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RO RICK’S VERY POPULAR TWEETS #6

IN MARCH 2018, I DECLARED MYSELF A ‘ROHINGYA’ -

LIKE MAUNG ZARNI DID.

SATIRE IS A GREAT WAY TO LEARN,

HERE ARE MY TWITTER POSTS -

AS 'RO RICK’…..

by Rick Heizman, July 22, 2018

I’M KINDA OF LOST:
1 - RO RICK HERE AGAIN - I've been feeling kind of lost about being a Ro. This
identity thing is confusing. So, a BANGLADESHI is also BENGALI, because they, like
we RO's, are BENGALI-SPEAKING, and we all are of BENGALI CULTURE. And,
BANGLADESHIS are proud to be BENGALI. ARE WE?

2 - RO RICK CONTINUES - We RO's are supposed to say 'Don't call us BENGALI -
it’s offensive. Yet we speak BENGALI language, and are of BENGALI CULTURE and
TRADITION. Spanish people speak Spanish and are called Spanish, French people
speak French and are French, Thais speak Thai and are Thai

3 - RO RICK is confused - so if people refer to our language as BENGALI it's okay?
Our Culture, Heritage, and Traditions are BENGALI -that's okay? But don't call us
BENGALI? Strange. Right now I'm at our biggest mosque, it is named BENGALI Sunni
Jamae Mosque - IS IT INSULTING US?

4 - RO RICK IS REALLY CONFUSED - So, when BANGLADESHI BENGALIS come to
RAKHINE then they are ROHINGYA, but when ROHINGYA BENGALIS go to
BANGLADESH they cannot be BANGLADESHI.!?!?! When BANGLADESHI ROHINGYA
in RAKHINE go back to BANGLADESH then they are not ROHINGYA anymore!?!?!?!

5 - RO RICK IS TOTALLY CONFUSED-So, BANGLADESHIS can be ROHINGYA if they
want, and anyone, even me and Zarni can be ROHINGYA, but ROHINGYA cannot be
BANGLADESHI, but they can be a proud BENGALI in BANGLADESH, or an insulted
BENGALI in RAKHINE!?!?!? Well, screw that, I'm now a RODINGDONG!

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Being compared to DOGS. but WE DEMAND TO GO BACK TO OUR VILLAGES NOW!!! Um guys.The identity thing is very confusing.I'm not sure how long I can be a Ro anymore. and you 2 ACCUSE this. why don't we just be proud BENGALIS in our ANCESTRAL and CULTURAL HOMELAND of BANGLADESH? Then we don't have to deal with infidel Buddhists.Golly. And PIGS and APES are amazing. WHY do we want to go back? 9 . others. I have decided that I will quit being a RO. and you guys DENY that..RO RICK IS EXHAUSTED . and you 3 make up more LIES about this. we have to SHOUT LOUDER about the GENOCIDE against us.000 woman RAPED 8 . or what LIES are TRUE LIES. Hindus.Okay guys.CONTINUES . ALLAH ARE YOU THERE? OR NOT? LAST TWEETS AS RO RICK: 1 .NO RO RICK . here is a plan .I like DOGS.RO RICK WITH SAD NEWS . it really is one of the tastiest meats around! 2 . No! Not to eat! I mean DOGS are the greatest companions. and you 5 guys be a SOLE SURVIVOR of a MASSACRE of 45. and I'm still confused about who we are. i know that our FAKE HISTORY is real.000 people. or FALSE TRUTHS.ok guys..6 . or FALSE LIES. I do fondly think of you RO’s as DOGS.RO RICK RUMINATES . often better than humans.Fellow RO’s. it's getting tiresome. tortured. never never ending. and you LIE about that. and you 10 guys saw 89. AND HUGE MASSACRES WITH 50..you LIE about this. everyday 1000s of us are slaughtered. maimed.. I know that many of you will be shocked and grief-stricken. but I must quit for many reasons: 1) I’m embarrassed to admit that I love PORK.RO RICK THINKS . we got trouble! Amnesty Int just released a report about massacres and killings that we did! QUICK . BUT…. or is it our real history is FAKE 10 .sometimes I can't remember what the TRUTH of our LIES are. And you say you are different because you live on the other side of the NAF RIVER. being a RO is hard .000 MORE RAPE STORIES.000 KILLED!!! 7 .CONTINUES WITH HIS REASONS TO QUIT BEING A RO . 2 . I kind of see the point of being ‘Rohingya’. PIGS and APES! 3 .RO RICK ALERT! Hey fellow Ro's. or else you are just a small part of 160 MILLION Bengali Muslims. every day our villages are torched.WE HAVE TO MAKE UP MORE MASSACRES AND RAPES TO DEFLECT THAT! WE NEED ABOUT 100.RO RICK IN ACTION . PIGS and APES is a complement.NO RO RICK .

those who don't listen to Allah.more… 9) . we condemn them before you! Freeze the blood in their veins! Strike them with evil. but other religions say such things as: Love Thy Enemy. bring all forms of catastrophe to them. 7) . Malaysia etc not let you be citizens? 5) .” 10) . and GRABBING this nice land . What We Think We Become. Demolish the infidels communities.NO RO RICK IS PUZZLED . 8) . Those who don't believe in Allah.NO RO RICK-YOUR PRAYERS .BUT. DO YOU REALLY HATE EVERYBODY THAT MUCH? 11 .NO RO RICK PREACHES . Bangladesh has a lot of RIVERS .NO RO RICK IS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT . Break the foundation of their false religions”…. Really.REALLY! COME ON. but now I’M an infidel. and they use words like: Love.NO RO RICK IS PRAYERFUL .I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE . Pakistan. WHY would you insist on going back into FAKE GENOCIDE LAND? Oh.” HEY ALL YOU RO’S . bring the worst diseases to the unbelievers.NO RO RICK CONTINUES .NO RO RICK-PRAYERS CONTINUED AGAIN: “Oh Allah.to cover the WANTON GENOCIDAL PLANS of EXTERMINATING all the infidels. Now I see why you guys are always sneaky about letting infidels know what your prayers mean.You RO’s don’t know this. Kindness . But.NO RO RICK-YOUR PRAYERS CONTINUED: “Destroy and pulverize their villages and towns.So I see why you scream (fake) GENOCIDE . like this one…. eternal God.even though your POPULATION growth rate is SUPER HIGH. and even the ground beneath their homes must be destroyed. or at the very least freeze the blood in their veins—until they pray for death. If a Man Strikes You on the Right Cheek Turn To Him the Other Cheek.BUT your prayers are kind of tough on people: “Oh Allah. Oh Allah. may everything be cursed for them.infidels don’t deserve anything! Oh. Compassion. Accept those who believe in Islam and destroy all the other non-believers.so is everyone across any RIVER different? If yes than maybe Bangladesh should be divided into 100 countries with borders at every RIVER! And WHY does Bangladesh.I KNOW THAT IS STRANGE FOR YOU 12) .4) .I realize there is a reason to shout out that you are victims of an never-ending GENOCIDE that will make us extinct . Duh! 6) .from Kyauktaw Mosque: “Oh Allah.NO RO RICK MAKES A POINT .another reason to quit being a RO is your prayers. bring the natural disaster to the infidels. I guess you RO’s don’t know that all other religions DON’T have prayers like yours. but do not receive it!” 3 .after all .it SHOULD be yours .

EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE By Rick Heizman. fill their lives with sorrow and pain. science. so that you can declare an AUTONOMOUS.YOUR LEGACY CONTINUED . etc. The PALA PERIOD is considered to be the GOLDEN ERA OF BENGAL. and is your greatest asset. unrelenting pain and unremitting ailment.the highest point of Bengali Culture undoubtably was the BUDDHIST PALA EMPIRE which ruled from the 8th to 12th centuries.NO RO RICK . STUDY IT.13) . positiveness 16) .NO RO RICK’S ADVICE . San Francisco facebook. colossal temples. LEARN FROM IT.YOUR LEGACY . and that (UN)HOLY BOOK that they keep preaching to you is extremely weird. RACIST. 17) . prosperity. centers of learning. and then KILL ALL INFIDELS.com/rick. July 22. with stability.Stop listening to thoseIGNORANT MAWLAWIS (Imams) they are just full of rubbish. There are many good books about other religions. HATEFUL and SUPREMACIST? They are always preaching to you in the mosque to PREPARE FOR. INTOLERANT ISLAMIC STATE! 15) .heizman @rick135b7 scribd.The PALA EMPIRE is the source of your greatest achievements. drape them with endless despair. exquisite works of art. IT IS YOUR GREAT LEGACY.NO RO RICK ASKS .NO RO RICK CONTINUES -“strike them with your wrath. YOU DON’T NEED IT.com 4 . knowledge.NO RO RICK .smugmug. 2018. your greatest knowledge. YOU CAN CHANGE. logic. EMBRACE IT. APARTHEID. inflict your tortures and punishments upon the unjust Christians and criminal Jews” ISN’T THAT TOO VIOLENT? 14) .com/rheizman arakan-reality.Why are all of your MAWLAWIS (Imams) so INTOLERANT.