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一年光阴就这样忙忙碌碌的过去了,这两天思来想去,觉得应该给这过去的一年一个了结,于是便有了这个小小
的电子书。
在机考的时代,这里的很多单词或许已经过时,但对我来说,在这里倾注的汗水与获得的乐趣也许将铭记一生,
我愿与所有的 G 友分享这一切,分享这平淡生活中的一点点忙碌与激动。
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下面是当初刚编完故事时的一点感想。
先谈谈故事背词的几点优劣吧,不是之处请大家指正。
偶觉得优点有二
2. 本科的时候有一种说法
大一时:不知道自己不知道
大二时:知道自己不知道
大三时:不知道自己知道
大四时:知道自己知道
偶觉得故事的意义就在于可以帮你跳过第一阶段,和第三阶段,在起点就知道自己到底有甚么应该知道而不知道
的东西。到最后不会因为疑神疑鬼老担心自己一无所知而精神分裂。(HeHe,当然这个大四阶段还只是一个构
思,还没有成为现实,偶现在自己也还没到这个层次)
缺点有三:
1. 从一个单词的音形义三角度来看,故事只提供了一个意义的背景,而对音与形则无从涉及,音的方面可以用新
东方或 BBS 上看来的谐音助记,形的方面一个是了解词根再者就是老鱼的拆词法或者东方其它老师的胡思乱想
了。偶的计划是看看蓝宝书,及水母精华的各种总结,不知各位以为如何。另外,对单词的 etymology 偶也是
不甚了了,sigh.
3. 因为本身水平的限制,或者有时候为了故事自身的完整性,欧可能会误用了很多词义,更可能会漏了很多词
义。有时候很多同、近义词被偶不加选择的混用了,实在是因为本人对那些 nuance 不甚了了。哪位读者如果能
不厌其烦帮偶指出,小弟这厢里先谢过了。
几点说明:
单词后面的数字也是老鱼的词频数据。
有什么问题可以直接与我联系,E-mail: dongyj@263.net
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飞越疯人院
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青霉素的发现及其他
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既然谈到了科学,不妨再谈谈它的 antithesis1(对立面)—apocryphal1(伪)科学吧。科学界也不是净土,总
会有一些 aspirant 为了名誉、地位、asset3(财产),甚至仅仅为了骗得上级 appropriation2 而充当了科学
的 apostate1。
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科学双刃剑
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鸿门宴
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东汉末年,天下大乱,隆中出一奇人,名诸葛孔明,此人天文地理无所不通,知识面巨 comprehensive5,旁
人读书总追究细节,而他却不守这些 conventionality1,只看看 conspicuous11 的 conspectus 可以很 conv
ersant 了(所谓亮独观其大略)。因此被认为是当世 constellation (将星群)中最璀璨的一颗。
桃园结义
舌战群儒
火烧联营
吊周瑜
白帝城托孤
流氓大亨(上)
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encapsulate1 为“六象法则” .
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官员蜕变史
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Brave heart
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名楼的诞生
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二战故事
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进化论
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广博的眼界让他解决了很多的 suspense 。
起义
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窈窕淑女
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当她最终 run the whole gamut of a lady 的时候,Mike 禁不住 gambol 1 with gaiety。现在,在 Party
里,她经常被 garbled1 成 genteel(上流社会的)noblewoman。甚至 John 也被她 glamorous 的 attitude
所 glamoured,而不得不对 Mike genuflected。但她自己却一点也不 gleeful,她厌倦了上流社会那些 fustia
n 夸饰的的 fustian 夸大的话,和 gilded 的 gimmick1 骗人的玩意儿,觉得自己和这些人之间还是有很深的 ga
sh/gape。她经常因心怀 gall1 怨恨而神情 gloomy 2,身形也有些 gaunt。因为她再也不能像以前那样自由的
发出 a gale of laughter 了,因为无论走到哪儿,都会有一大群 gazers1 围观。
异乡客
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发表人:Digni_Tea(小创)
Rose was a student. She didn't like her teacher's homilies and hauteur. Her teacher once told her
that the crime of Nanking Holocaust was forgivable. It made Rose angry when she thought about
those heinous Japanese. So after the class she said in the face of her teacher: "How dare you say
that Nanking Holocaust is forgivable! Japanese had caused a great deal of havoc in China. You idi
ot and your heterodoxy!" her teacher hectored her: " Don't speak to me like this or I will gouge yo
ur eyes out with a hilted dagger." Rose said: "Should you do this I would pull my pistol out from th
e holster and shoot you to death. You helot. You gorgon."
Then rose went to her haunt by hitching: the seashore. She saw a helmsman sail a boat in the se
a. That helmsman saw her too. He turned the helm and the boat was coming nearer and nearer.
Although Rose was a homely girl, she was in her heyday. So she was somewhat attractive. That m
an went down into the hold. One minute later, the hatch opened, the man came out from the hold,
a harpoon in his hand and a helmet on his head! Perhaps he used it to prey hippocampus! That p
oor guy wanted to behave hardy before a lady! His heroics made rose feel sick. Rose could see th
at man's face clearly. What a hideous face! She really wished there were a hiatus in that boat so t
he boat would heel over.
Then something came into her mind: there was a hecatomb today. So she went home. She knock
ed the door. Her mother hobbled along on her crutches to open the door. "Where is my fathe
r?" "Your father want to harness that wild field behind our house. In the morning he hewed the hi
biscus out with a hatchet. Then he plowed the field. I think he is leveling clumps of earth with a h
arrow now." Rose didn't know why her father was working while her mother was doing nothing. Pe
rhaps because her mother had got the hepatitis. Perhaps father was henpecked and mother had t
he absolute hegemony over the family.
This made Rose think of her grandma. Her grandma didn't seem to harmonize with the family wh
en she was alive. The old women once had the hegemony over the family. When the old women d
ied, she left nothing to the heiress-Rose's mother, except the heritage of personality. It must be t
he problem of personality that decide who had the absolute hegemony over the family.
Rose had a brother named Jack. Jack was studying in a Chinese university, something like USTC. A
s far as she knew, Jack was doing some research work about histology in Biology Department. Jac
k had written one holograph to the family. He said: "I am a highbrow. You are lowbrows. So we ar
e heterogeneous." Jack was so haughty. Once Rose paid much homage to Jack. Now she didn't. "I
would rather be a hawker than a USTCer." She said to herself.
Then her father came in, a haversack on his huckle back, a helve in his hand. "What's wrong with
you, Rose?" Her father asked. "Nothing. Just I had a hassle with my teacher, that harridan," She sa
id, "does a hibiscus belong to heliotrope?" "I only know the hibiscus is herbaceous." "No, the hibis
cus is arberaceous," she corrected, "by the way, don't work too hard, be careful of heliosis." "Do
n't worry, the work isn't harrowing." Her father nodded.
In the afternoon the hoary hecatomb was held. A lot of heavy-handed hardy man led 100 hippopo
tamuses with hawsers. They heaved those hippopotamuses up onto the depots. Then one man pl
ayed the harpsichord. These were somewhat like histrionics. Everyone was hectic. It was because
of the hedge of convention that this rite was held. The hearsay said if the rite was not held each y
ear, the God will be very angry. It is hazardous to the villagers. The villagers are so hidebound. Af
ter the rite, each person had his helping of hirsute hippopotamus meat.
"Oh, dear God, can you change me into a hawk? Then I will fly to one haven to lead a hedonistic li
fe." Poor Rose sighed.
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发表人:Digni_Tea(小创)
One day P told me MM1 wanted me to do her a favor. It turned out that MM1's ma was hooked on
horticulture. There was a chrysanthemum exposition in XYJ Park. MM1 wanted me to take pictures
of those chrysanthemums so she could mail them to her ma who couldn't see the exposition. " Bu
t no honorariums." P told me. I did't care of course. Any way, my life was humdrum those days.
The next day, the weather was not horrendous, I went to XYJ with 3 MMs (two of them would do so
me else help). We hoodwinked/bamboozled the guarders who showed us no hospitality that we w
ere relatives of the manager. No sooner had we gone into the Park free than a horde of hooligans
came to us. There was a trouble on the horizon. But I knew they were only hulking louts. So I hoar
ed out to them: "Don't show any hubris before me. I have a pistol inside my holster." Of course it t
errified them. They ran away. Then we began taking pictures of chrysanthemums.
"How long have you honed your photographic skills?" MM3 asked. "2 years." "Can you tell me so
mething about photography." "Sure. First you must know horology well... There are numerous hur
dles on the road to success." "Oh. I am making an idol of you." I smiled. MM3 was a really lovely g
irl.
I said:"I hate the hurly-burly of city. I like husbandry. I want to lead an idyllic life. I like the hush of
the evening in countryside." "You enjoy quiet?" "I'm not certain. I am a hustler in our class. For I h
ave interests in lots of fields, I think I am good at none of them. Perhaps I am hypercritical with m
yself... I want to get my master degree of photography with honours." "Surely you will if you work
hard." "Thanks for your hortation."
"Are you an idolater." "Yes. I like MTW." Suddenly MM2 shouted to me: “How ignoble you are." I w
as so surprised after suffering such an ignominy. So I asked MM2:" What are you huffy about?" "M
TW is the initials of my name." "But MTW stands for Meng Ting Wei also." "She is hypersensitive b
ecause she is suffering from hypochondria." MM3 explained. "Oh." I sighed.
There was a hump far away. When we came near, we knew it was a hummock. There was an igloo
on the hummock. Icicle formed down the igloo. Beside the igloo was a hydrant. Icing formed on th
at hydrant. Beside the igloo was a hovel with a flock of hummingbirds on it.
Suddenly I heard the howling of a hyena. Then I saw a hound fighting against a hyena. Then a ho
yden came near. It turned out that the hound was hers. They were hunting hyenas in XYJ Park! I d
idn't have humane feelings towards hyenas after I watched the movie Lion King. So I just left the
m.
At noon a huckster came to us. MM1 bought something. She gave me a hunk of bread and said: "I
t's very kind of you to do me such a favor." "It's my pleasure. By the way, you really have filial pie
ty toward your ma." "My ma had ever gotten a serious kind of disease. When she convalesced sh
e was a mere husk of her former self. I knew she was hooked on horticulture. So I..." Her voice wa
s a little husky. I knew she was hyperbolic when she said that. But her filial piety moved me. Whe
n I went back, I saw beautiful sunglow was far away, I felt really happy. What a beautiful day! Wh
at a beautiful life!
文字狱
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皖南事变
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猎狮记
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发表人:Digni_Tea(小创)
There are so many words, having connection with sex, appear in list 26 and list 27: LASCIVIOUS, L
ECHEROUS, LECHERY, LEER, LEWD, LIBERTINE, LIBIDO, LUST, LIBIDINOUS, LICENTIOUS, LUSTFUL,
and LUBRICIOUS. It's so strange. Let's turn to my article.
I really long for those days When my Mom sang lullaby in my ears but I didn't want to sleep becau
se I was afraid of macabre nightmares. I long for those days when I read those luscious librettos(li
bretti) for I dreamed to be an actor. I long for those days when I rode my ligneous "limousine". I lo
ng for those days when I lingered at lido. I long for that lissom girl who came into my dreams ofte
n. Oh, how lugubrious I am.
Written by dongyj
Long long ago, there is a Lilliputian farmer who Loathe working with Loam, but he is a lowbred lou
t and couldn’t find a better job.
One day, he wore a lugubrious expression and went to a Literatus(literati) with lucre, and said “w
ould you accept me as a Lodger, I will prepare your Logistics and only live in your Loft”, the lumin
ary agreed.
In the day, the Lilliputian only Loll in an armchair, or Loiter to the kitchen to get one Loaf ,then Ro
am back to his armchair.
One night , the Lilliputian lurked besides the stairs. After lucubration, the Liverish Literatus Limpe
d down. The lillliputian frightened him. The Literatus lurched , his ligament got hurt, and become
Livid. The Lilliputian even didn’t give him a Ligature . Soon he died, without a Lint or Linoleum bur
ied. the loon looted everything he want and Loped home.
Now everyday, he lounged in the luxuriant house. When being asked how he became so rich with
out any lucrative business, he only said: “from lottery, I am so lucky.” This answer can’t lull peopl
e’s question. Some loquacious one told his lore to the Litigant, everything was Liquidate and he w
as sent to Limbo.
夺宝奇兵
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故事里很多 malapropism1,请自斟酌.
屈原
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hehe,不好意思,丑化了咱们的大忠臣,可这屈原心理素质也忒差了,要在清华,估计就不是跳汨罗,而是跳主
楼了。
月光下
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原创:Shell_Wang(梦里飞花)
改编:dongyj
月色黯淡,连 nebula 也有些 nebulous ,a light mist with some motes hovering in air now. 走在这 me
andering 的 mist 里,仿佛踏足 myths 中的魔域。
流浪者
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发表人:Rhine_Stone(红雨)
修改:dongyj
疯狂医院
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dongyj
那您一定是王大夫了。
“You just wait here. ” the man showed me into the inner room. I am so sleepy than I soon got into
dreams, until a quarrel woke me up. (过渡段)
“那还远远不够,I saved your life, so your life is mine. 我是 omnipotent 而 omniscient 的。你永远别梦想
做 otiose 的反抗,跟我 palavering,也甭想 outwit 我,你 outstrip 不出我的 palm(手掌心)的。老老实实
做个 oyster 吧。你得明白,只有我才能做你的 pacifier。”
Oh, what an opprobrium in such a palatial /panache place. I couldn’t help wondering. I must leave
here hurriedly and report it to the police.
关于 palm 的一些思考:
A Cold Day
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原创:Shell_Wang(梦里飞花)
改编:dongyj
与欧一贯的风格很不一致,不过也是一片好文章哦。要是有人也这样帮欧把前面的那些故事改编一下就好了。
武大家事
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受害者非常 plaintive 2,只好 plead3 到官府,但不管这些 plaintiff 如何的 plangent, 那些 plush1 的 pluto
cracy1 全是些 poseur1,只会 pose 出同情的样子说一些 plausible 10 而又 pleonastic 的 platitude 3。原
来官匪是一家,背地里他们早有 plot4。这样的 placebo3 又不是 medicine,当然没办法 placate 11populace
的愤怒,让他们 placid 6 下来。
首演 Premiere
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外界批评
加里森敢死队
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隐士
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The Recluse4
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Deep in the forest was a recluse who led a reclusive2 life. Every day, he just reclaimed1 his redol
ent2 little land. When he is free he will study regimen1 recumbently1 or took a recital2 party for h
is neighbors without remuneration3. He often reiterated4 if there is reincarnation or he can be rej
uvenated1, he will still choose to live like this. No one knew about his recondite2 past, people onl
y knew that he was painful when recounting1 his reminisce2. Only when refurbishing1 his remna
nt1, you can imagine he must be refulgent1 when he was young.
Actually he was once the king of the country leading a regal life filled with rejoice2 and regality1.
But he loved recreation so much that he is remiss and reckless3 in his regime3. He gave rein to s
everal jianchen and spent all his time in regaling1 or talking about repertoire1 of the rendering.
When some rectitude1 dachen remonstrated what he had done, he rent their paper, relegated6 t
heir job and sent them to a remote3 place.
One day, when he was out for a rehearsal4, several renegades3 betrayed him redoubtably4, they
repeal4 him and remitted the power to a jianchen. When he repined1: “You are a renegade.” The
jianchen recriminated1/refute9: “Are you a suitable king?” Things became refractory3. Lucky eno
ugh, there is a rent adj1 between the renegades3. The dachen he had relegated6 repatriated2 in
time. After careful reconnaissance1, he called up a recruit3 regiment, reinforced13 the army and
repelled3 the enemy.
After renaissance , everything was recuperated1/ rehabilitated5 the king felt remorseful4 and wa
nted to reinstate6 the dachen so as to recompense4 for what he had done. But he refused, he sai
d: “Any redress2 is redundant12. Actually I don’t care who is the king. I simply want to refrain3 th
e regression3 of my country.” The king repented1. He wanted to regulate6 himself to redeem2/rei
mburse1what he had done wrong, but he loved regale so much that he couldn’t leave it. He thou
ght: “I am remediable1 unless I am not a king.” So he finally decided to relinquish2 his regality1.
He renounced6 all his right as a king. Now the relentless king became a relented2 old man. He lef
t his country without any reluctance4.
复活 Resurrection
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Resurrection
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John is a resilient lawyer coming from a reverential family. His job is to defend for those residues1
of the society. One day in the courtroom he was riveted1 by a pine woman who was sentenced to
reprieve1. She resembled a girl in his reminiscence so much. John restrained8 himself and asked
the name of the girl. This time, his respiration3 became restive3 that is really the girl.
John’s retentive mind retrograded1 /retrogressed very fast. He began to retrace/retrospect1 all th
ose days he shared with Mary that is the girl’s name. Ten years ago, John and Mary fell into love
with each other. But John came from a reputable family, while Mary is a daughter of a rafter. Their
family is so repugnant2(令人厌恶或矛盾不一致) that Mary had to keep a distance with John. But one
night after revel1/revelry, John rhapsodized about Mary with rhetoric5 words. He sent her a ring m
ade of rhinestone1 and promised to marry her ritually. They made love that night. But John’s fami
ly reproofed3 them, John’s rigorous4 father inexorably 无情地/毫无 dissuasion 余地 told John if he do
esn’t repudiate 9 Mary, they will repudiate9 him. Under such a repress5, John became resigned2
and chose resignation6. He moved to another city, from then on, they led a respective life and ne
ver met each other again.
Soon after that night, Mary found herself pregnant. Her parents reprehended her. She once had a
reverie1 to find John, but every time she was repulsed2 by the retinue of him and never saw him
again. Mary had a baby later that is a boy. Since Mary couldn’t tell out who is his father, her fathe
r reproached2/ reprimand5 her, her mother reprove1 her, her neighbors reprobated3 her. They dr
ove her out.
Her requisition for a job was rejected. Without any revenue, even her requisite was a problem. Sh
e had so deep a rift2 with the outside that the whole society wove a reticulation around her. What
ever she did can not retribute2 what she had done wrong. It seems that even the rivulet can not r
inse her gilt. She had to live a reptilian1 life. Even when she stepped on the street, riotous childre
n reviled2/ridiculed7 her in ribald1 words.
From then on, the risible girl became reserved and repulsive1 to the society, she resented3 every
body and decided to retaliate2/ revenge 2/(requite). Her reprisal was to kill her own baby so that
he wouldn’t live a life like her. So she was sent into prison for killing.
When hearing of this, John was greatly moved. It is me who are really reprehensible, he thought.
A frozen feeling resurged1 from the bottom of his heart. He resurrected3 and made up his resolut
ion8 to rescue3 Mary. He resorted1 to the chancery and asked them to revoke2 the rescript of tha
t respite2. The revelation3 caused great reverberation1, the chancery made a revocation1.
But when John tried to tell Mary about this, she had suicide. Nothing can retrieval/ restore her bro
ken heart. When John had a requiem1 for Mary, his resuscitated1 heart heard reticent8 Mary said:
“I am not the only one who suffered, if you want to revive6 others, you must rescind4 the rife1 dis
crimination of the world.”
传奇 The Saga
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The Saga
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Mike was a rural2 boy, but he wasn’t used to the rustic life and always wanted to write a saga. His
little friends always call him savant1 in sardonic /satirical1 words/ sarcasm2.
One day a sagacious sage5 rusticated. Mike took his papers to his rostrum1.
Looking at his rubicund face, the sage5 smiled: “You must be a rookie1.”
“Because you still don’t know that saga can not be wrote out by belletristic rote and royalty1. You
are like a rooster in the roost, singing rotund everyday. You think you are sapient enough to wake
the world up, but actually you can’t.”
“First you must rove around the world, which might not be salubrious2 to your health, but it is sal
utary4 to your writing. Only in this way, you can know the savor4 of life and gain rudimentary2 ex
perience for yourself. Second you should learn to ruminate1 over those rudiments.”
Seeing that Mike is disappointed, the sage5 encouraged him: “You are still a sapling, 凭你的 savvy,
when you grow into a high tree, you will be salient3.”
From that day on, Mike took off his robe , put on sandal1 and sartorial1 sash1, shoulder his rucks
ack, climbed into saddle1 and began his safari. He had been to savanna. He had tasted saliferous
salmon1. He met sanguinary rowdy/ rogue2 and satanic ruffian1. His sack turned ruck/rumpled1/r
uffled1, his ruddy face turned sallow, his satiny skin turned scabrous. For a scads1 of times, he w
as put to scaffold1. He turned from a boy with sap2 to a sapless mid-aged man. While at the sam
e time, he took part in saber and salvage3 a lot of people from sabotage 1. He became saturnine
1, but rubbery and sangfroid. When he scabbarded1 his saber, he had became a rudder1 of his sa
ber. He himself had turned to a saga4. He was even rewarded a sapphire by the queen.
Now his sanatorium had become sanctum/sanctuary1 of those young men. But he seldom preten
ded to be sanctimonious, He thought it was sacrilegious1. He was even a little rueful1, for he still
hadn’t written out a saga4 that might last sempiternal.(万世流芳,呵呵)
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Audrey is a pretty seamstress. Her friends always said that she had semblance with Audrey Hepb
urn. She married a doctor and dealt with scissors2 scalpel3 and scythe1 everyday until one day a
man said to her: “Young lady, you looks so seraphic1 in your scarf2. I am scouring star for a film c
ompany, I believe you are a seedling1 of a future star.” She was quite sceptical1. When she told h
er husband about this. Scoffing1 the dinner she cooked, the doctor scoff1 at her: “That is really a
seminal3 idea, you must be a scintillating seamy1 star.” But Audrey was tired of seam2, the idea
being a star sear1 her.She finally went to a film company and began her life as an actress.
She soon understood that being an actress is a different concept with being a star. In order to scr
amble a play role, she had to bear a lot of scourge2. One time she stood in the scorching sun for
a day, another time she was forced to scotch1 a scorpion1 bare handed. But she bore all this with
sedulous1 sedulity1.
She had a scathing3 boss, who is a scoundrel1 as greedy as a scavenger, trying to get everything
he wants with a seine1. He sometimes even raised sensual request to his actress, and because h
e had sceptre to decide who will be the star, no one dare refuse him. But he really had a sensualit
y of serendipity to find who is proper to do what.
One day a chance came, F1(女一号)had her scalp scalded and can’t come. All the other actresses
pried for the chance eagerly. Since Audrey knows the scenario very well, she grasped the chance.
The film is very sensationally successful, especially the performance of Audrey. “It is just like seis
mic.” they said. Now everybody believed that she is a scion of star.
Someone wrote to ask her for photos with her signature. So she began to learn to sign. One day w
hen she was scrubbing out a signature she wasn’t satisfied with. Mary a waitress who had attend
ed a lot of stars smiled: “You needn’t be so scrupulous2. Just scrawl, Your scribble3 will be regard
ed as scripture1, they will even be paperhanging into a scroll1.” “Really?” Audrey scrupled1, but
soon she found that it was true. No one scrutinize7 what the signature was like, they just ensure i
t was from Audrey. Then that is enough.
She soon found that it was scrumptious to be a star. She can buy the most expensive clothes, usi
ng the best scent1. Wherever she goes, there is always a lot of seething1 youth scudding (scurry)
scamper behind her. They sometimes even scuffle just to shake hands with her. At last she had to
scuttle from them into the scuttle of her car, under the protection of sentry. She found herself sed
itious. A sculptor3 sculpted1 a sculpture4 taking her as the model. The sculpture4 had a simple n
ame “star”.
She found her fans were so sequacious that she could easily seduce them to do anything. She did
n’t know about scale5 or score5, but her disks sold very well. She smiled and said: “No seep1.” Th
e sanitary towel of the brand she used soon sold out. Screed of the teacher can’t compare with on
e sententious word of her.
She became more and more self-assertion, she seceded with her former boss. After schism1/ sec
ession, she formed a sect named Audrey.
But she also found some scurrilous scandal1 about her on the paper. “How scurvy1.”At first, she
was very scared about the scandalous news. But Mary who now acts as a secretarial for her told h
er: “You should thank them, the scandal1 will make you more famous, for every body will be inter
ested about your secretes3. ” Now she even felt the news sensational2.
But happiness are always not secular1 . She found herself senescent1. She tried hard not to be se
cluded. But more and more new stars began to scintillate. She found herself scraped1. The feelin
g is just like falling down a scarp. At first she couldn’t go to sleep unless taking sedative3. Now sh
e is serene3/sedate1 about this prefer to be seclusive. She began to sequester from secular1 affai
rs and paid more attention to seminary1. Singing serenade sometimes, she made fun of herself:
“Flowers are sere2 now. I am a sediment1 of senile star drawing near the sepulcher.”
发现的代价
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M is a sinewy1 man, he is not satisfied with his sinecure1 job and wouldn’t live a shiftless1 life. O
nce he read a book “Marco polo” he was moved by the description of the sheen and singularity1
of the east and slavered to go to the shrine2 to sermonize. His sibling1 thought his idea is sidespli
tting: “According to the sibyl1’s sibylline, you will be a cacique.” They said. Although he had mad
e up his sketch7, few people show real interest in it. Those skinflints1 just shruged3 and said: “Sk
eptical9.” or “Interesting, but we had skimpy money to do so.” So his idea was shelved.
Finally a shipwright show real interest to his idea. They gathered a skein of men who want to find
fortune in the east. In his slate1 were prisoners and merchants. They made a slapdash plan and s
et out in sizzler.
At first, everything is shipshape1 in his ship. After several days there is something wrong with his
sextant1, but this didn’t shrivel him. He directed his ship according to the sidereal1 signal. But so
on things turned sinuous2. There is not enough water. They had to slake1 their thirst by sieving/ s
ifting1 the seawater. At last they had to sip2 the rain someone even said that they are skunked, a
nd M can’t shirk3 his duty. Everybody was tiresome. One day when the sun was still shimmering,
the siren1 rang. “Land!” They shrieked1/shrill 3.
It is a serpentine and serrated2 shoal1. The skiff1/shallop they put down fell into the silt2 and the
y had to shove1 it.
After settle down, M took out their showpiece, some shoddy but showy shawl1. They are shrewd2
merchants and want to play skulduggery. But soon they found that the native weren’t so rich as t
hey had imagined. The native looked quite like simian, they lived in shanty without a slab1 of shi
ngle. When they saw M and his men, they just sidle and shun3/shunt2. M dug everywhere with th
eir shovel, and found there is nothing but slag1 and shard2/shred of shale1 in this land.
M found the native serf1 was servile3 to a sheriff1. A sinister idea came to his mind. He simulated
3 to be friendly and shamelessly1 skunked the sheriff1 into a shabby shack, locked him by the sh
ackles1. Then with this shaft1, he told the native to fill the shed with gold to change their sheriff1
back.
But actually he made a severe5 mistake, the native first severed3 their back way, siege them. Th
en, with a shibboleth, they began to attack simultaneously1. M tried to escape from the sewer1, b
ut it was also in severance2. After a skirmish1, M and his men were all killed. They were singed in
a skillet1 or using skewer1, M’s skull1 was made into a cup for the sheriff1.
Without even a shroud1, they all shed their blood for their travel. Anyway they set a sill1 for the f
uture. M stands for 麦哲伦。
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A Sluggard1 Spy
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I am a sluggard1 spy. All those who know about me must have heard of my three characteristics.
Firstly, I am sluggish3, I am in slumber1 20 hours a day. Secondly, I am slovenly, always wearing
sloppy2 clothes. Thirdly I am a wonderful spy, no matter how difficult the problem is, I can always
find sleight to overcome it. So, they all call me “Sluggard1 Spy”, or generally “Sluggard1”.
“Sluggard1”, it was my boss, “We have a new mission for you.” “What is it?” “We found a smuggl
er2 in the river, but all the smugglers2 had been slain by sledgehammer, and all the cocaine was
gone.” “It must be viper, he always snatch1 his company.” “We all know it is him, but we don’t ha
ve proof, he had the solvency2 of any guilt. It seems that he can easily slough1 like a real viper.
He pretended to be a socialite solemnly, but actually he is the sovereign of the gangdom/black so
ciety. All we need is proof...” “I know what you want me to do.” Without solicitation1, I said. “Give
me a sliver1, and I will tie him back for you.” “Snappy! but do remember he is a sophisticated10 v
iper, and don’t be like a sloth”. “I see, I see, I am soporific2/hypnotic now. Give me more specifics
2 when I wake up.” I am a little smoldering1, so many waste words. Actually I am solicitous3 to m
eet this viper for a long time,只是因为一些意外的 snag 而未能成行.
After hanging up, I made a phone call to Jack, my smear1 attestor. “Oh, I only know a smattering
of viper”. “Don’t slur4. Everybody is sophomoric1 before him, what do you really know?” “I only k
now his men is sometimes in a sloop...”
Then taking on my clothes marked by smirch, I set out alone, I am always solo4 in such situation.
But actually I am not solitary, for I have solidarity1 as background.
I swam across the sleek waters to the sloop. I tried slinging a stone, nothing happened. After takin
g off my sodden3/soggy1 coat, I slit a leak and slithered1into the sloop, it is really sordid3 and I fe
lt a little smothered2/ stifle. I slunk/crept(creep)forward. “Who is sneaking?” Suddenly a man cr
ied. “I am not a sneak.” I stood up and said, “I am here to viper for shelter.”
I was brought to a large room with a slew1/spate of guys talking about smutty jokes. A somber3 g
uy queried: “Who can prove that you are not a snide1, you must be snooping, setting a snare2 for
us?” I am quite sober3 and sneer2 : “I am now hunted for killing my boss with a spatula1, I had w
anted to give all my money to viper as a present. But I am not soliciting1, if you don’t believe me,
I won’t sojourn here.” I took out a paper, my photo was sonorous on it with a title: “Wanted for a
million dollars.” The guy began to slobber and smirk2: “It seems that our spate1 had wrongly clas
hed your dragon. I apologize for my snub4 and solecism. Please give out your money.” “别想拿 sm
army 来蒙人,I won’t believe anyone but viper.” A snappish guy began to cry: “We might soak you
in the river to give you a sluice or we can easily snip1 your head with a pair of snips1 if...” “You’v
e got nothing to be smug2 about. You snob. Do you know about my sobriquet, they call me sparta
n. I would rather die if I can’t see viper, of course you won’t see my money.” The guys snigger: “O
K, I will bring you to him.”
I suddenly slump into a hole. A man slewed around in his chair and faced me. I saw a snaky face.
It is viper.
I soon gained the belief of viper and collected enough proof. When he tried to slink, I snarl with hi
m and finally killed him with a spear1. “How can you?” He soliloquize, “Of course I can, for I am Sl
uggard1 Spy.
哈姆雷特
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哈姆雷特
Hamlet
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H is a stalwart1 and spruce prince. His favorites are speleology and hunting. One day, he spoored
the track of a deer into a cave at the spire of a mountain where sporadic10 wraiths were often se
en. Suddenly, a specter appeared. “Don’t be afraid, I am your father.” The specter said. H got his
spunk up and asked : “How can I believe your words.” “You are as starchy as me stark3. I was a st
ar-crossed king. My brother, your uncle, is a spendthrift4, he splurged out regally. I was spleenish
about his squandering5 and spoof him several times, so he bore a spite2. He murdered me and m
arried your mother.” “Sounds like a stereotype4 story, but how can I believe what you spouted.”
“You can resort to spinster or your mother, they both know that very well.”
Spinster is a spectral sphinx1. She knows everything. She told H that was true.
The queen was sprawling1 then, she was surprised to see the stagy prince.
“Why don’t you tell me the truth about my father? Why do you always stammer when being aske
d about my father.”
“Why do you act like a stickler2? I had wanted to tell you the truth for a spell n 1. But I looked at y
ou growing up sprightly like a sprig of holly, I don’t want you to steep2 in hatred. Please don’t spu
rn2 me.”
“You spineless woman.” Suddenly H saw a shadow stashing behind the stake2. It must be the kin
g, he thought and drew out his stiletto and stab him. The man stagger and died, it is not the king,
it is M, H’s GF’s father.
The king told his man: “stalk2 the steer and kill it at proper time.”
But H used a special stationery to make a stencil1 and made a spurious4 pardon and escaped ba
ck to duel with the evil king.
He was hurt by poisonous sword of the king and became a little stagnant2, but he stimulated him
self to stanch1 his blood and take a stance1.
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Stripe Show
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John had a stodgy1 job. He was tired of the stuffy1 life. “Everything is superannuated, superfluou
s and should be superseded1” He always said: “I will invent real enjoyment.” But his plan was str
anded2 because of the strangulation of several reasons until at last he found enough subordinate
s5. His subordinates5 came from different stratum2. But all these sundry persons had several co
mmon ground, summarily1, they are sturdy3 striplings in straits.
A is a stouthearted stowaway1. He stowed across the strait1 to find better life. But thing wasn’t lik
e he had imagined. Because his illegal status, he couldn’t get a job or even a subsidy1/ subventio
n. He had to stint3 himself to live a stringent1 life.
B is a stocky stout. He was a stuntman / tumbler before. But he sundered1 with his circus after a s
trife. Now all his stunt1 can’t help him find a stipend1. He had to find a subsidiary1 payment.
C was once a reputable lawyer. When he was subpoenaed4 to testify one day, he wouldn’t be sub
orned1 in all submission3 and humility and failed that lawsuit. After that, he was socked to stupor
1. After 10 stitch2 in a cut on his head, he couldn’t stomach v 1 such an insult and became a little
stutter3. He often drunk to stinking1. It is John who succored him out of intemperance.
When everything was almost all right, there came another stubborn2 stymie4. C was a little super
cilious1. He wasn’t submissive3 to dance. He said: “how can I stoop to such a strip show. John wa
s a little sulky. He said: “Don’t find any subterfuge. In your subliminal1 mind, you still have discri
mination to us. Yes, we are not as sumptuous1 as those subversive1 wearing in suede1, but we ar
e strenuous to prove ourselves, we can’t succumb1 to our fate.” C was finally stung1 and sublima
ted. He agreed with sueing1 / superimposing1 a stipulation3 “Never tell my wife about this, she w
ill suffocate1 me.” he said.
They found a stockaded2 place and began their subterranean1 play. At first, they are a little strai
ned. Under the superintendence1 of John, they improved very fast. Now wearing striated1 clothes,
they strided1 on the stage. In strident1 crying, they began to dance and sing and strip1 their clot
hes with stripes /streak2. In such sultry weather, their sultry voice caused striking3 success.
At first, their performance was sullied1 by some stricture1 from some COLONEL BLIMP. But soon t
he stricture1 subsided 6 and was submerged2 and superseded4/ substitute7 by superfluous10 pr
aise. “stupendous, stun, stunning” “Supernal enjoyment in mundane world” Every body was subd
ued2/ subjugated2 by their excellent performance. They give their play superlative evaluation.
Now they began to strolling around the world, even the most stolid1 stoic2 bought ticket to see th
eir play.
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忽然,tadpole1 提出了一个话题:“ May we talk about Love and Girls?”整个宿舍立刻 swirl 开来。
“Really?”
挽歌 Threnody
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他的计划立刻引起了一团 tousle 。
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她被带到 trial3 前,In the tribunal1,umpire2 问:“Do you admit your guilt as a witch.” 但这个 unda
unted 1 的 girl was unabashed ,抑制住心中的,她说:“别再找任何 trite1 的 alibi,Truncheon 在你们手
里,你们可以怀着 ulterior 的 motive 随便说些什吗,That is trifling3/trivial7 at all. 但是 truism 在我这边,
You can kill me, but you can’t kill ubiquitous4 French.”她最终被判 treason1 and sentenced to death。
Ps:
Please don’t truncated2 my story, for that will undermine18 its integral.
I am uncommitted1 for any trouble caused by unconscionable1 use of my stories. Hehe, am I a lit
tle turgid1?
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一个 vernal 的早晨,Juliet 厌倦了 vegetation 的生活,她偷偷地溜出去参加了一个有 variegated3 人等参加
的 party。在那里,这个 unversed3/verdant1 涉世未深的姑娘遇到了一个叫 Romeo 的 versatile4 的年轻小
伙。Romeo 的 urbane2 风度和动人的 verse3 让她有些 vertiginous。而 Juliet 的 verve1 也让 Romeo 同样 v
ertigo2 , “真是一朵 vanilla1 呀。” Romeo 暗自赞叹。
恰巧在这时, Romeo 一怒之下杀了一个 vermin. The tribunal 作出 verdict5 判决 exile 他出城. 就这样他们连
一句 valediction1 都没顾上说就被 unravelled1 了.
Juliet resorted to 一位 priest 寻求帮助, 这位 priest 给了她一瓶 venom1, 喝了以后, Juliet “died” with grea
t verisimilitude. priest 再派人通知 Romeo 速归.
故事在停放 Juliet “尸体”的 grave 的里 vault2 达到了 upsurge, Romeo 并不知道 Juliet 其实毫发 unscathed
1 未损,没有了 Juliet 生活也索然 vapid2, 他取出真正的 venom1 自杀了. 当 Juliet 醒来时,他看到的只是 Romeo
的 body. 于是, Without any vacillation/hesitation 她就用 Romeo’s sword 切开了自己的 vessel1. 他们终
于在天国过上了 unfettered3 的 utopian2 生活.
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One vernal morning, Juliet was tired of her vegetation, she escaped out to attend a party where a
variegated3 people went to. There the unversed3/verdant1 girl met a versatile4 young man nam
ed Romeo. His urbane2 attitude and verse3 made her vertiginous. Her verve1 also gives Romeo v
ertigo2, “What a vanilla1.”He thought.
When the love of this unwitting3 pair upswing, they began to realize that they might be unseemly
1 for their families had vendetta1. Juliet vacillated, she dare no be veracious2 to tell her family thi
s, for they will take it as an unscrupulous2 vagary2, but their love was so vehement1 that she cou
ldn’t hold herself back now.
At this time, Romeo killed a vermin in anger. The tribunal made a verdict5 that he must leave this
city. They were unravelled1 without even a valediction1.
During his away, an ungainly2 and upstage1 upstart B came to ask Juliet for marriage. B is an unk
empt usurious merchant, all his money came from usury1. The ursine vagabond was greedy for t
he beauty of Juliet. Just then, Juliet’s father was uptight for venality. The vainglorious father had a
utilitarian plan. If Juliet married B, he won’t be bankrupt. So things became unwieldy5.
Juliet resorted to the priest for help. The priest gave her a kind of venom1. After having it, Juliet
“died” with great verisimilitude.
But the untoward3 is that there is something wrong with the vehicle2, Romeo didn’t know about t
his, he only heard of the death of Juliet. On his way back, he met B. “How dare you usurp2 my Juli
et, you vandalized her.” Romeo and killed him.
Things turn to upsurge in the vault2 of the grave, Romeo saw the body of Juliet. He didn’t know th
at she was unscathed1. Without Juliet, life was vapid2. So he killed himself with real venom1. Wh
en Juliet woke up, she only saw the body. Without any vacillation/hesitation, she cut her own vess
el1 with Romeo’s sword. They wanted to live an unfettered3 utopian2 life in heaven.
They were venial at last. With veneration and lament, the two families veer to friends, no more ve
ngeance now.
Thus Romeo and Juliet became usher1/vanguard of all those who loved valiantly1.
上周奇谈 yarn2
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Veil: 面纱
Some yarn2 happened last week
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Dongyj News:
It is a woeful week for some tourist in Changjiang River. On the winding and wavy river at the vici
nity/vicinage of Wuhan, a yacht1 yawed and bumped into the viaduct. Several vintners1 died in t
his wreckage. Only few yeomen/ yokels1 waded to escape. Wraith of the dead and wail/whine2/ w
himper of the escapers wafted1 over the river. Life became so wispy and vulnerable7. Here we inf
orm those who have wanderlust2 “Be careful”.
Another one who should be careful is famous vocalist2 Mao. Mao is a vogue1 incarnation of vibra
nt1/vibrancy1 and vim. But he stayed in hospital last week and waived every play. This made his
votary worried. It is vociferated that he might be weaning1 from drugs. The warden of the hospita
l where he was in said that he had a wan complexion as if he had been wallowing in drugs for a lo
ng time. His vicarious1 speaker vindicated3 that it was virulent2 rumors, he was still vivacious1 h
e had only a little headache. The speaker also vituperated2 in vulgar words “Don’t believe in the
weasel1 of those voyeur1, they are vixens. Please don’t suspect him without warrant1.” We don’t
know who is wheedling/warping2. But we do hope our star keeps away from wanton behaviors an
d acts like virtuoso2 so as not to vitiate3 the heart of his fans.
If I ask you whether you want to have a baby with Liangyongqi, you might think I am waggish1 or
weird. But this whimsy2 might be viable3 by the ovum/zygote store opened up last week. The vol
uble1 boss who was once a veterinary said that all his products came from voluptuous women wh
o had winsome visage and willowy figure. To those who yearn2 to have a pretty baby or those wh
o failed to woo1 a star, this news might whet1 them. But morality and ethic might be the yoke an
d vexation4 of this whimsical5/ wacky business.
Finally let’s have a vista2 of the world situation. Inquietude is wreathing over Middle East. Salon b
ecame the vying candidate of the Prime minister of Israel. During his vicissitudes of life, Salon wa
s regarded as a xenophobe1 and warmonger1. He is as volatile8 as a wasp1. He has strong volitio
n1 and wily1 tactic. He often exercises vetoes over peaceful policy. This time, in the vestment1 of
peace, he promised to whittle1 the army. But his rival said that vulpine/wily Salon was telling a wi
le. They said in vitriolic 2 words: “We need viands and victuals, not warfare2. But if you choose S
alon, you have chosen warfare2. He will only build a vicious3 regime.” Israel’s neighbor kept vigil
ant4 about him. One man said in wrath: “If this villainous1 foe wins, we will take vindictive2 actio
n.” But Salon had his own zealous3 supporters. One zealot5 said: “Don’t listen to those vilification,
we believe in virile salon, he will lead us to new victory.” Putting aside all these whelming wrangl
e, we do hope Middle East has a bright future far away from the vortex of war.