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advocates on its behalf. Karen, a divorced single mom of the beginning of an apocalypse.
presentation in favour of voting “no” But whatever decision the stu- an odd teenage girl has flown 2,500 Thick ash is falling from the sky
iryn tushabe
on continued CFS membership. At dent body makes is a decision URSU kilometres to meet Warren, a younger and, as if from nowhere, a sniper
this point, the board voted to remove is ultimately bound to. Barber ac-
contributor
man whom he met in “a Peak Oil shoots and kills one of the men. The
standard orders, effectively halting knowledged this; URSU’s plan for a People flocked to the university the- Apocalypse chat room.” But, the on- rest run back to the lounge and barri-
the meeting and allowing for one of U of R that has seceded from the CFS atre last Thursday evening to hear ac- line version of Warren seems more cade themselves in there. Sealed in
URSU’s board members to make a is mostly provincially-oriented, an claimed Canadian author and visual charming than the man himself. there, they realize that this is the end
presentation outlining the “yes” cam- approach that offers “better alterna- artist Douglas Coupland deliver the According to Karen, he gives off a re- of their world as they knew it.
paign. The board then returned to the tives that have been very cost-effec- second in this year’s CBC’s Massey peat sex offender vibe. The lecture was followed by a
original motion, after an attempt to tive for us.” Meanwhile, a “yes” vote lecture series. Rachel is on a quest for an alpha question and answer session co-hosted
table it, and voted in its favour. would have URSU working to “en- For the first time in the history of male to impregnate her so that she can by CBC’s Sheila Coles and Paul
The board also approved a mo- sure students were getting value for one of Canada’s most anticipated lec- prove to her father that she is indeed a Kennedy. The discussions tackled the
tion to hire someone from campus to that money, which means we want a tures of the year, the Massey lecture is human being and not a monster. human condition with a “what is to
campaign for the “no” side and sub- staff person in the province, we want a work of fiction in form of a novel, Luke is a runaway pastor is hop- become of us” perspective.
sequently provide $3,000 to that cam- changes made so we’re getting the Player One: What is to Become of Us. ing to hook up with Rachel when a When asked why he decided to
paign. In April, when URSU first same level of service.” Player One is a real-time five-hour minor TV celebrity named Leslie present his lecture in story form,
attempted a CFS referendum, they Melanson suggested that CFS story about five desperate people Freemont, suntan and all, swoops his Coupland said the reasons were ‘“lazi-
had hired representatives for both wants something similar, and ex- trapped inside an airport cocktail “Kentucky Fried Chicken Colonel” ness and fear, and that sickening sen-
sides; however, Barber said URSU’s plained that there is currently a cam- lounge during a global disaster. self, assistant in tow, into the lounge sation of ‘Oh my God, it has to be
board of directors only voted to hire pus coordinator who has been hired Having already presented hour and seemingly poses a veritable threat done.’”
the opposition campaigner, reason- by CFS to do provincial work for the one of the novel in Vancouver, to whatever chances Luke had. Coupland is the author of eleven
ing that CFS would be sending and duration of the semester while the Coupland treated his Regina audience Leslie Freemont has come to meet other novels which were on sale along
funding their own representatives. CFS seeks to hire a prairies coordina- to hour two of Player One. Rick, a recently divorced bartender, with Player One outside the theatre at
“The $3,000 for the ‘yes’ side is tor. During the second hour, “The best about something called the “Leslie the end of the evening. There was a
being funded by [CFS],” Barber ex- “There’s a recognized desire that of the rest of your life,” the audience Freemont Power Dynamics Program.” book signing afterwards.
plained, adding, “to our knowledge.” there needs to be a prairies organ- got a little more insight into the char- Rick pays $8,500 for the program and Coupland continues the Massey
That “yes” side is made a group izer,” she explained. “The idea is to acter’s lives and the events that lead Leslie is off. lecture series in Charlottetown,
that CFS national deputy chairper- attempt to try to fill that position be- up this moment – being trapped to- Suddenly, the news on TV shows Ottawa and finally Toronto.
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Nicole Nieminen, Senior Policy anonymous, spoke out against bans re-
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I think there’s a lot of debate in the known is whether the effects are Analyst with the Ministry of Health, also garding smoking in general, feeling they
literature about the effect that [vio- lingering, or, as some believe, per- thinks that this new ban promotes health were degrading towards smokers as hu-
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dren,” said Hayford. “This is a Other studies have shown that population. “The goal of the legislation is don’t like [smoking], but we’re already so
Imagine your eight-year-old shoot- debate that’s been going on at least even brief exposure to violent to protect Saskatchewan youth from to- excluded and now we stand out as sec-
ing someone. since the invention of the comic games can cause a reduction in the bacco smoke. The level of tobacco smoke ond-class citizens,” she says. “Why don’t
It probably wouldn’t happen book, if not before. And most peo- normal physiological reactivity to reaches harmful levels for everyone, but they force us into a circle on the academic
in real life, but he may shoot up to ple have grown up not to be serial images of real violence. especially for those who are still develop- green where everybody can make fun of
50 people a day in his new video murderers. And so, I would expect “There is some evidence that ing which is why they are the focus of this us?”
game. He might steal a car at gun- that our concerns are somewhat exposure to certain kinds of images legislation.” Despite the scrutiny of the latest legis-
point. He might pick up a prosti- overblown.” does desensitize people to the Nieminen also stated that the ministry lation, Pasiechnik is adamant that the
tute. But it’s just a game, right? Self-described avid gamer meanings behind those images,” had long-term goals to make smoking less Canadian Cancer Society is happy with it.
Studies prove that young chil- Mike Hague, 24, agrees. said Hayford. common. “The ministry is working on a She also admits that there is still room for
dren, especially those under the “Personally, I tend to blame The consensus seems to be that provincial tobacco strategy: prevention, improvement. “When you take a look
age of eight, have difficulty distin- [behavioural issues in children] parents should be monitoring their protection, and cessation to reduce tobacco back at the ’60s, more than half the popu-
guishing reality from fantasy. more on people that are finding children’s game selection, and lim- use.” lation smoked and now we’re at 18 per
Parents have long feared that this that games are actually babysitting iting the time they spend playing. This law, and other laws that control cent. It’s less desirable, less common, but
difficulty makes them more vul- children.” According to Hayford, “our sense tobacco use, is still controversial in the we still have a long way to go.”
nerable to violence acted out in “I think the issue is what other that parents really control what our
video games, resulting in aggres- kinds of social experiences children children turn out to be is really a
sive or fearful children and moody, have,” Hayford said. “I don’t think product of the 20th century and
angry teens. Some sources have the problem is intrinsic to the mes- modern psychoanalytical and psy-
even gone so far as to blame high sage, I think it’s intrinsic to the chological theories and research.”
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Google’s future cars predict a world that lets you watch Oprah on the Lewvan
bined all that technology with a de- Commuters would be freed up to do “While this project is very much in will achieve one of its main goals to
tailed database of maps. other things in the car – such as surf the experimental stage, it provides a improve highway safety he says that
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contributor According to Google, the current the web. glimpse of what transportation might “when this technology matures and
experimental driverless cars “are As the Financial Times notes, look like in the future thanks to ad- many more people get to use the same
It’s something straight out of The never unmanned” – a human operator “Google has already mapped and pho- vanced computer science,” Thrun, a driverless cars, it might improve
Jetsons. sitting behind the steering wheel can tographed hundreds of thousands of software engineer, said. safety.”
Last Saturday, Google revealed always take control with all the effort miles of roads around the world for its The University of Regina’s Dr. Dr. David expects this technology
that it has been test running their dri- of someone switching out of cruise Street View service, including road David DeMontigny of the faculty of to face similar resistance other tech-
verless cars on the streets of San control. A backseat driver has also signs and other information which Engineering and Applied Science nologies encountered prior to their in-
Francisco and Los Angeles, clocking been keeping a constant eye on the may be useful for its driverless cars.” thinks this idea is an interesting one. troduction or early use.
up an incredible 225,000 test-driving technology used to steer the car, in- The driverless car isn’t perfected “To kick against it from the outset “Nobody ever thought we could
kilometers. cluding roof-mounted video, radar, yet. But, what was once considered to wouldn’t be fair because I haven’t seen fly. This technology is an idea for the
Google’s fleet of automated cars and laser range-finding sensors. be nothing more than science fiction much of it and Google has a group of future, but then it has to mature with
uses video cameras, radar sensors, and Google aims to improve road could soon be standard on the car of skilled engineers working for them.” time. This could take ten, twenty, or
a laser range finder to see the world safety with this new development. the future. About whether this technology thirty years from now”
and traffic around them. They com-
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33 trapped Chilean miners were freed last sule. “It’s something I don’t want to think about A Regina hockey player accused of murder has Jedidiah McGlasson, 21, have been charged with
Wednesday after 69 days underground. anymore, I want to put it all behind me and been suspended from his school’s hockey team. assault and party to the crime of felony murder
“There are no words to describe what it was move on.” Jared Britton, 23, was one of 10 players for the in the death of Bradley Simon, 22, after an inci-
like down there,” said Florencio Avalos, 31, who University of Wisconsin-Stout hockey team to dent at a tavern on Sept. 28.
was the first to emerge from the Phoenix cap- be suspended. He, along with another student,
Maclean’s third annual crime survey issue, re- erage. This year, Maclean’s used Statistics A 10-year-old boy is in hospital after being struck near the roadway and stepped into oncoming
leased on Thursday, ranks Regina as Canada’s Canada’s crime severity index (CSI) numbers by a vehicle on Thursday. The Regina Police traffic, when he was hit by a single vehicle. EMS
third-most “crime-ridden” city – behind Prince for 2009 as the measure for the rankings. service responded to the accident at 5:15 p.m. in transported the boy to hospital with what is be-
George and Victoria and just ahead of Saskatoon the intersection of 1st Ave. North and Hamilton lieved to be serious, but non-life-threatening in-
– with a score 73 per cent about the national av- Street. Investigators believe the boy was playing juries.
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the Y2K bug, I think that’s when we re- body, or rubbing chemical potions onto been scared of them, but we go through volved in the readings? usually involved in Paradise Lost?
alized, ‘Oh my God, everything in our the skin of an individual to slow down phases of it. It seems right now that it’s JS: My students get first prior- What’s it like working with them?
society is connected to a computer their bodily functions to the point where growing, but we always will change. ity, and then a call is sent out to JS: Nick Ruddick has played
somewhere, and if that crashes, how an individual was barely alive and One of the fascinating things about film the other professors. Right now, Satan in almost every reading of
screwed are we?’ There’s that total loss could be easily controlled and manipu- is that it always seems to reflect where most of the parts are filled except the play. He’s English, so he knows
of control ... we’re in this real hotbed of lated to do the bidding of another. we’re at. I think it’s not letting up right for a few minor rolls – the demons, how to speak the language, mean-
ideas and fears right now, and I think Whatever the case may be, the zom- now, but eventually I think it will ... it which have a few lines in the ing when you tell him to read he
the zombie is something that literally bie first dug its way through to western will go back down, and something else books. There will probably be an- just goes, and he knows what he’s
embodies our fear of death and destruc- culture with the publication of William will happen, and it will go back up.” other call if they’re not filled up. doing. He’s an actor himself, and
tion so well, again, because it is us but in Seabrook’s The Magic Island in 1929. With all of the fears that our society TC: How many people are he’s wonderful to work with.
a different way.” From there it staggered onto the big has today it’s easy to see why zombies usually involved in this? The Paradise Lost readings take
This reflective element is evident in screen with the 1932 production of White have worked their way back into pop JS: There are usually around about an hour for each book, so for
director Danny Boyle’s 2002 horror film Zombie. This paved the way for future culture. “We’re going to watch these 22 readers. those who want to stay for the
28 Days Later. One of the generals says, films, such as Night of the Living Dead, movies that are completely reflective of TC: Where does the poem take whole reading will be in for twelve
“This is what I’ve seen in the four weeks Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and 28 what could happen when the oil runs place? epic hours of Miltonic verse. It will
since infection – people killing people. Days Later, and to worm its morbid im- out ... maybe there won’t be zombies JS: The three settings we use be taking place from 8:30 a.m. to
Which is much of what I saw in the four age into our brains. running around, but there are going to are Heaven, Hell, and Eden. 8:30 p.m. on Oct. 29 in the Shubox
weeks before infection and the four “There are always peaks and val- be food wars if things aren’t organized. TC: What is the main focus of Theatre in the Riddell Center.
weeks before that and before that as far leys [with zombies],” explained Ozog. It’s like we’re going and looking at these the poem?
back as I care to remember – people “Since [The Magic Island] you’ve kind of things that could happen to us, but it’s
killing people – which in my mind, puts had zombies appear and disappear. a safe way to address it.”
us in a state of normality right now.” They were big in the thirties and forties, The upcoming lecture will be held
So where did this undead, blood- the fifties they kind of died out, and at the Lifelong Learning Centre, in
thirsty, brain-eating, flesh-hungry mon- came back in the sixties of course. Room GA 106 on College Avenue and
ster come from? Most sources would They’ve always been with us, but they Scarth Street. Seating is limited, so reg-
say that it originated from Voodoo and seem to pop at these times when there’s ister ahead of time by calling (306) 777-
Caribbean folklore. Some stories involve something going on.” 1620. Admission is free for everyone
Voodoo witch doctors taking over the “What’s interesting is that they’re dressed up as one of the walking dead.
Darrol Hofmeister
“A generous donation of underwear by Thee “Some of the performances were way too over
the top, and it was even kind of awkward to
Lingerie Shoppe kept each separate costume dry watch. However, the play had moments of pure
poetic brilliance that were overshadowed by the
and the changes of costume seamless.” more tragic myths that capture the intense
backdrop of life.”
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graphics that have a definite artistic not a platform there for you to jump single new or inventive idea to be found
style that is done better than the on. The physical design funnels you within them. The four worlds in this
Enslaved Sonic 4
gameplay portions ever was. towards your goal. While getting to game are all straight rip-offs from Sonic 2.
In the face of endless first- and your goal can be an interesting spec- OK, that’s a lie – there are new ideas
Namco Bandai Sega
third-person shooters, Enslaved tacle, it eliminates the player ’s in Sonic 4. Terrible ideas. Sonic’s homing
Xbox 360/PS3
attack makes enemy encounters even eas-
Wii/Xbox 360/PS3
could be seen as something unique. agency to make his own way
Where the game succeeds is at pre- through the world. ier than before. The problem is that this
senting an interesting premise and It’s as if the developers were think- game is especially bad for placing unkil-
world. In a retelling of the Chinese ing, “Why does the gameplay have lable enemies in places where you’re to-
tale “Journey to the West,” you play to keep getting in the way of the tally undefended – making for many
as Monkey: a man who was en- story?” matthew blackwell cheap deaths. If you’ve ever made a list of
slaved by Pyramid, a giant robot For all of its pretensions of things that shouldn’t be in a 2D Sonic
matthew blackwell
corporation that has capitalized on telling a good story, the game fails game in your head, they’re all in this
technical coordinator technical coordinator
the post-apocalypse by enslaving on so many levels. It’s hard to take game. I’m talking about: inane puzzle
There’s a pretty famous internet meme
Everything old is new again. humans. this story of survival and the bonds solving, minutes of being flung from one
that outlines “The Sonic Cycle.” A new
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West is the The game’s awe-inspiring set between unlikely partners seriously speed booster to the next, underwater es-
Sonic game gets released. Remembering
2008 version of Prince of Persia with pieces rarely fail to excite. Enslaved when the main characters are so cape sequences where you move even
how fun the original Sonic games were,
a different coat of paint. They’re al- begins with a harrowing escape poorly designed. Monkey is horrif- slower – if that’s possible – and infuriat-
you start to get excited. Screenshots and
most the exact same game. from a crashing airship. It’s here that ically proportioned, looking like a ing instances of precise platforming over
videos come out introducing some new
Stop me if you’ve played this Monkey meets Trip, another slave refrigerator on steroids, and Trip has bottomless pits where you will die again
design quirk, or a new partner for Sonic
game before. You’re a muscle- on the ship, who has decided that an impossibly thin waist and big and again and again, all because of the
to team up with, and you start to get wor-
bound, taciturn parkour enthusiast she wants to try to find her family breasts, which the developers felt shoddy controls.
ried. The game comes out, and it’s com-
on the run from an evil empire. You on planet Earth. This is where keen to show off in a skimpy outfit Holy crap is this game bad. It’s full of
plete crap. Then the cycle starts all over
have a female partner that follows Enslaved absolutely shines: instead and lecherous camera angles. bad ideas, bad execution, and a complete
again.
you for the entire adventure. She of presenting a Mad Max-inspired Enslaved looked like it offered lack of identity. Seriously, I know that
Sonic 4 was supposed to be back to
doesn’t participate directly in com- post-apocalyptic wasteland, something drastically different than Sonic was a poster boy for animals with
basics, no-nonsense platforming in the
bat, lacks the same freerunning Enslaved takes inspiration from the every other game coming out this baditude – see Punky Skunk, for example
classic vein. I’m not a Sonic fanboy – the
skills as yourself, and clearly you BBC documentary Life After year. Enslaved succeeds in offering – but I’d almost prefer that to him having
only games I’ve spent any time with are
won’t be able to progress without Humans. The New York of the far up a unique premise for an action no personality whatsoever in this game,
the first two, and I find the whole furry
her help. Gameplay is a combina- future is lush, green, and overgrown game, but the gameplay is so boring or infuriating levels, and terrible
culture surrounding the series really
tion of context-sensitive button with foliage and animals. clumsy, flashy, and unnecessary that controls. Let the Sonic cycle begin anew.
weird. Those first two games are brilliant
presses that allow you to traverse The problem is that Enslaved it’s an incredible disappointment.
in that they take the Mario formula and
the environment, using a variety of barely qualifies as a “game.” At least Prince of Persia had some
do something interesting with it. The
impressive jumps and scuttles, and Enslaved feels like it plays itself. It’s whimsy and some charm. Enslaved
early Sonic games were as much about
hand-to-hand combat against a vari- literally impossible to die from a is much more content to ape that
high-speed platforming as they were
ety of foes. All of this is shown in mistimed jump in the game. The game’s mechanics to diminished re-
about rapid-fire decision making and “No longer can
gloriously realized, high-definition game will not let you jump if there’s sults.
finding your own path through the
game’s labyrinthine level design. you careen
What you get in Sonic 4 is Sonic 2, mi-
nus Tails, and with absolutely broken through levels
controls and physics. No longer can you
careen through levels with wild aban- with wild aban-
don—playing as Sonic now feels like
driving a 1940s Ford pick-up truck don – playing as
“Enslaved succeeds in offering up a unique premise through a sea of pudding. He is so slow
that it takes a full five seconds to get up to
Sonic now feels
for an action game, but the gameplay is so clumsy, a full run. Not only that, but let go of a like driving a
button, and he’ll stop completely dead.
flashy, and unnecessary that it’s an incredible disap- If the level design rewarded a more meas- 1940s Ford pick-
ured approach to exploration, this would-
n’t be so frustrating. You’re still required
pointment. At least Prince of Persia had some up truck through
to run as fast as you can, and unless there
are speed boosters nearby, you’re going to
whimsy and some charm.” a sea of
be plodding through this game like
you’re the Werehog from Sonic Unleashed. pudding.”
These levels are less of an homage and
more like carbon copying. There’s not a
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5
Matt Reeves Schwentke
The poke Starring Jesse in the Harvard dorm room where
Starring Bruce of their game, and there are a few
Zuckerman lived, following him as excellent performances. Helen
he develops Facebook, fights bitterly Mirren as Victoria instantly made
Eisenberg, Willis, Morgan
2 Family members
that she informed me that she was going to ignated meeting spot, and found and there are usually no prob-
pect to this record, it’s that Carlos
Interpol
bed, because you can’t just assume things them sitting in the back – in bright lems. The two have a strict no-
Dengler’s bass playing is barely
Matador
like that. People sleep at night? Oh, and for neon – and I knew that the DDP drinking rule since a DDP is a
present, and it used to take such
what fucked up reason does anyone need to It isn’t easy being Interpol. prominence. Otherwise, Interpol is was going to be a night that public event.
know or care about what you are watching One of the original and most a restatement of purpose for the Regina partygoers wouldn’t for- The party here in Regina be-
on television that night? Seriously. successful New York bands of the band and a step towards those bright get. gan Thursday night, with a re-
post-punk revival in the early 2000s, lights of the past. My first impression was that sounding rendition of “O
their debut record Turn on the Bright these two were insane partiers. Canada” before the dancing
Lights was of the best albums of the started with Darude’s
They both wore fanny packs and
last decade – a grand, atmospheric “Sandstorm.” Throughout the
Tom had outrageous facial hair.
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album of desperate longing, eroti-
Their motto: partying is an art night, the party moved to various
sd t u d e n t s
cism, and post-9/11 anxiety. Ever
form. locations around Wascana Park,
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since then, it’s been a downhill slope
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One magical summer night in but it was entirely worth it. If you
ineelcto
movie, book, or video game?
2006, the DDP was born when missed the DDP, Reginan Michal
they tuned their boom boxes to Willfong is hosting his own DDP
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the same frequency they got the on Saturday, Oct. 23. It’s
idea to become their own radio Halloween-themed and the meet-
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station and get a bunch boom ing location is the waterfall in
boxes together with a bunch of Wascana Park. So bring some
their friends. friends and a boombox and dance
The first DDP involved a the night away.
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mere 16 stereos on a beach at
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Impermanent beauty
The Fifth Parallel Galley honours traditional Buddhist art
Dennis Evans, as he patiently used his and relaxing about watching this
materials to divide each grain of sand work. Even portions of the Mandala
megan narsing
contributor into his own representation of the [that] are small yet detailed sections, it
Mandala. seems that Losang approaches the
When I walked into the Fifth Parallel Originally from Tibet, where he Mandala at the same calm pace. It is a
gallery there was something definitely became a scholar and a monk, Losang great honor to have my artwork show-
different about it. It wasn’t that there is now retired. He keeps in touch with cased alongside Losang.”
was a Buddhist monk making a giant his spirituality by holding seminars Don’t feel at all intimidated walk-
mural in the center completely out of and workshops explaining his work ing into the exhibit, even if you are of
coloured sand; it was the sense of and meditation. He travels globally a different faith the gallery is very
peaceful calm that surrounded me as I alongside Dennis Evans holding vari- much for people of all walks of life
looked at the artwork around me. ous demonstrations like the one in our and backgrounds. As Caitlin observed:
The Fifth Parallel Gallery’s latest own gallery. “I’ve seen so many people in there that
exhibit is the Medicine Buddha Mandala. Extremely friendly and approach- I’ve never seen in the gallery before
“Mandala” is a Sanskrit word meaning able, he shared with me that the and I just find that exciting! There were
“circle.” The circle is spiritually and Mandala is a form of healing; in a way two construction guys in there the
ritually significant in Buddhism, and is it cleanses your being. I asked him other day and they were totally into it
also a way for one to express their own how long it would take him to com- – just seeing that was really exciting for
spirituality and connect to their indi- plete such a beautiful masterpiece and me. I hope more people can come in
vidual significance of what a Mandala he said around two to three weeks, the future and feel comfortable in that
is. and when it’s done it gets swept up atmosphere.”
Everyone perceives this in a differ- and released into the water. It was quite remarkable to see. The
ent way. From the pieces in the gallery “One of the main ideas of Mandala gives comfort and offers a
you can gather an idea at the different Buddhism is the impermanence,” way of “healing” in its own way, in
ways one can see a Mandala. Using a gallery curator and artist Caitlin many forms. If you haven’t already
variety of media, the talents of Kim Mullan explained. “Even though it’s done so, go to the gallery and experi-
Chau, Sara Armstrong, Alyssa Pittet, swept up it leaves such an impression ence it for yourself. Observe Losang
Laura MacDonald, Toby Evans, Mike in all the people that came to visit the as he works on the sand Mandala he’s
Binzer, Lisa Smith, Caitlin Mullan, gallery.” been working on, and ask yourself:
Katherine Boyer, and Frank Armistead “We are extremely grateful to the what does a Mandala mean to me?
all have expressed through art what University and Vianne Timmons for How does it speak out? There is no
this means to them. providing the extra funding which al- right or wrong answer. It is simply an
“For me, the Mandala is visually lowed us to host Losang in our experience.
attractive, and I find that by looking at gallery,” Mullan said. The Fifth Parallel gallery is open
a Mandala I am able to let go – either As I passed by the gallery on my for extended hours for this exhibit,
temporarily or for an extended period way to class I saw a man in a corner ly- from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Losang usually
of time – of any pressing thoughts I ing down deep in thought, another sit- works from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., and then
may have that day by looking at the ting on the floor, eyes closed, lips from 2 to 4 p.m. If you’d like to learn
patterning within a Mandala.” Laura pressed tight together, and all the more about the Medicine Buddha
MacDonald shared. while Losang concentrated on his Mandala there will be a talk hosted by
I approached Losang Samten, the work even with the busy university Losang on Thursday, Oct. 21 at 7 p.m.
former Buddhist monk and scholar atmosphere penetrating the gallery in the Institute Français rotunda. The
that was brought to this university walls. dismantling ceremony will be held on
with the help of former Professor Observing Losang, Laura noted Sunday, Oct. 24 at 1:30 p.m.
that, “There is something very calming
“There is something very calming and relaxing about watching this work.
Even portions of the Mandala [that] are small yet detailed sections, it
seems that Losang approaches the Mandala at the same calm pace. It is a
great honor to have my artwork showcased alongside Losang. ”
Laura McDonald
features the carillon, Oct. 21-28, 2010
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Kim Jay
University is a time, place, and experi- Specific circumstances that Smith noted, “LGBTQ people start liv- ships and family,” she suggested. All that the major problem for LGBTQ stu-
ence for people to further explore their LGBTQ students often encounter in- ing in a state of helplessness where students, heterosexual and non-het- dents at the University of Regina is
gender identity, and become comfort- clude courses with a closed view of they believe they are not equal to erosexual alike, have a stake in ensur- that the university is in the city of
able with who they are. Lisa Smith, what constitutes a family, and different straight people and because of that ing all people feel included. Regina.
the executive director of UR Pride forms of relationships. Disparaging re- they don’t deserve to be treated with “It is important for anyone to feel “Regina is not a safe space for
Centre for Sexuality and Gender marks from classmates are also quite respect. comfortable and accepted because LGBT people.”
Diversity, believes that university stu- common. “Or,” she added, “they live very then they can positively contribute to
dents face special challenges, yet main- “Some profs ignore or don’t ad- defensively. They think everyone hates other people’s learning experience,”
tains that identifying as LGBTQ in dress these comments,” said Smith, them and they are alone.” said Smith. “When people don’t feel
university is far easier than in high who encourages LGBTQ students and If such self-hating attitudes de- comfortable they either don’t talk or
school. their allies to challenge “heteronorma- velop, queer students can become ex- they are very defensive and don’t lis- “It is important for
“When people get into university tive” class material and misinformed ceedingly frustrated and angry ten well to other opinions.”
... most people have grown into their assertions. Smith also cited offensive individuals. They may, as Smith noted, However, in extreme cases, the anyone to feel com-
identities,” said Smith. “Although you washroom or hallway graffiti as an is- become withdrawn from others and consequences can be much worse than
are always going to have people who sue for LGBTQ students, and singled refuse to take any form of criticism, defensiveness and emotional pain.
fortable and ac-
disagree with or are against someone’s out a seemingly passive attitude to- which means they “can’t grow as a “When anyone [feels] unwelcome cepted because then
sexuality and/or gender identity, as wards such homophobia. person.” at their school, at home, and in the
with many ... other topics, people are Isolation, desperation, and dis- According to Smith, it is impor- community they will sometimes de-
they can positively
nicer about it in university” crimination can have severely adverse tant for universities, student groups, cide suicide is the only option. Suicide contribute to other
While the academic setting of a effects on LGBTQ people. and other organizations to be visibly affects everyone,” said Smith, “In
university certainly lends itself to more “There is a much higher risk of supportive of gender diversity. She Regina, in the last two years, I person-
people’s learning ex-
liberal views regarding gender issues, drug dependency, suicide, depression said that queer-friendly events, queer- ally know three queer people who did perience.”
independence also influences how and other mental illnesses which all friendly information, and positive commit suicide and many others who
open people are about themselves. get in the way of learning and a high space stickers make a considerable dif- attempted and were hospitalized be-
“One other big difference is uni- quality of life,” said Smith. The result ference in how welcome people feel. cause of it.” Lisa Smith
versity students are generally living of hearing other people, and in many She included some in-class advice as Overall, Smith considered the
away from home. Therefore they do ways society as a whole, constantly well. University of Regina to be a safe place
Executive director, UR Pride
not have family pressures to conform degrade non-heterosexuals is that stu- “When discussing a subject in for LGBTQ students. “The general at-
Centre for Sexuality and
to the heteronormative life their par- dents actually start believing what class, introduce queer perspectives, es- titude on campus is to each their
Gender Diversity
ents expect of them,” Smith explained. closed-minded individuals are saying. pecially when talking about relation- own,” she said. Smith went on to state
Tolerance and the curriculum Tolerance of difference and respect for Saskatchewan. McNinch said. He provided the exam-
non-heterosexual people is a funda- “The use of real life and age-ap- ple of “the Rider Nation” and the of-
mental cornerstone of making life eas- propriate examples of sexual and gen- ten-extreme ways its fans show their
ier for many of Saskatchewan’s der minorities should begin as soon pride as one way to perform gender,
LGBTQ students. Yet, according to the as children begin school,” said even though many people do not
dean of the University of Regina’s fac- McNinch. “Straight kids have gay think of it in that context.
ulty of education, Dr. James McNinch, brothers and sisters and uncles and McNinch stated that Canadian
there is no obligatory program in the aunts. laws and attitudes regarding same-sex
province’s high schools that would “Some straight kids have two relationships have changed drastically
communicate those ideals. moms or two dads,” he added. “Their over the past decade, and schools have
“There is no curriculum in this realities need to be recognized as to balance the interests of students,
province that mandates teachers to much as anybody’s.” parents, and taxpayers.
teach about sexual and gender minor- There is a specific diversity cur- “Schools both reflect and replicate
ity issues, although all curricular ma- riculum approved for high schools in the values and attitudes of society at
terials are infused with the concept British Columbia, according to large,” he said. “Sexuality and gender
that respect for others is the beginning McNinch, but the course is an elective, will always be contested fields. Many,
of self-respect,” he said. not mandatory. The details of the many minorities have been victimized
McNinch upholds that it is detri- course are also important, as ensuring by schools over the years. ‘Owning’
mental to all students, irrespective of the protection of teachers is a major is- the problem is one way institutions
sexual orientation, when one group of sue. can be made more accountable.”
their peers is disregarded. “If the curricula is not specific, McNinch added that changing the
“Unfortunately the discourse in many teachers feel they will not be values in Saskatchewan’s educational
our schools is overwhelmingly hetero- supported in discussing potentially institutions would require leadership
sexual and oppressive because of that controversial subjects,” he noted. from straight and gay members alike.
? for all students, not just queer stu- Despite its important and over- “As a gay man, I have to remind
dents,” he explained. “We live in a so- arching status, the curriculum is not myself that the respectful university
ciety saturated with sex, but our the only option in terms of making environment in which I work and play
schools are reluctant to discuss impor- students, schools, and society at large is not something everyone can take for
tant issues,” more inclusive. McNinch noted that granted,” he said. “There are still too
McNinch went on to cite an ex- continued incidents of gay bashing many people leading double lives,
“Sexuality and gender will always be contested ample in Ontario which saw parents of and bullying imply that people need staying closeted, lying to themselves
grade one students alarmed that their to be more tolerant of difference, what- and others because of fear. I sometimes
fields. Many, many minorities have been victimized children would be exposed to sexual ever that difference may be. think it would help if everyone in so-
education, noting that “an entire K-12 “Understanding that sexuality ciety just admitted that one way or an-
sex education curriculum was shelved and gender are not fixed or static or other we are all ‘freaks,’ and I mean
by schools over the years. ‘Owning’ the problem is
one way institutions can be made more accountable.” because of a perverse Puritanism that absolute categories is the beginning of that in the best way possible.”
permeates our society.” a way to embrace and celebrate differ-
Making gender diversity courses ence and understand we are all en-
mandatory may very well improve the hanced by such differences and we are
Dr. James McNinch kent e. peterson
Dean of education, University of Regina situation for queer students in all diminished by intolerance,” business manager
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night as the University of Regina home town boys, who gave up an-
Cougars midfielder Megan Florizone moves the ball down the pitch against Lethbridge
Cougars men’s hockey team com- other three goals in the second. The
season in the 57th minute. Regina to minimize the shots on goal and the Huskies managed to light the lamp
pleted their Canada West home-
added some insurance when Megan goals against. With four games left, we on a power play, another delayed
jonathan hamelin
and-home series against the
Cormier also tallied her first goal of the are on track to achieve both of these penalty call and then finished the
University of Saskatchewan
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season on a header in the 82nd minute. goals.” period off by plotting one with 37
Huskies.
On the surface, there is nothing that im- Michelle Anderson, who has made “As a team, we’ve tried not to focus so seconds to go.
The two games that the boys
pressive about a 2-1 victory. clutch saves for Regina all season long, much on the playoffs. If we attain those In another attempt to spark the
played this weekend could not have
For the University of Regina only needed to make on save. goals, and the playoffs become a result team, combined with sure frustra-
had more different outcomes. On
Cougars women’s soccer team, how- In the victory, the Cougars were down of that, we’ve done OK.” tion, Regina’s Terrance DeLaronde
Friday, the Cougars were able to se-
ever, those numbers were huge. 1-0 heading into the second half but Regina has some work to do if they tried to mix things up but unfortu-
cure a 2-1 victory due in part to an
Last weekend, in their second of fought back. hope to make the playoffs. The Cougars nately the refs would not allow it.
unreal performance from rookie
two Canada West games, the Cougars “We statistically dominated the game are seventh in the conference at 3-5-2 Although everyone in the building
goalie AJ Whiffen. However, ab-
topped the visiting University of from beginning to end yet found our- and only four teams make the playoffs. would have appreciated a fight,
solutely nothing went the Cougars’
Lethbridge Pronghorns 2-1 in Regina’s selves behind from a corner kick,” said Regina is two points behind the 4-5-1 nothing came of it except for a
way on Saturday, and as a result the
third win of the season. The team’s cur- Maltman. “Our players are much more University of Fraser Valley Cascades. lengthy referee conference during
Cougars ended up losing by a
rent record is now officially the most resilient this year and they were able to The 4-4-2 University of Calgary Dinos which Jeopardy’s theme music be-
hideous score of 9-1.
victories they have ever recorded in a come back with a couple of key goals. and 5-4-1 University of Saskatchewan gan streaming through the airways.
Ryan Sawka, who was origi-
season. We’ve got a confident group of young Huskies are the other two teams stand- The officiating was definitely
nally credited with the lone goal for
“It’s certainly a boost to our pro- women who believe they can do ing in the way of Regina’s playoff questionable throughout the first
the Green and Gold, noted that it
gram,” Cougars head coach Bob things.” chances. two periods. Regina was handed
was just one of those games where
Maltman explained. “The three wins While propelling the Cougars into The Cougars are to finish off the five of the total six penalties in the
nothing seems to go your way.
are good for the players. To have suc- the history books, the win also helped season with four road games. They play first and the third was no different.
“We just weren’t getting
cess, players must have a tremendous move the Cougars closer to their collec- Victoria on Saturday and Fraser Valley The Cougars began the final frame
bounces and we got into penalty
amount of will and sacrifice to commit tive goal of six wins this season. on Sunday. The next week, Regina has with four players sitting in the box.
trouble,” he said.
to their training during and after the “We’re on track for the goals we a pair of games against the University How many did Saskatchewan have
The first period was back and
season. Because of this effort, the play- set,” Maltman noted. “There are going of Manitoba Bisons. in their box? One. Judging by the
forth early and it looked to every-
ers are starting to be rewarded.” to be a lot of milestones as we move to- For Maltman, the equation for mak- seemingly one-sided officiating, it’s
one like Regina was in for a game
Zoe Threlfall scored her first goal of the wards six wins. This season, we wanted ing the playoffs is simple. surprising that there was even one
that was sure to go the distance and
“We need to find a way to win the ma- Husky in the box. The Huskies fi-
be close right to the wire. The
jority of those games,” Maltman of- nally put the nail in the coffin, scor-
Huskies opened up the scoring
fered. “This league has shown that ing one final goal in the third.
courtesy of a shorthanded goal
regardless of your previous history as a Sawka said that he really likes
“It’s certainly a boost to our program ... the roughly five minutes into the game.
program, anything can happen.” “the team’s work ethic this year,” so
Regina then answered a mere
Regina had a chance to pick up the if the boys keep working hard, the
two minutes later when a multi-
players are starting to be rewarded [for their
historic victory on Saturday, but fell 1- next game will have a different out-
player scramble in front of the net
0 to the visiting Dinos. The Cougars al-
efforts].”
resulted in Sawka getting credit for come. Although the team would
lowed a penalty kick early in the game sooner forget about this loss in a
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Cougars defenceman Triston Riemer (5) passes the puck in a game against Saskatchewan
Rams running back. His nine rushing kilometre course for the Cougars, plac- points and had six assists.
touchdowns on the season leave him ing fifth with a time of 18:27. Lisa Benz Regina, which has a preseason
jonathan hamelin
sports editor tied with former running back Neal finished 12th with a time of 19:34. record of 3-3, will be back in action
Hughes for the most in a season by a The cross-country team will be in this weekend in Montana and North
Ram. With 111 more yards, Charles will action next weekend at the Stewart Dakota.
Women’ Hockey become the first running back for the Cup in Alberta.
Rams to rush for over 1,000 yards in a
The Cougars swept the rival University season. He was named the Canada
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Women’s Basketball
in Canada West action. Marc Mueller was 19/28 for 244 The Cougars men’s and women’s
On Friday, Regina earned a 4-2 vic- yards and two touchdowns for the The Cougars won one and lost two pre- wrestling teams open up their regular
tory at the Co-operators Centre and Rams, while rushing for 70 yards. Chris season games over the weekend. season this weekend.
bested Saskatchewan 3-2 in Saskatoon King led Regina with 110 yards receiv- On Friday, the Cougars lost 83-71 Both teams will be competing at
on Saturday. ing, which included one touchdown. to the Manitoba senior women’s all-
stars at the Centre for Kinesiology,
the U of C open this Saturday. “[Kelly Wiebe]
Rianne Wight, with two goals, Bruce Anderson guided the defence
Kendra Finch, and Kelcie McCutcheon with 8.5 total tackles. Health and Sport. The host Bisons beat picked up his
scored for the Cougars. Lisa Urban The Rams (5-1-0) moved into sole them 71-51 on Saturday. Regina de-
Men’s Volleyball
made 29 saves for Regina in Friday’s possession of first in the conference feated the University of Concordia
game. thanks to the victory. Manitoba (1-5-0) Stingers 69-67 on Sunday at the CKHS. Regina continues preseason play with fourth victory
On Saturday, Wight scored two is in last place. Regina hosts Calgary (4- The Cougars have a bye week this a pair of games in Alberta this week-
goals and McCutcheon added one. 2-0) on Friday, 7 p.m., Mosaic Stadium. week and have a preseason record of 7- end. in a row last
Urban made 39 saves. 2. On Friday, the Cougars play the
Regina is tied for first in the confer- SAIT Trojans and they battle the
ence with Calgary at 3-1-0.
Cross-Country Mount Royal Cougars on Saturday. weekend at the
Saskatchewan is tied for third at 2-2.
Men’s Basketball Regina has a record of 2-8 so far in pre-
The Cougars have a bye this week. Make it four in a row for Kelly Wiebe. season play. Minot State
The Cougars athlete picked up his Regina split a pair of preseason games
fourth victory in a row last weekend at with the University of Toronto Varsity
the Minot State Invitational. This Blues last weekend. Invitational.”
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ber of records last weekend. Wiebe finished the eight-kilometre responded with a 90-83 victory at the tournament in B.C. this weekend.
Charles piled up 222 rushing yards course in a time of 25 minutes 1 second. CKHS the next day. Further details were unavailable
and two touchdowns as the Rams Other men to finish in the top 20 were Rookie Matt Campbell led the at press time.
topped the University of Manitoba Iain Fyfe (second, 25:53), Matt Johnson Cougars with 14 points, while Jeff Regina has a preseason record of
Bisons 41-19 on Saturday in Canada (fifth, 26:48), Dale Wig (sixth, 27:02) Lukomski and Paul Gareau added 12 2-7.
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had arrived into Regina not that long autographs and posing for pictures. is refreshing to meet an athlete like team was able to discover Darian
the 13th man before. I wouldn’t have blamed Burris With every fan, Burris seemed very Burris. Besides taking time for the me- Durant because of this. Durant is the
if he was tired after the flight. friendly and did not appear in a hurry dia and the fans, he has also played a future of the franchise, whereas Burris
Furthermore, I wasn't exactly expect- to send them away. huge role in charities. Too many ath- could be on the last stages of his career.
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ing him to be thrilled to do several in- In a society full of smug and letes don’t give back to the people. Also, Burris leaving to Calgary has
sports editor
terviews, some of which pertained to greedy athletes, how could I not be As an athlete, it is also hard not to created a ferocious rivalry. Some of the
Henry Burris, you’re all right. the controversial pictures of himself impressed by an athlete who has no respect Burris. I mean, this is a man most exciting games to watch at
This past weekend, for the first wearing a black bra. It wasn’t like problem doing interviews or talking who has thrown for over 35,000 yards Mosaic Stadium are when Calgary
time ever, I had the chance to meet Burris was a kid waiting to be wel- to fans? and added 31 touchdowns in his ca- rolls into town. It is fun chanting
and interview the Calgary Stampeders comed into Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Too often we hear about athletes reer, adding nearly 4,000 rushing yards “Heeeeeeeeeeenry.” The games usu-
pivot. While it may be considered sac- Factory. arrested for drinking and driving, or and 51 touchdowns. Also, Burris has ally go right down to the wire as well.
rilegious to say this in Saskatchewan – Yet Burris seemed so happy that it punished for taking steroids. They be- won a Grey Cup. Clearly, he is a stellar When an athlete looks back at
where hatred for Burris is seemingly felt like there was no place he’d rather have in such a way that it is hard to athlete. their career, you’d hope they have
universal – Burris made a very good be. He smiled as a group of reporters have any kind of respect for them. Sure, I was and am still a bit angry fond memories. After meeting Burris,
first impression on me. filmed him and asked him questions Tiger Woods, a star professional golfer that Burris left the Riders for Calgary it is clear he is enjoying every moment
The first thing I noticed once I and then remained smiling as he did and past role model for the sport, in 2005. I thought Burris left for the of his career. He wasn’t named Smilin’
spotted Henry Burris in the Hotel some one-on-one interviews. I was the shocked everyone when it was discov- money and could’ve done some great Hank for nothing.
Saskatchewan (where the interviews last person there to interview Burris, ered he cheated multiple times on his things in Regina. But hey, it’s in the Don’t get me wrong, I hope Burris
of Stamps players were being held) yet he was still as pleasant as when he wife. In recent news, Brett Farve, one past. and the Stampeders never win another
was that he had a big smile on his face. started. of the greatest football players to play The Riders haven’t suffered for the game against the Green and White. I
This smile remained visible through- What impressed me even more the game, allegedly sent inappropriate move. Both Calgary and will shout his name loudly and boo
out the entire process. This was fitting, was that Burris also interacted with text messages and pictures of his gen- Saskatchewan have posted nearly Calgary frequently whenever they roll
of course, since Burris has the nick- fans in between interviews. A couple italia to a female employee of the New identical records and one Grey Cup into town. However, I can’t and won’t
name Smilin' Hank. of people lined up to see Burris and he York Jets. each. Would the Riders be doing better hate Burris as a person. He is simply
But, Burris had arguably no reason took the time for all of them, signing After hearing all of these stories, it with Burris? Not likely. Besides, the too nice to hate.
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with an 11-yard touchdown scamper passing and Calgary running back able points in the standings. The re- Keon Raymond also made an in-
and the Riders led 14-7 after the first Reynolds ran the ball down the throats turn coverage has been poor and the terception in the final minute, sealing
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contributor quarter. of the Saskatchewan defenders, pick- Riders have rarely broken for any large the game for Calgary.
The second quarter brought the ing up 124 rushing yards. Jon Cornish gains on the return. There appears to Many questions have also arisen
The Calgary Stampeders are the best game’s turning point and once again complemented him in the backfield, be zero accountability within the fran- in regards to injuries. Both Rob Bagg
team in the CFL. brought the Riders special teams prob- adding another 53 yards on the chise and they have become very com- and Congi left the game with season-
Henry Burris, Joffrey Reynolds lems to the forefront. Luca Congi lined ground. placent. The Riders appear to be threatening injuries. The two will have
and company proved this fact last up to attempt a 43-yard field goal, On this day, the Saskatchewan playing the same record over and over. MRIs Monday. Both injuries looked
weekend by coming into a very hostile which was blocked by Dwight Roughriders had no answers for the Changes will need to be made quickly terrible. The Riders lose a deep threat
Mosaic Stadium and winning 34-26 in Anderson. Anderson was able to get to Stamps ground attack. The Riders if the Riders hope to find themselves in Bagg and their clutch kicker in
a place where the Roughriders had lost the kicker without even being touched. could not make a tackle to save their back in the big game. Congi, two players that will be very
only once in the last calendar year. Congi’s leg looked mangled and he lives. They appeared to be playing soft Another problem that is becom- hard to replace.
This game wasn’t just any game. It was unable to get off the field on his and failed to stop the run in the final ing more apparent week after week is The Riders travel to
was special. There was a great level of own. This was one scary play that minutes, allowing the Stampeders to the Riders’ total lack of a balanced at- Commonwealth Stadium on Saturday
excitement in the air, as there always is brought a look of concern among come away with a victory. tack. They have failed to utilize Hugh to play the Edmonton Eskimos, who
when Burris, the former Rider quarter- many faces in the stands. Eddie The Riders expected a win on Charles all year and have become fa- are 3-2-0 since the introduction of new
back, comes to town. The fans are al- Johnson was forced into field goal Sunday. They had a big opportunity to mous for their two-yard handoff to GM Eric Tillman. The game is not at all
ways a little louder when Henry visits duty for the rest of the night and was finish strong and get ready for the Wes Cates up the middle. The team a gimme and it is essential that the
Mosaic and the stakes were very high successful on his only attempt. playoffs, but came away disappointed. has virtually no running game and Riders get back on track in their last
for this game. The winner would come The Riders led 19-10 at the half, It is clear that no lesson was learned find themselves going to the air time three games. They will likely play one
away with first place in the division but were unable to get anything going from their loss last week to the Toronto after time. As a result of this, the of the B.C. Lions or Eskimos in the
and, very likely, the right to host this in the second half on either side of the Argonauts. Riders have become the essence of pre- West semifinal at Mosaic Stadium on
year’s Western Final. ball. The Stampeders, on the other It is hard to understand why Ken dictability. Darian Durant was 15/28 Nov. 14.
The Riders jumped out to an early hand, looked sharp in all facets of the Miller and his coaching staff are so re- and tossed 3 touchdown passes. It’s make or break time, and we
start and Darian Durant looked very game. They brought a balanced attack luctant to make changes. Why is Jim However, this was all overshadowed will soon see what this team is really
sharp as he tossed a pair of touchdown and controlled the play for the entire Daley still employed with this football by a costly fumble, which was re- made of.
passes to Weston Dressler and Chris second half. team? Multiple special teams blunders turned for a touchdown by Corey
Getzlaf. Joffrey Reynolds answered Burris was 19/26 for 254 yards all year long have cost the Riders valu- Mace.
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Velasquez his first loss in the octagon Riberio now struggles to support
via second round TKO. but also has striking and takedowns. Back on The Ultimate Fighter 3, Matt himself”
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The co-main event on this card Chances are fairly good that Hamill was a contestant and Tito Ortiz sports writer “My employers didn’t help me
sees UFC newcomer Jake Shields take Kampman will be looking to get the was his coach. Now the two will face financially, so I made a DVD of my
on Martin Kampman in a welter- fight down to the ground, while off in a light-heavyweight bout as both Although Will Ribeiro’s days as a struggles to try to raise funds for my
weight showdown. Shields has been Sheilds will look to stand up and bang. try desperately to climb the division’ s professional mixed martial artist have treatment,” said Riberio. “Very few
quoted numerous times as saying that However, what makes this fight ex- ladder. been over for quite some time now, people bought my stuff.”
he could “beat GSP.” Though I think tremely intriguing is that the winner This will mark the first time in the the former WEC contender now Unfortunately for Ribeiro, a life-
that there is no way in hell that he will eventually take on St-Pierre for show’s history that a coach and stu- fights a much greater battle, every time spent in mixed martial arts train-
could beat St-Pierre, I am excited to the belt. I predict that Shields will earn dent will fight each other. day of his life. ing facilities has done little in
finally see him step into the octagon. the title shot by laying and praying During the time on the show, Born in Campo Grande, Rio de preparing the Luta Livre Esportiva
Shields is rated as being a perfectly until he squeaks out a unanimous de- Ortiz worked closely with Hamill as Janeiro, Brazil, Ribeiro began his ca- brown belt for a life outside of train-
well-rounded fighter in the three ma- cision. he believed that the kid had great po- reer as a mixed martial artist in 2003 ing and competing.
jor areas of striking, takedowns, and In yet another fight that is an al- tential despite being deaf. Although and, after winning eight of his first Although Ribeiro was once
submissions, while Kampman is rated most guaranteed decision, a former Hamill was injured on the show and nine bouts, was invited to leave Brazil revered as a national treasure, his de-
as having a much greater submissions coach and student will square off. was not able to win the contract, he and compete under the WEC banner bilitating condition is heavily stigma-
has had quite a successful UFC career. in the United States of America. tized in his native Brazil, as Ribeiro
Hamill is coming off of a split decision After bursting onto the North claims that a strong prejudice against
win against Keith Jardine, while Tito American mixed martial arts scene those in wheelchairs exists in his
“Although Lesnar is not what you would has not had his arm raised in what with a victory over former WEC ban- homeland.
seems like forever. Not counting his tamweight champion Chase Beebe in “Everything here for the disabled
wife, Jenna Jameson, Tito has not won mid-2008, Ribeiro was given a shot in Brazil is more expensive,” noted
a fight since 2006 when he fought UFC at the then-undefeated rising-star Ribeiro. “Everything is more expen-
call a “fan favourite,” with his crazy antics
before and after his fights, the guy has been senior citizen Ken Shamrock. I predict Brain Bowles at WEC 37. sive, nothing is cheap.”
that this fight will most certainly go Although Ribeiro was submitted Someday, Ribeiro hopes to use
on an absolute tear since losing his first the distance with Hamill having his by Bowles after nearly 12 minutes of his knowledge of the “fight-game” to
hand raised and Tito relaying a list of action, he impressed many with his help younger generations of mixed
fight in the UFC.” excuses as to why he lost. performance and showed fans of the martial artists become champions
sport around the world that if given themselves, but perhaps more impor-
the opportunity, he could accomplish tantly, Ribeiro hopes to show people
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Parker failed to get anything for Eberle
fifth overall. In the future, he adds placed with a sharper hockey mind – draft picks, dealing 18-year-old Remember all the good times
great skating ability and the ability to someone with experience who can Dominick Favreau to Brandon for 20- we’ve had here with players like
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contributor put the puck in the net at key times. turn this sinking ship around. The year-old defensemen Mark Schneider, Holden, Tipler, Kane, Nabokov, Lysak,
Other notable pickups included for- team has missed the playoffs two acquiring Slovakian right winger Juraj Gordon, Jackman, Stuart, etc. The Pats
Weeks into the WHL season, the ward Chandler Stephenson and de- years in a row and haven’t had a trip Roznik and shoring up the blueline will one day be there again.
Regina Pats already find themselves fencemen Landon Peel. The Pats roster to the conference final since 1993. On with former Prince George Cougar
in the basement. A 2-7-1 start puts consists of a lot of 1993-1994 born play- this roster was veteran NHLer Jason captain Art Bidlevskii. At the begin-
them last in the East Division and their ers, none of which seem to be blue chip Smith. This year, Pats fans receive their ning of the year, he also acquired 20-
on-ice performance hasn’t been re- prospects. The Pats rely on captain wish, in a way, with the introduction year-old Thomas Frazee from the
spectable. Garrett Mitchell and 20-year-olds of Lang as new GM. Moose Jaw Warriors, but gave up a
Thus far, attendance has been less Thomas Frazee, Colin Reddin, and The Pats are in full rebuild mode, second round pick in the process. The
than average and fans are getting more newly-acquired Mark Schneider to a task that is not going to be easy for Frazee trade screams Toronto Maple
restless by the day. The boo-birds have help groom these youngsters for the Lang. Parker has left the team with lit- Leaf style rebuild. However, the Pats
graced the Brandt Centre and most future. tle hope for the future. The Pats have to do something to ensure atten-
fans are more or less apathetic. Last season, former GM Brent haven’t been anywhere near a con- dance and this trade may help in that
“Only time will
This season, the Pats have shown Parker had a huge chance to stockpile tender since they hosted the Memorial department.
a total lack of offence with close to zero assets for the future by trading home- Cup in 2001, but failed to win after a Overall, these trades add a lot tell if [Chad
size up front and have played a dump town superstar Jordan Eberle and de- heartbreaking OT loss to the Val’Dor more size to one of the smallest teams
and chase, crash and burn type game fencemen Colten Teubert. He kept Foreurs in the semifinal. The Pats in the WHL. They also allow more ice
up to this point. It is clear they are bet- both players and the Pats missed the threw away the future to host that time for younger players, while
Lang] can fix the
ter suited for a north-south, transition playoffs. Teubert and Eberle are now tournament and they haven’t been adding more talent and experience to
style of game. The lone bright spot this long gone and the Pats have nothing to able to recover since. One would think the roster. Looking further into the fu- disaster left be-
season has been the play of rookie show for it. Parker also went out and nine years would be sufficient re- ture, trading Ashton before the dead-
goaltender Matt Hewitt. He is the acquired Carter Ashton from the build/recovery time. line is an absolute must this year and
goaltender of the future and should Lethbridge Hurricanes in exchange for Apparently not. Parker, son of possibly trading Weal next year will be
hind by the
be given plenty of playing experience a first round pick. The Pats lost a valu- owner Russ Parker, failed in a big way. a topic of discussion for Lang. Only
this season. able pick in the deal and leave new Lang has made various deals and time will tell if he can fix the disaster Parkers.”
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Angeles Kings draft pick Jordan Weal, get value back for Ashton who will pact and return this Pats franchise to The Pats host the Swift Current
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Why do professors expect students to at night. code into layman terms. I don’t enjoy Not only does dancing release sponsibly, and you will be rewarded
read textbooks? For some people, sleep depriva- reading when I have to consult a dic- endorphins, but the time spent party- with good times and lasting memo-
The homework load in all courses tion may not be a factor. Maybe some tionary to figure out the meaning of a ing with friends and meeting new ries.
is already ridiculous, especially when people can stay up until 2 a.m. to sentence. people can strengthen bonds. Some
you’re near the finish line and find tackle four chapters of reading and Lastly, I don’t see the point in studies even show that people who
yourself in your final two or three se- still be bright-eyed and alert for 8:30 reading something that I know very flirt have a higher white blood cell
mesters. I can’t speak for anyone else, a.m. classes. I am not one of those peo- well will be covered in depth during count, which can boost immunity.
obviously, but it’s nothing for me to ple. I value my sleep, almost more the next class. By partying, we’re able to forget
spend four hours a night tackling the than I value my education. Almost. Every professor I’ve ever had our worries and just be ourselves.
huge piles of assignments. The days I Probably over 50 per cent of stu- claims that the textbook readings are Sure, the next day may bring a hang-
don’t have classes, I usually spend 6 to dents have jobs on top of their univer- supplementary to the lectures. But in over the size of Texas, but by being
8 hours at the University just doing sity careers. I know a lot of my friends at least 85 per cent of cases, they have smart and exercising the slightest bit
homework. (I’m only exaggerating a go to class until 4 p.m., then work un- taken class time to go over almost of moderation, partying can lead to a
small bit for effect. A very small bit.) til 11, 12, or 1 a.m. Let’s be honest every aspect of the expected readings. happier, healthier life.
All this time spent doesn’t mean with ourselves here – who’s going to Granted, sometimes it helps. If I read Every year, scores of people head
I’m a “keener” – sometimes I hand in come home at that time and dive into something I don’t understand, I ap- to various music festivals like
sub-par assignments because I just got a textbook? Most people are either go- preciate when someone breaks it Coachella, in California, Bonnaroo,
finished in time for the deadline. Most ing to go straight to bed, or do some- down for me. But if you’re going to in Tennessee, or Sasquatch, in
times, I hand in average assignments. thing they enjoy because their entire break it down for me anyway, why do Washington. In much of Canada, an
You know, they’re done, but I don’t day has been taken up with responsi- I have to become confused in the first annual August pastime is attending
do a whole lot of extra work. I find ble, “adult” activities. place? It’s far easier to just wait until Shambhala, a yearly electronic music
that I just don’t have time to add a lot Sometimes, I don’t do readings you explain what the textbook said. festival held on a remote farm in the
of frills. simply because they bore me out of So with all these factors stacked Kootenay mountains of B.C. Folks
Do I read anything my professors my skull. against the reading of textbooks, why from all over the northwest flock to
have written in the syllabus? Very I actually enjoy reading. I enjoy do professors expect it? Shambhala for one reason – to party.
rarely. The only time I make sure I most of my classes, usually. But in my I have no idea, and I’m not sitting Wandering the banks of the river
read is when I have to give a presenta- four years at university, I have never here trying to figure it out. I’m going during the daytime and the various
tion on it (a trick picked up by one of once read a textbook that I found in- to bed, because sleep is better than stages at night, it’s not unusual to see
my professors when they realized that teresting. I find that my eyes glaze knowledge. At least for tonight. people dressed like fuzzy animals,
no one was doing the reading, I’m over by the third page, no matter what burlesque dancers, or glow-in-the-
sure). Can I still keep up with the dis- subject I’m trying to expand my dark samurai.
cussions? For the most part, I think I knowledge on. This is probably be- The partying is non-stop and the
do a pretty good job. cause most textbooks are written in people who go absolutely love it.
Why don’t I do the readings? It’s academia-type language that requires cheyenne geysen Festival attendees let loose and dance erin ball
actually pretty simple – I like to sleep ridiculous amounts of energy to de- op-ed editor all day and night. nexus (camosun college)
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