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THURSDAY,
January 6, 2011
at 7:00 p.m.
in the main clubhouse Join us for
EVERYBODY THAT LIVES HERE
is asked to attend BINGO
NOON TO 3:00 P.M.
(not just the homeowner).
Next meeting:
Packet sales begin at 10 a.m.
THURSDAY, February 3, 2011 Play starts promptly at 12:00 noon.
Main Clubhouse, Small Clubhouse To help us help you, please provide a copy to
the Assn. Fill out the form on the website or
and the BBQ area in the courtyard leave a copy with Denise at the clubhouse Tues
are available for your events! 3:30-5 or in the editor’s papertube, 28408
Both clubhouses and the BBQ area courtyard Granada Circle (across from clubhouse laundry
may be reserved by residents for private events. room).
Call the office, 783-5535, for information.
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Comedy Corner contributed by S. Higman (no. 189)
(most copyright info unknown - web-exchange)
Noisy Parrot
Kindergarten teacher
So there’s this man with a parrot. And
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her
his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean
classroom of children while they were draw- he’s a pistol. He can swear for five min-
ing. She would occasionally walk around to see utes straight without repeating himself.
each child’s work. As she got to one little girl
who was working diligently, she asked what The trouble is that the guy who owns the
parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and
the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
this bird’s foul mouth is
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God driving him crazy.
looks like.” One day, it gets to be too
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, much, so the guy grabs
the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” the bird by the throat,
shakes him really hard,
and yells, “QUIT IT!” But this just makes
Ever wonder? the bird mad and he swears more than
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our ever.
skin? Then the guy gets mad and says,
- Why women can’t put on mascara with their “That’s it. I’ll get you.” and locks the bird
mouth closed? in a kitchen cabinet.
- Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic This really aggravates the bird and he
Wins Lottery”? claws and scratches, and when the guy
- Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose
with a stream of invective that would
- Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
make a veteran sailor blush.
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on
“Start”? At that point, the guy is so mad that he
throws the bird into the freezer. For the
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
first few seconds, there is a terrible din.
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? The bird kicks and claws and thrashes.
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
At first the guy just waits, but then he
hour? starts to think that the bird may be hurt.
- Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? After a couple of minutes of silence, he’s
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? so worried that he opens up the freezer
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? door.
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? The bird calmly climbs onto the man’s
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on air- outstretched arm and says, “Awfully
planes? sorry about the trouble I gave you. I’ll do
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? my best to improve my vocabulary from
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? now on.”
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck The man is astounded. He can’t under-
together? stand the transformation that has come
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of over the parrot.
progress? Then the parrot says, “By the way, what
did the chicken do?”
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Senior Dinners are once again available on
TUESDAY AND THURSDAY!
A big THANK YOU to Kraig & Alicia Reed who have volunteered to handle Thursdays.
GUARANTEED!
Come and Eat!!
It’s a SNAP!
(Senior Nutrition and Activities Project)
Senior Dinners
through the Spectrum program
A government-sponsored program for seniors over 55.
Es un programa guvernamental para ancianos mas de 55 años.
NOTE! Signups are required. You must call before noon the day before.
Tiener que registrarse antes de doce un dia antes. Llamen a Denise West, 264-1428
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Flu Season Reminders
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
This winter help “whack the flu” with these simple rules: Yeah for Mr. Clean
Wash your hands often Eraser!
Home is where you stay when you are sick Recenty someone wrote
Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth the gate code on the back
Cover your coughs and sneezes entrance key pad and the
emergency box. I immedi-
Keep your distance from people who are coughing and sneezing ately drove to my house and
got my Mr. Clean Eraser. It
LETTER TO THE ASSOCIATION removed the marker with no
problem. Mr. Clean Eraser
On behalf of the Alameda struggling and are reaching out is wonderful. If you have
County Community Food Bank to the Food Bank in unprecedent- not tried it, you should. It
and the people we serve, I ex- ed numbers. As layoffs and home even takes Sharpie marker
tend a heartfelt thank you to Los foreclosures continue to make off the kitchen floor, but that
Rancheros Charities for your col- headlines, the Food Bank is intro- is another story!
lection of 1433 pounds. Through duced to the new face of hunger
your General Food Drive 2010, you - hundreds of clients who never
Also I encourage every-
provided 1102 meals to deserving sought help previously are turning
one to not tell the code to
children, adults and families in Al- to us now.
those “stranded” at the gate,
ameda County.
but rather put the code in
We look forward to working with for them. If you ever see
Through a network of 275 mem- you in the future to provide nutri- the code written anywhere
ber agencies in the community, tious food to thousands of lowin- on the gate, please call the
including soup kitchens, food pan- come children and adults in Al- Management.
tries and child-care centers the Al- ameda County.
ameda County Community Food Sincerely, Another use for Windex
Bank provides food assistance to Nicole Johnston Do you have a carpet stain
over 49,000 people each week, Food Drive Coordinator that regular carpet cleaners
43% of whom are children. cannot remove? Our church
P.S. Consider enrolling your
Food drives play a major role in group in a Virtual Food Drive, did, for more than 5 years.
keeping our shelves stocked with where every$] donated stretches Over the years, they had
the nutritious food our agencies into $5 worth offood! Visit acc/ tried all kinds products. On
need. In this difficult economy, b.orgfor more details. a friend’s recommendation,
low-income families are really I tried Windex on the stain.
It worked! Just spray on and
wipe.
The makers of Windex
would never tell anyone to
spray it on carpet, but it
works! Generic or other brand
glass cleaners will not work.
It must be Windex.
—Denise Eldred
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Are you a new resident?
We’d like to
welcome you
to our
community!
Our newly reac-
tivated WELCOMING
COMMITTEE has gifts
and information that can help make your
introduction to mobile-home living easier and PARK WEBSITE!
friendlier.
for
And you’ll have some new friends!
Our friendly welcomers are anxious to hear SPANISH RANCH I
from you! Call Patty Little, 783-1534 or Judy
Allen-Rodgers, 785-4894. RESIDENT INFO
If you’ve been here awhile and are say-
ing, “hey! nobody ever welcomed us when we
www.spanishranch1.org
moved in”, give the welcomers a call because The El Toro and the Bylaws of the
we all want to meet you too! Spanish Ranch 1 Association are posted here.
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HMOA Please Report
Information about the
Hayward Mobilehome Vandalism:
Owners Association, a
Please — call the police
coalition of residents of
Hayward's nine mobile- and then the office if you
home parks is available see anyone vandalizing
at www.HMOA.net.
property in the Park such
HMOA Representative for as breaking street lights,
Spanish Ranch I:
Fran La Torre, 510-887-1509
signs and back gate key
Next meeting pad, etc.
Tuesday, REPORT PROBLEMS IN YOUR
Please report anything
January 11, 2011 NEIGHBORHOOD TO suspicious.
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SR1 Assn Thanksgiving Dinner
More than 40 residents and guests en-
joyed a traditional Thanksgiving dinner,
put on by the SR1 Association. The com-
plete meal with turkey and ham, stuffing,
sweet potatoes, green bean casserole,
and other trimmings was complement-
ed by an assortment of desserts provid-
ed by those attending.
The feast was made possible by gen-
erous sponsors and donations of ingre-
dients and prep time by residents. Ad-
vantage Homes donated $200, and
$50 each came from Raley’s Market,
R. Gomez of Prudential Real Estate and
Los Rancheros Charities (bingo). A huge
Thank You to these sponsors.
Individual contributors of time, mon-
ey, food or all three were Dave Abreau,
Marvin Dailey, Faye Hicks, Stacia Hig-
man, Dawn Plaskon, Darlene Richard-
son, Barbara Sacks, Jeanie Schultz, Rich-
ard Smith, Len Tisdale and Denise West.
Special thanks to the chief planners,
Denise and Dawn. Thank you all!
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Cooking Fire Safety Free e-News from your Hayward Fire Department
Many families during the holi- • Never use aluminum foil or met- nized testing facility.
days gather in the kitchen to al objects in a microwave oven. They • Follow manufacturers’ instruc-
spend time together, but it can be can cause a fire and damage the tions and code requirements when in-
one of the most hazardous rooms oven. stalling and operating cooking equip-
in the house if you don’t practice • Heat food only in containers or ment.
dishes that are safe for microwave • Plug microwave ovens and
safe cooking behaviors. Cooking
use. other cooking appliances directly
equipment, most often a range or
• Open heated food containers into an outlet. Never use an extension
stovetop is the leading cause of slowly away from the face to avoid cord for a cooking appliance, as it
reported home fires and home fire steam burns. Hot steam escaping can overload the circuit and cause a
injuries in the United States. Cook- from the container or food can cause fire.
ing equipment is also the leading burns. Prevent Scalds and Burns
cause of unreported fires and as- • Foods heat unevenly in micro- • To prevent spills due to overturn
sociated injuries. wave ovens. Stir and test before eat- of appliances containing hot food or
ing. liquids, use the back burner when pos-
Watch What You Heat
• The leading cause of fires in the How/When to Fight Cooking Fires sible and/or turn pot handles away
kitchen is unattended cooking. • When in doubt, just get out. from the stove’s edge. All appliance
• Stay in the kitchen when you When you leave, close the door be- cords need to be kept coiled and
are frying, grilling, or broiling food. If hind you to help contain the fire. Call away from counter edges.
you leave the kitchen for even a short 9-1-1 for the Hayward Fire department • Use oven mitts or potholders
period of time, turn off the stove. after you leave. when moving hot food from ovens,
• If you are simmering, baking, • If you do try to fight the fire, be microwave ovens, or stovetops. Nev-
roasting, or boiling food, check it reg- sure others are already getting out er use wet oven mitts or potholders as
ularly, remain in the home while food and you have a clear path to the they can cause scald burns.
is cooking, and use a timer to remind exit. • Replace old or worn oven
you that you’re cooking. • Always keep an oven mitt and mitts. It’s not worth the risk of getting
• Stay alert! To prevent cooking a lid nearby when you are cooking. burned.
fires, you have to be alert. You won’t If a small grease fire starts in a pan, • Keep young children at least 3
be if you are sleepy, have been drink- smother the flames by carefully sliding feet (1 meter) away from any place
ing alcohol, or have taken medicine the lid over the pan (make sure you where hot food or drink is being pre-
that makes you drowsy. are wearing the oven mitt). Turn off pared or carried. Keep hot foods and
• Turn pans so that the handles the burner. Do not attempt to move liquids away from table and counter
face inward to keep the pan from the pan possibly spilling the contents. edges.
being struck by a passerby, such as a To keep the fire from restarting, leave • Never hold a child while cook-
small child. the lid on until the pan is completely ing, drinking, or carrying hot foods or
cool. liquids.
Keep Things That Can Catch Fire and
Heat Sources Apart • In case of an oven fire, turn off • Treat a burn right away, putting
the heat and keep the door closed to it in cool water. Cool the burn for at
• Keep anything that can catch
prevent flames from burning you or least 5 minutes. If the burn is bigger
fire - potholders, oven mitts, wooden
your clothing. than 3 inches (7.6 cm) or if you have
utensils, paper or plastic bags, food
packaging, towels, or curtains - away • If you have a fire in your micro- any questions about how to treat it,
from your stovetop. wave oven, turn it off immediately seek medical attention right away.
and keep the door closed. Never If Your Clothes Catch Fire
• Keep the stovetop, burners, and
open the door until the fire is com- If your clothes catch fire, stop,
oven clean.
pletely out. Unplug the appliance if drop, and roll. Stop immediately, drop
• Keep pets off cooking surfaces you can safely reach the outlet. If not,
and nearby countertops to prevent to the ground, and cover face with
secure the power at the circuit break- hands. Roll over and over or back and
them from knocking things onto the er switch by turning it off.
burner. forth to put out the fire. Immediately
• After a fire, both ovens and mi- cool the burn with cool water for 3 to
• Wear short, close-fitting or crowaves should be checked and/or 5 minutes and then seek emergency
tightly rolled sleeves when cooking. serviced before being used again. medical care.
Loose clothing can dangle onto stove
burners and catch fire if it comes into Nuisance Smoke Alarms For more information on
contact with a gas flame or electric If a smoke alarm sounds during Disaster Preparedness and safety
burner. related materials, please see our
normal cooking, press the pause
website at: www.hayward-ca.gov,
Install & Use Microwave Ovens Safely button if the smoke alarm has one. click on the red “Disaster Prepared-
• Place or install the microwave Open the door or window or fan ness” button or contact the Hayward
oven at a safe height, within easy the area with a towel to get the Fire Department Emergency Services
reach of all users. The face of the per- air moving until the detector stops Office for additional information at
son using the microwave oven should alarming. Never disable a smoke (510) 583-4948.
always be higher than the front of alarm or take out the batteries.
the microwave oven door. This is to Emergency Services Office
prevent hot food or liquid from spill- Choose the Right Equipment and Use City of Hayward Fire Department
ing onto a user’s face or body from It Properly 777 B Street, Hayward CA 94541
above and to prevent the microwave • Always use cooking equipment (510) 583-4948
oven itself from falling onto a user. tested and approved by a recog-
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Spanish Ranch 1 Association Meeting 12/02/10
President Dawn Plaskon called Old Business that cost.
the meeting to order at 7:00pm. Thanksgiving: Forty people Norma has not turned over any
Pledge of allegiance was said. were served dinner on Thanksgiv- other records in her possession at
Present were Dawn, Jeanie, ing Day, and the food that was this time. These would include the
Patty, Kevin, Jerry, Marvin and left was served to the Bingo play- signed statements of the individu-
Ruth. Excused were Judy who ers on Saturday. A total of $250.00 als who received the cash, verify-
was ouf of town, Kathi who had a in donations was received from ing that it was in repayment of a
death in the family and Dave who organizations. loan, as well as the records (meet-
was working. Several of the volunteers de- ing minutes, financial records,
Minutes from November meet- clined to be reimbursed for their etc.) removed from the storage
ing were approved without food donations. It was moved area.
changes. and agreed that the volunteer New Business
could decide on where their Coat and food drives are un-
Committe Reports:
share of the donations should be derway in the park. Long-term
Treasurer: Current balance distributed. Some want to do- charitable drives were discussed
744.15. Advantage Homes donat- nate it to the food bank; others and the Sleeptrain drive for foster
ed $100.00 towards the supplies for to the association general fund. children was suggested. One resi-
the Thanksgiving dinner, Ron Go- A $50.00 gift card was received dent proposed that we limit ongo-
mez of Prudential Realty donated from Raley’s and will be donated ing charity drives to agencies that
$50.00 and Los Rancheros Chari- to the food bank. The distribution will benefit Hayward residents.
ties donated $50.00, and $45.00 will be calculated and reported Jeanie Schultz has agreed to re-
was collected from non-resident next month. search whether or not SleepTrain
attendees. No expenditures were
Small Claims: At the hearing on can confirm that Hayward foster
made during November.
November 19, Norma Moore and children directly benefit.
Helping Hand: One call was re- Dawn Plaskon agreed through a Utility Bills: Several residents re-
ceived during the past month. mediator that recovery of the re- ported higher utility bills in January.
Disaster: No report, still waiting cords was acceptable. For October through November,
for management to provide their Checks totalling $900 were writ- the billing interval was 35 days.
plan. ten to Mary Dimsdale, but Norma Rule 9 from PG&E requires that if
HMOA: Next meeting will be on stated that this amount was then a meter reading interval exceeds
January 15th at Spanish Ranch 1 distributed in cash to people who 33 days or is less than 27 days, a
at 10:00AM. had made donations to the asso- credit or charge of 1/30th of billed
Spectrum: Denise reported that ciation, stating that while referred amount is to be either credited or
the Tuesday meal is going very to as donations, these were in- added to the following statement.
well and that a couple in the park tended to be loans. Norma has Dawn has agreed to request that
have agreed to take over Thurs- provided scanned copies of some management ensure that their
days, starting on December 8. bank statements, but reported billing company properly apply
that Dawn must meet her at the the credits or charges.
Neighborhood Watch: No re-
bank and pay $5.00 per state- Meeting adjourned at 8:05 pm.
port
ment to recover the rest which
El Toro Editor: Issue delivered Respectfully submitted,
she says she lost. Dawn proposed
on-time this month. to her that she should pay half of Patty Little, Secretary
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