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2Luna’s plan causes pandemoniumOpinion
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2010-2011
among students Managing
Editor
Courtney
Cheyenne Boldt behind on some of their kid in school, who wants to completely take out the Cunningham
classes and end up losing do work when you could be kindergarten. What about
Staff Writer their credits. having fun instead? It’s not the kids who rely on school Assistant
There has been a major I think this is really that hard to figure out what to eat? Their parents don’t Managing
uproar about one of the Editor
stupid. I know that I choice will be made. have much money and
decisions that is going to certainly wouldn’t give any Then there is also the it goes towards bills, so Erica Stewart
leave 770 people out of freshmen a computer. The fact of is the student even they make sure their kids Opinion Editor
a job. This is one of the result would be disaster. going to remember what eat at school. So what
choices that Tom Luna had There is no way to put this was taught to them? This will happen to them? Just
to make when he had to other than the fact that is another key factor to the because their parents can’t Colleen Joslin
make a budget cut. Many kids are hard on stuff. If online classes. If one hears afford to send them to an
people are very upset I was given a laptop at it, but does not listen, sees it expensive daycare they News Editor
about it, and it has gone to that age who knows what but does not pay attention are going to be behind the
the extent that his car has would have happened. But then how are they even other students. When does
yet again been completely what happens when the supposed to remember it become okay to reject a Heaven Marsh
vandalized. From spray kids don’t want it and they what was going on? Most of child to a fair education? It’s
paint to slashing his tires, Arts &
decide to sell it, or they them don’t. Online classes never okay and they need Entertainment
and breaking the windows lose it or it breaks? Will the are pretty easy since every to stop trying to cover up Editor
out. There wasn’t anything school just pay to give them answer is only a click away. the fact that that is what
left out of it. Alex Ridgeway
another one? The students who are in will happen.
He has proposed a plan By cutting teachers these classes can either put I strongly disagree with Features Editor
to cut 770 teachers out of out of the budget, they are in the effort to pass, or just this WHOLE situation, but
the budget for Idaho. Then hurting not just the staff, but try to make it up later. there had to be budget
increase the class sizes, Whitney Bell
the students as well. Doing Then there are the cuts, and I most definitely
and increase the payroll classes online is hard. You students that learn better would not like to be in Tom
for the teachers that stay Humor Editor
have to be self motivated with someone right in Luna’s place right now. It’s
on because of the overload to get the homework done front of them telling them not his fault that the state
of students that will be and not get distracted by what is going on. So if they is running out of money. Kameron Yeggy
attending the classes. all of the games that are have a question they can He only came up with this
Then give the kids a just a click away. Statistics answer it right on the spot, solution because no one Sports Editor
laptop computer so they show that more than half while if you are online, you else would help him come
can do some of their classes of the people that are email your teacher and up with anything else. So
online starting with the taking online classes either wait for an answer which it’s not really his fault. But I Chase Petty
new freshmen. They would completely fail, or they have could possibly take days to still think he should revise
do this because with more to get an extension simply receive. So then the student this plan and come up with Photography
kids in the classes and the because the fun factor is too forgets the question, and in a better one. If not, there Editor
cutback of teachers, the strong for them to resist. turn just ends up not caring. will only be more outrages
kids could potentially fall But come on, if you are a They want to and vandalism to come. Jorge Martinez
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Sara Oliver
have school spirit? I think Karissa Larson personality that makes it
Erica Stewart easy for him to hit this list.
Asst. Managing Editor
not! CRHS is full of spirit and
Staff Writer Staff Writers
every grade does their part. Although he acts like “one of
Screaming students, Freshman can be the most There can’t honestly us”, he knows when to crack
baffled teachers, and school flamboyant, yelling and be a student on earth that down on students, and help Shayde
spirit all echoes throughout jumping around like there is doesn’t have a favorite them learn in fun creative
teacher. Who is everyone’s Alves
the building as pep rallies no tomorrow. ways.
begin. All classes separated Sophomores tend to favorite teacher? Actually . Mrs. Holloway is one
around the gym, the be more laid back when it . . the real question is: who of the best also for her fun-
festivities begin. Contests comes to voicing their spirit, should be your favorite loving personality. She Cheyenne
between students, awards, but they dress up the most teacher? It’s quite obvious is really easy to talk to if Boldt
and the infamous shout off in CRHS colors. Juniors, that Mr. Belliston and you need someone, and
all bring students to their as stated above, are the Zuercher fall into the best she keeps kids actively
feet. loudest when it comes to m e n involved. Every student
The shout off, Canyon teachers; needs a teacher who keeps Alexis
spirit. Whether in dressing
Ridge’s most controversial up or in the shout of juniors w h i l e their mind Bowler
issue is a contest to see do a great job in showing M r s . engaged.
which class can show the their love for Canyon Ridge. Holloway M r s .
most spirit by yelling the Seniors, the oldest and Mrs. Holloway Michael
loudest. So far this year’s of the school, also show W r a y i s Chapple
juniors, or the class of 2012, their spirit. Undecided as are the extremely
have reined the champs. to whether they really love Photo by Karissa Larson gre ate s t fun to
women
Winning the stick every time CRHS or they just want Mr. Zuercher have and
for CRHS’s first two years, out of CRHS they never teachers. she is Cody
the juniors are excelling in fail to try and show up the Mr. Belliston is one fantastic Cunningham
Photo by Karissa Larson
school spirit. “They are full other grades. Everyone at of the best because he is Mrs. Wray at making
of craziness and spirit”, Mr. Canyon Ridge shows their outgoing and easy to get sure you
Belliston. spirit in some way, and if along with. His quirky stay on the same page.
lighthearted teaching skills Brittani
Even if the other classes it were possible I would Last, but not least,
make it fun and easy to learn. Eppers
don’t have the spirit stick, give everyone their own Mrs. Wray “slam dunks” this
does that mean they don’t personal sprit stick. What other qualities does list. I won’t tell, but her
he have? Well, it doesn’t age is surprising. It’s her
m a t te r. kid-like attitude that keeps Karissa
Justice
Mr. Belliston
and take additional classes different ways, some have to he jokes Double points for Mrs. Wray! Straub
that are online, or simply learn with verbal style, they about you personally; it’s B l a z e R e q u a ,
some want the online understand more of the hard to be mad. sophomore, also has his
classes so they don’t have to information in a classroom As a former student, own favorite teacher. When
deal with that one teacher setting with a tutor Zuercher and I have a few asked who it was he stated,
they don’t like. Whatever lecturing them. Sophomore friendly jokes in between “Mrs. Watts, because she
their reason taking classes Chad Coats states, “If they us. He’s just like a “big kid”. is cool and helps me with
online could possibly hurt get rid of teachers kids will He is pretty young still and everything that I need.” Way
ones grade for that class. find a way to goof off and a great teacher. He can to go Mrs. Watts! Although T
Most students learn not get their work done, we take a joke while throwing there are many other
better with a teacher, won’t be able to ask for help. them right back at you. If favorite teachers out there, BL
junior Sierra Cooper states, We can’t always depend on he wasn’t such a “big kid” he the first four are top on my
“I would rather have a live electronics; teachers have may not be such a favorite list!
teacher because you get a to have a part in how kids teacher. It’s his fun, kid-like
different experience from learn today.” Students won’t Riverhawk Review Advisor
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Updates on Iraq and Afghanistan
Courtney Cunningham Taliban, therefore they are We are also involved in dam Hussein was captured. Currently for Opera-
fighting back and “A bloody another major Operation, Following this in June tion Iraqi Freedom, Joe
Managing Editor spring is expected,” says the Operation Iraqi Freedom. 2004 control of Iraq was Biden is optimistic. Accord-
In the day to day lives top U.S. and NATO com- In October 2002 Congress given back to the gov- ing to the LA Times in an
people tend to get caught mander in Afghanistan, ernment, elections were article, Joe Biden update:
up in everything that is General David Petraeus. “90,000 Ameri- planned, and in April 2005 Iraq one of Obama’s ‘great
There are also 110,000 Jalal Talabani was elected achievements,’ by Andrew
going on with them and
their families. Occasion- more troops than a year ago, can Troops will be President with Ibrahim al- Malcom, Biden believes
ally they will catch bits on so the troops are taking ac- home by the end Jaafari as the prime minister. that Iraq could be one of
the news about the upset tion in many different plac- Later, in October 2005 the great achievements of
in Egypt and other world es drawing counter-attacks of the summer.” a new constitution was ap- the Obama administration,
news, but where, what, from the Taliban forces. proved and Saddam’s trial 90,000 American troops
and how are our troops? According to xinhua- authorized President Bush was begun in Baghdad and will be home by the end
According to cbsnews. net.com last year, in 2010, to use military force against Saddam Hussein was ex- of the summer and they
com in an article by Mandy was the deadliest year in Iraq. In April of 2003 the ecuted in December 2006. will leave a stable govern-
Clark, in Afghanistan the the ten year battle, with U.S. forced the collapse of Since then more elections ment in Iraq that will be
Americans are on the of- the U.S. losing 711 service Saddam Hussein and his re- have occurred, troops con- moving towards a repre-
fensive side taking away members in the line of duty gime, but Hussein escaped; tinued to be deployed, and sentative government.
areas that matter to the as compared to 499 in 2009. then in December 2003 Sad- the fighting continued.
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Protesting Luna Plan Continued from Cover
Junior, Michelle Times News newspaper, Huddelston in the article made in front of news and some students chose to
Keyes commented, “This News Radio KLIX, Boise “High School students rally newspaper representatives. take the rest of the day off
protest shows that our news station KIVITV, and against reforms” in the After being politely asked and not return.
students have a voice. We multiple Twin Falls news Times News. to make our way back to the Vice Principal Mr.
are standing up for our stations. Upon the arrival of the school by the head police Hicks professionally states,
rights! This should show At approximately 8:50 CRHS protesting body, Twin officers, the body traveled “I believe in their right to
how ineffective the bill will a.m. Tuesday morning Falls High school students 3.1 miles back to Canyon protest, but wish they would
be without supporters;” approximately 650 students peered out the windows Ridge going from 2nd to Blue have done it in a better way
and finally, freshman Ellie met in front of the school of their classrooms waving Lakes onto Filer turning that did not interfere with
Packham says, “This is very and walked about 7.6 miles, and attempting to open the on Sparks and pausing at school.” Mrs. Barnes, teacher
exciting how we have come round trip. The students windows of the school as Perrine Elementary school of 18 years, said, “I am proud
together; it’s a big deal.” began their journey Principal Ben Allen locked to chant; then from there, of the students exercising
The point of the walk- venturing down North down the school in attempt they finally reached their their democratic rights, and
out and protest was to get College cutting across to restrict his students from destination around 11:30 them giving up an absence
attention, to raise awareness the College of Southern joining the Canyon Ridge a.m. Once back at school that counts toward their
and show the student’s Idaho campus on their crowd. about 400 students signed finals. I am amazed and
opinions and distaste to 2.6 mile path to Twin Falls The mob then made back in and continued a proud of the conduct that
the Luna Plan. All opinions High School. The massive their way 1.9 miles to City normal day at school. Other was shown at the protest,
aside, the protest was a body was escorted by Hall in downtown Twin students went back to I’m impressed.”
huge success. The story was approximately 10 police Falls where a series of school without signing into
covered by KMVT news, The officers, according to Amy chants and statements were the office, and unfortunately
The Death of Guitar Hero Pawn Stars at playing the game, There were just as many
Alex Ridgeway but I loved hearing teenagers there as middle- hot air balloon, a helicopter,
Nic Magee
Arts & Entertainment the tracks that I had
grown up with being
aged people!
So what will the Staff Writer
boats, 15th century
handcuffs, a super bowl
Editor played by my friends result of the lack of this ring, old coins, and musical
who were exposed to new exposure be? Fewer The nation and quite instruments.
One of the most popular it for the first time through kids will be interested in possibly the entire world The show shows us
video games of our the plastic controller. This amazing music that they have been taken by storm viewers at home what it
generation has been happened around the will no longer readily find. by a simple television series is like to run a pawn shop,
discontinued. Guitar Hero is country; classic rock was This will also cause a drop called, Pawn Stars. and it doesn’t look too easy.
no more after poor sales of being introduced to a much in the desire to pick up a Pawn Stars takes place When somebody comes
their latest title, “Warriors of younger audience than real guitar and start making in Las Vegas, Nevada, at a in with a very expensive
Rock,” over the holiday usual. “Most of the music real music and playing the Pawn Shop called, Gold and item, they will usually want
season. “I don’t know how on the game was new to me songs they know in real Silver Pawn Shop. It is run by what they could get for
to live without guitar hero,” when I first played it,” agrees life. It is possible that the Rick Harrison, Rick’s Father retail price, but in order to
says CRHS senior Kevin CRHS senior Derek Cook. next Jimmy Hendrix, Eddie “Old Man”, and Rick’s son make a profit, Rick and the
Costa. While the gaming As someone who went to Van Halen, Jimmy Paige, or Corey “Big Hoss”. “Chumlee” other Pawn Stars have to
industry will surely be fine, concerts of Journey, Styx, Joe Satriani will no longer is also part of the crew, just usually take the retail value
what will become of the Foreigner, Boston, and Def even start playing his or not in the family. and cut that price in half,
great music that was Leppard before the release her instrument, and we will Pawn Stars is about which makes some of the
featured on the six set lists of the game as well as after, miss out on some incredible this family (and Chumlee) customers pretty unhappy.
of this? I saw with my own eyes rock and roll that will never just trying to get by with “I like seeing some of
I, along with many the average age of hard be created. owning a pawn shop, and the ecstatic looks on the
people, was never any good rockers drop beyond belief. they are really good at it. customers faces when they
Rick Harrison has been in actually figure out what
this business for close to 22 their items are worth.”
years now, and like he says, A CRHS senior, Kevin
“You never know what is Costa, stated. “It’s not only
gonna come through that amusing, it’s informational.”
door.” Boy is he right, the Pawn Stars is a series
Pawn Stars have seen just shown on the History
about everything come into Channel, with new shows
their store, from civil war on every Monday at 10/9 C.
weapons, old motorcycles, a
CR What color do
you represent from our school?
1) When it comes to home 2) When it comes to spirit 3) During Pennies for Pos- 4) During the pep-assembly 5) After the school day is
games you are... week you... sibilities you... you... over you...
a) at every one, a) go all out, cra- a) donate every a) stand and yell a) stay and social-
dressed in full Riverhawk zier the better, who doesn’t cent in your pocket, its a during the entire thing, you ize, its the best part of the
gear, you go all out like to dress up? good cause and your a lit- are the center of the school day
tle competative for a day off spirit
b) at most of them, b) dress up some b) bring a few dol- b) stay for a little
you have other things to do days, others are just weird, lars, you’re part of a large b) stand, but don’t bit, but leave shortly after
those nights I’m not going to embarrass class yell you think thats embar- you have better things you
myself. c) think it’s for a rassing and others can do could be doing
c) questioning good cause, but you give that
yourself about games, what c) say, “spirit week, the excuse that your forgot c) sneak out the c) leave by 3:20
games i didn’t know it was spirit your money at home nearest door, the noise pm, its time to go home
week.” gives you a headache and do your own thing
this weekend?
a) The latest shown in a) Something with a bit
a) Sensitive or chic of drama…of course.
Vogue.
b) Creepy and weird b) Dark is the only way b) The one with the
c) Fun and outgoing to go mystery.
c) Anything that will c) Something that is
bring a laugh or even sarcastic and makes
a smile to a person’s you laugh until you
face. pee your pants.
Quiz made by Sara Oliver
YouTube: Amazing
It is the largest video sharing
Jorge Martinez website where some of the
Photography Editor greatest talents have been
found.
When the internet A few artists founded
was first created not many on YouTube are Justin
things happened except Bieber, of course, discovered
that it changed the world. by Justin Timberlake, but
A variety of websites have he accepted an offer from
been born ever since. Some Usher and has worked with
have come and gone, but a him ever since. Other artists
very important or well liked besides him were Jason
websites stand above all Derulo, Owl City, and David
others. Guetta. Since then more
Looking for a fun way to start the dirt bike YouTube, the father than a billion videos have
season. Magic Valley Trail Machine Associa- video website has risen very been uploaded and are
high over the past five years. still going into the system
tion would like to invite you on a fun family It became quite popular every day. YouTube has
motorcycle ride. This ride will be a fun start very fast and it all began in overall been used to watch
to the motorcycle season. The ride will leave February of 2005. YouTube anything from your favorite
became a sensation artists to your favorite
at 10:00 from the parking lot near the intensely fast with more and television shows and
corrals on Bell Rapid Road. Call Austin @ more views everyday by the movies. In the coming years
audience. Not only in the maybe YouTube could be
733-0699 United States, but all over replaced, but at the rate it’s
(previous years pictures) the world YouTube became going now there is no doubt
popular and is now a very that it’ll keep on growing.
important network system.
Aries
Spring! A good time to get tan, and we all
bernation, flowers begin to Similar to buds begin- know that you’ve gotten a little white over
decorate our landscapes, ning to blossom, I shed the last few months, so how about a little
and Chase Petty finds more my winter personality and Photo by Michael Chapple
tanning? We’d all appreciate it.
excuses not to exercise. become even more ex- Kameron Yeggy picking a fight
This time of year is so uplift- citing than before. I am with some local snow.
ing that not only spring has much more welcoming and
sprung, but I have also. friendly toward old friends wind in my face. Taurus (May 13-June 21)
Taurus
Nothing makes me and strangers, as long as As spring comes to a
Ever had one of those days when you can’t
more joyful than seeing they are willing to open up close, these changes in my do anything right? Well suck it up! You’ll be
the white demon of win- to me. behaviors fade away and fine. You can do it!
ter- snow- disappear. As the Because of this trans- are distributed throughout
temperature rises, the leaves formation, excitement over- the rest of the natural world.
on the trees grow back and comes me and energy flows In the summer, the
I tend to grow myself. You through my veins. This is bees begin to buzz, beach- Gemini (June 21-July 20) -
Gemini
see, it is scientifically proven why we have wind. When es draw tourists, and Chase
(by me) that a warm atmo- I start to spaz out, nature still doesn’t exercise. You are looking forward to summer break.
sphere is required to mature realizes that I need to slow Why don’t you kick it off a little early? Start
having fun and relaxing, because relaxation
in height. Think about it; down, and constantly blows is important.
My goldfish died! What do I find out who did it and get So have you heard? Oh I’m sorry; I had as-
do?! them back. Not like they did
Dear Reader, sumed everyone had heard. Well a bird bird
though, something better. bird, the bird is the word. Everyone knows
Depressed Wait for a really cold day that the bird is the word.
I understand where your
coming from, but don’t and when they walk outside
Dear Emo,
know why. He just dropped spray them with a hose!
the bomb on me that I was You could always get a new Walla, jerk-sickle. Scorpio (Nov. 23-29) -
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1 Basic Walk
Canyon Ridge High School.
They have dealt with many
love you!” St. O’Stank- “Suck on
Easter Bunny- “Really!?” this pot of gold!”
other small cases like the Michelangelo- “I love all Michelangelo- “I will!”
mysterious log floating hairy men.” Leonardo- “Easter
through the sewers. None Easter Bunny- “So what Bunny, load up and get
of these could compare to is your offer?” ready to fire!”
the horrific and terrifying Michelangelo- “We Easter Bunny- “I’m
sewer monster in their last need another person to be Ready boss.”
case. During this case a a part of the sewer team. The Easter Bunny then
2 Bike along
tragic accident occurred.
Winnie was thrown into a
What can you do?” took his position and let go
Easter Bunny- “I can’t do a load of colorful eggs right
whirlpool. Many would call anything but lay eggs pretty at his nemesis.
this a swirly. The funny thing much.” St. O’Stank- “I’m
is that all of his friends were Michelangelo- “Well melting! Melting! Melting!”
also thrown into this. We there you go! You’re already Michelangelo- “Shut up
may never know how this better than Winnie.” your fine and busted!”
incident occurred but what Easter Bunny- “So what The team came out
we do know is the team is next?” with another victory all
3 Drag your hasn’t been happier. Michelangelo- “Let’s go thanks to the Easter Bunny.
Leonardo- “Who is meet the team.” The pot of gold stayed
dog going to be a part of the Michelangelo and the under the rainbow until
sewer team now since Easter Bunny went back late the next the week
Winnie is gone?” to the lair. The team took a when it and Michelangelo
Michelangelo- “I liking to the Easter Bunny disappeared. They both
already told you that your and were all having a good turned up a year later in the
mom is a great choice for time. Then the team got a Bahamas. Nobody really felt
Get the job!” call for their first mission like fetching him.
4 dragged by
Leonardo- “I
already told you, you are an
also in three months. The
sewers had yet
idiot.” another curious
your dog Michelangelo- “I find disturbance.
that offensive!” Leonardo-
Leonardo- “Shut up “Okay team let’s
and go get Donatello and go!”
Raphael up. Maybe they will Michelangelo-
“I will be the first
5 Ride your actually help me!”
Michelangelo- “Aye Aye to go around the
corner!”
dog Captain!”
Michelangelo left and Leonardo-
was on his way to wake up “Alright, go ahead
the boys when he spotted a and go.”
furry man cuddled up in the The team all Photo by Michael Chapple
corner in the fetal position. went around the This is the prison in which St. O’Stank is currently
Tie it to the It was none other than the corner to find a being held.
6 bumper of
your car
10 Make your
dad do it
Stupid and useless facts one shouldn’t do, because the other hand can use one
Shayde Alves your body’s natural reflex is or both hands, whichever
Staff Writer close their eyes when one they prefer of course. For
Ever read something sneezes. And it’s probably all naturally left-handed
*None of the dangerous stunts were actually performed. Please do in a magazine, a book, on not good to be going people out there, right
not torture your dog by doing them. TV, or even on the internet around messing up your handed people will live, on
and wonder who would reflexes. average, nine years longer
Crossword Key:
ever need or better yet, Most of America’s cars than left- handed people.
Across: 2. Napoleon Dynamite/3.Kung Fu Panda/4. I Love have horns that beep in the The cause of this, we live in a
even want to know this?
You Man/6. The Hangover/7. Tommy Boy/ 8. Titanic/ 9. key of “F”. Always good to world that is more equipped
Everywhere, all over the
Rocky/10. Anchorman world, one sees totally know the key in which I’m with things made for right-
Down: 1. Finding Nemo/2. Nacho Libre/5. Yogi Bear/6. random, pointless facts. honking at people with. handed people, which thus
Terminator According to, mistupid. Apparently someone would makes the world more
com the dot over the need to know this, or else dangerous for left handers.
lowercase version of I the website wouldn’t have
actually has a name, it’s a posted it.
tittle. Now something as Here are some
useless as the dot that goes important ones
on top of an, I, doesn’t need about left handers.
to have a name, because no All polar bears are
one is ever going to want to left-handed. Yep,
know that. not a single one
The website also is right-handed.
says that contrary to Frankly I hope I
some people’s beliefs, it is never get that close
impossible to sneeze with to a polar bear
your eyes open. Unless of to where I notice
that he favors his
325 Eastland Dr, Suite #2 • PO Box 2834 • Twin Falls, ID 83303 course someone tries to
force themselves to keep left hand over his Photo by Brenda Reichenbach
Polar bear from the Albuquerque Zoo in New
208-735-3993 ph • 208-228-5229 fax their eyes open, which right. People on Mexico. Just call him Lefty.
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in late January and one in adventure. Blake Christensen sprays snow while skiing at Sun Valley.
Pictures
of Canyon
Ridge track
athletes at
the Simplot
Games
Photo collection by
Colleen Joslin
Riverhawk
baseball and softball
Courtney Cunningham coaches are confident that
their record with improve
Managing Editor significantly this year. The
When you think