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Gruesome Threesome
Horror'), The Crypt·Keeper nales
From the Crypt'), and The Old
Witch nhe Haunt of Fear').
Checking further. we found
someone willing to interview them
(Our defective is now in the
Serenity Sanitarium for No-Good
Nuts). Yes, we found Mark Evanier,
and flew him from Los Angeles to
Brooklyn (on a broomstick ... of
course). to introduce our readers 10.
The Gruesome Threesome.
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MY CHAMBER DOOR!
"Who is it?" yelled a voice from
somewhere within the old house.
"Is it another Avon lady, V.K.?"
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he chuckled. "No, it's just some
tall, skinny gloop. Come on it, Care to hear one of my nauseating GALLERY OF GOREI very old and very ornate. A2, we
putrid puss! What brings you novelettes? Got a dandy here about walked down the hall, [ noticed a
here?" a husband who sticks his wife in a "Oh, that's the Old Witch! Come series of portraits of Boris Karloff,
I introduced myself as a reporter microwave oven. It's called on, sloosh over this way and I'll Bela Lugosi, Vincent Price, Peter
from The Monster Times. 'Spouse--Wanning'-!" introduce you to her." Lorre, Lon Chaney and Jerry
"Oh." He sounded disappointed. "Vh, not right now, if you don't A2, he led me through the Lewis. "What's Jerry Lewis doing
"[ was thinking it might be mind," I said. "Who was that I corridors, [ studied this majestic up there with all these masters of
someone important. Well, here [ am heard yelling to you, just a minute home where Utey had ensconced screen horror?" I asked .
in the livid flesh, the Vault--Keeper. ago?" themselves for retirement. It was all The Vault--Keeper stopped in his
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