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23 PRIDEFUL CELEBRATION
A massive, weekend-long LGBTQ celebration,
DC Black Pride stresses empowerment, education,
and community.
By John Riley
ALL STAR
Robbed of her chance at the Drag Race crown,
Shangela is turning lemons to lemonade – and
conquering the world in the process.
By Randy Shulman
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Jussie Smollett
J
USSIE SMOLLETT IS DEEPLY CONCERNED anomaly,” he points out. “Trump is actually not such a huge
about the state of our country. misrepresentation of what our country in fact is. He’s what
“As Americans, we give ourselves way too much our country was built on — lies, deceit, thievery, let’s be
credit,” says the gay musician and actor, known for his honest.... This country is fucked up. It is. Point blank. Period.
critically-acclaimed portrayal of gay musician Jamal Lyon There’s no getting around it. We’ve got to clean it up.”
in the Fox hit Empire. “We lie to ourselves about how won- Smollett, who on Saturday will perform songs off his lat-
derful we are, when we are not. We are great people. We est album, Sum of My Music, as well as several of his Empire
are fierce, forceful, forthright, good people at our cores, hits, at U Street Music Hall, is billed as the host of the 5,000
but this country has not reflected that. What we have Men Supreme Fantasy Mega Party later that night.
to remember is we had eight years of Obama, of feeling “I ain’t hosting shit,” he laughs. “Hosting is so imper-
inspired, of feeling like somehow things were going to be sonal, you know what I’m saying? I’m not going in to sit in
okay, but during that period, we lost our ability to fight. some VIP area. I’m going to party with the people. I’m get-
We got comfortable, we got complacent. That’s why we’re ting drunk with the people! I’m loving on the people! We’re
in the situation that we’re in right now. going to be dancing! We’re going to be drinking! We’re going
“Let us remember that Obama, for this country, is the to be having a good time!” —Randy Shulman
Jussie Smollett appears on Saturday, May 26, at the U Street Music Hall. Victory Boyd opens. Doors and show at 7 p.m.
General Admission tickets are $20. Meet and greet VIP tickets are $65. Visit 930.com/u-hall.
LISSIE
Singer-songwriter Lissie Maurus lives in Iowa, but got her start on
the Los Angeles coffeehouse circuit before opening for the likes of
Lenny Kravitz and Ray LaMontagne and appearing at the Lilith
Fair. Although she doesn’t channel Stevie Nicks quite as blatantly
on Castles as she did on 2016’s My Wild West, Lisie’s new fourth
studio album is every bit as steeped in the dramatic and folky rock/
pop style of her idol, with the biting “Love Blows” and the power
ballad “Meet Me In The Mystery” particular standouts. Saturday,
May 26. Doors at 8 p.m. 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW. Tickets are $25.
Call 202-265-0930 or visit 930.com.
BOOKER T. JONES
The first to perform when the Pearl Street
Warehouse opened back in October, the
Grammy-winning soul pioneer and producer
returns to the DC Wharf’s hip, intimate venue.
Jones tours in support of his current album
Sound The Alarm, featuring collaborations with
Mayer Hawthorne, Anthony Hamilton, Estelle,
and Gary Clark Jr. But he’ll also play from his
vast repertoire, including hits with the legend-
ary Stax Records band Booker T & The MG’s, as
well as other more recent tunes with the Drive
By Truckers and the Roots. The sax-driven jazz/
funk machine the Ron Holloway Trio opens.
Friday, June 1. Doors at 7 p.m. 33 Pearl St. SW.
KAZ SASAHARA
Compiled by Doug Rule British stage director Dominic warm weather Drive-In Series at Middleton as Charlotte. Opens
Cooke makes his film debut with Union Market. You don’t have to Saturday, May 26, at 7:30 p.m. To
FILM this well-acted tearjerker — a have a car to take it all in — just grab June 17. ArtSpace Falls Church, 410
refreshing, though sad, date-movie a viewing spot in the free picnic South Maple Ave. in Falls Church.
LUST FOR LIFE alternative to the Disney/Marvel/ area. Food and beer are available, Call 703-436-9948 or visit creative-
Kirk Douglas stars as Vincent Van Lucasfilm blockbusters that come delivered to you or your car window cauldron.org.
Gogh in the 1956 biopic direct- out every week. Opens Friday, May by the DC Rollergirls. Friday, June
ed by Vincente Minnelli, part of 25, at Landmark’s E Street Cinema, 1. Gates at 6 p.m., with the movie GIRLFRIEND
the Capital Classics series at 555 11th St. NW. Also Landmark’s starting after sunset at 8:45 p.m. In In 1993, Matthew Sweet toured as
Landmark’s West End Cinema. Bethesda Row Cinema, 7235 the parking lot at 1305 5th St. NE. an opening act for newly out lesbian
Wednesday, May 30, at 1:30, 4:30, Woodmont Ave. Call 202-452-7672 Free for walk-ups or $10 per car. rocker Melissa Etheridge. Sweet’s
and 7:30 p.m., 2301 M St. NW. or visit landmarktheatres.com. Call 800-680-9095 or visit union- power-pop tunes — including 1991
Happy hour from 4 to 6:30 p.m. (André Hereford) marketdc.com. alt-rock album Girlfriend — contin-
Tickets are $10 to $12.50. Call 202- ue their LGBTQ appeal and connec-
UNION MARKET DRIVE-IN:
534-1907 or visit landmarktheatres.
com. CLUELESS STAGE tion, soundtracking a gay coming-
of-age theatrical tale set in ’90s-era
A decade before Mean Girls, there small-town Nebraska. Lukas James
ON CHESIL BEACH was this coming-of-age rom-com CHARLOTTE’S WEB Miller and Jimmy Mavrikes star
written and directed by Amy Virginia’s Creative Cauldron pres- as a college-bound jock and his
Celebrated English author Ian
Heckerling as an updated version ents Charles Strouse’s beguiling first boyfriend. Directed by Matt
McEwan adapted his 2007 novel-
of Jane Austen’s Emma. Alicia adaption of E.B. White’s classic tale, Gardiner. To June 10. The Ark,
la for a bittersweet indie screen
Silverstone, Paul Rudd, and the late with a book by Joseph Robinette. 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington. Call
romance starring Saoirse Ronan
Brittany Murphy starred in Clueless, Matt Conner directs a cast led by 703-820-9771 or visit sigtheatre.org.
and Billy Howle (who also play
which is next up in the monthly Will Stevenson as Wilbur and Abby
love interests in The Seagull).
GOSPEL JOY
Americana rocker Paul Thorn got bit by the gospel bug
SOUL THE STAX MUSICAL
Kwame Kwei-Armah concludes
his tenure as artistic director of
Baltimore Center Stage with a
world-premiere musical about
and is on a mission to spread the musical joy. the storied Memphis-based label
F
Stax Records, which created the
very foundation of American
ROM HIS CHURCHGOING YOUTH, PAUL THORN HAD ALWAYS BEEN
Soul Music through its star ros-
drawn to the gospel sound. “My daddy was a Church of God Pentecostal preacher, ter. Stax launched the careers of
and I grew up singing in church,” he says. “When I was a kid, they had in our town Otis Redding, the Staple Singers,
where I lived — Tupelo, Mississippi — two types of churches. We had churches where Isaac Hayes, Wilson Pickett, and
Booker T & the MG’s. Matthew
the white folks attended, and we had the church where the black folks attended. But my Benjamin wrote the book for what
family, we would go visit the black church. We always loved to go over there and worship is essentially a jukebox musical
with them. The music was better than the music in the white churches.” featuring a huge 21-member cast.
Choreography by Chase Brock.
It wasn’t until the recently released Don’t Let the Devil Ride, however, that the grav-
To June 10. 700 North Calvert St.,
el-voiced roots rocker achieved his dream of producing a bonafide gospel blues album. Baltimore. Tickets are $20 to $79.
“I wanted to pay honor and tribute to black gospel,” says the 50-year-old, who brings Call 410-332-0033 or visit center-
his Mission Temple Fireworks Revival, with special guests The McCrary Sisters, to the stage.org.
Hamilton Live on Wednesday. THE REMAINS
Legends like The McCrary Sisters, the Blind Boys of Alabama, and the Preservation A comedy about the tragedy of lov-
Hall Jazz Horns give the album a rich, full-blooded authenticity. Most of the songs are ing starring Maulik Pancholy (30
Rock) as one half of a gay couple
covers of gospel “chestnuts” from the ’50s and ’60s. But the undeniable highlight is a
celebrating a 10th anniversary and
stirring cover of “Love Train,” the 1972, uptempo soul hit by The O’Jays. Thorn slows the revealing the truth of their seem-
song down, encases it in a 12/8 groove, and brings on the gospel. It becomes nothing short ingly perfect relationship. David
of a musical epiphany. Muse directs a world premiere by
Ken Urban. In previews. To June
“You think of ‘Love Train’ as a lightweight ditty, but it ain’t — it’s heavy man,” says 17. Studio Theatre, 14th & P Streets
Thorn. “I would put that song, lyrically, up against any other song as far as being import- NW. Call 202-332-3300 or visit stu-
ant.... It’s a song about all-inclusiveness, and everybody can get on the train. We’re diotheatre.org.
humans, we’re just here for a short time, why not love one another instead of hating one
THE UNDENIABLE SOUND
another?” OF RIGHT NOW
On that note, Thorn feels his home state gets unfairly maligned. “Mississippi gets a bad A hilarious and heartbreaking
rap, but there’s good and bad folks everywhere,” he says. “Pick a state, there’s hate and work by Laura Eason, the focus is
on a Chicago man trying to keep
prejudice and intolerance. It’s in all states. There is a lot of ignorance, that in my opinion, his legendary rock club afloat. Set
people need to be more informed on things. Personally, I don’t go around people that’s during the early 1990s, when grun-
against folks because of their color or their sexual preference. The people I run with, ge was popular but DJs and elec-
tronic/dance music were ascend-
we’re all-inclusive. I won’t waste my life being around people who aren’t like that.”
ing, Keegan’s production stars Chris
—Randy Shulman Stezin, Susan Marie Rhea, Josh
Sticklin, and Ryan Sellers. To May
27. 1742 Church St. NW. Tickets are
Paul Thorn’s Mission Temple Fireworks Revival tour, featuring The McCrary Sisters, is $35 to $45. Call 202-265-3768 or
Wednesday, May 30, at the Hamilton Live, 600 14th St. NW. Doors at 6:30, show at 8 p.m. visit keegantheatre.com.
Tickets are $24.75 to $59.75. Call 202-769-0122 or visit live.thehamiltondc.com.
DANCE
BALLET NACIONAL DE CUBA:
DON QUIXOTE
Forty years after its Kennedy Center
REBECCA HALE
TOMB RAIDERS
Alicia Alonso and performed with
the Kennedy Center Opera House
Orchestra. Presented as the con-
cluding program in the Artes de
Cuba series, the company kicks off
National Geographic offers an unprecedented immersive “tour” its week of performances with Don
of a holy Jerusalem shrine. Quixote, adapted from the choreog-
T
raphy of Marius Petipa. Tuesday,
May 29, through Thursday, May 31,
HE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MUSEUM IS OFFERING A VIRTUAL TOUR TO A at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $29 to $129.
Jerusalem shrine that almost beats the real thing. “When you go to Jerusalem’s Church of Call 202-467-4600 or visit kenne-
the Holy Sepulchre, it’s so crowded,” says the museum’s Lexie de los Santos. “You are liter- dy-center.org.
ally shoulder-to-shoulder with [the] many pilgrims that are trying to come through.” By contrast,
DANCE PLACE’S NEW RELEASES
only the museum’s installation “Tomb of Christ: The Church of the Holy Sepulchre Experience” CHOREOGRAPHERS SHOWCASE
only allows a maximum of 35 people in at a time, a limit that allows visitors to “take it all in.” Presented in partnership with
Incorporating 3D video and virtual-reality components, the technologically advanced, Dance Metro DC, this year’s annual
adjudicated showcase of new works
“immersive VR3D” experience offers an altogether unprecedented “tour” of the site where by established and emerging area
Jesus of Nazareth is said to have been crucified, buried, and resurrected. “It is the single most choreographers includes increased
important shrine for all of Christianity,” says curator Fredrik Hieber. “And you really feel like artist fees and $1,500 to be award-
ed to one of the selected works.
you are there.”
The performance program includes
Nothing about the installation was planned in advance. “This was really unexpected,” says works by Jamal Abrams, Ronya-Lee
Hieber, a field archaeologist and curator at NatGeo whose “normal day job” is serving as an Anderson, Gabriel Mata, and col-
expert on Greek and Egyptian antiquities. Two years ago a Greek colleague informed Hieber laborative duo Sylvana Christopher
and Maggie Lockhart. Saturday,
of a project “to renovate the shrine to the tomb of Jesus,” which he immediately seized on as May 26, at 8 p.m. Dance Place, 3225
a “not-to-be-missed opportunity.” Hieber and colleagues observed the historic efforts of con- Eighth St. NE. Tickets are $25 to
servators from the National Technical University of Athens, who took roughly nine months $30. Call 202-269-1600 or visit dan-
ceplace.org.
“to scan the shrine, restore it, solidify it, and clean it,” using radar and lidar laser equipment.
Hiebert trumpets the work as advanced “21st-century architectural conservation,” accom-
plished without needing to close the church and “without ever digging anything.” READINGS
The use of other state-of-the-art technologies, including thermographics and “optically EDWARD LEE:
stimulated luminescence,” gave conservators a “fire hydrant of information” that also helped BUTTERMILK GRAFFITI
them go beyond surface-level restoration — uncovering, for example, “inscriptions...and fres- Subtitled A Chef’s Journey to
Discover America’s New Melting-
coes underneath the soot.” Tomb of Christ documents their work and technological advances,
Pot Cuisine, this new book looks at
and also exhibits artifacts from the site. Yet it’s the interactive video and theatrical elements America’s evolving culinary land-
that take center stage. They’re also presented as key to future projects at the museum, enabling scape with a particular focus on
it to “transport the reader to someplace else,” says de los Santos. immigrant foods in 16 different cit-
ies — from Cambodian cuisine in
“This is what I think really inspired National Geographic to invest in this. Where in the Lowell, Mass., to Lebanese dishes
world do you want to go? To the top of Everest? Down to the Titanic?” says Hieber. “Next in Clarksdale, Miss., to on-the-go
February, I plan to flip a switch. Jesus will be gone and Nefertiti will be in there.” —Doug Rule Italian fare in West Virginia. Lee,
the chef behind three Asian-infused
Southern restaurants in Louisville
Tomb of Christ is on view through Jan. 2, 2019, at the National Geographic Museum, 1145 17th plus two Succotash establishments
in the D.C. area, also explores how
St. NW. Timed-entry tickets are $15. Call 202-857-7588 or visit ngmuseum.org. the different cuisines influence
A
FEDERAL JUDGE IN VIRGINIA HAS DENIED als constitute a “quasi-suspect class” who have been histori-
the Gloucester County School Board’s attempt to dis- cally singled out for disparate treatment, and the fact that it
miss a discrimination lawsuit by transgender student was based largely on sex stereotypes.
Gavin Grimm. “The Policy classified Mr. Grimm differently on the basis
Grimm originally sued the school board in 2015 over a of his transgender status and, accordingly, subjected him to
policy that barred him from the boys’ restroom, forcing him sex stereotyping,” she writes. “The Equal Protection Clause
to use either the nurse’s office or converted broom closets. protects Mr. Grimm from impermissible sex stereotypes —
He had previously used the boys’ restroom for a couple of just as Title IX does.”
weeks without incident after coming out as transgender in Allen also found that the restroom policy pushed by the
his sophomore year. board was not necessary to achieve a particular government
The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals had previous- interest — in this case, protecting the privacy rights of cis-
ly ruled that Grimm should be allowed to move forward gender students — noting that there were “many other ways
with his lawsuit against the school board, but that decision to protect privacy interests in a non-discriminatory and
was undermined when the Trump administration revoked more effective manner than barring Mr. Grimm from using
Obama-era guidance that trans students be treated accord- the boys’ restrooms.”
ing to their gender identity. When Grimm eventually grad- The court has directed the board and Grimm’s lawyers to
uated from high school, Gloucester County asked that the schedule a settlement conference in the next 30 days. The
case be dismissed, as it was no longer relevant. American Civil Liberties Union and the ACLU of Virginia,
In her order rejecting the school board’s motion, U.S. District which are representing Grimm, are hailing Allen’s ruling as
Judge Arenda L. Wright Allen ruled that Title IX — which bans a victory.
discrimination based on sex — and the Equal Protection Clause “The district court’s ruling vindicates what Gavin has
of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution protect trans- been saying from the beginning. Federal law protects Gavin
gender students from discrimination. and other students who are transgender from being stigma-
“The Seventh Circuit concluded that a policy that requires tized and excluded from using the same common restrooms
transgender students to use bathrooms not in conformity that other boys and girls use,” Joshua Block, a senior staff
with their gender identity subjects ‘a transgender student… attorney with the ACLU’s LGBT & HIV Project, said in a
to different rules, sanctions, and treatment than non-trans- statement. “These sorts of discriminatory policies do noth-
gender students’ and amounts to discrimination on the basis ing to protect privacy and only serve to harm and humiliate
of transgender status in violation of Title IX,” Allen writes. transgender students.”
“This conclusion is sound. Furthermore, the provision of a Grimm said in a statement that he felt “an incredible
gender-neutral alternative is insufficient to relieve a school sense of relief” after hearing about Allen’s ruling.
board of liability, ‘as it is the policy itself which violates “After fighting this policy since I was 15 years old, I
[Title IX].’ Offering restroom alternatives that impose hard- finally have a court decision saying that what the Gloucester
ships like unreasonable distances to a student’s classroom County School Board did to me was wrong and it was against
and increased stigma on a student is inadequate.” the law,” he said. “I was determined not to give up because
Allen also found that the school board’s policy should be I didn’t want any other student to have to suffer the same
subject to strict scrutiny, finding that transgender individu- experience that I had to go through.” l
DANCING KING
Adam Rippon becomes first openly gay winner
of Dancing with the Stars. By Bailey Vogt
A
DAM RIPPON DANCED HIS WAY TO VICTORY his partner Jenna Johnson won the Athletes edition of the
on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars this week, becom- dance competition, beating former figure skater Tonya
ing the show’s first openly gay winner. Only a few Harding and NFL cornerback Josh Norman.
months after becoming one of the first openly gay medal Being described as “the wonder twins of dance,” Rippon
winners at the Winter Olympics, figure skater Rippon and and Johnson won with a jazz number to “Anything You Can
Do” from Annie Get Your Gun, and a contemporary dance to “You mean Mike Pence, the same Mike Pence that
“Scooby Doo Pa Pa” by DJ Kass. funded gay conversion therapy? I’m not buying it,” Rippon
“I never thought somebody like me would be accepted,” told USA Today in response to the selection, adding, “I
Rippon said during the final, “but I really feel loved.” would absolutely not go out of my way to meet somebody
A frontrunner throughout the special season of Dancing who I felt has gone out of their way to not only show that
with the Stars, Rippon was told by panelist Carrie Ann Inaba they aren’t a friend of a gay person, but that they think
that he was “born to do this show” after he and Johnson that they’re sick.”
performed to RuPaul’s “Sissy that Walk” during the first He also rejected an invitation to the White House fol-
episode. lowing the Winter Olympics, joining other athletes such as
Rippon is known for not only being a bronze medalist Gus Kenworthy, Chloe Kim, and Lindsey Vonn in refusing
in figure skating but also for his outspoken protest of the to attend.
Trump administration. Earlier this year he called out the “Olympians from the 2018 Games have been invited to go
choice of Vice President Mike Pence to lead the U.S. Winter to the White House today,” Rippon said on Twitter. “I will
Olympics delegation, decrying his alleged past support for not be going. I will not stand with people who discriminate
conversion therapy. against those that they perceive as different.” l
RATIFYING HATE
Kansas and Oklahoma governors sign anti-gay
adoption bills into law. By John Riley
R
EPUBLICAN GOVERNORS IN KANSAS identity — if they find the parent or parents’ lifestyle
and Oklahoma have signed bills that grant objectionable.
adoption agencies a “license to discriminate” “Kansas lawmakers, from the legislature to the
against LGBTQ people. governor, are clearly stating that it is more important
In Oklahoma, Gov. Mary Fallin approved a law to them to discriminate against their own constit-
allowed adoption agencies to reject a prospective uents than it is to find loving homes for children in
parent or couple based on any characteristic that need,” said JoDee Winterhof, senior vice president
would cause the agency to deem a parent’s lifestyle as of policy and political affairs at the Human Rights
“immoral” — something particularly targeted at the Campaign. “Make no mistake: this law will harm the
LGBTQ community. kids, families and reputation of this state.”
Lawmakers fought over how far the bill would Kansas and Oklahoma now join seven other states
reach, with Democrats demanding that any agency that have similarly discriminatory adoption laws —
which chooses to discriminate have its taxpayer laws that advocates say only harm children and their
funding revoked, but ultimately it was the conser- prospective parents.
vative Republican draft — granting full license to “It is incredible and unconscionable that states
discriminate — that won out. across the country would rather hurt foster kids
“While we are deeply disappointed that Governor — children at their most vulnerable — by denying
Fallin chose to sign discrimination into law, we are them loving homes just because prospective foster
more concerned about the children — desperately parents might be a same-sex couple, or Jewish, or
looking for homes — that will be harmed by this dis- any number of other irrelevant and discriminatory
graceful legislation,” Troy Stevenson, the executive rationales,” Currey Cook, counsel and director of
director of Freedom Oklahoma, said in response to Lambda Legal’s Youth in Out-of-Home Care Project,
the bill’s passage. “Make no mistake, we will fight said in a statement.
for the most vulnerable Oklahomans targeted by this “And make no mistake: this is not simply about the
law. Our message to Governor Fallin, and the law- sexual orientation or gender identity of prospective
makers who championed this travesty is simple: we’ll foster or adoptive parents,” Cook added. “In South
see you in court!” Carolina, a government-funded funded foster care
In Kansas, Gov. Jeff Colyer approved a similar agency cited a Jewish family’s faith in rejecting their
law that allows foster care and adoption agencies involvement in the agency’s programming, and a
to discriminate against prospective parents based Catholic agency is suing the City of Philadelphia to
on a host of characteristics, such as their age, reli- block enforcement of that city’s nondiscrimination
gion, marital status, and sexual orientation or gender ordinance.” l
The DC ANTI-VIOLENCE
PROJECT, a group dedicated
to combating anti-LGBT hate
crimes, holds its monthly meet-
ing at The DC Center. 7-8:30
p.m. 2000 14th St. NW, Suite
105. For more information, visit
thedccenter.org.
DC Black Pride 2017
Weekly Events
PRIDEFUL CELEBRATION
A massive, weekend-long LGBTQ celebration, DC Black Pride stresses
ANDROMEDA
TRANSCULTURAL HEALTH
offers free HIV testing and HIV
services (by appointment). 9
a.m.-5 p.m. Decatur Center,
empowerment, education, and community. 1400 Decatur St. NW. To
arrange an appointment, call
T
202-291-4707, or visit androm-
HIS YEAR, WE’VE DRILLED DOWN A LITTLE BIT DEEPER, AND ARE BEING edatransculturalhealth.org.
more inclusive of the different parts of our community,” says Earl Fowlkes, one of
DC AQUATICS CLUB practice
the co-organizers of DC Black Pride, which will celebrate its 28th anniversary on session at Takoma Aquatic
Memorial Day Weekend. Center. 7:30-9 p.m. 300 Van
Black Pride kicks off with Thursday night events for the politically involved, including Buren St. NW. For more infor-
mation, visit swimdcac.org.
a forum on LGBTQ political engagement, a first-of-its-kind #SlaytheVote ball, and efforts
to encourage attendees to register to vote. DC FRONT RUNNERS run-
On Saturday, the Grand Hyatt Washington hosts men’s and women’s sexual health ning/walking/social club
forums, where attendees can anonymously pose questions about any concerns they have, welcomes runners of all ability
levels for exercise in a fun and
as well as a town hall meeting focusing on the concerns of both LGBTQ youth and the supportive environment, with
transgender community, a writer’s forum and poetry slam, a forum on LGBTQ aging, and socializing afterward. Route
the annual “Party with a Purpose,” a dance party for LGBTQ elders that will raise money distance is 3-6 miles. Meet at
7 p.m. at 23rd & P Streets NW.
for Mary’s House for Older Adults. Saturday also brings “Onyx U,” a day-long expo aimed For more information, visit
at introducing attendees to the ins-and-outs of the leather, BDSM, and kink lifestyles. On dcfrontrunners.org.
Monday, the weekend closes out with a day-long Health and Wellness Expo in Southeast
D.C.’s Fort Dupont Park, as well as live musical performances and a dance party. DC LAMBDA SQUARES, D.C.’s
gay and lesbian square-dancing
Organizers say they particularly want to stress the educational workshops and events group, features mainstream
at DC Black Pride, which have served as the core of the event dating back decades. through advanced square
“Black Pride didn’t start out as a bunch of parties,” says co-organizer Kenya Hutton. “It dancing at the National City
Christian Church. Please dress
had a specific focus, which was about getting together and celebrating us as a community casually. 7-9:30 p.m. 5 Thomas
— all those black and brown people who weren’t visible in the larger community Pride. Circle NW. 202-930-1058,
“Part of having these workshops, forums, and town halls is to start a conversation, so dclambdasquares.org.
you can take what you learned back to your local area,” he continues. “We try to weave
DC SCANDALS RUGBY holds
in some educational components so that people walk away enriched, enlightened, and practice. The team is always
empowered a little bit more than you were when you came in.” looking for new members.
But that doesn’t mean the nightlife aspect can be ignored. In recent years, the number All welcome. 7-9 p.m. Harry
Thomas Recreation Center,
of parties and club bookings has increased, slowly elevating Black Pride’s national profile 1743 Lincoln Rd. NE. For more
and attracting revelers from across the country. information, visit scandalsrfc.
“The host hotel sold out so fast it made my head spin,” says Daryl Wilson, the chief org or dcscandals@gmail.com.
party promoter at DC Black Pride. “And then on top of it, they got two ‘overflow’ hotels
THE DULLES TRIANGLES
that are sold out as well.” Northern Virginia social
Wilson is particularly proud of convincing popular male artists to perform at Black group meets for happy hour at
r
to The X-Files, to a supporting turn opposite Lady Gaga and Shangela Laquifa Wadley.
Bradley Cooper in the upcoming remake of A Star Is Born. MW: You’re currently rehearsing for Werq the World. What does
(Sworn to secrecy, she teases: “I play a drag bar owner at a bar in it involve?
which Lady Gaga is also involved. I think that’s all I can say, but SHANGELA: Werq the World is a tour I created with a friend
this one, it’s gonna be so cool.”) And once her Werq the World of mine, Brandon Voss of Voss Events, about a year ago now,
Tour concludes — a drag extravaganza she’s co-producing and to showcase some of the greatest talents we think come from
starring in alongside some of her Drag Race sisters — Hollywood RuPaul’s Drag Race, and to give them kind of a concert-feel tour
is where Shangela sees herself returning. opportunity. This year it just continues to grow. We have four
“My goal, ever since I was a kid in Paris, Texas, has been to dancers. We have eight queens and a host. We have a crew of
work as an actor in television and film,” she says. “As I come about 20 people that travel the world together, and we’ve now
back from touring, a little bit after the end of this year, I really done South America, and Mexico, Europe, Canada, the US. And
want to work in L.A. more, creating projects that put us in a this week was our first set of rehearsals for Werq the World
great light and tell our stories. Because especially in the black Europe, our return to Europe with the tour — 24 cities. I do a
gay community, we have so many stories. In the gay community, combination of my own original songs, incorporated into a con-
we have so many stories that deserve to be told and expressed.” cert-style mix, and I’m really excited because for this European
If ever there was a signifier for Shangela’s enduring success tour, I’ll be hosting 16 of the 24 cities that we’re doing, in addi-
— and her ability to make lemonade from lemons — it came tion to performing.
during her run on the third season of Drag Race: All Stars. MW: That’s a heavy load in addition to producing. Is it exhausting?
There, she suffered at the hands of a bittersweet twist in the SHANGELA: Well, it’s definitely a tall order, but I’m Shangela
final moments of the competition. Laquifa Wadley, honey! I’m built for this, and I’ve been doing
Most viewers (and the judges) seemed to agree that Shangela it for a number of years, and I love this, I really do enjoy it. I
and BenDeLaCreme were the season’s front-runners. Then, have a great time with it, so it doesn’t feel like as much work as
BenDeLa suddenly bowed out of the race, the workroom vibe it actually is.
was irreversibly shaken, Trixie Mattel rose in the competition, MW: How do your songs come together?
and, in a dramatic and controversial decision, the eliminated SHANGELA: I’ve always co-written all of my music, and worked
queens voted to determine the final two — Shangela was voted in the production studio putting it together. I don’t have a long
out before the finals, and Trixie was ultimately crowned the repertoire of songs, but I can say that every piece of music that
winner. I’ve ever put out I stand by 100 percent and I love to perform
For Shangela, the third time was not the charm. But if any- 100 percent, because it comes from me. It speaks to Shangela.
one thought she’d fade into the background, they were sorely
mistaken. I wrote “Werqin’ Girl” originally for a show called Dance
“Did that destroy me? No. Did it hurt my feelings? Yes. But Moms that they featured it on, and it was originally called
did it stop me? Hell no,” she says. “I’m Shangela. I keep it mov- “Ho-fessional,” and they were like, “I don’t know if that’s the
ing, and that’s what I’m continuing to do. I have my new song, best thing for kids,” because it was the first season of the show,
“Pay Me.” I’m on Todrick Hall’s new album Forbidden with a but it was all about me because I am a working girl. At that time I
song called “Doll Hairs.” I have a movie coming out this month really was pushing to show people that I was a professional and
called Hurricane Bianca 2 with my friend, Bianca del Rio. And I had to pull myself up by the bootstraps. And when I rewrote
this fall, in October, I’ll be in A Star Is Born. So, [Shangela] ain’t the song “Uptown Funk” to be “Uptown Fish,” I was feeling fish.
going nowhere. She’s on a 150-city tour, getting ready to pack Recently, I wrote a song called “Pay Me,” currently available on
up and leave for Europe next week. I am a professional, and iTunes, that’s all about you deserve to get paid, and maybe not
they knew it.” always in money, but in applause, in adoration, in recognition.
And that’s without even mentioning her stop this Friday, Honey, you put in the work, you deserve to get paid.
May 25, at DC Black Pride, where she will perform at the Rock MW: You’ve got a great joke in that song: “RuPaul, where’s my
the Block Official D.C. Pride Event at Ziegfeld’s/Secrets. We hundred thousand dollars?” Have you heard from her about that?
spoke with Shangela ahead of her trip to D.C. for the lowdown SHANGELA: Oh, that’s a joke? I didn’t know it was a joke.
on Werq the World, her Baptist upbringing, and to get all the [Laughs.] No, I haven’t heard from Ru yet, but I’m just waiting
details on her shock All Stars loss — including how she really for the check to clear. I’m sure she’ll do an anonymous donation.
feels about BenDeLaCreme’s dramatic exit. MW: How do Shangela and D.J. differ, other than in appearance?
SHANGELA: Honestly, there are a lot of similarities between
METRO WEEKLY: How did you come up with the name Shangela who I am on a day-to-day basis and my character, Shangela,
Laquifa Wadley? and that’s just because I don’t think that I put on necessarily
SHANGELA: When I was doing my very first show, it was an a huge character when I get in drag. I just have a heightened
amateur night at an event, and I never expected it to go any- sense of myself, and it’s a more feminine character, but definite-
where farther than that one-night show, so when I was on my ly I’m still loud, I think I’m still funny, I’m still kind, and I’m
way to the event, my friends Ron and Brad called me, and they still entertaining, and I’m that way in and out of drag, so there
were like, “Hey, they need to know what name to put down on are a lot of similarities. Differences, I mean, mostly it’s just the
the lineup,” and I was like, “I don’t even have a name. Just put appearance, and of course it’s a heightened state. It’s manner-
something down. I’m doing Beyoncé in the show, so you can’t isms. I’m gonna open the door for myself if I’m not in drag, but
put down Beyoncé, but just put down something.” My other if I’m in drag, if someone’s standing there, I’ll be like, “Baby,
friend had worked in telemarketing, and a lady told him on the can you get that door for me?” I take on the full fantasy. I love
phone, “Baby, this is my name, and don’t you ever forget it. It when I’m in drag to be the whole full, fish-feminine character
is Shangela Laquifa Wadley. Repeat after me, Shangela Laquifa of Shangela, and the things that she does are things that I would
Wadley.” So, he did, and he never forgot, and then I became typically see my female role models doing, or exemplifying.
Thousands of visitors will descend on D.C. this weekend for DC Black Pride, and WET AND SEXY LADIES PARTY
with so much on offer we’ve compiled the main events to come, arranged by day. The ladies of Capitol-Doll-House host this Uncnzrd event with emcee Dnyce and
Most educational and community events occur at the host hotel, the Grand DJs L*Stackz and Kidd Fresh. 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. Abigail DC, 1730 M St. NW.
Hyatt Washington, 1000 H St. NW., including the vendors at the Pride Exhibit
Hall, which will be open Friday, May 25, from 12 to 9 p.m., and Saturday, May 26, THE 3,000 MEN BIG BANG MEGA PARTY W/KEYSHIA COLE
from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m., on the Independence Level. The R&B songstress and BET star is the featured performer at this Supreme
While some dance parties and social events take place at the hotel, the Fantasy event also featuring three DJs and 15 dancers. 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Karma,
majority are off-site, at clubs throughout the city. 2221 Adams Pl. NE.
For additional details and for events not listed here visit metroweekly.com or
dcblackpride.org/schedule.htm. ROCK THE BLOCK ALL MALE SUPER PARTY W/SHANGELA, DREAMDOLL
Daryl Wilson Promotions presents RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars’ Shangela, as
THURSDAY, May 24 well as female rapper Dreamdoll as part of a Wet Dreamz The Luxury Edition
party with all nude male dancers and music by DJs Sedrick and Maestro, and MC
HAPPY HOUR PRIDE KICKOFF: WELCOME TO DC Brandon Anthony. 10:30 p.m. to 4 a.m. Ziegfeld’s/Secrets, 1824 Half St. SW. $20
DJs Jai Syncere and Kidd Fresh ease you into the weekend with a party present- before midnight, or free with DWP Party Pass.
ed by Unleashed DC. 5 to 10 p.m. MVP Lounge, 1015 7th St. NW. $5 before 7 p.m.,
$7 after. Visit unleasheddc.com. ALLURE ALL WHITE PARTY
Unleashed DC presents a party on two floors, with two bars, and DJs Jai Syncere
PANEL: USING BLACK POLITICAL POWER TO END HIV and Deluxx. 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Bistro Bistro, 1727 Connecticut Ave. NW. $15 before
Broadcaster/author Keith Boykin, WPGC’s Poet Taylor, Rev. Keron Sadler of midnight, or $20 after.
the NAACP, and hair stylist Miss Lawrence participate in a conversation pre-
sented with Impulse DC and the Human Rights Campaign. 6 p.m., preceded by a AFTERHOURS “WAREHOUSE EDITION”
reception with complimentary bar and hors d’oeuvres at 5:30 p.m. Grand Hyatt Almost everything about this event is secret or TBA, from the two DJs to the
Independence Ballroom. venue with a “massive dance floor,” plus an estimate of 1,500 men, food, and a
“dark lounge area.” One of the few things we do know is the names of the party’s
WELCOME 2 DC MIX’HER WITH MINI COMEDY SHOWCASE professional eye candy: Leryia Lee and crazy4savi. Oh, and that this is the first
A Mix-N-Mingle Happy Hour also featuring some of the DMV’s funniest come- of three all-night parties. 2 to 7 a.m. Secret Warehouse. $30, or $45 for all three.
dians, including Nik Snow, Rudy Wilson, Patrice DeVeaux, Anthony Oakes, Visit IgniteDMV.com.
D.Lo, Fernando Madrigal, Woo Woo, and Chelsea Shorte. DJ T-Juan will spin in
between jokes, for a party with drink specials and hookah. 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. Pure SATURDAY, May 26
Lounge, 1326 U St. NW. Free before 8 p.m., $8 after.
GROWN FOLKS SPEAK OUT II: ELDERS WORLD CAFE
#SLAYTHEVOTE BALL 2018 Mary’s House for Older Adults presents a discussion in which those in the older
Charles Khan, Duante Balenciaga, and Twiggy Pucci Garcon co-present a ball generation share their personal struggles identifying as LGBTQ in a far less
competition with prizes sponsored by Impulse Group DC and the Center for understanding or welcoming era. 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Grand Hyatt Independence
Black Equity, part of a national campaign to register voters and also inspire Ballroom B. Free, including light breakfast and lunch.
them to become more engaged in all levels of politics. Kirk Boom Balenciaga and
Snookie 007 serve as commentators, with music by DJ Tony Play. 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. HIP HOP & HEELS EXERCISE SESSION WITH LAWRENCE GOODMAN JR.
Grand Hyatt Independence Ballroom. Learn the art of balance and vogue in a 45-minute cardio, toning, and dance class
all in one, led by a man known as the LJExperience. 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. Lafayette
GENESIS CHAPTER X: PRIDE KICKOFF Park/Farragut Square. Free.
The first of 10 Supreme Fantasy events presented by Omega Entertainment, K5,
and Xavier Entertainment, featuring two DJs, 10 male dancers, and an estimated RESUME WRITING & INTERVIEW PREP WORKSHOP
500 men. 9:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. Barcode, 1101 17th St. NW. ($150) Visit omegaparty- Booz Allen Hamilton consultants coach participants in how to present them-
dc.com. selves, what to say and what not to say, and other helpful tips on getting a job. 12
to 2 p.m. Independence Ballroom G. Free.
THE SET UP: WELCOME TO DC PARTY
Daryl Wilson Promotions (DWP) presents the first in the massive “Wet Dreamz LITERARY CAFE: REMEMBERING JAMES BALDWIN
The Luxury Edition” party series. 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Club Elevate, 15 K St. NE. $10, Author Marcel Emerson hosts a discussion with fellow authors Jamar Dunnigan,
or free with the purchase of a DWP Party Pass ($150). Visit darylwilsondc.com. Rashid Darden, Sophia Ellis, Jeanette Ferrell, Anthony Bernard Green, LaToya
Hankins, Margaret Irvin-Ferrell, Donovan James, Ronald Martin, Kasaundra
FRIDAY, May 25 Owens, Monika Pickett, Michael Riggins, Warren Stewart, and Dwayne Vernon.
1 to 4 p.m. Lafayette Park. Free.
SEXUAL HEALTH SYMPOSIUM: “SEX, LIES & VIDEO TAPES”
A free, frank conversation about sex today presented by the D.C. Department of YOUTH SUMMIT
Health. 4 to 6 p.m. Grand Hyatt Independence Ballroom E, D. A panel of black LGBTQ youth will discuss issues affecting the community, fol-
lowed by a Q&A with the audience. 2 to 4 p.m. Franklin Square. Free.
HIV/AIDS AND STI TESTING FOR BEYONCE AND JAY-Z TICKETS
Organized by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, everyone who takes a free one-min- TRANSGENDER TOWN HALL: MAY IS “ALL ABOUT TRANS”
ute HIV test or survey is entered to win two tickets to Bae and Jay’s July 27 concert The resilience and progress of the black transgender community is remarkable
at FedEx Field (a $470 value). 6 to 9 p.m. McPherson Square/Franklin Square. Free. considering the many obstacles its members have faced. This town hall allows
trans people and their allies to sound off on the issues in a safe-space environ-
DC BLACK PRIDE OPENING RECEPTION: BLACK JOY EXPERIENCE ment. 2 to 4 p.m. Independence Ballroom G. Free, registration required.
A free event co-presented by The Impulse Group DC and the AIDS Healthcare
Foundation. 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. Independence Ballroom. “ASK THE DOC”: WOMEN’S SEXUAL HEALTH WORKSHOP
Gynecologist Dr. R. Jones facilitates an informative and non-biased symposium
THE IQ PROJECT WORKSHOP/PANEL DISCUSSION of reproductive health care information, testing, and referrals for LBT women of
Women in the Life Association, the National LGBTQ Task Force, and DC Black color. 2 to 4 p.m. Independence Ballroom F. Free.
Pride present this Intergenerationally Queer Project event in which black lesbian
and queer women advocates of all ages engage in a frank discussion. 9 to 11 p.m. BAEWATCH: LEGENDARY CHILL OUT DAY PARTY
Independence Ballroom E, D. Free, but registration required. Jeffrey J and Milan Christopher of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood host this Daryl
ROYAL MEN IN WHITE SUPER PARTY W/KEKE WYATT EPIC LIVE DAY PARTY W/GINUWINE, BOBBY LYTES
A “Kings & Rockstars Affair” featuring the R&B Divas: Atlanta alum performing R&B star Ginuwine performs with special guest Lytes as part of a star-studded
live, plus two DJs and 10 dancers, presented by Omega Entertainment, K5, and stage show presented by Daryl Wilson Promotions and hosted by The Prince of
Xavier Entertainment. 4 to 9:30 p.m. SAX Restaurant and Lounge, 734 11th St. NW. Miami, with live DJ, food trucks, multiple bars, frozen drinks and more. 1 to 9
p.m. The Bullpen at Half Street Fairgrounds, 1201 Half St. SE. $20 before 3 p.m.,
POETRY SLAM or free with DWP Party Pass.
Mary Bowman hosts a first-come, first-serve program of poetry presented in
collaboration with Honey-Coated Nightlife. 7 to 9 p.m. Independence Ballroom AFRICAN-AMERICAN COLLECTIVE THEATER: MOUTH PIECE/S
G,F. Free. ACT returns with the latest in its ongoing series of LGBTQ Theater Showcases
presented to commemorate DC Black Pride, 26 years after launching during the
BLACK GIRL MAGIC: UNDERGROUND SOUL SATURDAY weekend celebration. This year the company offers a pair of “Reader’s Theater”-
Women in the Life Association returns for a party with soulful house DJ TMF style performances, with two different programs of short plays on Sunday, May
“taking you back in the day and into tomorrow.” 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Ballroom C, D, E. 27, at 4 and 8 p.m. First Congregational United Church of Christ, 945 G St. NW.
$20. Visit facebook.com/witla. $15 to $20.
THE CULTURE: MEN N WHITE W/MARIO, TYSON BECKFORD, DAVID MEN N DEMAND SUPER PARTY
MCINTOSH A Daryl Wilson Promotions’ Wet Dreamz The Luxury Edition event. 8 p.m. to 4
Billed as “The World’s Largest Hip Hop Party,” this Daryl Wilson Promotions a.m. The Park at Fourteenth, 920 14th St. NW. $20 before 10 p.m., or free with
event is hosted by the dreamy international supermodels plus a performance by DWP Party Pass.
Baltimore’s smooth R&B crooner Mario. 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Echostage, 2135 Queens
Chapel Rd. NE. $20 before midnight, or free with DWP Pass. PRIDE FAREWELL: MELANIN MAGIC
Onyx Entertainment and Ooh Entertainment present a party with DJ Mim. Aqua
THE 5,000 MEN MEGA PARTY Nightclub & Lounge, 1818 New York Ave. NE. $10 before midnight, $15 after.
Jussie Smollett, the gay star of Fox’s Empire, hosts a Supreme Fantasy party pre-
sented by Omega Entertainment featuring a performance by the R&B diva as well MATCH! THE NATIONAL TRAFFIC LIGHT HOOKUP PARTY
as the girl group June’s Diary. Six DJs and 20 dancers on four floors. 10 p.m. to 4 “Fellas grab your glow stick and assume your position” — with red indicating
a.m. Bliss Super Club, 2221 24th Pl. NE. top, yellow versatile, and green bottom. This Daryl Wilson party also features
four DJs, 15 dancers, on three floors with a rooftop, and promises a “national
CHOCOLATE CITY INVASION: THE MEGA WOMEN’S PARTY recording artist performance TBA.” 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Decades, 1219 Connecticut
DJs Mim and Sammii Blendz spin for an Unleashed DC party also promising Ave. NW.
“celebrity DJs and hosts TBA.” 11 p.m. to 4 a.m. Howard Theater, 620 T St. NW.
$20 in advance, $30 at the door, or $40 VIP. AFTERHOURS “WAREHOUSE EDITION”
If you opt to stay up and hit this for a third night in a row, at least you’ll know
AFTERHOURS “WAREHOUSE EDITION” where the secret location is — but will there be any secrets left uncovered by
The second of three overnight parties promising a “massive dance floor,” 1500 dancers Leryia Lee and crazy4savi? 2 to 7 a.m. Secret Warehouse. $30, or $45 for
men, food, and a “dark lounge area” in an undisclosed location — and dancers all three. Visit IgniteDMV.com.
Leryia Lee and crazy4savi. 2 to 7 a.m. Secret Warehouse. Cover is $30, or $45 for
all three. Visit IgniteDMV.com. MONDAY, May 28
THE RED EYE AFTER HOURS THE OUTDOOR FESTIVAL IN THE PARK
Omega Entertainment, K5, and Xavier Entertainment keep the Supreme Fantasy pro- The signature DC Black Pride event, also known as the Cultural Arts & Wellness
gramming going until after sunrise. 3 to 10 a.m. The DC Eagle, 3701 Benning Rd. NE. Festival, is presented by Daryl Wilson with a stage show produced by Theresa
Beavers Jackson. This Day Party features food and vendors as well as performanc-
SUNDAY, May 27 es. 12 to 7 p.m. Fort Dupont Park, 3600 Minnesota Ave. SE. Free and open to all.
Solo Blight
ies in that it’s the first to go fully linear
with its narrative. There’s no cross-cut-
ting from one environment to the next,
no scattering of characters so that they
The latest Star Wars boasts messy action, a dozeworthy plot, and a all predictably reunite in a rousing finale.
leading man with all the charisma of a nerfherder. By Randy Shulman It starts with Han, middles with Han,
ends with Han. The script, by Lawrence
T
Kasdan — who penned The Empire Strikes
HE FORCE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE WITH YOU TO SEE WHERE DISNEY Back, still the canon’s pinnacle — and
is headed with Solo: A Star Wars Story (HHHHH). The goal, publicly unspoken his son, Jonathan, who once wrote for
but likely whispered about in the company’s Sacred Halls of Avarice, is clearly Dawson’s Creek, is about as uninspired as
to create a spin-off series. For dozens of “Solo Stories” to come, we’ll watch, 3D glasses they come. The pair throw in just enough
firmly affixed, as Han and Chewbacca genially swindle their way across the galaxy, gen- twists, turns, and “OMG” reveals to make
erating mischief, saving and wooing random heroines, jetting about in the Millennium us think we’re seeing something enlight-
Falcon, and avoiding every brush with death until we get to the point where their paths ening and fresh, but we’re not. It’s all
cross with Luke, Leia, and Darth. smoke and mirrors, as the screenwriters
Frankly, if Disney is going to make Solo a lasting, endearing series, they’re going are forced to nudge the story toward a
to have to do a lot better than Han’s first solo outing, in which mediocrity triumphs specific, preordained endpoint.
over quality. Compared to nearly every other Star Wars film (save the horrid Phantom The movie plays like a checklist for
Menace), Solo is a nerf’s turd, polished until it gleams. superfans. Want to know how Han got
It’s hard to discern the blame for the mess. Original directors Phil Lord and Chris his last name? It’s in there. Want to know
Miller were abruptly fired mid-production over “creative difference,” and Ron Howard how he first met Chewie? It’s in there.
was ushered in to salvage the endeavor. Howard is a competent enough director, but Want to know at exactly what minute in
he’s way out of his league in blockbuster territory. Action is not his forte — Disney the film’s two hours and fifteen runtime
should have begged Spielberg to come aboard, or the Russo brothers, or, hell, Jordan Han wins the Millennium Falcon from
Peele. Howard proves himself nearly as inept as George Lucas at creating clear, unclut- Lando Calrissian? It’s all in there. Solo is
tered action sequences, whether it be a droid rebellion or the Millennium Falcon the Prego of Star Wars movies.
fending off a giant, tentacled space thingamajig. With the exception of an early train It’s also unforgivably dull, when it
sequence that is genuinely, spectacularly thrilling, everything else about the film’s should be positively electrifying. It doesn’t
action is a joyless shambles. help that the film arrives on the heels of
Beneath
nal Sense and Sensibility, choreographs it
boldly for tongue-in-cheek bravado — and
it is often mildly entertaining — but the
the Smoke
comic sensibility is too varied among the
players. Some are subtle, others are not.
Everyone seems to be operating more
or less in their own bubble of what con-
Bedlam’s Saint Joan is lovingly produced but demands stitutes funny, which thwarts cohesion.
the patience of a saint. By Kate Wingfield And showcasing such chops comes with
another price — what is crafty, isn’t always
F
convincing. After a fashion, it all begins to
IRST THE GOOD NEWS. FOR FANS OF GEORGE BERNARD SHAW, SEEING feel rather too much like an endless party
Saint Joan (HHHHH) performed live in the intimate surrounds of the Folger trick.
Theatre is sure to be an exciting prospect. What better way to savor his con- Larding the play with humor causes
templation of the rise and then shocking fall of the Maid of Orleans, or to consider his another side effect: if the fun helps miti-
enduring comments on church versus state, nationalism, zealotry, gender roles and gate Shaw’s often dry and expository-lad-
even sanity. en language, it also distracts and argues
And if the play is talky, the events simply sketched, this Bedlam production brings an against the (already diffuse) preparations
engaging, immersive energy, innovative for its fun and informality. Indeed, it suggests for pathos. Although this Joan brings
the lively vibe of a dramatic reading more than the fully-staged performance, and it the near-final scene into some emotion-
feels fresh and loved, as if the ensemble couldn’t be happier in sharing what they have al focus, one’s innermost thermostat has
discovered. That counts for a lot. been too-long set at “light-hearted” and
But for anyone not mad for Shaw, at more than three hours there is a point at which it is too late to re-calibrate to “tragic.” It’s
even good intentions are not quite enough. It is not just the sitting for long periods in not that humor can’t travel with tragedy
the Folger’s enthusiastic aircon, it is the challenge of turning Shaw’s wordy, cerebral — of course it can — it’s just that it doesn’t
script, with its innumerable characters and pontifications, into something compelling work here, perhaps because too much of it
and cathartic. has been grafted.
The problem here begins with the tiny cast, who must by necessity take on multiple The final challenge is the play’s length.
roles. With just four actors (one of whom stays as Joan), there is a near-constant flip- If there is honor in accuracy, there is
ping in and around of characters (at least until the final act). Director Eric Tucker, the mercy in adaptation. Put another way,
Saint Joan runs to June 10 at the Folger Theatre, 201 East Capitol Street SE. Tickets are $35 to $79.
Call 202-544-7077 or visit folger.edu.
Renewed Calm
in the past about his personal circumstanc-
es, some of which are confronted more
directly on the album. The album’s most
devastating emotional punch is delivered
After a seven-year break, Snow Patrol have once again on the guitar and piano ballad “Soon,” a
learned to play to their strengths.By Sean Maunier genuinely heartbreaking meditation on his
father’s dementia.
S
That these heavy emotions land
EVEN YEARS AFTER THE FRENETIC MASH-UP OF STYLES THAT MARKED so effectively probably owes much to
their last album, Snow Patrol appears to have come off their unofficial hiatus with longtime producer Jacknife Lee’s more
a renewed sense of calm. It is worth remembering that 2011’s dubstep-inflected restrained approach on this album. The
Fallen Empires was itself the product of roughly three years of writer’s block, the appar- plaintive, piano-driven “What If This Is
ent message being that Snow Patrol seems to work best outside of the spotlight. This All The Love You Ever Get” seems like
time they have decided to abandon the tepidly-received electronic elements of their it’s ready to swell to the size of a stadium
last album, which, if we’re being honest, were somewhat gimmicky at the time and any minute, but does not. Instead, it builds
have not aged well. Wildness (HHHHH) has more in common with the swelling indie up slowly, Lightbody’s voice noticeably
anthems and ballads that they are known for, and feels like a return to form — albeit restrained as it invites some unnamed
with a few innovations. person to share some unnamed pain with
Although Wildness gets off to a strong start with “Life on Earth,” it is slightly worry- him. Deep emotional cuts are a definite
ing that from the beginning Gary Lightbody seems to be making a case for this album’s strength of the album, but Snow Patrol has
very existence. “This is something else,” the lyric he repeats over and over, may on its some fun with their songwriting as well.
face be referencing some nameless infatuation, but it can’t help sounding a little defen- “Heal Me” makes great use of a fun, buzz-
sive. By the time he gets to “This shouldn’t be so fucking hard,” we have to wonder who ing guitar riff that is echoed in the warm,
exactly he is trying to convince. nostalgic drone underpinning “Youth on
Throughout the album, we return to thinly-veiled references to difficulties expe- Fire.” “Dark Switch,” another highlight of
rienced over the past few years, and to be fair, Lightbody has been dealing with more the album, is a more dramatic take on their
Wilderness is available to buy now on Amazon.com and from iTunes, and on streaming services.
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8pm-1am • Sponsored by Happy Hour, 4-9pm • DC Doors open 5pm • Huge Cover • Elyx Vodka and
to 50% off • $5 Pitchers DC BLACK PRIDE
Impulse Group DC and the Leather Pride Opening Happy Hour: Any drink Any Red Bull Flavor for $7
of Miller Lite all night long @MVP Lounge
Center for Black Equity • Party, 9pm-2am • Shirtless normally served in a cock- all day long • thebalti-
• $3 Well Drinks in Nest 1015 7th St. NW
Commentators Snookie 007 Thursday, 10-11pm • tail glass served in a huge moreeagle.com
until 11pm, $3 in Tavern Welcome to DC Unleashed
and Kirk Boom Balenciaga Men in Underwear Drink glass for the same price,
all day • RuPaul’s Drag Happy Hour, 5-10pm •
• Featuring Icon Charles Free, 12-12:30am • DJs 5-10pm • Beer and wine DC BLACK PRIDE
Race Viewing, hosted Music by DJs Jai Sincere
Khan, Duante Balenciaga BacK2bACk only $4 • RuPaul’s Drag @Grand Hyatt Washington
by Washington Heights, and Kidd Fresh • $5 before
and Twiggy Pucci • Music Race Viewing Party 1000 H St. NW
Whimsy Thrift and Anita 7pm, $7 afterward
by DJ Tony Play NELLIE’S SPORTS BAR Meet and Greet Happy
Minute, 7-10pm, in the
Beat the Clock Happy Hour ZIEGFELD’S/SECRETS Hour, 3-9pm • Official
Nest • Underwear Night,
— $2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm), All male, nude dancers • Pass Pickup Party • DC
9pm-2am • For men in
$4 (7-8pm) • Buckets of DJ • 9pm • Cover 21+
“As an athlete, you work your whole entire life for this scholarship.
I felt like the only option was to just take my life.”
— Basketball player LAYANA WHITE, speaking in new documentary Alone in the Game, which details the experiences
of LGBTQ people in different sports communities. “It was a don’t ask, don’t tell environment,” White added.
“It just put you further in the closet.”
— DAVID ERMOLD, in a Tweet after losing the Democratic primary for Rowan County clerk in Kentucky. Ermold, a gay man,
had hoped to stand against Republican incumbent Kim Davis, who gained national notoriety for refusing
to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples — including Ermold and his partner.