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In our western society, the majority of with rolling green pastures, it is the furthest Do humans need to consume meat?

o consume meat? The


citizens are fortunate enough to have more thing from the reality of where that product average meat eater gets twice the amount of
than we need (though many get sucked in came from. The average consumer will never protein needed, which can lead to an array
by seductive advertising and engage in the encounter a factory farm. So what is the real- of health issues. Contrary to common belief,
never ending game of consumption, without ity? It’s pigs in cages so small they can bare- a vegetable based diet is considered the
Publisher/Editor: Tony Loeffen ever attaining an ultimate state of material ly move an inch their entire lives, covered healthiest diet for human beings. Vegan-
fulfillment). Our relative prosperity as citizens in feces, torn away from their young who, in ism has many health benefits such as a
Writers: Cyndi Mayhew of middle class western society enables us a natural existence as highly social animals significantly (approximately 40%) reducing
Ideabong to have an abundance of choices in life; the they would nurture and have close relation- the chance of heart disease, along with a
Tony Loeffen freedom to choose our political and religious ships with. The reality is massive ponds full decreased risk of cancer and obesity. Think
views, moral beliefs, what we desire to of pig crap, destroying our environment and it’s too hard? I made the switch at a young
consume, how we live. We truly have won seeping into grounds and waterways. The age. I have never felt deprived in any way.
Photography: Tony Loeffen\\ the global jackpot. With great wealth comes reality is sick animals denied veterinary care, In fact, most vegetarians and vegans I know
great responsibility full of hormones living in breeding grounds say they eat a more varying and delicious
Site Design: Sterling Campbell for disease. This isn’t merely the case in array of foods since converting. You can
There are two types of people: those who go “bad” factory farms. It is simply how the even have the world’s healthiest and tastiest
through life without much thought to the con- factory farm functions: maximizing profits, cruelty-free poutine. It’s not all salad and
Cover Art: Shawn Beatty sequences of their actions as an individual producing animals as commodities with no tofu! Any regular meal can easily be con-
and their part in shaping society. Alternately regard for their rights as sentient beings. verted vegan; with the added benefit of being
there are those who seek to investigate com- Farm animal brutality has been normalized. It lower in fat.
monly held truths and deconstruct dominant is rationalized by such statements as “eating
ideologies that maintain injustice; those who meat is natural”, “it’s the way it’s meant to As rationalists, we can recognize there are
live by their beliefs, recognizing their inherent be”. Simply put: if we treated dogs the way scientific truths and non-truths. Can we
power as citizens to aid in moving society we treat “farm animals” it would be consid- go further and determine there are moral
TWITTER: towards a more socially just world. Those in ered a crime. The worst part: farm animals truths and non-truths? Certainly moral truths
the former category; this article is not for you. have feelings too. In fact, pigs are cognitively are subject to opinion to a certain degree.
= solventmagazine You will forever continue to go through this significantly more intelligent than our favorite However, as a society we have decided that
world without a thought for consequence, animals: cats and dogs. How can you be an dogs have the legal right to decent lives, free
when we are wrong ... please inform us, eating buckets of KFC and engaging in ag- “animal lover” yet contribute daily to the suf- from torture. How then can we rationalize the
gressive meathead behaviour, such as key- fering of animals? mistreatment of other like-animals? When
and send photo submissions, articles,
editorials, to editor@solventmagazine.com
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on my car, and using the “but it tastes good” This takes me to the state of farm animal ence physical and psychological pain, their
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= solventmagazine excuse for not supporting animal rights. rights in Canada. Most assume they are cognitive intelligence and awareness of their
Unfortunately those in power in our society sufficiently humane. Not so my carnivore surroundings, and furthermore when we take
depend on the selfish, idle and the apathetic, friends. In fact, Canada lags behind other into account their social needs as sentiment
to maintain the status quo. For those who western nations; holding on to outdated beings, can we not conclude that factory
consider themselves to be an intellectual factory farming techniques, such as the farming is animal abuse on a massive scale?
of sorts, concerned with social justice and cruel practice of “holding pens” for swine. A pig is a dog is a cow is a chicken. I’m an
possess an open mind, I ask you to consider Pigs become literally insane, chewing each animal, you’re an animal too. So what do you
the animal rights issue. Do you truly think it’s other’s tails off, twitching and rocking back believe is right? And when are you going to
justifiable to cause animals pain in order to and forth from immobilization. Transporta- start living according to your beliefs?
turn them into food? And if not, what is keep- tion regulations have yet to be updated to
ing you from engaging in change? more humane levels. Animals in Canada are
transported up to 52 hours straight without
The meat industry relies heavily on specta- rest, food or water. Crammed into trucks with
cle; effectively separating us from reality. In little protection from cruel Canadian winters,
our culture we’re incessantly bombarded with many animals freeze to the sides of trans-
constructed images which create completely ports. Just like humans, animals have physi-
false impressions of the world around us; cal and psychological needs in order to live
shaping our beliefs. The meat industry is the decent, healthy lives free from pain. They
ultimate example of separation perfected: are not objects designed for our exploitation.
keeping consumers from having to face the Factory life: conveyor belts, crammed pens,
truth. When you buy that package of meat enduring pain and neglect, is not suitable
containing an image of a pleasant little farm living conditions for living creatures.

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TONY LOEFFEN
When it comes to naming things, the name of the most of his money through speculative investing. everyone is glad to pay their taxes, it is some consola-
thing should lend itself to, in a positive way, the nature When you make your money this way, what you are tion that our tax money goes to a good cause. We tax
of the thing. doing is attaching your money, like a wealth sucking payers find it easier to identify good causes when they
parasite to a pre-existing business entity. The busi- look like good causes, smell like good causes, act
That is why you would not name a synagogue after a ness enterprise is a legal structure that organizes like good causes, and are named like good causes. I
Joseph Goebbels, you don’t name a daycare centre the wealth generating ideas, and labour of working would not immediately assume that something named
after Jeffrey Dahmer, you don’t name a women’s shel- people. The speculator has added nothing to the after Mike Harris or Seymour Schulich would be a
ter after Robert Picton, and you don’t name a hospital enterprise (remember that speculation is far different good cause.
after the goddamned bubonic plague. than funding a start up) that he is betting on. His suc-
cess is attributable to intelligent gambling. In gambling I do not disagree on a conceptual level, with selling
Guess what else you don’t do? You don’t name a there are winners and losers in a zero sum gain. A naming rights to things like hospitals, schools, and
library after Ontario’s most famous enemy of educa- speculative investor, is not a net contributor to society, libraries. It is a good way to suck money out of people
tion, Mike Harris. he has not generated his wealth using admirable with a lot of money, and an ego to match the size of
techniques such as working or developing ideas, he their pile of cash. However, there should be limita-
Since Nipissing University has named its new library has won his money from someone else. tions. The honour should not be open to those who,
after our former Premier, whose record on educational in character and actions do not properly represent the
issues was unquestionably dismal, so much so, that When a man makes his money in this way, and he nature and spirit of what is being named.
one might reasonably suppose that he had an abiding gives some of it back to worthy causes, such as
hatred of education, that informed all of his policy libraries and educational institutions, is it fair to admire I can see why someone like Seymour Schulich might
decisions; it is fair to call the integrity of those respon- him less than a person who does the same thing with want to do Harris a favour, and pony up some cash
sible into question. money that he has earned? When a man commits an to buy him an honour. After all, Harris, who is famous
act of generosity, it is more respectable when he does for tax cutting, mostly cut taxes for giant corporate
Why did Nipissing do such a thing? If it was only for so anonymously, or when he insists on recognition? interests, and the extremely wealthy, such as Schul-
money, it was for the wrong reason, and hence the ich. For the privelege of naming this library, he should
University has not only tarnished its image, but dimin- Seymour Schulich gives a lot of money away to have had to pay for the whole thing, and provide an
ished its integrity. Well there may be multiple other schools… very often (if not always) on the condition endowment good enough to fund its operation forever.
reasons, and one of them might be that they thought that the school is then named after him. For example, That way, taxpayers wouldn’t have to endure the insult
“The Harris Learning Library” is a suitable name, but there is the Schulich School of Business at York Uni- of paying to help immortalize him and his buddy.
we’ll never know, because there was a million and a veristy, there is the Schulich School of Medicine and
half wrong reasons involved. The University, in their Dentistry at the University of Western Ontario, there is Naming a library after Mike Harris, after how he took
press release, did not go so far as to say that it was the Schulich School of Engineering at the University the funding axe to education, disrespected teachers,
appropriate to name the library after Mr. Harris, they of Calgary, there is the Schulich School of Law at cut a whole year off of high school education, forced
merely pointed out how important it was to the project Dalhousie, and last but not least, there is the Schulich the public to fund religious schools (a dramatic waste
to have that 1.5 million dollars, the amount the naming School of Education at Nipissing University. Each of of public money for the selfish purpose of getting him
privilege cost Mr. Harris’ benefactor, billionaire investor these honours was bought and paid for. the Catholic vote) is not all that different than naming
Seymour Schulich. a blood bank after a vampire. I would not donate my
In Canada, universities, including the Schulich blood to the Dracula Blood Bank, and I don’t want my
This elderly billionaire, Seymour Schulich has made Schools are funded by tax dollars, and while not tax dollars going to the Harris Learning Library.

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Dizzy in Love asks: I’ve been going out with this girl for 2 months, Girl-lover asks: I‘m a lesbian and am into girly girls. I myself am
and the connection has, in my mind, been amazingly mind blowing. also pretty femme and was thinking the other day if I were to get
I have never felt this even in the long term relationships I’ve been married one day would we both wear traditional dresses or would
in. Two days ago, I was telling her goodbye, and told her I love her. one of us play the male role and wear a tux?
I didn’t plan it, it just came out. I got silence. She finally told me that
she has never told anyone that she loved them. Did I just screw Ideabong says: having a same sex marriage these days is hardly
up? a situation in which you need to cater to other people’s ideas of
what a traditional wedding should be like. You are likely to scandal-
Ideabong says: Ouch, I’d have to say that, indeed, you have ize those closed minded traditionalist people regardless of what
screwed up. It may be too late to salvage your style, but let’s go you wear, so you may as well go all out and wear exactly what you
through the motions anyway. First, I’d like to consult the indispen- want to, stopping short of a nazi uniform, or diapers or whatever
sible Oscar Wilde, who says : “He who loves the more is lost”. else might compromise the dignity of the event. Since there is no
What he is saying is that rarely if ever, are two people equally in tradition to adhere to it, I do believe you and your partner should
love, and that the person who is more in love, will suffer from it. The focus on fun, and celebrating each other. Why don’t you choose
reason is this, in our culture, love, in the romantic sense, is an act each other’s attire?
of acquisition. Love seeks to possess its object. The person who
loves the more, has more to lose, and the love becomes insecure. A.S.H. asks: Is the rest of the population worth meeting? Do I need
The pain associated with it becomes more intense until the other to leave Nipissing?
sees nothing but a desperate clinging barnacle with no style. You
need to change the plan, and I can help with that, but first, let’s Ideabong says: No and Yes. Not everyone on the planet deserves
discuss your method of delivering the love message. You did not the honour of knowing you, and the people that do deserve it, will
choose an intimate moment, perhaps during the post-coital bliss, be happier knowing that they are in a semi-exclusive club. You do
whereby, it might have been appropriate to reveal one’s feeling need to leave Nipissing at some point, if you haven’t already. The
of love for the first time. Instead, you chose the cowardly sneak perspective you gain will help you realize that all the finest charac-
attack. It is appropriate within the context of a committed relation- ters are, in fact, in and about the Nipissing area.
ship in which a mutual love has been established to say “I love
you” before hanging up the phone. What you did was kind of like
a combination between a hit and run, and a fishing expedition. It
shows desperation, and believe me, she noticed that. I won’t bother
It was the 3rd Wednesday of December in 2009 at This band consisted of Dany Laj (guitar, vocals), Chad North Bay bars is that they don’t bring in enough origi- telling you to save yourself by doing the old cut and run, because
Cecil’s when Dany Laj last took a North Bay stage. Newton (guitar, vocals), Clint Mallete (drums), and nal acts. However, Dany sees his role as entertainer you won’t do it, so I will explain how to save the sinking ship. It’s
There would not be much disagreement amongst Brett McNeaul (bass) who all emigrated from Kirkland from the perspective of the venue owner. These are a long shot, but just maybe you can pull it off. You will need to go
those in attendance, that they saw one of the best rock to North Bay during the Kirkland invasion of the early businesses and are interested in making profits. He way out of your way to demonstrate that you could take it or leave
shows in recent memory that night. Since then, Dany 2000’s. They went on to become fixtures on the North knows as an entertainer, his job is to bring people out, it. Bail on plans with no notice, and afterward, send flowers, but be
has been working to further establish himself on the Bay scene, and released an album on Shocknova and make sure the bar does good that night. So, when careful not to apologize or explain. Don’t bring them, send them.
Toronto music scene, regularly gigging at venues such Records which was owned by Jake Naylor, also a Dany plays, expect a party. There is a big difference that I don’t have time to explain, so just
as The Press Club, The Dakota Tavern, and Graffiti’s. North Bay resident formerly from Kirkland. After the take my word for it. Stop planning your weekends around her, let
Also, he has recently completed a 6 song EP called departure of Brett and Clint, Dany and Chad brought As a musician, not only is it important to promote your her know when you have no other plans, and leave the scheduling
“The Match”. The Intesteens on a cross country tour with a rhythm own shows, it is also important to support the efforts of issues to her. If she makes time, you have hope, if she doesn’t, you
section borrowed from Form One; Nathan Gray other musicians who are playing original music. If you can be absolutely certain that the writing is on the wall. And, last
On September 17, Dany Laj and The Old Youth will (bass), and Mike Brushey (drums). It would be their don’t show up for shows, don’t be surprised if people but not least, if the previous steps have not resulted in her casting
return to play 100 Georges. Although, for the sake last tour. don’t show up for yours. you off, on nights that you have no plans with her, try the ole late
of his music career, he now calls Toronto home, his night booty call. If you need to tell her what you’ve been up to, say
roots are in the north and his connections to the north After the untimely demise of The Intesteens, Dany “You do have a duty. If you want there to be a scene something like the golf game went really late, which cannot explain
remain extremely strong. Before heading to the city, moved to Sudbury to form The Old Youth with Julie for original music in whatever city you live in, you why you are calling at 2 AM and how you spent your evening. It
Dany lived in, and belonged to the music scenes of Houle (vocals), and Steve Joncas (bass, vocals) and have to get out and be at shows even when you aren’t creates mystery, which is important. If the booty call works, and
Kirkland Lake, North Bay and Sudbury. Luke Sellen (drums). North Bay native Russ Jack, playing. I’ve lived in North Bay, and I understand the you have established a mystery about your activities, and she is
formerly of The Drones, eventually replaced Steve struggles that the North Bay Scene faces. It works scheduling around your availability, then you have regained the up-
Of course, it all started in Kirkland, as he grew up in a Joncas on bass. This band was a regular headliner at when people are showing up, and fails when people per hand. The only drawback to this plan is that it does not lay the
family with a strong musical tradition. “After dinner, the The Townehouse, achieving critical acclaim and con- stay home. It’s that simple. The bars will book original foundation for a loving and respectful relationship; you already blew
table got cleared, moved out of the way, the family sat siderable success with an album called “Lost in Dust”. music when they think the people involved can be suc- that with the premature “I love you”.
in a circle and the instruments came out. The entire cessful for the bar.”
family was involved with music in some way,” Dany After the untimely demise of The Old Youth, it was time Noseplugs asks: I belong to a church group, and one of the ladies
relates. for another roots discovering pilgrimage to Kirkland It could be looking up in North Bay in terms of access practically bathes in perfume, some of the ladies have actually quit
Lake. There was only so much that Dany Laj and the to original music, with the return of Drew Vendetti and because of this, due to allergies (one even had to go to the doctor).
His first band in Kirkland Lake was called Swank, Modern Day Citizens - the band he formed there - the re-launch of Organ Grinder. North Bay can look Should I tell her that her perfume is making us sick?
whose line up included another ex-citizen of Kirkland could do in Kirkland, so Dany decided it was time to go forward to seeing acts like C’mon, and The Sadies, in
Lake, Chad Newton. After Dany failed to crack the where the music industry was, Toronto. Not surpris- the not too distant future. Given Organ Grinder’s track Ideabong says: I am unfamiliar with the internal dynamics of
line up of a band he wanted to join, Prime Tension, he ingly, in Toronto, Dany is collaborating with old friends record of success, Drew is not having any problems groups of church women, but one assumption that has always
heard Chad Newton outside of school talking about and band mates from Kirkland. On the upcoming EP finding venues that are eager to work with him. served me well, is that you all join such groups for the purpose of
how Swank needed another guitarist. Dany would not “The Match”, Joey Clement (drums, vocals) and Chad getting your noses in each other’s business and hen-pecking each
to be foiled again in his attempt to join a band: “I kind Newton (bass, vocals) are both involved. The EP was “It’s good for North Bay to have Drew back with Organ other half to death. Rather than correcting my original assumption, I
of swindled my way in by saying I knew scales and recorded in Parkdale by Dave Misener, who happens Grinder. If you support Drew’s shows, he’s the kind of will make a further assumption… that you do not belong in a church
stuff… which I really didn’t, but I really wanted to be in to own a cottage outside of Kirkland, and mixing was guy that will help your band out in any way he can. I ladies group, as clearly, you are unable to get your nose in this
that band. The next thing I knew, I was playing my first done in Guelph by former Awesome Team bandmate know this because I’ve dealt with Drew years ago. He smelly woman’s business to do a little pecking at her. Perhaps you
show with Swank at the Polish Hall in Kirkland.” Dan Beeson, who is originally from New Liskeard. knows how to promote, and works with people that should quit the church group. Another assumption that I felt pretty
For this upcoming EP, Dany also worked with Toronto support the scene. He’s successful because of it.” comfortable with is that a church lady would never ask a bong for
Another major musical counterpart was Joey Clement, musician Lori Hirst who sang on one of the tracks. advice; that assumption has been discarded.
a talented musician and songwriter, with whom he Recently having turned 30, Dany has a long musical
played in Too 4 Flynchen. The pair eventually outgrew The manifestation of The Old Youth that we’ll see in career already behind him. He also has a long musical
Kirkland and went to Toronto in another of Joey’s North Bay will be Chad Newton (bass. vocals), Sean career ahead of him, as his dedication to making
bands called The Awesome Team which was on the Dignan (drums), Erika Werry (keys, vocals) and Sara music drives everything he does in life. The new EP, is
verge of making it. By the time The Awesome Team Fitzpatrick (fiddle) . currently available on the CBC Radio 3 website, and
was signed by a label, Dany had already gone back to will be released on CD and vinyl in the near future. If
Kirkland to reconnect with his roots. This is when he Playing at the George is a perfect fit for Dany Laj and hard work and the quality of the product have anything
started writing songs for himself. The Old Youth. No venue is more dedicated to sup- to do with it, the sky is the limit for M. Dany Lajeunesse
porting original music than is the George, and Dany from Kirkland Lake... oh ya, by the way, come out to
Sometime in 2003, Dany moved to North Bay, to once is perhaps one of the hardest working promoters that the George on the 17th, it’ll be a party.
again join a band with Chad Newton, The Intesteens. the North Bay music scene has known. The knock on

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Shygirl asks: Dear Ideabong, I am 29 years old and I have been

You ask the Ideabong a question


painfully shy my whole life, to the point where I have panic attacks
around strangers and people I don’t know very well. I can even get

... the Ideabong smokes


shy uncomfortable around people that I do know. It almost feels
crippling at times, especially as I’m getting older and career wise.

... the Ideabong thinks


I feel very limited to what jobs I can do because I’m afraid that I
might have a panic attack. Do you have any suggestions that might

... the Ideabong answers your


help me stay calm and get used to socializing? Please, I could re-
ally use your help.

question... Ideabong says: You did the right thing by getting in touch with
me Shygirl. I happen to have similar experience in my past, so I

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feel your pain. When I was a very young bong, I played hockey. I
had very good skills, and played very well in practice and amongst
friends, but something happened to me in actual games when I
touched the puck… I froze. I couldn’t see anything but the puck,
and everything else became a blur. As soon as I had the puck…
Tracy asks: I just started dating this guy and I’m really attracted I felt like all the attention was on me, my vision closed in, and I
to him, but he says he doesn’t perform oral sex ever. He says it’s was too nervous to take a shot, or make a pass. It made for some
‘too subservient,’ and he doesn’t like the taste. He definitely likes to hockey bloopers I can assure you. I was constantly wondering why
receive it, and I kind of like to give it, but I feel torn. Is this normal? I could play really well amongst friends, but not against a team of
Or is this guy a jerk? people I didn’t know, in front of a crowd of strangers. I realized the
whole problem boiled down to the difference I perceived between
Ideabong says: what is normal in this situation depends on what people that were my friends and people I did not know. I realized
you are used to. If it was normal for you to be with guys who don’t that in all likelihood, there was no difference at all, the people I did
like dining at the Y, then his attitude is normal, but if that was the not know would have been my friends, had I met them and gotten
case, you wouldn’t be writing the Ideabong, so clearly, for you this to know them. It became clear to me that strangers are just people
is not normal. Is the problem for this guy really the taste? If he I hadn’t made friends with yet. I could not think of any reason that
hasn’t sampled the offerings, then how can he know? Since the strangers would see me any differently than my friends did, who
rejection is not something that you are accustomed to, then I would had taken the time to get to know me, and liked me for exactly who
assume that what you are serving is closer to sweet nectar than es- I was. Once I was able to see strangers as friends I hadn’t met yet,
sence of rancid sea critter. So, maybe it is because he really feels I was fine. It takes some work to make this breakthrough though.
like he is subservient when your thighs are blocking his hearing… What you need to do is think about how your current friends see
which might be reasonable if he didn’t expect your “subservience”. you, especially what it is that they like about you. If you need to,
If oral sex has become the theatre of a power struggle within your ask your friends to remind you of what they like about you, and why
relationship then you have a major decision to make, do you want it is worth being friends with you. Do this until you truly believe it.
to be controlled or be in control? My advice is to grab that SOB by When you no longer doubt the wonderful things your friends say
the ears and put him to work. to you, and about you, you will remember that strangers are no
different, on average, than your friends. Your friends hold the key,
K.K. asks: How do I tell my husband that I want more kids? and I suspect that you have friends that would be only too eager to
remind you of why they treasure your friendship. Take care Shygirl,
Ideabong says: the mere fact that you are asking this question and remember how amazin’ you are.
means that you suspect that your husband doesn’t want more kids.
I am wondering why he doesn’t want more. How many do you have Bill S asks: I just came across an email address for an old girl-
now? How many more is “more”? The act of procreation would be a friend – one I treated very badly. Now both she and I are currently
truly joyless affair if your husband needs to be convinced to partici- happily married, and I don’t want to get back with her, but my con-
pate. Perhaps he would enjoy sex for pleasure more than he would science has been bothering me. Should I write and apologize?
like working to make you pregnant. I see the biggest danger of this
situation being about a month long stand off whereby you guys are Ideabong says: First off, I’m not sure what you mean by “treated
miserable and fight all the time, and share no intimacy, before he badly”. Did you beat the crap out of her? Or, did you merely break
gives in and gives the more kids idea a thumbs up because there is her heart? Because I’m confused by the vagueness of your ques-
no other way to make you happy (and get you into bed).Therefore, tion, let’s get this one into the capable hands of Oscar Wilde. He
I recommend surprising him, thereby avoiding the unpleasant pro- said: “I always like to know everything about my new friends, and
cess of bringing him to heel, besides, he’s going to cave anyway. nothing about my old ones.” He also said: “Illusion is the first of
all pleasures”. There is nothing worse than someone coming out
G.H. asks: My boyfriend told me that he thinks he is becoming of your past, and destroying your illusions about it, and people do
more mature because before he used to want a good looking girl- tend to create illusions about their pasts… it’s how people stay
friend but now that is not so important to him. Personality is more sane. Regardless of whether you laid the boots to her, or whether
important for him now. she suffered from a case of unrequited love, if she is currently
happy, she is likely to be over it. If she has forgotten about you,
Ideabong says: you just got insulted. The fact that you are bring- as a bad memory, you’d open up her wounds with the apology
ing this to my attention, and looking for direction probably means that she may not need for her own sake. Therefore, on that level,
that you haven’t already straightened him out properly. Go find that before proceeding, be sure you aren’t doing it for your own selfish
guy right now and slap the taste right out of his mouth. reasons. If you are… don’t.
Any dude that doesn’t think the stars have fallen from
the skies and are currently shining through your eyes Tyrone V asks: Am I crazy, or are they all out to get me?
is not good enough for you. You are beautiful and you
know it. Ideabong says: Both. You will require a tin foil hat and a lightsaber
to get along in this world. Good luck.

12 05
Polly Hatter Shawn Beatty
The art scene on Main Street is exploding. It is anchored by the WKP Kennedy Gallery, with both Art on Main, and the White Water Gallery
moving to bigger, better locations. Recently, 187 Gallery has joined the mix, and is doing exciting things, showcasing both local, and interna-
tional artists. We don’t see the SAB bus driving around who of SAB supporters. But those buses are from the area, to whom the entire Saturday
these parts quite so much anymore, and not the only manifestation of rock ‘n roll that afternoon was devoted, look up to him as a
187 Gallery is North Bay’s first integrated Tattoo Studio and Art Gallery, as it is co-located with Deluxe Custom Tattoos at 187 Main St. East. consequently, we don’t hear the driver of that one is likely to encounter on the SAB farm, mentor. A large number of volunteers make
bus leaning out the window, yelling some- there is also SABSTOCK. the whole thing work, from greeting concert-
Earlier in the summer, it all began with a show called “Tools of the Trade” which featured original work by internationally known tattoo artists thing obscene and then driving away under goers, to providing security, to constantly
such as Chris Hall, Matt Ellis, George Brown, Rich Hanford and Phil Kyle. The theme was art pertaining to the tools of a tattoo artist’s trade, a hail of his own voracious laughter so much Every summer, in early July, thousands of working to keep the grounds clean. The
which are hands. either. people from all over the Pembroke area, and preparations themselves, which included
sometimes beyond, gather on the farm, for a improving last years’ stage, bringing hydro
The second show was Mechanics of Pain, featuring the photography of Andrew Vaughn. It was based on a concept by Polly Hatter, and One’s imagination might run wild with specu- weekend of camping, rock ‘n roll, and some to it, grooming the campground and concert
documented the journey of a tattoo from beginning to end. The tattoo that Andrew photographed was executed by Shawn Beatty. These lation as to where he is and what he is doing SAB-inspired debauchery. As with any SAB field, and promoting the event, could not
photos had impact, especially for people who were about to get a tattoo, as they showed in extreme close up detail the interaction of needle now that he no longer calls North Bay his audience, it is composed of every type of have been done by anyone that didn’t have
and skin. Penetration, ink and blood were rendered in remarkable detail in these excellent photos by Vaughn. The photos “made people step home, but no one would doubt that wherever person imaginable - a veritable cross sec- an entire community behind him.
back a bit” says proprietor Polly Hatter. and whatever that is, it would somehow tion of humanity - but they all seem to have
involve allowing Northerners somewhere to one thing in common... a funny story about If SABSTOCK continues to grow at its cur-
Currently showing at 187 Gallery is “Through the Socket”, featuring “all things skulls” by local artists, such as Tara Sharp, Jess Bureau, John live the rock ‘n roll dream vicariously through SAB that they are eager to tell. That shared rent pace, it will soon rival Voyageur Days.
Baker, Polly Hatter, Shawn Beatty, Marty Lacombe, Peter Sloan, Andrew Vaughn, James Sroga, and Judith Ingwersen. The show opened on him. experience is what seems to bind the people One thing that will always distinguish the two
August 27, and the reception featured music by Montreal band No Face Left. The show will be hanging until September 27. that go to SABSTOCK into a cohesive social rock festivals is that Mattawa’s legendary
In fact, the avatar of Northern Ontario rock, unit, one that over flows with an uncommon figure of Big Joe Mufferaw, does not wear a
Polly and the crew at 187 Gallery have great plans for future shows. The next one is already generating a lot of excitement, as renowned for those who don’t know, now lives with his determination to celebrate. Billy Bob’s t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off
Canadian artist Angelina will have an opening at the gallery on October 1. The artist will be present at the opening reception to do a meet and family and a surprising number of pets on and a top hat, unlike the legendary figure out
greet and sign autographs. There will be some limited edition exclusive prints and some original sketches for sale. Angelina will be showing a farm outside of Pembroke. There is more It doesn’t seem like a long time since SAB in Pembroke. However, they both do wield a
some never before seen paintings as well. than one decaying old SAB bus to be seen relocated to Pembroke, but in that short time, mighty axe.
on this farm, with their exhausted odometers, SAB has become a cultural institution there.
Featuring artists from all walks of life and from all over the world, the next show “Killers” will open on October 30. The theme for this show is and vinyl decals still representing a who’s A plethora of highly talented young bands
serial killers. 187 Gallery is a welcome addition to the art gallery scene in North Bay, as clearly, they are willing to take on subject matter that
is a lot more edgy, adventurous, and dark than the more conservative galleries would normally explore. It’s also the only gallery that, not only SAB effigy in Pembroke store window
displays art, but has artists available to create art ... right on you.

SAB on stage with Pembroke’s


next generation of musicians

SAB entertains the gathered masses


at SABSTOCK 2010

words and photos by Tony Loeffen

06 11
Every politician, when asked, will identify “serving the have around. therefore fits nicely with his Bachelor of Economics.
community” as his motive for entering politics. I can’t He says: “If you tell people they have to be broke to
remember the last time I believed fully it, therefore Last spring, Craig, and his nephew Brendan Demaline, save the planet, they say, great, but not me first.”
I can’t believe I bothered to ask Craig Bridges that rescued two people and their dog from the extremely
question. But I did, I got the answer, and surprisingly, I frigid waters of Lake Nipissing. It’s not something that Further on the subject of the last city council, and
believed it. Two days later, I still believe it. Go figure. he is likely to bring up on his own, but I read about it in environmental issues, Craig has an interesting
the Nugget, so I asked him if the type of person who perspective on the Tweedsmuir Park compromise,
This is what he said: “I actually want to do something risks his life to save two other people’s lives is the kind which did nothing to satisfy the neighbours of the soon
worthwhile for this community. This is my home, and of person people should want as a city councillor. With to be diminished park. “The original plan was terrible,
I want to make sure that, when my kids finish school, characteristic modesty, Craig replied: “No, that’s just and they got guilted into changing it, but it is still ter-
they will want to live here. When I finished high school, the kind of person who happens to live on the beach rible. When you design a park, that is closed off from
I ran, and I was never going to come back. I was gone and watches stuff.” The fact that the two people whose all streets, and has no sight lines, and can only be
for 15 years, and I lived all over the world. All of a sud- lives Craig saved are out knocking on doors with him accessed through three narrow pathways, that is not a
den, my wife and I started having a conversation about during this campaign says it all though. very good park. No one designs a park like that these
children, and where we should raise them. I told her days. They are not safe. When people realize that this
there is this little place called North Bay, and it is great This is not the first time that Craig has run for public park is a disaster, it will be too late to make it surplus
for raising kids. But, North Bay has to be more than office. He ran under the Green Party banner in the land and sold off because there is no access to it. So,
that, it has to be a place you want to stay, or come last federal election. When asked if the fact that his this plan not only destroys the present park, it destroys
back to after university or college.” name has been planted in the public mind, and his future options.”
environmental credentials established in that last elec-
I met Craig at City Hall to discuss his candidacy, who tion, represent an advantage for him, he responded Craig thinks that public consultation should be done
he is, and some local issues. The life he leads, the that it shouldn’t as there are no parties in municipal prior to making a decision; you don’t just make a
values he champions, and his informed, open-minded politics. He is quick to point out that he has friends decision and then decide to follow through with it only
viewpoint, left me impressed. of every political stripe, from staunch conservative to if the amount of animosity it generates stays below
NDP supporters, in addition to his Green Party friends. acceptable levels.
Craig was born and raised in North Bay, but left after Craig believes that even people from different parties
graduating from West Ferris Secondary School. He tend to agree on many more things than they disagree The one thing that struck me the most, and it only
returned in 2001, with his wife, with whom he has two on, and especially in municipal politics it is important to occurred to me after my conversation with Craig
sons, because North Bay is a great place to raise put those ideological differences aside and work with had been concluded, was that when I asked Craig a
children. He has a Bachelor of Arts in Economics, a people from the other levels of government. question about local issues, I did not get some kind
Bachelor or Education, and Masters Degree in Envi- of bottled, generic answer. He showed no inclination
ronmental Studies. “I think this last city council could have had a better to boil a complicated issue down to a slogan that he
relationship with the provincial government. There could use to sell me an over-simplified idea he has
Here are some highlights of his career and com- seems to be a lot of stone throwing. To me, that is about it. I don’t doubt that he when he says it is appro-
munity involvement: he is a teacher with the Near not productive, and it certainly has not benefited this priate to consult the public before making a decision,
North School Board, the past President of Greening community. City council’s job is to look out for the best that he means it. When I asked him a question about
Nipissing, Project Co-ordinator with the Home Owner- interests of our city, and if that means shaking hands an issue, I wound up in a conversation with him about
ship Affordability Partnership, a Public Member of the with someone you would never vote for, then shake it, and he was just as curious about my ideas, as I was
College of Optometrists of Ontario, a small business hands”, Craig says. about his. This was extremely refreshing. Not only do
owner, and a youth soccer coach. I now believe it is possible for a person want to enter
When speaking of his run for the Green Party, Craig politics to serve the community, but Craig Bridges has
Basically, Craig Bridges is involved in the community, wants to make it very clear that his environmentalism defied a lot of the other assumptions I have about
in the right way, for the right reasons. He is the kind of is pragmatic and business friendly. He points out that politicians as well.
person that makes the ideal neighbour, and if you find his Masters degree in Environmental Studies has a
yourself drowning in a lake, he’s also not a bad guy to focus on corporate management and finance, and Tony Loeffen

EVENTS NEWS IDEABONG SOLVENT TV REALITY by BOB KISMET

www.solventmagazine.com SOLVENT contra NUGGET


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Nathan Shore / Face the Hate
Justin Robinson / Bake Sale

Steve Rothwell / Bake Sale

Guy Poulin / Bake Sale Steve Rothwell / Face the Hate

Andre Cote / Face the Hate

Zahk Hedstrom
Mike Selman Unleash the Archers
Unleash the Archers
Brittney Hayes / Unleash The Archers

Josh Seddon / Face the Hate


Brayden Dyczkowski / Unleash The Archers Scott Buchanan / Unleash the Archers
Nick Ianiro / Face the Hate

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