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If their star sign isn't currently one of your 'swipe right' criteria when finding
your match... well, perhaps it should be! Our tarot reader reveals why.
MARRY ARIES... #goals #winning #alphas; these are the type of humble
tags littering your social media accounts. You're like the Bey n Jay, or Samira
Wiley and Lauren Morelli, of power couples. You love to compete, outdo and
impress. Maybe only an Aries can truly handle another Aries.
RUN AWAY FROM CAPRICORN... way too serious, way too critical,
way too realistic.
AVOID ARIES... what they class as *self confidence* you will view as
shameless, embarrassing self promotion. This won't go down well.
RUN AWAY FROM LEO... they are likely to (brace yourself) think they
can do stuff better than you and (horror) try to take over things you've always
took the lead on. BANISH THE IMPOSTER.
MARRY LIBRA... you're turned on by people who will argue with you and
potentially win (yeah, right), and also don't take your *banter* personally. Guilt-
free mental sparring; ohmigod you're in heaven. Libra IS that devil's advocate;
they could argue with a paper bag.
SNOG AQUARIUS... a cold fish with a big brain. This, too, inexplicably
pushes all of your buttons.
RUN AWAY FROM CANCER... the zodiac's Venus Fly Trap: no one
escapes from a Cancerian alive. They specialise in 'clingy' and, this, to
commitment-phobe Gemini, is pure and utter torture.
MARRY SCORPIO... intensity is the attraction here. You seek the deepest
bond possible, in love, and Scorpio really is the deepest sign. If you connect, it
could literally become the love of a lifetime. But, if you can't crack their code and
reach the secret place they guard so intently, they'll break your heart. Worth the
risk?
SNOG PISCES... nicer than Scorpio (albeit with a sarcastic streak you'll
want to stamp out), and almost as deep. So it's a safer option, but potentially not
as rewarding.
SNOG LEO... secretly you wonder what it'd be like to meet a twin version
of yourself (it's as far as you go into the realm of thinking about others ). This
would be a Big Bang, quickly evolving into an egotistical bloodbath. Enjoy the
first bit.
RUN AWAY FROM LIBRA... they like flirting, they attract a lot of
attention, they are a natural charmer. These things will draw you in (join the
queue, Leo) and then drive you MAD.
AVOID ARIES... getting to say "I told you so" continually, as they lurch
from one jackass caper to another, may initially sound like fun. It isn't.
RUN AWAY FROM PISCES... they'll drain you dry of all your practical,
common sense ideas and suggestions, and then do NOTHING with any of it. You
will want to strangle them.
SNOG GEMINI... they're too flighty to ever really settle down long enough
to satisfy your craving for harmony, BUT they are good fun in the short term.
AVOID SAGITTARIUS... because they can't keep their big mouths shut
and you'll be forever sweeping up after their diplomatic catastrophes.
resenting, and trying to suppress, your natural, and highly successful, flirting
behaviour. No way!
SNOG PISCES... your shared imagination and intuition make you real
Soul Mates. The danger is that Pisces is too sensitive for your stinging
tendencies.
RUN AWAY FROM AQUARIUS... you will never work them out. And
having a handle of some kind on everyone in your company matters to you.
MARRY TAURUS... you can be quite *fussy* you know. Things have to
look, smell, taste, sound and feel good before you buy in. And you even like there
to be some rivalry over what you have. Taureans are the natural good looking,
good company you want to be seen with.
SNOG VIRGO... you're on the same wavelength and share the same ideals,
values and opinions. The risk is that you're both savage inner critics and judges.
Please be nice to each other.
AVOID GEMINI... they can't commit to what they want for tea, let alone
the important things in life. They believe this represents versatility and survival -
but you think it's childish.
MARRY GEMINI... if anyone CAN snare a Gemini, it's you. Their constant
need for stimulation and mental challenge is a welcome breeze to your
inquiring, agile mind. You two might not share the earthiest of passions, but
your cerebral sex life rocks!
SNOG LIBRA... they like your eccentricity, they enjoy playing yin to your
yang (or vice versa). When you feel jangled, they'll calm you. When you're flat
lining, they'll boost you up. A cosmic twin.
AVOID ARIES... you believe in a bigger picture and value the collective vs
the individual. You're all about humanity, brother. Aries is not. They put
themselves first, second and third ahead of anyone else.
RUN AWAY FROM VIRGO... their impeccably high, and usually self
imposed, standards of perfection will just get you down.
AVOID GEMINI... they get impatient with you and say mean stuff.
RUN AWAY FROM SAGITTARIUS... the pace they live at, and the
carelessness they exhibit, is simply too much.
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