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-= SINGLE SIDE EDITION =-

-= 40 CHAPTERS =-
TIMECODE SYNCH
DVD | RiffTrax
1. 0:29 2:33
2. 7:17.....9:21.....This forest is now "The Shire's First Arby's"
3. 11:37....13:41....Open up Hobb-o, I want my ten bucks!
4. 15:41....17:45....Blowing stuff up: Our greatest cultural unifier
5. 20:05....22:09....Mr. Bilbo's Invisible Wild Ride
6. 24:29....26:34....Hey, a free ring! It's my lucky day!
7. 26:42....28:47....Tower of Evil, etc, etc. Probably won't matter later
on
8. 29:23....31:28....After the merriment, the Hobbit Hangovers
9. 38:29....40:34....Gandalf uses magic to keep his hat firmly in place
10. 43:06....45:12....So much corn, so few corn nuts
11. 46:57....49:03....The Black Riders debut their catch phrase: EEEEEEEEEEE
EEE!!!
12. 49:14....51:21....Soggy Hobbits: We call them Sobbits!
13. 55:08....57:15....The Black Riders always forget about that door
14. 58:32....1:00:39..Totally obvious product placement by Press-On Nails
15. 1:00:14..1:02:21..This place looks safe and inviting, we'll stop here
16. 1:04:54..1:07:01..Armies of evil laboring in their diabolic quest, we ge
t it
17. 1:07:25..1:09:32..Frodo does that cool thing with his eyes at every part
y
18. 1:13:38..1:15:45..Frodo awakes in the house of L. Ron
19. 1:15:39..1:17:46..I'll be honest with you, Frodo has looked better
20. 1:19:07..1:21:15..Some old guys watch some young guys comfort each other
21. 1:22:40..1:24:48..Oh Viggo...Those eyes!
22. 1:24:51..1:27:00..They pump in ambient summer sounds here, it's quite ni
ce
23. 1:26:30..1:28:39..The council debates who will make the coffee this morn
ing
24. 1:33:27..0:22.....Ladies and Gentlemen! Restart your RiffTrax!
25. 1:35:20..2:19.....Too cheap to rent vans, our party departs on foot
26. 1:38:20..5:19.....Fresh powder, time to totally cut tracks bra!
27. 1:43:01..10:00....The Walls of Moria, but where is the Wall Drug of Mori
a?
28. 1:47:49..14:48....The light up staff: available exclusively in SkyMall c
atalogues
29. 1:52:43..19:43....Great, a bunch of corpses. We'll be here all night no
w.
30. 2:01:39..28:39....Let us all run like ninnies to an unpronounceable brid
ge
31. 2:11:20..38:20....Too much running, not enough SIIIIIIING-ing
32. 2:17:46..44:47....Rivendale provides each guest with "Complimentary" bat
hrobes
33. 2:23:15..50:16....See! The World's largest sundial
34. 2:24:55..51:56....The River Not-so-Wild-actually-kind-of-dreary
35. 2:25:47..52:49....They should totally hitch a ride in this camera helico
pter
36. 2:28:32..55:33....Quickly! We're almost at the matte painting!
37. 2:35:01..1:02:04..Good thing this guy knows the entire History of Violen
ce
38. 2:41:41..1:08:44..Aragorn prepares a "There There" to comfort the dying
guy
39. 2:44:15..1:11:17..Yeah yeah, it's a weighty quest. Start paddling bub.
40. 2:50:35..1:17:37..Credits so early? Bring on the extended edition!

-= DOUBLE SIDE EDITION =-

-= 40 CHAPTERS =-
TIMECODE SYNCH
DVD | RiffTrax
1. 0:29 2:33
2. 7:17.....9:21.....This forest is now "The Shire's First Arby's"
3. 11:37....13:41....Open up Hobb-o, I want my ten bucks!
4. 15:41....17:45....Blowing stuff up: The grandest cultural unifier
5. 20:05....22:09....Mr. Bilbo's Invisible Wild Ride
6. 24:29....26:34....Hey, a free ring! It's my lucky day!
7. 26:42....28:47....Tower of Evil, etc, etc. Probably won't matter later
on
8. 29:23....31:28....After the merriment, the Hobbit Hangovers
9. 38:29....40:34....Gandalf uses magic to keep his hat firmly in place
10. 43:06....45:12....So much corn, so few corn nuts
11. 46:57....49:03....The Black Riders debut their catch phrase: EEEEEEEEEEE
EEE!!!
12. 49:14....51:21....Soggy Hobbits: We call them Sobbits!
13. 55:08....57:15....The Black Riders always forget about that door
14. 58:32....1:00:39..Totally obvious product placement by Press-On Nails
15. 1:00:14..1:02:21..This place looks safe and inviting, we'll stop here
16. 1:04:54..1:07:01..Armies of evil laboring in their diabolic quest, we ge
t it
17. 1:07:25..1:09:32..Frodo does that cool thing with his eyes at every part
y
18. 1:13:38..1:15:45..Frodo awakes in the house of L. Ron
19. 1:15:39..1:17:46..I'll be honest with you, Frodo has looked better
20. 1:19:07..1:21:15..Some old guys watch some young guys comfort each other
21. 1:22:40..1:24:48..Oh Viggo...Those eyes!
22. 1:24:51..1:27:00..They pump in ambient summer sounds here, it's quite ni
ce
23. 1:26:30..1:28:39..The council debates who will make the coffee this morn
ing

1. 0:00.....0:22.....Ladies and Gentlemen! Restart your RiffTrax!

2. 1:57.....2:19.....Too cheap to rent vans, our party departs on foot
3. 4:57.....5:19.....Fresh powder, time to totally cut tracks bra!
4. 9:38.....10:00....The Walls of Moria, but where is the Wall Drug of Mori
a?
5. 14:26....14:48....The light up staff: available exclusively in SkyMall c
atalogues
6. 19:21....19:43....Great, a bunch of corpses. We'll be here all night no
w.
7. 28:16....28:39....Let us all run like ninnies to an unpronounceable brid
ge
8. 37:57....38:20....Too much running, not enough SIIIIIIING-ing
9. 44:23....44:47....Rivendale provides each guest with "Complimentary" bat
hrobes
10. 49:52....50:16....See! The World's largest sundial
11. 51:32....51:56....The River Not-so-Wild-actually-kind-of-dreary
12. 52:25....52:49....They should totally hitch a ride in this camera helico
pter
13. 55:09....55:33....Quickly! We're almost at the matte painting!
14. 1:01:39..1:02:04..Good thing this guy knows the entire History of Violen
ce
15. 1:08:19..1:08:44..Aragorn prepares a "There There" to comfort the dying
guy
16. 1:10:52..1:11:17..Yeah yeah, it's a weighty quest. Start paddling bub.
17. 1:17:12..1:17:37..Credits so early? Bring on the extended edition!

-= DISEMBAUDIO SYNCH LINES =-

RiffTrax | Line | Singled Side DVD | Doubled Si
ded DVD
2:44 I feel it in the earth
 0:41 0:41
3:52 For another ring was made
1:48 1:48
6:43 To destroy evil forever
4:39 4:39

10:13 A wizard is never late

8:09 8:09
18:44 About how they were going to cook us
16:40 16:40
27:30 He talked for so long about leaving
25:25 25:25
35:21 There is one other that knew that Bilbo had the ring
33:16 33:16
44:01 It would be wise, my friend
41:56 41:56
51:53 Our business is our own
49:46 49:46
59:38 To Rivendale Master Gamgee
57:31 57:31
1:09:32 Mister Frodo?
1:07:25 1:07:25
1:17:46 Gandalf? What is it?
1:15:39 1:15:39
1:25:27 The blade that cut the ring
1:23:18 1:23:18
1:34:23 And you have my bow
1:32:13 1:32:13
0:44 It's so light
1:33:46 0:22
3:50 My cousin Balin'd give us a royal welcome
1:36:52 3:28
12:15 What's the Elvish word for friend?
1:45:16 11:53
20:46 We must move on...We cannot linger
1:53:47 20:24
28:15 That spear would've skewered a wild boar!
2:01:15 27:52
35:20 You shall not pass
2:08:19 34:57
44:30 One day our paths shall lead us there
2:17:30 44:06
52:33 May it be a light for you in dark places
2:25:32 52:09
1:00:43 Where is the ring?
2:33:40 1:00:18
1:09:10 Forgive me...I did not see
2:42:08 1:08:45

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