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Vol. 127, No. 47
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Students Turn to ‘Six MoFo’

To Keep Up Energy, Buzz
By I.M. AMPED
Sun Guido
It’s got health officials in a tizzy,
and students getting fizzy all day
and all night. Six MoFo, the latest
beverage from Phusion Products,
rolls a potent combination of caf-
feine, 20 percent alcohol, nicotine,
adderall, several methampheta-
mines, human growth hormone,
liquid salvia and a rare Amazonian
herb known as “El Aguijón” into
one 36 oz. can.
Students say they are quickly
making the switch to Six MoFo
from the previously popular Four
Loko because the drink packs
more of a punch.
“I’ve been up 40 hours straight,
and I’m still rollin’, baby,” Ryan
Christopher ‘12 said as he
scratched his neck furiously while
pacing the fourth floor of Olin
Library in his underwear. “I defi-
nitely don’t have the attention span
to finish this architecture project
without Six MoFo. Plus, once I’m
done, I’ll already be drunk. It’s a
win-win.”
Other students are raving about
the drink’s efficiency.
“Having to put different sub-
stances in my body throughout the
day was just getting annoying,”
Jeff Connelly ’11 said. “Coffee to
I DRANK ALL OF THESE / SUN STAFF
survive my 8:40, Red Bull to pull
an all-nighter, Keystone to be frat- Drink it, live it, be it | Six MoFo’s popularity is growing as students discover the advantages of caf-
ty, and Four Loko to rage. I mean, feine, alcohol, nicotine, adderall, methamphetamines, human growth hormone, salvia and “El Aguijón.”
who has time for all that shit? Six
MoFo is an all-in-one godsend.” down. By the time you’re ready to Cornell, Gannett has launched its telling,” said Tim Marchell ’82,
According to the Phusion wake up the next morning, the caf- own campaign against the danger- director of mental health initia-
Product website, Six MoFo time- feine-equivalent of a double-shot ous drink and is distributing tives. “But leave it to Cornell stu-
releases its range of substances at espresso is already pumping posters that read, “We’re Sick of dents to turn a 2,000-calorie death
various points throughout the day. through your veins. Taking Care of All You MoFo’s, mix into their ‘go-to’ party drink.”
Alcohol, for instance, is released in Despite its popularity, Six Quit Drinkin’ Six MoFo!”
the evening during the mid-after- MoFo is under fire from health “I think the fact that this drink I.M. Amped can be reached at
noon methamphetamine come- experts across the country. At has been banned in 24 countries is iamped@cornellsun.com.

C-Town Leases Signed at Birth

By GITER DONE
Sun Sage
In an effort to spur
more competition and
drive up rental prices, a
group of Collegetown
landlords announced at
a joint press conference
Thursday their plans to
THE SAX GUY IS HAWT / SUN SENIOR PHOTOGRAPHER only accept lease agree-
Party harder | In a new initiative, students are expected to “frat big” every weekend. ments from students at
the time of their birth.
“We found it unac-
est, nobody reads that
shit anyway,” he said.
Despite Stevens’ con-
fidence, many parents
were outraged by the
policy switch.
Tom Johnson said he
missed the birth of his
first child because he was
in Ithaca touring the
apartments above
Stella’s, Asian Noodle
House and Jason’s as well
as a homey frat annex on
40 minutes late to an
apartment showing,”
Little said. “I gave birth
to my baby boy in the
car and then we took
him right over to sign
for a nice four bedroom
house on Eddy [Street].”
“I hope that someday
he likes it,” she added.
“If there’s a silver lining
in any of this, it’s that at
least he’ll be living close
to Dunbars.”

Admins Push for More Unregulated Parties ceptable that students

By CHILL BRO
Sun Jester
After threatening to prohib-
it freshmen from fraternity
parties earlier this semester,
administrators made a sudden
change in course Thursday,
announcing their support of
giant, unregulated frat parties
filled with drunken underage
students. V.P. of Student and
Academic Services Musan
Surphy ’73 also revealed the
creation of a new Office Fratty
Affairs, intended to foster an
environment of sloppy hook-
ups and vomit-smeared dance
floors.
“We were all young once,
and we certainly remember
waking up in the morning and
frantically searching through
our texts to try to find out who
that girl laying next to us was,”
said Trapgar, associate dean of
students. “We don’t want to
deny that experience to today’s
students.”
The new office will hire
monitors to check in on frater-
nity parties each weekend
night.
“If one of the monitors
finds a bro who isn’t fratting
hard enough and pulling his
weight on the keg, they will
issue a citation,” Surphy said,
explaining that she expected to
see dudes pounding shots and
“gettin’ on that.”
In addition to ensuring that
student behavior meets expec-
tations, the office also aims to
educate, Surphy said. It will
offer seminars to students on
topics ranging from “how to
shotgun without looking like a
pussy” to “where to buy those
sweet-ass plaid shorts,” accord-
ing to its website.
In an interview with The
would sign their leases in
August, September and
Sun on Thursday, the October only one year
University’s Judicial before they were plan-
Administrator indicated her ning to move in,” John
support for the new initiative. Stevens, a Catherine
“If you ain’t blackout, you’d Street landlord, said in
best be passed out,” she said. an interview with The
Students reacted to the Sun conducted as he
University’s announcement boarded his private jet
with a mixture of trepidation and prepared to fly to his
and astonishment. permanent residence in
“I think it’s great the admin- Florida for a scheduled
istrators want me to have a round of golf.
good time, but I’m a student, “We need, at the
too. I have to study some- absolute minimum, 15
times,” Tony Richards ’12 said. years to take students’
Kim Longhorn ’11 agreed money and spend it
that Cornell had unrealistically while pretending that it’s
fratty expectations. “I heard going towards home
that the University was going improvements,” he
to pay for shots of patron added.
through the student activities When asked how a
budget. I don’t even like tequi- newborn baby would be
la,” she said. expected to sign a com-
plex legal document,
Chill Bro can be reached at Stevens shrugged off the
cbro@cornellsun.com. question: “Let’s be hon-
Cook Street.
“It’s an absolute trav-
esty,” Johnson said,
Some parents,
though, welcomed the
change. They said know-
holding back tears. “I ing that they made the
“We need ... 15 years to take students’
money and spend it while pretending
that it’s going towards home
improvements.”
John Stevens
missed the birth of my right housing decision
daughter because I was brought them even more
trying to decide whether lasting joy than the birth
she would want a house of their child itself.
with two or three bath- “I came back with
rooms 20 years from the lease and saw my
now.” kid’s face, fresh out of
Another parent, the womb ... and he gave
Molly Little, said she me this look,” Don
actually went into labor Patrick said, smiling
as she and her husband broadly. “I knew I had
drove to Cornell to tour made the right choice.”
houses.
“We didn’t have time Giter Done can be
to go to the hospital reached at
because we were already gdone@cornellsun.com.

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Define “working” ... yells out, “You really shouldn’t keep putting son.”
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Now I’m sitting there with my mind
Danny McFanny is no longer enrolled at Cornell,
blown and I see the jelly crusting up on my as he refused to transfer into the Legitimate College
Peanut Butter & Jerry, so I decide to contact of Science. Guest Room appears periodically this
the dean of my college to see what’s up and semester.
Editorial
Letters

Prohibition Now, That fella Atkinson’s cheap

To the Editor:

Prohibition Tomorrow, Re: “Atkinson gives Cornell Eleventy-Billion Beans for Sustainability” News, Halloween!
While David and Patricia Atkinson’s eleventy billion-dollar donation to Cornell may

Prohibition Forever!
seem like a sign of the couple’s genorosity, in reality they are nothing but two-bit cheapsakes.
It was a cool autumn night at the Whiskey Point Beef and Beer when David and Patricia
strolled in looking for a drink. Since he was a wearing an ascot and smoking a pipe, I could
tell David was ready to spend a dollar or two, so I acted accordingly.
For the next five hours I poured them drink after drink (he was drinking Old Fashioneds
WHILE THE PROPOSED CHANGES TO THE UNIVERSITY while she drank Pabst). Twice David threw the drink back in my face for being “two degrees
Recognition Policy are too timid and Greek-friendly to be considered a signifi- too warm,” and twice I wiped the drink off my face and fixed another one without com-
cant step forward in the War Against Drinking, the Trustees would be wise to plaining.
approve them. We, along with every other moral and sane person on this campus, Finally, they’d had enough. David sent Patricia out to the car and stayed behind to take
hold an unfailing belief in the ability of all students to abstain from drinking. In care of the check. And would you guess what he tipped me? Take a wild guess? On a $100
lieu of the full prohibition of alcohol that we all want and desire, the changes to check he tipped by 18 measly dollars. I typically get 20 percent at least. What blasphemy!
the URP are a positive first step toward snuffing out alcohol and all its rueful Butch Bunkis, bartender, Whiskey Point Beef and Beer
effects.
The signs that each sorority house has been mandated to hang on the sides of
their houses by the administration, “LIPS THAT TOUCH LIQUOR WILL
NOT TOUCH OURS,” show how the War on Drinking is, at its core, driven by
us, the students, who reject the antiquated notion that college kids like to drink
website, website, website
alcohol from time to time.
In the past, college students unthinkably enjoyed and celebrated the drinking Come on guys and girls
of alcohol. With games like Pong Beer, Cup Flip and Sink the Ship to The Very
Bottom of the Pitcher of Dasterdly Alcohol, drinking was considered a “normal”
please go to our website.
social activity that students used to unwind after a long week of studies.
Moreover, students considered drinking a glass or two of wine while studying
AN OKAY THING TO DO. This is indicative of how wayward and morally It’s like Perez Hilton except it’s all
bankrupt students were in past years. about Cornell and maybe you’re
Today is a new day. The taps at Dunbars dispense only warm, homely apple
friends will be quoted in an article.
cider. In spring, students take to their porches in the evenings to play a few games
of Pass to Plunket (for those of you who aren’t yet aware, this game involves a ball
of yarn and a teapot and is simply divine!). And on Friday and Saturday nights stu-
dents typically discuss the unsustainable, ungodly amount of work they had to do It’s pretty much a more vulgar, less
during that week, thus bringing back all of their anxieties just in time for bed. All censored version of College ACB.
without the blinding force of liquor.
Now, to the Trustees: Approve these proposed changes at all costs. Yes, pro-
hibiting freshmen from fraternities parties is a rash move that will change the
It works like them other websites with
Cornell social life in ways that no one, neither student nor administrator, knows.
And yes, there is zero evidence that this will make students safer and it is troubling the computer and stuff. mailbox... think about it
to realize that students will be binge drinking in sunafe environments where med-
ical amnesty does not apply. But, in the words of F. Scott Fitzgerald in his anti-
alcohol classic The Great Sober Gatsby, “fuck safety, this is alcohol we are talking
about.”
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ARTS Are ENTERTAINING
University Adapts Arts Curriculum:
Department of Facebook mobile uploads created to replace department of photography
BY JONATHAN FRANZEN
Sun Pretentious Writer
When Ezra Cornell proclaimed his immortal creed that
the university he would lend his name to would be a beacon
for “any person, any study,” it is unclear whether he had frat
boys and Gleeks in mind. However, due to the ever-impos-
ing threats of budget cuts, many of the programs in the arts
are seeking to create new identities for themselves, in an
attempt to reach out to a broader Cornell population.
This Wednesday, the former Department of
Photography announced it would return to campus as the
Department of Facebook Mobile Uploads. The department
hopes to capitalize on the Facebook trend of creating instan-
taneous photo albums of pictures from a phone, more com-
monly known as “mobile uploads.”
This announcement follows a recent acquisition by the
Cornell Library’s Rare Book collection of several grainy
images from the archives of Margaret “Blackberry” Bourke-
White ’27, a pioneer in mobile uploads, who featured the
campus in many of her early images.
The field of mobile uploads has greatly expanded since
then. With the rediscovery of Facebookium by Dark Lord
Zuckerberg in the middle of this past decade, mobile
uploads have become a mass culture phenomenon.
Professors in the department argue that the pictures’ rise sig-
Muploads | The University’s recent acquisition of a seminal collection of Facebook mobile upload pictures, including “Eli and Ezra BFFEAEAEAEAEAE,” “I Can Has Gingerbread
BREAKING:
House!” and “Peter Asleep in Food, LAWLZ” has spurred the creation of a new academic department.
nifies a need in our society to document every instance that
catches our eye, regardless of content or relevance.
“It’s become a reflex,” said Juliette Miller ’13, a nice
Jewish girl from Long Island. “I see something, anything —
the first sign of crows in the fall, the apple vending machine
in Plant Science — worth showing anyone and my hand
twitches. I reach for my phone. I snap a photo. I upload it
to Facebook.”
The changes to the photography program are the first in
what the University sees as potentially campus-defining
changes to the arts. Also currently being explored are pro-
posals to alter several programs of study in the Department
of Theatre, Film and Dance, including rebranding the dance
program as the “dirty dancing” program and restructuring
the theatre arts program into a child star studies major.
The dirty dancing program has been testing the waters
by placing ads in many of the North Campus freshman
dorms, causing outrage from some community members
that the department was praying on the insecurities of
young students. Despite this, many of Cornell’s newest
members have expressed interest in taking advantage of the
proposed course offerings. Said one anonymous male fresh-
man, “I’m not sure yet if I’m going to join the Greek system,
but if I do, I’m going to need to get my moves down to
grind up on some sorostitutes. I really feel like I can only
find instruction like this at Cornell.” The department has
also promised to bring in instructors to teach students how
Lil Wayne to
Stage Michael
Jackson Tribute
Show for Slope
Day 2011
(Free Weezy)
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to Dougie.
Likewise, the new child star studies would be the first of
its kind in the country and hopes to position itself at the
forefront of new media. “One thing we’re hoping to feature
are readings of upcoming Glee episodes,” said a spokesper-
son for the department. “We’ve also been in talks with
Willow Smith about coming in for a hair flipping tutorial
for our graduate students.”
As registration for classes continues in the upcoming
days, professors across campus are crossing their fingers that
students will choose MBUP 1400: Techniques of Tagging
and MBUP 2750: Photo Captioning in the Age of Obama
in place of their traditional math and science courses. If this
experiment works, Cornellians can expect many more
unorthodox courses in pre-established fields to emerge on
campus in the coming years. Already faculty members are
planning for cross-listed offerings such as PAM 6780:
Health Care Administration and Justin Bieber’s “Lonely
Girl,” GOVT 2810: American Idol Voting Structures and
MS&E 1000: Going Against, and Getting Rid of, the
Grain.
“This is exactly the direction I had hoped the University
would move in,” said G. Peter Leplague, dean of the College
of Arts and Sciences. “It has been an unfortunate reality that
the arts have borne the brunt of our budget cuts, but I can
see that this will no longer be a problem. It is now clear that
mobile uploads can capture the future of Cornell.”
ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
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The Corne¬ Daily Sun

Sports 16

Quidditch Club
Advocates for
NCAA Recognition
By ALBUS SEVERUS
Sun Resident Muggle

Fifty Cornell students stormed Willard Straight Hall

yesterday night, brandishing wands and swearing not to
leave the building until the NCAA accepts Quidditch as
an official collegiate sport.
“We will not surrender until Cornell provides us with
flying broomsticks, a magical golden snitch and Hagrid,”
said junior Cornell Quidditch president Sanjjay
Ruperford.
Ever since its inception at Middlebury College a few
years ago, Quidditch clubs have been making their way
to colleges across the nation, with a “Quidditch World
Cup” scheduled for Nov. 13 and 14 in New York City.
However, the only thing preventing the University’s
CHRIS BENTLEY / SUN SENIOR PHOTOGRAPHER
latest byline-funded club sport from reaching elite status
(i.e. receiving coverage in The Cornell Daily Sun’s sports Talk about taking the fun out of life | The football team has been banned from having sex — in fraternity
libraries or elsewhere — by the Cornell coaching staff until the Red wins a game against an Ivy League opponent.
“We will not surrender until Cornell pro-
vides us with flying broomsticks, a magi-
cal golden snitch and Hagrid.” C.U. Football Hit With Sex Ban
Sanjjay Ruperford By LINDSAY LOHAN something to do with off-the-field senior member of the Red who
Sun Enabler distractions, which is why they wished to remain anonymous.
section) is a lack of NCAA accreditation. have instituted this so-called “Sex “My girlfriend is not happy. Not
Cornell clinical psychologist Alfred T. Boogart tried Following the example set by Ban From (Corn)Hell.” happy at all,” said another junior
to explain to students that Quidditch was a fictional New Mexico State a few weeks ago, While head coach Kent Austin defensive tackle.
sport, and thus not intended to be played in real life. the Cornell football coaches and could not be reached for comment, Another senior member of the
He held up posters to the rioting students attempting staff are urging students to refrain special teams unit took a more aca-
one of his assistants explained that
to demonstrate the difference between the “real world” from having sex with members of since many members of the Red are demically-based approach:
and the “imaginary world.” the team –– at least until the Red also roommates — whether in “According to most sports psy-
Still, the students persisted, saying they would never wins a game in the Ivy League. dorms, fraternities, or Collegetownchologists, a bit of extra aggression
give in to “that Muggle psychologist.” Earlier this month, New Mexico houses — the staff has encouraged could be the difference between
Students elsewhere supported the Cornell Quidditch State’s campus was notably winning and losing. They
Club’s efforts. littered with flyers urging “[Most sports psychologists] recommend a recommend a complete and
“We support the efforts of our fellow Ivy League insti- females to resist sleeping satisfactory sexual experi-
with members of the foot- complete and satisfactory sexual experience
tution,” said Brown “Quidditch Club” president Emma ence the night before a
Watson. “It is an embarrassment to higher education for ball team –– who had been the night before a game. ... I can’t argue game. ... I can’t argue with
Cornellians to be prevented from showcasing what lim- outscored 184-47 en route with science.” science.”
ited amount of athletic ability they possess.” to an 0-4 start –– until the Despite their com-
As the dementors, err, CUPD, escorted the rebellious Aggies earned their first win Anonymous plaints, most of the football
students out of the Straight, one sophomore Quidditch of 2010 against New players seem to be comply-
player could be overheard screaming, “Get your hands Mexico. the players to support each other in ing with the ban, though there a
off of me or I’m going to come at you like a Blast-Ended Those close to the Cornell foot- resisting temptations of the flesh. select few who have refused to give
Skrewt.” ball program are hoping that a sim- He added that the entire coaching in to peer pressure.
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling could not be ilar –– albeit extreme –– tactic will staff hopes this will only be a tem- When asked how he’s managed
reached for an interview, but she did issue the following produce comparable results. The porary measure. to avoid detection by his team-
statement: Red has managed just one win this Reactions to the “sex ban” have mates, one sophomore offensive
“I’m so sorry for all the harm I’ve done. I wish I had season, a 21-12 victory over been, for the most part, over- lineman offered this: “There’s a
never written Harry Potter.” Bucknell on Oct. 2. Since then, whelmingly negative. reason why John M. Olin invented
Cornell has been outscored 102-34 “This is the worst thing to hap- the seventh-floor stacks.”
and is 0-3 in the Ivy League. pen to Cornell football since
Albus Severus can be reached at you’reawizardhar- The coaching staff believes the Coach Knowles ’87 took away the Lindsay Lohan can be reached at
ry@KYLE-IT’S-SENIOR-YEAR.com. team’s recent struggles might have C’s on our helmets,” said one notameangirl@it’snotcokeiswear.com.

Double Secret Probation Hits Polo

By MIN VAR tion for the remainder of exploded online, People
Sun Horse Whisperer the fall semester. for the Ethical Treatment
While there was mini- of Animals (PETA) imme-
With the changes being mal damage to Murphy’s diately issued a response
made to the University’s office, confidential papers in outrage to the lack of
Recognition Policy, it was filed with the Judicial responsibility on the part
no surprise when a strict Administrator stated that of the Cornell team. A
punishment was handed a lingering stench could PETA press release called
down to the men’s polo be smelled throughout for Cornell fans to boycott
squad — less commonly Day Hall for several the Red’s matches for the
known by its Greek letters weeks. next two months in order
Omega Chi Lambda “It was an honest mis- to teach the athletes how
(Oxley) — for the appear- take,” said sophomore to take care of their horses.
ance of one of the team’s Connor Pardell. “I was The offending horse
horses in Vice President getting off the horse and could not be reached for
Susan Murphy’s ’73 office. before I knew it he was comment.
In response to the team’s sprinting out of Oxley
OLIVER BRODY / SUN STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER
negligence the University and towards campus. I Min Var can be reached at
It’s not all scotch and cigars | The men’s polo team, less commonly known by has placed the men’s squad guess the rest is history.” i’lltakeanotherG&T@poloLO
its Greek letters Omega Chi Lambda (Oxley), has been hit with double secret probation. on double secret proba- When the story LZ.com.