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com

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(your organization name)

Proudly Present the

The “I’m Ready for My Closeup,

Mr. Demille” Award
To:

For that crewmember who already drives as if they have an overfilled cup of scalding hot coffee sitting on their lap, but guiltily looks
up at the drivecam every thirty seconds. They harbor a deep suspicion that management has secretly enabled the audio recording
feature in the drivecam system, and tell their partner, “Ixnay on the itching-bay,” whenever they complain about dispatchers or
management, while casting meaningful glances at the in-cab camera.

Date Deputy Director, Electronic Surveillance

ORB 2019