THE SLIME TIMES

Behold... The negaslime!

Skies of nLAAKANM ARE OBSCURED BY THE ENCROACHING GHASTLY PRESENCE...

Lord OF GHOSTS A message from Interview with

ELECTED MAYOR OF Endlett War? Toxicity, chess
SLIME CITY! challeneger.

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STREAM HIGHLIGHTS
As the cataclysmically low-skill
pokemon-playing loses relevancy
to the streams at a frighten-
ingly titanic velocity we arrive
at the SLIME CITY MAYORAL
DEBATE. In this frenetic evening
we had all three candidates to
the city mayor position answer
questions related to important
political issues to adress. Con-
versation topics ranged from
slime warming, where we learnt
that the Cop Killer intends to
freeze slime (vile, we know) to
purchasing the concepts of kind-
ness and justice just to mistreat
them. Also Ben was a fucking
robot for some reason. Get a
grip, my dude. He fixed that
halfway through the stream
though, after a multiple minute
blackout. For a more detailed
understanding of the questions
of political importance the
stream was recorded and posted
on their twitch channel.
After the campaign talk, the
customary reading of the Slime
Times was held and the judging
of the weekly contest ensued.
The two pieces that won this
PROPAGANDA CONTEST were a
neat piece of Cop Killer propa-
ganda by leinsleims (picked by
Ben) and Niboe's hilarious par-
ody of a political commercial
(picked by Munch):
https://goo.gl/PnH5U7
Market news This week the market was try-
Throughout this ardent campaign session we got an equally tepid ing to recover after last weeks
voting ballot. Excluding the plethora of meme candidates like KFC, dramatic drop. We had low val-
Paradox Crocs or Nate Bestman our three big kingpins were toe- ues for the most part, not yet
to-toe till the bitter end. In the last few votes Benjamin started reaching 1:1, thankfully not as
to fall behind due to his technical difficulties and it seemed like low as last week. Because of
it would be a battle between Munchie and Lord of Ghosts. Even the rises this week, including
after the terrifying warning of NEW CONTENT and BREAKING the second boom in server his-
THE STATUS QUO, the last struggling pitch by the Rowdy Fucker tory we now have the first few
to damage his rival, the people had spoken. The Lord of Ghosts players to reach the teraslime
through his unmatched charisma was to become the Lord Mayor mark, with (almost) mayor Par-
of Ghosts and with the newly accrued NEGASLIME lay a new path adox Crocs by far in the lead.
of ghost-friendly citizenship. With this, the next contest was an- This was also the first week
nounced as the SPOOKY CONTEST. Participating citizens must that really saw areas of the
depict ghoOo0ostly scenes! Judging will be on the 10th, with the game that aren't the market
next titanic Slimefest. have a big effect on how much
slime people had. Resident gam-
bling addict, TFAAAP, earned
teraslimes in the casino through
slimecraps, before losing it all
with more gambling. Another
major factor is Seani, who is
going around killing the Killers
who try to withdraw their slime
coin reaching a record 27 kills in
one life. Will Killers ever be safe
to withdraw again? We here
at the Slime City Times don't
think so. How about you? Write
in and tell us how you feel. In
other market news, Kanman has
started offering loans to down
PATCH NOTES
on their luck. Just make sure to
pay him off in a timely fashion
or else you will end up like poor
TFAAAP who just couldn't win
HEY ITS ENDLESS WAR. I DIDNT CHANGE MUCH THIS at the craps table.
WEEK.
BUILT A FOOD COURT
LOOK AT THE VARIED MENU
MORE WEATHER
MORE HOWLS
KILLING IS EXHAUSTING
KINGPINS EAT FOR FREE
For a more detailed breakdown of the changes
visit: https://ew.krakissi.net/news/
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Ghosts invade the streets!
With the election of our Lord Mayor of Ghosts, NLAAKANM has
been thrown into chaos. Dead citizens, previously confined to the
sewers, have escaped due to the power of the accrued Negaslime.
Now nowhere in the city is safe! This overflowing tidal wave of
spooks and mooks has created a counter-culture of ghost racism.
Propaganda against and defending ghosts has been spotted dot-
ting the streets of the city.

Day in and day out we see people discriminating against ghosts

just because they are ghosts. I talked to a ghost about his opinion
on the matter and here is what he told me. "They have laughed at
my losses, made fun of my -slime, humiliated my race, thwarted
my withdrawals, turned my non-ghost friends against me, riled up
my enemies. And why? Because I'm a Ghost. Doesn't a Ghost have
eyes? Doesn't a Ghost have hands, bodily organs, a human shape,
five senses, feelings, -slime and passions? Doesn't a Ghost eat at
the same food court, get hurt with the same weapons, get sick
with the same slime diseases, get healed by the same slime med-
icine, and warm up in summer and cool off in winter just like the
living? If you prick us with a pin, don't we bleed slime? If you tickle
us, don't we laugh? If you poison us, don't we die, again? And if you
treat us badly, won't we try to get revenge?!"
Really make you consider how you have treated ghosts in the past.
So let's get together and stop ghost racism forever! We have taken
a few pictures showing the events that have transpired:

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INTERVIEW WITH A CHESS GENIUS
Our boy Toxicity here decided to challenge the Cop Killer to the most classic duel of them all for a
chance to steal Shmoops back to the Rowdy's side. Tragically, he lost. Thankfully, we were there to
scoop up a few words. Enjoy:

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ENTERTAINMENT ENDLETT WAR SPEAKS HIS MIND
With the ARG going on, Endlett War is on a lot of citizen's minds. This week was a bit slower than
others, but we at the Times were sent some exclusive information by Slime Investigator:

"Endlett War would like to clarify that the prize of revealing that he is not Ben, Munchy or Nate was
not meant to imply that the end goal of the ARG was to figure out his personality. It is a bonus as
finding out who the person behind this ARG is intriguing and he will be leaving clues as to their iden-
tity along the way. The real prize is the solving we did along the way, in that solving the puzzles given
to us is an enjoyable activity and the lore that is created through his work. And hopefully a minecraft
server... "

"Endlett War confirms he is not a member of the PCP of any kind, so that rules all you Syy theorists
as wrong. He is just one of us regular players of the Game."

Finally he gave us a message that Slime Investigator couldn't read but I think it comes through loud
Paradox Crocs working on a new
and clear for all of us:
Paradox Crocs based album for
all the Paradox Crocs Fans out
there.

Slimefield is back at it again with the slime. This week Jerry and
George enjoy some reading time together. Classic Slimefield. This is
the OG shit you guys love and we provide.

As many know DoopedyShmoople and Hale have a long run-

Important links
ning rivalry in RFCK 2, Terezi edition. This week it came to
ahead when Doopedy finally challenged Hale to the ultimate
battle for any RFCK player. A 6v6 Muk only pokemon battle.

CREDITS
In a great display of Pokemon Doopedy pulled out ahead win-
ning with 3 Muks still alive.

You're gonna want these to keep up to date: Editor in Chief: Seani

This incredible display of Pokemon play has
spurred on the creation of a new Pokemon Muk
Cup coming to RFCK soon. We can't wait to see
what Muk strategies you come up with.
Find out whats new with the game with the official patch notes:
https://ew.krakissi.net/news/ Production Editor: LemonTart
Check out the list of commands and some explanations for them
all: https://ew.krakissi.net/guide/ Illustrators: Sleims and art
How well is the market doing? Just look at the graphs found here: picked from #community service
https://ew.krakissi.net/market/ and #spooky contest
Every issue of The Slime Times:
http://bit.ly/slimetimes From the team: Thank you for
Watch RFCK live at: reading!
https://www.twitch.tv/rowdyfrickerscopkillers
In case you missed it. The Newest RFCK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpJEc3gtZzM

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