Scribd Logo
Upload

Welcome to Scribd!

  • White Person Bingo (Brought To You by The Publishers of STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE)

    Uploaded by

    Random House Publishing Group
    4M views1 page
    Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast, from Seattle's Sweaters to Maine's Microbrews If you thought you had white people pegged as Oscar-party-throwing, Prius-driving, Sunday New York Times–reading, self-satisfied latte lovers—you were right. But if you thought diversity was just for other races, then hang on to your eco-friendly tote bags. Veteran white person Christian Lander is back with fascinating new information and advice on dealing with the Caucasian population. Sure, their indie-band T-shirts, trendy politics, vegan diets, and pop-culture references make them all seem the same. But a closer look reveals that from Austin to Australia, from L.A. to the U.K., indigenous white people are as different from one another as 1 percent rBGH-free milk is different from 2 percent. Where do skinny jeans and bulky sweaters rule? Where is down-market beer the nectar of the hip? If you want to know the places cute girls with bangs and cool guys with beards roam and emo musicians and unpaid interns call home, you’d better switch off the Adult Swim reruns, put down that copy of The Onion, pick up this book, and prepare to see the white.

    Original Title

    White Person Bingo (brought to you by the publishers of STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE)

    Copyright

    © © All Rights Reserved

    Available Formats

    PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd

    Did you find this document useful?

    Is this content inappropriate?

    Report this Document
    Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast, from Seattle's Sweaters to Maine's Microbrews If you thought you had white people pegged as Oscar-party-throwing, Prius-driving, Sunday New York Times–reading, self-satisfied latte lovers—you were right. But if you thought diversity was just for other races, then hang on to your eco-friendly tote bags. Veteran white person Christian Lander is back with fascinating new information and advice on dealing with the Caucasian population. Sure, their indie-band T-shirts, trendy politics, vegan diets, and pop-culture references make them all seem the same. But a closer look reveals that from Austin to Australia, from L.A. to the U.K., indigenous white people are as different from one another as 1 percent rBGH-free milk is different from 2 percent. Where do skinny jeans and bulky sweaters rule? Where is down-market beer the nectar of the hip? If you want to know the places cute girls with bangs and cool guys with beards roam and emo musicians and unpaid interns call home, you’d better switch off the Adult Swim reruns, put down that copy of The Onion, pick up this book, and prepare to see the white.

    Copyright:

    © All Rights Reserved
    Download as PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Flag for inappropriate content
    4M views1 page

    White Person Bingo (Brought To You by The Publishers of STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE)

    Uploaded by

    Random House Publishing Group
    Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast, from Seattle's Sweaters to Maine's Microbrews If you thought you had white people pegged as Oscar-party-throwing, Prius-driving, Sunday New York Times–reading, self-satisfied latte lovers—you were right. But if you thought diversity was just for other races, then hang on to your eco-friendly tote bags. Veteran white person Christian Lander is back with fascinating new information and advice on dealing with the Caucasian population. Sure, their indie-band T-shirts, trendy politics, vegan diets, and pop-culture references make them all seem the same. But a closer look reveals that from Austin to Australia, from L.A. to the U.K., indigenous white people are as different from one another as 1 percent rBGH-free milk is different from 2 percent. Where do skinny jeans and bulky sweaters rule? Where is down-market beer the nectar of the hip? If you want to know the places cute girls with bangs and cool guys with beards roam and emo musicians and unpaid interns call home, you’d better switch off the Adult Swim reruns, put down that copy of The Onion, pick up this book, and prepare to see the white.

    Copyright:

    © All Rights Reserved
    Download as PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Flag for inappropriate content
    of 1

    Whether you’re at your local fair trade coffee shop, taking a leisurely spin in the Prius, or waiting in line

    for
    your favorite food truck, what better way to people watch than by playing a round of White Person Bingo?
    Test your observational chops with these icons of the Caucasian persuasion. If playing with friends, the

    w h i t e
    first person to circle ten wins a year’s supply of hummus and fifteen seconds of self-satisfaction.

    overheard
    large water
    pea- conversation
    bottle,
    about
    preferably coat losing
    stickered
    weight
    ironic tattoo

    any
    Malcolm BANGS
    Gladwell
    political T-shirt
    book cuffed jeans

    a copy of
    small- The Onion
    batch
    chunky
    (or other
    soda sweater alternative
    weekly)
    offended expression

    product
    made by mega-
    someone pram
    deep-neck V
    named Tom
    hand sanitizer yoga mat

    keys
    hooked
    to belt
    GREG MORTIMER

    canvas tote loop


    Ray-Bans
    expensive male

    b i n g o
    haircut

    White Person Bingo is brought to you by Random House Trade Paperbacks, publishers of
    the bestselling book Stuff White People Like and its new sequel, Whiter Shades of Pale,
    on sale everywhere November 23rd, 2010.

    stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

    You might also like