Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Occupying our Place of Honor, playing cards with the satyrs who sometimes visit our
Throne Room, is Led Zeppelin, with the song “Trampled Underfoot,” for very nearly
exhausting the world’s supply innuendos dealing with cars, all in one funky tune.
Playlist
Banter Highlights
+ B.J. complains about the lack of festivity he sees in people on holidays, citing an
instance in July when his unauthorized indoors fireworks display was broken up by two
mall security guards, whom he described as “husky conspirators.”
+ Stress-testing houses with artificial hurricanes and other good ideas.
+ Matthew tries to demonstrate the sound of glory to B.J. and listeners of the show by
whipping his gleaming, lustrous hair into the microphone several times, eliciting the
comment [from himself – ed.] that that couldn’t have been the sound of glory because
“glory doesn’t ‘whoosh.’”
+ Matthew immediately takes the previous comment back, saying that it probably does,
actually.
+ Discussion of the bans on miniskirts and sandcastles in an Italian seaside village.
+ Siesta contests – why is there a prize for best-dressed sleeper?
+ B.J. informs Matthew that he wouldn’t have to worry about whether or not he should
replace the fence posts his raccoon Wendell chews on if he had simply chosen metal
fencing for his raccoon’s enclosure. He then spends eight minutes outlining good fence-
metals and their individual foibles, taking special note of malleability.
+ The controversy over the woman/man who might be wielding a cell phone in the
background of a Charlie Chaplin film is determined to be, at least, curious.