Aug 01, 2017

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Old Hastings Times

Troops called into Support Met Police Hastings Old Town in
Quarantine:
An outbreak of what is believed to
be H1N1 flu has hit the old town
residents, one resident that does not
want to be named has said “I think
it’s an excuse to try and pull our
beloved carnival week. I mean all
these arty people from London don’t
seem to appreciate the traditions of
a city as old as Hastings” Hastings
borough council declined to
comment on the situation.

UK officials have announced this morning that British Troops will be

American Outbreak
deployed in London to help gain control of the capitol. Theresa May
(PM) has been called back from negotiations in Europe to attend an confirmed?
urgent cabinet meeting. This is being held alongside Naval, RAF and
Army representatives on how best to manage the growing situation
in the Capitol. Amber Rudd has said “I will stay in Hastings where I
am needed until the residents feel safe and stable again” this comes
at an opportune moment as many MPs are returning to home towns.
Met police have advised all residents to remain in doors, unless it is
necessary to go outside. Ensure your food cupboards are filled up
and await local authority directions on what to do next.
The White House press secretary
Sean Spicer has stated “It’s all
Southern passenger satisfaction remains worst fake news people, fake news”

nationally.
Transport Focus interviewed users between January and April this
year, with 72 per cent of respondents satisfied with Southern trains
or rated the service good, up seven percentage points from autumn
2016, the largest improvement across the country. However this
remains the lowest figure in the independent watchdog’s latest
survey released today (Tuesday July 25), behind Thameslink services
at 75 per cent.