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us out in designing the front page of the very first edition of the e-
magazine and various other technicalities
With articles focusing on the new trends of the age, those looking
for interesting issues can browse through topics that have been
arranged accordingly to the area of specialization concerning them.
But why restrict only to business??? So we added a few articles
that not only are relaxing, at the same time they expand our
knowledge to newer horizons.
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Want to break the usual routine?? Go back in time to precious
moments spent with friends (and foes!) captured in frames, some
silly, some classic. And those who look for the quizzes and jokes,
yes we do have them!!!
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From the Director’s Desk
My best wishes.
Regards,
Dr. S.N.Ray.
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Message from the H.O.D
Mind is god’s greatest gift to mankind. The more you nurture it, the
stronger it gets. The students have brought forward a platform that
will give everyone a chance to not only share their dreams and
thoughts but also got enlightened in the whole process.
The magazine Knowesis is an amalgamation of fun, entertainment,
information and creativity.
Best wishes for the magazine.
Regards,
Dr. K.k. roy
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Contents
Topics Page No.
Management Articles
Human Resource
Total Rewards Optimization 7
Finance
Grameen Bank 8
Marketing
Recent Marketing Trends 10
Rural Marketing 12
Production and Operations
Logistics in India 14
General
Will the youth return to Kolkata ? 16
Events Corner
Insight 2010 18
Paradigm 2010 20
Book Review
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Confab (Alumni Interview)
Mr. Ashoke Mukherjee 24
Mr. Abeer Chakraborty 25
Student’s corner
Photographia 27
Achievements 29
Fun Space
Jokes 32
Definition s Redefined 32
Corporate Gags 33
Biz-Covery 34
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Total Rewards Optimization
By: Prapti Mukherjee
Students Representative, MBA 2009-2011, IISWBM
The concept of TRO was recently introduced to the Indian companies by Tim Glowa
and Ray Baumruk, global solution leads at Hewitt Associates.
The TRO tool is a survey that aims at bringing a voice to the employees when
companies plan their rewards package. The survey helps measuring employee
preferences through the process of trade-offs. The conjoint technique is used to check
on employees‟ preferences for various rewards and benefits. A detailed analysis of the
employees‟ preferences will assist companies to optimize their expenditure on rewards,
segment results for different types of employees and, hence, help them to make better
decisions about the benefits they offer.
Employee retention, attraction of the best talent and enhancement of productivity are
the key objectives behind the implementation of the TRO tool. The TRO sees to it that
the company spends more efficiently as well as effectively on their rewards. It has been
found that many a times; companies spend on rewards, which employees do not
value. This inefficiency can be fixed by reducing the expenditure on benefits that
employees do not appreciate, and increasing it on those that they do. The tool has
been able to identify alternative programs which most of the employees prefer over
what they currently have.
The TRO tool can be adapted to different countries and markets. Already launched in
the US, Canada, Europe, Singapore and Hong Kong, the TRO tool is all set to hit China.
However, the proponents of the TRO tool feel that it can be successfully implemented
by the Indian companies. At present, the Indian companies are spending on a core
range of activities, like, salary changes, allowances, medicals. However, they should
start thinking out of the box. Companies should look into next generation features, like,
flexitime, working from home, more opportunities for training and development.
It should be kept in mind that the TRO tool avoids mismanaging employee expectations
or test for things the company cannot offer. In order for the survey to be relevant, it
should be designed to include items which are practically possible for the companies to
offer. This is because, the TRO tool, instead of guessing, brings some empirical evidence
to the companies decision-making on rewards.
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Grameen Bank:
A Successful Venture in Microfinance
By: Arijit Das
MBA 2010-2012, IISWBM
History
Professor Muhammad Yunus a scholar of economics from Vanderbilt University (USA)
and professor at University of Chittagong founded Grameen Bank in 1983. He was
inspired during the terrible Bangladesh famine of 1974.
In 1976, the village of Jobra and other villages surrounding the University of Chittagong
became the first areas eligible for service from Grameen Bank. The Bank was immensely
successful and the project, with support from the central Bangladesh Bank, was
introduced in 1979 to the Tangail District.
An ordinance on October 2, 1983 by the government of Bangladesh,transformed the
project into an independent bank. In the year, 2006 there were 2,100 Grameen Bank
branches. Its success has inspired similar projects in more than 40 countries around the
world and has made World Bank to take an initiative to finance such schemes.
Solidarity Lending
Solidarity lending is a major process of microcredit lending. Each borrower belongs to a
five-member group but repayment is the sole responsibility of individual borrowers. It is
not required to give any guarantee for repayment but no further credit is extended to a
group in which a member defaults. This in turn ensures that in the group every one
behaves in a responsible manner
and no one defaults in repayments.
There is no contract between
Grameen Bank and its borrowers
and the system works based on
trust. It is also mandatory for the
borrowers to save a very small
amount in number of funds like
emergency fund, group funds etc.
These savings help serve as an
insurance against contingencies. By
focusing the lending to women who
constitute over 95% of the
borrowers, Grameen Bank has been
able to maintain a recovery record
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of over 98% proving that the poor are trustworthy and bankable.
Sources of Funds
The bank receives its funds from different sources and the main contributors have
changed with time. Initially, the bank depended on donor agencies for funds at a very
low rate. In the mid-1990s, the bank started to get most of its funding from the central
bank of Bangladesh. Currently Grameen Bank also issue bonds for fund collection.
Criticism
Some of the criticism or problems, which Grameen bank faces, are:
The system creates a perpetual debt trap for the poor‟s and the ultimate benefit goes
to the corporations that sell capital goods and infrastructure to the borrowers.
It has attracted criticism from the former Prime Minister of Bangladesh, Sheikh Hasina, for
the high rate of interest it demands from those seeking credit, as Grameen's interest
(reducing balance basis) on its main credit product is about 20%.Grameen's Sixteen
Decisions has been criticized as it forces families and borrowers to abide by the rules
and regulations set forth by the bank.
When poor people borrow they often rely on relatives or a local moneylender, whose
interest rates can be very high (exceeding 10% per month). Moneylenders usually
charge higher rates to poorer borrowers than to less poor ones. While moneylenders are
often demonized and accused of usury, their services are convenient and fast, and
they can be very flexible when borrowers run into problems. Hopes of quickly putting
them out of business have proven unrealistic, even in places where microfinance
institutions like Grameen Bank are active.
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Recent Marketing Trends:
Paving The Way Towards A Successful Business
By: Auroni Ghosh & Ritankar Kundu
MBA (Day) 2010-2012, 1st Year, Sec-A
Introduction
With those economic, cultural, political and environmental events as well as the
advances in technology and the global online conversation in mind, following are the
five trends that affect all areas of marketing from advertising to branding and
everything in between and will shape marketing strategy through out 2010 & beyond.
1. Internet Marketing:
The first on the list of current marketing trends is internet marketing, which is obvious
because people use the internet for almost everything these days .From
communicating with friends to online shopping, internet has made it fast, effective and
easily accessible. The internet has exploded over the last 10 years and even though it
may be obvious, it is the most used marketing method and will be for a long time in the
future.
Getting people‟s posts high up in the search engines is extremely important for a
business, and that is why SEO is one of the most important current marketing trends. The
higher ones site shows up in the search engines, the more traffic will naturally flow
through the site. There is a learning curve to this, but once one knows how to use SEO
properly, your business will greatly benefit from it.
3. Video Marketing:
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Using videos to market is one of the hot
current marketing trends right now because
they are easy to make, one can share tons
of information in a short period and they
can bring lots of traffic to a site. Many
people would rather watch a creative,
funny 1-minute video than read a book or a
long article on a subject. You can even
send videos through mobile phones and a
good video spreads quickly so it is definitely
worth looking into.
4. Social Media:
There is a bit of a debate about whether social media is one of the current marketing
trends that is effective, but in my experience, it has proven to be a very successful tool.
It is sometimes associated to viral marketing because it creates a "word of mouth"
system. It is free to low cost and can attract tons of traffic to a website because sites
such as Facebook or twitter are being used by millions.
5. Email Marketing:
Another one of the current marketing trends is email marketing because it is a low cost,
low risk way to reach a large amount of customers. An example can be when someone
shops online; there is usually an option to have emails sent to you about promotions or
upcoming salThis is an advantage to the costumer because they will know about any
upcoming discounts or events, and it also benefits the company by bringing in more
sales.
Conclusion:
Whenever one is changing the strategy to keep up with the current marketing trends, it
has to be kept in mind about the existing loyal customers who are so valuable to the
business, while still targeting new customers. This can be tough, so it can be beneficial
to try various new marketing methods to see which ones are effective for that purpose.
By updating the marketing plan periodically, one will see results and the business will
grow.
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Rural Marketing
By: Akshita Chamaria
Students’ Representative, MBA (Day) 2010-12, 1st Year, Sec-B
Gone are the days when a rural consumer went to a nearby city
to buy “branded products and services”. Time was when only a
select household consumed branded goods, be it tea or jeans.
There were days when big companies flocked to rural markets to
establish their brands. Today, rural markets are critical for every marketer - be it for a
branded shampoo or an automobile. Time was when marketers thought van
campaigns, cinema commercials and a few wall paintings would suffice to entice rural
folks under their folds. Thanks to television, today a customer in a rural area is quite
literate about myriad products that are on offer in the market place. If television could
change the language of brand communication in rural India, affordable Web
connectivity through various types of communication hubs will surely affect the
currency of information exchange. As the electronic ethos and IT culture moves into
rural India, the possibilities of change are becoming visible.
Earlier, the general impression was that the rural markets have potential only for
agricultural inputs like seed,
fertilizers, pesticides, cattle feed
and agricultural machinery.
There is a growing market for
consumer goods as well.
Because of the green revolution
in India, the rural areas are
consuming a large quantity of
industrial and urban
manufactured products. In this
context, a special marketing
strategy, namely, rural
marketing has taken shape.
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The emerging distribution approaches include: Cooperative societies, petrol bunks,
agricultural input dealers, NGOs, etc. Latest approaches include the direct to home
selling methods: network marketing and internet marketing.
A marketer keen on tapping the potential of the rural market needs to understand the
context of the product use and the behaviour of the customer. The marketer has to
have an open mind to understand the rural consumer and have a creative approach
to provide satisfactory offering.
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LOGISTICS IN INDIA –
JUST A START
Soumyashubha Ghosh
The concept of logistics has changed from been only analytical to more problem
oriented. It has paved the way for successful development of business solutions. Now
logistics is just not only centred on providing transportation and warehousing solutions
but has involved a lot many dimensions. The emphasis has been laid on improved
productivity, cost reduction and long term contracts with simultaneous value addition
services such as packaging, labelling, systems support and inventory management.
Later in the late 90s, logistics picked up a lot more momentum and incorporated more
and more value added services Some of them are export/import management,
customs clearance, freight forwarding, customer service, rate negotiation, order
processing, assembly/ installation, distribution, order fulfilment, reverse logistics etc.
Consulting services like distribution of network planning, site selection for facility
location, fleet management freight consolidation, and logistics audit etc.
The annual logistics cost of the world is about 3.5 trillion USD. For any country the annual
logistics, cost varies from 9% to 20% of the GDP. The global logistics dominance has seen
a huge growth from 10 billion USD in 1992 to 333 billion USD in 2003(according to US
based Armstrong & Associates). The US is supposedly the largest market of logistics,
occupying nearly a third of the world share. However the largest LSPs (Logistics Service
Providers) are based in Europe. The top three global logistics providers – DHL, Kuehne +
Nagel and DB Schenker operate from Bonn, Switzerland and Berlin respectively.
The logistics industry has to be a very global industry to maintain its existence. The front-
on employees have to mix and interact with the native people to deliver the customers
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what they need. The interaction with the local community is of utmost importance
because it importantly tells the LSPs what to deliver, how and when.
The logistics industry is still in a very nascent stage in the world. According to the same
above-mentioned report, only about 10% of the entire US market has been tapped.
There is huge amount of growth possible especially in the 3PL (three Player Logistics)
sector. If we look at the developing nations then the stage is wide open for the global
Logistics service providers to increase sales. DHL – the global number 1 in providing
logistics solutions is expanding its business very rapidly in the Middle East and the Asia-
Pacific. Kuehne + Nagel have been operating in the developing countries for a longer
time. However, since recently almost all global LSPs have shown keen interest in
expanding into the untapped developing world market.
In India, the logistics market has hardly been tapped. The annual logistics cost to the
annual GDP is approximately 14%, around 140 billion USD considering India to be a
slightly bigger than 1 trillion USD economy. Out of these 140 billion USD industry around
99% of it is in the unorganized sectors (i.e. owners with less than five trucks, affiliated to a
broker, small warehouse operators etc). Just about 1.5 billion USD is in the organized
sector, which reflects the state of the world logistics indA reduction in the logistics cost
can bring about a huge savings for the economy as a whole. A drop of 5% (from 14% to
9%) will enable Indian economy to save around 5 billion USD. The Indian government
and the Indian professionals have already undertaken the process of reduction.
Many large Indian corporate such as Tata and Reliance Industries are attracted by the
potential of this sector and have established logistics divisions. They started providing in-
house logistics services, and soon sensing the growth of the market, have started
providing services to other corporate as well.
Large express cargo and courier companies such as Transport Corporation of India
(TCI) and DHL have also started logistics operations. These companies enjoy the
advantage of already having a large asset base and an all-India distribution network.
Some large distributors have also forayed into the logistics business for their clients.
Since logistics, a service that can be provided without assets, there is growing interest
among entrepreneurs to venture into this bus Indian shippers are gradually becoming
more aware of the benefits of logistics outsourcing. They are now realizing that
customer service and delivery performance are equally important as cost to remain
competitive in this global economy.
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WILL THE YOUTH RETURN
TO KOLKATA?
Satadruta Mookherjee
MBA (Day), 1st Year, Sec-A
Four friends Avi, Sanj, DK and Sats, all from the same B-
School, were sitting around a table munching on KFC
burgers. They had their placements coming up and all were
tensed.
Avi: What is in Kolkata? Tell me. It is a dead city. There will not be any improvements
due to the cheap politics.
Sats: It is easy to blame a city and its system. However, do you ever ask yourself what
have you done to change it?
DK: So, what do you suggest? Take up a colored flag, get out in the streets, and shout
change?
Avi: Hahaha. Good one DK! In addition, Sats its right that I am not able to bring any
change. Nevertheless, how can one bring changes if there is so much political turmoil?
The economy cannot develop if there are so much personal opinions of each party.
The townships and rural areas need serious improvement, yet…moreover that is
increasing the urban immigrants to Kolkata each day and propounding the
unemployment problem of the city.
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DK: Fight what? The politicians? You will end up wearing some of their colored jerseys.
Avi: Look at the other cities… Does Kolkata at all deserve the name of a metropolis?
Where does it stand with respect to other metros?
DK: Yes! What improvement has there been in the last one decade?
Sanj: No there has been many changes. IT hubs have developed, so many malls, real
estate…
DK: Hahaha…. Go and see all other metros. IT is larger in Hyderabad and these malls
and real estate‟s are not even profiting here. It‟s vastly different in other cities.
Sats: That‟s true but it can be improved. May be its still behind other metros but there
has been some improvement certainly in the last one decade.
Avi: Look at the roads. Look at people‟s attitude. You still get the same treatment when
you visit a Bengali shop, and a much different courtesy in Non Bengali shops. Bengalis
are nowhere in business!
DK: How can one change it? It is the mindset. Do your MBA, get a job and get out of
this city. There are many opportunities outside. Why else would I think of leaving my
hometown?
Avi: Hahaha. How? That day PDG quoted rightly at Facebook “Pizza reaches our home
faster than police” and someone added “also faster than fire brigade.”
DK: Yes. Look at those people spitting tobacco on roads littering around. In addition, no
proper bins arranged at the roads.
Sats: Well, an approach was undertaken by Radio sometime back. They went and
humiliated those kinds of people and tried to bring some change. At least if we do take
some small initiatives like this it may snowball and bring about a bigger change.
Sanj: Right. If someone dear is sick, you do not desert him or her. You try to cure…
Sanj: I think Kolkata still has hope. But if the youth perceives it to be hopeless, it will not
work. There has to be a solution.
Sats: Find it out. That is the challenge. Why else are you an MBA?
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Events
INSIGHT 2010 – COGINIZANCE
ELEVATED
Shahid Pervez & Koumudi Chakraborty
IISWBM
Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management in association with The
Telegraph organized its annual corporate panel discussion-INSIGHT 2010 on 29th and 30th
September 2010.
The event was declared open by the institute‟s director Dr. S.N Ray. The first day
witnessed discussion on Finance and Production and Operations Management, with
Mr. Samir Saran, GM, Central Accounts, SBI beginning with an opening address.
The topic for Finance discussion was: Can Kolkata be the Next Financial Hub? The
panellist raised many positive points where they stressed on the fact that Kolkata has a
“talent pool of good quality”. The esteemed panellist gave the corporate viewpoint on
the Investment Climate prevalent in West Bengal and suggested ways by which West
Bengal can market itself as an Investment destination in order to make Kolkata the next
financial hub.
The session was followed by the Production and Operations discussion, the topic being
„The Dark Factory: are we there yet? The audience witnessed an engaging discussion
on automation gradually overtaking human resources in industrial production. The
scope of such technology as well as its implications to the society was thrown light
upon.
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The second day started with a keynote
address from Mr. Chandrashekhar
Ghosh – CMD of Bandhan
Microfinance, who spoke at length on
the prospects of microfinance in our
country and its benefits.
This was followed by the Marketing Discussion, the topic for which was: Sustaining Brand
Differentiation. The Indispensable Element. The esteemed panellists gave a new insight
to the dynamics of Brand by discussing on the challenges the current marketers face
while positioning their product and the important role Promotion and Innovation plays in
overcoming those challenges and the other business strategies, which can be used to
sustain brand differentiation and connect with the consumers.
The event was indeed a learning experience for the students as it enhanced their
perceptions about the industrial world giving them an INSIGHT into the different realms
of management.
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PARADIGM 2010 –
This year, Paradigm 2010 was organized on the 18th of December at the IISWBM
campus, Kolkata. Held in the institute itself for the second consecutive year, all alumni
members were enthusiastic and excited at the opportunity of interacting with their
beloved faculty members and reminiscing about those wonderful memories of their
student life at IISWBM. The event was inaugurated by the Director Dr. S.N. Ray and the
Head of the Department of MBA (Day) Dr. K.K. Roy. This was followed by an interaction
session where the alumni shared their experiences, their distinct memories of every nook
and cranny of the Institute, places where they used to hang out and bond with
batchmates and incidents which evoked both fun and nostalgia. Gift hampers
sponsored by Keventer were distributed throughout the session.
The students of the present batch also participated in the session through a unique
standup comedy act which had everyone roaring with laughter. Also fun games like
the Star Game kept the spirit of interaction alive between the alumni and the present
batches.
The evening continued with foot tapping music by DJ Dits which kept everyone glued
to the dance floor. This was followed by dinner and drinks and finally the evening
ended magnificently with a lucky draw with bumper prizes sponsored by Rene.
The event brought forth many new relationships and reinforced and strengthened the
old ones as well. Old memories were revisited, new memories were created. Memories
were unplugged.
Shreya Dasgupta
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Book Review
Stay Hungry Stay Foolish
- Rashmi Bansal
Tithi Ray
IISWBM (2010-12), MBA (Day), 1st Year, Sec-B
•The Opportunists – This section covers eleven stories where the people did not plan on
it but snatched the chance when they got it.
•The Alternate Vision – This section covers stories of people who are using
entrepreneurship for social impact or their own creative expressions.
If you start off with this book chances are you will not stop without finishing it and hence
this book is definitely a recommended reading and worth preserving for future
reference.
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Confab
Mr. Ashok Mukherjee
Q: It is often said the recipe for success lies in building a strong foundation, how did
IISWBM help you to build such a foundation?
Q: Enlighten us with some of the major challenges you faced being in a prestigious
position of one of the elite organizations of the software industry and how did you
handle them?
A: Rising from the ranks in TCS was an all round wonderful experience. With the
phenomenal growth of software industry from mid-nineties it was a memorable journey
of achievements. It broadened one‟s horizon on regulatory requirements and
multicultural exposure.
A: Its consists of managing the Human Resource Supply Chain Management and
managing the employee life cycle starting with acquisition of talent and ending with
separation formalities. Apart from normal employee life cycle function and HR
administration, the challenge lies in adding value to business.
A: Future managers must have the capacity to learn unlearn and relearn. In a fast
paced environment where knowledge skills obsolescence is the order of the day this is
one important talent that will help the managers to cope with the environment.
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Mr. Abeer Chakraborty
CEO, Bates 141
(IISWBM Alumnus)
We reached there on time, the office of Bates 141 in Park Street. This was to pay a visit
to the one of the most well known personalities who stepped out of the realms of
IISWBM in the first batch of MBA day1978 (graduated with B.Com from St Xavier‟s
College after schooling from Jamshedpur). After a very friendly reception when we met
Mr Abeer Chakraborty he unfolded before us his knowledge, perception and
invaluable experiences……
Q: What was the journey after MBA which brought you here today?
A: The MBA saw me placed in Bata as a management trainee and next as a market
researcher in Metal Box. Spent around 5 years in HTA Advertising also had a business. I
went on to work with Keventers as a Consultant where I had an important assignment
to launch Frooti. After being spending few years as a Consultant in database marketing
of CRM moved onto become the CEO of Bates 141 on 2nd June 2005.
It‟s also important to understand business, the ground realities of business in order to
create. A liberal and stimulating environment is encouraged to bring out creativity. In
this industry the salary might not be attractive but the empowerment especially of
young minds instigates motivation. The variety of products and brands provides the kind
of fun and excitement the youth look for in work, thus helping in better retainment.
A: Creativity can be highlighted as the crux of the business. Research helps in narrowing
down the area of study by determining the size of market and other quantitative
details. Though research narrows down risk creativity remains the most important
criteria.
A: The most common job would be client servicing which would involve writing creative
briefs, acting as an interface between the client and the creative department and
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responsibility towards client. This requires creativity, linguistic efficiency, knowledge
about market, competition, data; efficiency to interpret and timing.
A: (smiling) “didn‟t have a clue” when passed MBA. Mainly did hard-core selling in initial
stages however was keen on the tourism industry. The journey from a salesperson of
shoes and package boxes somewhere took a turn to researching and advertising.- “life
is what happens to you while you are busy making plans.” Actually, everything in life
has a purpose.
A: More advanced technology would be the key to advertising, so new media would
be something the advertising industry would look forward.
A: Brooke Bond came up with a project, which involved making a film to promote their
product Blue Tea Pot in Egypt. In that case, visiting the new country, understanding the
consumers and creating an ad film for them could be an example.
A: Admission in IISWBM was through CAT. The institute was not so famous then and had
a class of about 60 students only but had good faculty and provided good placements
as well. Even though one of the renowned professors taught statistics, could not help
hating it. (Chuckles)
Exams and results were always on time unlike the typical Calcutta University tradition.
Although campus life was greatly missed the fish pond up on the roof , the Blue room,
the chicken stew at canteen and the entire college street environment added to the
experience of studying in the institute.(smiles)
The only complaint was that there were too few girls as opposed to boys making the
competition stiff (laughs).
“Whatever you get, give it all you got.”… One cannot dictate life but one day you
realize everything has a purpose.
The interview ended with general cordiality and as he strolled back to his job after
bidding us goodbye leaving us staring at the example he had set for us
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Photographia
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-: Achievements Section :-
Akshita Chamaria
I have been an active member of the International Award for Young People (Duke of
Edinburgh‟s Award) since 2003 and have received their Bronze Standard in 2006. As a
part of the organization, we are required to show our dedication in four fields- Physical
Recreation, Social Service, Skills and Expeditions. As a part of physical recreation, I have
taken up rowing and participated in a number of competitions. I am a very sincere
social worker and work as a part of the Lions Club International that helped me fulfil
their service aspect. As a part of my skills, I have undergone a training program in
Brainware Computer Academy on Adobe Photoshop. I have been to a number of
camps to fulfil the expedition criterion where I have passed the introductory training on
parasailing, rock-climbing, kayaking, trekking etc. The organization being extremely
satisfied with my effort and achievement awarded me their prestigious Bronze Medal.
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Achievements @ BRIO 2010-11 (ICFAI
B-school Fest)
Finance game: Finertia
HR game: Gravita
1st Position
1) Shreya Dasgupta
2) Pranshul Rawat
3) Enakshi Podder
3rd Position
1) Akshita Chamaria
2) Vibha Keshri
3) Payel Pal
3rd Position
1) Souvik Bandhopadhyay
2) Debashish Pal
3) Arshad Salim
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Quiz: Clash of the Geeks
Debate: Spitfire
Achievements
Kamal Sharma
Position - 2nd
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JOKES
1. Two friends were catching up with each other.
One asked,” So you have got your own company, how lucky you are!”
Other replied. ”Just a small one, nothing to be proud of”.
Disbelieving the first asked.” Small ? How many people work in your company?”
The other ruefully answered “about half of them”.
3. Accountant returns home from office. Wife‟s eyes are swollen and face reflects
pain.
Wife: Look, I lost my contact lenses in the drawing room. I searched for it all day.
My eyes are watering now.
Husband rushes to the room and come s back with the lenses in less than five
minutes.
Wife: how did you find it so fast?
Husband: You are searching for a piece of glass while I searched for the lens that
had cost me 4000.
DEFINITIONS REDEFINED
MARRIAGE: IT‟S AN AGREEMENT WHEREIN A MAN LOOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE
AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS.
OFFICE: A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS HOME LIFE.
BOSS: SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE, AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE
EARLY.
SMILE: A SWEET CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF BITTER THINGS STRAIGHT !!
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Corporate Gags
“You have done a great job” actually means “More work is ready for you”
“We are working on it” means “We have not started working on the same”
“Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means” it‟s not getting done...at least not
tomorrow”
“Let‟s call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, we‟ll talk later”
“We are on the right track but there‟s a need to be some extension of deadline” means
“the project is screwed up and we cannot deliver on time”
“That‟s actually a good question” means “I don‟t know anything about it”
Last but not the least “All the best” inside an office surely means “You are in great
trouble”.
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Biz-covery
1. Though he was the heir to his family's rice wine brewing business, he decided
to pursue his interest in consumer electronics and was the co-founder of the
Tokyo Tshushin Kyogu company.
a) Eiji Toyoda
b) Akiro Kurusawa
c) Taichi Ohno
d) Akio Morita
2. His first book, "The End of the Economic Man" was published in 1939.
a) Peter Drucker
b) F.W. Taylor
c) Michael Porter
d) Philip Crosby
Ans: Drucker
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4. All of the following products belong to Hindustan Unilever except:
i) Lakme
ii)Lux
iii) Fa
iv) Sunsilk
Ans : Fa
1) In 2008, it signed a US$1.5 billion deal to produce films with India's Reliance ADA
Group. Which Hollywood studio are we talking about, also name the founder.
2) Roy Raymond created the first store in 1977 and after clocking revenues of $6
million it was sold to „The Limited Brands‟. Currently the revenues have surpassed
$5 billion. Name the Company.
- Victoria‟s Secrets
3) Name the parent owner of these world famous auto brands Audi, Bentley, Bugatti,
Lamborghini, SEAT, Škoda - Volkswagen
4)Connect
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5) **This organization was established in 1960 by an American who was previously working
as a buyer for Macy's, New York .He left his position and came to India working for the Ford
Foundation. This organization started with exports , before stepping into domestic retail in
1976, when it opened its first retail store in New Delhi, and is now managed by his son . The
products are mainly sourced from villages to provide rural employment in India. Name the
organization and the man who started it.
- JohnBissell, fabindia
- Hallmark
8) He invented Dynamite and now a prize named after him is the most coveted one in
the world
– Alfred Noble
– Lalit modi
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