DOCTOR DOCTOR

Scene 1:( Clinic office, Doctor sleeping in his room by putting his legs on the table. Nurse is making make up
outside the door in front of a compact mirror. Compounder sits in front of the door on a chair, reading news
paper.Patients waiting for hours in waiting lounge.)
(The first patient enters).P1 –(general problem)old man walking with a baton)
- ______Oh! ! ! ! oh,!!!! I am dying, my back hurts, my stomach aches, my legs trembles, oh!!! Oh!!! , where is
doctor's room?
(Nobody pays any attention to him, compounder reads newspaper.).
P1:No one can help this old man to the doctor's office?
P1 ( looks right and left, still neither the nurse nor the compounder shows any interest in him.)
(He walks to compounder, by puffing, almost falling to the floor, still no help..)
P1: Son, son, excuse me!
(Compounder finally looks up, but not very happy about the disturbance.)
C: Are you talking to me uncle..?.
P1: . My back hurts, my stomach aches and my legs trembles, I have to see Doc.
Compounder folds his newspaper and stands up.
C : You want to see Doc.? Do you have an appointment?
P1:No. I don't have an appointment. But I really need to see doctor(he puffs and huffs)
C: Sorry, doctor is a busy person, busy like a bee, biizzt biizzzt (makes the bee sound) he does not have free time at
all (Doctor snores loudly) Go get an appointment.
P1: My Child, don't you see I’m really sick
(Old man really having problem to breath,)
P1- At least you can ask him maybe he sees me, I can't breathe.. (makes choking sounds)
(Compounder is not much impressed from the old man's situation.)
C: well let's try to ask, but I am not promising anything.
(Compounder knocks the door and enters, he sees doc sleeping, slowly closes the door.)
C: Nope, he is indeed very busy, (makes bee sound again). Can't accept you now uncle.
(Old man clearly having a heart attack, tries to move back takes two steps back and goes out.(Shouts appear from
the microphone)Compounder resumes his newspaper.
(Narrator 1)-Hey that old man fall on the floor
(Narrator 2)_ He is holding his heart I guess he is having a heart attack.
(Narrator 1)-He is turning blue, oh my GOD he is dying (more shouts)
(Narrator 2)-he is dying, he is dying. HE IS DEAD.
(The nurse finally finishes her makeup and comes with the files.)
(Nurse to compounder)-Oh you heard an old man died in the gate from heart attack!
(Compounder)- How old was he?
(Nurse)-Pretty old. Some people does not come to see doctor regularly ,after 35, you should have regular health
check-ups ,cardiology, radiology, methodology, logy , logy, logy isn't it!, don't do these things then one attack and
whoops gone ( makes the sign of a plane take off)(she should sway her hips when she talks to emphasize the
meanings of her words)
(Compounder nods his head in agreement.)
-Health is not a joke, you should take it seriously.

C: Should I start calling patients?

N: Who's is the first one?
C: Bob the Builder, BOB THE BUILDER..
(A very fat patient (P2) appears.)
( he is eating two burgers in his both hands)(turns to audience and says)
P2: I am BOB (pauses) THE BUILDER.
N; I can see, you are still building, Bob. Follow me pls.
(Nurse opens the door and enters)
N; , waki- waki, rise and shine, time to wake, we have patients..(in a melodic , almost singing voice)
(Doc stretches and yawns and stretches and yawns and finally opens his eyes.)
D: I am up, I am good, I am ready to roll..
N: your coffee doc. (she puts the first file on the table)
D; Thank you nurse, you are a life saver. (He sips his coffee and opens the file)
D: BOB the Builder
(They both look the door; Bob is stuck to the door but still eating.)
P2: I am stuck. This door shrunk! -----whines but did not stop eating even then
D; you look more like stuffed to me. We need to get you through though. (he stands and comes closely to inspect
the situation) can u try to slide?
(Patient 2 tries no success)
- Nope, I told you doc, this door has shrunk.
D; Well, I am a scientist. So I am open to the possibilities, nurse please take a note, the door has shrunk, let the
maintenance department investigate the situation.
(He pulls the patient, nothing happens)
Doc.-Hey, nurse some help here
(Nurse also picks and arm and try to pull, still nothing)
D; Hey compounder can you push Bob the builder from that side?
C; yes. doc
(Doc counts till 3 and three of them push and pulls him and finally patient 2 enters by falling on doc and nurse and
compounder on them.)
D: get me out, get him off.
(P2 and C stand up and help doc and nurse to stand up)
N: I didn't want to do heavy labour that's why I become a nurse, ----- whines terribly.
(P2 is picking food pieces which fall on doc and nurse and keep on eating)
Bob –it's is not good to waste the food now, isn't it?
D.( dust himself whereas nurse opens her compact mirror and check her hair and refresh her make up.)
D; yes, Mr. Builder, what is your problem? (He sits back)
P2; It's MR. THE BUILDER , Doc, not Builder .Don't forget THE . I came here because I want to be slim, I know you
have to be happy with what you are, but well, I am not. I want to wear large size. I want to bend without tumbling,
I need your help Doc. help me.
D; Mr. The Builder , I told you last week as well, you need to go to dietician, you are obese, without a strict diet
and exercise I cannot do anything.
P2; I cannot do that Doc .i cannot stop eating. Common!!!!!!!!!!, c'mon,!!!!! give a pill, give anything, CAN WE FIX
THIS?(raise his voice)
D; No, we can't.( calm) You need diet, you need exercise….(he writes a prescription and gives it to him).Take these
pills twice a day, it will help to speed your system.
(Bob happy to get some medication, thanks and leaves.)
(N to dcr); isn't that medicine gives diarrhea?
D: As I said, it will speed his system; I just didn't mention which system.
(C turns to audience..)
‘Its good to help ppl, isint it?”