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Spanish Ranch #1 Information

RESIDENT MANAGERS/OFFICE THURSDAY of each month to go out to lunch at


various area restaurants.
Manager: Teresa Cruz,
Rutherford Investment Co. NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH meets the
Office address: 28400 Granada Circle SECOND TUESDAY at 7:00 p.m. in the clubhouse
Phone: 510-783-5535 BINGO is the FIRST and LAST SATURDAY
Office hours: 9-12 and 1:30-4 Monday-Friday. of each month.
Rent may be dropped in mail slot in office door
(next to laundry room). MISCELLANEOUS
Jeffrey Stoops, Assistant Manager
The Clubhouses are available to residents for
On-call for emergencies Sat.-Sun.-Holidays private affairs. Contact the Office, 510-783-5535
In an emergency, call 510-783-5535. SWIMMING POOL / HOT TUB
Call will be directed to a pager. Pool open May-October. Hot Tub open year round.
The POOL ROOM inside Main Clubhouse is available
ORGANIZATIONS for residents to use. See the office for a key.
COMPLAINTS/SUGGESTIONS/REPORTS
The Spanish Ranch #1 Association and the Spanish
are to be submitted to Park Management in
Ranch #1 Ladies Club are automatically comprised
WRITING and must be SIGNED.
of park residents. There are no dues.
For any complaints or suggestions concerning
MEETINGS of the residents Association are the FIRST safety, maintenance, replace/repair, notify the
THURSDAY at 7:00 p.m. in the Main Clubhouse. Executive Board as well. This may be done through
LADIES CLUB meets the SECOND THURSDAY of each the website at www.spanishranch1.org,
month at 12 NOON in the Main Clubhouse. RESIDENT SUGGESTION/COMPLAINT FORM ON PAGE 14.
The LUNCH BUNCH meets the THIRD Bus transportation information on page 15.

SR-1 Association & Community Contacts


ASSOCIATION OFFICERS COMMUNITY CONTACTS
President: Dawn Plaskon — 214-2199 Bingo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ron Gomez, 782-5183
Vice President: Jeanie Schultz — 784-1997 N.E.R.T. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dawn Plaskon, 887-2199
Secretary: Patty Little — 783-1534 N’borhood Watch. . . . Darlene Richardson, 785-8780
Treasurer: Kevin Kelly‑—‑589-8119 Spectrum Meals, Tuesdays. . . . Denise West, 264-1428

ASSOCIATION EXECUTIVE BOARD EL TORO — Jeanie Schultz — 784-1997


e-mail: eltoro.editor@comcast.net
Dave Abreu, Judy Allen-Rogers, Kathi Calvert,
OR eltoro@spanishranch1.org
June Christian, Marvin Daley, Jerry Higgins,
Deadline for all submissions to the El Toro is the
Ruth Horton, Darlene Richardson 10th of each month for the following month.
Spanish Ranch I HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
WEBMASTER
meets the FIRST THURSDAY of the month
Rev. Charles Eldred
at 7:00 p.m. in the main clubhouse
webmaster@spanishranch1.org
unless otherwise announced.
EL TORO MAGAZINE
The EXECUTIVE BOARD meets on a date announced
at the general meetings (or call one of the officers) is published monthly by Mobile Home Park Magazines
and distributed by volunteers around the first of the
at 7:00 p.m. in the main clubhouse. month. Dates and times of activities are noted
COMMITTEES on the calendar therein. Special activities will be
Dime Bingo . . . . . . . . . . . Lorraine Schmuck, 783-7294 announced in the regular pages.
Extra copies of the magazine (or replacement copies
HMOA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fran La Torre, 887-1509
if you got missed) are available in the Main Clubhouse
Lunch Bunch. . . . . . . . . Judy Allen-Rodgers, 785-4894 after distribution is complete.
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JOIN US  
at the meeting of the 
SR-1 Homeowners Association

THURSDAY,  
December 2,
2010 at 7:00 p.m. 
in the main clubhouse
Join us for

BINGO
EVERYBODY THAT LIVES HERE
is asked to attend  
(not just the homeowner).

Next meeting:
THURSDAY, January 6, 2011 NOON TO 3:00 P.M.
Packet sales begin at 10 a.m.
Play starts promptly at 12:00 noon.
Missing NOVEMBER issue?
Our magazine was already more than a
week late when we picked it up and
Bingo Holiday Schedule
discovered it'd been printed with filler December 4. . . . . . . . . . 1st Saturday
pages instead of our editorial content.
Since not all the equipment problems at December 11. . . . . . . . 2nd Saturday
the publishers had been resolved,
Dec 25 & Jan 1. . . . . . . . . . . no bingo
we elected to go with an inserted
summary instead of a reprint. Happy Holidays
The complete November issue can be January 8, 2011 . . . . . 2nd Saturday
accessed from our website:   Welcome back!
www.spanishranch1.org.
Copies of the October minutes that were Snack bar open before play
approved at the November meeting will be available
at the December meeting. Material not summarized and during breaks
has been reprinted in the this issue. We regret any
inconvenience this may have caused. serving nachos, hot dogs, sodas, snacks.
Jeanie Schultz, Editor Ron Gomez, coordinator 782-5183
Volunteer help is appreciated, call Ron for info.
COFFEE is available
in the Clubhouse daily
during regular office hours
NOTICE
Per state law, no one under the age
for residents of Spanish of 18 is allowed in the clubhouse
Ranch I. during Bingo
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Spanish Ranch 1
Holiday Brunch
All residents of Spanish Ranch 1 are invited
to our Holiday Brunch,
sponsored by Management and Community Volunteers.

Sunday, December 12, 2010


11:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.
Breakfast will be served and there will
be a raffle (with great prizes!).

For the children, Santa Claus is coming!


Return the attached slip below with the ages and gender
of your children. Please return the slip to the office ASAP
so that Mrs. Claus has time to shop.

Note: If you do not return the slip but would like to attend the brunch with your
child or children, we ask that you bring an age appropriate gift for your child(ren).
(That way no one gets left out when Santa comes.)

Have a happy and safe holiday season and we hope to see you there. ✂
Please detach here and return to the office by December 8:

Space #__________ How many people from your household will attend? _________

Please check applicable box and fill in age below for ALL CHILDREN attending.

c Boy age ____ c Boy age ____ c Girl age ____ c Girl age ____

More? _______________________________________________________________

I would like to volunteer to help with the party.


Name_________________________________________ phone #_______________
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MANAGERS’ The Thanksgiving holiday is
Spanish Ranch 1 past. We hope that each fam-
CORNER
Community would like ily within Spanish Ranch 1, had
to thank the City of a wonderful Thanksgiving with
Hayward for their help friends and/or family.
with one of our projects
of painting the perimeter
Christmas will be upon us
shortly and we wish everyone a
Food Bank
wall on Folsom. The City
Of Hayward painted the
Very Merry Christmas and Holiday
Season.
Donations
wall all one color, and
asked us to keep it graffiti Please continue to help for the Alameda
free. Residents of Spanish Management by cleaning the
street gutters of leaves and debris
County Food
Ranch 1 can help by
reporting anyone they see writing in front of your homes to pre- Bank Barrels,
graffiti on that wall, please report it vent the clogging of water drains,
to the Hayward PD. Management thank you. an ongoing community
checks the wall regularly. We here at Spanish Ranch 1 service project,
management are continuing to
We are currently working on
proposals for many different proj- make your community a place may be
ects to include in our 2011 budget you can be proud of. We look
forward to a great New Year and
dropped off
for our Community. So residents
may see Management and ven- a Great 2011. in the office.
dors looking around and walking Mr. Gs Corner (Due to scavenging and
into areas of the Park. Mr. G supervised the change theft, the barrels are kept
Management and Hayward of the new gate code and main- in the conference room, but
Police Department would like to tenance of back gate November staff will see that all
remind all resident and their guests 1st. He has been and will continue donations are collected
to be very aware of your surround- to trim trees, as time permits, and into them.)
ings and personal belongings this depending on size and location.
Holiday Season. If you see people Mr. G is still finding a lot of PLEASE DONATE!
in our community that you have garbage, car parts and cigarette Thank you!
not seen before and/or you feel butts in the common and car
they may be doing or planning on wash areas. Please report any
doing something wrong, please
call the Hayward PD non-emer-
dumping to management.
COMPLAINTS/
Mr. G, Teresa and Jeff
gency number @ 510-293-7000.
Suggestions or
Spanish Ranch Residents Association  Reports
Holiday Charity Drive must be submitted to Park
Management in WRITING
November 15 through December 20 and must be SIGNED.
The residents association is sponsoring Only the person with the problem
or concern may file the complaint.
the following charity drives for this holiday season:
None will be accepted from third
One Warm Coat - Please donate clean winter coats of any size parties on behalf of someone else.
and in good condition or a check to One Warm Coat Forms are available in a bin on the
wall next to the bulletin board in
Toys for Tots - Please donate new toys in the original packaging the main clubhouse AND in almost
or a check payable to Toys for Tots every issue of the El Toro.
Alameda County Food Bank - Please donate non-perishable To help us help you, please pro-
food items or a check to Alameda County Food Bank vide a copy to the Assn. Fill out
We have a food bank barrel on site and you can leave food form on website or leave copy
donations at the office.  Coats and toys can be left with Denise with Denise at clubhouse Tues
West at Spectrum on Tuesday afternoons between 3:30 and 3:30-5 or in editor’s papertube,
28408 Granada Circle (across
5:00, or call 510-274-1771 or email president@spanishranch1.org from clubhouse laundry room).
to arrange for pickup of your donation.
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BEFORE Community
Helping
Community
On September 1, 2010 Spanish
Ranch experienced a small fire on the
west side of Murcia Street along the
flood control canal. As a result of this
incident, several sections of the perim-
eter fence were destroyed along with
some vegetation.
The good news in all of this was that
no usable Spanish Ranch property was
damaged and no personal property
suffered damage.
As management surveyed the af-
fected area, it was decided to attempt
to “reclaim” some of this area that had
been left fallow over the years with an
accumulation of debris.
With the decision to reclaim this area

we enrolled the assistance of the City of Hayward Day Labor Pro-


AFTER
gram. This program came to management's attention as a result
of Teresa's attendance of a City of Hayward Leadership Seminar
earlier this spring.
The Day Labor Program is a pilot program, about three years
old, funded by private corporations, churches, civic organizations
as well as a grant from the Zellerbach Foundation. The aim of this
community outreach program is to target the underemployed,
that desire to work, but are unable to find suitable full time em-
ployment.
Two gentlemen, Micah Clatterbauch and Gabriel Hernandez,
help administer this program and were invaluable in discussions on
how to best use their services and manpower.
The cleanup was a huge success, and should the occasion arise,
it is management's intention to utilize this program again

SR-1 Helping Hand THE POOL IS CLOSED  


Are weeds, rubbish, or overgrown plants on your lot FOR THE WINTER!
a cause for concern? Is your home in need of sprucing
up with washing or painting?
La Picina esta cerrada
We’re here to help! durante el Invierno
Give Dave or Marvin a call,
and we’ll see what our team can
do to extend a helping hand. THE HOT TUB/SPA  
Call us, or park management, to
ENCLOSURE IS OPEN.
schedule a lot assessment.
510-274-1771 (Association EL SPA ESTA SIMPRE ABIERTO.
voicemail); Marvin 783-0360.

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Spectrum meals are available Tuesdays only at present.
Volunteers are greatly needed to continue this valuable resource. Denise West has
agreed to be in charge of Tuesdays so the need is for one or more people willing to commit a
couple hours (3-3:30pm to 5ish) on Thursday afternoon to restore our two meal schedule.
Food is fully prepared and delivered to SR-1 where the volunteer monitors the tem-
perature of the food as it arrives and is served and keeps a log as required by the govern-
ment. Mostly disposable table service is used so cleanup is minimal. Please call the Association
number 510-274-1771 to volunteer, or Denise, 264-1428. Some of our seniors depend on this
service so please come forward if you can help.

GUARANTEED!
Come and Eat!!
It’s a SNAP!
(Senior Nutrition and Activities Project)

All SR-1 seniors* are eligible and invited to participate in

SPECTRUM MEALS A government-sponsored program for seniors over 55.


Es un programa guvernamental para ancianos mas de 55 años.

Tuesdays in the main SR1 Clubhouse (except holidays)


Martes y Jueves en el Clubhouse (menos dias feriados)
NOTE! Signups are required. You must call before noon the day before.
Tiener que registrarse antes de doce un dia antes. Llamen a Denise West, 264-1428

Call Denise West, 264-1428


for reservations or information. (Help is invited, too.)

Meal served 4 - 4:30 p.m. Come early to chat.


Las comidas estaran servidas a las 4 - 4:30 p.m.
Illegue temprano para socialisar se lon ellos.
$3.25 at door • Non-seniors/Guests $4.75 • 10 Dinner Tickets: $30.00
$3.25 en la puerta. • Los invitados pueden atendes por $4.75.
Donations are always accepted.

*NON-SENIORS AND GUESTS ARE WELCOME WITH ADVANCE RESERVATIONS.


Family visiting? Bring ‘em! Don’t want to cook? Come on up!

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PARK WEBSITE!
for
SPANISH RANCH I
RESIDENT INFO
Suzanne Hicks www.spanishranch1.org
11/26/1947-11/2/2010 The El Toro and the Bylaws of the
Spanish Ranch 1 Association are posted here.
Suzanne Hicks died Novem-
ber 2, 2010 at her home on All the latest! Check it out!
Miranda after a long pe-
riod of poor health. She was Voicemail phone number for the association is:
soon to have been 63. 510-274-1771 (or 510-274-1sr1).
A familiar sight in her mo-
torized wheelchair, deliver- LETTER TO THE EDITOR
ing flyers or walking her dog,
Tippy, she had been an SR-1 Attention All Residents took steps that were needed in
resident since 1996. It is with great sadness we order to provide us with attention
Suzanne served on the announce our premiere Resident that was needed for health and
Los Rancheros Association Advocate, Norma Moore, has safety issues. Many residents have
board in several capacities, sold her home and will be mov- expressed their concern with your
most recently as treasurer ing. John and Norma have lived moving on, they aren't sure whom
in 2009. She served on the her for over eight years and we they will reach out to for help.
committee to revise the by- wish to thank both of them for Although we ourselves are advo-
their contribution to our commu- cates, we find it hard to believe
laws as well as other respon-
nity. John gave Norma the time anyone could fill your shoes. We
sible positions.
and space to help all the resi- wish you and your family happi-
A memorial service was ness with your new adventures in
dents, at a sacrifice for their time
held at Starr King Unitarian together. We will greatly miss you, life. Thanks again for all your great
Church and her ashes and Norma. Thank you for all the work work! You will be missed.
those of Tippy are to be you have put in to help all park Sincerely, June Hart,
placed in Yosemite National residents since 2005 while joining for all former board members
Park. the board. We are thankful you
She is survived by her and Mary Dimsdale, who has also LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
brother, John Hicks (Ginny) sold her home, worked together
as a dynamic team. Letters to the Editor are wel-
of Richmond, VA, nephew come on any subject. Send to:
Paul Herndon (Connie) and Your Presidency of the eltoro.editor@comcast.net.
their son Lucas of San Juan Homeowners Association result-
Baptista, as well as an older ed in more positive changes for (You MUST sign
sister Kathy, her husband, a our community than has ever your name but
we won’t use it
niece and two grand-neph- been seen in the past or will most
if you don’t want
ews in Columbia, South likely be seen in the future. You
us to.)
Carolina. stood up for the residents and

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Are you a new resident?
We’d like to  
welcome you
to our  
community!
Our newly reac-
tivated WELCOMING
COMMITTEE has gifts Grease is the #1 problem with our Park’s sewers.

Fat-Free Sewers:
and information that can help make your
introduction to mobile-home living easier and
friendlier. How to prevent fats, oils, and greases from
And you’ll have some new friends! damaging your home and the Environment.
Our friendly welcomers are anxious to hear
from you! Call Patty Little, 783-1534 or Judy Where does the grease come from?
Allen-Rodgers, 785-4894. A by-product of cooking, grease comes from
meat fats, lard, oil, shortening, butter, margarine,
If you’ve been here awhile and are say- food scraps, baking goods, sauces, and dairy prod-
ing, “hey! nobody ever welcomed us when we ucts. When washed down the sink, grease sticks to
moved in”, give the welcomers a call because the insides of sewer pipes (both on your property and
we all want to meet you too! in the streets). Over time, it can build up and block
the entire pipe.
Caution: Home garbage disposals do not keep
Come to the Main clubhouse on grease out of the plumbing system. Products, such as
detergents, that claim to dissolve grease may pass it
the Second Thursday, at noon! down the line and cause problems elsewhere.

DIME BINGO
The results can be:
• Raw sewage overflowing in your home or your
neighbor’s home;
Ladies! Bring your lunch and let’s get • Raw sewage overflowing into parks, yards, and
together. Dessert provided. streets;
• Potential contact with disease-causing organisms;
Costs only a dime a game, winner take all!
• An expensive and unpleasant cleanup that often
+ .25 for the bank which gets raffled back to some-
must be paid for by you, the home or business
body at the first gathering in January. owner; and
For more information call • An increase in operation and maintenance costs
for local sewer departments, which causes higher
Lorraine Schmuck 783-7294 sewer bills for customers.
Dime Bingo 2010 Dessert Schedule:
December: Party What you can do to help;
Help prevent sewer overflows by

LUNCH BUNCH SCHEDULE • Never pouring grease down sink drains or into toi-
lets;
The Lunch Bunch meets on the third • Scraping grease and food scraps into a can or
the trash for disposal (or recycling where avail-
THURSDAY (unless otherwise announced) of able);
each month at 12 noon. All are welcome to • Putting baskets/strainers in sink drains to catch
join us as we visit area restaurants. food scraps, and other solids, and emptying them
into the trash; and
2010 December, Christmas Party • Speaking with your friends and neighbors about
how to keep grease out of sewers.
Coordinator: For more information, please contact:
Judy Allen-Rodgers, 785-4894 City of Hayward Water Pollution Source Control,
510-881-7900.
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Please Report HMOA
Vandalism: Information about the
Please — call the police Hayward Mobilehome
and then the office if you
see anyone vandalizing Owners Association, a
property in the Park such coalition of residents of
as breaking street lights, Hayward's nine mobile-
signs and back gate key home parks is available
pad, etc. at www.HMOA.net.
NO MEETING IN Please report anything
suspicious. HMOA Representa­tive for
DECEMBER Spanish Ranch I:
Thank you, Teresa Cruz, Fran La Torre, 510-887-1509
Next meeting SR-1 Manager

Tuesday,
January 11, 2011 Words that ought to be in the dictionary
7:00 p.m.
Submitted by Anon

1. Bozone (n.): The substance 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degen-


in the Clubhouse surrounding stupid people that erate disease.
stops bright ideas from penetrat- 9. Decafalon (n.): The grueling
ing. The bozone layer, unfortu- event of getting through the day
Be Aware – Notice nately, shows little sign of breaking consuming only things that are
Call police – Call us down in the near future. good for you.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepre- 10. Glibido (v): All talk and no
Notify the office sentation about yourself for the action.
Reported Crime: Nothing purpose of getting laid.
11. Dopeler effect (n): The ten-
was reported to Neighborhood 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of dency of stupid ideas to seem
Watch this month. Speeding is buying a house, which renders the smarter when they come at you
still an issue so please help by subject financially impotent for an rapidly.
telling ever one you know to indefinite period.
slow down, even visitors 12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray- frantic dance performed just af-
Management report: No painted very, very high. ter you’ve accidentally walked
report from management
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf through a spider web.
between the author of sarcastic 13. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in
wit and the person who doesn’t the form of a mosquito that gets
REPORT PROBLEMS IN YOUR get it. into your bedroom at three in the
NEIGHBORHOOD TO 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee morning and cannot be cast out.
intravenously when you are run- 14. Bandpulliphobia (n.): The
Darlene Richardson 785-8780
ning late. fear of pulling off a band-aid; Es-
(file a complaint, too, or call the
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal cool- pecially when counting down
police, 293-7000.)
ness. from three.

Free Spay or Neuter, Gratis!


Vacunas y castradíon femenina
with vaccination, o macho para gatos salvaje/feral.
for feral cats living in the cities of
Para gatos que viven en Hayward,
Hayward, Union City, Castro Valley, San
Union City, Castro Valley, San Lorenzo
Lorenzo or San Leandro
o San Leandro
Phone: Hayward Friends of Llamar al teléfono:
Animals (510) 886-7546
(510) 886-7546 Hayward Friends of Animals
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Candy
corn
winner

COLORING Helper
CONTEST Brandon

Pop the balloon (sometimes with help)

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HALLOWEEN PARTY

Scary

JUDGES Laurie, Peter, Kathi

WE HAD 63 KIDS sign in


Helper
for the costume parade,
Heme and lots of participants
in games, coloring and
guessing the candy corn
count in the jar.
THANKS from organiz-
er Darlene Richardson
and the Association to
everyone who made our
Halloween Party a big suc-
Cutie cess! David, Dawn, Jeanie,
Jocelyn, Jerry & Pat, Kathi,
Kenny, Kevin, Lamerle,
Laurie & Peter, Nichole,
Patty S., Patty L, Robert,
Stacia, Andrea, Joe H,
Dina, Janelle & daughter,
Denise, Judy, Joe & Hazel,
Matthew, Lem, Hanah,
Heme, John & Nancy,
Jamie & Moreau students
HELPERS Hanah, Lamerle, AJ, Nichole Claire and Brandon.
Photos by Jeanie Schultz

Helper
Claire

Pin the nose on the pumpkin


Costume winners
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Stop getting junk e-mail and regular junk mail
By now, I suspect everyone is Spammers. Spammers -- to validate active e-
familiar with snopes.com <http:// Even when you get e-mails that mail accounts for their own profit-
snopes.com/> and/or truthorfic- demand you send the e-mail on if able purposes.
tion.com <http://truthorfiction. you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus Do yourself a favor and STOP
com/> for determining whether --- that is e-mail tracking, and they adding your name(s) to those
information received via e-mail is are playing on our conscience. types of listing regardless how in-
just that: true/false or fact/fiction. These people don’t care how they viting they might sound! Or make
Both are excellent sites. get your e-mail addresses - just as you feel guilty if you don’t! It’s all
Advice from snopes.com long as they get them. Also, e- about getting e-mail addresses
VERY IMPORTANT!! mails that talk about a missing and nothing more.
1) Any time you see an e- child or a child with an incurable You may think you are support-
mail that says “forward this on to disease “how would you feel if ing a GREAT cause, but you are
‘10’ (or however many) of your that was your child” --- e-mail NOT! Instead, you will be getting
friends”, “sign this petition”, or tracking. Ignore them and don’t tons of junk mail later and very pos-
“you’ll get bad luck” or “you’ll get participate! sibly a virus attached! Plus, we are
good luck” or “you’ll see some- 2) Almost all e-mails that ask helping the Spammers get rich!
thing funny on your screen after you to add your name and for- Let’s not make it easy for them!
you send it” or whatever --- it al- ward on to others are similar to ALSO: E-mail petitions are NOT
most always has an e-mail tracker that mass letter years ago that acceptable to Congress of any
program attached that tracks the asked people to send business other organization — I.e. Social
cookies and e-mails of those folks cards to the little kid in Florida security, etc. To be acceptable,
you forward to. who wanted to break the Guin- petitions must have a “signed sig-
The host sender is getting a ness Book of Records for the most nature” and full address of the
copy each time it gets forward- cards. All it was, and all any of person signing the petition, so this
ed and then is able to get lists this type of e-mail is, is a way to is a waste of time and you are just
of ‘active’ e-mail addresses to get names and ‘cookie’ tracking helping the e-mail trackers.
use in SPAM e-mails or sell to other information for telemarketers and Submitted by Jerry Higgins

Are they words or not? from Unword.com


“Junkword” means no, it’s not a word. back as 1927 when this American er would come back on a point
Anyways (adv.) Junkword. speech was taken note of by us- multiple times in order to nail his/
Nonstandard. In any case. The age commentators. her point across in a fashion that
word does not have an “s” at the Although this word has only would keep listeners from forget-
end. Origins: A long standing term been in circulation for under 100 ting.
used by illiterate people. Example: years, we can’t give it the privilege Smidge (n.) Junkword. The di-
I was going to tell them, but any- of being an unword because of its rect measurement between the
ways, I decided not to. acceptance into Webster’s and thumb and forefinger when told to
Humph (interj.) A grunt; snort. American Heritage dictionaries. provide “this much”. Origins: From
The sound one makes when flop- Reiterate (v.in.) To restate, re- smidgen, a very small amount.
ping down on a couch bored or inforce repeatedly. Although this
otherwise fatigued. colloquialism has been widely ac- “Newspaper Tubes” 
Note: As strange as it may be, cepted into American English, it is currently fashioned from large
this is officially defined. Through in fact redundant. If you look at PVC pipe if your newspaper
comic depiction and general in- the Oxford Dictionary, the defini-
tion of ‘iterate’ is ‘to say or per- doesn’t supply one, are used to
terjection, this word has recently
made it through the woodworks form again; repeat;’ thus, reiter- notify residents of events
and into common American ate effectively means re-repeat. via flyers and the
English. Note: To quote Webster’s dic- monthly park magazine.
Irregardless (adv.) Regard- tionary, “to state or do over again
Please call the office and
less. The blending of irrespective or repeatedly sometimes with
and regardless. Although this is wearying effect.” Reiterate is in- let them know if you need a
not correct usage of the word, it tentionally redundant to suggest tube installed at your home.
has been in widespread use as far repeating in excess, as a speak- 783-5535
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Spanish Ranch I Association meeting, 11/4/2010
The meeting was called to or- Teresa for inclusion in the next Moreau High School yearbook to
der at 7:01pm and Patty Little led newsletter. The El Toro Editor re- thank Hannah for her help with
the pledge of allegiance. Board ports that the publication is late Spectrum. Hannah has commit-
members in attendance were: again, and new routes have been ted to work the Tuesday evening
Dawn Plaskon, Jeanie Schultz, prepared for delivery. Spectrum dinners through her
Kevin Kelly, Patty Little, Kathi Cal- graduation in 2012. We will also
Old Business
vert, Marvin Daley, Jerry Higgins, provide her with a thank you let-
and Ruth Horton. The letter drafted by Dawn was ter should she meet this commit-
approved. Since November 1 has ment.
June Christian, Darlene Rich-
passed, Dawn will modify the let-
ardson and Dave Abreu were ab- A creek cleanup is scheduled
ter to request an earlier opening
sent, and Judy Allen-Rodgers was for November 20 at 1:00pm if
in the spring.
out of town. the weather is good. Dawn will
The Halloween party was a provide Denise with a flyer to be
The minutes of the October
great success. Sixty-three chil- given to the counselor at Moreau.
meeting were approved.
dren attended, we had volunteer Dawn will send e-mail to the Boy
The treasurer reports a current help from Moreau Catholic High Scout troop leader asking if their
balance of $599.15. An expendi- School, Hayward High School and troop would be interested.
ture of $50.00 was made to fund Impact Academy. A meeting to
the Halloween party and $10.00 Kevin suggests that the board
review what worked and what
was paid to Judy Allen-Rodgers should provide residents who
did not was proposed. Dawn will
to offset printing costs for the Wel- have complaints or are told of
contact Darlene to ask that she
come packets. property violations with the spe-
propose a couple of dates for a
cific clauses of the mobilehome
No report was made by the post-mortem meeting to plan for
residency law or park regulations
Helping Hand committee, al- improvements for next year.
if these will help the resident to
though Marvin Daley authorized As of the meeting, there were interact with management over
the publication of his telephone 22 commitments for the Thanks- the issue. After further discussion, it
number as a contact. Dave Abreu giving dinner. We will be doing was proposed that management
has stepped back due to work direct outreach with residents, be asked to add a note to the
and school commitments. and distribute another flyer in the complaint form suggesting that a
The Disaster committee is still next week. No word has been re- copy of complaints be provided
waiting for management to pres- ceived from the grocery stores to the association. Jeanie will add
ent their plan to the board. There that we contacted for donations. a note that complaint copies can
was no report from the Welcom- A donation request will be made be left in her newspaper tube.
ing or Improvement committees. to Bingo, Advantage and Alliance
The meeting adjourned at
HMOA will be holding their next in the next week.
8:00pm.
meeting at New England Village
New Business Respectfully submitted,
on November 20 at 10:00am.
Neighborhood Watch reported Denise proposed that the as- Patty Little, Secretary
that material was received from sociation purchase an ad in the

Notes from Board meeting October 21, 2010 Sh-h-h. Quiet please.
• Mgmt requested to leave the pool open for an additional few weeks Please keep in mind that
to compensate for time heater was out, weather permitting. [Pool was in a mobile home, sound car-
not left open the extra time. Will request earlier opening in spring.] ries more so than in a regular
house. Please keep bass on
• All are encouraged to show up for November 19 court date for small stereo as well as volume turned
claims action against previous president to recover assn treasury. down, in your house AND car.
• Assn will send mgmt a thank you for the new map and street signs. Be courteous to your neigh-
• Halloween party on track for the 30th. Committee has been meeting bors. Keep your driveway
regularly. Volunteers are still being sought to help with the games. plates aligned so they don’t
clatter when you drive in, and
• Thanksgiving: Flyers have been distributed, about 30 are signed up. don’t run over those in other
Donations for Thanksgiving dinner are being requested from various driveways.
supermarkets. [Donations have been received from several.] We appreciate your efforts
• Graffiti and garbage have been reported in the newly-dredged in this area and I’m sure your
creek. An interim cleanup will be attempted the afternoon of 11/20. neighbors will too.

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BUS SCHEDULE INFORMATION


Route number 68 (which replaced line 77), a 2- Busses now leave the Spanish Ranch Clubhouse
directional circular route, services both the South at 10:10, 10:55, 11:40am, 12:25, 1:10, and 1:55pm and
Hayward BART station, as well as the Union Landing arrive at Southland Mall at 10:35, 11:20am, 12:05,
Shopping Center. 12:50, 1:35, and 2:20pm. NOTE – The last trip leaving
Weekdays, going to South Hayward BART, board Spanish Ranch at 1:55pm which arrives at Southland
the bus across the street at Tampa / Folsom (where Mall at 2:20pm has no direct return trip back to
the park is) hourly from 6:32am until 8:32pm, arriving Spanish Ranch.
at BART at 6:46am until 8:46pm. Weekends / Holidays, Return trips leave Southland Mall at 10:42, 11:27am,
service is from 6:32am until 6:32pm. 12:12, 12:57 and 1:42pm, arriving back at Spanish
Weekdays, returning from South Hayward BART, Ranch at 10:55, 11:40am, 12:25, 1:10, and 1:55pm.
board the “counter-clockwise”, Tampa directional
Route 22: For those who wish to walk to/from
bus hourly from 6:30am until 8:30pm, arriving Spanish
Tennyson Ave, on weekdays route 22 will go to the
Ranch at 6:42am until 8:42pm. Weekends and Holidays,
service is from 6:00am until 6:00pm. South Hayward BART station every 30 minutes from
6:22am until 11:22pm weekdays, and hourly on week-
Weekdays, going to Union Landing, board the ends and holidays from 6:22am until 11:22pm. From the
bus at the corner in front of the 2 houses at Tampa
South Hayward BART station going down Tennyson
/ Folsom hourly from 6:37am until 8:37pm, arriving at
will leave every 30 minutes from 6:04am until 11:04pm
Union Landing at 6:54am until 8:54pm. On Weekends/
Holidays, service is from 6:37am until 6:37pm weekdays, and hourly on weekends and holidays
from 6:17am until 11:17pm.
Weekdays, returning from Union Landing, Board
the “clockwise”, Tampa directional bus hourly from Route 22 is a circular route, serving Tennyson,
6:22am until 8:22PM, arriving Spanish Ranch at 6:39am Hesperian (both Chabot College and Southland
until 8:39pm. Weekends / Holidays, service is from Mall), Winton, and both Hayward and South Hayward
6:22am until 6:22pm. BART stations along Mission Blvd. Visit AC Transit’s web
Additional frequency (now every 45 minutes, as site at www.actransit.org for more information.
opposed to every 1-2 hours) has been added to the AC TRANSIT FARES — $2.00 ages 18-64, ages 5-17
“Tuesday & Friday” shopper’s shuttle (Spanish Ranch and 65+ are $1.00. Transfer good for 1.5 hours is an
to Southland – Route 391). additional 25¢.
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DECEMBER 2010
SUN MON TUES WED THURS FRI SAT
NOV 28 NOV 29 NOV 30 1 2 3 4
SR-1
Association
SPECTRUM Meeting
DINNER 7:00 p.m.
4 p.m.

BUS BUS BINGO


10:10 a.m. to 10:10 a.m. to 12-3
1:55 p.m. 1:55 p.m.
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
SPECTRUM El Toro
DINNER Deadline
4 p.m.

BUS BUS BINGO


10:10 a.m. to 10:10 a.m. to 12-3
1:55 p.m. 1:55 p.m.
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
HOLIDAY SPECTRUM
DINNER
BRUNCH 4 p.m.
11-1
LADIES CLUB
HOLIDAY
BUS PARTY BUS
10:10 a.m. to noon 10:10 a.m. to
1:55 p.m. 1:55 p.m.
19 20 21 22 230 241 25
SPECTRUM CHRISTMAS
DINNER EVE
4 p.m.

BUS BUS
10:10 a.m. to 10:10 a.m. to CHRISTMAS
1:55 p.m. 1:55 p.m. DAY

26 27 28 29 30 NEW 31 NEW JAN 1


SPECTRUM YEARS YEARS
DINNER EVE DAY
4 p.m.

BUS BUS
10:10 a.m. to 10:10 a.m. to
1:55 p.m. 1:55 p.m.
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