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Dessert Quotes
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise
than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason
Love
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. ~Don Kardong
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author
Unknown
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and
communists. ~Leslie Moak Murray
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and
pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
universe. ~Carl Sagan
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes
people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. ~Judith Olney
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie
when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your
bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice
cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white
chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author Unknown
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved
off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
~Author Unknown
Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper
dose. Don’t overdo it. ~Edward "Grandpa" Jones
~James Wadworth
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies,
lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti
If your sweet tooth says candy – your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. ~Slogan
of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale, Arizona (cerreta.com)
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice
cream while it’s on your plate. That’s my philosophy. ~Thornton Wilder
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with
chocolate. ~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author
Unknown
I don’t think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children
peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
~John Gould
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An
entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate. ~Author Unknown
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. ~Jo Brand
~Eugene Field
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from
chocolate! ~Terry Moore
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if
he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep;
if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too
damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if
he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought:
if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of
amber-flavored chocolate… and marvels will be performed. ~Jean
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman
Capote
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we
buy ice cream. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. ~Author
Unknown
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
~Charles Schulz
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to
order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or
U is the proper time for chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have
any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is,
for sure, better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop, "On
the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted
in Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson
There’s nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won’t fix. ~Author
Unknown
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way,
at least you’ll get one thing done. ~Author Unknown
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate
espeso. ~Spanish Proverb
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you.
But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how
will you ever manage? ~Marquise de Sévigné
I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin
my whole day. ~Terri Guillemets
Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can’t fit you into my
schedule right now. ~Uniek Swain
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface
of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation
and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin