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‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Content
Introduction 1
Comprehensive
‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary
Key 3
Miscellaneous 4
A 6
B 11
C 17
D 20
E 24
F 26
G 30
H 35
I 38
J 45
K 47
L 49
M 53
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‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents
The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has
successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat,
instant messaging, and email.
Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for
2 homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing.
According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average
of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours
a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social
N 57
networking site.
O 62
As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a
right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer
P 65
and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from
inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling
Q 70
blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications.
R 71
For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents
Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that
S 75
– clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo –
consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used
T 81
in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails,
text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely
U 87
popular social networking sites like MySpace,
Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread
V 89
use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents
surveyed could not decipher common acronyms
W 90
used in Internet chat and messaging.
X 96
Y 97
Powerful Software Makes It Perfectly Clear
Z 100
Monitoring software programs like Spector Pro are
^ 101 designed to protect kids from the Internet’s dark
side and shed light on what otherwise might be
Top 100 102 puzzling activities. Spector Pro records everything a
child does at the PC and on the Internet – including
MySpace and Facebook activity – so parents will
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 Using Spector Pro, a concerned parent can guard against Internet predators by Key
recording every detail of a child’s chats, keystrokes typed, web sites visited, online ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms
searches, emails sent and received, and programs run. Further, with Spector Pro’s
advanced screen snapshot feature, parents can see not only what their child has
1:37:02done,
AM]but2cute09> POSin which they have done it, step by step.
the exact order
01. 8 Oral sex 11. ASL Age/Sex/Location Index
Parent Over Shoulder 02. 1337 Elite -or- leet 12. CD9 Code 9 - Parents are around Intro
03. 143 I love you 13. C-P Sleepy
In addition, Spector Pro includes an
04. 182 I hate you 14. F2F Face-To-Face
Key
exclusive, innovative mouseover/ Misc
05. 1174 Nude club 15. GNOC Get Naked On Cam
rollover technique capable of revealing
the hidden meaning behind Internet
06. 420 Marijuana 16. GYPO Get Your Pants Off A
07. 459 I love you 17. HAK Hugs And Kisses B
Lingo … lingo you’ll likely find in your child’s daily PC communications. Using this
08. ADR Address 18. ILU I Love You
feature, you simply pass your mouse pointer over a codeword or acronym you don’t
09. AEAP As Early As Possible 19. IWSN I Want Sex Now
C
understand, and the meaning will be shown to you onscreen. D
10. ALAP As Late As Possible 20. J/O Jerking Off
Complete Top 100 List on page 102 Source: netlingo.com
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How To Use This Guide
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Index Links Finder Field (Adobe Reader) O
The Index Panel found on the right Type and search a term, code word or
side of every page allows you to acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder, P
jump to any section of this Guide. located in the application’s tool bar. Q
SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary R
Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms
N S
Jump to a
With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million O code word T
people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes or acronym
P that begins U
or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether
Q with “O”. V
found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails
sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and R W
abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online X
and communicate. Y
Dictionary Key Z
To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms
… and in addition to being one of the most comprehensive lists available • Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list ^
anywhere, it’s FOC … Free Of Charge! • “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” 100
• “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”

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 Misc.

Misc. Misc.
Index
Intro
Key
! 182 411 8 Misc
I have a comment I hate you Information Oral sex A
B
*$ 19 420 831
Starbucks 0 hand Marijuana I Love You C
D
02 20 459 86 E
Your (or my) two cents worth Location I love you Out of, over, to get rid F
of, or kicked out
G
10Q 2B or not 2B 4COL
Thank you To Be Or Not To Be For Crying Out Loud 9 H
Parent is watching I
1174 2BZ4UQT 4EAE J
Nude club Too Busy For You Cutey For Ever And Ever 99 K
Parent is no longer
watching L
121 2G2B4G 4eva
One to one Too Good To Be Forgotten Forever M
::poof:: N
1337 2G2BT 4ever I’m gone O
Elite -or- leet -or- L337 Too Good To Be True Forever P
<3
Heart Q
2moro 4NR
Tomorrow Foreigner R
I LOVE YOU ? S
1 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 I have a question
2nite 4Q T
Tonight F*** You U
?^
Hook up? V
143 2U2 511
I love you To You Too Too much information W
X
14AA41 404 5FS Y
One for All and All for One I Haven’t A Clue 5 Finger Salute Z
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A A Index
Intro
Key
@TEOTD AAR8 ADAD AFAIC Misc
At The End Of The Day At Any Rate Another Day Another Dollar As Far As I’m Concerned A
B
A/S/L/P AAS ADBB AFAICS
Age/Sex/Location/Picture Alive And Smiling All Done Bye Bye As Far As I Can See C
D
A3 AATK addy AFAICT E
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime Always At The Keyboard Address As Far As I Can Tell F
AFAIK G
AAYF ADIH
As Always, Your Friend Another Day In Hell As Far As I Know H
LOL I
AB ADIP AFAIR J
Ass Backwards Another Day In Paradise As Far As I Remember
K
AFAIU L
AAAAA ABITHIWTITB ADN
American Association Against A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Advanced Digital Network As Far As I Understand M
Acronym Abuse Two In The Bush -or- Any Day Now N
AFAIUI O
AAF ABT2 ADR As Far As I Understand It
P
As A Friend -or- Always And About To Address
AFAP Q
Forever
ACD ADVD As Far As Possible R
AAK Alt Control Delete Advised S
Asleep At Keyboard AFAYC T
ACE AEAP As Far As You’re Concerned
U
AAMOF Access Control Entry As Early As Possible
AFC V
As A Matter Of Fact
ACK AFAGAY Away From Computer W
AAMOI Acknowledgement A Friend As Good As You X
As A Matter Of Interest AFDN Y
ACORN AFAHMASP Any F***ing Day Now
Z
AAR A Completely Obsessive Really A Fool And His Money Are
Nutty Person Soon Parted
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At Any Rate
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 AL-AS

A A Index
Intro
Key
AFGO aight ALOTBSOL AOAS Misc
Another F***ing Growth All right Always Look On The All Of A Sudden A
Opportunity Bright Side Of Life
B
AIH AOB
AFIAA As It Happens ALTG Abuse Of Bandwidth C
As Far As I Am Aware Act Locally, Think Globally D
AIMB AON E
AFINIAFI As I Mentioned Before AMAP Apropos Of Nothing F
A Friend In Need Is A As Many As Possible -or-
Friend Indeed As Much As Possible G
AIMP AP
Always In My Prayers Apple Pie H
AFJ AMBW I
April Fools Joke AISB All My Best Wishes AS J
As I Said Before Ape Sh** -or- Another K
AFK AMF Subject
Away From Keyboard Adios Mother F***er L
AISE
-or- A Free Kill As I Said Earlier ASAFP M
AML As Soon As F***ing N
AFPOE AISI All My Love Possible O
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes As I See It P
AMRMTYFTS ASAMOF
AFT All My Roommates Thank Q
AITR As A Matter Of Fact
About F***ing Time Adult In The Room You For The Show R
ASAP S
AFZ AKA or a.k.a. ANFAWFOS As Soon As Possible T
Acronym Free Zone Also Known As And Now For A Word
From Our Sponsor U
ASAYGT
AGB V
ALAP As Soon As You
Almost Good Bridge As Late As Possible ANFSCD Get This W
And Now For Something X
AGKWE alcon Completely Different ASL Y
And God Knows What Else All Concerned Age/Sex/Location
ANGB Z
AIAMU Almost Nearly Good ASLMH ^
ALOL 100
And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle Actually Laughing Out Loud Bridge Age/Sex/Location
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A B Index
Intro
Key
ATAB AWLTP B&F BAMF Misc
Ain’t That A Bitch Avoiding Work Like The Plague Back and Forth Bad Ass Mother F***er A
B
ATC AWNIAC B/C banana
Any Two Cards All We Need Is Another Chair Because Code word for penis C
D
ATM AWOL B4 BARB E
At The Moment -or- Absent Without Leave Before Buy Abroad but Rent F
Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- in Britain
G
Automated Teller Machine AWTTW B4N
A Word To The Wise Bye For Now BAU H
ATSL Business As Usual I
Along The Same Line AYC B4U J
Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t Before You BB K
ATST You Cheeky Be Back
At The Same Time L
B4YKI
AYCE Before You Know It BB4N M
ATW All You Can Eat Bye Bye for Now N
All The Web -or- Around The BAC O
Web -or- All The Way AYK Bad Ass Chick BBAMFIC P
As You Know Big Bad Ass Mother F***er
ATWD In Charge Q
Agree That We Disagree AYOR R
At Your Own Risk BBB S
AWC Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring T
After While, Crocodile AYSOS Beyond Belief
U
Are You Stupid Or Something
AWGTHTGTTA BBBG V
Are We Going To Have To Go AYTMTB BAG Bye Bye Be Good W
Through This Again Busting A Gut -or- Big
And You’re Telling Me X
Ass Grin
This Because BBFBBM Y
AWHFY Body By Fisher, Brains
Are We Having Fun Yet? AYV BAK By Mattel Z
Back At Keyboard ^
Are You Vertical?
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B B Index
Intro
Key
BBFN BBT BDN BHAG Misc
Bye Bye for Now Be Back Tomorrow Big Damn Number Big Hairy Audacious Goal A
BBW BEG B
BBIAB BHG
Be Back In A Bit Big Beautiful Woman Big Evil Grin Big Hearted Guy -or- Big C
Hearted Girl D
BBIAF BC beos E
Be Back In A Few Because Nudge BHIMBGO F
Bloody Hell, I Must Be
BCBG BF G
BBIAS Getting Old
Be Back In A Sec Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Boyfriend -or- Best Friend H
Belle Cu Belle Geulle BHOF I
BBIAW BFD Bald Headed Old Fart J
Be Back In A While BCBS Big F***ing Deal
K
Big Company, Big School BI5
BFE L
BBL Back In Five
Be Back Later BCNU Bum F*** Egypt M
Be Seeing You BIBI N
BBMFIC BFF Bye Bye O
Big Bad Mother F***er bcoz Best Friends Forever
P
In Charge Because BIBO
BFFN Beer In, Beer Out Q
BBR BD Best Friends For Now R
Burnt Beyond Repair Big Deal -or- Baby Dance BIF S
-or- Brain Drain BFFTTE Basis In Fact -or- Before T
BBS Best Friends Forever Til I Forget
U
Be Back Soon -or Bulletin BDBI5M The End
Board Service Busy Daydreaming Back BIL V
In 5 Minutes BFN Brother-In-Law -or- Boss W
BBSD Bye For Now Is Listening X
Be Back Soon Darling BDC Y
Big Dumb Company BFR BIO
-or- Big Dot Com Z
BBSL Big F***ing Rock Bring It On
Be Back Sooner or Later ^
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 BO-BT

B B Index
Intro
Key
BIOIYA BLBBLB BOB BRB Misc
Break It Off In Your Ass Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird Battery Operated Boyfriend Be Right Back A
B
BION Blkbry BOBFOC BRT
Believe It Or Not Blackberry Body Off Baywatch, Face Be Right There C
Off Crimewatch D
BIOYE BM BS E
Blow It Out Your Ear Byte Me BOCTAAE Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** F
But Of Course There Are -or- Brain Strain
Always Exceptions G
BIOYIOP BMF
Blow It Out Your I/O Port Bad Mother F***er BSAAW H
BOFH Big Smile And A Wink I
BIOYN BMGWL Bastard Operator From Hell J
Blow it Out Your Nose Busting My Gut With Laughter BSBD&NE
K
BOHICA Book Smart, Brain Dead
Bend Over Here It & No Experience L
BITCH BMOC
Basically In The Clear Homey Big Man On Campus Comes Again M
BSEG N
BITD BMOF BON Big Sh** Eating Grin
O
Back In The Day Bite Me Old Fart Believe it Or Not
BSF P
BOTEC But Seriously, Folks Q
BITFOB BMOTA
Bring It The F*** On, Bitch Byte Me On The Ass Back Of The Envelope R
Calculation BSOD S
BNDN Blue Screen of Death
BJ T
Blow Job Been Nowhere Done Nothing BOTOH
But On The Other Hand BT U
Byte This V
BKA BNF
Better Known As Big Name Fan BPLM W
Big Person Little Mind BTA X
BO But Then Again -or- Before
BL Y
Belly Laughing Bug Off -or- Body Odor BR The Attacks
Bathroom Z
BTD ^
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 C-CI

B C Index
Intro
Key
BTDT buhbye c ya CBB Misc
Been There Done That Bye See ya Can’t Be Bothered A
B
BTDTGTS BW C&G CBF
Been There, Done That, Best Wishes Chuckly and Grin Can’t Be F***ed C
Got The T-shirt D
BWDIK C-P CBJ E
BTFO But What Do I Know Sleepy Covered Blow Job
F
Back The F*** Off -or-
Bend The F*** Over CD9 G
BWL
Bursting With Laughter Code 9 - parents H
BTHOOM are around I
Beats The Heck Out Of Me BWO J
Black, White or Other CF
BTN Coffee Freak K
Better Than Nothing L
BWTM C-T
But Wait, There’s More City CFV M
BTOIYA Call For Vote N
Be There Or It’s Your Ass BYKT C/P O
But You Knew That Cross Post CHA
BTSOOM Click Here Asshole P
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me Q
BYOA C/S
Bring Your Own Advil Change of Subject CIAO R
BTTT Goodbye (in Italian) S
Back To The Top -or- Bump BYOB
To The Top C4N T
Bring Your Own Bottle Ciao For Now CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out U
-or- Bring Your Own Beer
BTW V
By The Way CAAC
BYOW Cool As A Cucumber CICYHW W
Build Your Own Website -or- Can I Copy Your Home Work X
BTWBO Bring Your Own Wine
Be There With Bells On CAS Y
Crack A Smile CID
Z
BZ Consider It Done -or- Crying
BTWITIAILWU Busy In Disgrace ^
By The Way I Think I Am In CB 100
Love With You Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
-or Call Back CIL
Check In Later
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 CS-CY

C C Index
Intro
Key
CLM CRAFT CSN CUWTA Misc
Career Limiting Move Can’t Remember A F***ing Chuckle, Snicker, Grin Catch Up With The A
Thing Acronyms
B
CM CT
Call Me CRAP Can’t Talk CUZ C
Cheap Redundant Assorted Because D
CMAP Products CTA E
Cover My Ass Partner Call To Action CWOT F
CRAT Complete Waste Of Time
Can’t Remember A Thing G
CMF CTC
Count My Fingers Care To Chat -or- Contact CWYL H
CRAWS -or- Choking The Chicken Chat With You Later I
CMIW Can’t Remember Anything J
Correct Me if I’m Wrong Worth A Sh** CTMQ CX K
Chuckle To Myself Quietly Cancelled
CRB L
CMU
Crack Me Up Come Right Back CTO CY M
Check This Out Calm Yourself N
CNP CRBT O
Continued in Next Post Crying Real Big Tears CU CYA P
See You -or- Cracking Up Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CRDTCHCK Q
COB
Close Of Business Credit Check CUATU CYE R
See You Around The Check your Email S
COD CRS Universe T
Change Of Dressing Can’t Remember Sh** CYL U
CUL8R See You Later
CRTLA See You Later V
Cof$
Church of Scientology Can’t Remember the CYM W
Three-Letter Acronym CULA Check Your Mail X
CofS See You Later Alligator Y
Church of Scientology CSA CYO
Cool Sweet Awesome Z
CUNS See You Online
See You In School ^
COS 100
Change Of Subject CSL CYT
Can’t Stop Laughing CUOL See You Tomorrow
See You OnLine
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 DH-DN

D D Index
Intro
Key
D&M DDSOS DH ditto Misc
Deep & Meaningful Different Day, Same Old Sh** Dear Husband Same here A
B
d00d def DHYB DITYID
Dude, also seen as dood Definitely Don’t Hold Your Breath Did I Tell You I’m Distressed C
D
DEGT DIAF DIY

?
E
Don’t Even Go There Die In A Fire Do It Yourself
F
G
DETI DIC DKDC
Don’t Even Think It Drunk In Charge Don’t Know Don’t Care H
I
DAMHIKT dewd DIKU DL J
Dude Do I Know You? Down Low -or- Download
Don’t Ask Me How I K
-or- Dead Link
Know That
DILLIGAD L
DF
Dear Friend Do I Look Like I Give DLTBBB M
DARFC Don’t Let The Bed
Ducking And Running A Damn N
Bugs Bite
For Cover DFLA O
Disenhanced Four-Letter DILLIGAS
Do I Look Like I Give DLTM P
DBA Acronym (that is, a TLA)
A Sh** Don’t Lie To Me Q
Doing Business As
DGA R
Don’t Go Anywhere DINK DMI
DBABAI Don’t Mention It
S
Don’t Be A Bitch About It Double Incomes, No Kids
T
DGT
DBD Don’t Go There DIRFT DNBL8 U
Do It Right the First Time Do Not Be Late V
Don’t Be Dumb
DGTG W
Don’t Go There Girlfriend DISTO DNC
DBEYR Does Not Compute
X
Don’t Believe Everything Did I Say That Outloud?
Y
You Read DGYF
Damn Girl You’re Fine DITR DND Z
Dancing In The Rain Do Not Disturb ^
DD 100
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 DW-DY

D D Index
Intro
Key
DOC DSTR8 DWBH DYHAG Misc
Drug Of Choice Damn Straight Don’t Worry Do You Have A
Be Happy A Girlfriend?
DTC B
DOE
Depends On Experience Deep Throaty Chuckle DWI DYJHIW C
Driving While Don’t You Just D
DOEI DTRT Intoxicated Hate It When... E
Goodbye (in Dutch) Do The Right Thing
DWPKOTL DYLI F
DUI Deep Wet Passionate Do You Love It? G
DORD
Department Of Redundancy Driving Under the Influence Kiss On The Lips H
Department DYOFDW I
DUM DWS Do Your Own F***ing
Driving While Stupid Dirty Work
J
DP Do You Masturbate?
K
Domestic Partner
DUNA DWWWI DYSTSOTT L
Surfing the World Did You See The Size M
dps Don’t Use No Acronyms
Wide Web While
Damage Per Second Of That Thing
Intoxicated N
dunno O
DPUP I don’t know
DWYM
Don’t Poop Your Pants P
Does What You Mean Q
DURS
DQMOT Damn You Are Sexy
DYFM R
Don’t Quote Me On This S
Dude You
DUSL Fascinate Me T
DQYDJ Do You Scream Loud?
Don’t Quit Your Day Job U
DYHAB V
DUST Do You Have
DRB Did You See That? A Boyfriend? W
Dirty Rat Bastard X
DWB Y
DRIB Don’t Write Back
Don’t Read If Busy Z
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 EO-EZ

E E Index
Intro
Key
E123 EM EOT ETLA Misc
Easy as One, Two, Three Excuse Me End Of Thread Extended Three-Letter A
(meaning: end Acronym (that is, an FLA)
of discussion) B
E2HO EMA
Each to His/Her Own E-Mail Address every1 C
ESAD everyone D
EAK EMFBI Eat Sh** And Die E
Eating at Keyboard Excuse Me For Butting In EVRE1
F
ESADYFA Everyone
Eat Sh** And Die You G
EAPFS EMFJI
Everything About Pittsburgh Excuse Me For Jumping In F***ing Asshole EWI H
F***ing Sucks E-mailing While I
EMI ESEMED Intoxicated
J
EE Excuse My Ignorance Every Second Every
Minute Every Day EZ K
Electronic Emission
Easy L
EML
effin Email Me Later ESH M
F***ing Experience, Strength, N
and Hope
EMRTW O
EFT Evil Monkeys Rule P
Electronic Funds Transfer The World ESMF
Eat Sh** Mother F***er Q
EMSG R
E-Mail Message ESO S
Equipment Smarter
than Operator T
EOD U
End Of Day -or- End
Of Discussion ETA V
Estimated Time of W
EG Arrival -or- Edited
Evil Grin EOL To Add X
End Of Life Y
EL Z
Evil Laugh EOM
End Of Message ^
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 FG-FO

F F Index
Intro
Key
F2F FBI FGDAI FMLTWIA Misc
Face-to-Face F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Fuhgedaboudit -or- F*** Me Like The A
Female Body Inspector Forget About It Whore I Am
B
FAB
Features Attributes Benefits FBKS FIF FMTYEWTK C
Failure Between Keyboard F*** I’m Funny Far More Than You Ever D
and Seat Wanted To Know E
FIIK F
FBOCD F*** If I Know FMUTA
Facebook Obsessive F*** Me Up The Ass G
Compulsive Disorder FIL H
Father-In-Law FNG I
FAH FCFS F***ing New Guy J
First Come, First Served FILF
F***ing A Hot K
Father I’d Like to F*** FO
FCOL F*** Off L
FAP For Crying Out Loud M
F***ing A Pissed FILTH
Failed In London, Try FOAD N
FAQL FDGB Hong Kong F*** Off And Die O
Fall Down Go Boom
Frequently Asked P
Questions List FINE FOAF
FE F***ed up, Insecure, Friend Of A Friend Q
Fatal Error Neurotic, Emotional R
FAQOMFT
Frequently Argued Waste FOAG S
Of My F***ing Time FF FISH F*** Off And Google T
Friends Forever First In, Still Here
U
FASB FOC
FF&PN FITB Free of Charge V
Fast Ass Son Bitchii
Fresh Fields and Fill In The Blanks W
Pastures New FOFL
FAWC X
For Anyone Who Cares FLA Falling on Floor Laughing Y
FFS Four Letter Acronym
For F*** Sake Z
FB FOGC
FLUID Fear Of Getting Caught ^
F*** Buddy
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 FU-FY

F F Index
Intro
Key
FOL FTASB FU2 FWOT Misc
Fond of Leather Faster Than A Speeding Bullet F*** You Too F***ing Waste Of Time A
FTBOMH B
FOMC FUBAR FYA
Fell Off My Chair From The Bottom Of My Heart F***ed Up Beyond All For Your Amusement C
Recognition D
FOMCL FTF FYE E
Falling Off My Chair F*** That’s Funny -or- Face FUBB For Your Edification
To Face F***ed Up Beyond Belief F
Laughing
G
FYEO
FORD FTFOI FUD For Your Eyes Only H
Found On Road Dead For The Fun Of It -or- For The Fear, Uncertainty, and I
-or- Fixed Or Repaired F*** Of It Disinformation FYF J
Daily -or- F***ed Over From Your Friend
Rebuilt Dodge FTL FUJIMO K
Faster Than Light F*** You Jack I’m FYI L
FOS Movin’ On For Your Information M
Full Of Sh** FTLOG N
For The Love Of God FUM FYIFV O
FRED F***ed Up Mess F*** You I’m Fully
F***ing Ridiculous FTN Vested P
Electronic Device F*** That Noise FURTB Q
Filled Up and Ready FYLTGE R
FS FTR To Burst From Your Lips To S
For Sale For The Record God’s Ears
FWB T
FSBO FTRF Friends With Benefits FYM U
For Sale By Owner F*** That’s Really Funny For Your Misinformation V
FWD W
FSR FTTB Forward FYSBIGTBABN X
For Some Reason For The Time Being Fasten Your Seat
FWIW Belts It’s Going To Be
Y
FSU FTW For What It’s Worth A Bumpy Night Z
F*** Sh** Up For The Win -or- F*** The World ^
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 GC-GI

G G Index
Intro
Key
G GAL GC GFTD Misc
Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle Get A Life Good Crib Gone For The Day A
B
G1 GALGAL GD&R GFY
Good One Give A Little Get A Little Grinning, Ducking and Good For You -or- Go C
Running F*** Yourself -or- Go D
G2G GALHER Find Yourself E
Got to Go Get A Load of Her GD&RF F
Grinning, Ducking and GFYMF
Running Fast Go F*** Yourself Mother G
G2GLYS GALHIM
Got To Go Love Ya So Get A Load of Him F***er H
GDI I
GANB God Damn It -or- God GG J
Getting Another Beer Damn Independent Good Game -or- Gotta
Thumbs Up GAP GDW
Go -or- Giggling K
L
Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People Grin, Duck and Wave GGA M
Good Game All N
G4I GAS GF O
Go For It Got A Second? Girlfriend GGGG
God, God, God, God P
GFF Q
G4N gawd
Good For Nothing god Go F***ing Figure GGN R
Gotta Go Now S
GA GB GFI T
Go Ahead Good Bridge Go For It GGOH
Gotta Get Out of Here U
GFN V
GAB GBG
Getting A Beer Great Big Grin Gone For Now GGP W
Gotta Go Pee X
GAFYK GBH GFON Y
Get Away From Your Keyboard Great Big Hug Good For One Night GHM
God Help Me Z
GFR ^
GAGFI GBTW 100
Gives A Gay First Impression Get Back To Work Grim File Reaper GI
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G G Index
Intro
Key
GIC GLG GNSD GRAS Misc
Gift In Crib Good Looking Girl Good Night Sweet Dreams Generally Recognized A
As Safe
B
GIDK GLGH GOI
Gee I Don’t Know Good Luck and Good Hunting Get Over It gratz C
Congratulations D
GIGO GLYASDI GOK E
Garbage In, Garbage Out God Loves You And So Do I God Only Knows grrlz
girls, also seen as grrl F
G
GILF GM GOL
Grandmother I’d Like to F*** Good Morning -or- Good Move Giggling Out Loud GRRR H
Growling I
GIWIST GMAB GOS J
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That Give Me A Break Gay Or Straight GSOAS
Go Sit On A Snake K
L
GJ GMAFB GOWI
Good Job Give Me A F***ing Break Get On With It GSOH M
Good Sense Of Humor N
GJP GMTA GOYHH O
Good Job Partner Great Minds Think Alike Get Off Your High Horse GSYJDWURMNKH
Good Seeing You, P
Just Don’t Wear Your Q
GL GMTFT GR&D
Monkey Hat
Good Luck -or- Get Lost Great Minds Think For Grinning Running R
Themselves And Ducking S
GLA GT
Good Try T
Good Luck All GN GR2BR U
Good Night Good Riddance To
GLB Bad Rubbish GTFO V
Get The F*** Out W
Good Looking Boy GNBLFY
Got Nothing But Love For You GR8 X
GLBT Great GTFOOH
Get The F*** Out Y
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, GNOC Of Here Z
Transgender Get Naked On Cam
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G H Index
Intro
Key
GTG GWI H&K HAGN Misc
Got To Go Get With It Hugs and Kisses Have A Good Night A
B
GTGB GWS h/o HAGO
Got To Go, Bye Get Well Soon Hold On Have A Good One C
D
GTGP GYHOOYA HAK E
Got To Go Pee Get Your Head Out Of Hugs And Kisses
Downloading... F
Your Ass
GTH G
HAND
Go To Hell GYPO Have a Nice Day H
Get Your Pants Off I
GTK h/p HAR J
Good To Know Hit And Run
Hold Please K
GTM L
Giggle To Myself
H4U HAWTLW M
Hot For You Hello And Welcome To
Last Week N
GTRM H4XX0R O
Going To Read Mail
Hacker -or- To Be Hacked HB P
Hurry Back
GTSY Q
H9 R
Glad To See You
Husband in room HBASTD
Hitting Bottom And S
GUD HADVD
Starting To Dig T
Geographically
Have Advised U
UnDesirable HBB
Hip Beyond Belief V
guvment hag1 W
have a good one
government, also seen HBIB X
as guvmint, gumint Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HAGD Y
Have a Great Day Z
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H H Index
Intro
Key
HBIC HIG HOYEW HUD Misc
Head Bitch In Charge How’s It Going Hanging On Your How You Doing? A
Every Word
B
HBU HIH HUGZ
How Bout You? Hope It Helps HP Hugs C
Higher Power D
HCC HIOOC huh E
Holy Computer Crap Help, I’m Out Of Coffee HPPO what
Highest Paid Person F
HITAKS in Office G
HD HUYA
Hold Hang In There And Head Up Your Ass H
Keep Smiling HSIK I
How Should I Know
HF HWGA J
Hello Friend -or- Have HMFIC Here We Go Again
Head MOFO In Charge HT K
Fun -or- Have Faith
Hi There L
HHIS HNTI M
Hanging Head In Shame How Nice That/This Is HTB N
Hang The Bastards
O
HHO1/2K HNTW
How Nice That Was HTH P
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
Hope This (or That) Q
HNY Helps R
HHOJ
Ha-Ha, Only Joking Happy New Year S
HTNOTH
Hit The Nail On The T
HHOK HO
Hang On -or- Hold On Head U
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
V
HHOS HOHA HU W
HOllywood HAcker Hook Up
Ha-Ha, Only Serious X
HUA Y
HHTYAY HOIC
Hold On, I’m Coming Heads Up Ace Z
Happy Holidays To You
-or- Head ^
And Yours
Up Ass 100

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I I Index
Intro
Key
I 1-D-R IANAE IBT IDGAF Misc
I Wonder I Am Not An Expert In Between Technology I Don’t Give A F*** A
B
i h8 it IANAL IBTC IDGARA
i hate it I Am Not A Lawyer Itty Bitty Titty Committee I Don’t Give A Rats Ass C
D
I&I IANNNGC IBTD IDGI E
Intercourse & Inebriation I Am Not Nurturing the Next I Beg To Differ I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t F
Generation of Casualties Get Involved
G
I-D-L IBTL
Ideal IASAP4U In Before The Lock IDK H
I Always Say A Prayer For You I Don’t Know I
IAC IC J
In Any Case -or- I Am Confused IAT Independent Contractor IDK, my BFF Jill K
-or- If Anyone Cares I Am Tired -or- In Character -or- I See I Don’t Know, my Best
Friend Forever Jill L
IAE IAW ICBW M
In Any Event I Agree With -or- In I Could Be Wrong IDKY N
Accordance With I Don’t Know You O
ICW P
IAYM I Can’t Wait IDM
I Am Your Master It Does Not Matter Q
Subject:
ICYC R
IBGYBG In Case You’re Curious IDRK S
I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone -or- In Case You Care I Don’t Really Know T
IAITS U
It’s All In The Subject IBIWISI ID10T IDST
I’ll Believe It When I See It Idiot I Didn’t Say That V
IANAC W
I Am Not A Crook IBK IDC IDTA X
Idiot Behind Keyboard I Don’t Care I Did That Already
Y
IANADBIPOOTV Z
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play IBRB IDGAD IDTS
I’ll Be Right Back I Don’t Give A Damn I Don’t Think So ^
One On TV
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I I Index
Intro
Key
IEF IHTFP IITYWYBMAD ILICISCOMK Misc
It’s Esther’s Fault I Have Truly Found Paradise If I Tell You Will You Buy Me I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat A
-or- I Hate This F***ing Place A Drink /Spilt Coffee/Crumbs
/Coke On My Keyboard B
IF/IB
In the Front -or- In IHU IIWM C
the Back I Hear You If It Were Me ILMJ D
I Love My Job E
IFAB IIABDFI IJPMP F
I Found A Bug If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It I Just Pissed My Pants ILU
I Love You G
IFU IIIO IJWTK H
I F***ed Up Intel Inside, Idiot Outside I Just Want To Know ILUAAF I
I Love You As A Friend J
IGGP IIMAD IJWTS K
I Gotta Go Pee If It Makes An(y) Difference I Just Want To Say ILY
I Love You L
IGTP IIR IKALOPLT M
I Get The Point If I Remember -or- If I Recall I Know A Lot Of People IM N
Like That Instant Messaging O
IGYHTBT IIRC -or- Immediate Message
P
I Guess You Had To If I Remember Correctly IKWYM
Be There -or- If I Recall Correctly I Know What You Mean IM2BZ2P Q
I aM Too Busy To R
IHA IIT IKYABWAI (even) Pee S
I Hate Acronyms Is It Tight? I Know You Are But T
What Am I? IMA
IITLYTO I Might Add U
IHAIM
I Have Another Instant If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old ILA V
Message I Love Acronyms IMAO W
IITYWIMWYBMAD In My Arrogant Opinion X
IHNO If I Tell You What It Means ILF/MD Y
I Have No Opinion Will You Buy Me A Drink I Love Female/Male IMCO
Dominance In My Considered Opinion Z
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 IR-IW

I I Index
Intro
Key
IME INBD IRL ITA Misc
In My Experience It’s No Big Deal In Real Life I Totally Agree A
ISAGN ITFA B
IMEZRU INMP
I Am Easy, Are You? It’s Not My Problem I See A Great Need In The Final Analysis C
D
IMHEIUO INNW ISH ITIGBS E
In My High Exalted Informed If Not Now, When Insert Sarcasm Here I Think I’m Going To F
Unassailable Opinion Be Sick
ISO G
INPO
IMHO In No Particular Order In Search Of ITM H
In My Humble Opinion In The Money I
INUCOSM ISS J
IMNERHO It’s No Use Crying Over I Said So -or- I’m So Sure ITS
In My Never Even Remotely Spilt Milk K
Intense Text Sex
Humble Opinion ISSYGTI L
IOH I’m So Sure You Get ITSFWI M
IMNSHO I’m Outta Here The Idea If The Shoe Fits N
In My Not So Humble Wear It O
Opinion ION ISTM
Index Of Names It Seems to Me IUM P
IMO If You Must Q
In My Opinion IONO ISTR R
I Don’t Know I Seem To Remember IWALU S
IMOO I Will Always
T
In My Own Opinion IOUD ISWC Love You
Inside, Outside, Upside Down If Stupid Were a Crime U
IMPOV IWBNI V
In My Point Of View IOW ISWYM It Would Be Nice If W
In Other Words I See What You Mean X
IMRU IWFU Y
I Am, Are You? IPN ISYALS I Wanna F*** You
I’m Posting Naked I’ll Send You A Letter Soon Z
IMS ^
I Am Sorry 100

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I J Index
Intro
Key
IWIWU IYQ J/C J5M Misc
I Wish I Was You I Like You Just Checking Just Five Minutes A
B
IWSN IYSS J/J JAD
I Want Sex Now If You Say So Just Joking Just Another day C
D
IYAOYAS IYSWIM JAFO E
If You Ain’t Ordinance If You See What I Mean Just Another F***ing
You Ain’t Sh** hahaha hehehe
hahaha hehehe
Onlooker F
hehehe G
hahaha hahaha
IYD JAFS H
In Your Dreams Just A F***ing Salesman I
J/K J
IYDMMA Just Kidding JAM
Just A Minute K
If You Don’t Mind
My Asking L
J/O
Jerking Off JAS M
IYFEG Just A Second N
Insert Your Favorite J/P O
Ethnic Group Just Playing JC
Just Curious -or- Just P
IYKWIM Chilling -or- Jesus Christ Q
J/W
If You Know What I Mean Just Wondering R
JDI S
IYKWIMAITYD J2LYK Just Do It T
If You Know What I Mean Just To Let You Know
And I Think You Do JEOMK U
Just Ejaculated On V
J4F
IYO Just For Fun
My Keyboard W
In Your Opinion X
J4G JFH
Just F*** Her
Y
Just For Grins Z

J4T or JFT JFI

^
Just For Information 100
Just For Today

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J K Index
Intro
Key
JIC JTLYK K KISS Misc
Just In Case Just To Let You Know OK Keep It Simple Stupid A
B
JK JTOL KB KIT
Just Kidding Just Thinking Out Loud Kick Butt Keep In Touch C
D
JM2C JTOU KBD kitty E
Just My 2 Cents Just Thinking Of You Keyboard code word for vagina F
G
JMO JUADLAM kewl KK
Just My Opinion Jumping Up And Down cool Kiss Kiss H
Like A Monkey I
JOOTT KMA J
Just One Of Those Things JW Kiss My Ass K
Just Wondering
L
JP KMFHA
Just Playing Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass M
N
JSU KFY -or- K4Y KMP O
Just Shut Up Keep Me Posted P
Kiss For You
Q
JSYK KHYF KMRIA
Just So You Know Kiss My Royal Irish Arse R
Know How You Feel
S
JT KIA KMSLA T
Just Teasing Kiss My Shiny Little Ass U
Killed In Action
V
KIBO
KMUF
Kiss Me You Fool W
Knowledge In,
Bullsh** Out X
KMWA Y
Kiss My White Ass
KIR Z
Keep It Real ^
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 L-LH

K L Index
Intro
Key
KOK L LD Misc
Knock Laugh Long Distance -or- A
Later Dude
B
KOTC L8R
Kiss On The Cheek Later LDIMEDILLIGAF C
Look Deeply Into D
KOTL L?^ My Eyes, Does It Look E
Kiss On The Lips Let’s hook up Like I Give A F***
F
KPC LABATYD LDR G
Keeping Parents Clueless Life’s A Bitch And Then Long Distance H
You Die Relationship I
KS J
Kill Stealer LAQ LDTTWA
Lame Ass Quote Let’s Do The Time K
KUTGW Warp Again L
Keep Up The Good Work LB?W/C M
Like Bondage? Whips LF N
KWIM or Chains Let’s F*** O
Know What I Mean?
P
LFTI
KWSTA Looking Forward To It Q
Kiss With Serious Tongue Action R
LGMAS S
KYFC Lord Give Me A Sign T
Keep Your Fingers Crossed
U
LBR and LGR LHM
KYPO Little Boy’s Room and V
Lord Have Mercy
Keep Your Pants On Little Girl’s Room W
LHO X
LBUG or LBIG Laughing Head Off Y
Laughing Because
You’re Gay -or- Laughing Z
Because I’m Gay LHOS ^
Lets Have Online Sex 100

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 LO-LU

L L Index
Intro
Key
LHSO LMIRL LOOL LTIC Misc
Let’s Have Sex Online Let’s Meet In Real Life Laughing Outragously Laughing ‘Til I Cry A
Out Loud
B
LHU LMK LTIO
Let’s Hook Up Let Me Know LOPSOD Laughing Til I Orgasm C
Long On Promises, D
LIFO LMSO Short On Delivery LTM E
Last In, First Out Laughing My Socks Off Laughing To Myself F
LORE
Learn Once, Repeat G
LIS LMTC LTNS
Laughing In Silence Left a Message To Contact Everywhere Long Time No See H
I
LJBF LMTCB LOU LTNT J
Let’s Just Be Friends Left Message To Call Back Laughing Over You Long Time, No Type K
LPOS LTR L
LKITR LOL
Little Kid In The Room Laughing Out Loud -or- Lazy Piece Of Sh** Long Term Relationship M
Lots of Love N
LLOM LRF LTS O
Like Leno on Meth LOLA Little Rubber Feet Laughing to Self P
Laugh Out Loud Again
LSHITIPAL LTTIC Q
LLTA
Lots and Lots of LOLZ Laughing So Hard I Look The Teacher Is R
Thunderous Applause Lots Of Laughs Think I Peed A Little Coming S
T
LMAO LOMBARD LSHMBH LULU
Laughing So Hard U
Laughing My Ass Off Lots Of Money But A Locally Undesirable
Right Dick My Belly Hurts Land Use V
LMFAO W
Laughing My F***ing LOML LSV LUMTP X
Ass Off Love Of My Life Language, Sex, Violence Love You More Than Pie Y
LTHTT luser Z
LMHO LONH
Laughing My Head Off Lights On, Nobody Home Laughing Too Hard loser ^
To Type 100

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 M-MI

L M Index
Intro
Key
LUSM LYLAB M2NY MEGO Misc
Love You So Much Love You Like a Brother Me Too, Not Yet My Eyes Glaze Over A
B
LWR LYLAS M4C meh
Launch When Ready Love You Like A Sister Meet for Coffee Who cares, whatever C
D
LY LYLB m4w MFD E
Love You Love You Later Bye men for women Multi-Function Device F
G
LY4E LYMI M8 or M8s MfG
Love You Forever Love You, Mean It Mate -or- Mates Mit freundlichen Gruessen H
I
LYA LYWAMH MFIC J
Love You All Love You With All My Heart MATURE Mother F***er In Charge K
LYB
Love You Babe
M MFWIC
Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
L
M
N
LYCYLBB MA MHBFY O
Love You, See You Later, Mature Audience My Heart Bleeds For You P
Bye Bye
Q
MAYA mhhm R
LYKYAMY Most Advanced Yet uh huh -or- yeah
Love You, Kiss You, Accessible S
Already Miss You MHOTY T
MB My Hat’s Off To You U
LYL Message Board
Love You Lots V
MIA
MBN Missing In Action W
Must Be Nice X
MIHAP Y
MBRFN May I Have Your Attention Z
Must Be Real F***ing Nice Please
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 MO-MU

M M Index
Intro
Key
MIL MML MOTAS MSNUW Misc
Mother-In-Law Made Me Laugh Member Of The Mini-Skirt No A
Appropriate Sex UnderWear
B
MILF MO
Mother I’d Like to F*** Move On MOTD MSTM C
Message Of The Day Makes Sense To Me D
MIRL MOF E
Meet In Real Life Matter Of Fact MOTOS MTBF F
Member(s) Of The Mean Time Before Failure
Opposite Sex G
MITIN MOFO
More Info Than I Needed Mother F***er MTF H
MOTSS More To Follow I
MKOP MOMPL Member(s) Of The J
My Kind Of Place One Moment Please Same Sex MTFBWY K
May The Force Be
MPFB With You L
MLA MOO
Multiple Letter Acronym Mud, Object-Oriented My Personal F*** M
-or- Matter Of Opinion Buddy MTLA N
MLAS My True Love Always O
My Lips Are Sealed MOOS MRA
Moving Right Along P
Member Of The Opposite Sex MTSBWY
May The Schwartz Be Q
mlm
giving the digital MOP MRPH With You R
middle finger MOment Please Mail the Right Place S
for Help MUAH or MWAH T
MM MorF The sound of a kiss
MSG U
Market Maker Male or Female
Message MUBAR V
MMHA2U MOS Messed up Beyond All W
My Most Humble Mom Over Shoulder MSMD Recognition X
Apologies To You Monkey See
Monkey Do Y
MOSS MUSL
Z
mmk Member(s) Of The Same Sex Missing You Sh** Loads
mmm ok ^
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M N Index
Intro
Key
MUSM N-A-Y-L NAGB Misc
Miss You So Much In A While Nearly Almost A Good A
Bridge
B
MVA N/A
Motor Vehicle Accident Not Applicable -or- NAK C
Not Affiliated Nursing At Keyboard D
MVA no PI E
Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury N/M NALOPKT F
Nothing Much Not A Lot Of People
Know That G
MVA w/PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury H
NASCAR
Text
I
MWBRL Non-Athletic Sport Centered J
More Will Be Revealed Later Around Rednecks
K
natch L
MYL
Mind Your Language N/T Naturally M
No Text N
MYOB NATO O
Mind Your Own Business N1 No Action, Talk Only P
Nice One
NAVY Q
Never Again Volunteer R
N2M Yourself
Not To Mention -or- S
Not Too Much T
NAZ
Name, Address, Zip U
N2MJCHBU V
Not Too Much Just (also means Nasdaq)
Chillin, How Bout You? W
NB4T X
NAB Not Before Time Y
Not A Blonde Z
NBD
^
NADT No Big Deal 100
Not A Damn Thing

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 NF-NM

N N Index
Intro
Key
NBFAB ne1er NFW NIMBY Misc
Not Bad For A Beginner anyone here? No F***ing Way -or- Not In My Back Yard A
No Feasible Way
B
NBFABS Ne2H NIMJD
Not Bad For A Bot Stopper Need To Have NG Not In My Job Description C
New Game D
NBIF NEET NIMQ E
No Basis In Fact Not currently Engaged in NGB Not In My Queue F
Employment, Education, Nearly Good Bridge
or Training G
NBLFY NIMY
Nothing But Love For You NH Never In A Million Years H
NESEC Nice Hand I
NBS Any Second NINO J
No Bull Sh** NHOH Nothing In, Nothing Out K
NEV Never Heard Of Him/Her -or- No Input, No Output
Neighborhood Electric Vehicle L
NC
Nice Crib NI4NI NISM M
NEWS An Eye For An Eye Need I Say More N
NCG North, East, West, South O
New College Graduate NICE NITL P
NFBSK Nonsense In Crappy Not In This Lifetime
Not For British School Kids Existence Q
NDN
Indian NIYWFD R
NFC NIFOC Not In Your Wildest S
ne Not Favorably Considered Nude In Front Of The F***ing Dreams T
-or- No F***ing Chance Computer
Any U
NLL
NFF NIGYYSOB Nice Little Lady V
ne-wayz No F***ing Fair Now I’ve Got You, You W
anyways
Son Of a B*tch NM X
ne1 NFG Never Mind -or- Nothing Y
Anyone
Not F***ing GoodNFI NIH Much -or- Nice Move
Not Invented Here Z
NFS nm, u ^
ne14kfc 100
anyone for KFC?
Need For Sex -or- Network NIM not much, you?
File System No Internal Message

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 NS-NY

N N Index
Intro
Key
NME NOA NSA NTW Misc
Enemy Not Online Anymore No Strings Attached Not To Worry A
B
NMH NOFI NSFW NTYMI
Not Much Here No OFfense Intended Not Safe For Work Now That You Mention It C
D
NMHJC NOS NSS NUB E
Not Much Here, Just Chilling New Old Stock No Sh** Sherlock New person to a site F
or game
NMP G
NOY NTA
Not My Problem Not Online Yet Not This Again NUFF H
Enough Said I
NMTE NOYB nth J
Now More Than Ever None Of Your Business nothing NVM K
NeVer Mind
NMU L
NP NTIM
Not Much, You? No Problem -or- Nosy Parents Not That It Matters NVNG M
Nothing Ventured, N
NN NQA NTIMM Nothing Gained O
Not Now -or- Need No Questions Asked Not That It P
Matters Much NW
NNCIMINTFZ No Way Q
NQOCD
Not Now Chief, I’m In The Not Quite Our Class Dear NTK R
F ***in’ Zone Nice To Know NWAL S
NR Nerd Without A Life T
NNR Nice Roll NTM U
Need Not Respond Not That Much NWR
Not Work Related V
NRG
NNWW Energy NTMU W
Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink Nice To Meet You NYC X
NRN Not Your Concern Y
NO No Reply Necessary NTTAWWT Z
Not Online Not That There’s Anything NYCFS
Wrong With That New York City Finger Salute ^
NS 100
no praw Nice Set
no problem

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 OM-OS

O O Index
Intro
Key
O OC OMB OO Misc
Opponent -or- Over Original Character -or- Oh My Buddha Over and Out A
Own Character
B
OAO OMDB OOAK
Over And Out OCD Over My Dead Body One Of A Kind C
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder D
OATUS OMFG OOC E
On A Totally Unrelated Subject ODTAA Oh My F***ing God Out Of Character F
One Damn Thing After Another -or- Out Of Control
G
OAUS OMG
On An Unrelated Subject OIC Oh My God OOF H
Oh, I See Out Of Facility I
OB OMIK J
Obligatory OICU812 Open Mouth, Insert OOI K
Oh I See, You Ate One Too Keyboard Out Of Interest
L
OBE
Overcome By Events OK OML OOO M
All Correct Oh My Lord Out Of Office N
OBO O
Or Best Offer OL OMW OOS P
Old Lady On My Way Out Of Stock
Q
OBTW
Oh By The Way OLL ONID OOTB R
OnLine Love Oh No I Didn’t Out Of The Box -or- S
Out Of The Blue T
OLN ONNA U
OnLine Netiquette Oh No, Not Again OOTC
Obligatory On Topic V
OLO ONNTA Comment W
Only Laughed Once Oh No, Not This Again X
OBX OSIF Y
Old Battle Axe OM ONUD Oh Sh** I Forgot Z
Old Man Oh No You Didn’t
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100

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 P-PD

O P Index
Intro
Key
OSINTOT OTP P PAW Misc
Oh Sh** I Never On The Phone Partner Parents Are Watching A
Thought Of That
B
OTT P&C PB
OST Over The Top Private & Confidential Potty Break C
On Second Thought D
OTTOMH P-ZA PBB E
OT Off The Top Of My Head Pizza Parent Behind Back F
Off Topic
G
OTW P2C2E PBEM
OTASOIC Off The Wall Process Too Complicated Play By EMail H
Owing To A Slight To Explain I
Oversight In Construction OUSU PBJ J
Oh, You Shut Up P2U4URAQTP Peanut Butter and Jelly K
OTC Peace To You For You -or- Pretty Boy Jock
Over The Counter Are A Cutie Pie L
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect PC M
OTF P911 Personal Computer N
Off The Floor -or- On OZ Parent Alert -or- Politically Correct O
The phone (Fone) Australia P
PA PCM
OTH Parent Alert Please Call Me Q
Off The Hook R
PD S
OTL Public Domain T
Out To Lunch
U
PDA
OTOH Personal Digital V
On The Other Hand Assistant -or- Public W
Display of Affection X
PAL
Parents Are Listening Y
PDOMA
Z
PANS Pulled
My Ass
Directly Out Of
^
Pretty Awesome 100
New Stuff

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P P Index
Intro
Key
PDQ PHS pix PMIGBOM Misc
Pretty Darn Quick Pointy Haired Stupidvisor pictures -or- photos Put Mind In Gear Before A
Opening Mouth
B
PDS PIAPS PLO
Please Don’t Shout Pig In A Pant Suit Peace, Love, Out PMJI C
Pardon My Jumping In D
PEBCAC PIBKAC PLOKTA E
Problem Exists Between Problem Is Between Keyboard Press Lots Of Keys PML F
Chair And Computer And Chair To Abort Pissing Myself Laughing
G
PEBCAK PICNIC PLOS PMP H
Problem Exists Between Problem In Chair, Not Parents Looking Peeing My Pants I
Chair And Keyboard In Computer Over Shoulder J
PMSL K
PEEP PIF PLS Pissed MySelf Laughing
Paid In Full Please L
People Engaged and
Empowered for Peace PNATMBC M
PIMP PLZ Pay No Attention To N
peeps Peeing In My Pants Please Man Behind the Curtain O
people P
PIMPL PM PNCAH
Peeing In My Pants Laughing Personal Message Please, No Cursing Q
PFA
Pulled From Ass -or- -or- Private Message Allowed Here R
Please Find Attached PIN S
Person In Need PMBI PND T
PFC Pardon My Butting In Possibly Not Definitely -or-
Personal Navigation Device U
Pretty F***ing Cold PIR
Parent In Room PMF V
phat Pardon My French PO W
Pretty Hot And Tempting PITA -or- Pure Freaking Magic Piss Off X
Pain In The Ass Y
PHB PMFJI POAHF
Pardon Me For Put On A Happy Face Z
Pointy Haired Boss PITMEMBOAM
Peace In The Middle East My Jumping In ^
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P P Index
Intro
Key
POAK PP PU Misc
Passed Out At Keyboard People That Stinks A
B
POMS PPL puter
Parent Over My Shoulder Pay-Per-Lead -or- People computer C
D
PONA pron PVP E
Person Of No Account porn Player Versus Player F
G
POS PRW PWAS
Parent Over Shoulder Parents Are Watching Prayer Wheels Are Spinning H
-or- Piece Of Sh** I
PS PWCB J
POSC Post Script Person Will Call Back K
Piece Of Sh** Computer
L
PSA pwn
POSSLQ Public Service Announcement own M
Persons of the Opposite N
Sex Sharing Living Quarters PSO pwnt O
Product Superior to Operator owned P
POTATO
Person Over Thirty Acting Q
PTH PWP
Twenty One Prime Tanning Hours Plot, What Plot? R
S
POTS PTMM T
Plain Old Telephone System Please Tell Me More
-or- Pat On The Shoulder U
V
PTP
POTUS Pardon The Pun W
President of the United States X
PTPOP Y
POV Pat The Pissed Off Primate
Point Of View Z
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Q R Index
Intro
Key
Q2C QS r RBTL Misc
Quick To Cum Quit Scrolling are Read Between A
The Lines
B
QC QT r u goin
Quality Control Cutie are you going? RC C
Remote Control D
QFT QYB E
Quoted For Truth -or- Quit Your Bitching RCI F
Quit F***ing Talking Hellooooo... Rectal Cranial Inversion
G
QL RE H
Quit Laughing Regards -or- Reply I
-or- Hello Again
R U there? J
QLS Are you there? K
Reply REHI
Hi Again L
R&D
M
Research &
Development RFD N
“day” R&R
Request For Discussion O
P
Rest & Relaxation RFR
Really F***ing Rich Q
QOTD RAEBNC R
Quote Of The Day Read And Enjoyed, RFS S
But No Comment Really F***ing Soon T
QQ U
Quick Question -or- Cry More RAT RGR V
Remotely Activated Roger
Trojan W
RHIP X
RB@Ya Rank Has Its Privileges Y
Right Back at Ya Z
RHK
RoundHouse Kick ^
RBAY 100
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R R Index
Intro
Key
RIYL RN ROTGLMAO RTBS Misc
Recommended If Right Now Rolling On The Ground Reason To Be Single A
You Like Laughing My Ass Off
B
RNN RTFAQ
RKBA Reply Not Necessary ROTM Read The FAQ C
Right to Keep and Right On The Money D
Bear Arms ROFL RTFF E
Rolling On Floor Laughing RPG Read The F***ing F
RL Role Playing Games FAQ
Real Life G
ROR
Raffing Out Roud (in RRQ RTFM H
RLCO scooby-doo dialect) Return Receipt Read The F***ing I
Real Life Conference reQuested Manual J
ROTFL K
RLF Rolling On The Floor RRR RTFQ
Real Life Friend Laughing haR haR haR Read The F***ing L
(instead of LOL) Question M
RM ROTFLMAO N
Remake Rolling On The Floor RSN RTH O
Laughing My Ass Off Real Soon Now Release The Hounds
P
RMETTH
Rolling My Eyes To ROTFLMFAO RSVP RTK Q
The Heavens Rolling On The Floor Repondez S’il Return To Keyboard R
Laughing My F***ing Vous Plait S
RMLB Ass Off RTM or RTFM T
Read My Lips Baby RT Read The Manual
ROTFLOL Real Time -or- Read The F***ing U
RMMA Rolling On The Floor Manual V
Reading My Mind Again Laughing Out Loud RTB W
Returning To Base RTSM
X
RMMM ROTGL (home) Read The Silly Manual
Rolling On The Ground Y
Read My Mail Man
Laughing RTBM RTTSD Z
Read The Bloody Right Thing To Say ^
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R S Index
Intro
Key
RTWFQ RUS S SBI Misc
Read The Whole Are You Serious? Smile Sorry ‘Bout It A
F***ing Question
B
RUSOS S2R SBTA
RU Are You SOS Send To Receive Sorry, Being Thick Again C
Are You? (in trouble)? D
S2U SBUG E
RU/18 RUT Same To You Small Bald Unaudacious F
Are You Over 18? Are You There? Goal
G
S4B
RUFKM RUUP4IT Sh** for Brains SCNR H
Are You F***ing Are You Up For It? Sorry, Could Not Resist I
Kidding Me? S4L J
RX Spam For Life SDK K
RUH Regards Scottie Doesn’t Know -or-
Are You Horny? Software Developer’s Kit L
SADAD
RYFM Suck A Dick And Die M
RUMCYMHMD Read Your Friendly Manual sec N
Are You on Medication wait a second O
Cause You Must Have RYO
Missed a Dose SED P
Roll Your Own
Said Enough Darling Q
RUMORF
Mom R
RYS
Are You Male Read Your Screen SEG S
OR Female? Sh** Eating Grin
SAHM T
Stay At Home Mom U
RUNTS SEP
Are You Nuts? Somebody Else’s Problem V
SAIA
W
Stupid Asses In Action
RUOK SETE X
Are You OK? Smiling Ear To Ear
SAPFU Y
Surpassing All Previous Z
Foul Ups SEWAG
Scientifically Engineered ^
Wild Ass Guess 100
SB
Stand By

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S S Index
Intro
Key
SF SIC sk8er SMB Misc
Surfer Friendly -or- Spelling Is Correct skater Suck My Balls A
Science Fiction
B
SICL sk8r SME
SFAIAA Sitting In Chair Laughing skater Subject Matter Expert C
So Far As I Am Aware D
SICS SL SMEM E
SFETE Sitting In Chair Snickering Second Life Send Me E-Mail F
Smiling From Ear To Ear
G
SII SLAP SMH
SFLA Seriously Impaired Imagination Sounds Like A Plan Shaking My Head H
Stupid Four Letter Acronym I
SIL SLAW SMIM J
SFTTM Sister-In-Law Sounds Like A Winner Send Me an Instant Message K
Stop F***ing Talking To Me
L
SIP SLIRK SMOP
SFX Skiing In Powder Smart Little Rich Kid Small Matter of Programming M
Sound Effects -or- N
Stage Effects SIT SLM smt O
Stay In Touch See Last Mail something P
SH
Sh** Happens Q
SITCOM SLOM SNAFU
Single Income, Two Children, Sticking Leeches Situation Normal, All R
SHB Oppressive Mortgage On Myself F***ed Up S
Should Have Been T
SITD SLT SNAG U
shhh Still In The Dark Something Like That Sensitive New Age Guy
quiet V
SIUP SM SNERT W
SHID Suck It Up Pussy Senior Moment Snotty Nosed Egotistical X
Slap Head In Disgust Rotten Teenager Y
SIUYA SMAIM Z
SHMILY Shove It Up Your Ass Send Me An Instant SO
See How Much Message Significant Other ^
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S S Index
Intro
Key
SOB SOP SSEWBA STS Misc
Son Of a B*tch Standard Operating Procedure Someday Soon, So To Speak A
Everything Will
Be Acronyms B
SOBT SorG STW
Stressed Out Big Time Straight or Gay Search The Web C
SSIA D
SOGOP SOS Subject Says It All STYS E
Sh** Or Get Off the Pot Same Old Sh** -or- help Speak To You Soon F
STBY
Sucks To Be You G
SOH SOT SU
Sense Of Humor Short On Time Shut Up H
STD I
SOHF SOTMG Seal The Deal SUAC J
Sense Of Humor Failure Short On Time, Must Go -or- Sexually Sh** Up A Creek
Transmitted Disease K
L
SOI SOW SUAKM
Self Owning Idiot Speaking Of Which -or- STFU Shut Up And Kiss Me M
Statement Of Work Shut The F*** Up N
SOIAR SUFI O
Sit On It And Rotate soz STFW Super Finger -or- Shut
Search The P
Sorry Up F***ing Imbecile
F***ing Web Q
sok
it’s ok SRO SUFID R
Standing Room Only sth Screwing Up Face S
something In Disgust
SOL T
Sh** Out of Luck srsly U
seriously STM SUL
Spank The Monkey Snooze You Lose V
some1
someone SSC W
Super Sexy Cute STPPYNOZGTW sup X
Stop Picking Your what’s up?
SOMY Nose, Get To Work Y
Sick Of Me Yet SSDD Z
Same Sh** Different Day sux
SOOYA STR8 sucks ^
Straight 100
Snake Out Of Your Ass

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S T Index
Intro
Key
SUYF SWIM T&C TANSTAAFL Misc
Shut Up You Fool See What I Mean? Terms & Conditions There Ain’t No Such A
Thing As A Free Lunch
B
SWAG SWIS T@YL
Scientific Wild Ass See What I’m Saying Talk At You Later TAP C
Guess -and- SoftWare Take A Pill D
And Giveaways SWL TA E
Screaming With Laughter Thanks Again TARFU F
SWAK Things Are Really
Sealed (or Sent) With F***ed Up G
SWMBO TABOOMA
A Kiss She Who Must Be Obeyed Take A Bite Out H
Of My Ass TAS I
SWALBCAKWS SWU Taking A Shower J
Sealed With A Lick So What’s Up TAF
Because A Kiss K
That’s All, Folks TAW
Won’t Stick Teachers Are Watching L
SYL
See You Later TAFN M
SWALK That’s All For Now TBA N
Sealed With A To Be Advised
Loving Kiss
SYS O
See You Soon P
TBC
SWDYT SYT To Be Continued Q
So What Do You Think? R
See You Tomorrow
TBD S
sweet<3 s^ To Be Determined
sweetheart T
what’s up? TAH U
Take A Hike TBE
SWF Thick Between Ears V
Single White Female W
TAKS
That’s A Knee Slapper TBH X
To Be Honest Y
TANJ Z
There Ain’t No Justice TBYB
Try Before You Buy ^
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T T Index
Intro
Key
TC TFN TIC TKU4UK Misc
Take Care Thanks For Nothing Tongue In Cheek Thank You For A
-or- Til Further Notice Your Kindness
B
TCB TIGAS
Trouble Came Back TFS Think I Give A Sh** TLA C
Thanks For Sharing Three Letter Acronym D
TCOY -or- Three Finger Salute TILII E
Take Care Of Yourself Tell It Like It Is TLC F
TFTHAOT Tender Loving Care
Thanks For The Help G
TDM TINGTES
Too Darn Many Ahead Of Time There Is No Gravity, TLGO H
The Earth Sucks The List Goes On I
TDTM TFTT J
Talk Dirty To Me Thanks For The Thought TINWIS TLITBC K
That Is Not What I Said That’s Life In The Big City
TFX L
TEOTWAWKI
The End Of The World Traffic TISC TLK2UL8R M
As We Know It This Is So Cool Talk To You Later N
TGAL O
TFDS Think Globally, Act Locally TISL TM P
That’s For Darn Sure This Is So Lame Trust Me
TGGTG Q
TFH That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TISNC TMA R
Thread From Hell This Is So Not Cool Too Many Acronyms S
TGIF T
TFLMS Thank God It’s Friday TISNF TMI U
Thanks For Letting That Is So Not Fair Too Much Information
Me Share THX or TX or THKS V
Thanks TISNT TMSGO W
TFM That Is So Not True Too Much Sh** Going On X
Thanks From Me TIA Y
Thanks In Advance TK TMTOWTDI Z
TFMIU To Come There’s More Than
The F***ing Manual TIAIL One Way To Do It ^
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T T Index
Intro
Key
TNA TP TSNF TTKSF Misc
Temporarily Not Available Team Player -or- TelePort That’s So Not Fair Trying To Keep a A
Straight Face
B
TNC TPC TSOB
Tongue In Cheek The Phone Company Tough Son Of TTMF C
a B*tch Ta Ta MOFO D
TNT TPS E
Til Next Time That’s Pretty Stupid TSR TTS F
Totally Stuck in Text To Speech
RAM -or- Totally G
TNTL TPTB
Trying Not To Laugh The Powers That Be Stupid Rules TTT H
That’s The Ticket I
TNX TQM TSRA -or- To The Top -or- J
Thanks Total Quality Management Two Shakes of a Thought That Too
Rat’s Ass K
TTTHTFAL L
to go nookleer TRAM
to explode The Rest Are Mine TT Talk To The Hand The M
Big Tease Face Ain’t Listening N
TOBAL TRDMC O
There Oughta Be A Law Tears Running Down My Cheeks TTA TTTKA
Tap That Ass Time To Totally Kick Ass P
Q
TOBG tripdub
This Oughta Be Good triple w TTBOMK TTTT R
To The Best Of To Tell The Truth S
My Knowledge
TOM troo T
Tomorrow true TTUL
TTFN Talk To You Later U
Ta Ta For Now V
TOPCA TS
Til Our Paths Cross Again Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks TTYAWFN W
TTG Talk To You A While X
Time to Go From Now
TOT TSIA Y
Tons Of Time This Says It All Z
TTIOT TTYL
The Truth Is Talk To You Later -or- ^
TOY TSIF Out There Type To You Later 100
Thinking Of You Thank Science It’s Friday

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T U Index
Intro
Key
TTYT TXT IM u UG2BK Misc
Talk To You Tomorrow Text Instant Message You You’ve Got To A
Be Kidding
TVM4YEM B
TXT MSG u up
Thank You Very Much text message are you up? UGC C
For Your E-Mail User-Generated Content D
TY U-L E
TWHAB Thank You You Will unPC
This Won’t Hurt A Bit unPolitically Correct F
G
TYCLO U2
TWHE Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off You Too UNTCO H
The Walls Have Ears You Need To Chill Out I
TYG J
TWIMC There You Go UOK
K
To Whom It May
Concern TYVM EAT Are You OK?
L
Thank You Very Much UPOD M
TWITA Under Promise N
That’s What I’m Talking Over Deliver
About u8 O
you ate? P
ur
TWIWI you are Q
That Was Interesting, UBS R
Wasn’t It? Unique Buying State
UR2K S
You Are Too Kind
TXS UCWAP T
Thanks Up a Creek Without U
A Paddle URAPITA
You Are A Pain In The Ass V
UDH82BME
W
You’d Hate To Be Me URSAI X
You Are Such An Idiot
Y
UDM Z
You’re the Man URW
You Are Welcome ^
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U V Index
Intro
Key
URWS VBG VSF Misc
You Are Wise Very Big Grin Very Sad Face A
B
URYY4M VBS VWD
You Are Too Wise For Me Very Big Smile Very Well Done C
D
URZ VC VWP E
yours Venture Capital Very Well Played F
G
USP VCDA
Unique Selling Proposition Vaya Con Dios, Amigo H
I
UTM VEG J
You Tell Me Very Evil Grin K
L
UV

$
Unpleasant Visual M
N
UWIWU O
You Wish I Was You P
Q
VFM R
Value For Money
S
VGN T
Vegan -or- Vegetarian U
V
VM
W
Voice Mail
X
VRBS Y
Virtual Reality Bull Sh** Z
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W W Index
Intro
Key
w’s^ WAEF WBS WDYS Misc
what’s up? When All Else Fails Write Back Soon What Did You Say? A
B
W/ WAFB WBU WDYT
With What A F***ing Bitch What ‘Bout You? What Do You Think? C
D
WAFM WC WE E
What A F***ing Mess Who Cares Whatever

TGIF
F
G
WAFS WCA WEG
Warm And Fuzzies Who Cares Anyway Wicked Evil Grin H
I
W/E WAG WD WETSU J
Weekend Wild Ass Guess Well Done We Eat This Sh** Up K
L
W/O WAI WDALYIC WF
Without What An Idiot Who Died And Left Way Fun M
You In Charge? N
w00t WAK WFM O
We Own the What A Kiss WDDD Works For Me P
Other Team Woopie Doo Da Dey
Q
WAMBAM WG
w4m Web Application Meets Brick WDR Wicked Grin R
women for men And Mortar With Due Respect S
WGAFF T
W8 WAYD WDT Who Gives A U
Wait What Are You Doing? Who Does That? Flying F***
V
W9 WAYN WDYM WIBAMU W
Wife in room Where Are You Now? What Do You Mean? Well, I’ll Be A X
Monkey’s Uncle Y
WAD WB WDYMBT Z
Without A Doubt Welcome Back -or- Write Back What Do You Mean WIBNI
By That? Wouldn’t It Be Nice If ^
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W W Index
Intro
Key
WIIFM WLMIRL woot WTB Misc
What’s In It For Me Would Like to Meet We Own the Other Team Want To Buy A
In Real Life
WILCO B
WOP WTF
Will Comply WMHGB With Out Papers What The F*** C
Where Many Have D
WIM Gone Before WOTAM WTFDYJS E
Woe Is Me Waste Of Time What The F*** Did F
WMMOWS And Money You Just Say?
WIP Wash My Mouth Out G
Work In Process With Soap WOTD WTFGDA H
Word Of The Day Way To F***ing Go, I
wirld WMPL Dumb Ass J
world Wet My Pants Laughing WP K
Well Played WTFH
WISP WNOHGB What The F***ing Hell L
Winning Is So Pleasurable Where No One Has WRT M
Gone Before With Regard To -or- WTFWYCM N
WIT With Respect To Why The F*** Would O
Wordsmith In Training WOA You Call Me?
Work Of Art P
wru
WITFITS where are you? WTG Q
What In The F*** Is WOG Way To Go R
This Sh** Wise Old Guy WRUD S
What Are You Doing? WTGP T
WITW WOM Want To Go Private?
Word Of Mouse U
What In The World WRUDATM
What Are You Doing At WTH V
WIU WOMBAT The Moment? What The Heck W
Wrap It Up Waste Of Money, Brains X
And Time WT WTHOW Y
wkewl Without Thinking -or- White Trash Headline
way cool WOOF What The -or- Who The Of the Week Z
Well Off Older Folks ^
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W W Index
Intro
Key
WTMI wuz WYM Misc
Way Too Much was What do You Mean? A
Information
WTN wuz4dina B
wymyn
What Then Now? What’s for dinner? women C
-or- Who Then Now? D
wuzup WYP E
WTS what’s up? What’s Your Problem?
Want To Sell F
WWJD G
WYRN
WTSDS What Would Jesus Do? What’s Your Real Name? H
Where The Sun I
Don’t Shine WWSD WYS J
What Would Satan Do? Whatever You Say
WTSHTF K
When The Sh** Hits WWY L
WYSILOB
The Fan Where Were You? What You See Is A Load of Bullocks M
N
WTTM WX WYSIWYG O
Without Thinking Weather What You See Is What You Get
Too Much P
WYCM Q
WYSLPG
WU Will You Call Me? What You See Looks Pretty Good R
What’s Up
S
WYD WYT T
WUF What You Doing? Whatever You Think
Where You From U
WYFM V
WYWH
WUWH Would You F*** Me? Wish You Were Here W
Wish You Were Here
X
WYGISWYPF Y
WUWHIMA What You Get Is What
Wish You Were Here You Pay For Z
In My Arms ^
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X Y Index
Intro
Key
X-I-10 Y YAUN Misc
Exciting Why? -or- Yes Yet Another Unix Nerd A
B
XLNT YA YBF
Excellent Yet Another You’ve Been F***ed C
D
YA yaya YBS E
Yet Another Ya-Ya You’ll Be Sorry F
par don (as in yo-yo)
YBY G
YABA Yeah Baby Yeah H
Yet Another I
XME
Bloody Acronym YBYSA J
Excuse Me You Bet Your Sweet Ass
K
YACC
Yet Another Calendar YCT L
XOXO Company M
Hugs and Kisses Your Comment To
N
XQZT YAFIYGI YDKM O
You Asked For It You Don’t Know Me
Exquisite P
You Got It
YEPPIES Q
XTC
R
Ecstasy Young Experimenting
Perfection Seekers S

dixie YGBK
You Gotta Be Kidding
T
U
V
YAJWD YGBSM W
You Ain’t Just You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me X
Whistling Dixie Y
YGLT
Z
YAOTM You’re Gonna Love This
Yet Another Off ^
Topic Message YGTBK 100
You’ve Got To Be Kidding

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Y Y Index
Intro
Key
YGWYPF YR YUPPIES Misc
You Get What You Pay For Yeah Right Young Urban Professionals A
B
YHM YRYOCC YW
You Have Mail You’re Running on You’re Welcome C
Your Own Cuckoo Clock D
YIC YWIA E
Yours In Christ YS You’re Welcome In Advance F
You Stinker
G
YIU YY4U
Yes, I Understand YSAN Too Wise For You H
You’re Such A Nerd I
YIWGP YYSSW J
Yes, I Will Go Private ysdiw8 Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever K
why should i wait?
L
YKW
You Know What? YSIC M
Why Should I Care? N
YKWIM O
You Know What I Mean YSK P
You Should Know
Q
YM
Your Mother YSYD R
Yeah, Sure You Do S
YMAK T
You May Already Know YTB U
You’re The Best
V
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary YTRNW W
Yeah That’s Right, X
YNK Now What? Y
You Never Know Z
YTTT
You Telling The Truth? ^
YOYO 100
You’re On Your Own

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Z ^ Index
Intro
Key
zerg ^5 Misc
To gang up on someone High Five A
B
ZMG or ZOMG
Oh My God C

Look D
E
F
Snooze G
^RUP^ H
Read Up Please
I
ZZZ ^URS J
Sleeping, Bored, Tired Up Yours K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
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 ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary TOP 100

01. 8 28. MOS 52. AWGTHTGTTA 77. LD

Oral sex Mom Over Shoulder Are We Going To Have Long Distance -or-
02. 1337 29. MPFB To Go Through This Later Dude
Elite -or- leet -or- L337 My Personal F*** Again 78. LMK
03. 143 Buddy 53. banana Let Me Know
I love you 30. NALOPKT code word for penis 79. LOL
04. 182 Not A Lot Of People 54. B4YKI Laughing Out Loud
I hate you Know That Before You -or- Lots of Love
05. 1174 31. NIFOC Know It 80. N-A-Y-L
Nude club Nude In Front Of The 55. BRB In A While
06. 420 Computer Be Right Back 81. NAZ
Marijuana 32. NMU 56. BRT Name, Address, Zip
07. 459 Not Much, You? Be Right There (also means Nasdaq)
I love you 33. P911 57. CWYL 82. NM
08. ADR Parent Alert Chat With You Later Never Mind -or-
Address 34. PAL 58. CYT Nothing Much
09. AEAP Parents Are Listening See You Tomorrow -or- Nice Move
As Early As Possible 35. PAW 59. DIAF 83. OLL
10. ALAP Parents Are Watching Die In A Fire OnLine Love
As Late As Possible 36. PIR 60. DOC 84. OMW
11. ASL Parent In Room Drug Of Choice On My Way
Age/Sex/Location 37. POS 61. E123 85. OTP
12. CD9 Parent Over Shoulder Easy as One, Two, Three On The Phone
parents are around -or- Piece Of Sh** 62. EM 86. QT
13. C-P 38. pron Excuse Me Cutie
Sleepy porn 63. EOD 87. RN
14. F2F 39. Q2C End Of Day -or- End Of Right Now
Face-to-Face Quick To Cum Discussion 88. ROTFL
15. GNOC 40. RU/18 64. FAH Rolling On The Floor
Get Naked On Cam Are You Over 18? F***ing A Hot Laughing
16. GYPO 41. RUMORF 65. FB 89. RU
Get Your Pants Off Are You Male OR F*** Buddy Are You?
17. HAK Female? 66. FOAF 90. SITD
Hugs And Kisses 42. RUH Friend Of A Friend Still In The Dark
18. ILU Are You Horny? 67. GLBT 91. SMEM
I Love You 43. S2R Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Send Me E-Mail
19. IWSN Send To Receive Transgender 92. SMIM
I Want Sex Now 44. SorG 68. HBU Send Me an Instant
20. J/O Straight or Gay How Bout You? Message
Jerking Off 45. TDTM 69. HUYA 93. SO
21. KOTL Talk Dirty To Me Head Up Your Ass Significant Other
Kiss On The Lips 46. WTF 70. I&I 94. SOHF
22. KFY What The F*** Intercourse & Sense Of Humor Failure
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