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{1269}{1352}- W-O...
{1354}{1398}R...
{1400}{1444}K !
{1446}{1492}Work.
{1498}{1601}Today we're going to share|what our parents do for...
{1602}{1676}Work !
{1678}{1730}My mommy is a doctor.
{1732}{1813}- My daddy is a truck driver.|- My mom's a teacher.
{1815}{1929}- And your dad ?|- Mmm. My dad--
{1932}{2019}He's... a liar.
{2021}{2138}A-- A liar ? Oh, l'm sure|you don't mean a liar.
{2140}{2231}Well, he wears a suit and goes|to court and talks to the judge.
{2232}{2290}Oh ! l see.
{2291}{2346}You mean he's a lawyer.
{2503}{2550} Hey, Fletcher.|How'd it go ?
{2551}{2623}- Just another victory|for the wrongly accused.|- Yeah, right.
{2625}{2695}- Mr. Reede, great job.|Do you want your coat back ?
{2697}{2757}No, l'm sure you'll be|needing it again and again.
{2759}{2844}- Do you have a moment ?|- l'm late. lt's my day|to be with my son.
{2846}{2917}A couple of reporters want|to talk about your big win.
{2918}{2967}Yeah ? How's my hair ?
{2969}{3015}Fabulous.|You look great.
{3382}{3502}- What time is it ?|- l am sure your dad just|got held up in court a
gain.
{3664}{3754}- Dad !|- Maximilian !
{3838}{3914}Hey, how ya doin', creep ?
{3915}{3963}Good.
{3964}{4074}Me too, except my arm|has been botherin' me.
{4075}{4131}- Oh, no, Dad !|- Oh, yeah.
{4133}{4202}lt's becoming a claw !
{4275}{4361}Nothing can stop the claw !
{4429}{4534}Run, boy, run !|Save yourself !
{4536}{4596}Do the claw to Mom !|Do the claw to Mom !
{4598}{4684}Uh-oh. You found|the claw's only weakness.
{4686}{4757}Subzero temperatures !
{4759}{4846}- So, did you have any trouble|finding the place ?
{4847}{4933}Okay, l'm late. l'm sorry.|l ran out of gas.
{4935}{5038}The gauge is broken.|Rough neighborhood too.
{5039}{5090}Good thing l was wearin'|neutral gang colors.
{5100}{5155}l might have had to pull out|my nine and bust a cap.
{5156}{5210} My mind and my money|and my money and my mind
{5212}{5305}- They would never hurt you,|Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
{5306}{5386}That was below the belt.|Keep the gloves up.
{5387}{5458}Mom, Dad's taking me|to see wrestling !
{5459}{5529}- Oh, Fletcher !|- Oh, Audrey !
{5531}{5601}Why do you have to take him|to see that stuff ? lt's very violent.
{5603}{5713}The boy must grow|to be a warrior.
{5715}{5762}Who better to guide him|than Rick Rude...
{5763}{5846}and Randy Macho-man Savage|in the cage of death ?
{5900}{5949}Oh, good !
{5951}{6040}- Jerry, how's it goin' ?|- Hey, gipper !
{6041}{6098}You look like you grow|by the minute !
{6100}{6168}Fletcher, pleasure to see you.|Hi, honey !
{6169}{6228}- Hi.
{6230}{6321}Wow. That was a nice image.| Deleted.
{6358}{6413}- l have some more boxes for you.|- Oh, you're an angel.
{6415}{6532}- Boxes ?|- Remember, l told you a few weeks|ago, Jerry's moving to
Boston.
{6532}{6642}Oh, right ! The job, the thing.|What do you do again ?
{6644}{6726}- Hospital administrator.|- Right, right !
{6728}{6774}Well, the boxes|are in my car.
{6776}{6822}Oh, those can wait.
{6824}{6895}l made this young man|a promise, didn't l ?
{6897}{6945}- Got time to throw a few ?|- Sure !
{6947}{7006}Come on, then !
{7008}{7067}- l forgot the boyfriend was moving.|- Jerry !
{7069}{7144}His name is Jerry !|And yes, he's moving.
{7145}{7228}l'm sorry. l hated him less|than your other boyfriends.
{7230}{7296}- lt wasn't serious, was it ?|- Semiserious, yes.
{7299}{7389}You guys aren't--|You know--
{7450}{7521} l have been|dating him for seven months.
{7522}{7587}- What do you think ?|- Really ? Ooh !
{7589}{7662}l was hoping after being married|to me you'd have no strength left.
{7664}{7760}Remember, when we were married,|l wasn't having sex nearly|as often
as you were.
{7762}{7869}Ouch ! And the ref|takes a point away.
{7871}{7977}- Out !|- Max is gonna miss him.
{7978}{8026}l'll be here.
{8123}{8198}Max, come on. We've gotta go.
{8199}{8294}- Dad, are we really going|to wrestling ?|- Absolutely, Max Factor.
{8296}{8352}We just have to stop by|the office for one minute.
{8354}{8402}Excuse me, sir. Any spare change ?
{8404}{8452}Oh, l'm sorry. l'm all out.
{8453}{8502}l can't do it.
{8504}{8598}Fred, it's your duty to present|the strongest case possible.
{8600}{8670}The strongest case possible|consistent with the truth.
{8672}{8720}Will you let the judge|decide what's true ?
{8722}{8811}That's what he gets paid for.|You get paid to win.
{8813}{8870}lf you insist|that l take it to trial,
{8871}{8961}l will represent Mrs. Cole|aggressively and ethically.
{8962}{9014}But Miranda, l won't lie.
{9062}{9137}Then we'll just have|to find someone who will.
{9187}{9245}Twenty-first floor.|Men's wear.
{9350}{9404}- Hi, Mr. Reede !|- Whoa !
{9406}{9504}Hey. Did you do something|to your hair ?
{9506}{9550}lt's a bit extreme,|isn't it ?
{9551}{9640}No ! That's the thing nowadays, right ?
{9642}{9723}- He said it would accent|my facial features.|- That's what it does
!
{9725}{9791}lt completely accents|your facial features.
{9793}{9899}We're just gonna go|to my office--
{9968}{10004}- Hey, Fletcher.|- Hey, Pete.
{10022}{10070}- You losin' a little weight ?|- l don't know. Maybe.
{10092}{10135}Looks and personality.|A double-threat guy.
{10147}{10199}- Hey, Mr. Reede.|- Hey... man.
{10208}{10240}- lt's, uh, Randy.|- Yeah, l know.
{10240}{10314}Takin' lunch orders.|Anything ?
{10316}{10365}No, thanks.
{10367}{10449}l had so much for breakfast,|l'm ready to pop.
{10451}{10553}- l mean, l'm full.|- Okay. Great.
{10651}{10719}- Max !|- Hi, Greta.
{10721}{10834}- Hey, what's new ?|- lt's my birthday tomorrow,|and we're having
a party.
{10836}{10916}Wow ! l am sure your daddy|has got you something wonderful.
{10918}{11052}- Yeah ?|- Yeah, you bet ! Listen, kiddo.
{11054}{11158}Why don't you play in my office|for a minute. Sue somebody|for eve
rything they've got.
{11160}{11263}Maybe you can send a fax|to one of your girlfriends. Hey, sorry.
{11266}{11357}Damn it !|l completely forgot.
{11358}{11405}Oh, what a surprise.
{11407}{11472}You are a saint.|l should buy you a gift.
{11473}{11569}- You did.|- l always do the classy thing.|Any calls ?
{11571}{11643}- The Drawlings' clerk|needs your filing.|- Tell him it's in the m
ail.
{11645}{11764}Right. You'll do it next week.|Mr. McKinley phoned to confirm|your
meeting tomorrow.
{11766}{11839}Strep throat. Some kind of virus.|What's goin' around ?
{11840}{11891}- Asian flu ?|- Good one.
{11893}{11955}- And your mother called.|- l'm on vacation.
{11957}{12015}- lt's your fifth week.|- Snowed in. Phones are down.
{12017}{12077}Break mother's heart.|Done. That's it.
{12078}{12149}- Except Miranda's looking for you.
{12151}{12259}How much ass do l have to kiss|to make partner ?
{12261}{12371}- Tell her l broke my leg|and l had to be shot.|- Tell her yoursel
f.
{12373}{12470}And then send out a notice|of judgement on my win today !
{12473}{12599}- l'll get right on it.|- Miranda ! Hey, l didn't see you.
{12600}{12659}You look beautiful today.
{12662}{12722}Here ! l bought you a gift.
{12723}{12816}Oh, thanks. l heard about|your victory. Congratulations.
{12819}{12904}You're making quite an impression|on the partnership committee.
{12933}{13015}That's right !|You folks are meetin' soon.
{13017}{13071}l've been so busy,|l haven't even thought about it.
{13155}{13218}Anyway. l have a client|in my office.
{13220}{13339}- Better not keep him waiting.|- Actually, something rather|import
ant's just come up.
{13341}{13417}Um, you're not busy tonight, are you ?
{13589}{13641}We're not going, are we ?
{13975}{14069}Audrey. You know how there are|moments you know are critical ?
{14071}{14144}- Mm-hmm.|- And choices that have to be made...
{14145}{14228}- upon which all one's|future happiness will depend ?|- Mm-hmm.
{14229}{14277}This is one of those moments.
{14321}{14406}What are you|trying to say ?
{14408}{14467}Will you marry me ?
{14552}{14651}- You're moving.|- l know, but l want you|and Max to come with me.
{14652}{14704}Audrey, l've been giving this|a lot of thought.
{14705}{14776}You know l'm not prone to wild|flights of romantic fancy.
{14778}{14883}- Mmm.|- But the thought of you and l|together just makes sense.
{14884}{14953}Now l'm ready. l think|you're ready. l love Max.
{14955}{15008}You love Max.|lt's right. lt fits.
{15038}{15097}So what do you say ?
{15512}{15596}Hey, creepy.|Happy birthday.
{15597}{15644}How old are you now,|22 or 23 ?
{15645}{15729}- l'm five, Dad.|- Okay.
{15731}{15793}Return the beer keg.
{15795}{15870}Cancel the dancing girls.
{15872}{15943}- l don't know what l'm gonna do.
{15944}{16006}l feel completely unprepared|for this.
{16008}{16075}You see, l bought you a present,|but last night...
{16077}{16156}l accidentally swallowed it.
{16157}{16223}- Dad, it's in your belly !|- Scalpel.
{16249}{16296}l hope it's not|partially digested !
{16297}{16357}Ooh ! Look out !
{16359}{16422}- Cool ! What is it ?|- Cool !
{16424}{16513}lt's-- lt's a surprise.
{16514}{16561}All right, it's a pony.|Just open it !
{16596}{16675}l'm gonna help,|'cause l can't stand it !
{16713}{16793}- Baseball stuff !|- Baseball stuff !
{16794}{16860}Cool ! Can we play ?
{16862}{16951}l'll be Nomo. You can be|Jose Canseco. Can we play ?
{16952}{17011}- Absolutely.|- Yeah !
{17013}{17107} Right after your party|tonight, we'll do it.
{17108}{17172}You and me.
{17174}{17253}l just have to really|concentrate on this right now.
{17840}{17860}Hi !
{17865}{17941}Hey ! Happy birthday.
{17943}{18031}- Thanks, Mom.|- Happy birthday, Max !
{18033}{18146}One, two, three, four, five.|And one for good luck !
{18148}{18196}He struck the child.|Did you see that ?
{18198}{18284}- Look at what Dad got me !|- Whoa ! Great !
{18286}{18356}Hey, l have my glove|in the car.
{18358}{18439}Maybe we can stop at the park|on the way home and play catch.
{18460}{18493}Then tonight we can rub oil in it|and wrap a big rubber band aroun
d it.
{18527}{18593}lt'll be great.|Hey, great gift, Dad !
{18595}{18698}Thanks, son. l'm so glad my gift|could bring those two together.
{18700}{18771}My plan to phase myself out|is almost complete.
{18804}{18855}Something's come up,|and we need to talk.
{18857}{18912}Come on, Mom.|l want to go play !
{18914}{18988}And actually it's kind of important,|so maybe we could talk tonigh
t ?
{18990}{19041}- Tonight ?|- Yes.
{19042}{19115}- Max's birthday party.|- Oh ! Yeah.
{19117}{19176}Sure. Of course.|We'll talk then. Great !
{19242}{19307}- Maximus ! l'm outta here.|- Bye, Dad.
{19308}{19365}Jerry, enjoy my wife.
{19747}{19808}Well, this is good.
{19810}{19867}This is really smart.
{19868}{19915}- Thank you.|- Only--
{19916}{20025}Well, it's not true.|Does that present a problem ?
{20065}{20112}Mrs. Cole,|the only problem here...
{20113}{20203}is that after you've provided years|of faithful service and loving
support,
{20205}{20257}of raising his children--|they are his ?
{20258}{20360}Huh ? Oh. Yeah, yeah.|One for sure.
{20397}{20455}After all that, your husband|wants to deny you...
{20457}{20561}- a fair share of the assets based|on one act of indiscretion.|- S
even.
{20562}{20662}- Pardon me ?|- Seven single acts of indiscretion.
{20691}{20737}Seven acts of indiscretion,
{20739}{20793}only one of which he has|any evidence of...
{20795}{20881}and all of which he himself|is responsible for.
{20883}{20961}- He is ?|- Mrs. Cole.
{20963}{21054}You're the victim here.|The wife of a cold, distant workaholic.
{21056}{21120}Starved for affection, driven|into the arms of another man !
{21122}{21169}- Seven.|- Yeah, whatever !
{21170}{21223}You're not trying to deny him|what is rightfully his.
{21225}{21308}- All you're insisting on|is what is rightfully yours.|- Yeah.
{21310}{21381}And maybe a...| fraction more.
{21400}{21440}l think you're|bending over backwards.
{21446}{21562}Yeah. l did offer to|give him joint custody of the kids.
{21564}{21638}He is, after all,|a wonderful father.
{21640}{21717}And how does he repay you ?
{21719}{21775}By dragging you through|a painful litigation process !
{21776}{21864}No, no, no, no !|This can't happen !
{21865}{21954}With all due respect, this isn't|about you and Mr. Cole anymore.
{21956}{22003}This is about all women.
{22005}{22087}Where would Tina Turner be|right now if she'd rolled over and said
,
{22090}{22159}"Hit me again, lke,|and put some stank on it ?"
{22178}{22223}Rollin' on the river,|that's where she'd be.
{22227}{22323}But she's beyond Thunderdome,|because she decided to send a messag
e.
{22340}{22454}Wake up, sisters !|There's no-o-o-o-o-o...
{22456}{22526}such thing as a weaker sex !
{22528}{22613}You know what ?
{22615}{22727}You're right, Mr. Reede. l am|tired of getting kicked around !
{22729}{22791}Good for you !
{22793}{22892}Thank you.|l am so grateful...
{22894}{22965}to have an attorney|l can trust.
{23126}{23172}Oh, you are good.
{23174}{23288}You are very, very good.
{23290}{23385}The Cole case is worth|a truckload of money to this firm.
{23387}{23465}lf you win, l guarantee|you'll make partner.
{23532}{23630}ln fact, how would you|like to make...
{23632}{23692}a partner right now, hmm ?
{23694}{23779}Oh, l don't know.|l should--
{23951}{24007} Happy, happy, happy|happy, happy, happy
{24015}{24109} Happy|l'm so happy today
{24131}{24189}- l live in the U.S.A.|- So honey ?
{24197}{24255}Have you, uh,|thought about--
{24256}{24371}- You know, what we talked about ?|- Uh, yeah. l can't go.
{24373}{24419}What ? Wh-Why not ?
{24420}{24505}- Because of Max.|- But he'll love it there.
{24507}{24555}l'm gonna take him|to Fenway Park.
{24558}{24605}There's hiking|and camping--
{24606}{24699}Well, really,|it's... Fletcher.
{24701}{24768}Fletcher ?|Come on, honey.
{24770}{24821}He wouldn't even come over|unless you reminded him.
{24824}{24888}l know, but when he does|come over, Max is so happy.
{24889}{24948}lt's like they have their|own little world together.
{24950}{25044}- The gipper and l have that too !|- l know, but it's different.
{25045}{25108}- How ?|- Well--
{25133}{25180}He does the claw.
{25181}{25252}- The what ?|- The claw.
{25253}{25327}You know, it's like this--
{25341}{25365}l don't--
{25383}{25499} Run for you life.|lt's the claw ! The claw !
{25614}{25671}l can't really do it that good.|That's not the point.
{25673}{25727}- The point is...
{25730}{25788}if they're 3,000 miles apart,|they're never gonna see each other.
{25790}{25836}Fletcher's never gonna|come to Boston.
{25900}{25920}- Hello.
{25924}{25996}- Audrey ?|- Fletcher ! Where are you ?
{25999}{26055}We're waiting. Max won't cut the cake|until you get here.
{26100}{26125}Um-- Oh, man !
{26130}{26188}Actually, something|has come up. l've--
{26191}{26243}l've got this problem|on a new case.
{26245}{26291}- What happened ?|- Nothing !
{26293}{26346}l stubbed my toe|on the desk !
{26348}{26441}l'm really sorry,|but l just can't make it.
{26443}{26524}The boss is, uh,|really ridin' me.
{26526}{26588}Fletcher, it's his birthday !
{26590}{26636}l know, l know.
{26638}{26724}l'll make it up to him,|l promise. l'll pick him up|from school to
morrow, okay ?
{26726}{26777}- You're gonna pick him up ?|- Yes !
{26779}{26848}All right, hold on a minute.|You can say happy birthday.
{26850}{26906}- No ! Gotta go ! Good-bye.
{26978}{27003}Hello.
{27020}{27089} Happy birthday to you
{27104}{27211} Happy birthday, dear Max
{27231}{27337} Happy birthday to you
{27381}{27459}Okay, birthday boy.|Make a wish.
{27519}{27600}Come on, Max.|lt can be anything you want.
{27603}{27652}Anything in the whole world.
{28018}{28057}Max.
{28071}{28148}Your father is sorry.|He had to work.
{28151}{28213}He said he was gonna|be here. He promised.
{28213}{28318}l know, but he promises that|he is gonna see you tomorrow.
{28319}{28415}Okay ? He's gonna pick you up|from school. All right ?
{28487}{28573}So come on.|Make a wish.
{28865}{28921}l wish that for only one day...
{28924}{29020}Dad couldn't tell a lie.
{29641}{29748}Mmm. That was incredible.
{29750}{29829}Was it good for you ?
{29829}{29880}l've had better.
{30074}{30117}"l've had better" ?
{30203}{30237}"l've had better" ?
{30360}{30402}"l've had better."
{30969}{31027}- Hi.|- Hi.
{31028}{31106}- New in the building ?|- Yeah, l just moved in Monday.
{31108}{31210}- Oh ! You like it so far ?|- Everybody's been real nice.
{31212}{31274}Well, that's because|you have big jugs.
{31276}{31337}l mean, your boobs|are huge.
{31340}{31427}l mean, l wanna|squeeze 'em.
{31474}{31508}Mama.
{31772}{31831}- Any change, mister ?|- Absolutely.
{31833}{31889}- Could you spare some ?|- Yes, l could.
{31903}{31950}- Will ya ? How come ?|- Mm-mm.
{31954}{32013}Because l believe|you will buy booze with it !
{32015}{32132}l just wanna get to the office|without being confronted by the|dec
ay of Western society !
{32134}{32188}Plus, l'm cheap !
{32215}{32261}Jerk off !
{33004}{33051}You look like you're|having a rough morning.
{33053}{33144}Ding, ding, ding !|What do we have for her, Johnny ?
{33177}{33234}- Fletcher.|- Dana.
{33236}{33316}All right, Samantha. How much|will it take to put an end to all th
is ?
{33317}{33415}- Fifty percent of your estate.|- Fifty percent ?
{33417}{33499}With a pre-nup and proof of adultery ?|What's your case ?
{33500}{33555}Our case is simply this.
{34563}{34615}Very funny, Fletcher !
{34617}{34708}You wanna play hardball ?|l'm game.
{34710}{34776}You wanna play hardball ? l'm game.
{34778}{34841}What are you doing ?|What is wrong with you ?
{34843}{34947}All rise for the Honorable|Judge Marshall Stevens.
{34949}{34997}Honorable ?
{35025}{35157}Good morning.|Call case number BD-09395.
{35159}{35227}Samantha Cole vs. Richard Cole.
{35229}{35299}- How are we doing|this morning, Counsel ?|- Fine. Thank you.
{35301}{35426}- And you, Mr. Reede ?|- l'm a little upset about a bad|sexual epi
sode last night.
{35513}{35597}Well, you're still young.|lt'll happen more and more.
{35599}{35707}ln the meantime, what do you say|we get down to business ?
{35709}{35822}- First, Mr. Reede, l see--|- l would like a continuance !
{35823}{35924}This case has been delayed|several times, Mr. Reede.
{35926}{36054}l realize that, Your Honor, but l would|really, really like a cont
inuance.
{36056}{36119}l'll have to hear|good cause, Counsel.
{36121}{36167}What's the problem ?
{36394}{36466}l can't lie !
{36468}{36581}Commendable, Mr. Reede, but|l'm waiting to hear good cause.|Do you
have one or not ?
{36583}{36659}- Not.|- Motion for continuance denied.
{36661}{36731}ls there any chance|of a settlement in this case ?
{36732}{36850}l don't think so, Your Honor.
{36852}{36968}- But Mr. Reede has made it|clear he has no desire--|- Settle !
{36969}{37050}- Settle, settle, settle, settle !|- l don't want to settle.
{37052}{37154}Mr. Reede. You convinced me|yesterday, l'm the victim !
{37156}{37253}l'm starved for affection.|l'm driven into the arms of another man
.
{37255}{37304}- Seven !|- Yeah, whatever.
{37306}{37380}With the story you came up with,|l don't think we can lose.
{37382}{37485}- l want to proceed.|- Mrs. Cole, you don't understand.
{37487}{37547}Mr. Reede.|Do we have a settlement ?
{37548}{37595} No !
{37700}{37765}- No, Your Honor.|- There's no settlement.
{37766}{37838}Trial to commence 1:30 sharp.
{38291}{38336}lt was me !
{38422}{38480}Hi, Mr. Reede !|Like the new dress ?
{38482}{38595}Whatever takes the focus|off your head.
{38597}{38718}- What's up, Fletcher ?|- Your cholesterol, fatty !|Dead man walki
n'.
{38729}{38781}- Hey, Fletcher.|- Hey ! You're not important|enough to remember.
{38774}{38844}- What's it gonna be, Mr. Reede ?|- A pockmark, eventually !
{38846}{38928}Don't ask !|For God's sakes, don't ask.
{38930}{38997}All right.|You can beat this.
{38999}{39068}lt's all a matter|of willpower !
{39069}{39152}A test. Something small.
{39290}{39404}Red. Red. All right ?|Now focus.
{39405}{39490}The color of this pen|is r-r-r--
{39561}{39617}The color of this pen...
{39618}{39688}is re-e-e-e-e--
{39690}{39739}Re-e-e-e--
{39818}{39916}The color of the pen|that l hold in my hand...
{39918}{39989}is r-r-r-r--
{39990}{40037}r-r-royal blue !
{40121}{40193}One lie, and l can't say it !
{40221}{40267}l'll write it.
{40926}{41001}Write it ! Write it,|or l'll break it off !
{41132}{41229}Agh ! No !|Come on ! Stop it.
{41484}{41542}Boss ? What happened ?
{41652}{41734}The pen is blue.|The pen is blue !
{41736}{41823}The goddamn pen is blue !
{41885}{41931}Mr. Reede, are you all right ?
{41933}{42022}- l gotta go home.|- Home ? Was the case settled ?
{42024}{42089}No ! l have to be|in court at 1:30 !
{42091}{42208}- Then how are you going to go home ?|- l don't know. l don't know
.
{42210}{42307}Okay. Uh, Mr. Reede,|Reuben and Dunn called.
{42309}{42371}They need to know where the|Darby settlement offer stands.
{42373}{42475}l just proposed a settlement|to dick with them !
{42516}{42553}Dick with them.|Got it.
{42561}{42660}- And your mother called.|Are you still on vacation ?|- No.
{42661}{42716}- Then you're here ?|- Yes.
{42718}{42777}Thank you for clearing|that up, sir.
{42777}{42858}And your ex-wife called.|She wants to know when you're|coming to p
ick up your son.
{42860}{42963}Oh, l'm such a shit !
{43056}{43115}- Hello.|- Audrey ?
{43116}{43184}Fletcher, hi. Are you still picking|Max up from school today ?
{43186}{43235}Here's the thing.|l really can't !
{43237}{43331}l had a case l was certain|would settle, and it didn't,|and l have
to go to court.
{43333}{43417}- Right.|- lt's true ! l really|want to see Max today !
{43419}{43465}l really do.
{43467}{43534}Uh-huh, but things just keep coming up|at the last minute.
{43535}{43608}- Yes, but this time it's different.|- l see. How is that ?
{43610}{43705}- Now l'm telling the truth.|- And last night you weren't.|Well, w
hat were you doing ?
{43707}{43778}Having sex !
{43780}{43854}Well, l hope that it was|with someone very special.
{43855}{43931}No ! That's the thing. l don't even|like her, but she's a partner.
{43933}{44045}l thought l could help my career|by makin' her squeal.
{44134}{44209}What's wrong with me ?
{44210}{44266}l'm getting what l deserve.|l'm reaping what l sow. l'm--
{44547}{44625}- ls Dad still picking me up ?|- No, Max, he's not.
{44655}{44726}l'm sorry, but l'm gonna|pick you up, okay ?
{44745}{44762}l'll work it out.
{44775}{44823}l guess my wish|didn't come true.
{44824}{44942}- What wish ?|- l wished that for just one day|Dad couldn't tell a
lie.
{45092}{45138}Max ?
{45200}{45295}l have something important|to talk to you about, okay ?
{45297}{45352}- Okay.|- Okay.
{45532}{45634}- Hello ?|- Audrey ! Let me explain.|Something has happened to me.
{45635}{45729}Well, something else|is about to happen to you.|Max and l are movi
ng to Boston.
{45731}{45784}- What ?|- Jerry has asked me to marry him,
{45786}{45849}and Max and l are going|this weekend to look at houses.
{45851}{45896}l thought it was semiserious !
{45898}{45965}lt's just been given|a violent shove into serious.
{45966}{46027}You can't move to Boston;|l'll never see Max !
{46029}{46111}You'll have the same relationship|you have with him now, won't you
?
{46112}{46154}- Where are you ?|- l'm going home.
{46156}{46235}When you get there, just stay there.|l'm comin' over. We have to t
alk.
{46237}{46338}- Fletcher !|- l'll be right there.
{46369}{46428}- Hey, Mr. Reede--|- La, la, la, la
{46498}{46531} La, la, la, la
{46635}{46691}- Fletcher.|- Holy hell !
{46794}{46873}You can run,|but you can't hide.
{46989}{47040}What's your problem, schmuck ?
{47055}{47106}l'm an inconsiderate prick !
{47675}{47722}Oh, shit !
{47834}{47884}Shit !
{48059}{48146}- You know why l pulled you over ?|- Depends on how long|you were
following me !
{48177}{48255}- Why don't we take it from the top ?|- Here goes.
{48256}{48304}l sped, l followed too closely,|l ran a stop sign,
{48306}{48402}l almost hit a Chevy, l sped|some more, l failed to yield,
{48404}{48501}l changed lanes without|signaling while speeding !
{48503}{48585}- ls that all ?|- No.
{48635}{48703}l have unpaid parking tickets.
{48754}{48800}Be gentle.
{48889}{48938}Audrey ! Wait !
{49011}{49096}Wait, Audrey. Ooh !|Hold on. Wait !
{49098}{49201}Wait. l just had an insight|into myself. l'm crazy.
{49203}{49288}You call and say,|"Wait, l'll be right over,"
{49290}{49351}and here's the crazy part--|l actually wait.
{49354}{49450}- l can explain this.|- l have missed a department meeting.
{49451}{49498}- Did you come in a cab ?|- Yes !
{49500}{49574}Where's your car ?
{49576}{49661}Thank you ! l can't tell you|how much this means to me.
{49662}{49790}- l can. $1,654.11.|- How do you sleep at night ?
{49875}{49950}l'm takin' this.
{50162}{50217}You scratched my car !
{50219}{50323}- Where ?|- Right there !
{50350}{50433}Oh, there.|That was already there.
{50463}{50490}Why, you !
{50509}{50555}You liar !
{50585}{50637}-You know what l'm gonna do about this ?|-What ?
{50639}{50729}Nothing ! Because if l take|you to court, it'll drain|eight hours
out of my life,
{50731}{50818}and you won't show up,|and if l got the judgement,|you'd just stif
f me anyway !
{50819}{50920}So l'm gonna piss and moan|like an impotent jerk...
{50921}{51004}and then bend over and|take it up the tailpipe !
{51005}{51079}You been here before,|haven't ya ?
{51081}{51147}Well, l can't remember|when l've had more fun,
{51148}{51200}but if you'll excuse me,|l have a class.
{51202}{51249}Are you marrying this guy|because you're mad at me ?
{51250}{51307}No, l divorced you|because l was mad at you.
{51309}{51389}- Wait. l want to talk about this !|- What do you want to say ?
{51389}{51459}ls this guy right for you ?|He is so... not me !
{51461}{51581}- That's one of his best qualities.|- But he's kind of a magoo.
{51583}{51693}- l'm sorry.|- You're wrong. Sometimes|maybe he is a little--
{51695}{51778}- Magoo !|- Yes. But since we've been going out--
{51781}{51854}- My God, l'm not having|this conversation with you.|- Audrey, you
can't go.
{51856}{51914}- This is not fair.|- Fair ?
{51915}{52032}Okay, let's define fair. Last night|a five-year-old boy was crushe
d...
{52034}{52121}because his father lied to him|about coming to his birthday party.
{52122}{52169}- Fair ?|- Last night--
{52171}{52241}- Was none of my business.|None of my business.|- Thank you.
{52243}{52326}Two years ago, it was my business.|But l don't have to care anymor
e.
{52327}{52416}That's the magic of divorce.|But it matters to Max !
{52420}{52494}Everything you do matters,|and everything you don't do.
{52496}{52542}All right.|Now let me tell you something.
{52544}{52590}l'm a bad father !
{52667}{52713}l mean--
{52842}{52904}l'm a bad father.
{52939}{53045}You're not a bad father...|when you show up.
{53047}{53113}What if l come right after court|and play ball ?
{53115}{53192}Then you and l can talk before|you make any rash decisions !
{53193}{53246}No, we are leaving tonight.
{53249}{53314}Please, Audrey.|Give me one more chance.
{53316}{53373}l'm throwin' myself|on the mercy of the court.
{53376}{53499}l lost you, but please|don't make me lose Max too.
{53555}{53648}Give me a chance to be|the father l started out to be.
{53790}{53869}- You're really coming ?|- This is ironclad.
{53870}{53945}This is the mother of all promises.|What time ?
{53946}{53993}Okay, 6:00.
{53994}{54067}- Ten to six.|- All right.
{54068}{54152}All right. But if l tell|Max that you're coming,
{54154}{54231}and you don't show up and l have|to see that look on his face--
{54233}{54290}that heartbreaking look--
{54293}{54338}we're going to Boston.
{54341}{54425}lf l don't show up,|l'll pack you myself.
{54430}{54504}l will lovingly wrap your|nicknacks with bubble paper.
{54506}{54554}l hope so.
{54596}{54673}Do you know what your son was doing|at 8:15 last night ?
{54676}{54762}He was making a birthday wish|that for just one day...
{54764}{54835}his father couldn't tell a lie.
{54953}{55035}Oh, my God !|That's it !
{55057}{55107}"l do not like them, Sam l Am.
{55118}{55166}"l do not like green eggs and ham.
{55191}{55235}"Would you like them here or there ?
{55250}{55292}- l would not like them--"|- Excuse me.
{55301}{55406}Hi. l'm Max's bad father--|Er, l'm his father.
{55408}{55512}- Dad !|- Could l borrow him|for just one second ?
{55513}{55624}- Monster Max !|- You came to play catch ?
{55626}{55691}l'd like to, but l can't.|l gotta talk to you.
{55692}{55795}Your mommy told me about that wish|you made last night. lt came tr
ue, Max.
{55797}{55869}- Really ? You mean you|have to tell the truth ?|- Yes.
{55871}{55923}- No matter what ?|- No matter what !
{55925}{56003}- ls wrestling real ?|- ln the Olympics, yes.|On channel 23, no.
{56004}{56101}- Will sitting too close|to the TV set make me go blind ?|- Not in
a million years.
{56102}{56176}lf l keep making this face,|will it get stuck that way ?
{56178}{56250}Uh-uh. ln fact some people|make a good living that way.
{56320}{56393}Now listen, Max.|You've gotta do something for me.
{56394}{56458}l need you to take back that wish.
{56459}{56520}- So you can lie ?|- Yes.
{56522}{56610}But not to you.|You see, Max,
{56612}{56714}sometimes grownups need to lie.
{56741}{56821}lt's hard to explain,|but if--
{56823}{56897}Look, here's a good example.|When your mommy was pregnant with you
,
{56900}{56968}she gained 40 pounds;|there was nothing she wouldn't eat.
{56969}{57029}And Daddy was scared.|But when she'd ask me, "How do l look ?"
{57032}{57137}l'd say, "Honey, you look great.|You're glowing."
{57140}{57206}lf l had told Mommy she looked like|a cow, it would have hurt her
feelings.
{57207}{57297}- Understand ?|- My teacher tells me|real beauty's on the inside.
{57298}{57380}That's just something|ugly people say.
{57381}{57473}Max, no one can survive|in the adult world if they|have to stick t
o the truth.
{57476}{57571}l could lose my case, l could lose|my promotion, l could even lose
my job.
{57573}{57619}Now, l need your help, Max.
{57621}{57676} Okay.
{57679}{57780}Okay. Do whatever|you did last night,
{57782}{57885}only this time,|make it an "unwish."
{58086}{58132}l did it.
{58134}{58188}Excellent !
{58190}{58252}Now, l just need|a little test.
{58699}{58785}-Did it work ?|-Not like l'd hoped. Did you unwish it ?
{58788}{58862}- Only--|- What ? Only what ?
{58863}{58947}Yesterday, when l wished it,|l really meant it.
{58949}{59033}This time when l unwished it,|l only did it 'cause you told me to.
{59063}{59109}All right.|Do it again.
{59112}{59157}And this time, mean it.
{59160}{59219}- But l can't !|- Why not ?
{59220}{59300}- 'Cause l don't want you to lie.|- l explained this.
{59301}{59382}l have to lie.|Everybody lies.
{59384}{59466}Mommy lies.|Even the wonderful Jerry lies.
{59468}{59540}But you're the only one|that makes me feel bad.
{59541}{59634}- Max, recess is over.|Come on in !
{59780}{59827}Mom says we're moving to Boston.
{59828}{59911}That isn't for sure yet.
{59912}{59977}She promised we'd talk|about it tonight.
{60002}{60049}l am comin' !
{60050}{60105}You believe me,|don't you, Max ?
{60130}{60199}l'll see you later, buddy.
{60431}{60524}- Fletcher. How's it hangin' ?|- Short, shriveled|and always to th
e left.
{60623}{60707}Boss, it's Skull.|He knocked over another A.T.M.
{60709}{60797}This time at knife-point.|He needs your legal advice.
{60895}{60985}Stop breakin' the law, asshole !
{61174}{61221}Boss, are you all right ?
{61222}{61280}My son hates me.
{61315}{61424}Max loves you.|l've seen you together. You're his hero.
{61426}{61507}Oh, yeah ?
{61507}{61590}Last night at his birthday|party, he made a wish...
{61593}{61672}that l wouldn't be able|to lie for one whole day.
{61674}{61734}- Kids.|- lt came true.
{61736}{61823}- What ?|- Max's wish !
{61824}{61883}lt came true.
{62022}{62094}Boss, maybe you should|just take a few days off.
{62096}{62201}Greta ! Didn't it seem weird|to you that l kept tellin'|the truth
all morning ?
{62202}{62250}Well, yeah. But--
{62298}{62383}What are you saying ?|That you are incapable of lying ?
{62385}{62460}That's right !|l am incapable of lying !
{62462}{62567}- Just for today ?|- Apparently. 'Til 8:15 tonight.
{62570}{62620}lt's one of those|24-hour curses.
{62630}{62665}Those are goin' around.
{62668}{62724}- You don't believe me, do you ?|- Of course not.
{62726}{62813}How ironic !
{62815}{62910}Okay. Ask me something|you think l would normally lie about.
{62912}{63003}All right. Remember a couple|of months ago when l wanted a raise ?
{63005}{63081}- l don't want to do this.|- And the company|wouldn't give me one.
..
{63083}{63163}and l asked if you would give it|to me out of your own pocket...
{63165}{63266}And you said the company|would not allow it, because|it would crea
te jealousy...
{63267}{63319}among the other secretaries.
{63321}{63439}Was that true, or did you just|not want to pony up the dough ?
{63480}{63547}Greta, please !
{63549}{63655}Judge Stevens, hi !|Fletcher Reede. l'm scheduled|in your court in
half an hour.
{63657}{63747}Judge Stevens, l badly, badly|need a continuance. lll ?
{63749}{63843}Am l ill ? That is|the perfect question for you to ask.
{63845}{63917}- Please lie for me !|- l remember when you bought me this...
{63919}{63993}antique frame from Tiffany's--|Tiffany's ?
{63995}{64079}Garage sale. Six-fifty,|marked down from ten.
{64138}{64198}l'll give you the raise !
{64224}{64271}Here's your raise.
{64271}{64391} Hi, Judge Stevens !|l know l haven't given you an answer.
{64393}{64465}- But illness could mean so many things.
{64467}{64523}Can you hold ?|Hello ? Mom !
{64525}{64613}Hi ! l wasn't really|on vacation.
{64614}{64693}Because l didn't want|to talk to you !
{64695}{64787}Because you insist on talking|about Dad's bowel movements--|size,
color, frequency !
{64789}{64856}l'll call you later !| Hello ?
{64857}{64922}Oh, damn it !|l cut him off.
{64924}{64991}l cut off the judge !
{65096}{65168}Greta ! Don't leave !
{65170}{65241}I'm on my knees,|in a 900$ suit!
{65281}{65400}Mr. Reede. Several years ago,|a friend had a burglar on her roof.
{65402}{65519}He fell through the skylight, landed on|a butcher's knife, cutting
his leg.
{65520}{65604}The burglar sued my friend.|He sued my friend !
{65606}{65658}Because of guys like you, he won !
{65660}{65767}My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000.|ls that justice ?
{65768}{65848}No. l'd have got him ten.
{65884}{65939}- Good-bye, Mr. Reede.|- No, wait !
{65940}{65988}l didn't understand !|Ask me again !
{65990}{66071}- Have a nice day in court.|- Greta !
{66099}{66164}- Hi.|- God in heaven !
{66166}{66222}lt's nice to see you too,|Fletcher. Are you busy ?
{66224}{66316}- Extremely.|- Good. Would you follow me, please ?
{66408}{66499}Did you know that the|partnership committee is headed|by Mr. Allan
himself ?
{66501}{66579}- Mm-hmm.|- You used to work|directly for Mr. Allan.
{66581}{66665}- Yeah.|- Tell me. What do you think of him ?
{66667}{66764} He's a pedantic,|pontificating, pretentious bastard !
{66765}{66880}A belligerent old fart !|A steaming pile of cow dung !|Figurativel
y speaking.
{66882}{66957}Really ? How delightful.|This way.
{67005}{67140}Pardon me for interrupting.|Mr. Allan, you remember Fletcher Reede
?
{67141}{67215}Oh, yes ! Nice to|see you again, Fletcher.
{67217}{67290}l'll be observing you|in court this afternoon.
{67291}{67361}l've been hearing|some good things about you.
{67362}{67480}Well, Fletcher has just been telling me|how much he thinks of you.
{67482}{67588}Why don't you tell Mr. Allan ?|Well, what do you think of him ?
{67746}{67851}He's a pedantic, pontificating,|pretentious bastard.
{67853}{67977}A belligerent old fart.|A worthless, steaming pile of cow dung.
{67979}{68058}Figuratively speaking.
{68556}{68613}That's the funniest damn thing|l've ever heard !
{68615}{68684}You're a real card, Reede !
{68685}{68743}l love a good roast !
{68767}{68826}Do Simmons !
{68828}{68879}- Simmons is old !
{68881}{68993}He should have been out years|ago, but he can't stay home|'cause h
e hates his wife !
{69037}{69097}You've met her|at the Christmas parties.
{69099}{69179}She's the one that gets plastered|and calls him a retard.
{69181}{69282}And you, Tom. You're the biggest|brownnose l've ever seen !
{69283}{69399}You've got your head so far up|Mr. Allan's ass, l can't tell|where
you end and he begins !
{69400}{69453}Priceless !
{69494}{69572}You have bad breath|caused by gingivitis.
{69574}{69684}You couldn't get a porn star|off. Your hairpiece looks like|someth
ing that was killed.
{69690}{69786}l don't know whether to comb it|or scrape it off and bury it in li
me !
{69802}{69909}Loser ! ldiot !|Wimp ! Degenerate !
{69911}{69979}Slut !
{70020}{70125}l like your style, Reede !|That's what this stuffy company needs !
{70127}{70233}- A little irreverence !|- Good ! l'll see you later, dick-head !
{70258}{70319}Dick-head !|Priceless !
{70723}{70796}Keep your eye on that boy.
{70798}{70859}Dick-head !
{71301}{71403}Third District Court is now in session.
{71405}{71517}The honorable|Judge Marshall Stevens presiding.
{71548}{71623}Afternoon, Counselors.|Are we ready to begin ?
{71625}{71689}No, sir !|We are not ready to begin...
{71691}{71746}because my client|has not arrived !
{71747}{71794}Hurry up !|Move it, move it !
{71813}{71875}Here she comes|to wreck the day
{71871}{71939}- Mr. Reede !|- Sorry, Your Honor.
{71941}{71992}Go, go, go. Lupe,|you keep those kids quiet.
{72000}{72049}- l'm not even close to kidding.|- Sí, seòora.
{72045}{72128} Sorry.|Billy threw up in the car.
{72129}{72190}You brought your kids|to your divorce ?
{72191}{72243}- Sympathy.|- Well, it's working.
{72245}{72296}- l feel sorry for them already.|- Hmm.
{72298}{72355}Miss Appleton, you may begin.
{72357}{72421}From March 6 through June 12...
{72423}{72502}l surveilled Mrs. Cole|at the behest of Mr. Cole.
{72504}{72568}During that period,|l noted that Mr. Cole...
{72570}{72645}left each day|between 7:40 and 7:50.
{72647}{72733}Thereafter Mrs. Cole|would frequently have...
{72735}{72832}a male visitor arrive and stay|from one to four hours.
{72833}{72945}l was able to take several photographs|of the male visitor.
{72947}{73007}l see.
{73009}{73107}Do you know what Mrs. Cole|and her male visitor did...
{73109}{73183}during these frequent... visits ?
{73185}{73266} Well, they were pretty good|about keeping the shades drawn,
{73267}{73379}but l was able to make|a recording of one such session.
{73413}{73466}Your Honor,|as you are aware,
{73468}{73526}under the terms|of the prenuptial agreement,
{73528}{73619}if Mrs. Cole commits adultery,|she is entitled to nothing.
{73620}{73714}With your permission, we'd like to play|the following tape recordi
ng.
{73827}{73887}Here comes big daddy !
{73889}{73965}Oh, God ! Do it to me !
{73967}{74058}- Do it to me ! Harder ! Harder !
{74190}{74242}Oh, come on !
{74244}{74377}Your Honor, how can it be proved|that the male voice on that tape|
is not Mr. Cole himself ?
{74379}{74478}You are such a better lover|than my husband !
{74480}{74563}- Your Honor, l object !|- And why is that, Mr. Reede ?
{74565}{74636}- lt's devastating to my case !|- Overruled.
{74647}{74671}Good call !
{74689}{74773}- l gotta go.|l haven't cleaned your pool.|- Your witness.
{74775}{74846}All right.
{74848}{74922}Well, Mr. Reede,|you may proceed.
{75053}{75100}How ?
{75682}{75766}Your Honor, would the court be willing|to grant me a short bathroo
m break ?
{75767}{75837}- Can't it wait ?|- Yes, it can.
{75838}{75919}But l've heard that if you hold it,|it can damage the prostate gla
nd,
{75920}{75981}making it very difficult|to get an erection !
{75983}{76050}- ls that true ?|- lt has to be.
{76052}{76123}Well, in that case, l better|take a little break myself.
{76124}{76204}But you get back here immediately|so we can finish this.
{76605}{76705}How am l going|to get out of this ?
{76736}{76820}Think. Think.
{76833}{76911}Think ! Owie !
{78251}{78310}What the hell|are you doing ?
{78338}{78431}l'm kicking my ass !|Do you mind ?
{79025}{79097} l found him like this|in the bathroom, Your Honor.
{79099}{79146}Somebody beat the hell out of him.
{79148}{79218}- Who did this ?|- A madman, Your Honor !
{79241}{79305}A desperate fool at the end|of his pitiful rope !
{79299}{79350}What did he look like ?
{79351}{79430}About 6'2", 180 pounds,|big teeth, kind of gangly.
{79432}{79491}Bailiff, have the deputy|search the building.
{79493}{79553}- Yes, sir.
{79555}{79615}Order ! Order !
{79725}{79808}Under the circumstances, l have|no choice but to recess this case.
..
{79809}{79882}until 9:00 a.m.|tomorrow morning.
{79884}{79961}Unless, of course, you feel|you can still proceed.
{80052}{80107}Can you ?
{80214}{80325}Yes, l can.
{80327}{80397}l admire your courage, Mr. Reede.
{80399}{80463}We'll take a short recess|so that you can compose yourself,
{80465}{80516}and then we'll get started.
{80753}{80799}Here you go.
{81113}{81125}- Hello ?
{81126}{81207}- Dad ?|- Max ? How's it goin' ?
{81209}{81270}Great. You know Paul and Emanuel|from across the street ?
{81272}{81362}- Yeah. Uh-huh.|- Well, they never want|to play baseball with me.
{81363}{81419}But l told them l'm playing|tonight with my dad.
{81421}{81476}So now they want to play.|ls that okay ?
{81478}{81549}Sure. The more the merrier.
{81551}{81601}Coolest ! Do you wanna be|Jose Canseco ?
{81603}{81717}Oh, yeah. Who else is gonna hit|that famous Nomo slider ?
{81719}{81801}- Mr. Reede.|- l gotta go now, Max.
{81802}{81920}- l'll see you|in a couple hours. Okay ? Bye.|- Bye, Dad.
{81947}{82029}He's really coming !|l'm gonna go change.
{82031}{82079}- Okay, go ahead !|- Yeah !
{82193}{82245}Mr. Reede !
{82255}{82312}Mr. Reede ! Mr.--
{82349}{82404}This is my lawyer.|He's a little unorthodox.
{82469}{82545}Mr. Reede, you remember Kenneth Falk,|the man from the tape.
{82547}{82609}- How could l forget ?|- Hey, how you doin' ?
{82611}{82686}l've slipped into the seventh|circle of hell ! Thank you.
{82688}{82760}- You ?|- Shouldn't we be going over|our testimony right now ?
{82762}{82831}Basically, the plan is,|l walk you through the tape.
{82833}{82885}Step-by-step,|l ask you questions.
{82886}{82979}- And we give the explanation|you came up with.|- Exactly.
{82981}{83032}All we gotta do is lie.|That sounds simple enough.
{83034}{83084}Doesn't it !
{83085}{83154}Then l'll finish up|with dramatic questions.
{83156}{83292}Something like: Mr. Falk, isn't it true|that you and Mrs. Cole...
{83293}{83388}have never made| Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo--
{83481}{83589}Ugh ! Oh, God !|l can't do it.
{83591}{83689}l can't finish the question|if l know the answer is a lie.
{84035}{84128}You may proceed, Mr. Reede.
{84443}{84531}Respondent calls...
{84532}{84580}Kenneth Falk.
{84976}{85022}Raise your right hand.
{85024}{85120}Do you swear to tell the truth,|the whole truth and nothing but|th
e truth, so help you God ?
{85122}{85212}l do ! l mean--
{85280}{85346}l do.
{85478}{85547}Mr. Falk.
{85622}{85673}Do you know my client,|Samantha Cole ?
{85675}{85723}Yes.
{85811}{85917}lsn't it true that your relationship|with my client is entirely pl
atonic ?
{85919}{85968}l object, Your Honor !
{85970}{86027}To yourself ?
{86029}{86080}Yeah.
{86082}{86177}But l would like to...|rephrase the question.
{86237}{86316}Mr. Falk, would l be accurate...
{86317}{86430}if l described your relationship|with Mrs. Cole as totally profess
ional ?
{86432}{86508}l object, Your Honor,|and l move to strike !
{86510}{86572}Mr. Reede, l don't know|what you're on,
{86573}{86657}but you better get|to the point and quick.
{86659}{86713}Thank you, sir.
{86783}{86867}ls your relationship|with my client entirely platonic ?
{86869}{86934}Not ! ls not your relationship|with my client:
{86950}{87015}"Boink ! Bad baby, bad baby !"
{87016}{87068}Did you ever not make lo--
{87070}{87141}- Did you--|- Mr. Reede !
{87143}{87242}You had sex with her every time you met,|didn't you ? Didn't you !
Liar !
{87243}{87295}- He's badgering the witness.|- lt's his witness.
{87297}{87382}You slammed her !|You dunked her donuts !|You gave her dog a "snau
ssage" !
{87383}{87441}You stuffed her|like a Thanksgiving turkey !
{87502}{87619}All right, it's true, okay !|l humped her brains out !|There ! Now
you happy ?
{87772}{87826}No further questions.
{88280}{88346}No questions.
{88362}{88391}You may step down.
{88502}{88580}Do l dare ask you|to call your next witness ?
{88664}{88729}l have no further witnesses,|Your Honor.
{88731}{88801}What are you doing ?|Call me !
{88802}{88880}You do not understand.|l can't lie.
{88882}{88952}l can't do anything dishonest|until 8:15 tonight !
{88954}{89028}Listen, you bastard !|l want my money !
{89030}{89110}l am not going to end up|a 31-year-old divorcee on welfare...
{89112}{89198}because my scumbag attorney|had a sudden attack of conscience !
{89225}{89261}Thirty-one ?
{89262}{89334}lf Mr. Reede has|no further witnesses,
{89336}{89394}then l have no choice|but to rule in favor of--
{89395}{89441}Your Honor !
{89499}{89566}l call Samantha Cole|to the stand.
{89637}{89659}- Order.
{89673}{89730}Order ! Order !
{89735}{89792}- Knock it off !|- Sit down !
{89839}{89901}Mr. Reede, it is out of|sheer morbid curiosity...
{89902}{89968}l'm allowing this...|freak show to continue.
{90042}{90120}Mrs. Cole...|if you dare.
{90489}{90553}Mrs. Cole...
{90555}{90638}is this a copy|of your driver's license ?
{90681}{90758}- Yes.|- lt says here you're|a blonde. Are you ?
{90760}{90829}- lf you don't remember,|perhaps Mr. Falk will.
{90831}{90895}- Brunette.|- We can play the tape again.|Maybe it's on there.
{90897}{90946}l'm a brunette !
{90948}{91027}Thank you.|Now let's see.
{91029}{91102}"Weight: 105."|Yeah ! ln your bra.
{91103}{91150}- Your Honor, l object !|- You would !
{91151}{91197}- Bastard !|- Hag !
{91199}{91269}Quiet ! Overruled ! Weight ?
{91310}{91361}One-eighteen.
{91363}{91434}All right, fine, fine.|l'm 127.
{91435}{91510}Uh-huh. And it says here|you were born in 1964,
{91512}{91568}but that's not true|either, is it ?
{91570}{91616}- ls it !|- No.
{91618}{91711}Will you tell me what it says|here on your birth certificate|under
"date of birth" ?
{91712}{91773}Your Honor, what does this|have to do with anything ?
{91775}{91846}Overruled. Mrs. Cole,|answer the question.
{91847}{91925}"1965."
{91927}{92010}Now let me get this straight.
{92012}{92125}That would mean that you lied|about your age to make yourself olde
r.
{92127}{92231}But why would any woman|want to do that ?
{92233}{92294}l changed it|so l could get married.
{92296}{92405}And the truth|shall set you free !
{92407}{92472}My client lied about her age !
{92474}{92555}She was only 17 when she got married,|which makes her a minor,
{92557}{92615}and in the great|state of California,
{92617}{92672}no minor can enter|into any legal contract...
{92673}{92726}without parental consent,|including--
{92728}{92774}Prenuptial agreements.
{92776}{92848}Prenuptial agreements !|This contract is void !
{92849}{92940}The fact that my client has been ridden|more than Seattle Slew is
irrelevant.
{92943}{93037}Standard Community Property|applies, and she is entitled|to half o
f the marital assets,
{93039}{93099}or $11.395 million !
{93101}{93205}Jordan fades back. Swoosh !|And that's the game !
{93206}{93281}Nothing further, Your Honor.
{93462}{93550}Order. Order. Order !
{93606}{93655}ln light of this new evidence,
{93656}{93717}the court must rule|in favor of Mrs. Cole.
{93719}{93817}- Yes !|- She is hereby awarded|half the marital assets.
{93819}{93913}- The son of a bitch pulled it off !
{93915}{94020}- l didn't know !|- lt doesn't matter.|The contract's void.
{94035}{94093}Order. Order.
{94120}{94204}l understand both parties|have agreed to joint custody.
{94206}{94243}- ls that correct ?|- Yes.
{94245}{94281}- Yes.|- No.
{94282}{94329}l'm contesting custody.
{94330}{94391}- What ?|- lf l get sole custody,
{94393}{94453}that's another ten grand|in child support payments.
{94455}{94513}You just won $11 million !
{94514}{94583}Hey, l'm the victim here.|You said it yourself.
{94585}{94667}Now l'm gonna hit him|where it hurts.
{94668}{94774} But you--|you said he was a good father.
{94775}{94835}So ?
{94879}{94997}Well, Mr. Reede, do we have|an agreement on custody or not ?
{95061}{95107}No.
{95137}{95171}l see.
{95179}{95298}ln that case, there|will be a custody hearing|on the 19th at 9:00
a.m.
{95299}{95356}Court is adjourned.
{95509}{95566}- Come on, let's go.|- Daddy !
{95568}{95638}You stop that whining, or l'll|give you something to whine about !
{95640}{95704}l wanna go with Daddy !
{95706}{95774}Come here, kids. Come on.|lt's all right. Don't you worry.
{95776}{95852}l promise we'll be together,|whatever l have to do.
{95854}{95902}lt's okay. lt's okay.
{95903}{95976}Oh, for God's sake, will you|give me those ? They're mine !
{95978}{96048}Let go of Daddy ! Let go of him !|Let go of Daddy !
{96050}{96132}- We're leaving now ! Lupe, come on !|- Sí, seòora.
{96134}{96234}Don't you have some checks to write ?|You haven't paid for them ye
t.
{96514}{96592}l love children.
{96594}{96665}They give you so much leverage|in a case like this.
{96666}{96770}You did an incredible job, partner.
{96771}{96828}Look at him.
{96829}{96888}He's stunned.|He can't believe it.
{96950}{97029}Your Honor, may l please|approach the bench ?
{97031}{97088}We're adjourned, Mr. Reede.
{97090}{97172}Your Honor, l think|we've made a big mistake.
{97174}{97234}Mr. Reede, l am tired|and very cranky.
{97235}{97325}l know, but this is|just... wrong, isn't it ?
{97327}{97378}l manipulated the system.
{97379}{97473}Just because you bought it doesn't mean|l'm right. lt's a technica
lity !
{97475}{97551}Young man, having my judgement|mocked in my own court...
{97553}{97609}is not something|l'm prepared to tolerate !
{97611}{97713}Well, tell that to the kids|when they're adopted...|by the Manson
family !
{97715}{97812}One more word out of you, Mr. Reede,|and l'll hold you in contempt
!
{97814}{97885}l hold myself in contempt !
{97886}{97940}Why should you be any different ?
{97941}{97989}Bailiff, take him away !
{97991}{98060}This man is a good father,|and children are not leverage !
{98062}{98165}Oh, no, don't do this !|l have a date to play ball with my son !
{98166}{98255}l can't be late !|lt's my last chance !
{98257}{98313}l'm Jose Canseco !
{98321}{98399}l'm Jose Canseco !
{98480}{98517}Phone call !|Phone call !
{98526}{98563}l get a phone call !|l get a phone call !
{98588}{98623}- l get a phone call !
{98685}{98700}- Hello ?
{98702}{98763}Audrey, it's me.|Don't hang up !
{98766}{98829}l can't talk right now.|Our flight leaves at 8:00.
{98830}{98929}- What ?|- l'm taking Max someplace|where you can't do this anymor
e.
{98930}{99010}Audrey, wait ! The most amazing thing|has happened to me.
{99012}{99101}l'm a changed man !|Just come to the courthouse|with $1,000 and ba
il me out.
{99177}{99253}- Hello ? Hello ?
{99190}{99326}- Time's up, pal.|- No, just one more call.|Just one more call.
{99338}{99406}Okay, let's go.
{99446}{99493}- Ready ?|- Yeah.
{99494}{99565}- Will you get the door, please ?|- Okay.
{99585}{99614}Thank you.
{99623}{99706}Mr. Reede, you made bail.
{99708}{99781}Greta ! Oh, thank God !
{99784}{99871}Am l too late ?|Have you been sexually molested yet ?
{99872}{99894}Because l could circle the block.
{99933}{99989}How did you know l was here ?
{99991}{100045}One of the other secretaries|called me at home,
{100046}{100105}said you went all noble|in front of Mr. Allan.
{100106}{100162}Yeah, l think l'm fired.|lsn't that great ?
{100163}{100218}l'll start my own firm.|Do you need a job ?
{100220}{100281}l don't think|you can afford me.
{100359}{100446}Oh, man, l gotta get my car.|Audrey's on her way to the airport.
{100447}{100537}l could lose Max forever.|l can't let that happen. l love him !
{100538}{100601}You know, this truth stuff|is pretty cool.
{100603}{100700}l love my son !|l love my son !
{100702}{100788}l love my son !|l love my son !
{100791}{100880}Hey, need some change ?|Take everything !
{100927}{100973}But it's not gonna make you happy.
{100975}{101033}- l love my son !
{101187}{101240}Hey, there you are !
{101242}{101308}- Hi.|- Just in time.
{101310}{101382}Oh, this is the happiest moment|of my entire life.
{101382}{101460}O-Oh ! Well, m-me, m-mine--
{101463}{101520}Well, ours... also.
{101521}{101628}Hey, gipper. l have something|for you, young man.
{101631}{101721}Ooh, watch yourself.|lt's the claw !
{101723}{101784}Ooh, the claw's comin' at ya.
{101787}{101882}Ooh, you're scared of the claw.|You're scared of the claw.
{101884}{101960}- Jerry. Jerry.|- Huh ?
{101962}{102015}lt's okay.|You don't have to--
{102017}{102101}Tower Air flight 1511|to Boston is now boarding.
{102103}{102150}- Ooh, that's us.|- Yeah.
{102151}{102214}- Ready to go ?|- Yes. You ready ?
{102215}{102268}- Okay.|- Great.
{102270}{102307}Jim Rubing, please report|to Airport Security.
{102466}{102514}Excuse me !
{102515}{102585}What gate is flight 1511 leaving from ?|lt's an emergency !
{102586}{102667}Gate number 123,|but you'll never make it.|Flight's already boar
ding.
{102669}{102735}lt takes more than a half hour|to get through security.
{102737}{102831}lf you want to go to Boston,|there's another flight leaving|tomo
rrow morning at 7:00 a.m.
{102835}{102860}Flight number one-twenty--
{102961}{103056}Welcome aboard flight 1511,|from Los Angeles|to Boston's Logan A
irport.
{103072}{103153}We'll be departing shortly, and if you|need help stowing your ca
rry-on items--
{103157}{103201}- Honey, can l help you ?|- l'm fine.
{103203}{103299}- Are you sure ?|- Jerry, l can open the bag !
{103334}{103389}Would you like anything|to drink before takeoff ?
{103390}{103466}Yes. Anything|with alcohol, please.
{103467}{103525}Audrey.
{103562}{103620}lf you'll focus on the screen,|we'll be running a safety video.
{103622}{103671}How about that drink ?
{104201}{104282}Max ! Max !
{104394}{104450}Wait !
{104565}{104618}That oughta do it.
{104702}{104763}Thanks ! lt's running great !
{105429}{105501}Max ! l'm coming !
{106009}{106087}Max ! Max, where are you ?
{106193}{106239}l love you.
{106307}{106355}Thank you.
{106357}{106452}That wasn't exactly|the answer l was looking for.
{106454}{106526}Thank you very much ?
{106617}{106684}- l'm sorry. lt's just--|- Too fast ?
{106685}{106743}- lt was too fast, wasn't it ?|- No, i-it's--
{106744}{106800}Chemistry ?|Whatever it is, we can work on it.
{106802}{106910}- No, no, no. lt's just that--|- Oh, my God, it's Fletcher !
{106912}{107003}- No, no, this has nothing|to do with Fletcher.|- No, honey, it'
s Fletcher.
{107005}{107082}- What ?|- Dad ?
{107117}{107208}l made it !|l'm late, but l made it !
{107210}{107275}What is he doing ?
{107278}{107365}He came to see us off. Wave.
{107449}{107536}l won't let you go !
{107687}{107741}Oh, shit !
{107862}{107953}Control one-nine,|this is Tower 1511, heavy.|Ready for takeoff.
{108137}{108193}- What was that ?|- Looked like a shoe.
{108195}{108247}Pull over !
{108227}{108270}Pull this thing over !
{108313}{108370}Control one-nine, some idiot|has hijacked a flight of stairs.|We
're gonna stop this plane.
{108373}{108399}One-nine Control. We copy.
{108440}{108469}Yeah !
{108470}{108499}No-o-o-o-o !
{109566}{109624}You people are all doing|a wonderful job !
{109627}{109678}That's far enough, folks.
{109680}{109744}He's my husband--|was my husband.
{109747}{109794}- All right, go ahead.|- Okay.
{109796}{109874}Max, you stay here with Jerry,|and l'll be right back, okay ?
{109945}{110008}- Audrey ! Great news !|- Fletcher !
{110011}{110090}Both my legs are broken,|so they can't take me right to jail.
{110091}{110162}Fletcher, what were you doing ?|Are you out of your mind ?
{110163}{110280}No, l'm thinking clear.|l've never been this clear !
{110282}{110364}- Dad ?|- Creep.
{110366}{110450}- He was getting kind of upset.|- Are you all right ?
{110453}{110554}Yeah. l'm hurtin' here, though.
{110539}{110557}l'm a dope, Max.
{110618}{110678}All this time|you've been here...
{110678}{110747}and l could see you anytime,|but l didn't.
{110748}{110857}Then your mom told me|you were moving to Boston,|and l started t
hinking.
{110858}{110921}l could be sitting around|sometime and...
{110923}{111035}want to look at you|and hold you and play with you,
{111036}{111113}and l won't be able to.
{111115}{111198}l don't think l'm gonna|do too well with that.
{111240}{111324}l love you more than anything else|in the world, Max,
{111326}{111382}and you know it's true.
{111383}{111456}l couldn't say it if it|wasn't true. Not today.
{111506}{111625}l love you, and l'll|never hurt you again.
{111719}{111788}He's telling the truth, Mom.|He's not allowed to lie.
{111790}{111883}l made a wish, and anything Dad|says today has to be the truth.
{111958}{112015}lt's 8:45.
{112017}{112073}You made the wish at 8:15.
{112074}{112142}l've been able to lie|for the last half hour.
{112145}{112222}- So you weren't--|- No, it was the truth !
{112223}{112281}l just wanted|to be honest with you.
{112283}{112341}l always want|to be honest with you.
{112472}{112573}Mom, do we have to go to Boston ?
{112697}{112748}No, Max, you don't have to go.
{112757}{112788}- Yeah !
{112812}{112887}l, on the other hand,|do have to.
{112889}{112956}A hospital to run.
{112959}{113059}That's an open-ended ticket|if you ever change your mind.
{113061}{113113}Thank you.
{113255}{113327}Looks like he's|got his father back.
{113478}{113620}1 year later.
{113468}{113565} Happy birthday, dear Maximus
{113597}{113717} Happy birthday to you
{113778}{113829}Okay, Max, make a wish.
{113831}{113916}Ahhh, wait ! l don't know|if we should do this.
{113918}{114015}Oh, Fletcher, come on. What are|the odds of that happening again
?
{114063}{114122}Yeah, l guess you're right.
{114124}{114174}Okay, Max, go ahead.
{114350}{114423}Mom ? Dad ?
{114728}{114768}Max !
{114907}{114987}Did you wish for your mom and l|to get back together again ?
{114989}{115047}No, l wished for Rollerblades.
{115138}{115224}Do you want to cut the cake...
{115225}{115272}Dad ?
{115274}{115326}l'd love to.
{115328}{115396}But l have|this horrible pain in my arm.
{115398}{115446}Oh, no, it's the claw !
{115448}{115516}No one can stop the claw !
{115518}{115621}No one can stop it !
{115729}{115793}Nothing can stop the claw !
{115850}{115900}edited by GaMeR|(kopgamer@hotmail.com)
{116365}{116471}lf l was a boxer, l would bounce|those things like Sugar Ray Leo
nard.
{116473}{116544}- l'm sorry.
{116550}{116574}Brought your kids|to your divorce ?
{116580}{116614}- Sympathy.|- Well, it's working !
{116655}{116715}l feel sorry for them already.
{116717}{116792}For this you will pay|a terrible price.
{116864}{116940}Well, it's working !|l feel sorry for them already.
{117253}{117300}Mrs. Cole...
{117615}{117665}a goose.
{117728}{117775}lncluding--
{117776}{117823}Prenuptial agreements.
{118098}{118152}No ! l'd have got him ten.