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With all his strength the pilot pulled back on the stick
And the 747 reared back, the runway giving its ass a kick
It just barely got off the ground
And was finally in the air, homeward bound!
A circuit had run into the leaky engine through a faulty wire and switch
Because the pilot had skipped some checks and was a fucking bitch
As he forgot about checking the circuit board
The circuit electricity ran into the fuel tank like a bull goring a matador!
The co-pilot said “Shit, Bill, we gotta get this baby on the ground
Before the plane rips apart and plummets down!”
He radioed the tower about an emergency landing
Just then, the engine on fire stopped fanning!
The pilot said, “I’m gonna ask Trump to go down and fix that baby.”
The cowpilot said, “Why Trump? Why can’t one of us fix the landing gear of Sadie?”
The pilot said “Because Trump trumps everything. See what he can do!”
And the copilot was like, “The only good thing I ever saw him do was poo.”
Trump was eating his bucket of KFC when the pilot came in
And said to him that he would have to go down into the bin
But Trump responded, “I’m too fat to go down there.
Why, my belly is more fat than even a bear.”
With its nose scraping the ground the 747 rolled along
Producing a noise so earsplitting it could have been used in the worst ever song
The pilots tried to steer it towards the Trump Force One Airlines gate
But as they turned they saw they were about to crash into a plane whose departure was late!
The pilots slammed on the rudder and the jet screeched right
Which, as fate would have it, was where Trump was lying like a broken kite
Inside the terminal Trump watched in horror as the jet came towards him
And it started to slow down but then sped up again on a whim!
With a loud BOOM the burning engine ignited the fuel truck
Causing a huge explosion that reduced the area to total muck
The retarded pilot died instantly in the fiery hell
But the co-pilot lasted hardly any longer, only a few tolls of a bell