Text game uncle B:

Phone and text game is a massively neglected area on this forum.

There are posts on how to get solid # closes or how to set up day 2s,
but few on how to use phone game to directly get you laid. The thing
is, I think with PU, you have to tailor it to your life, so recently I've
been working a hell of a lot on phone game. I'm never going to be the
guy doing loads of street game and instant dates for example as I
simply don't have the time. Training 4 nights a week, and attending to
my social life on 2 nights leaves very little time for day 2s.

So what I've developed is a method of bypassing day 2s in their

conventional sense. I try to get so much done on the phone, so by the
time we get to a day 2, it's pretty obvious to both myself and the HB
that we're meeting for sex. I use phonecalls for comfort, teasing, ball
busting and rapport work, while using text for mainly sexual
escalation. Below is a breakdown of a text conversation I had recently.
Phonecalls are impossible for me to break down in a helpful way as my
style is pretty natural. I'll put comments after each text, so you can
see my thought process and understand how to use the phone to your
advantage. Tailor this to your own style and add your own personality
to it. Don't be a robot or copy this word for word as it is congruent
with who I am as a person.

This is a bit of a LR; a bit of tactics and techniques; and a bit of a

discussion; hence why i'm posting it here. The post is long, but trust
me it's well worth it.

HBMUSIC

Background
Met her through social circle game. She's a music artist famous in
some circles. She's on her 2nd album with a couple of songs in the
charts and music video on MTV. First time we met, we had a pretty
decent conversation, minor kino and a bit of dancing. I only managed
a facebook close. I sent her a couple of messages on facebook, but
she never replied. I see her when i'm out with 5 girls and would you
believe it...she wants a piece of Uncle B, what a surprise! It couldn't
possibly have anything to do with the 5 girls that were with me could
it? I #close.

As an artist/minor celebrity, she has very hectic schedule and thus will
be very prone to flake. Day 2s with these kind of girls are hard to set
up as they will constantly have stuff come up. I was supposed to meet
her Saturday night, but she flaked last minute. "Something came up".
With these kind of girls you must look for opportunities where they
arise and be flexible with seeing them.

Text Convo

11:47:59 - Uncle B
*nickname*, I just found out what "killing kittens" actually means!

Training has been cancelled, so I have the afternoon off. I want to see
how far I can escalate with her, on the off chance she may be at
home. In the text, I don't ask her any questions, but I'm hoping the
statment will prompt a response, and by its sexual nature I can keep
things sexual. Also NEVER use their real name. In this case I use a
different nickname; all variants of her first name, every time I address
her. No other guys will be doing that and with girls of high value, you
want to stand out as much as possible.

12:02:53 - HBmusic
And?

Her response was quick, but she's not giving me loads to work with.
I've got to hook her with the next text.

12:06:04 - Uncle B
The story goes, everytime a woman gets herself off God kills a kitten!
U laughed when I told u the sex club was called "Killing Kittens", I
thought u knew!

This brings up some call back humour from a previous conversation.

Always do this at the early stages of interacting with her. You have to
take her state back to a time when her BT was up. If you do this for
the first few times you call or text, what happens is when she see's
your name flashing or a text from you, she instantly is happy, or goes
into state if you will.

I'm trying to get the conversation sexual as quickly as possible. I

know she's likely to reply and regardless of her response my next text
will be an escalation of this theme.

12:06:57 - HBmusic
O lol! I once saw that saying on a packet of mints.

12:11:09 - Uncle B
Smile if you killed any kittens today...

12:11:38 - HBmusic
:-(

So she's being playful, but not really hooking or giving me anything to

go with. I need to keep being Cocky and Funny and escalating. I'm
trying to bait her into a sexual conversation with me. She's replying
very quickly ti my texts, so I calibrate knowing that I need to plough a
bit but in a non-needy way.

12:14:18 - Uncle B
Liar!...I bet you smiled. What are u doing?

BAD BAD BAD! As soon as I sent it, I knew it was shit. What I'm trying
to do is use fluff talk so that whatever she answers too, I can tease
her about it. Problem is the transition wasn't smooth enough. It
sounds like I'm reaching. I should have dropped the 2nd sentence and
gone with something witty about what I was doing. As a result, I don't
get a text back, so I need to move forward.

12:27:22 - Uncle B
*nickname* do you have internet where you are?

This text is to get her back to response. It's intriguing as by asking

this I'm implying that I'm going to probably send her something, or
show her something online.

I use another variation of her nickname to keep the playful vibe, and
due to my early non-needy texts, she hooks with an answer. My plan
is to get her on msn or something. Most musicians, actors, minor
celebs, socialites, are online junkies. Judging my the amount of friends
she has on myspace and facebook, I'm guessing she's no different.
She will probably be more open online. Also, I can escalate a lot
better on msn and really pull out CF.

12:28:02 - HBmusic
Will in half an hour.

Still nothing from her. All texts have been one sentence long. Thing is
though, if you look at the times, she is still replying pretty quickly.
When women do this, they're usually enjoying the attention, but don't
want to show they're too eager. If she left texting too long she runs
the risk of me not replying and thus her entertainment is gone. It's an
IOI, and you must view it how you would view an IOI in the field (i.e.
girl is still standing there talking to you).

12:33:48 - Uncle B
Add me on msn, that way u can keep me entertained while I'm
working. Some1 played practical joke and put black dye on all the
doors in the office this morning...I can tell its going to be one of those
days.

I needed to get out of dancing monkey so I reframed that SHE needs

to entertain me. I then chucked in a reason as to why I'm texting
her...to avoid a strange day, and keep me entertained. Without a root,
it conveys too much interest. True story btw (obviously didn't happen
that day).

12:35:26 - HBmusic
Haha.I dnt use msn lol change of plan.stayin in bed.jus lost all balance
n went straight down the stairs!

Finally we hit the tipping point. Some investment. Now, the whole time
you want to be looking for something you can take the piss out of her
for. You can ask fluff questions and whatever her answer rip the piss
out of it (but within reason, calibrate). In this case she's given me
something to bust her on. This is my first opportunity to amplify
attraction. Additionally anything she says that can be misinterpreted
as sexual or has sexual connotations; YOU MUST run with it. In this
case she mentions her bed.

12:46:12 - Uncle B
You plonker...for not having msn and for falling down the stairs. I'm
over work, I'm leaving can't be arsed to do anymore. Is ur bed warm?

I know she's at home and plans on staying in bed, so having flexible

work hours I decide to say I'm leaving work, which give me the
opportunity to be free at the same time as her; like it just happened.
If I let her think I left work for her, I'm DLVing big time. Also with
super flaky types like musicians, models etc you need to seize any
opportunity that comes up if you want a good chance of seeing them.

12:47:44 - HBmusic
Im on sofa watchin family guy! I wish I had a flatmate! I need
someone to go get me some cigarettes and cook me food!!!!

12:52:03 - Uncle B
Great, you keep the sofa and I'll take your bed, I need some RnR after
my weekend. I'll trade u food and ciggies for a fluffed up pillow and
duvet.

You only pay attention to the bits she gives you that you can escalate
with or misinterpret to your own means. I stay with the bed thread,
and I agree to give her what she wants, but she has to jump through
my hoop first. If she agrees to this, I know I've got an invite to her
house. The next step is to up the sexual ante. You have to be smooth
with this using text. It's like a playful game. I'm saying I want to rest
in her bed, but I mean I want to get in your bed so I can do you some
damage. Women are all about reading between the lines so use
ambiguity as much as possible in your texts. Next thing is, I want to
get as sexual as possible before I see her so its very obvious why I'm
coming round.

12:53:03 - HBmusic
I'll give you 4pillows!

12:56:44 - Uncle B
Deal! I'll bring u some ciggies and some lunch in exchange for 4
pillows and ur bed. Now no matter how cosy or inviting the bed looks,
ur not allowed in u hear me? I'm not that kind of guy.

Not as sexual, as I wouldve liked to be, but its fine. I'm calibrating to
what she's giving me. I have an excuse to get in her bed and by re-
framing her as the sexual aggressor I have everything I need already.

12:58:27 - HBmusic
Ok tempted as I am...I'll keep my whip in the wardrobe.

13:03:56 - Uncle B
Whip...? Oh lord, what am I getting myself into. Text me ur address
and what kind of food you fancy and I'll see you bout half 2. Oh and
*nickname* if you forget to fluff my pillows, I'll eat the food myself
and smoke your ciggies out of spite!

She plays along with the sexual aggressor frame, which is perfect. I
now want to end the conversation. Its too soon to end on a sexual
note. If the last thing said this early in the interaction is sexual, when
I'm on my way over, it may trigger ASD. So, I bring back the playful
vibe and drop a C/F comment in there for good measure.
She texts me her address. I get there, we eat, as soon as we finish, I
ask her "so show me my bed and my pillows". She takes me into her
room. I climb into her bed. I look at her smile and say "oh ok then, I
guess you can get in for a bit". She climbs in and the rest is history.

So, just over an hour from first text to last. Remember this is a girl,
that ignored me twice on facebook and flaked as recently as 2 days
earlier. Escalation was pretty easy once I saw her, as she pretty much
accepted all the sexual innuendos in the texts. I'll post the 2nd
transcript once I finish writing it up, but seriously guys start using text
and phone to make your day 2s just about sex.

Love and Carnage

Uncle B

PART 2:

So transcript no 2. I think this is better off in the tactics section so

people can find use of it easier. Here's a link to transcript
no1http://www.thelss.com/forum/index.php?
topic=18138.msg130299#msg130299

I'm using these examples as it shows 2 different styles of using text

game to your advantage. In t1 I had to plough to turn initial attraction
into a viable day2. In the transcript below, I have to create attraction
and interest from scratch. There is also a technique I use of having
dual themes in each text. One that is logical and normal, and one that
pumps the attraction vibe. It will make more sense as you read it.

HBrandom
Hello Uncel B!x.how r u?u helpd me out lng time ago puting me
and my girls on a guestlist.nt sure if u remember,we even
exchange myspace invitations.we wd like to go 4a girls nite out
2mrw,x,wd u have anything interesting/compl. 4us?its 4 or 5of
us?x.

Uncle B
Interesting...of course I don't work so much in clubs, but the
owners, promoters etc do me favours but its more of a
personal thing. Did we ever meet?

This can be viewed as a dead number or first text interaction. She

obviously remembers me to some extent, but I have absolutely no
idea who she is. So the point of my early texts, is to DHV while
displaying my cocky/cheeky personality. I ask if we've met, so I can
judge the level of interaction and generally what our relationship is.

HBrandom
So u dnt remember.x.thats nt gd.x.i thought we met but we
never actually have.i got ur number from a guy who interupted
me once whn i was getting to a club ofering his guestlist...lng
story.does it ring a bell?:-Dso uve never delt wth guestlist and
club promoting?

Ok, so I know she's bothered by the fact that I don't remember her.
The rest of text is unimportant. However, here's where the skill is
involved. I have no real comfort with this girl. I need to keep the
boring logical part of texts while at the same time escalating and being
C/F. This is a fail safe. If she's into me, she'll respond to the
escalation. If she's not then she'll only respond to logical. If I only
used logical she'd probably get bored with fluff talk. If I only escalate,
then she may decide to play girl games and not reply etc. You run the
dual themed texts till you have solid attraction and comfort, then u
just drop the logical threads and keep escalating. It will become clear
in a bit.

Uncle B
Haha, random people giving out my no. K**** is a Polish name
I think, & 1of my favourite girlfriends was Polish, so Id b happy
2help.How many of u again?

I put some bait out there about my favourite polish girlfriend (pre-
selection and rapport building), but at the same time I occupy logic by
referring to what she wanted in the first place. This way she has to
reply to my text and chances are she'll address the escalation as well.

HBrandom
Its really strange u dnt remember me.u were going on holiday
in a day or so when we spoked/txted last time and we agreed
to go 4a drink when u cm bk.xxx.i said ull have to bare 4girls
and u said ull hold me to that promise.u must be very popular
and enjoying random people if u dnt remember;-)glad to hear
my name brings gd memories.so do u speak polish?

Women will hear what they want. She completely ignored my

question. She's still bothered I don't remember her. She's took the
bait about the polish ex girlfriend, which is perfect. I do this with every
non-english girl. Reason is, they will always ask you if you can speak
the language of your ex. Easy to transition to a sexual frame, and the
frame of teacher student, which is also sexual. She's aknowledged that
I'm popular, which is all the DHVs I need, I can now just concentrate
on the language thread. Experience will allow you to direct any
conversation where you want it.

Uncle B
Haha 4girls...that sounds like me Have you been to the new
place Jalouse? I know the people there, they'll look after you. I
only know dirty or sexual words in Polish, she never taught me
anything else, u should teach me something to say...

My standard transition from foreign ex girlfriend. Can you still see, I'm
being logical in the 1st half of the text, which forces her to respond to
me. I have very little if any comfort or familiarity with her so I have to
give her a reason to text back or its very likely she'll ignore my text at
this early stage. This way I never lose my value. I can leave it and
slow the interaction, but I know my text game is good enough that if I
can exchange a few texts with a girl, I will fuck her. Momentum is so
important.

HBrandom
No,never heard of this place.is it good?dirty polish?well,well,im
a gd girl so if i teach u smthing it will b nice.x.

Perfect, she's following the thread of dirty words and teaching. Now, I
can begin qualifying her. Teasing comes naturally to me, but for those
that it doesn't, you should always be looking for a reason to tease or
disagree in a playful way. In this case, I hate good girls. I know she's
attracted so I want her to want to fulfill my preference of liking bad
girls.

Uncle B
Ahh a good girl, how sweet. Well I'm bad, so I might not be
able to learn The music at Jalouse is good, and the
crowd...well what do you find gdlooking?

HBrandom
I dnt care about gd looks,i like nice people...i do admit u seem
like a bad boy...and if that means u might have a problem wth
learning nice polish,u tell me what u wanna knw and i might
teach u...;-)so whats d crowd like in that place u mentioned?
So you see she's now flirting. All girls want to fuck bad boys. Its good
that she's come to the conclusion that I'm bad by herself. She also
gives me an invitation based on the teacher thread. I'll ignore
everything else she says.

Uncle B
I'm not sure what lessons I want yet, how good a teacher are
u?

HBrandom
Very gd teacher...only when i deal wth gd students:-D....mixd
crowd is fine...so ill c u there,is Uncle B ur real name?

Qualification and investment

Uncle B
No it's my nickname. If you can give good hugs, I'll tell you my
real name.

A reason to kino when I see her, and I'm not jumping into her hoops
too quickly.

HBrandom
Ok.will b in touch tomrw.wd like to knw d name first.then i
might give u a hug

Uncle B
Ooo feisty. Maybe your not such a good girl after all. Sleep well
and whatever you don't dream about me

Tell a woman before she goes to sleep not too dream about you or
think about you, 9/10 times she will.

HBrandom
Morning.hp u slept well.r u saying that ure getting on only wth
naughty girls?:-(gd girls r cool too,im sure i cn prove it.so
whats ur real name,im very curious now.

There you go. She wakes up and texts me (I think this was half 7 in
the morning) HUGE IOI! She's trying to qualify herself. All I need to do
now is escalate, but also set myself up as a challenge.

Uncle B
Morning, I bet u dreamt bout me didnt u ;)U seem confident u
can convert me 2like good girls.I like confidence. So Im
curious, how r u going to prove it to me?

I reward her on being confident and IOIing me. Just as in field, you
have to reward good behaviour. Now I need her to use her imagination
and invest more.

HBrandom
Dnt worry about that,just leave it to me and my charming
skills..haha;-)why r u avoiding telling me ur name?:-D

Uncle B
Sounds like I'm in safe hands. I guess ur keen to know my
name so u know what to call out...I understand I'm not
avoiding telling u, I just like to tease.

Tell a woman you like to tease...she knows exactly what that means.

HBrandom
Ure quite gd at teasing then.so how much longer u want to
tease me 4?;-)yes,ure safe wth me:-)

The Tipping point. There gets to a point in pick up where you stop
thinking about how to pick up a girl, but instead when to fuck them. I
was about 80% sure I'd fuck this girl last night, now I'm sure. Save for
logistics this is a done deal. A girl ever says something along these
lines, just amp up sexual tension, sort your logistics and fuck her into
an oblivion. You must always look for the tipping point. I think some
people call it the waypoint? Once you hit it, assume you are fucking
the girl and just concentrate on sex and logistics. It still however must
be smooth and you must always keep momentum buidling.

I keep escalating the texts sexually, while qualifying her on sex

technique and her sexuality. Now I need to qualify her in a way that
removes ASD. When texting, you're more likely to come up with ASD
or LMR once you meet her. If you're savvy enough, you can eliminate
ASD and LMR before you see her.

Uncle B
Are you spontaneous?

HBrandom
i dnt knw but sm wd say im even to spontanous.why?xxx.
Uncle B
Are you open minded?

HBrandom
Way to open minded..

So she's qualified to me on sexuality, spontaneity and being open

minded. When she sees me she'll want to live up to my expectations.

Uncle B
Awesome, so your spontaneous and way too open minded,
you're doing well Tell me a secret, the craziest thing you've
ever done.

Sharing a sexual secret, creates a syrong bond. Girls may often be too
shy to tell you in person, but the anonymity of text means that this is
very easy to do when she's not near you. However its more powerful,
when she tells you in person. So what you do, is you set up the
sharing of secrets over the phone. Again, 9/10 times she'll ask you to
go first, but that's fine, I have a stock answer as I've done this a
thousand times.

HBrandom
u tell me first bout ur craziest thing.xxx

Uncle B
Can't really say crazy stuff in text, let's just say it involved a
bottle of tequila, 2ft of snow in canada, 2girls and a parrot. I'll
tell you properly when I see you. Your turn...

HBrandom
i cnt tell u in d txt bt there was champagne wth vodka,1girl and
a 'toy' involved.this is smthing only i and her knws about.and
nw u knw a bit.xxx.maybe will tell u mre on other occasion.;-)i
want to knw ur story though.d little u said made me really
curious.hahaha.

Uncle B
Well curiosity killed the cat we'll continue this conversation
later. If you're still going out tonight, call me when you're on
your way. I've gotta get ready and leave, so ciao.

Always leave her wanting more, and always end the interaction first.
When we met up that night, she was all over me, heavy kino etc. I
was telling her my sex story while she had her hands down my
trousers rubbing my cock. Then the line of the night. She says: "My
husbands away for the next week. Why don't u come back to mine..."

Sorry, I don't do married chics. Its where I draw the line. Bad karma.

But the main point is, I used texting to do everything I needed to do to

ensure I could fuck her, without leaving my house. I used a dual
theme technique to keep her logical mind engaged, and I set up a
sexual frame easily as women are more open in text due to the
anonymity. Use this and transcript 1 to really hone your text game and
I promise, all your day 2s will be about logistics and fucking the girl.

Love and Carnage

Uncle B