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The
Grimoire
of the
Troll
by
Deiscorides,
a Grandmaster Troll
v1.0
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Table of Contents
The Troll Mantra............................................................................5
The Trolling Guide.........................................................................7
1. LURK MOAR..............................................................................7
2. Argue, But Do Not Debate..........................................................7
3. Types of Trolling........................................................................7
The Image Troll...........................................................................................................................................7
The N00b Troll.............................................................................................................................................8
The Math Troll..............................................................................................................................................8
The Sympathy Troll......................................................................................................................................9
The Baby Bird Troll.......................................................................................................................................9
The Unpossible Situation Troll.....................................................................................................................10
The Sexism Troll.........................................................................................................................................10
The Bias Troll.............................................................................................................................................10
The Wordfilter Troll....................................................................................................................................10
The Fixed Troll...........................................................................................................................................11
The Political Troll........................................................................................................................................11
The Meme Troll..........................................................................................................................................11
The Furry Troll...........................................................................................................................................11
The Deletion Troll.......................................................................................................................................11
The JavaScript Troll....................................................................................................................................12
The Troll’s Troll...........................................................................................................................................12
The Religious Troll......................................................................................................................................13
The Sitcom Troll.........................................................................................................................................13
The “Kill Yourself” Troll...............................................................................................................................14
The Shock Troll..........................................................................................................................................14
The Trap Troll.............................................................................................................................................14
The Promise Troll.......................................................................................................................................15
The Censored Porn Troll.............................................................................................................................15
The Shitty Meme Troll.................................................................................................................................16
The Spam Troll...........................................................................................................................................16
The Party Van Troll.....................................................................................................................................16
4. The Meat and Bones of Trolling.................................................17
How to properly dodge people....................................................................................................................17
How to properly reply to very angry people................................................................................................19
How to do a proper and “shitty” OP troll post:............................................................................................19
Proper Images...........................................................................................................................................20
Shopping and Image Finding......................................................................................................................21
Troll Bait....................................................................................................................................................22
Seeding Your Troll Post...............................................................................................................................22
Troll Gangbanging......................................................................................................................................23
Being Labeled a Troll..................................................................................................................................23
Multitasking Your Trolling............................................................................................................................23
5. Levels of Trolldom....................................................................24
LVL 1 Fukken N00b....................................................................................................................................24
LVL 5 Goatse..............................................................................................................................................24
LVL 10.......................................................................................................................................................24
LVL 15.......................................................................................................................................................24
LVL 20.......................................................................................................................................................24
LVL 25.......................................................................................................................................................24
LVL 30.......................................................................................................................................................25
LVL 40.......................................................................................................................................................25
LVL 50 Master Troll.....................................................................................................................................25
LVL 75 Grandmaster Troll...........................................................................................................................25
LVL 100 FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET.....................................................................................................26
The Troll Book of Shadows...........................................................31
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I am a troll.
If you reply to me, you have been trolled.
If you react in any way, shape or form, you have been trolled.
If you say I fail, you have been trolled.
If you say anything contradicting me, you have been trolled.
I am a troll.
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1. LURK MOAR:
The moar you lurk on an image board the
moar you will be a successful troll. Take
particular attention to what other posters get
offended by and what points they argue and
debate.
3. Types of Trolling:
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Proper Images:
The best images to post as a troll are the
ones that can instantly be see without
downloading them or clicking on them in
order to see them better. OP images should
thus be 250x250 pixels and reply images
should be 150x150 pixels. Do not write text
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Troll Bait:
This is what you use to attract other trolls
to your thread. This is usually for when you
are doing a N00b Troll and a Troll’s Troll. Fake
images of yourself are great. This is especially
true if you can shop in proof of who you are,
“Sup /b/?” Finding several photos of some
moron on Myspace and using those is usually
the best way to do this.
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Troll Gangbanging:
This is the act of coming into a suspected
troll thread and helping the suspected troll.
Sometimes this gets out of hand and you will
end up with nothing but trolls trolling each
other with fake replies, which in itself can be
amusing albeit confusing.
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5. Levels of Trolldom:
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The Troll
Book
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(YUOr Trolling Diary)
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It's up to YUO!!11!1
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