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Praise For Farang
‘Not only does Dr Iain see the things that make up Thailand,
but he experiences them as well, bringing up unseen aspects
and presenting them to the reader in a very humorous way.’
- Lang Reid, Chiangmai Mail
Farang
The Sequel
Dr Iain Corness
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D ed i c a tio n
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Finally, there were all those people who read the first
book, who went out of their way to tell me that it had
entertained and even inspired them. That, probably
more than any other reason, inspired me to continue
writing. I thank you all.
Iain Corness
Pattaya, Thailand, 2009.
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C ontents
Introduction 11
Karaoke 13
An Admiral at the elevator 17
The bicycles 22
A nation of shopkeepers 27
Thailand’s cost of living 33
Toilets 39
Land of smiles, or land of contradictions? 45
Hear today—gone tomorrow 50
Diets 55
The ‘real’ heroes 61
A night out with the boys 67
Alzheimer’s, and why I don’t have to worry 72
Being an atheist in a Buddhist country 77
The price of Thai virginity 84
The Tuk-Tuk and the flamethrower 89
Thailand—the world’s kitchen 94
Buying a new car—Thai style 100
Being yourself 105
Thailand—a great place to die? 109
How I invented alternative fuels 114
Driving in Thailand 119
2,000 monks, 30,000 locals and one atheist 126
World peace and bouncy castles 131
Education in Thailand 135
Releasing fish 142
Bob the builder 146
An accidental meeting (or three) 152
The state of emergency 159
Gik karaoke bar 165
Two wheels and no brakes 169
Siamese twins 174
Will we all survive? 180
Another Valentino Rossi? 186
A touch of magic 191
News today—chip wrappers tomorrow 196
Base jumping without a parachute 201
Eat your way to good health? 206
Motor shows in Thailand 211
Good karma 216
Marrying the family 220
Thrills and spills 224
The village birthday party 228
Dining out 232
In search of nationality 236
The big fish in a small pond syndrome 242
Dining out & recipes 249
Introd uct ion
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my publisher, Maverick House, to begin writing again.
I signed the contract in May 2008 and began writing,
and so you now hold ‘Farang the Sequel’, thank you for
buying it and I hope you like it.
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Ka raoke
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Farang; the Sequel
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Iain Corness
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Farang; the Sequel
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