Professional Documents
Culture Documents
By
Laura e. Crook
"Unraveled"
TEASER:
GWEN
My birthday’s next week.
LINDA
Is it? I had almost forgotten.
GWEN (CONT’D)
Yeah. I figured. Mom, I was
thinking...
A beat. Gwen gathers her breath.
GWEN (CONT’D)
I want to get my driver’s license.
Linda looks up from her coffee.
LINDA
Oh, Gwennie. I don’t know. When I
was your age--
GWEN
(Muttering)
Dinosaurs still existed?
Linda ignores Gwen.
LINDA
--Teenagers got jobs before they
learned to drive. Driving is a--
GWEN
(Tonelessly)
Privilege, not a right.
LINDA
Precisely. I think it’s high time
you had a little
responsibility. Get a job and then
we’ll talk about your driver’s
license.
GWEN
Mom!
Linda holds up a pen, signaling silence.
LINDA
I need a six letter word for deny.
Gwen sighs and starts to eat her cereal.
GWEN
Refuse.
LINDA
That’s the ticket, Gwennie!
ACT ONE:
VAL
(Acidly)
Well, when you put it like that...
Cody looks up from his sketchbook and blinks slowly. When
Cody speaks, he has a slight stutter.
CODY
I vote for the pretzels, Dorothy.
TODD
It’s Lulu Perez Day!
Todd pauses for effect. Cody tips his chair back too far
and falls to the floor.
VAL
Oh, Lord. That’s today?
TODD
(Sighs)
There have been signs up for a
month, Val.
Val shrugs and returns to her magazine.
TODD (CONT’D)
Fine. She’ll be here at three, so
get cracking.
HANNAH
Having a job isn’t so bad. I’ve
been working for my parents for
years and I’m still alive.
GWEN
Hannah, it’s not the fact that I’m
getting a job, it’s the way she
said it. It was this subtle
threat. "Get a job or kiss your
driver’s license goodbye."
GWEN
I... are you... I’d like to apply
for a job.
The salesgirl leans over and eyes Gwen’s feet carefully.
SALESGIRL
Size nine?
Gwen looks down at her feet.
6.
GWEN
Uh, yeah.
SALESGIRL
Sorry, your feet are too big.
GWEN
Too...
SALESGIRL
Too big. Your feet. They’re too
big, Sasquatch. We only hire size
eight and smaller.
HANNAH
That’s discrimination!
SALESGIRL
No, that’s how we stay in
business. We sell small shoes to
women with small feet. You could
try Sears.
GWEN
Shut up, Hannah.
Gwen and Hannah walk away from the laundromat.
7.
GWEN (CONT’D)
Is your parents’ deli hiring?
HANNAH
Forget it. I don’t think our
friendship could survive working
together.
Gwen steals Hannah’s ice cream cone and munches on it.
GWEN
Well unless you have any bright
ideas, the next stop on my list is
the nursing home on Oak street.
HANNAH
There’s always Fabric Town.
GWEN
No.
Hannah takes her ice cream back.
HANNAH
Why not? Todd told me they’re
looking for a new cashier ever
since Kim Greenwood got
pregnant. Plus it’s next door to
the deli.
GWEN
Uh, the short list? I don’t know
anything about fabric and I’m
pretty sure I’d rather be
surrounded by old people than the
weirdos who work there.
Hannah and Gwen have reached the deli. Hannah pushes Gwen
toward Fabric Town.
HANNAH
Think of it this way: once you get
your license, you can quit.
Gwen rolls her eyes and pushes the door open. A bell
jingles.
8.
GWEN
I... are you hiring?
Todd runs one hand through his hair.
TODD
I don’t know, actually. This is a
weird day; we’ve got a quilting
superstar coming in, with her
entourage, and have you ever been
in the middle of a group of
quilters? They’re locusts, the lot
of them.
Todd puts one hand around Gwen’s shoulders and starts to
guide her toward the door.
TODD
Why don’t you try the shoe store
down the road?
GWEN
(Mumbling)
My feet were too big.
TODD
Come again?
9.
GWEN
(Louder)
My feet. They were too big.
GWEN
No.
TODD
Do you know how to
knit? Purl? Bast a seam?
GWEN
No, nothing.
Todd stares at Gwen for a long moment. Suddenly the
intercom blares into life.
DOROTHY (O.S.)
Give her a chance, Toddy-boy!
Todd grins.
TODD
Want to learn?
Gwen looks around the Notions department, taking in the
haphazardly piled ribbons, boxes of beads and latch-hook
kits. She sighs.
GWEN
Why not?
TODD
Let me give you the tour.
Cody runs up the aisle.
CODY
Slight problem. Um, it seems that
Dorothy got into the special juice
this morning and now she’s dancing
on top of the cutting table.
10.
TODD
Good God. Cody, can you take
Miss...
GWEN
Gwen. Reynolds.
TODD
Yes. Can you take her on a
tour? And I’ll go deal with
Dottie.
CODY
Next to Notions is--
DOROTHY
Yarn is the back-bone of the
crafting world, Gina.
GWEN
Uh, it’s Gwen, actually.
DOROTHY
Oh, I will. I will. When I finish
this row.
Todd nods and leaves. Dorothy takes another sip of
coffee. She finishes her row and calmly starts a new one.
DOROTHY (CONT’D)
What was I talking about?
12.
CUSTOMER
Excuse me, miss?
Lacey looks down at the customer, smiles, and hops off the
table. Behind the customer, Cody and Gwen walk into the
department.
CUSTOMER (CONT’D)
I’m looking for quote stickers.
GWEN
Why does she have a job in retail
if she can’t talk to people?
CODY
She’s Todd’s niece. Never
underestimate the power of
nepotism, huh?
Cody and Gwen walk down the aisle and enter--
GWEN
Oof. Who’s Lulu?
CODY
She’s... quilting royalty.
GWEN
Quilters have books? Bestselling
books?
VAL
Well they don’t make it into the
New York Times, but they do pretty
well.
Gwen and Cody stock books onto an empty shelf. Todd runs
into the department. His hair is standing on end, as though
he has been pulling at it all day. He points to each of his
employees as he gives them directions.
TODD
Val, stop quilting and alphabetize
those books. Cody, run upstairs
and get the pastries from the break
room. Gwen...
Todd sweeps his arm across the cutting table.
TODD (CONT’D)
Can you clean this up? Let’s make
Lulu think we’re a fabric store,
not a disaster area.
GWEN
Right away, boss.
Todd and Cody leave. Val sighs and starts organizing the
books. Gwen picks up the bolts of fabric, refolds them, and
tucks them under the cutting table. Gwen gathers up the
unfolded fat quarters in her arms. Walking past Val, who’s
attention is fully immersed in the books, ducks out the back
door and tosses the scraps of fabric into the
dumpster. Gwen reenters the store. Todd pokes his head
around the corner.
TODD
Hey, Gwen, before I forget, ask Val
how to fold the fat
quarters. We’re giving them away
as door prizes.
GWEN
Sure. What are fat quarters,
anyway?
TODD
They’re those square pieces of
fabric on the...
Todd sees that the cutting table is empty.
15.
TODD (CONT’D)
...Cutting table. Gwen. Where are
the unfolded fat quarters?
Gwen bites her lip.
GWEN
Um. In the dumpster?
Val starts to laugh.
VAL
Nice one, kid.
END OF ACT ONE.