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Squid fishing is a big business in New
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push a crew to the limit. New, all-natural deodorants that actually How MSNBC’s Ari Melber finds the energy
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18 Travel
One of North America’s most rugged 31 Fashion 109 Wellness
national parks—and toughest desert Our guide to everything you need to look Hangover cures: Do they really work?
climbs—is just across the border in Baja. great this fall.
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Letters
Thanks for introducing
us to the wild, almost
unbelievable life of John
Arthur [July 2018]. His gripping
story was a reminder that
truth is almost always stranger
than fiction, and that we don’t
need movies to create heroes
with amazing stories. They’re
everywhere—maybe even
running your local gym.
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The fish-collar story [“Hot I was impressed by the Josh
Around the Collar,” by Adam Brolin story [“The Antihero,” by appearing in major roles in summertime beverage raises
Erace, July 2018] got me hungry Mickey Rapkin, June 2018]. We movies like American Gangster the question: What more can
for grilled seafood for sure. finally managed to learn and Wall Street: Money Never you ask of a summertime brew?
While you’re talking about something about the disposi- Sleeps. And, of course, in No My answer: How about
collars, why not heads? Salmon tion of one of the most Country for Old Men, which is American owned? It’s
heads can be deboned easily, intriguing male actors in a modern classic. important to me, and I’m sure
and there’s good meat in there. Hollywood. The stabbing BRUCE G. CLOSWAY it’s important to a lot of your
If you’re adventurous, you can incident was interesting ROCHESTER, MN readers. Don’t let that
do heads Asian style in broth reading, as was the difficult “America” branding fool you—
with noodles, and pick around start to Brolin’s career and the CLAMTASTIC Bud is owned by a foreign
the bones. Not as gross as it “near normal” lifestyle he I enjoyed your “Summer conglomerate. I enjoy beers
sounds, and the price is right. enjoys. Like many other film School” guide, in the July issue, from Sam Adams, Full Sail,
ANDY TURNER lovers, I became a big fan of tremendously, with the Yuengling, and other American
IRVINE , CA Brolin’s as soon as he started exception of “All Hail the brewers.
Quahog,” by Marjorie Korn. BRUCE RUTKOSKI
She missed the boat on clams. NAPLES, FL
Now, littlenecks are fine for
linguine in clam sauce or RIDE ON
seafood fra diavolo. And top Your article “Riding the
necks are good for clams Americas,” by Clint Carter [July
oreganata or casino. But 2018], was one of the best I’ve
cherrystones are the king of the read concerning veterans
half shell. They cannot be fulfilling a dream. The story is
slurped, as you do with an correct: The wilderness can
oyster, but must be bitten and help former soldiers cope with
chewed. When cherrystones are life after war. As a Vietnam
really fresh, that first bite “pops” veteran, I have been section-
and floods your mouth with a hiking the Appalachian Trail for
briny deliciousness that just the past five years; I recently
cannot be duplicated. completed 378 miles in 32 days.
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Letter From
the Editor
you some stuff to dream about. That Mer-
cedes-AMG Project One on page 49 is a
drop-dead sexy, street-legal race car. It
also costs $2.7 million. (And if you’re still
interested, apologies—all 275 are spoken
for.) No, I’m not going to run out to nab a
$30,000 Sony LSPX-A1 projector (page
62), but how freaking cool would it be
to have a device that leans against your
living room wall and projects a stunning
4K, movie screen–size image to watch the
latest Marvel installment? And as much
as I love coffee, am I really going to add
a $5,800 home roaster (page 55) to my
kitchen arsenal?
Truth is, if I had the means, I’d buy
all this stuff today. But in the meantime,
reading about these innovations—fea-
tures that you know are going to pop up
in more affordable items soon—is almost
as rewarding. And don’t be too alarmed,
there’s plenty of more modest gear, as
well. That new Rabbit Axis Lever cork-
screw (page 53) will make popping the
S P I R AT I O N A L . It ’s a cork elegant and easy—no second mort-
word that gets bandied gage required.
A about in this off ice a
lot. I mean, we love the
While aspiration generally refers to
material wants, there’s one other thing I
adventure, travel, fash- consistently aspire to, and I bet many of
ion, and gear we feature you do, too: getting fitter. To that end, this
each month. But realistically, some of month’s Blueprint section is our biggest
it’s, well, a bit out of reach. As much as ever. In an effort to help you kick-start
I want to jet to Sri Lanka for a coastal things this fall, there’s everything from
safari (page 22) or pair a Rolex Oyster a complex cable pulley workout (page 90)
Perpetual Cosmograph Daytona (page to a comprehensive guide to your back
34) with my J.Crew button-down, let’s and how to keep it strong (page 98). I’m
just stop for a moment and acknowledge especially fond of our fall adventure race
how raref ied and hard to obtain those calendar (page 96), which will help you—
experiences are. whether your thing is paddling, running,
This does not bother me a bit. There’s or cycling—f ind a challenge to crush in
an escapist quality to all entertainment, the upcoming months. And when the
and as much as I love our advice—for the training gets tough, let your mind wan-
record, I’m drinking a tonic-based cock- der. Maybe even imagine yourself behind
tail right now inspired by this month’s the wheel of a $2.7 million Mercedes.
drinks column (page 23)—I also love Happy daydreaming.
looking at and reading about things I’ll
probably never get to experience, wear,
or play with. For me, always topping this
vicarious lust list will be ridiculously
expensive bikes and digital cameras that
cost as much as new Hyundais.
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The Best
View in Town
ORGET HIGH-RISES. The greatest place to take in Hong
Kong’s skyline is not at the top of one of its 1,300 sky-
F scrapers but in the hills north of town, at Lion Rock
mountain. Located five miles from the city’s downtown
center, the mountain, at 1,624 feet, is far shorter than
Hong Kong’s 3,140-foot Tai Mo Shan or the 3,064-foot Lantau Peak.
But Lion Rock’s proximity to and sweeping views of town have made
it a favorite climbing spot, as photographer Kwong Man Chak can at-
test. He has scaled the mountain at least a dozen times, but one ascent
last January was unlike the rest. Kwong, who specializes in cityscape
photography, usually gets to the mountaintop at nightfall, to snap pho-
tos after dark. But after a two-hour climb that
day, he reached the top earlier than usual, and
KOWLOON,
there happened to be a climber right in front of
HONG KONG
him on the rock. Though he seldom includes
people in his work, “I just thought it was very
beautiful, and I liked the background, so I just
Kowloon
went for it.” The image would go on to win Kwong
acclaim in the international photo community.
He attributes the shot to luck; nonetheless, “it’s
an honor to show the world how beautiful Hong
Kong can be,” he says. — CAMRYN LASALA

SEPTEMBER 2018 MEN’S JOURNAL photograph by KWONG MAN CHAK


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but also up and down the New England shore,
now depend on squid to stay afloat in a notori-
ously unpredictable industry.
Harris met me in the parking lot. Among
Squid fishing has become big business in New England— the local f ishermen, he’s one of “the few
but netting the creatures can push a crew to its limits. young guys worth a shit,” a longtime captain
told me. He’s also something of an anomaly.
by MICHAEL R . SHEA The salutatorian of his high school, in Baby-
lon, New York, he dropped out of his univer-
sity’s predental program, in 2007, to work on
trawlers, drawn to fishing for reasons that he
can’t quite explain. Soft-spoken and ambi-
OREY HARRIS wasn’t con- On the Thursday of our departure, the Port tious, with a tight red beard, he started as a
cerned about the storm. The of Galilee, in Point Judith, Rhode Island, was deckhand on Rhonda Denise, made captain
C captain of Rhonda Denise, a
77-foot commercial trawler,
full of boats but empty of people. If you’ve
eaten calamari at a seafood shack or a little
by age 22, and became a co-owner a few years
later. Now, at 31, he’s still 20 years younger
he’d been stuck in port all red-sauce joint, odds are it crossed the dock than the majority of guys on the dock.
week, as two nor’easters, in here in Point Judith. In 2016, the village’s 119 “The storms have kept most boats in,” he
early March, slammed the New England coast vessels landed 22.6 million pounds of squid, told me. “There’s no fish on the market. Prices
back-to-back. Now a third brewed offshore. valued at $28.6 million—its best haul to date. will be high.” There was no need to worry
But Harris saw an opportunity. “We’ll thread It’s the 15th-highest-earning seaport in the about the weather, he added—as long as we
the needle between the storms,” he told me country and f irst in squid on the Atlantic made it back by Monday.
over the phone. We’d catch as much squid as seaboard. By all measures, it’s the calamari
possible, then haul ass back to port before the capital of the East Coast. And with ongoing WIND AND FLECKS of snow ripped through
next system hit. Bring seasickness medicine, downturns in cod, f lounder, and haddock,
he added. “It’ll be rough—but worth it.” scores of commercial fishermen, not only here

More than 100 miles offshore,


brothers Dave Smith (left) and Ryan Smith
clean monkfish on Rhonda Denise.

MICHAEL R. SHEA (6)

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Atlantic longfin squid lay eggs by the millions mon edge in the industry. The price of squid
in the warm waters off Rhode Island. But in seldom dips, staying at $1.50 a pound or bet-
winter, they amass on the edge of the continen-
tal shelf, more than a hundred miles offshore.
ter, and that’s no small change when you haul
in 10,000 pounds a drag. THE STORM WAS
So that was where we were going.
By sundown, the four of us aboard were
Morning came quickly; Harris f lipped on
the bunkroom light at 5. Once dressed and ROLLING SOUTH FROM
alone, with nothing but ocean for miles
around. These long hauls are worth it for
topside, the crew—brothers Ryan Smith,
24, and Dave Smith, 26, both bearded and NOVA SCOTIA. ANY
Harris. Ninety percent of the seafood that
Americans consume is imported. But Atlantic
stocky—began stacking plastic totes on the
deck, unfazed by the 10-foot seas that had me BREAKDOWN, DELAY,
longfin squid are so superior in taste, texture,
and resilience when cooked that demand out-
stumbling. Ryan is the shorter and quieter of
the two. He started working with Harris in OR TROUBLE, AND
strips supply, giving local captains an uncom- 2017, when a DUI charge left him needing a job
that didn’t require driving. He’d hardly missed WE’D BE IN SEAS AS
a trip since and was on track to make $80,000
by the end of 2018. Dave, a recovering alcoholic, TALL AS THE SHIP WAS
was a more recent hire, after he’d bounced from
ship to ship for several years. Still, he expected
to make $70,000 in 2018, a good living for a
LONG.
26-year-old, much less one 16 months sober. and haddock. The price of federal permits has
“This is the best boat I’ve ever been on,” he told also skyrocketed, which has prevented many
me. “I’m not going to screw it up.” Working young guys from breaking into the business;
with Ryan is certainly an appeal; on his chest lucky for Harris, Rhonda Denise already had
Dave has a tattoo of the two of them as teen- permits when he became a co-owner.
agers. “He’s my brother,” he explained. “I love An hour and a half later, 5,000 pounds of
him.” fish, a pile the size of a Camry, dropped into
The pair soon took its place behind a giant a squared-off pen midship. Dave rolled his
winch and let a spool of net and cable as large eyes and groaned; Ryan said nothing. It was a
as a tractor tire play out into the sea. Once mixed bag that fishermen call swill—butter-
submerged, the net would open to 15 feet tall, fish, fluke, dogfish, lingcod, sea robin, weak-
135 feet wide, and 120 feet long; drag along fish. Squid, to the crew’s disappointment,
the ocean f loor; and—the crew hoped—find weren’t here in large number. Turning this
squid, fluke, and other keepers. The technique pile into dollars would take work.
is called bottom trawling, and Harris is fortu- Harris and Dave climbed onto the mound
nate to have the permits to do it. For decades, and started tossing dogfish and sea robins
environmental groups have criticized the prac- overboard. Nearby, at a waist-high conveyor
tice, claiming that it bulldozes the ocean floor. belt, Ryan sorted the keepers—squid, whiting,
Though the long-term sustainability of the monkfish—into large red laundry baskets.
method remains up for debate, the government They worked quickly; fish zipped by. Har-
ris pushed the pile onto the conveyor with a
broom, then I took a turn. We filled 54 bas-
kets, 60 pounds apiece, then switched to totes
until the remainder disappeared. Below deck,
A longfin squid (top); the squid crew Dave shoveled some of the boat’s 20 tons of ice
(from left): the author, Dave Smith, into cardboard boxes to store the catch.
captain Corey Harris, and Ryan Smith. By the time we finished packing the first
haul, the net was full again and ready to be
brought up. This kind of mixed-bag fishing
can wreck a crew, Harris told me. “It takes an
hour and a half to sort a pile like that, and our
net fills up every 50 minutes.” A lot of boats
don’t bother with this type of f ishing, he
explained, since they end up throwing back
more than they catch and the prices for the
keepers can swing widely. “That’s why guys
like squid,” he said. “It’s big, clean bags, and
the price is set.”
It was well past midnight before we broke
for dinner. Everyone was exhausted, but
Harris remained upbeat. On his phone he
played a video of his 4-year-old son, Brody,
who has cerebral palsy, trying to rock climb
at a gym. His grandparents had wanted to
take him, Harris explained. But he hadn’t
liked the harness. “We can get a different
one, but they’re expensive,” Harris added.
“Everything for special-needs kids is so
damn expensive.” The cost of raising a son
with disabilities is, in no small part, why he

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Clockwise from above: With squid in
short supply, Dave Smith watches as a
12,000-pound bag of scup—worth as
much as $20,000—hits the deck; the crew quotas, leading to a boom in farm-raised tila-
chows down after a hard day at sea; pia. The scup came back, and the harvest limits
Rhonda Denise cruises close to shore. remain high today. But the commercial market
has never fully recovered. Should the same fate
befall squid, captains like Harris would surely
pushes himself as hard as he does. In fish- go under—a looming concern, compounded by
ing, pay is directly tied to effort, and effort is worries about bottom-trawling bans, like one
measured in pounds. passed in April on the West Coast.
We made three tows, each bigger than the
BY SUNUP MONDAY, after two days of mixed- last—6,000 pounds, 8,000 pounds, 12,000
bag fishing, the forecast had changed. The pounds. Scup the size of dinner plates filled
nor’easter wouldn’t make landfall until Tues- the net. “If these things are two bucks,” Harris
day, buying us more time. But not much. The said, “this is a $20,000 bag.” Or it might just as
sea was flat—the quiet before the storm. easily be worth $3,000. Either way, we raced
Dave and Ryan killed time on the deck while to get through the pile, all hands pushing or
Harris positioned the boat for another drag. sorting fish. The storm was rolling south from
Dave leaped into the air and attempted a jump Nova Scotia. Any breakdown, delay, or trouble,
kick. “See that?” he said to Ryan, as he threw and we’d be in seas as tall as the ship was long.
karate chops to the left and right of his head. Harris set the pace—hustling about, throwing
“Too fast. Too fast. What, what?—sucka.” dogfish, hosing baskets, moving totes—as the
Comedy is necessary to endure the grind of crew tried to keep up.
these trips. The crew stays in rubber boots and By 2 a.m., the last basket was dumped below
bibs for 10, 12, even 16 hours at a time, as they deck, and we sat around the galley for a custom-
push and sort fish, haul nets, toss bycatch, box ary final night’s steak dinner. The guys were
keepers, and make counts. They sleep in two- excited, for a hard job well done, a potential
hour shifts, once or twice every 24 hours, until payday, home. But, mostly, they were just beat. caught 625 boxes of fish, or 41,520 pounds.
they’re needed again. The ship motored through the night. When That meant, in five days, and only three of fish-
“One more drag, then we’re scupping,” Har- we reached the Point Judith at 7 the next ing, the crew had netted $80,000 in seafood.
ris said. “Everyone loves scupping. It means morning, the dock hummed with activity. The After expenses and the boat’s cut, the broth-
we’re going home.” nor’easter had been upgraded to a major winter ers each made $9,000, and Harris pulled in
“I freaking hate scupping,” Dave said once storm; we’d beat it in by six hours. $13,000. “We killed it,” he said, standing in
Harris was out of earshot. “It’s a shit-ton of Dockside, Harris worked a small crane, Seafreeze, attaching little tags to the cartons,
work, and they might be 25 cents a pound.” while Ryan and Dave attached cartons of fish bound for the Fulton Fish Market, in the Bronx,
For decades, scup, or porgy, were as reliable to a conveyor that ran 90 yards from the ship to New York.
and profitable as squid are today. Then after a the heart of Seafreeze, one of the largest com- I asked what was next.
few bad years, the government limited catch mercial processors on the coast. All told, we’d “Home,” he said. “Sleep.” Q

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Baja Beyond
the Beach
There’s more to the Mexican peninsula than tequila shots northern Baja, three days into a five-day back-
and white sand. It’s also home to a vast forested park—and pack. We’d been climbing since morning, and
one of the toughest desert climbs in North America. the white noon sun glared at us, flyspecks on
the face of the mountain. Dave deRoulhac,
by HAL HERRING Waisanen’s friend and a forestry contractor, and
I continued our ascent, fighting through thick-
ets of spiky oak and manzanita. Our objective:
Reach Picacho del Diablo’s northern summit.
At 10,154 feet, it’s the highest point between the
H E R E WA S N O WAY we Austin Waisanen, was heeding none of my Sea of Cortez to the east and the Pacific Ocean
were on the right route. The warnings. “The route to the summit is off to to the west. The explorer Donald McLain made
T climb to the top of Picacho
del Diablo, t he highe st
the left!” he called down. “Up across those—
slabs!” The wind drowned out whatever he
the first known ascent in 1911, and today the
climb is considered one of the toughest on the
mountain on the Baja Cali- said after that. “No!” I yelled. But the hyperfit Sierra Club’s Desert Peaks Section list.
fornia peninsula, wasn’t 24-year-old hurled himself upward, leaping I’d wanted to scale the mountain ever since
supposed to be technical. But steep pink-white from a house-size boulder. I first caught a glimpse of it, in 2002. But now
granite, featureless and hundreds of feet high, We were lost somewhere in the 170,000-acre I was here again, and our expedition had run
surrounded us. One of my climbing partners, Sierra de San Pedro Mártir National Park, in amok. Even so, we’d come to experience true

018 SEPTEMBER 2018 MEN’S JOURNAL photograph by DAVE DEROULHAC


From left: A view of Pyramid Peak while
en route to Picacho del Diablo; a park
reception area, one of the few struc-
tures in the 170,000-acre wilderness.

San Felipe del Diablo but also to see whether Baja was
as dangerous as the reports made it seem. We
Sierra de San Pedro
passed no shortage of shantytowns but saw
Mártir National Park no violence and felt no threat. The worst of the
crime is farther south, in Baja California Sur,
a different state from where we were traveling.
That said, when we accidentally rear-
ended a van, no one—not us, not the people we
hit—wanted anything to do with the corrupt
police. We paid them $300, and they seemed
more than fine with that. We also learned that
you shouldn’t drive at night; besides the threat
of robbers, cows are all over the roads and a
legitimate hazard.
When we reached Sierra de San Pedro
Mártir, an hour and a half ’s drive from the
wilderness, and we’d found it. It was some of elevation, our water bottles froze. In terms town of San Telmo, we camped among the
the most impossible country any of us had of terrain, the park is dominated by a rugged huge pines and f ir trees. The evening was
seen: cliffs and spiked ridges, expanses of 9,000-foot plateau, and also comprises rolling quiet and starlit, in part because there’s no
stones and thickets, all falling away in great chaparral foothills and, of course, the Picacho electrical service for about 50 miles. With the
distances to desert and then sea. If only we del Diablo, which I’d recruited Waisanen and exception of a ranger station, a few A-frame
could get to the top of the damned mountain. deRoulhac to summit with me. cabins and shops, and an observatory, the
The drive to the park had been an adven- park is free of development, and scantly vis-
WHATEVER BEACHY, tequila-shooting men- ture unto itself. We crossed from Arizona into ited, which has helped to keep it pristine. The
tal image you have of Baja, the Sierra de San San Luis Río Colorado, Mexico, spent a couple campsites are big and clean to boot, and cost
Pedro Mártir National Park isn’t it. Located of days in the tourist town of San Felipe, and only about $4 a night per person.
halfway between the Pacific Ocean and the continued down Baja’s coastal plain, winding Picacho del Diablo is undoubtedly one of
TOP RIGHT: REYNALDO CASTRO.

Gulf of California, the park sits along the through endless foothills. The region is beau- the park’s biggest draws. Cautionary accounts
peninsula’s ragged spine and is a world away tiful, with countless strawberry and tomato of summiting the peak abound on the inter-
from either coast. It snows in the winter, so fields, but it has gained an unsavory reputation net. But Waisanen was sure that they were
the park is greener than most of Baja, and the for crime. In January, the State Department written by “chowderheads” (his term) who
Jeffrey pines, Douglas firs, and aspen grow issued a travel advisory for the area, following lacked our experience. But climbing the
huge. Moreover, the nights are cold until an uptick in homicides, and tourism tapered mountain, though only a 15½-mile round-
at least midsummer; at about 8,800 feet of off as a result. I’d wanted to climb Picacho trip, requires gaining and losing 16,450 feet

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move. We were looking for a gully that led to
long slabs and then the peak. Well, the gully
eluded us. We didn’t know it, but we’d taken
the wrong route up the mountain, having
thought we were somewhere we were not.
The day grew hotter, and by 3 o’clock, we
ran out of mountain. We were on a shoulder
in technical terrain, the true summit still hun-
dreds of feet above us, unattainable across
near-vertical stone. We sat down, beaten in
body and spirit, with no time or supplies for
Clockwise from top: Mexico’s National another try. There was a bronze plaque drilled
Astronomical Observatory, located in the into the rock that read: “Picacho del Diablo,
Sierra de San Pedro Mártir National Park; Punta Sur [South Point].” Sixteen years after
the author and Austin Waisanen (right); pledging to summit Picacho del Diablo, I’d
the San Quintín beach, a short drive from come up short. We took in the views of the
the park, on the Pacific Coast. country beyond, and they were staggering,
never mind our foibles. This was real wilder-
FROM TOP: GUILLERMO ARIAS; DAVE DEROULHAC (2)

in elevation—a formidable figure we hadn’t among the aspen thickets and rocks. The next ness, and I’d underestimated it.
fully taken into account. First, to reach the day, we tried again and found the trail up to That night, we slept again at false Campo
mountain, you have to hike across the 9,000- Blue Bottle Saddle, an overlook with views of Noche and the next morning tackled the
foot plateau, which is made difficult by granite the mountain and the San Felipe Desert and 3,000-foot climb out of the canyon, moving
outcroppings 100 to 200 feet high; you can’t the Sierra to the north. upward in silence. By noon, we reached Blue
walk for more than a few hundred yards before From there, to begin the climb, you have to Bottle. We stood there for a while, maps in
coming to another jumble of rocks. People get descend 3,000 feet into a canyon to the base of hand, studying the peak, trying to figure out
lost every year, some of them permanently; Picacho del Diablo. It was tough going, but the how we’d blundered upward to the wrong
condors are helpful in finding the corpses. bottom of the canyon ranks among the most summit. What was certain, though, was that
I wish I could say we didn’t get lost, but exotic places I’ve ever seen. We passed water- we’d entered the wilderness as a trio of hard-
on our first morning, we took a wrong route, falls and shadowed grottoes, and followed a bitten mountaineers, seasoned on rocks and
misreading our maps, and got turned around creek shaded by cypresses and pines. Whereas snows, and were leaving it as chowderheads. Q

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Avoid anything woody or smoky, like
scotch or mezcal. But spirits that have
a touch of natural sweetness, like pisco
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Tomatoes,
Reconsidered
They’re ripe and ready and perfect for more than salads and salsas.
Here are 15 ways to make tomatoes new again.

1 / CAPRESE 2.0

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3/ STUFFED TOMATOES

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8/ FRUITY GAZPACHO 12/ CEVICHE
Peak tomato season intersects with In a blender, puree 1 cup each
peak melon season. Bring them coconut milk and lime juice, 1 tsp
together in this cold soup. In a sugar, and ½ tsp fish sauce.
blender combine 2 cups each Pour over 12 quartered scallops,
chopped tomatoes and chopped 1 pint halved grape tomatoes, and
watermelon, ½ cup cashews, the 1 minced Thai bird chili. Cover and
juice of 1 lime, ½ red onion, 1 seeded chill for an hour, until the scallops
red chili, 2 tbsp each red wine are “cooked” through by the acidity.
vinegar and olive oil, salt, and
pepper. Puree until smooth, chill for 13/ TOMATO BUTTER
30 minutes, and garnish with fresh Toss 3 halved plum tomatoes with
cilantro. extra-virgin olive oil and roast cut
side down in a 450°F oven until
9/ SMOKY SALSA caramelized, about 45 minutes.
Slice 2 large tomatoes in half and Puree the tomatoes, cool, then
grill cut side down over direct heat whip in 2 sticks salted room-
until well charred. Cool, dice, and temperature butter, 1 tsp minced
mix with 2 chopped avocados, rosemary, ½ tsp thyme, and ½ tsp

4
½ diced white onion, 1 seeded crushed juniper berries. Use as a dip
chopped jalapeño, a handful for raw vegetables or finisher for
chopped cilantro, the juice of 1 lime, grilled steaks, poultry, and seafood.
1 tsp each ground cumin and
Steamed Mussels coriander, and salt. 1 4/ TANGY
Ripe tomatoes bring brightness and sweetness to this classic dish. Saute TOMATO SOUP
½ chopped onion, 2 minced garlic cloves, and ½ head chopped fennel in 2 tbsp 10/ FATTOUSH Roast 5 lbs chopped tomatoes
olive oil and 1 tsp butter until soft, about 7 minutes. Add ½ cup white wine and For an easy Middle Eastern bread in a 450°F oven until caramelized,
1 cup quartered heirloom tomatoes (or halved cherry tomatoes) and bring to a salad, chop 3 heirloom tomatoes about 45 minutes. As they’re
simmer. Add 1 lb mussels, cover, and steam until opened, about 8 minutes. Finish and toss with ½ sliced red onion, roasting, sweat onion, garlic,
with torn fresh basil leaves. 1 sliced cucumber, 2 cups pita chips, shallots, 1 sprig each rosemary and
⅓ cup pomegranate seeds, 1 cup thyme, salt, and pepper in 2 tbsp
each chopped parsley and cilantro, butter. Add 2 tbsp tomato paste and
1 tsp sumac, salt, pepper, and 3 tbsp saute. Add the roasted tomatoes
extra-virgin olive oil. and 1 quart buttermilk, and simmer
5/ SUCCOTASH 7/ 10-MINUTE PASTA gently for 30 minutes. (Don’t worry
Here’s how to sweeten up this Toss 2 pints cherry tomatoes with 1 1/ PICKLED GREEN if the buttermilk breaks.) Cool and
late-summer barbecue staple: Char 1 tbsp olive oil, 1 tsp dried oregano, TOMATOES puree until smooth; garnish with
2 ears corn on the grill. Cool, cut off salt, and pepper. Load into a grill pan Fill a pot with 2 cups water, 2 cups minced chives.
the kernels, and toss with 1 lb and cook over direct heat on the grill cider vinegar, 1 cup sugar, and ¼ cup
cooked lima beans, 2 pints halved until tomatoes are blistered, 7 to 10 salt, and simmer until the sugar and 15/ SMØRREBRØD
multicolored cherry tomatoes, ½ minutes. Meanwhile, heat ⅓ cup salt dissolve. Put 1 tbsp yellow This open-faced sandwich is go-to
cup chopped parsley, salt, and extra-virgin olive oil on the stove mustard seeds, 2 tsp fennel seeds, comfort food in Denmark. To make
pepper. Whisk a dressing with 2 tbsp with a pinch of red pepper and a and 3 sprigs dill in the bottom of a it, smear 1 slice of dark rye bread
each roasted pumpkin seed oil and dozen anchovies. Slowly cook until 32-oz jar. Fill the jar with thick slices with creme fraiche or cream cheese
champagne vinegar, 1 tbsp each anchovies melt, then toss with the of green (unripe) tomatoes, pour in and top with halved cherry
honey and Dijon mustards, and grilled tomatoes, 1 lb cooked the hot brine, seal the jar, and tomatoes, flakes of smoked trout, a
1 minced shallot. Pour the dressing spaghetti, grated pecorino, fresh refrigerate for at least a week. Layer drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil,
over the succotash and toss. oregano, and lemon zest. on burgers. minced chives, salt, and pepper.

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Tomato Tart
Arrange thin slices of red, yellow,
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frozen puff pastry, overlapping
them like roof shingles and leaving
a ½-inch border. Sprinkle with salt
and pepper and drizzle with extra-
virgin olive oil. Bake according
to package directions, topping with
4 oz each chevre and chopped
hazelnuts halfway through. Garnish
with a drizzle of honey and fresh
tarragon or basil.

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The
Facebook
Detective
For Billy Jensen, using targeted social media
posts is not a way to influence your political
beliefs—he’s trying to solve murders. Meet a
gumshoe for the digital age.

H E WO M E N ’S bodies were
found a month apart in dif-
T ferent fields near Columbus,
Ohio. One was basically a
skeleton. The killer or kill-
ers remain at large.
Unsolved crimes like these 2016 murders are
the kind that Billy Jensen is drawn to. When I
met him last year in the Toluca Lake neighbor-
hood of Los Angeles, he had just returned from
covering this particularly gut-wrenching story.
The head of digital operations and an occa-
sional on-air reporter for the syndicated true-
crime show Crime Watch Daily, Jensen was in
Columbus to shoot a segment on the murders.
As we settled in for dinner at a busy Irish pub
not far from his apartment, he recounted the
gory details. “Nobody deserves to be thrown
away like a piece of trash,” he says.
Jensen, 46, has spent the better part of his
journalism career focusing on unsolved cases.
Meaning, as he likes to put it, most of his stories
have no endings. “I would constantly get, ‘Great
story! I hope they catch the guy,’” Jensen says.
He dealt with it, but then something changed:
In April 2016, his friend Michelle McNamara
died unexpectedly in her sleep at the age of 46.
The founder of the True Crime Diary blog and
the wife of comedian Patton Oswalt, she had
been writing a book about her all-consuming
search for the Golden State Killer, who had
committed at least a dozen murders and some
50 rapes in California between 1976 and 1986.
McNamara was smart and dogged, and
Jensen was sure that had she lived she would
have cracked the case. Angry that McNamara
died before she could identify the killer, Jensen
was spurred to action: “Fuck it,” he thought.
“I’m going to try and solve some cases myself.”
But how? He certainly had the reporting
bona fides, having written for outlets like The
New York Times, Los Angeles magazine, and
Rolling Stone online. And he was experienced
in digital media from his time at publishing Jensen discovers unsolved murders with
companies Village Voice Media and Buzz- another digital tool: Google alerts.

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media (now SpinMedia), where, he says, “I
would live and die by how many eyeballs I
would get.” Then he hit upon it: Why not com-
bine those skill sets?
Jensen’s big idea was to use targeted
Facebook ad campaigns—like the kind that
Russian bots and the political-data miners
Cambridge Analytica used in nefarious ways
during the 2016 election season—to catch
killers. This isn’t the citizen sleuthing we’ve
come to expect; it’s definitely nothing like
that bungled internet investigation of the
Boston Marathon bombing, in which Red-
dit users fingered a missing—and, it was later
revealed, deceased—university student as one
of the bombers. Rather, Jensen is pioneering a
distinct new brand of detective work: a com-
bination of algorithm-optimized marketing,
crowdsourcing, and shoe-leather reporting.
Jensen looks for cases with good-quality,
compelling video—typically surveillance foot-
age—that will grab readers’ attention as they’re
scrolling through their Facebook feed. He’ll
start by setting up a Facebook page and creat-
ing a post featuring that video; then he pays
to boost the post, targeting it to users in the
vicinity of the crime scene—by either radius
or zip code—who may recognize the suspect.
He can control the reach based on gender, age,
and even the interests of his intended audience.
After that, Jensen will go back and forth pri-
vately with Facebook posters who might know
something, scour the evidence, and, if possible,
keep in touch with the victim’s family and law
enforcement. He’s not trying to get in anyone’s
way; he’s just trying to help the police do their
job better. Most of all, he wants to see some of
these stories get the endings they deserve.

J E N S E N H I M S E L F would be easy to pick


out of a lineup: He’s 6'4" and lean, with dark
chestnut-brown hair and pale-blue eyes, and
his left forearm bears a woodcut-style tattoo of
an old-timey magnifying glass. He grew up on At his home office in Los Angeles, Jensen
Long Island, where his father, who ran a house- uses a foam board to track suspects and
painting business, instilled in Billy a deep a laptop to check the latest tips coming
hatred of bullies and the value of persistence. in on Facebook.
“That was the biggest thing that he drilled into
me,” Jensen says. “Just keep going.” number equivalent to the population of the
When I met Jensen in L.A., he was begin- entire city.
ning to focus was on a new case: the week-old The police don’t have the manpower to
shooting death of a 31-year-old mentally dis- reach nearly as many people as his ad did.
abled man at a liquor store in Inkster, Michi- And even if they could knock on every door, felony. (Officially, the police say the suspect s
gan, a suburb of Detroit. According to state how many people are going to talk to the cops? name and address came from a phone tip line.)
police, an unidentified man repeatedly shot “That’s confrontational,” Jensen explains. “But Jensen’s work did get singled out in one
Hassan Ibrahim Tanana following an argu- when you’re on Facebook, you’re looking at case—the October 2016 slaying of 25-year-
ment, killing him. pictures of your sister’s kids, you’re in a relaxed old fast-food worker Juan Vidal, during an
Jensen created a Facebook page called Ink- atmosphere.” With defenses down, people are attempted robbery at an El Monte, California,
ster Shooter at Fast Franks Party Shoppe and more likely to volunteer what they know. Jack in the Box—though just how big a role
targeted it to anyone within a one-mile radius According to documentation provided by he played is a matter of dispute. Speaking at
of the crime scene. He paid $105 to guaran- Jensen, he has correctly identified or had a a January 2017 press conference announcing
tee that it would reach 6,000 people. Almost hand in identifying suspects in at least a half the apprehension of the alleged shooter, L.A.
immediately, Jensen began getting tips—one dozen homicide cases. Since police depart- County Sheriff’s Department homicide detec-
person posted what he said was the shooter’s ments tend to be less than transparent about tive Adan Torres cited Jensen and his El Monte
street name and where he liked to hang out— their investigations, it can be difficult to dis- Jack in the Box Killer page: “Tips started com-
and some great numbers. By the time Jen- cern which information Jensen brought them ing in, as more information was put on this
sen showed me the post, it had been shared was fresh and which of it the cops had already Facebook page, and eventually we were able
more than 650 times, with an organic (that found out on their own. to solve the case...” Jensen says Torres told him
is, unpaid) reach of 25,000 people. That’s a Take, for instance, the case of Timothy that a call from a person who saw the Facebook

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DO YOU
RECOGNIZE
Jensen and the late author Michelle
McNamara, seen here at the South
by Southwest conference, in 2014.
THIS GUY?
Her bestselling book, below.

page led cops to the killer, though the detec-


tive tells Men’s Journal that the tip came from
someone who’d seen local news coverage of an
earlier police press conference. Two months later, police had a name:
All told, Jensen estimates that he’s shelled Joseph James DeAngelo. The authorities,
1
out about $16,000 of his money on targeted it was later revealed, had tracked down the
ads for more than three dozen cases, which now-72-year-old suspect—who hadn’t been
he tracks on a pair of five-foot-tall foam-core on McNamara’s radar—by comparing genetic
boards in his home office. He can’t imagine profiles from genealogy websites with DNA
sustaining this sort of spending for much lon- taken from crime scenes. When news of
ger. He’s considered crowd funding, and he’d DeAngelo’s arrest leaked, and Jensen became
be thrilled if the police would kick in some convinced the police had their man, “I gave
financial support. But he also fantasizes about myself maybe like 30 seconds to be happy
an even bigger benefactor. about it,” he says. “And then it was like, ‘What
2
“Zuckerberg holds the key!” Jensen tells me else has this guy done?’”
at his apartment, spreading his arms wide. “If Since then, Jensen has focused his ener-
he gave me a credit for $100,000, I could solve gies on creating a detailed timeline of where
20 murders this weekend.” DeAngelo was throughout his life, then cross-
checking for any cold cases that may have
3
IN THE WAKE OF McNamara’s death, Jensen taken place in those areas. And, of course,
volunteered to help finish her book, gratis, he’s using Facebook to help. In May, Jensen
an offer Oswalt immediately took him up started a page called Folsom High School:
on. “He has the same encyclopedic mind Do You Remember Joe DeAngelo?, which he
for all the details that Michelle had,” Oswalt targeted to the suspect’s former classmates.
says of Jensen. And the same stubborn per- Next, Jensen plans to create an ad aimed at
4
sistence: “He just keeps hammering away.” anyone who may have known DeAngelo dur-
Jensen put the chapters McNamara had ing his time in the Navy.
written in an order that made sense, adding Jensen’s thirst for justice has only grown
connective tissue—drawn from since the DeAngelo arrest. “See-
some 3,500 digital files and her ing that happen on this grand
email correspondence—where scale just makes me wanna solve
5
necessary. more [of my own] stuff,” Jensen
I’ll Be Gone in the Dark: One says. He’ll always be chasing those
Woman’s Obsessive Search for the 30 seconds of euphoria he felt
Golden State Killer was published when he knew for sure that DeAn-
in late February and debuted as gelo was the guy. “It’s never gonna
6
a No. 1 New York Times best- be like, ‘Wow, it’s over. We’re
seller. But that was hardly the good,’ ” he says. “It’s like, ‘Wow,
end of the story. As Jensen and this is great, and imagine if we
P a u l Hay ne s , McNa m a r a’s could get this feeling every day.’” Q

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WE’RE WITH HER

Joy Bryant
The Ballers star, who dropped out of Yale to become a Victoria’s Secret model, talks
long-distance marriage and the upside of smoking weed. by SAR AH Z . WEXLER

You’re starring with the Rock on HBO’s Speaking of your husband THE BASICS You left Yale to model for
Ballers. Are you a sports fan in real life? [Dave Pope] being a stunt- Victoria’s Secret. That’s an
Age
I know how football works, and basket- man, do you worry about him unusual career path.
ball, and hockey even, but I just watch the getting injured when he goes I was a poor kid from the Bronx.
playoffs. Tennis is the sport I really care off to work? Hometown Going to an Ivy League school
about. I’m all about Serena. My best friend Not really. On set it’s all cal- was supposed to be my end-all.
and I made a pact—it’s on our bucket list culated risks that are very All-time Favorite But I was completely burned out
as best friends—to go to all of the Grand well thought out, planned, Tennis Players and emotionally spent. Looking
Slams. We want to f ly f irst class to the and choreographed. Hon- back on it now, it was the riskiest
Australian Open, the French Open, and estly, I’m more worried for decision I ever made.
Wimbledon. him when he’s on his motor-
cycle, just going from point Did you stand out in both
How did you get so into tennis? A to point B in the city. worlds?
Well, I played a little in high school, but There was definitely an impres-
I was really, really crappy at it. I actu- Do you ever ride with him? sion of models back then that
ally was better at squash. It’s weird that Hell no! Not interested. you’re dumb, just a mannequin
I played squash at all—I grew up a poor, with a prett y face and a nice body. I
poor kid in the South Bronx, but I got You’ve been married for a decade. remember being on shoots where people
a scholarship to this swanky boarding What keeps it fresh? were talking to me like I was an idiot. One
school in Connecticut, where I learned You’ve got to do your own thing. I mean, editor asked me whether I’d finished high
how to play both. two days after our wedding, he went to a school, and once I told her I went to Yale,
job in Morocco and I went to do a pilot in the way she dealt with me for the rest of
Would you describe yourself as athletic or Vancouver, and we were apart for three the day was completely different. I always
outdoorsy? months. Even now, I just got back from got a kick out of that. I love when people
I was a city kid, so I didn’t know anything being away for two weeks, and before that, think I’m stupid.
about the outdoors. I loved looking at the he was away for two months. There are
stars, and I rollerbladed through the city— plenty of people who spend every single You’ve Instagrammed a photo of your weed
that’s about as outdoorsy as I was back in day together and hate each other or get jar. Are you a big smoker?
the day. It’s fairly new for me, in terms of divorced. Maybe a little bit of time away I’m in my major pot smoker phase. It’s
the last 10 years. isn’t a bad thing. crazy how things have changed after it
became legal [in California]. But I’m damn
sure glad that I’m not in my 20s as it’s being
legalized. I smoked a lot of weed back in the
day, but I think that being an adult, I can

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SPEND EVERY DAY deal with it in a way that I definitely would
not have been able to when I was in my 20s.

TOGETHER AND GET DIVORCED. MAYBE A LITTLE How is it different at 43?

BIT OF TIME AWAY ISN’T A BAD THING. It’s not so much of a party thing for me.
It helps me enhance that creative state. I
smoke, and it unlocks a door—I want to
write, I want to create. I want to brain-
And now? You’ve been open about not wanting to storm. And I want to play drums.
I hike all the time, and about 10 years ago have kids.
I learned how to surf when I dated this hot We’re hearing more about women who You play the drums?
surfer. My husband is very outdoorsy— are childless by choice. The expectations Drums have always been my favorite
he’s a stuntman who grew up in Wash- that are put on women in this society are instrument, so taking lessons was on my
ington state and was an Eagle Scout. One that you’re supposed to look a certain way; bucket list. It’s not like I’m trying to be in
of the things we first connected over was you’re supposed to get married; you’re a band—I’m just learning for myself. It’s
snowboarding, which I didn’t start until I supposed to have a baby. Who determines never too late to learn something new. To
moved to California. He grew up that way, these things? Why do they even care? I sit down at a drum set now, three years
but I just sort of discovered these things can decide my reproductive destiny. My later, and actually play something that
later on in life. mother didn’t have a choice. doesn’t suck? That’s cool. Q

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New
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Math
There has to be a better way
to discover new tunes than a
streaming-service algorithm.
Here’s our formula for finding
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Spotify generally feed you stuff you already
know and like—boring. So we enlisted some If you wanted to make it big in hip-hop, you’d probably take the exact opposite route of Deem Spencer. The
living, breathing, real-life humans to round Queens, New York, rapper relies on hyper-earnest lyrics, and his songs tend to have a dreamy, unhurried quality—
up eight up-and-coming artists that are actu- like the orchestral “There Was Plenty of Time Before Us”—without big beats or hooks. Still, Spencer has amassed
ally worth your time and attention. Then, a devoted following and proved one the most interesting and affecting rappers in the game. His latest single, “boy
to make your life even easier, we devised a ain’t a bad boy,” is built on dusty samples and a steady backbeat, and suggests that the young rapper will continue
surefire music-discovery formula for each. honing his sound on his forthcoming LP, without losing any of his outsider appeal. —J.R. Sullivan

LUCINDA
WILLIAMS + BIG STAR
+ THE
BREEDERS =

ELISE DAVIS

When Arkansas singer-songwriter Elise Davis


began releasing music, in 2013, she was firmly
rooted in twangy alt-country, with a gift for bitter
breakup gems, such as “Make the Kill.” Her 2016
QUEENS OF
full-length debut, The Token, however, changed
things up, by diverging into power pop and cranking
SLEEP
+ BLACK
SABBATH + THE STONE
AGE
=
up the fuzz. Davis’ latest album, Cactus, due in
September, captures both sides of her considerable
talent. “Don’t Bring Me Flowers” is a sugar-sprinkled
CONAN
anthem about trying, and failing, to keep casual
sex casual, whereas the delicate country number British metal crew Conan specialize in what it calls
“Married Young” maps the struggles of new love— “caveman battle doom,” with landscape-flattening
with lyrics about working at a fast-food joint, riffs, galloping tempo changes, and Jon Paul Davis’
smoking weed, a shitty apartment, and discovering monotonal cry. The trio unloads more sludgy tonnage
Tom Waits. —Steve Haruch with Existential Void Guardian in late August. —S.H.

042 SEPTEMBER 2018 MEN’S JOURNAL


MF
DOOM + ODD
FUTURE + WU-TANG
CLAN =

CHESTER WATSON

North Miami, Florida, rapper Chester Watson was


still a teenager when he released his 2014 debut
record, Tin Wooki, a rich collection of free-association
rhymes, coupled with sleepy-eyed, woozy beats. On
Watson’s forthcoming LP, tentatively titled A Japa-
nese Horror Film, the hallmarks of his music remain
unchanged, but he sounds more focused—and,
frankly, a little less stoned. —S.H.

SAM
COOKE + TY
SEGALL + ROY
ORBISON =

NICK WATERHOUSE
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: FRANK HOENSCH/REDFERNS; COURTESY OF CHESTER WATSON; SCOTT LEGAT;

L.A.’s Nick Waterhouse just wants to make people dance. His 2016 LP Never Twice synthesized old-school R&B
and soul traditions and melded them in a way that was just, well, fun—thanks to a driving rhythm section and big,
memorable melodies. Waterhouse flirts with kitsch, no doubt. But his top-shelf songwriting has enough charm and
wit to avoid seeming trite. Look for new singles this autumn and a record toward the end of the year. —J.R.S.
IMAGES; COURTESY OF BRENT COBB; COURTESY OF SZUN WAVES/MIKE MASSARO

THE
STURGILL
SIMPSON + THE BAND
+ PAUL
SIMON =
THE
BYRDS + STEREOLAB
+ EVERLY
BROS. =

BRENT COBB SUN SEEKER

With 2016’s Shine on Rainy Day, Brent Cobb, of To date, country-tinged psychedelic outfit Sun Seeker
Americus, Georgia, proved that he’s neither a bro- has released a grand total of eight songs. Nonethe-
country cliché nor an alt-country Drive-by Truckers less, the group has fast won over critics with its
clone. Instead, the singer-songwriter—who spent a woozy, tuneful pop, anchored by singer Alex Benick’s
decade writing and playing for other people before wistful vocals. After releasing Biddeford, a well-
taking center stage—strikes a middle ground be- received EP on Jack White’s Third Man Records, in
tween accessibility and authenticity. He’ll be playing 2017, the Nashville troupe heads into the fall with a
tunes from his latest, Providence Canyon, when he
hits the road with Chris Stapleton this fall. —J.R.S.
APHEX
TWIN + JOHN
COLTRANE + BRIAN
ENO = number of tour dates and, finally, a proper, debut full-
length soon to follow. —S.H.

SZUN WAVES

Jazz hasn’t been at the center of culture since the


late 1960s. But groups like the U.K.’s Szun Waves
have continued to expand the limits of the genre by
incorporating contemporary sounds into its sonic
palette. The trio’s latest single, “Constellation,” from
New Hymn to Freedom, out in late August, blends
free-jazz and ambient and electronic textures for an
effect that’s both celestial yet unmistakably human.
It’s also some of the best headphone work or study
music around. —J.R.S.

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depression that have started making music in
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chemistry. Hari argues can discover a new part of
that for some people, yourself at any time.
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they can help treat it by he did at his age, I can
connecting with others and certainly get where I want
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plays a bounty hunter who Erie Monster. It’s Turner) agrees to help his brother pull
has to drive a bookkeeper automatic—it runs as long off a heist. When he shows up to a train
nicknamed the Duke as it’s on your person and station to exchange one briefcase full
(Grodin), who laundered you stay active. So I feel of valuables for another, Danny takes
money from the mob, beholden to this small the wrong bag—forcing him to venture
across the country. It’s the piece of equipment in an into the New York suburbs with his
funniest thing De Niro has interesting way. partner, Ellie (Grace Van Patten), to
done in his career; he never recover the goods. (Now streaming)
—AS TOLD TO
plays a single moment for
J.R. SULLIVAN
the comedy. It’s delicious.
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When Anders Hill (Ben Mendelsohn)
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SLEEK, SEXY, AND INNOVATIVE—


42 ITEMS THAT WILL CHANGE THE WAY
YOU LIVE, WORK, DRIVE, AND PLAY.
Photographs by JAMIE CHUNG

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KINS
A
STYLISH
HELMET
In 1969, when AGV made hel-
mets for rakish Italian MotoGP
rider Giacomo Agostini, they
weren’t nearly as safe and
comfortable as modern lids.
The X3000 GLORIA bridges the
gap, with a nod to the Olympic
stripes from Agostini’s iconic
racing leathers. “We applied
the original design to a mod-
ern and functional structure
that’s a pleasure to ride in,”
says AGV’s Massimiliano Mi-
rabella. The dual-button visor
opens left- or right-handed
while a vent funnels air in over
your head. $450; agv.com

A FORMULA ONE STREET CAR


The MERCEDES-AMG PROJECT ONE delivers every gearhead’s fantasy: the bleeding-edge tech of the world’s most
competitive race cars in a street-legal build. The mid-engine two-seater derives its speed from a hybrid drive-
train that pairs a compact 1.6-liter V6 gas engine with four electric motors—combining for more than 1,000 horse-
MODEL power. You’ll (try to) control it through a squared-away F-1 style steering wheel. $2.7 million; mbusa.com

THE KILLER-VALUE
SPORT SEDAN
Hyundai’s luxe offshoot has
finally landed a punch. The lithe
GENESIS G70 not only looks the
part—it sits lower and wider than
the German competitors it’s gun-
ning for—but it also features a more
responsive chassis than most cars in
$12,000; husqvarna- this price range. Surprised? Don’t be:
motorcycles.com The dynamics were tuned up by
a former boss at BMW’s M group.
$32,000 (est.); genesis.com

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BEAUTY IN
THE BEAST
THE ROYAL-READY
SPORT UTE
The ROLLS-ROYCE CULLINAN may be
the brand’s first SUV, but it’s no less
ridiculously posh than its sedan
stablemates. While the all-wheel-drive
model floats above terrain on an
air suspension, even more impres-
sive is the bespoke interior’s mélange
of metal, hardwoods, glass, leather,
and heated front-door armrests.
$325,000; rolls-roycemotorcars.com

$21,195;
ducati.com

THE SILENT KILLER


Porsche tends to hew closely to its storied driving heritage, but with the MISSION E concept, the brand takes a
big swing toward the battery-powered future. The all-electric model, which will be called Taycan when it
debuts in late 2019, will boast far-out (but functional) curves along with devastating performance, via a four-wheel-
drive system that delivers 600 horses and hit 60 miles per hour in less than 3.5 seconds. $TBD; porsche.com

TRENDY TRAILER
Not a worshipper of the classic
aluminum Airstream? Then the NEST is
for you: The company’s first fiberglass
trailer is a boxy, modern two-tone take
on camping with an interior that looks
more like a Boeing first-class luxury
suite than an austere tow-behind. Opt
for a queen-size bed, with a well-
appointed kitchen and full bathroom in
a build that’s light enough for any SUV
to haul. From $45,900; airstream.com

THE INNOVATION

A FASTER
RECHARGE
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BELIEVE
WHAT YOU
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THE CREATURE COMFORTS—REDEFINED.
fun. $1,300; stihlusa.com

FINER
WINE
TIME
The Rabbit corkscrew is the
easiest way to pop a cork, but
the brand’s update, the AXIS
LEVER, is a refined version
that you won’t have to hide in
the drawer. The clean lines,
articulating handle, and matte
finish are three more reasons
to open a bottle of vino.
$50; rabbitwine.com

LOOKING SHARP
You might be tempted never to chop with the MIYABI BLACK CHEF’S KNIFE and just mount it on your wall. But this handmade showpiece means business
with about 130 layers of carbide steel that give it a higher hardness rating than a typical chef’s knife, so it stays sharp longer. Unlike single-bevel Japanese
blades, which take some getting used to, the Miyabi has two bevels and feels like a regular chef’s knife. $350; zwillingonline.com

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POSH SPICE

$270; tastetro.com

PERFECT PRESS
Making great French-press coffee
means nailing finicky water tem-
perature and brew time. That’s where
the RITE PRESS comes in. Its built-in
tools include a thermometer and an
hourglass timer, so you know when
to plunge and pour. Cleanup is easy,
too, with a removable bottom cham-
ber that collects the wet grounds.
$80; rite.company

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A LOW SEAT WITH
HIGH STYLE
While we love a good leather-wrapped club chair, their look is decidedly bulky. The KELLY
WEARSTLER ARDENT has a lighter contemporary silhouette with a pewter finished steel frame,
softened with rounded edges. Though it looks like a chair to reserve for company, the comfy linen velvet
back and seat pair nicely with a Negroni, a novel, or NFL Sunday. Trust us. From $4,890; kellywearstler.com

THIS REALLY
SUCKS

$699; dyson.com

CLEAN
MACHINE

$300; myheatworks.com
RAISE THE COFFEE BAR
Attention coffee nerds: Now you can easily roast
your own at home. The ROEST hits around 600 de-
grees, cooking beans in about three minutes. Pick
from a built-in roast profile, or do it manually for
more control. About $5,800; roestcoffee.com
CUTTING LOOSE IN ULTRA-HIGH STYLE.
SMART SKIS
We’ve used skis built to go fast
on packed snow, and others
that float through powder, but
the RENOUN CITADEL set is the
first that adapts to conditions
on the fly. A soft polymer, layered
beneath the sleek carbon-fiber
skin, reacts differently based on
the stress applied: Hit compacted
snow hard and the skis stiffen to
go faster, but dive into fluffy
powder and they become supple.
Now, whatever the conditions,
you’ll be ready.
$1,499; renoun.com

SOARING
STYLE
Alpinists have trusted the
lenses and side shields on Vuar-
net Glacier sunglasses for better
contrast and glare protection
since the 1960s. The redesigned
ICE is now built for the modern
adventurer with nylon and rub-
ber instead of heavier metal and
leather. With removable shields,
these frames look good on Main
Street, too. $270; vuarnet.com

PURER WATER

ROUGH RIDER
The NICOLAI ION G16 GPI is built for the nastiest trails: There’s no derailleur for a branch or rock to shear off; instead it uses
an 18-speed Pinion transmission for torque uphill and control heading down. After an especially mucky ride, you can hose $79; livelarq.com
the bike off without worrying about rust—it uses a carbon-belt-drive instead of a chain. $8,160; nicolai-bicycles.com

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PERFECT THEFT-PROOF E-BIKE
PACKER
$3,398; vanmoof.com

$290; peakdesign.com

SNUG RIDER
The thermo-moldable BONT HELIX
excels where it matters most—
power transfer and weight—but
it also earns points for style and
ergonomics. With a carbon-fiber
sole and ultralight synthetic upper,
it weighs just 9.1 ounces (size 12)
and a single-dial BOA lacing system
wraps around the foot for a perfect
fit. $399; bontcycling.com

CAMP CUTLERY
The OUTDOOR EDGE CHOWPAL cleverly
combines a knife, fork, and spoon
in a two-piece interlocking stainless
steel set. Unlike most utensils, the
knife here is legit: a steak-carving,
2½-inch-long locking blade. This
lightweight kit’s screwdriver and
wrench also help make minor repairs.
$27.50; outdooredge.com

SHARP SHOOTER
Pros Rory McIlroy and Dustin Johnson use the
TAYLORMADE MYSPIDER because its counter-
weights and precisely milled grooved face launch balls
across greens faster than traditional putters. But if you
don’t want to look like a fanboy, customize your own
TOUR edition by picking colors for the head and five
other putter parts. $360; taylormadegolf.com

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GUITAR HERO
While music evolves, the tools of the
BORN TO RUN
trade are notoriously stagnant, with The INOV-8 TERRAULTRA is the first shoe to use graphene, a thin layer of bonded carbon that
most guitars falling into a handful gives the outsole longer life, better flexibility, and more grip compared to standard rubber.
of stock styles. That’s why we like It threads the needle between cushion and trail feel, with a 9mm midsole and zero drop that
the collaboration between Ernie Ball $150; inov-8.com
Music Man and singer-songwriter
Annie Clark (better known as St.
Vincent). She designed an axe that
takes the angles from the late ’50s,
then adds curves, a tight waist, and
a Strat-style five-way pickup selec-
tor. The ST. VINCENT SIGNATURE GUI-
TAR is slim in the middle, so you can
play comfortably sitting or standing.
This is a refresh that rocks.
From $2,199; music-man.com

THE INNOVATION

SNEAKERS
STRONGER
THAN STEEL

GLOBE-TROTTER
When backpacking off the grid, bring along the
SOMEWEAR GLOBAL HOTSPOT. Durable and water-
proof, this teardrop pod pairs with your smart-
phone, transforming it into a sat-com device
that sends and receives texts, weather reports,
and location sharing—anywhere on earth.
$450; somewearlabs.com

COOL AS ICE

$85; blackdiamond
equipment.com
THE TOYS THAT
ELEVATE
THE EVERYDAY.
THE SPACE-SAVING SPEAKER IN LOUD AND CLEAR
The BENQ TREVOLO 2 changes the notion of how a bookshelf Unlike the sea of “look at me” headphones on
speaker can look and sound. Instead of passable tunes the market, the SENNHEISER HD 820 uses an
from bulky woofers and tweeters, the three-inch-wide metal illusion to nail its style. Most high-end headsets
body uses flat, audiophile-grade electrostatic speakers that have open ear cups so vibrations won’t ruin the
fold out to deliver distortion-free sound, then flip back to save music, and they’re best worn in quiet rooms.
space. $299; benq.com Sennheiser uses Gorilla Glass to cap your ears,
which directs reverb into absorber chambers
and blocks outside noises, plus
it looks cool. $2,400;
sennheiser.com

STAR SEARCH
Think of the STELLINA
telescope, developed by
French startup Vaonis, as a
robot astronomer. Fire up
the app, pick the constel-
lation you want to see, and
the motorized telescope
spins 360 degrees to find
it, as gazers view stars in
real time. “People have
said the Stellina looks like
EVE from Wall-E,” says
Nicolas Marquis, of Ova
Design, which helped build
the telescope. “We love
this comparison because
it means the object is
eliciting an emotional l
response, and that’s how m
we feel using it.” At just
25 pounds, the Stellina
packs up nicely, too.
$3,000; vaonis.com

PULL THE PLUG

$20; Ilovehandles.com

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DIY PARTY KIT

$TBD; ikea.com

A RETRO-LOOKING
INSTANT CAMERA
We’ve seen modern instant cameras
before, but none nail the retro styling
like the Rollei—a refresh of its twin-
lens design, which debuted in 1929.
Forget squinting through a tiny win-
dow: Using the ROLLEIFLEX INSTANT
KAMERA means holding it waist-
high and looking down through the
top-mounted viewfinder. Inside it
has the guts of a modern instant
camera, but the boxy build has
changed little since they were first
released. $400; rollei.com

OPTICAL ILLUSION SMALL DRONE,


Gone are the days when living with obtrusive tech was an
unavoidable part of having a projector. The slickest HD
BETTER SHOTS
version of the season is one that disappears when you’re done
Netflix bingeing. Turn it on, and the SONY LSPX-A1 beams stun-
ning 4K video onto 120 inches of wall space from about 10
inches away, and has built-in speakers. When off, the tech dis-
appears and you have a stylish side table with a marble top, mirror-
aluminum frame, and a wooden shelf that’s cocktail-party
ready. The U.S. release hasn’t been announced, so for now you’ll
have to get to Japan to find one. $30,000; sony.com

$700; parrot.com

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Crime writer turned
TV showrunner
George Pelecanos on
L I FF EE
of
C R I M E
NOT ONLY IS GEORGE PELECANOS A MASTER
OF HARD-BOILED FICTION—HE ALSO HELPED WRITE
ARGUABLY THE GREATEST, GRITTIEST SHOW IN
TV HISTORY. NOW HE’S BACK WITH A NEW SERIES AND
STILL UP TO NO GOOD.

By Photographs by
J.R. JAKE
SUL L I VA N CHESSUM
When The Wire completed its five-season run, Pelecanos again
worked with showrunner David Simon on Treme, set in post-Katrina
New Orleans. Now he’s back with The Deuce, also on HBO, starring
James Franco and Maggie Gyllenhaal, which will return for a sec-
ond season in September. Created by Pelecanos and Simon, the series
explores New York City’s Times Square and the hustlers, mobsters,
politicians, prostitutes, and pimps who helped to create the modern
pornography industry there in the 1970s. Like in The Wire, the charac-
ters are fictional but based, at least in part, on real people, and the show
relies on political and historical events to inform its plot.
“On The Wire, we had researchers, but we never used them,” Peleca-
nos tells me one spring afternoon. We’re in the back room of a police sta-
tion—or, rather, a Catholic community center that has been transformed
to look like one, circa 1978—in New York’s East Village: typewriters on
desks, an old Bunn coffee maker next to the door, a cigarette machine in

WHEN GEORGE PELECANOS WAS 17, HE SHOT HIS BEST FRIEND IN


the face. He and Frank Carchedi, buddies since the first grade, had
skipped school that day in November 1974, as they often did, to drink beer
and hang out at Pelecanos’ house, in Silver Spring, Maryland. Pelecanos,
a short, then-long-haired Greek-American, knew where his old man kept
his revolver, a police-issued .38 Special that he’d bought on the street.
Pelecanos wouldn’t have messed with the gun had his dad, a Marine
who ran a diner downtown, been home. But he was impulsive, so he took
out the revolver for no good or obvious reason, loaded a round into the
cylinder, and spun it shut. He and Carchedi continued bullshitting about
soccer or girls or whatever. They weren’t drunk, but they were enjoying
themselves, and soon Pelecanos forgot all about the cartridge. Then,
without thinking, he pulled the trigger—nothing. Mindlessly, he pulled
it again and again, cycling through the chambers. Next came the bang.
The bullet hit Carchedi’s cheek and grazed his neck on the way out,
taking a chunk of his face with it. Blood f lecked the living-room wall;
it would soon be all over the house. Carchedi looked at his friend. “You
shot me,” he said.
Had the gun been pointed half an inch differently, Pelecanos recalls,
“I would have just blown his head off.”
The guys managed to call an ambulance and get Carchedi to a hospi-
tal, where he survived the wound; looking at photographs of him now,
you’d never know that he’d taken a bullet. “I don’t even think about it
anymore,” he says.
But the incident was formative for Pelecanos, who, at 61, ranks
among Michael Connelly, James Ellroy, and Elmore Leonard as a mas-
ter of hard-boiled fiction. Stephen King has called Pelecanos “perhaps
the greatest living American crime writer,” and rightly so. Over the past
quarter-century, Pelecanos has helped to usher in a new era of bleak
urban noir with his tales of drug dealers, hood rats, lowlifes, rogue
P.I.’s, and other characters of the Washington, D.C., underworld. His
21st book, The Man Who Came Uptown, out in September, tells of a
former cop who makes a habit of robbing pimps and who hunts down
a white supremacist to recover a stash of stolen jewelry. “The violence
and the reality of the accident inf luenced his work,” Carchedi says.
“You can see it.”
Pelecanos is best known, however, not as a novelist but as a producer,
story editor, and writer for HBO’s The Wire, a sprawling cop drama
about the war on drugs in Baltimore. The show teetered on cancellation
throughout its run, from 2002 to 2008. But in the years since, it has
become a touchstone for what television can achieve. Pelecanos was one
of its key architects and, in effect, transformed television.
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the hallway. Dressed in Levi’s 501s and a blue gingham shirt, he’s seated Unlike other recent series set in the period, such as the now-
in a low-slung chair, f lanked by three guys wearing headphones and canceled Vinyl and The Get Down, The Deuce resists romanticizing
watching monitors of a live feed from the next room. For insight when the past. The first season, set in 1971 and 1972, captured New York
writing The Wire, Pelecanos continues, “we’d go out and do drug busts teetering on oblivion, bankrupt and choked by crime. At the center of
with the police, and at night we’d partner up and go out on the streets.” this Gomorrah was Times Square, where—in the decades before the
The Deuce is different; it required a deep dive into New York’s seedy past. Disney Store and Ripley’s Believe It or Not! moved in—some 1,200
“This is all research,” he says. prostitutes walked the streets on any given weekend night. “Right now
In the scene being filmed, a city hall lackey is standing before a group we’re in the era where everybody’s just having a lot of fun, doing a lot of
of officers, explaining that Ed Koch’s new mayoral administration will, coke,” Pelecanos says. “It’s a walk up the mountaintop.” Soon, though,
at last, erase vice from Times Square. In doing so, the lackey says, city everything will come tumbling down.
hall intends to ban massage parlors and “hot bedding” (renting hotel
rooms multiple times a night for prostitution). The cops, led by officer AFTER THE NEXT TAKE, PELECANOS LEADS ME TO A SMALL ROOM
Haddix, played by Ralph Macchio, aren’t buying it, though, and heckle that serves as Capt. Peter McDonagh’s office in the show. A ’78 Yankees
the guy throughout his presentation. Of course, as any longtime New pennant hangs on the wall, and a bulky Sony TV with rabbit ears is
Yorker knows, Koch shuttered not only massage parlors but also after- perched on a metal filing cabinet; the entire room has a faint yellow
hours clubs, topless bars, XXX movie theaters and book- tint. “My favorite movies are from the ’70s,” Pelecanos says. “All the New
stores, peep shows, and other seedy hangouts in Times York ones—French Connection, The Seven-Ups, The Taking of Pelham
Square, leading to a boom in real-estate speculation that One Two Three—so I wanted the show to look like one of those.”
would transform the district forever. The second season He settles into a leather chair across from the captain’s desk. After
of The Deuce will jump six years ahead of the first and years of sitting on a director’s stool and riding in vans to scout scene
pick up as these redevelopment efforts get underway, in locations, he’s plagued by back problems. He knows that he’ll eventu-
the spring of 1978. “The biggest agent of change in a city ally age out of television, so he feels an urgency to produce as much of
isn’t politicians or anything like that,” Pelecanos says. it as he can while he’s able. “That’s why I get so much done,” he says.
“It’s Sheetrock and cranes.” In other words, the Deuce— “Every day I’m not working or writing is a wasted day to me.” Back
42nd Street—is going to get bulldozed. issues aside, he’s healthy for his age, trim and muscular from regular
exercise and years of playing basketball. He’s not a big guy but gives
the impression of a dude you’d regret trying to fight. The chain he
wears around his neck and his graying beard add to his tough-Greek
aesthetic. And though he’s affable and candid about his life and work,
he can seem stoic at first, to be sure.
Of The Deuce’s two co-showrunners, he is in the press less frequently
than his partner Simon, who’s considered one of the great auteurs of
modern television, along with Matthew Weiner (Mad Men), Vince
THE PELECANOS Gilligan (Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul), and Jill Soloway (Transpar-
T V PRIMER ent). Simon, a self-proclaimed “loquacious Jew,” is known for picking
fights—with Sean Hannity, the writer Roxane Gay, and Twitter’s Jack
Clockwise from left: The Deuce follows barman Vincent Dorsey, for starters—and Pelecanos can seem taciturn in comparison.
Martino (James Franco) and Candy (Maggie Gyllenhaal, far He never yells at the junior writers. “Shit, he never yells,” Simon tells
right), a Times Square prostitute turned porn actress. me. And his low D.C. drawl can be hard to hear in a crowded room. But
Treme centered on residents of New Orleans, including Pelecanos, though more inconspicuous than Simon, is no less integral
Antoine Batiste (Wendell Pierce), after Hurricane Katrina. to The Deuce. He’s splitting his time this week between reviewing edits
The Wire, set at height of the war on drugs, made an un- for the new season’s first near-completed episodes, attending writers’
likely hero of stickup man Omar Little (Michael K. Williams). meetings to hash out future scripts, and taking turns with Simon to
oversee the set, as he is this afternoon.
Simon explains that, during their early days of working on The Wire,
he was unsure whether Pelecanos, accustomed to the solitude of writing
novels, could run a show. “I know a lot of people who are pure writers,
and George is one of them,” he says. “Doing this job is a whole different
skill set.” Pelecanos mastered it, though, and became adept at leading a
writers’ room and corralling the 150 to 200 people necessary to produce
a television series. “George is at the point where we can send him to set
and we know he’s going to deliver, on his own terms, the best possible
hour of television,” Simon says.
Pelecanos is an effective showrunner in no small part because of
his novelist’s focus. “David is all about the overarching themes, and
the political aspect of everything, and what it all means,” he says,
adjusting in his chair. “I’m more scene by scene; I want to dig into
the details.” When filming city shots, for instance, he inspects every
vehicle, looking for anachronisms. “Some of these car guys will say,
‘That’s a ’71,’ ” he adds. “And I’m like, ‘No, it’s a ’73. I know because I
know the headlights changed in ’73’—that kind of shit.”
His eyes don’t glaze over in wardrobe meetings, either. “You start
telling me about fashion and I’m like, ‘You need to get me out of here,’”
Simon says. “But George will not leave it untended.” Because to Peleca-
nos, every facet of the show must ring true; fashion, literature, music,
and characters are sacrosanct. Franco, who plays barman Vincent
Martino on The Deuce, adds: “To make an artistic move that smells of
selling out is as likely as him playing golf at Mar-a-Lago.”
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THOUGH PELECANOS HAS EMERGED AS A TOP TELEVISION great affection for every character that he puts on the page.”
writer and producer, he first won acclaim as a crime novelist, and, at Pelecanos took an unlikely route to channel his curiosity into fiction,
his core, that’s what he remains. His books—all set in or around Wash- however. Raised in a Greek Orthodox home outside Washington, at age
ington—are swift and energetic, rooted not only in the tradition of 11 he started working at his dad’s downtown diner, the Jefferson Cof-
hard-boiled fiction but also in hip-hop, punk, and soul records and the fee Shop, taking two buses across town to get there. The route carried
language and rhythms of D.C., a city that he has never left. “He writes him through corridors burned down in the 1968 riots; later he would
about Washington without ever making wander neighborhoods to find pickup bas-
you feel like it’s the seat of the American ketball games and venture into gay bars
government,” says Richard Price, the and motorcycle clubs to check them out
author of the novel Clockers and a writer for himself. “I wasn’t afraid of anything,”
on The Wire and The Deuce. “You never see he says. “For a Greek kid growing up, this
the Capitol building.” is cool as shit—the music is coming from
Pelecanos’ characters share his inter- everywhere, the funk and soul, the cars.”
ests—B movies, basketball, family, muscle Working at his father’s diner shaped
cars, music—and they hold many of the Pelecanos the most, though. His imagi-
same jobs he once did, like washing dishes, nation roamed as he delivered orders and
tending bar, or working dead-end retail helped out in the kitchen. He also took
gigs. He researches and reports diligently, notice of the white businessmen coming
rather than plotting his books beforehand, in for cold cuts or coffee, and he internal-
and lets a story reveal itself to him as he ized the interactions between them and
writes. As a result, his books skirt predict- the all-black crew working behind the
ability and contain a tangle of plot threads counter with him and his father. “Intellec-
that ref lect the messiness of life more tually, I was too young to understand the
closely than most noir. dynamic, but on a gut level I knew where I
His novels also have no shortage of vio- stood,” he later wrote.
lence. Bullets are sprayed, children killed, Pelecanos His father, Pete, a Greek immigrant
bodies discovered in gardens and on river- in his wild and a World War II vet, was loving but
banks. In 2001’s Right as Rain, a P.I. buries years. tough—the kind of guy who never talked
a Buck knife into the neck of a cop, and a about the fighting he’d seen in the Pacific.
crimson fountain erupts from the artery. He instilled in Pelecanos not only the
Moreover, in 1997’s King Suckerman, importance of work but also a fondness for
Bobby Roy Clagget, a “white-boy-wanna- it. In Pelecanos’ favorite photo of his dad,
be-black-boy cracker,” blasts his boss with a shotgun. As the man flops he’s standing over a grill with his apron on, spatula in hand, smiling.
around like a fish, Clagget idly wonders where his head has gone, with “He was just really happy when he was working,” he says.
only a jagged piece of spine left between his shoulders. The pair’s relationship frayed during Pelecanos’ teenage years, when

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Yet, despite the bloodshed, Pelecanos writes with empathy, par- he grew out his hair and started causing trouble and partying. He wasn’t
ticularly for the disenfranchised. “What makes him a great writer is a charged for shooting Carchedi. Still, to the outside observer, little about
genuine curiosity about the world and how it works,” Simon says, “and his life suggested that he’d be the neighborhood kid to make good, or to

MURDER, HE WROTE

COLLECTION. THIS PAGE: COURTESY OF GEORGE PELECANOS

After an 8-year-old boy is


Pelecanos’ taut debut fol- In this ’70s thriller, two As the coke trade rips killed in a drug shooting,
lows hard-partying adman Stefanos, while on a friends end up on the run apart D.C., dirty cops and his peewee football coach,
Nick Stefanos as he inves- bender, discovers a dead with $20,000 and a drug drug dealers race to re- P.I. Derek Strange, goes
tigates the disappearance teen by the river and tries dealer’s girlfriend after a cover $25,000 stolen from after the murderers to
of a stock boy. to track down the killers. deal goes south. the scene of a car wreck. seek revenge.
“PEOPLE CHANGE, AND I JUST
BELIEVE IN THAT,” HE SAYS.
“NOBODY WAS PICKING ME OUT
IN HIGH SCHOOL TO BE THE MOST
LIKELY TO SUCCEED.”

police. “I look back at some of that stuff, and I feel like, ‘Oh, I guess that
was me,’ ” he says. “But it doesn’t feel like me.”

IN THE END, THE THING THAT INSPIRED PELECANOS TO CHANGE


was not the arrest or the shooting or a questionable decision but turning
30. By then he was a general manager of a local appliance and kitchen
retailer, overseeing 100 salespeople. Though good at the job, he was
discontented that his life was moving away from whatever it was he was
meant to do, that he was a business guy, not an artist. “It’s ridiculous
to say,” he says, “but I felt like I was getting older and that if I didn’t do
something then, I was never going do it.”
Though he’d never written fiction and had no idea how to make
any money at it, he decided to leave his job to try writing a novel. He
had pored over noirs and studied film in college, so he had a handle on
storytelling basics. Still, he knew the plan was ridiculous; he’d never
even written a short story. He remembers his wife tearing up when he
told her that he intended to write. “Most women would’ve said, ‘Stupid
motherfucker,’ ” he says. But she didn’t—and she didn’t tell him not to
go for it, either.
Alone in his attic, he began drafting what would become his debut,
1992’s A Firing Offense. It follows Nick Stefanos, an underachieving
amount to much at all. He snatched wallets from a restaurant cloakroom; alcoholic who works as an ad director for a D.C. electronics chain and
he rode in stolen cars; he broke into a home. He once threw M-80s into who’s based, in part, on the author. Stefanos, in his free time, spars with
a karate dojo; he shoplifted from department stores. “I never needed a friend at a junior-high gym and, after a night of drinking, jumps rope
anything I took,” he says. “I want to be chased.” And he had been. while blaring the Replacements to sweat out the alcohol—details taken
There were moments, in addition to the Carchedi accident, when Pele- almost straight from Pelecanos’ life. Stefanos becomes an investigator
canos should’ve grown up and chilled out on the drinking and the drugs by happenstance, after one of the store’s stock boys goes missing. He
and the petty crime. When he was 19, his dad suffered a heart attack, cruises around D.C. searching for the guy, while pumping Lou Reed
and Pelecanos had to drop out of the University of Maryland to run the and Elvis Costello on the stereo.
diner for a year or so, until the old man recovered. Doing so afforded After writing for a couple of months, Pelecanos ran out of money,
Pelecanos a chance to prove himself to his father and, in a way, make so he took a job slinging drinks at a cop bar. But he continued to work
amends for shooting Carchedi. Nonetheless, “I was still getting fucked on the novel for two hours each night, and his energy comes through
up every night,” he says. And he hadn’t been enjoying college anyway. on the page. “The early stuff was very stripped down, very dark,” says
His last major brush with trouble came one evening in 1985, when Dennis Lehane, a crime novelist who also worked on The Wire. “There
he was 28, shortly before he married his then girlfriend and now wife, was never anything that felt like he was pandering or thinking about
Emily, whom he’d met one Christmas while working at the Gap. (He some sort of target audience or trying to brand himself.”
soon quit the job to sell women’s shoes on commission at a store nearby.) Once Pelecanos completed A Firing Offense, he sent it blindly to St.
He’d spent that day drinking with friends, and some weed and cocaine Martin’s Press, where, in a publishing-world miracle, it was picked off
were probably involved, too. But the problems began later, when he was the slush pile and bought for $2,500. He was paid about the same for
headed to an afterparty with Emily. Still drunk and high, he stopped his next four novels. “I wasn’t making any money,” he says. “But I was
for smokes at a gas station and in the parking lot hit a guy’s car with his enjoying writing novels so much that I really didn’t care.”
pickup. Words were exchanged, as were some shoves. When someone Soon enough, Pelecanos’ trilogy of novels about Stefanos gained
called the cops, Pelecanos and Emily bolted. him a cult following, and they remain favorites among his readers.
A chase ensued, with several police cruisers in pursuit. Pelecanos But in 2001’s Right as Rain, Pelecanos introduced one of his greatest
blew through a four-way stop and a red light, sending other cars skid- creations: Derek Strange, a middle-aged black P.I. who has a weakness
ding. In a commercial district, he turned up some side streets and killed for massage-parlor women and booze, but who also coaches peewee
the headlights. When he knew he’d lost the cops, he pulled over, and football and keeps a careful eye on his stock portfolio. With Strange
he and Emily broke out laughing. “I was still an idiot,” he recalls. They and other African-American characters, Pelecanos, who has two black
continued to the party, and in the morning Pelecanos surrendered to sons adopted from Brazil and an adopted daughter from Guatemala,
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“I WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW, AND


THEY DO KNOW, THAT THE WIRE
WAS THE BEST SHOW,” PELECANOS
SAYS. “IT DIDN’T MATTER THAT WE
DIDN’T WIN ANY EMMYS.”

has proved to be a sharp observer of race in America. “He understood Pelecanos on


the world of working-class people in Washington, and a lot of those the set of
people happened to be African-American,” Lehane says of Pelecanos. “It D.C. Noir.
didn’t feel like a white guy trying to write a black guy for fashion’s sake.”
As Pelecanos continued to publish novels, he held down a day job
until 1998, when Miramax bought the movie rights to King Suckerman, of street kids, who often relied on turning $5 tricks to get by, started
his sixth novel, which allowed him to write full-time. (Record producer dying. This is where The Deuce is headed in its third and final season;
Sean Combs was supposed to star as Marcus Clay, but the film was the city will be in a tailspin.
never made.) Pelecanos’ biggest break came a few years later, however, After ordering drinks, we discuss Curtis Mayfield and Hüsker Dü
when he ran into a former Baltimore Sun reporter named David Simon and then Pelecanos’ mother, Ruby. She taught Sunday school for 25
at a funeral for a mutual friend. years and is “a true believer in the best sense of the word,” he says.
Simon had just sold the pilot for The Wire to HBO and approached Despite all the trouble he caused, he never robbed or pulled a gun on
Pelecanos, of whom he was a fan, about writing for the series. “David’s someone, because he didn’t want her or his dad to have to hear that he’d
theory was: If television writers are so good, how come television caused someone genuine distress.
sucks?” Lehane recalls. So he recruited crime novelists, “and he chose A quick-moving bartender soon returns with a Bulleit rye, neat, for
George as his guinea pig.” Pelecanos and a beer for me. “Cheers, man,” Pelecanos says, raising his
Pelecanos didn’t disappoint. He wrote some of the series’ most glass. He still drinks some but not in a real way. Not like before. You
memorable episodes—including the penultimate episode of Season 1, can’t party hard and write well, so writing gave him a reason do less of
in which the young drug dealer Wallace (Michael B. Jordan) is assas- the former. Pelecanos and Emily’s decision to adopt their first son, Nick,
sinated. He also played a role in shaping each season. In the writers’ in 1991, played a part, too. (The couple’s other two children, Peter and
room, Simon and Ed Burns, the show’s other co-creator, would try to Rosa, are also now grown.) “Once you have kids, you look back behind
shift the focus away from the police to social and political issues. “But you like, ‘Yeah, we did all that. Now we’re doing this,’” Pelecanos says.
George would say, ‘No, no, no—it is a cop show,’” Lehane recalls. “That Family, in many ways, centers him. While filming The Wire in Bal-
tension is what helped make The Wire as solid as it was.” timore, he never once stayed the night, preferring, no matter how late,
Pelecanos is Simon’s toughest critic, says Richard Price. “I think to drive the 40 miles home, to sleep under the same roof as his children.
David likes him because David can’t get away with anything that George Now that he’s in New York filming The Deuce, he has an apartment in
thinks is bullshit, not that David has a lot of bullshit in him.” the city, but he calls his wife and his mom, who’s 94, every day, and both
Determined for The Wire to be great, Pelecanos tried to put as much his sons work with him on set.
effort and thought into the series as he did his novels. “I wanted people Though now a father, he hasn’t forgotten what it’s like to be a teen-
to know, and they do know, that The Wire was the best show,” he says. ager overtaken by impulse and adrenaline. He knows that some young
“It didn’t matter that we didn’t win any Emmys.” People will be watch- guys “just have to do all this crazy shit because they can’t help them-
ing the show for a long time anyway, he says. Because when you create selves in a way,” he says.
something worthwhile, people don’t forget. He volunteers for two reading programs, Free Minds Book Club
and Writers in Schools, and visits detention centers and high schools to
A FEW WEEKS AFTER MY SET VISIT, PELECANOS AND I MEET AT discuss literature and writing with young people. Whenever he does, he
the Grand Central Oyster Bar, in Midtown Manhattan. Located just four makes clear that he wasn’t unlike many of them growing up. “It’s a long
crosstown blocks from Times Square, the spot is more Mad Men than life. People change, and I just believe in that,” he says, setting down his
The Deuce, with its old-school New York grandeur and vaulted white-tile glass. “I know it’s corny, but nobody was picking me out in high school
ceilings. It’s just after 5 p.m., and the 440-odd-seat dining hall is mostly to be the most likely to succeed.”
empty, save for five or six kitchen guys, in white aprons and white paper And with the success that Pelecanos has found, he has continued to
hats, killing time at a nearby counter before the evening rush. push himself, no matter the medium. He has a film coming out soon,
We sit at the far end of the bar. Pelecanos spent most of the day titled D.C. Noir, which his son Nick helped to direct; he publishes a
in Red Hook, Brooklyn, to scout for piers resembling the ones that new novel every year or two; he’s still competitive about the episodes
once skirted Manhattan’s west side, for an upcoming scene involving he writes for The Deuce. Likewise, later this evening, after drinks and
gay bartender Paul Hendrickson. In the 1970s and 1980s, the piers oysters and a day of scouting, he’ll return to his apartment and work
© DC NOIR, LLC

were a hot spot for gay men cruising for sex, and gay and transgender on script revisions and field emails until the early morning; to care
runaways often slept there, as immortalized in the 1990 documentary or try less would be a disservice to the show. “On some level,” Simon
Paris Is Burning. But the AIDS epidemic largely put an end to that, explains, “he’s still the kid whose father told him to mop the f loor at
and it did much the same to the Times Square scene, when hundreds the end of the working day. And he’s not going to miss a corner.” MJ
15
REASONS
TO

STOP WORRYING
AND
LEARN
TO

LOVE THE NFL


BETWEEN POLITICAL PROTESTS, HEAD INJURIES, AND
GREEDY OWNERS, IT’S EASY TO HATE ON THE NFL.
BUT AMID THE DRAMA, THERE’S STILL PLENTY OF
ON-THE-FIELD ACTION TO ROOT FOR.

ILLUSTRATIONS BY KAGAN MCLOUD


1
BY ANY STANDARD, THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
had a remarkable 2017 season. Coming off a
The Super Bowl champion
Philadelphia Eagles are as
ferocious off the field as on
The Eagles’ activist mentality has been
publicly evolving over the last few seasons, but
foundation, which develops youth programs,
he founded the Let’s Listen Together initiative
disappointing 7–9 record in 2016, they reeled it became front-page news in June, after the to discuss police-community relations. After
off six straight wins in 2017 to snag the NFC team was disinvited from the White House. the White House snub, when reporters sur-
East title. And after their second-year quarter- The cancellation was ascribed to Eagles rounded him looking for comments, Jenkins
back, Carson Wentz—who was likely en route to players having kneeled during the national instead silently held up signs bearing mes-
becoming the league’s MVP—went down with anthem last season. Except that wasn’t the sages such as “More than 60 percent of people
a torn ACL in week 14, backup Nick Foles led case: No player took a knee. The Eagles all in prison are people of color.”
the team through the playoffs and to an aston- stood, though safety Malcolm Jenkins raised When Jenkins raised his fist during the
ishing Super Bowl victory, the franchise’s first. his f ist during the anthem, and penned a anthem, defensive end Chris Long expressed
Now, as the 2018 season dawns, the Eagles Washington Post op-ed explaining why. In the his solidarity by putting his arm around his
remain among the league’s elite, but it’s not piece, he discussed the work he and 40 other teammate’s shoulders, becoming the most
RICH SCHULTZ/GETTY IMAGES

just their on-field dominance that’s striking. players are doing in the Players Coalition to visible white player to wade into the anthem
They’ve also established themselves as the most reform the criminal justice system, “which controversy. Long is no stranger to social
socially conscious team in the NFL, a locker is crippling our nation and especially affects issues himself. He started a foundation that
room full of committed activists and philan- people who are poor or of color.” Jenkins builds wells in East Africa and endorsed Ber-
thropists that are challenging the way fans and called for police transparency and an end to nie Sanders for president. Long also donated
critics perceive NFL players. Even if you’re not the money-bail system. This was hardly a new his entire $1 million 2017 salary to charities,
from Philly, it’s hard not to cheer for them. stance for Jenkins; in addition to his namesake primarily educational causes, and joined Jen-

074
2018 NFL PREVIEW

2 THIS YEAR’S CLASS OF ROOKIE QBS


“WE’VE GOT A LOT OF GUYS
WHO ARE HOPING TO HAVE IS NEXT IN LINE FOR SUPERSTARDOM
A DIALOGUE ABOUT THINGS
THAT MOST PEOPLE DON’T In the 2018 NFL draft, four quarterbacks were selected in the first 10 spots. That hasn’t
happened since 1949. But with those high picks come huge expectations, and who
WANT TO TALK ABOUT.” succeeds and who flames out is a season-long drama. Hall of Fame coach and NBC
Football Night in America analyst Tony Dungy thinks this class has serious potential—
kins in lobbying lawmakers for criminal justice provided they’re given time. “Fans are going say, ‘We drafted a quarterback, and he’s
reform bills, along with Eagles players Rod- gonna come in and do what Deshaun Watson did,’ ” says Dungy. “That’s a rarity but, in a
ney McLeod and Torrey Smith (now with the year or two, you’re going to see some very good play.” Here’s how the top four stack up.
Panthers). Even quarterback Carson Wentz
has become a leader in the community: His
foundation works with underprivileged youth,
veterans, and the physically challenged, and
he donated $120,000 to an organization that
provides service dogs to people in need.
Further bolstering their bona fides on and
off the field, the Eagles traded this off-season
for Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett,
a three-time Pro Bowler and one of the players
who joined Jenkins in sending a 10-page memo
to commissioner Roger Goodell that helped #1 PICK #3 PICK #7 PICK #10 PICK
secure a $90 million pledge from the league to
fund community programs. Bennett is also the BAKER MAYFIELD SAM DARNOLD JOSH ALLEN JOSH ROSEN
CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT: LIEBENBERG/AP; BEN LIEBENBERG/AP; BEN LIEBENBERG/AP; BEN LIEBENBERG/AP; CAPTAINANDREWLUCK/TWITTER

author of the new book Things That Make White Cleveland Browns New York Jets Buffalo Bills Arizona Cardinals
People Uncomfortable, which discusses his past Chances of playing in Chances of playing in Chances of playing in Chances of playing in
experiences with racism as well as his activism. 2018: Good 2018: Slim 2018: High 2018: Slim
Bennett was known for his community work Long-term outlook: Long-term outlook: Long-term outlook: Long-term outlook:
in Seattle, and he’s eager to find out about the Mayfield, one of the Darnold has a capable Allen will likely see time Rosen is probably the
issues facing Philly; the Eagles not only plan to most decorated players veteran in front of him, under center this year, best pure passer here,
defend their Super Bowl title but also to learn in college history, will so seeing time this which could be a roller- but the Cardinals’ line
how they can best use their growing platform have to beat out veteran year will be tough. But coaster experience for is weak and Rosen has
to fight for change. “We’ve got a lot of guys who Tyrod Taylor to play in if he does, he has great Bills fans, because he a penchant for hanging
are hoping to have dialogue about things that 2018, but with a strong accuracy and is cool in can make pressured on to the ball too long.
most people don’t want to talk about,” says Ben- arm and a roster that the clutch, which will throws that few oth- Though with help from
nett. “The thing for me is finding ways to have has some real weapons make him fascinating ers can—but he also veteran QB Sam Brad-
our voice and also be able to build bridges to on it, he could take over to watch at the end of a has a knack for poor ford, he could develop
the communities that don’t get represented.” a game easily. close game. decision-making. into an effective starter.

IT’S NOW LEGAL TO BET ON YOUR FAVORITE TEAM (AT LEAST IN A FEW STATES)
Thanks to a recent Supreme Court decision, Nevada’s monopoly on taking legal sports wagers is over. All states can now authorize betting on sports,
although there will be only a handful in which bets can be placed this NFL season. Here’s how it’s going to work.

STATES WHERE IT WILL BE LEGAL tion and should be ready for the be our biggest time of year in terms about to get a lot more exciting.
Anticipating that the Supreme opening kickoff. Pennsylvania and of the sportsbook side,” says New TYPES OF BETS BEING OFFERED
Court would strike down the Rhode Island could be allowing Jersey’s Monmouth Park Racetrack You’ll be able to bet on almost
Professional and Amateur Sports wagers come playoff time, and operator Dennis Drazin. “We an- anything: upcoming games, who’s
Protection Act (PASPA) as un-
constitutional in May, some states
moved early to be ready for the
NFL season. New Jersey and
Delaware became the first states
outside Nevada to take single-game
research firm Eilers & Krejcik

HOW YOU CAN PLACE WAGERS


The states that legalize sports
betting are authorizing existing
3
Gaming projects that 32 states will
have sports betting by 2023.
ticipate crowds to be substantially
higher.” In Atlantic City, Borgata
Hotel and Casino committed mil-
lions to constructing a top-notch
sportsbook, and owners of Ocean
Resort Casino made one a priority
going to win the Super Bowl and,
in some states, in-play action on
things like who will score the next
touchdown. New Jersey and West
Virginia are also gearing up for mo-
bile/online betting, which will even-
wagers in June. West Virginia and casinos and racetracks to offer wa- of its recent renovation. In other tually be a cornerstone for wagers
Mississippi also passed legisla- gering. “Football season is going to words, Sundays in Atlantic City are in most participating states.

4
CAPT. ANDREW LUCK IS THE FUNNIEST FEED ONLINE
There are more than a few great NFL parody accounts on Twitter—Tom Brady’s Ego, Faux NFL Network—
but our favorite is Capt. Andrew Luck, which reimagines the quarterback as a Civil War soldier: “Dearest
mother, I write with exuberance. Today, for the first time after many sunrises, I fired my sidearm in full
view of onlookers.... The unit has a grueling campaign that inches closer daily. I shall be ready. I love you.”
NATE BURLESON IS

5 TAKING COMMENTARY
TO THE NEXT LEVEL
The former wide receiver is on TV as many as
six days a week, working for the NFL Network
and on CBS’s The NFL Today, and his insights
are more astute than anyone’s.

HOW HARD WAS THE TRANSITION

6 FROM PLAYER TO ANALYST?


When I first got out of the league,
I still felt like I was a part of the
fraternity, so I didn’t want to hurt anybody’s
feelings. Then I remember one of the guys in the
studio saying, “Nate, you’re clever and you’re
going to make people laugh, but you have to say
something. In the course of that, you might hurt
some people’s feelings.” It took me some time,
but I realized the more honest I was about the
game, the more the fans appreciated it.
DO THE PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE MEDIA HYPE?
No question. You have a rare group of guys who
really just don’t watch TV, but most guys watch
it. It used to be kind of taboo, because we’re
all taught, “Hey, don’t get distracted and don’t
let that stuff blow up your head.” Now I think
guys are just open to it. If they love soap operas
and reality TV, they might as well watch the
reality show that they’re in.
WHO ARE YOU MOST EXCITED ABOUT THIS YEAR?
I got my eyes on the Houston Texans and
Deshaun Watson. The games he played in last
year were unbelievable. He went blow-for-blow
with Tom Brady and Russell Wilson. He came
on our show, and we asked, “What are your
goals?” He said “I’m chasing the GOAT, Tom
Brady.” He hadn’t even been drafted yet.
ANYONE ELSE?
The Jaguars. That defense is sexy as hell, man.

The Giants’ Odell Beckham Jr. They’re loud and they’re brash and they’re here
to stay. The Jags could be my favorite squad.
WILL THE NFL BE ABLE TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS?
is primed to become comeback I feel like Trump is still pushing the narrative
that the players are anti-American and anti-

player of the year


military, which is not the case. One thing I do
hope is that the players stick to whatever it is
that they believe in and do it because they want
to see change, not because of the president’s
Last year was plagued with high-profile injuries—JJ Watt, Andrew Luck, words or anybody else’s.
Aaron Rodgers. But the Giants’ wide receiver is healthy—and ready to WHAT’S THE PRESEASON BUILDUP LIKE FOR YOU?
light up defenses again with his impossibly graceful catches. It’s like that week before Christmas, you know,
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Santa’s almost here, the decorations are up, got


MOST FANS HAVE A LOVE OR HATE relation- rookie season, a hamstring injury forced the milk and cookies. Kids opening up their
ship with Odell Beckham Jr. Part arro- him to miss training camp, preseason, presents, that’s opening day for us, and it’s a
gant asshat, part self-assured superstar, and the first four regular-season games. gift that keeps on giving the entire season.
the 25-year-old wide receiver has been OBJ not only recovered but also went on
involved in no shortage of drama since to log 91 receptions, 12 touchdowns, and
entering the league in 2014, including a 1,305 receiving yards—breaking all sorts of
widely viewed video in March that showed records. And by all accounts, he looked as
him in bed with a Parisian woman—while good as new in minicamp this year, help-
smoking a blunt and eating pizza. What- ing to squash doubts about whether he’ll
ever you think of OBJ’s antics, however, make a full recovery. What’s more, with
there’s no question he’s electric on the Giants ace rookie running back Saquon
field, and there seems little reason to doubt Barkley sure to demand extra coverage
he’ll bounce back from an ankle break that in the box, Beckham will likely be left to
landed him on injured reserve last year. go one-on-one with defensive backs. The
F

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ALEJANDRO ROGER GOODELL


VILLANUEVA NFL commissioner
Pittsburgh Steelers Misdeeds: Despite
defensive end being one of the most
Good Deeds: The former powerful men in sports,
U.S. Army captain served the commissioner just
three tours of duty in can’t stop stepping on
Afghanistan and earned PR rakes. This year’s
the Bronze Star for valor new national anthem
for rescuing wounded policy banning protests
soldiers under enemy on the field but allow-
fire. After an anthem flap ing teams to stay in
last season—he stood the locker room is the
alone for the anthem latest in a long line of
while his protesting blunders, from insuf-
teammates remained ficient punishment for
inside the locker room— domestic assault to
he donated his royalty egregiously slow action
check from jersey sales on brain injuries.
to charity.

EZEKIEL ELLIOTT
LARRY Dallas Cowboys
FITZGERALD JR. running back
Arizona Cardinals Misdeeds: He was sus-
wide receiver VON MILLER JJ WATT BILL BELICHICK VONTAZE BURFICT pended for six games in
Good Deeds: Voted Denver Broncos Houston Texans New England Cincinnati Bengals 2017 after an investiga-
the NFL’s most likable linebacker defensive end Patriots coach linebacker tion of several alleged
player, Fitzgerald’s First Good Deeds: The be- Good Deeds: He donated Misdeeds: He’s argu- Misdeeds: He’s earned a incidents of domestic
Down Fund dispenses spectacled Bronco’s $100,000, then raised ably the greatest coach reputation as the NFL’s assault. He appealed
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over $500,00 in grants foundation Von’s Vi- over $37 million more, in NFL history, but he dirtiest player, amassing the suspension with the
each year for causes like sion provides free eye for relief efforts after relentlessly flaunts the more than $4 million backing of owner Jerry
promoting reading pro- exams and glasses to the 2017 hurricane in rules and accrued the in fines and multiple Jones, but eventually
ficiency. He travels the underprivileged youth, Houston. His foundation largest fine ever for a suspensions. Offenses withdrew it. Elliott was
globe in the off-season and even throws a fit- also generated over coach, thanks to Spy- include: late hits, kicking also caught on video
for charities, engaging ting party to help kids $1 million to provide kids’ gate. Game of Thrones a player, twisting Cam pulling down a woman’s
in acts like handing out feel at ease in their with after-school op- author George R. R. Newton’s ankle, and giv- top at a 2017 St. Pat-
hearing aids in Uganda, new eyewear. Miller portunities and he paid Martin has compared ing the finger to Buffalo rick’s Day parade.
and supports nonprofits also visited troops in for the funerals of the 10 the Pats to the Bills fans. He’ll begin
that fight breast cancer Afghanistan in 2013, victims of the Sante Fe, Lannisters and called this year with a four-
and HIV/AIDS. along with JJ Watt. Texas, school shooting. him “Evil Little Bill.” game PED suspension.

THE NFL’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COACH IS BACK

9 For nearly a decade, Super Bowl–winning coach Jon Gruden was the irrepressible voice of Monday
Night Football, offering such pearls of wisdom as: “Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially
Monday night.” Now that he’s returning as the Raiders coach, his verbal—and football—brilliance
promises to be even more entertaining as he tries to bring the men in black back to the Super Bowl.
TWO UNDERDOGS ARE THE MOST THRILLING TO WATCH
The Patriots and Eagles are still the squads to beat in 2018, but these two
up-and-comers might be even more intriguing to follow.

AFC: HOUSTON TEXANS NFC: LOS ANGELES RAMS


The Texans will be bolstered by the Quarterback Jared Goff led the Rams
return of quarterback Deshaun to a surprising NFC West title last
Watson, who electrified the league season. What makes them even
in his rookie season, setting a more intriguing this year is
number of passing records. a trade for speedy wide re-
The Texans also have some
of the best games on the
schedule, including matches
10 ceiver Brandin Cooks, who
will be a potent deep threat.
Combined with running back
against the Super Bowl cham- Todd Gurley, the Rams can
pion Eagles, the Patriots, and score from anywhere on the field
two against the upstart Jaguars, so get at any time. So don’t turn away, lest
ready for some serious showdowns. you miss a game-changing play.

The NFL is trying


(oh so slightly) to
make the game safer
This off-season, the league tweaked two rules
in an effort to limit concussions and make the
game’s most dangerous play less risky. But will
the new plans work? Here’s our take.
KICKOFFS
11 The Rule Players on the kicking team will no
longer be allowed a running start before the
ball is in the air, and players on the receiv-
ing team are prevented from engaging in “wedge blocks,”
wherein two players come together to block another player.
What It Means “The kickoff becomes a glorified punt,” says
legendary Steelers coach and analyst Bill Cowher. “I think
it may even make the return game more important rather
than eliminate the collisions. You may see more runbacks.”
Will It Make the Game Safer? Probably not, but it could
unintentionally make it a lot more exciting.

TACKLING
The Rule Defenders will no longer be able to tackle by lead-
ing with the crown of the helmet.
What It Means NBC analyst Tony Dungy says it will have
less of an impact than most players think. “Coaches have
been teaching different techniques for years now, and this
won’t affect that many plays,” he says. “But it depends on
how the refs call it.”
Will It Make the Game Safer? Yes, but only marginally.

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Stadiums are
going even
more high-tech
These days, going to the game is just as
much about the stadium experience as it is
about the game, thanks to NFL teams that
are doing everything they can to draw fans to
the seats: A five-story-tall, 360-degree HD
video halo board (Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz
Stadium). A translucent roof and facades
that provide natural light and keep out the
elements (Minneapolis’ US Bank Stadium).
Free high-speed WiFi to stream video and
post photos online (too many to name). One
of the most intriguing new offerings is
VenueNext’s app, which is a sort of digital
concierge for game attendees. So far, it’s
available in only two stadiums, the Vikings’
and 49ers’ venues, but more are on the way.
Here are the app’s coolest features.

seats will be able to control the 3-D replays


themselves, pausing the play and zooming
around virtually on the f ield, just like in a
video game—except with a play you’ve just
witnessed in real life. Welcome to the brave
new NFL.

BYPASS THE BEER LINES: One of the most


WATCHING AT HOME WILL BE MORE FUN, TOO
popular uses last year was a simple feature For those who want to truly experience the game at home, virtual reality is on its way—
that allowed users to pay for beer through 14 eventually. The NFL has already installed cameras capable of capturing games in VR at
the app, then swing by and pick up a few many of its stadiums, and now offers highlights as part of a postgame package, as well as
cold bottles at coolers placed strategically during some replays on Thursday night broadcasts. Actually providing a real-time game in VR is still
throughout the stadium (which are watched some time down the road, thanks to the massive amount of data required. But when it comes, likely in
by an attendant). No line, and no missing a the next two or three years, the resolution will be much higher on a headset, so you’ll truly be able to
crucial play. feel what it’s like to be on the field—without actually getting hit.

THE DISASTROUS “CATCH RULE” HAS BEEN FIXED

15 At long last, the NFL is making a catch a catch by doing away with the “going to the ground” stipulation, which stated that a
player needed to maintain control while bouncing off the turf—and which created numerous controversies. Now receivers
simply need to control the ball, get two feet (or another body part) in bounds, and make a football move. “I think they’ve righted a
wrong here,” says former coach Tony Dungy. “I think the fans will be much happier.”

Contributors: MIKE RUBIN, J.R. SULLIVAN, RYAN KROGH


The aftermath of a July 2015 helicopter
crash in Colorado that killed the pilot
and badly injured two others.
A
Flight nurse David Repsher suffered
burns over 90 percent of his body
after his chopper crashed and ignited.

situations, when minutes could mean the dif-


ference between life and death.
Flight For Life Colorado—known as
“Flights” to EMS and hospital workers—was
the first civilian helicopter ambulance service
in the country when it launched in Denver in
1972. It remains a standard-bearer, and Frisco
is still America’s highest medevac base, at
9,100 feet. When the B3e arrived, the ship was
so key to Frisco’s mission that Flights paid its
owner, Air Methods Corporation, $120,000 a
month to lease it.
Repsher checked every box that Flights
looks for in a nurse. He had grown up in Sil-
verthorne, a few miles from Frisco, and built
his credentials over two decades. He worked
as an avalanche technician on the Copper
Mountain Ski Patrol and as a whitewater raft
Mahany was considered a dean among the helicopter. His primary cause of death guide, then as an intensive-care nurse. He had
mountain rescue pilots. He’d been shot down was classified as blunt force trauma, though arms like bazookas from rowing his 22-foot
three times in Vietnam and earned a Bronze experts theorized he would have survived if raft down the Grand Canyon, which he’d run
Star and Purple Heart, for taking a bullet not for his internal burns. more than 30 times, and was the guy hunter
through his armpit. He’d rescued climbers Repsher, meanwhile, had been scorched. friends called when they needed someone to
from 14,000-foot peaks and plucked ava- By the time first responders carried him to help pack out big game from the wilderness.
lanche victims from remote debris f ields. the emergency room, he was close to death. He’d seen Flight For Life’s telltale orange
When he lifted off in Frisco, under blue skies Ninety percent of his body had been burned. and yellow helicopters f lying between peaks
and in relatively calm winds, he had more “I just remember being on that board, holding since his days at Copper Mountain. “They’re
than 13,200 hours of flight time. my arms up, watching the skin slough off my such a big part of this whole region, really,”
Repsher immediately sensed that some- hands,” he says. he told me when we met in April. “It was
thing wasn’t right. He looked at Bowe and Inside the hospital, he thought of his wife. something I wanted to be part of.” Jobs at
tightened his seat belt. Bowe asked Mahany “Tell Amanda I love her,” he whimpered. Then Lifeguard 2 are hard to get and harder to
over the intercom if everything was OK. Mah- a sedative knocked him out. leave; Repsher was hired in 2012. Think-
any didn’t reply. The helicopter had begun to ing back to that day made him smile. “I was
yaw, or spin to the left, immediately after it THE HELICOPTER THAT crashed proud of myself,” he said. Amanda, sitting
took off, likely due to a loss of tail-rotor power. was not just any helicopter. It was next to him, still referred to him as a nurse
It spun out of control for about 30 seconds, an Airbus AS350 B3e, a derivative of in the present tense.
then plummeted from an altitude of 100 feet the B3, the only helicopter to land But as experienced as he was, Repsher,
and smashed into the hospital parking lot at on the summit of Mount Everest (in 2015 Air- who was earning about $60,000 a year at the
nearly 40 miles per hour. bus rebranded it the H125). When Flight For time of the crash, knew little about the heli-
Repsher was ejected and landed next to Life debuted it at the Frisco base, known as copter’s safety features, trusting his superiors
the fuselage, under a door. He was brief ly Lifeguard 2, in August 2014, the B3e’s superior and Air Methods to manage that side. It was
knocked unconscious. He does not remember efficiency cut the bread-and-butter flight to St. only later, after the accident, that he learned
much, but he does recall feeling like someone Anthony Hospital in Lakewood, near Denver, the truth: that despite cutting-edge equip-
dumped a five-gallon bucket of water on his from 23 to 20 minutes. It was outfitted with a ment on much of the helicopter, the B3e was
shoulders—later determined to be fuel gush- $150,000 autopilot system and night-vision equipped with a plastic fuel tank and rigid
ing from the ruptured tank. Within 3.9 sec- goggles and could fly 160 mph. Any pilot who fuel lines that were prone to breaking upon
onds of impact, the helicopter was ablaze. has f lown it will tell you it is the world’s best impact. While the components met Federal
About 20 seconds later, Repsher can be seen EMS helicopter, especially at altitude. Aviation Administration guidelines, the
on surveillance footage lifting the door, then Not surprisingly, it is also one of the most standards themselves had been written four
running away from the helicopter while on popular in an industry that has boomed in decades earlier—when helicopters were used
fire, still attached to his seat by his seat belt. recent years. In 2003, 545 helicopters f lew almost exclusively by the military. With nei-
He remembers someone throwing dirt on him EMS missions from 472 bases across the U.S. ther a new system nor a retrofit available on
next to a paved bicycle path. Since then, due in part to a growing number the market, Flight For Life program director
Nearly two minutes after the crash—and of rural hospitals closing their doors, those Kathy Mayer wouldn’t have had a choice for
roughly 30 seconds after Bowe escaped, numbers have nearly doubled, to 1,049 heli- a safer option even if she knew how outdated
unburned—a bystander pulled Mahany from copters and 908 bases in 2016, creating a the current one was, which she says she didn’t.
the cockpit and sprayed him with a fire extin- multibillion-dollar industry within the much Crashworthy safety features have existed
guisher. The chopper continued to burn until larger civil helicopter field. EMS work now in helicopters since the mid-1970s, but they
the wreckage was little more than knee high. employs 4,400 pilots and more than 11,000 are found primarily on military ships. The
Mahany, who took the brunt of the impact, medical crew members, who transport Army, alarmed that so many of its soldiers
suffered a crushed pelvis, fractures in both 350,000 patients each year. The choppers are were burning to death after survivable crashes
lower legs and a wrist, and broke every rib. everywhere—rushing heart-attack, stroke, in Vietnam, eliminated those fatalities when
He also suffered liver and spleen injuries and car-crash victims to the hospital and res- it equipped its f leet with crash-resistant fuel
and inhalation burns from being trapped in cuing backcountry travelers from perilous systems. The problem persisted in the civilian

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sector, however, which is overseen by the FAA.
In 1985, studies commissioned by the agency
showed that people were dying in survivable
crashes due to post-crash fires. In 1994, the
FAA published a paper that stated, “...sig-
nificant benefits would be achieved by incor-
poration of crash-resistant features” in civil
rotorcraft—a category including everything
from metro news helicopters to Hawaiian
sightseeing choppers to heli-ski outfitters to
EMS ships. Yet the FAA also noted such ben-
efits would be bad for business: “The manu-
facturer who installs an enhanced fuel system
may be at a disadvantage in selling its aircraft.”
In 1989 and 1994, the FAA imposed rules om his
requiring all new helicopter designs certified psher,
by the agency to include the latest safety tech- do and can’t leak more than six ounces in the who’d been 5'8" and 180 pounds before the
nology in seating and fuel systems. But there first five minutes after impact. Grandfathered crash, withered to 89 pounds. Once he got the
was a caveat: The rules didn’t apply to exist- helicopter tanks, however, can gush fuel by feeding tube out of his nose, it took him six
ing helicopter designs. This excluded the vast the gallon and still be considered legal—as months to relearn how to swallow. His fingers
majority of new builds. “It’d be like DOT not was the case with Frisco’s B3e, which was were immobile, and he could barely bend his
making Ford put seat belts in their 2017 Mus- built in 2013. elbows and wrists. His therapist made him a
tang because it was certified in 1964,” says Both Repsher and Bowe sued Airbus and two-foot-long spoon, which, when attached to
Newman Shufflebarger, president of Robert- Air Methods after the crash, alleging that a his hand, he could use to scoop up food, then
son Fuel Systems, which manufactures crash- faulty design and noncrashworthy safety fea- try to steer it toward his mouth.
resistant tanks and equipment. tures caused the accident and their injuries. He was discharged August 2, 2016, the same
When asked why so many models were (Mahany’s widow, Karen, a former f light month that a high-level FAA manager named
grandfathered, FA A spokesperson Tony nurse, opted not to litigate and instead worked Jim Viola told a Denver television reporter that
Molinaro said the agency probably expected to change the law.) Bowe, whose back was bro- he would not fly a helicopter without a crash-
more new helicopter designs to be intro- ken, settled his suit for an undisclosed amount resistant fuel system, because he didn’t want
duced after the rules were passed. The truth in November 2017 and signed a confidentiality to “look like a fool” if it caught fire after a hard
is that almost every FAA safety regulation is agreement. Repsher, who was sedated for five- landing. In the 9News report, part of a series
structured the same way, a result, numerous and-a-half months and spent almost an entire stemming from the Frisco crash, Viola said
sources said, of effective industry lobbying, year in intensive care, refused confidentiality instead of waiting for the FAA to change the
since it costs more to include crashworthy and braced for a trial. rules, manufacturers should stop producing
safety features and it’s a common refrain that He would face a pair of industry Goliaths. ships without crashworthy safety features.
“safety doesn’t sell.” Air Methods, which is based in Greenwood “We try not to hamper growth,” Viola said.
The fact that Repsher was burned after Village, Colorado, operates more than 300 To that end, any proposed regulation
a survivable crash did not make him all helicopter bases serving 48 states—more changes have to pass through a gauntlet of
that unique, he would learn. Yet two factors than any other company. Airbus, meanwhile, industry appointees who serve on what is
placed him in a category of his own—and led reported $7.9 billion in global helicopter reve- known as the Aviation Rulemaking Advi-
to a groundbreaking outcome in a legal battle nue last year, including $800 million in North sory Committee, which has a huge inf lu-
against Airbus Helicopters and Air Methods. America; the company spends about $4 mil- ence on whether the FA A will consider a
One, every moment of the crash and burn lion a year on lobbyists in the U.S. Everyone change. “I call it regulation by permission
was caught on video. knew the suit could have enormous implica- of the regulated, because you know how
Two, he survived. tions on the EMS industry. the system works,” says Dennis Shanahan,

HUGH
In the days following the crash, doctors a former Army colonel who helped develop
TH E NATIO NAL Transportation told Amanda Repsher, a nurse and para-
Safety Board will tell you, as it has medic, that her husband had a 10 percent
told the FAA, that it investigated 135 chance of survival. They couldn’t bear to tell
crash-and-burn accidents between her the truth: that their formula had calcu-
1994 and 2013, which killed 221 people and lated his actual chance of survival at nega- Top: Repsher rafting the Grand Canyon.
left 37 seriously injured. Only three of the 135 tive 140 percent. He developed compartment Below: An Airbus AS350 B3e takes off from
helicopters had crash-resistant fuel systems. syndrome, a severe swelling of tissue, and was a helipad in Frisco, Colorado.
“It’s like collateral damage in war,” one pilot sliced open to relieve the pressure—down his
told me. “It’s an accepted loss rate.” arms, legs, chest, and abdomen. His kidneys
The NTSB—which has no regulatory failed, eventually requiring a transplant. He
power—will also tell you that due to the endured 10 months of septic shock, which
FAA’s loophole, as of 2014 only 15 percent of forced him to be placed on life-threatening
helicopters built since 1994 were equipped medication. Five months in, he developed
with a crash-resistant fuel system. Opera- massive internal bleeding in the middle of
tors don’t push to include them because they the night. Doctors cracked open his chest—
weigh more and cost more, and most pilots a last-ditch lifesaving procedure. Repsher
think they’re never going to crash anyway, laid there open-chested for two days as his
so what’s the point? pneumonia-stricken lungs struggled to get
Those safer fuel systems are built with a enough air from a ventilator.
puncture-resistant rubber bladder inside the To cover his burns, doctors harvested skin
tank and breakaway, self-sealing valves to from wherever the f ire didn’t maim. They
keep fuel from leaking after a violent impact. grafted from his scalp, which was spared by

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safety. “You end up with a watered-down ver- you’re going to snare somebody.” rado’s Flight For Life crew that the B3e fuel
sion, or it doesn’t happen at all.” Repsher later learned that his crew seat was system was dangerous. “We were literally
“All I can say is I disagree,” said Molinaro, required to withstand an impact of only five dumbfounded that we didn’t have the safest
the FAA spokesman. “The industry does have feet per second, a rule written by the FAA in possible fuel tanks,” said Katherine Hillig, a
safety as its number one priority.” 1965. (He hit the asphalt at more than eight former f light nurse who was based at Chil-
In March 2017, the NTSB held a meeting times that speed.) The agency revised the rule dren’s Hospital and had flown with Flight For
to determine the probable cause of the Frisco in 1989 to require that seats be made five times Life for eight years. “You had this expectation
crash. Investigators cited pilot error, claiming stronger, but because of the loophole, it didn’t that you were going to be put in the best pos-
a high probability that Mahany had turned apply to Frisco’s B3e. Meanwhile, the gas tank sible hands.”
off the chopper’s hydraulic switch during a Repsher would sit within inches of, separated Multiple sources said they didn’t discuss
pref light check and forgotten to turn it back by an aluminum partition, was made of roto- the issue in public because they feared for their
on, leading to a loss of control at takeoff. The molded plastic, which can degrade over time. jobs—which is not uncommon in the helicopter
badly burned switch was found in the on “So basically,” Repsher told me, “you’re f ly- industry. “It’s dirty laundry,” a former Flight
position, but no one knows how or when it ing around with a sun-rotted milk jug right For Life employee said. He spoke on the con-
got there. Investigators also cited as a con- behind you, full of fuel.” dition of anonymity because he still works in
tributing factor that Mahany had failed to The most damning discovery that Repsher’s the industry. “You don’t talk about anything
conduct a required hover power check. His legal team made may have been a fundamen- negative about Flight For Life at all. Nothing.
son, Ryan, a Black Hawk pilot and instructor tal FAA rule from 1964. It states, simply, “The That was the culture.”
in the Army, believes his father was trying to aircraft may have no design features or defects On February 1 this year, a month before
save the aircraft and didn’t have time to per- that experience has shown to be unreliable or Repsher’s case was scheduled to go to trial,
form the hover. hazardous.” In light of the statistics cited by Airbus and Air Methods settled for a combined
NTSB board member Robert Sumwalt the NTSB, as well as the FAA’s own findings $100 million—$55 million from Airbus and $45
argued that Airbus and Air Methods had failed from the ’80s and ’90s, I asked agency spokes- million from Air Methods. It was the largest
COURTESY OF DAVE REPSHER

to protect the pilot and crew with the design man Molinaro why the FA A has allowed pretrial settlement in U.S. civil court history,
of the switch and the lack of a warning light noncrashworthy fuel systems to persist. “I’d but aside from local news outlets and trade
if one forgot to reset it. Ultimately, the board have to question your definition of hazardous publications, it received little media coverage.
sided with Sumwalt—a decision that seemed or unreliable,” Molinaro replied. “I mean, tail Nine days later, a sightseeing helicopter
to bolster Repsher’s and Bowe’s legal cases. “If rotor blades are hazardous.” run by Papillon Airways, a Las Vegas–based
you design a system with traps,” Sumwalt said aerial-tourism outfit, spun out of control and
at the probable-cause hearing, “sooner or later ONE OF THE REASONS the Frisco crashed in the Grand Canyon, igniting a fire
crash became so inf luential is that would leave five British tourists dead. The
because it occurred shortly after an helicopter, a derivation of the Airbus AS350
eerily similar accident in Wichita series that was built in 2010, did not have a
Falls, Texas. At 1:55 a.m. on October 4, 2014, a crash-resistant fuel system. Because of the
Bell 206L1+ transporting a gunshot victim loophole, it was not required to.
landed upside down in front of a hospital. The
flight nurse, 27-year-old Leslie Searle Stuart, T WO W E E K S A F T E R the Grand
managed to evacuate the helicopter within Canyon crash, I flew to Las Vegas to
seconds and was six feet away when the ship attend the annual Heli-Expo staged
blew up. Stuart, like Repsher, had been doused by Helicopter Association Interna-
with fuel from an outdated tank. She caught tional, one of the largest and most powerful
fire and sustained severe burns on 70 percent trade organizations. Traditionally the conven-
of her body. She died four days later. The para- tion serves as a time for the industry to pat itself
medic and patient also perished, while the pilot on the back, and in some ways that was true
escaped by kicking out his windshield. this year too. Manufacturers announced hun-
Stuart’s father, Richard Searle, spent 22 dreds of millions of dollars’ worth of orders and
years as an active-duty helicopter pilot in the debuted new products on the sprawling floor
Air Force. He was well aware of the crash- of the Las Vegas Convention Center.
resistant fuel systems on his helicopters, he The event took place not far from where
says, and equally shocked to learn that his the doomed Grand Canyon f light had taken
daughter’s ship did not have one. “I can’t tell off. Most by then had seen the post-crash
you how angry I got that this well-painted, fire on video, captured by a bystander and
well-f lown, nice-avionics-package, good- broadcast on television and online. The year
medical-package aircraft had a prehistoric 2018 was already on pace to be the deadliest
damned fuel system in it,” he said. “Your in civilian helicopter history—and that was
damned coffeepot has more safety features before another sightseeing helicopter crashed
than the fuel system. You can pull the urn out in New York City and killed five tourists on
of the coffeepot without it dumping hot coffee March 11, though that incident did not involve
all over you.” a post-crash fire.
The Wichita Falls crash led to a recommen- Nervous unease combined with big busi-
dation from the NTSB to FAA administrator ness made for a strange atmosphere in the
Michael Huerta that was delivered, coinci- convention center. At one exhibit, women
dentally, less than three weeks after the Frisco in high heels passed out popcorn to poten-
crash. The NTSB had been recommending tial helicopter buyers. Next door, salesmen
that the FAA mandate crash-resistant fuel sys- hawked fire-retardant flight suits. I struck up
tems for 30 years, but the timing of this recom- conversations with pilots and crew members
mendation added a level of urgency, and the about the state of occupant safety, particularly
FAA formed a working group to look into it. fuel tanks. One pilot, who f lies AS350 B3e’s
By then, word had spread through Colo- for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, told

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me he would be heavily in favor of mandating
crash-resistant fuel systems. “Every time I get
into one of those egg cartons to fly, I’m think-
ing about that plastic gas tank behind me,” he
said, then declined to give his name.
An air-medical crew member from Ten-
nessee, who also declined to give his name,
said he thinks the FAA will eventually elimi-
nate the loophole and pass a stiffer rule, albeit
begrudgingly. “It will be written in blood,”
he said. “Every FAA rule is written in blood.”
The biggest presence in Vegas, as usual,
belonged to Airbus. Everyone’s convention
badge hung from an Airbus-sponsored lan-
yard. The daily Heli-Expo newsletter ran mul-
tiple stories per day about Airbus’ latest sales
and designs. The company initially offered an
interview with Airbus North America presi-
dent Chris Emerson, but ultimately granted
an hour with spokesman James Darcy, who
alternated between speaking on and off the
record. Darcy told me Airbus developed and
is now including crash-resistant fuel systems
on all of its new helicopters in the U.S.—even
though some operators still request them
without—“because it felt like the right thing
to do.” I asked Darcy why it wasn’t the right
thing to do 10 years ago. He said Airbus is con-
ditioned to listen to its customers and adhere
to FAA rules. The about-face “wasn’t driven
by customer demand, and it wasn’t driven by
a safety regulation,” he said. “It was simply a
business decision that we as a company made.”
After we spoke, I wandered over to the
showroom floor, where a crowd had gathered
around a shiny Los Angeles Police Depart-
ment AS350 B3e. I introduced myself to Stu-
art Lomax, the pilot, who has f lown for the
LAPD for eight years. He was wearing a green
jumpsuit with a sidearm and badge and had
his hair slicked back. He told me the B3e has
far more horsepower than the Bell Jet Ranger
he trained on. “That’s like a VW Bug,” he said
of the Jet Ranger. “This is like a Ferrari.”
I asked if its fuel system was crash-
resistant. “It would have to be,” Lomax replied.
“All that stuff is regulated by the FAA.” Lomax
went on to explain that the skids are designed
to absorb energy in a crash and split outward,
and the seats are made to withstand so many
g’s of force. “There are a lot of systems in
place,” he said.
Eventually I asked if anyone would know
for sure whether it had a crash-resistant fuel
system. “I guarantee…” Lomax began. He
spotted an Airbus technical rep and called
him over. I repeated my question. “No,” the
rep answered. It had an older system, just like
Flight For Life’s B3e.
Due to Repsher’s settlement and the run of
high-profile tragedies, the industry is seeing
substantive changes in occupant safety for the
first time in decades. Some manufacturers
have developed retrofit kits and are selling
them at or below cost. Kurt Robinson, presi-
dent of Robinson Helicopter Co., a Torrance,
California–based chopper manufacturer, said
his perspective intensified after meeting a
burn victim. He decided he would never f ly
(He has since retired.) “Because that means
Repsher, who has undergone 51 I’m less likely to crash when I get up there and
surgeries since the crash, with his need the power.”
wife, Amanda, and dog, Turq. Others say that’s exactly the point: Even
stellar pilots crash, but no one deserves to
without a crash-resistant fuel system again— burn for their mistake.
and is working to retrofit the company’s entire
fleet worldwide. “I get really mad at an owner REPSHER, now 48, likely would
who tells me he still hasn’t complied, because have walked away from the crash if
I know the difference,” he said. not for the fire. He had one broken
Air Methods is in the process of installing rib and four minor fractures in his
safer fuel systems on all 150 of its Airbus heli- back. Instead, when I met him in April, he was
copters, at a cost of $15 million. Papillon Air- preparing for his 51st major surgery, an aver-
ways, whose helicopter crashed in the Grand age of one every three weeks since July 2015.
Canyon, announced an order of 40 retrofit kits Inside, he was still “D-Rep,” the rugged
in Las Vegas. Tempe, Arizona–based Robert- mountain man and lifesaving rescuer. Out-
son Fuel Systems, which sells the industry’s side, he looked frail yet resolute.
most robust retrofit at a cost of up to $120,000 He is two inches shorter now. His life
each, has had to hire more staff to keep up expectancy was reduced from 79 to 64. His
with demand. “I’ve already been asked can I body still has not fully sealed three years after
triple production in the first year, and we’re the crash, with open wounds on his right
three months in,” the company’s president, Achilles and left shin, where the fire burned
Newman Shufflebarger, told me. his f lesh down to the tibia. His left nostril is
Meanwhile, Karen Mahany got sick of deformed, his lips sag, and he can’t sit still for
waiting for the industry, or the FAA, to act. very long before his skin tightens. He lost the
In 2016, she began meeting with members of tips of his thumbs and three fingers, so tying
his shoes takes a while.
Still, throughout the grafting process,
Amanda refused to let the doctors take any
skin from his forehead—one of the only places
where he can still sweat. “They were like, ‘We
need every inch of Dave’s skin.’ And I said, ‘We
D are not touching his face. He is going to look
in the mirror and say that he can see himself.’”
During his recovery, Amanda kept a sticky
note above her computer that read, “You don’t
know how strong you are until you have to be
that strong,” a mantra that rang true for both
of them.
Repsher’s greatest gift to his profession
may come later, when he plans to visit con-
ferences and implore air-medical crews to
demand better helicopter safety. “Because the
only way it’s going to change,” he told me, “is
if crews start saying, ‘No, I’m not getting in
there until it’s safe.’ ” He doesn’t obsess about
Congress, spurring them to introduce legisla- his plight or dwell on his fate. “My approach is
tion that would close the FAA loophole and that there’s only one way to go, and that’s full
require all newly manufactured helicopters steam ahead,” he said. He ice-skated again in
to install crash-resistant fuel systems. It was June and is able to hike, although he can’t be
passed by the House in April and was await- exposed to the sun. Someday he hopes to ski
ing Senate approval at press time. “I still am and bike and camp on sandy riverbanks like
angry that we didn’t correct this a long time before. After living in a one-bedroom apart-
ago,” U.S. Representative Ed Perlmutter, the ment near University Hospital for two years,
Colorado Democrat who carried the legisla- he and Amanda were f inally expecting to
tion, told me. “It makes no sense.” return home to Silverthorne in July.
The accident is a sensitive subject at Flight Repsher has spent months poring over his
For Life, where Patrick Mahany remains a lawyers’ discovery, an exercise that confirmed
constant, if slightly controversial, presence. how important it was to reject a confidential-
There is a saying among pilots: “One ‘oh, shit’ ity agreement. “The stuff we learned in depo-
in a helicopter wipes out a lifetime of ‘atta- sitions and from the experts, it’s horrifying,”
boys.’ ” Pilots tend to be a self-confident, even he said. “The industry is so renegade, and
macho lot, and some of Mahany’s former col- there’s no oversight from anyone.”
leagues maintain that the fuel system never Will he ever get in a helicopter again?
would have been an issue if Mahany hadn’t Maybe, he said. He misses f lying. He always
crashed in the first place. “I’d rather have the felt safer working in the air than he did on the
power than a safe fuel tank,” especially at alti- ground. But a lot has to change first. “If these
tude, said Bud Wheeler, who flew for 32 years companies can’t afford safety features,” he
in the Army before joining Flights in 2013. said, “then they shouldn’t be in business.” MJ
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Health News

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WORKOUT OF THE MONTH

Cable Pulley Circuits


by ANDREW GUTMAN

Y CHRISTINA GUERRA FOR CELESTINE;PRODUCTION BY


BY ADIDAS; SHORTS BY LULULEMON; SHOES BY NIKE

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(see page 92).

SEPTEMBER 2018 MEN’S JOURNAL photographs by IAN MADDOX


THE WORKOUT

LOW SETTING

1
Stand with pulley on
right, and hold the D-
A handle with both hands
at right hip. Extend
arms out and rotate
Cable Twist torso left, driving arms
up until the handle is at
head level, then slowly
lower for 1 rep. Com-
plete reps on right side,
then switch to left.

2
One-arm Front
Shoulder Raise

3
A

Lateral Cable
Adduction

Stand with pulley on


right, holding on to the
station with right hand,
left hand on hip, and
left ankle strapped into
the wrap attachment,
cable extended behind
right leg. Bracing core,
kick out left leg to the
side until muscles in
hips and glutes con-
tract. Lower leg slowly
for 1 rep. Do all reps on
B left side, then switch
to right.

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1
Single-arm
Cable Row
MEDIUM SETTING

2
Attach a D-handle
to both cable pulley
attachments. Grab
one in each hand and
walk out a few feet
Medium so there’s tension in
Cable Fly the cables. Keeping
elbows up and slightly
bent, fists parallel to
shoulders, press hands
around and forward to
meet each other, like
you’re hugging a tree.
Reverse for 1 rep.

3
E XPERT TIP

UPS AND
Overhead
Pallof Press
DOWNS
Stand 3 feet away from
the pulley, the machine
on your right, holding D-
handle with both hands
at chest level, knees soft
(A). Brace core and press
handle straight overhead
until arms are extended
(B), then lower slowly for
1 rep. Complete all reps, A B
then switch sides.

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HIGH SETTING

3
Kneel facing the pulley,
about a foot away, and
grab rope attachment
with both hands. Pull it
down so that your head
Cable Crunch is in the middle of the
rope (A). Keeping arms
locked, crunch stom-
ach down and inward
until abs contract (B).
Release for 1 rep.

1
Biceps Curl

2
Face Pull
B
Stand facing the
pulley and grab both
ends of a rope at- E XPERT TIP
tachment with palms
facing each other.
Squeeze shoulder
blades together and LIFT LOW, GO SLOW
row the rope toward
your face, leading the
pull with your elbows.
Hold the contraction
for 1 second. Reverse
for 1 rep.

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Autumn Rush
Here’s the cure for the end-of-summer blues: A race in a destination worth traveling for.
These are some of our favorite upcoming events for every skill level and sport,
including trail runs, biking, stair climbs, kayaking, and more. by MICHAEL CHARBONEAU

08.25
Pursuit Games
BLAINE, MINNESOTA
5K obstacle race

Set in the largest amateur-


sports complex in the world,
just outside Minneapolis,
the Pursuit Games go beyond the usual
strength tests. The 15 obstacles in-
clude soccer dribbling, passing basket-
balls, a sled push, and tire flips. Believe
it or not, you can get the whole thing
done in an hour.

09.01–02
Copper Harbor Trails Fest
COPPER HARBOR, MICHIGAN
Enduro, downhill, short XC, long XC

COURTESY OF PARK CITY 13.1. GPS, BIKE, AND KAYAK ICONS BY MAXIM KULIKOV FROM THE NOUN PROJECT
Head to the northern tip of
Michigan’s Upper Peninsula
to ride a pristine network of
singletrack trails overlooking Lake Su-
perior. The race offers some seriously
gnarly terrain, and the cross-country
events are a fan favorite for their mas-
sive combined start, in which all the
competitors ride through town before
getting into the dirt.

09.08
Night Sweats Trail
Marathon & 15K
SAUSALITO, CALIFORNIA
Marathon & 15K trail run

Grab a headlamp and em-


bark after sunset to the hilly
Marin Headlands, across the
Golden Gate Bridge from San Francisco.
Racers climb several big ascents (five
for the marathon, two for the 15K) in a
time limit of seven hours. If you need
extra motivation on the last push,

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there’s an excellent post-race barbe-
cue, just before the sun comes up.

09.09
New Balance
5th Avenue Mile
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
1-mile run

You may not have raced


a mile since elementary
school P.E., but that’s all
the more reason to sign up for this
epic sprint down one of New York’s
most iconic streets. There are heats
for pros, kiddos, and disabled athletes.
Need more convincing? You earn post-
race beers in less time than it takes to
listen to “Stairway to Heaven.”

09.15
Park City 13.1
PARK CITY, UTAH
Half-marathon

Leave the pavement behind


letes. At the beach, racers take off in
on Park City’s scenic Round
four to five heats into Buzzards Bay, to SUPs and prones to outrigger canoes
Valley Trails. If you’re look-
ing to get comfortable with off-road
dolphin kick through crashing waves, 09.16 and surf-ski kayaks, each competing in
for a heart-pumping start to the open- a separate heat. The challenging 9-mile
distance running, this is a great race to
water swim.
Liberty to Freedom Swim loop has views of Fort Sumpter and
start. The climbs are short and sweet, NEW YORK, NEW YORK
FROM TOP: COURTESY OF ANOTHER DAM RACE; COPPER HARBOR TRAILS FEST. SWIMMING GOGGLES ICON BY DANIL POLSHIN FROM THE NOUN PROJECT.

the Ravenel Bridge, while the 4-mile


and there are four aid stations along
the way. Maybe you want to podium
09.16 2.2-mile swim
out-and-back tends to be flat and less
This iconic swim takes place choppy.
this one; last year’s winner finished the Clark Fork
in New York Harbor, from
Adventure Challenge
course in just 1 hour, 34 minutes.
PLAINS, MONTANA
the Statue of Liberty to the 10.20
09.16 8-mile run, 8-mile kayak race, 15-mile
Freedom Tower. The short race forces
swimmers to grapple with a stiff cur-
Bisbee 1000, the Great
Buzzards Bay
mountain bike ride Stair Climb
rent and choppy waters as they charge
Sprint Triathlon BISBEE, ARIZONA
Think of this adventure across the Hudson River.
WESTPORT, MASSACHUSETTS 4.5-mile stair race
course as the flannel-
⅓-mile swim, 14-mile bike, 3.1-mile run wearing cousin of a regular 09.22–23 Put your quads to the test
triathlon: You’ll run, paddle, and moun- on the old mule trails of
Soak up prime ocean views
tain bike your way through spectacular
Finger Lakes Open Bisbee, which date to the
along the Massachusetts
Montana wilderness, encountering
Water Swim Festival town’s copper mining days. Level up
shore known as the Farm WATKINS GLEN, NEW YORK
incredible views and plenty of rugged the 1,000-plus step challenge with
Coast, 60 miles south of Boston. It’s 10- 2-, 1-, and half-mile swims
terrain along the route. Prepare to haul the Ironman Ice Competition—partici-
a fast course that attracts zippy ath-
your own kayak to the starting line, It’s a weekend of racing on pants grab a pair of “antique tongs”
since the supply of local rentals sells Seneca Lake in upstate New and race while hauling a 10-pound ice
out faster than race bibs. York, with a distance suited block, a nod to the days when the trails
were used for delivering ice before
RUNNING SHOES ICON BY DENIS SHUMAYLOV FROM THE NOUN PROJECT

for every swimmer. Bonus:


It’s an in-water start, so you’ll refrigeration.
avoid the dreaded mad dash
from the beach. 11.03
Another Dam Race
10.06 PARKER DAM, CALIFORNIA
Chucktown 11.2-mile paddle race
Showdown Sign up as an individual, or in
CHARLESTON,
2- or 4-person teams, grab
SOUTH CAROLINA
your craft, and cruise past
9- and 4-mile paddle races
hills, cliffs, and cottonwoods on this
In a demonstration point-to-point race along the Colorado
of southern hospi- River, with California on your left and
tality, the Chuck- Arizona to the right. Don’t miss the
town Showdown is open to all post-race feast and open jam that’s
kinds of paddling craft, from BYOI (bring your own instrument).

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Your Back:
A User’s 3

Guide
The back is a masterful piece of
engineering. Here’s what you
2
need to know to keep it working
properly. by SARA ANGLE
1

F YO U ’ V E never experi-
enced back pain, con-
I sider yourself very lucky.
Because it sucks. For
4

one, it impacts ever y


part of your day. Going
for a run, working at your job, lifting your
kid—even getting out of bed can be a has-
sle. Plus, it’s not something you’re able to
overcome by sheer willpower. “Back pain
is unique because it tends not to be some-
thing you can get used to,” says Stuart
M. McGill, author of Back Mechanic.
But luckily, there are a lot of ways
to treat injuries, and—better yet—get
out ahead of the problem by build-
ing a back that’s strong, f lexible,
and able to withstand all that
you ask it to do. We spoke with 5
experts to learn about the basic
architecture of the bones and
muscles, what to do when
s ome t h i n g g o e s w ron g,
separating the good advice
from the bad, and map-
ping out the kinds of body
movements that’ll make 6
you strong and f lexible
for the long haul. What
we’re saying is: We’ve
got your back.

SEPTEMBER 2018 MEN’S JOURNAL illustrations by BRYAN CHRISTIE


1 2

BACK-SAVING STRATEGIES,
BACK TO ALL DAY LONG
Don’t wait for pain to strike. Here’s how to protect your back, 24/7.

BASICS
The spine is a flexible rod that has the crucial job of
AT THE OFFICE AT THE GYM AT HOME
supporting the entire body. Here are the most basic You’ve probably heard Inadequate strength and Start your day with some
structures. that sitting is the new flexibility in your core exercise—a serious
smoking, and it doesn’t and back is the number workout, shooting hoops,
do your back any favors, one reason for back pain, a 15-minute walk—to
either. The position puts Marcus says. Healthy wake up your joints, says
1 . VER TEBR AE stress on the lower back, muscle isn’t just strong; Rami Said, D.P.T., of the
The spine is made up of 33 individual bones that run from the base but you can mitigate it’s also relaxed. “Focus- Columbia University De-
of your skull down to the tailbone. They protect the nerves that pass the damage by get- ing on strength without partment of Neurological
through the spinal canal. Muscles and ligaments also attach to your ting up every 20 to 45 respecting flexibility is a Surgery. Then stretch if it
vertebrae, which helps your spine bear weight. minutes, and changing big mistake,” he says. It feels good. And when you
positions, says Jeffrey goes without saying that get home from work, it’s
2. DISKS Goldstein, chief of spine aiming for weightlifting OK to flop on the couch
Gel-filled disks connect each vertebra, acting as both glue and shock surgery education at NYU PRs to the detriment of and rewatch a few epi-
absorber. A slipped or herniated disk means that the inner part of the Langone. technique is an express sodes of Stranger Things,
disk comes through the outer part. This can cause nerve root compres- If you’re a desk track to injury. so long as you get up
sion, which may result in pain as well as loss of sensation, strength, and jockey, nab an ergonomic And employ smart and move about every 20
reflex, says Norman Marcus, director of muscle pain research at the chair, which optimizes back practices during minutes.
New York University School of Medicine. Herniated disks may be caused your posture and pro- cardio, too. When you’re Just as your back
by a singular event, like a bad fall, but often the injury accumulates vides lumbar support for on a machine, especially needs to stay active dur-
over many years, with something otherwise innocuous—swinging a lower back aches. Set an elliptical or stair ing the day, it also needs
golf club—being the final straw. the height so that the climber, resist the urge to move during the night,
keyboard is below your to lean over the front Marcus says. That’s
3. CERVICAL SPINE elbow-height, meaning handlebar. You’re robbing where your mattress
This contains the vertebrae that make up your neck. Muscle strains your arm bend is greater yourself of full cardio comes in. If it’s too soft,
are common, and they usually resolve themselves in a few weeks, says than 90 degrees. Position potential and putting un- you sink in and usually
Andrew Hecht, chief of spine surgery at the Mount Sinai Hospital in New the monitor just below necessary stress on your stay in one position. Opt
York City. It could be whiplash from a car accident, a funny sleeping eye level and use a phone spine. Instead, stay tall, for one that’s slightly
position, or cradling a phone receiver on your shoulder. Constantly headset instead of cra- with shoulders back and firm, which encourages
looking down at your smartphone for hours at a time isn’t great, either, dling the receiver against arms at your sides, which your body to adjust posi-
as it pulls the cervical spine around. Try to maintain a neutral neck as your ear. works your core, too. tions during the night.
much as possible, with your chin slightly down.

4. THOR ACIC SPINE


This segment of spine, right behind your rib cage, is the longest but
least injury-prone. If you feel an ache in this area, it’s probably that
your muscles are tired, possibly from a workout.

5. LUMBAR SPINE 3
How to Fix It
This is your lower back, an area where pain is common, since Americans
spend a lot of the day sitting, Marcus says. Other reasons include
poor biomechanics—basically the way you move and lift—as well as
posture. Chronic low back pain in older adults, however, could mean
arthritis—degenerative wear and tear. And back pain as well as leg pain
probably means you’ve got a disk bulge that’s pressing on a nerve.

6. COCCY X
Also known as the tailbone. Normally, people don’t have pain in this
part of their spine unless they experience a fall or sit on a hard surface
for a prolonged time.

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5

WHAT’S YOUR
BACK IQ?
You’ve gotten a lot of back
advice. Not all of it’s sound.

“Lift with your legs.”


FICTION
People hear this and think that bend-
ing their knees and incorporating their
legs will save them from straining their
lumbar spine when they’re picking up,
say, a 50-pound bag of dog food. But
that’s not the right way to think about
1 lifting safely and efficiently, McGill says.
Here’s the true back-saving cue: Lift with
your core. Brace your torso during the
entire lift, and particularly when you set
down the load. “Stay stiff, sip a little bit
of air, move your hips back, and lower
the weight with the same tautness and
2
preparation you used to lift it, then
stand again,” McGill says.

5
“Hanging inversions
4 relieve back pain.”
FICTION
The idea is that hanging upside down
from a bar from cuffs attached to your
3 ankles—so-called gravity boots—or on
an inversion table that tilts you back
relieves nerve pressure in the spine by
creating more space between the
vertebrae. “Any relief from traction on
its own is hardly ever permanent,” McGill
says. In a study he conducted, laying on
an inversion table for 15 minutes helped
the spine decompress and expand
between one and five centimeters.
However, the effects were short-lived.
The spine returned to its preinversion
length after 20 minutes of walking.

4 Worse, if you have an injury, it may cause


more pain by making the spine unstable
or making a herniated disk worse. How-
ever, if you don’t have back issues and

MUSCLE UP
The best way to protect your spine is to make sure all your back muscles are robust.
like the head rush, it probably won’t
hurt if you do it a few minutes at a time.

“Go see a chiropractor.”


FACT
Chiropractors are trained at manipulat-
But the strength training doesn’t stop there. ing joints, and they understand the
foundations of body movement, Said
says. Most people are looking for a
spinal readjustment, which helps with
The human body uses the same approach to fortifica- line (2), as well as your glutes (3), which are involved vertebrae alignment and joint move-
tion as an engineer who’s building a tower in an earth- in posture and stride. It’s also important to incorpo- ments. The neck and spine cracking can
quake zone does. It employs a sophisticated array of rate stretches to hit tissues that get tight, such as the also offer relief from aches and pains.
muscles and tendons to bolster the spine and relieve iliac crest (4) and lower back (5). But remember, the Unfortunately the improvement tends to
the stresses placed on it by everyday life. So protect- torso is a 360-degree machine, meaning your core is be temporary, so you’ll need to go back
ing your spine really means strengthening your back, just as important, especially as you age, McGill says. on the regular. In addition, you may con-
among them the largest muscle, the latissimus dorsi Turn the page for an expert-endorsed back and core sider visiting a physical therapist, who
(1); the obliques and other muscles along the lateral strength and stretching routine. can give you at-home exercises.

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Kettlebell Windmill
6. BEST BACK CIRCUIT
This 6-move circuit incorporates flexibility and strength
WHY IT WORKS This hybrid strength and stretch hits the lower back, lats, glutes,
and lateral hamstrings. Dynamically stretching and strengthening the muscula-
ture of the lateral line lets you release tension in the lower back.
exercises to help ensure your back muscles are strong and HOW TO DO IT Stand with feet hip-width apart, toes pointed 45 degrees to the left,
kettlebell in right hand. Press the kettlebell overhead, resting it on your forearm,
supple, says Eric Leija, senior kettlebell coach with Onnit
biceps by ear (A). Keeping kettlebell overhead and spine straight, hinge into left hip
Academy in Austin, Texas. Do 6 to 10 reps of each move and reach left arm along inside of left leg until fingertips touch foot (B). Squeeze
using a 12-kg (26-lb) kettlebell, and do the whole circuit core and glutes to return to start. That’s 1 rep. Do 6 reps. Switch sides; repeat.
3 times. If your form falters, skip that move or drop down in
weight. Do this workout twice a week. Note: This workout’s
for prevention, not if you’re already injured.
A B
A

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B
Mountain Climber Reach
WHY IT WORKS It helps mobility in the thoracic spine and hips to help you move
better and access full range of motion.
HOW TO DO IT Start in a high plank. Step right foot to outside right hand. Touch
right fingertips to ear and reach right elbow to the ceiling, twisting your torso and
opening your chest until it’s perpendicular to floor. Reverse the movement. That’s
1 rep. Alternate sides as you go.

Scorpion Reach
WHY IT WORKS Having tight hip flexors, lats, or hamstrings can all increase the
amount of tension in the tissues surrounding the lower back. This move opens up
the hips, netting you a full-body stretch.
HOW TO DO IT Start in a high plank. Maintaining a slight bend in left leg, bring
right knee to left elbow (A). Lift and bend right leg, press through shoulders, tuck
chin, rotate torso counterclockwise, and swing right leg behind you (B). Reverse
the motion and return to plank for one rep. Do all reps on right, then switch sides.

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Crab Reach
WHY IT WORKS This active stretch is great for mobilizing the thoracic spine
while lengthening the hip flexors and abdominal muscles, all while engaging the
posterior chain.
HOW TO DO IT Sit on floor, legs bent, hands on floor, wrists facing heels (A). Lift
hips off ground to start, then press up into tabletop, while rotating torso until
right shoulder is stacked on left. Squeeze glutes to keep hips from rotating (B).
Reverse the movement for 1 rep. Alternate sides with each rep.

Chest-loaded Good Morning


WHY IT WORKS This cues the body to engage the core and maintain a neutral
spine while hip hinging, which is useful for weightlifting but also for picking stuff
up off the floor. Adding a weight means it hits all the major core musculature,
like the pelvic floor muscles, transversus, rectus abdominis, and internal and
external obliques, plus the hamstrings, glutes, and lats. Do a couple of these
unweighted to wake up your hips, then add the kettlebell.
HOW TO DO IT Start standing with feet hip-width apart, holding a kettlebell
B
against your sternum. Maintaining a tall, neutral spine, shoulders back, and soft
knees, hinge at the hips, keeping shoulders above hips. Reverse the movement
by activating hamstrings and thrusting hips forward, fully extending the hips and
squeezing your glutes to end the rep. Do 8 to 12 reps.

E XPERT TIP

On a Roll

Needle Arm Thread


WHY IT WORKS You’ll open up the thoracic spine with this deep rotation,
stretching out the lats and releasing tension in the low back.
HOW TO DO IT Start on hands and knees, knees wider than shoulder-width apart
and hands in front of shoulders. Draw right elbow up straight up towards ceiling
as you inhale, then reach right arm under left elbow, stacking shoulders. Exhale
and twist deeper into the stretch. Return to hands and knees. That’s 1 rep.
Alternate sides, doing 5 reps on each side.

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4 Moves for Stronger Abs
Sure, you could do 200 crunches a day. But fitness model Karen McDougal shares her go-to core moves that hit
other muscles as well. Add these to the end of your workout a few times a week.

1
Top Banana

WORKS: TRICEPS, CORE, GLUTES


Lie on your back, legs and arms ex-
tended and shoulders lifted to start
(A). Drop feet to floor and bend knees
to 90 degrees; meanwhile, place
palms on the floor, fingers pointed to
heels, and press hips up to a tabletop
position (B). Drop to back and return
to start. Do 3 sets of 20 reps, fast.
B
A

3
Pushup with
Cross Reach

WORKS: SHOULDERS, CORE


B
Start in a high plank. Do a pushup (A),
then at the top, press hips up and
back into downward dog. Reach left
hand to right foot (B), replace left
hand; reach right hand to left foot,
replace right hand; and return to a
high plank. Do 2 sets of 12 pushups
and touches per side.

WORKS: CORE, HIPS


B
Start in a side plank, right forearm on
ground, feet stacked, hips high, left
elbow pointing to ceiling and left hand
against left ear (A). Twist torso toward
ground, left elbow touching right hand
(B), and reverse to start. Do 2 sets of
20 reps per side.

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Cherries on Top
These smallest of stone fruit have some impressive nutritional bona fides.
And right now they’re ripe for the picking.
by SARA ANGLE

W E ’ V E A L W AY S B E E N s we e t tart cherry juice before weightlifting can help to remove the pits, then chop and toss with
on cherr ies—even before we prevent muscle damage. And research from quinoa or salads. Frozen, pitted cherries are
learned about their stellar health Northumbria University in the U.K. suggests just as healthful, so include them in smooth-
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prof ile. “Cherries are f ull of marathoners who juice before and after 26.2 ies or fruit compotes. Look for unsweetened
inf lammation-reducing antioxidants, fiber, miles recover faster. Experts credit the phyto- tart cherry juice—which often comes concen-
and vitamin C,” says Eliza Savage, a nutri- chemical anthocyanin—which gives the fruit trated—and cut with water or mix with selt-
tionist in New York City. its rich color—with decreasing inflammation zer and a splash of lime. Steer clear of dried
While all varieties are good, tart cherries and cell damage, as well as helping the heart. cherries, as those tend to contain added sugar.
stand out. A British Journal of Sports Medi- Cherry season is short, so if you see some, And sorry, that maraschino in your Manhat-
cine study found that drinking 12 ounces of get some. Press a straw through the centers tan doesn’t really cut it. Q

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H E N EWS HAS never been
busier than it is these days.
T No matter how you feel
about our current adminis-
tration, everyone can agree
it has been untraditional,
chaotic, and dramatic. There are times I go
on the air without knowing what I’m about to
report, so it’s important to be able to focus—to
take in new information and respond on the
fly. I need to be healthy to make that happen.
I put a lot of work into keeping my head right.

Pose for the Camera


Yoga is one of my favorite ways to stay in
shape. It can change your mood more than
any other activity. Even if you’re not feeling it
at the beginning of class, by the end you know
you’ve done yourself a favor. I love the way
yoga instructors speak. They’ll say, “There
is no such thing as competition” or “You can
only measure against your own practice.”
They sound like lame Instagram quotes, but
it is actually helpful for me to hear.

Running Time
I grew up in Seattle, where there were incredi-
ble trails. I did a lot of hiking, mountaineering,
and running. These days, I run between three
and five evenings a week around my neighbor-
hood in Brooklyn, always with music. I lose
track of time easier and run farther if I have
the right album on. My playlist is rap and trap
songs. I imagine most people who watch me
report on the Supreme Court don’t immedi-
ately think “trap music,” but I’ve loved hip-hop
ever since I was a teen. I have been listening
to the new albums by J. Cole, Pusha-T, and
Kanye West. I study Jay-Z’s lyrics and bring
him up on my show.

Media Consumption
I take carbs very seriously. And by that I mean
I will often have a cinnamon roll from Au Bon
Pain before the show. It gives me that perfect
little kick I need. Sometimes I will have choco-
late right before we go on. A producer came up
to me once and saw that I was eating a choco-
late bar. He was like, “Are you really eating that
right now?” What can I say? It works for me.

Work-Life Balance
The rapper Kevin Gates has the anthem
“2 Phones,” where he says he has “one for
the plug and one for the load.” While I don’t

Action News
encourage people to have a separate phone
for contraband, I also have two phones: one
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for work and the other for real life, reserved


for friends and family—and no social media.
How does Ari Melber, host of The Beat, on MSNBC, find the energy to I try to have a total news holiday from Friday
night to Monday morning. I think it’s impor-
chase down stories in a 24-hour news cycle? Long runs,
tant to decide what is worth our energy and
rap music, yoga classes, and a surprising number of pastries. whether we need to be totally available, even
after clocking in 52 hours a week. I personally
enjoy spending my weekends tweeting less
and living more. —As told to Charles Thorpe

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Q

109
Health News
The month’s most important discoveries, updates, and advice.

Less
Lifting,
More
Muscles
Ever feel like your lifting routine
has too much downtime? It
does. A study from the American
Council on Exercise finds that a
20-minute high-intensity
interval-style strength workout
done three times a week builds
the same amount of muscle as a
slower, 45-minute session. If
you do multi-joint exercises,
which work several muscle
groups at once (like chest
presses and leg extensions)
you’ll see gains after three
weeks, says Cedric X. Bryant,
chief science officer at ACE.
That’s significant, since three
weeks out is often when
exercisers get discouraged and
quit a new routine. To judge
strength improvements,
researchers tracked partici-
pants’ one- and five-rep max for
eight exercises—something you
can do outside the lab. How do
you know when you’ve sur-
passed your one-rep max? If you
can do two reps at that weight in
two consecutive workouts, add
additional weight plates.
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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON FRIENDS


Doing things with friends is more than just a good time. The Ohio State University
research finds that living with a group of people rather than solo might help with intel-
lectual growth and memory, especially as you age. “Getting along with a whole group
is a challenge that requires the mind to adapt and quickly learn new information in
order to survive,” says Elizabeth Kirby, a behavioral neuroscientist. The animal study
measured growth in the hippocampus, the part of the brain responsible for remem-
bering everyday details, like directions and where you left your wallet. “Social
interaction stimulates this area, so it makes sense the more people you socialize with,
the greater the benefits,” Kirby says. Not looking for roommates? Regular group
activities, like boot camp, book clubs, and running teams, can have similar effects.

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THE UNITED STATES OF FITNESS

A
In some places, keeping up with the Joneses is about who has the most tri bikes
and marathon medals. A survey from the American College of Sports Medicine
reveals how big cities across the U.S. rank in terms of fitness. After evaluating
33 health categories—such as access to gyms and doctors, rate of chronic diseases

DR . and smoking, and availability of bike and running paths—Arlington, Virginia, leads
the pack. Here are the top 10:

BER 1. Arlington, VA
2. Minneapolis, MN
6
5
2 8

3. Washington, D.C. 10
4
4. Madison, WI
5. Portland, OR 3
7
9
6. Seattle, WA 1
7. Denver, CO
8. St. Paul, MN
All those vitamin face serums 9. San Jose, CA
people use—do they work? 10. Boise, ID

THE KEY TO
RECOVERY IN
YOUR FRIDGE
If you pop ibuprofen for post-workout
soreness several times a week, there may
be a better way. Research from Augusta
University in Georgia shows that baking
soda may reverse dangerous inflammation
in the body linked to diseases like
rheumatoid arthritis, and could ease
muscular inflammation, too. In the study,
drinking baking soda stirred into water
Another reason to
raised the body’s pH to higher alkaline
dine Mediterranean-
levels, reducing inflammation. More
style: It may
research is needed, says study co-author
counteract harmful
Paul O’Connor, but since baking soda is
effects of air pollution. Re-
reasonably innocuous, try mixing ¼ tsp of
searchers at New York University
the kitchen staple into eight ounces of
School of Medicine analyzed two
water—and save the pills for when you’re
decades of data from 500,000
feeling really achy.
people and found those whose
diets are heavy on produce, fish,
and olive oil, while low in sugar
and saturated fat, register the

24%
least amount of long-term heart
damage due to dirty air. Pollution
causes oxidative stress and
inflammation, while antioxidants
in fruits, vegetables, nuts, and
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fish help nullify it. And people


The drop in restorative sleep quality after just two who ate the most fruits and
shots of alcohol. A Finnish study, which used heart-rate vegetables showed an even
variability to determine restfulness, found that even lower mortality risk. So however
one drink can lower sleep quality by nearly 10 percent. big your Greek salad is, double it.

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Rob Lowe
The star of Lifetime’s remake of horror classic
The Bad Seed on bringing up boys, the virtues of
partying too hard, and the key to handling regret.

What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?


I’ve been sober for 28 years, and a common
tenet of recovery is: “Never compare your
insides to someone else’s outsides.” You
never know what challenges someone else
may be dealing with. It’s always good to
remember that, because inevitably you look
at other people and think, “Well, gosh. If
they’re doing so well, why can’t I?”

What motivated you as a kid?


I always felt different. I was an 8-year-old
kid who knew 100 percent that I wanted to
be an actor or filmmaker. That unrelent-
ing drive at 8 years old was, I can imagine,
very hard for a lot of people to wrap their
head around.

How should a man handle getting older?


You go to 50 and stop counting. I mean,
women have been doing that forever—why
can’t men?

You’ve been married for almost 30 years.


What’s the secret to a successful marriage?
It’s exactly the same answer for the secret
to a successful movie: casting.

What is the one thing every man should


understand about women?
Above all else, they want to be heard. am in my life is I give no fucks anymore. I’m So, basically, “party harder”?
not auditioning on any level, for anyone, Party harder, but you better know when the
What do you think every father should know anywhere. There’s nothing more cringy party’s over.
about raising boys? than a grown man worrying about what
Honestly, the number one thing is to keep others think. What role should vanity play in a man’s life?
them healthy, alive, and not too dinged up I certainly don’t think it’s anything to
by impetuous and poor choices. They’re Who is the biggest influence on your life? be ashamed of. I think everybody has a
boys, so you’ve got to let them screw up, It has to be my wife. We’ve known each natural, God-given inclination to be the
but you want to put the rails up on the other for well over 30 years, and the num- best version of themselves. And I think to
bowling lanes so they don’t ruin their lives ber of times where she has helped me make deny that is to deny part of our essence.
in the process. better decisions than I would’ve made on Some of my heroes are among the most
my own is innumerable. vain people walking the planet. False mod-
You’ve raised two boys. What is the toughest esty is way worse.
challenge you’ve faced as a father? What advice would you choose to give to your
Navigating the temptation to be their younger self? How should a man handle regret?
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friend as opposed to their father. You need I probably spent a little too much time My biggest fear is that I will end up with a
dad and mom to be dad and mom. having fun when I could’ve dug in more life of regrets. And I think the way to avoid
to building my career. But at the end of the that is to take advantage of every oppor-
How should a man handle criticism? day, if I wasn’t out having fun and being a tunity offered to you. And try to live an
I think you want to get to a place where you lunatic, and gobbling up every single thing authentic life, try to live according to some
actually enjoy a good criticism because it that life put in front of me, I wouldn’t be sort of a code. If you can do that, you’re
gives you something to build on. But one who I am today. And I wouldn’t have mate- going to be good to go.
of my favorite things about being where I rial for my one-man show. —INTERVIEW BY LARRY KANTER

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