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In the Middle of the Milk in the Middle of Nowhere

Yep, right in the middle of the Milk, but for how long bridge southeast of Glasgow following the recent flood.
is anybody’s guess. This big cottonwood tree sluffed It would be rather cool if it buds out and has leaves as
off the bank into the middle of the Milk River near the things should soon start greening up.
 The Star Witness
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a
question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
Custom Carpentry •Roofing Repairs •Windows •Doors •Kitchens •Baths asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025 She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Email: beardhi@gmail.com • Licensed & insured • Free Estimates Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and
frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You
Finally back
lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs. You think
into the 60s you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize
you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”
Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 34. Southeast wind
around 7 mph. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Southeast wind do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones,
5 to 8 mph. do you know the defense attorney?”
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 36. East She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.
wind 3 to 7 mph. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted,
Wednesday: A 30 percent chance of showers after noon. and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal
Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Light northeast wind relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of
increasing to 5 to 10 mph in the morning. Wednesday Night: the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated
A 20 percent chance of showers before midnight. Partly
cloudy, with a low around 34. North northeast wind 5 to 10
on his wife with three different women. One of them
mph becoming light east after midnight. was your wife. Yes, I know him.”
Thursday: A 20 percent chance of showers after noon. The defense attorney nearly died.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 62. Light and variable wind The judge asked both counselors to approach the
becoming west 5 to 9 mph in the morning. bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you
Thursday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 38. West idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the
northwest wind 6 to 8 mph becoming south southwest after electric chair.”

Letter to the Buzz

midnight.
Friday: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly after noon.
Partly sunny, with a high near 66. West wind 8 to 16 mph.
Friday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers before
midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 39. Northwest WATER USES
wind 6 to 13 mph. To wash people, wash clothes, water the garden,
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 68. West wind 7 cook with, and drink...not to mention, flushing human
to 11 mph. scattle!
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 41. You don’t realize the need for water until it’s
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 73. shut off. During water line break repairs and service
transition to Dry Prairie, some were without water for
Welcome! a brief time. Sorry folks, doing the best we can.
Existing & New Patients We at North Valley Water/Sewer District apologize
for any inconvenience caused by water service shut offs.
NOW OPEN But what is and what one has to do is the result of
Monday, Wednesday, old water supply and service lines that are constantly
Friday, and Saturday in need of repair.
10am-6pm Thank You for your patience, good people of St.
Organic Medical
406-228-4202 Marie.
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Lodging is Provided. Fax resume to 406-367-5274 or send to PO Box
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HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS, INC. has an opening for a Family Support
Specialist. The Specialist works directly within the family environment.
Must have a minimum of a Bachelor’s degree in Human Services field or
a combination of education and relevant experience. Position is fulltime
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to continue to manage nursing department staff while ensuring high quality
care be taken place. Long term care experience preferred. We offer a
competitive Salary. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION FROM THE
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full time Bulk Truck Driver. Duties will include fuel deliveries, warehouse
duties and hauling oil and propane. Must be able to lift heavy items and
use a computer for invoicing. Hours will be Monday - Friday and rotating
Saturdays. The new hire will Need to be flexible. Customer service skills
are a must. Benefits include Health insurance, 401k and competitive
wages. APPLY AT EZZIES WHOLESALE INC.
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VALLEY COUNTY ROAD DEPARTMENT: Hiring for bridge crew. Open
til filled. Pick up job description from Road Department. or generic job
application from Wolf Point Job Service or online.
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Truck Driver, & Equipment Operator. STOP IN AT THOMPSON & SONS,
HIWAY 2 WEST OR CALL 228-4801
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immediate employment in full and part time positions. PLEASE STOP
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system & more. $1500/mo. rent. FOR MORE DETAILS CALL JOHN @
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month. 360-750-6746
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FOR RENT: Unfurnished, carpeted 3 bedroom, 1 new bath home. Washer
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Sioux St., Fort Peck, located near the Summer Theatre. CALL SHERYL
BELCHER AT 406-230-2675 OR 701-721-5214
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FOR RENT 3 bedroom plus 2 sleeping rooms and 2 bath with 2 car
garage. Asking $1,200 per month. CALL 228-2525
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UNITS ARE FILLING UP♪♪ Don’t miss your chance to have one of the
freshly refurbished apartments coming soon. Construction slated to
begin this summer, so come for a tour to choose your favorite location.
The new cabinetry/flooring/windows/appliances will update your home
soon. See if you are qualified - over 18 with a disability or over the age of
62. Income limits just raised and rent remains 30% of your income with
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 Downtown
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SPORTS & WESTERN
Glasgow
Coffee with Connors
We will have a mill levy and School Board election
MOTHER’S DAY SPECIALS on May 7th. This will be a walk-in polling at the Central
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Montana Silversmith Jewelry 20% OFF bring the district to full funding. The estimated impact on
Check out all the NEW COLORS of a tax valued $100,000 home will be $8.91 per year; $17.82
Hydro Flask & Yeti Bottles & Cups per year on a $200,000 home. The impact on out of town
is 1.18% (.0118) on the taxable valuation. This will not be
NEW SELECTION of Old Town & Ocean Kayaks, Starting at $449
NEW Green Mountain Grills & Big Green Egg BBQ Grills. the actual increase in your taxes.
While we have increases in General - OverBASE 6.6
DON’T FORGET GIFTS FOR THE GRADS!
We should stop calling them “Entitlements”. Welfare, Food
mills, Transportation 0.48, Building Reserve Permissive
Stamps, WIC, ad nauseam, are not entitlements. They 1.90, we have reductions in General - Base (4.07 mills);
are taxpayer-funded government handouts, and shouldn’t Bus Depreciation (0.08), Tuition (0.06), Debt Service
be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans (0.15), and Building Reserve Voted (1.90).
Benefits are Entitlements, because the people receiving them The actual increase in your taxes, dealing with the
are entitled to them. They were earned by the recipients. school district, will be an increase of 2.72 mills. The
estimated impact on a tax valued $100,000 home will be
BS $3.68 per year; $7.36 per year on a $200,000 home. The
impact on he impact on out of town land is 0.3% (.003) on
CENTRAL the taxable valuation. This would be the increase in your
Home of the BS Buzz taxes.
Thanks to The Loaded Toad and Hot Shots for
allowing me to have a live Coffee with Connors. It was
nice to visit with all that stopped.

Full Color Printing Our Glow Run was a great time. We had just short
of 90 participants and raised $1300 for the Middle School
Envelopes Outdoor Learning Lab. Thanks to The Busted Knuckle,
Frances Mahon Deaconess Hospital, and D&G Sports and
Brochures Western for sponsoring our run. We have set the plan in

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place to get the garden planted. It should be a great season.
Our Graduation will be on May 26th at 3:00. The
Forms ceremony will be held at the high school gym. Our guest
speaker will be Luke Hystad a 2005 graduate and the son
Wedding Announcements of Roger and Chris Hystad. Luke attended Montana State
University and currently works on the Jimmy Kimmel
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BS Buzz
Our May board meeting will be held at the central
office on May 15th at 6:00 pm. You can find the agenda
and board packet on our website at: http://www.glasgow.

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k12.mt.us/board.
Make it a great one! Remember, it is your choice.
I am currently/still reading: Redemption -- David
(No Appointment Needed) Baldacci
Podcast: The Innovative Educator
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Any questions about the District:
Please call me at 228-2406 or email connors@mail.
515 2nd Ave. S • (406) 228-4558 glasgow.k12.mt.us. ~ Bob Connors, Superintendent
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Here’s a *T*I*P*
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Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman is the former Power Raking • Rototilling
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is scheduled to spend the rest of his life in prison (we
say scheduled because he has successfully escaped
prison before).
The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency has
estimated the gross receipts of the Mexican drug
trade is somewhere between $19-29 billion per year.
Following his conviction, the U.S. seized $14 billion
of El Chapo’s ill-gotten assets.
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz, a Texas Republican, was
way out in front of things when he came up with what
might be the most brilliant idea to ever come out of
Washington, D.C. — use El Chapo’s seized $14 billion
to build the wall along the U.S.-Mexico international
border to slow/halt the drug trade, illegal immigration,
human/child/sex trafficking, et cetera.
Cruz introduced in April 2017 the Ensuring
Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide
Order Act, which cleverly spells EL CHAPO. Sadly,
it’ll probably never work as it makes way too much
sense.
On the other hand, U.S. President Donald
J. Trump did proclaim he was going to build the
southern border wall and Mexico would pay for it.
Maybe this idea does have some legs.
~ mike, Things, Ideas & People, DC Leader

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The residence would make a great hunting
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Call Helland Realty at 406-228-2114 or
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Lunch
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Churro • Milk
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No pipeline in 2019 +/- sq. ft. home is a perfect 1st time

home opportunity! Large deck off
kitchen to yard with underground
Thanks for nothing, Judge Brian Morris. sprinklers. 7800 +/- sq. ft. lot leaves
a lot of room to build a garage;
He’s the liberal U.S. District Circus Judge (oops, storage shed. Immaculate and move
Court Judge, appointed by Barack Obama) who dealt in Ready!
the Keystone XL pipeline a setback in November and ASKING $119,000 #347
Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
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billion project.
On February 15th, he ruled that TransCanada
cannot do most work to prepare for construction,
including setting up camps for workers who would build G&D
the pipeline if it is allowed to move forward. President
Donald Trump has been trying to push it through as he
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issued a new permit for Keystone last month.
And now, TransCanada executive vice president
Paul Miller made the statement this past Friday that it
has missed the 2019 construction season due to Judge
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of halting future sales. That ruling marked yet another
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Trump’s attempts to boost North American energy
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Sen
The department’s Bureau of Land Management
administers about 300 coal leases in 10 states. Most
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Powder River Basin in Wyoming and Montana.
Hard to believe Judge Morris is a Montana native. Call for reservation by 10 AM
What a shame. 228-9500
 Thanks for Listening
Access Islam???
This federally-funded (with your
tax dollars) indoctrination/brainwashing
program, Access Islam, with video by
TV station WGBH and promoted by
the Smithsonian, Indiana Department of
Education and of course, the United Nations is being
introduced as an Education Religious Program in public
schools across America.
Each phase of the program will include 3 or 4 45-minute
class sessions and some schools are already making the classes
mandatory and failure to attend will result in an F grade. It
is designed as a brainwashing tool for grades 5 through 12
and teaches the basic tenets of Islam called the Five Pillars of
Islam.
Students are required to watch the WGBH-produced
Islam Prayer video!
Students will be sorted off into pairs and each pair will be
required to create a poster about the Five Pillars and display it
around the school to “help educate” their schoolmates about
Islam.
There have been some nationwide protests about folks
bashing the Muslim faith and especially about standing
solidly against Sharia law.
The Clarion showed a photo of a group of folks at one
of these protests. One sign reads, “I am a lover, atheist and
patriot. I stand with Islam.” Yikes!
Another proudly displayed “I am gay, a vegan, an atheist.
I stand with Islam.” Yet another read “I stand with my Islam
neighbors.”
As for the Sharia bit. It has been said that under Sharia
folks who steal will have their hand cut off, folks who commit
adultry will be stoned to death and etc.
Director of Strategy for the Center for Islam and
Religious Freedom, Firdaus Arastu claims that Sharia is
“nothing to be afraid of.” (And rattlesnakes won’t crawl over a
hemp rope circled around your bedroll. Nothing to be afraid
of!)
Political commentator, creator of the blog Atlas Shrugs,
named after the Ayn Rand book Atlas Shrugged, and certainly
no friend of Islam stated “Sharia in America is forced
marriage; Sharia in America is female genital mutilation;
Sharia in America is polygamy; Sharia in America is living
under a fatwa for criticism of Islam.” (a fatwa is an Islamic
pronouncement issued by an expert in Islamic law). What?
Anyway folks, I say an emphatic NO to the proposed
“Access Islam” tax-funded brainwashing, indoctrination
program.
Where is Jesus when we need Him? Oh yes....He has
been banned in our schools and public places throughout
America for fear of insulting our Muslim neighbors. Allah
has taken His place awhether we like it or not.
How the Hell can a program called Access Islam teach their
religious doctrines to our American children, in our American
schools and our Christian-American children cannot hear of
Jesus, God, the Ten Commandments the Bible or anything else
that deals with the Christian religion but it’s AOK to teach the
tenets of Islam which are the Five Pillars of Islam?
I suggest that our US Senators, Daines and Tester along
with our US Representative Gianforte do absolutely all they
can do to stop this travesty which has descended upon our
American school children! It’s things like this that you were
hired to take a strong look into and in this case quash it
immediately!
It’s is absolutely time that we stop kissing the behinds of
those who are trying to harm us.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel