/24) Vim Vigor Dance Company Tumbling, somersaulting, and flying

through the air, the risk-defying Vim and Vigor Dance Company will
2559 Puesta del Sol, Santa Barbara, CA 93105 be sure to be one of the most exciting dance acts of the fall season.
805.682.4711 . sbnature.org 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $10-$50. Call 963-0761.
lobero.com
SPONSORED IN PART BY (9/10-12/4) AD&A Museum UCSB Fall 2016 Exhibitions Opening Reception: Life-
Scott Newhall, Union Bank, Robert & Christine Emmons, Richard Banks, forms: The Makeup Art of Michael Westmore Michael Westmore has created
Santa Barbara Community Bank, and Jill Vander Hoof. some of science fiction’s most iconic characters, including Star Trek’s
Wine generously donated by Viva Modern Mexican Restaurant. Data, Worf, and the Borg species, and in so doing broke boundaries in
the representation of the human form and all its diverse expressions.
Reception (9/23): 5:30-7:30pm; walk-through (9/24): noon-1pm;
Q&A (10/6): 5:30-8:30pm. AD&A Museum, UCSB. Free.
Call 893-2951.www.museum.ucsb.edu

fall HaPPENINGS n us at the inaugura
Joi l
Showcase
Squeeze The band famed in the U.S. for “Tempted”
SATURDAY 9/24 and other hits is back with 2015’s Cradle to the Grave,
Santa BarBara EvEnt ProfESSionalS
(9/24-9/25) The National Parks Series Documentarian marking a continuation for the band known for
Ken Burns celebrates “America’s Best Idea” in this decades for its new wave and pop-rock songs. 8pm.
loving look at the history and future of America’s pre- Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St. $55-$65.
served wildlands, focusing on the foundation of the Call 963-4408. thearlingtontheatre.com
national parks. Presented by UCSB’s Arts & Lectures.
Noon. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. Free. WeDneSDAY 9/28
thurSday,
Call 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu SEPtEmBEr 15
(9/24-10/31) Lane Farms Pumpkin Patch While away the
hours as you lose yourself in the search for the best 6-9Pm
pumpkin, or get a little lost in the famous corn maze
in this annual tradition that also features tractor
montecito Events Center
rides and fresh produce. 9am-9pm; Halloween: 9am-
30 Los Patos Way, Santa Barbara
5pm. Lane Farms, 308 S. Walnut Ln. Call 964-3773.
lanefarmssb.com Live entertainment, food, wine and beer tastings
(9/24-9/25) 25th Annual California Lemon Festival Come frEE to EvEnt induStry ProfESSionalS
enjoy wonderful food, a fantastic family atmo-
sphere, a variety of entertainment, and activities that Learn how SBEP members can facilitate every
include the Goleta Fall Classic Car and Street Rod aspect of an event for you and your clients
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6pm; Sun.: 10am-5pm. Girsh Park, 7050 Phelps Rd.,
Goleta. Free-$25. Call 967-2500. lemonfestival.com Cyndi Lauper From women’s rights to the LGBTQ com-
munity, Cyndi Lauper has become a champion to many Santa Barbara
DAY 9/25
SUnDAY progressive causes with her valiantly individualistic
Iron & Wine The tenderly voiced troubadour has won career, and she continues to show just how bold her true
the hearts of millions with his soul-bearing South- colors are with a new album of country covers. 8pm.
ern songwriting, which has found a home in both
Professionals
Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St. $48.50-$73.50. Call 963-
mainstream and indie audiences for its emotional 4408. thearlingtontheatre.com
power. 7pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $10-$35.
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Dolly Parton The legendary icon and one of the great- The Time Jumpers This country and roots music
est country artists of all time has transcended her supergroup led by Vince Gill constantly wows with
genre as an inspiration to people across the board its rotating lineup of masterful musicians, recog-
with her timeless songwriting, razor-sharp comedic nized by Rosanne Cash, Robert Plant, The White Pacific Sound Chorus presents...
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wit, and larger-than-life personality. 7:30pm. S.B. Stripes, and many others as one of the best in the
Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $54-$174. Call 962-7411. scene. 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $16-$69.
sbbowl.com Call 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally In their revealing com- (9/29-10/16) Macbeth Ensemble Theatre Company This Star-Studded night includes two choruses
edy variety show, Summer Of 69: No Apostrophe, kicks off its 2016-17 season with Shakespeare’s Scot-
comedy supercouple Nick Offerman and Megan tish play, as relevant as ever with themes of politi- and three quartets, all A Cappella Champions!
Mullally will joke about their life as a couple and the cal corruption and the lust for power resonating
story of their love, with a set of raunchy songs about
their various bedroom escapades. 7:30pm. Lobero
Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $55.75.
strongly throughout. Visit website for times. The
New Vic, 33 W. Victoria St. Call 964-5400. Saturday Sept. 17
Call 963-0761. lobero.com
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Pepe Aguilar The son of two well-known singer/
2 Shows - 2:00 & 7:00pm
MonDAY 9/26
The Man with the Golden Arm Frank Sinatra plays Frankie
actors, singer/actor Pepe Aguilar has continued
on his family’s tradition with his take on ranchera,
mariachi, and pop genres, as well as his fabulous
Marjorie Luke Theatre
Machine in this classic film about a drug addict who
choice in sombreros. 8pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 721 E. Cota St.
recovers while in prison but struggles to stay clean
State St. $69-$135. Call 963-4408.
when he returns to the outside world. 7pm. Granada
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FRIDAY 9/30
SDAY 9/27
TUeSDAY Gary Clark Jr., Shakey Graves The singer from Austin,
Texas, continues to impress with his electrifying live
Fareed Zakaria The host
sets of psychedelic blues guitar and affecting soul
of CNN’s Fareed Zakaria
music reminiscent of Smokey Robinson. Rocker
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Shakey Graves, also from Austin, will open. 6:30pm.
columnist, and inter-
S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $34.50-$54.50.
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knowledge of politics The S.B. Acoustic Instrument Celebration Presents Fiore,
to provide keen insights Feriante, and Chapdelaine Virtuosic classical guitar-
to the upcoming presi- ists Andre Feriante, Giacomo Fiore, and Michael
dential election. 7:30pm. Chapdelaine will play a harmonious set of classical
Granada Theatre, 1214 and contemporary guitar pieces, including original R I N G M A S T E R S
State St. $16-$44. Call works by S.B. composers. 8pm. Center Stage Theater,
899-2222. artsand 751 Paseo Nuevo. $12-$20. Call 963-0408.
centerstagetheater.org
International Quartet Champions
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One classroom at a time
Come support our amazing teachers at the
6th Annual
GOLF TOURNAMENT
& PARTY EXTRAVAGANZA SATURDAY 10/1
Thievery Corporation, Café Tacvba Two electronic music megastars bring their different
benefiting Teacher's Fund approaches to the Bowl, with Café Tacvba’s lively, electronic-tinged Latin rock and Thievery
Corporation’s ultra-sleek lounge grooves. 6:30pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $34.50-$64.50.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7TH Garden Street Academy Carnival and Music
GLEN ANNIE GOLF COURSE

10 am - Registration
OcTOBER Festival Carnival-style games, bounce
houses, face painting, and live music are
all part of this family-friendly carnival and
SATURDAY 10/1 music festival, a fun fall fundraiser for the
12 pm - Golf Tournament Annie & the Hot Club of Nashville, Richard Smith, Garden Street Academy. 2-5pm. Garden
5 pm - Party Extravaganza & Silent Auction Muriel Anderson Led by the peppy and fiery Street Academy, 2300 Garden St. Free. Call
storyteller Annie, the Hot Club will get the 687-3717. gardenstreetacademy.org
room jumping with a zesty gypsy-swing
Join us for a night of fun at the Party Extravaganza. repertoire from the 1930s and ’40s. Finger- DAY 10/2
SUnDAY
style guitarists Richard Smith and Muriel Ken Burns Named “the most accomplished
$50 tickets include gourmet food, top shelf drink, Anderson open. 7:30pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 documentary filmmaker of his generation”
live and silent auctions, blackjack, photo booth, E. Canon Perdido St. $29-$39. by the New York Times, The National Parks
raffles, DJ and dancing. Extraordinary live auction Call 963-0761. lobero.com documentarian will celebrate the super-
items, including a 7-night 5-star Caribbean luxury (10/1-10/2) Broadway Concert Series: Merrily We lative splendors of America’s parks and
discuss what they have contributed to our
cruise for 2, valued at $14,800! Roll Along The Olivier Award–winning
collective conscience. Noon. Granada The-
musical by Sondheim-Furth, which looks
atre, 1214 State St. $16-$44. Call 899-2222.
To purchase tickets, become a sponsor, back at the career trajectories and lives of
artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
a few friends, will be directed by Bonnie
or donate auction items, visit: Hellman, who directed the first long-run Benise Guitar virtuoso Benise and his
teachersfund.org/golf-tournament hit version of the show in L.A. Sat.: 2 and Emmy Award–winning World Music &
8pm. Sun.: 2pm. Rubicon Theatre Company, Dance Spectacular will take you on a musi-
For more info contact Leanne Wood 1006 E. Main St., Ventura. $69.50. cal journey of salsa, flamenco, tango, waltz,
at leanne@villagesite.com, or 805.284.7177 Call 667-2900. rubicontheatre.org samba, and even classic rock ’n’ roll with his
8th Annual Wags ’n’ Whiskers Festival The larg- famed guitar skills that brought him from
est adoption event and animal festival on street-performer status to international
the Central Coast will bring the pet-loving acclaim. 7pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State
Teacher's Fund was created to help Santa Barbara County community together with “pawsitively fun” St. $29-$95. Call 899-2222. granadasb.org
public and private preschool, elementary, middle and high festival features including a pet fashion
school teachers get the tools and materials they need for their show, Little Star the therapy horse, pet MonDAY 10/3
portraits, bunny and dog training, a silent Jerry Douglas Band with Maura O’Connell The
classrooms and their students. Teacher’s Fund is a 501(c)(3)
auction, and much more. Project PetSafe: resonant tones of the undisputed dobro
nonprofit public benefit corporation. guitar master and 14-time Grammy win-
9am-1pm. Festival: 11am-4pm. West Cam-
pus, SBCC, 721 Cliff Dr. Free. ner will reach new depths and heights
Event Sponsors care4paws.org/wagsnwhiskers.html with superb singing from Irish folk singer
Maura O’Connell. 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33
TopaTopa Mountain Folk Fest The TopaTopa E. Canon Perdido St.
Mountain Folk Fest celebrates country- $44-$105. Call 963-0761. lobero.com
roots music and all things Americana with
The White Buffalo, Grizfolk, Shane Alexan-
der, and more. All proceeds benefit Turn-
TUeSDAY 10/4
Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra with Wynton
ing Point Foundation. 11am-10pm. Libbey Marsalis Helmed by world-renowned
Bowl, 210 S. Signal St., Ojai. $14.95-$75. Call trumpeter and composer Wynton Marsalis,
272-3881. topatopafolkfest.com the orchestra composed of 15 of the finest
SANTA BARBARA
(10/1-10/2) Chumash Inter-Tribal Pow-Wow The soloists, ensemble players, and arrangers in
community is invited to join members of jazz music today will bring their huge jazz
the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians sound to S.B. 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214
as they honor their traditions and ancestors State St. $20-$79. Call 893-3535.
and weave the story of their future with a artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
celebratory weekend of dances and fellow-
ship, featuring Chumash wares and food SDAY 10/5
WeDneSDAY
for sale. Sat.: 10am-10pm; Sun.: 10am-6pm. Blink-182, The All-American Rejects, A Day to
Free. Parking: $5. Live Oak Campground, Remember The irreverent and hugely influ-
Billy Mandarino | Riskin Partners | Chicago Title | City National Bank | Coastal Copy
4600 Hwy. 154. Call 688-7997. ential pop-punk kings are still rocking after
MarBorg Industries | Haaland Diving Inc | WFG Title | D.A. Davidson | On Q Financial santaynezchumash.org surprising the world with a brand-new
Pete & Gerd Jordano | Pacific Western Bank | First American Title | Steven Brooks Jewelers album despite difficulties with cofounder
Fidelity National Title | Fielding Graduate University | Alpine Mortgage Planning

fall HaPPENINGS Happy 100th Birthday
Tom DeLonge. Joining them will be emo and challenging contemporary pieces.
National Park Service!
pop-punkers The All-American Rejects 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $20-
and A Day to the Remember, who meld $49. Call 893-3535.
metalcore to their pop-punk sound. 6pm. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu FREE Film Screenings
S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $44.50-$84.50. Exceptional Plants: Lotusland Auction and Sale
28th Annual Senior Expo Day Seniors and care-
See why Lotusland is considered one of
the world’s greatest gardens, and take
The National Parks:
givers will have access to free flu shots, fit-
ness testing, more than 100 exhibit booths
home your very own piece of Lotusland
at this sale and auction of very rare and America’s Best Idea
offering education and information, music,
food, volunteer opportunities, and activi-
very special plants. 1:30-5:30pm. Lotusland,
Cold Springs Rd., Montecito. $60-$85. Call
Sat, Sep 24 / Granada Theatre
ties, as well as presentations on the latest 969-9990. lotusland.org 12 PM The Scripture of Nature (1851-1890)
products and services. 9am-1pm. Earl War- 2 PM The Last Refuge (1890-1915)
ren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real. $5. Call DAY 10/9
SUnDAY 4 PM The Empire of Grandeur (1915-1919)
247-9355. seniorexposb.com
THURSDAY 10/6 Sun, Sep 25 / Granada Theatre

Brian Culbertson Funk! Tour This award- 12 PM Going Home (1920-1933)
winning multi-instrumentalist, writer, and
producer crosses genres between contem- 2 PM Great Nature (1933-1945)
porary jazz, R&B, and funk with 16 albums, 4 PM The Morning of Creation (1946-1980)
including his latest, Funk!, due out this
September. 7:30pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. – Photo Contest! –
Canon Perdido St. $29.50-$59.50.
Submit your best National Park photo by Sep 19 to
Call 963-0761. lobero.com Info@ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu
and enter to win an Island Packers Excursion Pass for two
FRIDAY 10/7 to Santa Rosa Island. Photo finalists will be displayed
Gregory Porter Winner of the 2014 Grammy prior to the film screenings at the Granada Theatre and
for best vocal album, Gregory Porter has Peter Gros from the Original Mutual of published in the Santa Barbara Independent.
established himself as one of the best and Omaha’s Wild Kingdom Meet and greet some of
most soulful jazz singers/songwriters of his the world’s friendliest exotic animals and the Animal
time, here backed by his equally adept jazz Planet host and conservationist. 3pm. Campbell
band. 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. Hall, UCSB. $12-$16. Call 893-3535.
artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu Lecture
$35-$65. Call 899-2222.
Ken Burns
granadasb.org
45th Annual Fiddlers’ Festival Carry on
(10/7-10/9) 30th Annual Avocado Festival From
Americana traditions at this communal
guacamole to avocado beer and ice cream,
gathering of bluegrass lovers and expert
this annual Carpinteria celebration of
SoCal’s green gem of a fruit is a free, fam-
fiddlers. There will be area vendors and The National Parks: A Treasure
crafts, workshops taught by some of the
ily-friendly event packed with delicious
food, live music, and eco-friendly activities.
best teachers in the industry, and delicious House of Nature’s Superlatives
barbecue available for purchase. 10am-
Fri.: 2-10pm; Sat.: 10am-10pm; Sun.: 10am-
6pm. 800 Linden Ave., Carpinteria. Free.
5pm. Rancho La Patera & Stow House, 304 “The most accomplished
N. Los Carneros Rd., Goleta. Free.
Call 684-0038. avofest.com
Call 681-7216. stowhouse.com documentary filmmaker of his
(10/7-10/10) Celebration of Harvest Taste the generation” The New York Times
fruits of this year’s labor with a bounti- FRIDAY 10/14
ful offering from more than 100 wineries (10/14-10/16) Antiques, Decorative Arts & Vintage In celebration of the National Park Service’s 100th anniversary, Ken Burns will revisit the
onsite to share the season’s yields, plus two Show and Sale With 80 of the west’s finest stories of those who devoted themselves to saving the land they loved. This special lecture
dozen food trucks and vendors, live music, dealers specializing in antiques and deco- will be an appreciation for what the parks have added to our collective and individual spirit.
and plenty of good company. Fri., Sun.-Mon.: rative arts, interior decorators of all kinds
11am; Sat.: 10am. Old Mission Santa Inés,
1760 Mission Dr., Solvang. $80-$200.
will love the selection of period furniture, Sun, Oct 2 / 12 PM / Granada Theatre note
special
artifacts, porcelain, and more. Sales benefit Tickets start at $25 / $15 all students (with valid ID)
Call 688-0881. celebrationofharvest.com CALM. Fri.: 11am-6pm. Sat.: 11am-6pm. A Granada facility fee will be added to each ticket price
time
(10/7-11/7) Santa Ynez Valley Scarecrow Festival Sun.: 11am-5pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds,
The scarecrows are coming! What started 3400 Calle Real. Free.-$6. Call 898-9715.
as a collaboration between six businesses calm4kids.org
is now a valley-wide event
where hundreds of businesses
compete to make the funni- Event Sponsor:
est, scariest, zaniest scarecrow Supported in part by:
Presented in collaboration with
around. Downtown Santa Channel Islands National Park and
Ynez, Solvang, Los Olivos, Los the UCSB Natural Reserve System
Alamos, and Buellton. Free.
Call (877) 327-2656.
syvscarecrows.com
The Lynda and Bruce Thematic Learning Initiative: Creating a Better World
With support from our Community Partner the Orfalea Family
SATURDAY 10/8 SATURDAY 10/15
Alonzo King LINES Ballet Led by
the truly visionary and unique Van Morrison With a voice like no other, Ireland’s Van Corporate Season
Sponsor:
direction of Alonzo King, the Morrison will be forever known as one of rock’s most spell-
Alonzo King LINES Ballet will binding bards, with decades of music that sway from the
redefine your understanding
of ballet with their beautiful
truly rocking to the truly serene. 7:30pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N.
Milpas St. $55-$305. Call 962-7411. sbbowl.com
(805) 893-3535 www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu
Granada event tickets can also be purchased at:
(805) 899-2222 www.GranadaSB.org
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F O U N D AT I O N SATURDAY 10/15
(10/15-10/16) Ode to Joy: Beethoven’s Ninth The
S.B. Symphony will play perhaps the most
famous and widely loved classical piece of
all time, featuring the choruses of the Santa
Barbara Choral Society, Quire of Voyces,
Westmont College, UCSB, and San Marcos
High School, and some of S.B.’s popular
soloists. Sat.: 8pm; Sun.: 3pm. Granada
Theatre, 1214 State St. $29-$134.
Call 899-2222. granadasb.org
Lemon Run 10k/5k/1k Ramon Ayala The “King of Accordion” has
come to define much of modern Norteño
and conjunto music with his truly original
accordion playing and memorable lyrics.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2016

7:30pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St.
$45-$90. Call 963-4408.
thearlingtontheatre.com Jethro Tull: Written and Performed by Ian
Anderson The Jethro Tull frontman reimag-
• All proceeds benefit Goleta elementary schools • 5th Annual Solvang Faeriefest Celebrate all
ines his band with a narrative set in the near
things magical, and bring the faerie realm
• Starts and ends at Goleta Beach Park • to life in this wondrous gathering of danc-
future, featuring both old hits and new songs
about climate change and population growth.
• Food and family-friendly activities • ers, musicians, artisans, theater artists, and
8pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St. $45-$75.
fantasy enthusiasts from all over California.
Call 963-4408. thearlingtontheatre.com
• SBAA Grand Prix event • 10am-7pm. Solvang Festival Theater, 420
2nd St., Solvang. $5-$10. Call 686-1789.
solvangfestival.com Joey Alexander Trio The Indonesian jazz pia-
Register to RUN or to VOLUNTEER at S.B. Harbor & Seafood Festival Fresh seafood,
nist and child prodigy is, at 12 years old, one
of the youngest and brightest stars in the
www.GoletaEducationFoundation.org dockside ship tours, fireboat demonstra-
tions, sea shanty sing-alongs, and more
jazz universe. 7pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB.
$10-$40. Call 893-3535.
will come ashore at this celebration of the
Race-day registration and packet pick-up at 7:00 am sea and the community who love it. 10am-
First race at 8:00 am 5pm. S.B. Harbor, Harbor Wy. Free.
Call 897-1962. harborfestival.org THURSDAY 10/20
(10/20-10/22) When the Lights Go Out The innova-
S.B. Beer Festival Support Elings Park and the tive and immersive theater experience is
S.B. Rugby Association with pints from the back with a dreamy and encompassing dis-
west’s best breweries, plus ciders and wines, play of cabaret, multimedia, and acrobatics.
food vendors, and live music at this hoppy, Thu.-Fri.: 8pm; Sat.: 5 and 9pm. Lobero The-
happy time. Noon-4pm. Elings Park, 1298 atre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $46-$106. Call
Las Positas Rd. $15-$60. Ages 21+. 963-0761. lobero.com
sbbeerfestival.com
Dug Uyesaka: Long Story Short The S.B. art
scene standout known for his prints, paint-
ings, and sculptures and his integral role
in the community displays this retrospec-
tive of his works. Westmont Ridley-Tree
Museum of Art, 955 La Paz Rd. Free.
Call 565-6051. westmontmuseum.org
FRIDAY 10/21
Marc Maron The hilarious and thought-
provoking comedian and podcaster has
become one of the mostly widely respected
Tickets in comedy for his raw and honest style.
8pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $15-$40. Call
$
125 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
in advance
(10/21-10/23) Boo at the Zoo Lions, tigers,
$
140 ghosts, mermaids, and dinosaurs, oh my!
day of the event They’re all here at this spooktacular cos-
if available
tume weekend with plenty of treats and
kids for visitors of all ages. Fri.: 5:30-8:30pm;
Sat.: 4:30-8:30pm; Sun.: 4:30-7:30pm.
Sunday, SepTember 11, 2016 $10-$17. S.B. Zoo, 500 Niños Dr.
Call 962-5339. sbzoo.org
Noon – 3pm • Riviera Park Garden TUeSDAY 10/18
Moving Wall Opening Ceremony See this (10/21-10/22) 80th Annual Junior League of S.B.
half-size replica
James Blake of the
James Vietnam
Blake first blewVeterans
minds Rummage Sale S.B.’s largest indoor garage
Over 70 Food, Wine & Beer Tastings | Silent Auction | Live Music Memorial in Washington, EPs
with his dubstep-influenced D.C. , and
and blewhonor sale will offer thousands of new, almost-
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has a new, and gently used items for everyone in
Live Painting by Artist Chris Potter | Jaqua Lounge through October
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collaborated . Beyoncé,
with the Junior League of S.B. Fri.: 6-9pm; Sat.:
Montecito Bank & Trust | HUB International | Terry Ryken COMPASS | Caliber Premier Lending Call 259-4394.
Frank pcvf.org
Ocean, and Bon Iver. 8pm. Arlington 8am-2pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400
Amye Leong & Bob Price | Jeff Baldwin & Michal W. Wiesbrock | The Santa Barbara Independent Theatre, 1317 State St. $45. Call 963-4408. Calle Real. Fri.: $15; Sat.: free.
KEYT | First Click | The Berry Man, Inc. | BMW Santa Barbara | You’re the Star Digital Films
Archstone Foundation | BlueStar Parking
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SATURDAY 10/22 THURSDAY 10/27
An American Tango This ballet brings to life
the true rags-to-riches story of Frank and
Yolanda Veloz, deemed by many the great-
Norah Jones Norah Jones will come to town
just after the release of her newest album,
with brand-new tunes that bring her back
— ONE —
est ballroom dance couple who ever lived.
7:30pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $24-
to her soulful and plaintive piano roots.
7pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $53-$73. YEAR ANNIVERSARY
3 days of
$104. Call 899-2222. granadasb.org Call 962-7411. sbbowl.com
Don Felder The former lead guitarist of
PhiliP DucaP
the Eagles, one of the most popular and
influential rock groups of our time, and a
member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
since 1998, Don Felder will perform a show
to raise funds to support building a new
Community Memorial Hospital in Ventura
and a new Continuing Care Center in Ojai.
CELEBRATION
SEPTEMBER
6:45-9pm. Libbey Bowl, 210 S. Signal St.,
Ojai. $65. Call 272-3881.
libbeybowl.org/event/don-felder
DAY 10/23
SUnDAY
9 • 10 • 11
LIVE MUSIC
FOOD TRUCKS
GAMES CONTESTS
Maceo Parker with The Jones Family Sing-
ers The legendary funk saxophonist Maceo
Parker gets extra oomph with help from The
Jones Family Singers, a Texas-based gospel tour
de force made of seven siblings and their father.
8pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $15-$40.
bottle releases
SUnDAY 10/23
Ensemble Basiani of Georgia The State
Ensemble of the country of Georgia has become FRIDAY 10/28
an international favorite for their interpreta- The Los Angeles Guitar Quartet Known to
tions of Georgian folk songs and traditional dabble in styles from across the globe, from
hymns. 4 and 7pm. Old Mission Santa Barbara,
2201 Laguna St. $10-$38. Call 893-3535.
traditional African melodies to klezmer
folk tunes to Spanish flamenco guitar, the
friday Saturday Sunday
artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu Grammy Award–winning quartet will take
you on a musical journey with their impres-
The New Vibe Karlin Ladera One two tree
sive guitar skills. 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E.
6pm 12pm 12pm
Día de los Muertos Festival Honor the sacred Canon Perdido St. $39-$105. Call 963-0761. Adam Topol & The The Branbles king zero
Mexican tradition of remembering the lobero.com Belefontes 3pm 3pm
dead with an afternoon full of family festiv- 8pm
ities, with art, dance, storytelling, and a spe- SUnDAY 10/30 (Drummer from Jack Johnson) Bear Redell Eric and Wes
cial display of altars from regional schools Halloween Silent Film with Organ Concert Scott 5pm from rebelution
and community groups. 1-4pm. Foppiano plays the Arlington’s Morton 7pm
S.B. Museum of Art, 1130 State St. Free. Wonder Organ to soundtrack two classic O.n.E. & Friends
Call 963-4364. sbma.net silent horror films, Habeas Corpus and The
7pm
Hunchback of Notre Dame. 2pm. Arlington dj dance party
SDAY 10/25
TUeSDAY Theatre, 1317 State St. $2-$9. Call 963-4408. 9pm
Lil Buck: A Jookin’ Jam Session Lil Buck’s entranc- thearlingtontheatre.com
ing and elegant jookin’ dances have amazed
Open 11:30-close
(10/30-10/31) 23rd Annual Haunted House and
everyone from Super Bowl halftime audi-
Street Fair Enter this abandoned fishing vil-
ences to classic music fans at Lincoln Hall.
lage, and step into the dark mystery of “The
8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $20-
Fog,” where you must find your way out of
$49. Call 893-3535.
the haunted haze. 6-10pm. Solvang Festival
Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang. $9-$11. Call
WeDneSDAY 10/26 688-7529. solvangusa.com/events M.SPECIAL
(10/26-11/13) Return to the Forbidden Planet This

fabulously campy musical is based on the
DAY 10/31
MonDAY Cortona Dr
Music Is Love Presents: NGHTMRE The L.A.-
Storke Dr
classic sci-fi film Forbidden Planet

Planet, featuring
based dance producer will make your
Cortona Dr
a galactically groovy playlist of ’50s and ’60s

dance dreams come true with this Hallow-
rock classics. 7pm. Please visit the website
een night party. 7pm. Earl Warren Show- Hollister Ave
for more showtimes. Rubicon Theatre
grounds, 3400 Calle Real. $25-$40. Call
Company, 1006 E. Main St., Ventura. $30-
252-7650. musicislove.org
$64. Call 667-2900. rubicontheatre.org
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trips ed • Qualified naturalists on board Ben Bliss The unanimously acclaimed tenor will sing Britten, Mozart,
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• Voted Best in Santa Barbara, year after year ducting a master class on singing. 3pm. Hahn Hall, Music Academy of
the West, 1070 Fairway Rd. $10-$32. Call 893-3535.
8th Annual Buellton Holiday Bazaar Get a kick start on holiday shopping
with special handmade creations from Santa Ynez Valley artisans and
gift makers. 10am-3pm. Buellton Recreation Ctr., 301 2nd St., Buellton.
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DAY 11/13
SUnDAY
Fall 2016
DAY 11/6
SUnDAY Macario Part of the Cine en Domingo Film Series,
the first Mexican film to ever be nominated for an
irving J. Gill:
simplicity and reform
liFeForms:
The makeup art of stephen westmore
w
Academy Award tells the story of a poor man named
Macario who encounters La Muerte, who changes
his fate forever. 3pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St.
$7.50-$20. Call 899-2222. granadasb.org
GeorGe Simian
MonDAY 11/14
Captain Scott Kelly The NASA astronaut will speak on
his year in space and his 143-million-mile journey
around the globe that taught him one-of-a-kind les-
Versa-Style Dance Company L.A.’s ultra-fresh dance sons on Earth, leadership, teamwork, and persever-
troupe uses hip-hop and timeless Motown tunes to ance. 7:30pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $16-$89.
address issues of social struggle and to inspire hope. Call 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
3pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $12-$16. Call 893-3535.
artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu SDAY 11/15
TUeSDAY image: irving J. Gill, architect, The Bishop’s School
School, image: michael westmore
w , 2016. Photography by Blake Bronstad.
Dayton Duncan: Lands for the Public: The Evolution of the La Jolla, built 1910-1917. Photography by Marvin Rand,
© Marvin Rand Estate. Used with permission.
National Park Idea The writer and producer of Ken
SDAY 11/9
WeDneSDAY Burns’s documentary and former director of the
september 10 - december 4
Whose Live Anyway? The incomparable improvisation National Park Foundation will speak on the ever-
of Whose Line comes to town with favorites Ryan evolving park system and its role in our country. Opening Reception | September 23, 5:30 - 7:30pm
Stiles and Greg Proops, recurring player Jeff B. Davis, 7:30pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $10-$20.
and actor and comedian Joel Murray, who will dazzle Call 893-3535.artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu OTHER EXHIBITIONS:
you with their dizzying comedic dexterity and spur- Done. Undone. Redone: The Chair
of-the-moment hilarity. 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 WeDneSDAY 11/16
State St. $16-$69. Call 893-3535. Kris Kristofferson He may be 80, but age hasn’t stopped
artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu the hit-writing chart-topper, who will come to town
in an intimate acoustic set with selections from his
FRIDAY 11/11 27-album repertoire. 7:30pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E.
A Benefit Concert for Creativity and Awakening Featuring Canon Perdido St. $75.57. Call 963-0761. lobero.com
Hauschka and The Kin Germany’s experimental pianist Sol Gabetta, Alessio Bax The charismatic cellist has been
Hauschka and creative pop auteurs The Kin will join one of the world’s most sought-after soloists ever Near the UCEN • Hours: Wed – Sun, 12 pm - 5 pm
Bodhi Path S.B.’s Dawa Tarchin Phillips in a night since the age of 10. Here she will pair with pianist Now opeN Thursdays uNTil 8pm
centered on creativity and its role in spiritual awaken- Alessio Bax for an up-close and intensely felt classi- 805.893.2951 • museum.ucsb.edu • Always Free
ing. 7:30pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. cal performance. 7pm. Hahn Hall, Music Academy
$25-$125. Call 963-0761. lobero.com of the West, 1070 Fairway Rd. $10-$32. Call 893-3535.
Vocalosity This 12-piece a capella group composed artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
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of Broadway performers and competitors from
The Sing-Off and The Voice will have you singing THURSDAY 11/17 i
along with joy to their impressive vocal talents. 8pm.
Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $24-$73. Call 899-2222.
Pop-up Shakespeare Experience Shakespeare’s plays
and sonnets in an entirely new way in this non- en e
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Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue The beautiful unexpected spaces across the museum. 5-7:45pm.
Spanish-style interiors of the Arlington will feel like S.B. Museum of Art, 1130 State St. Free. Call 963-4364.
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the bustling streets of New Orleans for a night when sbma.net
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buoyant Big Easy sound to town with one of the most to 1981’s “Physical” to the songs from Grease, this
exciting jazz acts of our time. 8pm. Arlington Theatre, English-Australian singer has been one of America’s
1317 State St. $38-$58. Call 963-4408. sweethearts with her irresistible pop hits and health est. 1968
thearlingtontheatre.com and environmental advocacy. 8pm. Chumash Casino The nation’s longest running artisan holiday cooperative
Veterans Day Ceremony Honor those who gave the Resort, 3400 E. Hwy. 246, Santa Ynez. $55-$95. Ages
greatest sacrifice at this hour-long ceremony with the 21+. Call 686-0855. chumashcasino.com PaSeo nuevo Mall #101
S.B. Choral Society, who will grace this moving trib- In the Heart of Downtown Santa Barbara
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ute to all veterans. 10-11am. S.B. Cemetery, 901 Chan-

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aircraft flyovers will commemorate decades of dedi- Neko Case With her incredible voice and darkly surreal
cated countrymen and women who have served our lyrics, Neko Case has proved to be one of the most vital DiScounTeD regiSTraTion For early accePTeD arTiSanS
country. Parade: noon, begins on Sola St., goes down contemporary singers/songwriters in any genre, reaching Early Deadline:
State St., and ends at the Veterans Memorial Building; beyond the genre confines of country to create a sound all September 23, 2016
concert: 1:30pm; Veterans Memorial Building, 112 W. her own. 8pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $15-$40. Final Deadline:
Cabrillo Blvd. Free. Call 259-4394. pcvf.org Call 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu October 17, 2016
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SATURDAY 11/19
Bill Carter A renowned songwriter who manages to stand out among
others from his town of Austin, Bill Carter has quietly impressed
critics and fans of bluegrass and Americana music with his under-
the-radar excellence. 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St.
september 24 $39. Call 963-0761. lobero.com
10 – 6 Ping Chong + Company: Beyond Sacred: Voices of Muslim Identity This inter-
view-based theater production will be narrated by five young Mus-
lim New Yorkers, who will describe their experiences coming of age
in post-9/11 N.Y.C. 8pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $15-$38.
SUnDAY 11/20
Brian Skerry
Brian Skerry: Ocean Wild: The Light Beneath the Seas Go beneath the surface
and get an in-depth look at the lives of dolphins and other undersea denizens
with this talk from National Geographic underwater photojournalist Brian Skerry.
3pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $15-$25. Call 893-3535. artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu
DAY 11/21
MonDAY
The Letters Part of the Movies That Matter series with Hal Conklin and
in collaboration with Old Mission S.B., this story follows the strengths,
struggles, and spirituality of Mother Teresa of Calcutta. 7pm. Granada
Theatre, 1214 State St. $10-$20. Call 893-3535. granadasb.org
THURSDAY 11/24
Thanksgiving Day Pumpkin Smash Get off your couch, head on down to
the zoo for a smashingly fun time, and watch in delight as elephants,
gorillas, and other zoo animals play with pumpkins. 10am-3:30pm.
S.B. Zoo, 500 Niños Dr. Free with admission. Call 962-5339. sbzoo.org
SATURDAY 11/26
Peter and the Wolf Join storyteller Michael Katz and the S.B. Symphony
for this classic tale of young Peter and the wolf he hunts. 3pm.
Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $10-$50. Call 899-2222.
granadasb.org
MonDAY 11/28
Charles Lloyd & The Marvels The iconic saxophonist and recent NEA
Jazz Master returns to town with his always welcome and always
marvelous jazz renditions. 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Per-
dido St. $39-$105. Call 963-0761. lobero.com
TUeSDAY 11/29
(11/29-11/30) Broadway Christmas Wonderland Deck the halls with Broad-
way cheer with this spectacular holiday show, where old favorites like
“Jingle Bells” and “Winter Wonderland” come to life with theatrical
pizzazz and charm. 7:30pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $44-$69.
Call 899-2222. granadasb.org
WeDneSDAY 11/30
Cup of Culture: El Canto del Colibrí This intimate documentary shows
immigrant Latino fathers across the U.S. recounting the impact
of their LGBTQ children’s coming out. Stay for the live Q&A with
director Marco Castro-Bojorquez following the film. 6-7pm. Multi-
Cultural Ctr. Theater, UCSB. Free. Not rated. Call 893-2064.
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Saturday 9/10
9/10: Chris Botti Trumpeter, composer,
and top-selling instrumental artist Chris
Botti has broken barriers with his pop jazz,
winning fans of all musical genres with his
melodic pizzazz. 8pm. Granada Theatre, 1214
State St. $29-$84. Call 899-2222.
granadasb.org
9/10: Candlelight Vigil In recognition

of World Suicide Prevention Day, HopeNet
of Carpinteria will be holding a Candlelight
Vigil at Linden Field to remember those who
have committed suicide and to promote
healing for survivors, with speakers, candles,
refreshments, and information on preven- 9/10: Workshops with
the Wildling
Explore your own creativity, and
tion and grief resources. Bring a poem or
memory in remembrance of your loved one. dedicate an entire day to imagi-
7pm. Linden Field (at the foot of Linden native artistic fun, as artist Chris
Ave. near the beach), Carpinteria. Free. Call Chapman helps you create beauti-
689-9640. ful miniature abstract landscapes
tinyurl.com/HopeNetCandlelightVigil with collage and found objects
from nature. 10am-2:30pm. Wild-
“La Boca Tango” by Felice Willat 9/10-9/11: S.B. Sea Glass & Ocean ling Museum, 1511 Mission Dr.,
Arts Festival Celebrate the magic of the Solvang. $50-$55. Call 688-1082.
thurSday 9/8
Garden St., Ste. 101. Free. Call 729-7009.
tinyurl.com/Frackopoly 9/9: Reception and
Awards: Captured
4 Annual Photography Contest
sea at this festival that will feature ocean-
themed art and authentic sea glass jewelry
wildlingmuseum.org
created by talented artists from across the show will go toward helping SBTIYA
9/8-9/10: Nell Campbell: Images 2016 See the result of photographers
of Cuba S.B. photographer Nell Campbell 9/8: S.B. Rose Society Monthly country. There will be live music, contests, further its goal of bringing youth
Meeting Anita Clevenger’s talk, titled being asked to submit their best lectures, and raffles. “Sea” you there! 10am-
takes a revealing look at life on the island theater to the S.B. Community. 7pm.
Roses in Japan: Beautiful Roses, Grown Beau- shot. Juror Henry Rasmussen, past 5pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle
of Cuba, opening our eyes to a world Center Stage Theater, 751 Paseo Nuevo.
tifully, will recount her trip to Japan in 2012, publisher, editor, and art director of Real. Free-$15. Read more on p. 37.
seldom seen by American travelers. Thu. $20-$35. Call 963-0408.
when she attended the 12th International B&W magazine, will decide the best santabarbaraseaglassandoceanarts
and Sat.: noon-5pm; Fri: 3-8pm. Jared centerstagetheater.org
Heritage Rose Conference in Sakura and in three categories: Best of Show, festival.com
Dawson Gallery, 4646 Carpinteria Ave., Best Black & White, and Best Color.
visited five world-class rose gardens. Please 9/10: The Caverns Hear one of
Carpinteria. Free. Call 318-1066. The exhibit shows through October
bring your cut roses to show off! Refresh- 9/10: S.B. Theatre Initiative for S.B.’s favorite cover bands switch from
jareddawsongallery.com 7. 5:30-7:30pm. S.B. Tennis Club, 2375
ments and socializing: 7pm; program: Young Adults Presents Swapped decade to decade to inventive jams all
7:30pm. Trinity Lutheran Church Fellowship Foothill Rd. Free. Call 862-4722.
Taking a page from Miscast on Broadway, their own as you enjoy a nice glass of
Hall, 909 N. La Cumbre Rd. Free. Call santabarbaratennisclub.com
where Jonathan Groff has performed Sutton beer or wine. 9pm. Mercury Lounge,
565-7090. sbrose.org Foster’s “Anything Goes” and Jane Krakowski 5871 Hollister Ave., Goleta. $6. Ages
9/9: Cambridge Drive Concert has rapped Lin-Manuel Miranda’s opening 21+. Call 967-0907.
9/8: SBMM Lecture: Managing the Series: Dana Cooper with Bruce number from In the Heights, Swapped will
Channel Islands National Park Russell Goldish Traveling troubadour and fre- no doubt bring gender-swapping fun to 9/10: Evening in the Garden
E. Galipeau Jr., Channel Islands National Park quent Cambridge Drive player Dana Cooper S.B. as talented students perform Broadway Dinner Fundraiser Chefs Alejandro
superintendent of 35 years, will discuss what will arrive with material for his upcoming show tunes in a cabaret atmosphere with Martinez and Linda Vogel will cook up a
goes into the management and oversight album, Building a Human Being. Opening drinks and appetizers. VIP seats will include sumptuous farm-to-table dinner in the
of our channel’s treasured island park. for Dana will be downtown S.B. musical a front-row table and have other perks. green and beautiful garden grounds,
Members-only reception: 6:15pm; lecture: hero Bruce Goldish of Parking Lot #9 fame. Proceeds from the silent auction before the with live music, wine, and beer all part
7pm. S.B. Maritime Museum, 113 Harbor Wy. 7:30pm. Cambridge Drive Community of this fundraiser for the community
Brian Stowell
Free-$10. Call 456-8747. sbmm.org Church, 550 Cambridge Dr., Goleta. $12-$15. garden. 5-7:30pm. Trinity Gardens, 909
Call 964-0436. N. La Cumbre Rd. $50. Ages 21+. Call
cambridgedrivechurch.org 450-3258. trinitygardenssb.org
Friday 9/9 9/9: Standing Sun Live Presents:
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9/9-9/11: M.Special One-Year
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K Phillips Hailing from deep in Texas, K
Phillips has been spinning moving yarns of 9/10: Ray LaMontagne
On his newest album,
Ray LaMontagne delves into psy-
Hauter will sign copies of her new book, region’s favorite breweries with a weekend Western music ever since he lost his close
jam-packed with celebratory goings-on, friend and his girlfriend in separate drown- chedelic, Pink Floyd–esque terri-
Frackopoly: The Battle for the Future
like food trucks and live music, including a ing incidents. Hear his songs of loss and tory with collaborators My Morning
of Energy and the Environment, which
special set from Eric and Wes from Rebelu- endurance with a fine glass of Standing Sun Jacket, so expect to enjoy a soulful
describes the controversial practice of
tion on Sunday. Noon-midnight. M.Special wine. 7:30pm. Standing Sun Winery, 92 2nd night of music at one of S.B.’s most
fracking, its effect on our environment,
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and the growing movement to disallow
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Treatments for
a Sexier Neck! 9/11: The Phil Norman Tentet The
S.B. Jazz Society will present this 10-piece
Tighten your neck today. jazz ensemble, who will perform selections
from its newest album, Then & Now, a musi-
Call for your free consultation cal reprise of classic sounds and variations
and special offers of jazz legends. Oh, and by the way, a tentet
805-687-6408 is a composition of 10 musicians (11 here,
since Norman doesn’t include himself in the
The Natural Lift Actual patient of Dr. Keller number count) who create the sound and
essence of the best big-band jazz but with a
lot less volume. 1-4pm. SOhO Restaurant &
Music Club, 1221 State St. $5-$25. Call
687-7123. sbjazz.org
9/11: Bridal Expo One of the most

9/11: 6th Annual S.B. Fermentation Festival Kombucha, kefir,
krauts, oh my! Celebrate everything fermented at this fun fest
featuring a feast of delicious and adventurous culinary offerings from S.B.
exciting and well-attended bridal shows
in S.B. will feature more than 60 wedding
purveyors of tasty products vinegary and invigorating. 11am-5pm. Rancho La exhibitors, all eager to help you plan your
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722-5324. Read more on p. 43. sbfermentationfestival.com will receive a gift. There will be contests,
raffles, prizes, sample tastings, and a special
break room just for grooms. Noon-4pm.
9/10: Movie Night Under the 9/11: Y La Bamba, The Blues and Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real.
Stars: Out of Africa The Community Greys Mexifolk group Y La Bamba brings $3-$10.
Action Fund for Women in Africa (CAFWA) tradition into the new millennium with a tinyurl.com/CentralCoastBridalFair
will host this event featuring the epic hip and inventive twist on acoustics with
movie romance starring Meryl Streep as beautiful three-part harmonies. S.B.’s 9/11: Cine en Domingo Presents El
an aristocrat who falls for a big-game similarly inventive The Blues and Greys will Rey del Barrio (King of the Neighbor-
ThermiTight RF Real Results in One Treatment hunter, played by Robert Redford. Wear
your best safari duds, and sit by the
open the show, with highly anticipated new
sounds sure to be on the set list. 8pm. SOhO
hood) This 1950 Mexican comedy directed
by Gilberto Martínez Solares features the
campfire, sip on cocktails, and eat. There Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State St. Ages young ferrocarrilero (railroad man) Tin Tan,
will be popcorn, a photo booth, and 21+. $10. Call 962-7776. sohosb.com who strives to protect his young, humble
a silent auction with proceeds going but pretty neighbor Carmelita, although she
toward CAFWA. Camp is pitched: 5:30pm; rejects his help. Prior to the screening, there
movie screening: 7:15pm. 801 Cold will be a captivating dialogue in Spanish
Springs Rd., Montecito. Parking: Monte- between civic leader Monique Limón and
cito Covenant Church, 671 Cold Springs area media personality Andy Valdez about
Rd., Montecito. Free-$250. the film’s themes. The film will be presented
Courtesy of Thermi tinyurl.com/CAFWAMovieNight in Spanish with English subtitles. 3pm.
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9/10: 2016 Fall Exhibition Open- rated. Call 899-2222. granadasb.org
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exhibitions opening on the same day at 9/11: 9/11 Remembrance Ceremo-
™ the Art, Design & Architecture (AD&A) nies The public is invited to attend a
Museum at UCSB. Irving J. Gill: Simplicity brief ceremony at any of the 16 S.B. County
The most advanced technique. Minimal discomfort, no and Reform, Lifeforms: The Makeup Art fire stations at 9:00 a.m., at which time
scarring, guaranteed results! of Michael Westmore, and Done. Undone. a moment of silence will be observed,
Redone. The Chair all show through followed by the lowering of the flag to
December 4 with an opening reception half-staff. The S.B. County Fire Department
on September 23. Wed.-Sun: noon- Headquarters will also have a short cer-
5pm; Thu.: noon-8pm. AD&A Museum, emony followed by the lowering of the flag
UCSB. Free. Call 893-2951. to half-staff, and Fire Chief Eric Peterson and
www.museum.ucsb.edu S.B. County Undersheriff Bernard Melekian
will speak briefly after the ceremony. 9am.
S.B. County Fire Department Headquarters,
Sunday 9/11 4410 Cathedral Oaks Rd. Free.
tinyurl.com/Sept-22SBCeremony
9/11: Go to Hale Film Series: The
Concert for New York City KTYD
deejay Hale Milgrim has carefully edited
9/11: Studio Sunday on
the Front Steps:
Plastalina Sculpt an abstract Monday 9/12
Come in for your a screening of The Concert for New York
figure in plastalina (a pigmented,
complimentary City, with powerful excerpts featuring
oil-based modeling compound)
9/12: Movies that Matter with Hal
David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Conklin: In Plain Sight This powerful
surgical consultation and more, in a loving tribute to honor the
inspired by Peter Voulkos’s “Sitting
and moving 2014 documentary reveals
with Dr. Keller 15th anniversary of 9/11. Get there early
Bull” (1959), currently on view
stories of hope and courage in the fight to
in Highlights of the Permanent
to enjoy preshow refreshments on the end sex trafficking. There will be a Q&A with
rejuvalase medi spa Esplanade along with a silent auction
and other fun activities. 6:28pm. Lobero
Collection. After your hands-on
workshop with an SBMA teaching
artist, receive free entrance into the
series curator Hal Conklin following the
screening. 7pm. The Granada Theatre, 1214
Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $15. Call
Gregory s. Keller, md., F.a.C.s. 963-0761. Read more on p. 57.
museum. 1:30-4:30pm. S.B. Museum
of Art, 1130 State St. Free. Call
State St. $10-$20. Not rated. Call 899-2222.
granadasb.org
221 W. Pueblo St., Suite A, Santa Barbara lobero.com
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9/9: Free Legal Clinic for Veterans If you are a veteran seeking to clear a
criminal record, or know someone who is, Pepperdine School of Law and the Public
Defender’s office are partnering with OneJustice’s Justice Bus Project to provide a free
legal clinic for veterans who need assistance with criminal-record clearance, in order to
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serve those who have served us. 1-5pm. Veterans Memorial Bldg., 112 W. Cabrillo Blvd.
Free. Call (213) 261-8931. onejustice.org THURSDAY
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preneurial seller of wartime wares will speak on morality-based business practices and
on “using what you have to get what you want.” 6pm. Antioch University, 602 Anacapa
St. Free. Call 962-8179. antiochsb.edu & THE TIME
9/9: Environmental Defense Center TGIF Series Known as one of the
best happy hours in S.B., this one will feature live music, delicious beverages, and hors
d’oeuvres, plus the engaging company of people from regional nonprofit and envi-
ronmental organizations from throughout the south Central Coast, as well as elected
THURSDAY
officials. Cheers to Friday! 5:30-7:30pm. Environmental Defense Ctr., 906 Garden St. $15.
Call 963-1622. environmentaldefensecenter.org
SCOTTY OCT
9/9: Conscious Networking Event The S.B. Consciousness Network’s events
have become one of our city’s most popular and spiritual meet and greets. Author and
life coach Rikka Zimmerman will discuss how to achieve your highest destiny, and S.B.’s
Bent and Magi Myggen will provide original music. 6:30-10pm. Unity of S.B., 227 E.
MCCREERY
20
Arrellaga St. $20. Email info@sbconsciousnessnetwork.com. cnesb.eventbrite.com
THURSDAY
9/10 Science and Engineering Council of S.B. Meeting: “IR and
Visible Camera Testing” with Electro Optical Industries’ Stephen
Scopatz Stephen Scopatz, general manager of Electro Optical Industries (EOI), will NOV SÉRGIO MENDES
3 & BRASIL 2016
discuss infrared and visible camera testing, as part of Still Developing New Optics After
50 Years. Following a brief explanation of blackbody theory, the talk will shed light on
EOI’s successes in night-vision goggles, multi-camera mapping systems, and more.
Register, and choose your meal option prior to the talk. Noon-1:30pm. High Sierra Grill,
521 Firestone Rd., Goleta. $10-$30. Call 698-1121. tinyurl.com/SECSBNewOptics
9/12: Antioch in Conversation: Steven Sharpe of Opera S.B. Find out THURSDAY
what it takes to produce an opera from Opera S.B.’s general director, Steven Sharpe,
who will give a multimedia presentation on the step-by-step process of creating
an opera performance. 4-5:30pm. Antioch University, 602 Anacapa St. Free. Call OLIVIA NOV
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962-8179. antiochsb.edu/opera
9/13: Lemon B2B Breakfast Don’t miss the opportunity to introduce yourself
and your business in a 20-second elevator pitch to the crowd while enjoying a hot
breakfast and coffee. This time we will also be celebrating the 25th anniversary of the
Lemon Festival, so please wear your past Lemon Fest T-shirts! 7:30-9:30am. Earl’s Place,
Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real. $20-$30. Call 967-2500 x4.
goletavalley.com/goleta-events
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S.B. Women Lawyers will present this panel discussion featuring U.S. magistrate judge
Louise A. LaMothe, Empowered Women coach Kate McGuinness, and lawyer Naomi
Dewey to discuss how to improve your legal practice and overcome bias in your profes-
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9/13: Deb Norton The author of
Part Wild: A Writer’s Guide to Unleashing
Your Creative Genius will sign copies
of her book about how to turn inner
resistance into a useful tool for your
own creativity. 7pm. Chaucer’s Books,
3321 State St. Free. Call 682-6787.
chaucersbooks.com
WedneSday 9/14
9/14: Book Club Meet with other
BECOME A
bibliophiles, and discuss this month’s
book, The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry by
Gabrielle Zevin, about a lonely book-
store owner whose life changes when
9/14:
MUSEUM DOCENT
he receives a mysterious package. 1pm. An Evening with
Montecito Public Library, 1469 E. Valley Pat Metheny
Rd., Montecito. Free. Call 969-5063. The world-renowned, 20-time
sbplibrary.org Grammy-winning guitarist will
play entrancing downbeat music
9/14: Laurel Ann Bogen Sign-
ing This celebrated poet will sign
with longtime drummer Antonio
Sanchez, bassist Linda Oh, and
British pianist Gwilym Simcock.
DOCENT OPEN HOUSE
copies of Psychosis in the Produce
Department: New and Selected Poems, 8pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Monday, September 12
Perdido St. $59-$105. Call 963-
1975-2015, an anthology of work from
0761. lobero.com 9:30 AM
her previous 10 books as well as new
and unpublished poetry ranging Farrand Hall
in themes such as horrific beauty,
FarMers
exquisite madness, dysfunctional
families, and love and anti-love in a sly,
Information: Call Kristen Carte-Smith at
humorous, and accessible style. 7pm.
Chaucer’s Books, 3321 State St. Free. MarkeT 805-682-4711 ext. 168 or Kcarte-smith@sbnature2.org.
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Erisy Watt The
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Downtown S.B.: Corner of Santa
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Barbara and Cota sts., 8:30am-1pm Y

and Laurie Shook (pictured) from
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with percussive and ambient Marketplace, 10am-2pm CY
vocal loops. S.B.’s sweetheart, TUESDAY CMY
sweetly voiced singer/songwriter

Erisy Watt, will open the show.
Old Town S.B.: 500-600 blocks K September 17-18 • 10AM-5PM
of State St., 4-7:30pm Earl Warren ShowgroundS, Santa Barbara
8pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music
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WALK AGAIN: Above, Bertrand de Gabriac (center) tries on the Ekso
Bye-Bye,
B Butterflies
Bye,
exoskeleton with the help of physical therapists Noah Gaines and Amber
Gonzalez at Cottage Rehabilitation Hospital. Below, he gives it a walk.
roBot
For the last several months, thousands of
beautiful winged creatures have been fly-
ing through the Santa Barbara Museum of
Natural History’s Butterflies Alive! exhibit.
The greenhouse-like structure featured
more than 1,000 butterflies at a time,
Helps Patients Walk Again
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which required 7,000 native and non-
native chrysalises to be shipped from Flor-
ida. On Labor Day, the exhibit’s last day,
(from left) Jayden and Jordan Mitchum ottage Rehabilitation Hospital is now the home of a fasci-
and their cousin Lylee Harris said good- nating piece of technology, the Ekso GT wearable robotic
bye to the butterflies before the remain- exoskeleton. This FDA-approved device helps patients
ing bugs live out the next couple of weeks recovering from strokes or spinal cord injuries regain their
of their lives in the greenhouse. ability to walk.
“It really is quite unique because you can help people that
Ocean Arts have the potential to walk but really aren’t walking very well
or not walking at all,”
said Dr. Noah Gaines,
who works in physical
therapy and neurology
at the hospital, which is
the only facility between
Los Angeles and the Bay
Area with the Ekso.
It works by strap-
ping a patient into the
suit, which uses battery-
seA GlAss festivAl returns

powered motors to
drive the hip and knee
joints. The key is that the
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patient drives the device,
so the robot adapts to
or many coastal families, the innocent The festival debuted last year in Carpinteria, draw- the patient’s progress,
discoveries of small, polished shards of ing big crowds to a sweltering warehouse space on adjusting the amount
glass washed up along the seashore have Linden Avenue. This year, more than 40 vendors, of power to either side of the body. “The patient is really controlling
likely morphed into full-blown exploratory plus bands and food booths, will gather at Earl War- the robot,” said Gaines. “The patient is telling it when to step, and the
missions. Hunting for sea glass is fun, a step up from ren Showgrounds. Contests, giveaways, and raffles robot is sensing how much help the patient needs and is providing
a typical beach stroll, with the treasures — from com- will share the weekend with special guest Mary just enough assistance.”
mon clear glass to various shades of green and brown McCarthy, who will talk about sea marbles from Originally designed for use in the military, the Ekso does not come
and even an occasional blue — displayed on fireplace seashores around the world. Raffle proceeds will cheap — just one costs around $150,000. But with 17 of Cottage’s
mantels in one-quart mason jars. benefit Explore Ecology, an environmental education patients already being helped by the device, and more coming very
Like any collector pursuit, the bigger world of sea program affiliated with Santa Barbara’s seminal Art soon, the Ekso is already a sound investment. Said Gaines, “We have
glass has deep and very interesting histories — that From Scrap. big plans to use it more and more.”
triangle of polished red might be from the taillight of “The whole weekend is such a blast,” said Tabitha One of the first patients is 72-year-old Bertrand de Gabriac, who
a 1939 Plymouth — with a dedicated fan base to boot. Bergerson, who will be selling her ocean-inspired is struggling with muscle weakness, numbness, and loss of reflexes
Now in its second year, the Santa Barbara Sea Glass jewelry at the festival, “everybody coming together caused by Guillain-Barré syndrome. “It was a great sensation to be
& Ocean Arts Festival is one of the best West Coast for the love of sea glass.” —Keith Hamm able to stand up again,” recalled de Gabriac of his first time using the
events for up-close viewing of world-class sea glass device. “I started by making 50 steps; then I ended up making 300
collections and the various forms of arts and crafts Saturday-Sunday, September 10-11, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Earl Warren steps.” After about a dozen sessions, de Gabriac ditched the robot. “I
that rely on materials sourced by scanning wet sand Showgrounds (3400 Calle Real); $5/day, $9/both days, $15/ walked 250 steps with a walker,” he said.“I can’t walk yet by myself, but
during low tide for hours on end. early-bird access; santabarbaraseaglassandoceanartsfestival it’s a matter of time.” Most importantly, the Ekso allowed de Gabriac
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AN AMERICAN
TANGO
“a heartfelt and visually appealing
production for the stage”
– SeeDance.com
“a must-see production for anyone
who loves dance”
– Examiner.com
SAT OCT 22 7:30 PM
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An American Tango performance photos
State Street Ballet dancers Leila Drake and Thomas Fant photographed by Rose Eichenbaum by David Bazemore
2016–2017
SEASON
“bright, virtuosic, people-
pleasing ballets”
– Los Angeles Times
September 2016
25 Soirée
Join us for a Gala Evening benefiting
State Street Ballet and honoring long-
time supporter Chris Lancashire. It
promises to be a stellar event, with
cocktails, dinner, ballet vignettes by the
company dancers, music, and a live
auction. Plus a Visionary Award pre- Nutcracker performance photos
sentation to Teri Jory and Seth Geiger. by David Bazemore
Don’t miss it!

Sun Sept 25 6:00-9:00 PM
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An American
Tango at the theatre is all about”
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“an entertaining, Choreographers: Rodney Gustafson,
theatrical tour-de-force” Gary McKenzie, Marina Fliagina
– Montecito Journal Music: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
State Street Ballet’s professional
Choreographer: William Soleau
dancers come together with the
Music: Waller, Gershwin, Ellington,
students of Gustafson Dance, Opera
Piazzolla, and more
San Luis Obispo Orchestra, and
NUTCRACKER
The season opens with an homage to Enchanté – San Marcos High School
the Jazz Age and two of the ballroom Advanced Women choir to perform this
era’s most popular dancers, Frank holiday classic in Santa Barbara style.
and Yolanda Veloz, based on the book With sets, costumes, and staging that
“a rich, beautiful experience” by Guy Veloz. In this dance/theatre capture the Slavic history of the ballet,
production, William Soleau uses an
– Spokane Review on-stage narrator to tell the story
the company’s richly beautiful perfor-
mance captivates. Noozhawk.com
of Veloz and Yolanda and deliver describes this opulent production as “a
SAT DEC 17 2:00 AND 7:30 PM commentary, set against a backdrop of
multimedia designs and special effects
new voice in an age-old traditional while
keeping a modern theatrical approach.”
SUN DEC 18 2:00 PM that take you from the streets of New You’ll want to share the holiday magic
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9 Cinderella
“highly original
choreography”
– Los Angeles Times
Choreographer: Rodney Gustafson
Music: Sergei Prokofiev
State Street Ballet’s Cinderella, which
premiered in 2004 and has since gone
on to be a highly-successful touring
program across the country, returns to
its perfect setting—The Granada stage.
A light-hearted retelling of the classic
story, this entertaining production brings
together all your favorite characters: the
beautiful Cinderella, her evil stepsisters
(male dancers costumed in hoop skirts),
the handsome prince, and the guests at
his ball. Opulent sets and digital
animation augment the theatricality of
this beloved performance that warms
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18 Rite of Spring
world premiere May 2017
Choreographer: William Soleau
Music: Igor Stravinsky 13-14 Modern
Masters
Rite of Spring is the centerpiece of this
contemporary repertory program, and it “a bold new step for both CONTEMPORARY REPERTORY FEATURING
RITE OF SPRING
promises to be a stellar world premiere. the company and the
The ballet is set on the company by dance community”
resident choreographer William Soleau,
– Santa Barbara Independent
to the score by Igor Stravinsky, who de-
scribed it as “a musical-choreographic
work, representing pagan Russia...
Following the highly-praised 2016
production of Women’s Work, State
Don’t miss this stunning world premiere
unified by a single idea: the mystery Street Ballet once again presents a pro- by choreographer William Soleau.
and great surge of the creative power of gram of innovative repertory. Described
Spring.” The ritualistic and avant-garde by Artistic Director Rodney Gustafson Plus excerpts from Common Ground by
nature of this piece delivers much
to contemplate in its exploration of
as “not your grandmother’s ballet,”
Modern Masters is an eclectic mix of
Edgar Zendejas.
contemporary movement. contemporary movement and new
The evening will also feature work by ideas from talented choreographers SAT FEB 18 7:30 PM
other contemporary choreographers, who are redefining the language of
including Edgar Zendejas and the piece ballet. The New Vic provides the perfect AT THE GRANADA
he set on State Street Ballet for the col-
laborative Common Ground production
stage and intimate setting for this not-
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in the spring. Don’t miss this superb Sat May 13 7:30 PM
evening of remarkable works! Sun May 14 2:00 PM
Sat Feb 18 7:30 PM at The Granada At The New Vic
Tickets online at granadasb.org Tickets go on sale in March 2017
Box Office: 805 899 2222 at statestreetballet.com State Street Ballet dancer Lilit Hogtanian photographed by Rose Eichenbaum
We gratefully acknowledge
Sara Miller McCune
for her commitment to promoting
and endowing the arts
Tim Mikel
our Managing Director, former Board
President, and tireless patron
Anne and Michael Towbes
treasured benefactors who ensured that
we have a home and a center for dance
to benefit the community
Lillian Lovelace
whose generosity supports our operations
Margo Cohen-Feinberg
for her long-standing support of dance
and our company
Barbara Burger and Paul Munch
for their generosity and continued support
Irma and Morrie Jurkowitz
for their outstanding dedication
and support
The James Irvine Foundation
for their grants, education, and training
Teri Jory and Seth Geiger
for their visionary participation
and generous support
Godric Foundation
for supporting our programs
all our generous donors
and their contributions that sustain us
MODERN
MASTERS
“a powerful reminder that
dance can help access the
CINDERELLA emotional truths at the heart

of our most profound
“blending classical ballet with experiences”
contemporary themes” – Santa Barbara Independent
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living | Sports
Andre BArBieri Pushes for PArAlymPics

Triathlete Ranked 11th in World; Plus Remembering Larry Crandell and Toasting Phil Womble
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s he entered the physical prime of his Barbieri, who has been working as a nighttime
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life, Andre Barbieri had no intention cab driver so he can train during the day, said
ever to compete in a triathlon. He had he has “no regrets. It has been about the journey.
played soccer in his youth — naturally, I’ve had so much fun with it; I traveled to a lot of
he was a native of Brazil—and when he places. I’ve met a lot of good people. If I had to do
followed his brother Diego to Santa Barbara in it all over again even knowing I wouldn’t qualify,
2007, surfing was his favorite pastime. He was I would do it again. With all that said, I’m still
a strong swimmer, but he could not run.“I had shattered that I didn’t make the cut to be in my
a bad knee,” he said. own country.”
On March 11, 2011, a horrible snowboard- He’ll never forget the people who helped him
ing accident at Mammoth Mountain changed out after his injury. “The Boathouse did a fund-
Barbieri’s life in many ways. It made him aware raiser, my friends here did another, my friends in
of his mortality. It made him grateful for first Brazil,” he said.“It was insane, the amount of sup-
responders and doctors who saved his life. It port I had. I would cry every day. You know you
gave him a new faith in humanity when friends have good friends, but even people you’ve never
and strangers raised money to help him get met …. I feel like I’ll never repay that debt from
back on his feet. And it took care of that bad what everybody did for me.”
knee. His girlfriend, Karina Peil, stood by him, and
“Lucky me, I got rid of it,” Barbieri said. they are now approaching their first anniver-
After he crashed into a fence on the snow- sary of marriage. He has a big life ahead of him.
boarding slope, his left leg was mangled so TRAGEDY TO TRIUMPH: When Andre Barbieri lost his leg in a snowboarding accident, he sped up rather Beeson, for one, thinks he can continue in the
badly that it had to be amputated above the than slow down. Now he’s a triathlete and still engages in other active sports such as surfing. paratriathlon.
knee. That transformed Barbieri into a new “I tell him, ‘It’s less than five years into your
breed of athlete, one who is physically chal- “I never recovered from the points I journey,’” Beeson said.“‘This is not
lenged. It was not exactly a whoopee deal for him, but he lost,” he said. the end. It’s the beginning.’”
was encouraged to know that he could continue to pursue He tried. He competed in five
an active lifestyle. international triathlons this year: JOCULAR JOCK: Larry Cran-
Barbieri pursued it to the limit. He took advantage of the Pan-American in Florida, and dell’s self-deprecating humor
new prosthetic devices to practice cycling and running in events in South Africa, Australia, disguised the fact that he must
addition to surfing and swimming. He started to compete Japan, and the Netherlands. But he have been a pretty good athlete in
in triathlons after learning that, for the first time, the sport could climb no higher than No. 11 his day. Basketball was his sport
would be part of the Paralympics, a sports festival for athletes in the world. at Syracuse, and in his fifties, he
with disabilities that is an extension of the Olympic Games. Jon Beeson, a Santa Barbara res- played quarterback in touch foot-
The 2016 Paralympics began this week in Rio de Janeiro. ident who is the U.S. paratriathlon ball games with his kids and men
Barbieri traveled all over the world in the past year, representative to the International half his age. When he was emcee
attempting to qualify for the Paralympics. There was room Triathlon Union, estimates that of the weekly Santa Barbara Ath-
for 10 triathlon entries in his classification. But when the with the addition of his potential letic Round Table luncheons, they
final rankings were posted, he was in 11th place. points in Chicago last year, Barb- could have been billed as a stand-
“I had a goal that I’d never had ieri would be No. 5 or No. 6 in the up comedy show. Seemingly
by John before, something really worth fight- rankings. every charity function in town
Zant
ing for,” Barbieri said. “I saw I really “He is an unbelievable kid, a featured his grandiloquence,
had a chance at it. But as you know, great athlete,” said Beeson, whose and long before he died at 93 last
with the Olympics and Paralympics, advocacy helped put the triathlon week, Larry came to be known as
sometimes it’s one mistake that takes into the Paralympics. “We have Mr. Santa Barbara.
you out of the race.” only limited slots in Rio. We’ll have
His mistake occurred a year ago at the World Triathlon at least double in Tokyo [at the 2020 FOUR SCORE: UCSB’s Phil
Grand Final in Chicago. The transitions between events Paralympics].” Womble Hall of Champions was named in tribute to
—swimming to cycling and cycling to running—are tricky Barbieri is an inspirational figure both in Santa Barbara a man who inspired people to never give up by his own
for amputees such as Barbieri. He is allowed to have a sup- and his native land — he hails from the state of Rio Grande example of living with cerebral palsy. It was the site of a
porter provide crutches when he comes out of the water do Sul, homeland of Brazil’s gauchos — and he is there now joyous birthday party last Sunday for the man himself.
from the swim. He mounts his bicycle without a prosthetic, for two speaking engagements. “I’m going to tell my story, Against considerable odds,“Gaucho Phil” turned 80. n
putting the stump of his left leg into a special holster. It is how I bounced back from a near-
the transition to the run that is most challenging. Precious dying experience and what did
time ticks away while Barbieri attaches his prosthetic leg I learn from it,” he said. If there
before taking off. is a last-minute opening in the
John
In Chicago, he said, he took a shortcut at the finish of the Paralympics men’s triathlon on
cycling stage. Instead of securing his bike in a designated slot, Saturday, he is ready and willing. ZAnt’s GAme of the Week
he leaned it against the rack. What was worse, he failed to “He’s in good shape right
take the penalty that was imposed for his infraction.“You’re now,” said Jack Bianchi, who 9/8-9/10: High School Water Polo: Santa Barbara Boys Invitational Three
supposed to see your number on the penalty box when you has been training Barbieri for hometown teams (Santa Barbara, San Marcos, and Dos Pueblos) will find out how they stack up
run,” he said. “Then you stop and pay a 10-second penalty. I the rigors of the triathlon. Com- against some of the best in California and two other state powers — Bellevue of Washington and St.
was so focused, I was just looking straight ahead. If you don’t peting in his age division at the Xavier of Ohio — during this sixth annual tournament. Top seeds are Orange Lutheran and Loyola of
pay your penalty, you’re automatically disqualified.” Santa Barbara Triathlon two the CIF Southern Section, and San Anselmo Drake and Moraga Campolindo of the North Coast Section.
Ten measly seconds in an hour-plus race, and he was weeks ago, the 35-year-old Bar- There are 24 teams altogether, and they will play 44 games. San Marcos opens against Cerritos at S.B.
gone. Why not add the penalty to his time at the end of the bieri finished seventh among 25 High, and Dos Pueblos hosts Los Osos, both games at 4 p.m. Thursday. Santa Barbara has a bye until
triathlon? Because it would not be fair if he were to cross men. “All the others were able- a second-round game at 1 p.m. on Friday. The championship game will take place at 2:25 p.m. on
the finish line ahead of the true winner. “The rule is clear,” bodied,” Bianchi said. “He’s run- Saturday at SBHS. Thu.: 4-7pm; Fri.: noon-7pm; Sat.: 9am-4:35pm. Santa Barbara High School,
Barbieri said. He was no threat to finish in the top three, but ning at an 8:35 [per mile] pace, 700 E. Anapamu St.; Dos Pueblos High School (Elings Aquatic Ctr.), 7266 Alameda Ave., Goleta. Free.
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Catch a different sort of buzz from the more than 50 food and non-
alcoholic beverage purveyors serving their eye-opening treats at the
ll alcohol is not made equal. That’s demand from attendees in 2013. “They act as a Fermentation Fest, from nut cheeses and probiotic ginger soda to
Dining Out Guide
the manifesto for the Farm-to-Bar built-in natural digestion aid.” kimchi, kvass, and artisanal tempeh. Make your own pickles and
component of the sixth annual Santa Revitalizing traditional alcohol fermentation, kraut, enroll your kids in the Bacteria Buddy Passport Program, and
Barbara Fermentation Festival on wild brews offer many benefits to its pasteurized listen to food and health experts extoll the virtues of these foods.
September 11, where guests can counterparts, including folic acid, B Among other highlights, Chef Chris Rayman of Mesa Verde,
learn about the history, traditions, vitamins, and beneficial microbes. who is opening his own S.B. Creamery this year, will be showing
and craft of alcoholic beverages Where to Celebrate At this year’s “Fruit, Malt, & Sugar: how to make macadamia nut yogurt on the Culture Corner Stage
from more than 20 exhibitors,
empowering them to concoct Wild drinks The Fuel of Fermentation” panel, Jus-
tin Siemens of Bees Brothers Brew-
at 1:15 p.m. Then there’s Broken Clock Vinegar Works, developed
by Jody and Charles Williams, who own Wandering Dog Wine Bar
wild beverages at home and make
(and a Few Foods, Too) ing, Anthony Caspary of Ventura in Solvang. They’re using age-old processes to make vinegars and
more informed decisions in the this september Spirits, Peter Goldammer of Brew- shrubs that will go well in everything from soda waters and salads
marketplace. LAB, and Ian Cutler of Cutler’s Arti- to a spruced-up cocktail.
“Minimally processed, fer- by rachel hommel san Spirits will discuss how to feed
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mented spirits are raw, wild, and their own fermented beverages.
Farm-to-bar
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founded the primarily food-
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arrelHouse Brewing Company pushes tradi- Firestone Walker Barrelworks De La Casa: This
tional fermentation deeper into the wilderness indigenous barrel-aged saison is Barrelworks’ “house”
by hosting the inaugural Central Coast Sour beer, celebrating native yeast from the Santa Ynez Valley
Fest in September in Paso Robles. that’s been harvested from organic chardonnay grapes.
“We are all about good people, good times, and great With notes of citrus, tropical fruit, and white pepper, the
beer,” said Chris Vaughn, BarrelHouse’s marketing man- beer is rounded out by a smooth mouthfeel and tangy
ager.“We wanted to celebrate the craftsmen in the industry crisp finish. “This truly is a living and breathing beer. We
that have put these great beers together.” do not filter; we do not pasteurize,” said Jeffers Richardson,
Fans of wild and sour ales in the 805 and beyond will be Barrelworks’ director. “There’s wild yeast and bacteria all
offered an intimate tasting experience, with more than 50 the way to bottle, and the result is constantly evolving.”
breweries representing the best in wild fermentation, often
Telegraph Brewing Obscura Peche: A sour Lambic-
using the fruits, grains, and native yeasts from the region.
style ale, this is aged in wine barrels from Foxen Winery
These include the following:
and enhanced with peaches to produce a light and effer-
BarrelHouse Brewing Celebratory Ale No. 3: This vescent beer, with a bright, mouth-puckering tartness.
dark sour aged in rum barrels uses plums from Loo Loo
Farm in Paso Robles to release powerful aromatics of
The finish is dry, with a lingering, fruity aftertaste.“We are
really trying to express a Santa Barbara terroir with this 4·1·1 The Central Coast Sour Fest is Satur-
day, September 24, 1-4 p.m. at Barrel-
House Brewing Co. (3055 Limestone Wy., Paso Robles). Tickets
fresh cherries jubilee, toasted walnut, and smoke. “Rum beer,” said barrel program director Patrick Ceriale. “We
lends itself really well to dark fruit like plums,” said Mat- use backyard peaches loaded with indigenous wild yeast, are $65. See centralcoastsourfest.com. The first 25 readers of
thew Jacobs, sour director. “I’ve known the family that along with our house sour culture, for a very aromatic this column can use the promo code CCSF2016 for a 10 percent
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vated Santa Barbara Inn, Chef Peter same dish, and it’s kind of playful with the uni,”
McNee doesn’t want that to define the he said. (The amazing light fixtures, incidentally,
new restaurant, which he co-owns with Larry look like giant urchin shells — good thing there
Mindel, founder of the upscale Il Fornaio chain. are no trampolines in the dining room.)
“We are not a hotel restaurant,” Convivo’s guiding rules are in-
said McNee. “We’re a restaurant season and house-made, includ-
Convivo
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that’s located just across from ing both pasta and the donuts
the beach. I couldn’t be luckier to at weekend brunch, with many
look out every day at the ocean. opens aT The dishes — not just the pizza and
So come over and have lunch
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and dinner, from salad to pizza to the wood-burning oven. “The
pastas to crudo. There are a lot of by GeorGe yatchisin menu should be in a state of con-
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Gunner] created this kind of Casablanca, almost Take za’atar: While it’s always a “crunchy and
Moorish hotel, we knew we wanted to do Italian cracky” flatbread with Middle Eastern spices, it
but evolve,” he said. “We explore how other cul- comes with a different accompaniment nightly.
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Portugal, North Africa. Ultimately the goal is to the current bounty of summer, McNee half-
be playful and not to take ourselves too seriously. joked,“It’s more about not messing things up.”
We want to be provocative and fun.” As for that name Convivo, it’s “not even
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the former home of Albertsons and ers and operators of a collection of boutique food
Haggen. “New Mesa Vons in Santa and beverage concepts in the heart of the Funk
Barbara shows local look in a unique Zone, confirms their latest endeavor: Loquita, a
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pocket of the city with few choices,” reports reader Spanish concept opening this month at 202 State
Primetime. “Neighbors smiling. Modest prices Street.
for the working class. Higher end for those on The menu, created by Executive Chef Peter Lee
that budget. Enough to fill college refrigerators with input from celebrated Spanish chef Perfecte
at packed S.B. City College. Only one other large Rocher, presents authentic Spanish food includ-
market choice on the Mesa was a problem after ing hot and cold tapas, wood-fired seafood, grilled
Haggen imploded and Albertsons was gone for meats, and three types of paella. The wine list is
months. Many local wines, beers, custom-made composed almost entirely of Spanish wines with
Santa Barbara food products, and organics.” local wines that pair well with the cuisine. A full
cocktail program features a selection of Spanish
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cocktails, and the customary offerings of gin and
tonics.
Loquita is located on State Street directly across
the street from the train station at the corner of
Yanonali Street. The restaurant is anchored by
an expansive bar, a stand-up bar counter, and a
seated chef’s counter that looks directly into the
DANDY: PizzaMan Dan’s has opened in Carpinteria in the
open kitchen, where diners can observe the action
former home of Tony’s. firsthand. The 120-seat space includes both indoor
and outdoor seating and a spacious outdoor pri-
PIZZAMAN DAN’S OPENS IN CARPIN- vate dining room for small groups warmed by a
TERIA: Chef James Sly tells me that PizzaMan fireplace. The outdoor patio seating is flanked by a
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Dan’s has opened at 699 Linden Avenue in Car- fire pit. A separate tapas bar named Poquita with
pinteria, the former longtime home of Tony’s. a dedicated entrance off Yanonali Street serves
“The remodel of the old Tony’s is stunning, and pintxos, charcuterie and cheeses, tapas, and house
the place just sparkles,” he said. “Beautiful patio wine and beer.
out back. Rumor has it that there are 40 TVs Chef Lee’s résumé includes the award-winning
inside, so sports fans can rejoice. Welcome to the Jöel Robuchon in Las Vegas and earlier stints at
neighborhood!” Gusto and Osteria Mozza in Los Angeles. Skyler
Gamble, recruited from The Lark, where he has
GOLETA PETRINI’S CLOSES: Readers worked since its opening in 2013, will oversee front-
Heidi and Maureen let me know that Goleta of-house operations as Loquita’s general manager.
Petrini’s at 5711 Calle Real has closed its doors “I was inspired by a quote I read in a recent
permanently. The business opened in January issue of Food & Wine magazine that said, ‘Spain
2011. “To all of our kind, wonderful, and gener- is a country with a big heart, a big thirst for wine,
ous patrons, we are sad we must close this Goleta a big appetite for great food and a big affinity for
location of Petrini’s Italian Restaurant,” said the art, music and sports,’ ” commented Sherry Villa-
management.“We hope you will continue to visit nueva, managing partner for Acme Hospitality,
us at our other location, the original, at 14 West the group behind the restaurant.“Those who live,
Calle Laureles in Santa Barbara. We apologize for work, and play in Santa Barbara share these val-
any inconvenience this may cause.“ ues. Santa Barbara’s rich Spanish Colonial history
has defined our city in ways that span architecture,
BACK-TO-SCHOOL FREE BREAK- food, [and] wine and even informs our commu-
FAST: McDonald’s is helping kick-start your nity celebrations. It’s the right time to dedicate our
little pupil’s year with a free breakfast. On Tues- next restaurant to the incredible culture and food
day, September 13, participating restaurants that Spain is known for, but interpreted by a con-
will offer free breakfast from 6:30-9:30 a.m. to temporary California sensibility that is our com-
students in kindergarten through 8th grade. pany’s signature,” said Villanueva. “It’s no wonder
Students can enjoy an Egg McMuffin breakfast that Spain is recognized as one of the greatest
sandwich, made with a freshly cracked egg, along countries for food and dining today. We hope to
with apple slices and choice of milk or OJ. bring some of that flavor to Santa Barbara.”
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R. NelsoN PaRRish and liNdsey Ross:‘slow haNds’
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his excellent new two-person sure, and requires traveling with a portable
show invites both sensual engage- presented by abolish blaNdNess. darkroom. The images Ross is showing in
ment and rigorous contempla- ata sbCasT. shows through oCTobeR 2. Slow Hands are achingly beautiful 20 x 24
tion. Works such as
R. Nelson Parrish’s
portraits of abandoned mining sites
in Colorado and California, all of
l i f e
dangling sculpture “The Mile them remote and at high altitude, page 49
Long Club” (2016) and Lind- somewhere between 7,000 and
sey Ross’s ambrotype photo
“Smuggler-Union Power Plant”
11,500 feet.
While you imagine the challenge a CaPella RevoluTioN
(2016) soak up all the attention of hauling a 200-pound camera In 2009, television shows such as The Sing-Off and Glee
a viewer pays them, and on and a portable darkroom up North helped jump-start a resurgence of a cappella singing.
multiple levels. America’s most rugged moun- “The revolution marches
paul wellm an file photo

At the show’s opening, one tains, let me share a story Ross onward in Santa Bar-
enthusiastic gallery-goer could told me about what it can be like bara,” said barbershop
not keep her hands off the getting back down. Alone, on her quartet leader Brent
smooth and shiny surface of way home from a mine site shoot Anderson (pictured), a
“The Mile Long Club,” a level in Cerro Gordo, California, and at 1970 UCSB grad who’s
of engagement that the art- 7,500 feet, the brakes on Ross’s truck proud that his alma
ist, somewhat to my surprise, failed, and she found herself slalom- mater is home to groups
encouraged. According to Par- ing around switchbacks until com- such as Naked Voices
rish, the bright colors, striated ing to rest in a crash that totaled and Brothas from Otha
and multilayered organic pat- the vehicle. She was unhurt, and, Mothas.
“Made at Tomboy 11,500, Broken in Cerro Gordo 7,500” (2016) by Lindsay Ross
terning, and glossy skins he cre- miraculously, all but one of the glass “Young people are
ates are the product of “magic” techniques Alaska, by referring to the piece as a “totem.” collodion plates survived intact. The broken figuring out that it’s cool to sing,” said Anderson, who’s
involving significant quantities of bio-resin At the core of this artist’s work there’s a con- one, which split clean in half, is in the show. been a member of the Barbershop Harmony Society for
and — this part I’m assuming — elbow stant and complex interplay between con- “Made at Tomboy 11,500, Broken in Cerro 41 years. “The fastest growing age group in our society
grease. It’s the inquisitive visitor, rather temporary visual effects and archaic forms. Gordo 7,500” (2016) is an apt emblem of is age 19 to 29. And if we can get more young people, we
than the grabby one, who will cop the most Ross makes images using a wet plate col- what’s at stake whenever Ross ventures into can create a whole generation of people who get back
interesting feel for Parrish’s work, as there’s lodion technology that’s so antique Wikipe- the wilderness for her art, and although to singing.”
a lot going on beneath and beyond their dia describes it in the past tense, as in “the there’s much more to this young woman’s Anderson also sings with the Ventura-based Pacific
dazzling surfaces. While they share certain wet plate process had a major disadvantage.” sophisticated approach to her subject matter Sound Chorus, an auditioned group of about 25 men
tactile qualities of finish with hand-shaped She’s not alone—other contemporary art- and method than the simple physical daring from Santa Maria to the L.A. Basin, who are the current
surfboards and custom cars, these enig- ists such as Sally Mann and Kurt Grüng involved, without this dramatic element of Southern Californian champions. Their annual fundraiser
matic objects actually began as “flitches,” a use it, as well — but she’s unquestionably risk and commitment, its meaning would concert is on Saturday, September 17, at the Marjorie Luke
logging term for the discarded first cut that’s intrepid, as the large-format camera alone be incomplete. Theatre, where they will sing along with the Carpe Diem
made when squaring up timber up at the weighs 200 pounds. And that major dis- Anyone interested in Santa Barbara’s Chorus, about two dozen women from Santa Barbara
mill. Even when he’s working with a regular advantage Wikipedia mentioned? “The potential to become a center for the art of who are also champs; Cachet, a female quartet singing
geometric shape, such as the rectangular entire process, from coating to developing, the 21st century won’t want to miss Slow in the Sweet Adeline style, the female counterpart of
slab that’s the basis for the stunning major had to be done before the plate dried.” This Hands, which is on display at SBCAST (513 barbershop; and C’est la Vie, a quartet of college-aged
work “East, Looking South” (2016), Parrish means dipping large glass plates in a silver Garden St.) until October 2. women from Arizona.
reaches back, in this case to his childhood in nitrate solution within 10 minutes of expo- — Charles Donelan But Anderson is most excited to be hosting Ringmas-
ters, a quartet from Sweden that was the first outside
of North America to win the international competition
saRa wa
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aTkiNs’s siren songs
courtesy
in 2012. “They’re at the peak of their abilities,” he said.

Anderson hopes the music will inspire more people to
sing, especially since the barbershop format doesn’t
“Four years has gone by since I made my last record; years — a lot of different collaborations, a lot of require soloists. “It’s open to people who aren’t accom-
a lot has happened in those four years,” said singer/ life. plished singers on their own,” he said. “Most of us are
songwriter Sara Watkins (pictured). “Life is bigger average singers. We just like to sing, but it helps to be
now. Hopefully that comes out in the songs.” It “Young in All the Wrong Ways” is a poignant able to carry a tune.”
certainly does. Young in All the Wrong Ways sees the song, as are many on the album. Are Anderson is also helping relaunch the Channel City
Nickel Creek founding member expressing ideas they inspired by your personal life or just Chorus, Santa Barbara’s chapter of the Barbershop Har-
and emotions written broadly enough to allow for sketches of imagination? I think even when challenging myself and throwing myself into new mony Society, which was formed in Tulsa, Oklahoma,
listener interpretation, yet it also feels intimately you imagine something, it’s based in a framework situations and learn how to adapt and be useful. I in 1938. A Wall Street Journal reporter happened to wit-
personal. Watkins, who will perform at the Lobero you understand, so I definitely draw on personal don’t want to stay where it’s comfortable simply ness the first rooftop concert, and his article led to a
Theatre on Saturday, September 10, recently spoke experiences in these songs, but they are not because it’s comfortable. I think with each step you nationwide craze. Bob Wilke cofounded the Channel City
with The Santa Barbara Independent over the phone biographical, necessarily. I think ultimately it might get to see a different horizon, and you keep moving Chorus in 1957, and, after some years of dwindling mem-
while rehearsing in Ashville, North Carolina. See the be less impressive if people knew exactly what toward it, and things come along the way, and you bership, it’s getting a reboot thanks to the homecoming
full interview at independent.com/sarawatkins. these songs were about. [Laughs.] love [them], and they pass by, and you look at the of renowned singer Mike McGee, a pied piper of sorts.
next thing. — Michelle Drown “There are lots of people who will gravitate toward sing-
How did you approach this album? Different Is there a direction that you are consciously ing with him,” Anderson said.
things happened — some intentionally, some
unintentionally. I didn’t play the songs live coming
heading in your music career, or is it more
organic? Some people have a bucket list … but, in
4•1•1 Sara Watkins plays the
Lobero Theatre (33 E. Canon
Perdido St.) on Saturday, September 10,
Pacific Sound Chorus’s Seaside Rendezvous is Saturday,
September 17, at 2 and 7 p.m., at the Marjorie Luke The-
into the album … but I think mostly this album is general, most of us, I think, don’t have outlines for at 8 p.m. For tickets and information, call atre (721 E. Cota St.). For tickets, call (800) 353-1632 or see
different because a lot has happened in those four our life’s 10-year or 20-year plan. I just want to keep 963-0761 or see lobero.com
lobero.com.. pacsoundchorus.bpt.me. — Matt Kettmann
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spirits, cocktails • local brewers share their expertise on stage • offended by the things that
cocktail workshop by The Good Lion & Test Pilot are happening. This coun-
Experience Bacteria Buddy Passport Program for bacteria farmers 4-12 years • GLAMOROUS LIFE: Though it’s been a tough year, Sheila E. has lots to try has been built by blood,
Culture Petting Zoo with jun, water kefir, vinegar, sourdough, look forward to, including her upcoming Glamorous Life Latin Cruise. sweat, and tears of color,
milk kefir & Kombucha “mothers” and whether someone is
But now more than ever, Sheila E.’s music straight, gay, white, black—how dare anyone
Participate enter your home ferment in the Screamin’ Pickle Contest • — funky, fiery, full of passion — seems all disrespect and degrade any person. It’s sicken-
sign-up online to volunteer and receive a free ticket to the festival
the more like an antidote to life’s more grim ing,” she said.
Discuss Nurture What Nature Gave You: A Conversation About Microbiome Health aspects, a continuance of spirit and vitality She wants to serve, and music is her means,
• Dr. Zach Bush, M.D. • Dr. Shinshan Wang, N.D. • Dr. Michelle Hansen, N.D. • Dr. through revivifying rhythms. Having been like her new song “Girl Meets Boy,” dedicated
Embriette Hyde, microbiologist at American Gut Project • Kathryn Lukas, Farmhouse lucky to see the standout drummer perform to Prince and free via her website, as a way of
Culture • Monica Ford, Real Food Devotee • Healing our Planet and Ourselves • Oscar
Carmona, Healing Grounds Nursery • Lauren Tucker, Kiss the Ground • Jesse Smith, with Prince at The Forum several years ago, “giving back.” With other songs in her catalog
Casitas Valley Farm • Philip Jankoski, Blue Sky Sustainable Living Center • Sarah I can attest to the lightning-bolt quality of that address abuse and rape, she has always
Rathbone, Dock to Dish LA her music and stage presence, with rapid-fire believed in music as a healer. “However I
solos that are awe-inspiring and joltingly can help in doing things to bring hope and
Chat exploring greenhouse gas reduction • making your own sourdough • hormones joyful. encouragement to keep us together, to help
and the microbiome • how to build your real food pantry • yogurt: culture on a spoon • And Sheila E. is not letting the hardship of someone change their thought of something
pickling vs. fermenting • ancestral skincare • grow your own sprouts • water with life • loss stop her from jolting joy into her life and that has happened and help start the healing
your pet’s microbiome • the “mother” and apple cider vinegar • the lives of others, as well. She looks to her process — music is healing, absolutely.”
benefit of using bacillus in your ferment
proceeds benefit
Full Schedule + Tickets
4•1•1 Sheila E. plays Thursday, September 15, 8 p.m., at Chumash Casino Resort (3400 E.
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COUNTING K: K Phillips played a hand in inspiring a new wine collaboration
CHRISTOPHER CROSS • ZACH GILL (of ALO)

between Standing Sun’s John Wright, the Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz, and
artist Felipe Molina.
BiBlio-PhilliPs
by Richie DeMaria
KENNY LOGGINS • MICHAEL McDONALD
LETTERS AND WORDS: Singer/songwriter K Phillips — who plays Buellton’s
Standing Sun Winery (92 Second St., Unit D) with his band the Concho
Pearls this Friday, September 9, at 7:30 p.m.—is a literate man. His biggest
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inspiration is a poem by Robert Graves, “Love Without Hope,” a piece of
succinct storytelling about a passing moment between strangers. “In four
lines, he [describes] this bird-catcher in industrial England … he tips his
hat to her [the squire’s daughter], and the birds fly out of his hat and up
into the heavens, and she’s moved, and he looks at her, and she looks at him,
and he’s made this impression on this girl he would never have a chance
with,” Phillips said. “I’ve never been a bird-catcher, but I know how it is to
do dumb stuff to impress a girl.”
In his songwriting, Phillips is a storyteller himself, albeit a veiling one,
who likes mysteries that unfold through multiple listenings. “The art is to
hide the art — I want to lull people in with the simple lyrics that, if they can
understand, they’re transferred, and they’re feeling emotions. Then they’re
feeling, Oh my god, how did this happen?” he said, mentioning poet Billy
Collins as a master of deceptively simple lyrical mystique. When asked if
his songs were obliquely or openly personal, Phillips said he enjoys the use
of narrators in his songs, through which he shares emotional truths: “I like
narrators that are as truthful as possible.”
To be sure, Phillips has plenty of stories in his life. Raised on a West
Texas cattle ranch by his grandparents in the Concho Valley, where he twice
weekly fed “the ugliest cows you’ve ever seen,” Phillips saw the sometimes
bleak horizon lines of life from an early age: The region was “desolate,” he
said, and his grandfather was also a state criminal court judge. At the age
of 18, both his close friend and girlfriend drowned in separate accidents.
Throughout these times, good and bad, music was a constant companion
— he took up guitar and started writing songs at the age of 5, and tried out
his hand on organ and piano in bar bands by the age of 14. He inherited
good music tastes, growing up on Van Morrison and “the great songwrit-
ers of Texas”—“I felt like I grew up with the best music a songwriter could
grow up with”— and was even named after Kris Kristofferson, eventually
switching to K.“It became too much pressure. I was up in my head about it.”
Like many musicians, Phillips doesn’t like to be confined to a genre,
preferring the notes to speak for themselves. As influences, he also cites
recent tour mates who are more of the pop genre, Adam Duritz (of Count-
ing Crows) and Rob Thomas (of Matchbox Twenty). The tour has been Thurs 9/8 9:00pm
a dream come true for Phillips and his bandmates, who all grew up on
albums such as Mad Season and August and Everything After. “It’s been howard's blues night
amazing—Adam Duritz and Rob Thomas are two of the nicest people
you’ll ever meet, and it just so happens they’re two of the most influential
songwriters of any generation,” he said. “It’s nice to know there’s humanity
on the other side; they have everything they need, but they still want to
help us.”
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In fact, Duritz and Phillips both have a connection to Standing Sun Win-
ery. Duritz collaborated on a limited-edition Wild Mouse Rhône Blend and
Sky Rocket Syrah, released this year, with owner/winemaker John Wright
and Counting Crows album artist Felipe Molina, whose work will be on
display at a reception prior to Phillips’s show, and Phillips was present at
the piano when the trio hatched the idea in a New York City loft following
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david bazemore
Director John Blondell’s decision
& entertainment
to cast Stan Hoffman, an actor
revieWs
 in his seventies, as protagonist
Tom Wingfield is only one of the
ways in which this production
reinvigorates an essential aspect of
Williams’s immortal script. In this
version, every character’s desire
remains trapped by his or her own
distorted memories.
As Amanda Wingfield, Victoria
Finlayson reveals depths of raw
emotion not always tapped by
actors assaying this complex and
monumental role. The wrench-
ing sight of a distraught mother
Paige Tautz and Chris Wagstaffe breaking down in solitary despair
after an unsuccessful telephone
The glass Menagerie sales call helps the audience

understand how daughter Laura’s
fragility could be as much an
W hat was it that made T.S. Eliot assert inheritance from as a reaction to Amanda’s
April to be “the cruelest month”? Surely overbearing demeanor. The way Paige Tautz
there’s nothing necessarily mean or painful lays everything on the line in expressing
about “breeding lilacs” or “stirring / Dull roots Laura’s inner angels and demons won’t soon
with spring rain.” But be forgotten by anyone who witnesses it.
Presented by Lit Moon “mixing / Memory Chris Wagstaffe, too, finds something new
Theatre Company. At and desire,” well, that’s and thrilling with which to amaze us in the
Westmont’s Porter a different story, and more understated disappointments of Jim
Theater, Fri., Sept. 2. it’s exactly this fear O’Connor, the “gentleman caller.” Ultimately,
of what catastrophes the unqualified success of this beautifully
may arise when these most capricious of designed and thoughtfully constructed pro-
human faculties collide that animates Lit duction stems from a deep understanding
Moon’s brilliant and innovative production of what unites, rather than divides, the four
of Tennessee Williams’s The Glass Menagerie. characters. —Charles Donelan
Jeanne Tanner
Theatre Under the Stars

Audited. Verified. Proven.
AUGUST 26 - SEPTEMBER 11 SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER

from left: Joel Bryant, Patrick Vest, and Cylan Brown FROM THE CREATOR OF HAMILTON! “CAST SOARS
MoonlighT and Magnolias IN THE HEIGHTS

BROADWAY’S TONY AWARD-WINNING BEST MUSICAL
TO NEW
‘HEIGHTS!’”
Santa Maria Times
T his thought-provoking and hilarious

play takes the bare outline of a true story
from the biography of Gone with the Wind
all, including his secretary, Miss Poppenghul
(Jennifer Ridgway), into his office at MGM
Studios until the work is finished.
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screenwriter Ben Hecht and reimagines Veteran director Stephanie A. Coltrin fires
what it might have been like to adapt Mar- up this terrific cast for an antic evening that
garet Mitchell’s 1,000-plus-page novel for the flies by in gusts not of wind but of laughter. As
screen in just five days. Production’s been shut the director and the producer proceed to enact
down by producer the story for the screenwriter, Patrick Vest and
At the Rubicon Theatre, David O. Selznick Cylan Brown go careening through a kaleido-
Sat., Sept. 3. Shows (Patrick Vest), who scope of improvisations and impersonations.
through Sept. 18. has also fired direc- As Hecht, Bryant attempts to initiate a serious
tor George Cukor. conversation about the moral shortcomings of
Hecht (Joel Bryant) agrees to put in five days the Mitchell material, attempts that are consis-
reworking the film’s incomplete script in tently thwarted, as are his appeals to Selznick’s
exchange for a hefty fee despite the fact that sense of ethnic solidarity. In the end, the age-
he has never read the novel. Into this pressure old riddle of who is most responsible for the
cooker walks Selznick’s new director, Victor success of a picture is resolved in favor of the
Fleming (Cylan Brown), who has been pulled producer, who counters all skepticism about
off of shooting The Wizard of Oz to rescue the project with a rhetorical question exalting
the picture. In order to ensure that the movie the magic of the movies: “You got a better way
gets the script it needs, Selznick locks them to live forever?” —CD

arts & entertainMent listinGs
FEEL THE BURN: Sara Woodburn’s “Channel Islands Woodcut” is part

of the On Paper show at Marcia Burtt Studio.
Bella Rosa Galleries – Asandra: Recent

art exhibits Abstract Paintings and Malcolm Tuffnell:
Butterflies, clouds and flowers, through Sept.
30. 1103-A State St., 966-1707.
MuseuMs Bronfman Family Jewish Community
Elverhøj Museum – Manna From Ctr. – S.B. Art Association Exhibit 2016,
Heaven, through Nov. 6. 1624 Elverhoy through Nov. 2. 524 Chapala St., 957-1115.
Wy., Solvang, 686-1211. The C Gallery – Susan Malmgren: Painting
Karpeles Manuscript Library and Sculpture Converge, through Sept. 14.
Museum – Ann Baldwin: Scriptopics, 466 Bell St., Los Alamos, 344-3807.
ongoing. 21 W. Anapamu St., 962-5322. Cancer Ctr. of S.B. – Art Heals, a
Museum of Contemporary Art S.B. permanent exhibit. 540 Pueblo St., Ste. A,
– assume vivid astro focus: avalanches 898-2204.
volcanoes asteroids floods, through Dec. Carpinteria Arts Ctr. – Going Abstract,
31. 653 Paseo Nuevo, 966-5373. through Oct. 24. 855 Linden Ave., Carpinte-
Rancho La Patera & Stow House – ria, 684-7789.
Multiple permanent exhibits. 304 N. Los Casa Dolores – Máscaras Místicas/Mysti-
Carneros Rd., Goleta, 681-7216. cal Masks, through Jan. 7, 2017. 1023 Bath
S.B. Historical Museum – Project St., 963-1032.
Fiesta!, through Sept. 26; Hidden Trea- Casa de la Guerra – Reginald D. Johnson:
sures, through Oct. 16; Haunted Mirror and Building Community, through Sept. 18. 15 E.
The Story of Santa Barbara, permanent De la Guerra St., 966-1279.
exhibitions. Free admission. 136 E. De la Corridan Gallery – S.B. Studio Artists
Guerra St., 966-1601. Labor Day Open Studio Tour opening
S.B. Maritime Museum – Tattoos reception, Sept. 2, 5-8pm. 125 N. Milpas St.,
& Scrimshaw: The Art of the Sailor, 966-7939.
through Oct. 31. 113 Harbor Wy., 962-8404. Distinctive Art Gallery – Karl Dempwolf:
S.B. Museum of Art – Degas to Chagall: In Praise of Nature, through Oct. 1. 1331 State
Important Loans from the Armand Ham- St., 845-4833.
mer Foundation, Visions of Modernity: Divine Inspiration Gallery of Fine
20th-Century Japanese Woodblock Prints, Art – Olga Hotujac and Carlos Lomeli:
ongoing exhibitions. 1130 State St., Beyond The Surface, through Nov. 23. 1528
963-4364. State St., 570-2446.
S.B. Museum of Natural History Sea Faulkner Gallery – ArtSee, through Sept.
Ctr. – Multiple permanent installations. 29. 40 E. Anapamu St., 564-5608.
211 Stearns Wharf, 962-2526. Gallery 113 – Jane Hurd, Beth Schmohr,
UCSB Art, Design, & Architecture Dahlia Riley, Jo Merit, Sue Slater, and
Museum – Done. Undone. Redone. The Michael Heffner, through Oct. 1. La Arcada,
Chair, Sep. 10-Dec. 4. UCSB, 552 University 1114 State St., 965-6611.
Rd., 893-2951. Gallery Los Olivos – Linda Mutti and
Wildling Museum – Celebrating the Sheryl Knight, through Oct. 1. 2920 Grand
National Parks of California, through Oct. Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7517.
3. Where Land Meets Water, through Oct. Goleta Library – Goleta Valley Art
17. 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 686-8315. Association Sept. Exhibit, through Sept. 28.
500 N. Fairview Rd., Goleta, 898-9424.
Galleries JadeNow Gallery – Jeff and Ryan Span-
10 West Gallery – Abstract and gler, ongoing. 14 Parker Wy., 845-4558.
Contemporary Art: Penny Arntz, Peggy Jared Dawson Gallery – Nell Campbell:
Ferris, Maria Miller, Karen Zazon, Stuart Images of Cuba, through Sept. 17. 4646
Ochiltree, Marilyn McRae, Karin Aggeler, Carpinteria Ave., Carpinteria, 318-1066.
Rick Doehring, Mary Thompson, through Los Olivos Café – Life and Its Many Moods,
Sept. 26. 10 W. Anapamu St., 770-7711. through Nov. 3. 2870 Grand Ave., Los Olivos,
Allan Hancock College Library – 688-7265.
Children’s book illustrations, ongoing. Lucky Penny – Campbell Baker, ongoing.
800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 922-6966. 127 Anacapa St., 284-0358.
Architectural Foundation of S.B. – Marcia Burtt Studio Gallery – On Paper,
Sarah Carr: Near & Dear, through Sept. 15. through Oct. 2. 517 Laguna St., 962-5588.
205-C Santa Barbara St., 965-7321. MichaelKate Interiors & Art Gallery –
The Arts Fund Gallery – Views from Block Party! Funk Zone Studio Artists
the North, through Sept. 17. 205-C Santa Sampler, Sept. 9-Nov. 4. 132 Santa Barbara
Barbara St., 965-7321. St., 963-1411.
Beatrice Wood Ctr. for the Arts – Ameri- Oliver and Espig – Sue DiCicco, Robert
can Ceramic Society, through Oct. 2. 8585 Ervin, Oleg Ardimasov, and Kestas Urbaitis,
Ojai-Santa Paula Rd., Ojai, 646-3381.
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Sunday, September 11th at 6:28 PM
Concert for New York City
Hale Milgrim has carefully crafted a loving tribute to honor the
15th anniversary of 9/11 with powerful performances from legendary
artists including: Billy Joel, Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Elton John,
Eric Clapton, James Taylor, John Mellencamp, Mick Jagger
and Keith Richards, Paul McCartney, The Who, and many more.
Proceeds support live music at the Lobero Theatre.
OCTOBER
Jerry Douglas Band
3 with special guest Maura O’Connell
OCTOBER
The Los Angeles
Guitar Quartet
28 with the West Coast premiere of a
new work composed by Pat Metheny
SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS: Anna Bowen plays Vanessa in PCPA’s LOBERO THEATRE ENDOWMENT
production of In the Heights at Solvang Festival Theater. FOR AMERICAN ROOTS MUSIC
805.963.0761 or Lobero.com
through Sept. 30. 1482 E. Valley Rd., Ste. 50, Lobero Theatre – 33 E. Canon Perdido St.,
Montecito, 962-8111. 963-0761.
Pacifica Graduate Institute – Mythic sat: Sara Watkins Band + Special Guest
Threads: Art, Healing and Magic in Bali, (8pm)
ongoing. 801 Ladera Ln., 879-7103. sun: Concert for New York City (8pm) SEE THE PREMIERE
El Presidio de Santa Bárbara State His- wed: An Evening with Pat Metheny (8pm)
toric Park – Nihonmachi Revisited: Santa M.Special Brewing Co. – 6860 Cortona FRIDAY / SATURDAY
SEPTEMBER
Barbara’s Japanese American Community Dr., Bldg. C, Goleta, 968-6500.
in Transition, 1900-1940 and Memorias y fri: The New Vibe (6:30pm)
Facturas, ongoing. 123 E. Canon Perdido St., sat: Karlin Ladera (noon); The Brambles
23 & 24
965-0093. (3pm); OnE & Friends (6pm)
Salon Patine – S.B. Photographers Col- sun: OneTwoTree (12pm); The Brambles
lective: John Conroy, Carole Daneri, Letitia (3pm); OnE & Friends (6pm)
Haynes, Michael Mead, through Sept. 18. Mercury Lounge – 5871 Hollister Ave.,
3206 State St., 898-1133.
S.B. Artwalk – Arts & Craft Show, ongoing
Goleta, 967-0907.
fri: The Caverns (9pm) LOBERO / 8 PM
Sundays. Cabrillo Blvd. at State St. Pickle Rm. – 126 E. Canon Perdido St.,
S.B. Tennis Club – Captured 4, Sept. 9- 965-1015.
Oct. 7. 2375 Foothill Rd., 682-4722. tue: Soul Jazz with Cougar Estrada and
SOhO Restaurant & Music Club – Mor- John Schnackenberg (7pm)
rison Hotel Gallery, ongoing. 1221 State St., SOhO Restaurant & Music Club – 1221
Photo: David Bazemore

962-7776. State St., 962-7776.
Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – fri: Area 51 (9:30pm)
Frank Kirk: The House Across the Street, sat: Musititlan Presents: Live Salsa!
through Oct. 2. 11 E. Anapamu St., 730-1460. (9pm)
sun: Phil Norman Tentet (1pm); Y La
Bamba, The Blues and Greys (8pm)
liVe MusiC mon: Trevor Borden, Rocko Wheeler,
Duncan Fellows (7:30pm)
thu: Chuck Ragan, W.T. Newton (8:30pm)
pop, roCk & jazz Velvet Jones – 423 State St., 965-8676.
Chumash Casino Resort– 3400 E. Hwy. sat: The Limbz Family Jam with Off Grid
246, Santa Ynez, (800) 248-6274 Fam and Cyan Peaks (8pm)
thu 9 /15 : Sheila E. (8pm)
Cold Spring Tavern – 5995 Stagecoach
Rd., 967-0066.
fri: The Nombres (7-10pm)
theater
sat: Tom Corbett Trio (2-5pm); Pick Up Six
(6-9pm) Center Stage Theater – 751 Paseo Nuevo,
sun: Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan (1:15- 963-0408.
4pm); Teresa Russell and Cocobilli sat: Swapped (7pm)
(4:30-7:30pm) sun: The Odyssey Project: To Have a Voice
Dargan’s Irish Pub & Restaurant – 18. E. Is to Have a Choice (2pm)
Ortega St., 588-0702. Rubicon Theater – Moonlight and
thu: Dannsair (6:30pm) Magnolias, 1006 E. Main St., Ventura, Against an original pulsating sound score, the ground breaking new work,
sat: King Bee (9pm)
Granada Theatre –1214 State St.,
667-2900.
thu-fri: 8pm
FUTURE PERFECT, confronts the paradox of contemporary life head on.
899-2222.
sat: Chris Botti (8pm)
sat: 2 and 8pm
sun: 2pm
With daredevil physicality, VIM VIGOR communicates the complexity of human
The James Joyce – 513 State St., wed: 2 and 7pm relationships through their signature dance-theater aesthetic.
962-2688. Solvang Festival Theater – In the
sat: Ulysses Jasz (7:30pm) Heights. 420 2nd St., Solvang, 928-7731.
thu-sun: 8pm
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but there’s only one Hale Milgrim. The former
president of Capitol Records (and onetime record
store employee in Isla Vista) never stops thinking
about, or touting to others, the great popular music that
he knows and loves so well. On Sunday, September 11,
Milgrim will return to the stage at the Lobero Theatre,
where he is a familiar figure both from his sponsor-
ship of the long-running Sings Like Hell concerts and
for his more recent forays into multimedia expression Hale Milgrim
known as Quips and Clips, with the first in a three-part
series devoted to filmed footage of important tribute
shows. and is must-see viewing for anyone who loves music
Fittingly, given the date, the first of these events or Manhattan.
will feature highlights from the Concert for New York The impetus for this screening came when Milgrim’s
City. This marathon event took place a little more than wife, Anne Milgrim, remarked on the passing of David
NEW ALBUM
a month after the September 11, 2001, attacks on the Bowie last spring that he had made an exceptional O N SALE
World Trade Center, and was organized by Sir Paul contribution to the concert, perhaps the most memo- F RAT I1D0aAmY
McCartney, a longtime friend and business associ- rable out of all the star-studded performances. When
ate of Milgrim’s. For five hours on October 20, 2001, the date September 11 proved to be open at the Lobero,
the greatest stars in music, film, and television came Milgrim flew into action, combing his extensive
together in support of the families and friends of first library of video and sequencing the clips to tell a story OUT OCTOBER 21
responders who either risked or lost their lives in the about what that night meant. Musicians to be featured
rescue attempts made on September 11. include Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, Eric Clapton,
As a longtime New York City resident (19 years) and Elton John, Billy Joel, James Taylor, McCartney, and
an eyewitness to the destruction of the Twin Towers many more. A portion of the proceeds from the event
(from Seventh Avenue at Bleecker Street), I can attest will go to the Robin Hood Foundation, which spon-
that there has never been another event in my life sored the original event. “I wanted to do something to
quite so devastating to my sense of security or, in its commemorate the September 11 attacks that was totally
aftermath, so reassuring to my sense of community. legitimate” said Milgrim, and there’s no doubt that see-
The way New Yorkers bonded to restore the city to ing these incredible performances with his wise and
equilibrium, to comfort those who lost loved ones, and witty introductions will achieve that goal.
to honor the brave men and women who went straight Following this night, which is a presentation of
to where the trouble was is something that I will never Lobero Live and begins at 6:28 p.m. (no, that’s not a
forget. The way my Greenwich Village neighbors came typo), there will be two more such evenings, the Con-
together at that time did a lot to restore our collec- cert for George (Harrison) on November 29, and the
tive faith in humanity. This concert, along with some Bob Dylan: 30th Anniversary Concert Celebration
special, previously unseen footage from the Milgrim on January 13, 2017. For tickets and information, visit
archives, captures that inspiring moment brilliantly lobero.com or call 963-0761. —Charles Donelan
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James Allen McCune as Heather Donahue’s brother, cal thriller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt portrays Edward
who, along with some college friends, heads into Snowden, who infamously leaked thousands of clas-
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pened to his sister nearly two decades ago. cast also includes Melissa Leo, Zachary Quinto, Tom
Camino Real/Metro 4 (Opens Thu., Sept. 15) Wilkinson, and Scott Eastwood.
Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo (Opens Thu., Sept. 15)
Bridget Jones’s Baby (122 mins., R)
It’s been 12 years since her last quandary, and now Sully (96 mins., PG-13)
Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) is stuck in another Clint Eastwood directs this biopic about Chesley
pickle. This time, she’s having a baby, and she’s not Sullenberger, the U.S. Airways pilot who landed his
sure who the daddy is — now ex-flame Mark Darcy distressed passenger plane on the Hudson River in
(Colin Firth) or new beau, Jack (Patrick Dempsey). 2009, saving all of those onboard.
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Till) who find a hidden room in the attic of their new (Morris Chestnut) and Laura Taylor (Regina Hall)
home that, when they open it, unleashes unspeakable turn to a surrogate, Anna (Jaz Sinclair), for help.
horrors. Camino Real/Metro 4 Things turn deadly when Anna develops a psychotic
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poignancy through the perspective of
precocious young teenaged friends.
Indie filmmaker Ira Sachs maintains a
nice, narrative looseness and embraces
measured emotionality while dodg-
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Greg Kinnear stars as the stubbly son
of a recently deceased man who had
a tighter kinship with a shop owner. Sully
T HIS
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Their sons are caught in the crossfire of
a Brooklyn squeeze play with no easy
answers. (JW) OHell or High Water (102 mins., R) Morgan (92 mins., R)
Sun.-Wed., Sept. 11-14, Riviera A modern-day Western tersely told, this Director Luke Scott (Ridley’s son)
grim-toned tale of two bank-robbing makes his debut with this science-fic-
brothers (Chris Pine and Ben Foster) tion thriller about a laboratory-raised
nOW SHOWing and the sheriff (Jeff Bridges) who tries humanoid, Morgan. After she attacks
to stop them is something more than a one of the scientists, her fate must be
OBad Moms (101 mins., R) shoot-’em-up. With a taut and tense vio- determined by a corporate trouble-
Mila Kunis stars as an overworked, lin soundtrack and starkly southwestern shooter— let her live or terminate? Kate
shooter
under-joyed mom who decides to live cinematography, the film has enough Mara, Toby Jones, Michelle Yeoh, and
a little more freely. The jokes are good- gravitas and emotional ambiguity to Jennifer Jason Leigh star.
natured if a little ordinary, and what it give it an air of greatness. (RD) Camino Real/Fiesta 5
lacks in creative edge it makes up for Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo
in the pertinence and timeliness of
its much-needed comic takedown of ONo manches Frida
domestic inequalities. (RD) Paseo Nuevo Jason Bourne (123 mins., PG-13) (100 mins., PG-13)
Welcome back to the gray-green world This Mexican studio’s remake of a Ger-
Café Society (96 mins., PG-13) of Paul Greengrass’s mighty money- man film that is a nicely askew take on
Café Society is neither a dazzler nor a making Bourne franchise. The plot is Asphalt Jungle and To Sir with Love. An
dozer in the oeuvre, but it rewards a as murky as the director’s vision: Even ex-con leaves jail to find that his buried
look-see, especially as a rare example of Las Vegas seems like an existential des- loot has been covered by the new gym at
a period piece in sync with his obsessive tination, though the car chase through Frida Kahlo High School. There are lots
’30s-era musical tastes. It’s also a tale of downtown and The Strip livens up the of funny slapstick skits, some politically
three in love with Kristen Stewart—
Stewart her Bourne self-repeating plot mechanism. incorrect, that veer into a plot eventu-
mid-lifer agent boss (Steve Carell), his (DJP) Metro 4 ally and a lot of weird lessons learned.
New Yorker nephew (Jesse Eisenberg), The title translated roughly means WTF,
and Allen’s unabashedly smitten camera. Frida. (DJP) Fairview/Fiesta 5
Kubo and the Two Strings
(JW) Plaza de Oro
(101 mins., PG)
The stop-motion-animated feature fol- Pete’s Dragon (102 mins., PG)
Don’t Breathe (88 mins., R) lows a young villager named Kubo, who In this Disney remake of the 1977 film
Thieving young rapscallions get more is thrown into an adventure when he by the same name, forest ranger Grace
than they bargained for when the owner accidentally summons an ancient and Meacham (Bryce Dallas Howard) hap-
of the home they invade turns out to vindictive spirit and must uncover his pens upon a young boy who has been
be a a man with a sixth sense for mur- samurai legacy. living in the woods with a dragon
Fairview (2D)/Fiesta 5 (2D and 3D) named Elliot. When Grace tries to find
der. Though well-made and well-acted,
it’s essentially a long chase scene. (RD) out who Pete really is, dragon hunters
Camino Real/Metro 4 The Light Between Oceans make plans to capture Elliot.
Fiesta 5 (2D)
(133 mins., PG-13)
Equity (100 mins., R) This could have been a powerful folk
In this financial thriller, Anna Gunn tale. Alicia Vikander plays a lighthouse Sausage Party (89 mins., R)
stars as an investment banker who is keeper’s wife on an island called Janus In this spoof of Pixar films, one sausage
pulled into a scandal and corruption at in between two oceans. Immediately sets out to discover the truth about how
the highest levels. Plaza De Oro after her second miscarriage — shown he came to be. Metro 4
in sadistic detail—
detail a live baby washes
up on the shore in a small boat, and
Florence Foster Jenkins the couple decides to keep her. Then Suicide Squad (123 mins., PG-13)
(110 mins., PG-13) the director loses his nerve and ends This is all flab: despite some great work
Real-life New York heiress and social- it as a twitchy forgiveness lesson. It’s a by Margot Robbie and Will Smith, Sui-
ite Florence Foster Jenkins (1868-1944) tear-jerking but frustrating film; a bet- cide Squad feels like a long, discursive
dreamed of being an opera star—
star ter director might have made this great. intro followed by a prolonged preface,
despite the fact that she couldn’t carry a (DJP) Paseo Nuevo until we realize this gunk is going to be
tune. Meryl Streep and Hugh Grant star. the movie. (DJP)
Fairview/Paseo Nuevo Camino Real (2D)/Metro 4 (2D)
A Tale of Love and Darkness

(95 mins., PG-13)
Natalie Portman directs and stars in this
drama about Israeli writer Amos Oz and
his days as a child living in Jerusalem
during the first years of the formation of
Israel. Plaza de Oro JOURNEY W/ DAVE MASON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SEP 01
RAY LAMONTAGNE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SEP 10
War Dogs (114 mins., R) AMY SCHUMER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SEP 17
The true story of two young guys riding DOLLY PARTON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SEP 25
prevailing political winds into unlikely GARY CLARK JR. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SEP 30
arms-dealing success feels a little The THIEVERY CORPORATION / CAFÉ TACVBA . . .OCT 01
Café Society
Wolf of Wall Street exploitative at times, BLINK-182 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OCT 05
but it springs an unexpected wallop at THE WHO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OCT 06
the end(DJP) Fiesta 5
VAN MORRISON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OCT 15
The above films are playing in Santa Barbara FRIDAY, September 9, through THURSDAY, September 15. Descriptions fol- NORAH JONES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OCT 27
lowed by initials — RD (Richie DeMaria), DJP (D.J. Palladino), and JW (Josef Woodard) — have been taken from our MORRISSEY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOV 05
independent.com.. The symbol O indicates the film is recommended.
critics’ reviews, which can be read in full at independent.com
PRETTY LIGHTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOV 10
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ARIES
(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Two 7-year-old girls showed me In 1880, there were no cars, planes, electric lights, tele- for the birth of creation, like the “Primal Billow” or the experiences in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. It’s an
three tricks I could use to avoid taking myself too phones, TVs, or Internet. I surmise that you’re leaving “Blooming Ha Ha” or the “Majestic Bouquet”? By the excellent time to commune with the sources of things
seriously and getting too attached to my dignity. I’m your own phase of relatively slow progress, Gemini. way, I recommend that you consider those last three that nurture you and make your life better.
offering these tricks to you just in time for the letting- In the coming months, I expect your transformations terms as being suitable titles for your own personal
go phase of your astrological cycle. Trick #1: Speak in will progress with increasing speed — starting soon. life story in the coming weeks. A great awakening and CAPRICORN
a made-up language for at least 10 minutes. Example: activation are imminent. (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Unless you were brought up by
“Groftyp hulbnu wivgeeri proot xud amasterulius. CANCER a herd of feral donkeys, the coming weeks will be
Quoshibojor frovid zemplissit.” Trick #2: Put a differ- (June 21-July 22): Prediction #1: You will attract LIBRA an excellent time to embark on your second child-
ent kind of shoe and sock on each foot and pretend truckloads of good luck by working to upgrade and (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The last few weeks have been hood. Unless you’re allergic to new ideas, the foresee-
you’re two people stuck in a single body. Give each refine the way you communicate. Prediction #2: You fraught with rich plot twists, naked dates with destiny, able future will bring you strokes of curious luck that
side of you a unique nickname. Trick #3: Place an will tickle the attention of interesting people who and fertile turning points. I expect there will be further inspire you to change and change and change your
unopened bag of barbecue-flavored potato chips on could ultimately provide you with clues you will intrigue in the near future. A fierce and tender deci- mind. And unless you are addicted to your same old
a table, then bash your fist down on it, detonating a need to thrive in 2017. #3: You will discover secrets sion at a crossroads? The unexpected arrival of a hot stale comforts, life will offer you chances to explore
loud popping sound and unleashing a spray of crumbs of how to articulate complicated feelings and subtle link to the future? A karmic debt that’s canceled or frontiers that could expose you to thrilling new com-
out the ends of the bag. Don’t clean up the mess for at ideas that have been locked inside you. Prediction #4: forgiven? In light of the likelihood that the sweet-and- forts.
least an hour. You’ll begin a vibrant conversation that will continue sour, confusing-and-revelatory drama will continue, I
to evolve for a long time. encourage you to keep your levels of relaxed intensity AQUARIUS
TAURUS turned up high. More than I’ve seen in a long time, you (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): These days, my dear, your eccentric
(Apr. 20-May 20): In accordance with the astro- LEO have the magic and the opportunity to transform what beauty is even more unkempt than usual. I like it. It
logical omens, I suggest you spend less energy dwell- (July 23-Aug. 22): You know you have a second brain needs to be transformed. entertains and charms me. And as for your idiosyn-
ing in profane time so you expand your relationship in your gut, right? (If not, read this: bit.ly/secondbrain.) cratic intelligence: That, too, is messier and cuter and
with sacred time. If that’s of interest to you, consider During the past three weeks, I have been beaming SCORPIO even more interesting than ever before. I’m inclined
the following definitions. PROFANE TIME happens telepathic instructions toward this smart part of you. (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming days, you will have to encourage you to milk this unruly streak for all its
when you’re engulfed in the daily grind. Swarmed by Here’s an edited version of the message I’ve been more than your usual access to help and guidance. potential. Maybe it will provoke you to experiment
a relentless flurry of immediate concerns, you are held sending: “Cultivate your tenacity, darling. Build up Divine interventions are possible. Special dispensa- in situations where you’ve been too accepting of the
hostage by the chatter of your monkey mind. Being in your stamina, sweetheart. Feed your ability to follow tions and charmed coincidences, too. If you don’t stagnant status quo. And perhaps it will embolden you
SACRED TIME attunes you to the relaxing hum of through on what you’ve started, beautiful. Be persis- believe in fairy dust, magic beans, and lucky potions, to look for love and money in more of the right places.
eternity. It enables you to be in intimate contact with tent and spunky and gritty, my dear.” Alas, I’m not sure maybe you should set that prejudice aside for a while.
your soul’s deeper agenda, and affords you extra power my psychic broadcasts have been as effective as I’d Subtle miracles are more likely to bestow their gifts if PISCES
to transform yourself in harmony with your noble hoped. I think you need further encouragement. So your reasonable theories don’t get in the way. Here’s (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): I’m giving you an ultimatum,
desires and beautiful intentions. please summon more fortitude and staying power, you an additional tip: Don’t get greedy. Use the openings Pisces: Within the next 144 hours, I demand that you
gutsy stalwart. Be staunch and dogged and resolute, you’re offered with humility and gratitude. become at least 33 percent happier. Fifty percent would
GEMINI you stouthearted powerhouse. be even better. Somehow you’ve got to figure out what
(May 21-June 20): About 1.7 million years ago, our SAGITTARIUS you can do to enhance your sense of well-being and
human ancestors began using primitive hand axes VIRGO (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When my daughter Zoe was grow- increase your enjoyment of life. I’m sort of joking, but
made from rocks. This technology remained in use for (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Is “Big Bang” the best term we ing up, I wanted her to be familiar with the origins of on the other hand I’m completely serious. From my
over 60,000 generations before anyone invented more can come up with to reference the beginning of the ordinary stuff that she benefited from. That’s why I perspective, it’s essential that you feel really good in
sophisticated tools and implements. Science writer universe? It sounds violent and messy — like a ran- took her to small farms where she could observe the the coming days. Abundant pleasure is not merely a
Marcus Chown refers to this period as “the million dom, accidental splatter. I would much prefer a term growth and harvest of organic food crops. We visited luxury, but rather a necessity. Do you have any ideas
years of boredom.” Its slow pace contrasts sharply that suggests sublime elegance and playful power manufacturing facilities where cars, furniture, toys, about how to make this happen? Start here: 1. Identify
with technology’s brisk evolution in the last 140 years. — language that would capture the awe and rever- and kitchen sinks were built. She saw bootmakers your four most delightful memories, and re-enact
ence I feel as I contemplate the sacred mystery we are creating boots and professional musicians produc- them in your imagination. 2. Go see the people whose
Homework: Look in the mirror, and tell yourself privileged to inhabit. What if we used a different name ing songs in recording studios. And much more. I influences most thoroughly animate your self-love.
an edgy but fun truth you’ve never spoken. If you would love it if you would give yourself comparable
care to share, write Truthrooster@gmail.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700.
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requirements analyses, operations
Toyon is an Equal Employment
Opportunity Employer Minorities/
our neighbors.
research, effectiveness and utility Females/Vet/Disability
and prioritizes a heavy workload evaluations, concept validation, and
with multiple deadlines, frequent
interruptions and changing priorities.
technology design and development ProFessionaL
studies. Analysts will use existing
Reqs: Two years of experience in analytical tools and develop new
A career at Cottage Health an office environment providing tools to support analyses for a wide
is an experience in caring for and about administrative support, or an customer base. Typical projects require
equivalent combination of education, formulation of the analysis problem,
the people who call our coastal area of California home. training and experience. Strong analysis execution, and presentation
Our not-for-profit health system identifies closely with the communities organizational skills. Ability to set of the results to the customer. ACADEMIC
priorities and handle multiple tasks
we serve and has a long tradition of providing area residents with highly under frequent interruptions. Ability
The ideal candidate will have the
COORDINATOR II
following experience, skills, and
personalized, clinically excellent care. Patients aren’t just patients here – to work both independently and as a ambitions: CARSEY‑WOLF CENTER
they’re neighbors. Be there for them through one of the openings below. contributing team member. Excellent ‑ Excellent thinking and problem The University of California, Santa
computer skills and experience with solving skills Barbara seeks to appoint a full‑time
accounts payable. Close attention to ‑ Ability to formulate concrete analysis Academic Coordinator to serve as the
Santa Barbara Non-Clinical Cottage Business Services detail. Note: Fingerprinting required.
$17.83/hr. The University of California
problems from imprecise need Associate Director of the Carsey‑Wolf
Center (CWC).
Cottage Hospital • Catering Set-Up is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative
statements
‑ Ability to work with others to Application deadline ‑ September 9,
• Director – Contracting Action Employer, and all qualified
• Concierge – Part-time conceptualize and solve problems 2016. Immediate hire date, although
Nursing • Environmental Services Rep
• Director – Corporate Finance applicants will receive consideration ‑Recent coursework or practical the position will remain open until
for employment without regard experience in RADAR systems analysis filled.
• Anesthetics • Manager – Accounting
• Environmental Services Supervisor to race, color, religion, sex, sexual ‑ Knowledge of detection, tracking, The Associate Director will provide
• Bed Control Coordinator (RN) • Information Security Technical • Manager – Decision Support orientation, gender identity, national and discrimination algorithms day‑to‑day management of all
• Clinical Documentation Specialist origin, disability status, protected ‑ Knowledge of computer languages Carsey‑Wolf Center operations,
Writer • Manager – HIM
veteran status, or any other and/or analysis tools (e.g., C++, reporting to the Director. These
(RN)
• Interpreter – Per Diem • Supervisor – Admitting characteristic protected by law. MATLAB, FORTRAN) operations include managing staff,
• Clinical Manager – Telemetry For primary consideration apply by coordinating CWC activities, planning
• IT Project Manager, Sr. ‑ Ability to understand, modify, and
• CNC – Surgery 9/15/16, thereafter open until filled. execute simulations of physical or and marketing Pollock Theater events,
• Cottage Residential Center
• IT Systems Engineer – Citrix Cottage Rehabilitation Hospital Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu electronic systems developing projects, collaborating
• Patient Transporter Job #20160444 ‑ B.S., M.S., or Ph.D. degree in on program budgets and funding,
• Electrophysiology • CCRC Office Manager grant writing and administration, and
• PBX Operator engineering (electrical engineering
• Emergency preferred) coordinating with the Development
• Research Coordinator • Neuropsychologist – Part-Time/Exempt Office. The position requires
• Endoscopy ‑ Minimum 2 years of industry
• Eye Center • Room Service Server • Occupational Therapist – Per Diem occasional off‑campus visits and
weekend and evening events. (For
• Hematology/Oncology • Security Officer • Speech Language Pathologist – Per Diem further information on the CWC,
• Infection Control Practitioner please go to www.carseywolf.ucsb.
• Manager – Cardiology
Allied Health Pacific Diagnostic Laboratories edu.)
• Behavioral Health Clinician The Associate Director must
• Manager – Endoscopy have experience in writing and
• Manager – Palliative Care • Occupational Therapist – Per Diem • Account Manager – Sales (LA Service Area) administering grants and in
• Manager – Surgical Trauma • Physical Therapist – Full-time • Certified Phlebotomy Techs – managing complex, interdisciplinary
• Med/Surg – Float Pool • Physical Therapy Aide Full-Time, Part-Time, Per Diem The Santa Barbara County Superior Court organizations and projects.
Sophisticated communication
• Neurology/Urology • Speech Language Pathologist – • Clinical Lab Scientist – Days/Nights/Evenings – is seeking applications. skills – especially writing – are
• NICU Per Diem Core Lab/SBCH Clinical Lab essential, as is attention to detail.
• Orthopedics • Surgical Tech I • Lab Assistant – Per Diem Deadline to apply is FRIDAY, September 9, 2016. Professional experience relating to the
Carsey‑Wolf Center’s main program
• PACU • Support Counselor – SLO Clinic • Histotechnician areas (which include activities
• Pediatric Outpatient
• Pediatric Research Coordinator Goleta Valley Cottage
• Lab Manager – Blood Bank (CLS)
• Sales Representative – Lab
JUDICIAL SECRETARY in the Pollock Theater, the Media
Industries Project, the Environmental
Media Initiative, student internship
• Peds Hospital • Transfusion Safety Coordinator programs, and broader issues in the
• Psych – Per Diem Under general supervision, performs specialized areas of film, television, and new
• Pulmonary Renal • RN – Emergency and confidential secretarial work for several media) is preferred. The department
• RN – ICU – Nights/Days
• Please apply to: www.pdllabs.com is especially interested in candidates
• Research judges and/or other Court appointed officials; who can contribute to the diversity
• Surgery and excellence of the academic
Santa Ynez Valley maintains judges’ calendars and coordinates
• Surgical Trauma community through research,
• SWOT Cottage Hospital these within the court’s calendar system, and teaching, and service. A Master’s
performs related duties as required. degree or equivalent is required.
• Trauma Program Manager • RENTAL & RELOCATION Please submit a cover letter, CV, and
• CLS – Day/Evening
ASSISTANCE AVAILABLE FOR at least two letters of reference.
Clinical • Environmental Services Rep Lead
SELECT FULL-TIME POSITIONS Current opening is full-time, regular status Applications will be accepted via UC
• RN – Cardiac/Rehab Recruit at https://recruit.ap.ucsb.edu/
• LVN – EDHU (benefited). Work location of this position will be apply/JPF00795.
• Medical Assistant – • RN – Emergency
• CERTIFICATION REIMBURSEMENT downtown Santa Barbara. This position supports For more information, please see our
Peds Ventura Clinic • RN – Med/Surg website at http://www.carseywolf.
criminal judges in South County. ucsb.edu/
The University of California is an
Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action
We offer an excellent compensation package that includes above-market salaries, $18.66 - $22.78 Hourly + Benefits Employer and all qualified applicants
premium medical benefits, pension plans, tax savings accounts, rental and mortgage will receive consideration for
assistance, and relocation packages. What’s holding you back? employment without regard to race,
See more details and apply at: color, religion, sex, sexual orientation,
Please apply online at jobs.cottagehealth.org.
http://agency.governmentjobs.com/sbcourts/default.cfm gender identity, national origin,
Or to submit a resume, please contact: disability status, protected veteran
Cottage Health, Human Resources, P.O. Box 689, Pueblo at Bath Street, status, or any other characteristic
Santa Barbara, CA 93102-0689 Excellence, Integrity, Compassion HR@sbcourts.org protected by law.
Please reference “SBI” when applying. EOE
www.cottagehealth.org 805.882.4739
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relationships with academic leaders, Demonstrated frequent and proficient
trustees, community leaders, donors use of various software programs
Tide Guide
and volunteers (including staffing and web‑based databases. Notes:
volunteers), and other staff. Ability Fingerprinting required. Maintain a
to work independently and as part valid CA driver’s license. Must be
ASSISTANT of a team, under deadlines, without FINANCIAL & available to work weekends and Sunrise 6:40
close supervision; self‑direction in evenings as needed. $4,265 ‑ $5,000/ Sunset 7:08
DIRECTOR, ALCOHOL the initiation, coordination and PERSONNEL mo. For primary consideration apply
& DRUG PROGRAM completion of tasks, acute attention ANALYST by 9/18/16, thereafter open until
Student Health to detail is essential. Commitment NEUROSCIENCE RESEARCH INSTITUTE filled. Apply online at https://jobs. Day High Low High Low High
Collaborates on development of to and ability to articulate the case (NRI) ucsb.edu Job #20160452
for higher education, and UC Santa Thu 8 3:46 am 3.1 8:06 am 2.7 3:04 pm 4.4 10:53 pm 1.5
strategic plans, goals and objectives, Responsible for a wide range of SEEKING WELL‑EXPR MGR for LG
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Director’s absence. Responsible for the and/or experience working within post‑award administration of NRI computer skills & well‑versed in mgmt
full range of Alcohol & Drug Program the environment of a large, public extramural awards, departmental software such as Yardi. Email resume Sat 10 12:04 am 1.2 7:02 am 3.4 11:12 am 2.9 5:29 pm 4.7
management functions, including research university (and in particular funds, gift accounts and procurement to razmanrs@aol.com.
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financial management, development a large university). Knowledge of reconciliation of general ledgers,
and implementation of prevention office and productivity software maintaining accuracy of information Mon 12 1:36 am 0.5 8:08 am 4.0 1:09 pm 2.4 7:13 pm 5.3
campaigns and strategies, evaluation, sufficient to function smoothly in a recorded in the accounting system;
highly technology‑based environment Tue 13 2:11 am 0.1 8:36 am 4.3 1:52 pm 2.0 7:57 pm 5.7
assessment, data collection, and research, analyze, reconcile financial
research. Works on special projects, (including but not limited to word data and purchasing audit. Provides Wed 14 2:44 am -0.1 9:03 am 4.6 2:33 pm 1.5 8:39 pm 5.9
collaboration, and campus/community processing, spreadsheet, database,
email, and Internet applications).
support to Personnel Manager, TECHNICAL PROJECT
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have a Master’s degree in Public Notes: Fingerprinting required. This payroll for extramurally funded MANAGER, STUDENT
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field of study, and a minimum of to travel frequently. Ability to work unit policies, visa applications for SYSTEM
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alcohol and drug prevention with and experience. The University of as requested by manager. Reqs: information system. Including
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experience creating and managing Affirmative Action Employer, and organizational skills. Must possess a study abroad, student application “Brexit” -– but we were just getting started...
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experience creating spreadsheets consideration for employment and problem‑solving skills. Excellent reciprocity students, student
and managing budgets, as well as without regard to race, color, religion, communication / interpersonal skills, financial account management,
proficiency with digital presentation sex, sexual orientation, gender professionalism, and confidentiality grade management, and other
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reporting requirements of child abuse status, protected veteran status, or Office, Internet, email and database for cloud‑based deployment on a
and adult dependent abuse. Student any other characteristic protected by applications. Ability to prioritize Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP (LAMP)
Health requires that staff must law. Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb. demands, evaluate / analyze data software stack using the Drupal
successfully complete and pass the edu Job #20160440 and make recommendations, meet platform. Responsible for managing
background check process before start deadlines, and work under pressure the implementation of resources and
date. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation during periodic work cycles, while team members on primarily Drupal/
may be subject to disciplinary action. maintaining a high level of accuracy. web based engagements and is
This is a 12 month career position. Note: Fingerprinting required. responsible for the overall success
Student Health is closed between $20.27‑$25.34/hr. The University of of the implementation of this
the Christmas and New Year’s Day California is an Equal Opportunity/
holidays. $4,265.08‑$5,329.62/
BUSINESS Affirmative Action Employer, and
enterprise‑level project, including time
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veteran status, or any other maintain and implement business by 9/15/16, thereafter open until project management experience
characteristic protected by law. For continuity and disaster recovery filled. Apply online at https://jobs. or equivalent combination of
primary consideration, apply by strategies and solutions, including risk ucsb.edu Job #20160455 education and experience. 3+
9/11/16, thereafter open until filled. assessments, business impact analyses years’ experience working on Web/
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Job #20160433 continuity and disaster recovery management skills, with the proven
procedures. Analyze impact on, and capability in: managing multiple
risk to, essential business functions technical, enterprise‑level projects/
including information systems and sub projects. Forecasting project
vendor supply chain risks to identify PROGRAMS timelines, identifying and rectifying
resource requirements and to promote process gaps, determining and
mitigations to acceptable recover DIRECTOR implementing resolution through
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without regard to race, color, religion,
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sex, sexual orientation, gender 2nd? 56 Some “Gods and Generals”
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Section 1250. A Request for Special FBn aBandonment
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situations. Ability to exercise sound may otherwise be interested in the Attorney for petitioner (name) George STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT
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correction to 20‑20. Average depth THE PETITION requests the or estate, or both of PHILIP C. PETRE
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THE PETITION for probate requests Clerk of Santa Barbara County on
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this is a correct copy of the original
and hours may vary to meet the obligation. music Lessons the Independent Administration WALWICK be appointed as personal
statement on file in my office, Joseph
operational needs of the department. CALL 1‑800‑550‑4822. (Cal‑SCAN) of Estates Act. (This authority will representative to administer the estate
PIANO TEACHER and tutor in of the decedent. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by
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shift differential. The University of reading, writing, study skills, & math. to take many actions without THE PETITION requests the
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in the County of Santa Barbara. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
Original file no. 2014‑0002287. The STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following person(s) Name Change
person or entities withdrawing use is/are doing business as: Santa is/are doing business as: The Cube person(s) is/are doing business as: is/are doing business as: Mac Design is/are doing business as: Naftek at
of this name are as follows: Derek Barbara Barbers, SB Barbers at Associates at 1933 Cliff Drive, Suite 330 Sierra Vista Rd Santa Barbara, IN THE MATTER OF THE
at 3905 State Street 7‑405 Santa Good Wag at 3 La Cumbre Circle
Taylor 543 Carlo Drive Goleta, CA 1 W. Ortega Street Santa Barbara, Barbara, CA 93101; Roman Tkachuk 6 Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Caccese CA 93108; Alan Nafziger (same APPLICATION OF EDWARD
Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Sandra Jo
93117 This statement was filed with CA 93111; Joshua 5008 Caire Santa 712 W Anapamu #1 Santa Barbara, Design Associates, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted MICHAEL LAWLOR TO SHOW
Stinson (same address) This business
the County Clerk of Santa Barbara Barbara, CA 93111 This business is CA 93101 This business is conducted address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Alan Nafziger CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME:
is conducted by a Individual Signed:
County on Aug 10, 2016. I hereby conducted by a Individual Signed: by a Individual Signed: Santa Barbara by a Corporation Signed: Michael Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, CASE NUMBER: 16CV03395
Santa Barbara County on Aug 18,
certify that this is a correct copy of the Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, County on Aug 04, 2016. This A. Caccese Santa Barbara County on 2016. This statement expires five years TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A
2016. This statement expires five
original statement on file in my office, 2016. This statement expires five years statement expires five years from the Aug 19, 2016. This statement expires from the date it was filed in the petition has been filed by the above
years from the date it was filed
Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk SEAL from the date it was filed in the date it was filed in the Office of five years from the date it was filed Office of the County Clerk. Joseph named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara
in the Office of the County Clerk.
by Alejandro Torres. Published. Aug Office of the County Clerk. Joseph the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, in the Office of the County Clerk. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Superior court proposing a change of
Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk
25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: name(s) FROM and TO the following
(SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres. FBN
Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002271. (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN 2016‑0002479. Published: Sep 8, name(s):
Number: 2016‑0002402. Published:
FROM: EDWARD MICHAEL LAWLOR
Fictitious Business 2016‑0002372. Published: Aug 25. Published: Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. Number: 2016‑0002409. Published: 15, 22, 29 2016.
TO: MICHAEL LAWLOR
Name Statement Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME THE COURT ORDERS that all persons
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) interested in this matter shall appear
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following person(s) person(s) is/are doing business as: STATEMENT The following is/are doing business as: American before this court at the hearing
STATEMENT The following is/are doing business as: Montecito is/are doing business as: Ticketsb. Loquita at 202 State St Suite A person(s) is/are doing business Riviera Car Share, SB Carshare, indicated below to show cause, if any,
person(s) is/are doing business as: Barbers at 1028‑B Coast Village org at 1214 State St Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, 93101; Acme 202 as: Association of Classroom American Riviera Limited, why the petition for change of name
Loewen Window Center of Santa Road Santa Barbara, CA 93108; CA 93101; Santa Barbara Center State St LLC 218 Helena Ste A Teacher Testers at 1187 Coast Sbcarshare.com, Santa Barbara should not be granted.
Barbara, Portofino Fine Doors Dawn Sanchez 5008 Caire Cir Santa For The Performing Arts, Inc (same Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This Village Rd., Suite 378 Santa Carshare at American Rivera NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 12, 2016
And Windows at 322 E. Cota St. Barbara, CA 93111 This business is address) This business is conducted business is conducted by a Limited Barbara, CA 93108; Computerized Enterprises, LLC 1621 Central Ave 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA
Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Southwest conducted by a Individual Signed: by a Corporation Signed: Santa Liability Company Signed: Santa Assessment & Placement Programs Cheyenne, WY 82001 This business is BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE
Door & Window of CA, Inc. (same Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, Barbara County on Aug 17, 2016. Barbara County on Aug 18, 2016. 3463 State St. Santa Barbara, CA conducted by a Corporation Signed: A copy of this order to Show Cause
address) This business is conducted 2016. This statement expires five years This statement expires five years from This statement expires five years 93105 This business is conducted Santa Barbara County on Aug 23, shall be published in the Independent,
by a Corporation Signed: Santa from the date it was filed in the the date it was filed in the Office of from the date it was filed in the by a Corporation Signed: Santa 2016. This statement expires five years a newspaper of general circulation,
Barbara County on Jul 21, 2016. Office of the County Clerk. Joseph the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, Office of the County Clerk. Joseph Barbara County on Aug 24, 2016. from the date it was filed in the printed in this county, at least once
This statement expires five years from E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) This statement expires five years Office of the County Clerk. Joseph each week for four successive weeks
the date it was filed in the Office of Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Number: 2016‑0002387. Published: by. Christine Potter. FBN Number: from the date it was filed in the E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) prior to the date set for hearing on
the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, 2016‑0002371. Published: Aug 25. Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016‑0002397. Published: Aug Office of the County Clerk. Joseph by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: the petition. Dated Aug 10, 2016.
County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. 2016‑0002437. Published: Sep 8,
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME by Judge James E. Herman. of the
Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002130. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: 15, 22, 29 2016.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Superior Court. Published. Sep 1, 8,
Published: Aug 18, 25. Sep 1, 2016‑0002465. Published: Sep 1, 8,
STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: SBCPA at STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME 15, 22 2016.
8 2016. 15, 22 2016.
is/are doing business as: Cybersitter, 1214 State Street Santa Barbara, CA person(s) is/are doing business STATEMENT The following person(s) IN THE MATTER OF THE
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Solid Oak Software at 1209 De La 93101; Santa Barbara Center For The as: Hahka Kitchens at 72 Santa FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME is/are doing business as: Afternoon APPLICATION OF KATHERINE
STATEMENT The following person(s) Vina Street #B Santa Barbara, CA Performing Arts, Inc. (same address) This Felicia Drive Goleta, CA 93117; STATEMENT The following person(s) Auto, Alltimetracking.com, All PATRICE CORNAN TO SHOW CAUSE
is/are doing business as: Vibes 93101; 27Labs, LLC (same address) business is conducted by a Corporation Hahka Builders, Inc. (same address) is/are doing business as: D’Angelo Time Tracking, Trackmytracker. FOR CHANGE OF NAME:
Don’t Lie at 22 W Mission Street This business is conducted by a Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug This business is conducted by a Bread at 25 W. Gutierrez St. Santa com, Track My Tracker at 93455 Inc. CASE NUMBER: 16CV03627
Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Linda Limited Liability Company Signed: 18, 2016. This statement expires five Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara Barbara, CA 93101; Breadhead 130 S. Patterson Ave Unit 876 Santa TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A
Sue Redenbaugh 535 Amber Way Santa Barbara County on Aug 03, years from the date it was filed in the County on Aug 04, 2016. This Inc. 114 E. Haley St. Ste. O Santa Barbara, CA 93111; 93455 Inc (same petition has been filed by the above
Solvang, CA 93463 This business is 2016. This statement expires five years Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. statement expires five years from Barbara, CA 93101 This business is address) This business is conducted named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara
conducted by a Individual Signed: from the date it was filed in the Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica the date it was filed in the Office conducted by a Corporation Signed: by a Corporation Signed: Santa Superior court proposing a change of
Santa Barbara County on Aug 25, Office of the County Clerk. Joseph Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002399. of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, Barbara County on Aug 23, 2016. name(s) FROM and TO the following
2016. This statement expires five years E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Published: Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) 2016. This statement expires five This statement expires five years from name(s):
from the date it was filed in the Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: by. Tania Paredes. FBN Number: years from the date it was filed in the the date it was filed in the Office of
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FROM: KATHERINE PATRICE
Office of the County Clerk. Joseph 2016‑0002247. Published: Aug 25. 2016‑0002256. Published: Aug Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland,
STATEMENT The following CORNAN
E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica
person(s) is/are doing business as: TO: KATHERINE PATRICE MARCHAN
by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002472. Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002438.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Granada Theatre, The Granada, FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME THE COURT ORDERS that all persons
2016‑0002470. Published: Sep 1, 8, Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.
STATEMENT The following person(s) The Granada Thearte at 1214 STATEMENT The following interested in this matter shall appear
15, 22 2016.
is/are doing business as: Koa State St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; person(s) is/are doing business FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME before this court at the hearing
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Kini, Koa’Kini, Koakini at 4831 Santa Barbara Center For The as: Real Gardening at 1075 A STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following person(s) indicated below to show cause, if any,
STATEMENT The following person(s) Dorrance Way #B Carpinteria Way Performing Arts, Inc 1330 State Linden Ave Carpinteria, CA 93013; is/are doing business as: Obstacle is/are doing business as: Soma Get why the petition for change of name
is/are doing business as: American #B Carpinteria, CA 93013; Brittany St Ste 101 Santa Barbara, CA Michael Reukauf (same address) Solutions at 5230 Califia Ct. Goleta, Fit, Sparkling Spa at 903 State should not be granted.
Military Supplies at 211 Castillo Dailey (same address) This business 93101 This business is conducted This business is conducted by a CA 93111; Leighann Ruppel (same Street Suite 209 Santa Barbara, CA NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 26, 2016
Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Guy is conducted by a Individual Signed: by a Corporation Signed: Santa Individual Signed: Santa Barbara address) This business is conducted 93101; Princess Tabs, Inc 1187 Coast 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA
Wayne Robles (same address) This Santa Barbara County on Jul 28, Barbara County on Aug 16, 2016. County on Aug 17, 2016. This by a Individual Signed: L. Ruppel Village Rd, 433 Santa Barbara, CA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE
business is conducted by a Individual 2016. This statement expires five This statement expires five years statement expires five years from Santa Barbara County on Aug 15, 93108 This business is conducted by A copy of this order to Show Cause
Signed: Santa Barbara County on years from the date it was filed in the from the date it was filed in the the date it was filed in the Office 2016. This statement expires five a Corporation Santa Barbara County shall be published in the Independent,
Aug 09, 2016. This statement expires Office of the County Clerk. Joseph Office of the County Clerk. Joseph of the County Clerk. Joseph E. years from the date it was filed in the on Sep 02, 2016. This statement a newspaper of general circulation,
five years from the date it was filed E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Office of the County Clerk. Joseph expires five years from the date it printed in this county, at least once
in the Office of the County Clerk. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: by. Tara Jaysinghe. FBN Number: by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. was filed in the Office of the County each week for four successive weeks
Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk 2016‑0002192. Published: Aug 25. 2016‑0002386. Published: Aug 2016‑0002385. Published: Aug Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County prior to the date set for hearing on
(SEAL) by. Adela Bustos. FBN Number: Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016‑0002355. Published: Sep 1, 8, Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN the petition. Dated Aug 31, 2016 .
2016‑0002305. Published: Aug 18, 15, 22 2016. Number: 2016‑0002538. Published: by Judge James E. Herman of the
25. Sep 1, 8 2016. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Superior Court. Published. Sep 1, 8,
STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME 15, 22 2016.
is/are doing business as: Cloudsme person(s) is/are doing business as: person(s) is/are doing business STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
STATEMENT The following USA at 1730 Garden St. Santa Brasil Stone Granite Marble at as: J&K Properties, Rumor Mill person(s) is/are doing business as: STATEMENT The following person(s)
person(s) is/are doing business as: Barbara, CA 93109; Giuseppe 1233 De La Vina St Santa Barbara, Recording at 1068 Oak Glen Road Brady Wealth Management, is/are doing business as: Launch Notice to Creditors
Yoshinoya 4146 at 1180 University Domenico Padula Via Santa Chiara, CA 93101; Haroldo Souza (same Santa Ynez, CA 93460; Joel Jacks Insurance And Financial Services Yourself, West End Group at
Circle Santa Barbara, CA 93106; NOTICE TO CREDITORS ATTORNEY
64 Rimini (RN), Italty 47921 This address) This business is conducted (same address) Katie Jacks (same at 735 Juanita Ave Santa Barbara, 1482 East Valley Road, Suite 245 for DEBRA ARROYO, Trustee of the
Bao Thai Nguyen 7543 Sea Gull Dr. business is conducted by a Individual by a Individual Signed: Santa address) This business is conducted CA 93109; Secure Capital Solutions, Santa Barbara, CA 93108; West End
Goleta, CA 93117 This business is Gerald D. Howard Family Residential
Signed: Santa Barbara County on Barbara County on Aug 19, 2016. by a Married Couple Signed: Santa Inc (same address) This business is Partners, Inc. (same address) WT Trust dated January 11, 2010
conducted by a Individual Signed: Aug 09, 2016. This statement expires This statement expires five years Barbara County on Aug 08, 2016. conducted by a Corporation Signed: Acquisition LLC (same address) This
Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA
five years from the date it was filed in from the date it was filed in the This statement expires five years Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, business is conducted by a limited SANTA BARBARA FOR THE COUTY
2016. This statement expires five the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph Office of the County Clerk. Joseph from the date it was filed in the 2016. This statement expires five Partnership Santa Barbara County
years from the date it was filed in the OF SANTA BARBARA PROBATE
E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Office of the County Clerk. Joseph years from the date it was filed on Aug 29, 2016. This statement DIVISION COUNTY In re the Gerald
Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: by. Christine Potter. FBN Number: E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) in the Office of the County Clerk. expires five years from the date it
Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe D. Howard Family Residential Trust
2016‑0002308. Published: Aug 25. 2016‑0002416. Published: Aug by. Tania Paredes. FBN Number: Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk was filed in the Office of the County reated January 11, 2010, by Gerald
Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002365. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016‑0002283. Published: Aug (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk
Published: Aug 18, 25. Sep 1, D. Howard, Decedent. Case No.
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016‑0002369. Published: Sep 1, (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 16PR00342 NOTICE TO CREDITORS
8 2016. 8, 15, 22 2016. 2016‑0002490. Published: Sep 8,
STATEMENT The following STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME (Prob. Code 19040 (b), 19052)
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME person(s) is/are doing business as: person(s) is/are doing business STATEMENT The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME 15, 22, 29 2016. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN to the
STATEMENT The following person(s) Dwight Gregory And Associates, as: M.O.B.S. Members Only person(s) is/are doing business as: STATEMENT The following person(s) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME creditors and contingent creditors of
is/are doing business as: Pacific Films Architecture at 2800 Exeter Place Barber Shop at 716 Western Soundcrutch at 518 W. Gutierrez is/are doing business as: Institute STATEMENT The following person(s) the above‑named decendent, that
at 133 E. De La Guerra#320 Santa Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Dwight E. Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93101; St. Apt C Santa Barbara, CA 93101; For Blood & Cancer Research is/are doing business as: Castillo Inn all persons having claims against the
Barbara, CA 93101; Ray Hamilton Gregory (same address) This business Henry R. Franco (same address) Nicholas Lee Pope (same address) (ICBR) at 1111 Chapala Street Suite at 22 Castillo Street Santa Barbara, Decedent are required to file them
(same address) This business is is conducted by a Individual Signed: This business is conducted by a This business is conducted by a 200 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Santa CA 93101; Twin Pines Apartments, with the Superior Court, at 1100
conducted by a Individual Signed: Ray Santa Barbara County on Aug 19, Individual Signed: Santa Barbara Individual Signed: Nick Pope Santa Barbara Foundation (same address) LP 125 E. Victoria Street, Suite G Anacapa Street, 93101, Santa Barbara,
Hamilton Santa Barbara County on 2016. This statement expires five years County on Aug 16, 2016. This Barbara County on Aug 15, 2016. This business is conducted by a Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This California 93101, and mail or delivera
Aug 01, 2016. This statement expires from the date it was filed in the statement expires five years from This statement expires five years Corporation Santa Barbara County business is conducted by a Limited copy to DEBRA ARROYO, as trustee of
five years from the date it was filed in Office of the County Clerk. Joseph the date it was filed in the Office from the date it was filed in the on Aug 31, 2016. This statement Partnership Santa Barbara County the Trust dated January 11, 2010, of
the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Office of the County Clerk. Joseph expires five years from the date it on Aug 26, 2016. This statement which the Decedent was the settlor, at
E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) was filed in the Office of the County expires five years from the date it 496 Hupa Street, Ventura, CA 93001,
by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002413. Published: Aug 25. by. Adela Bustos. FBN Number: by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County was filed in the Office of the County within the later of four (4) months after
2016‑0002228. Published: Aug 18, Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 2016‑0002377. Published: Aug 2016‑0002362. Published: Aug Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk August 18, 2016 (the date of the first
25. Sep 1, 8 2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 18, 25. Sep 1, 8 2016. FBN Number: 2016‑0002513. (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: publication of notice to creditors) or, if
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016. 2016‑0002478. Published: Sep 8, notice is mailed or personally deliivered
The following FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME
STATEMENT The following person(s) STATEMENT The following person(s) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME 15, 22, 29 2016. to you, 60 days after the date this
person(s) is/are doing business as: STATEMENT The following
is/are doing business as: Innovative A‑OK Power Equipment at 5777 is/are doing business as: Teeccino STATEMENT The following person(s) FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME notice is mailed or personally delivered
person(s) is/are doing business
Fruition at 6647 El Colegio Rd. Brewing Company at 1015 A Cindy is/are doing business as: Beefhearts STATEMENT The following person(s) to you, or you must petitionto file
Hollister Ave Goleta, CA 93117; as: TMI Research Services at
#D‑320 Goleta, CA 93117; Bart C. A‑OK Mower Shops, Inc N Milpas Lane Carpinteria, CA 93013‑2905; at 242 San Rafael Ave Santa Barbara, is/are doing business as: Holton a late claim as provide in Probate
5949 #C Hollister Ave Goleta, CA
Glasmacher (same address) This Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103 Teeccino Caffe, Inc. (same address) This CA 93109; Nicholas Bodden (same Building Enclosures at 6170 Malva Code S19103. For your protection,
93117; John L. Taylor 543 Carlo Dr
business is conducted by a Individual This business is conducted by a business is conducted by a Corporation address) This business is conducted Ave Goleta, CA 93117; Scot James you are encouraged to file your claim
Goleta, CA 93117 This business is
Signed: Bart C. Glasmacher Santa Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara Signed: Caoline Macdougall, CEO by a Individual Signed: Nicholas Miller (same address) This business by certified mail, with return receipt
conducted by a Individual Signed:
Barbara County on Aug 08, 2016. County on Aug 22, 2016. This Santa Barbara County on Aug 18, Bodden Santa Barbara County is conducted by a Individual Santa requested. Dated: August 08, 2016.
Santa Barbara County on Aug
This statement expires five years from statement expires five years from 2016. This statement expires five years on Aug 30, 2016. This statement Barbara County on Aug 30, 2016. Signed: JAMES P. GRIFFITH (State Bar
18, 2016. This statement expires
the date it was filed in the Office of the date it was filed in the Office from the date it was filed in the expires five years from the date it This statement expires five years from No. 110637) Law Offices of James
five years from the date it was
the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Office of the County Clerk. Joseph was filed in the Office of the County the date it was filed in the Office of P. Griffith 25 East Anapamu Street
filed in the Office of the County
County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, #2 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 (805)
Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County
FBN Number: 2016‑0002282. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: Clerk (SEAL) by. Christine Potter. FBN County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa 962‑5821 jim@jamesgriffithlaw.comt
Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN
Published: Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016‑0002429. Published: Aug 2016‑0002395. Published: Sep 1, 8, Number: 2016‑0002503. Published: Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002509. Published: Aug 18, 25. Sep 1, 8 2016.
Number: 2016‑0002400. Published:
2016. 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016. 15, 22 2016. Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

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