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Being a real life samurai does that mean when working at the office
and you get caught Xeroxing your butt cheeks that you'll have to
impale yourself on your own sword for the dishonor?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Capitaine_Beufcack (Fri Aug 15 2003 03:07:31 )
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I would love to try living by your code to see how I "fare," but I
would still be but an insect compared to you, o great and mighty
samurai warrior who travels hither thither and yon, righting wrongs
and defending the innocent.
And like I said, I want to fight crime WITH you, not engage in a
"duel." I want us to join forces and clean up this world. You can be
like Batman, because you're so smart, even though you misspelled TWO
four-letter words. Heck, I'm sure memorizing your code and applying
it to every aspect of your 2003 modern American life takes a lot of
effort, right? So what if some people (not that I am naming names)
have already come to the conclusion that you're a teenager living in
a fantasy world, knowing that you'll never actually have to back up
your online boasts of "duels" and encyclopedic knowledge of the
samurai code? That shouldn't matter to someone like YOU, who lets
not the slings and arrows of the world dampen his warrior spirit. A
lesser man would angrily stomp his feet and whine, "I AM a samurai!
I AM, I AM, I AM!" But not you. You are truly a shining example of
how a samurai should be, calmly pointing out to the unwashed masses
how you are, quite simply, their superior.
So give me a call, kouki no sensei, and we'll stride forth into the
world and make it a better place.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - jmagnolia (Fri Aug 15 2003 22:32:21 ) Ignore this
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HAHAHAHA yeah that's real funny. You must have a great since
of humor. To the guys above you, I have a master and I will
definately not reveal his identity. To the other jack asses on
this board I am not a teeneager, I am 28, have my own job and
will soon have my own place.
Just because you never had the disclipline to live a life of
purpose doesn't mean you must turn green with envy. You
ignorant beetles don't even know what the Bushido is. You will
never know because you are ants. You revolt me.
I'd be Lennon, but then that puts us back into another discussion -
Indian mysticism - and since we're having trouble with samurai, I
don't think we're ready to tackle Indian stuff yet!! LOL.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sun Aug 17 2003 11:04:56 ) Ignore this
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I don't think that there are many white Americans wandering around
calling themselves Indian mystics. In any case, Ringo never had to
worry about that (^_^) In the town where I was born, there was a
man....
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - New_Era (Sun Aug 17 2003 12:31:09 ) Ignore this
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Maybe so, but before this past week, I didn't think there were that
many white Americans wandering around calling themselves samurai,
either!
D.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sun Aug 17 2003 18:12:51 ) Ignore this
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What does that have to do with me claiming to be Ringo (^_^) In any
case, if you have any problem with anything that I said in the post
above, I'd like to hear it. Let's not forget that the jackass who
started all this did not say he was just a follower of bushido, he
said that he was a "real" samurai, whatever that is supposed to be
(and if you read the above post, you'll see that I have a pretty
good idea). If you practice Kendo, you should know better than most
people the difference between a swordsman and a samurai in the
legal/philosophical/moral sense. Where do you train, BTW?
(Notice that I respond to a statement that "I am a Kendo
Practitioner" with curiousity. You practice Kendo, that's great.
Kendo, at present is both a martial art and a sport. Anyone - white,
yellow, black, or green can do it. Nobody can "just be" a samurai.
You claim to be a samurai, you've got a few screws loose....)
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sun Aug 17 2003 18:14:46 ) Ignore this
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For someone who purports to know so much, have you even seen the
film Ghost Dog, Way of the Samurai? That might put things in
perspective for you.
As to the others, I don't NEED to justify my existance as a Samurai
to you. If you are jealous that you don't have the capacity to
follow the code, that's fine. Let those of us who can do.
J-Mag
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I've decided that I'm a Samurai, too. I have a katana, so all I need
to do is follow these, right?
a sense of justice and honesty,
courage and contempt for death,
self-control,
sympathy towards all people,
politeness and respect for etiquette,
sincerity and respect for one's word of honour,
absolute loyalty to one's superior,
a duty to defend the honour of one's name and guild.
So hey, whaddya know? You've helped indoctrinate a new recruit. Now
all I gotta do is walk around and begin every conversation with,
"You know, as a modern-day Samurai..." and pretty soon everyone will
respect me. They'll think a lot less of actual Samurai, but what
does that matter, when my main goal is arrogant self-promotion?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Mon Aug 18 2003 03:48:08 ) Ignore this
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(^_^)
Good one, man.
As for your "samurai code" it probably looks a lot like the "codes"
of the other samurai around here - misses the point (which is okay
for you because you're joking).... As you will notice, most of the
concepts on the list are "culture specific" for example - burning an
arsonist alive is pretty far from what we would consider justice but
it was right at home in samurai thought. There was also the matter
of institutionlized homosexuality in samurai society.... The point
being - most of the people on this page are part of the Western,
Christian tradition and are not going to come close to understanding
what the concept of personal honour would have meant to a samurai
without years of reading original sources. That is why all of these
samurai walking around should give it a break and go back to
watching "Ghost Dog" or playing "Shogun: Total War" or whatever got
them started on this buzz in the first place....
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I know about kendo. Did you miss the above post about me being a
Japanese-speaking Japanese history grad student (^_^)
Anyway, it is good to see that people with their heads on the right
way are gradually coming to outnumber the other kind on this
page....
I'm very interested in Kendo but I box myself (Western boxing)
although I did learn in Japan. I find that the respect, good
attitude, preparedness, discipline that you mentioned also applies
to the Japanese approach toward teaching Western boxing as well.
Great for fitness - both mental and physical.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - New_Era (Mon Aug 18 2003 13:49:18 ) Ignore this
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UPDATED Mon Aug 18 2003 13:51:38
I did see your previous posts as well Penneym . I also find Japanese
history fascinating yet it will be at least a few years before I can
take a full course on it if I decide to do so. My geography teacher
taught in Japan for a few years and shared some perspectives on the
culture over there which was quite cool as well. Thanks for your
reply by the way.
-New Era-
Danny: You gotta walk before you crawl.
Rusty: Reverse that.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Mon Aug 18 2003 14:42:34 ) Ignore this
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If you are thinking about doing some Japanese history, go for it! I
bet that you will find it rewarding. A lot of the virtues that you
found to be interesting about Kendo and the like pop up in Japanese
religion, philosophy, literature, film, etc. so you can't go wrong.
If you can't take a course on it for a while, why not check out some
books in the meantime? I bet you will like Hiroaki Sato's "Legends
of the Samurai". There are dozens of great Japanese films translated
into English (and 1000's more that will never be....) and if you
want any advice about where to start, I'd be only too happy to
provide.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - New_Era (Mon Aug 18 2003 14:55:31 ) Ignore this
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Don't worry man, we all figured out that you are not one of the
"real American samurai" (^_^)
As for Rashomon, I'd have to agree with you about it being a great
film. However, I think that Kurosawa gets too much credit for this
one. It is stunning in terms of visuals and structure (music, etc.
are great as well and the acting deserves a special mention) but by
far the best thing about it is the theme/multiple-perspectives idea.
For that, the credit has to go to the author of the original short
stories - Aukutagawa Ryunosuke. I'd encourage you to check out his
works if you like the movie.
It seems like you are a pretty big Kurosawa fan. Have you seen all
of his films? If not, I hope that you will check out his
"modern-day" movies as well as his samurai stuff. While it is normal
for film fans to put Seven Samurai on top of the heap, it is also
most usual for people to put Ikiru at number two on the list (that
is the way that I see it as well). Are there any other Japanese
directors that you like?
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>Just out of interest, how do you make a living out of it? Are you a
writer?
I'm a "professional student" at the moment. That means I go from
scholarship to scholarship until I finish a postdoc and become a
university history prof. Some people may think that this sounds like
a dull lifestyle but I really can say that I get paid to watch
movies and do research on whatever I want.... Sweet, huh?
>What would you say your top 5 Japanese films are?
Tough question. I don't like to rank movies in order so I'll give
you 10 of my favorite Japanese directors (in no order) and my
favorite film from each -
Ozu Yasujiro - Tokyo Story
Kurosawa Akira - Seven Samurai
Miyazaki Hayao - All of his movies are tied for #1
Mizoguchi Kenji - Ugetsu
Imamura Shohei - Ballad of Narayama
Suzuki Seijun - Kenka Ereji / Tokyo Drifter
Kobayashi Masaki - The Human Condition
Oshima Nagisa - Cruel Story of Youth
Rintaro - Galaxy Express 999
Ah hell, here are a bunch of my other favorites - Himatsuri, Avalon,
Lone Wolf and Cub 2-3 (hell, I know they are cheesy....), Okinawa
Kessen, Nikudan, 203 Kochi, Dokuritsugurentai, Omoide Poroporo,
Horus - Prince of the Sun, Boryokudan, etc.
Of the current batch of cult stuff making the rounds in US video
stores, I'd say - Battle Royale, Kids Return, Visitor Q, Audition,
The Happiness of the Katakuris, Afterlife, etc. are all very much
worth checking out. In the end, I should just say that there is a
lot of great stuff out there and even some of the marginal stuff is
still interesting. If you watch a lot of Japanese movies, your
interest is sure to grow along with your knowledge of Japanese film
history and culture in general so I would encourage everyone -
casual film fan, Japanese student, and samurai - to go out and see
more Japanese movies. As for me, I'm going back to Japan next week
so I'll have a chance to see some new first run movies as well as
whatever good stuff I can dig up in video stores. If you have any
other questions about Japanese movies or want some more info on any
of the ones that I mentioned, don't be afraid to post.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - gford9 (Thu Aug 21 2003 21:55:29 ) Ignore this
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i really like Galaxy Express 999. what did you think of Metropolis?
that's cool that you are a student of Japanese history. how did you
get into that? where do you usually stay when you are in Japan?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Miracle3 (Thu Aug 21 2003 22:28:56 ) Ignore this
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So you must be a troll because you follow the Way of the troll !
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Mithandir (Fri Aug 22 2003 09:55:07 ) Ignore this
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I know it's a bit off topic, but as I can see this board has already
Nice try, buddy. My family actually came from samurai lineage. Feel
my homogeneous wrath!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Hoog (Tue Aug 26 2003 09:38:57 ) Ignore this User
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Arent Samurais those guys who cut up the sushi at the restaurant?
Whoever wants to see Tom Cruise slice up the squids for 2 hours, God
bless'em! I guess if he threw some wasbi in a guys face that might
be cool, but other than that I dont really see what all the hype is
about.
FOR THE LAST TIME
by - tomoz22 (Tue Aug 26 2003 16:54:27 ) Ignore this
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While I agree with you in general, ie. it is not possible for those
jackasses to go around calling themselves samurai, I think that some
parts of your post are a bit off -
>The writings that exist on bushido, such as the Gorin no Sho, are
largely >written by samurai technichians who are not real members of
the samurai caste.
Point 1 - Gorin no Sho is not about bushido.
Point 2 - Since Musashi was in the employ of the han centered on
Kumamoto, dosen't that make him a samurai? It sure did in the eyes
of his contemporaries and Japanese today.
>It was in fact rare for samurais to commit harikiri or sepuku, and
not a >single verifiable source indicates that it has ever happened.
How many Americans wake up every morning thinking about dying for
their boss compared to how many wake up thinking about killing their
boss (^_^)
In any case, Mr. T is my lord and I'm sticking with it. I pity the
foo who don't bow down before my lord T.
yes, don't get the hair though...
by - z_zen (Fri Aug 29 2003 16:12:12 ) Ignore this User
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I saw the trailers for the new Zatoichi film, don't really
understand the blond hair though ...
A couple of other films that I've been interested in, and haven't
seen:
"Twilght Samurai"
"When the Last Sword is Drawn"
If you've seen these, I'd be interested in hearing your comments.
Also, there was some discussion above regarding whether samurais
actually committed seppuku. As I understand it, the "47 Ronin" story
was based on a historical event, and all 47 were ordered to do so.
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>I saw the trailers for the new Zatoichi film, don't really
understand the >blond hair though ...
I don't have any idea, I don't know much about the plot, we'll just
have to wait and see.
>A couple of other films that I've been interested in, and haven't
seen:
>"Twilght Samurai"
>"When the Last Sword is Drawn"
>If you've seen these, I'd be interested in hearing your comments.
The titles don't ring a bell. I'll see what they are in Japanese and
get back to you if I have seen them.
>Also, there was some discussion above regarding whether samurais
actually >committed seppuku. As I understand it, the "47 Ronin"
story was based on a >historical event, and all 47 were ordered to
do so.
Indeed. There are a wide variety of documentary sources relating to
that incident. There is clearly quite a good "paper trail" from
which to approach seppuku.
Re: yes, don't get the hair though...
by - penneym (Fri Aug 29 2003 20:09:42 ) Ignore this
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Okay. I have not yet seen Twilight Samurai. It goes look interesting
but I'm not a big Yamada Yoji fan so I'm not sure how it will turn
out.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sat Aug 30 2003 05:22:45 ) Ignore this
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Did any one miss the part where he said he was getting his own place
soon? Won't it be great to practice his samurai ways without his
mama always nagging him about keeping the noise down...
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a
bar last night, the sound wasn't on, but I think I get the gist of
it.
Somebody put this guy out of his misery, for someone that is such a
diligent(spelling?) samurai he sure posts a lot and watches a lot of
samurai movies.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sat Aug 30 2003 15:14:12 ) Ignore this
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You will soon have your own place? So right now you are a 28 year
old "authentic" samurai who lives with his parents? LOL. Classic.
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it's simple, and might have been mentioned somewhere on this page,
but I'll say it again...
If this guy is a "real Samurai" (if they still exist) he wouldn't be
mentioning it to anyone, let alone on a frigging internet message
board.
That would be like a capo in la famil (The Family/Mafia for those
that don't know that term) posting that he's involved... totally
against "the code", just as doing the same in the Samurai code would
be against said code.
This guy is just looking for attention, which he obviously got, and
will probably do this (or already has) a few hundred times.
Don't feed the trolls.
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Ok hello every1. I only like half read this message board but w/e i
kinda got the jist of what you guys are talking bout. welll let me
say this.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. THERE ARE NO MORE SAMURAIS,
especially one in america. Also, you could be one of those want to
be samuria fanatics with no lives what so ever and follow that bull
*beep* book called "The Way of the Samurai," No matter how much you
want it to be, anyone who wants to be a samurai, its not gonna
happen you jackass. Who the hell started this message board. He is
the biggest jackass of them all. Hey heres a hint for you, stop
trying to be something your not or never will be and get a girl
friend. Wow.
Also, just for the record. I don't know how right I am but this
could be true. I heard that people where feared by samurais. They
were the meanest people ever. They really didn't stick to their
code. They would even kick a wounded dog. And ill say it again i
don't know how right I am, so just check with that scholar guy. Yea
he seems to know his stuff.
That was my two sense.
Oo yea all u wanna b samurais, you people are just stupid virgins
alright. God get a life.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - penneym (Sat Sep 27 2003 20:28:26 ) Ignore this
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First off, I`m pretty sorry for being so rude in my last post. It is
just that I don`t like it when I look at these documents all the
time and people just say = there are no such thing. Notice that in
his comeback, the dude did not mention the Western accounts that I
made reference to? Nor did he talk about all of the merchants who
bought samurai status in the Edo period. He also finished off with a
comment about the Japanese as xenophobes. True in certain contexts
but generalisation like that are never good and always piss me off.
In any case, I was writing on a 3 minute time limit last time out so
I did not have time to define some of the Japanese words that I was
using. Kaishakunin were just what you said. Junshi is when a master
dies and his retainers follow him in death by suicide. The `Jun` in
Junshi is the same `Jun` in `Junkyosha` which is what the Japanese
call Christian martyrs.
Harakiri is a VERY great movie. I would suggest that you check out
some of dir. Kobayashi Maasaki`s other movies as well as I am sure
that you will be impressed. `Samurai Rebellion`, `The Human
Condition` and `Kaidan` are good places to start.
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i must say its a great pleasure of mine to come and straighten all
of u guys out. and i am very well backing up the caller24 hes got
his *beep* straight keep up the goo d work slugger. anyways if u
wanna b samurias would wake up and realize that u will not and
cannot ever be as cool as a real samurai or someone else potraying a
samurai. what all of u should do is go ahead and get laid once or
tiwce (maybe more for u real nig losers out there, u know who u r)
and join the new american cult, FIGHT CLUB. if u dont understand
what im saying go read the book and watch the movie and if by then u
dont want to blow up your own house, kill yourself. that is the only
code i live by the code of fight club and to a greater extent the
code of chuck palahniuk (author of fight club for all of u
illiterate critons who practice w/ your samuria swords).
you are all part of the same compost heap-tyler durden
ps does anyone happen to know if this movie is based on a true story
or not? maybe u do samurai guy magnolia whatever the *beep* u call
yourself
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - thecaller24 (Mon Sep 29 2003 17:09:19 ) Ignore
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Yea what he said. And don't forget it. Cause hes cool unlike u wanna
b samurais.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - thecaller24 (Mon Sep 29 2003 19:21:22 ) Ignore
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hello jmagnolia
I was responding to your challenge for dueling anyone
I accept your challenge I live in North Carolina I would be willing
to meet you halfway if you are indeed interested.Would you prefer
shinai, bokken, or sword to sword?...And if sword to sword would you
prefer traditional with the daisho? Please respond and we could work
out the details.
Thank You
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Da_BumbleBee (Mon Sep 29 2003 22:36:01 ) Ignore
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Man I am about to call the looney bin because there are definately a
lot of people here who shouldn't be allowed to walk around in
public.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Da_BumbleBee (Mon Sep 29 2003 22:39:52 ) Ignore
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Man I am about to call the looney bin because there are definately a
lot of people here who shouldn't be allowed to walk around in
public.
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-Pete Clemenza
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - thecaller24 (Wed Oct 1 2003 19:27:50 ) Ignore this
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Holy *beep* shimmentakezo wat the hell is wrong with you. You are
kidding me right. Wow you got serious probs man. Who agrees with me.
Seriously, I respect that you follow the Bushido, but you can't say
that you are a Samurai. You might follow a Samurai philosophy, but
you aren't a Samurai.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SpeakerForTheDead (Thu Oct 2 2003 14:18:53 )
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Ok that i agree wit. You can follow some sort of philosophy, but
your not a samurai unless:
1. You live and are from Japan
2. Your father was a samurai
3. You live in the 1300's-1860's
I can fairly say that most samurai movies from the best - Seven
Samurai to funky stuff like Lone Wolf and Cub and Hissatsu play up
this theme. A lot of Americans are into the romance of the samurai
but many Japanese directors have chosen to play up the abuses of
feudal society (which often serves as a symbol of corruption at
present). Just look at Mononoke Hime, the most popular `samurai`
movie in Japan in decades and you will see what I mean.
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You must be one great samurai to go around boasting you are one.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - thecaller24 (Tue Oct 28 2003 13:59:45 ) Ignore
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After reading most of this thread, I can only say (or write,
actually) that I'm disappointed. So very, very disappointed. I mean,
what's-his-name is working so hard at keeping alive the
defunct-for-generations order of the samurai, and no one is doing
anything to honor the memory of the Templars. Or the Greek hoplites.
Or the Persian Immortals. Or the Gungan slingers. Oh wait... never
mind that last one.
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - ArN999 (Mon Nov 10 2003 20:54:53 ) Ignore this
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I didn't have the courage to read all these posts but man, you live
in a fantasy world . if it suits you fine , but aaaa whatever just
try to live in the real world with the rest of us, you 'll see ,
it's quite enjoyable
No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
I cant believe you guys get all worked up on the things jmagnolia
said i say this guy in seven samurai forum and he posted the same
exact thing.
As an actual, real-life samurai
He pissed off the same amount of people as in this one, he just
trying to have fun and see people get mad he doesint actually mean
all this stuff. A real samurai wouldint go into internet forums and
brag about it.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - bang_bizaboom (Thu Nov 13 2003 08:31:45 ) Ignore
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See, this is the kind of crap that happens when you try to turn Tom
Cruise into a samurai.
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First of all, to all the samurai warriors out there: I'm glad you
all own katanas and know how to take it out of the sheath, but I
have a Glock-19 9mm. You have to wake up pretty early in the morning
to take me out, brotha. Just remember that the way of the sword
vanished from the realm of warfare by the way of the firearm. Also,
don't mess with me because I practice the Code of the Remote
Control. I'll *beep* you up by throwing it at you.
Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo and especially Sanjuro were all
semi-parodies of the jidai-geki (i.e. "period") films that were
flourishing during the 1950's and 1960's Japanese cinema which were
glorifying the ideas of bushido (especially the movie Sanjuro, where
the nine young samurai blundering through, following the bushido
code to the teeth). I am a little uncomfortable when people use
Seven Samurai as THE movie regarding samurai, but if you watch the
story carefully, it is a movie about class warfare. At the end,
Shimura's character states that it is the poor farmers who've won,
and they've lost.
Way of the samurai? I have to admit, I have to laugh at people who
read these books like the Hagakure or whatever and believe strongly
that this is how these warriors behaved. These were the ideals
handed down by those samurai in power to control their underlings.
The historical way of the samurai was about power and acquiring
power by any means necessary, which in those days meant bloodshed
and deceit, betrayal after betrayal. Kurosawa's Throne of Blood and
Ran are more accurate portrayals of their behavior. Not that these
behaviors were out of the ordinary for any culture during that time.
It was either kill or be killed. One was fighting for survival,
always.
LoL yeah I agree. These guys are funny calling themselves samurai. I
like that post about the guy who said he was a real life super hero.
OMG LOL yeah dude you're a samurai and my left testicle is a
hamster.
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I like how the guy 2 posts aboves ruins his entire 6 paragraph rant
by calling bushido a religion, and comparing it to christianity and
islam. LOL.
Bushido is a social code. That's like calling your state charter a
religion. Bushido were laws, you were just expected to enforce them
yourself if you were a samurai. BUSHIDO IS NOT A RELIGION. Samurai's
religions were either buddhist or shinto, and Bushido was just a set
of laws or social codes they followed, certainly not a religion.
Soldiers follow the martial code, does that make teh martial code a
religion? Is westpoint a school of religious studies? Heck no. Thats
retarded.
I'm a real life Viking living in Southern California. I like pop and
dance music.
Re: Penneym
by - buckeye_movie_guy (Wed Nov 19 2003 16:24:07 )
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There better be a good reason for free speech, because this sure
isn't next time one of yous posts on this thread, take a look at how
long it is and how you really don't talk about anything. You're just
like, wasting electricity. None of this has anything to do with the
movie either.
Bye the way, there are more Jedi's in England then Jews, according
to the last British census.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SamuraIAm (Wed Nov 19 2003 23:45:36 ) Ignore this
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To try and and add a little sanity and realism to the thread. With
connections to this Tom Cruise movie Japan's NHK Television called
me this week to do a profile on me.
Why? Because I am by profession on the faculty of a Buddhist
UnIversity and am listed at the Nippon Budokan as a senior member of
one of Japans most famous Kenjutsu schools. I am also the acting
Headmaster of another sword school and have taken well over twenty
Dan grades to reach a senior level in other martial arts.
Am a modern day samurai? If I ever say so. please, would someone
call the nearest mental hospital.
Please don't confuse mass media with the ideals of anyone practicing
the sword.
In receiving the call from NHK I was both shocked and insulted and
of course told them to "Get lost". One might say "Do it and try and
create a sense of realism into the mass media as to what the sword
is all about". Would this work? The answer is "No". I already did
one 40 minute documentary for NHK and other local television etc.
There promise make it realistic is false. It will be aired as,
"Westerner Samurai " to satisfy the desires of the public who love
this melodramatic crap.
What's the Samurai ideal? In theory practice with your weapons
(which at that time were swords. Now they are not but the same
theory applies) to defend yourself and your country. Apart from that
strive to increase the population and look and take care of those
around you. If a few people in this world followed that principle
they would not be in the shi??y situation they are in now!
I log on here because I like "Movies"
The mental hospitals over crowded enough already but judging by Tom
Cruise's interviews he needs treatment
all of you lighten up
by - safex11 (Thu Nov 20 2003 17:57:34 ) Ignore this
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I dunno, from after watching the movie you could easily say that the
Very honourable of you to say you follow this code, but it doesnt
make you a samurai. As someone pointed out already, the Samurai in
Japan during the Tokugawa Shogunate before the end of feudalism
proclaimed by Emperor Meiji were a class of people in a highly rigid
class structure. Each daimyo (fuedal lord) kept an army of Samurai
as his private force. One could not simply choose to be a samurai,
one had to be born into the class by a descendant of another
Samurai.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Don_Juan_Adan (Fri Nov 21 2003 21:45:51 ) Ignore
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www.realultimatepower.net
LOL!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - rns8751 (Sat Nov 22 2003 12:44:10 ) Ignore this
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I think you guys might be missing the point. There are no real
samurais left idiots. The samurais disappeared during the Meiji era.
They dont exist anymore. It would be the same as me claiming that
knights in shining armor still existed in the western world.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - safex11 (Sun Nov 23 2003 09:20:24 ) Ignore this
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right, but is chivalry really dead? i think you miss the point of
the title. the movie takes place at the start of the reformation if
japan, when the samurai were abolished. it's about the last handful
of samurai who refused to throw away their beliefs. they are the
last samurai, not cruise.
he is a samurai only as a metaphor for a warrior, and for sharing a
common set of ideas. don't take everything so damn literal all the
time.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SamuraIAm (Sun Nov 23 2003 10:32:47 ) Ignore this
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That's right. The official time of the Samurai is over but not for
some in Japan. I dont know if the guy is still alive today but 15
years ago there was a very wealthy and powerful man in Japan that
was considered the last Shoganati. His goal, and he plainly told
anyone including the press, was to take over the government of
Japan. Typically in America when a person makes threats like that
and has an army behind him the government immediately steps in to
dismantle or destroy it. However the only problem with him is he had
a very large following. He had people on his payroll that would die
for him and essentially were Samurai in every since of the word. He
had a court and allowed the press to speak to him one time. The
press was told to stay off the main platform he is on. One reporter
thought that was bs and jumped on it to get the lead questions. One
of 50 archers on the balcony plugged the reporter immediately.
I have not heard anything about this guy in years. He was pretty old
then so he might have passed. That is the only problem with being
powerful enough that the government can not handle you. Time is
always on the side of the government. Our government has done that
to American Indians whose leaders the calvary could not beat. They
simply left them alone till the leader died of old age then took
over the tribe.
There have been a few that hold onto the "Samurai" ways in Japan.
Often it is people that are generational to real Samurai.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Teif (Mon Nov 24 2003 14:59:57 ) Ignore this User
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jmagnolia if you ever read this thread again i want you to know that
you did a great job of getting a lot of attention and i'm sure
that's exactly what you intended. you also had bonus of bringing out
a lot of the real freaks out there namely penneym in particular. i
think you gave him the best opportunity he has had in ages to tell
people at great length about his immense knowledge of japanese
history and culture.
I hope the rest of you realise that jmagnolia is laughing his head
off at you for getting drawn into his ridiculous argument and his
mates are probably laughing at you to. I'm only addressing this to
the few of you that came here very frequently to check if he had
said anything new and to boast about your own knlowledge of the
samurai way.
I think the guy on the seven samurai thread put it best when he
said:
returned? dude, you just wanted to keep this thread alive because
people aren't responding to you. i'll help you with this. but i'm
afraid others are already tired of you. it was fun while it lasted.
you're hilarious.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - aly324 (Wed Nov 26 2003 19:48:05 ) Ignore this
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Yo dude. Get a *beep* life. I noe who im dealing with. I'm dealing a
with some 34 year old guy who lives with his parents. What r u gonna
do to me ...throw ninja stars at me. let me ask u this. Did yer mom
smoke crack when she was pregnant with u?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - froger737 (Thu Nov 27 2003 13:52:59 ) Ignore this
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You had a really straight faced act up until now, but with that last
post you blew it. Now everyone knows your a hack. You even stated
yourself that you were going to go watch a movie to learn how to
dispatch of your foes.
It was fun while it lasted. You should start a new online persona.
How about a ghostbuster? Their board could use a thread called "As a
real-life Ghostbuster I have some problems with this movie."
Good Luck, and thanks for a bunch of good laughs. In all
seriousness, my hat's off to you dude.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - highlanderj456 (Thu Nov 27 2003 14:02:36 ) Ignore
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Next post for jamgnolia for Star Wars III; "As a real-life Jedi...."
That sucks. I thought we'd pestered him enough to admit to his lies.
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Sadly enough, I only got in on this thread today when I was looking
for discussion on "Seven Samuri". But man, was it worth it...
although it is too bad that Jmagnolia hasn't given any more
information about himself than the fact that he's 28, lives with his
parents, won't name his "master" and lives by the code of honor
found in the script of "Ghost Dogg". "Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make you a chicken", said Chuck Phalaniuk.
Also, in response to the post waaaaaaaaay back, if we're going to be
Beetles, I really want to be George... but if you insist on keeping
that one, John will do. Not Paul... he kinda freaks me out... I
heard he thinks he's a samurai...
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Child-of-the-Crusades (Sat Nov 29 2003 02:32:25 )
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looks like someone's learned all their world histroy from Civ
III.....eh, Obi-Norm?
Re: Begun: This Cultural Exploitation has
by - slo88princess (Sat Nov 29 2003 13:40:03 ) Ignore
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i second that!!!!!!!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Okita_san (Sat Nov 29 2003 14:12:08 ) Ignore this
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Why did you come online to tell us this? No one gives a *beep* if
you call yourself samurai or not :)
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - gray_pixel (Sun Nov 30 2003 16:20:12 ) Ignore this
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i don't have half the patience required to read this whole thread,
but i still think this warrants a beating:
"Samurai is a class your born into, but i think its fine to follow
the code if you wish to do so."
please. definitions change. perhaps if you lived in a caste-based
society, you'd be correct. otherwise, it looks a whole lot more like
you're trying to use your IMPRESSIVE knowledge to defend an opinion
that was stupid to begin with: OMG TOM CRUSE IS NOT A SUAMRUAI!!!!11
[Post deleted]
I have to admit it was funny to read this forum, just one thing.
Does anyone talk about movies anymore?
As an actual, real-life movie fan.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - michapringle (Mon Dec 1 2003 11:06:51 ) Ignore
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hahaha. yeah... isn't this post a riot? Not sure about the movies
bit though...
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kickthecancrew (Mon Dec 1 2003 14:05:31 ) Ignore
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Are you sure you said Samurai and not BOXER? As in Chinese Boxer?
Because those guys believed that they could *ahem* dodge bullets and
some in fact believed they were impervious to them...and you know
how well that movement went...
You are delusional or a troll. Either way, the best policy is always
to give people like you scant attention.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Cruel_Intentions (Wed Dec 3 2003 15:42:21 ) Ignore
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**Wipes tear** Man, this is the funnies thread i've read in a while
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Hi, Jmag I have already inquired about a duel but you seem to have
overlooked me. I live in North Carolina, I havent taken any shots at
you I feel actions speak volumes while words are just whispers.
Please let me know if you are sincerely interested.
thank you
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - jekakale (Wed Dec 3 2003 22:40:51 ) Ignore this
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Jmag where are you from? Perhaps we could meet somewhere. I will
take a greyhound lol. So sword to sword huh...ok do you prefer the
daisho? Niten Ichi Ryu is the style I practice. I am serious about a
duel, I am not just trying to talk *beep*. So if you are indeed
serious let me know and we can work out the formalities. By the
way...no need in bringing my friends, duels arent about showing off,
I will bring one person as a witness and you can do the same.
thank you
[Post deleted]
thank you
[Post deleted]
jmagno1ia its cool that your trying to immitate jmagnolia but you
have to be more subtle and identify with the character.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - nazley (Thu Dec 4 2003 16:39:44 ) Ignore this User
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J mag, I have been waiting but hmm...you havent e-mailed me with any
plans for our duel. I assumed after all the talk that you would jump
at a chance to duel seeing as you have been studying the path of
Bushido for four years and all.
thank you
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - rns8751 (Thu Dec 4 2003 19:41:16 ) Ignore this
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Ofcourse, like he said himself those who always use their big beak
usually lose it. A man who does nothing but talk is usually only
talking because that is all that he knows how to do.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - jekakale (Thu Dec 4 2003 21:09:36 ) Ignore this
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jmag = jfag
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I have already accepted, e-mail me and we can work out the details.
thank you
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###
Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red dawn.
###
Jmag, I have nothing else to say...as you and I have both said
talking is nothing, actions are everything. I will wait patiently
for you to e-mail me with the plans for the duel. There is no point
of this worthless talk, we will see who is what when the duel
arrives.
thank you
[Post deleted]
hey jmagnolia, you want a duel? I'll give you a duel. Name the time
and place. Whenever. Wherever. Real swords. Sunset. Bring plenty of
bandages. If I let you live I'll show you your real destiny.
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m ¹ Á Ä ¾ ¤ Ì Í ³ B » ã Ì Ð ï Å Í o È ¢ æ B
-K
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - nguarente (Fri Dec 5 2003 19:26:34 ) Ignore this
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That's great man. When you get your own place you can jerk off while
watching Kurasowa films with out your mom busting in.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - nazley (Fri Dec 5 2003 19:53:07 ) Ignore this User
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Jmag, I have said I will come to where ever you are to duel. so
e-mail me and we can work it out. So stop "beaking" and get to
e-mailing me with the plans. I will come up there and that saves you
the trouble.
thank you
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - AlexDeLarge87 (Fri Dec 5 2003 19:55:23 ) Ignore
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you are 28 years old and you live with your mom? pathetic
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Damn dude... you really are a stupid douche bag, the only one in
this thread who is embarrassing themselves is you JM. You are the
one in this thread who is making an ass of themselve. Samurai?... My
ass... hey guess what, I'm a ****ing Pirate!
RRRRRR!!!!!!!
Re: Î © Î © µ ¢ â B
by - nazley (Fri Dec 5 2003 21:47:02 ) Ignore this User
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Stop what Jmag? All I have ever done is accept your challenge. Like
I said earlier I will ride out to where you are and duel you all you
have to do is say when and where,its simple really not even you
could misunderstand that...though for some reason you arent
understanding it. I havent tried to make fun of you or anything,I
have simply inquired about the duel you spoke of. I dont care what
you are an expert in or how many years you have studied bushido, we
all know already. All I am concerned with is a duel, so when you are
done talking and warning me and threatening everyone in the message
board just e-mail me at musashi_samooreye@yahoo.com and if you have
yahoo send me some pm's we can work the details out then.
thank you
Re: Penneym
by - matt-182 (Fri Dec 5 2003 21:50:17 ) Ignore this
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thank you
Re: Î © Î © µ ¢ â?B
by - kigaomoidansei (Sat Dec 6 2003 00:25:57 ) Ignore
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It's spelt "Duel" dumbass. And we all know exactly who we are
dealing with here, a complete and utter jackass.
In short, shut the **** up.
You think it takes 4 years to become a Samurai?... you really are
ignorant. And Samoorye is right, a real Samurai wouldn't go around
telling everyone he is one. Sounds to me like someone just wants
attention. Now, consider yourself ignored.
Re: Î © Î © µ ¢ â B
by - lusick (Sat Dec 6 2003 01:16:15 ) Ignore this User
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Ants and imbiciles? You claim you are a samurai, and yet have shown
no proof towards this. For a claim this outragous, you just expect
us to beleive you? If you want us to beleive you, you gotta beleive
that our buddy Jasonvoorheeves666 is a superhero.
[Post deleted]
For all you jerks picking on JMag, I happen to know for a fact that
he is a real samurai. I tracked him down (I'm a ninja, so it was no
problem) and saw him with my very own eyes. His glittering gold cape
clearly bore the words: "Bushido Man!" spelled out in strips of
electrical tape.
Re: Î © Î © µ ¢ â B
by - OUKnight99 (Sat Dec 6 2003 09:48:15 ) Ignore this
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Dual - \Du"al\, a. [L. dualis, fr. duo two. See Two.] Expressing, or
consisting of, the number two; belonging to two; as, the dual number
of nouns, etc., in Greek.
Just thought i'd put these up here so that Jfag...err i mean Jmag
doesn't make himself look like more of an ass. Not a very educated
samurai eh?
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jmagnolia, your a samurai who spends just a little too much time
online. shouldn't you be training? look out! ninjas!
[Post deleted]
I just read some of this thread and all I can say is "wow." This has
to be the most ridiculous set of posts in the world. Either jmag hit
his head while watching Ghost Dog and woke up thinking he was an
urban samurai, or this is all just been one big joke on his part.
The latter seems like a distinct possibility... I mean, a 28 year
old that lives with his mom (I'm sorry, just moved out HAHAHA)
possessing the grammatical skills of a slow-to-learn chimpanzee,
claiming to be a "an actual, real-life samurai" (wow! both actual
AND real-life)... that's just too perfect in its hilarity to be
true. My favorites so far have been the misuse of the word "dual"
and the way jmag turns down people that accept his challenges by
calling them ants. Keep at it jmag, this is way better than anything
that's on TV.
EDIT: OK, I just realized there is a jmagnolia and a jmagno1ia (the
number one replacing the "l" in the original name). So I'm guessing
some guy took a name similar to jmagnolia so he could pretend to be
this samurai that started the threads and have a good laugh?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - pacinomoss (Sat Dec 6 2003 12:35:16 ) Ignore this
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Nice legs! When do they open?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - hannan_matt (Sat Dec 6 2003 15:23:18 ) Ignore this
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if you are an actual samurai, then why are you wasting your time and
words on this message board. if you had any honor, why waste your
time trying to get a bunch of 13 year old kids to think you are
cool?
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thank you
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - JCMC (Sun Dec 7 2003 00:43:17 ) Ignore this User |
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"The best part is that you don't sound AT ALL like a teenage geek
who sits in his parents' basement, trying to absorb, osmosis-like,
the character traits of people on Star Trek or Dungeons & Dragons."
wow jason - to find the time to write a mini-online-essay devoted to
putting down someone you don't even know such as jmag makes you the
hugest geek ever. and yes, i am aware that the word "hugest" doesn't
even exist in the english dictionary - i only put it there so you
can put ME down for my lack of proper english grammar in yet another
one of your mini-online-essays crawling with your pathetic online
wit and sarcasm. loser.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - rns8751 (Sun Dec 7 2003 01:10:59 ) Ignore this
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yeoman farmers eat pirates for breakfast. when the yeoman revolution
comes, your pirates will be riddled with a blanket of deadly arrows.
sup y'all!
ghostdawg in the hizouse. all you fake azz samurai need to stop
frontin' i am the one and only true ghostdizawg
samuraiiieeiiiiieieie.
peace foo
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Unless you have the approval of fellow noble born Samurai, are born
into a Samurai family or have the honour bestowed upon you by an
Oyabun rank or higher patron you are NOT a Samurai any more than I
am a Knight because I practise chivallry.
Following the code of the Bushido is open to all fighting men and
has little to do with being a Samurai really since many Samurai
flaunted the code as we saw in WII in the prisoner of war camps.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kimikaboo (Sun Dec 7 2003 09:30:52 ) Ignore this
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I'm also a descendant of samuri, I've been given the family sword
that is houndreds years old. Where'd you get your sword ebay or
toys-r-us?
It's kind of funny listening to argue so passionatly about being a
"real samuri"
Good luck with your hobby
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - choochooman7 (Sun Dec 7 2003 12:18:47 ) Ignore
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Jmagnolia
Is all you do is go around to message boards about smaurai movies
and say "Hey I am a samurai and this film is not like what real
samurai are like." All your posts say the smae thing. It's annoying.
Don't watch samurai films if you will find inaccuracies and then
complain on the baords.
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You ought to start all your sentences with 'As an actual, real-life
samurai,'- perhaps also end them with '... in accordance with
prophecy.' Then realize that without a daimyo, you cannot be a real
samurai.
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - ED-210 (Sun Dec 7 2003 14:59:00 ) Ignore this User
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Well said.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high - Gunnery
Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - MHofer1984 (Sun Dec 7 2003 15:34:44 ) Ignore this
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Okay, he's gone from lunatic to plain retard. Everyone ignore him
and maybe he'll go away.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high - Gunnery
Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - ED-210 (Sun Dec 7 2003 15:38:04 ) Ignore this User
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Gee, if that was your last post, what happened to your last post
three posts ago? I'll tell you, you've certainly made my sunday
reading all this thread. How about writing one more time telling us
this is a waste of your time? Because I am quite sure now that you
are a scared little boy hoping to find out what people think about
you and your little fantasy. If your master (who is a b**ch) is
letting you use his computer to defend his honour, I'm sure he's
quite proud of bringing you into his world so he can have someone to
diddle at night.
Please respond...smite me like the infidel that I am, if you can
dodge bullets I'm sure you'll have no problem finding where I live
in 30 minutes or less to cut my head off before I know what
happened.
Or maybe I should be quaking in my boots.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - ED-210 (Sun Dec 7 2003 16:23:12 ) Ignore this User
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Wow, this is a surprise...I am glad you have seen the light Jmag and
have decided to step up to the plate. I will e-mail you and we can
plan out the duel, and as an added bonus with a one on one e-mail
there is no reason to waste a few months on bragging. I will talk to
you soon.
thank you
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[Post deleted]
did someone want email addresses so he could duel? what the hell is
going on in this thread? you mean like, e-duel through email? are
you a complete and utter loser? i still can't believe i read
that...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. the only thing worth reading
in here was the guy claiming to be a samurai working at a japanese
restaurant, haha, that was gold.
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so jmag,
as an actual samurai, does it get you laid?
does your code of honor help break the ice on blind dates?
Do you have a big ass armor suit or anything kickass like that?
How do samurais feel about global warming?
Can you kick MY ASS?
Alright, I've resisted posting on here long enough. JMag, unless you
were born into a Samurai Family you are not a samurai, they're
right. As you stated early on, you're caucasian, dressing black and
acting black wouldn't make you black, hell, it'd probably get you
shot if you rolled through the wrong part of town. I have studied
Kenjitsu as well as Ju Jitsu, just because I have learned the combat
forms of these martial arts does not make me a samurai, I might rank
a hitokiri at best. Just because you know the code doesn't mean you
follow, just because you follow it, doesn't make you a samurai. By
your logic if I followed the Jedi Code, I would be a Jedi. (quick
note, the tactics behind the use of the lightsabre is based
primarily on the Japanese art of swordsmanship)
You are not the only one that knows the code by the way.
Jin - to develop a sympathetic understanding of people
Gi - to preserve the correct ethics
Chu - to show loyalty to one's master
Ko - to respect and to care for one's parents
Rei - to show respect for others
Chi - to enhance wisdom by broadening one's knowledge
Shin - to be truthful at all times
Tei - to care for the aged and those of a humble station
Accepting duels from those that are not of an equal level to
challenge you lowers your status among the samurai if you were one,
which you aren't. Frankly, your very claiming that you are a samurai
cheapens the status behind being a samurai. I am a student of
Kenjitsu, I am a student of Ju Jitsu, I am a student of Taw Kwon Do,
I am a student Muay Thai, I feel that I possess the soul of a
warrior, I am a follower Shao Lin Buddhism. None of this makes me
any sort of ancient warrior. If it sounds like a duck, looks like a
duck, but smells like log I just pinched on your lawn, that doesn't
make it a f*cking duck, that just means I need to see a
proctologist.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SpyderOgre (Mon Dec 8 2003 23:42:50 ) Ignore this
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dont worry jmag i still like you and comet boy and that aztec guy
(sorry i dont know your super-name) id like to join you but i cant
seem to work the sewing machine very well so until i get some sort
of costume/super-name/catch phrase/gimick/superpower/philosophy/a
sandwhich/and maybe an extra set of limbs/eyes or something cool,
(ill take suggestions) so any ways till then keep a spot open for
me.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - al_graper (Tue Dec 9 2003 00:16:34 ) Ignore this
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hey man you got to realize that the way of the samurai is dead, and
if you watched the Samurai special on the History Channel it will
tell you that the last true Samurai died in the 18th century. Your
so called proof is garbage, hell I can recite parts of the code,and
its spelled "duel", and I can point out a person on a TV special and
say he taught me but it would not make it true, sorry kid your
"proof" has no strenght to it. I new a sensai who studied the arts
of Bushido for 30 years before he died and he did not dare call
himself a Samurai, for its way is dead.
[Post deleted]
[Post deleted]
Oh, ganubis, I know. :-) Well, I don't *know* for sure if they are
indeed two different people, but I figured it was worth posting to
see what sort of response I'd get. I can't believe this thread is
still alive, lol.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - valentino130 (Tue Dec 9 2003 18:33:25 ) Ignore
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lol, man everyone is just tearing this guy to pieces. That BBC news
report was just ridiculous. Some people need some serious therapy.
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I didnt want to take part in this, but I have to say, when I first
saw the Seven Samurai post, I didnt know why everyone was being such
dicks to you, but now that I see it, even if there are modern
samurai, which there may be, I seriously doubt you are one of them,
I'm also still confused about who owns which accounts, with the
Jmagnolia and Jmagno1ia with a 1, becuase the other person made the
parody posts about being on top of the master, which as first I
thought was proof you were just playing, but now Im not sure.
In conclusion, you are a total douche
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - warlock147 (Tue Dec 9 2003 21:26:24 ) Ignore this
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I have seen your previous post u also think your a real life jedi
and you like to say that Samurai *beep* in alot of other posts, how
immature can u be, man your sad.
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Jmag-
You know, I asked you very nicely to answer my post and you still
haven't. You can't even tell me what your Master's name is?
Apparently, it's easier for you to answer the humourous/rude posts
than a serious one. I guess this really is one big joke. Oh well!
[Post deleted]
Man, this has been a histerical thread. Thanks for the laughs
everyone!
And JMag, stop being such a faggot. You obviously can't live by the
Samurai code even if you wanted. You can't even live up to your word
of "last post" as you have said it 6 times.
You are insulting the real Samurai. I would insult you, but your
life is pretty pathetic ... how is mommy's basement?
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sup jmag. I just found this so hey you think you could post what a
typical samurai day is? I am extremely interested on what a real
life samurai has to endure in the modern world. Personally I
wouldn't do it, but if you want to hey thats your prerogative, you
can do what you want. And if these guy are all laughing at you or
whatever, don't worry about it. Also I was curious to where you live
(I'm not talking address, just like near Chicago or southern Italy
or wherever) and how old you are (teenager, 20s, 30s, etc.). I want
to know more about this real life samurai!
Re: You know what?
by - rns8751 (Thu Dec 11 2003 20:25:17 ) Ignore this
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It's funny, but every quote that Jmag has used is completely made
up.
"beaking will get you no where, the application of steel will give
you the world"
-the hakagure "
This quote is not in the HAGAKURE (which is the actual name of the
book, not "Hakagure" which shows how uneducated and ignorant Jmag
actually is).
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Re: You know what?
by - nazley (Thu Dec 11 2003 21:34:11 ) Ignore this
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Hey Jmag,
just wondering, I know you got your sword at Bugei trading, but what
style, model make is it? you should check out last legend.com and go
to sword armory then check out the Oriental realm. They have some
really awesome swords.
thank you
the hakagure states very clearly that any one who must resort to
name calling will meet the blade of the masters pupil, jekakale you
are first on the list.
To all the very intelligent and studious people (i know this because
they said so)who have responded to mr magnolia i have the utmost
repect for the Japanese culture and find it completely facinating
and salute your dedication.
Mr Magnolia. Read your quote!"any one who must resort to name
calling will meet the blade of the masters pupil" You follow it up
by telling them to shut their 'Beak'. On several occassions you've
called somebody a name, sometimes a rude one. Therefore you must die
by the blade! Am i wrong?
You also slagged someone off for not using a spell check. And on
several occasions you have made major spelling and grammatical
errors. Although not claiming to be a complete master of the English
Language i can only go to an old saying i have often heard "People
in glass houses......."
You profess to being a Samurai, yet you are rude, you have no
honour, you show other people little or no respect, you call people
names and you are vain. All of which goes against the doctrine of
the Samurai. (this is regardless of what people believe the
Samurai's role was in history.)
I haven't studied Japanese history, in fact the only way i know
anything is through personal reading, and movies (seeing as i'm a
movie freak and this is a movie site), but even Mr Miagi of "Karate
Kid" fame told "Daniel-San" that he must respect his oponent, never
encourage violence, and to always have honour.(Also Daniel-San left
home at 17 to live with him)
Finally, you may have "studied" the Bushido for 4 years but that
doesn't make you a Samurai. I studied the Indiana Jones Films for
several years, as well as the Tomb Raider films, but that doesn't
make me an Archaeologist (never said I could spell).
For 20 yrs i have studied the way of the Scooby-Doo, but that
doesn't mean that i can eat a 3ft sandwich whole, or run scared from
anything not wearing a short skirt (although sounds like a plan to
me).........(Thinks that thru and will probably get reply that Mr
Magnolia wears short skirts so re-think is in order).
In conclusion i may not be as intelligent as some of the other
people on this message board, and i feel that i am not as childish
or as rude as some of the others, but you are, in my opinion, a
Hypocrite. You profess to live by a doctorine, then do everything to
go against it.
Hope i've not sounded to harsh and....."Smoke me a kipper i'll be
back for breakfast."
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - namo05 (Fri Dec 12 2003 07:15:03 ) Ignore this
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LMFAO
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - pekopoko (Fri Dec 12 2003 09:46:04 ) Ignore this
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Hmm, onions you say, and diced tomatoes? Tell me more about these
onions and tomatoes they entice me. Cheese oh lots of cheese,
couldnt imagine life with out it.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - aikidoka_girl (Sat Dec 13 2003 20:52:19 ) Ignore
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LOL
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Being someone's direct descendant does not make you that person...
My great-great-grandfather was Amish. So much for heredity.
I'm also reminded by this topic of the construction foreman from
Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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You don't realize how cold a floor really is until you sit on it
without pants.
Re: You stupid imisills
by - remmy42 (Tue Dec 16 2003 03:14:57 ) Ignore this
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You don't realize how cold a floor really is until you sit on it
without pants.
Re: Thanks
by - namo05 (Tue Dec 16 2003 06:54:37 ) Ignore this
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UPDATED Tue Dec 16 2003 09:09:03
LOL
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ahh how the mighty samurai has fallen. gone are the days of old
where he roamed the country side upholding the law and protecting
the innocent.
now he works at a *beep* waffle house off the i95
[Post deleted]
wow that was insanely enlightening...By the way Waffle House has
some awesome food...where else can you get a great real burger at
like 2 a.m.? McDonalds and Wendy's may be open late or 24-7 but they
dont add the love to each meal. Our friend Jmagn0lia is correct,
love is all we need whether it be greasy and delicious, or just
silky and nauseating.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - hahajmagisafag (Wed Dec 17 2003 22:42:23 ) Ignore
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There are way too many j mag clones, in this threads prime I made a
challenge to the first j mag under the name shimmen takezo...no
response. the some time later i came back and there was a new jmag
who sais he is the old one and forgot his password which I believe
because I forgot mine too and had to make a new name hence "musashi
samooreye" I challenged him again and he talked neologic trash for
days. Then said he would accept so i gave my e-mail address which
never got any responses, then he gave his e-mail address and like an
hour later said I hadnt responded, so when I got home from work I
did respond and e-mailed him. He then told me that I seemed like an
honorable man and that he would publically call the duel off and
apologize. His next post was that the arrangements had been taken
care of and this will be my last post. No apology and no
cancellation. Therefore should the duel still be on? and since I
challenged him in the first place shouldnt I have say so of when and
if the duel be called off? Hmm...interesting. Jmagno1ia, not
Jmagn0lia where at in New Jersey are you exactly? I care nothing
about traffic.
thank you
Me-thinks you've all been a bit harsh on jmagnolia, after all any
Englishman will tell you that living your life according to strict
code aint easy. Over here in Blighty most adults have to adhere to
the stringent rules of the Highway-code. These rules hang like the
Sword of Damocles over every driver in the land. And should you
neglect these rules, and say, drive the wrong way round a
roundabout, you can expect to live the rest of your life in shame,
or at least cause a huge traffic accident.
Would now be good time tell you all I'm a Smurf, just like Pappa
Smurf before me.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - shinigamisan (Fri Dec 19 2003 15:45:47 ) Ignore
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ROTFL
Real Samurai.
Anata wa baka desu.
Want to meet me at Shinjuku JR station and show me your skillz.
Oops, sorry, I guess as a Real Samurai we'd probably better meet at
the Meiji Shrine. Harajuku exit on the JR. Short Walk to Yoyogi
Park.
Clean your hands with the Temple water, and clap 3 times before
entering, but I'm sure you have practiced this ritual for many
years.
Dewa mata.
ばかもいちげい
If the above Japanese Hiragana doesn't show on your computer, it's
an old Japanese saying, means roughly "Even a Fool has one Talent".
In this case, forums poser.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Robocopm4 (Sat Dec 20 2003 16:10:48 ) Ignore this
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Samurai were a class of society that were at the top due to there
beliefs and morals. You might (although I doubt you do) have learned
martial arts and swordsmanship but you can never be a samurai cause
the class has dissapeared from society.
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Jmagnolia is dead! God is Dead! Christ, He has risen! May you all
Live Long and Prosper! Save yourselves, do not walk, run, RUN from
this thread while you still have a breath of mortal soul left in
your dismal un-revamped being!!!!!! Hallelujah brothers and sisters,
Peace Frog from the Virginia Swamp welcomes you to the Wombat token
diatrabe of Frodo the younger and Bilbo the elder into the Grail,
the HOLY grail, that can only be defended with the sword, the cross,
and the BLOOD of your freakness the swizzle-master P.... yeah that's
right the Dude who swizzles wid de organic swizzle stick, wid ma
minizzle in da drizzle. Have a merry Christmas all you
Wombat/Dingbat freaks - and please do not decapitate your Christmas
tree with your Bushido blade before it's time, because that is an
exercise best left to the few remaining roaming phycho-killer
Samurai of the Gobi Desert such as the likes of Jmagnolia but he is
dead so please leave your Christmas tree alone and.... recycle it
responsibly, ya hear????? Repo man is ALWAYS intesnse!!!! Bank on
it. Rats. I hate rats.
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Nee!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - yifan_tunan (Tue Dec 23 2003 17:49:53 ) Ignore
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A real-life samurai who gets picked on over internet
by - Charlie000 (Wed Dec 24 2003 06:57:11 ) Ignore this
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UPDATED Wed Dec 24 2003 06:57:54
Ah. This guy trolled up the Ghost Dog forum as well. And the The
Seven Samurai forum. Don't waste your time on him.
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I would just like to say that this ENTIRE thread has amused me
greatly. Thank you to everyone for making my bad day a whole lot
better! ^_^
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Joshua_the_samurai (Fri Dec 26 2003 22:21:29 )
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Okay I was laughing my head off at first, but now it's just old.
Although I have to say, it was really funny.
Now stop posting here. :D
Re: yada
by - buchowski (Thu Jan 1 2004 14:45:32 ) Ignore this
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Wow, this has to be the longest thread I have seen on IMDB. Top.
:D
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J-MAG THANK YOU SO MUCH On one of the other post A RUDE PERSON who
thinks he/she know the Native Americans. I'm up set with this person
this is what I posted to heror him. I am so glad you have the ways.
We need to talk more. Peace be with you on your RED ROAD.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
<><><><>
Dear Before you start running your mouth Know that you are talking
to a Native American,
http://hometown.aol.com/poca1014k/myhomepage/index.html
And No your wrong We beleive that we were all ways here in North
America Most of us believe in the BEAR. We were born of the bear. We
didn't cross over no land bridge we were all ways here That only
white mans words. I that it yourt white. No wnder the East don't
like the white you need to open your mind more. And yes for your
information in the old days we DID that enemy's and took them in to
our village to learn our ways. That what the WAR LORD was doing he
saw that he was good at what he was doing. That like you kill one of
us we take two of you. Killing the women and children you were
taking away a big work force so we made up for it. Now Tell me I'm
wrong. You sound as bout as white as you can be. We Share the same
beliefs in Our view of the white man I can tell you take. We know
what warriors are the white people don't have any.
AND ANOTHER THING If we're mix in with the
CAUCASIAN,MEXICANS,HISPANICS and AFRICAN-AMERCANS Believe me it was
not by chose we did not invite you over here. As far as we The
Native are concern You are still trust passing on our land. And for
your information MEXICANS were Native American before the Spanish
came here there still our people. And you need to think the last I
heard the MEXICAN and the HISPANICS wereone in the same PEOPLE I
happen to be Spanish as well. YYOU sound more like a RED NECK TO ME>
NO PON INTTENED.
Katherine Eagle Bear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>.
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Good call.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Dinosaur_jr_-2 (Sun Jan 4 2004 11:37:42 ) Ignore
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Answer me this you *beep*, why are you starting all these topics?
You did this on the Seven Samurai message board as well as the Kill
Bill messag board. What the f uck is wrong with you? Samurais don't
go around the internet talking crap to random people, for thier
well-being, either take this *beep* elsewhere or keep it to yourself
you no-lifed little prick.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - barret_reich (Sun Jan 4 2004 17:26:13 ) Ignore
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whoever started this whole thread should just shut up already. your
not helping anything by trying to make everyone believe that youre a
real samurai. lets say everyone here agrees with you that you truly
are a samurai. what have you gained by proving that? your just
making everything harder for yourself. and who cares that the
information in the movie is all wrong, or whatever your complaining
about? its not a historical document. its not even real. its a
FICTIONAL movie.
what happened to your "this will be my last post ever?"
by - Nicole01 (Tue Jan 6 2004 06:49:22 ) Ignore this
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And here you got me all excited that you would stop posting....how
dare you!
"...this will be my last post ever."
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if you are samurai then maybe you shouldn't be braging about it.
Isn't there something that says your supposed to be humble. I know
"Hagakure" is a good book, I read it too but that don't make me no
samurai and if I was one I wouldn't get online trying to win brownie
points by braging about it.
Mmmm brownie's
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kered_3 (Tue Jan 6 2004 12:44:43 ) Ignore this
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ridiculous poser!
are you japanese?
you need to be a descendent of a "royal" family.
it was a feudal system, there were social boundaries.
despite what you have see in the movies, there were not white
samurai...
you are worth a laugh!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kered_3 (Tue Jan 6 2004 12:46:22 ) Ignore this
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ridiculous poser!
are you japanese?
you need to be a descendent of a "royal" family.
it was a feudal system, there were social boundaries.
despite what you have see in the movies, there were no caucasian
samurai...
you are worth a laugh!
you watch too many movies.
ok.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - nazley (Mon Jan 12 2004 20:30:50 ) Ignore this
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Yea that is hilarious all these jmag parodies are simply comedic
brilliance.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Teif (Fri Jan 16 2004 09:48:31 ) Ignore this User
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it's one thing being jmagnolia but imitating him! That's REALLY sad.
F**ing hell, this is the most funny web-site I have ever seen ...
Sarcasm level raises to the maximum there
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Everyone know you are not the real jmagnolia, you don't talk
anything like him, so just shut up. Jmagnolia was much funnier than
you and when he first did this it was original. Think up your own
hoax, this on is just a lame copy of a copy of a copy. And out of
all th eclones you are the second least funny. The least funny is
jmagno1ia.
Do you kids want to be like the real UN; or do you want to squabble
and waste time?
Re: fatty and a samurai
by - adam-330 (Wed Jan 21 2004 19:05:43 ) Ignore this
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Hey seriously, are you the guy who made this web page:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
?????
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the code huh where do you live NY ok Jan 31, 2004 my front yard
(1122 brookshire Dr. Tyler,TX) noon bring your sword, ill have mine.
If your not there ill declare myself and my school the winner and
emplore you to restore your self with your Tanto. Kill me or your
self. mmmkay -Hudson Scott blade master of the American Socity of
Karate.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - amkarateka (Sun Jan 25 2004 14:23:57 ) Ignore this
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fed us law is 5 and one half in. i am a knife and sword dealer you
cant carry a sword UNLESS it is to or from Martial Arts practace
2pac died
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Sorry I've been away so long, but Comet Boy has been spending a lot
of time with Astro Girl, and she really knows her way around a
"black hole," if ya know what I'm sayin. Really knows how to tickle
"Saturn's Rings," if you take my meaning. Really has a way of
squeezing out a "Milky Way."
ah, I don't know what I'm talking about.....
"Let's go do some crimes."
"Yeah....let's go get sushi and not pay."
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - barakabob (Sat Feb 7 2004 20:56:52 ) Ignore this
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Why the Templars? The Templars were part of the crusades and only
represent religious intolerance.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - barakabob (Sat Feb 7 2004 22:07:39 ) Ignore this
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um ya, i remember reading you write this crap on that seven samurai
post, and you said you are the only samurai... um if you have a
master shouldnt he be a samurai too? your such bull crap dude, quit
playing dungeons and dragons and get outside.
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Will you quit this fooliness, how do you find time for all of this?
your not a Samurai!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Ripper85 (Fri Feb 13 2004 10:59:26 ) Ignore this
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last post
you cannot gasp the depth of your wrongness
ever
last post
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - FLAVOURIX (Mon Feb 16 2004 06:15:10 ) Ignore this
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yeah i cant "gasp" the wrongness either, lol, now that is the
definition of irony if i ever saw it.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Hiei (Mon Feb 16 2004 09:06:22 ) Ignore this User
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Notice the last 2 posts of this Jmag dude, differences in the name
is this a joke? there is no "wrongness" but yours that you are too
arrogant to grasp.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - demandred_999 (Mon Feb 16 2004 15:19:05 ) Ignore
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Ok mr real life samurai, i have a news flash for you.
Your not a samurai. The samurai are extinct. You may follow the
code, to a certain extent, but your not samurai.
I heard you say that you have altered the code to accomodate modern
day life, which in itself is sacriliege.
#1, you have to be japanese and have been raised as a samurai to be
a samurai, and to dedicate yourself entirely to the code. Including
seppuku. Seppuku was used whenever a samurai thought he has fallen
from honor, even the small things. A lesser method of apologising
was cutting off a finger if honor did not require seppuku to be
restored. I seriously doubt you would do eithe of these things. And
yes, they are required. If you stray from or think that yo can
modify the old rules in any way to suit the 20th century, than your
not a real samurai.
#2 you must be willing to fight a man with a machine gun with only
archaic weapons. Yes that rule still applies. Samurai found the use
of all firearms dishonorable. You would also have to be willing to
fight him straight up without sneaking up on him because samurai
refused to do such things. If someone was a hundred paces away with
a gun, you would have to walk towards him in the open, without
sneaking, and fight him, giving him ample opportunities to shoot
you. I doubt you would do this either.
The only reason ninja were effective at all in the old days was
because they did not follow bushido. Everyone nowdays is a ninja.
Being a ninja in japan meant nothing except that you would use
whatever and do whatever it took to get the job done. Period. they
were normal guys who did not follow the samurai code.
Im japanese and i was raised knowing more about their culture and
it's history than you could ever know. Even the japanese
accknowledge the samurai as being extinct, and they should know.
You can follow the code all you want, but because you said you
modified the code to suit the modern day world, you have
automatically disregarded the possibility of you even being samurai.
Don't call yourself samurai. Just say you follow the code. That was,
you won't be regarded as a liar, which anyone and everyone should
regard anyone claiming to be samurai.
Well said, demandred 999
by - Hiei (Mon Feb 16 2004 17:17:15 ) Ignore this User
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I agree, and I find that very hard to attack your opponet who has a
firearm, but that is very accurate on what you said about the 19
century Japan theory, because then Samurai resented use of any
firearms, Ninjas dont use guns either to my knowledge, I could be
wrong. many Japanese at that time Samurai/Ninja had overcome swords
over guns against foreigners/ and Japanese who used this. and by
Jmag saying he modified the way of the Samurai into moderned ways,
if the samurai exist today, they would consider that dishonorable
and disgraceful, if you actually saw Last Samurai, it was the
purpose of the war between samurai and Imperialist(the ones who
welcomed foreigners into Japan) because the Menji goverment wanted
Japan to westenize like the rest of the world and except foreign
trade and the samurai didnt like it, so they rebeled, and even if
you ment a Japanese person whose from Japan and follows the code or
in karate, they would sure tel you you are not samurai. because you
disgrace any of their traditional means by trying to modern a way of
living that isnt meant to change.
[Post deleted]
Who are you to tell us where or when we can post? you are just
playing a big game. and wont admit your wrong.
the trouble with studying martial arts from books and macho
morons
by - mingo-2 (Tue Feb 17 2004 10:13:39 ) Ignore this
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Lol
[Post deleted]
HAHAHAHA yeah that's real funny. You must have a great since of
humor. To the guys above you, I have a master and I will definately
not reveal his identity. To the other jack asses on this board I am
not a teeneager, I am 28, have my own job and will soon have my own
place.
Just because you never had the disclipline to live a life of purpose
doesn't mean you must turn green with envy. You ignorant beetles
don't even know what the Bushido is. You will never know because you
are ants. You revolt me.
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note how one of them says: Good day to you sir. and the other says:
To the other jack asses on this board...
Hmmm...he must also have SERIOUS mood swings...and if he knew
ANYTHINg about the code, it says that he cannot disrespect his
enemiee, "master", or comrads...HMMMM...well, jasonvoorhees666666 is
his COMrade isnt he? if he isn't then he must be his enemy...and
jason voor didnt ever disrespect "J-Mag, the Samurai"....
all in all, "J-Mag, the Samurai (symbols clashing)" is a person who
has serious mood swings, a 42-year old fellow who lives in his
mother's basement, and is in the belief of Superman, Batman, the
Green Lantern, and think's hes in the Justice League, as J-Mag, the
Samurai (Symbols clashing). Btw, his so called "Master" is probably
the pirated DVD of the Last Samurai which he watches at least 1-2
times a day and practices all the moves on his plastic sword.
good day "J-Mag, the Samurai (symbols clashing)
"I am mature enough to know that your so called "mature" actions is
immature."-Unknown
Re: the trouble with studying martial arts from books and
macho morons
by - Hiei (Thu Feb 19 2004 20:17:01 ) Ignore this User
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LMAO Im sorry but I had to laugh that, playin with his plastic
sword.btw where does it say that he is 28 years old?
Re: the trouble with studying martial arts from books and
macho morons
by - eejij11225 (Sun Feb 22 2004 16:21:39 ) Ignore this
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What?
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from an earlier J-Mag the samurai post :To the other jack asses on
this board I am not a teeneager, |I am 28|, have my own job and will
soon have my own place.
i hope that answers neotheone's question
"I am mature enough to know that your so called "mature" actions is
immature."-Unknown
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Hiei (Thu Feb 26 2004 07:56:39 ) Ignore this User
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lol
"I am mature enough to know that your so called "mature" actions is
immature."-Unknown
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This is f ucking lame now. Why are you all still arguing about this?
*beep* you jmagnolia, you *beep* bitch. you are such a *beep* pillow
biter that you mom smells of goat piss and you father is the
daughter of a hamster. you code is written by a coke bottle. thats
right every one wants you to shut the *beep* up you asslicking
shithead dick! you masturbate to pictures of grasshoppers. the only
bishido you know is to cut the cheese with a butterknife
Re: the trouble with studying martial arts from books and
macho morons
by - demandred_999 (Mon Mar 1 2004 11:44:33 ) Ignore
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Your Japanese? you live in Japan? if so you would know more then he
does saying that he is a samurai. a bastardisation? why did Meiji
want the samurai gone anyways?
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Re: Indeed
by - Hiei (Sat Mar 6 2004 11:25:15 ) Ignore this User |
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This guy is full of BS. A "real-life" Samurai would never turn tail
and run away like this. You're no Samurai, just a BS-ing little
weasel who likes to play make-believe.
Indeed
This guy is like the magnolia fan from the jay and silent bob movie.
They find him in real life after the credits are rolling, turns out
to be an 8 year old kid, and jay and silent bob just pummel him.
None of these people posting are the original jmagnolia either. All
their names are spelt with numerical digits instead of the first
name he posted with(they are spoofing him).
Yeah i saw that something awful thread too.
[Post deleted]
Look at the original posters name, then compare it to the second guy
using the zero instead of the letter "o"
Either way, this thread was laughable. Everyone knows real samurai
are extinct. Follow the code as closely as modern times allow, but
altering the code to fit modern times makes you Not a samurai at
all.
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Indeed , demandred_999 -Sangi
by - Hiei (Sat Mar 27 2004 22:32:18 ) Ignore this User
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AAAGGGHHHHH
they tried to censor me, but they can't ever silence the real deal.
Fool, you spelled "imbecile" wrong. I'm laughing at you. Please keep
posting because you're a comedy goldmine.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - matthewing (Thu Apr 22 2004 13:05:27 ) Ignore this
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he's no actor;
he's a character.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - utstimpy (Thu Apr 22 2004 17:55:36 ) Ignore this
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You can be made Samurai by your liege lord, or you are born Samurai.
It is not an order, it is not a "way of life." Samurai generally
followed bushido, but they did not become Samurai by following it.
All people in Japan were expected to follow most of the common
courtesies and intricacies outlined in bushido. Tom Cruise -may-
have been made Samurai by Katsumoto, but it is never stated in the
movie. The name, "The Last Samurai" refers to the group of men who
opposed the corrupt Meiji government, not to one singular man. The
Japanese do not have plural modifiers, so Samurai = noble/nobles.
~ He who has no signature.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - US_Ken_Fan (Thu Apr 22 2004 21:24:57 ) Ignore this
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Thank you...can you believe how many people do not get the concept
of The Last Samurai? No matter how many times you say it refers to
the samurai's stand against the government, they just *refuse* to
believe you, and I don't know why. You don't even need the backgroud
of history to understand this (at least in my opinion), the movie
kept away from complicated details and excess baggage, so I cannot
see how some become so confused. You know who the "last samurai"
refers to when Nathan is first hired, I think...they ones he is
supposed to help defeat!
Ken Watanabe "Katsumoto":
http://www.tmsdancer.com/ken_watanabe
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - coldmail (Sat Apr 24 2004 16:06:32 ) Ignore this
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Rules a lot. People just don't read the entire thread, and keeps
refuting the theory that there is a real-life samurai in Seattly. I
believe he is a Samurai. If he wants to mastering me (as a real-life
white belt brasilian Jiujitsu fighter), I will be honoured
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Wow.....burned.
Samurai is a social class that no longer exists..
by - US_Ken_Fan (Mon Apr 26 2004 17:15:56 ) Ignore this
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you guys DO know this is the internet, right. nothings real here. so
your all a bunch of morons, while jmagnolia opperates at a higher
plane then the rest of you. HAHA.
I used to make fun of this situation, but now i applaude you, j.
Bravo! Bravo!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - US_Ken_Fan (Wed Apr 28 2004 21:56:38 ) Ignore this
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Of course, he isnt. he's some obsessed kid over seeing one too many
samurai movies.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - demandred_999 (Fri Apr 30 2004 19:40:13 ) Ignore
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And if he did fight a guy with a firearm, you better hope your
katana/sword can reflect bullets which it cant.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SpiritOfTheWolf (Thu May 6 2004 00:31:04 ) Ignore
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So he's not a teenager... he's worse... he's a guy in his late 20's
who STILL lives at home.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - J_magn0lia (Fri May 7 2004 23:46:23 ) Ignore this
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You lie! You have offended my honor. Feel the taste of my exploding
smoke bomb!!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - tripleo (Wed May 12 2004 02:53:53 ) Ignore this
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I can't help but think how many noble Samurai sit at their PC with a
box of twinkies and a case of YooHoo and argue with people on the
internet that they are in fact samurai.
I'm thinking you may very well BE "the Last Samurai" of the
Cleveland, Ohio local Computer Club chapter of the Samurai.
If you get schooled in an online duel of words and are defeated in
debate, do you impale yourself with deck of Magic the Gathering
cards out of shame?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - demandred_999 (Sat May 15 2004 22:52:39 ) Ignore
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LOL.
That's the best sum up of the original poster i have heard so far.
I love how online nerds, who likely are having problems with real
life(I.E, getting beat up in high school), create this fantasy world
for themselves on the internet to make themselves feel important and
actually begin believing some of it.
Jim carrey said it best.
Max "mommy says true beauty is on the inside!"
Carrey, "That's just something ugly people say"
Beauty on inside?
by - jrfranklin01 (Mon May 17 2004 21:25:23 ) Ignore
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Oh by the way, you can become a Samurai if you're not one, but it is
very difficult. The same way a man born into a lower rank of the
society, usually will grow up and be in that rank, but very rarely
one can rise above it and become a higher ranked Samurai.
Case point....Saigo Takamori, leader of the samurai rebellion, was
born into a low rank samurai family, but managed to become a very
high ranking samurai.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kos71ant (Thu Jun 3 2004 00:01:41 ) Ignore this
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Hey you samurai, you know what? I just read this great body building
book by Arnold Schwarzenegger, and guess what....? I just came to
realize that I am Arnold Schwarzenegger!!! Too bad that I have to
move all the way to California now :S Anyway, the point is that you
thinking that you're a samurai is even more stupid than my
idea...LOL Sorry man, gotta go to the gym I guess
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - KrowbOy (Fri Jun 11 2004 03:05:32 ) Ignore this
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wasn't gonna say anything until mr. jmagnolia pulled his own card by
yelling and raising cain at things...but these posts are
hilarious...so I guess I need to be thinking him and everyone else
for that. j"magnolia"...I can see ya now sitting in your dark
basement ,with your samurai garb, on in the recliner watching tom
cruise flicks all the time...bet ya love top gun. anyways I have a
confession to make...from the dawn of time I came...moving slowely
down through the centuries...I am an immortal....and pretty handy
with the sword...so u Mr. Samurai...I challenge u to a duel...
You really are an idiot, jmag. Clearly you are not real simply for
the fact that you keep going onto different boards and bullshitting
about the same things. Nice try, dipshit.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
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u know, in the news a while back there was this guy who came into a
supermarket with a katana and a trench coat and sliced some people
there. Unfortunately, this guy didnt plan on GUNS being present, so
now he's dead. lol He was the last samurai.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - tweeter149 (Thu Jul 29 2004 10:53:03 ) Ignore this
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Its very hypicrytical of you to blast Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
as not being a true showing of modern day samurai's on the Ghost Dog
message board but here cite it as reference as to how you live. So
which is it?
Re: Beauty on inside?
by - ffordegroupie (Mon Aug 2 2004 21:59:52 ) Ignore
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I'm sry for asking pherhaps an stupid question, after reading almost
everything in this topic I guess I'm allowed :p But ok... *uch uch*
wannabee-samuraiguy, I'm wondering, how's ur sex-life?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - overdrawnprocess (Thu Aug 12 2004 02:26:01 )
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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/
all this mention of Samurai code and following Bushido. That's fine
and all. However, I seem to recall two things...Samurai class did
follow the Bushido Code, but the major portion of their
"Samurai-ness" came from the religious practice of Shinto. I haven't
really heard any mention of this. Secondly, the samurai came about
in the first place as hired enforcers for the local Shogunate. So,
unless you are the hired Samurai hand of say... Donald Trump, I
don't see how you could be getting very far. If you wish to study
Samurai techniques such as sword techniques, various hand to hand
techniques etc. very well. It is impossible in the world of modern
society to 'be a Samurai' especially in America because the US
government doesn't take to kindly to people assuming control of the
law. They tend to frown on militia's and such. By the way, you might
ask how I know all of this. Well, I'll tell you but you must keep it
too yourself. I used my state of the art super computer, located in
the secret cave lair beneath my stately manor in Gotham. Trust me
the Batcomputer never lies...
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - zacharia7 (Mon Aug 23 2004 19:52:58 ) Ignore this
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As they say around here, "Those who live by the sword get shot by
those who don't."
Seems to me that sums up the state of affairs for the samurai class
after about 1945.
Re: As an actual, real-life smartass
by - Conagher-7 (Fri Sep 3 2004 11:14:28 ) Ignore this
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Well posted.
I also find it ironic how many intentionally offensive, poorly
written posts are written by people complaining about how offensive
and ignorant Americans are. Bigotry is bigotry, folks. Not all
Americans are uneducated, xenophobic, nationalists. Just like not
all Brits have bad teeth, not all French are snail-sucking cowards,
not all "Japs" (sic) are ninjas, and not all Russians are criminal
scum. Quit complaining about stereotypes by spreading more sodding
stereotypes.
A jug of wine
A leg of lamb
And thou!
Beside me,
Whistling in
the darkness.
FNORD
And it would be highly offensive for you to call a Japanese
person a Jap
by - CrimsonAlchemistScar (Sat Sep 4 2004 22:08:24 )
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Yall still talking about this? geez. and I mean, thats just like a
Japanese saying an American is a gaijin or any other race for that
matter.
This is the longest post I have ever seen!!!!!
by - danshibleet (Sun Sep 5 2004 01:37:18 ) Ignore this
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"WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. THERE ARE NO MORE SAMURAIS"
there is however, an american ninja. i saw it in a movie
Deliver me from clever art
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - zsbartels (Sat Sep 11 2004 07:21:27 ) Ignore this
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I think the kids need to get off the message boards and go to bed so
that the grownups can have a conversation.
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Man what a bunch of losers. The last samurai came out in theaters
over a year ago, adn since then I have bougth dvd. I watched it many
times and it still is very moving but very infuriating that so much
of the poeple who responded to the original posts don't even know
what those things that are spoken of by those who have only joined
most recently.
Of course, nothing new is being said. No one is bringing up any
points that havn't been thught of mby many people before them. it is
simply ideotic to think so.
The reason you all continue to write in is not about samurai or non
samurai ness. sure, us sword wielding, bushido living, shinto
prayin', anglo-japs, frequent message broards to get broads words to
yall.
You just want to be part of the largest message board on the web. so
don't bbe giving ewachother no mess about what other people said.
Your all losers. we're all losers. just quit taking. shut up.
you imbichiles are so stupid i don't want to talk to y'all any more.
somehow i dont think the whole lot of us got together before this
board started and said we`l make the largest post ever,its cause
what you said made people believe how stupid YOU really are. and
whats with the end of your post? "i dont want to talk to y`all any
more"........HOW OLD ARE YOU,5?
Re: This is the longest post I have ever seen!!!!!
by - J_magn0lia (Sun Oct 3 2004 16:36:36 ) Ignore this
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Not funyn
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - exploitedyouth (Sat Oct 9 2004 16:09:48 ) Ignore
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UPDATED Sat Oct 9 2004 16:16:38
Man so much for your last post, but anyways I believe you are an
agent of the Samurai as I am an agent of MI6, agent 007, Bond, James
Bond, shaken not stirred. I have killed many because I follow the
way of the super-duper secret spy. You should join me with the way
you like to handle big bulky.... katanas, we could rid the world of
all evil geniuses bent on world destruction. God I need some sleep.
P.S. Do all Samurai sit around eating popcorn watching Samurai
movies and throwing Shurikens at the screen when it unaccurately
portrays them? Thats what I do when I watch Bond movies and they
portray me wrong, except I shoot it with my silenced Walther PPK.
As an actual, boastful real-life samurai
by - Hey_Nielsen (Sun Oct 10 2004 01:17:29 ) Ignore
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nto funny
Re: As an actual, boastful real-life samurai
by - exploitedyouth (Wed Oct 13 2004 08:11:49 ) Ignore
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Wow, I was totally being serious. Good call, dude. Boy, is my face
red. You know, that wasn't even my friend I was replying to, I swore
it was a real life ninja talking about how he'll explode smoke bombs
in peoples faces for arguing with them.
I'm sorry, sir. It appears I have once again have given a headache
to the productive adults of America. Please forgive me as you
continue on your happy, fulfilling life of combing over all of my
internet exploits.
Re: As an actual, boastful real-life samurai
by - ipmorrison (Tue Oct 19 2004 09:31:10 ) Ignore this
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dude you do know thats not that same jmag that posted years ago
abouot being a samuri right? And you guys call the real Jmag
dissillunsioned you have people running around using his name just
to look cool or funny
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - J_magn0lia (Mon Nov 1 2004 00:14:24 ) Ignore this
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Jim Morrisson, though he's not doing too much walking nowadays
"What they do't seems to realise is that its the meek who're the
problem in the first place
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - J_magn0lia (Thu Dec 9 2004 08:36:12 ) Ignore this
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I don't mean to start up this thread again, but since it has died
down I feel it is only appropriate that I be the first post and I be
the last.
For akording to the hagakuru, he who is the first and last is also
the alpha and zeta.
This shall be my last post EVER.
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I'll give you "arrogant" - it's time for all you non-believers to
pay the piper. This is an ancient Japanese custom that requires me
to systematically hunt you down and 'open a can'... and not just any
can either... a BIG can - the kind of can you need industrial
strength machinery to open.
You should by now know to show the Samurai some respect - do not
think because our transmissions are electronic that I cannot find
you. I can mentally probe your identity and pound you into next
week. My power is enormous. Humility does not feature in my awesome
composition. Do not cross me or you will find yourself betwixt a
rock and a hard man <cue Knight Rider theme music here>
For the record - my master's name is Splinter... Master Splinter
taught me the code of practice and the importance of service level
agreements in the provision of professional services. Such
initiatives are binding and definitive - i warn you - do not breach
the code!!!! (and remember you better have change when the piper
calls because the piper won't break a fitty but will break your
legs)
J-Mag (aka The Piper)
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - jmagnolia_ (Sun Dec 26 2004 15:41:23 ) Ignore this
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I just finished watching Lord of the Rings, and I've decided that
I'm an actual real life Elf because... well, that's all I got. Take
that Will Farrel!
Bushido is long dead. The Samurai have been extinct for generations.
You suck at life.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - danielvine209 (Fri Jan 7 2005 01:02:35 ) Ignore
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No you suck at life cause you dont have anything better to do than
to flame somone on their beliefs, Bushido is not dead, its as alive
as anything, it involves Buddism and Shintoism, and Taoism, they all
still exsist, and it you beleive in all of them, your following
Bushido..
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - thesixsamuraikickkurosawasass (Fri Jan 7 2005 05:22:16 )
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Has anyone in the world recently developed any warrior codes? There
are all these ancient styles of living. Are there any new ones that
resemble the Samurai way but are distinct in their own right?
Personally I thin codes that are masterless are cool because it puts
additional importance on self-reliance and self-discipline. Plus if
you (expletive) up, you have no one to blame but yourself which puts
all the responsibility for improving on your shoulders. Everything
you do right you can claim full credit for because you on your own,
using your own means, were the one who made the improvements.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - ThisBouncingSoul (Sun Jan 9 2005 15:50:39 ) Ignore
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Haha. You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. If you
were to follow Bushido nowdays you would be breaking many laws. This
means that you would dishonor your family as well as your superiors.
And as we all know, for a samurai to dishonor their master is the
worst crime imaginable. So no. It can't be followed today. To live
by bushido today would be a walking contradiction. You could live by
your own moral code but to call it bushido would be very wrong and
disrespectful.
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LOL Splinter, whoa you trained with the Teenage Mutuant Ninja
Turtles!!
J-mag, you are supposed to -know- your enemy.
[Post deleted]
LOL Possibly.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - SuicidalSamurai (Wed Feb 2 2005 10:17:53 ) Ignore
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A rat for a Sensei? Can't you come up with anything more original
than that?
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Seriously can we let this thread die? It WAS funny about a year ago,
but it is so dead. Jmag is still a moron (IMO), but this is just
getting ridiculous.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - CrimsonAlchemistScar (Sat Feb 5 2005 16:39:34 )
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I propose a Toast!
Barnabas! A crate of your finest oranges for this strapping samurai!
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Jon_LtD (Tue Feb 22 2005 09:21:29 ) Ignore this
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Hey, riderlarose,
Technically speaking you're not a samurai, you're a butt ninja.
Look man, I follow the samurai code but that doesn't mean I'm an
actual samurai. I've got a bunch of katanas, also doesn't mean I'm a
samurai. Plus, I don't think you would commit hara-kiri out of
shame. The word "Samurai" itself means to serve, kind of duty. Serve
what? The japanese emperor. According to the fact that there are no
emperors anymore in Japan, you can't be a samurai, it's the way you
live your life, nothing more. And going aroud saying you're a real
samurai doesn't make you look kEwL, it makes you look like a
pathetic idiot who tries to say he's something that he can't be.
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I am not sure if this was brought up in the past or not. due to the
fact that i am not going to ever read all of the threads here, but i
shall say it anyway... has anyone discovered that it seems as if
Jmag watched The last Samurai and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Back-to-back.. he makes many remarks to his master splinter...i have
to ask...whitch of the four turtles do you train with?
[Post deleted]
He started the same type of post on the 7 Samurai board. It's almost
2 years old as well.
"I've seen detergents leave a better film than this." - Waldorf
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - trgusa (Thu Mar 17 2005 13:58:35 ) Ignore this
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If by "he" you mean jmagolia, yes, he has posts all over the
internet in various forums... some political, some not(just do a
Google search). Some are literate, some are not... none, however,
are very recent.
Now that I have seen the movie, I can say this... I rate movies on a
A to D level, A being "Must see, must own", B being "Must see at
least once", C being "See if you have nothing better to do", D being
"Forget it". I rate 'The Last Samurai' as a "C" movie, with a few
perks, but otherwise not out of the ordinary for Hollywood
distortions of Japanese history in need of an analogous white male
figure to draw in America's box office money. And believe me... I
researched this movie....
This movie might have fared better with an all-Japanese cast focused
on Saigo Takamori, who headed the doomed Satsuma Rebellion in 1877.
Now THERE is a story worth telling. Read his life's history.
OR, it might also have fared well with "Shrek III- The Last
Samurai?". Heheheh.
Incidently, many of the real "Last Samurai" survived into the early
1900s (unemployed, powerless, and having lost their 8% of Japan's
lands along with their riches, whereas they perished and left only
their descendants, who even today, enjoy a high social status for
their heritage.
Wow this board has been going on a long time! I guess it depends on
how you define samurai. But whatever, i dont really care
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - zerojack89 (Wed Mar 30 2005 23:16:14 ) Ignore this
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LOL!
I had forgotten this board for awhile, and i can see that its still
going XD
I'm an actual real life human being who follows the code of....human
beings.
-i'd rather have a good conversation.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - saaivu (Wed Apr 13 2005 08:05:01 ) Ignore this
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I don't know why all of you make fun of such a tradition with such
honor and prestige as the Samurai. It is of noble and humble
origins. I actually only wish that people were to live by that code
more often. People in these days have no honor ro respct for there
daily activities. They don't astrive to be the best that they can
become. The samurai way does not promote greed, or competition, but
more on respected and honor for ourselves and others.
I have studied the Samurai culture for 3 years. I have learned some
Japanese, but not enough to keep up a conversation. I am not white,
or asian in any sense. I am a hispanic that is willing to find out
about other cultures. I speak 6 other languages, 4 fluent and 2
intermediate and I am learning Japanese. If people could strive to
be more open to culture... yes the Samurai are not perfect, but they
try their best to understand nature and the worlld around them and
unite with their energy.
I can say I am a practicing Christian, and I don't believe in their
way of Budism, but the principles are still of moral quality. People
don't embed themselves in trying the best for what they can achieve.
I am not an overachiever of any sense. I just make efficient use of
my time and energy.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - bluesfan38 (Fri Jun 3 2005 05:57:44 ) Ignore this
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I really enjoy this movie too much. I like the way of the Samurai
and i thought they are honorable men.
I am very happy to learn about different culture of mine.
By the way, i am from egypt and it honor me to know you.
my email is tamer.shalaby@gmail.com
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - anybody-here-like-movies (Tue Jun 7 2005 16:45:52 )
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as a real life samuria also i must ask you to a duel for i am also
trianed under the art of bushido.i challange you to a duel. if u do
not show up you have lost all honor.meet me at 4 george dr west
porters lake canada novascotia.
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - nostromo999 (Mon Jun 20 2005 21:48:09 ) Ignore
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LOL, haven't been checking this thread in a LONG time, but this post
really made me laugh! My kids asked 'What's so funny?'
"You ever get the feeling there's something going on we don't know
about?"
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - kinackin (Fri Jun 24 2005 15:55:21 ) Ignore this
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aww man, i only nipped on imdb for a quick look at the last samurai
page after watching it... i have been here all night reading this
thread.
And i would just like to state i am a samurai too and anyone that
wishes to dispute my claim at samuraidity will answer to my uber
sharp Wakizashi + 3.
yeah, last time I posted on this i was like in 7th grade, now i'm
going to 9th.
and at the time, the thread was already a year old.
yikes!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - daydream_queen (Wed Jul 27 2005 13:28:51 ) Ignore
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Thanks to this thread, I have decided to change my plans for the
future. I wanted to study political science; but why go to
university when they are so many other career options available? I
have read all the required books and watched all the required
movies, and even managed to find some chainmail for sale at my local
Wal-Mart last Halloween...so I've decided to become a knight. Sure,
I live in 21st century Canada, not medieval Europe, and I don't know
any nobles, but who cares about historical accuracy? With a sword
and a few horseback riding lessons, I will be a bold knight in
shining armour, and will protect my land from evil!
I will get my own place soon, so I can practice my swordfighting
without accidentally decapitating family members who get in the way.
If anyone else on this board is interested, you can come to my place
and we can duel. Samurai, Jedi knights, ninjas, Vikings, hobbits,
elves, and superheroes are welcome. May the best poser win!
Did anybody order an apocalypse?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - tpac76 (Wed Aug 3 2005 12:15:22 ) Ignore this User
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could you be more pathetic? jeezus, how old are you? 10`11`? get a
life.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - shauncreaney (Tue Aug 23 2005 12:43:32 ) Ignore
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You need to hook up with our Mr.V- the resident reel life
vigelente...
Go to the Vigilante (1987) board.
Think of all that you could achieve if you were to join forces!! You
would be invincible!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
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Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - bobbyh64 (Mon Sep 12 2005 01:12:51 ) Ignore this
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Sure dude, heck I'll even have a word with Pop n see if he can
squeeze you in anyway.
Johnny RocketFingers says: I have this condition...
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Jmagnolia i respect what you are doing. But it is modern day and
unfortuntaley it is almost impossible to live like one. I have great
respects for the samurai and i can only wish one day the might and
wisdom from the samurai will once be remebered.
" Ah! as the dew i fall. As the dew i vanish.
Unknow.
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Damn, this thread is still going? It's been around since the film
was released.
"I must BREAK you....." Rocky
Hudson: How do i get out of this chicken-*beep* outfit?
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Devildog1124 (Sat Nov 5 2005 23:32:17 ) Ignore
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Samurai? No.
Dork? Yes.
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - mazariegosivx (Tue Nov 15 2005 20:29:26 ) Ignore
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I what you say is true, you live in grave danger. For I am of the
"Natushibi Kotanska" literally translating to "I will fell all
Samurai with my terrible swift sword". I will look for you, keeper
of Magnolia. Warned you be....
This thread will stay alive as long as those who follow the code of
bushido do. And seeing as we have an actual, real-life samurai in
our midst, it will stay alive for a long, long time.
Om Mani Padme Hum
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - crawler_x (Fri Dec 30 2005 19:56:47 ) Ignore this
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keeping it alive!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Esplin (Fri Dec 30 2005 22:20:06 ) Ignore this
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I am Lord Voldemort.
*points wand and whispers Avada Kedavra!
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - saaivu (Mon Jan 9 2006 10:49:27 ) Ignore this User
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My god, this thread is still going??? How long has it been around
now? Three years or something?
jmagnolia, you sure know how to make people talk ;P
I am a real-life human! Beat that!
Like most things I am nothing, but like everything I am part of a
whole.
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i agree
Re: As an actual, real-life samurai
by - Tsotha-lanti 10 hours ago (Mon Jan 30 2006 17:15:33 )
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I am an alien.