DIALOGUE LIST ­ "A BLISTER IN NINA'S LEFT TOE"

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 A Blister in Nina's Left Toe

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Nina! Help me with this.

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This party sucks...Let's leave.
­ Walking?

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At this hour, in this sorta place? Are you crazy?

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Carlos will give us a ride.

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Shure. But it's been two hours since he's been hitting
 on this exchange chick without realising she's gay...

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You're drunk, right?
 Oh, I've missed seeing you!

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Imagine what "Professor Boris" would think
 if he saw you like this!

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Annihilation of Dark Matter (illustration)

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Cosmologists pay attention to new Thesis

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Researcher Nina Perceval will Qualify her thesis on the 2nd.

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Let's forget about that.
 I shouldn't even be here...

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At least no one from my Department would
 ever set foot here.

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BEER!!!

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How do you put up with this stuff?

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Same way you put up with academic writing standarts...

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Relax, Nina! Forget about your thesis.
 Go look for a joint...

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'Cus I'm going to try to distract Carlos.
 Or her!

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...Shit.

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3 Days until Thesis presentation

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5/6 of the Universe's matter is...hm...
 Dark matter.

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It is known that Dark Matter governs not only
 the collapse of our Universe

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but its' formation as well.

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2 days until Thesis presentation

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Ouch!

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Damn you!

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What happened to me last night?

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I can't get an appointment even if it's
 just for a quick check­up?

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...An appointment...For a blister?

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Yeah...It's a pretty weird and painful blister.
 ­Well, I can only get you something after the 3rd...

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But I can't wait until Tuesday, I have to be
 okay by Monday!

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­ Honey....

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I just need a prescription...

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Well, but you're not the center of the Universe, right?

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You're talking to a Cosmologist...Of course I know that!

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Oh, okay then. Goodbye.

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Well, Nina...

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We'll have to amputate it.

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C'mon, you know I can't just diagnose a suspicion.

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For the moment, it's only a blister.
 Just wait for it to go away.

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But it's too painful.
 I need to be doped up until Monday.

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A simple painkiller will deal with that.

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But what would suit you best would be just some 
 comfortable shoes.

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You really want to leave here with something, right?

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5/6 of the Matter of the fuckin' Universe is dark matter.

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It is known that dark matter controls not
 only the collapse of the Universe but...

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1 day until Thesis presentation

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Coming!

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It's Julia!

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Can't you answer your phone?
 I thought you were dead!

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Nope, I'm alive. Just studying.

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You won't let me in?

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Nina, what's your­

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...problem.

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You know what I just found out?
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Stephen Hawking's disease begam during his Thesis years.
 Four years later he couldn't even walk.

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Shh...
 See, it's pulsating now!

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Feels like it has a tiny little heart.

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And I'm not Stephen Hawking.
 I'll need my legs to get through to a PhD.

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You don't remember why you asked me 
 to come here, do you?

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You have a date with Pedro!
 And I'm here to help you get dolled up.

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I'll deal with that.

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Relax Nina, it's almost there!

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I told you it was gonna fit!

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The laboratory has just bought a new Argonium laser.

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It would be great if you could 
 go there someday...

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Maybe spend the day with me, in S?£o Paulo.

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We could do all sorts of stuff.

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You know I don't have time for that.
 ­ Sorry.

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I promised I wouldn't mention Physics today.

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We're here to have fun.
 Spend some time together.

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You need to relax a little!

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I am relaxed.

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Pedro...

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We need to leave. Will you give me a ride?

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You know...

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When I came to pick you up today
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I noticed something different about you.

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Like if some force was pulling me
 towards you.

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What if we went inside?
 ­ But we're horny here.

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There's some condoms in the front!

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Oh, wow!

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What?
 ­You have a nasty blister on your foot.

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No I don't.
 ­ Oh yes you do...

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It's red, yellow and a bit purple.

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Purple?
 It wasn't purple this morning.

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I'm soft now.

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0 days until Thesis presentation
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Shit.

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The formatting is all screwed!

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Fuck me!

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Tadeu ­ tutor

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Thanks for the ride ­ and sorry I was late.
 There's something I mean to ask­

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I think your cover page really works.

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You mentioned there's something wrong with your feet...?

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Yeah...But what I wanted to ask­

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Can I take a look at them later?

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I'm a bit of a foot expert, y'know...

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Me and my ex­wife, we were obsessed with acupuncture.

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Hm, guess you never mentioned it.

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You don't believe in acupuncture?

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I have a phobia of needles.

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So, there's something I need to­

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Feet are connected to the head.

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And in order to function, things need to be pricked.

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The qualification of a doctorate...
 ­ Master's thesis...

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...Is intimately connected to acupuncture.

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Yeah.

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I do have a tip for you.

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Hide your feet behind the desk.

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Hey there.

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Hi. I'm sorry for my delay, I had an accident with my foot.

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You may start whenever you wish to.

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The two sides of the equations above 
 need to be considered separately.

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Primarily described as disturbances, they may be
 included in the F functions.

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And afterwards, into the terms of collision for
 each of the particles.

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So, to study the evolution of the Universe means to study
 the origin of cosmological disturbances....

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15mins of applied Cosmology later...

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So, in conclusion, the field of Neutrino cosmology
 proves itself to be a new challenge

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as well as a new means of experience
 for current Physics research

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with many new studies now taking place
 worldwide.

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Thank you.

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Thank you Nina, for this brief presentation.

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Supposedly, you still had another half hour for
 your presentation.

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Is there anything you would wish to add at this time?

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Well, I'd like to add that ...I didn't think
 I would finish this early.

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Actually, I even thought that I wouldn't have
 enough time.

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These days after the accident have been complicated.
 Must have been the painkillers.

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This isn't entirely true. This was no accident,
 it was only mindlessness.

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As was this presentation.

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I think you all have noticed that I've change
 the title of my research.

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And that's because I'm not happy with titles.
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Because all of my research has been developed thinking
 about what you and Journals would make of it.

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But now I don't know what to make of it.
 It doesn't answer my questions anymore.

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 And I still keep trying to solve some of these doubts by
 changing superficial things in the text

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the title, or its' cover. But if the title is no good 
 than the whole text is just...

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Well, this speech has touched on what is
 a fundamental point of this event:

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It is time for a coffee break.

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EXIT

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"Thank you"

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Ouch, goddamn motherfucker!!!!

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Ouch, ouch ouch!

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Ouch, son of a bitch!
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On the 14 days she had to keep her foot immobilized,
 Nina rewrote her thesis.

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She then published "For an epistemology of Cosmology", with
 significant cuts from the original project.

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Dark matter is still a mystery to her department.
 (And Physics in general).