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Proudly Present the

Blue Screen of Death Award


To:

For that medic who emits a weird electromagnetic field that causes all electronics to die when they touch it. They tell new medics tales
like, “In the good old days, we did our reports on paper, and you stuck your monitor strips to a sheet of gummed paper, but you made
a Xerox of it first because the strips would fade to blank in a few years, and if you made a correction to a narrative you had to draw a
single line through it and initial it, and only in blue or black ink…
… and by God, we were grateful.”
Watching them laboriously complete an ePCR is like watching a caveman discover fire: lots of inarticulate hoots and screeches…
followed by awe and wonder.

Date Chief Information Officer

ORB 2019

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