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MAGAZINE v
DECEMBER, 1961 • VOL. 20 NO. 2
by Poul Anderson
WAY
NOVELETTES ROBERT M. GUINN
WALL OF CRYSTAL, EYE OF NIGHT 110 Publisher
by Algis Budrys
AN OLD FASHIONED BIRD CHRISTMAS
by Margaret St. Clair
148
FREDERIK POHL
Managing Editor
OUT
THE LITTLE MAN WHO WASN’T QUITE 178 WILLY LEY
Science Editor
by William W. Stuart
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DEPARTMENTS
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are fiction, and any similarity
he can manage to translate so as would possess nearly thirty. We
WAY OUT THERE 5
between characters and actual to evoke interest in the reader; can see, under the best conditions,
persons is coincidental.
GALAXY’S FIVE STAR SHELF 144 and what interests him in The some two or three thousand of
Printed in the U. S. A.
neighbors in the universe. Almost around the center we might have ly imagine himself to be unique. Jupiter’s west.
certainly many of these stars had visitors every second Sun- So, as Anderson says, we’re Give them a few more months
have planets; we have hope that day afternoon. in all likelihood not alone. We and Saturn will have moved over
at least a few of these planets may The Day After Doomsday are merely out of touch . . . into the next constellation, Capri-
harbor life intelligent life, life
. . . gives us a view of what our galaxy cornus, Jupiter close behind.
of something resembling our own may be like, from the point of /'''LOSER tohome, by the way, Around February they will almost
kind. And even a “few” might view of the races who live in it: this is a good season for seem to touch. Meanwhile the
mean many thousands. countless worlds, more interested planet-watching. faster planets —
Venus and Mars
in their own immediate problems Of the five bright planets — will have skipped through Leo,
A LL in all, the inhabited, civil- than in fruitless wanderings into Saturn is one of the more difficult Virgo, Libra and Scorpius to
ized worlds in our own gal- remote skies. There isn’t any rea- to spot by accident. Hanging in catch up with the slow giants. In
axy may well be numbered in the son why they should exert them- the same part of the sky for years February all four of them will be
thousands or millions. selves to visit Earth, after all. on end, it doesn’t betray its in the same part of the sky. A bril-
So why, one asks at once, And even if we assume them as —
presence as the faster, closer-to- liant spectacle but, unfortun-
. . .
haven’t any of the neighbors curious as the Polynesians or as the-sun planets do by popping — ately, not for us Earthmen to see.
dropped in for a call? trade-hungry as a Marco Polo, from constellation to constella- The trouble is that a still
Well, perhaps they have. The exploration between stars is a tion. It moves, all right. But it brighter object will be in the same
Earth is old, and organized slow, tedious task. The distances moves slowly. point on the ecliptic namely the —
record-keeping goes back only a are not merely linear. It is only For the past three and a half sun itself. It will take a spaceship
few moments of its long day. some six-hundred-odd light-years years Saturn has been in the con- to see this particular four-planet
Quite a sizable settlement of from here to Rigel; but the vol- stellation Sagittarius. About a conjunction . . .
Sirians or Arcturans could have ume of space a Rigellian would year ago it was joined there by So don’t wait till February. If
been built on North America be- have to survey to stand an even Jupiter himself. Slowly as Jupiter you want a good look at, at least,
tween glaciations, not so very chance of running into Earth rolls, he still overtakes Saturn; Jupiter and Saturn, your chance
many thousand years ago. There amounts to half a billion cubic Jupiter is catching up and in an- is now.
wasn’t a human eye on the conti- light-years, encompassing many other few months will pass.
nent to see it, and its physical thousands of stars. From the Meanwhile the presence of THE EDITOR
6 GALAXY 7
^"”1 K540, the 27th son of two acid. It had been continuously
Orthedrin,maxiton and glutamic
acid — they
were the prescription
very ordinary white lab-
oratory rats, surveyed his
irrigated with blood. One hemi-
sphere had been activated far in
that made him king of his world! world. excess of the other, since previ-
He was no more able than any ous experiments had shown that
other rat to possess articulate increased lack of symmetry be-
speech, or to use his paws as tween the hemispheres produced
hands. All he had was a brain superior mentality. The end-re-
which, relative to its size, was sult was an enormous increase in
superior to any rat’s that had brain-cells both hemispheres.
in
hitherto appeared on Earth. It His brain showed also a marked
was enough. increase in cholinesterase over
In the first week of gestation that of other rats.
his embryo had been removed to SK540, in other words, was a
a more suitable receptacle than super-rat.
the maternal womb, and his The same processes had been
brain had been stimulated with applied to all his brothers and
orthedrin, maxiton and glutamic sisters. Most of them had died.
DEFORO Illustrated by WOOD
Wf*
mgr
s
show the desired results, or followers — whom he would fashioned furniture;but it was
and near the labora-
they hadn’t taken SK540. Now
to join his midnight solidly built they’ve got to find him, or do
showed them in so lopsided and release
where he worked as a tech- about five years’ work over again,
hegira from the laboratory. Only tory
partial a manner that it was
nician, and they could live rent- without any assurance of as great
necessary to destroy them. the meekest and most subser-
All of this, of course had been vient of the males —
intelligent free until they could sell the a success. To say nothing of let-
mere preparation and experi- but not too intelligent and — house and use the money to buy ting our super-rat loose on the
turb the humans in the house “Sure, if you leave the car. I’m I heard them run away.”
Norah bitterly. “SK540’s too
Philip stared at her, scared to smart. They’ll stay inside the
until SK540 had all his prepara- not going to walk all that way
death. His wife had lost her walls and keep quiet.”
tions made. and back.”
“Then we’ll find the holes they
A little more of that silent So of course Philip did do the mind.
“Now, now, sweetheart,” he went through and rout them out.”
communication, and the rat who shopping the next day. Besides,
had run over Nor ah’s face knew Norah had just remembered she said soothingly, “let’s get this They didn’t, of course. There
he had only two choices - have— had a date at the hairdresser’s. straight. They fired a lab boy wasn’t a sign of a rathole, or of
his throat slit or get out. He got. today. They found four of our a rat.
WW7HEN he got home her hair rats in his home. He told some They got through dinner and
“What do you know?” Philip
” idiotic story of having ‘found’ the evening somehow. Norah put
said that evening. “One of our was stilluncurled and she
them, with the others missing, all the food not in cans inside
rats came back.” was in One of the
hysterics.
running loose on the street that the old-fashioned icebox which
“By itself?” many amenities great-aunt
night, but of course he stole them. took the place of a refrigerator.
“Yeah. I never heard of such Martha’s house lacked was a
He must have sold the rest of Philip thought he was too dis-
a thing. It was one of the ex- telephone; anyway, Norah
them to other kids; they’re work- turbed to be able to sleep, but
perimental ones, so it was couldn’t have been coherent over
ing on that now.” he did, and Norah, exhausted,
smarter than most, though not one. She cast herself, shuddering
Norah blew her nose and was asleep as soon as her head
such an awful lot. I never heard and crying, into Philip’s arms,
wiped her eyes. She had regained touched the pillow.
of a rat with homing instinct and it was a long time before he
her usual calm. His last doubt of his wife’s
before. But when we opened up got her soothed enough for her
“Philip Vinson,” she said cold- sanity vanished when, the next
this morning, there he was, sitting to gasp: “Philip! They wouldn’t
ly, “are you accusing me of lying, morning, they found the icebox
in his cage, ready for breakfast.” let me out!”
or just of being crazy? I’m door open and half the food
“Speaking of breakfast, I “They? Who? What do you
neither. I saw and heard those gone.
thought I asked you to buy a mean?”
big box of oatmeal on your way “The —
the rats! The white rats. They’re here now. What’s
more, I guess I know where that UnHHAT settles it!” Philip
home yesterday. It’s about the rats.They- made a ring around
oatmeal went, and the eggs and announced. “Come on,
only thing in the way of cereal me at the front door so I couldn’t
bacon too, and the cheese. I’m Norah, put your coat on. You’re
I can manage on that old stove.” open it. I ran to the back and
“I did buy it. Don’t you re- they beat me there and did the
— I’m a hostage! coming with me to the lab and
“I don’t suppose,” she added we’ll report what’s happened.
member? I left it in the kitchen.” same thing. I even tried the
sarcastically, your SK540
“that They’ll those creatures if
find
“Well, it wasn’t there this windows but it was no use. And
morning. All I know is that their teeth — they all — I guess
was one of the ones they found
in the boy’s home?”
they have to tear the house apart
to do it. That boy must have
you’re going to have nothing but I went to pieces. I started throw-
“No, it wasn’t,” he acknowl- been telling the truth.”
toast and coffee tomorrow. We ing things at them and they just
edged uneasily. A nasty little icy “You couldn’t keep me away,”
seem to be out of eggs, too. And dodged. I yelled for help but
trickle stole down his spine. “All Norah responded. “I’ll never
bacon. And I thought we had half there’s nobody near enough to
74 GALAXY
Philip was right. SK540 alone 64TTE — he just wants to be r downstairs. He was back in a pantry. But behind it they could
stood there and sidled in as the free,” she said in a
few minutes. hear squeaks and rustlings.
door closed solidly again behind choked whisper. “It was Kelly, all right,” he SK540 scratched delicately at
him. “You mean you’re not afraid “I said you were almost invisible cracks. A section
told her. sick
How could one communicate of him any more?”
and I couldn’t leave you to of the wall, two by four inches,
with a rat? Philip could think of “You said yourself he couldn’t phone. I said I’d be there tomor- fell out on the floor.
no way except to pick him up, intimidate us without his army.”
row. Now what?” “So that’s where some of the
place him where they were face Philip thought a minute. Then SK540’s white oatmeal
whiskers went,” Norah com-
to face,and talk. he said slowly: emerged from under the pillow, mented. “Made into paste.”
“Are your —
followers out- “Iwonder if we had the right and he jumped over to the table “Sh!”
side?” he asked. to do this to him in the first again. Norah’s cheeks were pink. SK540 vanished through the
A rodent’s face can have no place. He would have been an ‘When it came to the point, I hole. They waited, listening to
expression, but Philip caught a ordinary laboratory rat, mindless she
couldn’t,” explained incomprehensible
just sounds. Out-
glance of contempt in the beady and contented; we’ve made him shamefacedly. “I suddenly real- side it had grown dark.
eyes. The slaves were doubtless into a neurotic alien in his
ized that he’s a person. I couldn’t
bedded down in their hideaway, world.”
not responsible, dar-
let him be taken back to prison.”
fT HEN
,
the leader emerged and
with strict orders to stay there “You’re “Aren’t you frightened any stood to one side of the
and keep quiet. ling; you’re a technician, not a
more?” long line that pattered through
“You know,” Philip Vinson biochemist.” ‘Not of him.” She faced the the hole. The two humans stared,
went on, “I could kill you, very “I share the responsibility. We super-rat squarely. “Look,” she fascinated, as the line made
easily.” The words would mean all do.”
said, “if we take care of you, will back door and
straight for the
nothing toSK540; the tone “So what? The
remains
fact
you get rid of that gang of yours, under it. SK540 stayed where
might. He watched the beady that it was done, and here he is
so we can be free too?”
eyes; there was nothing in them — and here we are.” “That’s nonsense, Norah,”
he was.
‘Will they go back to the
but intelligent attention, no The doorbell rang.
“He
Philip objected. can’t pos- lab?” Norah asked.
flicker of fear. and Norah exchanged
Philip
siblyunderstand you.” Philip shrugged.
“Or I could tie you up and glances. SK540 watched them.
“Dogs and cats learn to under- “It doesn’t matter. Some of
take you to the laboratory and “It’s probably Kelly, from the
stand enough, and he’s smarter them may ... I feel like a
let them decide whether to keep lab,” Philip said, “trying to find
than any dog or cat that ever traitor.”
you or kill you. We
are all much out why I wasn’t there today. It’s
lived.” “I don’t. I one of
feel like
bigger and stronger than you. just about quitting time, and he “But — ”
those people who hid escaped
Without your army you can’t in- lives nearest us.”
The words froze on his lips. war prisoners in Europe.”
timidate us.” Norah astonished him. She
SK540 had jumped to the floor When the rats were all gone,
There was, of course, no picked up SK540 from the bed-
and run to the door. There he they turned to SK540. But with-
answer. But SK540 did a start- side table where Philip had
stood and looked back at them, out a glance at them he re-
ling and touching thing. He placed him, and hid him under his tail twitching. entered the hiding-place. In a
reached out one front paw, as if her pillow. “He wants us to follow him,” minute he returned, herding two
in appeal. “Get rid of whoever it is,” she Norah murmured. white rats before him. He stood
Norah caught her breath in said defensively. Philip stared for
There was no sign of a hole still, obviously expectant
astonishment. an instant, then walked briskly the back wall of the disused
in Philip squatted on his heels.
T
section owes
we’re really traitors — to the was too late —
until both of tence to a letter I recently
its exis-
human race.” them lay writhing in their last came across while sorting
“You mean, if the offspring spasms on their bedroom floor. out old papers. It came to me
should inherit his brain-power, By the time the house was from China fourteen years ago
they might overrun us all?” broken into and their bodies (and a date stamp shows that I
“Not might. Would.” found, SK540 and his two wives answered The
“So —”
were far away, and safe. . .
US
it then.)
bears the notation “check Konrad
letter also
“So it’s an insoluble problem, And this, children, is the true BA Kyeser,” but because of a move
on our terms. We have to think account, handed down by tradi- BALI
from Washington, D. C., to New
of this as a war, and of them as tion from the days of our great Jersey which took place soon
our enemies. What is our word Founder, of how the human race after I never got around to that
of honor to a rat?” ceased to exist and we took over until now.
“But to a super-rat — to the world.
. . .
told me that he was a graduate of cestors. We have found later that loon probably traveled the other In spite of all their mistakes it
the Imperial Russian Artillery this custom, like all Chinese cus- way. So that the “thousand-year- worked.
School and that he fled Russia toms, is very old, dating back not old” custom would perhaps date They knew — or found out for
and made his
after the revolution hundreds but thousands of years back to around the year 1800. the purpose—
that the sphere was
home There he became
in China. and so well forgotten in other, the body combining largest vol-
Y
employee of the Chinese
a civilian
Ordnance Department during the
less remote, parts of China that
even very few Chinese ever heard M ment
reasons for passing judg-
like that
at a
were the fol-
time when noth-
ume with smallest surface. They
learned that smoke was not indis-
pensable. And on June 5, 1783,
Second World War. After this of it.” lowing: If,
introduction G. Larikov pro- Considering that mountainous ing in Europe took to the air but they made their first public dem-
ceeded to the reason for writing Szechwan is a remote place, birds and insects, hot-air balloons onstration, with an unmanned
his letter: where one would hardly expect from China had become known paper balloon about 35 feet in
“During my stay in Szechwan the farmers to construct hot-air via a returning missionary, that diameter.
Province during the first half of ballons of the Montgolfier type fact would have been written up One year later the first hydro-
the recent war,” he wrote, “I lived as a pastime, the anxiety of the at great length.Nor would their gen balloon was built, though not
for several years in a deep valley, guards and the surprise of their Chinese origin have been con- by the Montgolfiers.
something like your canyons, superiors both become under- cealed in any way. Just at that How quickly the news got
where our arsenal was located for standable. time Europeans were very much around is shown by the fact that
against Japanese But the fact is that the farmers interested in things Chinese. On on December 27, 1783, Johann
protection
bombers. Soon after our arrival did. And that raises the inevitable the other hand, the Montgolfiers’ Wolfgang von Goethe wrote to a
in that valley the guards started question ofhow they learned it hot-airpaper balloons did cause friend about the attempts of the
to send reports that from time and from whom. (That the cus- an enormous stir and everything Court Apothecary Buchholz in
to time mysterious lights ap- tom is “thousands of years old” is
connected with them was written Weimar “to master the art of
peared floating far above our a statement that can safely be down by somebody. Because of Montgolfier.” One on still see the
arsenal. Our men were greatly disregarded. The Chinese were in thatwe know precisely how the smile on his face when reading
alarmed and immediately decided the habit of claiming every one of came about.
invention his description. “Buchholz tor-
that it was some kind of Japanese their institutions to be thousands The brothers Montgolfier tures the air but without success.
deviltry. I tried to reassure them of years old.) My correspondent (Jacques Etien and Joseph) be- The spheres refuse to rise. One of
all, did not
that those lights, after did not try to answer that ques- gan by wondering what kept the them hastily rose to the ceiling,
cause us any harm. But they also tion,but said that possibly “in clouds up. And they saw, of but only once.” Interestingly
reported the story to the local former .years, some missionaries course, that smoke from a chim- Goethe continued that he “had
brought the idea of hot-air bal- ney rose and formed “clouds,” too.
Chinese police and insisted on a resolved to progress slowly, and
thorough investigation. At long loons from China to Europe, Was smoke powerful enough to hope to be the first to chase an
last it was found that the farmers where it was adapted by the carry something up with it? Well, enormous paper ball into the air.”
mountains brothers Montgolfier for their sometimes you could see a half- History does not know any-
who lived in the
around our valley had the custom flying experiments.” burned piece of paper rising. So thing about a hot-air balloon
of sending into the night air paper I probably answered at the they first built a kind of inverted built and launched by Goethe.
balloons with small oil lamps at- time that I felt sure that mission- paper bag to catch the smoke, Either somebody succeeded be-
tached to them when somebody aries —more specifically French and they saw to it that the fire fore him in his area, or else he
1929 space travel was just a fan- evil but also somewhat stupid). what Feldhaus should have done
IVTOW for my long delayed re- tastic dream to F. M. Feldhaus. At night a lamp was to illuminate
' solve to “check Konrad Kye- Well it was Feldhaus who it from within. Konrad Kyeser
ser.” pointed his finger at a device wrote that this lamp should have
When read Mr. Larikov’s let-
I which he said employed Mont- a wick soaked in Oleum benedic-
ter suggesting that the Mont- golfier’s principle long before tum. The latter was his term for
golfier brothers were not the ori- Montgolfier. This device was the “kerosene” and it seems as if he
ginal inventors of the hot-air so-called Dragon Standard (see wasn’t too sure just what that
balloon. I remembered that some- figure), which must have existed was.
body else had said the same thing. around the year 1400. No such
This somebody else had been a dragon standard has been pre- TT'ONRAD KYESER also
Swiss engineer by the name of served anywhere, for reasons added that one could use a
Franz Marie Feldhaus, who later which will become apparent very rocket for illumination and said
became famous as a historian of soon. that this rocket should be put in
technology. (When I met him We know about them through the dragon’s tail.
about thirty years ago he told me a book called Bellitortis, written Feldhaus, after examining the
how this had come about. In prin- by Konrad Kyeser von Eichstaedt picture and a few similar ones
ciple it was quite simple. He did and finished during the last week from later hand-written copies of Dragon Standard of 1400 A.D.
What it really is is a so-called Department of Vertebrate Pale- lowed after the Triassic were the
fish kite. ontology of the American Muse- Jurassic and the Cretaceous peri-
But if it were a kite shouldn’t um of Natural History. ods,and we know winged reptiles
it be shown trailing the rider? Itturned out to be the earliest from both of htem. In fact, we
Yes, it should be. The reason why known “flying reptile.” Since the know two types, a short-tailed
it doesn’t is probably that the scientific description isn’t out yet version, the pterodactyls, and a
artist wanted a nice composition I don’t know what its name will long-tailed version, Rhampho-
on the manuscript page. It is also be. Following normal scientific —
rhynchus the latter known so
possible that the artist had never usage the name could be Pam- far only from the upper (which
seen one of these kite standards protopteryx, but there are a few means more recent) Jurassic of
demonstrated. And it is just as drawbacks to that name, aside Bavaria. The short-tailed ptero-
possible that the artist was just The North Bergen Fossil from the layman’s customary dactyls are known to have lived
careless. Paintings of sailing ships (Courtesy: American Museum of complaint that it would be hard from the very early part of the
with the sails billowing one way Natural History.) to pronounce. In the first place, Jurassic period until the end of
and the flags streaming the other naming a new genus is the privi- the Cretaceous period, when they
are no rarity. sil, and should wait until the
I lege of the discoverer or of the became extinct.
one of these kite standards
If formal scientific description has man who produces the first scien-
had been preserved we could see been published before I write tific description. In the second
with our own eyes that it was a about it. But the case is not only place the name is slightly wrong.
kite and not a hot-air balloon. But unique but so surprising in many The Greek root words would
none has been preserved, I sus- respects that I prefer telling an mean “first of all to fly” but the
pect because of the wick soaked incomplete story to waiting. root word for the last part of the
in Oleum benedictum. They prob- The fossil in question is from name pteron means “wing” or
ably all burned up in action. the black shale of an abandoned “fin” and can be stretched to
quarry in North Bergen in New mean “paddle.” At any event, it
THE ORIGIN OF FLIGHT Jersey. That black shale is rather implies something active. But the
reliably dated as being 175 mil- reptile from North Bergen did not Flying Reptile Pterodactylus
This is going to be about a fos- lion years old, which means it was fly actively. from the Jurassic of Bavaria
They couldn’t be anywhere else. observer swore that it can avoid saurs, we know that they sprang times, namely the Tertiary. But
Hence the discovery of early Tri- obstacles while gliding. When it from a group of usually fairly Draco volans is now an isolated
reaches the tree trunk where it small reptiles, probably largely form. It has no near living rela-
assic pterosaurs, though it hasn’t
wants to land it lowers its tail tree-dwelling, which bear the tives and no fossil ancestors are
happened yet, is something to be
held stretched out while gliding scientific name of Pseudosuchia. known.
expected.
But the fossil I misnamed and seems to throw its head back, There is not much sense in trans-
Pamprotopteryx above resembles obviously getting the “parachute” lating a label like this, but one THE BIGGEST GUNS
in construction something which surface into a braking position. might refer to them as the pseudo-
has been in the books, as a living As a glider, the performance of crocodiles. I did not get many good ques-
reptile, for around 200 years. It the North Bergen reptile must During the period preceding tions this month, but one which
is a tree lizard from Java and ad- have been at least as good as that the Triassic,namely the Permian, came from a reader in Salt Lake
jacent islands with an overall of the living Draco volans. they had come from an older City will probably use up what
length of about 8 inches, of which As the pictures show, there can group of reptiles which had split space I have left.
the slender tail accounts for 5 be no direct connection between into two groups. The pseudosu- The gentleman made a trip to
inches. Carolus Linnaeus named the Triassic parachute reptile chians are one of these two. The Russia last year and, like all tour-
it Draco volans (I can’t seem to from North Bergen and the ptero- other group is labelled parasu- istswho come to Moscow, he was
saurs of the Jurassic. The latter chians and there isn’t much to be taken to Red Square and shown
get away from “flying dragons”
in this column!) and zoological had developed a real wing, a skin told about them. But the pseudo- the “Czar Pushka.” ( pushka is
handbooks state that there are stretched by one enormously suchians had gone on to glory. just the Russian word for “can-
about 35 different species of elongated finger —the one anato- From them sprang the pterosaurs,
the dinosaurs, the crocodilians
non.”) During the return trip an-
other passenger told him that one
them. Nobody is too specific
and even the birds. of the Sultans had an even bigger
about the number of species.
Some of them may be mistakes It would be most interesting if cannon built. The question is,
it turns out that the North Bergen simply, about the dimensions of
because the coloration of the in-
fossil is a pseudosuchian too. If so, the Czar Pushka and whether
cidentally very beautiful “flying
this group would have invented there have been bigger guns.
dragon” varies considerably from
one specimen to the next.
flying three times, once in a glid- The dimensions of the highly
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that the cannon would be dis- meter which came in three Quarterlies for same, 14 issues 1929-
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NDREW
A trying
things
wasn’t working out.
tional
to
at
message (delivered by
Stephens
think
once,
An
of
and
was
two
inspira-
it
Andy Stephens
four feet
stared at the
farthest corner of his office (about
from nose) and
his
sighed. He didn’t have a slogan
in his body, let alone on (or off)
A laudable
thought,
desire,
Crumbly, president of Planetary the top of his head. However, it also seemed that sheet into his jacket and left the
Promotions, Inc.) was mixing it- His assignment was an easy a planet had to demonstrate that Main Office for Felix II.
self up in his mind with the one, Crumbly had assured him. it would be contributing some-
probable difficulties of his first Planetary Promotions always thing to the Federation before it ii'E’XCUSE me,” said a femi-
company assignment. started new men off with easy was allowed to join. In other nine voice. “Are you with
He hoped
he was thinking, and ones. Only fair. words, Andy thought, you have Planetary Promotions?”
not worrying. Crumbly said worry Andy squared his narrowish to have something they want, or Andy looked up. A sandy-
was fatal in the promotion shoulders in as close an imitation they won’t let you in. haired girl with a passable figure
business. It was fervor, not fret, of Crumbly’s desk-side manner as A buzzer squawked out of the and nice legs was looking down
Crumbly said, that had made he could, and picked up the dope dun-colored box on his desk. at him. “Yes,” he said. “I’m Andy
Planetary Promotions, Inc., what sheet. Andy jumped, and flipped the Stephens.”
it was today. And it was work, It seemed there was a planet, lever. The girllooked relieved. “I’m
not worry, that would make it Felix II, somewhere near the “The busto the port will be Edith Featherpenny from the
what it was destined to be to- edge of nowhere. It wanted to at the door in seven minutes,” steno pool,” she said. “I was afraid
morrow. join the Galactic Federation. the grim voice of the Lower Of- I wouldn’t be able to find you.”
ing an orange. When the juice urge to confide in Miss Feather- jjeep alive, but it’s still not quite sheet didn’t say that.”
Recent. On Mahridge, it’s the din- “Tourist trade,” Andy breathed,
had been mopped up and the penny. She did, after all, look as
jn g
room, not the bathroom, that his eyes gleaming with the solu-
woman apologized to, Miss if there might be something be-
Featherpenny squeezed in beside sides fluff in her head. has a door with a lock on it for tion of his problem.
privacy. Since the two-foot-tall welcom-
Andy. “Look,” he said. “This is my
“Is he married?” asked Miss ing committee showed no signs
on the
“Is that the information first assignment, on my fourth
Featherpenny, who didn’t intend of moving, they started toward
case?” She indicated the dope job, on my second career. I’ve got
t0 be a
steno all her life. “I him.
sheet crumpled under Andy’s to make
good. My
father is begin-
arm. ning to get impatient.” mean,” she added quickly, “his “My name,” Andy said in
wife would get anxious about his Galactic, “is Andrew Stephens.
“Yes.” Andy tried to pull it Miss Featherpenny’s eyes grew
selling something like that, that I’m here from Planetary Promo-
out.“Were you issued one?” He softer.“Fathers are usually more
could get him put in prison, or tions.”
moved his elbow and tried again. patient than their children think,”
The orange woman glared at she encouraged.
killed.How did he do it?” “I know,” the Felician mutter-
There was a certain coolness ed ungraciously. “I came out from
him. “But,” Andy added morosely,
Miss Featherpenny shook her “I have a brother, a salesman
in Andy’s voice. “He took a lead town to meet you. name isMy
from the dope peddlers. He con- Blahrog. Who’s this?”
head. “Miss Ellis told me you’d with Universal Products. He
tell me everything I needed to keeps getting promoted, and I
verted the adolescent Mahrid- “My steno, Miss Featherpen-
gians first. It’s all right to eat on ny.”
know.” keep getting fired. Dad must be
Mahridge now.” “Urk.” Obviously Blahrog had
Andy felt obscurely flattered. conscious of the contrast.”
Miss Featherpenny diplomat- never heard the term “steno” and
“It doesn’t look too promising,” “Maybe,” Miss Featherpenny
ized. “I don’t think that’s ethical. was interpreting it freely. “I’m
he admitted. suggested, “your brother’s been
Convincing people to do what in charge of our admission to the
Miss Featherpenny glanced at lucky. You know, being assigned
they thinkis wrong.” Federation. That means I’m in
the dope sheet and found a ray jobs that were easier than they
Andy was still suspicious. He charge of you.” He eyed Andy
of hope. “The Federation only sound.”
said, “Ethical or not, he got the unenthusiastically. “You haven’t
requires that the Felician exports Andy glanced at her to see if
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SATISFACTION GUARANT E E D 93
was translating, “we cannot ing with men had not extended
was hoping maybe
cheerfully. “I Andy choke. “Tastes ro g
think of a single product which to Felician males. Blahrog fright-
you had.” like cider,”he gasped.
we could sell. Have you any im- ened her with a feeling of supe-
Miss Featherpenny, who hadn’t Blahrog downed his without a
mediate suggestions?” rior and incomprehensible intel-
read the contract, gasped. wink. “It’s customary to give a
Blahrog’s expression indicated ligence.
Blahrog, who had read the con- guest a mug of Throatduster as a
sign of gratitude because he that he ought to say something, Hrom, although seventeen
tract, replied, “I haven’t. Let’s
hut Andy couldn’t think of a inches tall and weighing perhaps
get on into town where we can walked so far in the dust.”
thing, except that he didn’t need eleven pounds, was definitely
discuss the possibilities in com- “In this dust,” Miss Feather
penny murmured to her second a ny more Throatduster. “No,” he feminine and comprehensible.
fort.”
said firmly, if faintly. “Thank you “Why don’t women drink
They set out, walking un- glass of water, “any distance is
very much, but no.” He passed Throatduster?” Miss Feather-
equally through the thick white far.”
“Thoughtful custom,” Andy out cold. penny asked, on the strength of
dust that passed for paving on
“I’m afraid the journey was a two-hour acquaintance.
Felix II. said quickly. “Could you export
too much for him,” Miss Feather- “The men grow the grain here,”
“Don’t you use ground cars?” the beverage?”
“Sell Throatduster?” Blahrog
penny put in. Hrom explained, “and it’s theirs
Miss Featherpenny choked at the
“Ah, yes,” Blahrog translated as long as it’s in the fields. How-
end of the first half-mile. was indignant. “It would be a
for the Everking. “Throatduster ever, we
consider harvesting
“Don’t have technology,” Blah- breach of hospitality. Besides,
has that effect on some life forms. women’s work. We also make the
rog growled, stumping grimly Felix II can’t produce enough
Perhaps he had better retire, and Throatduster. Then we sell it to
along. “The Everking has a car, second-rate stuff, let alone first-
discuss the situation more fully the men. We don’t drink because
but he doesn’t use it much. No rate. Sometimes, in a bad year,
tomorrow.” it is uneconomical.”
fuel.” we have to greet guests with
The Everking motioned to a “Does everyone grow his own
As he walked, Andy composed water.”
of
pair stout-looking guards grain?”
a speech on the merits the of “What a pity,” said Miss Fea-
therpenny.
(thirty inches tall, at least). They “Not any more. Town women
tourist business, to be delivered
towed Miss Featherpenny’s im- have other sources of dress
to the Everking.
mediate superior out of the royal money. The custom started that
Miss Featherpenny grew visi- CHE became increasingly un-
bly more depressed with each ^ sympathetic as Andy swal-
presence.
“They will show him to his
way, that’s all.”
“If you’ll forgive my saying so,”
mile. She uttered an involuntary lowed another Throatduster at
room,” Blahrog explained. Miss Featherpenny remarked,
cry when the guard of the city the door of the Palace (a one-
The Everking let loose a quick “that dressyou are wearing must
gate appeared with a slender story building similar to a small
stream of Felician. have taken a big chunk out of
mug in each hand. barn), and yet another in the
“Would you,” Blahrog ad- your pocket.”
“Felician ladies don’t drink,” presence of the Everking (an
Felician with
dressed Miss Featherpenny, “en- Hrom sighed. “In my mother’s
Blahrog said gruffly. eighteen-inch a
joy meeting my daughter? The time, I would have thought
“I can fetch you a glass of beard-warmed paunch). Everking suggests it, since our nothing of it. Now, one such
water,” the guard offered, without Andy watched the Everking affairs could hardly be of interest gown is all I can afford.”
enthusiasm. dim and blur on his wooden to you.” would have thought your
“I
“Thank you,” said Miss Fea- throne. Swaying slightly, he
“I’d very pleased.” The
be fatherwas one of the wealthier
therpenny, with an attempt at {fluttered, “I wonder what proof
words were not empty ones. Edith men on Felix II,” Miss Feather-
sincerity. this stuff is?”
Featherpenny’s education in cop- penny remarked.
The contents of his mug made “In short, Mr. Stephens,” Blah-
“You must be quite sure that coal. Enough for our own fires and
Planetary Promotions won’t fail to spare.”
you.” She tried her best to sound “No one within a hundred
casual. light-years of Felix II uses coal
Hrom smiled faintly. “Have for fuel anymore,” Andy said
another of these seed cakes,” she gently. “Do you have enough for
96 GALAXY
“Twenty seasons or so.” Blah- “No,” the Everking shouted, i n
rog’s tone was off-handed, but his Galactic. teddy bears,” Miss Feather- “We make good shoes,” Blah-
b jed
-
eyes slid guiltily toward Andy “We tried that during the last penny said thoughtfully. “Every- rog said hopefully. “The tourists
and away again. Blahrog body loved them on sight.”
reign,” said. “It didn’t used to buy lots of them.”
Andy sighed. “Any other re- work.” “What happened to them?” “Hum,” Andy cogitated. “Here
sources?” “You’re pretty far off the ship, Blahrog asked with interest. we have something for which a
They went quickly through ping lanes, I’ll admit,” Andy said, “They became extinct.” market already exists. If we can
minerals, agricultural products “but surely you could attract expand the market and the pro-
and animal skins; established that enough tourists from somewhere NDY glared at her. How could duction He
Felicians could not teleport, levi-
tate or read minds. They were
to show a profit.”
“We showed a profit,” Blahrog
A he accomplish anything with
facilities
Blahrog with a
. .
finger,
.”
in
nailed
con-
a stupid steno butting in? She scious imitation Crumbly. of
technologically uneducated, and said morosely. looked away, guilty. “How many pairs of shoes can
had no industry on the factory- He translated a remark of the “It’s such a simple solution,” he Felix II produce in a single
system level. Everking’s. “We made money said. “It fits your situation per- season?”
“It is coal or nothing, Mr. hand over fist.” fectly.” “If the reserves were called in
Stephens,” Blahrog said with “Then why did you quit?” “That’s what we thought, until to the Cobbler’s, Guild, it would
finality. “Isn’t there some way to Andy was baffled. “Why did you we tried it,” Blahrog said, grin- be almost half the manpower of
make the Federation believe that restrict the planet?” ning sidelong at Miss Feather- the planet .” Blahrog paused,
. .
our coal is superior to other coal, “Because of the way we happen penny. doing mental arithmetic. “Four
and worth more?” to look.” you won’t try tourists,”
“If and a half million pairs, more or
“Do
you, perchance, own a size- “Like leprechauns,” Miss Fea- Andy snapped at both of them, less.” He sounded as though he
able proportion of Felician coal therpenny explained. “And Hrom “I don’t see exactly what you can were surprised.
reserves?” looks exactly like a little Christ- do.” “That ought to do it,” Andy
Blahrog nodded, guilty looking mas fairy.” “Maybe you didn’t cover every- said gleefully.
again. Blahrog winced. “The tourists thing in the special abilities list,” “But where will we find that
“Well, forget it. There isn’t found us amusing. We weren’t Miss Featherpenny suggested many pairs of feet?” Blahrog
enough.” real to them. It became difficult softly. asked.
for us to seem real to ourselves. Andy glared at her again. “All “There are eight million times
'T'HE Everking, who had been Most of my generation couldn’t right, Blahrog. Can you think of that many pairs of feet in the
holding Andy’s translator to grow up. The birth rate dropped. anything you can do that most Federation,” Andy said. “Leave
his ear in silence, burst into We closed the planet to keep the other species can’t?” the advertising to Planetary Pro-
speech. race alive. That’s all there is to Blahrog looked at the floor and motions.”
“His Foreverness says,” Blahrog it.” considered.“We can walk a long “It seems sort of poetic,” Miss
remarked cannily, “that it appears “Surely,” Andy protested, “if way without getting tired,” he Featherpenny romanced. “Lepre-
impossible for Felix II to join the you handled it differently . .
.” offered. chauns are supposed to be cob-
Federation.” “Tourists,” Blahrog translated Andy sighed, and wrote “En- blers.”
“We through yet,” Andy
aren’t for the Everking, “are out of the durance?” on his scratch pad. It Blahrog snorted.
said “What about the
quickly. question.” was scarcely saleable. “Is there Andy turned and addressed her
tourist industry? If you’d allow “I remember hearing about an anything else? Anything you from the full distance between a
.”
visitors and advertise a little . . intelligent life form that resem- know how to make? Besides promoter third class and a girl
Throatduster.” from the steno pool. “Miss Fea-
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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 99
therpenny, I will ask for your members dusted off their lasts 1
gifts from a grateful and admir- Featherpenny,” he said. “Per-
opinion when I want it.” and aprons and got back into 1
ing populace. haps she can help you.”
Miss Featherpenny answered practice. For the first time in
The reply to the message was “Miss Featherpenny.
from her side of the gulf. “Yes, nearly thirty seasons, the applica- Bah,”
signed by Crumbly himself. “For- Andy snorted. “What good would
sir.” tions for apprenticeship were too
lorn hope,” it said unsympathet- she be? Dumb steno.” He tried to
Andy always despised
had numerous to handle. New life
ically. “Try something else. Com- be fair. “Nice legs, I admit. But
rank-pullers. He
turned to Blah- showed on their faces.
puter indicates ad intensity of
The Master Cobblers (includ- no brains.”
rog. “I’ll have to send the dope
0.94.”
“I’ll go get Miss Featherpenny,”
back to the Home Office so they ing the Everking and Blahrog)
An ad intensity of 0.0001
can put it through the computer worked around the clock, fab- Blahrog repeated firmly, closing
means you sell someone some- the door behind him
and send me the ad-intensity ricating plastic lasts. Miss Fea- . . .
fully at an overturned stool. Blahrog had gone, but Hrom motions came it was the most
a picture of a Master Cobbler
would you?” “The Felicians are quaint look- was waiting for her. She looked fashionable habit on the planet,
in the ad,
more like a Christmas fairy than
Blahrog thawed abruptly. “You ing, too.” in spite of the fact that Felicians
“Sure,” Andy said. “Put a Feli- usual. A mischievous one. have extremely tough nails, and
have an idea?”
cian in the foreground, cobbling.” “Did you manage?” she whis- a pair of bony ridges rather than
“If you don’t mind the pic-
ture.”
He tried to sit up. pered. true teeth.
Hrom said, “I’ve seen ads like that in his- “Barely.” Miss Featherpenny The second message was also
“He doesn’t mind,”
adding in Felician, “After all, tory books,” Miss Featherpenny looked grim. directfrom Crumbly. It read:
Papa, we don’t have to let any said, exuding admiration. “Drink this,” Hrom ordered, “Computer rates ad campaign at
“It’s so old it’s new,” Andy said, holding out a mug of Throat- intensity 0.942. P. P.
ships but the freighters land.” in action
“Go ahead, then,” Blahrog con- lying down again. “Old English duster. by the time you receive this.
lettering over the top. A rea Miss Featherpenny was sur- Stephens ordered back to Home
sented.
Hrom added. cliche.” He considered Miss Fea- prised. “I thought ladies didn’t Office; promoted to first class.”
“Good luck,”
therpenny’s ankle. “Peaceful scen- drink on Felix II.” Four Earth months later, Miss
Andy welcomed her. ery, Felician shoes?” “There are,” Hrom said, “ex- Featherpenny entered Andy’s ten
A “Bah.” He shut his eyes. “Not quite,” said Miss Feather- ceptions.” by twelve office, her high heels
penny.
Most of him was sprawled out on clicking on the plastic tiles, and
“Quiet field, Felician shoes?” fT^HE next twelve days of wait- laid a memorandum on the new
the floor.
“Nope,” said Miss Feather- ing for computer results were steel desk.
“Yes, me,” Miss Featherpenny
penny. not as hopefully active as the “They’ve been admitted,” she
agreed, repressing an inclination
“You’re an aggravating wom- first twelve. The Felicians finished announced.
to kick him. She sat down on one
an,” Andy said sweetly, but you setting up their manufacturing ‘What? Who?” Andy
of the kegs, and opened her steno- said ir-
do have nice legs.” and storing systems, but they ritably. There were times when
grapher’s book. “I came to take
down the ad for the shoes, she “What about Elysian fields?” didn’t start making shoes. The he thought her position as his
announced. Miss Featherpenny suggested. cattle drovers forbore to slaughter private secretary had gone to her
“What ad?” Andy moaned. Andy tasted it. “Elysian fields, the beasts who provided the head.
biggest, brightest Felician shoes.” He tried to sit up leather. “Felix II has been admitted to
“The newest,
again. “You got all that down?” The Everking and
ads can’t get over an 0.62. How
his Debaters the Federation. The contract has
can I manage an 0.94? You’re he demanded.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 103
102
GALAX
been fulfilled.” She smiled In an hour and a half she had
"Until I got that answer this Everking,” Blahrog said. “Come
brightly. “Shall I mark the file the answer. The Felicians hadn’t
morning.” on to the car.”
closed?” changed the styles, and their shoes
"It sounds like typical Felician “Car?” Miss Featherpenny ex-
“Can’t yet,” Andy said. “Felix didn’t wear out. Everybody had
thinking,” Andy said. “There’s no claimed. “The Everking’s?”
II won’t be a permanent member a pair.
sense trying to argue by mail.” “No, mine.” Blahrog couldn’t
of the Federation until they’ve She considered the door again.
He sighed. “You’d better reserve keep the pride out of his voice.
been self-surporting for ten There was really little sense in
a first-class passage for me on the “There are nearly two hundred
years.” disturbing Andy over such a
first ship out.” cars on Felix II.”
“Why?” asked Miss Feather- simple matter. She forged his
“Can’t I go?” Miss Feather- Andy went over the same
penny. name on a message to Blahrog.
penny asked. ground in the presence of the
“It’s a precautionary measure,” “Change the styles of your shoes.”
“Who’d run the office?” Everking. It didn’t help. The
Andy began to explain. “Oh, let’s She then picked up some care-
‘The stenos can stack stuff Everking, his minister and his
go get some lunch and forget fully selected problem sheets
until we get back.” Miss Fea- Debators were solidly against
Felix II.” from the top of the filing cabinet,
therpenny looked wistful. “I was changing the shoes. The ethics of
“Yes, Mr. Stephens,” Miss Fea- and went through the impressive
in on the beginning of it. I want the Cobblers’ Guild were in-
therpenny said meekly. door.
to see it through. Besides, I’d like volved.
He followed her out the door, The next morning, Blahrog’s
see Hrom again.”
to “If you won’t follow Planetary
admiring the effect of her glastic answer was on her desk. “Oh, all right,” Andy agreed. Promotions’ advice,” he said at
skirt. She did have nice legs “Felician shoes are of the cut
. . .
“Make it two first class.” last, “the company can’t be re-
most suited to the feet that wear
sponsible for the outcome.” He
T'HREE
f years later, Edith Fea- them. To change them would be QLAHROG was waiting on the glared at the assembly. “In other
therpenny was forced to re- both foolish and unethical.”
long porch of the space port words, the guarantee clause is
member Felix II. There was a It was a good thing, Miss Fea-
dining room. cancelled.”
communication on her mock- therpenny thought, that Andy
“Have a nice trip?” he asked. There was an indignant and
baroque desk. Felician shoes was feeling better today. She
“What’s all this about not concerned buzz from the au-
Felix II wasn’t went into his office, padding
weren’t selling. changing the shoe styles?” Andy dience. Blahrog got up.
making enough money. The softly over the carpet to his con-
countered. “Your Foreverness,” he said,
Galactic Federation was threaten- temporary prestwood desk.
“As I told you in the mes- “honorable members of the
ing to take steps. “Good morning, Edie,” Andy Blahrog said impatiently,
sage,” government, Mr. Stephens. Three
She glanced at the impressive “What happened?
said cheerfully.
“We make our shoes in the best Earth years ago, Felix II gath-
door 'to the inner office. Andy, Lightning strike you?”
possible shapes for the feet that ered together all the money the
she knew, was engaged in reading “Practically,” Miss Feather-
will wear them. There isn’t any government could find, and
a letter from his brother Lloyd, penny said. “It’s Felix II again.” good reason to change them.” bought a contract with Planetary
who had just been promoted to She handed over the sheaf of “You can’t sell people two pairs Promotions.” He paused and
vice-president of Universal Prod- papers.
of identical shoes,” Andy insisted. shuffled his feet. “We did not
“Why didn’t you tell me about
ucts. “You might be able to sell expect the contract to be fulfilled.
She judiciously forged his ini- this yesterday?” Andy muttered,
reading them.
them if you changed them,” Miss We needed money, and two for
tials on an order to put data on Featherpenny added, sounding one would keep us going while we
the Felix II failure through the “I thought I could handle it.”
reasonable. attempted to educate the young
computer. Miss Featherpenny made a face.
“Save your arguments for the to be immune to the tourists. Of
GALAXY SATISFACTION
104 GUARANTEED 105
cause I was on your Ow!” ' face. “I’ve hardly been out of the
if Planetary Promotions “Mrs. Klagom
. . .
course, is a silly
found a way for us to be self- She clapped a hand hastily to her I house since the baby was born. woman,” Blahrog disapproved.
leave him with my husband’s
surporting without tourists, we jaw. “She would do better to leave
I’ll
would be equally pleased.” “What’s wrong?” Hrom asked, mother and go with you.” him with me.”
alarmed. “I’d be glad of the company,”
“I thought so,” Miss Feather- “If you must, I suppose you
“Broke a tooth,” Miss Feather- Miss Featherpenny admitted. must,” Andy admitted
penny murmured. grudgingly.
“Why penny muttered, her face con- “Good. I’ll find out what time “Where
“Really,” Andy said. are you going now?”
the ship leaves, and Mother
didn’t you let me in on it?” torted. tell “Back to Hrom’s house to lie
“Does it hurt much?” Hrom’s Klagom about the treat she’s got down.”
Blahrog cleared his throat to
question was part sympathy and coming. You go tell Mr. Stephens “Tell her
indicate that he wasn’t through. I’ll mind the baby,”
part curiosity. and then come back here for the Blahrog called after her.
“Since a way was found,” he con-
tinued, “Felician self respect and Miss Featherpenny nodded. night.” As she closed the door, she
have to find a dentist right Miss Featherpenny heard them heard Andy
content has increased along with “I’ll say, “Gentlemen, if
shouting before she opened the
Felician prosperity.” He glanced away.” you’ll supply the Throatduster,
“What’s a dentist?” council chamber door.
uneasily at Andy. “We would like I’ll give it a try.”
“Man who fixes your teeth.” “I suggest,” Andy was saying,
to continue as we are going.”
“But we don’t have teeth,” “that you either change the styles £6TT’S
“Unless you change the styles,”
go back to the tourist business.”
awfully quiet,” Hrom
Hrom said. or
Andy said flatly, “that is impossi- said doubtfully, looking
“I forgot,” Miss Featherpenny She pushed the door open. around at the Felician spaceport.
ble.”
moaned. “Oh, Lord, I guess I’ll “Mr. Stephens,” Blahrog said
“Look at the tannery chimneys.
have to go all the way back to
Mthe
ISS Featherpenny, realizing
that they were starting over
same ground, slipped out the
Earth.”
Hrom shook her head. “There
mildly, “the last time calamity
was upon us, you solved the
problem by drinking Throat-
No smoke.”
Miss Featherpenny, her mouth
in good repair, glanced into the
are a lot of Earthers living on duster until you got an idea. May bar as they passed it. “Only two
door and walked over to visit
Hrom. Darius IV. They must have a I suggest that
you try again?” shippers,” she said. “There are
dentist. There’s a ship every “Andy,” Miss Featherpenny
“So Papa admitted it,” Hrom usually dozens.”
morning.” whispered.
said, after Featherpenny
Miss “They must have stopped pro-
“Fine,” Miss Featherpenny “Well?” he snapped.
had admired the baby, and been duction entirely,” Hrom said.
I broke a tooth. I’m going
shown over the house. “I almost gasped. “Maybe Andy thought of some-
over to Darius IV tomorrow, with '
“Can I get you something for
told you myself, when I first met thing.”
the pain? Would an aspirtran Hrom, have it fixed.”
to
you.” “I wonder if Papa brought the
me help?” “Why Darius IV?” Andy de- down
“You told me enough to let
manded. “What’s the matter with
car for us.”
Miss Feather- “I’d better have two. Thanks.” He hadn’t. They walked
guess the rest,” into
“Here. Take the bottle with Felician dentists?”
penny said. town.
you.” Hrom was frowning wor- “What’s Hrom going to do with Blahrog was
“Have some olgan seed cakes,” in conference with
Hrom offered. “Why didn’t you riedly. “My, Fm glad we don’t boy?” Blahrog demanded. the Everking.
have teeth.” “Hrom’s leaving the baby with “I’d better
tell Mr. Stephens?”
Miss Featherpenny took a “I’ll have to tell Andy —Mr. Mrs. Klagom,” Miss Feather-
Featherpenny
wait for him,” Miss
said. “I want to
cake. “Partly because of his Stephens — that I’m leaving.” penny answered, “and there find out what’s going on before
Inspiration dawned on Hrom’s aren’t any Felician dentists.” I talk to Andy.”
almighty attitude, and partly be-
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“Like those shoes,” Andy most of our working population
“I’d rescue
better Mother ment. Extremely powerful, and “
agreed. ‘Best possible shapes willbe living off-planet.”
Klagom from the baby.” quite precise.”
he imitated Blahrog.
“Oh?” Andy straightened
already,’” “Maybe you could work out a
Blahrog was as long-winded as in
“They’re one of the smallest
usual. the old arm chair. “I’ve been
rotation system, Papa.” Hrom
intelligent species,” Miss Feather- had sneaked into the council
“Where Mr. Stephens?” Miss
is trying to think. And drinking.
penny said in desperation. “And chamber.
Featherpenny demanded, as soon Throatduster isn’t working this
their manual dexterity rating is ‘Wait a minute,” Andy said
as she saw him coming down the time.”He paused to reconsider.
one of the highest. Why, a Feli- uneasily.“How are you going to
hall. “Except that it makes me drunk.
cian could get both hands inside educate these dentists?”
“In his old store-room,” Blahrog Everything keeps getting fuzzy,
an Earther’s mouth.” Blahrog stopped and thought.
said moodily. “He’s quite drunk, and my head is wider than my “And steal his fillings . .
.”
“We’ll use the hotels for schools,”
I believe, but he doesn’t seem to shoulders.”
Andy started. ‘Wait a minute. he said slowly. His face wrinkled
be getting any ideas.” “The dentist said,” Miss Fea-
You’ve given me an idea.” with sly pleasure. “And we can
“Then why did you stop cob- therpenny persisted, “that he
Miss Featherpenny breathed sell the coal surplus to pay teach-
bling?” could pull a whale’s tooth as easily
relief. “I have? What is it?” ers and buy equipment.”
Blahrog did a Felician shrug. and smoothly as he pulled mine.” “Dentists! They can all be den-
“You had to have it pulled? The Everking made a wicked-
‘We’re waiting to see what hap- tists.” sounding comment in Felician.
pens. There’s no sense making Too bad.” Andy made a face at
“All?”
the full mug of Throatduster on
The entire assembly burst into
shoes any more if they aren’t ‘Well, enough of them to pro- loud, beard-wagging laughter.
wanted.” the barrel beside him. “The Feli- It
vide for the planet’s income.” had a nasty ring to it.
“I have to talk to him,” Miss cians won’t change their minds
‘Why, that’s marvelous,” Miss ‘What did he say?” Andy de-
Featherpenny said. about the shoes, and they won’t
Featherpenny said.
won’t “It manded.
“Do you have an idea?” try tourists again. I can’t think of
matter that other species think “He said,” Hrom giggled, “‘Let
“No,” Miss Featherpenny lied. anything else. And they can claim
they’re cute. Everybody takes them try to treat us like stuffed
“But you’d let him drink himself the guarantee. I was bluffing.”
dentists seriously.” toys now.’ ”
to death, if he didn’t think of “I know,” Miss Featherpenny
“Their appearance will work “Disgusting,”
anything.” said.She tried again. “The dentist said Miss Fea-
for them,” Andy said. “Think of therpenny.
“You want a lift in the car?” claims even the tiniest species
children’s dentistry.”
Blahrog asked, uninsulted. could do dental work on the “Indecent, Edie,” Andy agreed.
“Let’s go tell them right away,” “But never mind.
“I’d be pleased, if you don’t biggest species.” She paused, Let’s go home
Miss Featherpenny said, feeling and get married.”
mind. I just walked in from the hoping it would sink in. “Provid- like a Bobbsey twin. “You’re a
ing the tiny species had sufficient little sudden.”
port.” Andy swayed upward.
dexterity.”
Andy grinned. “I’ll have a
“Sit still,” Miss Featherpenny raise coming for this, and I’d like
A NDY was not, as Blahrog had “Blasted Felicians,” Andy mut-
commanded “I’ll bring you some to keep you in the family. I can’t
suggested, very drunk. He tered. “Stubborn little pigs.”
coffee.”
“That’s part of their trouble, I seem to think unless you’re
was only hung over. “Get your
Miss Featherpenny said. around.”
tooth fixed?” he asked cheerlessly. think,”
“Being little, I mean. But it
OLAHROG accepted the sug- “Took you long enough to no-
“Yes.” gestion with Felician phlegm tice,” said Miss Featherpenny. But
“Good dentist?” doesn’t always work against them.
and ministerial greed. “We’ll have she didn’t say out loud.
Miss Featherpenny nodded. When they’re doing delicate it
S mourning dove,
phone sounded
the
at
Sollenar’s desk. Sollenar himself
tele-
Rufus
111
r
hand shrank into a cone. The con- “Please sit down,”
Sollenar’s Tips again. He enjoyed Sollenar
her office, wherever in this build- necting door closed. The girl dis- said.“What may I do for you?”
ing her office was, the reception- such toys. He raised his right appeared. The music stopped. “At the moment, Mr. Sollenar,
ist told him: hand, sheathed in insubstantial “All right. You can tell Mr. Er- I’m doing something for you.”
“Mr. Ermine says he has an midnight-blue silk in which the mine to come up.” Sollenar went Sollenar sat back in his chair.
appointment.” silver threads of metallic wiring to sit behind his desk. “Are you? Are you, now?” He
“No.” Sollenar dropped his ran subtly toward the fingertips.
frowned at Ermine. “When I be-
hand and returned to his pano- He raised the hand, and touched rpHE door chimed. Sol-
office
music began
came a party to the By-Laws
rama. When he had been twenty two fingers together:
l en ar crooked a finger of his
years younger —
managing the to play behind and before him. left hand, and the door opened.
passed at the ’98 Dinner, I
thought a Special Public Rela-
modest optical factory that had He made contact between anoth-
With another gesture, he kindled tions Office would make a valu-
provided the support of three er combination of finger circuits, the overhead lights near the door
generations of Sollenars — he and a soft, feminine laugh came and sat in shadow as Ermine
able asset
Consequently,
to
I
the organization.
voted for
it, and
had very much wanted to be able from the terrace at the other side came in. for the powers was given. But
it
to stand in a place like this, and of the room, where connecting Ermine was dressed in rust- I never expected to have any
feel ashe imagined men felt in doors had opened. He moved colored garments. His figure was personal dealings with barely
such circumstances. But he felt toward it. One layer of translu- spare, and his hands were empty.
it. I
remembered you people had carte
unimaginable, now. cent drapery remained across the His face was round and soft, with blanche with any IAB member.”
To be here was one thing. To doorway, billowing lightly in the long dark sideburns. His scalp “Well, of course, it’s been a
have almost lost the right, and breeze from the terrace. Through was bald. He stood just inside while since ’98,” Ermine said. “I
regained it at the last moment, it, he saw the taboret with its Sollenar’s office and said: “I imagine some legends have grown
Now he knew that candle lit; the iced wine in the
was another.
not only could he be here today stand beside it; the two fragile
would like some light to see you
by, Mr. Sollenar.”
up around us. Industry gossip —
that sort of thing.”
but that tomorrow, and tomorrow, chairs; Bess Allardyce, slender
Sollenar crooked his little “Yes.”
he could still be here. He had and regal, waiting in one of them
won. His gamble had given him — all these, through the misty
finger.
The overhead lights came to
“But we don’t restrict our-
EmpaVid —and EmpaVid would curtain, like either the beginning soft light all over the office.The
selves to an enforcement function,
Mr. Sollenar. You haven’t broken
give him all. or the end of a dream. crystal wallbecame a mirror, with any By-Laws, to our knowledge.”
The city was not merely a prize “Mr. Ermine reminds you the only the strongest city lights glim-
appointment was made for him at “Or mine. But nobody feels
set down before his eyes. It was mering through it. “I only wanted one hundred per cent secure. Not
a dynamic system he had proved the Annual Business Dinner of
to see you first,” said Sollenar; under these circumstances.” Nor
he could manipulate. He and the the International Association of
“I thought perhaps we’d met be- did Sollenar yet relax his face
city were one. It buoyed and sus- Broadcasters, in 1998.” fore.”
into its magnificent smile. “I’m
tained him; it supported him, here Sollenar completed his latest
“No,” Ermine walking
said, sure you’ve found that out.”
in the air, with stars above and step, then stopped. He frowned
across the office. “It’s not likely “I have a somewhat less ambi-
light-thickened mist below. down at his left hand. “Is Mr. you’ve ever seen me.” He took a tious older brother who’s with the
The telephone mourned: “Mr. Ermine with the IAB’s Special card case out of his pocket and Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Ermine states he has a firm ap- Public Relations Office?” showed Sollenar proper identifi-
“Yes,” the voice said after a
When I embarked on my own
pointment.” cation. “I’m not a very forward career,he told me I could expect
“I’ve never heard of him.” And pause.
person.”
The fingers of Sollenar’s right
everyone in the world to react
the left hand’s utilijems fell from
paying no attention to Sollenar’s Sollenar to spell out the nature of served by that station, normal TV against patent infringement by
involuntary blink. “It’s one of the his prize. outlets could not possibly com- competitors. Then all of the IAB’s
complicating factors in a profes- “At a very reasonable price. 1
pete for advertising revenue.” membership and much of their
sion like my brother’s, or mine. Quite so, Mr. Sollenar. But you “Yes.” capital will be involved with EV.
But I’m here to advise you, Mr. had several difficulties in finding “And so your last difficulties Much of that capital is already
potential licensees for this system, were resolved a few days ago, in anticipatory motion. So a
Sollenar. Only that.”
“In what matter, Mr. Ermine?” among the networks.” when your EmpaVid Unlimited highly complex structure now
“Well, your corporation recent- Sollenar’s lips pinched out. —
. pardon me; when EmpaVid, a ultimately depends on the integ-
Mr. Ermine raised one finger. subsidiary of the Sollenar Corpo- rity of the Sollenar Corporation.
came into control of the pat-
ly
ents for a new video system. I “First, there was the matter of ration — became a major stock- If Sollenar stock falls in value, not
understand that this in effect acquiring the patents from the holder in the Transworld TV Net- just you but many IAB members
makes your corporation the licen- original inventor, who was also work.” will be greatly embarrassed.
sor for an extremely valuable approached by Cortwright Burr.” Which is another way of saying
sales and entertainment medium. “Yes, he was,” Sollenar said in DON’T understand, Mr. EV must succeed.”
Fantastically valuable.” a completely new voice. -^-Ermine,” Sollenar said. “Why “I know all that! What of it?
“Competition between Mr. are you recounting Are youthis? There’s no risk. I’ve had every
UTj'MPAVID,” Sollenar agreed. Burr and yourself is long-stand- trying to demonstrate the power related patent on Earth checked.
ing and intense.” of your knowledge? All these There will be no catastrophic ob-
“Various subliminal stimuli
“Quite intense,” Sollenar said, transactions are already matters solescence of the EV system.”
are broadcast with and keyed to
the overt subject matter. The looking directly ahead of him at of record in the IAB confidential Ermine said:“There are en-
the one blank wall of the office. files, in accordance with the By- gineers on Mars. Martian engi-
home receiving unit contains
Burr’s offices were several blocks Laws.” neers. They’re a dying race, but
feedback sensors which determine
viewer’s reaction to these downtown, in that direction. Ermine held up another finger. no one knows what they can still
the
some while “Well, I have no wish to enlarge “You’re forgetting I’m only here do.”
stimuli, and intensify
on that point, Mr. Burr being an to advise you. I have two things Sollenar raised his massive
playing down
others in order to
create complete emotional rap- IAB member in standing as good to say. They are: head.
port between the viewer and the as yours, Mr. Sollenar. There was, “These transactions are on file Ermine said: “Late this eve-
subject matter. EmpaVid, in other in any case, a further difficulty in with the IAB because they in- ning, my office learned that Cort-
licensing EV,- due to the very volve a great number of IAB wright Burr has been in close con-
words, is a system for orchestra-
heavy cost involved in equipping members, and an increasingly sultation with the Martians for
ting the viewer’s emotions. The
home unit is self-contained, semi- broadcasting stations and network large amount of capital. Also, several weeks. They have made
portable and not significantly relay equipment for this sort of Transworld’s exclusivity, under some sort of machine for him. He
bulkier than the standard re- TV transmission.” the IAB By-Laws, hold good
will was on the flight that landed at
EmpaVid compatible “Yes, there was.” only until thirty-three per cent the Facility a few moments ago.”
ceiver. is
with standard TV receivers — “Ultimately, however, you suc- market saturation has been Sollenar’s fists clenched. The
ceeded. You pointed out, quite reached. If EV is as good as it lights crashed off and on, and the
except, of course, that the subject
matter seems thin and vaguely rightly, that if just one station looks, that will be quite soon. room wailed. From the terrace
unsatisfactory on a standard re- made the change, and if just a After that, under the By-Laws, came a startled cry, and a sound
ceiver. So the consumer shortly few EV receivers were put into Transworld will be restrained of smashed glass.
scaped garden, and across the murder. Burr held the prize out to him. as he fired the remaining shots in
He fluttered against Burr’s
frothing brook toward the central Staring with eyes distended by the magazine.
walkway down the Avenue. He window. There was the man, hydrostatic pressure, his clothing Panting, he climbed up into the
paused at a hedge to pluck a crouched over his desk. What was raddled and his torso grinding window frame and clipped the
blossom and inhale its odor. He that in his hands —
a pomander? broken bones, Burr stalked away
its
harness to his body, craning to
walked away, holding it in his Sollenar clipped his harness to from the wall and moved as if look over his shoulder ... as Burr
naked fingers. the edges of the cornice. Swayed to embrace Sollenar. It was queer, — shredded; leaking blood and
out against it, his sponge-soled
the glass, he
but he was not dead. worse than blood — advanced
II boots pressed to Shuddering, Sollenar fired across the office.
touched his left hand to the win- again. He cast off his holds on the
the dow and described a circle. He Again Burr was thrown back. window
Drifting slowly
thread of his spinneret, Rufus
on
pushed; there was a
the carpeting in Burr’s office, and
thud on The ball spun from his splayed
fingers as he once more marked
worked the
frame and
Far
drifter controls.
clumsily
Sollenar came gliding down the above him, volatile ballast spilled
wind above Cortwright Burr’s now there was no barrier to Sol- the wall with his body. out and dispersed in the air long
lenar. Doubling his knees against Pomander, orange, whatever — before it touched ground. Sollenar
building.
The building, like a spider, his chest, he catapulted forward, it looked valuable. rose, sobbing —
touched the ground at only the the riot pistol in his right hand. Sollenar ran after the rolling And Burr stood in the window,
points of its legs. It held its wide, He stumbled and fell to his knees, ball. And Burr moved to inter- his shattered hands on the edges
low bulk spread like a parasol but the gun was up. cept him, nearly faceless, hunched of the cut circle, raising his dis-
over several downtown blocks. Burr jolted up behind his desk. under a great invisible weight that tended eyes steadily to watch
Sollenar, manipulating the heli- The little sphere of orange-gold slowly yielded as his back Sollenar in flight across the enig-
metal, streaked with darker matic sky.
um-filled plastic drifter far above groaned.
him, steered himself with jets of bronze, its surface vermicular Sollenar took a single back-
compressed gas from plastic bot- with encrustations, was still in ward step. ILW/TIERE he landed, on the
tles in the drifter’s structure.
his hands. “Him!” Burr cried out Burr took a step toward him. ” roof of a building in his
Only Sollenar himself, in all as Sollenar fired. The golden ball lay in a far possession, Sollenar had a disposal
Gasping, Sollenar watched the corner. Sollenar raised the pistol gun and his other
this system, was not effectively unit for his
charge strike Burr. Itthrew his despairingly and fired again. Burr He deferred for a time
transparent to the municipal anti- trappings.
backward faster than his tripped backward on tiptoe, his
plane radar. And he himself was torso the question of why Burr had
wrapped in long, fluttering limbs and head could follow with- arms like windmills, and fell atop failed at once to die. Empty-
streamers of dull black, metallic out dangling. The choked-down the prize. handed, he returned uptown.
To the eye, he was pistol was nearly silent. Burr Tears ran down Sollenar’s He entered his office, called
sheeting.
amorphous and non-reflective. To crashed backward to end, trans- cheeks. He pushed one foot for- and told his attorneys the exact
was a drift fixed, against the wall. ward and Burr, in his corner, times of departure and return and
electronic sensors, he . . .
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GALAXY WALL OF CRYSTAL, EYE OF NIGHT 117
direct, trained blows he had could as easily renege on the Ball
We can sip and think.” learned at his athletic club. as a king could on his coronation.
knew the question of dealing with it
He her draw him out onto Bone splintered against the “Burr, you scum, what have
municipal authorities was thereby let
the terrace. He leaned on the stone. When the knuckles were you done to me?” he asked the
resolved. That was simple enough,
parapet, his arm around her puls- broken the hands instantaneously air, and the telephone said: “Beg
with no witnesses to complicate
ing waist, his cape drawn around disappeared, leaving only streaks pardon?”
the matter. He began to wish he
both their shoulders. behind them. Sollenar looked over “Tell my valet,” Sollenar said.
hadn’t been so irresolute as to
“Bess, I won’t ask if you’d stay the parapet. A bundle shrank “I’m going.” He dismissed the
leave Burr without the thing he
from sight, silhouetted against the phone. His hands cupped in front
was after. Surely, if the pistol with me no matter what the cir-
hadn’t killed the man —
an old cumstances. But it might be a lights of the pedestrian level and
the Avenue. It contracted to a
of his chest. A firm grip on empti-
ness might be stronger than any
man, with thin limbs and spotted time will come when I couldn’t
skin —he could have wrestled bear to live in this city. What pinpoint. Then, when it reached
the brook and water flew in all
prize in a broken hand.
Carrying in his chest something •
on the door from the terrace. He came up, searched blindly for a in front of him, their fingers his head. “Is he?What would he
hold and found hooked over spread and rigid. want here?”
would have thought she’d re- it,
turned to her own apartments the stone. The fingers tensed and The telephone sounded, and his Levier’s eyebrows arched. “He
many hours ago. Tortuously rose, their tips flattening at the secretary said to him: “Mr. Sol- holds a little stock. He has entree.
pressure as Burr tried to pull his lenar, you are ten minutes from But he’s late.” Levier’s lips
pleased, he opened the door and
smiled at her, feeling the dried head and shoulders up to the being late at the TTV
Executives’ quirked. “It must have taken him
tears crack on the skin of his level of the parapet. Ball. This is a First Class obliga- some time to get that makeup on.”
cheeks. Bess breathed:' “Oh, look at tion.” “Not in good taste, is it?”
He took her proffered hands. them! He must have torn them Sollenar laughed. “I thought it “Look for yourself.”
“You waited for me,” he sighed. terribly climbing up!” Then she was, when I originally classified “Oh, I’ll do better than that,”
“A long time for anyone as beau- pulled away from Sollenar and it.” Sollenar said. “I’ll go and talk to
tiful as you to wait.” stood staring at him, her hand to “Are you now planning to re- him a while. Excuse me, Levier.”
She smiled back at him. “Let’s her mouth. “But he couldn’t have nege, Mr. Sollenar?” the secretary And only then did he turn around,
go out and look at the stars.” climbed! We’re so high!” inquired politely. already started on his first pace
Sollenar beat at the hands with Certainly, Sollenar thought. He toward the man.
“Isn’t it chilly?”
“I made spiced hot cider for us. the heels of his palms, using the
WALL OF CRYSTAL, EYE OF NIGHT 119
118
GALAXY
T>UT Cortwright Burr was only he hadn’t the grace to go will-
a pasteboard imitation of ingly?
himself as Sollenar had come to “Cortwright,” Sollenar said in
know him. He stood to one side of a voice confined to the two of
the doorway, dressed in black and them. “So your Martian immor-
crimson robes, with black leather tality works.”
gauntlets on his hands, carrying Burr said nothing.
a staff of weathered, natural “You got that in addition,
wood. His face was shadowed by didn’t you? You knew how I’d re-
a sackcloth hood, the eyes well act. You knew you’d need pro-
hidden. His face was powdered tection. Paid the Martians to
gray, and some blend of livid col- make you physically invulner-
ors hollowed his cheeks. He stood able? It’s a good system. Very
motionless as Sollenar came up to impressive. Who would have
him. thought the Martians knew so
As he had crossed the floor, much? But who here is going to
each step regular, the eyes of by- pay attention to you now? Get
standers had followed Sollenar, out of town, Cortwright. You’re
they
until, anticipating his course, past your chance. You’re dead as
found Burr waiting. The noise far as these people are concerned
level of the Ball shrank percept- — all you have left is your skin.”
ibly, for the lesser revelers who Burr repched up and surrepti-
chanced to be present were sus- tiously lifted a corner of his
taining it all alone. The people fleshed mask. And there he was,
who really mattered here were under it. The hood retreated an
silent and watchful. inch, and the light reached his
The thought was that Burr, de- eyes; and Sollenar had been
feated in business, had come here wrong, Burr had less left than he
in some insane reproach to his thought.
adversary, in this lugubrious, dis- “Oh, no, no, Cortwright,” Solle-
tasteful clothing. Why, he looked nar said softly. “No, you’re right
like a corpse.Or worse. — I can’t stand up to that.”
The question was, what would He turned and bowed to the as-
Sollenar say to him? The wish sembled company. “Good night!”
was that Burr would take himself he cried, and walked out of the
away, back to his estates or to ballroom.
some other city. New York was no Someone followed him down
longer for Cortwright Burr. But the corridor to the elevators.
what would Sollenar say to him Sollenar did not look behind him.
now, to drive him back to where “I have another appointment
120 GALAXY
superior to yours, and that stock driver a card, and the cab lifted
with you now,” Ermine said at Easily gratified at little expense.
in Sollenar, Incorporated, had off with him, its lights glaring in
his elbow. Our dreams are totally interior,
best be disposed of.” Mr. Sollenar. The operation is a Priority pattern, far faster than
Sollenar’s ordinary legal limit
THEY What would you buy
reached the pedestrian “There’s a bench,” Sollenar irreversible.
“There’s down.”
said. “Let’s sit me with your money?” allowed.
level. Sollenar said: for
a cafe. We
can talk there.” “As you wish.” Ermine moved “What would I buy for my-
beside Sollenar to the bench, but self?” Sollenar’s head sank down
IV
“Too public, Mr. Sollenar. Let’s
simply stroll and converse.” Er- remained standing. between his shoulders.
“What is it, Mr. Sollenar?” Ermine bent over him. “Your ONG Island Facility vaulted
mine lightly took his arm and
guided him along the walkway. “I want your help. You advised despair is your own, Mr. Sollenar.
L at the stars in great kangaroo-
Sollenar noticed then that Er- me on what Burr had. It’s still
I have official business with
you.” leaps of arch and cantilever span,
somewhere. jeweled in glass and metal as
mine was costumed so cunningly in his office building, He lifted Sollenar’s chin with
that no one could have guessed You have resoures. We can get a forefinger. “I judge physical in- ifthe entire port were a mecha-
terference to be unwarranted at nism for navigating interplane-
the appearance of the man. it.”
“Very well,” Sollenar said. “Laissez faire, Mr. Sollenar. I this time. But matters must tary space. Rufus Sollenar paced
visited you in an advisory capa- remain so that the IAB members its esplanades, measuring his
“Of course.”
city. I can do no more.” involved with you can recover steps, holding his arms still, for
They walked together, casu-
ally. Ermine said: “Burr’s driving “For a partnership in my af-
the value of their investments in the short time until he could
you to your death. Is it because fairs could you do more?” EV. Is that perfectly clear, Mr. board the Mars rocket.
you tried to kill him earlier? Did “Money?” Ermine tittered. Sollenar? You are hereby en- Erect and majestic, he took a
you get his Martian secret?” “For me? Do you know the con- joined under the By-Laws, as place in the lounge and carefully
Sollenar shook his head. ditions of my employment?” enforced by the Special Public sipped liqueur, once the liner had
“You didn’t get it.” Ermine Relations Office.” He glanced at boosted away from Earth and
TF HE had thought, Sollenar coupled in its Faraday main
sighed. “That’s unfortunate. I’ll his watch. “Notice was served at
have to take steps.” would have remembered. He 1:27 AM, City time.” drives.
“Under the By-Laws,” Sollenar reached out tentatively. Ermine “1:27,” Sollenar said. “City Mr. Ermine settled into the
cry laissez faire.” anticipated him. time.” He sprang to his feet and place beside him.
said, “I
eyes Ermine bared his left arm and down a companionway to Sollenar looked over at him
Ermine looked up, his raced
sank his teeth into it. He dis- calmly. “I thought so.”
twinkling. “Laissez faire? Mr. Sol- the taxi level.
lenar, do you have any idea how played the arm. There was no Mr. Ermine watched him quiz- Ermine nodded. “Of course you
quiver of pain in voice or stance. did. But I didn’t almost miss you.
many of our members are in- zically.
“It’s not a legend, Mr. Sollenar. He opened his costume, took I was here ahead of you. I have
volved in your fortunes? They
will cry laissez faire, Mr. Sollenar, It’s quite true. We of our office out his omnipresent medical kit, no objection to your going to
must spend a year, after the nerve and sprayed coagulant over the Mars, Mr. Sollenar. Laissez faire.
but clearly you persist in drag-
ging them down with you. No, sir, surgery, learning to walk without wound in his forearm. Replacing Provided I can go along.”
the feel of our feet, to handle ob- he adjusted his clothing “Well,” Rufus Sollenar said.
Mr. Sollenar, my office now for- the kit,
wards an immediate recommenda- jects without crushing them or and strolled down the same com- “Liqueur?” He gestured with his
tion to the Technical Advisory letting them slip, or damaging panionway Sollenar had run. He glass.
to Earth. When his call acknowl- splashed about centuries ago and and the sculptures were motion- Before the door closed behind
less as hope. Ahead of him, he saw him, Sollenar looked back. But
edgement had come back to him since then weathered only enough
had the buildings of the engineers. the rubble of the abandoned sec-
from his office there, he reported: to show how bitter the colors
“Sollenar is enroute to the Mar- once been. The plum-colored sky There was no heap to climb and tors blocked his line of sight into
tian city. He wants a duplicate stretched over all this like a frigid look to see if Ermine followed the desert.
of Burr’s device, of course, since membrane, and the wind blew close behind. “What can you offer? And what
he smashed the original when he and blew. Sucking his respirator, he do you want?” the Martian asked.
killed Burr. I’ll follow and make Here and there,he pro-
as reached the building of the Mar- Sollenar stood half-ringed by
final disposition. The disorienta- gressed, Sollenar saw Martian
tian engineers. them, in a room whose corners
tion I reported previously is pro- arms and heads protruding from A
sounding strip ran down the he could not see in the uncertain
gressing rapidly. Almost all his the rubble. Sculptures. doorjamb. He scratched his fin- light.
gernails sharply along it, and the offer you Terrestrial
responses now are inappropriate. He was moving toward the “I cur-
On the flight out, he seemed to heart of the city, where some few
magnified vibration, ducted rency.”
be staring at something in an unbroken structures persisted. At throughout the hollow walls, The English-speaking Martian
empty seat. Quite often when the top of a heap of shards he
rattled his plea for entrance. — the Martian who had admitted
spoken to he obviously hears turned to look behind him. There to speaking English — turned his
something else entirely. I expect was the dust-plume of his cab, re- V head slightly and spoke to his
to catch one of the next few flights turning to the city. He expected fellows. There were clacking
back.” to walk back —
perhaps to meet ^T'HE door opened, and Mar-
tians stood looking. They
sounds as his lips met. The others
There was no point in waiting someone on the road, all alone on reacted variously, one of them
for comment to wend its way the Martian plain if only Ermine were spindly-limbed and slight, suddenly gesturing with what
back from Earth. Ermine left. He would forebear from interfering. their faces framed by folds of seemed a disgusted flip of his arm
went to a cab rank and paid the Searching the flat, thin-aired leathery tissue. Their mouths before he turned without further
exorbitant fee for transportation landscape, he tried to pick out were lipped with horn as hard as word and stalked away, his
outside Aresian city limits. the plodding dot of Cortwright dentures, and pursed, forever shoulders looking like the
Burr. But not yet. ready to masticate. They were shawled back of a very old and
/''’LOSE at hand, the Martian He turned and ran down the pleasant neither to look at nor, very hungry woman.
^ city was like a welter of untrustworthy slope. Sollenar knew, to deal with. But
Cortwright Burr had done And
“What did Burr give you?” Sol-
broken Shards of wall and
pots. He reached the edge of the it. lenar asked.
roof joined at savage angles and maintained area. Here the rubble Sollenar needed to do it. “Burr.” The Martian cocked
pointed to nothing. Underfoot, was gone, the ancient walks “Does anyone here speak Eng- his head. His eyes were not
lish?” he asked. multi-faceted, but gave that im-
drifts of vitreous material, shaped swept, the statues kept upright on
their pediments. But only broken “I,” said the central Martian, pression.
to fit no sane configuration, and
broken to fit such a mosaic as no walls suggested the fronts of the his mouth opening to the sound, “He was here and he dealt with
church would contain, rocked and houses that had stood here. Knif- end the reply.
closing to you. Not long ago. On what
slid under Sollenar’s hurrying ing their sides up through the “Iwould like to deal with you.” basis?”
feet. wind-rippled sand that only con- “Whenever,” the Martian said, “Burr. Yes. Burr gave us cur-
and the group at the doorway rency. We will take currency
126 GALAXY
WALL OF CRYSTAL, EYE OF NIGHT 127
just to allow for it,” said the would, I believe, be Rufus Sollen-
from you. For the same thing we used pictures on a screen, and English-speaking Martian. ar? Burr spoke of you and made
gave him?” broadcast sounds, to carry the de- “The machine creates any de- the noise of laughing.”
“For immortality, yes.” tails of the story told to the au- sired situation in the auditor’s Sollenar opened his mouth.
“Im —
This is a new word.” ditor.” mind?” But there was nothing to say.
“Is it? For the secret of not “He stole those patents! He “Certainly. There are simple “You want such a device?” the
dying?” couldn’t have used them on predisposing tapes that can be Martian asked. “We’ve prepared
“Not dying? You think we Earth.” inserted as desired. Love, adven- several since Burr left. He spoke
have not-dying for sale here?”
Ci A ND why Our
ture, cerebration —
it makes no of machines that would manufac-
The Martian spoke to the others should he? difference.” ture them in astronomical num-
again. Their lips clattered. Others device needs to convey no Several of the bystanders bers. We, of course, have done
left, like the first one had, moving precise details. Any mind can clacked sounds out to each other. our best with our poor hands.”
with great precision and very make its own. It only needs to be Sollenar looked at them narrowly. Sollenar said: “I would like to
slow step, and no remaining tol- put a situation, and from
into Itwas obvious there had to be look out your door.”
erance for Sollenar. there can do all the work. If an
it more than one English-speaker “Pleasure.”
Sollenar cried out:“What did auditor wishes a story of contact among these people. Sollenar opened the door slight-
you him, then?”
sell with other sexes, for example, the “And the device you gave ly. Mr. Ermine stood in the
The principal engineer said: projector simply makes it seem to Burr,” he asked the engineer, cleared street, motionless as the
“We made an entertainment de- him, the next time he is with the neither calmly nor hopefully. shadow buildings behind him. He
vice for him.” object of his desire, that he is get- “What of stories could its
sort raised one hand in a gesture of
“A little thing. This size.” Sol- ting positive feedback —
that he auditors tell themselves?” unfelt greeting as he saw Sollenar,
lenar cupped his hands. is arousing a similar response in
then put it back on the stock of
“You have seen it, then.” that object. Once that has been T^HE Martian cocked his head his rifle. Sollenar closed the door,
“Yes. And nothing more? That established for him, the auditor again. It gave him the look of and turned to the Martian. “How
was all he bought here?” may leave the machine,
then an owl at a bedroom window. “Oh, much currency do you want?”
“It was all we had to sell— or move about normally, conduct his there was one situation we were “Oh, all you have with you.
give. We don’t yet know whether life as usual —
but always in particularly instructed to include. You people always have a good
Earthmen will give us things in accordance with the basic situa- Burr said he was thinking ahead deal with you when you travel.”
exchange for currency. We’ll see, tion. It is, you see, in the end a to showing it to an acquaintance Sollenar plunged his hands
when we next need something means of introducing system into of his. into his pockets and pulled out
from Aresia.” his view of reality. Of course, his “It was a
situation of adven- his billfold, his change, his keys,
Sollenar demanded: “How did society must understand that he ture; of adventure with the fear- his jeweled radio; whatever was
it work? This thing you sold him.” is not in accord with reality, for ful. Andit was to end in loss and there, he rummaged out onto the
“Oh, it lets people tell stories some of what he does cannot bitterness.” The Martian looked floor, listening to the sound of
to themselves.” seem rational from an outside even more closely at Sollenar. “Of rolling coins.
Sollenar looked closely at the view of him. So some care must course, the device does not speci- “I wish I had more here,” he
Martian. “What kind of stories?” be taken, but not much. If many fy details. No one but the auditor laughed. “I wish I had the amount
“Any kind,” the Martian said such devices were to enter his can know what fearful thing in- that man out there is going to
blandly. “Burr told us what he society, soon the circumstances
habits his story, or precisely how recover when he shoots me.”
wanted. He had drawings with would become commonplace, and the end of it would come. You The Martian engineer cocked
him of an Earthman device that the society would surely read-
involve third parties. All he frame of mind. He held out what- marker, but he had plans for what 45— ADDRESS: CENTAURI, F. L. Wallace
46— MISSION OF GRAVITY, Hal Clement
wanted was to put Sollenar’s ever he had in his hand. he might accomplish with the 34 TWICE IN TIME, Manly Wade Wellman
FOREVER MACHINE, Clifton & Riley
body under a dated marker, with It was another one of the Mar- facts of this transaction, and ODD JOHN, W.
myriad others he was privy to.
the
37 —THE Olaf
Stapledon
DEVIATES, Raymond Jones
F.
as little trouble as possible. tian entertainment machines. Sol- TROUBLED STAR, George
39— PAGAN PASSION, Garrett & Harris
Smith
0.
Nowand then he walked a few lenar seemed to be offering it as A sharp bit of pottery had pen- 40— VIRGIN PLANET, Poul Anderson
etrated the sole of his shoe and 41 — FLESH, Philip
42 — SEX WAR, Sam Merwin
Jose Farmer
paces backward and forward, to a token to Ermine. Ermine smiled.
keep from losing muscular control “What can you offer me, Mr. gashed his foot, but he, not having A WOMAN A DAY, Philip J. Farmer
THE MATING CRY, A. E. Van Vogt
at his extremities because of low Sollenar?” he said, and shot. seen it, hadn’t felt it. Nor would THE MALE RESPONSE, Brian W. Aldiss
SIN IN SPACE, Cyril M. Judd
skin temperature. Sollenar must The golden ball rolled away he see it or feel it even when he
come out soon enough. He had no over the sand. “There, now,” Er- changed his stockings; for he had
not noticed the Galaxy Publishing Corporation
food supply with him, and though mine said. “Now, wouldn’t you wound when it 421 Hudson Street, New York 14, N. Y.
Ermine did not like the risk of sooner be me than you? And was made. It didn’t matter. In a
Send me the following GALAXY NOVELS:
engaging a man like Sollenar in where is the thing that made the few days it would heal, though
was no
a starvation contest, there difference between us?” not as rapidly as if it had been
doubt that a man with no taste He shivered. He was chilly. properly attended to.
for fuel could outlastone with the Sand was blowing against his Vaguely, he heard the sound of I enclose remittance at 6 FOR |2.00 or 35c
acquired reflexes of eating. tender face, which had been some- Martians clacking behind their each.
The door opened and Sollenar what abraded during his long closed door as he hurried out of Name
came out. wait. the city, full of revenge, and rev- Address
He was carrying something. He stopped, transfixed. erence for his savior. City
Perhaps a weapon. Ermine let He lifted his head. — ALGIS BUDRYS Zone State
RAINBIHD
By R. A. LAFFERTY
Illustrated by WALKER
W ERE
truly
name
scientific
tabulated
Yankee in-
of the
ventor, Higgston Rainbird, would
surely be without peer. Yet today
he is known (and only to a few
firsts
the
132 GALAXY
new safety feature; this last was explanation; and if not that, then His sparker was not a success. For better or worse he brought
either in the year 1816 or 1817. an account at least; and if not It would be expensive, its spark
He is known for such, and for no that, well —
something anyhow. was uncertain and it had almost
the country up a long road, so
there was hardly a custom of his
more. no advantage over flint. People boyhood that still continued.
Were this all that he had UTGGSTON RAINBIRD could always start a fire. If not, Probably no one man had ever
achieved his name would still be made a certain decision on they could borrow a brand from changed a country so much in
secure. And it is secure, in a a June afternoon in 1779 when a neighbor. There was no market his lifetime.
limited way, and to those who he was quite a young man, and for the sparker. But it was a nice He
fathered a true machine-
hobby in technological history. by this decision he confirmed his machine, hammered copper strips tool industry,and brought rubber
But the glory of which history inventive bent. wrapped around iron teased with from the tropics and plastic from
has cheated him, or of which he He was hawking
from the top lodestone, and the thing turned the laboratory. He pumped petro-
cheated himself, is otherwise. In of Devil’s Head Mountain. He with a hand crank. He never leum, and used natural gas for
a different sense, it is without flew his falcon (actually a tercel gave it up entirely. He based illumination and steam power.
parallel, absolutely unique. hawk) down through the white other things upon it; and the He was honored and enriched;
For he pioneered the dynamo, clouds, and to him it was the retrogressor of his last years and, looking back, he had no
the steam automobile, the steel highest sport in the world. The could not have been built with- reason to regard his life as
industry, ferro-concrete construc- bird came back, climbing the blue out it.
wasted.
tion, the internal combustion en- air, and brought a passenger But the main thing was steam, “Yet missed so much. I
I’ve
gine, electric illumination and pigeon from below the clouds. iron, and tools. He made
the fin- tar-heeled and wasted a lot of
power, the wireless, the televox, And Higgston was almost per- est lathes. He revolutionized time. If only I could have avoided
the petroleum and petro-chemi- fectly happy as he hooded the smelting and mining. He brought the blind alleys, I could have
cal industries, monorail transpor- hawk. new things to power, and started done many times as much. I
tation, air travel, world-wide He could stay there all day the smoke to rolling. He
made brought machine-tooling to its
monitoring, fissionable power, and hawk from above the clouds. mistakes, he ran into dead ends, apex. But I neglected the finest
space travel, group telepathy, Or he could go down the moun- ho wasted whole decades. But
tool of all, the mind. I used it as
political and economic balance; tain and work on his sparker in one man can only do so much. it is, had no time to study
but I
he built a retrogressor; and he his shed. He sighed as he made He married a shrew, Audrey, it, much modify it. Others
less
made advances towards
great the decision, for no man can have knowing that a man cannot after me do it all. But I
will
corporeal immortality and the everything. There was a fascina- achieve without a goad as well rather wanted to do it all myself.
apotheosis of mankind. It would tion about hawking. But there as a goal. But he was without Now it is too late.”
seem unfair that all this is un- was also a fascination about the issue or disciple, and this worried
known of him. copper-strip sparker. And he him. TTE went back and worked with
Even the once-solid facts — that went down the mountain to work He built steamboat and steam- his old sparker and its de-
he wired Philadelphia for light on it. train. His was the first steam scendants, now that he was old.
and power in 1799, Boston the Thereafter he hawked less. thresher. He cleared the forests He built toys along the line of it
following year and New York After several years he was forced with wood-burning giants, and that need not always have re-
—
two years later are no longer to give it up altogether. He had designed towns. He destroyed mained toys. He made a televox,
solid. In a sense they are no chosen his life, the dedicated southern slavery with a steam- but the only practical application
longer facts. career of an inventor, and he Powered cotton picker, and power was that now Audrey could rail
For all this there must be an stayed with it for sixty-five years. and wealth followed him. at him over a greater distance.
possibilities that alternation car- short high dam on the flank of And in the spring of that new that place to be worse than a
Devil’s Head Mountain, and had year he first flew a heavier-than- smoke-house. It was there that
ried to its ultimate might open
up. He told him a bejammed lot hydroelectric power for his own air vehicle. he developed that hacking cough
earlier. I’ve bungled the V7 OUNG Higgston Rainbird attention for a few hours. It will
sis of mankind, that cantankerous little
whole business now.” was hawking from the top of take all your considerable wit.”
animal.
He fiddled with his Prediction
Devil’s Head Mountain on a “A few hours and a perfect
He designed a fabric that
June afternoon in 1779. He flew hawking afternoon will be gone.
would embulk itself on a temper- Machine and saw that he was to
die that very year. He did not his hawk down through
the white This may be the finest day ever
ature drop, and thin to an airy
clouds, and decided that he was made.”
sheen in summery weather. The seek a finer reading.
RAINBIRD 141
“I also once felt that it was, “Hood the hawk. It’s a sport Then the hawk came back, wheels are on the inside. But I
but I manfully gave it up. So for boys. Now listen to me, you climbing the towering air, and can use the gears from it, and
must you.” spraddling jack. I am telling you it had a mainbird. the clock, and the copper wire.
“Let me fly the hawk down things that nobody else would The old man had lively eyes, It must have taken weeks to
again and I will listen to you ever be able to tell you! I will but now they took on a new hammer that much wire out that
show you how to fly falcons to light. fine. I wish I’d paid more atten-
while it is gone.”
“But you will only be listen- the stars, not just down to the “Nobody ever gives up pleas- tion to what he was saying, but
ing with half a mind, and the meadows and birch groves at the ure willingly,” he said, “and there he poured it on a little thick. I’d
be with the hawk.” foot of this mountain.” is always the sneaking feeling have gone along with him on it
rest will
“There is no prey up there,” that the bargain may not have if only he’d have found a good
But young Higgston flew the
said young Higgston. been perfect. This is one of the stopping place a little sooner, and
bird down through the shining
“There is. Gamier prey than things I have missed. I haven’t hadn’t been so insistent on giving
white clouds, and the old man
began his rigmarole sadly. Yet you ever dreamed of. Hood the hawked for sixty-five years. Let up hawking. Well, I’ll just hawk
it was a rang-dang-do of a spiel, bird and snaffle him.” me fly him this time, Higgston.” here till dark, and if it dawns
just fly him down one “You know how?” clear I’ll be up again in the
a mummywhammy of admoni- “I’ll
and young more time and listen to you till “I am an adept. And I once morning. And Sunday, if I have
tion and exposition,
he comes back.” intended to make a better gaunt- a little time, I may work on
Higgston listened entranced and
almost forgot his hawk. The old The hawk went down through let for hawkers. This hasn’t been my sparker or my chestnut
man told him that he must stride the clouds like a golden bolt of improved since Nimrod’s time.” roaster.”
by layer like an onion, and told “Fly him if you want to, old hawker and horse racer. But as
done quite late; that he must
point his technique at the Think young Higgston how it worked. man.” an inventor he was recognized
Machine and the Prediction Ma- Afterwards he returned ,to the And old Higgston flew the ter- as far as Boston.
chine, and at the unsolved prob- technological beginning and he cel hawk down through the He is still known, in a limited
lined out the workings of steam gleaming clouds, and he and way, to specialists in the field
lem of corporeal immortality.
“In no other way can you real- and petro and electro-magnetism, young- Higgston watched from and the period: known as con-
ample and explained that these simple the top of the world. And then tributor to the development of
ly acquire elbow-room,
working time. Time runs out and powers must be used for a short young Higgston Rainbird was the moldboard plow, as the de-
interval in the invention of greats standing alone on the top of signer of the Nonpareil Nutmeg
life is too short if you let it take
er power. He told him of waves Devil’s Head Mountain, and the Grater with the safety feature,
its natural course. Are you listen-
ing to me, Higgston?” and resonance and airy transmis- old man was gone. for a bellows, for a sparker for
But the hawk came back, sion, and fission and flight and “I wonder where he went? starting fires (little used) and
climbing the steep air, and it over-flight. And that none of the And where in apple-knockers’ for the Devil’s Claw Wedge for
had a gray dove. The old man doors required keys, only a reso- heaven did he come from? Or splitting logs.
sighed at the interruption, for lute man to turn the knob and was he ever here at all? That’s He is known for such, and for
was push them open. Young Higgston a danged funny machine he came no more.
he knew that
peril.
his project in
was impressed. in, if he did come in it. All the — R. A. LAFFERTY
A
weird triangle is the hub of and tortuous and the author man- and Biological Sciences. The THE RIM OF SPACE by A.
the story. The husband, a brave, ufactures mystery and suspense section titles convey some idea of Bertram Chandler. Thomas
wise, charming aristocrat, was de- by the deliberate use of time the scope of his The Uni-
work: Bouregy & Co.
jump and flashback. verse; The Earth; The Atmo-
materialized on an exploration
into a space hazard between Yet the book, though exasper- sphere; The Elements; The Parti- CHANDLER HAS taken the de-
*
cles; The Waves; The Machine; of the Rim Worlds on the
planets. He becomes a sort of ating, is a joy of inventiveness. sire
ghost who materializes for an Rating: ****y2 The Reactor. The Biological Sci- periphery of the Galactic Lens for
a buildup of strength. Their mer- achieved by any other fictional THE “PROJECT” is the program
chant fleet consists of obsolete DESCRIBED AS Zenna Hender- character. to develop an undescribed weap-
tubsmanned by a lost legion of son’s first novel, Pilgrimage is ac- In the above volume, Conan on sufficiently powerful to act as
human retreads, themselves re- tually a compilation of stories Doyle’s oversight in never pen- an utter deterrent to would-be
jects from the plush liners of In- from F&SF tied loosely together. ning a science-fictional adventure aggressor nations. The book
“The People” are hunted and for his human deduction machine delves into the character of the
ner World commerce.
All the elements of the salty haunted possessors of superhu- has been righted by August Der- weapon’s prime architects and
sea are in Chandler’s deep space man powers. leth, Anthony Boucher, Mack their movements and actions on
thriller: the grand-daddy of hurri- Each novelette expands on the Reynolds, Gordon R. Dickson, the night preceding the final test.
canes, drunken brawling in a port- theme, “Different is dead.” The Poul Anderson, H. Beam Piper It is a bitter indictment of the
side joint, burial at space, ship- protagonists involved eventually and John J. McGuire. idiocy that places the means for
wreck and salvage. find emancipation with The The book’s appeal
is limited, utter destruction in the hands of
Art it may not be, but likeable Group, hidden in desert country but special audience will de-
its a few and makes it possible for a
it certainly is. where wild talents can remain rive intense satisfaction. highly placed psychotic to be-
Rating: ***y2 unobserved. Rating: **** come mankind’s executioner.
Rating: **** Rating: ***y2
REACHING FOR THE STARS THINKING MACHINES by Irv-
by Erik Bergaust. Doubleday & THE RUNAWAY WORLD by ing Adler. The John Day Co. THE OUTLAWS OF MARS by
Co. Stanton A. Coblentz. Avalon Otis Adelbert Kline. Avalon
Books. TO THE man in the street, the Books.
WERNHER VON Braun is an word “Computer” conjures up a
extremely controversial figure. AVALON APPEARS deter- vision of a vast electronic monster A GENERATION ago, back in
Despite his stature in our space mined to exhume the remains of busily tended by a horde of hu- Argosy’s heyday, Kline’s serials
program, many Americans have all of Coblentz’s ponderous sa- man ministrators. This was were usually divided into six
never become reconciled to the tires. Number four thus disturbed largely true until the recent past parts. There could easily have
presence of a former enemy and from well-earned oblivion, Run- but miniaturization and simplifi- been twice as many divisions be-
self-admitted Nazi in a most sen- away World plotwise is also cation have reaped such rewards cause Kline’s heroes fluctuated
sitive field. Be that as it may, he stamped from the same heavy- that room-sized and even desk- between soup and frying pan.
has obviously been forgiven by duty die. sized computers are now extant. A non sequitur sequel to The
the top brass and today his enor- Rating: * The layman, however, still would Swordsman of Mars, the new hero
mous energy, knowledge and re- like two questions answered: travels back through space and
sourcefulness are being put to THE SCIENCE-FICTIONAL What does it do and How does it time to Mars of some million
use. SHERLOCK Holmes. The do it? years ago and finds a culturally
Because of von Braun’s single- Council of Four. Adler’s book answers these paradoxical mighty civilization.
purposefulness, the book is more questions in comparatively simple Rating (for an old-fashioned
than just his biography. It is also THE INCOMPARABLE Sher- —
form for someone with a good fairy tale ) : * * *
the history of modem rocketry. lock’s claim to fame has never high school math background. —FLOYD C. GALE
T
servant. him. “Did you get the berries for surprising thing.
burg had come out to cut wasn’t wrong to chase away those the tea?” Where had she come from,
some mistletoe. He tucked darned ravens. Yes, Lord.” “Yes, dear.” He handed her the anyhow? He’d gone outside one
the hatchet tightly in the band of He sighted up at the branches. three branches of mistletoe. morning early in September,
his trousers and shinned up the He chopped with the hatchet. “Make it good and strong this meaning to walk up and down
knobby trunk of the apple tree. Three branches of mistletoe fell time, dear. I just want to see if in the sand while he put the
When he got high enough, he down on the sheets of newspaper there’s anything in my little idea.” finishing touches on his sermon
saw that two ravens were seated he had previously placed at the “About mistletoe being the for next week, and there she had
on the apple tree branches, eating foot of the tree. He climbed down. common element in all religions? been, sitting quietly under a
the mistletoe berries. There were It was beginning to get dark. Sure.” Joshua tree.
always ravens around the cabin Mazda would have supper ready. She couldn’t have been there
nowadays; he chased them away There was a premonitory rumble TTE watched her as she went to for more than ten minutes. Her
indignantly, with many loud and then the sound of Silent fill the teakettle at the sink. skin, as he had come to know
whooshes. Then he felt a twinge Night, played on an electric xylo- She was a tall woman, with later, was extraordinarily sensi-
of remorse. phone, filled the sky. masses of puffy ginger hair and a tive to sunlight, and she was wear-
“O Lord,” he prayed among The Reverend Adelburg frown- very fair skin. Her figure was ing the skimpiest Bikini imagin-
the branches, his face upturned ed. The noise must be coming excellent, though rangy, and he able. She’dhave been sunburned
toward the dramatic cloudscape from Parker; the municipal always enjoyed watching her. all overshe’d been there for
if
of an Arizona winter, “O Lord, Christmas tree there would be Most of the time Mazda’s being any length And how had
of time.
bless this little experiment of thy thirty-five feet tall this year, and in the cabin seemed so ordinary, she got there? There’d been no
He knew so little about her passages. The ravens were quite “frankincense” and “1776,” pantry to wash, she looked after
no more now, really, than he had impressed.” He smiled at his little seemed to shimmer in the air him slantingly. Her caramel-
known on that first day when she joke. between them. Mazda listened, colored eyebrows drew together
had said, “Hi,” and gone in the “Ravens?” She turned to face nodding from time to time or in a frown. She had already
house. It wasn’t that she was him. “Were there ravens outside prodding the potatoes in the scalded out the teapot. Now she
close-mouthed or sullen. She just when you were rehearsing your saucepan with a two-tined kitch- reached into the drawer of the
didn’t talk about herself. Once speech?” en fork. kitchen table and drew out a
only, when he had been elaborat- “Yes, indeed. We have ravens handful of what looked like small
ing his idea that the use of mistle- all the time here now. There were A T last he appeared to have mushrooms. They were, as a
toe might be the common element even ravens in the apple tree finished. Mazda nodded for matter of fact, mescal buttons,
behind all religion, had she come when I was cutting the mistletoe.” the last “Um-hum,” she
time;. and she had gathered them last
out with anything that might be Her eyes widened. “Oh .” . . said. “But you know what I think, week from the top of a plant of
a personal remark. He’d spoken she said thoughtfully. Clem? I think you just don’t like Lophophora Williamsii herself.
of the use of mistletoe in classical “I fear Ichased them away a lights. When it’s dark, you want
paganism, in' druidism, in Chris- little too vehemently,” he said, it to be dark. It’s reasonable II
tian festival, in the old
gion, in Zoroastrism
Norse reli- becoming serious. “Ravens, after
are the Lord’s creatures too.”
enough —you’re a different guy
CHE cut them up neatly with a
all, once the sun goes down.”
Her lower lip had begun to “Not those ravens,” Mazda said. “I don’t like the false lights of ^ paring knife and dropped
protrude defiantly. “There’s no There was a very brief pause. modernity,” the Reverend said them the teapot. She put
into
mistletoe in Zoroastrism,” she had Mazda fingered the wooden with a touch of stiffness. “As I the mistletoe berries in on top of
cut in sharply. “I know.” bracelet on her left wrist. Then intend to make abundantly clear the mescal buttons. Then she
Well? It wasn’t much for the she said, “Listen, Clem, I know in my sermon tomorrow.” filled the teapot with boiling
fruit of more than three months. you’ve talked about it, but I “Um-hum. You’re a wonderful water. When
the Reverend got
He couldn’t help wondering guess I’m just dumb. Why are talker. I never thought I’d get back from his washing, the teapot
about Mazda sometimes, though you so down on modern Christ- fond of somebody who didn’t was steaming domestically on the
he didn’t want to fail in Christian mases, anyway?” like light.” table beside the string beans.
charity. But he knew he had his “My dear, if you’d ever attend He
enemies. Could she possibly be a the Temple services
—
” the Rev- said
“I like some kinds of light,”
the Reverend Adelburg. “I self a
said grace
cup
and poured him-
of the tea. “Goodness,
Retail Merchants Association erend Adelburg said in gentle re- like fires.” but it’s bitter,” he observed, sip-
spy? proof. “But I’ll try to make my Mazda drew a deep breath. ping. “Not at all like it was the
point of view, which I humbly “You’d better wash up before first time. What
a difference put-
t| ''HE teakettle was beginning to trust is also the Lord’s point of supper, Clem,” she said. “You’ve ting in more mistletoe has made!”
hum. Mazda gave the pot of view, clear to you.” He began to got rosin on you from the apple Mazda looked down. She
string beans on the stove a stir talk. tree.” passed him the sugar bowl. He
with a wooden spoon. “How did He was an excellent talker. “All right, dear.” He kissed her sweetened the tea lavishly. “You
Thus it was
idiosyncratic.
always some- dise, which was at the moment little flame —My Gosh! Good
blue and silver, she could hear Lord!”
the Reverend Adelburg slid off that the Reverend Clem Adel- the noise of the copter as it bore Forthright Temple is venti-
the chair where he had been sit- burg, who had drunk enough him away. lated, and partly lighted, by a
ting, and flopped down on the peyote infusion to keep a cart Mazda’s drug dreams came to clerestory in the middle part of
floor parallel to her. Both their horse seeing beatific visions for an end with a bump about twelve the building. Through this clere-
legs were stretched out. twenty-four hours, reached, about o’clock. She sprang out of bed story eight large black birds flew
“What lovely hands you have, six o’clock in the morning, the and ran to the window. The rapidly.
Eight pagan ravens are no made them go in the Temple. She took an earnest step to- for a Reverend with his collar on
match at all for the legitimate Ravens always seem such old- ward him. “Clem, I don’t think backwards. Somebody ought to
weapons of two troops of Archer fashioned birds.” you have any idea of how serious examine my head.”
Eagle Scouts. The ravens dived this is,” she said. “But they’ll stop The Reverend Adelburg let
valiantly, they cawed and shriek- Ill at They can’t possibly
nothing. this passwithout comment. “What
ed. In vain. Inside five minutes let you get away with it. Why, was the alternate plan?” he
after the shooting started, there 46T betrayed my Company for last December after your old- asked.
remained no trace of the birds’ you,” Mazda said. She hic- fashioned Christmas sermons, promised them I’d keep you
“I
incursus except a black tail coughed with emotion. “I’m a rat. power consumption was off 27% from delivering any more old-
feather floating in an updraft, As far as that goes, you’re a rat all along the whole Pacific slope, fashioned Christmas sermons.
eight or ten hymnbooks with too. We’re both rats.” and it didn’t get back to normal That’s what the peyote was for.”
helps them. People nowadays are them that, they’ll let you go.” She
give you any more publicity. I “What is it, then?”
dopes. They can’t work buttons paused hopefully.
think they’ll just quietly try to “Why, it’s Nous.”
on pants, or open a package of The Reverend gave her a look.
wipe you out.” “I never heard of it.”
chewing gum unless there’s a “Well,” said Mazda. “Then
For a moment Mazda’s self “Very few people have. But
paper ribbon to help them. we’ll have to make a break for
command deserted her. She Nous, Infinite, is the company
“That’s beside the point, really.
from which the PE&G gets its
it.
wrung her hands. “What’m I to
The thing I’m trying to make “While you were in the wash-
cfo?” she whimpered. “I’ve got to power.
clear, Clem, is that Nous is a bad room, I called the Temple copter.”
save you, and you’re as stubborn “Nous is a very strange outfit.
outfit tocome up against. She indicated the short-wave
as a mule. I don’t know any It operates on the far side of 3,000
—
magic or at least not nearly A.D., and selling power is only
at
was supposed to go outside
“I
this morning and
one-thirty
radio on the other side of the
little stone fireplace. “It’ll be here
enough magic. The whole Com- one of the things it does. When
pany will be against me as soon you’re a top agent for the Corn-
have the ravens pick me up under —
any minute. I think well, we’ll
him; he loved her more than ever. tinkles from the chimney. It pieces of broken glass on the really trying to do me and my
He gave her a hug. ended in a glassy crash. Some- hearth of the fireplace. There was boy friend in?”
“Nix, my dear,” he said. “Nix.” thing had broken on the stone no doubt that Mazda had puri- A bird cleared its throat. There
“N-n-n-n-?” hearth. fied the germ culture effectively. was a noise of talons being shifted
“Nix. Never.” His voice rang Mazda screamed. But the Reverend Clem Adel- uneasily. “Well ... no, Mazda.
out,booming and resonant. “Run “Keep back!” she yelled at the burg was stretched out on the We like you too,” somebody said.
away from those devils and their Reverend, who had turned from floor flat on his back. “Oh, yes? Is that why you
ravens? Flee from those pagan the radio and was leaning for- dropped the parrot-fever bomb?
night-lighters? Never! I will not.” ward interestedly. “Keep back! 1%/fAZDA ran to him. She tore Were you going to drop a dead
He advanced toward the radio. Don’t breathe! Damn those birds!” open
his white shirt front and parrot down the chimney and
“What are you going to do?” She was fumbling wildly with laid her head on his chest. His make it look as if we’d died a
Mazda squeaked. the wooden bracelet on her left heart was still beating, and his natural death? I wouldn’t call
“I’m going to contact the TVA,” wrist. hands and feet were warm. But that bomb exactly a friendly
he said without turning. “You
have to fight fire with fire.”
‘What is it?” he asked. He he was completely out outer — thing.”
advanced a step toward the shards than any of the neon lights he “The bomb was just a warn-
“Public power?” Mazda breath- of glass on the hearth. had been trying to put out. ing,” said the harsh voice that had
ed. Her face was white. “Get back. It’s a germ culture Mazda got up, rubbing
her spoken first. “We knew you’d
“Public power! Their line will bomb. Parrot fever. I’m going to hands. She couldn’t move him, purify it. We have confidence in
be open all night.” purify it. Stand back!” and she didn’t know what she you. We don’t want to do you
He turned his face toward the The Reverend Adelburg dis- ought to do for him. She hoped any harm personally. You can
rafters. “O Lord,” he boomed counted most of this warning as he’d be all right. She knew he always get another boy friend.”
reverently, “bless this radio mes- due to feminine hysteria. He had strong She
a constitution. “I want this one.”
sage. Please, Lord, grant that in drew back a fraction of an inch, went into the kitchen and got a “You’ve had better ones.”
contacting a radical outfit like the but still remained leaning for- towel. “Yes, I know. But this is the
TVA I’m doing aright.” ward. his eyes fixed on the glass. She came back with it and one I want.”
Mazda gave a moan of despera- tied it to the poker. Carrying There was a silence. Then a
IV tion. “I’ve got to do it!” she yelled. this home-made flag of truce in bird said, “We’re sorry, Mazda.
She slid her bracelet toward her front of her, she opened the door We only do what we’re sent out
hthe noise of prayer died away elbow and gave it a violent twist. and went out into the night. to do.”
in the ceiling. He pressed a A strictly vertical flash of light- It was a dark night. From under Mazda drew a sharp breath.
key and turned a switch. For a ning appeared between the ceiling the Joshua tree a darker shadow “Hell’s Canyon,” she said deliber-
harshly. It seemed to have re- its helix changed pitch, the motor
gained its aplomb. “That light- stuttered and coughed. Once the
ning flash of yours burned out noise seemed to recede; Mazda
every tube in the radio. You was afraid the plane was going
couldn’t send a message to Parker away entirely. She fingered her
to ask for a stick of chewing gum. wooden blast bracelet nervously.
You’re through. But the copter returned. It landed
“We’ll give you half an hour. with a thump that was almost a
During any of that time you can crash.
come out unhurt. But after that The copter door opened and
too. This time somebody jumped out. There was
you’re in for it
a sound of squawks, caws and
we’re serious.”
‘What are you going to do?” rapid fluttering. A vigorous male
Mazda cried. voice said, “Ouch! Ouch! Birds!
“You’ll find out.” What the bloody hell!” More
Mazda went back to the house. fluttering. Then sandaled feet
The clock on the mantlepiece thudded rapidly along the path.
read twenty minutes to three. Somebody pounded at the door.
The ravens would probably give
her a few minutes’ grace, so she
had until ten or twelve minutes
M AZDA ran to open
man who stumbled
the threshold was a dark, stocky
it. The
across
160
GALAXY
shoulders and breast. “Lord Halonawa now. There’s a red and
Mithras,” Mazda blinked her eyes and shook her motor gave a cough and started.
said prayerfully, purple neon sign twenty feet high
“it’s Joe Buell! Joe!” over the plaza. It reads, “Welcome
head defiantly. “He hurt his head Mazda was trembling with excite-
“Mazda! Why didn’t you show to Halonawa, Home when he fell, that’s all. He’ll be ment, but she followed Joe’s in-
of the Shal-
a light? What are you doing here? all right later. He’s got to be all structions. Slowly the copter rose.
ako.’ After that I joined up with
What is all this?” right. And he may really be easier She had put on the red glasses
the Rev. A nice dark Christmas
Mazda told him. Joe listened to handle this way than if he before they left the house. As her
seems a wizard idea.”
wasn’t goofed. He’s a stubborn eyes grew used to the darkness,
intently, frowning more and He plainly didn’t want to pur-
more. “My word, what a mess,” man.” she made out the glimmer of the
sue the subject further. Mazda
he said when she had finished. He Joe had gone over to the table river in front of her and the flat
said, “If the Reverend revives in
pushed his red glasses up on his and was putting out the lamp. He surface of Parker dam. She
time, what’ll we do?” I
nose. “Has the Reverend come to handed his red glasses to Mazda. wanted to go west, toward Los
“Can you pilot a copter?”
yet?” “I can drive a
“Makes piloting easier,” he said. Angeles. The copter climbed a
car.”
They turned around. Clem’s “A Then he opened the window on She tried to turn.
little.
copter’s really easier.” He the and swung himself out of
left Wings whizzed by her. Mazda
eyes were open, but he was still gave her directions. “The motor’s
lying on the floor. As they missing a little, but I don’t think
it. He gave a high, passionate grinned. She twisted the blast
watched, he slowly closed his eyes battle cry. There was a rush of bracelet on her wrist. The tiny
you’ll have any trouble. Orient
again. “I guess he’s not ready yet,” feathers and some frenzied receptor within it vibrated. There
yourself by Parker and the dam.
Mazda squawking. Joe’s bow began to was a flash of light, and the bird
said. The dam’s just north of us.
She looked at the clock. It “If the Rev comes to in time,
twang. plummeted to the ground.
ence, speculation and prediction and dashed off his concepts with-
it contains. People seem to feel out bothering to get up and check
that Verne’s sound scientific spec- facts that must have been in
ulation makes the novel good books in the same room with him.
science fiction, even though they He spun his yarn from the mate-
may not care much for it as a rial in his head. And there you
straight story. have a clue to the real value of
But these days the waters are the novel.
full of SCUBA divers. (The word Verne was a mighty story-tel-
“SCUBA,” as most people are be- ler. His science was bad, his
ginning to know, is made by tak- speculation absurd, and even his
ing the first letter in each word of plot and his characters might be
the phrase “Self-Contained Un- poor. No matter. Put them all to-
derwater Breathing Apparatus.”) gether with the magic of Verne’s
SCUBA divers carry their own air story-telling ability, and some-
down into water as deep as three thing flames up. A story emerges
hundred feet in lakes, oceans, that sweeps incredulity before it.
streams, rivers, bays, quarries and
caves all over the world. There is TT is a very difficult thing to
and Professor
Nautilus down into that “dense” us, built in 1800 in France, and
fewer in number, but strong and Aronnax sit down
in the saloon
water. Once down, all the Nau- it was more than named after it.
large, which experience proves to while the captain describes more
tilus has to do to reach the surface Fulton’s Nautilus had an observa-
be best. The electricity produced details of the Nautilus’s construc-
again is to shut off its screw and tion dome protruding from the
passes forward, where it works by tion. Most of these involve dimen-
tip its vanes upwards. It shoots to upper deck, just like the one on electro-magnets of great size, on sions of the ship. It is here that
the surface, squeezed up like a Verne’s Nautilus 69 years later. a system of levers and cogwheels we learn the secret of the enor-
slug of toothpaste from a tooth- In 1855 a German named Wil- that transmit the movement to mous strength of the Nautilus’s
paste tube. In describing the helm Bauer launched a subma- the axle of the screw.” And we hull, a strength that allows the
strength of any animals living in rine fifty-seven feet long. It was never again hear anything about vessel to dive to depths of several
water strata miles beneath the named the Sea Devil, and it car- the front part of the room where miles once it gets up enough
surface, Professor Aronnax says, ried a crew of thirteen. It was
the electricity is produced. In power. The hull is double. “In-
requires incalculable strength built to dive to 150 feet, and it
“it fact, the only feature we learn deed, owing to this cellular ar-
tokeep one’s self in these strata had an oxygen-regenerating sys- about the back room is that the rangement it resists like a block,
and resist their pressure.” Scien- tem, an observation dome at the system of levers and cogwheels asif it were solid. Its side cannot
tists knew better in those days. bow, and an air lock so that a turns the screw a hundred and yield; it coheres spontaneously,
The Nautilus itself, as a sub- diver could enter and leave under twenty revolutions in a second, and not by the closeness of its
marine, does not represent any- was fourteen years
water. All this which gives the Nautilus a speed rivets; and the homogeneity of its
thing new in the submarine' art,
with the exception of the idea of
before Verne’s Nautilus. Once a
day it was necessary for Verne’s
of fifty miles per hour —as you construction, due to the perfect
might well imagine. This “Bunsen union of the materials, enables it
using electricity for power. Cap- Nautilus to surface to replenish and Ruhmkorff” business seems to defy the roughest seas.” So,
tain Nemo says that he extracts her air. She carried pressure tanks to be thrown in for the distinction for those reasons, the double hull
sodium from sea water and makes for air storage, but no air-regen-
gained from the use of a couple accounts for the great strength of
electricityout of it. Everything erating system. of shining scientific names. Bun- the Nautilus apparently on the
. . .
aboard is run by electricity. But Early in the novel Captain sen, among many other things, in- theory that if one shell is good,
even this speculation is not signi- Nemo takes Professor Aronnax vented an electric cell that used two must be better.
the work of men like
ficant, since on a tour of the Nautilus. At the plates of gas coke instead of plati- Captain Nemo continues to
Volta, Ampere, Cavendish, Hen- end of this tour the reader sup- num, but Captain Nemo does not give figures, physical dimensions
the window while the Nautilus dictions has come true. The pur-
same sort of mistake occurs dur- calculations of x and other quan-
cruises beneath the surface, and ported science in not semi-
it is
ing that walk on the bottom
first tities.” Now, nobody with even a
calls off the contents of the sea science or even pseudo-science. It
of the ocean. Professor Aronnax smattering of mathematics would
they are passing through. is non-science.
tells us, “We were at a depth of a put it that way. People don’t sit
hundred and five yards and around calculating “x and other All through the novel occur re- — THEODORE L. THOMAS
H AVE you ever been clear ing. Look the other way. That’s
way off it, at least. credit to friend Stanley were, each in his
down there on skid row? me, but not too many ever man- own way, quite noticeable.
all right with me. I don’t know
age to make a round trip of it. I first ran across Wino Jones
Oh, sure, every city has anything better to do about the
one and no doubt you have given horrors that are, or that may be
Who are the misfits and dere- and Stanley one early spring eve-
licts on skid row? Anybody; no- ning. It was a Thursday. I was
it one of those look-away-quick on skid row than to hope they
body. Individuals, if they are in- beat. It had been a tough week
That what will stay there where they be-
side
mean.
glances. isn’t I
—
long and let me forget them.
dividuals, come and go. The — a political scandal, a couple
group, with few exceptions, is of fires and a big “Missing Kid
What I mean is, have you ever That’s why I’m writing this. I
always the same. It is built of Fiend” scare. Turned out the
Probably
haven’t, I could
not. And, if you
make a sugges-
want do the story of what
to
I saw, and what I think I saw
the world’s rejects — lost souls, kid had skipped school to catch
bad dreams; shadowy, indistinct a triple-feature horror show
been really down there? or felt, and what I didn’t see, to
shapes, not a part of life nor yet and was scared to go home when
tion. Don’t go. get it off my mind. Then I am
going to do my
damnedest not
quite altogether out of it, either. she came out late, so she went
Skid row is a far, remote way
whole thing.
I was down there. I left. But to hide out at Grandma’s. The
and there are all kinds of hor- to think of the
I kept passing by every once in suspect fiend was a cockfight
rors down there, the seen and Me, I know about skid row be-
a while to pay a little visit. For sportsman from the Caribbean
the unseen. To each his own, as cause I was there. That’s my
that I had two reasons. One, I colony smuggling home his loser
they say, and everyone there has personal problem and another
could sometimes pick up a lead under his leather jacket.
his own personal collection. All story, before this one, and the
on something for a Sunday fea- But had been a rough week
right. General opinion is to let
them be there and the hell with
hell with that, too. I once had
a wife and a couple of kids. I
ture for my paper. The other — it
lar group knew me and they held dirty, needing a shave. Where I
“Well-1 —
” he said, “I expect Broad Street side of the square
I
while
went
after
on home myself a
Jones left. Stanley
went someplace.”
“Oh? Well, that’s good." It
me and Stanley better drift back and I saw him strolling along
was still there, though, when I seemed a safe statement. If
on down to the Yard before toward us. He was smiling, talk-
glanced back from Broad Street, Stanley had been in jail, Jones
some fuzz comes along and fans ing, gesturing. He was alone. I
I couldn’t pick him out in the would have said so. Any other
us down.” looked twice. There was no one
dim moon and street light. place was bound to be better. I
“Yeah?” I said. “Yeah. So with Jones.
long, Jonesy — Stanley.” I settled down, took a drag or
Still nothing much, eh? was being unjustifiably nosy, but
curiosity wouldn’t let me drop
don’t know why added the two on a smoke and passed it
I I
nPHE NEXT week I came on it. “Where did he go?”
“Stanley” but, obscurely, it along. Lifted a jug. Got back the
work at ten and I didn’t see Jones shrugged. Then, seri-
seemed to please Jones. He gave
me a big smile and then walked
old lost, gone, miserable feel of
the thing again. I looked up then
Jones —
or not see Stanley — ously, “To tell the truth, Ed, I
all week. Friday, I was back don’t rightly know. Fact is, I
off down the street, chatting at Jones who was just coming
kindness if you would let me call reallynormal people no — you are mostly a part of the took to trailing along after me
to feel like he is somebody. Only see Stanley at all any more.” it at that. Couldn’t ever have I finished my
soup and I couldn’t
Stanley, he never could. Seemed “He got so far out he was managed to leave skid row if I see Stanley. It gave me a turn.
like the more he wanted to push really gone?” weren’t. But after a little while, there he
out into things, the more he “Only it was kind of pitiful “So,” Jones said, “poor Stan- was again. I asked him where he
would get shy and not able to, the way it made Stanley mad. ley, he always has been mighty went. He couldn’t or wouldn’t
and he would pull away back Me, I got vagged a few times. dependent on me; more, maybe, ever tell me much, only that
inside even more. He never could Only Stanley, he could be right since we been moving around. there was someplace he was try-
talk much hardly, even to me. beside me and spit in the Until just lately.” ing to get to and friends he
Got so I would scarcely know he sheriff’s face and they wouldn’t “Kind of a damn nuisance, wanted to meet.
“
was around myself.” touch him. They wouldn’t even huh?” ‘I can almost get there,’
know he was there. When I was never bothered me too
“It Stanley told me. ‘There’s the
44TTE LOST touch with the locked up, he could walk in and much. Of course it keeps me border and over there on the
world?” I put in. “Well, out to visit me. Nobody ever down around this part of every other side, they want me. I can
that happens. There are oddballs stopped him. Nobody saw him town we make and maybe this feel they want me. They under-
all over, you know.” — except, we found out then, isn’t the kind of life I would stand that I am important to
“Oh, sure —
sure there are, that some of the prisoners could have picked for myself. But them. They want me to come. If
see Stanley plain enough.” Stanley has made me feel sort I could just find the way across
Ed,” said Jones. “But Stanley
wasn’t like that, not exactly; or “Oh?” I said. of responsible. And some kind of to
—
only. Seemed like it was as “Yes. And that’s the way it responsibility is good for a man, “He never told me who it was
much the world lost touch with has been. Seems like the only wouldn’t you say?” wanted him, or where, or what
Stanley as it was the other way. people who can see Stanley are I couldn’t argue with it; not for. But ever since then, every
He always did feel a resentment people like, well, like the ones me. Anyway, it proved what I once in a while I would look
about it, too, and I believe it down here around the Yard. The had felt from the start Wino — around and Stanley would be
turned him pretty bitter way ones who are —
how would you Jones wasn’t a real or a natural gone. First part of this last week
down someplace. ’Course he say it? — in the world but not skid-row type; he was forcing he was gone again — and when
never did say much, but I could of huh? I
it, read that some- himself. he came back, he was changed.
tell.I got the feeling.” where. People who are far “Well, Ed, Stanley has been He was kind of superior-acting.
“So? How did you come enough out can see Stanley; only trailing me around all the years Not pleasant. Wherever he was
here?” he is farther out than any of — only somehow I don’t believe trying to get, he had got there.
“Well, my mammy, she passed them.” Stanley ever did really like me ‘Now,’ he told me, ‘I have friends
on and there wasn’t anything to “Hm-m. Well, the world being much. He followed me because who know I am somebody.’ He
hold me back there around what it is, maybe Stanley is he couldn’t do anything else, but was real set up over it. Tonight
home, so I left. Stanley, he tag- lucky.” he never took to me. I guess he went back again.”
ged right along after me. Like a “Ed, you don’t really mean maybe I couldn’t ever quite look “Where?” I wanted to know.
shadow. You might say he was that.” up to him the way he wanted. So
a sort of a shadow’s shadow, He was right, of course. This I suppose he has always been ONES SHOOK his head. “I
huh? We bummed around. I world positively was not built looking for something else. Well, J told him, ‘Stanley, we been
worked here and there. Then I according to any specifications before we came here, we were together a long time. You got
found out —
we found out — of mine, but still it is my world stopping in a mission one eve- friends besides me, I’m glad
going to prove it to me. He said the others were mostly just suf- Ifollowed the line of his big,
believe, still there was what I
he would take somebody along had seen — and not seen of— fering dry nerves. But I was
rattled enough so I fumbled a
pink-nailed, black finger
along the path through the park
off
with him to this place and then Stanley. And even if there was
he would bring one of his friends five out and put it on the rock. from Broad Street, a little hazy
nothing that seemed particularly
back here to visit. He said that That, naturally, meant that in the summer evening. There
threatening about the business,
would show would show
me, Coaster Joe and Feeny, who was nothing. Then there was a
it made the two of us uneasy.
say he was like? A dark shape? image,” they say, except God, of
Yes. But that dark shape and course, is the infinitely greater.
the detail of that shape came Now suppose that spiders had a
through as clear as a hot blue god. A spider god. “God made
flame to me. spiders in his image,” the spiders
You weren’t ever down that might say, right? So such a
way, right? Not to stay, at least. spider god, that almighty apoth-
Well, one thing people there eosis of spiderdom —
that was
Stanley’s friend. The rest of the “Sure, Stanley,” said Jones, still night in my luxurious eight-by- tion department. “That isn’t so
park was empty. Across Bug gentle, kind. “Only, Stanley, are ten living-dining-kitchen area for very far away, though, is it?” I
Alley in front of the church an you sure?” modern living. We
talked a little, had a sense that he was right
old woman carrying a sack of “I’m sure,” said Stanley. He but not about Stanley and his about Stanley.
rubbish was impelled to look our turned to his friend. “Come on. friend. It was too fresh and we “Not miles. Distance, like that,
way. She screeched in a high, Let’s go.” were too shaken. It seemed safer I don’t think it makes much
disappearing pitch and crumpled They moved together toward not to mention it. difference where Stanley is. It’s
to the walk. The church was the bushes. I suppose we must have dozed the Yard and all that, huh?
dark and silent. Stanley looked back over his off and on. In the morning, I Seems to be like if I get a steady
woke up. I still had the shakes. job, get to be a real, steady,
Jones stood there, big, power- shoulder at Jones. “We’ll be
ful,leaning against the wall. He back,” he said, “we’ll be back, No hangover, but the shakes. normal citizen, that’s what would
smiled at Stanley, but it was a Wino. You be looking for us.” “Jonesy,” I said. “Jonesy, I make me hard for Stanley to
weak, sick smile. How he man- Then they were gone. Thank guess maybe I ought to be get- find.”
aged that much, I’ll never know. the good Lord, they were gone. ting along to work. What are “Yes,” I said, “I see. The more
Weak, trembling, stomach churn- “Well,” I quavered at Jones, you going to do?” you are a full part of this world,
ing, I dragged myself up. “you did say you were kind of He woke up, full awake, like the farther away you will be
“Uh — well,” I mumbled, uneasy about him, didn’t you?” that. “I’m not going back,” he from that other one — and
“f’you fellows will excuse me — “Yes,” said Jones, “that’s right. said. “You know?” Stanley.”
guess I better be moving along.” You going on home now, Ed?” “Yeah.” “That’s it.”
irritated. I couldn’t help that. impose, a feeling that maybe I am sort You come along down with me
“I don’t like to but
“You see?” It wasn’t speech, would you mind if I kind of of Stanley’s doorway or gate this morning. We’ll get you a job
but the thought came plainly tagged along? I don’t feel too back here, if you know what I ifwe have to kill someone to
from Stanley’s friend, out of a good —after that thing with mean. He was always nearer to make a vacancy
— that
Jonesy, that . . .
—
churning of black, hungry Stanley, built of all those thou- me than anyone. You notice he thing, spiders, snakes
thoughts, “You see how it is? sands of hissing, wiggling kept telling me to wait for him? you are sure it was real? It was
Even now, not even such as snakes.” >
I think maybe he needs to feel actually here, I mean? And
these will welcome us as friends With had around and find me to make his might come back if Stanley can
been
and equals.”
Jones,
snakes, not spiders.
it
The others way back across from wherever make the way — in force?”
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