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Why not the striking John Sidney McCain III? (McCain in 2012!) No
other Northamerican politician is so in sync with his country’s animating
spirit. His curriculum vitae substantiates my assertion. Born 29 August
1936 of Scots-Irish and English ancestry, McCain III boozed his way
through the DisUnited States Naval Academy (1958) as did McCain I
(grandfather) and McCain II (father)—both four-star DisUnited States'
Navy admirals. McCain III graduated almost at the bottom of his class
(894/899) thus qualifying himself as a potential Commander-in-Chief of
the DisUnited States’ armed forces and manager of the world’s largest
bureaucracy, the Pentagon. During his active duty military career, McCain
III crashed many DisUnited States' Navy jets yet not one of the enemy's
when he served in Vietnam. Nevertheless, like his antecedents, the Navy
brat bombed to smithereens an untold number of Asian people, including
women and children. Quick-tempered McCain III was held prisoner in the
Hanoi Hilton where the erratic hothead dictated the rules to his turnkeys
who stood in awe of his family background and even offered him
repatriation terms because he had made anti-DisUnited States propaganda
confessions. Rank Has Its Priviledges. He is a church-goer, naturally, and
switched from Episcopalian to Baptist in a vote-getting scheme set to woo
the southern DUS’s constituency. With a pathology of power stirring him
on, he divorced his first wife disfigured in an accident, married the heiress
to a beer distributing company who bankrolled the political ambitions of
this pol with a John McEnroe temperament (he smashes million-dollar
Navy jets, not tennis rackets!), and hooked up with Mafia-faced Arizonian
shady characters to realize his political illusions.
The DUS’s citizens are privileged to still have the chance to select this time
a Presidential Professional Bomber, who talks through his teeth, to
represent them all over the world. (The Northamericans are a wonderful
people—if they aren’t bombing you!) With his finger on The Button,
McCain III, the DUS’s first PPB, with a vendetta on his agenda, would
surely bully for the DUS all the way across the globe. He does it his way!
Northamericans should not lose this unique opportunity to select a half-
pint, semi-psychopath who might turn out to be a bona fide Dr Strangelove
character.