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Sam Farnham
English 9 D Block
Chapter 71
Everyone says that I am smart. I have never understood what smart means because 257
days ago, my dad said that the smartest person from his high school, Eric, shot a lead bullet
through the prefrontal cortex of his brain. I asked my dad how Eric was so smart if he could not
2. A serial killer
3. Colon cancer
My dad said that Eric was a victim of depression and depression is a disease in the brain and
I told him that there were no recorded brain diseases that caused a gun to shoot a lead bullet
straight through the prefrontal cortex. He said that depression was much more than a disease, that
On another day, I asked Siobhan what smart meant and he said that smart is the same as
intelligence and I know that intelligence is the same as IQ and my IQ is 150 which is in the top
0.01% of IQs in the world therefore I am smart. However, Siobhan said that being smart is also
being able to read emotions and connect minuscule details which he said I am not able to do
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because I am too focused on numbers, pictures, decimals, radians, animals, and approximately
Since I am very intelligent but also am distracted by numbers, pictures, decimals, radians,
animals, and approximately 2,435 other things, I am the moderately smart. Here is a diagram that
As you can see in the diagram, my smartness is approximately 6/10 which means I am in
the top 40% of smart people in the world which isn’t bad but isn’t great. I told Siobhan that I was
a six and he said there is no way to measure smartness, but I just did so maybe that raises my
smartness score from a six to a seven. Since I am a seven now, I am approximately in the top
30% of smart people in the world which means that I am approximately just as smart as Siobhan
because he is 7.28.
If my mom was still alive, she would say that I am a ten on the smartness scale because
she always overestimated my abilities. One time, my mom said that I was smarter than Albert
Einstein which obviously is not true because he has an IQ of 160 and more emotional awareness
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than I do. I concluded that although I am not as smart as Albert Einstein, I am still very smart
because: