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Match the two parts of the jokes:

1. Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?


2. Q. Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

3. Q. What was the most special part of your body at Christmas?

4. Q. What did monkeys sing at Christmas?

5. Q. What did a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

6. Q. What was green, white, and red all over?

7. Q. What rained at the North Pole?

8. Q. Which of Santas reindeer had bad manners?

a. The Christmas tree did not have legs like we did!

b. A sunburnt elf!

c. Rude-olph!

d. MistleTOE!

e. Mooooey Christmas!

f. Reindeer!

g. Jungle bells, jungle bells!

h. Sandy claws!

Match the two parts of the jokes:

1. Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?


2. Q. Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

3. Q. What was the most special part of your body at Christmas?

4. Q. What did monkeys sing at Christmas?


5. Q. What did a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

6. Q. What was green, white, and red all over?

7. Q. What rained at the North Pole?

8. Q. Which of Santas reindeer had bad manners?

a. The Christmas tree did not have legs like we did!

b. A sunburnt elf!

c. Rude-olph!

d. MistleTOE!

e. Mooooey Christmas!

f. Reindeer!

g. Jungle bells, jungle bells!

h. Sandy claws!

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