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Golf My therapy is out on the course Golf Today I birdied the windmill hole Golf Golfing holidays are the best Golf Feel the fairway Golf In the rough again! Golf Golf, ruins a good walk Golf 18 holes of fun Golf round in 60, now for the back 9 Golf I am forever losing my balls Golf This is my Tee shirt Golf Golfers need a daily dose of irons. Golf Do you even golf? Golf I am off clubbing Golf Kiss me I golf Golf My car is the team coach Soccer Girls play soccer too Soccer Girls play soccer better than boys Soccer Women play soccer better than men Soccer Of course i meant that overhead kick Soccer I never miss a penalty shot Soccer Strikers hate good goalkeepers Soccer Hat Trick! Soccer Let me explain the offside rule Soccer Free Kick ref! Soccer You don't know what you're doing! Soccer for 90 minutes I am in heaven Soccer Never trust a goalkeeper Soccer Never trust a striker Soccer World's best striker Soccer I score every week! Soccer Come on ref! Soccer I am the one who washes the kit! Soccer World's best soccer coach Soccer Soccer, more fun than golf Soccer Soccer, more fun than TV Soccer Aim for your goals Soccer Work as a team Soccer Worlds greatest Soccer mum Soccer My mum is a soccer mum Soccer The game is Soccer! Soccer Best game on the whole planet Soccer I am going to be No.1 Soccer Lets see what you have got! Soccer Best team in the league! Soccer Kiss me I just scored Soccer Hug me I missed a penalty Soccer Pass to me! Soccer These boots were made for scoring! Soccer Hit me with your best shot! Soccer Nothings Gonna stop us now! Soccer The power of the dream Soccer You keep them at nil, you dont lose Soccer Keep em out! Soccer We're going to win the cup! Soccer Cup Winners! Soccer We will never be beaten Soccer My dad is a goalkeeper Soccer My dad is a striker Soccer I love Soccer Soccer Kick it! Soccer Soccer is the game for me Soccer Soccer widow Soccer Best fun you can have on 2 wheels Cycling feel my thighs Cycling I love my bike Cycling My cycle shorts leave nothing to the imagination Cycling 2 wheels: better than 4 Cycling 40mph without an engine! Cycling Off road, on road, I still cycle Cycling No.1 Cyclist Cycling I cycle because running is too slow Cycling Cycle to work, spend the day sweaty Cycling Give me room, I’m a cyclist Cycling Green is go, so is red, I’m on a bike! Cycling out of my way, I am flying Cycling If you don't talk bikes I don’t think I‘ll like you Cycling Talk about bikes or shut up Cycling My bike cost more than my car Cycling Happiness is a car with a bike on top Cycling Get into the mountains buy a bike Cycling Travel by bike Cycling My thighs are burning but I love it Cycling Whats an upper body workout? Cycling Cycling, where everyday is leg day Cycling I workout my legs, I cycle Cycling Everyone get a bike! Cycling Go green, cycle! Cycling I use my bike everyday, I re-cycle! Cycling Re-Bicycle Cycling I love my saddle Cycling The only way to travel Cycling My dad rides a bike Cycling My mum rides a bike Cycling I ride every day Cycling I've got a bike you can ride it if you like. Cycling Born in the saddle Cycling Down up pedals, down up down Cycling It's only a hill! Cycling Cycologist Cycling Born to cycle, forced to work Cycling I work to buy bikes Cycling Obsessive Cycling Disorder Cycling Ride me all day Cycling Best ride ever Cycling World's best cyclist Cycling I like it when it's all downhill Cycling I love to pass cars on my Bike Cycling I want to marry my bike Cycling OK, balls on the table Billiards I have my balls in the pocket Billiards That's my cue Billiards Thats me snookered Billiards 8 Ball Billiards let’s shoot some pool Billiards Most fun you can have with your balls out Billiards I love to win at Billiards Billiards World's greatest Billiards player Billiards my dad plays billiards Billiards in off! Billiards Of course I played for that shot Billiards When is it my turn Billiards Billiard players prefer it on the table Billiards Little pockets of love Billiards Give me the chalk! Billiards Your turn to break the balls Billiards Pool King Billiards Billiard Master Billiards Billiards is my passion Billiards I live in the Pool Hall Billiards Misspent youth, but good at Pool Billiards Misspent youth, but good at Billiards Billiards In off the cushion Billiards Pot the black Billiards Love it when I have cue in hand Billiards Billiards is life Billiards I am the Pool boy Billiards Smack those balls! Billiards What a break! Billiards Billiard players always keep one foot on the floor Billiards I would rather be playing billiards Billiards Take me to the Pool Hall Billiards Let's have a Pool party, bring your cue! Billiards Billiards is life Billiards Billiards is my BFF Billiards Pool is my BFF Billiards Addicted to Pool Billiards Hug a billiard player Billiards Chalk this down as a win Billiards 8 Ball is life Billiards That's a cue for a break Billiards Break his balls Billiards Cue the best game on the planet Billiards Rack em up! Billiards Wanna play for money? Billiards Lets sit by the Pool.... table Billiards Get your balls in the pockets Billiards Mothers, the best women in the world Mothers Hug a mother today Mothers Kiss your Mother everyday Mothers Mothers are the best people Mothers I have known my mother all my life Mothers I hope I can be as good as my mother Mothers Mum, mother, mom, mama: different words one love Mothers I want my mother Mothers I want my Mom! Mothers Mum is always right Mothers Mothers know best Mothers Learn from your mom Mothers Mum’s the word Mothers Mother's Day is everyday Mothers My Mom is my inspiration Mothers My mom is beautiful Mothers Love my Mom Mothers Miss my Mom Mothers My mum is cool Mothers Your mother should know Mothers Mother stands for comfort Mothers Never forget your mom Mothers Mom keeps Dad in check Mothers Mums are genius in the kitchen Mothers Mums, grounding kids since time began Mothers mom drives us everywhere Mothers My mom is one in a million Mothers Treat your mother right Mothers Only your mother matters Mothers Everyday is Mother’s Day Mothers You only have one mother Mothers Treat your mum today Mothers Kiss you Mom Mothers Hug your Mom Mothers Mothers give you life Mothers Mothers love their kids....sometimes Mothers Never lie to your mom, she will know Mothers Take mum to dinner Mothers Mothers deserve the best Mothers It’s Mom time Mothers Fetch me my cutest grand kid Mothers My mother is in charge Mothers Mothers do everything well Mothers Mother of the decade Mothers I am an OK mom Mothers Please take my kids! Mothers Mothers have a lot of patience Mothers Fathers, the best men in the world Fathers Hug a dad today Fathers Kiss your Dad everyday Fathers Dads are the best people Fathers Dad owns the TV remote Fathers I hope I can be as good as my father Fathers My dad is Santa Fathers I want my Daddy Fathers Dad knows stuff! Fathers Dad is always right Fathers Fathers know best Fathers Learn from your Dad Fathers My Dad works hard for me Fathers Dads need a beer to deal with their kids Fathers My Dad is my inspiration Fathers My dad is handsome Fathers Love my Dad Fathers Miss my Dad Fathers Dad’s taxi is the cheapest taxi Fathers My dad is cool Fathers Ask your father Fathers Let dad watch football Fathers Never forget your Dad Fathers Dad does what mum says Fathers Dads cave is the garage Fathers Dads always checkout their daughters’ boyfriends Fathers Dad drives us everywhere Fathers Dad’s truck is our free taxi Fathers My dad is one in a million Fathers Treat your father right Fathers Don't just buy your dad socks Fathers Dad was young once, honest Fathers You only have one father Fathers Never tell Dad things that will upset him Fathers Yes my dad CAN dance Fathers Hug your Dad Fathers My Dad taught me to drive Fathers Fathers love their kids....sometimes Fathers Never lie to your dad, he will know Fathers Dads own the BBQ Fathers Dad works hard to help me live Fathers My dad is bigger than your dad Fathers My father is in charge Fathers My dad got lucky he married my mom Fathers Dads can't dance Fathers I am an OK dad Fathers Please take my kids! Fathers Dads deal with the tough stuff Fathers It's always wine O'clock somewhere Wine Wine Me! Wine A glass in the hand is the best feeling Wine wine me everyday Wine Red is life Wine White is right Wine Nothing beats wine Wine Wine, the cure for every ailment Wine If wine can't fix it leave it broke Wine Bubbles Darling Wine Never without a corkscrew Wine Nothing sadder than an empty wine bottle Wine I collect empty wine bottles Wine Wine, women, song and more wine Wine Wine, you’re my saviour Wine Last $10: buy wine, food’s for wimps Wine My monthly wine bill is higher than my mortgage Wine You can take my freedom, but not my wine Wine Wine: the elixir of life Wine Wine doesn't solve the problem, but it makes it blurry Wine Wine hangovers are the worst Wine Wine for breakfast, why not! Wine Wine helps people lose the ability to walk Wine I want wine NOW! Wine Wine is fine Wine My 1st aid kit is a bottle of red Wine When all else fails, reach for the wine Wine I can remove a cork with my teeth Wine More wine than fruit in my groceries Wine Wine, one of your five a day Wine Whether red or white, the time is right Wine Dont disturb me, the wine’s open Wine I will share my wine, if I must Wine Open a bottle, the day has a Y in it Wine Winemeister Wine Wino in training Wine I taste wine, but never spit it out! Wine The horse with a horn Unicorns of course unicorns exist Unicorns I just saw a unicorn Unicorns I want a pet unicorn Unicorns unicorns are fluffy Unicorns Buy me a unicorn Unicorns My other pet is a unicorn Unicorns Believing in unicorns all my life Unicorns Fetch my unicorn Unicorns Saddle up my unicorn Unicorns Do you want to see my unicorn Unicorns Riding unicorns since childhood Unicorns Unicorns are everywhere Unicorns Only special people can see unicorns Unicorns What do i feed my unicorn? Unicorns My unicorn is the color of love Unicorns Unicorns are special horses Unicorns My life is ruled by my unicorn Unicorns My unicorn is my friend Unicorns I love unicorns Unicorns Unicorns live in my garden Unicorns Rhinos are fat unicorns Unicorns My unicorn poops glitter Unicorns If you can’t see my unicorn, drink some more Unicorns #unicornlove Unicorns Me, mad? wait till i get off my unicorn Unicorns Unicorns are fairies’ friends Unicorns Unicorns pee rainbow colors Unicorns My unicorn doesn't believe in you either Unicorns Unicorns believe in me Unicorns My unicorn lives under my bed Unicorns I’m off to watch unicorn racing Unicorns Why are there no unicorn shops Unicorns My unicorn can’t see you either Unicorns unicorns will rule the world Unicorns I dream of unicorns Unicorns Unicorns = horny horses Unicorns I see unicorns in my sleep Unicorns Ride a unicorn to work Unicorns Unicorns know where you live Unicorns Saving the world one person at a time Doctors Hug a doctor a day Doctors Forget the apple, go see a doctor Doctors Doctors are good people Doctors Doctors feel you up and get paid for it Doctors Doctors know best Doctors Doctors know more than the Internet Doctors Trust me i'm a doctor Doctors Surgeons love opening you up Doctors Surgeons are funny, they always leave you in stitches Doctors Surgeons. always on the cutting edge Doctors World’s Number 1 doctor Doctors Once a doctor always a doctor Doctors Doctors are beautiful people Doctors My dad is a doctor Doctors Doctors are people too Doctors Take your clothes off, i'm a doctor Doctors This might hurt, said every doctor ever Doctors #doctorsknowbest Doctors Proud mother of a doctor Doctors Proud father of a doctor Doctors Party with a doctor Doctors Off duty doctor Doctors Date a doctor Doctors Doctors deal in drugs Doctors Doctor in training Doctors Wanna see my stethoscope Doctors Train to be a doctor, save lives Doctors Doctors save lives Doctors See your doctor regularly Doctors Treat your nurse well Nurses Train to be a nurse, save lives Nurses Date a nurse Nurses Nurses do it wearing clothes Nurses Nurses are great people Nurses Hug a nurse Nurses Kiss a nurse today Nurses Party with a nurse and party hard Nurses Nurses look good in uniform Nurses The world needs more nurses Nurses Nurses: overworked, underpaid but irreplaceable Nurses I need a nurse right now Nurses What you need is some nurse time Nurses Nurse me Nurses Nurse in training Nurses Off duty nurse Nurses i'm a nurse, I dish out drugs Nurses trust me I am a nurse Nurses Don't worry my hands aren’t cold Nurses Can you cough for me Nurses The best day for the number one dad Fathers Day only one day for the best man on the planet? Fathers Day you are the world's best dad Fathers Day You only get one dad and you are mine Fathers Day Thanks for looking after me dad Fathers Day Enjoy your day, because i have stuff planned! Fathers Day Dad’s taxi.... off duty Fathers Day It's your day, here's a beer and the remote Fathers Day Best dad in the world Fathers Day Best dad in the country Fathers Day You are an OK dad Fathers Day As dads go you are not that bad Fathers Day You are almost as good a dad as my BFFs dad Fathers Day My dad is my BFF Fathers Day It's your day, relax Fathers Day Can't believe you only get one day Fathers Day You're the best Fathers Day you're the best dad I ever had Fathers Day I am sure I was adopted but love you anyway Fathers Day Mom says it's your day, after you clean the car Fathers Day Genius Dad Fathers Day You are, grumpy, old, and fat, but you're mine Fathers Day Dads are the best Fathers Day I know you will always look out for me Dad Fathers Day No.1 dad Fathers Day Love your dad Fathers Day The best dad Fathers Day Enjoy today because tomorrow you are taking me to soccer Fathers Day Jesus is everywhere Religious God is life Religious Jesus is coming Religious God is all around Religious Thoughts and prayers to everyone Religious Jesus died for your sins Religious On the third day he rose again Religious Christmas is Jesus's birthday Religious Church will save you Religious If you are having bad times ask the lord Religious My Sweet Lord Religious Lord of the world Religious The lord is my shepherd Religious Lord I hope this day is good Religious Lord, give me a sign Religious Lord hold my hand Religious Lord show me the way Religious Salvation is through the lord Religious For the Lord is gracious Religious The Lord will provide Religious Blessed be the Lord Religious Lord Live in my heart Religious The Lord is within me Religious Jesus is my saviour Religious #askjesus Religious #askthelord Religious What would the Lord do? 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Baseball Baseball is my lifeline Baseball I prefer baseball to my kids’ paintings Baseball 9 innings of love Baseball It’s baseball season! Baseball Baseball = Awesome time Baseball #baseballlife Baseball I bleed baseball Baseball Hit hard! Baseball Hit hard, run fast and turn left Baseball I am at home on the diamond Baseball I wish I was as loaded as these bases Baseball My kids play baseball Baseball Live, Love, Strike Baseball I would rather be watching baseball Baseball I only steal bases Baseball Eat Sleep Home Run repeat Baseball Catch it! Baseball Strike 3! Baseball Take me to the ball game Baseball open ses me!!!! Skydiving Skydiving, what's the worst that can happen! Skydiving It's all downhill from here Skydiving Love the view! Skydiving Oh that ground is coming up fast! Skydiving Don't let your mom pack your chute Skydiving I can see your house from here Skydiving Skydiving is safe, its the ground that will kill you Skydiving Chute for the sky Skydiving Skydivers go down slowly Skydiving I will skydive until the chute doesn't open! Skydiving Chute me to the stars Skydiving Free Falling thats me... Skydiving High as a skydiver’s pilot Skydiving no chute, splat landing Skydiving scrape me up before you go go Skydiving A bad skydiver’s mate just needs a shovel Skydiving Open up for me otherwise it's over! Skydiving nice silks! Skydiving BMX all my life BMX I started BMX when this bike fit me BMX I have been riding like this for years BMX Tricks are my life BMX Wheelie love my BMX BMX Shredding the BMX today BMX Grab your BMX and lets ride BMX Front flip, no problem BMX X games survivor BMX BMX is better than ____ BMX Bikes that take the punishment BMX Love my BMX BMX I sleep with my BMX, the wife is mad! BMX BMX until I die BMX Let’s Ride BMX Life's a beach, then you lie on it Beach/summer vacation I prefer sand in my food Beach/summer vacation Love lying in the sun Beach/summer vacation Burn my butt sun god! Beach/summer vacation Burn me! Beach/summer vacation I love the feel of sand in my cracks Beach/summer vacation the beach where the air is full of seagulls Beach/summer vacation Beach = seagull manor Beach/summer vacation Seagulls live on fries Beach/summer vacation Love the sun Beach/summer vacation burn me sun god Beach/summer vacation Love the beach days Beach/summer vacation sunny days Beach/summer vacation Suns out, hit the beach Beach/summer vacation It's sunny, tell work i Died Beach/summer vacation Summertime and the livin is easy Beach/summer vacation Surf’s up....... work sucks Beach/summer vacation Too much work,not enough beach! Beach/summer vacation Beach me dude! Beach/summer vacation The beach is the place Beach/summer vacation Sand, sea and that other word begins with S! Beach/summer vacation Mr sandman give me a call! Beach/summer vacation Tropical white sand, is my sand Beach/summer vacation Beer, sun and no work, love the holidays Beach/summer vacation Work to pay for the holidays Beach/summer vacation We're all going on a summer holiday Beach/summer vacation Living the beachlife Beach/summer vacation Life is simple on the beach Beach/summer vacation Suns out, guns out! Beach/summer vacation Sitting in the morning sun.... Beach/summer vacation One sun, love it! Beach/summer vacation World’s best sun! Beach/summer vacation Go one, try and kick sand in my face Beach/summer vacation If i fall asleep turn me over every 10 minutes Beach/summer vacation Tell work I am not coming back Beach/summer vacation Beach witch! Beach/summer vacation #beachmeister Beach/summer vacation The beach is my home Beach/summer vacation Love sand in my shorts Beach/summer vacation You will always be in our hearts Memorial Day Remember those that didn't come home Memorial Day I will always love you dad Memorial Day Never far from our hearts Memorial Day Salute heaven's soldiers Memorial Day Goodbyes are not forever Memorial Day For those that left, never to return Memorial Day We only kneel for the fallen Memorial Day We always stand for the flag Memorial Day To all that died fighting for the flag Memorial Day Lest we forget Memorial Day To those who died protecting our freedom Memorial Day Never forgotten Memorial Day Honor the brave Memorial Day The eagle bows his head and cries Memorial Day Cry for the fallen Memorial Day They gave their lives so we can live Memorial Day The price of freedom is very high Memorial Day all our heroes will be missed Memorial Day Killed in the line of duty so you can be free Memorial Day Memorial Day, not just another day to BBQ Memorial Day Remembering the ones that didn't return Memorial Day My dad died defending your freedom Memorial Day My mom died defending your freedom Memorial Day The price of freedom is paid in lives Memorial Day The few died to protect the many Memorial Day Remember those that died for our freedom Memorial Day Protect the promised land Memorial Day USA, USA, USA, USA Memorial Day I miss my daughter Memorial Day Pride of America Memorial Day I miss my son Memorial Day Every single one is remembered Memorial Day Always in our hearts Memorial Day Love the fighters for freedom Memorial Day We fight for what's right Memorial Day Gone but not forgotten Memorial Day My daughter died for the USA Memorial Day My son died for the USA Memorial Day Love the ones you miss Memorial Day Me and my dog 4ever dog I'm feeling down, dog me! dog Roll over, i need a dog cuddle dog My dog is my BFF dog If my dog doesn't like you, then neither do I dog My dog is better than your dog dog I don't want kisses after what you have been doing! dog Dog licks are the best licks dog Take a dog for a walk today dog Hug your dog everyday dog Dogs always offering unconditional love dog Hit a dog, get hit by me dog Puppies are fluff therapy dog All dogs go to heaven dog All dogs are beautiful dog My dog loves his human dog Dogs, much better than kids dog no kids only dogs and no stretch marks! dog Doing Only Good Stuff dog People friends = 2, dog friends = 200 dog No offense, but i prefer my dog to you dog If it’s smelly dogs roll in it dog Love puddles, hate baths dog Sleep, eat, love, repeat dog They wag because they love me dog Non stop tail wagging = love dog #mansbestfriend dog #womansbestfriend dog Dog days are never over dog Let sleeping dogs lie, until dinner time dog Curl up with a good dog dog yes it’s you, you are the good boy dog Honest I did throw the ball this time dog My dog loves sticks dog Walking the dog = exercising with your best friend dog Dogs love you no matter how bad you are dog Sad? Pet a dog dog Just one more dog please dog Rescue a dog today dog Dogs are for life, never forget that dog I always stop to pet a dog dog If my cat doesn't like you, then neither do I Cat Cats hate humans, except at dinner time Cat Cats hate humans Cat The Purrrrrfect friend Cat Cats are miniature tigers Cat Pet a cat, feel better Cat Cats are my therapy Cat How many is too many cats? Cat A cat a day keeps the mice away Cat I have cats, I don't have mice Cat My cat is better than your cat Cat My cat is better than your dog Cat kittens are fluff therapy Cat Cats: much better than kids Cat no kids, only cats and no stretch marks! Cat No offense, but i prefer my cat to you Cat Cats, outsmarting dogs since time began Cat Thank you, but i don't want a dead bird gift Cat Proud cat lady Cat I am incomplete without a cat Cat A cat in your lap is heaven Cat My cat loves me, I have the scratches to prove it Cat I think my cat tolerates me Cat No one can hate a kitten Cat My cat has murder mittens Cat 9 lives and I will be there for all of them Cat 9 lives = 9x the love Cat Fluffy balls of fun Cat I love my cats Cat Cats are my lifeline Cat Keeping me sane one purr at a time Cat You can never trust a cat Cat Nice baby photo, but here's one of my cat Cat When you’re sad, hold a kitten Cat #catlady Cat Feline fine Cat All my friends are cats Cat Cats are my life Cat I am owned by 2 cats Cat I love to breathe through a tube Snorkeling I'm forever blowing bubbles Snorkeling Coral is my carpet Snorkeling I prefer it on my front Snorkeling Snorkeling its turtley great Snorkeling I fish is was snorkeling Snorkeling the flipper side of life Snorkeling My dog fetches my flippers Snorkeling Just snorkel Snorkeling I'm happy when i'm floating Snorkeling The ocean is my home Snorkeling I would rather be wet Snorkeling Time to Snorkel Snorkeling It's always snorkel o'clock Snorkeling I wish I was a fish Snorkeling If you need time to think, go snorkeling Snorkeling I should have been born with gills Snorkeling Evolution! what happened to my gills Snorkeling Snorkeling is my jam Snorkeling Snorkeling is better than ____ Snorkeling Snorkeling is my BFF Snorkeling Kiss me I snorkel Snorkeling Can I wear my snorkel to church? Snorkeling Will you be my snorkel buddy Snorkeling Lets go snorkeling Snorkeling Let's be mermaids Snorkeling Eat, Sleep, Snorkel, Repeat Snorkeling I hate dry land! Snorkeling Life is better underwater Snorkeling Happiness is salty water Snorkeling Camping, it’s intents Camping My carpet is grass Camping I prefer to sleep in a bag Camping Camping, where peeing in a bucket is accepted Camping I prefer it round the fire Camping I'm not complete without a rucksack Camping i prefer ants in my food Camping Stop complaining, insects are protein Camping Get outside Camping I prefer the Outernet Camping Camping is a way of life Camping Camping is my BFF Camping Camping is always the answer Camping Get away from it all Go Camping Camping You can't buy love, but you can buy a tent Camping Camping is my happy place Camping I am stressed because I’m not camping Camping It’s the weekend! lets go camping Camping The night sky is my bedroom ceiling Camping This is my camping shirt Camping Smell that? that's the outside. Camping Unplug, Switch off and camp Camping This is my camping hair Camping Sleep Outside Camping Home is where you pitch it Camping When I am stressed I go camping Camping I camp therefore I am Camping Camping, beer and bacon Camping I am just a happy camper Camping camping, wind in your hair and insects in your teeth Camping Cheerleaders spoil the game Football Football = Awesome Football I don't care who wins as long as it’s my team Football Everything stops for football Football I look better in a football helmet Football Football, where shoulder pads are always in fashion Football Football is life Football Touchdown! Football All my downs are first Football It’s Football season! Football I prefer football to my kids Football Hurting people one block at a time Football The thinking man's soccer Football Best game on the planet Football 4 Quarters of awesome Football Football, all the action and cheerleaders too! Football Spring, Summer, Football, Winter Football More than just a sport Football All out, All game, All season Football 4th and inches; do you have what it takes? Football 11 players, 1 heartbeat Football We get knocked down, but we get up again Football That was never a flag! Football I love the sound of helmets clashing Football Fall is the time for Football Football Beer and football, made for each other Football Defense wins the game Football Whatever it takes to win Football Greatest show on earth Football 4 quarters of action Football Where making first base is never enough Baseball Home Run! Baseball Hit that ball! Baseball Baseball is my life Baseball I prefer baseball to my kids Baseball 9 innings of love Baseball It’s baseball season! Baseball Baseball = Awesome Baseball Beer & Baseball Baseball I bleed baseball Baseball Batter up! Baseball Let's play ball! Baseball Hit hard, run fast and turn left Baseball Proud Baseball dad Baseball Proud Baseball mom Baseball I am at home on the diamond Baseball I wish my bases were loaded! Baseball My kids play baseball Baseball Live, Love, Pitch Baseball I would rather be watching baseball Baseball Baseball, beer and hot dogs Baseball I prefer to wear just one glove Baseball Best game on the planet Baseball Summer = Baseball Baseball More exciting than cricket Baseball Eat, Sleep, Baseball Baseball Baseball Widow Baseball Baseball, the only time it's good to steal Baseball Live Baseball Baseball When the sun comes out so do the bats Baseball If you want to know something, ask a teacher Teaching Teaching is my destiny Teaching I teach therefore I am Teaching This is what a great teacher looks like Teaching Moulding the stars of tomorrow Teaching Thank a teacher today Teaching #Teachersareawesome Teaching Stand back: I’m a teacher, I got this Teaching Teaching is in my blood Teaching Only the smartest become teachers Teaching I can teach you Teaching Teaching kids since I graduated Teaching Hug a teacher today Teaching Spreading knowledge one kid at a time Teaching If I don't know, neither will the Internet. Teaching I love my students Teaching Cool teacher Teaching I love my students as much as the summer holidays Teaching Underpaid education specialist here Teaching Date a teacher, you might learn something Teaching The teacher is never wrong Teaching Never mind it's nearly summer Teaching I love to teach Teaching The future is in my hands Teaching This teacher needs a break Teaching Teachers love the weekends Teaching I am a teaching machine Teaching I do it for the kids Teaching teachers plant the seeds of knowledge Teaching There is a super teacher in this shirt Teaching Life: live and dance Dancing Let’s Dance Dancing Dance like nobody's watching Dancing Anyone can dance Dancing Dancing = Awesome Dancing Dad dancing champion 2018 Dancing Dance until you drop Dancing When I am sad, I dance Dancing Dance your troubles away Dancing Dancing is my Cardio Workout Dancing heel toe, heel toe Dancing Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot Dancing Dancing is dreaming with your feet Dancing Dancers are made not born Dancing Dancing since birth Dancing This body is for dancing Dancing Dance the night away Dancing Dance until your feet hurt Dancing Trust me you can dance - Alcohol Dancing No dancing partner? Dance with your dog. Dancing When all is lost, you can still dance Dancing I have two left feet, but still dance Dancing Dance with me Dancing If you don't dance we don’t date Dancing Dancers do it all over the floor Dancing Talk to me through the medium of dance Dancing Get Off My Land!!! Farmers My other car is a tractor Farmers I came, I saw, I ploughed Farmers Farming, the only industry that grows every year Farmers Awesome Farmer inside Farmers Feeding the world one day at a time Farmers Farmers do it in a field Farmers I would rather be harvesting Farmers plough through life Farmers Planting the seeds so people can eat Farmers Farmers stand out in their field Farmers Hug a farmer today Farmers Everybody needs a farmer Farmers My dad’s a farmer Farmers I farm you eat Farmers I love my livestock Farmers Down on the farm is for me Farmers Heart is where the farm is Farmers I grow stuff Farmers I raise cattle Farmers Do you want to see my tractor Farmers I bale therefore I am Farmers Working the land is my passion Farmers I am the original farmer’s wife Farmers Farmers, working 24 7 365 Farmers Creating your food Farmers Want fresh, buy from a farmer Farmers I use my land for good Farmers I'm the farmer that drives the tractor during rush hour Farmers I love my combine Farmers Red, White, Rose, the 3 Macronutrients Wine Rule 1, Never leave wine in the bottle Wine Always buy more than you think you need Wine One of my five a day Wine Drinking wine is my cardio Wine Open bottle of wine, drink and repeat Wine Can I take my wine intravenously Wine If you cut me do i not leak red wine? Wine Wine, best drink of the day Wine Life in a bottle Wine I once went 21 years without a glass of wine Wine Wine, where have you been? Wine Do I want a glass of wine, what a stupid question Wine How do I learn that water into wine trick? Wine Bad day? reach for the wine Wine Wine will fix it Wine Spill my wine, feel my fist Wine I love the juice of the grape Wine Wine and dine me, ok forget the dine Wine Is wine for breakfast wrong? Wine Expert on wine at $10 a bottle or less Wine Wine fixes everything Wine Every celebration calls for wine Wine I NEVER run out of wine Wine I like wine so much I think I may be French Wine Wine is good for the soul Wine Wine: the elixir of life Wine Can you bathe in wine? Wine Say sorry with a bottle of wine Wine Wine beats flowers any day Wine Love is a four pawed word Dogs My BFF has fur and a cold nose Dogs Let down by men, get a dog Dogs Let down by women, get a dog Dogs Never trust a person your dog doesn't like Dogs Dogs, hating mailmen since time began Dogs Forget diamonds, Dogs are a girl's best friend Dogs Dogs love you more than they love themselves Dogs If my dog doesn't like you neither will I Dogs I have never met an ugly dog Dogs Fur babies forever Dogs I prefer my babies with fur Dogs I prefer dogs to people Dogs My dog never tells me I need to diet Dogs I don't need an alarm clock I have dogs Dogs Why does my dog watch me pick up his poop! Dogs My other baby has 4 paw drive Dogs When I need a hand, I reach for paws Dogs My dog loves walks in the rain but hates baths Dogs You don't rescue dogs, they rescue you Dogs Giving unconditional love all day, every day Dogs My dog loves his human Dogs The dog days are never over Dogs My dogs are my cardio Dogs Dogs are the nicest people Dogs Live, Love and Woof Dogs One word from me and my dog does what he wants Dogs Sorry I'm late my dog fell asleep on me Dogs Never trust a cat Cats Cats are ppurrrrrfect Cats I think my cat likes me Cats Life is better with a cat or two Cats There are no ordinary cats Cats There are no ugly cats Cats I just had a Meow from my BFF Cats Why can't I take my cat to work Cats I am a cat lady Cats I dont have the body of a cat lady, but I have cats Cats Contentment is a purring cat Cats I love, cats, cats and wine in that order Cats My cat never tells me I have had too much wine Cats I don't need an alarm clock I have cats Cats When I need a hand, I reach for paws Cats Cats, keeping you sane since time began Cats How many cats is too many? Cats Every dumpster is a home to a cat Cats I sleep with my cats Cats Hey Human, i brought you a dead mouse Cats Cats are cute Cats You can never own a cat Cats My cat eats better than me Cats I can't live without my cat Cats Your baby is nice, but have you seen my cat Cats Pet a cat a day, keep the doctor away Cats Cats are my therapy Cats Sorry I'm late my cat fell asleep on me Cats My cat lets me think I am in charge Cats Dad’s Taxi: officially off duty Fathers Day Worlds best dad Fathers Day off duty dad Fathers Day My dad is awesome Fathers Day This shirt contains an awesome dad Fathers Day Fathers day, my one day off a year Fathers Day Best dad Fathers Day Dad's wallet is closed for the day Fathers Day No I can't take you to the mall it's Fathers day Fathers Day Dads are the best thing in the world after moms Fathers Day This is my father's day shirt Fathers Day My kids bought me this shirt for father’s day Fathers Day I think I paid for my own father's day shirt Fathers Day I am the dad of an awesome kid Fathers Day I am the dad of awesome kids Fathers Day Dads are the best Fathers Day Its fathers day kids, beer me! Fathers Day I am the best Dad in this house Fathers Day Why is fathers day just once a year? Fathers Day I don't want father’s day cards, just beer Fathers Day I knew there was a reason we had kids Fathers Day Best day of the year, Father’s Day Fathers Day Father's day is my time Fathers Day This kid loves his dad Fathers Day My Mom says father's day is stupid Fathers Day It’s Beer and sports day Fathers Day Did I pay for this father's day present? Fathers Day Father’s day, time to reflect on why I bothered. Fathers Day Time for some father son time Fathers Day Time for some father daughter time Fathers Day I'm a bright spark Welding (welder) Trust me I am a welder Welding (welder) Stick those two bits of metal together, sure thing Welding (welder) I am a welder, I saw the light Welding (welder) I look better in a welding mask Welding (welder) Only happy with a welding torch in my hand Welding (welder) Welders, creating stuff every day Welding (welder) I can weld anything except a broken heart Welding (welder) Of course I can weld it Welding (welder) If I can jump across it I can weld it Welding (welder) When welders do it, it lasts forever Welding (welder) You got to burn to earn Welding (welder) If you have to grind it, you’re not a welder Welding (welder) I used to weld like that, then I learned how Welding (welder) Welders, know more about the arc than Noah Welding (welder) Welding is my happy place Welding (welder) Forget everything from school, learn to weld Welding (welder) I whispered those 3 magical words, "I'm a Welder" Welding (welder) Welding = Adult arts and crafts Welding (welder) When the helmet’s down, leave me alone Welding (welder) Welding is my hobby and my work Welding (welder) Welders build the world Welding (welder) sticking metal to metal is my thing Welding (welder) Welders, experts at treating burns Welding (welder) Welder: A person who fixes stuff you can't Welding (welder) Welders, because engineers need heroes too Welding (welder) Flash me, I’m a welder Welding (welder) Does that look like one of my welds? Welding (welder) Llamas are cute camels Llamas My llamas name is Dali Llamas llama nirvana Llamas Llama blanket on the ground Llamas Llamas are my BFF Llamas Llamas south america fluff ponies Llamas LOL, Llamas Over Lions Llamas Dramallama Ding Dong Llamas No probllama Llamas Como Se Llama? Llamas Chicken farmers have all the cluck Chicken Farmer I grow em, you fry em Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers are hatched not born Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers get paid a poultry sum Chicken Farmer Feeding the nation Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers can always pluck up the courage Chicken Farmer Chickens poop breakfast Chicken Farmer I love my hens Chicken Farmer Wife of an awesome chicken farmer Chicken Farmer My dad's a chicken farmer Chicken Farmer I don't need an alarm clock I'm a chicken farmer Chicken Farmer Collecting butt nuggets on a daily basis Chicken Farmer Yes I do eat a lot of omelettes Chicken Farmer I raise my chickens like my kids Chicken Farmer I look after my feathered friends Chicken Farmer On the 8th day god created chicken farmers Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers are the best farmers Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers hate being cooped up Chicken Farmer Picking up chicks everyday of the week Chicken Farmer Producing meat for the nation’s tables Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers are Eggstreme farmers Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers know eggxactly how to farm Chicken Farmer Sunday dinner producer Chicken Farmer Providing eggs for you 24/7 Chicken Farmer My dad farms chickens Chicken Farmer Not chicken for dinner again! Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers are breast and leg men Chicken Farmer Chicken farmers work eggstra hard Chicken Farmer Never chicken out Chicken Farmer Remembering our loved ones Memorial Day Rest In Peace Memorial Day Remembering those that died to keep us free Memorial Day The country thanks you all Memorial Day The country salutes each and everyone of you Memorial Day Remembering those that lost their lives Memorial Day I miss my son Memorial Day I miss my daughter Memorial Day Remembering my dad on memorial day Memorial Day Remembering my mom on memorial day Memorial Day To those that gave their lives we pray Memorial Day For those that didn't come home Memorial Day For those that paid the ultimate price Memorial Day We will never forget any of you Memorial Day Heroes and heroines each and every one Memorial Day We bow our head in remembrance Memorial Day Take time to remember the ones we lost Memorial Day Warriors each and every one Memorial Day Remembered forever our fallen heroes Memorial Day Football without the padding Rugby 30 men facing off on a field Rugby Rugby field warriors Rugby I love to watch rugby Rugby Thinking man's football Rugby Best game on the planet Rugby A game played by 15 men with odd shaped balls Rugby Rugby players are welded not born Rugby I wish I was as hard as a rugby player Rugby And you thought soccer was a physical game Rugby Rugby, where you get points for trying Rugby I don't want to know what goes on in the scrum Rugby Less war more rugby Rugby My dad plays rugby Rugby My son plays rugby Rugby Not just a sport but a way of life Rugby Women play rugby too! Rugby I don't understand it, but I do love rugby Rugby A game for hooligans played by gentlemen Rugby The muddier the better Rugby I want to be a hooker Rugby There is no try, unless you play rugby Rugby Winners never quit Rugby Rugby players do it in a ruck Rugby Give me rugby and beer and I am happy Rugby It's time for rugby Rugby Soccer, for people too scared to play rugby Rugby No pads, no helmets just warriors Rugby Tough teams win Rugby Rugby = Awesome Rugby Tennis, it's not just a racquet Tennis It was on the line! Tennis i love to see chalkdust Tennis Tennis is my happy place Tennis Singles and doubles without the alcohol! Tennis Where you can have love -15 without remorse Tennis Strawberries, cream and tennis Tennis I love my tennis whites Tennis YOLO, but you get to serve twice Tennis Tennis is my solution Tennis When the going gets tough, pick up a raquet Tennis I grunt when I serve Tennis Tennis skirts are too short - said no man ever Tennis Where you only need one Ace to win the point Tennis I like tennis more than my kids Tennis World number one in training Tennis My mom said I am the best tennis player ever Tennis My dad said I am the best tennis player ever Tennis I play mixed doubles, don't tell the wife Tennis I love my dog and tennis, thats it. Tennis Tennis is my cardio Tennis Fancy a game of tennis? Tennis Will you be my partner ? Tennis I make strange noises when I play tennis Tennis The only court I want to be on Tennis Tennis is my therapy Tennis Try to return this serve then! Tennis I would rather be playing tennis Tennis New balls please! Tennis Game, Set and Match Tennis The beautiful game Soccer The world’s favourite game Soccer Put the tall guy in goal Soccer Put the tall girl in goal Soccer I am the original soccer mom Soccer My car smells like a locker room Soccer To succeed in soccer you need goals Soccer Let your feet do the talking Soccer 90 minutes of pure enjoyment Soccer I don't care who wins as long as it’s my team Soccer Tackle hard Soccer Score more goals than the other team and you win Soccer If you don't let them score you don’t lose Soccer Soccer is my passion Soccer Soccer and beer a match made in heaven Soccer Girls play soccer better than boys Soccer I want to be a soccer star Soccer 90 minutes of pure skill Soccer I understand the offside rule! Soccer I don't understand the offside rule, but I love soccer Soccer Don't fear the keeper Soccer I dribbled better when I was a baby Soccer Play for the shirt Soccer One team, one heart Soccer Penalty! Soccer Soccer is not just a game it’s life Soccer Just volley it! Soccer I would stay late but the kids have soccer tomorrow Soccer I love soccer more than my kids Soccer Man to man sport Boxing (the sport) The hits keep on coming Boxing (the sport) Ring warriors Boxing (the sport) The only good thing in Las Vegas Boxing (the sport) They get knocked down but they get up again (sometimes) Boxing (the sport) 3 minute rounds of combat Boxing (the sport) I love to Box Boxing (the sport) My workout is punching Boxing (the sport) I want to fight the best Boxing (the sport) It's only a bit of blood Boxing (the sport) You have to be fit to box Boxing (the sport) don't want to get hurt? Stay out the ring! Boxing (the sport) Fight in the ring not in the street Boxing (the sport) Always try to get up Boxing (the sport) Boxing is life Boxing (the sport) Jab, Cross, Uppercut Boxing (the sport) Make the weight, fight the fight Boxing (the sport) No one wants to get hit Boxing (the sport) fear your opponent Boxing (the sport) Eat Box Sleep Repeat Boxing (the sport) Live, Love, Punch Boxing (the sport) Do you think I got this nose playing tennis Boxing (the sport) Knock him out! Boxing (the sport) A win on point is still a win Boxing (the sport) When life is hard, reach for the gloves Boxing (the sport) Make the punching bag pay for your hard day Boxing (the sport) I fight because I want to fight Boxing (the sport) No one wants to be punched Boxing (the sport) Long vehicle driver Semi Truck Driver Moving America one trailer at a time Semi Truck Driver It was delivered by a truck Semi Truck Driver My other car is a semi Semi Truck Driver Proud to drive a semi Semi Truck Driver my semi is my BFF Semi Truck Driver The more wheels the better Semi Truck Driver Moving stuff across the nation Semi Truck Driver Semi drivers do it in their cab Semi Truck Driver Keep on truckin Semi Truck Driver I drive better than Otto School Bus Driver When I stop none shall pass! School Bus Driver Your kids are safe with me School Bus Driver I drive a yellow tube School Bus Driver My cargo arrives safe and sound every time School Bus Driver Yellow is my favorite color School Bus Driver Precious cargo on-board School Bus Driver The safest drivers are school bus drivers School Bus Driver Don't make me tap the sign School Bus Driver Don't talk to me i'm driving School Bus Driver Slow and easy gets them there safe School Bus Driver Home to school, school to home five days a week School Bus Driver Drive careful around me, I got your kids School Bus Driver This bus driver is awesome School Bus Driver Delivering the country’s future School Bus Driver My job is priceless School Bus Driver Don't make me use my bus driver voice! School Bus Driver I make special deliveries School Bus Driver Buses are awesome School Bus Driver I drive a Yellow bus School Bus Driver I towed you I would fix it Tow Truck Driver Somebody Towed you, it was me Tow Truck Driver Official Rescue Service Tow Truck Driver I love my Tow Truck Tow Truck Driver Of course I can get you out of that ditch Tow Truck Driver I drive a tow truck, you should take my number Tow Truck Driver I will be there to pick up the pieces Tow Truck Driver Tow truck driver on call Tow Truck Driver I work with ropes and chains Tow Truck Driver I towed you i drove a tow truck Tow Truck Driver I lift more than you Power lifting I can lift your girlfriend over my head Power lifting The Gym is my house Power lifting I always pile on the pounds before I lift Power lifting A bar is not broken-in until you bend it Power lifting Everyday I get a little stronger Power lifting I lift more every day Power lifting Powerlifting fanatic Power lifting Lift, Lift, Eat a lot, Sleep and repeat Power lifting Love, Lift, Lift, Not necessarily in that order Power lifting I love it when it's dirty Dirt bikes The dirtier the better Dirt bikes I know I can fly if I try Dirt bikes Born to ride the dirt Dirt bikes I wheelie like dirt bikes Dirt bikes Two wheels and dirt is my life Dirt bikes Who needs roads Dirt bikes 2 strokes are better than none at all Dirt bikes Mud is my friend Dirt bikes I just need one more dirt bike Dirt bikes I love the jumps Dirt bikes My dad rides a dirt bike Dirt bikes Rev hard and jump high Dirt bikes Two speeds, all out and stop! Dirt bikes Beat the rest to be the best Dirt bikes It doesn't matter who is behind you Dirt bikes Start strong and finish stronger Dirt bikes I like nothing better than playing in the dirt Dirt bikes Dirt Bikes are the best bikes Dirt bikes Bikes + Dirt = Awesome Dirt bikes What do mean I can't skate on the freeway? Skateboarding Keep trying until you land the trick Skateboarding Skateboarding is life Skateboarding One day I will be too old for this Skateboarding Skate where you shouldn't Skateboarding My dad still skates everyday Skateboarding Skateboarding fanatic Skateboarding Half pipes are better than none at all Skateboarding May your board forever roll Skateboarding I live to ride and ride to live Skateboarding Happiness is skateboarding Skateboarding It’s the weekend, grab the board Skateboarding I only date other skateboarders Skateboarding I lost my life to the skateboarding world Skateboarding I skate therefore I am awesome Skateboarding Skate, skate and then skate some more Skateboarding If you fall it will hurt, but get back on the board Skateboarding Skateboarders are a different breed Skateboarding Skateboarders are created not born Skateboarding I skate until i can skate no more. Skateboarding If you don’t skate you die Skateboarding I skate so that I may live Skateboarding Skateboarding is a religion Skateboarding This is how I roll Skateboarding Come roll with me Skateboarding Let's ride into the sunset Skateboarding Skating is what I was born to do Skateboarding You should have seen the one that got away Fishing the one I lost was this big Fishing I want to go fishing Fishing Beer and fishing, what more could I ask Fishing 2 things that men exaggerate, the size their fish and .... Fishing Fishing is an art form Fishing I always catch more fish when I am alone Fishing It's the fishing life for me Fishing Hooked on fishing Fishing Awesome fisherman here Fishing I always catch when I fish alone Fishing I work to feed my fishing habit Fishing Happiest with a rod in hand Fishing it's always fishing weather Fishing I love to fish Fishing River, Lake, Ocean I fish them all Fishing I never met a fisherman I didn't like Fishing Don't like the smell of fish? I'm not for you. Fishing Nothing better than the smell of fish in the morning Fishing I only get up early to go fishing Fishing It’s never bad weather when you’re fishing Fishing I wish I could wear waders to church Fishing Hook, line and sinker: my best friends Fishing It's never a carp day when you’re fishing Fishing Fishing is a reel sport Fishing Life on the water Boating Row, Sail or Motor, I love boats Boating I hate landlubbers Boating I can't afford a yacht so I plan to steal one Boating On deck is where I want to be Boating I swapped my house for a boat, the wife’s annoyed. Boating I am in oar of boating Boating Come aboard Boating life on the open wave Boating Sail away with me Boating Why can't I sail to work Boating I rob banks to fund my boating habit Boating Boats are my only friend Boating Boating is life Boating My boat is faster than any drug boat Boating Harbours are my kind of town Boating I have a beer in every port Boating Sailing into the sunset is my dream Boating I want a new boat! Boating Floating in a boat is my therapy Boating Boats beat cars anyday Boating I am at home on my boat Boating Boats are what float my boat Boating Boats keep me on an even keel Boating I will swap my wife for your boat Boating wherever i lay my anchor that's my home Boating Race you to that buoy and back! Boating Sail her like a pirate on the run Boating I haven't bought a yacht yet because I am poor Boating Skiing without that cold snow Water sports Rather be on the water than in it Water sports Kiteboarding = awesome Water sports Water + boat + skis = awesome Water sports I want to wear a wetsuit to work Water sports The water is calling I need to go Water sports I love wetsuits Water sports Life on the water is the life for me Water sports Water and sports what more could you ask Water sports Faster, faster, go faster. Water sports Windsurfers do it standing up Water sports Water skiers have webbed feet Water sports I surf therefore I am Water sports Surfing the killer waves is the life for me Water sports What do you mean I can't wear my wetsuit to church Water sports My other car is a jet ski Water sports Surf’s up, i'm off Water sports Can't come in today, i'm off surfing Water sports Who needs to workout when you water ski Water sports Who needs to workout when you kiteboard Water sports If in doubt get the paddles out Water sports I would rather be in the water than the office Water sports On the water is better than on the land Water sports Take me to the lake Water sports Can you hear that? The water is calling me Water sports I love to be pulled by a boat Water sports Swim hard or go home Water sports Swim, swim and then swim some more Water sports Water is my air Water sports I was a fish in a previous life Water sports B.E.A.C.H. Best Escape anyone Can Have Vacations/beaches I prefer sand in my food Vacations/beaches I enjoy washing sand out of hard to reach places Vacations/beaches Lying on a beach is the life for me Vacations/beaches Beach, Beer and BBQ Vacations/beaches Nothing beats lying on a beach Vacations/beaches get away from it all on the beach Vacations/beaches It’s the weekend, let’s hit the beach Vacations/beaches The beach is where it's at Vacations/beaches Take me to the beach Vacations/beaches Leave me on the beach I will be fine Vacations/beaches Life is so much better in flip flops Vacations/beaches Get your vitamin sea Vacations/beaches I want to be a mermaid Vacations/beaches Beachaholic Vacations/beaches Vamos al la Playa Vacations/beaches Sand in my toes and salt in my hair Vacations/beaches Happiness is a tropical beach Vacations/beaches Tans will fade, but memories are forever Vacations/beaches Beaches and Beers Vacations/beaches Barefoot is the best way to live Vacations/beaches Just you, me and the sea Vacations/beaches Where the sea meets the land is my kinda place Vacations/beaches Live by the rules of the ocean Vacations/beaches Why can't I live on the beach? Vacations/beaches I Walk along the beach at sunset Vacations/beaches Sun, sea and sand: the holy trinity Vacations/beaches Beaches beat Cities anyday Vacations/beaches love your father fathers day happy father’s day to the best dad in the world fathers day a father’s love is never ends fathers day a father’s love is more powerful than anything fathers day thank you dad fathers day you don't get a life manual you get a papa fathers day dad is the word fathers day if it wasn't for my father... fathers day hard working, tired but totally awesome dad fathers day a father is all professions under one name fathers day on call, always awake, super tired dad fathers day a proud dad to beautiful girls fathers day a proud dad to beautiful boys fathers day dads knows best fathers day my father knows it all fathers day my father knows everything fathers day totally wild about my dad fathers day my dad is so underappreciated fathers day i am an underpaid underappreciated father fathers day my goal is to keep tiny humans alive fathers day my first father’s day fathers day just having a dad moment fathers day fathers are magical fathers day dads are like unicorns only better fathers day dad of wild boys fathers day dad of princess girls fathers day i have the world’s best dad fathers day thanks for wiping my bum and stuff fathers day best dad in the galaxy fathers day father - a person who works for free fathers day 365 days of hard work and only one father’s day! fathers day You got this dad fathers day Beautiful, caring and amazing dad fathers day Awesome, amazing and cute daddy fathers day super cool, super smart dad fathers day keep calm it’s fathers day fathers day stay calm father’s day is here fathers day pamper me, it’s father’s day fathers day today i am a father off duty fathers day off duty papa fathers day don't mess with this dad fathers day one bad father fathers day super dad fathers day this dad can dance fathers day only a father knows why fathers day father’s day is my sleep day fathers day the only day i get to rest is father’s day fathers day thank your father fathers day my dad totally rocks fathers day my dad is the best fathers day wine time here we go wine are you red or white? wine i love wine wine can't get enough wine wine wine makes me happy wine oh no, get the wine wine this is a wine moment wine what more than wine does a girl need wine all it takes is wine wine celebrate with a bottle or two wine wine it and dine it wine come on and wine it wine wine is my kinda thing wine what‘s a party without wine wine make me mad, buy me wine wine thank the lord for coffee and wine wine i might be naive but i love wine wine pour me wine, NOW wine wine a little laugh wine life is too short to drink bad wine wine wine o' clock wine wine is like poetry in a bottle wine i came-i saw-i wined wine i drink for your protection wine wine me up and watch me go wine wine is win with an e on the end wine wine it up all the way wine there is always time for a glass of wine wine i could be a morning person if my coffee machine brewed wine wine did someone say wine? wine oh no, the wine is out again wine this is my wine shirt OK? wine i always cook with wine but only sometimes it goes in the food wine wine away wine my passion is wine wine my hobby is drinking wine wine i don't taste wine, i drink it wine what would the world be like without wine? wine chill out and pour a glass wine this winner is on wine wine fish like you mean it fishing fishing makes me happy fishing fishing is my kinda calm fishing fish because you can fishing keep calm and fish fishing reel men fish fishing forget your problems and go fishing fishing real fishermen do it right fishing man i love fishing fishing keep calm and fish on fishing fishing and beer fishing size matters when fishing fishing fish more work less fishing fishing is important fishing thank a fisherman fishing this fisherman is awesome fishing i catch fish and i drink beer fishing my wife let me go fishing today fishing come here fishy fishy fishing what would i do without fishing fishing fishing adventure here we come fishing all it takes to make me happy is fishing fishing river fishing rocks fishing sea fishing is so cool fishing i am fishing, be quiet fishing if you don't like fishing you don't like me fishing feel the fishing fishing fishing mode - on fishing fishing mood here we come fishing i fish day and night fishing only a fisherman knows the secrets of the fish fishing speak to the bass fishing i fish not for food but for fun fishing vegans can go fishing too fishing feel the fishing mood fishing fishing is more than happiness fishing fishing is yoga for men fishing fishing is therapy - only cheaper fishing graduation is where adventure begins graduation happy graduation graduation graduation is where being an adult starts graduation the tassle was worth the hassle graduation remember your education always continues graduation we all know i look cool in this hat graduation i only went to school for the graduation cap graduation thought graduating was tough? Wait till you get a boss graduation Hats off! You did it! graduation Proud mom of my son who graduated graduation proud mom of my daughter who graduated graduation graduating class of 2018 graduation proud brother of a 2018 graduate graduation proud sister of a 2018 graduate graduation guess who is graduating graduation kiss my class goodbye graduation pre-school, nailed it graduation shoot for the stars graduation I'm done with school, where's the party? graduation We are now officially adulty graduation Bring on the grad party graduation Happy last day of school graduation Kiss me, I'm a grad graduation life is better when you graduate graduation I can't keep calm, today is graduation graduation Look out world, here i come graduation 2018, my time to shine graduation keep calm and just graduate graduation graduation is happiness graduation yes! graduation has finally arrived graduation baseball all the way baseball just an awesome baseball player baseball baseball fan #1 baseball baseball is so my thing baseball baseball is my happy place baseball baseball is my kinda sport baseball thank the lord for baseball baseball keep calm and play baseball baseball i love baseball and maybe like 3 people baseball baseball coach baseball awesome, amazing, all time baseball player baseball baseball is more than just a hobby baseball baseball champ baseball i am 'the' baseball champion baseball baseball takes balls baseball baseball all the way baseball take me to base baseball you might need a bigger bat than that baseball summer nights and ballpark lights baseball I may not know karate but i know how to use a baseball bat baseball I can't keep calm i am a baseball mom baseball keep calm, baseball will make it better baseball baseball will heal the world baseball if you don't play baseball, don't talk to me baseball baseball all day baseball grand slam and score baseball strike out, let the game begin baseball may baseball win baseball baseball above all baseball hustle hit and never quit baseball baseball is a way of life baseball be the baseball player you always wanted to be baseball never too old for baseball baseball never too young for baseball baseball baseball is always trending baseball making baseball trendy again baseball thank you baseball baseball love my baseball team baseball never make your dentist mad dentist life is short smile while you still have teeth dentist keep calm and hug your dentist dentist have no fear the dentist is here dentist smile, it lets your teeth breath dentist a loose tooth will not rest until it is pulled out dentist i create smiles, what's your superpower? dentist a floss a day will keep the dentist away dentist what would i do without my dentist dentist my husband is an awesome dentist dentist my wife is an awesome dentist dentist thank the lord for dentists dentist this is what a top dentist looks like dentist a good dentist never gets on your nerves dentist it's that dentist feeling dentist dentist, yabba, dabba duh! dentist the ultimate dentist machine dentist once a dentist, always a dentist dentist you deserve a good dentist like me dentist the spirit of dentists dentist dentists, making people beautiful dentist dentists, empowering people dentist be young have fun, visit the dentist dentist i am an underappreciated and underpaid dentist dentist and on the 8th day, god created dentists dentist dentist - 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on hardest Gaming (video games) keep calm and play Gaming (video games) games support hapiness Gaming (video games) what doesn't kill me , gives me XP Gaming (video games) eat sleep play video games Gaming (video games) it's all about video games Gaming (video games) a gamer for life Gaming (video games) make your game , be confident Gaming (video games) you can make an amazing game but players make success Gaming (video games) playing a game is living a story Gaming (video games) my work is a game , a very serious one Gaming (video games) i'm only complete when i play Gaming (video games) everything has beauty but not everyone sees it Seeing i like seeing people when they can't see me Seeing watch yourself Seeing i see the good in you Seeing i see you i see your greatness Seeing now you see me Seeing you have to see the light in the dark Seeing so much yarn , so little time Crocheting to crochet is my superpower Crocheting i don't have a problem with yarn Crocheting keep calm and 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Skiing you'll regret it , just ski Water Skiing i don't need therapy i just need to go skiing Water Skiing sorry , skiing comes first Water Skiing the lake is my happy place Water Skiing laugh love ski Water Skiing a plumber is an adventurer Plumbers i never planned on being a plumber Plumbers you're a hero then you're a plumber Plumbers a plumber is such an inspirational man Plumbers one of the best sleight-of-hand guys i know is a plumber Plumbers if you're a plumber , you plumb Plumbers keep calm and plumb Plumbers every man is a plumber Plumbers i'm a plumber Plumbers grew up be a plumber Plumbers be strong be a plumber Plumbers this is the age of plumbers Plumbers a plumber for life Plumbers my mother hoped i'll be a plumber Plumbers i'm a proud plumber Plumbers plumbers are the best Plumbers i'm better at plumbing Plumbers i am a math teacher Math Teacher teaching math is teaching logic Math Teacher i hate math but i like to count money Math Teacher math is hard so is life , get 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love, english for life English Teacher i love my work , i love teaching english English Teacher a good english teacher can inspire hope English Teacher english teaching is another name of imagination English Teacher be humble, teach english English Teacher teaching english means instilling a love of learning English Teacher one book , one english , and one teacher can change the world English Teacher teaching english is a very noble profession English Teacher teaching english can decide your future English Teacher remember me as a good english teacher English Teacher success is a lousy english teacher English Teacher it is the supreme art of the english teacher to awaken joy English Teacher english is our future English Teacher teaching english means joy in creative expressions English Teacher the best teachers are artists who know the science Science Teacher science is a way of thinking Science Teacher keep calm and teach science Science Teacher science is life Science Teacher science teachers are the best Science Teacher teaching science is the hardest Science Teacher knowing life is knowing science Science Teacher a science teacher is the greatest one Science Teacher the best teachers teach from the heart not the book Science Teacher science is more than a body of knowledge Science Teacher a good teacher must know the rules Science Teacher teaching is an art Science Teacher not just anyone can be a science teacher Science Teacher the best thing for being sad is to teach something Science Teacher teaching is giving Science Teacher A science teacher inspires Science Teacher those who understand teach science Science Teacher science is love science is life Science Teacher in teaching science , you'll learn it as well Science Teacher all lay loads on a willing horse Professor all work and no play makes jack a dull boy Professor as laughter increases, respect decreases Professor as you sow , so shall you reap Professor associate with men of good judgment Professor a 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playing a billiard game Billiards every artist dips his brush in his own soul Pottery An artist paints his own nature in his pictures Pottery art is the only way to run Pottery art is running without leaving home Pottery decorating perfection means pottery Pottery pottery is my first love Pottery keep calm and do pottery Pottery pottery is for the brave one Pottery not just anyone can do pottery Pottery it takes someone strong to do pottery Pottery be you , do pottery Pottery slow down, it's pottery Pottery pottery is artistry Pottery never underestimate pottery Pottery if it's pottery count me in Pottery to escape and sit quietly on the beach , it's paradise Beach i don't fear death i fear not being at the beach Beach beach is my paradise Beach just go to the beach Beach walking on the beach makes you look the best Beach you embrace your solitude on the beach Beach a simple life near a beach that's all i want Beach all i want is the beach Beach summer is for the beach Beach a good vacation is a good beach Beach i like anywhere with a beach Beach a beach and warm weather is all i need Beach summer means beach Beach the beach does not reward those who are too anxious Beach because the earth is two thirds water Beach my dream is to have a house near the beach Beach keep calm it's a beach Beach don't mind me , it's beach Beach slow down , it's a beach Beach i can't get over the loveliness of the beach Beach the sun shines near the beach Beach a vacation from school should not mean hunger for our children Vacation families should do vacation together Vacation i'm a big believer in living life as an extended working vacation Vacation i'm always active even if i'm on vacation Vacation i take my vacation on the combine and tractor Vacation on vacation i totally unplug Vacation i don't really need vacation Vacation i'm always on a vacation Vacation keep calm and be on a vacation Vacation a vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic Vacation i always try to have a vacation Vacation why go on a vacation when work is fun Vacation the best vacation is relaxing on the couch Vacation my vocation is my vacation i love what i do Vacation we need more vacation Vacation vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in Vacation vacation is an ocean Vacation my vacation is my dream Vacation live your vacation to the most Vacation i love vacations Vacation makeup is art ,beauty is spirit Make Up makeup and make up Make Up money can't buy happiness but can buy makeup Make Up you are the highlight to my contour Make Up makeup is my art my face is my canvas Make Up life isn't perfect but your makeup can be Make Up mascara makes everything better Make Up wake up and makeup Make Up beneath my makeup there's the true beauty Make Up you think i'm pretty with no makeup on ? Make Up I LOVE confidence that makeup can give me Make Up there are no ugly women just lazy ones Make Up lipstick is really magical Make Up makeup just embraces my beauty Make Up makeup is about balance Make Up with or without makeup , i'm the same person Make Up it's natural makeup Make Up my life needs editing Video Editor the process of editing is what i enjoy Video Editor i feel like working with the camera Video Editor keep calm and be a video editor Video Editor slow down , i'm a video editor Video Editor yes i am a video editor Video Editor i'm a video editor and i'm proud Video Editor don't blame me blame the editing Video Editor i love editing Video Editor my favorite part of film making is editing Video Editor but first , let me do video editing Video Editor the essence of cinema is video editing Video Editor editing is always about gut Video Editor video editing is artistry Video Editor skill and hard work mean editing Video Editor be careful while editing Video Editor be brave edit it Video Editor movies are the art after editing Video Editor we are the products of editing Video Editor i like editing Video Editor be you , be a video editor Video Editor photography is the story i failed to put into words Photographer when words become unclear i focus with photographs Photographer a camera in my hand is all i need Photographer have a camera have no fear Photographer take a photo, freeze a moment Photographer a picture becomes more real than reality Photographer photography is a way of feeling Photographer we are making photographs to understand what our lives mean to us Photographer you don't take a photograph you ask quietly to borrow it Photographer photography for me is not looking it's feeling Photographer the best thing about a picture is that it never changes Photographer a picture steals a moment of your life Photographer a picture always make a memory memorable Photographer memories fade , pictures don't Photographer keep calm and photograph Photographer essentially what photography is, is life lit up Photographer i don't trust words i trust pictures Photographer nobody will see it if i don't picture it Photographer taking pictures is savoring life Photographer photography is truth Photographer picture it ,and keep a moment Photographer a good photograph is one that communicates a fact Photographer have no fear of perfection , you'll never reach it Graphic Designer digital design is like painting but it never dries Graphic Designer the alternative to a good design is a bad one Graphic Designer creativity is a highfalutin word for the work Graphic Designer creativity is nothin but a mind set free Graphic Designer art is anything you can get away with Graphic Designer you have to get bad in order to get good Graphic Designer graphic design will save the world Graphic Designer creativity is nothing but the way to solve a new problem Graphic Designer make it simple but significant Graphic Designer design can be art Graphic Designer design can be simple that's why it's complicated Graphic Designer simplicity is the ultimate sophistication Graphic Designer whitespace is like air for design to breathe Graphic Designer look at the usual things with unusual eyes Graphic Designer people ignore designs that ignore people Graphic Designer you don't have to be ' a creative ' to be creative Graphic Designer design is thinking made visual Graphic Designer good design is honest Graphic Designer the best way to predict the future is to create it Graphic Designer good design is obvious Graphic Designer artists offer a sactuary of beauty to an ugly world Artist art is the only way to run away Artist everything you can imagine is real Artist i look like art Artist god is the best artist Artist every child is an artist Artist be you, be an artist Artist keep calm and be an artist Artist artists are the best Artist keep calm and be an artist Artist art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth Artist yes i am an 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not easy being a bus driver Bus Driver thanks for keeping me safe Bus Driver thanks for making it easy for me to go to school Bus Driver yes i'm a bus driver Bus Driver so what? I'm a bus driver Bus Driver my appreciation to that loving person , the bus driver Bus Driver be strong be a trashman Trash Man trash for you is a treasure for someone else Trash Man keep it clean , keap it easy for the trashman Trash Man not anyone can be a trash man Trash Man only someone with a strong heart can be a trashman Trash Man yes i am a trash man so what? Trash Man don't mind me i'm trash man Trash Man be nice to the trashman Trash Man be you ,and say i'm a trashman Trash Man everyone is a trashman Trash Man trash is made to be cleaned Trash Man garbage removal is a citizen’s responsibility Trash Man human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage Trash Man keep nature clean Trash Man keep it easy for the trashman Trash Man citizens should be responsibile for clean nature Trash Man our nature doesn't need more trash so stop Trash Man stop , i'm a trash man Trash Man yeah i'm a trash man Trash Man some human beings are also trash Trash Man such a noble job , a trashman Trash Man it takes a good person to be a trashman Trash Man i do talk like a truck driver , because i am one Truck Driver keep calm and be a truck driver Truck Driver it takes patience to be a truck driver Truck Driver be strong be a truck driver Truck Driver go confidently truck driver Truck Driver nobody messes with a truck driver Truck Driver on-road truck drivers are the strongest Truck Driver drive a truck Truck Driver jump into the truck and drive Truck Driver keep calm and drive a truck Truck Driver it'll always be about driving a truck Truck Driver be strong be a truck driver Truck Driver that truck isn't that bad Truck Driver like truck like driver Truck Driver never underestimate the power of a truck driver Truck Driver be you be a truck driver Truck Driver yes i am a truck driver Truck Driver i am a truck driver Truck Driver i am a truck driver and i am proud Truck Driver slow down i'm a truck driver Truck Driver attention ! I'm a truck driver Truck Driver it's harder to read a code than to code it Programmer select * from world where "someone" like %you% Programmer while (!(succeed =try())); Programmer talk is cheap show me the code Programmer give a man a program frustrate him for a day Programmer i'm a good programmer Programmer keep calm and program Programmer truth can only be found in one place: the code Programmer most good programmers do programming Programmer slow down i'm a programmer Programmer always find the error Programmer a programmer always find the error Programmer don't waste time you're programmer Programmer a programmer's life is about 0 and 1 Programmer just program it Programmer life is like prgramming Programmer i love java Programmer c++ is my other world Programmer be you be a programmer Programmer all computers wait at the same speed Developer a good developer looks both ways before crossing a one way street Developer a computer program does what you tell it to do not what you want it to do Developer C is flawed and an enormous success Developer beta is latin for still doesn't work Developer ASCII stupid question gets a stupid ANSI Developer any fool can use a computer . Many do Developer artificial intelligence usually beats natural stupidity Developer hey it compiles ship it Developer god is real unless declared integer Developer first solve the problem , then , write the code Developer experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes Developer computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes Developer computers do not solve problems they execute solutions Developer it works on my machine Developer keyboard not found … press any key to continue Developer always support technology IT Support tech is our future IT Support we have to help developing technology IT Support encourage IT IT Support keep calm and support technology IT Support your small support could accomplish a big dream IT Support be kind help technology IT Support be smart , help technology IT Support reach your hand out for development IT Support to keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it IT Support support the strong , support technology IT Support make technology greater IT Support encouraging IT is what the future is all about IT Support be there for tech IT Support support IT IT Support slow down , help tech first IT Support to aid life support IT IT Support it's all about IT support IT Support always give , give until it hurts IT Support what's life without my coffee Coffee coffee is my bff Coffee slow down and let me enjoy my coffee, life is short enjoy your coffee Coffee coffee solves everything Coffee life begins after a coffee Coffee i followed my heart and it led me to coffee Coffee coffee. art. sleep. repeat. Coffee i don't drink coffee to wake up . I wake up to drink coffee Coffee take a little coffee break Coffee i'm not a coffee addict just a little OVER attached to it Coffee be strong , i whisper to coffee Coffee get up . GET COFFEE. Be happy Coffee ok . BUT FIRST COFFEE Coffee drink some coffee , put on some gangsta rap and handle it Coffee the finest steel has to go through the hottest fire Metal worker there are two things extremely hard : steel and a diamond Metal worker men are like steel Metal worker metal workers are like steel they lose their temper they lose their value Metal worker persistence is the definition of a metal worker Metal worker carbon is to steel Metal worker i like metal workers Metal worker metal workers are the best Metal worker keep calm and be a metal worker Metal worker slow down , i'm a metal worker Metal worker a dog teaches a boy fidelity Dogs a dog is the only thing that loves you more than he loves himself Dogs dogs are not our whole life , but they make our life whole Dogs every dog has his day unless he loses his tail Dogs dogs are wise Dogs dog's love is unconditional Dogs dogs knows how to do and not to tell Dogs why does watching a dog be a dog fill us with happiness ? Dogs dogs are lovable Dogs dogs just do what feels right Dogs dogs never bite me. Just humans Dogs if you don't take care of your customer your competitor will Salesman either you run the day or the day runs you Salesman make a customer not a sale Salesman a goal is a dream with a deadline Salesman your attitude not your aptitude will determine your altitude Salesman yes i am a salesman Salesman keep calm and be a salesman Salesman motivaton is what gets you started Salesman habit is what keeps you going Salesman begin always expecting good things to happen Salesman life is better with cats Cats today i meowed at my cat and she meowed back Cats cats leave paw prints on your heart Cats time spent with cats is never wasted Cats meow is like aloha Cats you’ll always be lucky if you know how to be friends with a cat Cats be calm and raise a cat Cats cats are cute Cats i love cats Cats no one is dearer than my cat Cats cats love you more than you do Cats cats are love Cats slow down , let my cat pass first Cats cats are one of a kind Cats there is no substitute for hard work Call Center success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal Call Center stop doing dumb things to customers Call Center good employee, happy customer Call Center satisfaction is a rating, loyalty is a brand Call Center only a life lived in the service of others is worth living Call Center always give people more than what they expect to get Call Center one call , great service Call Center keep calm , i'm working at a call center Call Center a reader lives a thousands lives Reading we read to know we're not alone Reading never trust a person with no book in hand Reading classic: a book which people praise but ignore Reading books are uniquely portable magic Reading keep calm and read Reading it was always about reading Reading slow down i'm reading Reading reading is to the mind what exercice is to the body Reading write something worth reading Reading you learn more about life when you read Reading reading is a conversation Reading all books talk Reading sleep first plan later Sleep tired minds don't think well SLEEP Sleep every closed eye is not sleeping Sleep sleeping is like meditation Sleep i make it a rule to never to smoke while i'm sleeping Sleep sleep is all about recovering Sleep keep calm and sleep Sleep sleep is love sleep is life Sleep just sleep Sleep when i'm bored , i eat , i'm always bored Eating nothing is better than eating Eating food is for eating Eating just eat Eating no matter how much calories it countains i'll eat it Eating good food is to be enjoyed Eating nothing is more better than food Eating food to me is my love Eating my first love was food Eating food is an experience Eating i like food Eating i like eating Eating don't mind me it's food Eating i believe in stopping work and eating Eating ice cream is the perfect buffer Eating i believe in eating what i like Eating my mind is with the gym my heart is with eating Eating i don't stop eating when i'm full Eating the meal isn't over when i'm full Eating keep calm and eat Eating it'll always be about eating Eating eat don't forget it Eating eating is my hobby Eating don't stop just eat Eating eating is another way of making love Eating if stop cookin i'll die Chef whatever you cook , cook with determination Chef not just anyone can be a chef Chef cooking is done with passion Chef i always have the fantasy of being a chef Chef i like kitchen life Chef keep calm , i'm a chef Chef you're a chef then you're cool Chef you'll have to have emotions to cook Chef cooking is not difficult Chef everyone has taste Chef there's no great chef without a good team Chef chef means a good cook Chef a chef is an artist Chef you can a call me a chef Chef a chef is a mixture between artistry and craft Chef being a chef is too much hard work Chef be strong be a chef Chef kitchen is art Chef not just anyone can have access to my kitchen Chef i'm the chef and you know it Chef a chef is a good cook Chef cook good be a chef Chef keep calm i'm a chef Chef it's always about cooking Chef i'm a chef Chef cook great then you're a chef Chef the darker the storm the brighter the rainbow Rainbow try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud Rainbow to enjoy the rainbow first enjoy the rain Rainbow count your rainbows not your thunderstorms Rainbow the soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears Rainbow look up maybe there is a rainbow waiting for you Rainbow when it rains look for the rainbow when it's dark look for the stars Rainbow keep calm and make your rainbow Rainbow rainbows are life Rainbow be beautiful be a rainbow Rainbow it's always about rainbows Rainbow after every rain there's a rainbow Rainbow get out of your rainbow colors and be happy today Rainbow fill your day with rainbow colors Rainbow make your day colorful like a rainbow Rainbow it's a rainbow be happy Rainbow at the end of the rainbow ELVES are waiting for your wish Rainbow awesome car sales Car Salesman stop selling cars start helping Car Salesman sales are contigent upon the attitude of the salesman Car Salesman you're gonna be your best salesman Car Salesman i'm a car salesman Car Salesman keep calm and be a car salesman Car Salesman slow down i'm a car salesman Car Salesman i can't sell a car i don't believe in Car Salesman times change , winning is for car salesmen Car Salesman i think i 'm a natural born car salesman Car Salesman i was born to do it , to be a car salesman Car Salesman i knew i'd become a car salesman Car Salesman live the dream be a car salesman Car Salesman be a hustler be a car salesman Car Salesman you won't be happy unless you're a salesman Car Salesman slow down it's my job , a CAR SALESMAN Car Salesman wanna be rich , be a car salesman Car Salesman yes i am the car salesman you need Car Salesman i was a car salesman , if you can believe it Car Salesman it's tough to be a salesman Car Salesman welding is a mystery to me Welder the welder way means rolling up your sleeves and getting it done Welder you are a welder , if you have sunburn in the winter Welder you may fool men , but you'll never fool the metal Welder we need more welders than philosophers Welder life is made of ever so many partings welded together Welder fine , but study welding just in case Welder i don't know about you , but i know about welding Welder just go on and weld it together Welder it's all about welding Welder keep calm and be a welder Welder slow down , i'm a welder Welder the one that can fix it , a welder Welder if a welder can't fix it , it's a serious problem Welder half of my heart is on an oil rig Oil Field Worker you live your life in weeks , i live mine in hitches Oil Field Worker keeping calm but being an oil field worker Oil Field Worker it can't be easy if it's with oil Oil Field Worker sweet as sugar, hard as ice that's the lady in the oil field worker’s life Oil Field Worker pump it til it squirts Oil Field Worker real men smell like diesel Oil Field Worker keep calm and love an oil field man Oil Field Worker strong , proud , faithful , that's an oil field worker Oil Field Worker it doesn't get easier we just get stronger in oil field life Oil Field Worker be strong be an oil field worker Oil Field Worker you're strong then you're an oil field worker Oil Field Worker i never thought i'd be an oil field worker Oil Field Worker if it's an oil field count me in Oil Field Worker it's better in an oil field Oil Field Worker The oil field is my life: i chose it Oil Field Worker better be a miner Miner you'd rather own gold , never own a miner Miner art is a kind of mining Miner mining is the art of exploiting mineral deposits at a profit Miner be cool be a miner Miner mining is a way of life Miner it was always about miners Miner be rich be a miner Miner mining is an art Miner keep calm , and be a miner Miner i don't mind being a miner Miner stop , let me do mining Miner an unprofitable mine is fit only for the sepulcher Miner well … we're MINING Miner It's a mining job Miner go away ,i'm mining Miner be strong , and mine Miner yes … i'm a MINER Miner bitcoin is here to stay Cryptocurrency bitcoin is evil Cryptocurrency bitcoin is a very exciting development Cryptocurrency economic freedom for all Cryptocurrency cryptocurrency is the future Cryptocurrency it's all about cryptocurrency Cryptocurrency keep calm it's cryptocurrency Cryptocurrency cryptocurrency is typically bypassed not penetrated Cryptocurrency bitcoin seems to be a very promising idea Cryptocurrency we don't really know how this coin is created Cryptocurrency slow down it's cryptocurrency Cryptocurrency you can't have a functional money without a basic transparency Cryptocurrency so my view is quite clear , i believe in cryptocurrencies Cryptocurrency virtual currencies may hold long term promise Cryptocurrency it's money 2.0, a huge huge huge deal Cryptocurrency cryptocurrency had generated number theory Cryptocurrency bitcoin is real Cryptocurrency i'll cash bitcoin out . And feed homeless people Cryptocurrency not afraid of heights afraid of widths Cryptocurrency blockchain is the tech Cryptocurrency hustle beats talent when talent doesn't hustle Hustler not all hustle is loud Hustler sometime hustle is just you Hustler every moment of my life is game time Hustler you can't win big if you play small Hustler be a hustler Hustler want a win? Be a hustler Hustler no hustle no gain Hustler it's not a sacrifice if you enjoy the hustle Hustler it's not a choice if you're not obsessed with it Hustler hustler ; success is quick Hustler success never comes to those who won't go Hustler go to the limit of the game Hustler be you . Be a HUSTLER Hustler you want to succeed , be a hustler Hustler embrace your hustle embrace the struggle Hustler be a hustler , chase the dream Hustler good things happens to those who hustle Hustler my entire life can be summed up in two words: i hustled Hustler the dream is free . The hustle is sold separately Hustler you must either modify your dreams or magnify your skills Hustler invest in your dreams . Grind now . Shine later Hustler contrary to popular opinion the hustle is not a dance step Hustler i'm living everyday like a hustle Hustler a teacher who takes a hand opens a mind Day Care Teacher a teacher who takes a hand touches a heart Day Care Teacher a teacher nourishes the soul of a child for a lifetime Day Care Teacher dear teacher thanks for making us what are we today Day Care Teacher happy teacher's day Day Care Teacher a good teacher can inspire hope Day Care Teacher a teacher ignites the imagination Day Care Teacher a good teacher is everything a parent can never be Day Care Teacher history is the only true teacher Day Care Teacher a teacher affects eternity Day Care Teacher it is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy Day Care Teacher it’s never too late to be a teacher Day Care Teacher being a teacher is hard Day Care Teacher keep calm and teach Day Care Teacher teacher you are the reason i excel in what i do Day Care Teacher i wouldn't be who i am today if it weren't for my teacher Day Care Teacher those who teach should be honored Day Care Teacher you're a teacher , then you're awesome Day Care Teacher be strong be a professor Professor not just anyone can become a professor Professor you're a professor , you're wise Professor professor is another name for wise and strong Professor how noble to be a professor Professor good professors give inspiration Professor dear professor , i love you Professor you're the one who drove me to success professor Professor be smart be a professor Professor ordinary students make extraordinary things thanks to professors Professor professor you opened my eyes to reality Professor military veterans protect the freedoms Military Veteran they put their lives on the line , they are military veterans Military Veteran thanks for the sacrifice military veterans Military Veteran our love our gratitude to our veterans Military Veteran be strong , be a military veteran Military Veteran we always owe our military veterans Military Veteran our safety is in our military veterans Military Veteran we hire military veterans because they make great employees Military Veteran to understand team work be a military veteran Military Veteran he's brave then he is a military veteran Military Veteran i have a love , it is my only love: tacos Tacos i love tacos Tacos slow down it's tacos Tacos it's tacos baby Tacos i don't get this physique by not eating tacos Tacos be calm eat tacos Tacos my head says gym but my heart says tacos Tacos yesterday i really wanted to eat tacos , now i'm eating tacos Tacos mexicans are quasi-legal Mexican be humble , be a mexican Mexican it's a big responsibility and a great motivation to be a mexican Mexican when i go running i see mexicans working hard Mexican don't worry , i'm mexican after all Mexican i'm happy, i'm mexican Mexican the power of mexicans is unbelievable Mexican mexicans are everywhere Mexican keep calm , be a mexican Mexican i am mexican Mexican slow down , it's a mexican Mexican be cool be a mexican Mexican mexicans just spread all their seeds Mexican always be proud to be a mexican Mexican america is not a country it‘s an idea America(n) freedom is america America(n) i love america America(n) america is the land of dreams America(n) america is living the dream America(n) america is home for the brave America(n) europe was created by history , america was crreated by philosophy America(n) if it's america then it's good America(n) being american is another name for being free America(n) america was founded by those who believed god was their rock of safety America(n) keep calm it's america America(n) america is about the people who gave freedom to us America(n) america is my home America(n) slow down , it's america here America(n) be free , be american America(n) all great change in america begins at the dinner table America(n) america the land of touching your dreams America(n) america is where anything is possible America(n) america will be always the change America(n) america is another name for opportunity America(n) all in all america is the land of dreams America(n) if you ate today thank a farmer Farmer the history of the land is etched in the faces of farmers Farmer their hands are tied not by ropes but by the greed of land Farmer our deep respect for the land and its farmers Farmer let us not forget that the cultivation of earth is the most important labor Farmer know your food know your farmers Farmer agriculture looks different today Farmer farmers are the real men Farmer we are all farmers tending a little part of the lord's vineyard Farmer keep calm , be a farmer Farmer it is too hard to be a farmer Farmer be strong , be a farmer Farmer the way you support farmers is by buying raw products Farmer i come from generations of farmers Farmer i'm me , i'm a farmer Farmer a cowboy is a way of life Cowboy i fell in love with the cowboy Cowboy i'm always for the indian in the cowboy movie .always Cowboy i'm a cowboy i wear a hat and i ride a horse Cowboy western is all about cowboys Cowboy be humble , be a cowboy Cowboy i think i was probably a cowboy in a past life Cowboy i always wanted to be a cowboy Cowboy cowboys are our saviors Cowboy it is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than the opposite Cowboy i like riding horses Cowboy my dream was to be a cowboy Cowboy sometimes you just gotta ride Cowboy glassblowing is an animal unto itself Glass blower be calm and be a glassblower Glass blower glass stays forever Glass blower i would like to make glass that's timeless Glass blower while in the heat of beginning everything is possible Glass blower Let all you do be done in love Bible I am with you and will watch wherever you go Bible He makes beauty out of ashes Bible Jesus, name above all names Bible With God all things are possible Bible Without change there would be no butterflies Butterflies I am like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch Butterflies Follow the butterflies Butterflies Be the transformation Butterflies A butterfly is proof you can be something beautiful Butterflies Just living the mom life Mom Life doesn't come with a manual, it comes with a mother Mom Home is where your mom is Mom Mother, the person who works for free Mom Moms, like Dads but smarter Mom Dad, my first love, forever hero Dad Who needs a hero when you have a dad Dad Dad life Dad I am not a dad, I am THE dad Dad I am the dad everyone wishes they had Dad If you're sad, add more lipstick Makeup Makeup is an art Makeup Blusher is my best friend Makeup Life is short, buy makeup Makeup Mascara makes everything better Makeup Memories warm you from the inside Memories The best thing about memories is making them Memories Some memories never fade Memories Collect beautiful moments Memories Memories can never be replaced Memories The Internet connects people Internet The internet, brings people together Internet The internet is like a personal guru Internet Interesting, innovative and infinite = internet Internet Addicted to the internet Internet I love you more than wifi wifi wifi is my homeboy wifi Take me home, I need my wifi wifi Wifi is like love, it's in the air wifi It's all good until the wifi's down wifi i rock polka dots polka dots today is polka dot day polka dots polka dot princess polka dots there is never a wrong time for a polka dot polka dots polka dots are the perfect accessory polka dots You can never have too many striped tops stripes Rocking the stripey look stripes Stripes stop sadness stripes Never underestimate the power of stripes stripes I have a love affair, with stripes stripes Oh Fudge fudge Family is like fudge, with nuts fudge I smell fudge fudge Everything is better after fudge fudge Freakin' love fudge fudge Incoming, out clubbing clubbing when the sun goes down, the sound goes up clubbing Eat, sleep, rave, repeat clubbing One night to lose your mind clubbing find me on the dancefloor clubbing If i had a british accent, I'd never shut up british England is where everything stops for tea british Too cool for British rule british Britain, the only place where it never stops raining british Cream teas, rain, fish and chips, more rain = Britain british Work until your bank account looks like a phone number rich and poor The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes rich and poor Money isn't everything but everything needs money rich and poor No man is rich enough to buy his past back rich and poor Some people are so poor all they have is money rich and poor I like to give people a taste of their own medicine revenge Revenge is harsh. I call it returning the favor revenge Keem calm, Karma will finish it revenge The best revenge is to look good and laugh revenge Choose kindness and laugh often laughter Laughter is like going on vacation laughter Hug hard and laugh loud laughter Laugh loud and hard laughter Laughter is cheaper than my prescription laughter I bought a million lottery tickets and won $1 lottery Winning the lottery is my retirement plan lottery Forget the lottery, bet on yourself lottery Work is something I do until I win the lottery lottery I am a hammock and backpack kinda girl backpacking Happiness is backpacking with strangers backpacking Living my life from a backpack backpacking My life fits into a backpack backpacking Backpacking adventure here I come backpacking Infinity and beyond infinity let us dream beyond infinity infinity I love you until infinity finishes infinity You are my infinity infinity Live forever, love for an infinity infinity 50% seahorse, 50% Unicorn = 100% magic seahorse The voice of the sea is a seahorse seahorse Keep calm, love seahorses seahorse Seahorse, the treasure of the sea seahorse Learn to love a seahorse seahorse Never ask a starfish for directions starfish Not all stars belong in the sky starfish Make a wish upon a starfish starfish Keep calm, love starfish starfish Mermaid kisses, starfish wishes starfish I'm Mexican, we don't keep calm mexican I should have been born Mexican mexican Lovin' the Mexican Life mexican Mexico is where good food comes from mexican Even showgirls get sad showgirl This showgirl is married showgirl Supporting all those showgirls showgirl I am a showgirl, get over it showgirl I am a showgirl and I love it showgirl I direct my own movie director Only I know what is going on director Director - Also the boss director We make films for fun director Only the best become film directors director Voice actors matter too voice actor Like my voice? I use it to act voice actor Only voice actors know the pain voice actor Voice acting takes skill voice actor Born to act, forced to be a voice actor voice actor Keep calm and range on park ranger Park rangers, keeping parks safe park ranger Park ranger ranging all day park ranger I love parks and I love to range park ranger The one and only Park Ranger park ranger Code and decode cryptography Cryptograms are my life cryptography Cryptography is my happiness cryptography Take a code and break it cryptography Just here inventing my own code cryptography Keep calm and love macrame macrame Macrame makes me happy macrame Macrame takes no effort macrame I love Macrame but I'm not telling you what it is macrame Macrame has taken over my mind macrame Graffiti is art, art is not a crime graffiti Grafitti makes the world a prettier place graffiti Give graffiti graffiti Graffiti is spreading my name graffiti Be a great graffiti artist graffiti Today is kite flying day kite flying I fly kites kite flying Kids remind you to fly kites kite flying Be a kite and fly with the wind kite flying Killin' my polo skills polo Love to play polo polo What is better than a horse and competition polo Polo is like playing golf, in the middle of an earthquake polo Fossil hunting is hunting for history fossil hunting I hunt fossils, get over it fossil hunting Love fossils fossil hunting Fossils make me feel alive fossil hunting I am a fossil hunter, got it? fossil hunting Intellectuals debate. Idiots argue Debate Debate is about judgement and skill Debate I don't debate with liars Debate And let the debate begin... Debate I am the devil of debate Debate Nobody Move, I've Lost my Marbles marbles Just me playing marbles marbles Who doesn't need a game of marbles marbles Play marbles, it keeps you calm marbles Lost my marbles, playing marbles marbles Breakdancing is about trying to not to break my neck breakdancing Bring back breakdancing breakdancing Breakdancing is my thing breakdancing Best breakdance in town breakdancing Breakdancing fixes the broken breakdancing Stunning spanish lady spanish Stunning spanish man spanish Speak Spanish? Me too! spanish Spanish food, savor it spanish Take me to Spain spanish It was my toddler toddler Have children they said, it will be fun they said... toddler Toddler tornado toddler Chasing toddlers is my cardio toddler Work for the bomb squad, it's easier than parenting a toddler toddler I don't need the internet, my teenager knows it all teenager Teenagers, probably the hardest part of parenting teenager Whatever she said. I HATE YOU. Just my teenager teenager Teenagers suck. teenager Teenagers having tantrums. More normal than you think teenager Only time can heal what reason cannot time Time is precious. Waste it wisely time Time doesn't wait for anyone time Time is now time Time flies but not memories time Let life surprise you surprise I Love surprises, so surprise me surprise Surprise, it's me surprise Surprises are better than promises surprise I like surprises surprise If you don't do politics, it will do you politics I speak politics politics Come join my political party politics Help make the country great again politics Politics? Nah, give me food instead politics Find the river, find the way home river Flow like a great river river Take time to listen to the river river Love without trust is like a river without water river Row, Row, down the river today river I love reality shows reality shows This is my audition shirt reality shows Give me pizza and a reality show reality shows Reality shows, not real at all reality shows I am the star of my own reality show reality shows Dream higher than the sky, deeper than the ocean ocean The ocean calms my restless soul ocean Let the ocean guide your heart ocean The ocean is my home ocean Be a swan admist the geese swan Once a duckling, now a swan swan Swans make me happy, you not so much swan Keep calm and love swans swan Swim with the swans swan It's a great day to be a pirate pirates Drink up my hearties, yo ho pirates Work like a captain, play like a pirate pirates Be a glorious thing. A Pirate King pirates No! one word Yes! one word Hapiness one word Kindess one word Peace one word Need to skip Mondays Monday This is my Monday shirt Monday Mondays make me sad Monday Mondays, who invented them? Monday Can we switch Monday for Saturday? Monday Today is Tuesday Tuesday This is my Tuesday shirt Tuesday Can we make Tuesday a weekend day? Tuesday What happens on Tuesdays, stays on Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday - who thought of that name? Tuesday This is my Wednesday shirt Wednesday Wednesday should be a Friday Wednesday Wicked Wednesday Day Wednesday Someone needs to take Wednesdays out of the calender Wednesday What? It's WEDNESDAY! Wednesday Thank god for Thursdays Thursday Take out Friday and make it Thursday Thursday This is my Thursday shirt Thursday Yes! Tomorrow it's Friday! Thursday Who came up with Thursdays? Thursday This is my Friday shirt Friday Thank God for Friday Friday Friday day, weekend is here Friday We need more Fridays Friday Funky Friday, get your party on Friday Hello January January January is about new beginnings January January gives me hope January Only the best were born in January January January is where it all began January Febuary is for romance Febuary Febuary is where winter ends and spring starts Febuary Hello Febuary Febuary Febuary makes me feel fabulous Febuary Only the best were born in Febuary Febuary March is where Spring starts March Hello March March Only the best were born in March March Make March beautiful March March, my favorite month of the year March Appreciate April, spring is here April April is the month of blossom April Hello April April Only the best were born in April April April is an amazing month April May is where spring ends and summer starts May Maybe in May May Only the best were born in May May May is my month May This is my May shirt May June, summer is here June Hello June June Only the best were born in June June This is my June shirt June How about Christmas in June? June Hello July July This is my July shirt July July is summer and vacation July Sun, summer and July July Bring on July July Hello August August This is my August Shirt August Only the best were born in August August Aim to be big in August August August is where Autumn starts August September is where summer ends September Summer fun ends here September Hello September September Only the best were born in September September This is my September shirt September Hello October October This is my october shirt October Only the best were born in October October October is where winter starts October October is here, end of year is near October Hello November November This is my November shirt November Christmas is nearly here! November November fun starts here November Only the best were born in November November December is for dares December Winter is here, it's December December Hello December December This is my december shirt December Only the best were born in December December Get wet in the waves waves Caught up in the waves waves Ride the waves waves Wicked waves waves I ride waves, got it? waves You are my soulmate soulmate My soulmate loves me soulmate Still looking for my soulmate soulmate My soulmate is my mate and my soul soulmate I am someone's soulmate soulmate Who named the octopus? Octopus How many legs does an octopus have? Octopus Octopus drummer Octopus In my past life I was an octopus Octopus Oops, I ate an octopus Octopus Christmas calories don't count xmas foods Candy canes and candy corn xmas foods Hot chocolate and marshmallows is Christmas for me xmas foods Eat food. Remember December xmas foods Christmas is about the food xmas foods Drink H2O water Water, the trending drink water Take a drink of water water Refresh with chilled water water Sparkling or still? I am both water Energy drinks, can't sleep with them, can't live without them energy drink Energy drinks give me energy energy drink Energy drinks, better than caffeine energy drink Energy drinks spreading energy energy drink Energy drinks bring people together energy drink Make me a smoothie smoothie Fruit smoothie anyone? smoothie Vegetable smoothie anyone? smoothie Smoothies aren't smooth so why the name? smoothie Strawberry smoothie is the best smoothie I only drink 100% natural juice Juice is better with the bits juice Juice goes with everything juice Give me fresh juice and strong coffee juice Juicy juice with ice please juice Milk and cookies anyone? milk Milk please milk Only milk, without the coffee milk Adults can drink milk too milk Hot milk is pure pleasure milk Smile while you still have teeth smile Smiles are always in fashion smile Smile, it's free! smile Smile, you're designed to! smile Smiles look good on you smile Old ways doesn't make new things philosophy Whenever life plants you, bloom with grace philosophy Aspire to inspire before we expire philosophy Broken crayons still color philosophy Life is too short to remove USB safely philosophy You're not ugly, you're not your type beauty Confidence is gorgeous beauty Beyou(tiful) beauty Beauty is subjective beauty Grit and grace beauty On a bad day, there is always lipstick lipstick I run on coffee, sarcasm and lipsitck lipstick But first, lipstick lipstick Lips with lipstick are like cake without frosting lipstick Lipstick is my warpaint lipstick Painting is my way of surviving paint Paint is only wasted when it stays in the tube paint Paint the way a pig eats paint Don't paint me black when I was gold paint I was created to create art A work of art is a scream for freedom art Art helps prevent truth decay art Like God, we are all artists art Make life your best art piece art Cows are a girl's best friend cows I'm not in the mooo-d! cows Home is where the cows are cows Free cows is a free world cows Farming is a profession of hope farming Life is better on the farm farming If you ate today, thank a farmer farming Faith, Family, Farm farming The best memories are made on the farm farming My intentions are golden gold Nothing gold stays for long gold Family values are worth more than gold gold Some people are gold, some are gold plated gold Be bold, stay gold gold Bake the world a better place baking Where there is a whisk, there is a way baking Nothing says home like the smell of baking baking The secret ingredient is always love baking Bake it off baking Time spent with children is never wasted children Children see magic because they search for it children My life, my heart, my children children Unconditional love is having children children A goal without a plan is just a wish goals It's going to be hard, but not impossible goals Stay positive, work hard and it will happen goals Dreams don't come true, goals do goals Remember why you started goals To travel is to live travel Work, save, travel, repeat travel Travel so far that you meet yourself travel Let's travel to where there is no Wi-Fi travel Just go and travel travel Home is where your story begins home Fill a house with love and it becomes a home home Sorry about the mess but we live here home Home isn't a place, but a feeling home The best journey takes you home home Planting a garden means to have faith in tomorrow garden Gardeners know all the dirt garden No drama, only gardening garden You can bury troubles while digging in the dirt garden My garden is my masterpiece garden Where flowers bloom, so does hope flowers Be a flower, not a weed flowers Smell the flowers flowers Every flower must grow through dirt flowers Little girls are heaven's flowers flowers There is no news in newspapers newspaper Newspapers are like the nation's schzophrenia newspaper A content news editor is a bad newspaper newspaper Read the newspaper and stay mis-informed newspaper I would rather workout than read a newspaper newspaper Always seek more knowledge knowledge Knowledge has a beginning but no end knowledge Implementing knowledge is the real power knowledge Information is not knowledge knowledge Knowledge is the true currency knowledge Money often costs money I hate math, but I love counting money money Money is the motivation money My wallet is like an onion, I cry everytime I open it money Price does not define value money Eat vegetables, don't become one vegetable Eat your vegetables! vegetable Eat good, feel good vegetable Give peas a chance vegetable Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios fruit We make a great pear fruit Show me the fruit! fruit Warning, too much fruit causes good health fruit All good things are green and in a pot plants Stop watering dead plants plants Faith plants the seed, love makes it grow plants Trespassers will be composed plants Go hug a cactus plants Peace is a piece of cake peace Be in peace, not pieces peace Peace in unity and harmony peace Try peace for a change peace Brunettes do it better brunettes Brunettes, because somebody has to be smart brunettes Brunettes make better psychos brunettes Brunettes have more fun brunettes Every brunette needs a blonde brunettes Life is better blonde blondes Gentlemen prefer blondes blondes Going, going, blonde blondes I'm blonde, what's your excuse? blondes Being this blonde is a challenge blondes Keep pale and freckle on ginger All things nice and gingerful ginger It's a ginger thing ginger Gingers are for life, not just Christmas ginger I don't tan, I burn ginger Being a red head is having a permanent crown red head Blondes are noticed, redheads are remembered red head Redheads are human unicorns red head Don't forget to stop and smell the roses roses Give me rose and roses roses A single rose can be a garden roses Sometimes you're a rose, sometimes it’s thorns roses You're worth as much as a tulip tulips Tulips are as colorful as a baby's laughter tulips Life isn't always Van Gogh and tulips tulips If you need me, I'll be with the tulips tulips Be like a tulip, beauty in simplicity tulips Find me under the palm trees palm trees Palm tree life is the life for me palm trees Sunsets and palm trees palm trees Living in the shade of palm trees palm trees Palm trees and ocean breeze palm trees Life isn't perfect but your hair can be hair style Good hair doesn't stay home on a Friday night hair style Life is too short to have boring hair hair style The shorter the hair, the harder they stare hair style My hairstyle is called "I'm tired' hair style Because I'm the bride, that's why! bride A bride takes everything in stride bride Today a bride, tomorrow a wife bride I'm the bride, obey me bride Soon to be Mrs. bride The groom is under new management groom Groom: Game over! groom Most handsome groom groom A groom so rare with a bride so fair groom The true beauty is in the eyes eyes Real eyes realize real lies eyes Eyes can speak more than a mouth eyes Eyes are never quiet eyes I wish my eyes could take pictures eyes Be like the snow, cold but beautiful snow Snowflakes are like kisses from heaven snow Hello snow snow No regrets, just lessons learned lessons The best lessons are experienced, not taught lessons Your best teacher is your last mistake lessons Life doesn't stop teaching, so don't stop learning lessons You repeat what you don't learn lessons I'm nicer when I like my outfit fashion Fashion is reflection of who you are fashion Friday is my favorite F word after fashion fashion Class is always fashionable fashion Fashion says me too, style says only me fashion Don't cry, buy a bag and get over it bags Every girl deserves a designer bag bags Life is short, buy the bag bags The only bs I need is bags and shoes bags Good shoes take you to good places shoes I make shoe contact before eye contact shoes So many shoes and only two feet shoes Shoes speak louder than words shoes If the shoes fit, buy them shoes I only wear jewelry on days ending in Y jewelry I'm sorry, I was thinking about jewelry again jewelry It's okay to be a little obsessed with jewelry jewelry Exercise? I thought you said accessorize jewelry Chocolate is good, but jewelry is carb-free jewelry I actually think better in high heels high heels Chase your dreams, but in high heels, of course high heels Keep your heels, head and standards high high heels I was born in high heels high heels Life is like high heels: no pain, no gain high heels I have a deep, deep love for sneakers sneakers Sneakers before stilettos sneakers Dream chasers wear sneakers sneakers Rise, run, rest, repeat sneakers This princess wears sneakers sneakers Cake is the answer, no matter the question cake Sometimes you just need cake cake Got cake? cake I like my eggs in a cake cake There's nothing a lot of cake won’t fix cake Nothing is better than a book and the sofa sofa All I need is a comfy sofa sofa Life isn't right without a good sofa sofa My favorite place is on the sofa sofa Sofa sweet sofa sofa Food is my bestfriend food Good food, good mood food I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it food I'm not mean, just hungry food In a relationship with junk food food Chocolate is cheaper than therapy chocolate Give me chocolate and leave me alone chocolate I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter chocolate Chocolate is a delicious cure for a bad day chocolate Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate chocolate I'm allergic to math math Life is like math, if it's easy, something is wrong math Math is mental abuse to humans math I'm not a math person math Math is the only subject that counts math We are not defining history, history defines us history Without history there is no future history History is a lesson for the ages history Youth is not for the young history Learn from your history, be smarter tomorrow history Dogs are my favorite beings dogs When I needed a hand, I found a paw dogs If only people had the hearts of dogs dogs A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart dogs Love is a four-legged word dogs What greater gift than the love of a cat cats If cats could speak, they wouldn't cats If you don't like cats, you don't like me cats No home is complete without a cat cats Take cats as an example for life philosophy cats I'm like a hamster, cute but really evil hamsters I have the eating habit of a hamster: stuffing my face hamsters Nobody wants to kiss a hamster hamsters Life is like a hamster on a wheel, really tired. hamsters I love my hamster hamsters Music is a religion music Music says more about a person than words music Music is my escape music I can't go a day without music music Music is the voice of the soul music Some feel the rain, some get wet rain Find peace in the rain rain First love is like fresh rain rain Nostalgia may be a side effect of rain rain Girls just wanna have sun sun Here comes the fun sun Sunkissed skin and salty hair sun Sunshine on my mind sun Water is life, don't waste it water Every drop in the ocean counts water You can live without love, but not water water Oil is not water water No water means no me or you water I need a phone with 500% battery phone Surround yourself with people, not phones phone Don't touch my phone phone My phone is my life phone Put that phone down phone I don't make excuses, I make results sport You are your only limit sport Yesterday you said tomorrow sport I can and I will. Watch me. sport I run like a girl. Try to keep up. sport Worry less, run more running I know every mile will be worth it running I run because I really like food running I run because punching people is frowned upon running Run at your own pace in your own race running Whatever you do, don't give up tennis When life gets complicated, play tennis tennis Play like a champion, practice like you want to be one tennis Sleep, eat, play tennis tennis I'd hit that tennis Make your vision so clear, fears become irrelevant vision Where focus goes, energy flows vision Hold no fear in pursuit of what you love vision Sight without a vision is pointless vision Build slowly if you want it right building Build people up, instead of tearing them down building Build, don't waste time talking building You can't build a home in a day building Hands to build a house, a heart to build a home building Let's root for each other and watch ourselves grow team TEAM - Together everyone achieves more team We can all work, but together we win team Tough times don't last, tough teams do team Champions train, losers complain football Nobody has ever drowned in sweat football Some wish for it, we work for it football Ball is life, my life is ball football If you believe it, you can do it football Basketball isn't just a sport, it's a lifestyle basketball If you're sore, that's a sign you need to do more basketball You play the way you practice basketball Good things happen to those who earn it basketball It's not how good you are, it's how good you want to be basketball Work hard, ball hard volleyball Winners never quit and quitters never win volleyball If nobody offers their help, do it alone volleyball Earned not given volleyball All's fair in love and volleyball volleyball Nothing improves your mood like a manicure nails Mani(cure) nails My nails are the only thing in shape nails I don't do drama, I do nails nails Nice nails aren't cheap and cheap nails aren't nice nails Wander often, wonder always wanderlust No reason to stay is a good reason to go wanderlust Work hard, travel harder wanderlust Always take the scenic route wanderlust Fun socks make happy feet socks Hot cocoa and fuzzy socks socks One can never have enough socks socks Never run in the rain if you have socks on socks Odd socks is a normality socks Note to self: tea helps tea A cup of tea solves even the biggest problems tea Stop! It's tea o'clock tea It'll get better, I'll make tea tea Where there's tea, there's hope tea Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers facts Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour facts If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib facts A shrimp's heart is in it's head. facts Hot water is heavier than cold facts Sloths take two weeks to digest their food facts Bridesmaid of the year bridesmaid I am the Bridesmaid bridesmaid Bridesmaid Squad bridesmaid Bridemaids Rock bridesmaid Best Bridesmaid bridesmaid I am THE Best Man best man Best Man of The Year best man Best Man Team best man Best Man (I Got the expensive rings) best man Only the best man knows what happened at the bachelor party best man I find happiness where the sun shines sun Here comes the sun sun The sun is alone but it still shines sun Be someones sunshine today sun Shine like the sun sun The moon is my companion moon Just like the moon, I have my phases moon The sun sees your body, the moon sees your soul moon Stay wild moon child moon Shoot for the moon moon Born and made in Russia russia Only real russians can handle Vodka russia Be friends with a Russian russia Only real men are from Russia russia Born and made in China china From China, with love china Discover China china Going on a Chinese vacation china Explore China china Explore India india Born and Made in India india From India, with love india Indian Pride india Let's go to India india African Pride africa Born and bred in Africa africa From Africa, with life africa Discover Africa africa African vacation, here we come africa Born and made in Europe europe European Pride europe Explore Europe europe Love Europe europe Be European europe Be Australian australia Australian Pride australia Born and made in Australia australia From Australia, with love australia Explore Australia australia Explore Canada canada Be Canadian canada Love Canada canada Canadian Pride canada Made in Canada canada Rock and roll rock Love rock and roll rock Bring me rock and roll rock First class fan of rock and roll rock Only rockers can rock rock Rockin' rock and roll rock Jump on the jazz train jazz Dance with me jazz Bring me Jazz jazz Bring back Jazz jazz I don't make typos, I make new words random I'm great in bed, I sleep deeply random Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk random Let's be random together random Don't let idiots ruin your day random I was sad, until i went shopping random Allergic to mornings random Congratulations, I don't like you random Stay classy and sassy random Hot shower - a regular shower with me in it random You will find me at the end of the rainbow rainbow Keep looking up, you might see a rainbow rainbow Count rainbows, not thunderstorms rainbow The bigger the storm the brighter the rainbow rainbow Be a rainbow in someone's cloud rainbow Change the world with technology technologoy Technology addict technologoy Be a tech nerd technologoy Technology is a magical tool technologoy Be a tech geek technologoy It's not a hangover, it's called wine flu hangover A hangover is your body reminding you are an idiot hangover I'm never drinking again. Ever. hangover Cabbage juice cures a hangover hangover I drank so much vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent hangover Hate cabbage cabbage Why does cabbage reek? cabbage Yum cabbage, said no one ever cabbage I look like a cabbage cabbage I am cute, like cabbage cabbage Pumpkin spice, everything nice pumpkin I love you more than pumpkin spice pumpkin I am the cutest pumpkin in the patch pumpkin Give me pumpkin pie pumpkin Sending pumpkin kisses pumpkin You are the apple of my pie pie Pie makes everyone happy pie Get your pie on pie I don't enjoy eating humble pie pie Gather together, eat pie pie Life is short, smile while you still have teeth dentures Just a Grandma rocking dentures dentures Lost my dentures... dentures Caution, my dentures may fall out at any moment dentures Only people with dentures know the pain dentures Best cousin ever cousin Love my cousin, hate my cousin cousin Call my cousin cousin Happiness is having crazy cousins cousin A cousin is a friend for life cousin Just walking round with an umbrella waiting for it to rain umbrella Love me. Love my umbrella unbrella I have this addiction to umbrellas umbrella The mind is like an umbrella, functions best when open umbrella Going uptown with my umbrella umbrella Prom? prom This is my prom shirt prom When in doubt, overdress prom Keep calm, prom is nearly here prom Prom night is about the dress prom London is always a good idea london London is calling, gotta go london Live, Love, London london Never get bored of London london Living life in London london Washington is always a good ideas washington Washington is calling, gotta go washington Live, Love, Washington washington Never get bored of Washinton washington Living life in washington washington New York is always a good idea new york New York is calling new york Live Love New York new york Never get bored in New York new york Prague is calling prague Prague is always a good idea prague Never get bored in Prague prague Popping over to Prague prague Live, Love , Prague prague Berlin is always a good idea berlin Berlin is calling berlin Live, Love, Berlin berlin Never get bored of Berlin berlin Living it up in Berlin berlin Chicago is always a good idea chicago Chicago is calling chicago Live,Love, Chicago chicago Being chic in Chicago chicago Never get bored in Chicago chicago Waffles and ice cream waffles Bring me waffles waffles Happiness is waffles and cream waffles I am like waffles, sweet and soft waffles This guy/gal loves waffles waffles Buy me ice cream, I will be your friend ice cream Happiness is ice cream ice cream Keep calm and eat ice cream ice cream It shouldn't be called ice cream but cold cream ice cream Can't get enough ice cream ice cream American or English pancakes? pancakes Pancakes are best with bacon pancakes Pancakes anyone? pancakes Happiness is pancakes for breakfast pancakes Keep calm and eat pancakes pancakes I am your knight on a white horse knight Kneel for your knight knight I am a hero, I am a knight knight I am not a knight. I wrapped myself in tin foil knight Don't trust everything you see, even salt looks like sugar life quotes Difficult roads lead to beautiful destinations life quotes Take the moment and make it perfect life quotes Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn life quotes It started with hello life quotes Make a meaningful life life quotes Keep calm and love life life quotes Create life. Be life. life quotes Life is short. Spend more money life quotes Keep calm and love seagulls seagull Who named them seagulls? seagull The seagulls fly the highest seagull Just me, watching seagulls seagull Happier than a seagull with a french fry seagull Be colorful like a parrot parrot Keep calm and love parrots parrot I'm going back to my parrot friends parrot Happiness is a parrot parrot Stand back, my parrot will attack parrot Happiness is a pigeon piegon Feed the pigeons piegon Who said pigeons aren't cute? piegon A pigeon is a dove with a different color piegon Keep calm and love pigeons piegon You can't build a chimney from the top chimney Smoking hot, like a chimney chimney I wait all year just so I can light the chimney chimney Keep calm and sweep chimneys chimney Santa got stuck in my chimney chimney A house with no fireplace is a house without heart fireplace Keep calm and gather round the fireplace fireplace Wine, fireplace and a good movie fireplace Happiness is my fireplace fireplace Take a nap in a fireplace and sleep like a log fireplace Sometimes i get road rage from standing in lines road rage Can't control my road rage road rage Who let idiots drive cars? road rage You have a turn signal, can't you see? road rage I get road rage walking behind people road rage Stand tall, like a giraffe giraffe Happiness is giraffes giraffe Keep calm and love giraffes giraffe I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat giraffe Keep calm and hug a giraffe giraffe Take me to a secret island island Escape to an island and find happiness island Keep calm and visit a tropical island island I grew up on a tiny little island island I need a deserted island island Stop wearing fur faux fur Faux fur is better than real fur faux fur Stop killing animals for fur faux fur Love animals , wear faux fur faux fur Faux fur makes you glamorous faux fur Face the sun, leave the shadow behind you shadow Scared of my own shadow shadow Light and shadow never stand still shadow Light a candle, cast a shadow shadow Where there is light there is shadow shadow I am famous, want my autograph? famous Famous in my little town famous Famous but only on social media famous Fabulous and famous famous I am the future famous famous Happy anniversary anniversary This is my anniversary shirt anniversary We survived another year anniversary She made me wear this shirt for our anniversary anniversary He made me wear this shirt for our anniversary anniversary Tried to do something special for our anniversay, this is all i got anniversary Happy Birthday Sucker! birthday Just another year older, a little bit wiser birthday Guess my age? It's my birthday! birthday This is my birthday shirt birthday When you get to 50 start counting backwards birthday Not single. Not taken. Not bothered relationship Just waiting for my soulmate relationship Who needs a relationship anyway? relationship I have a relationship with food relationship They call it a relationship because it will sink like a ship relationship Stop spreading lies fake news Only reporters know the real news fake news It's not news, it's fake fake news Take the fake away from the news fake news Good news, bad news, it's all fake fake news Take time to be a tourist tourist Travel like a tourist tourist Talk like a tourist tourist Keep calm and go touring tourist Abstract - who thought of that? abstract Abstract art is what my toddler does abstract My life is a little abstract abstract My bank account is abstract abstract Happiness is abstract art abstract Have babies they said, it will be fun they said babies Congratulations, forget the sleep, we're going to be parents babies Babies are cute, when they sleep babies I make cute babies babies Yay let's nap, said no baby ever babies