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PEARLS OF WISDOM
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The Essence Of Sufism of wind, self has ostentation and cunningness. The Nafs is
to be cured of these ills or the soul will not survive.
By Muhammad Usman Khalid
The religion then provides the cure for ills of the Nafs, as
Man has come to this world for a brief sojourn but with pride is cured by regularity of prayers, greed by fasting,
great purpose, which is to know his Creator. Allah’s being miserliness by zakat and ostentation by Hajj. And in a
and attributes were like a hidden treasure and there was finer detail all these ills are cured by the healing touch of
no one and nothing to appreciate His Greatness, Beauty, the Holy Prophet’s (PBUH) companionship. The ‘Sahabah’
and Bounty. Allah wanted to create beings that were to (RA) i.e. the companions of the Holy Prophet (PBUH),
be gifted with intellect, wisdom and an aesthetic sense to were the luckiest to have benefited from him directly.
understand Him. The being thus created was “man”. The ‘Tabeh’een’ benefited from the Holy Prophet’s
healing proximity through the Sahabah and the Tabeh-
Allah, the creator and sustainer of all beings, has a law of Tabeheen from the Tabaeen and then the Sufis, right
nature. Anything that has to grow, improve or become from Tabeh Tabeheen up to date who distribute the
perfect has to undergo great stress, hardship and blessings of the Prophet (PBUH) to those who desire.
struggle. It is only then that the potential is fully realized.
Like a small seed has the capacity of becoming a strong Choice of companionship has a lot of influence in
tree but it will remain a seed till it is sown. It is due to the nurturing the soul, if you befriend a perfume seller you
pressure, heat, and darkness of the soil that it sprouts will enjoy the sweet scents even if you don’t buy any and
and starts growing and through constant struggle if you befriend a blacksmith you will have to bear heat,
becomes a grown tree, which gives flowers, fruit and smoke and noise of the forge. The most important thing is
shade. Similarly coal under heat and pressure becomes to choose the right mentor. The criterion of true
diamond. mentorship is the adoption of the way of the Holy
Prophet (PBUH). The resemblance to the act and
Man has been gifted with a soul that has the capacity of obedience to the say of the Holy Prophet (PBUH) will
reflecting the attributes of Allah Almighty in a small determine the degree of perfection of the mentor. By
humane way, similar to the sand on the seashore being steadfast in prayers, fasting, zakat and Hajj and
reflecting the light of the sun. According to the Holy remaining in touch with the sufi mentors, a person can
Quran, before sending souls to the earth Allah gathered cure self of pride, greed, miserliness and ostentation to
them and illuminated them with his attributes of provide his soul a culture for growth. Recitation of the
sustenance. This instilled fear and love of Allah into them. Holy Quran, remembrance of Allah Ta’la, Darood Sharif
Allah then asked the souls, “Am I not your sustainer?” and Astaghfaar are like air, water and sunshine that are
They knew He was but did not know what to say. Then so essential for the growth of a soul like that of a tree.
the soul of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) led the rest in And this is the “True Essence of Sufism.”
acknowledging, “No doubt they bear witness to the fact
that only Allah is their sustainer.” The day this happened
is known as “Yom-e-Alast” i.e. the day of AM I NOT? Not
only the seed of Allah’s love was planted in the human
souls but also the leadership of Holy Prophet (PBUH) was
established. Muhammad (PBUH) became the greatest of
teachers for all mankind including around 1,24,000
prophets.
Forgiveness is the answer to the
Each soul to develop itself was to be put into a body child's dream of a miracle by
made of worldly elemental forces of earth, fire, wind and which what is broken is made
water. So “Ahsan-e-Taqweem” i.e. of best accord was whole again, what is soiled is
thrown into “Asfala-Safileen” i.e. the lowest of the low made clean again.
heavenly being had been caged into an earthly body,
which is low in taste, mentality and desires. The situation Anonymous
resembles the seed of a grand tree sown in the darkness
and suffocation of the soil. Thus adversity starts
developing the potential of a soul.
The earthly spirit of the human body is known as “Nafs”
i.e. self, and it is under the influence of fire, water, earth
and wind. Because of fire, self has pride and arrogance,
because of water the self has greed and avarice, because
of earth self has stinginess and stubbornness and because
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Quotable Quotes “He who has faith has everything and he who lacks faith
lacks everything. It is faith in the name of the Lord that
By Umer Ijaz works wonders; faith is life and doubt is death.”
Ramakrishna Paramahansa
“Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.”
Khalil Gibran “Life is fragile- handle with prayer.”
Kandi Plowman
“If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we
aren’t really living.” “He who never changes his opinions, never corrects his
Gail Sheehy mistakes, and will never be wiser tomorrow than he is
today.”
“The decline of literature indicates the decline of a Tryon Edwards
nation.”
Johann Wolfgang van Goethe “Every man without passions has within him no principle
of action, nor motive to act.”
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer Claude Adrien Helvetivs
somebody else up.”
Mark Twain “Faith is to believe what we do not see; and the reward of
this faith is to see what we believe.”
“True courage is like a kite; a contrary wind raises it St. Augustine
higher.”
John Petit-Senn “In three words I can sum up everything I have learned
about life: It goes on.”
“You only live once- but if you work it right, once is Robert Frost
enough.”
Joe E. Lewis “Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we
oft may win by fearing to attempt.”
“I like the dreams of the future better than the history of Shakespeare
the past.”
Patrick Henry “Injustice anywhere is threat to justice everywhere.”
King Jr. Martin Luther
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is
seldom known until it is lost.”
C. C. Colton
“The man who has no inner life is the slave of his An education isn't how much you
surroundings.”
have committed to memory, or
Henri Frederic Amiel
even how much you know. It's
“The whole of what we know is a system of being able to differentiate
compensations. Each suffering is rewarded, each sacrifice between what you know and
is made up, every debt is paid.”
what you don't.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ray Of Hope Watts of Electricity for next 40Years, without any single
Second of Load Shedding. If the whole reserves are
utilized, imagine how much energy can be generated.
By Shamwail Sohail
The coal power generation will cost Pakistan PKR 5.67 per
Pakistan is going through turmoil and for some may be
unit while power generated by Independent Power
the biggest ever crisis in its 63 years history. Shortage of
Producers costs PKR 9.27.
energy, poor law and order condition, war against
terrorism, inflation and food crisis are to name a few. In
It requires mere 420 Billion Rupees of initial investment,
this environment the BIG question is- IS THERE ANY
whereas Pakistan receives annually 1220 Billion Rs. from
HOPE? Have we reached a dead end? Is there any way
taxes only.
out? A simple answer to this question is YES, there is still
light of hope at the end of the tunnel. All that is required
Wind Energy
is strong will, leadership and optimal utilization of
Pakistan is bestowed with a lot of wind resources in the
resources bestowed on us by Allah. Following is a brief
province of Sindh and coastal areas of Baluchistan.
introduction of some of the recently discovered natural
Alternate Energy Development Board (AEDB) has
resources which if used properly could turn the tide for us
collected the wind data from all over the Pakistan from
and lead us towards the Pakistan our fore fathers
Pakistan Metrological Department and analysed it. As per
dreamed of at the time of partition.
the collected data, the coastal belt of Pakistan is blessed
by God Almighty with a wind corridor that is 60 km wide
Reko Diq
(Gharo to Keti Bandar) and 180 km long (up to
Reko Diq is a small town in Chagai District, Baluchistan
Hyderabad.) This corridor has the exploitable potential of
having the world’s largest Gold and Copper reserves,
50,000 MW of electricity generation through wind energy
containing 12.3 million tons of copper and 20.9 million
(courtesy: AEDB). We should be able to meet a major part
ounces of gold in inferred and indicated resources. The
of our electricity requirement by installing wind turbines
copper-gold deposits at Reko Diq are believed to be even
in this corridor.
bigger than Sarcheshmeh in Iran and Escondida in Chile.
The Reko Diq copper deposits which are in the
neighbourhood of Saindak copper project, is four times
larger in copper ore tonnage than Saindak. The most
credible international surveys suggest that Reko Diq is
one of the biggest undeveloped copper projects in the
world with over 11 billion pounds of copper and nine
million ounces of gold the total worth of gold and copper Food for Thought
is estimated to be around 65 billion dollars. Now for few
moments think of total external debt, which Pakistan As your faith is
owes at moment is 52 billion US dollars. This one project
alone is capable of retiring all our external debt and we strengthened you will
will still be left with 13 billion US dollar. The retiring of find that there is no
the debt means no more interest payments, which is a
huge part of our budget. The biggest advantage would be longer the need to have
no more dictations from any donor country or donor a sense of control, that
agency.
things will flow as they
Thar Coal Project will, and that you will
If All The Oil Reserves of Saudi Arab & Iran are put
flow with them, to your
together these will be approximately 375 Billion Barrels,
whereas, a Single Thar Coal Reserve Of Sindh is about 850 great delight and
Trillion Cubic Feet, far more than Oil Reserves Of formerly benefit.
mentioned two countries.
These reserves are 30 times higher than Pakistan's proven
gas reserves of 28 TCF.
The estimated worth of these coal reserves is about USD
25 trillion. Thar Coal Project can cater the electricity
requirements of our country for next 100 years along
with preventing Four billion US dollars outflow in
staggering oil import bill.
Just 2% usage of Thar Coal Can Produce 20,000 Mega
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Imaginations Guide Actions and clear while they are dim and unclear on the other
side. The side with bright and clear impressions is known
By Warda Saleem as unconsciousness, and the side with dim and dull
impressions is called the consciousness.
Understanding the Law of Vision is indispensable before
embarking upon learning the calisthenics of telepathy. In spirituality, student is made to observe within bright
Our existence is nothing but vision. When we concentrate and clear thoughts; time and space are not there. On the
on an object i.e., gaze steadily at it, eyes first absorb it other hand unclear and vague thoughts are confined in
then bring it to the mental screen. Subsequently, the time and space at every step of the way. When we
mind sees it, feels it and ascribes meanings to it. analyze an urge and its eventual fulfillment, we come to
According to the Law of Vision when an object is gazed, know that ascribing different meanings to an urge makes
the image of that object is retained on the screen of the it appear different in reality. For instance hunger is an
mind for fifteen seconds and with the act of blinking it urge and its fulfillment is to eat something. One individual
gradually slides into memory and is replaced by some satisfies his appetite by eating bread and meat, the other
other image. with something else. A lion does not eat grass. A goat
does not eat meat. One likes sweets the other is fond of
When the vision is focused on an object for more than salty foods.
fifteen seconds the same image keeps on recurring on the
screen of the mind, registering itself in the memory. For No one can deny the fact that sorrow and happiness are
instance when something is gazed for a long interval of directly related with thoughts. Some thoughts are very
time without blinking the eyes, the ability to transfix the pleasing and others are very disturbing. Fear, fright,
vision infuses in the mind, putting an end to the mental dubiety, jealousy, greed, grief, hatred, malice, showing
distractions. Gradually this practice enables the exerciser off, false pride and vanity are all products of our
to control his thoughts and eventually the movement of thoughts. In the same way love, affection, faith, humility,
an object according to his will. It means that the modesty and sacrifice are outcome of our thoughts.
concentration of vision generates will power with which
we are able to perform various tasks. Sometimes, a suddenly brain wave flashes that an
accident may be faced by us or by one of our children.
The basic principle of telepathy is to enable us to focus Although no accident has actually taken place, this
one's vision on one particular point. For attaining thought causes us to experience all the agony of an
concentration, some goal is also required to be there. accident. Similar is the case of happiness and a happy life.
Higher the concentration, the stronger the will-power will When a thought after becoming an imagination, falls on a
be helping achieve the desired outcome. When a point where the images of happiness and prosperity are
telepathist intends to reflect his thoughts on the screen present, we experience happiness from within. Grief and
of some other person's mind, that thought is transferred joy are associated with imaginations and the imagination
to that person and he takes these thoughts as one of his comes from the thoughts.
own. When the recipient is a person with an undistracted
mind, the thought after passing through the phases of
conception and feelings becomes a manifestation. If one
thought is transmitted repeatedly, the mind of the
recipient receives it even if he is not attentive. In this
way, concentration helps make a thought manifested.
I’ve learnt...
I’ve learnt...that one should keep his words both soft Pearls
and tender, because tomorrow he may
have to eat them.
Time is too slow for those
I’ve learnt...that it is best to give advice in only two who wait, too swift for those
circumstances; when it is requested or who fear, too long for those
when there is a life-threatening situation.
who grieve, too short for
I’ve learnt...that the less time I have to work with, the those who rejoice but for
more things I get done. those who love ---time is
eternity.
I’ve learnt...that I receive a body to live life, I may like
it or hate it, but it will be mine for the
You can make more friends
entire period of life.
in two months by getting
LONGING interested in other people.
Longing for a crimson life,
Then you can in two years
Life with a purpose, by making other people
Purpose of reaching the zenith, interested in you.
Zenith of success
By Afaque Ahmed
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Interview with Qazi Abdul Muktadir, MD: My initial plan was to work for the development
Managing Director NIBAF of rural sector but my field has changed over the
years, now I am a central banker.
Mr. Qazi Abdul Muqtadir, Kawish: Did you attend any international courses?
Managing Director, MD: Yes, I attended numerous ones related to
National Institute of Banking, Auditing. Even, I did courses which
Banking and Finance were not related to my field like butchering.
(NIBAF), is central banker
having decades of Kawish: Are you an ardent reader of books or a casual
professional experience to one?
his credit. He got his MD: I am an ardent reader. I read at least one book a
graduate and year. I can’t sleep without reading a book. I like
undergraduate degrees classic books. The last books that I read were
from USA & Canada. He is ‘Da Vinci Code’ & ‘Angels & Demons.’
a man of vision.
Kawish: How did you start your professional career?
Shehzad Hyder and Farah Azhar have made an attempt MD: I started my career as a teacher in Agricultural
to explore the life and career of him, which can be University, Tando Jam. Then I joined a
fruitful to young professionals. consultancy firm, Marketing Manager in a
private firm then I got raised to the position of
Kawish: Can you tell us about your family General Manager. I joined Pakistan Banking
background? Corporation and moved to State Bank of
MD: Ha ha ha ….. is it necessary! Well, I try to hide Pakistan as Director, Agriculture Department
certain things. when PBC was dissolved.
Kawish: Anyhow, Please! Do share some of the things Kawish: Please share your experience of your
with our readers. stay abroad.
MD: I am the youngest among four brothers who MD: I got my education from Catholic schools. We
are alive at the moment, one passed away. I were only 3 Muslims there. We did everything
was born in Mirpur Khas. My father was a that was naughty but we had our limits as a
government servant. Muslim being.
Kawish: Sir, from where have you acquired your Kawish: How do you find quality of life there?
academic and professional education? MD: Quality of life does not come from money rather
MD: Most of my education has been from Canada & it is a state of your mind. People there are
USA. I did matriculation and FSC from Pakistan. I leading surreal life. We are not aware of
did Agricultural Engineering and Masters in realities. In 1978 there were more colour
Rural Development. Currently,I am a PhD televisions in Pakistan as there were in
scholar. Canada. Life there is very fast and difficult.
Quality of life means quality of food and
Kawish: What about your favourite star? environment, which we have. In fact we are our
MD: It is between Aquarius and Pisces. own enemies, nobody stops us to clean streets
and ensure proper sanitation system but we are
Kawish: How was your childhood? deteriorating our lives by not thinking this way.
MD: It was full of experience. My parents helped
me a lot. I travelled across the world. Kawish: Why did you come to Pakistan?
MD: To serve my countrymen, my parents send me
Kawish: We mean, whether you were naughty or an abroad to get education and come back. I had to
innocent in your early life. serve them as well.
MD: Again a difficult question, it is very hard to
categorize myself. But one thing is sure that Kawish: The biggest source of inspiration in your life!
you might be very noble as compared to what I MD: Prophet (S.A.W.) is the biggest source of
did in my childhood. inspiration to me. Every time one studies His
life, one is astonished to see that how He, a
Kawish: Did your career objective evolve (change) over single person, changed the whole universe
the time? through his charismatic leadership. I have a
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Kawish: Which one would you grade as the greatest Simple Test
achievement of your life?
MD: What I wanted to achieve, I achieved and it
always has been a great feeling. I feel proud
By Khurram Qureshi
because I contributed towards the development
of rural sector. For me the greatest achievement What if, Allah didn’t bless us today because
is the one which is between you and your God we didn’t take the time to thank Him
only.
yesterday?
Kawish: How is your experience in NIBAF and
SBP? What if, Allah decided to stop leading us
MD: Never ever I thought to be a banker but destiny tomorrow because we didn’t follow him
made me a central banker. As I told earlier, I today?
joined SBP as Director Agriculture Department
there I contributed in rural development. I
What if, Allah didn’t walk with us today
played a vital role in formulation of Micro Credit
Finance Policy Framework. I served in almost all because we failed to recognize it as His
major departments such as, Banking Inspection day?
Department, Banking Supervision Department,
Policy & Regulations Department. Presently, I What if, Allah took away the Qur’an
am in NIBAF. tomorrow because we could not recite It
Kawish: What are the things that need to be improved
today?
in SBP & NIBAF?
MD: SBP has a lot of room to improve. It needs to What if, Allah took away His message
understand market dynamics and at the same because we failed to listen to His
time our job is to provide liquidity in the Messenger?
market. NIBAF needs more human resources.
Even people in SBP prefer to go abroad. This
trend can only be reversed if we have good What if, the door of the Mosque was closed
quality human resources. because we did not open the door of our
heart?
Kawish: What are your expectations from SBOTS-
15th Batch? What if, Allah stopped loving and caring for
MD: I think I have spoken on it. We have very high
us because we failed to love and care for
expectations. Apart from studies, NIBAF
provides you a culture to intermingle with each others?
other. In future very few people in SBP will be
left who are not gone through this applied What if, Allah would not hear us today
training. because we would not listen to Him?
Kawish: At the end, what message you would like to
deliver to youngsters like us?
MD: I want you to prove yourselves. You have
better educational opportunities. Do something
for others. Selfish people live for themselves
while legends live for others. After then we can
be rightly called as a nation.
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Treat him gently, but do not coddle him, because only the Single Dot Below Signature
test of fire makes fine steel. Let him have the courage to They are more inclined towards
be impatient...let him have the patience to be brave.
classical arts. They are simple and
Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will always have sublime faith in very cool. If you loose faith with
mankind. them, they will never look back to
you. Hence it is always better to be
This is a big order, but see what you can do...He is such a careful with them.
fine little fellow, my son!
Full Name As Signature
They are very kind hearted and can
adjust themselves to any
environment and to any person they
are talking. They are very firm on
their views and possess a lot of will
power.
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FINCONOMICS
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Testing The Evidence On Weak-Form EMH In case of KSE-100, auto-correlation coefficients were
found to be significant at all lags for each of daily, weekly
AT Pakistan Stock Market and monthly series. This was confirmed by the values of
Box-Ljung Statistics which were above significant value.
By Ayaz Aijaz Memon On the basis of runs test, it was observed that the Z-
statistic is negative in all the cases indicating the presence
The efficient market hypothesis has been a major area of of some positive serial correlation among successive price
research in the field of finance and financial markets that changes. Similarly, both autocorrelation and runs tests
is still subject to lot of debate. EMH (Efficient Market clearly concluded for KSE-30 that series is not weak form
Hypothesis) is related to the random walk theory. EMH efficient. Generally, the results for all the sectors and
emphasizes that financial markets are informationally stocks examined have also rejected null hypothesis which
efficient which means prices already reflect all known implies technical analysis can be a useful tool in this
information on traded assets. Thus, it states that it is market as returns are dependent over time and market is
impossible to consistently outperform the market by not weak-form efficient considering all aspects. Thus,
using any information that the market already knows technical analysts may earn superior returns using
except through luck. The three variants of this theory are historical information.
weak-form EMH, semi-strong form EMH and strong form
EMH. The weak form assumes that current stock prices The serial correlation test and the runs test reject the
fully reflect all security market information, including the random walk hypothesis for the whole sample period on
historical sequence of prices, rates of returns, trading average for both indices and selected stocks in different
volume data, etc. This hypothesis assumes that current sectors. The results thus, suggest the presence of both
stock prices already reflect all past returns and any other autocorrelation and dependence in the data. Therefore, it
security market information thus the past returns and refers to rejection of the random walk hypothesis during
other historical market data should have no relationship the entire sample period. It seems that the stock market
with future returns. in Pakistan is not efficient in its weak-form and regulators
and relevant bodies are expected to take reasonable
It is usually believed that markets are found to be measures to improve its efficiency.
efficient in developed economies as compared to
emerging economies. Several studies acknowledge this
statement as these were conducted to examine market
efficiency in such markets. There is mixed evidence on
the theory of EMH so the test in Pakistan Stock Market is
worthwhile to test the efficiency of Karachi Stock
Exchange. Few studies conducted in the context of
Pakistan found the presence of serial dependence in
stock returns but those studies examined the time period
up to the early nineties. Hence, a re-examination of the
Random Walk Hypothesis was needed to cover a more
recent time period in 21st century and applying more
sophisticated tests. Thus, a research was conducted not
Approaches To Life
only to check the weak-form EMH on KSE-100 and KSE-30
Indices as done in several prior studies conducted but has There are two ways of living your life……
also to conduct rigorous tests on individual companies’
stocks representing different market capitalization groups One – That is as though nothing is
divided into eight industry sectors. a miracle.
This study uses the sophisticated statistical tests serial
correlation test and runs test to investigate random walk The other – That is as though every thing is
hypothesis in the Pakistan stock market using daily, a miracle.
weekly and monthly closing prices of the KSE-100 Index,
KSE-30 Index and 24 selected stocks from eight different
sectors for the period from 1 January 2003 to 28 August
2008. The researcher used Box-Ljung statistics to
determine overall combined conclusion on
autocorrelation tests. All the tests suggest dependency of
the aggregate market series KSE-100 and KSE-30 as well
as for all the stocks and sectors that were tested.
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Nations are categorized as less developed countries It is a common apprehension among financial institutions
(LDC’s) because of their poverty, weak human resource and commercial banks that poor people are not credit
and low level of economic diversification. And most of the worthy or bankable. A lot of reasons are given in favour
614 million people who live in the LDC’s, over one tenth of this concept. Firstly, these institutions are in opinion
of the world entire population, survive on less than US$2 that as poor people have no physical collateral therefore
a day. So, poverty alleviation is a major concern for all the the loan given to them is technically insecure. Secondly,
developing nations. In the presence of the prevailing poor people have no financial discipline and business
socio, cultural and economic scenario devising a smooth expertise. Thirdly, the atmosphere of developing
developmental strategy is very difficult. countries is not suitable for investment. In such a
competitive environment where large entrepreneurs and
Globalisation and world wide geo-political changes have experienced persons have failed how these people with
further aggravated the problem of developmental such small resources will succeed? Fourthly, there is no
measures of the nations struggling to ensure proper pace legal protection for the business of micro credit because
of development. After trying an assortment of in group based lending there are no legal limitations
methodologies like small loans (collateral based), aids, other than personal guarantee. From administrative and
subsidies and efforts at job creation most governments financial point of view the provision of micro credit is not
have concluded that the micro finance is conceivably the an easy and profitable venture. As banks operate only on
best strategy for the elimination of poverty. It becomes commercial basis therefore devising a strategy for the
the major tool for improvement of household and as a assistance of people belonging to far areas is beyond their
developmental measure after its experimentation in a scope and also these institutions are not aware of the
number of countries. In almost all the developing importance of social stimulus.
countries group based approach through micro finance
has been found highly successful in providing access to In Pakistan, the job of giving micro credit was initiated
credit to poor people for the sake of improvement in through rural support program. The very first rural
their household. Another aspect which draws our support program was started in northern area by the
attention is worldwide emphases on enhancing name of Agha Khan Rural Support program (AKRSP). Up
entrepreneurship as a tool for economic development. till now more than seven programs are functioning in the
The micro credit concept facilitates this effort by country which include National Rural Support Program,
increasing entrepreneurship, though at a very small scale, Sarhad Rural Support Program, Balouchistan Rural
but to the potential to adding up to big totals. Support Program, Punjab Rural Support Program, Ghazi
Brutha Development Institution and Thardeep
Informally, small loans are utilized in almost every society Development Program. Government of Pakistan also
from antiquity and many governments have provided initiated a project under the title of Khushhali Bank which
cooperatives and subsidized credit for agriculture sector provides small loans all over the country. Along with this,
through agricultural banks. But micro credit as an apt way another institution named Pakistan Poverty Alleviation
for poverty alleviation was introduced in 1970s. Fund was established with the cooperation of World Bank
Generally, Dr. Muhammad Younis is regarded as the which distributes loans through various NGOs.
pioneer of micro credit program who initiated this in
1976 in a small countryside of Chittagong, but people are Dr. Karim (2001) studied two basic problems that are
in belief that the real credit should go to Mr Akhtar confronted by the people who opt for taking micro credit.
Hameed Khan who initiated the Komela Pilot project on He is actually trying to analyze whether it is the cost or
the principle of social spur. The effort which started from availability of credit, which really matters to the man with
Komela project was proved to be an inspiration for micro very limited means? Along with this he is also trying to
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convince people that the problem is not the dispensation Population Aging- A Problem?
of the credit. It is the mobilization of small savings, which
is the core issue. He also discusses the importance of cost
of credit and mobilization of small savings as an By Muhammad Zahid
important factor. He comments that it is the availability
of institutional credit in which the borrower is interested Population aging is relatively new term, introduced in the
and cost of credit is not the core issue for a poor man. last century, when industrial countries observed rapid
MFBs (micro finance banks) should keep the interest rate growth in their old age population. It happened due to
above the market rate of return because if they will not increased medical and health facilities in these countries,
charge market rate of return from the users of their funds which increased life expectancy. It was further enhanced
they can never pay the market rate of return to the by low birth rate due to fall in fertility. This increase had
suppliers of these funds. Pertinent to this, the severely affected the health and pension system, the
mobilization of small savings is also very important in this macroeconomic and financial equilibrium, the social set
regard. Like, Grameen Bank- “without collateral” lending up and the population structure of these countries.
bank- adds as a prerequisite for the users of its funds to
open a saving account in the bank and also buy a share of The phenomenon of population aging can change the
the bank. So by adopting this strategy they ensure whole demographic structure of the country. Studies
increase in savings implying lesser borrowing from other have revealed that the old age dependency ratio
sources. So in this way mobilizing small savings can increases in aging countries, the sex ratio which means
decrease the cost of credit. One can say that mobilization number of male per one hundred female also changes.
of small savings and cost of credit are interlinked. Most of the time this ratio increases because of high
preference for male offsprings. Korea has experienced
Credit surveys in the developing countries have generally drastic increase in its sex ratio. As the country’s
noted that non institutional i.e. money lenders, traders, population ages, the population in the upper strata
landlords, and so forth charge interest rates far in excess (population above median age) increases. So, the number
of those charged on similar loan by institutional lenders of people who are in their working age (between 15 to
such as banks. So that micro credit gives opportunity to 60) falls, which has several economic consequences.
poor to avail resources from institutions. Micro credit has
changed the lives of the poor strata of the society. That is Labor being one of the basic factors of production is very
why this concept is gaining much more attention at important for economic growth. Fall in working
international level. Access to the small loans is considered population simply means that there is lesser supply of
as a basic human need. After experiencing this strategy in labor which impacts the income negatively. On the other
a number of countries it is evident that government can hand, the increasing number of old people who are
not do anything alone. It can only create an environment economically inactive affects the demand side of the
conducive for the proper working of these institutions. economy. This segment of the population is either
The foremost responsibility of the government in this supported by their kith and kin or by the government. In
regard is to provide legal and financial support. other words, it is ultimately the working population who
has to bear the burden. The higher dependency ratio
Selective Listening means there are more mouth to eat than hands to
produce, so the savings in the economy falls. Savings,
A medical doctor who was invited as a guest which is injected in the economy for economic
speaker to address a group of Charsis.He wanted to development, if falls then there is lesser bank deposits, it
make a demonstration that would be powerful exerts pressure on the interest rates to move up which
enough to make people realize that chars was discourages investment, consequently the national
injurious to their health. He had two containers, one income falls.
with pure distilled water and one with pure chars. He
put an earthworm into the distilled water and it swam Both supply and demand shrink and the economy
beautifully and came up to the top. He put another contracts. So, a lower income country will have lesser tax
earthworm into the chars and it disintegrated in front collections, there will be lesser development projects and
of everyone's eyes. He wanted to prove that this was the cycle continues… This impoverish the standard of
what chars did to the insides of our body. He asked living, low per capita income leaves the population with
the group what the moral of the story was and one the option of less consumption which further pushes the
person from behind said, "If you take chars you aggregate demand downward. Here the problem of
won't have worms in your stomach." Was that the demand deficient unemployment emerges… again a
message? Of course not. That was selective
phase of vicious circle of poverty.
listening--we hear
what we want to hear and not what is being said.
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How different companies were christened? Despite the facts that women all over the world are the
victims of the issues like gender discrimination, inequality
By Farhan Shaukat of opportunities, socio-cultural and socio-economic
constraints, the number of women starting their own
businesses is growing. It can be clearly observed that ratio
Xerox
of women entrepreneurs upgrading their micro or small
The Greek root “Xer” means dry. The inventor Chestor
level businesses to the medium level is extremely low.
Carlson named his product Xerox as it was dry copying
Women entrepreneurs are hesitant to grow their
markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying.
enterprises though some of them are reasonably growth-
oriented. This is the area which rapidly grasped attention
Motorola in order to make the efforts to promote the role of
Founder Paul Galvin came up with the name when his
women entrepreneurs in the growth of the national
company started manufacturing radios for cars. The
economy.
popular radio company at that time was called Victorola.
A survey of business preferences of the Pakistani women
Microsoft clearly shows the clusters, naturally formed as the result
It was coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that of the limited expertise in the few segments. We can
was devoted to Micro computer Software. Originally easily find out that there are the few clusters of business
christened Micro-Soft, the hyphen was removed later on. fields that are preferred by women and they like to invest
only in these segments. The basis for creation of this
Intel cluster is actually concentration of the capabilities in
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new those areas. But we see that no initiative has been taken
company “ Moore Noyce” but that was already to break this restriction and engaging the women in other
trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle on sectors of the industry. Encouraging women to invest in
acronym of Integrated Electronics. variety of fields can be a better formula for rapid growth
of economy and competition and will provide the
Apple Computers enhanced investment prospects.
Favourite fruit of the founder Stone Jobs, he was three
month late in filling a name for the business and he Mrs. Fatemeh Hashemi Rafsanjani, Secretary General
threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the Women’s Solidarity Association of Iran (WASI) (2006)
other colleagues didn’t suggest a better name by 5 o’ addressing the inaugural ceremony said “organizational
clock! constraints are for both male and female, but it is much
more pronounced for women, because of their lower
Hewlett Packard presence in economic arenas, especially at senior
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide management levels.”
whether their company they founded would be called “
Hewlett Packard” or “ Packard Hewlett”. The major areas to be focused in Pakistan are barriers to
invest or upgrade their businesses to medium level
By Muhammad Omer Khan enterprises faced by the women entrepreneurs in
Pakistan. The problems faced by the women
entrepreneurs when they come to set up new business or
upgrade their businesses to the medium level enterprise
are the main topic of discussion. This research provides
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the broad picture of business environment for women in up their skills. Cosmetic measures must be replaced by
Pakistan-a developing country of third world. The aim of pragmatic undertakings.
research is to study current business scenario and future
prospects not only for women who are willing to start These prospective women entrepreneurs though backed
their own businesses but also for the prospective by their families also need staunch support from society,
entrepreneurs. private sector and government alike to expand their
emphatic role they play in country’s economy building.
The studies conducted in the various south Asian
countries like Bangladesh, India, Nepal, and many of the
African poor and developing countries like Ethiopia
provides evidence that the business circumstances of Dealing With People
third world developing countries are quite similar. The
focus is this thesis is to find out the reasons that why As a young Scots boy, Andrew
women of third world country like Pakistan, are hesitant
Carnegie came to America and
to promote their currently small enterprises to medium
level. started doing odd jobs. He ended up
as one of the largest steel
Areas focused were: manufacturers in the United States.
Investment patterns of women in Pakistan. At one time he had 43 millionaires
Barriers to invest at medium level and in new
business opportunities. Or we can say that why
working for him. Several decades
women are hesitant to explore new investment ago, a million dollars used to be a lot
opportunities. of money; even today it is a lot of
Available financial resources and the accessibility of money. Someone asked Mr.
women to those resources. Carnegie how he dealt with people?
Impact of sex-segregation and investment in clusters Andrew Carnegie replied, "Dealing
by women on economic growth of the developing
countries. (But this will be touched in brief).
with people is like digging gold:
Relationship of women empowerment and the risk When you go digging for an ounce of
taking behavior. Risk taking behavior in women gold, you have to move tons of dirt to
depends on the empowerment. get an ounce of gold. But when you
go digging, you don't go looking for
Research showed that besides the precariousness
the dirt, you go looking for the gold."
prevailing thick for women entrepreneurs, they are not
thin on courage. What most of them only need is firm
support from society and concerned government
institutions, which is meagre in current circumstances
because no proper framework has been drawn by
government and private sector to educate, train and Courage
financially support women entrepreneurs thus nipping
the growth of potential and courageous business women
in the bud. So theses resource starved women
entrepreneurs are not in a position to take risk regarding
And so in the strife of the battle of life
their business expansion. It’s easy to fight when you’re winning,
The need of hour is to take certain practical steps to It’s easy to slave and starve and be brave
ensure growth of these business women. These steps When the dawn of success is beginning,
may include scrutinizing the current infrastructure so that
funds if any issued by government and NGOs to cater
problems of these women may be delivered to the right
place. Moreover, soft loans through financial institutions But the man who can meet despair and defeat
may be arranged by government. Besides providing With a cheer, there’s a man of God’s choosing,
sufficient financial support, effective training and skill-up The man who can fight to heaven’s own height
gradation programs may be conducted on frequent basis Is the man who can fight when he’s losing!
so that maximum number of women working in their
respective fields may get through this process and polish
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Save It!
Algorithm;
By Kashif Muhammad Taufiq
An analogy to problem
“Don’t save what is left after spending. But, spend what is solving
left after saving.”
Warren Buffet
By Arrooj Sultana
Getting your first job with a handsome salary package and
fringe benefits brings independence in your life style. Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī (Baghdad, c. 780-
Though it is very good to be independent and able to 850) -a renowned Muslim mathematician and
finance your own consumption, however, it is not wise to astronomer- Latinized versions of his name and of his
spend the entire amount, instead saving some would most famous book title “Live on in the Terms Algorithm
serve you better in future. When the money starts
and Algebra”. In the 12th century his work introduced
flowing into one’s bank account with an assuredness that
the process will continue to happen for the next few Hindu-Arabic numerals and their arithmetic to the West.
years, an urge to spend spurs up. People would go for It is preserved only in a Latin translation, Algoritmi de
buying a new high-end mobile phone, lease a new car, numero Indorum (“Al-Khwārizmī Concerning the Hindu
purchase some expensive brand suits, and add some Art of Reckoning”). The term algorithm originated from
unnecessary ‘luxuries’ to their everyday life. Spending the name of the author rendered in Latin as “algoritmi”.
bucks gives you short-term fulfilment, but saving a small In modern days the concept of Algorithm is taken as
portion of your earnings keeps you satisfied for the rainy
synonym to problem-solving procedure, that is, a logical
days. Importantly, saving not only ensures your future,
but it could supplement your current income by step-by-step procedure for solving a mathematical
generating a certain return over the amount saved. problem in a finite number of steps, often involving
repetition of the same basic operation. For questions or
Though it is sensible to start saving at a relatively younger
problems with only a finite set of cases or values an
age, but selecting the right avenues to invest counts a lot.
There are several avenues such as stock market, algorithm always exists (at least in principle); it consists of
government bonds, mutual funds etc. a table of values of the answers.
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the plausible ways to deal with it that a foolish man Attitude Matters!
thinks after days of whining, complaining and suffering.”
By Muhammad Umar Khan
Think about it!!!
There was a farmer in District Swabi who was happy and
content. He was happy because he was content. He was
content because he was happy. One day a wise man came
to him and told him about the glory of diamonds and the
power that goes along with them. The wise man said, "If
you had a diamond the size of your thumb, you could
Glass - -Half Empty, Half Full have your own city. If you had a diamond the size of your
fist, you could probably own your own country." And then
he went away. That night the farmer couldn't sleep. He
was unhappy and he was discontent. He was unhappy
By Sohail Khan because he was discontent and discontent because he
was unhappy.
If you can extend the debate as to whether
the glass is half-full, half-empty, you may The next morning he made arrangements to sell off his
receive laconic replies depending upon the farm, took care of his family and went in search of
nature and educational background of the diamonds. He looked all over NWFP and couldn't find any.
He looked all through Europe and couldn't find any. When
speakers.
he got to Spain, he was emotionally, physically and
financially broken. He got so disheartened that he threw
The optimist says the glass is half full. himself into the Barcelona River and committed suicide.
Back home, the person who had bought his farm was
The pessimist says the glass is half empty. watering the camels at a stream that ran through the
farm. Across the stream, the rays of the morning sun hit a
The project manager/engineer says the glass stone and made it sparkle like a rainbow. He thought it
is twice as big as it needs to be. would look good on the mantle piece. He picked up the
stone and put it in the living room. That afternoon the
The realist says the glass contains half the wise man came and saw the stone sparkling. He asked, "Is
required amount of liquid for it to overflow. Hafiz back?" The new owner said, "No, why do you ask?"
The wise man said, "Because that is a diamond. I
recognize one when I see one." The man said, no, that's
The professional trainer does not care if the just a stone I picked up from the stream. Come, I'll show
glass is half full or half empty, he just knows you. There are many more." They went and picked some
that starting the discussion will give him ten samples and sent them for analysis. Sure enough, the
minutes to figure out why his PowerPoint stones were diamonds.
presentation is not working.
They found that the farm was indeed covered with acres
The entrepreneur sees the glass as and acres of diamonds.
undervalued by half its potential. What is the moral of this story?
The computer specialist says that next year When our attitude is right, we realize that we
the glass capacity will double, be half the are all walking on acres and acres of diamonds.
price, but cost you 50% more for me to give Opportunity is always under our feet. We don't
you the answer. have to go anywhere. All we need to do is
recognize it.
The grass on the other side always looks
The consultant says let's examine the
greener. While we are dyeing the grass on the
question, prepare a strategy for an answer, other side, there are others who are dyeing the
and all for a daily rate of... grass on our side.They would be happy to trade
places with us.
The same opportunity never knocks twice. The
next one may be better or worse, but it is never
the same one.
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Fitting In Corporate Environment a major, public mistake -- you are the new kid on the
block while your co-workers have been around for longer
By Azhar Ali Shahani period of time. Learn from their collective experience.
So people, now you all are ready to take on the ride of Mind Your Manners
central banking. You 've spent approximately the last People may not remember your politeness, but they
seventeen years sitting in a classroom absorbing bits of certainly will remember rude behaviour. You don't know
knowledge. Now we shall be out of NIBAF and ready to your co-workers' personalities well enough to know what
taste ‘real’ job (not inflation adjusted though). For most reactions these jokes and stories will engender. Do not
of you it is going to be your first job and time to start a use company email to forward jokes to your friends --
brand new phase of your life. Being the new person on they can easily wind up in the wrong hands. Please and
the job can feel like being the new kid at school. You want thank you should still be the magic words. Always knock
to fit in and be liked by your co-workers (the students) before you enter. Answer the telephone politely, even if
and your boss (the teacher) while feeling at home in your the call is internal.
new environment. There are no formal exams, but don't
ever forget -- you are being tested; everyday. The results Keep Your Ear to the Grapevine but don't contribute to it.
come, not in report cards, but in performance reviews.
Always remember to do your best; you are being The grapevine should be considered the unofficial office
watched. newsletter. It is important to pay attention to what is
being said. You can gain valuable insight into office
One of the key ways to fit in is by understanding and dynamics, co-worker's personalities, and whom to stay
adapting to the company’s culture. Every company away from on a particular day. It is more important not to
operates differently—has its own quirky ways of doing contribute to the grapevine. And remember how small a
things and rules that reflect the beliefs of the higher-ups. world it truly is. Your reputation can follow you for years
You may find that some companies will take some getting to come.
used to while others will automatically feel welcoming
and safe. How fast you learn to operate within your Ask
company’s culture will dictate how fast you’ll fit into the Don't afraid to ask questions. If you are assigned a project
company itself. and are not sure how it should be completed, ask. It's
better to ask before the project is due, than to have it
Here are some rules and tips that will help you get delayed because it was done incorrectly.
acclimated to the world of work.
Making a Mistake at Work
Punctuality Everyone makes mistakes, they say. Usually you can
The most important thing at workplace is punctuality, correct your error or just forget about it and move on.
especially for the new comers. Punctuality reflects one’s Making a mistake at work, however, can be more serious.
dedication to her/his duties and responsibilities in It may cause problems for your employer and even affect
particular and the company in general. Always arrive at the company's bottom line. Repercussions will ultimately
work on time, if not a little early. Stick to your lunch trickle down to you.
hour... and if you are particularly busy, eat at your desk or
come back early. Do not leave your desk unnecessarily for Admit Your Mistake
prolonged period. Avoid chatting with your batch mates Tell your boss about your mistake immediately. The only
as well. exception is if you make an insignificant error that will not
affect anyone. Otherwise, don't try to hide your mistake.
Listen and Observe You will look terrible if someone else discovers it.
While innovation is a good thing, it is important to be
mindful of dynamics of the workplace. If you are entering Present Your Boss With A Plan To Fix Your Mistake
an environment where routines are already in place, a When you go to your boss to confess your mistake, you
newcomer walking in and talking about "better ways" to must have a plan for correcting it. Present your plan
do things, will often be met with negative reactions. clearly. Tell how long it will take to implement your plan
Why? First, you know nothing about why they do things and if there are any costs involved.
the way they do. Second, you haven't gained the trust of
your co-workers. Finally, people, by nature, are Don't Blame Anyone Else For Your Mistake Pointing
threatened by change. By listening and observing, you will fingers won't help anyone if you make a mistake.
gain a lot. You will learn about the environment of which Encourage those who may share responsibility to follow
you are now a part. You will find out about the people your lead in confessing to your boss.
you are working with. You may save yourself from making
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Apologize For Your Mistake But Don't Beat Yourself Up Groom yourself…professionally
There's a big difference between admitting your mistake
and beating yourself up about it. Take responsibility but
don't berate yourself for making it, especially in public. By Ravi Kumar
Correct Your Mistake on Your Own Time Grooming is the art of cleaning and maintaining parts of
If you have to spend extra hours at work to correct your body. When we put two words together profession and
mistake, don't expect to be paid for that time. You can grooming it simply states how one looks and behaves at
also use your lunch hour or come to work early. work place. What are ones’ manners, etiquettes,
communication skills and attitude towards people around
work place. How you present yourself at your job is very
important, as well as critical because your personality
presentation develops your image in mind of your
colleagues and you will always be recognized by that
image.
Dress Color
First, consider the message of colors. The more
conservative or formal your industry is, the more neutral
the color of your outfit should be. Neutral colors are
black, grey, white, beige, and brown. Blue is also
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considered a "neutral" color in this sense, because it moustache and beard, lack of a 5 o'clock shadow, neat
conveys trust. On the other hand, the more creative your and attractive hair style and the right amount of makeup
industry is, the more color options you have. For and jewellery that can be seen and not heard.
conservative industries, keep your hair and make up neat
and neutral. It doesn't mean not to style the hair or not Creativity
putting on make up. While some jobs allow more creative expressions than
others, all of them permit you to individualize at least a
= What you wear reveals eight things about you; bit. Express your uniqueness through a special tie and
matching hankie, a scarf or a special or exquisite piece of
Self-Esteem jewellery. Maybe your mark will become the special way
How you dress is your love of self-made tangible to the you tie a scarf or how you find just the right one to
world. When you wear ill-fitting, soiled, torn, tattered complement or coordinate with your suit and blouse, or
clothing, it can make others aware of a poor sense of self- maybe a pair of cuff links that looks expensive yet
worth. What people see on the outside lets them know apropos for your important meeting.
you feel about yourself on the inside. Image is the tip of
the iceberg, yet it adds immeasurably to helping people Reliability
understand what is going on inside you. The sum of the above adds up to how reliable you are,
from the big picture to the details. Can you be counted on
Self-Respect to look and behave in a professional manner wherever
How you wear it and what you choose to wear show your job takes you.
others how much you respect yourself. Those who
respect themselves know how to dress to emphasize Professional Grooming is must for all the entrants; it
strengths and minimize body flaws. Respect for women reflects not only your personal development but also
who wear ill-fitted clothes becomes less and so for men presents a fair picture of your professional development.
who wear long pants with too short ties, spot jeans with Focusing on this will let you excel in your efforts to avail
holes; and anyone who gains weight and then wears growing opportunities and be compatible with the
clothes that used to fit. dynamic requirements of the Market.
Confidence
The way you carry yourself contributes greatly to the air
of confidence others perceive. What you wear also
contributes to that look of confidence. Your goal is to Your Are A SBOTIAN When…
create an aura of confidence and assuredness when you
walk into a room. Make sure your clothing contributes its You hate chicken and daal.
part! You learn how to yawn without opening mouth.
You know how to sleep with eyes open.
Organizational Skills Your concentration span is inversely proportional to lecture
Even people who don't like to file or plan the details of an duration.
event need to appear organized in their clothing color Getting a sixty percent in an exam gives you nightmares.
You heavily indulge in activities like passing notes and sms.
and style choices. You want to create a unified look from
You fight with the guard to let you in after 11:00 pm.
head to foot, without calling attention to any one item or playing table-tennis after 10:00 pm becomes a norm/
color. Recruiters use appearance to judge organizational You start calling cash as ‘kayssh.”
skills. If they know where the potential employee parked, You have a short-term memory loss.
they may send someone to walk around the car to see if it You speak in the mike without any purpose.
looks clean and orderly ... or if it resembles the refuse bin Namaz-e-Asr is the most awaited prayer.
for a fast-food restaurant or the repository for a week's The lecture sounds Latin after lunch.
clothing that needs to be taken to the cleaners. Taking short mid-breaks during class move you to a higher
indifference curve.
You dream of joining BID department.
Soundness of Judgement
You are forced to break away from your dearest friends.
Knowing and wearing the right outfit for the right All your accrued expenses become bad debts.
occasion is an important indicator of whether you can You are on the watch out when Sir Waseem leaves the
make the right decisions at work, too. class.
You constantly complain about the rigorous training
Attention To Detail methods.
About 90 percent of your body is clothed in business - the You love and hate NIBAF simultaneously.
remaining 10 percent of your impression is made through
your grooming and includes manicured nails, trimmed
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Reflections
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NIBAF Through My Eyes entire day. Hence, switching seats and frequently going
out of the class to drink water became our favourite
By Farah Azhar. activity. Knowledge indeed makes you thirstier! Smokers
would assemble at the “soota corner”, a.k.a “soota
26th of September, 2009 is one of those days that would bridge”, which was towards the end of the bridge. I used
remain etched in my mind for years to come. It was the to question my friends why they would smoke so much to
day when I left comfort of my home and decided to step which they would reply that their mission was to burn all
out in the unsheltered territory. I never knew what made the cigarettes on earth by smoking as many cigarettes as
me take that decision, maybe some evil forces wanted to they could.
turn my world topsy-turvy or may be it was that stubborn
pull of fate that I could not resist. Hence, 26th of The concentration span remained inversely proportional
September was the day when I joined NIBAF as a SBOTS to the class duration. Hence, many of us mastered the art
trainee. of sleeping while staying awake and convincing the
instructor that we indeed were paying attention. Every
I vividly recall that monstrous uninviting grey building other day we witnessed new trainers with their new
that terrorized me. This would be my abode for the next training styles. These trainers had a knack of putting us to
five months and, furthermore, to make matters worse, sleep faster than a hypnotist. NIBAF was definitely the
we were told that we were going to share our rooms. The advocate of the notion that variety is indeed the spice of
word ‘room-mate’ stung to me like a viper’s venom and I life. To kill class boredom, surveys became a very popular
tried to digest this fact but failed miserably. I, being the activity and all types of surveys ranging from the most
only daughter was not used to share anything and always irritating to the most handsome were conducted within
had my due privacy (imagine sharing a room). I was single those walls of the training room. If this was an insufficient
and blessed but now I would be single and sharing a room remedy for boredom, we would pass notes in the class
with Ms XYZ(how weird could that be). The rooms were incessantly, give spout and toffees like butterscotch and
small and the cup-boards were umm ……no comments! so we found various exciting ways to pass our time. While
Furthermore, we absorbed various room-mate stories indulging in these activities, some of the lecture would
that floated in NIBAF. Some liked to sleep with the fan on filter in and settle in our grey matter but most of it
in the winters while others liked to listen to qawalis or remained suspended in our minds. There were times
drink milk after mid-night. Some never used to wash their when our saturated brains refused to accept more inflow
socks, hence, giving a natural odour to the air around of knowledge and so we would start muttering among
them. Some were cleanliness freaks while others believed ourselves or start noticing how many times an instructor
that messy room brought them good luck (it only brought uses a particular word, for example, “jo haay.” Various
more cockroaches). And some snored like a beast. Some words and slogans became popular in our class like, ‘ eid
would leave their fungus-filled food containers in other’s ha kiya,” “ intahai munaasib,” ‘ kayysh,” “zaroori,” “ki
rooms and these were more than enough to kill one’s banya,” ‘ ani macha di,’ “bro and dude’ etc. Although they
enemy. Alas! I only wished I could somehow shift NIBAF were normal words, being spoken in different styles
to Lahore. made them sound catchy. Then there were those nerds of
our class that used to bombard the trainers with their
Orientation day was quite motivating as Dr Omer and questions and would listen to each and every word as if it
Managing Director, FNIBAF made inspirational speeches. was from Bible. Oh! How can I forget those name plates
Many dreams and hopes glittered in our eyes and every that were our prized possessions? The creative artists of
one made a silent resolution in their hearts to work hard. our class displayed their skills by decorating these name
It is a time-tested phenomenon that one can never follow plates with art, smokey-art and adding funny captions like
their resolution and, hence, it was proved that this was Barood Sultana, Ravi Kumar Sanu etc.
hundred percent true. Studies and hard-work were two
words that remained alien to our entire batch. NIBAF’s rigorous training acquainted us with new
sensations and experiences-exam fever, jittery nerves,
The training hall was spacious and was equipped with restlessness and insomnia. Sleep that was once my
state-of- art-facilities. Many of the boys were really constant companion eluded me. Weekly exams and the
excited to find microphones on their tables and would fear of failure gave all of us (especially girls) nightmares,
use it for all other purposes except educational ones. white-hair and extra pounds. Nature was a testament to
Hence, during these five months, we heard different our perennial anguish and the torture that we were
sounds like horse’s neighing, baby’s crying and licking subjected to and hence it decided to rock NIBAF in form
sounds etc and not to mention all the weird songs of an earth-quake one fine night. However, to our
possible. The most inhuman behaviour that was expected disappointment the building remained intact. I never
from these fifty-eight humans was to sit on one chair understood the need for exams but what left me
from 9:00 am to 5:00 pm and to listen to one trainer the completely dumb-founded was the routine of displaying
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one’s marks on the board- a practice that was unknown mere fancy words. However, in short, I have fallen in love
to me in the past. I sheepishly used to look up at that with Islamabad and those hill-stations.
board and hunt for my name and ran away. However,
most of us were more interested in memorizing other As this training comes to an end, I am hit by nostalgia. It
trainees’ marks. Exams also gave us the opportunity of just seems yesterday when Sir Waseem threatened all of
making new friends in that dreaded examination hall. We us not to do anything stupid because we are being viewed
talked (for the first time) with many of those sitting through twenty-six cameras at NIBAF. I never understood
behind and in front of us in that examination hall. After why he thought that we were always up to some mischief
all, man is a social animal. and that the forty five boys were vandals (although
breaking glasses, beds, and window glass etc doesn’t
To keep ourselves alive, we would go to the dining room term them as a vandal). During these five months, Sir
in the basement and feed our empty stomachs. During Waseem remained compose, strict, kind and highly
our first week at NIBAF, we felt royal as we were served patient as he dealt with fifty eight brats. He remained
chicken, daal, dessert, green tea etc but as wise men say honest and dedicated with his work even appearing on
don’t make inferences that quickly. It was observed that a Sundays. I, truly, salute him for his efforts and being so
strong correlation exists between chicken and daal for paternalistic and pampering all of us. He made NIBAF a
they were always cooked together and almost every home for us.
other day. We used to wonder why we were made to eat
chicken everyday; may be, NIBAF got Chicken at a No matter how much we hated NIBAF, we loved it more.
relatively low cost or may be they had collected all the A perplexing emotion that remains inexplicable. Leaving
dead chickens during bird-flu episode or may be the Cook this place will be like leaving a part of me behind. As we
was a sadist who was beaten up by his wife everyday so enter into the adult (read: professional) world, we have
this was his only form of revenge. So food was all about to leave that kid behind. It is a part of growing up-the
chickens and eggs. Vegetarians could have sued NIBAF for painful part but it is mandatory as life has to go on. I
slaughtering so many poor hens. No matter how bad the would fondly want to be called “stupid and ignorant like a
food was, surprisingly, no one died and no one suffered baby” than be called an adult. If adults are so wise and
from gastro-oesophageal reflux disease. revered upon, then why is this world not a better place?
Leaving this philosophy behind, I would want to take a
NIBAF was not only about hens and exams but about moment and thank NIBAF-my den for past five months. It
celebrations as well. Many birthdays, real and fake ones threw many challenges at me-which I learnt I had to
were celebrated. Late night movies, Rahat’s pizza and overcome to move ahead. It has taught me that there is
cake and songs from our budding musicians made the much to learn outside the walls of the classrooms. In
occasions more festive. The bonfire night was a short, NIBAF has helped mould my life and I will surely
memorable one and the boys stole the event. Their miss it from the core of my heart.
traditional dances, songs and the scrumptious barbecue
food made it a golden memory. NIBAF, also, arranged
various trips to places like Murree, Patriatta,Ayubia, “When I look back now,
Saidpur, Khanpur, Manal etc. Hence, we experienced the summer seemed to last forever
many utopian moments like having “pakoras” in that and If I had a choice,
frigid weather, chair-lifts, cable cars, singing crazy songs yeh I wud wana be there,
in the car, balloon shooting, lunch at Usmania, taking those were the best days of my life.”
funny pictures in Murree and Patriatta. My most (Bryan Adams).
memorable trip was the trip to Peer Sohawa and Manal
Restaurant. Standing on top of the world, the entire city
scintillated like thousand jewels studded in black velvet. There is a story about an ancient Indian
The moment put me in a trance but I was brought back to sage who was called ugly names by a
the real world by the mouth-watering smell of cheese passer by. The sage listened unperturbed
naan, soup and “gola kabaabs.” Heaven. Another
till the man ran out of words. He asked
refreshing trip was a tour to Taxila and Khanpur Dam. I
will not go on describing the scenic beauty of that place the man, "If an offering is not accepted,
but would surely mention on how we feasted on those who does it belong to?" The man replied,
oranges fresh from the garden and the sun set on our "It belongs to the person who offered it."
way back to NIBAF and I will never forget that my friends
The sage said, "I refuse to accept your
left me sulking near a sewage canal as they made their
way to the shrine of a saint in Hassan Abdal. Words have offering," and walked away, leaving the
their limitations and so I feel that I won’t be doing justice man dazed. The sage was internally
to those picturesque places by just translating them into driven.
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Pleasant, Painful Thoughts as it was already half past eight and the lecture must had
started, and left towards the academic block in a hurry.
By Shah Zeeshan Rafiq
Looking at his cigarette, that he knew, would take
another two minutes, he concluded that he could not
He was finding it difficult to hold on to the cigarette
recall any such moment or decision that had turned out
between his lips as the wind was blowing hard across
to be the right one for him. He felt a pang in his heart as
him. So he turned his back to the wind and started
he realized that, never in his life had he either taken a
thinking about the wind. In his mind he wanted to have a
right decision or he had been successful. But the pain
definite opinion about the wind. Despite of feeling a chill
didn’t last long as he had already started thinking about
running down his spine, a smile appeared on his lips as he
the plans that he had made for his future. Although he
just discovered that he felt the chilling wind to be
always made a new plan for the future, with every
pleasant. But he couldn’t find a reason for liking the hard
passing he felt embarrassed. He couldn’t make a new one
blowing cold wind.
at this moment suiting the occasion of cold wind blowing
across him, which gave him a sense of joy.
Within seconds, his thoughts wandered like a wild horse,
as in all his life he had never been able to concentrate on
The burning filter of the cigarette woke him up from his
a single point, which he wished to think of. At this
thoughts, and he threw it down. As he looked at the
particular moment, he was thinking of the ordeal that he
signboard showing university in the opposite direction of
would have to go through in the next six hours. He had
where he was walking, he cursed himself for getting up so
shown up at the university after an absence of one week,
early for nothing, but just to torment himself. He lit
and he was cursing himself for not being able to extend it.
another cigarette and decided against going through the
torture of the lectures for next six hours; rather he
Having the last puff of cigarette, he thought, “that’s it
decided to find solace in his pleasant painful thoughts,
now, I have to go inside and sit like a fool in the lecture
while wandering in the nearest neighbourhood.
hall, listening to the professors, who never seem to know
that I am not listening to them”.
He had a curious nature as since childhood, as he asked There was a hunter who bought a bird dog,
questions to understand things. But, only he knew that he
the only one of its kind in the world. That
had never learnt anything in his life. Looking at his watch,
he took out another cigarette and lit it, as he was really could walk on water. He couldn't believe his
enjoying the thoughts that were troubling him. He always
eyes when he saw this miracle. At the same
loved feeling miserably, and he was very well aware of
the fact that this trait was responsible for all the mess time, he was very pleased that he could show
that was in his life.
off his new acquisition to his friends.
He tried to think of a moment in his life when he had
been really pleased with himself or of a decision that he
He invited a friend to go duck hunting. After
had made, that had turned out to be a right one. The
wind had started blowing harder, forced him to zip up his some time, they shot a few ducks and the
jacket. He thought for a second about the colour of his
man ordered his dog to run and fetch the
jacket, that to his embarrassment was dark green, but
soon he forgot about the embarrassing colour of his birds. All day-long, the dog ran on water and
jacket and felt proud of it as it provided him shelter kept fetching the birds. The owner was
against the chilling wind. Also, he came up with a saying
of his own, that, “we wear something nowadays because expecting a comment or a compliment about
it’s necessary to do so, as the primitive man didn’t wear his amazing dog, but never got one. As they
anything and he still survived (although he survived much
shorter than we do)”. were returning home, he asked his friend if he
had noticed anything unusual about his dog.
With the next puff of cigarette his thought had wandered
off as well. He wanted to think of the young merchant The friend replied, "Yes, in fact, I did notice
from whom he had bought the jacket, but at the moment
something unusual. Your dog can't swim."
he saw Zafar coming. He frowned to see Zafar, as he
knew that exchanging pleasantries with him would drive
him out of his thoughts that were felt so soothing to him.
Shaking hands with him, Zafar reminded him to be quick
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The Most Profitable Mistake with happy results for everyone. I would better not
comment on modules of Audit and especially
Development Finance not because I wasn’t able to
By Muhammad Ejaz
achieve good result rather for reasons very peculiar. Since
I am not an Ikanamist(economist) therefore, there is no
As the 131 days of long training of SBOTS-15 is near to an
point discussing the Pak Economy Module, MPM and FX
end, I sit down in my room trying to jot down my
Modules. They are the ones I liked least and I am sure
experiences. Let’s see what I as a trainee learnt during my
everyone else would agree.
4 months and 8 days stay at NIBAF.
Apart from experiences within training hall, the
NIBAF, as I had been told on the very first day, is the
experiences outside training hall were not very bad
premier institution that aims to impart the best banking
either. We visited a number of Desi places, to name few
knowledge, and that certainly raised my expectations
Saidpur Village, Taxila, Khan Poor Dam, Panja Sab, Rawal
from NIBAF. The ground reality was nothing different.
Dam etc.
After being welcomed officially by the Director Academics
and Managing Director NIBAF, we were given the detailed
Since this article has to be put up for the approval at
schedule of what lay ahead for us.
editor’s desk so I better take my pen off the paper but
before that I would like to tell exactly what my experience
The first module was business communication. Most of
as a whole was…
the trainers were from Air University (honestly speaking, I
had never heard of this university before). And they were
The first question that grew in my mind when I sat to
quite good at delivering the stuff with innovative
write down this article was that how was this training
procedures. Next came the Accounting module. I was
different from the education that I had been getting
among those trainees who had never taken accounting
during my university days? Well, perhaps the purpose of
course during their education, and it happened to be no
the education at university was to gain knowledge by
less than a war of survival. We had to work harder to
learning facts, principles and concepts where as the
catch up with others. Thank God, the trainer was cute
purpose of training at NIBAF was to gain certain skills. No
(don’t get me wrong) and he exactly knew how to teach
matter what education and training separately aim at, the
accounting to our likes so that he/she gains the minimum
underlying objective of both is learning. And this was
threshold that was required for a person to be promoted
achieved in a better manner if not best by the people at
to next module. However, this was alarming for the rest
NIBAF.
of us, especially those who had no clue to banking.
Hats off to all the people in NIBAF, and of course to the
By now almost everyone had begun to feel bored of the
fortune 58 trainees of SBOTS-15th Batch.
canteen food and tough hours except me. I never felt the
food was poisonous anyway. But I sure agree on the part
that it’s never easy to sit straight in a full-day training
session while the trainer is trying his best to enlighten our
brains about things such as Letter of Credit, KYC, Tips To Be On The Editorial Board
Customer Due Diligence. Yes! You got it right; we were
into the commercial banking module. Interestingly all the
trainers who came to train us during this module were
Listen less, talk more.
professional commercial bankers and we were frequently Do not meet deadlines.
told that a day would come when some of us would go to Try to be a group laggard.
the banks of these trainers to hold them accountable for Look busy, do nothing.
the financial mess they may have created knowingly or
unknowingly. This gave me a feel of authoritarianism. Just
Wait for the things to happen.
when I started to feel like a regulator, the trainers from Try to dominate in article writing.
central bank started to show up and what they taught us Not to have a creative mind.
was beyond my comprehension. However, the team-work If bewildered, make others responsible
really worked for me. Group study helped me a lot and I
was able to break my previous percentage records by
for it.
gaining a significant number. I felt almost half a central Can give good assurances to the
banker had developed in me after BSD module not Waseem sb.
knowing that tough times were yet to come.
They say Time is a good healer, it sure is but it took 10 Preserve these three: Good books,
years for my life to return back to normality. I wanted to
come back home so I left my job abroad and finally made
Good deeds and Good Friends.
up my mind to return home. Everything seemed to
change, I was feeling much better. My parents wanted
me to get married to which I finally agreed. Preparations
for my wedding started, the whole house was to be
redecorated. I was cleaning my room and removing my
books from the closet, a card fell off them. It took me less
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Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about Rule 11:
11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings one.
created a generation of kids with no concept of reality
and how this concept set them up for failure in the real
world. Humour
Rule 1 : A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon
Life is not fair - get used to it! without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
Rule 2:
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world A sense of humour is a major defence against minor
will expect you to accomplish something Before you feel troubles.
good about yourself. Mignon McLaughlin
Rule 3: A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than
You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high a sense of humour, for it takes irony to appreciate the
school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone joke which is on oneself.
until you earn both. Jessamyn West
Rule 6: Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine you put a little curlicue at the end.
about your mistakes, learn from them. Sid Caesar
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Resonance
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“Come in” God Said. “So you would like to interview me.”
“If you have the time,” I said.
God smiled and said
“My time is eternity and is enough to do everything.”
“What questions do you have in mind to ask Me?”
“What queries do you have?”
God Said:
I asked…….
As a person, what are some of life’s lessons I want
myself to learn?
God replied with the smile.
“To learn that you cannot anyone love you,
What you can do is to let yourself be loved.
To learn that what is most valuable is not what you have
in
your life,
but who you have in your life.
To learn that is not to compare yourself to others.
All will be judged individually on their own merits, not as
a
group on a comparison basis.
To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most,
but is
one who needs the least?
To learn it only takes a few seconds to open profound
wounds in person we love,
And that it takes many years to heal them.
To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness.
To learn that there are persons that love you dearly, When a heart breaks
But simply do not know how to express or show the
feelings By Khurram Shehzad
To learn that money can buy everything but happiness.
To learn that a true friend is someone who knows I started wandering on a path unknown
everything Feeling so sad, so tired, so alone
about you and likes you anyway. I kept on walking as thought flooded my mind
The grief, the darkness started to unwind
I sat there for a while enjoying the moment.
I can feel the emptiness inside
I thanked Him for His time.
But i can do nothing to make it subside
All you have to do is to ask for me, and I’ll answer.”
It seems impossible to cope with life
He replied, “Anytime. I am here 24 hours a day. Its like walking on sharp blade of a knife
All my dreams, all my wishes are shattered,
But i guess, now it doesn’t matter
They are empty when i look at my hands
There is nothing except hope turned into sand
How i wish nothing would happen to make me cry
But it is so hard to get when i want, no matter how much
i try
My inside crumbles steady and slow
Tears keep on falling but nobody will know
Now i know a tear falls when a heart breaks
A tear falls when a heart breaks
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Dreams
By Naila Afzal
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Reflections
By Farah Azhar
If
Presented By Sher Jan
Poem of Rudyard Kipling
Fades Away!
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; By Rehan Masood
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too; seen a warrior’s burst of rage
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, seen a martyr’s life outgrow his age
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, seen vile in great men
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, seen beauty in false women
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; seen rivals of a genius
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; seen tyrants hailed among us
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; seen the envy of a friend
If you can meet with triumph and disaster seen love draw its own end
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Seen a rainbow fade when it should stay
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, seen a summer wait for the next may
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, seen a leave wither from its youth
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; seen weathers play with our moods
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, seen a victim plead for his right
And lose, and start again at your beginnings seen a culprit with his last lie
And never breath a word about your loss; seen guilty hands turn to pray
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew seen aggression overwhelmed by grace
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you But the world just doesn’t run on grace
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on"; In the crowd, you’re just another face
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, when you’re gone, you don't ever leave a trace
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; seen faith take hold of our reason
If all men count with you, but none too much; seen wisdom go out of season
If you can fill the unforgiving minute seen hatred for a chosen prophet
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - seen sacrifices with regret
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! seen ironies turn to the truth
seen lies bearing the fruits
seen impact of just a thought
seen actions ending with naught
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By Farah Azhar
Expressions
By Danish Mukarram
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Deemed !
By Farah Azher
My being
Ambivalent.
Myself
Isolated.
My future
Bleak.
My past
A burden.
My present
Survival.
My future
A dream.
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Formally Informal
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Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect.....
next. . So why practice?
Make blank calls to your Boss. Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else chair
just to irritate him/her. Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And
behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and
immediately get to the internet and see who reaches
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the
first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note
only thing in life.
down the time they take to reach there.
Watch other people changing their facial expressions The wise never marry - And when they marry they
while working and try changing your expressions also. become otherwise.
Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
by asking silly doubts.
Have work breaks in between tea. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off
Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion. day after tomorrow.
Read jokes and send jokes. Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop.
Revise last week's newspaper.
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep.
Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking
Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
up every morning.
Compile "How to waste your day".
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk
Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s.
Make faces at strangers in office. "Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
Count maximum no. of applications your computer can God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our
open at a time. friends.
For Windows users....Move things to Recycle bin and
restore them.. Then repeat this process. The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he/she might The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
have looked when he/she was 5 years old.
Learn to whistle. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
Make full use of the comfortable chair and table On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I
provided and take a nap. say........
And if you are still getting bored:
Fwd this information to everyone u know!!!!!!!!!!!
Ideal?
SHHHH!!!!
The ideal man does not smoke, does not drink, does
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that not flirt, goes to bed early, in short… does not exist.
others sleep.
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Newton’s Method:
Einstein Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proved that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell him that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
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NIBAF Method
Invite lion for Applied focused theoretical training, feed him at NIBAF canteen, and he
will be tamed soon.
Farah’s method
Force the lion to sit and listen to her whining; the lion will surely die.
Nazia’s method
Ask the lion why the BCO ordinance was promulgated and why NFA’s denomination is in foreign currency.
Arooj’s way
Hina chaudhry
Bet $ 1 Million with Lion to make either of them speak. Lion will lose and will eventually die.
Sharoon Method
Danish Method
Arrange a last man standing dance competition between Danish and lion.
Arish Method
Challenge the lion to fight with Barbarian and lion will lay down his weapons.
Sohail Method
Ask the lion to wait until he wakes up and lion will prefer to be caged than to wait.
Tell the lion that you are going to fail in Economics and he will surrender.
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Management Survival Tips premises. The second jacket should be worn while
swanning around everywhere.
By Salman Ahmed Farid
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Commandment 4 => Guys are very much forced to lie through our teeth,
and that’s what is expected, and I am pretty sure
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
most girls know this. This is simply to point out what
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In we are really thinking, not what we'd ever say.
the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
Here you go…
neighbours listen.
Men are NOT mind readers.
Commandment 5 =>
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or to think of it that way.
the wife is.
Crying is blackmail.
Commandment 6 =>
Ask for what you want.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. Let us be clear on this one:
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Commandment 7 => Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage, he Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
will fall asleep before you finish. almost every question.
Commandment 8 => Come to us with a problem only if you want help
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the girlfriends are for.
law allows only one wife.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See
Commandment 9 => a doctor.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste. argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
after 7 Days.
Commandment 10 =>
If you won't dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don't
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that,
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
he is finished. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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You have too many shoes. Women get the last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
I am in shape. Round is a shape! new argument.
~Author Unknown
The secret of life is honesty and fair The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is
dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it pleased with photographs of herself.
made. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
The secret of a happy marriage remains a Women keep the best secrets in cirulation.
secret. Anonnymous
Amjad Meraj
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CEO:
Chief embezzlement officer.
CFO:
Chief fraud officer.
Day Trader:
A more socially acceptable gambling addict.
Discounted Stock:
A stock that is less expensive than last month and
more expensive than it will be next month.
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Pictography
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