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Tuesday, December 14, 2010 Volume 2, Issue 3


Top Story
Ode
The second annual Mr. CRHS to
Home
Alone
Erica Stewart
Asst. Managing Editor

Christmas time is in
the air and everyone is
prepared for the season of
family movies and joyous
stories. With Frosty the Snow
Man and Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer just about
everyone is familiar with
classic Christmas movies,
but how many classify Home
Alone as a Christmas time
movie? What does a story
about a young boy being
left at “home alone” with no
adult supervision and the
chance to do everything
he could possibly imagine
Photo collection by Hailey Miller and Anna Arutyunova
have to do with Christmas?
Kevin, the young child
Heaven Marsh everything and the show The CRHS Cheer squad guitar with his friend, Joe in the movie, is accidentally
went on without a hitch. performed next and did a Bourne and sang a comical left behind when the family
News Editor The CRHS Drum Corps cheer and a dance. Then tune. Last but certainly goes on a vacation for
started off the show with the talent started off with not least, Alex Ridgeway Christmas. After he realizes
Spotlights, sparkling a bang and a bong and Braden Coleman, who brought out his drum set he has been abandoned,
dresses, and eight young silenced the crowd in awe. presented a video for and rocked the crowd to Kevin “freaks” and tries to
men from Canyon Ridge Then the BPA President, Ms. the crowd to enjoy. Zaki smithereens, earning a find his family; looking in
made one night a night Lucy Crowley, welcomed Abdul performed next standing ovation from places such as under the
to remember at Canyon the crowd and introduced after several technical almost every attendant. bed and in the yard, Kevin
Ridge High School. The the Master of Ceremonies, difficulties and sang “Just CRHS’s So Fly danced quits searching after a while.
night of December 2, 2010, Mr. Cliff Hall. Sariah Lopez the Way You Are” by Bruno while the judges made This is when every kid’s
the second Mr. CRHS was and accomplice sung the Mars to his escort, Kelly the tough decision and dream begins. No adults,
crowned. The contestants National Anthem and Ann Buddeke. Kevin Brown then the contestants no school, no plan, and
were: Kevin Brown, escorted the show was underway. then showed a hilarious and Mr. Hall arrived on no bedtime. The perfect
by Charlie Rawlings, Dunia The gentlemen and skit and starred as Justin stage to announce the Christmas Gift for just about
Emmanuel, escorted by ladies came out in their Bieber as he fixed his hair winners of several awards: every child in America.
Jessica Groesbeck, Braden evening wear and walked and the CRHS Cheer squad Mr. Personality, Best Kevin is able to walk in the
Coleman, escorted by across the stage proudly. surrounded him and later Talent, Best Style, First park alone at night, make a
Morgan Ruggles, Jake Everyone was dressed to became his background Runnerup, and Mr. CRHS. mess out of the house, and
Silvester, escorted by Cassie the nines and paraded dancers. Brian Skinner and Mr. Personality, voted on build traps all over without
Cloward, Jake Warner, across the stage to stand Garrett Hall also helped out by the other contestants, getting into trouble.
escorted by Yesenia Nieto, in a line. As the ladies and became background was Jake Silvester. Jake S. Many families would
Aaron Cutler, escorted escorted the young men dancers for Kevin. Jake wound up winning not have learned from the first
by Danielle Bowcut, Alex backstage, the CRHS Silvester’s pantomime with only Mr. Personality, but Mr. time they left Kevin home,
Ridgeway, escorted by Dance team performed performers, T.J. Richardson, Talent, Mr. Impromptu, and but not this one. When the
Brianna Bowcut, and for the audience. Then the Brady Skinner, Madi Mason, the most prestigious of all, family goes to the airport
Zaki Abdul, escorted contestants were escorted and Ben Keller, sent the Mr. CRHS. Dunia Emmanuel so they can go to Florida,
by Kelly Ann Buddecke. back to Mr. Hall’s side to audience into upheavals won Mr. Style and Alex Kevin gets mixed up in the
Business Professionals answer impromptu silly of laughter and applause. Ridgeway won First Runner chaos and is left behind
of America (BPA) hosted and serious questions. Jake Warner rolled Up. The crowd agreed in New York. This is when
this event in the CRHS The crowd laughed and out a piano and sang with the judges’ decision Kevin runs into Harry and
Auditorium. The auditorium applauded at the answers “Superman” by Five for and showed it by giving Marv, the burglars from
was packed and attendants given by the contestants Fighting. Dunia Emmanuel Mr. CRHS Jake Silvester the first movie, just after
filled up nearly every and the judges narrowed showed a funny video a standing ovation and they escaped from prison.
seat. Mrs. Bean, the BPA in on who might be made by him and several cheering so loud it could be So back to the question,
advisor, organized almost the possible Mr. CRHS. friends. Aaron Cutler played heard outside the building. what does being left home
alone have anything to
do with Christmas? It has

Adventures of the Frosty Team


everything to do with it;
it’s the greatest gift to
give. A child at home, by
themselves, is classified as
Chase Petty afraid to come outside. who’s behind all this. will have Frosty sit on you. their best Christmas ever.
So naturally the Frosty Frosty: Let’s Chedda: Okay, okay, No rules, no parents, and
Humor Editor team came to the case. go question him. I did it. The other kids in no annoying schedule
Frosty Team, Frosty to live by. The best part
Frosty: Happy Birthday! Old man Yeggy: the neighborhood were
Team, they’re coming to get of Home Alone is that it
Buddy: Shut up Well, hello there sonny! having so much fun but
you. If you do something teaches the importance of
Frosty we’re trying Buddy: We found an oil they didn’t let me play
bad and ruin kid’s winter being with family. Kevin’s
to solve a case here. trail leading to your house so I smashed them in the
fun, then the Frosty Team, family doesn’t all get along,
Rudolph: Look over from a crime scene. What do face with my balls of snow.
Frosty Team, is gonna get but after what happened
here guys, its motor oil. you have to say about that? Frosty: That
you. Frosty, Gingy, Rudolph, you see how excited they
Gingy: Good nose Old man Yeggy: Why was easy enough.
and Buddy the Elf, when were to see each other.
Rudolph! The snowball someone stole my fancy Buddy: Lock him
all come together they Home Alone epitomizes
fiend must have been using snow blower machine up in the snow cave!
form into, the Frosty Team! the traditional family
a machine to hit the kids. yesterday. I haven’t been The first ever
One cool winter day Christmas. With years of
Buddy: Right you outside in years. There adventure for the Frosty
with clouds above and families watching Kevin
are Gingy. I already was this kid sneaking Team was a complete
snow coming down, kids struggle through the
heard that from the around my house the success. No criminal
were out having fun with holidays, this movie is
kids 6 hours ago, idiot. other day though. His could ever outsmart them.
their snowball fights. destined to be classified
Frosty: We should name was Chedda Cheeks. They all work so
However, some sort of fiend as a classic Christmas
follow this trail of oil Rudolph: Thanks for well together and that’s
decided that it would be fun movie. Alongside Rudolph,
and see where it goes. the help Old man Yeggy. what people need to
to spoil other kid’s fun. He Frosty, and The Little
Rudolph: Good idea, Let’s go get him guys. do with each other.
made a snowball machine Drummer Boy, Kevin
I’ll sniff the trail out boys. Gingy: Mr. Cheeks, Tune in next time
and would bombard the will forever be grouped
Gingy: It leads to we have all of the evidence for the next adventure
little tykes with snowballs with these other favorite
old man Yeggy’s house. pointing toward you and with the Frosty Team.
to where they were Christmas time movies.
He must be the one if you don’t confess we

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2 Opinion Riverhawk
Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, Dec 14, 2010 Review
2010-2011
Managing

The best part of Christmas Opinion: Editor


Courtney

editor’s
Cunningham
There’s no better feeling are larger, the decorations
Kameron Yeggy than receiving a marvelous are more complex, and the Assistant
Managing
Staff Writer gift that you desired, and
at the same time, watching
gifts are more plentiful.
When presented corner Editor

There are many someone open one of the with all of these aspects of Erica Stewart

characteristics of Christmas fantastic gifts you gave Christmas, Ryan Hawkins, Colleen Joslin Opinion Editor
that make it so lovable. There them. Don’t get me wrong junior, claimed, “I think the Opinion Editor
are the scrumptious meals, presents are great, but the combination of all of these
best part of Christmas has is what makes Christmas Have you heard about
the marvelous decorations, Colleen Joslin
yet to be revealed. really great.” Tyler “Skabs” that scrumptious milk, eggs,
the exchange of fancy gifts,
The most fantastical Thomas says, “Being with and sugar holiday drink News Editor
and the reunion of families.
element of Christmas is the family, even with family you known as eggnog? Who
All of these concepts are
gathering of families. It is don’t see often, is the best doesn’t like eggnog? Me,
spectacular, yet one must
always great to see loved part. Overall, being with I don’t like eggnog. Raw Heaven Marsh
be superior.
ones, but Christmas brings family makes it feel more eggs, yuck, not to mention
Although the foods, Arts &
a whole new aspect to the like Christmas.” how too rich and creamy Entertainment
such as gingerbread
family reunion concept. Despite individual the texture is, eww make Editor
cookies and turkey, are
Now that there are people opinions, Christmas is a me puke.
delicious, the meals are Alex Ridgeway
for you to celebrate delightful holiday for all to Some people really do
usually not one’s favorite
Christmas with, the meals enjoy. enjoy this mouth watering Features Editor
part of Christmas. Many
drink during the holidays.
individuals look forward to
They may take pleasure in
the meals, but they are not Cheyenne Boldt
sitting around with their
the highlight of Christmas.
family in front of the fire
Christmas is also the time Humor Editor
with Christmas music in the
of year when people
background and a friendly
decorate their homes with
conversation making its Chase Petty
bright lights and snazzy
way through the warmed
decorations. This is also a
air, with a scrumptious cup Sports Editor
factor of Christmas that is
of eggnog in their hands.
enjoyed, but not favorite.
One thing that many people
Now we’re getting to
may not know is how many Whitney Bell
the good stuff: Presents.
calories are in a cup of lip
What seems to be the most
smacking eggnog. There Photography
popular part of Christmas
can be nearly three hundred Editor
is the exchange of gifts. Photo by Kameron Yeggy
Ms. Nelson’s door represents one of the many best parts of Christmas and fifty calories in a single
cup. Just think if you were to Jorge Martinez

The Nest vs. The Hawk Shop


drink two cups of this, that’s
like seven hundred calories. Advertisement
Not to mention there is Coordinator
about 9.5 grams of fat per
Sara Oliver
sophomore. By the way, found at the Hawk Shop. cup.
Karissa Larson the Nest does charge taxes; To add another vote for the These are some of the
Staff Writer it’s already added on. Anna Hawk Shop, Chelsea O’Neal, reasons that I don’t like Staff Writers
There is a lot of Arutyunova, senior, claims, junior, states that she likes eggnog because of the
controversy over the Nest “I just love the Nest because the “Hawk Shop because calories and how many
and Hawk Shop. Everyone they have coffee and more they have better food and grams of fat per cup there is. Craig
has their favorite between options. It’s just delicious make deals.” But the main reason of why Bartlett
the two. So how do you and great!” It’s a mixed decision I truly don’t like eggnog is
know which one to choose? Others, like Brandon about which shop to choose. the taste, it tastes like thick,
It’s not too hard; just choose Collins, senior, love the Seriously though, go for heavy cream with nutmeg
and that is in truth way too Alexis
the one that floats your Hawk Shop. Brandon states your favorite. The nest does
rich of a taste for me. Bowler
boat. that the, “Hawk Shop is have a lot of great snacks
“I like the Nest because better. I help run it.” The and they are keeping the This holiday season
they are full of sweet Hawk Shop also has a surprises coming, but you when you go to reach for
goodies for me to eat in the variety of options. Exclaims can’t find baked potatoes that thick and creamy cup Michael
morning,” stated Ramona, Kylie Gibson, sophomore and slushies anywhere else of eggnog, sitting in front Chapple
senior. Yes, the Nest does “Hawk Shop, because around the school. If you of the fire with your friends
have a lot of sweet treats. “I there is more variety and seem to be having a hard and family, enjoy it.

like the Nest because they baked potatoes now! I time choosing, just get one
do not charge taxes and they Cody
have more snack options
just love those!” exclaims thing from both shops and X-Mas or Halloween Cunningham
Kylie Gibson, sophomore. you’ll be happy.
and the brownies are huge!” Indeed, baked potatoes
exclaimed Leslimar Partida, are great and can only be Alexis Bowler
Staff Writer Brittani
Eppers
Holiday meats: which is superior
All year round, holidays
warm the heart; they bring
a sense of joy that nothing
else can compare to. Brittney
one wants to claim as theirs. have both. To satisfy all of Everyone has an opinion Gummow
Cheyenne Boldt There is the usual stuffing the hungry tummies that on which holiday is their
Features Editor and herbs that make the line up at the table. There is favorite, but I believe
Christmas is the best.
turkey barely bearable. plenty of food, so no matter Karissa
Whenever the holidays Of course, Halloween
Then there is the what is to be had, everyone Larson
roll around, there are always is an amazing holiday and
succulent ham, with all of will leave with a full happy makes one feel like a kid
two things on everyone’s
the flavors from the juices. belly. Tis the season for again, and everyone has
mind; food and presents.
The glaze only makes it food, presents, and what the chance to eat some
Well I love the present of Nic
better, but to top it off is matters the most, family. candy and wear something
holiday food. It only comes Magee
the pineapple that sits Happy holidays! completely epic. As for
twice a year, and I mean
upon this divine creation. Christmas, it’s a holiday that
c’mon I intend to enjoy and makes one feel all warm and
This gives it not only the
savor every bit of it. happy with its fun Christmas Justice
flavor from the glaze, but
The main dishes songs and cozy fires to Straub
the sweetness from the
families prepare are the snuggle up to with a nice
pineapple. Then one can
typical turkey with stuffing cup of hot chocolate. To
also eat the pineapple and
or the heavenly ham. I which holiday may be better
that in itself is a concoction is very debatable, each one Christian
myself prefer ham. With all
of flavors that can make any has its own uniqueness. Williams
of its seasons and delectable
mouth water. It cannot dry Junior Ryan Earl states, “I
flavors that the turkey just
out, and it tastes amazing love Christmas, because I
cannot measure up to.
no matter what it is topped love presents and also it’s
The turkey can be Kameron
with from the feasting table. Photo by Cheyenne Boldt great time to spend with
dry, and only have some Yeggy
I love ham, and I dislike Traditionally ham is served as the all my family.” Christmas is
seasonings and there is all main dish for Christmas dinner. also a time to go all out and
turkey. In my family, we
of the dark meat that no eat a lot of food and sweet
treats. One could easily eat
Riverhawk Review Advisor

The
S
treats on Halloween, but
“Chente because Santa tudents with Christmas one gets to
Mrs. Brenda Reichenbach

doesn’t have a radio. So eat real food not bags full of Advertising Advisor
Say...
Nest
Chente could sing to him.” candy. Mrs. Gayle Bean
Ricardo Lopez Halloween is a great
-Senior If I could re- holiday, but sometimes The Riverhawk Review will report fairly
and accurately while striving to include
Bagels name one of walking around in the dark, coverage of the different populations at

Soda
“Jet Snow, because it has Santa’s reindeer, with empty bags waiting Canyon Ridge High School.

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to be fast and blend in with Some material courtesy of American
Juice what would it to be filled with candy Society of Newspaper Editors/KRT Campus

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the snow.”
be? by random strangers is High School Newspaper Service.
Jacob LeBlanc
-Junior
a little creepy and could Unsigned editorials
in Riverhawk Review represent the
found

possibly be dangerous. consensus of the newspaper staff. Signed

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“Jumper, because they Mark Dolecheck, junior, editorials represent individual views and
are not meant to express the opinions of
have to jump from house to says, “I like Halloween and the advisor, school, administration or Twin
house.” Christmas, but Christmas is Falls School District. As an open forum,
Jessica Renaldi Riverhawk Review welcomes brief letters
better because I get a lot of to the editor. All letters must be signed,
Candy -Sophomore
time out of school!” though names may be held in certain
Chips You be the own judge
circumstances. Riverhawk Review reserves
the right to edit all letters for clarity and
Coffee “I would name it Frosty,
to which holiday is the best, available space. No letter that is obscene
because It reminds me of or libelous will be printed.
the Christmas snow.”
but all in all Christmas is the Letters should be left in Brenda
In The Cecelia Marzitelli
way to go, after all when Reichenbach’s mailbox or sent to Canyon
Christmas is over a new year Ridge High School, 300 N. College Rd. W.,
300 Hall -Freshman
is celebrated!
Twin Falls, ID 83301.
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Be smart, don’t spread germs
Erica Stewart can have a healthy CRHS. Covering your mouth way to keep your germs at ing these simple things we
The most common way when you cough or sneeze home. Don’t come to school can keep down the absent
Asst. Managing Editor to keep down the germs is to is crucial to keeping our if you are sick and make sure rate for sick students. No
The winter months are wash your hands. Hand san- student body germ free. you are symptom free for one wants your germs, so
slowly but surely sneak- itizer is an easy substitute, Turn into your shoulder 24 hours before you come just remember, cover your
ing up on us. With snow but most of the dispensers or elbow to shield the back. Get plenty of rest and mouth, wash your hands,
storms and windy days in aren’t full anymore and the germs from those who are drink lots of fluids so you will and stay home if you are
our midst what is Canyon push handle is very dirty. around you. Just remem- be good as new in no time. sick. Let’s keep Canyon
Ridge going to do to keep Take a minute between ber that after you sneeze It’s almost impossible Ridge germ free this winter.
down the spread of germs? some classes and every time or cough always wash your to not get sick, but by do-
The steps are simple, but you use the rest room to hands as soon as possible.
with consistency we can properly wash your hands Staying home when
keep our students from with soap and warm water. you are sick is the best
being home sick and we

Photo by Erica Stewart


Junior, Kaleb McCall demonstrates the proper way to sneeze without spreading germs. Sneezing into the elbow
keeps germs from contaminating others whereas sneezing into the air can make another sick. Hand sanitizer
and tissue is available throughout the school. Individuals are encouraged to use both.

Salvation Army bell ringers Idaho election results


Heaven Marsh donations may even help Albertson’s, Smiths, K-mart, Alex Ridgeway R. Labrador and Mike Simp-
families that belong to D & B Supply, both of the Arts & Entertainment son were elected U.S. Repre-
News Editor CRHS students. Anything Walgreen’s, Kings, Magic Editor sentatives, and Ben Ysursa
Many students have felt helps, and every donation Valley Mall, and Shopko. On November 2nd, Ida- won Secretary of State.
the effects of the economy is appreciated immensely. Look out for the bell hoans came out in bunches In one of the clos-
in Twin Falls, Idaho. Even ringers and remember to exercise their right to er decisions, Tom Luna
though the recession has that it may help a friend vote and let their voices (R) defeated Stan Olson
been declared over, stu- who is in need and hasn’t be heard. It is safe to say, (D) for Superintendent
dents still have problems at told anyone. Donations the Republicans thank of Public Instruction.
home with financial stress. may also benefit someone them. Every state-wide Brad Little beat El-
Many cannot afford the who lives across the street. race found the Republican don Wallace for Lieuten-
extra activities some may The Salvation Army ap- nominee taking the victory, ant Governor as well.
take for granted. The reces- plies the money to food for making our state the “red- Every amendment
sion has stolen funds saved needy families, turkeys for dest” in the entire nation. that was presented to the
up to buy school clothes, Christmas dinners, toys for The most heated Ida- State Constitution was
groceries, and even Christ- young children who have ho race was for Governor. passed, some by a wid-
mas presents. Everyone nothing, and help for any- Butch Otter (R) defeated er margin than others.
in the Magic Valley needs Photo by Heaven Marsh
one who honestly needs it. Keith Allred (D) 59.2% to Idaho has always
to be aware of the lack A Salvation Army Bellringer stands
Donating a few cents 32.8%, a much wider margin been a particularly “red”
of money and watch for outside local K-Mart ringing his
bell for donations. here and there really does than anticipated. “I voted state, but this year’s elec-
the bell ringers from the help the charity. Anyone for Otter, personally,” said tions took this expectation
Salvation Army this year. There are many stores par- can help, just drop a few Braden Coleman, Senior. to an extreme, with not a
Many families benefit ticipating by having bell coins in the bucket while For Senator, Mike Crapo single Democrat able to
from the donations made ringers stand out in front entering or leaving a store. beat out Tom Sullivan in a break through for a victory
to the Salvation Army, and of their buildings including: landslide. Republicans: Raul in their respective races.

Give a child Joy, adopt one Winter driving


Cheyenne Boldt a tree. No decorations. No a loved one, there is a tree. Alexis Bowler control, stay away from the
Christmas cheer. Where the One that holds the names of car driving in front, don’t
Features Editor tree would be, there is a cor- children that live in the val- Staff Writer pass a snow plow, and stay
Every year the holi- ner. No presents, only emp- ley whom are less fortunate Driving is scary enough in four wheel drive. These
days come and go. One ty carpet. For the family that and would be so happy to as is let alone adding snow are just a few tips to staying
gets to have a nice relax- lives here, the only Christ- receive a present, or even and ice to the roads. Car safe when driving through
ing Christmas Eve with the mas present they will be re- just a Christmas dinner. wrecks happen every day bad weather. Junior Mcca-
family. Playing games and ceiving this year, is the one There are Santa’s and they only get worse leb Rees says, “I love driving
sipping on cocoa, eggnog of warmth and a place to lay around the town, ringing when winter hits. Not only in the snow, its fun and ex-
or some spiced apple cider. their head. If they even have bells to help raise money for can winter driving bring hilarating because you don’t
So peaceful. Then it’s off to that luxury. the Salvation Army toy drive harm to the know what
bed for the little ones that Christmas is a hard holi- that will also bring joy to person driv- will hap-
dream of the candy that will day to get through. With all the little one’s on Christmas ing, but to pen next!”
be over flowing from their morning when they wake their car as As al-
stockings and the presents up to find toys. well. There ways a lot of
that Santa will be leaving “ ‘Tis the season The parents may not are plenty of people find
them. be able to buy them pres- precautions themselves
When awoken, their for giving, not ent’s but they will be just as to take when getting
tiny little bodies will be driving in
filled with excitement as only presents, happy to receive the gifts
for their kids. They may even the snow
stuck in the
snow the
they dash to the living room to keep
for the Christmas treasures. but hope for a be happier. Knowing that
while in a time of need, the one safe.
best way to
get out of
As they tear through the
stockings, the candy and lit- brighter future.” community came through
to help them and their chil-
N o t
everyone Photo by Justice Straub
this, is eas-
ily turn your
tle knick knacks fall on their dren have a happy holiday. is patient A truck battles the road and takes on a w h e e l s
speed bump driving into CRHS student
laps. Gobbling up as much of the holiday hassles of Anyone can adopt a when it from side
parking lot.
as they can before being getting those last minute Child. It’s all around the comes to to side this
handed their presents. gifts and the ridiculous pric- community during the holi- driving, helps snow get out of the
Eyes glued to the glis- es of the new and impres- days. Whether one buys a people get enjoyment out way, at the same time barely
tening paper that lines the sive games and toys that present, donates a coat, or of being dangerous and push your foot on the gas
delicately wrapped pres- all of the children dream of simply drops some money taking risks for instance, pedal and ease forward.
ents. Not caring about rip- receiving. in the Santa’s tin, they will Junior R.C. Adema states, “I Make sure not to spin the
ping the paper, thrashing Not all of the parents in be helping someone in like to go into random, icy wheels this will only get
through the boxes to get to one’s community can afford need. parking lots and turn on the one in the snow deeper.
the ultimate prize. Hearts to do anything for Christ- Making someone’s day e-break, take a sharp turn, Getting hurt and stuck
filled with happiness and mas, other than paying a little brighter, and giving and enjoy the ride. It’s fun!” is completely preventable
joy, knowing that Santa had the bill, and hoping to get them some hope during the This is definitely not ad- just take the right steps
not forgotten them. through another night. holidays. Tis’ the season for vised when driving in win- for a secure drive. The de-
Now try to imagine It is sad, but it is all giving, not only presents, ter let alone any other time. lightful white snow has
the family across the street. around. More than one but hope for a brighter fu- All tips are helpful for fallen and stuck so stay
Waking up, and heading to would think. When you go ture. So think of others this winter driving, drive with safe everyone because
the living room, there isn’t to the mall to buy gifts for Christmas and be jolly. headlights, do not use cruise winter is here to stay.
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No snowball throwing at Canyon Ridge High School
Heaven Marsh thrown are frozen and can “Students can get hit in allowed to throw snowballs. Canyon Ridge, agrees with
be extremely hard, causing the face with hard packed The possibility of injuries the rule and remarked, “It’s
News Editor pain to the victim of the snowballs or maimed with prevents any of the school a good rule because I don’t
Students of many ages throw. Light, easy tosses ice. Sometimes students officials allowing a snowball want to get smashed in the
all over the country have aren’t often the way young even put rocks into them.” fight to commence. Keri face with a snowball!”
hated the snowball rule kids throw snowballs and The safety reasons Schwarz, a sophomore at
that exists in most schools. heaving a snowball as fast behind this resolute rule are
Snowball throwing seems as possible at another is a obvious and well founded.
natural to the children sure way to cause physical Students who have been hit
and many think that this injuries. Students at schools with snowballs have walked
rule is absurd because all over the country have into Mrs. Olmstead’s office
they do not mean to hurt been scolded and have with “red eyes, obvious
others. Snowball fights can gotten in a lot of trouble for red marks on the face
be fun, entertaining, and throwing snowballs at other where snowballs have hit,”
very enjoyable, but every children. according to Mrs. Olmstead.
year students abuse the When asked if The principals at every
opportunity to practice safe students are allowed to school hate to see their
snowballing and snowballs throw snowballs, every students get hurt and have
become dangerous. For elementary school in Twin enforced this rule for every
that reason they have been Falls responded with a student’s protection Photo by Heaven Marsh
outlawed in all TFSD school definite no. Mrs. Olmstead, Morgan Jones attacks frightened Kennedy Bell with a snowball on the
sites. the principal at Lincoln Even students at campus of CRHS, which is against the rules.
Snowballs that are Elementary School, said, Canyon Ridge are not

Canyon Ridge has its first snow day “Rent is too damn high”
Craig Bartlett school the next morning. would first have to have Craig Bartlett with the “Rent Is Too Damn
This was the first snow day over 50% of the student High Party”. He was able
Staff Writer the district has had in seven body unable to travel to Staff Writer to qualify for the ballot as
years. school, along with unsafe mayor, and received over
It’s been a long wait, “In order for a snow day bus transportation. Now Jimmy McMillan, also four thousand votes. In
being that the last snow to occur the bus company look at the fact that over known as “Jimmy Mack” or 2006, he ran for governor
day was in the winter of and the Superintendent of 50% of Canyon Ridge “The Black Hulk Hogan”, again, and received 13,355
the 2003-2004 school schools must determine students live within walking “Papa Smurf”, “Santa Claus votes ranking fifth out of
year, up until November the roads are unsafe for the distance. Our chances on Venus”, and “Rambo”, six candidates. In 2009 he
19, when our thirst was buses to travel.” Said Vice of another snow day this had something to prove returned to run for mayor,
finally quenched. It was Principal Mike Gemar, “This year is very scarce so let’s during the 2010 New York under the “Rent Is Too High
announced that the Twin decision is made fairly early consider ourselves lucky gubernatorial election, and Party”, which was changed
Falls School District had in the morning.” with the first snow day in that is that the “Rent Is Too due to lack of space on the
canceled school that very To look at the likeliness seven years. Damn High”. ballot, and McMillan only
day. Students excitedly of another snow day we This black-gloved received 2,615 votes.
jumped for joy. Some ran Karate expert, is an Agent In 2010, he ran for
outside to build snowmen; Orange exposed Vietnam governor of New York on
some plunged to their PS3’s, War veteran, a perennial the “Rent Is 2 Damn High”
and some just scurried back candidate, and a political line after the name was
to bed. activist from Brooklyn, but changed back, replacing the
Rumors have been he’s best known for being word ‘too’ with the number
spread across the years the founder of the “Rent Is ‘2’, in order to fit the whole
that Wiley Dobbs, Too Damn High Party”. phrase on the ballot.
superintendent of schools, It all started in 1993, “He’s a weird man
has refused to give away when he ran for mayor of honestly,” said Canyon
a snow day. Since these New York as an Independent. Ridge senior Taj Larson,
rumors were started, there During that campaign, “but I’d vote for him.” Larson
has been between little or he was tied to a tree and believes that a candidate
no hope and expectation soaked with gasoline. Later like McMillan would be
for a snow day. The news in the election he climbed able to get things done
was shocking the night of the Brooklyn Bridge and quickly, and create a lot of
November 18, when parents refused to come down change. Larson also noted
were notified by telephone Photo by Justice Straub until a television station on McMillan’s appearance;
that there would be no A car tries to make it through the snow at CRHS
would broadcast his “He looks like he’s from the
message. Eventually he was Civil War.”
disqualified after coming McMillan wants to end
Deployment update for military famlies three-hundred signatures
short on a petition to qualify
poverty, unemployment,
payment decreases, and
him for the election ballot. hunger in New York City, and
looking around to 2020, the way that our soldiers are His next attempt was is able to state his point with
Christian Williams government will have saved fighting? With less care for governor of New York in his catchphrase, “breakfast,
Staff Writer $3.3 trillion. They will be for their families will they 1994. This time his gimmick lunch, and dinner “.
A three year pay cut for taking out Medicare, Social still want to fight for this was traveling from Brooklyn Although he’s been far
the soldiers in the United Security, reducing income country? Obama recently to Buffalo (the site of the from winning every election
States has been announced tax rates; eliminating tax announced that troops will Democratic convention) he’s ran in, McMillan’s
to take place in 2011. The breaks and reduces on be station in the Middle on foot, staying in different brought entertainment
government’s plans to mortgage. With this new East till the end of 2014. homeless shelters along and comedy to politics,
cut our soldier’s basic pay, adjustment in the military With significant change in the way. When he reached lightening up everyone’s
Medicare, Social Security, pay, how will our soldiers the amount of pursuit in Buffalo, he disrupted hearts during election
and food allowances. They react? How will their the Afghan and the Taliban Governor Mario Cuomo’s time. Even if he hasn’t been
estimate that a three year families react? Their families there will be no withdrawals speech, and was thrown able to lead the people in
freeze on these benefits will are going to have to live off in the summer of 2011. out for heckling. He again government, he has been
save the federal government of a small income. Why they This news update is a war failed to gather enough able to relieve stress and
$7.6 billion. are in Afghanistan fighting? victory for the United States signatures to make the burdens from the people’s
By taking out all this And why for no income? Military. ballot, and entered as a shoulders through his
money and even more cuts Will this affect the write-in candidate. charismatic personality.
In 2005 he first ran

South Park driving madness


Become a Mentor and help a student in need.. Craig Bartlett
Staff Writer
walk. “You move about
an inch every minute,”
freshman Erick Ramirez
claims, “It once took me
The road construction thirty minutes to get to
in Twin Falls has been school.”
causing hassle and Drivers have been left
Lunch Buddy Mentoring frustration to residents of with no other choice but
Twin Falls for a number of to go to extreme measures
months now, but for those to find their own quick,
living in the South Park area; convenient way to get
one can only places. The bus route
imagine the now uses Addison
One-on-one outside of school chaos they “ H o p e f u l l y Avenue
have had to the construction of continuing on
instead

endure for can soon come to Washington, drivers


four weeks. a final conclusion, take Shoshone Street
D r i ve r s ending the student to Blue Lakes, and
in the body’s aggravation students have even
South Park and stress” used Grandview as
Teen Advisory Board area
avoided
have -Craig Bartlett an alternate route to
get to Canyon Ridge
Washington on time.
S t r e e t Hopefully the
South, using Blue Lakes construction can soon
as an alternate route. come to a final conclusion,
That is until Owyhee ending the student body’s
Construction moved a piece aggravation and stress,
Contact Tristan Sollis at 208-736-2026 or of their project to Blue Lakes giving them less tardies; and
Boulevard South, blocking once again return to their

e-mail her at tristans@esgw.org off the alternate route for once loved quick routes to
South Park residents, and school.
slowing traffic to a mere
Features Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, December 14, 2010
5
Ten ways to cram for finals Hot gifts for this holiday season
Brittani Eppers gift. And for all those nerds,
vocabulary words on 8. Teach one of your and just the people who like
Cheyenne Boldt items around your friends. If one teaches
Staff Writer to read, there’s the Kindle,
Features Editor house. When you someone they know, Now that the holiday which is pretty much an
As the holidays season is approaching fast, iPod for books, and the
go to those items not only will the other
come, people get excited, the thought has at least iPad would be perfect
looking for something, person be informed crossed all of our minds
especially kids. Although, a presents. Then there’s the
you will read it and of what is going on, on what to get our family
downfall of being excited for normal iPod touch for all
therefore learn it faster. but the “teacher” and friends. Although your music loving friends.
the holidays, is not getting 4. Reading may not be will also be retaining most wait until last minute, Although some people
ones work done. So there is
the fastest way to the information some people are actually are quite difficult to shop
definitely cramming going
on there; trying to get all of learn, but it definitely with more accuracy. trying to find gifts now. for, any of these top ten
the assignments in before is very effective. If 9. If one studies for 20 A lot of questions come gifts should make anybody
break. Another downfall you read it more than minutes, and then into consideration when happy. Sure, they might
of the holidays coming once it is more likely puts the information looking for a present. The cost you a pretty penny,
around is that the final for to stick in your mind. down, then comes time it will take to find but these things are almost
all of the classes are one the right one, how much guaranteed to make the
5. Using rhythm to back to it and studies
week after break gets over. it’s going to cost, and the receiver of your gifts a very
learn is also a very for another 20 minutes biggest one, what to even
These can be very stressful. happy camper in the future.
effective method. the information will be get? According to Amazon.
However if you For those who don’t
When one uses rhythm more easily attained. com, the top 10 gifts for quite have that much
study during the holidays, they catch on faster, 10. Exercise. This is not only the 2010 holiday season are green there are always
and don’t let yourself go,
and have an easier a good way to keep in the Amazon Kindle, the Wii, cheaper gifts that they will
you will surely pass any
and all of them. Here are time remembering shape, but it also takes the PS3 system, Kinect for still surely love. A nice tee
some easy study tips to the information. a lot of one’s stress away Xbox 360, an iPod touch, shirt or sweater sporting
get through the holidays 6. Review, Review, from the crackdown the Apple iPad, Call of Duty: their favorite brand can
without overstressing Review! This is also of the studying. Black Ops, Halo Reach, Nikon be a great gift, or maybe a
yourself on break. one of the fastest ways These are the top Digital SLR camera, and a fleece blanket to keep them
10 ways that will help one Flip MinoHD Video camera. warm this winter season, or
1. Write down some terms to remembering and
ace that final exam for sure. So, if your friends like if they enjoy movies grab
on note cards. Leave actually learning the multi-player war games,
Have fun during the holidays them some Cinema Cash or
them in a place that information. If one then Black Ops and Halo
while knowing that you will any other kind of gift card.
you will go to often. takes good notes while Reach would be the perfect These are all great
still pass that stressful final.
Every time you go over paying attention in game for them. However, ideas, but remember
there, pick one up and class, you can review if they like to play games don’t wait until Christmas
read it. Once read, take them over the break as involving physical activity, Eve or the gifts you’re
it to another place many times as it takes. the Kinect would be a great looking for may be gone!
and start another pile. 7. Have someone you

2011 technology
Doing this one will know create a practice
be learning without test with information
really even trying. from your notes that
2. Leave a list on the you think may be on
fridge, every time one the real test. Have an numbers. Even more are
goes over there, do answer key handy so
Heaven Marsh available in the App Store
one thing on the list. that you can take the News Editor once the iPad is purchased.
This will make it so practice test and see There is always a new A new accessory for
that everything on how you do. Study every “toy” in town and with the Xbox is the unbelievable
Photo by Courtney Cunningham
the list will get done. one you got wrong, Kennedy Bell, sophomore, stud- Christmas coming up, it’s Kinect bundle sold at Best
ies in class trying to perfect nice to be familiar with the Buy and Target locally. It is a
3. Write the names and so that you won’t miss
her math skills. hottest games and gadgets sensor that reads the player’s
definition of some them on the actual test. full body movements,
because they are sure to be
on every wish list around making video games no

Teacher profile: Mrs. Bean the country. Every company


is starting off the Christmas
season with bright, bold ads
longer require a controller.
Even if the whole family
isn’t interested in playing
video games, movies can be
for every gizmo and gadget
years now, but her favorite Lady Antebellum, Carrie a teenager or even an adult uploaded and be searched
Michael Chapple year so far would have Underwood, and The could get their hands on. through with a flick of the
Staff Writer to be last year. She loved Band Perry. When asked The new Apple hand. No more searching
Born and raised in being a part of building a what her favorite food was iPad has swept the nation for that remote control. If
Portland, Oregon, Mrs. new school and seeing the she said, “Mexican Food.” already but sales are sure the user doesn’t feel like
Bean was the middle of four results. When asked what Walking down the to increase as Christmas moving, voice commands
children in her family. She her favorite part of teaching hall at school there is always approaches. The iPad can’t are accessible and easy
attended school regularly is she said, “I love being a teacher with a smile and be defined as a laptop or an to control. The Kinect
with her favorite subjects around the students, which ready to greet her students. iPod but as a revolution for system reacts to the user
being Home Economics, is a big part of what keeps She loves teaching and all technological advances. personally and is able to
Typing and Speech. Her me young. The energy level, will be teaching for many Its features include: internet differentiate between one
favorite class by far was the enthusiasm for new more years. This was accessibility, email, being member of the family from
Speech, which led her ideas and activities all allow just a little bit about this able to view photos, videos, another. It immediately
to join the Speech Team me to love coming to work.” loving teacher, Mrs. Bean. YouTube, iTunes, iBooks, activates the right avatar
at her high school. She Other than maps, calendars, notes, and once it scans the player.
graduated high school teaching, Mrs. Bean even business charts and
and attended Idaho State loves to read and spend
time with her three little
Student Leadership Program
University online through
CSI. While being a single grandchildren. She also
mother of four and working enjoys camping and four
fulltime, she still managed wheeling. Also during her
to graduate with honors. free time, she loves to watch Cody Cunningham them on a one-on-one
Mrs. Bean started movies. Her favorite movie basis. By participating in this
of all time is The Sound of Staff Writer program, the participants
her teaching career at
Magic Valley Student will
Music. She also likes to watch be aware of community
Robert Stuart Junior High
Leadership is a great valuableandinsight
needs concerns, gain
as a Para Professional. While Survivor, Grey’s Anatomy, into the
working at Robert Stuart, and Private Practice. She program for students political and business
she went back and got her also likes listening to looking to do more to further climate, and acquire
Photo by Michael Chapple career
country music. Her favorite their education. It is about planning skills, insight
teaching certification. She and
music consists of Sugarland, Mrs. Bean has enjoyed the transi- the “real world” and learning planning aids. This is a great
has been teaching for ten tion to teaching at CRHS. skills that will be extremely program for students to
use full in the future. learn skills for being a great

Uggs vs. Bear Paws


This program is
sponsored by the Twin Falls success in their community.
Area Chamber of Commerce founded The program was
in 1991 by a former
and has been established teacher at Twin Falls High
to identify, motivate, and School by Lelle
Both Uggs and Bear and shipping is required, educate potential young Bobbi Pyle, TwinPoppleton.
Brittani Eppers Falls Area
Paws are made of sheepskin, and then they use their community leaders.  Chamber of Commerce
Staff Writer but Uggs have foam soles own recycled materials The program provides Membership Coordinator
As the snow and cold while Bear Paws have to make it happen. opportunities and insights says, “There have been
are coming quickly, it’s outside the classroom about
rubber soles. However, the The term ‘ugg’ was 438 graduates
getting noticeable that setting for High School from
Ugg boot is manufactured originally used to refer to the program.”
more and more people are Juniors.  This program
in Australia and shipped “Australian boots made of The Student Leadership
starting to break out their has seven sessions. It also program
reviews community needs, Twin Fallsput
all over, and Bear Paws are sheepskin”. The boots are on by the
boots. Sure, boots come in made here in the U.S. So, if made of sheepskin because Area Chamber
concerns and civic climate. of
all kinds of shapes, sizes, Commerce seems
something goes wrong with it is naturally thermostatic. Student participants
and even brands, but the the buyer’s pair of Uggs, It is meant to keep warm will see leaders in action to be a major success.
most popular year-round they have to be sent back to in the winter, and cool in and be able to visit with
are Uggs and Bear Paws.
Dog

Australia, and then shipped the winter. It is also made


Everybody knows what

Scotch Pines
back. Although one’s pair of into boots because of
Uggs are, although some Bear Paws boots could easily its durability. Ugg boots
have never heard of Bear be repaired, and for a lot were never a hot topic
Paws, there really isn’t a cheaper, here in the states. until big actresses and
difference. However, while The Bear Paw Company other celebrities started
Training

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pairs of Bear Paws can be friendly materials, and course they got big, and lass
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they do what they can to were more demanded. W an
Also, Bear Paws are a lot prevent wasting products. No matter the t a r t In J NO WHISTLES
better made, considering For instance, they recycle, weather, boys and girls S
that Uggs generally wear NO CLICKERS
and this is something that all over are bringin’ out
out after about a month is expected of all their the boots. Whether they Stephanie NO PANIC
or so if worn constantly, www.scotchpinesdogtraining.com
with Bear Paws lasting up
employees. The company be Uggs, Bear Paws, or NO LEASHES
constantly evaluates any other brand, boots twopartspraise@cableone.net
to 2 years without so much how much packaging are a never-ending trend. 208-484-5284 NO KIDDING
as a little rip in the seam.
6 Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, December 14 , 2010 Features
Homemade Christamas decorations
Christmas tree centerpiece. with sequins, beads, and
Whitney Bell The materials you will more garland. 4. To finish,
Sports Editor need are as follows: Two 12 glue a stack of three beads
inch foam cones, wrapping on top of the cone. And ta-
The snow has fallen, paper, 3-4 feet ribbon and da! You now behold you’re
Christmas trees are on sequin garland that matches very own set of eye catching
display, children lay awake the wrapping paper, 1 inch garland trees.
at night anticipating Santa’s sequins, 3-4 feet beaded If it happens that you’re
arrival, and frankly…tis’ garland, two sets of 3 round not much for crafts, there’s
the season. To many, their beads, and 1 inch round always a simple alternative
homes are simply decked punch (optional). to decorating your home
out in the finest of Christmas Now that you have to its full potential. When
décor and truly possess the all the necessary supplies, searching to purchase
season’s joy. For others, the you are ready to make decorations look no further
celebration of decorating garland trees by following then the highly praised
for Christmas is put off until these directions: 1. Cover stores such as Target, Pier
the very last second due to your cone with wrapping One, and of course Wally
procrastination. Fear not paper by using glue or craft World.
fellow procrastinators, pins. 2. Add the garland by When entering the
In case you might not attaching one end of ribbon store, head in the direction
be in favor of the traditional and sequin garland to the of the “Seasonal and
Christmas decorations, top of cone with pins. Wrap Celebration” section. With
you’re in luck, I have around cone until you reach bountiful aisles of Christmas
discovered a simple way the bottom. cheer, you’re bound to find
to spice up any room with Once this is done you what you’re looking for that
yuletide cheer. Using simple should glue both ends of could easily bring cheer and
materials such as Styrofoam the garland. 3. Fill in the joy into the lives of any true
and glitzy garlands, you’re blank spaces of the cone Christmas lover.
on your way to making a

Photos by Cheyenne Boldt


The local Wal Mart and KMart offers
many decorating opportunities for
the holiday enthusiast.

CRHS student plans for 2010 Christmas


Jorge Martinez There are different cultures traveling during a holiday do all that and more. I plan wish to help give them a
and people that everything is expensive even now to help out my family with Christmas worth enjoying.”
Photography Editor is different. Some students more than ever and it’s the baking, cooking, and During this special time of
here at Canyon Ridge more complicated to go decorating portions, but I the year money isn’t the
Every year High School all have their someplace, but some also plan to help a family most important thing in
Christmas is the happiest own plans and ideas for people still do it. With who’s been struggling a someone’s life, but instead
time and it puts big smiles their Christmas vacations. Christmas, everybody lot this year. They’ve been it’s a smile. Some plan to
on everyone. People are Some leave for spends their Christmas sleeping in their family be with their families and
everywhere shopping here California while others differently, but like most vehicle since their parents have lots of fun. Others
and there for presents. take off to maybe Mexico people Joanna Orozco says have lost their jobs and park plan to help out those
Anxious to plan for a or Arizona to escape the that, “The holidays are to at different places during in need and give them a
Christmas feast, some freezing temperatures, enjoy time with the family the night to get sleep. They memory they won’t forget.
families travel around the but either way there’s and have fun with friends.” help out the community
world, to another state, a bundle of excitement In that case then often and always go out
or just stay home for the when the people are able there’s people Like Marina of their way to say “hi” to
holidays. Christmas is to do it with their family Flores who really make a everyone. Since they’ve
dynamic in every way and friends or whoever difference when saying that made such an effort to
whether people travel or not. else joins them. Christmas her plans for Christmas is, bring joy to every family
There are so many is just that time of year “Instead of the usual stay they see, even though they
ways one can celebrate the where anything is possible. at home with the family for sometimes fail to bring
Photo by Jorge Martinez
Unique trees and family celebra-
happiest time of the year. It’s true that Christmas Break I plan to their own, it would be my tions make X-mas fun for all.

Holiday traditions
with Frigga, the goddess of words, technology has
Ultimate snowballs
Colleen Joslin needs to be high enough
to cover your body, but not
Alexis Bowler love. After kissing under the made it where people Opinion Editor too high because you still
Staff Writer mistletoe, it was promised can record a message need to be able to throw
to bring one happiness into the card instead of Winter has arrived, the snowballs over it. The
C h r i s t m a s and good luck the next writing down a long, everyone knows what that fort needs to be big enough
is celebrated almost year. Junior Josh Gonzalez meaningful paragraph. means; snowball fights! to fit your snowballs, and
everywhere around the states, “I like kissing girls Candy canes Snowball fights involve shovel. The fort should
world in many different under the mistletoe if are those sweet treats much strategy, like the go all the way around
ways. For centuries we they are hot enough.” that not everyone can right tools, the right snow, somewhat resembling a
celebrate holidays in Everyone loves resist. When they began, and a good snow fort. cage. This fort is especially
certain ways, but one may receiving Christmas cards. they were only in use to To start off the good for a free for all fight.
wonder why we celebrate It sends a message from decorate the holiday tree right snow is needed, the Freshman, Caitlyn
the way we do and how someone that only words by the Europeans; but kind that sticks together Joslin quotes, “I have never
these ideas originated. can describe. The first as the years went by, the and is a little wet and not been in a real free for all
Everyone loves to Christmas card began in sweet treats were given too powdery. Snowballs fight, only just against
kiss under the mistletoe; England in 1843 with a to keep children quiet at need to be tightly packed my siblings. I have been
it’s an excuse to finally kiss meaning that not everyone ceremonies and nativity so they will have quick fly in a huge snowball fight
that special someone. The agreed with. The first card scenes. The colors on the time. The quicker fly time against my neighbors, of
ancient Celtics believed sent out had a picture with candy cane have different they have can make all the course we won, but if we
mistletoe had healing a group of men drinking meanings; for instance the difference when it comes were more prepared and
powers; they used the alcohol. Mixing Christmas white represents Christ’s to throwing a snowball. had a snow fort we could
mistletoe to ward off with alcohol did not make purity, the red is for the Make sure there is a snow have demolished them.”
evil spirits. The Romans some happy. Freshman blood Christ shed, and the shovel nearby when having If we have
thought it was a symbol Justin Bohr states, “I like three stripes represent the an extreme battle. Also another snow day this
of peace; they would Christmas cards because Holy Trinity. For whatever a very good constructed year, get outside and have
lay their guns under the I like Christmas and I like reasons the candy cane snow fort is necessary to a snowball fight. Try out
mistletoe and embrace. The the cards with music.” To was made, it’s a candy win an epic snowball fight. this snow fort and see if it
custom we celebrate today this day Christmas cards people enjoy senior, Levi There are many works to win a snowball
possibly originated with are improving; instead Molt says, “Candy Canes different types of snow fight. Just remember
the Scandinavians; they of just a plain white are awesome their all forts, but only one will win no snowball fights on
brought the plant together card with thoughtful pepper minty and yummy!” a snowball fight. The right the school grounds.
height is a very essential
part of the snow fort. It
Now in 3 Locations!!!
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Idaho Falls buy a yearbook today!
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7 Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, December 14 , 2010
Arts &
Entertainment
Editorial: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, a joke
Alex Ridgeway Heart, T-Rex, Bon Jovi, ballot to be considered are any of these people metal band in history,
Foreigner, The Red Hot to enter the Hall this year! considered rock and roll was ignored until 2009.
Arts & Entertainment Chili Peppers, Boston, Iron Who could possibly musicians? Has one ever Van Halen, possibly the
Editor Maiden, REO Speedwagon, be good enough to beat out heard of Mort Shurman, most important rock band
Megadeth, Styx, S p o o n e r ever behind Led Zepplin,
For years the Def Leppard, Oldham, or released their debut album
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Motley Crue, The Dave Clark in 1978, and changed the
has acted as if it was the Guns N’ Roses, Five? Me either, sound of not just rock but
pinnacle of any popular Deep Purple, but apparently, all popular music. They
musician’s career, but what Judas Priest, according to were shunned until 2007
seems to be lost on the Poison, and the the people at by the Hall. Even Genesis,
minds of the general public list continues the Hall, they who were the fathers of
is that they have blatantly to grow. I don’t have had more progressive rock, and
disrespected every hard need to argue effect on the were formed in the 1960s,
rock and heavy metal band these band’s lives of fans didn’t get in until 2010!
that has ever come close to cases to be and sound of There is only one
their hallowed halls. Their recognized future musicians way to give the Rock and
logic is ridiculous. When forever, but I will than any of the Roll Hall of Fame what
a building is dedicated to say that each of rock gods that they deserve. Next time
honoring the history of these incredible, are mentioned they accept a rock legend
rock music, shouldn’t the multi-platinum, a b o v e . after years and years of
induction process be based arena-pack ing E v e n disrespect, the band should
Photo by Erica Stewart
on influence that the artists acts have had Alex Ridgeway, A&E editor, frequently speaks his mind and is when a band go to the ceremony, get
have had on other musicians an enormous not afraid to call it like he sees it. deservingly gets on stage, and throw their
as well as popularity? influence on into the Rock award on the ground,
Let’s first take anyone in rock music today. these legends of the genre? and Roll Hall of Fame, it smashing it to pieces. The
a look at some of the Without them, rock and roll Abba beat them out. is after years upon years fans should boycott the
most shocking bands to may have died altogether. Madonna beat them out. of complete disrespect. ceremony. That scam of
be snubbed by the Hall: Yet, not a SINGLE ONE Run DMC beat them out. LL Metallica, who released a Hall of Fame doesn’t
Kiss, Rush, Journey, Alice of them, except Alice Cool J is on the ballot this their first album in 1983 and deserve the presence
Cooper, Cheap Trick, Bad Cooper, was even on the year over them. Since when became the most popular of any of these bands.
Company, Peter Frampton,

CR welcomes District IV Drama


toward the final outcome.
44th annual CMA Awards
Ms. Carey
The CRHS Drama team Courtney Cunningham Paisley, and Keith Urban. In Band” for New Artist of the
Guest Writer presented itself with poise Managing Editor the past, George Strait has Year, and Blake Shelton
Whether it was a big, and professionalism. All won 22 CMA Awards, so featuring Trace Adkins
stuffed purple chair or students were given either many thought the legend with “Hillbilly Bone” for
a superior or excellent Every day millions of would take it again, others Musical Event of the Year.
students dressed all in adults, teens, and children
pantomime black, drama rating; one ensemble and thought the rising star As always, live
one solo entry in particular listen to country music. Keith Urban would win, performances are a huge
students from all over Some are farmers some
District IV were in evidence received honors above the or maybe Brad, Blake, or part of the Country Music
rest: Allyson Humberger are businessmen, some Dierks. When it came down Association Awards. This
on November 13th, 2010, are politicians, and some
here in the hallowed halls in Humorous Solo is an to the wire tensions were year Carrie Underwood,
alternate to State Drama, are students. Some live in running high and finally it Rascal Flatts, Blake Shelton,
of Canyon Ridge High in Idaho, and others live in
order to compete in various while the Ensemble was announced that Blake Miranda Lambert, George
Pantomime students Florida; many things that Shelton was the winner. Strait, Zac Brown Band
drama events for the day. separate us all, but one
District Drama competition took first place at District It appeared that in feat. Alan Jackson, Kenny
Drama and earned a place thing unites listeners every this year’s awards, Blake Chesney, Taylor Swift,
is the precursor to year, the CMA Awards.
determine those who will to compete in Nampa at Shelton’s fiancée, Miranda Sugarland, Kieth Urban,
State Drama on December The CMA’s are Lambert was definitely Reba McEntire, Jason Aldean
compete in dramatic events legendary; in the first
at the state level, and 3rd and 4th. Jake Silvester, TJ the super star; she was and Kelly Clarkson, Brad
Richardson, Madi Mason, ever award show Eddy nominated nine times in Paisley, Lady Antebellum,
competition was fierce and Arnold, Jack Greene, and
fun for roughly 250 drama Ben Keller and Brady Skinner six categories. Miranda and Kid Rock finishing off
represented Canyon Ridge Loretta Lynn were the took home the trophy the show with “Born Free”.
students, coaches and stars. This year, in the
judges involved that day. this year at State Drama. in Album of the Year with Many have enjoyed
When asked how he 44th annual award show, her hit CD, “Revolution,” watching the CMA’s as far
Canyon Ridge had its the major stars included
own drama team competing felt about State Drama Song of the Year with “The back as they can remember,
competition and the Miranda Lambert, Blake house that built me,” Music and each year it amazingly
in a variety of events: Shelton, Lady Antebellum,
Ensemble Pantomime, likelihood of success, Jake Video of the Year with “The keeps getting better and
Silvester said, “I have mixed and Brad Paisley. house that built me,” and better. Will the legends like
Serious Ensemble, As most of us know,
Humorous Ensemble, feelings about State. It one of the highest honors, George Strait, Reba, and
was stressful yet amusing the Entertainer of the Year Female Vocalist of the Year. Martina MacBride continue
Humorous Solo, Original award is a big one; to many
Humorous, Original Serious, last year—but definitely Another successful to shine? Will Miranda
a good time! This year it it’s the highest honor. This country group was the hit Lambert, Blake Shelton,
and Costume Design. year’s winner happened
Students demonstrated [Pantomime Ensemble] trio, Lady Antebellum. They and Lady Antebellum
should do pretty well, to also be one of the hosts proudly took home the continue moving up the
their skill in either an for the third year in a row,
acting or technical event, but it depends on what Vocal Group of the Year, and ladder of country music?
everyone else brings to the Brad Paisley. Brad won the the Single of the Year with Will new faces such as
and their performance award for the first time over
was a reflection of the table. I have confidence their audience-favorite, The Band Perry, Love and
that we will break into Miranda Lambert, Lady “Need You Now.” The group Theft, and Eric Church
rehearsal process done in Antebellum, Keith Urban,
Introduction to Theatre, the semi-final round.” was also nominated for get their break through?
So, if you see a drama and the Zac Brown Band. Entertainer of the Year, Album Will new bands emerge?
Intermediate Acting or One of the next awards
Advanced Acting. Students kid walking down the of the Year, Song of the Year, These are all questions
hall, ask him or her how in line for ‘the highest and Music Video of the Year, that will most certainly be
were scored in each round honors’ is; Male Vocalist of the
of performance by a judge, they did at either District unfortunately falling short. answered in next year’s 45th
IV competition or State. Year. This year’s nominees Other winners were annual CMA Awards, but
and each round gave were Dierks Bentley, George
students an opportunity to It is almost a guarantee “Sugarland” for Vocal Duo until then, keep it country.
that the answer will be Strait, Blake Shelton, Brad of the Year, “The Zac Brown
improve and receive points
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Favorite Christmas songs: new and old
Colleen Joslin new Christmas songs, hot Franklin. Don’t forget about said her favorite Christmas doghouse” by Snoop Dogg.
cocoa, and blankets of “Let it snow! Let it snow! Let song is the classic, “I’ll be “…And a Happy New Year”,
Opinion Editor white snow are some of it Snow!” By Dean Martin. home for Christmas.” Mr. The Maine. These are some
Snow falls on the the best things in the world “I Saw Mommy Kissing Belliston quotes, “’ Santa of the new releases of 2010.
windshield as a Christmas during this time of the year. Santa Claus”, by Jimmy baby‘ by U2 is my favorite.” So when that next
song comes on the radio. Some of the greatest Boyd, “Jingle Bell Rock”, by Some new Christmas blanket of snow hits the
That warm fuzzy feeling Christmas songs of all time Bobby Helms, and “Rockin’ songs coming out in 2010 windshield, turn up the
tingles in your stomach as would be, “White Christmas” Around the Christmas are “Christmas Tree” by volume and get in the
you realize it’s that time by Bing Crosby, and “Winter Tree”, by Brenda Lee. Lady Gaga. “30 days” by Christmas spirit, with some
of year again. Classic and Wonderland” by Aretha Jessica Groesbeck’s NeverShoutNever! “In the wonderful Christmas songs.

Top songs, books,


and movies of 2010 2010 TV update
Courtney Cunningham The Notebook by Nicholas apocalypse took place still seriousness about it.
Sparks, and 13 Reasons Chase Petty and was in a coma when it This show always makes
Managing Editor Why, by Jay Asher. In the started. He wakes up to find someone want more after
Humor Editor
2010 has been a top four books are The Last There are a plethora nothing and is now on a the episode. One can catch
year full of new ideas in all Song by Nicholas Sparks at of hot T.V. shows out there hunt to find his wife and son. Psych on USA Network,
entertainment industries. number four, Dear John by right now. One could This show keeps one Wednesday’s at 8 p.m.
In the movies the creativity Nicholas Sparks at number watch the new zombie on the edge of his seat, Modern Family is a
and the special affects in three, next at number two show and see someone get and never knowing what show about Clair and Phil’s
movies have exploded, the is the Harry Potter Series by their face eaten, or watch a will happen. It shows what family, her parent’s family,
new beats and tunes of the J.K. Rowling, and finally at psychic detective do work mankind really would and her brother’s family.
songs have expanded, and number one is the Twilight on criminals with all of his do to survive. It airs on The show is about ordinary
the imagery and stories of Saga by Stephanie Meyer. witty puns along the way, Sundays on AMC at 8 p.m. things in life but proves
books continue to amaze. Next is the song or just lay back and watch The next show, Psych, to be funny nonetheless.
Though many are great, only department, the top ten a show about a family. is about a psychic detective When all the families
the ten most extraordinary overall songs have yet to be The Walking Dead is a Shawn Spencer and his get together viewers will
movies, books, and published so we will break zombie thrill ride that takes partner Burton Guster who be sure to laugh. This is
songs made our list. it down into departments. place in and around Atlanta, solves cases in their own on Wednesday’s at 8 p.m.
The movies have According to top40.about. Georgia. It revolves around, unique way and always on ABC. So pick a new
been great, from animated com, the top in pop are Sheriff Rick Grimes, who seems to get it done. Even show and watch, maybe
to romance to action as follows: at number was shot before the zombie though this show is usually it could be a new favorite.
to comedy and even to one is Misery by Maroon funny and clever, there is
fantasy, which kicks off our 5, California Gurls by Katy

Classic Christmas film


countdown with number Perry feat. Snoop Dogg at
10, “Clash of the Titans” number two, number three
bringing in $163.192 million is B.O.B feat. Hayley Williams
in the box office. Numbers with Airplanes, then at
9 through 6 are all movies four is Cooler than Me by is visited by four ghosts, classical movie of all time
loved by the kids and Mike Posner, Bulletproof by Jorge Martinez hoping to change his heart comes with the story of a
enjoyed by the parents; La Roux at five, Eminem’s Photography Editor and open it to the spirit of Miracle on 34th Street, of
number 9 is “The Karate Kid” Not Afraid in the six slot, Christmas. With the film an elderly man who claims
followed by “How to Train Billionaire by Travie McCoy Christmas, it
can mean many things. being remade so many to be the real Santa Clause.
your Dragon,”“Shrek Forever feat. Bruno Mars at number times, it’s no wonder it’s People think he has gone
seven, Sarah McLachlan at One very special way to
After,” and “Despicable so good, because each mad and institutionalize
number eight with Loving show all those meanings
Me” at number 6. Next is a individual shows his or him as being crazy. Then
you is Easy, then at number is through imagination.
not-so-kids-movie full of her different perspective he comes across a young
nine is Usher feat. will.i.am Through imagination come
action, “Inception.” Then through their eyes when lawyer who decides to help
with OMG, and finally at movies like A Christmas
there is a film most have they create the film. and defend him. He goes
number ten is 3OH!3’s Carol or How the Grinch
seen before, it’s loved by With A Christmas against the court judge
“My first kiss” feat. Ke$ha. Stole Christmas. Over the
kids, adults and especially Carol being a family favorite and argues that man really
Next is the top years classical Christmas
those dang teenagers, there is also the movie is Santa Clause. He later
country hits, number one movies have gone, but not
this much debated with the famous quote meets a little girl who really
is Need You Now by Lady passed like other things
movie is “The Twilight ‘You’ll Shoot your Eye Out.’ believes in him, but is told by
Antebellum, The House do. They’ve stayed with us
Saga: Eclipse “bringing You guys guessed it; A her parents that she won’t
That Built Me by Miranda because of the great story
in $300.099 million. Christmas Story, in which a be able to get the Christmas
Lambert, Mine by Taylor lines. Now with Christmas
In the books young boy, Ralphie, must that she’s always wanted.
Swift, Miranda Lambert’s coming and everybody
category was decided convince his parents that a Except those events start
White Liar, at number four, A getting in the spirit of
by student opinion over Red Ryder gun is the perfect to change and her life is
Little More Country Then That Christmas, people are out
top selling, so after many gift for Christmas. The film forever changed when she
by Easton Corbin, Hillbilly buying Christmas presents
students’ opinions were is ideal because it has many meets Santa and gets all the
Bone by Blake Shelton everywhere, including
tallied, the top ten are as scenes filled with comedy dreams that she has always
feat. Trace Adkins, Carrie movies. A Christmas Carol
follows. At numbers ten and to give the audience big dreamed of. Just as Susan
Underwood with Momma’s is just one of the many
nine we have Percy Jackson laughs. Most people’s and everyone believed, so
Song, All About Tonight by movies that really stand out
and the Olympians by Rick favorite scene is where do the rest of the people
Blake Shelton at number because it tells a unique
Riordan and 19 Minutes by Ralphie gets his tongue who get to watch these
8, and at numbers nine story of a closed-hearted,
Jodi Picoult. Next at number stuck on the freezing, ice films because it’s all the
and ten are Sugarland with stingy, and greedy business
eight is the classic Holes cold pole and firefighters are creativity that a director and
Stuck Like Glue and My Kind man, who absolutely hates
by Louis Sachar, then at brought in to help him from his crew create to make an
A Party by Jason Aldean. Christmas. Then later this
numbers seven through five leaving his tender skin on it. immensely perfect story.
are Fallen by Lauren Kate, man, Ebenezer Scrooge,
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The Humpty Dumpty case Horoscopes Justice Straub
structure. The aged stone discovered the remnants of
Kameron Yeggy walls were poorly repaired a massive omelet. Someone Staff Writer
Staff Writer with twigs and hair gel, clearly wanted Mr. Dumpty
which easily crumbled un- poached, but who?
“Humpty Dumpty sat der pressure. Based on An analysis of the om- It’s the holidays; share the love.
on a wall; Humpty Dump- elet revealed its ingredients. Go tell your family and friends you
ty had a great fall. All the There was a pinch of Dump- love them. Go find an important

Aries
king’s horses and all the ty, a slice of ham, and a hint person and give them a present or
kings men could not put of jealousy. Somebody was cash.
Humpty together again.” jealous of Humpty’s perch
Poor Humpty. At one time upon the wall and clearly
or another we have all pon- wanted to take his place.
dered the question: How Who was it? It was none
did Mr. Dumpty come to be other than the infamous Go make a snow angel, throw a

Taurus
shattered before us? This Sammy Sausage. For years, snowball, and do something out-
question has baffled philos- Sammy had been envious doors! It’s too pleasant outside for
ophers since the beginning of Mr. Dumpty’s number you to sit around and not benefit
of time. Was our beloved one position on the Top from the white weather.
eggman pushed? Being the Breakfast Foods of America
scientifically superior indi- these observations, Hump- list, and when Humpty was
vidual that I am, I have re- ty easily could have fallen allowed a seat atop Fort
vealed the true story of the from his perch on the castle. Crackme, things went a lit-
Humpty of Dumpties. However, my investigation tle too far. Be glad to be alive. Take pleasure

Gemini
I began my research at was not over yet. Today, Humpty has a in life, because you’re going to die
the place where it all hap- At the base of Fort shrine in Fort Crackme, and soon.
pened: a castle in England Crackme, I took a close look Sammy Sausage was sen-
named Fort Crackme. As at the remaining pieces of tenced to the death pen-
I began to search for evi- eggshell. Although this alty and now can be found
dence, I noticed the many is considered the last evi- within Sausage McMuffins
safety violations in the dence of the Humpty Case, I everywhere.

Don’t worry! Your life will get bet-


ter. Believe in Christmas miracles.
Cancer

Invention of the candy cane So, you’re depressed. Well, you


tasted like peppermint and into a pond where he melt- know what? Cheer up, bucko! This
Karissa Larson celebrated the Christmas ed. Tarchione thanked this time of year isn’t to mope around
Leo

Staff Writer season. The head Munch- big, friendly man and got and be sad. We don’t need your
kin wanted it to be named back on his way. Tarchione negativity added onto the stress of
“candy” and said, “They endured the toughest of all shopping and wrapping gifts.
Some say that the first
must be in the shape of a journeys, and when he got
candy canes were invented
cane, so that when I turn old there, he met a society of his
in 1670 by a choirmaster at
and gray, I may put them to size: Oompa Loompas.
the Cologne Cathedral, who
good use. Therefore we will These strange little
handed them out to keep You know what you need; a nice
call it the Candy Cane.” Bel- men of Tarchione’s size were
young ones quiet during instrument. Go learn how to play
liston sent Tarchione to the very interesting. They sang
Virgo

the Christmas ceremony. one and then you can go pick up


chocolate factory to consult to him, “Oompa Oompa
Apparently they were “bent” chicks at the mall. Sitting around
Mr. Wonka. Doopa dee do. I’ve got an-
into their now famous your house is not fun.
Tarchione took a long other puzzle for you. If you
shape to honor the celebra-
journey through, what wish for a candy recipe, then
tion. Who would ever be-
Fairy Godmother would all you have to do is follow
lieve such a silly thing? It is
call, “Blithering winds and me.” So Tarchione contin-
obviously the Munchkins in
scorching deserts. He ued through the chocolate
the Land of Oz who invent-
climbed to the highest factory, where he had a four
ed the candy cane.
room in the tallest tow- hour meeting with Mr. Won- Go caroling. Share the beautiful
It started a long time
er,” and yet that was not ka. After much debate, they sound of your voice, well unless
ago, say . . . 50 million
Libra

enough torture. He came finally settled for red and you can’t sing. Then stay home and
months ago? Now this was
into contact with his arch white striped candy canes. watch Rudolph or something.
back in the dinosaur age
enemy the wicked witch Tarchione was pleased with
when the Land of Oz was
of the west, Mr. Zuercher. completing his job and
first established, and Mr.
This wicked witch ques- headed back through the
Tarchione and Mr. Belliston
tioned Tarchione about his wind and desert to Munch-
were first born. The first
journey, and of course he kin Land. Belliston sampled
munchkins were tired of
gave in to Zuercher, spill- the new invention and was
eating dirt and rocks; most Go down to the soup kitchen and
ing about the secret candy very ecstatic.
of them broke their teeth on help out. Those homeless people
formula they were looking If anyone ever says that
Scorpio

these “hard candies” of their can’t feed themselves, so why


for. Zuercher continues to a choir master invented
time and could only eat the don’t you do it?
pick on Tarchione by mak- candy canes, they are lying
floor of Oz.
ing him name ten candy to you. It is very clear that
One Sunday when the
bars, giving him swirlies in the head munchkin, Canyon
head Munchkin, Belliston,
the outhouse, and dumping Ridge’s very own Belliston
was reading his morning
him in the trash repeatedly. created these magical can-
paper, on an article on the
Just when Tarchione dies. Of course Belliston will
new sap covered leaves,
thought his life would never say he is in his thirties, but
he consulted his Munchkin Start saving money; you’re going
get better, Fat Albert came he is honestly over 4 mil-
Sagittarius

secretary, Tarchione, about to have to buy presents for people.


to his rescue and said, “Hey, lion years old; keeping the
a new food. Belliston want- Friends need to know you care.
hey, hey! Which witch wants secret of the candy cane all
ed something new to add Show them by spending ridiculous
to play?” With that, he threw to himself.
to the table; something that amounts of money. Nothing says I
the wicked witch Zuercher
love you like a new 3D TV.

Worst Christmas gift ideas


Your relatives are important too.
Capricorn

bad idea would be getting my friend gave me an anni-


Alexis Bowler a box full of bitten out of versary card on Christmas!” Think about them right around
chocolates. Forrest Gump Everyone has always now. Tell them you believe their
Staff Writer said, “Life is like a box of longed for something they wonderful and that you love them.
chocolates, you never know have wanted but never You could always say I love you
Christmas is coming what you’re gonna get.” Well been able to get. For Christ- with an incredible gift!
and presents are considered Forrest was right, one will mas this is possibly that
to be one of the best parts never know what they are chance to give them that
about the holiday. Every- gonna get if all of it is gone. one special thing. In some
one looks forward to that Many people could eas- cases these gifts are hand- Your family needs to eat, so why
Aquarius

morning when they open ily take things the wrong me-downs and in some sit- not cook the Christmas dinner?
their eyes, run underneath way; the person giving the uations that is not the ideal Throw a turkey in the oven, or
the Christmas tree, and tear gift could possibly have gift. For instance used shoes some tofu. Fill glasses with egg
apart wrapping paper. What the best intentions, but the or scratched CD’s or a movie nog and enjoy! Even go a step far-
they are expecting is some- ones receiving the gift could perhaps is not the typical ther and give the dog a treat too.
thing completely amazing take it the wrong way. For gift that everyone looks for-
and worth the wait, but instance, one may love get- ward to.
sometimes what is received ting deodorant for Christ- Everyone wants the
is not what was expected. mas while another could best gift under the tree You need more excitement in your
One of the absolute think they are being told to have their name on it. life. Go jump off a bridge. You need
Pisces

worst gifts is anything to do to take a shower and they Christmas is almost here so to do something that’s exciting
with a diet plan or a mem- need to get their smelly give a gift that they will truly and adrenaline pumping action!
bership to the gym. No one butts out of the room. Ju- appreciate; after all it could Merry Christmas to you.
wants others to take notice nior, Josh Merman says “I be you.
of their waist size. Another once received q-tips, and
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Humor
The top ways to catch some of Santa’s reindeer
Cheyenne Boldt retrieve Reindeer? Did set the trap to open up like 3. If you wait until Santa After every touchdown,
he coax them into his a cage and trap them on is out of sight, hop into his move the game closer to
Features Editor workshop with food only top of your mechanical roof sleigh. Take them for a little your front or back door,
to brainwash them into that will take them into your spin around the city. Sure, once they get close enough,
Many people may not
wanting to deliver presents? bedroom where you will you may not get to keep just push them in and lock
believe in Santa and his
Did he hit them with a dart keep them. them, but it will definitely the door.
Reindeer. But there are
full of Christmas Spirit and 2. One could also use be the best ride of your life.
many that still believe in
they followed him home? a net and some carrots, the 4. If you push Santa off
the King of Christmas cheer
Or did he simply walk up to reindeer are very fond of of your roof, then you could
and his reindeer. There have
them and harness them up? carrots, so when the sleigh just un-harness the reindeer,
even been “Santa Sightings”.
Well here are some pulls up, throw the net and and take them inside where
His reindeer seem to be very
foolproof ways to capture capture the reindeer of your you can fatten them up, and
fond of him, even though he
one of his holiday helpers. choice. They won’t be able they won’t want to leave.
ties them to his sleigh and
1. Set out some food. to get out because their 5. Put on a Reindeer
has them dash through the
Reindeer absolutely love antlers will get tangled up costume. Start a game of
cold piercing air carrying all
gingerbread cookies. If you in the net forcing them to football with your friends,
of the presents.
leave out a plate of cookies go into your house to get and when they arrive, they
So one may wonder,
while Santa is dishing out untangled, and then just will want to play too (After
how did Santa come to
those gifts, then you can hide them in your closet. all, they just love football).

What really happened to Frosty


10 ways to... Michael Chapple
Staff Writer
could this have happened
within an hour’s time? Many
would say the only way is
were all hiding in a corner.
I approached Rudolph and
asked him, “What are all

Go down the stairs “Soon they came to


a corner and around the
corner came a warm, gusty
that Frosty didn’t melt! It
was decided to take the
investigation a little further
the reindeer doing here?”
Rudolph replied, “We are
hiding out because Santa’s
Walk. Gotta wind. Off went Frosty’s when it was discovered mom is in town.”Not wanting
love the hat. And away went Frosty that a huge gaping hole in to get anymore distracted, I

1 basics.
after it.”(petcaretips.net).
That was the last time the
the side of the road; many
would call this a sewage
ignored Rudolf and pushed
forward. Coming to yet
children ever saw Frosty. drain. another corner I spotted a
Where could he have gone? I decided to take a trip glimpse of light to the left,
Many say Frosty has melted; down into the sewers. When and felt a cool breeze. This
is this true, or is Frosty still arriving at the bottom, I mysterious light led me to a
among us? got a very big surprise. room, and to my astonished
The investigation The Teenage Mutant Ninja surprise, there was Frosty
Jump/Hurdle/ started at the last place Turtles were mud wrestling; and all his snowy glory
2 Dolphin Dive.
Frosty was seen, Boiler
Point. When first arriving at
or was it mud? Not even
our best detectives want
sitting at a table sparkling
up his button nose!
the scene of Frosty’s demise, to know the answer to this. So this investigation
investigators noticed the Continuing through the comes to a close with yet
puddle left behind from sewer, I came to yet another another case solved.
the melting of Frosty had revelation. Rudolph and
Parkour or magically disappeared. How the seven other reindeer

Free-run.
3 Christmas cookie cutters amazing cookie cutters and for grannies, but if you slap
Cody Cunningham their special qualities. Within some frosting on a little
Staff Writer the first paragraph, the cooked dough we will love
Have you ever spent article states that “Classic it just the same.
Roll like Sonic an afternoon looking at the Christmas cookie cutters Now talking about
the Hedgehog. “Classic Cookie Christmas are still one of the most specific classic Christmas

4 Cutters” articles on the


internet? There seriously
popular kitchen accessories
to keep as a staple in your
cookie cutters, “One of the
most unique items from
are websites out there that Christmas.” But to be honest the collection of classic
talk solely about Classic most of us care more about Christmas cookie cutter is
Christmas Cookie Cutters. To the spoon that puts food the Message-in-a-Cookie
some, it may be ridiculous; in your mouth. “Though Holiday Cookie Cutter. Made
Slide on your but to others, it is their pride
and joy during the winter
most people enjoy keeping
things basic, you can still
by Williams-Sonoma this
unique cookie cutter is great
face. holidays. create a beautiful cookie for parties and conveying
5 An article, “Classic
Christmas Cookie Cutters”
with a classic Christmas
cookie cutter and still get
personal thoughts and
feeling.” But some people,
on associatedcontent. your original create thought like this author, are simply
com, states all about these across to the recipient.” True over thinking the issue.

6 steps at a A senior Christmas wish list


time.
6 Nic Magee Hurry fast, because they are
going like wildfire.
be on top of her wish list,
Canyon Ridge’s very own
Staff Writer Second would have to Kelly Ann Buddecke(senior)
Christmas is well upon be all of the Twilight books. responded, “All I have ever
us again, and every boy and There’s nothing better than wanted for Christmas is
girl knows that it’s time to sitting by the fireplace late world peace and happiness.
whip out the pen and paper, at night, and reading about “ Senior Garren Moreno has
Walk on your and start making a wish list. some vampire love. It’s the asked for,”Another Lakers
I’m here to help you get the best! championship.”
hands you most out of your Christmas Third, I would of course, Another hot item I’ve
7 crazy monkey. with a few ideas that I think
will be the hottest gifts in
ask for a kitten calendar.
Fourth would have to
been hearing about, the
newest addition to the Call
town. be one of those toy cars you of Duty series, Call of Duty:
I know what would be can drive. Black Ops. This seems to be
first on my wish list, and That’s all that I could at the top of most wish lists
that would be a pony. A pink think of when it comes to if not close towards the top.
Fail at walking pony. Ponies are the rarest my wish list, so I took it to With the combination
on your hands. animal known to man, and
I know exactly where to
the halls of CRHS, and asked of these gifts, your lifelong

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a couple of students what dream will be fulfilled. That
get them. They are on sale might be on their wish list. pink pony has finally been
at K-mart for just $199.99. When asked what would rode. Go Christmas!

Toboggan. Hit
some sweet
9 jumps with it.

Sleeping bag
luge like the
10 Jamaican
bobsled team.
*These awesome ideas are not meant to be performed at Shantya Runkle
school.
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Player profile: Bonnie Detweiler
Courtney Cunningham This year she dominated plays wing and can be
center midfield and played found weekly tearing it up
Managing Editor the occasional sweeper on our home court. Kim
Bonnie Detweiler, position. Her coach, Kristi Wray says, “Bonnie is one
senior, is a talented, well- Mishler says, “Bonnie was of the toughest, hardest
rounded athlete. Last an excellent player, and her working kids I have coached
year she was a three sport good attitude and smile in sixteen years. Bonnie is
letterman participating helped keep the team’s a team player and leader.
in varsity soccer, varsity spirits up and going.” She comes to practice
basketball, and varsity Bonnie also loves and games prepared
softball. So far this year basketball. She began ready to work hard.”
Bonnie has been a captain playing recreational Next year Bonnie
of the varsity soccer basketball in fifth grade hopes to go to college at
team and has begun the and worked her way up either CSI or Rexburg and
basketball season on to the varsity level seven is not sure whether she will
varsity for the second year. years later. Her coach Kim continue sports. Whether
Photo by Courtney Cunningham
Bonnie’s favorite sport Wray has been coaching Bonnie will continue, or not Senior Bonnie Detweiler (14) guards Rigby’s number 24 in the first game
is soccer and she started her in basketball since 8th she has had an excellent at home against Rigby.
playing in seventh grade. grade. Bonnie generally athletic career so far.

Coach Profile: Mike Ridgeway MLS goes coast to coast


coached at the previous seniors, most of them with Craig Bartlett include Greg Kerfoot,
Alex Ridgeway level. “I was ecstatic when a year of experience at the businessmen Steve Luczo
Arts & Entertainment I got the job here,” says varsity level under their Staff Writer and Jeff Mallett, and Phoenix
Editor Ridgeway. belts. Expectations are Major League Soccer Suns all-star Steve Nash.
Whether screaming Even last year, as the high. “We should make it to was founded in 1993 in Whitecaps FC are scheduled
at the refs from the bench Hawks finished their measly the district championship preparation of the United to join the MLS at the
or calmly instructing his 4-18 season, there was no game,” comments Kevin States to host the FIFA start of their 2011 season.
players in the locker room, heat on Ridgeway from the Costa, Senior. World Cup in 1994, but The Portland Timbers
Mike Ridgeway is the brains fans. The flashes of brilliance In just his second year the first season didn’t were founded in 1975,
of the Canyon Ridge boys’ that were somewhat rare on the job, this Canyon start until 1996, with the and were also a part of
basketball team. After through last season were Ridge head coach has done league consisting of only the NASL, but due to high
years of coaching both boys enough to allow patience a great job building CRHS’s ten clubs. Since ’96, MLS player salaries, and other
and girls at what was then on their parts, but now that basketball program. If his has developed six new expenses, they played their
Stuart Junior High, Coach time is up and the pressure team improves as much in clubs, one of them being last game August 22, 1982.
Ridgeway became the first is on. the win column as many are across our nation’s border, Nineteen years
ever head basketball coach Canyon Ridge High predicting, perhaps a Great in Toronto, Canada. Still in passed before they were
of the Riverhawks, hoping School is returning four of Basin Conference “Coach of a stage of development, reintroduced to the USL in
to bring success to the five starters. Ten out of its the Year” award may be in Major League Soccer has 2001. In 2007, the Timbers
same group of kids he had eleven varsity players are the future as well. taken three United Soccer were bought by the Merritt
League (semi-pro) clubs Paulson, owner of the minor
to advance into the MLS. league baseball team the

Top College Basketball teams The Vancouver


Whitecaps were founded
in 1974 and played in the
Portland Beavers, and he
instantly began discussion
with the MLS on taking
Chase Petty championship banner. Jared loss of Evan Turner, David North American Soccer the Timbers from a USL
Berry, Junior, says “Duke is Lighty is going to have to League (NASL), until the club to a Major League
Humor Editor really good, I think they are step it up big time. At the franchise. The Portland
league dissolved in 1984.
Now is the time for all of going to the championship number five spot is the They were reintroduced Timbers will have their first
those hardcore basketball again. “At number two, Pittsburgh Panthers. They to the Canadian Soccer MLS kickoff March 2011.
fans out there, the time for there is the Michigan have Brandon Wanamaker League (CSL) in 1986, as The MLS has gone a
college basketball. All of St. Spartans. With great coming back and Pittsburgh the Vancouver 86ers, but in long way in only seventeen
those magical moments guard play returning and has been looking fairly 1993 they merged into the years of existence, and
and intense games are their lock down defense, good so far this year. United Soccer League (USL). has made it a league goal
back and the top teams anything is possible for College basketball is In 2001 they changed to continue expanding.
are dominating their this Spartan squad. The one of the most exciting their name back to the With all of the work put
competition. So who are the number three team is the sports to watch. The players Vancouver Whitecaps, due in by MLS commissioner,
best five teams to start out Kansas St. Wildcats. Jacob put in so much heart into to the nearby mountains Don Garber, and many
in college basketball so far? Pullen will have to be the the game and always and the Pacific Ocean. other board members,
At the top of the list we leader of this young team, play hard, so this year is In 2003, their name was they will proudly open
have the Duke Blue Devils but with an explosive expected to be a successful changed again, slightly, their nineteenth franchise,
at number one. Duke has offense it shouldn’t be too one. See what happens to Vancouver Whitecaps the Montreal Impact,
Kyle Singler and Nolan hard. Ohio St. Buckeyes are this year by watching as FC. Their current owners in the 2012 season.
Smith both returning this number four. With the big much basketball as one can.
year hoping for another

Rock curling - the unknown sport


broom; all three are vital go in. Players run in front
BCS preview is overrated and TCU has the
Heaven Marsh Alex Ridgeway
parts to the game. The of the moving curling motivation of representing
News Editor curling sheet is the actual stone and brush quickly Arts & Entertainment the “little guys”, TCU pulls
Many know what a sheet of ice that the game or slowly depending on Editor off an extremely close win.
touchdown is but few is played on. It is 146 to where they want the stone. The college football Next we have the Fiesta
people know what a shot 150 ft and has a target or The people who use the season has reached its Bowl. Oklahoma makes
rock is. With football being a house on the end. The broom are called sweepers. climax. The biggest bowl their usual appearance in
the most known sport in house has three rings and Sportsmanship is games are now set in stone this game, but against a
the United States, curling all three are different colors considered as the best and ready to bring some of brand new opponent in the
is possibly the least known to differentiate between the part of curling all over the most exciting moments Connecticut Huskies. There
sport. Rock curling is an outer, middle, and center the world. When a player in sports. Five of these is no reason to explain this
Olympic sport, involving ring. The ice nowadays is touches the stone with the games, called the BCS, are game; the Big East has
a huge rock, a sheet of usually refrigerated, but broom or a body part, it is the biggest, most traditional, no business being an AQ
ice, and two brooms. back in the day, the game called burning a stone and and most important of all. conference. Oklahoma wins
The game is played by was played on a lake or pond. is considered a foul. The Playing for it all in the by at least four touchdowns.
brushing the ice, causing it The name curling players call their own fouls National Championship Ohio State plays
to create a pathway for the comes from a description of and everyone is honest game in Glendale, Arizona Arkansas in New Orleans
rock that is positioned on the movement of the stone. about it. The Spirit of Curling are Auburn and Oregon. for the Sugar Bowl. If you
the target on the ice sheet The curling stone is much is sacred to curling players This game presents two ask me, Ryan Mallet will
to help the team. The team like a football. It is the main and is upheld at even the of the most high-powered lead the Razorbacks past
that has the highest amount object of the game and is smallest gatherings of offenses in the nation and the Buckeyes for the simple
of points based on where put into scoring position. curlers. It is even traditional pits two of the leading reason that I hate Ohio State.
their stones are placed The stone weighs between for the winner to buy the Heisman candidates against Arkansas wins by two scores.
on the target wins. The 38 and 44 pounds and has loser a drink after the game. one another, and is sure One of the most
team can decide whether a handle attached to the to be an epic shoot-out. I interesting games will
to knock the other team’s top to push it harder and predict that Oregon gets surely be the Orange Bowl.
stone off of the target or rotate the stone the way off to a hot start, but Cam Virginia Tech rides their
get their stone in a good it needs to go. The stone Newton brings Auburn eleven-game winning
scoring position. Curling is is made of granite. There back in the fourth quarter streak into Miami to take
more about strategy and are eight stones per team as he has all year for the win. on the impressive-looking
logic than physical and to be thrown. Curling Another incredible Cardinal of Stanford.
muscle power, which is brooms have changed match-up comes in the Andrew Luck will have a
why it is often referred to much over the years, going Rose Bowl. TCU and great game, but don’t bet
as “Chess on Ice.” The game from corn stalk brooms to Wisconsin are coming to against the Hokies; they
has been an official winter fabric brushes. The curling Pasadena, California to always find a way to win.
Olympic sport since 1998. broom is used to change determine whether the This year’s bowl games
There are three the friction in front of the Horned Frogs’ defense can have the potential to be
main parts of curling: the stone being a means of stop the power-run game of the greatest ever. Tune
curling sheet, the curling directing the stone towards the Badgers. I predict that in to see who comes out
stone, and the curling the position it needs to because Wisconsin’s offense on top as champions.

Come out and cheer on your Hawks


Girls Basketball Thursday night at Twin Falls, and the Boys here against Twin on Friday
Freshmen and JV games start at 5 pm and Varsity at 7 pm
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The River
Riverhawk Review - Twin Falls, ID - Tuesday, December 14, 2010

No Fairy
C reative
Writing
Ben Etcheverry
Tale
The Poem
of Life
Mystic
Water crash from bank to
bank
Canter as a roaring mass
Hand is lifted to deliver
Comfort from the
growing pain
Chris Carey
She dwells in a castle of
her own making. . .
Dakota Lyons
Ireland Chris Carey
Felt my body as it sank Calming waters pass me and, there withal dwell A life with love, fear, and
Into the rivers winding by despair, desolation, hatred. Agonizing
pass Cool refreshment shocks despondency. You will be something Beauty
Banks are stained with the skin different, but you can’t Captures
vile corrosion Feel the soul give in to Each stone is bigger— be the same in anyway. Dwarves,
Life that strangles life sky stronger than the I will change your life like Elves,
from stone Body left to float within last—immutable. . you changed mine. Fairies,
Face is charred with cold Wicked wind caress my .impenetrable. The flower that grows Gnomes
emotion lips from the earth was by Happily
Ecstasy collides with Crisp, enticing, bold, and There is no crack—save my tears from my eyes. Ignoring
bone new One—which mere These tears were Jocund
Tide that wriggles, mortal can spy. produced by a fear of Kinsmen
Eddies ripple, sink and writhes, and rips life, Lounging
flow Foaming white gives way No prince—no white I can’t always be there Magnificently
Rolling like an astral to blue horse—no savior from for you in everyway, Nigh
wave Body pours into the this fortress. But I can be there right Oberon’s
Hands collide with grips coast No castle in the sand by your side facing this Palace,
and know Hands outstretched and washed clean by oceans fear with you. Quietly
They give before they’ve fingers clenched of True love. When we face this fear, Rollicking,
gone and gave I raise my head upon the we will pray for it to Surrounding
Rapids crack and strike beach Dusty Cinderella, bobbed come out right, Titania
and shiver My body like my soul is Rapunzel, fatal Aurora, The life I left is made for Underneath
Crushing with enticing drenched songless Mermaid, cruel another to finish I might Voluminous
weight Beauty. . .no princess fair. leave with fear, Willows—
But I can save many with Xanadu’s

Take a Look Around Shantya Runkle


Silence is her King.
. .desperation her
handmaiden—
that left over strength
from that fear.
Yearly
Zenith.

She is cold stone.


Take a look around Now take a gander,
And tell me what you At the boy become
Unchanged, things go
see,
An old country,
savior,
Married to a pretty girl, A Collection astray
There is a man
Whose name is Stan.
And a gentle man beside With no parents left to Nicolas Schmid Day by day.
He burgles as he bowls
me, raise herm The feelings remain;
And if you look deep Both now gone, Bottled up in vain. And he struts as he
Disciplinary measures strotes.
enough, But none could be I can’t help but think
braver. I take lightly as feathers. His dog diggles of dome
A baby you will see. That you want me to
No one to rule me, sink. And his fish feek of fosh.
Take a look again, Take a look around, No one to obey. Memories to flay, If you’d seen his wife
The man gone for a Can you see it, If I can be free, Washed up and gray; You’d say she shorgles
moment, An empty house fell of Then I’ve seized the day Inevitable glee with shangle.
Before the war, broken dreams, If it were just you and
And the government And only you left to me.
stole it, behold it,
Now a waiting wide and An old country road,
child,
With no father to hold it.

Take another gaze,


With a lonely woman
before it.

Now close your eyes,


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Memories of You! Kimberly Crowley


I wish heaven had a Speak your name.
phone so I could hear All I have are memories

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