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thursday, april 21, 2011

2 charged with tra∞cking meth


Police intercept drugs from Tanzania Im m i g r a t i o n a n d C u s t o m s
Enforcement officials intercepted
Christopher
Thomas Potts
Alexander
Henry Joustra
the drugs from overseas. is a UNC junior. is Potts’
by victoria stilwell The two were also charged “It was all packaged up,” Hunter His father said housemate.
city editor with possession with intent to sell said. he doesn’t He is being
A UNC student and his house- and distribute the methamphet- “It was ordered through FedEx, held in lieu of
have a history
dive | page 13
mate are in jail after being charged amine. but one of my officers was posing
with drugs. $100,150 bail.
with trafficking of a kilogram of Joustra is being held at Orange as a FedEx delivery person.”
methamphetamine imported from County Jail in lieu of $100,150 Hunter said officers suspect the
PARTY TIME Tanzania, according to Chapel Hill secured bond, and Potts is being kilogram of powdery substance is but can’t release any details. “All he told me was, ‘What they
Learn everything you need to police reports. held in lieu of a $50,000 secured methamphetamine based on field Potts’ father, Charles, said he think it is, it’s not,’” said Charles
UNC junior Christopher bond, a jail official said. tests, but the drugs are at a labora- spoke with his son Tuesday, the Potts, who said he was shocked
know about this Saturday’s Thomas Potts, 20, and Alexander Lt. Jabe Hunter, who works in tory for confirmation. first time since the incident, for when he heard about the arrest.
Henry Joustra, 22, were arrested at the Chapel Hill Police Department He said the investigation is fewer than five minutes. “I mean, it’s pretty bad. I don’t
10th Dive Party, featuring Em- 7:30 p.m. Monday at 1813 Fordham narcotics division, said the two ongoing, and officers are looking Charles Potts said the family
barrassing Fruits, Big Picture Boulevard, reports state. men were arrested after U.S. into how the substance was ordered can’t afford to bail him out of jail. See trafficking, Page 8
and Towers.

unc health care expands


Satellite hospital to open in 2015
by Tyson Leonhardt hospital in 2009.
staff writer Alamance appealed UNC’s state-
UNC Health Care broke ground on approved certificate of need, which
its first satellite hospital Wednesday, verifies the area needs additional ser-
a move intended to alleviate patient vices, but dropped the appeal when
city | page 3
overcrowding at the main campus. UNC conceded to delay receiving
Local politicians and officials from patients until 2015.
Skanska, a global construction com- The hospital will be located min-
MOCHA WITH THE MAYOR pany, joined UNC Health Care exec- utes from Interstates 40 and 85 in
Chapel Hill Mayor Mark utives to celebrate the start of con- the Waterstone development, which
struction of a 68-bed Hillsborough includes the Hillsborough campus
Kleinschmidt talked local campus. of Durham Technical Community
transportation with residents The $200 million project will College.
include a 60,000 square foot physi- The satellite facility will house 50
at Starbucks on Wednesday. cians’ office building in addition to acute care beds, 18 intensive care unit
a main hospital building, which is beds, six operating rooms, two proce-
expected to be about 260,000 square dure rooms and an emergency room.
feet, Skanska Vice President Jim “We’re decompressing the main
Becker said. campus so we can better serve
Construction on the physicians’ patients at the overfilled UNC cam-
office building is set to begin next pus,” said Chris Ellington, executive
week, with completion scheduled for vice president and chief financial offi-
spring 2013. cer of UNC Health Care. “Expanding
The hospital building is still being in Hillsborough will give patients a
designed and is scheduled to open choice.”
July 1, 2015, a year later than origi- Hillsborough Mayor Tom Stevens
nally planned. said he is “delighted” UNC Health
The delay was a result of a com- Care chose to build a facility in
promise reached with the Alamance Hillsborough.
Regional Medical Center, which
sports | page 10 attempt to halt construction of the See hospital, Page 8
PHOENIX FINISHED
A strong performance by
starting pitcher Lori
Spingola led the softball
team to an 11-4
victory over Elon.

university | page 3
DAKOTA AND THE CODE
Newly selected Board of dth/Ben berry
Elections chairman Dakota Dr. Bill Roper, CEO of UNC Health Care , and U.S. Rep. David Price, D-NC, share a shovel Courtesy of Skanska
during the ceremonial ground breaking at the UNC Health Care Hillsborough Campus. The proposed rendering of the new UNC Hospital campus in Hillsborough.
Williams will have to deal
with the a contentious part of
Student Code next year.

city | page 4 Private practices face Global studies may


‘GREEN’ GASTROPUB
A new Chapel Hill restaurant
will join 60 other small busi-
challenges after reform face 40 percent cuts
Schools consider VI is basically to cut the program,”
nesses in the area that adhere Triangle Physician Network o≠ers security 19 percent worked in a hospital- said Gilbert Merkx, director of the

to strict environmentally-
based practice, according to the
American Medical Association’s ending programs Center for International and Area
Studies at Duke University, a Title
by Lauren Russell starting a practice. “It makes most recent data. Between 1975 VI-funded center.
conscious regulations. Senior Writer it prohibitive to start your own and 2009, the number of office- by Elise Young “Programs that have taken
Dr. Sachin Gupta moved to practice from the ground up.” based practices increased by 160 senior writer years and years to build will start
this day in history Cary eight months ago after work- But while building relation- percent while hospital-based prac- International studies centers to unravel.”
ing for several years as an emer- ships with community-based tices increased by 96 percent. nationwide — including seven at To cope with the impending bud-
APRIL 21, 1832 … gency room physician in Florida. groups offers benefits to the hos- UNC Health Care launched UNC — might lose almost half get cuts, the center will not offer as
Entering a traditionally cottage pitals and its affiliates, it trans- the Triangle Physician Network their funding, depending on how many speakers or film series, and
Solomon Pool was born near industry, Gupta never considered forms the industry. last fall. It started with 60 doc- the U.S. Department of Education it will no longer sponsor classes in
Elizabeth City. Pool served as starting his own private practice. “We have a very severe monop- tor members, 45 from the interprets a federal funding bill. less-commonly taught languages
“I wanted to join a practice oly problem here,” said professor Community Based Practices from The bill, which funds the federal such as Persian and Turkish. The
UNC president from 1869 to where the difficulties of running Curtis McLaughlin, who works in UNC Hospitals and 15 with Rex budget through September, leaves cuts would put staff positions at
1871 and faced declining your business are taken care of Kenan-Flagler Business School Healthcare, and it has grown to specific cuts to the discretion of the risk, too, he said.
by a bigger group, so I can focus as well as the School of Public 100 physicians and 21 practices, department. Niklaus Steiner, director of
student enrollment, which even- on taking care of patients,” Gupta Health. said Executive Medical Director And the final decision on how UNC’s Center for Global Initiatives,
said. WakeMed, Duke Health and Dr. Robert Gianforcaro. the cuts will be implemented must another Title VI-funded center,
tually forced the school to close. “There’s virtually no physician be made by May 15.
T h e Tr i a n g l e P h y s i c i a n UNC Hospitals are the three said in an email that class offerings
Network, a physician-led group hospitals competing for private that can operate in more than one Legislators recommended cuts and research opportunities at the
started by UNC Health Care practices in the Triangle area. The hospital,” McLaughlin said. “So if of 40 percent for two funding pro- center are at risk.
Today’s weather that connects its facilities with hospitals want to affiliate with you can get them operating in grams, including Title VI of the “With dramatic cuts, some great
Similar to this time community-based private prac- primary care physicians because your system, you can get all their Higher Education Act of 1965, initiatives will simply have to be
last year tices, recruited him as the medical patients get attached to the physi- business.” which go toward international eliminated,” he said.
H 71, L 51 director of the Rex/UNC Family cian, not the hospital. Dr. Susan Weaver, WakeMed’s studies initiatives at universities At current federal funding lev-
Practice of Panther Creek. McLaughlin said there’s com- senior vice president of physi- nationwide. els, the center receives $306,618
As health care expenses con- petition in reputation and ame- cian practices, said this isn’t what Department officials aren’t obli- annually, Steiner said.
Friday’s weather tinue to rise and reimbursements nities but no price competition in draws physicians to WakeMed gated to follow that suggestion, but He and other administrators
drop, doctors and hospitals are health care, so the hospital’s brand Health and Services. the final cut is expected to be close said they are worried about the
Raining … candy! finding partnerships one way to can allow an affiliated practice to “People want to be affiliates to the recommended 40 percent. long-term effects of large cuts.
H 57, L 55 handle the business climate as jack its price up. not because of what they can and If cuts that high are implement- The cuts implemented will set
well as prepare for the health care “There’s now considerable evi- can’t charge, they’re looking for ed, administrators said they might a new, lower baseline for Title VI
reform’s new standards. dence that when consolidation high quality care,” Weaver said. have to cut foreign language class funds, said Miles Lackey, director
Having a wife and two chil- happens, the cost of health care The Triangle Physician Network offerings, research and outreach of UNC’s Office of Federal Affairs.
index dren, Gupta liked that the net- rises immediately,” McLaughlin can be more successful in negoti- programs, and staff — at a time It is unlikely that funding will
police log............................ 2 work provided financial security, said. ating reimbursement and con- when the Obama administration increase in future years, so a cut
calendar.............................. 2 whereas starting his own practice Of the 750,000 physicians pro- tracts with insurance companies has been focusing on promoting now would not be restored right
nation and world............. 19 wouldn’t. viding patient care in the United than small practices or individual globalization and international away, he said.
crossword. ........................ 19 “It’s not like money is flowing States in 2009, 57 percent worked issues.
opinion.............................. 20 in from day one,” Gupta said about in an office-based practice while See physicians, Page 8 “To take a big cut out of Title See title vi, Page 8
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The Daily Tar Heel Top News thursday, april 21, 2011 3

CAMPUS Briefs
McNeil receives award from
College of Arts and Sciences Williams targets Student Code Leaders
remain
Laurie McNeil, a professor and
former chairwoman of the depart-
ment of physics and astronomy, New BOE chairman wants changes surer and as speaker of Student
Congress. He was also senior vice
considered quitting student gov-
ernment when he wasn’t selected.
received the 2011 William F. Little president of the Association of “But I just couldn’t. That is my
Award at the College of Arts and By Paula Seligson delayed the release of election

calm
Student Governments this year. drive, that is my passion, to just
Sciences board of directors meet- staff writer results after candidate Ian Lee was Although he can no longer par- help students,” he said.
ing Friday. The Student Code is anything challenged for not stepping down ticipate in the legislative or execu- Though he can’t personally intro-
The award was presented by but a bedtime story for most. as student body secretary. Some tive branches, he will take an active duce bills, Williams said he can
Karen Gil, dean of the college, and But for Board of Elections chair- interpreted Title VI as prohibit- role in clarifying Title VI, he said. convince others to write reforms to

for cuts
James Alexandre, chairman of the man-select Dakota Williams, it will ing the student body secretary and “People at UNC-Wilmington Title VI.
Arts and Sciences Foundation board be just that. other high-ranking student govern- gossip to people at Appalachian “The people I’ve talked to are
of directors. It recognizes distin- “I will know Title VI,” he said, of ment members from campaigning State about how bad our elections pretty open about it,” he said.
guished services within the college. the portion of the Code dealing with while in those roles. are,” he said. “They also recognize problems, and
The college established the student elections. “I’m going to read Student Congress passed a bill “I don’t want that to be that way. I think I certainly will have a seat
award in 2009 to recognize the
late William Little, a UNC chemist
it every night before I go to bed.”
That Code title became the stuff
to clarify the wording in March,
but former student body president
Students get wary of it, and that’s
when students see student govern-
at the table when they go through
election code.”
Proposal doesn’t
who worked at the University for
more than 40 years. It honors fac-
of nightmares during a conten-
tious student election season satu-
Hogan Medlin vetoed it. Williams
said he plans to continue revising
ment at its worst.”
Williams initially planned to
Williams introduced a bill to
change another portion of the
draw response
ulty or staff members who follow in rated with complaints running the Title VI and hopes to have a frame- continue his involvement in stu- Student Code, Title V, which would
his footsteps by serving the school gamut from early campaigning to work ready by August. dent government by applying for simplify the funding process for BY Lyle Kendrick
with distinction. candidate eligibility. Previously, Williams served student body treasurer, but he did Senior writer
The award recipient is selected The Student Supreme Court as Medlin’s student body trea- not receive the position. He said See boe, Page 9 With a devastating budget
by the dean and senior associate cut looming on the horizon, the
deans. University has called on all units
McNeil has been a member of to develop response scenarios for
the UNC college faculty since 1984. cuts of 5, 10 and 15 percent.
She is an expert on condensed mat- And though the 17.4 percent cut
ter and materials physics, and she proposed in the N.C. House appro-
oversaw a three-year review and priations subcommittee exceeds
revision of the University’s under- what has been seen as the worst
graduate general education cur- case scenario, administrators said
riculum. it is important not to panic.
She also helped to establish Rather, the University will wait
UNC-BEST, a collaborative initia- for the state Senate to reach a deci-
tive between the college and the sion, said Executive Vice Chancellor
School of Education that helps and Provost Bruce Carney.
prepare science majors to become “I don’t want to make people
high school science teachers. nervous when I really don’t know
what the final budget cut numbers
Congress reviews external are going to be,” Carney said.
appointments, finance bill Once the budget has been passed
by the subcommittee, the proposal
The rules and judiciary com- will go to the House floor for a vote.
mittee of Student Congress met Both the House and Senate must
Wednesday to review external compromise on a budget to send to
appointments and to discuss a Gov. Bev Perdue by the July 1 start
finance bill dealing with student of the next fiscal year.
fees. But the University is still con-
Nine external appointments cerned about what a 17.4 percent
were reported favorably to the full cut might bring after cuts of 10
body, which will meet next Tuesday: and 5 percent in 2009-10 and
Dakota Williams for Board of 2010-11, respectively.
Elections chairman; Wenjun Chen, “All I can say is this cut is so large
Leigh Fairley, Sakibul Huq, Hetali and it’s coming on top of essential-
Lodaya and Anna Krome-Lukens ly about the same amount of cuts
for the student advisory commit- over the past two years, and I fear
tee; Erik Davies for student body it’s going to do irreparable harm to
solicitor general; Anthony Dent the University,” Carney said.
and Anne Stewart Salter for associ- Student Body President Mary
ate justices of the Student Supreme Cooper said she plans to use the
Court; Amanda Claire Grayson, newly created student government
Blake Barrington and Kara Parsons advocacy team to reduce the pro-
for the committee on student con- posed cut to between 10 and 12
duct. percent.
The committee favorably report- She said she does not think the
ed a bill to ensure fair student fees. dth/Daniel Turner 17.4 percent proposal should cause
Sponsored by Adam Horowitz, Chapel Hill Mayor Mark Kleinschmidt discussed the issue of alternative transportation with Carl Schuler, of UNC Hospitals, at the alarm.
chairman of the oversight com- Starbucks on Franklin Street Wednesday. Kleinschmidt rode Chapel Hill Transit to talk to bus riders about the transportation system. “I see it as more of a wake-up
mittee, the bill will allow Student call,” she said.

Transportation talk
Congress to play a larger role in the Carney said the University is
discussion of student fees. hoping for a smaller cut than the
The bill will be discussed by the House’s proposal but is preparing
full body Tuesday. for the worst.
“We will have plans in place
Guggenheim Fellowships Kleinschmidt talks with citizens over coffee ed by yearly local taxes and a transportation
fee added to every UNC student’s bill. sometime in mid-May,” he said.
For months, officials have said
awarded to two professors “It is almost like a pre-paid option,”
by Michelle Zayed “We just want to measure the pulse of the Litchfield said. “People don’t pay anything that another round of deep cuts
Two University professors from staff writer community,” said Len Cone, community out- as they get on the bus, but they finance the will extend into the classroom —
the College of Arts and Sciences Mayor Mark Kleinschmidt put the Chapel reach coordinator for Go Chapel Hill. “We service through taxes.” an area the University has sought
earned Guggenheim Fellowships Hill Transit system to the test Wednesday, want to hear what they want to say because According to the transit website, the sys- to shield from recent budgetary
to fund their future research proj- riding the HS route to the Varsity Theater. it makes a difference.” tem has a more than $11 million budget. woes.
ects. Wearing tennis shoes, jeans and a striped Jon Speer, a bicycling enthusiast and Public forums where citizens voice their “Even at (5 percent), the cut will
William Brundage, distinguished blue polo, Kleinschmidt later met Chapel Hill Chapel Hill resident, said he thinks the town opinion on service adjustments are even mean fewer courses and crowded
history professor, has written about residents at the Starbucks on East Franklin is not safe for cyclists when the group dis- more crucial in light of state and local bud- classrooms,” said Dee Reid, direc-
lynching and utopian socialism. He Street to discuss the town’s transit and mobil- cussed alternative modes of transportation. get cuts, Kleinschmidt said. If cuts come, the tor of communications for the
has also researched Southern his- ity issues in a more casual forum. He said he would like to see the town give town needs to know where to prioritize. College of Arts and Sciences.
torical memory after the Civil War. “Sometimes those formal occasions people a safe place to ride by closing streets Chapel Hill Transit is part of a partnership Reid said she did not know if
He plans to write a book exploring become kind of chilling, and people have on the weekends or on Saturday mornings. looking for ways to make a comprehensive the college was planning to change
torture in the United States. those expectations that the mayor is going “I am an experienced rider, and I’ll ride transit system around the Triangle area. The the curriculum but said the pro-
Monika Truemper, associate to come talk at us,” Kleinschmidt said. on any road around here, but people who are system could include a light rail system and posed English 105 class would
professor of classics, also received “That is not what this is about. It’s about not, cannot safely do it,” he said. buses supporting it. reduce the number of required
the award. As an archaeologist spe- receiving feedback in an informal, comfort- The Chapel Hill “fare-free” transit system “We’re supportive of that, but it is still in courses, as English 101 and 102
cializing in Hellenistic and Roman able way.” was first implemented in January 2002, said the early study phases, and Triangle Transit is would merge.
art and architecture, she has com- While enjoying complementary coffee Brian Litchfield, assistant transit director for kind of leading the charge on that,” Litchfield She said the college has already
pleted in-depth research on Greek and treats, about 15 Chapel Hill residents Chapel Hill Transit. Since then its ridership said. “But we’re definitely involved from a cut $3 million in preparation for
baths. The fellowship will fund a were able to give the mayor and other has increased every year, reaching nearly 7.5 staff and planning perspective.” a 5 percent cut next year and is
book that she will write about bath- Chapel Hill Transit officials feedback about million in 2009, he said. preparing for another $3 million
ing culture in ancient Greece. the transportation system. Though the system is fare-free, it is fund- See transit, Page 9
See 17.4 percent, Page 9

City Briefs
NU and U bus routes to be
detoured for construction
Marsalis comes back to campus UNC changes protocol
Chapel Hill Transit will imple-
ment detours on the NU and U bus
routes on Sunday to avoid Manning
To perform tonight for sexual assault cases
Drive, which will be closed. at Memorial Hall
The routes will be detoured Federal guidelines to be implemented
along West Drive, right on Mason By TARIQ LUTHUN
Farm Road, right on Columbia staff writer by Jessica Seaman assault case separately from what
Street to resume regular route. No Branford Marsalis was raised staff writer the Department of Public Safety
bus stops will be missed. on jazz. T h e U. S . D e p a r t m e n t o f might do, she said.
An internationally renowned Education is trying to initiate an “The guidelines indicate that no
Pedestrian hit Wednesday saxophonist, Marsalis — who is open discussion on sexual assault, matter what happens, we have to
by SUV on Rosemary Street the oldest of four musical broth- an issue that many universities have do an investigation,” Manning said.
ers and son of a jazz legend — is tried to “sweep under the rug,” said “The conflict is that it is not always
A female pedestrian was hit by a bringing his signature sound to Melinda Manning, assistant dean what the student wants, and we need
black SUV at about 6:40 p.m. near Memorial Hall for the second time of students at UNC-CH. to figure out how to handle that.”
the Rosemary Street side of the Pi this season. By next fall, UNC-system schools But the new requirements do
Beta Phi sorority house, according Marsalis will join the North will be required to be more active not define what an investigation
to Chapel Hill police. Carolina Jazz Repertory Orchestra, in investigating sexual assault cases entails.
One of the officers at the scene, playing both the alto and tenor as a result of the new guidelines set “That is one of the questions we
Sgt. Josh Mecimore, said he did not saxophone. Courtsey of Carolina Performing Arts in place by the department. need to answer,” Manning said.
know the woman’s name or condi- The jazz great rehearsed togeth- Branford Marsalis, an internationally recognized saxaphonist, will play Universities across the nation “How much investigation needs to
tion or whether she was affiliated er with the ensemble for the first at Memorial Hall with the North Carolina Jazz Repertory Orchestra. received a letter from the depart- be done?”
with the sorority. time Monday. ment’s Office for Civil Rights The Dean of Students Office will
The sorority’s president, Natalie “He makes it sound as though “To me, they were almost the earlier this month, outlining the work with the University’s counsel
Boyles, said she could not comment he’s been practicing with us for highlights of the rehearsal the ATTEND THE CONCERT guidelines to help institutions bet- this summer to adjust UNC-CH’s
on any details, including whether years,” said Jim Ketch, the orches- other night,” Ketch said. Time: 7:30 p.m. tonight ter understand how to respond to sexual assault policy, she said.
the woman was affiliated with the tra’s music director and a UNC Ketch said that he thinks the Location: Memorial Hall, $10 if for sexual assaults on campus. “The reason they are saying this
sorority, because of national rules music professor. collaboration will be a great experi- student, $30 or more for public. With these guidelines, universi- is because there is the belief that
for her sorority against speaking The orchestra will play selec- ence. The orchestra offers Marsalis a Info: carolinaperformingarts.org ties will be required to investigate some colleges try to sweep this
with the press. tions from the likes of Duke big band sound, and his reputation all sexual assault cases that are under the rug,” she said. “I don’t
The pedestrian was strapped to Ellington, John Coltrane and many could open doors to a new demo- Marsalis, who lives in Durham, reported. believe UNC is doing that. We
a stretcher and taken away from other notable jazz musicians. graphic for the orchestra itself. played on campus in January, when “Right now we do an investiga- want students to report.”
the scene in an ambulance, but Ketch said that Marsalis hardly “I’m excited about the fact that his younger brother Wynton Marsalis tion through the honor system only The guidelines will improve how
Mecimore said her injuries did not ever plays on alto saxophone when these are all North Carolinians, pri- performed at Memorial Hall. if it is what the student wishes,” colleges and universities handle
appear to be life threatening. he is not recording classical music. marily, coming to hear us and maybe Branford and Wynton have an Manning said. sexual assault cases, said S. Daniel
Marsalis’ alto saxophone solos would 80 percent of them will be hearing us But now the University will
- From staff and wire reports. be a treat for the audience, he said. for the first time,” Ketch said. See marsalis, Page 9 be mandated to investigate the See assault, Page 9
4 thursday, april 21, 2011 News The Daily Tar Heel

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Nelson, who just presented in
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“I think our community cares,
which is why our businesses care,”
Nelson said. “People have realized
that sustainability is not about pos-
terity, it’s about abundance. We’re
leading the nation.”
Overbeck said there is huge
potential for sustainable businesses
in the area to grow even more.
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the most educated communities in
the U.S.,” he said. “If you’re smart
and read newspapers and learn
about the problem, you have no
choice but to commit to help.”
Green Plus Executive Director
Chris Carmody said the first step
to getting certified is a survey about
environmental, community, and
business practices, which UNC and
Duke graduate students score. The
program then develops a plan for the
business to become sustainable.
If the business implements the
plan, it becomes certified. Carmody
said this could take a committed
owner only a few months.
Carmody said he wants to
increase awareness that Green Plus
can help local small businesses
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said. “We’re giving them a no-risk
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8 thursday, april 21, 2011 From Page One The Daily Tar Heel

physicians Former President Bill Clinton’s


proposed health reform in 1993 “Now we’re large enough that just by our title vi ity,” Steiner said.
University of California-Berkeley
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physicians, Gianforcaro said.


also pushed for consolidation, and
at that time, hospitals bought out
size, we can benefit with or without the from page 1

“It is imperative that we pre-


has eight Title VI-funded centers,
said Sanchita Saxena, associate
Lisa Rosenberg, the director of private practices. Both the hospi- hospital.” serve as much of this funding as is director of the university’s Center
practice acquisitions for Triangle tals and the practices lost money in possible,” Lackey said. for South Asia Studies.
Physician Network, said health these contracts, Weaver said. Robert Gianforcaro, executive medical director, Triangle Physician Merkx said his center’s programs The center began receiving a
care is one of the highest-regulated “We see you can’t run a practice Network are barely able to operate with the four-year grant this year, but she is
fields. like you run a hospital — they’re Medicaid Services proposed rules have a network that negotiates as a amount of money the center cur- unsure if the yearly allocations will
“Doing it as mom and pop is very completely different,” she said. last March. group not only for our reimburse- rently receives. continue at the same level if Title
challenging, they have to deal with In many of the relationships Gianforcaro said the 2010 health ments, but also computer services. “They’re not sustainable in the VI funding is cut, she said.
a lot of regulation,” she said. “We formed during this generation of care reform is more structured and Now we’re large enough that just long run,” Merkx said. Saxena said the center was
provide them with services to run reform, the private practices keep has more popular support, and it by our size, we can benefit with or He and Steiner both said excited to get the grant, but now
their practice more efficiently.” their independence. is therefore more stable than the without the hospital.” they are sending letters to U.S. she isn’t sure how it will fare if it
The group provides private prac- Obama’s health care plan out- 1993 reform proposal. But even Weaver said WakeMed’s practice Secretary of Education Arne loses federal funding in addition to
tices the ability to coordinate with lines incentive guidelines for net- if this decade’s reform isn’t seen partnerships aren’t directly tied to Duncan asking him to preserve university cuts.
the health care system’s electronic works called Accountable Care through, the small offices won’t the reform and would continue as much funding for the centers “It seemed that we were secure,”
medical records, access to opera- Organizations, which the Triangle suffer because of the connections forming if health reform halted. as possible. she said. “It’s pretty stressful.”
tional support and connections Physician Network had in mind forming now, he said. “We have to remain creative
with specialty and sub-specialty when it started, Gianforcaro said. “If reform stopped now, we have Contact the State & National and active and not take on a Contact the State & National
care providers. The Centers for Medicare and a network,” Gianforcaro said. “We Editor at state@dailytarheel.com. defeatist, hunker-down mental- Editor at state@dailytarheel.com.

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“This campus that we are break-
ing ground on here today is an also allow for more fully private
example of UNC’s growth and the beds.
medical center’s good work, but it’s Bringing cost-effective and conve-
going to translate into great things nient medical care to Hillsborough
for the community and this state,” frees up space at the main UNC
he said in remarks. campus, which is operating at 90
Price said the new hospital will to 95 percent capacity, said Dr. Bill
serve as an anchor for the commu- Roper, CEO of UNC Health Care.
nity and attract new businesses to “The Hillsborough campus is
the area. another part of our long-term
The hospital will also provide strategy to move less complicated
medical training assistance, ben- cases off our main campus and
efiting students at Durham Tech. streamline services on Manning
Ellington said the site is large Drive,” Roper said.
942-6848 enough to handle a future expan-
206 W. Main St. sion of up to 250 additional beds. Contact the City Editor
Carrboro, NC The Hillsborough campus will at city@dailytarheel.com.

trafficking
from page 1

know that I can put it into words,”


he said.
“I guess you just have to experi-
ence to know.”
Charles Potts said his son grad-
uated salutatorian from his high
school, and he has never any prob-
lems with drugs before.
“ T hen he came to Chapel
Hill, and he wasn’t doing as aca-
demically high as he had in high
school,” Charles Potts said. “But
he’s never had any issues like
this.
“It wasn’t a concern. I had never
had any suspicions.”
Josh Tremill, who works in
the UNC registrar’s office, said
although Christopher Potts hasn’t
applied to graduate in May, he is
technically classified as a senior
because he likely came to the
University with a lot of outside
course credit.
Charles Potts said his son has
requested a public defender,
although he hadn’t been assigned
one yet.
He said his son also didn’t
know if his bail could be reduced
today.
If it’s not, he and Joustra could
be in jail during the Easter week-
end.
Christopher Potts is listed on the
police report as a parking attendant
for Bank of America Center.
Joustra, who is not a UNC stu-
dent and is described as unem-
ployed on the police report, for-
merly worked as a barista at Jack
Sprat Café on East Franklin Street,
said Ben Jamin, who worked with
him at the cafe.
Jamin said Joustra worked at
Jack Sprat for about half a year,
although he hasn’t been employed
there for a few months.

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BOE 17.4 PeRCeNT marsalis makes it a case to avoid that.


“I’m not in the trends business,”
and they may not know anything
about me or our orchestra,” he said.
Aside from his music and work as
a professor at N.C. Central University,
from page 3 from page 3 from page 3
he said. “I’m in the excellence busi- The jazz orchestra, however, is Branford Marsalis prides himself on
student organizations. This bill reduction. intense, but respectful rivalry, ness — and that is not a trend. I one of the most visible jazz bands in continuing the kinds of family values
was rejected and will likely be “We rely on state funding for Branford Marsalis said. The broth- can’t afford to be fake or my music the state, said Stephen Anderson, a that he grew up with.
reintroduced next fall. most of our operating budget,” ers are a year apart. will be.” UNC music professor. “I’m practicing, trying to get bet-
But Williams said his main Reid said. “It’s really inspiring to have that His passion for excellence is “The intention here was to bring ter, raising my kids and going on
focus will be the Board of Elections Karen Gil, dean of the College motivation,” he said. paying off, Ketch said. them together; it was never about the road,” he said.
next year. of Arts and Sciences, could not be Branford Marsalis said that now- “My guess is that the vast majority Branford the star,” said Emil Kang,
He was appointed as chairman reached for comment. adays, there is an escapist mentality of these people are really just coming executive director for the arts. “It’s Contact the Arts Editor
by the executive branch and awaits Shirley Ort, director of the Office when it comes to music — and he because they see Branford’s name, great music by local people.” at arts@dailytarheel.com.
confirmation by Student Congress of Scholarships and Student Aid,
next Tuesday, Student Body said the criteria for students who
President Mary Cooper said. get funding will be changed and transit assault now a decision will be made based
on preponderance of evidence.
the honor court’s ruling.
“In our system, if a person is
She said she chose Williams grant packages will be smaller. from page 3 from page 3
This means a person can be found responsible for violation,
because of his passion and respect Carney said the 17.4 percent Carter, the director of public policy found guilt of sexual assault if he they have a right for appeals, but
But budget cuts could hinder
for the Student Code and his desire proposal would also entail less for Security on Campus, which is or she “more likely than not com- the Office of Civil Rights is saying
progress on the transit system.
for a clean election. support for graduate students. a national nonprofit committed to mitted the act,” she said. that the victim also has a right to
“We’ve tried over the past couple
“He’ll just have a standard of, “Even its physical appearance is promoting safe college campuses. “It will be easier to find someone appeal,” Caldwell said.
of years to maintain the level of ser-
‘These are the rules, we will enforce going to look shabbier,” he said. “It will help provide a frame- guilty,” Manning said. She said Crossroads will meet
vice that we have on the street,” he
them, do not break them,’ and really Dick Mann, vice chancellor of work for the proper response and Rebecca Caldwell, the director with the university’s legal counsel,
said. “Hopefully we will be able to do
emphasize to the candidates for all finance and administration, said that victims are properly reported,” of Crossroads, a substance abuse the office of the dean of students
that this year, but you never know.”
positions the importance of follow- his office has been targeted by he said. prevention and education program and university police this summer
A 2010 Chapel Hill Transit
ing those rules,” she said. previous cuts because it does not The requirements are necessary at UNC-Wilmington, said the uni- to determine what changes will
Resident and Passenger survey
Andrew Phillips, the board’s directly affect the University’s aca- because many universities are not versity also plans to implement need to be made in the fall.
showed that 86 percent of users
current chairman, said he would demics. living up to the expectations of the new changes by next fall.
are satisfied with the system, and
bounce ideas off of Williams dur- He said if the subcommittee’s Office of Civil Rights, Carter said. The biggest change for UNC-W Contact the State & National
68 percent would be willing to pay
ing the election. proposal is successful, a cut to “They would rather deal with it will be the victim’s ability to appeal Editor at state@dailytarheel.com.
more taxes for expanded services.
“We have different personalities finance and administration would and keep it quiet,” he said.
“It is a great public service —
and perhaps different approaches, have concrete results around One of the biggest changes with
especially the safe rides or the
but I think he is well-qualified and campus that would be visible to the new guidelines will be the stan-
‘drunk rides,’” said Chapel Hill
will do a good job,” he said. students. dard of evidence needed to find
resident Carl Schuler.
Williams said he dislikes the cur- “I don’t know how we’re going someone guilty of sexual assault.
rent election process, which he says to maintain some of our build- Manning said the University
Contact the City Editor
awards manipulative candidates. ings, how we’re going to clean uses beyond reasonable doubt, but
at city@dailytarheel.com.
“I want to make it so the can- our grounds,” Mann said, add-
didates can battle on who has the ing that air conditioning and the
best ideas and who’s going to help cleanliness of classrooms would be
students the most,” he said. affected.

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Softball pushes past Phoenix


by Jennifer kessinger The Phoenix scored three runs DTH ONLINE: UNC takes
UNC to organize relief
e≠orts for communities
staff writer off as many hits, although they still an early lead against Elon by
North Carolina softball coach trailed the Tar Heels by three. focusing on the fundamentals.
Donna Papa likes her team to The inning ended quickly once
imagine each hit pushing its oppo- Spingola reclaimed the mound, By the end of the fifth inning,
nent down. forcing Elon batters to hit easy the Tar Heels had tallied 11 hits,
And the Tar Heels used that
mentality to claim a decisive 11-4
pop-ups to the infield.
Senior catcher Brittany
a total Papa was more than happy
with. Support expected “Across this University, people are
win against the Elon Phoenix
We d n e s d ay
McKinney said Spingola’s compo-
sure on the mound was a driving
“Eleven hits and 11 runs, that’s
a great day at the plate,” she to be long-term reaching out and asking how we can
Softball night at force behind getting the team back said. help.”
Elon 4 Anderson on track. Going into the final frame, by Kaitlyn Knepp
UNC  11 Stadium. “Lori’s outstanding,” McKinney Spingola had only allowed two staff writer Lynn Blanchard, Carolina Center for Public Service director
“I always talk said. “She never takes a pitch off, hits, and clean fielding by the Tar Days after dozens of torna-
about putting their head underwa- and I’m very proud of her and the Heels secured the victory against does raged across the state, the tion. ATTEND THE MEETING
ter and drowning them,” Papa said. way she’s come through.” the Phoenix. University is looking to extend a While the state doesn’t want Time: 7:30 p.m. Sunday
“You just don’t give the other team But the Tar Heels weren’t con- Spingola continued to squeeze hand and lift N.C. communities relief volunteers in the affected
Location: Campus Y
time to breathe.” tent to rest on their three-run fly balls out of Elon, making the from the rubble. regions because of safety con-
Info: A meeting of UNC’s Extended
The Tar Heels pushed Elon cushion. The Tar Heels answered job easy for the defense. Short stop In a press release Monday, cerns, the University is direct-
down early, scoring five runs in Disaster Relief group
back with four runs on two Elon Logan Foulks caught two to speed Chancellor Holden Thorp said ing monetary donations to the
their first offensive outing. errors. up the inning. the University would be organiz- American Red Cross and the
But the team’s bats cooled off by North Carolina was able to find “Lori’s screwball jams people, ing centralized on-campus relief campus Disaster Relief Fund at food drive, which Martin said she
the third inning, allowing Elon to the holes on the field and capital- and her other strength is her rise efforts. the Carolina Center for Public hopes will begin next Monday and
start playing catch-up. ize on ground balls hit just beyond ball, so some of their hitters were Thorp said the N.C. Institute Service. continue through the end of the
UNC replaced starting pitcher the infield. getting underneath,” Papa said. for Public Health and the Carolina Lynn Blanchard, director of exam period.
Lori Spingola with freshman Sarah McKinney earned two of her Center for Public Service will CCPS, said the University’s relief Christian said volunteers will
Buchholz, and an emboldened Elon three RBI in the inning with a hit Contact the Sports Editor coordinate campus efforts and efforts will be long-term, because place collection bins in every resi-
began a productive fifth inning. to center field. at sports@dailytarheel.com. provide relief-related informa- as the storm caused lasting dam- dence hall prior to move-out so
Branford Marsalis Ad DTH TONIGHT_Layout 1 4/12/11 10:45 AM Page 1 age. students can drop food off as they
“These communities take years leave.
to overcome the disasters,” she He said the group plans to send
said. all food donations to the Food

Branford Marsalis, Blanchard also said the


University will be contacting rep-
resentatives in individual commu-
Bank of Central and Eastern North
Carolina.
While the food bank called
saxophone, with the North Carolina nities to determine what relief is for donations in a press release
Jazz Repertory Orchestra needed.
“We want to hear from the com-
Tuesday, Bill Gentry, director of
UNC’s community preparedness
Three time Grammy winner. World- munity what it is they need and and disaster preparedness pro-
renowned saxophonist. The eldest son then we can organize here,” she gram, said the state is not currently
said. seeking volunteer help.
of New Orleans’ "first family of jazz”
“Across this University, people “They’re still doing some assess-

TONIGHT
are reaching out and asking how ments, and they’re still doing power
we can help.” restoration,” he said.
Extended Disaster Relief, a “They’re going to make sure it’s
student organization that mobi- safe for volunteers to go in.”
lizes aid during disasters, is work- According to the food bank
ing to help those affected by the release, the group is seeking vari-
storms. ous donations — particularly for its
Tickets just $10 for UNC Students The group’s co-chairwoman, hardest hit agencies in Wake and
“…keeps UNC Faculty and Staff: sophomore Tiesha Martin, said
the organization met Tuesday night
Lee counties.
Needed items include high-pro-
15% discount on all tickets
getting more with the Black Student Movement
and CCPS to brainstorm relief
tein canned foods with pop-top
lids, single-serving meals, single
efforts. -serving snacks and peanut but-
impressive.” Martin’s co-chairman, junior ter.
Alex Christian, said the organiza- Agencies are asking for goods
—The New York Times tion will send volunteers to Raleigh including paper towels, napkins,
today to help clean up Shaw paper plates, cups and plastic uten-
University, which suffered heavy sils, as well as personal hygiene
building damages. products.
carolinaperformingarts.org Extended Disaster Relief plans Students can also donate to the
Order tickets online or at the Box Office to sit in the Pit Monday through food bank by texting “40meals” to
(919) 843-3333 M–F 10am – 6pm Wednesday to collect money dona- 50555.
tions for the clean up effort at Shaw
University. Contact the University Editor
The group is also planning a at university@dailytarheel.com.

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Gary Bishop David Hofmann Nancy DeMore Herb Whinna


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966-4557
Jack S. Snoeyink Douglas A. Shackelford Andy Kiser
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Panelists discuss NCAA changes green tweets for thorp


by Brooke Pryor featured prominent figures in the of student-athlete has been lost and
staff writer world of sports agents, NCAA that institutions instead are market-
There was a higher than usual enforcement staff and the media. ing players for their human capital.
number of NCAA violations last Panelists discussed finding a Brad Wolverton, a senior edi-
year, including the scandal that turning point in college athletics tor at The Chronicle of Higher
led to North Carolina’s Greg Little concerning amateurism and the Education, pointed out that many
and Robert Quinn’s permanent role of agents. athletes who accept benefits are
ineligibility and Marvin Austin’s Wilson, an NCAA enforcement doing so to financially support
dismissal from the program. agent, said while the rules forbid- themselves and their families. But
Attendees at the College Sport ding collegiate athletes from enter- Wilson argued that the NCAA
Research Institute Conference ing into contracts with agents are spends more time prosecuting
think something needs to be done. strictly defined, they may not those who accept luxury gifts like
Notable figures in the field of enable athletes to gain as much jewelry and vacations.
collegiate athletics met Wednesday knowledge as possible. In the second panel discussion,
at the Friday Center to discuss “There are Division I commit- conference commissioners dis-
impending NCAA policy changes tees who are exploring changes to cussed current hot-button issues
at the 2011 CSRI Conference. our amateurism and more specifi- in college athletics.
The conference featured three cally, agent laws,” Wilson said. Swofford emphasized that col-
panel discussions, two keynote Jamal Brooks and Joby Branion, legiate athletics are in an era of
speakers and academic presenta- former college football players change and are faced with the
tions complied by graduates and turned sports agents, advocated problem of maintaining a collegiate
undergraduates in the fields of that amateur athletes should not be rather than a professional model.
exercise and sports science and overly compensated for their ser- The recipe for success, Swofford
sports administration. vices. Instead, they should receive said, is not simply wins on the field.
There was a strong contin- a better academic experience. “It’s about how you’re doing edu-
gency of North Carolina staff and “The experience was not nearly cating your athletes,” Swofford said. dth/Nivi umasankar

S
former players at the conference, as fulfilling an academic experi- “It’s the experience they have … and
including former football player ence at Duke University for me as
tudents tweeted at Chancellor Thorp piled and sent to Thorp later. “It’s really help-
about the integrity from a compli-
Marcus Wilson and former UNC it could have been,” Branion said. ance standpoint of our programs.” their environmental concerns today at ful because it shows what the students actu-
athletic director and now ACC “Had I been a walk-on, I would the environmental fair on campus. The ally want,” said sophomore Will Leimenstoll,
Commissioner John Swofford. have probably been better off.” Contact the Sports Editor
The first panel on Wednesday The panelists said the meaning at sports@dailytarheel.com.
tweets placed on a sticky note will be com- right, with senior Sara Rafalson, left.

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in smart, acerbic lyrics and melodies reminiscent of Pavement, but the Fruits still maintain a distinct, modern sound.
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EMBARRASSING FRUITS
u p . B DIVERSIONS: In the spirit of Rebecca Black’s EF: Either Fruit Jammerz or RAM SQUAD
“Friday,” which day of the week would your band (probably the latter).
be (and why)? DIVE: If your band was a religion, which one
EMBARRASSING FRUITS: Probably Thursday would it be?
... I feel like Thursday is the new Friday for college EF: Islamic Fundamentalist Scientologist
kids. Back when our band started in Greensboro, Satanists.
Thursday was almost better than Friday to play a DIVE: What is your band’s favorite place to
LIVE show because lame kids would go home during
the weekend instead of staying in Greensboro,
eat when you’re out on tour? Fast food or oth-
erwise.
WHEN: Saturday, April 23 at 9:30 p.m. which meant more fun for the rest of us. EF: We’re kind of divided on that one. John
WHERE: Local 506 DIVE: If your band was a dance move, which and I will eat whatever. Lee only eats Bojangles
WHY: Do we even need to answer that? one would it be? for fast food, and Thomas only eats broccoli and
EF: Stanky leg. hummus. We all prefer a liquid diet when we’re
DIVE: What is your band’s favorite pick-up on the road.
& ONLINE line?
EF: Is that a banana in your pocket?
DIVE: Which member of your band would
make the best politician, and why?
Get a backstage pass. Watch an exclu- DIVE: If you could move Dive Party to any EF: John, because he’s cool, calm and col-
sive Embarrasing Fruits performance at other location at any point in history, where and lected ... and he he’s got a great smile. He could
dailytarheel.com/dive. when would it be? be mayor of Carrboro.
EF: Margaritaville, 1977. DIVE: If you were going on a date to Dive
OR SCAN IT DIVE: What would the title of your band’s
comic book be called?
Party, what would your band wear?
EF: Jorts with jeggings underneath.
Download a QR Code scan-
ner app on your smartphone
and scan this code to see the
video of Embarrasing Fruits’
performance.

the big picture


DIVE: In the spirit of Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” which day of “smeyes”).
the week would your band be (and why)? BP: New Chapel Hill urban dictionary just added smize to
THE BIG PICTURE: The Big Picture has a little day of the the list! To summarize, to make short.
week that we’ve actually added on to our personal calendars, DIVE: If your band was a reality TV show, which one would
thus making an eight-day week. It’s called “rende” and is a it be?
day of the week that’s set aside for rendezvous. BP: ”The Bachelor,” because it’s the best one. No argument
DIVE: If your band was a dance move, which one would there, I reckon.
it be? DIVE: What’s the most exciting part about this semester’s
BP: Noodle dance. You’ll see examples of this at our fall Dive Party?
debut at Shakori Hills. BP: The most exciting part of this year’s Dive Party is that
DIVE: What is your band’s favorite pick-up line? we’ll finally have a chance to snuggle with all the UNC stu-
BP: Oh hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to bump into you ... Hey, dents.
tomorrow’s rendezvous day. Whatcha doing? Wanna hang? Will it happen — maybe not, maybe so. We’re just delight-
DIVE: Define the word “smize” (alternate spelling: ed to have the opportunity.

DTH FILE/JOSEPH CHAPMAN


The Big Picture crafts intricate, layered pop and rock, drawing on numerous
influences and instruments to create substantial, hook-heavy melodies.

Towers
DIVE: In the spirit of Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” which day of the rain we’ve been having.” TOWERS: Paisley Thunderground. It would star two transgender
week would your band be (and why)? DIVE: If you could move Dive Party to any other location at any DJ’s trying to make it in the North Dakota club scene.
TOWERS: I refuse to answer any question that will help that tal- point in history, where and when would it be? DIVE: What is your band’s favorite place to eat on tour?
entless hack get more press than she deserves. Can people get that TOWERS: The moon in the year 2027. The ghost of Andrew TOWERS: Our parents’ house.
many YouTube hits for something worth watching? Jackson visited me in my sleep last night and told me Oprah will DIVE: Which member of your band would make the best politi-
DIVE: If your band was a dance move, which one would it be? be broadcasting her first television show from that location and cian, and why?
TOWERS: Not so much a dance move. I think the band would be Dive Party LXIII will be the pre-show party. TOWERS: Alex Maiolo, because he’s handsome and influential.
the guy who was dragged along to the club and spends the entire DIVE: Define the word “smize” (alternate spelling: “smeyes”). Also he’s a BOSS!
evening self-consciously playing with his buttons and standing in TOWERS: We only know smite. DIVE: If you were going on a date to Dive Party, what would
a dark corner, gazing at all the women who would never dance DIVE: If your band was a reality TV show, which one would it your band wear?
with him. be? TOWERS: Clean underwear.
DIVE: What is your band’s favorite pick-up line? TOWERS: Intervention. DIVE: What’s the most exciting part about this semester’s Dive
TOWERS: ”Hey Sam (Logan), would you mind please picking that DIVE: What would the title of your band’s comic book be Party?
guitar amp up for me? My tendonitis is acting up because of all this called? TOWERS: The Big Picture and Embarrassing Fruits.

online | dailytarheel.com/dive features music movies Q&A


HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME The Hit Back’s latest isn’t anything HOP-SKETCH AGING WELL THEY SAY ITS NAME IS RIO MEN ABOUT TOWN
novel, but Nina Rajagopalan finds that it still has plenty of high points. Dive gives you a preview of AgesandAges is Portland’s Tim This animated flick might be This week, Dive talks to Last
CONSPIRACY THEORIES Lyle Kendrick takes on “The Conspira- next September’s Hopscotch, Perry, and on the musician’s animated at kids, but overall, Year’s Men’s Ben Carr. The band
tor,” which centers on President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. as well as some information on latest, Dive finds a comfortable it’s a fresh take on a goofy, G- plays a free Hopscotch party at
PARTYING, PARTYING (YEAH!) Are you as stoked about Dive who you can expect to see. (if familiar) set of songs. rated animated adventure. the Cave this week.
Party as we are? Check the blog to find out on a very daily basis. PAGE 17 PAGE 15 PAGE 15 PAGE 16
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Label puts new ear to old sounds Take advantage of


by Jonathan Pattishall
staff writer
One day last September, junior
the area’s scene
H
Southern Studies major Reed ere’s a fact with which
Turchi was sitting on the porch we’re all well-acquainted:
of Kenny Brown’s house in Potts Chapel Hill is no New
Camp, Mississippi, recording one York City. Sometimes, that’s a
of the most eminent blues guitar- good thing. Other times, it feels
ists in America. smaller than the clothes you out-
Though he had just heard grew in middle school.
Brown’s music for the first time But there’s something quite
seven months prior, Turchi was in remarkable about the abundance of
LINNIE GREENE
so much style that it’s wasted
Potts Camp to cut an album on his art and music that can crop up in a
own label, Devil Down Records, to town this size. In my first column fellow Tar Heels, but in a way, I
help bring the North Mississippi this year, I talked about the area’s guess that’s what this column is
hill country sound to the world. titans — Merge Records, Megafaun doing. Sometimes I want to shake
“Sometimes he thinks I bug him and the talent in between. someone out of their headphones
more than I should,” Turchi said of Now, I’m going to tell you why — wake up! You listen to music!
Brown, who he has been visiting those names don’t even matter to Why aren’t you looking at the
often while completing the new most people. venues down the street? If your
double record. “But I think it’s real- That’s a strange thing for the palette consists of more than just
ly cool to work with Kenny. That’s editor of a weekly section com- Dave Matthews Band, how have
the cool thing about Devil Down. prised primarily of music to say, you missed the Local 506?
All the albums stem from relation- and I’m well aware of that. To We live in a time when record
ships with the artists.” be clear, those labels, bands and stores are closing, iTunes is doing
Turchi started Devil Down in musicians mean the world to me, steady business and “indie rock”
June of 2010, in part to help record but for most people, these names is as trite and meaningless as the
the new crop of north Mississippi are barely a blip on the radar. term “hipster.” In Chapel Hill,
musicians. The rhythmic, some- photo courtesy DEVIL DOWN RECORDS/sara brown I started the year hopeful, most of us have four (or maybe
times monochordal hill country Reed Turchi of Devil Down Records (pictured with artist Kenny Brown) has spent long stretches of time in and I’m ending it that way too. even five) years without real jobs,
sound has lost many of its older North Mississippi recording hill country blues artists, whose style and sound are quintessentially Southern. But reality’s like a fire alarm in a real responsibilities or real obliga-
champions in recent years, art- dormitory — no matter how good tions.
ists like R. L. Burnside and Otha picnic and a working relationship understands that. I love to see him bottle-neck blues style,” professor your headphones are, it’s going to We’ve got four years to find
Turner. Turchi wanted to see who developed. Now the All-Stars have paying the dues that come with it William Ferris said of McDowell bother the hell out of you sooner ourselves and our tastes, and let
was filling those giant shoes, so he a track on Devil Down’s last release, as well, the long drives and what- and the album on Devil Down, Come or later. me tell you, there’s more to life
attended the North Mississippi the compilation North Mississippi ever manual labor Kenny Brown and Found You Gone. “Because of Every day, I go to classes with than Edward Sharpe.
Hill Country Picnic last June, held Hill Country Picnic, vol II. submits him to. That’s the real the purity of his guitar style and his people who listen to music. The I’m not above begging, so here
annually to showcase the style. “I asked Luther what the major deal. They don’t call it the blues voice, he was a prince of the blues.” girl next to me will have Edward it is: please, go out. There are
“Recording was pretty awkward difference between hill country for nothing.’” When asked about what it means Sharpe as her ring tone. A boy will worse things to do on a weekend
at first because I was still an out- blues and delta blues is,” Turchi Turchi has collaborators at UNC for a UNC student to start a record be surfing Pitchfork in the middle than spending a few bucks at a
sider,” Turchi remembered. “I had said. “Luther said a lot of it comes too. William Ferris, senior associ- label devoted specifically to north of a French lecture. A professor local club and hearing some great
been down there five days. I had from the underrated psychedelic ate director of UNC’s Center for the Mississippi blues, Ferris put the will walk in wearing a Gang of music.
called all my contacts. I was run- effects of corn liquor, which is the Study of the American South has matter in perspective. Four t-shirt (ok, that hasn’t really If you’re lucky, you might
ning out of money.” hill country drink of choice.” worked with Devil Down to release “It’s exciting. It means the circle ever happened). find yourself in a love affair with
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Rio nal subject matter in an infinite Various Artists and then proceeds to shred it into with country-tinged guitar licks Similarly, if you skip the venture,
regress of meta-consciousness. It North Mississippi Hill Country the fourth dimension of redneck backed by a thick bass drum. The you probably won’t miss much, but
amuses viewers much better than Picnic, volume ii sophistication, the resulting sound album then drops into “Under a you’re also risking losing out on a
With lackluster puns and shal- it scares them. Despite its dearth is so groovy that you can’t help but Cloud Shaped Like a Tomb,” a track good time.
lowly crude one-liners setting the of frights, it’s a hell of a lot of fun accept the bands’ thesis. that rolls along quickly but keeps While Alright You Restless is
standard for family friendly films, to watch. Blues/Rock Kenny Brown’s number is much a an easygoing aura. Perry’s voice fairly standard indie rock fare, it’s
the G-rated movie is a dying breed Ten years after her ordeal Chapel Hill-based Devil Down closer to traditional hill country spills easily over a sharp and speedy undoubtedly well-crafted.
in the film industry. Even last with the Ghostface Killer, Sidney Records has thrown down the blues, with fewer distracting heavy beat, backed by crooning female AgesandAges strikes a balance
week’s top grossing film “Hop” Prescott (Neve Campbell) returns gauntlet again, challenging audi- rock riffs. It’s just good old fash- vocals. between being upbeat and interest-
was deemed too racy for the entire to her hometown of Woodsboro ences to take a bite out of North ioned foot-stomping, piano-rolling Closing track “Souvenir” finishes ing while still staying mellow. The
American populace and was given on a book tour. Ghostface emerges Mississippi blues and daring them dance-inducing madness. Word is, the album with a sensible rollick, bright guitars and catchy melodies
a PG rating for its “mild rude upon her arrival, patterning mur- to see if that blues won’t bite back. Devil Down’s next release will be inviting the listener to spin the make this album the perfect record
humor”. ders with the same slasher-film for- The compilation from last year’s a double album featuring Brown. record another time. Like the rest to usher in the coming warm weath-
Proudly brandishing its mula he used on his first spree. Hill Country Picnic in Potts Camp, If this track is any indication, then of Alright You Restless, it is casual er months.
G-rating, Blue Sky Studios’ “Rio” The film’s greatest weakness isMS., has a smattering of this and a you’d do best to keep your eyes and inviting like the company of an
proves that brilliant visuals and a hefty helping of that — some boo-
also its greatest strength: predict- peeled for that one. old friend. - Allison Hussey
fun-loving cast of characters can gie-woogie here, some hill stomp-
ability. Before every kill, the victim For such a young label, and one
still make for a decent movie, even remarks on how their present cir- ing there, almost equal parts white run by a UNC student no less, this
without the more adult trappings cumstances resemble slasher-film and black. On the whole it’s electric Picnic compilation is well-recorded,
of a PG film. It does not try to turn plots, and how Ghostface should and loud, though with one quiet, well-mastered and well-produced.
the industry upside down, but what acoustic exception. Among all this
kill them if he wanted to be “origi- It might be just the thing that the
the film does, it does well. nal.” Director Wes Craven hilari- diversity there is at least one unify- hill country sound needs.
Set in breath-taking Rio de ously deconstructs his own genre- ing theme, and that is that all songs
Janeiro, the movie revolves around deconstruction each time, but, and artists show the indelible mark - Jonathan Pattishall
an endangered tropical bird named of course, we always know what’s of the Mississippi hills.
Blu (Jesse Eisenberg) who has about to happen. The album’s standout tracks AgesandAges
spent his entire life in Minnesota. At the same time, he pulls our come from Alvin Youngblood Hart Alright You Restless
With a quirky hint of Eisenberg’s heartstrings for the 1996 classic. (“Big Mama’s Door), Hill Country
Mark Zuckerberg still in him, Blu is Revue (“Georgia Women”) and
This is largely due to the return of
thrust back to his homeland where Kenny Brown (“Shake Your Money
its original cast, consisting of actors rock
he is to mate with the last known whose careers are defined by the Maker”). After being discouraged by the
living bird of his species. ’90s decade in which the franchise The first two are heavy, hard- crowds in his native Portland, Ore.,
Of course, the typical antics flourished. edged rock tunes whose blues former Pseudosix frontman Tim
ensue, like mismatched love pair- chords betray the inner softness
Despite its killer first five min- Perry looked to remedy listeners’ dis-
ings and full-fledged musical num- utes, which preemptively gives a of men singing about their women interest with more exciting songs.
bers. But what really drives this finger to viewers who detest the -— which conveniently happens to Thus AgesandAges was born.
film is its visual element. “Rio” has ultra-meta enterprise, the film be the subject of both songs. “Big The group’s debut effort, Alright
made the best use of 3D technol- layers itself to death. This movie Mama’s Door” is simultaneously You Restless, does well to make the
ogy of any movie in recent memory. within a movie within a movie can’tseismic and anthemic, crashing like listener want to move with its danc-
Painted with expansive blue skies take any plot-step forward without a wave of sound that demands to be ey but unobtrusive tunes. “Exciting”
and lush tropical greens, “Rio” is a put on repeat and left there for a day
self-analysis, which grows tiring at may not be the first word that comes
visual treat. times. or two. to mind, but at the very least, it’s far
As far as animated films in But the ultimate success of the “Georgia Women” is further out from boring.
2011, it does not have the original- film is the promise it keeps: an there. It’s an eight-minute attempt The record has an overall pol-
ity or intellectual self-awareness of uproariously fun viewing experi- to hammer home one single rhe- ish that makes the band sound
“Rango”. However, what Rio does ence which introduces a unique, torical point: the superiority of girls seasoned. The mastering breaks
provide is an acceptably predict- if overwhelming, slasher-film for- from the land of peaches. To that through just enough to make record
able animation that can please the mula. Any other way would have end, singer Daniel Coburn reminds feel professional, but there’s still an
masses. Already a proven success been a stab in the back. us that “them Georgia women shake informal edge that gives the album
in the overseas box office, the film ’em down.” When guitarist Cody an air of honesty and reality.
has a certain universal appeal that -Rocco Giamatteo Dickinson electrifies a washboard, “No Nostalgia” opens the record
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q&a with last year’s men’s ben carr


Last Year’s Men has a moniker to make it sound like we wanted it educated about the genre or sub-
derived from a Leonard Cohen to sound. Then he took a liking to genre you’re trying to write in. ATTEND THE SHOW
song and suggests a group of older, us and asked if he could sign on to Once all those influences come Time: 10 p.m. Friday, free
world-weary men. The surprising produce the whole thing. together from a bunch of different Location: The Cave
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Dive: Do you go for the vinyl fucking amazing. It’s a really great
or are you a CD person?
garage-rock that belies their young on the record, and for Dan and I to way to support the independent
years. eventually become friends — it was BC: Definitely vinyl. Churchkey music scene and help people get
This Friday, the band will play a cool experience. first approached us and wanted exposed to more music.
a Hopscotch launch party at The us to do a CD. We signed on just
Cave with fellow Chapel Hill music
Dive: Your label bio describes because we wanted a release. But
Dive: How do you feel playing
your band as “The kind of music a local show after being out on the
makers and Dive Party alums then we kept on pushing after we
nerd that has to know every b-side road for a while?
Spider Bags. Diversions staff writ- signed the papers, and we were
and bootleg by the artists he’s BC: Playing a local show after
er Anna Norris talked to guitarist like, “Hey, when are we going to be
into.”
and vocalist Ben Carr about his on vinyl. We don’t like the sound being out on the road is such a
How does that intensity and refreshing experience.
approach to songwriting, vinyl and of CDs.”
focus influence your music? If you just play local shows for
the merits of playing local shows. I think I own about 40 CDs, and
Diversions: You’re playing BC: Well, pretty much every- I own a lot more records. a few months, you’re like, “OK,
with Spider Bags at the Cave for the
one in the band are record nerds.
Especially Montgomery (Morris),
Dive: Did you pick up any- great, we’re playing another local
show,” and you kind of take it for
Hopscotch preview show. The lead thing good for Record Store Day?
now he’s part of the band. granted.
singer of Spider Bags, Dani McGee, BC: I actually did not, due to Then you come back from being
But it definitely influences the
helped produce your record Sunny some complications in my personal out on the road, and it’s like a whole
songwriting a lot, because you
Down Snuff. How did that come life. I didn’t end up making it out. I new experience.
hear the A-side of something, then
about? went last year, it was really amaz- It’s all your friends, it’s new peo-
you want to hear the B-side, then
Ben Carr: It started off as a you just dive into more and more ing. ple, it’s usually more people than
relatively hands-off thing. He came genres and sub-genres and you I played an in-store over at what you experience when you’re
in and was just going to work with kind of become more and more Chaz’s [Martenstein, of Bull City playing a new town. photo courtesy churchkey records/jeremy m. lange
us the first couple of days and set influenced by it. Records] place. It’s a lot more supportive, and Last Year’s Men melds earworm ‘50’s melodies with the garage rock
up mics and help figure out how You just kind of become more But yeah, Record Store Day is quite frankly a lot more fun.
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Album from the Vaults: Three
R.E.M., Murmur: The ‘80s produced Motorco | If the Frank Fairfield
few things more masterful and show earlier this week at The
Wristbands on pitch-perfect than R.E.M.’s Murmur.
This 1983 classic takes a softer
Pinhook wasn’t enough old time
music to get you through the end
sale online now attack than the band’s later work,
as its title might suggest. It’s almost
of the semester, look no farther
than this Motorco show. Pokey’s no
unrecognizable compared to the Southern boy, but he sure can pick
by Joseph Chapman group’s other records, but one and croon like one. If the weather
assistant diversions editor
listen to this gem will remind you cooperates, this gig ought to be
Last year’s Hopscotch Music of just how potent the Athens, Ga., an ideal opportunity to head out
Festival was a success by almost band’s songwriting can be. on a spring afternoon and explore
any metric. Durham (before or after). 4 p.m., $5
Wristbands sold out, venues Movie from the Vaults:
were packed and fans were tweet- TUESDAY
“Nine to Five”: Dive would lie and
ing their support. But for the say that we love this movie because Yelle
bankrollers, Raleigh’s Independent it’s full of girl power, but truth be
Weekly, the first year festival wasn’t Cat’s Cradle | Catching Yelle at the
told, we’re in this 1980 film for Cradle is a rare opportunity to see
exactly in the black. Voices, Drive-By Truckers and the Dolly (Parton, that is). The, uh,
In a column titled “Hopscotch Superchunk. badass chicks, French folks and
buxom actress takes the cake as a quirky, comic-book-esque visuals
II?” the Independent’s president What sets Hopscotch apart from workplace vigilante, and you can
and owner Steve Schewel admitted the typical national-circuit pit stop unite. This is the kind of music that
catch this flick on cable regularly. you can dance to in your room like
that hosting the three-day party in is its mix of big name acts and local
downtown Raleigh was certainly artists. Events: a maniac without feeling too guilty
an investment — the paper lost The bill is split almost down the about it, and live, Yelle ought to get
Thursday folks the Cradle shaking what their
almost $50,000. middle in terms of the national-
There were a lot of reasons why to-local ratio, and Chapel Hillians Broken Water and In The Year Of mamas gave them. French Horn
Hopscotch 2010 should have been Lost in the Tress, Mandolin Orange The Pig Rebellion opens. 9 p.m., $20
a flop. The Independent employ- and Spider Bags are featured All Day Records | Catching Olympia, The Fresh & Onlys
ees and festival organizers Greg among others. Washington’s Broken Water is a Kings Barcade | California’s Fresh &
Lowenhagen and Grayson Currin “Really, the majority of the rare treat for local fans, especially Onlys is the perfect mix between
are the first to admit their lack of bands, when we say local, are com- at Dive’s favorite price of absolutely stick-your-tongue-out garage rock
qualifications, and with booking ing directly from the Triangle,” free. The West Coast band’s sludgy, and a ‘50s prom, equal parts mel-
giant A.C. Entertainment starting Lowenhagen said. “That’s inten- dreamy soundscapes should go low and pointed. The band’s songs
festivals like Moogfest just a few tional on our part and it’s some- well with local favorites In The Year amble forward on languid bass
hours west, the market was satu- thing we want to do annually, year of the Pig, whose music is the sonic lines and lazily strummed guitars,
rated. after year.” equivalent of a drum-powered fire- and it’s the kind of summer leth-
And yet the Independent’s owner It’s impossible to measure the cracker. 8 p.m., Free argy that Dive’s ready to hear live.
had no remorse about sinking five impact of a festival like Hopscotch saturday Crocodiles and Young Prisms also
figures into Hopscotch. on the Triangle’s music commu-
Pokey LaFarge and The South City play. 9:30 p.m., $10
“Besides,” Schewel writes, nity. Bigger names draw in bigger
implicitly answering his col- crowds and local bands gain more
umn’s question, “Next year Greg exposure, building the size of the

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18 thursday, april 21, 2011 News The Daily Tar Heel

Local commerce chamber fastest growing in NC


by Brian Fanney serve its members by having access Preservation Society, said the their commitment to business. “Our job is to help small busi- and their employees.”
staff writer to a larger network of small busi- chamber will help him make the “We’re out there trying to pro- ness to become more successful,” Branson said increased mem-
A recent membership drive nesses. connections that he needs for the mote a lot of business,” Dollar Nelson said. bership would help make the orga-
established the local chamber of The chamber utilized the servic- organization to succeed and have said. “We look forward to giving a nization stronger.
commerce as the fastest growing es of Your Chamber Connection, a a positive impact on the commu- Chamber President and CEO return on their investment.” “We’re really thrilled at the
in North Carolina. company that conducts member- nity. Aaron Nelson said the chamber’s Chamber vice president for results,” Branson said.
The Chapel Hill- Carrboro ship events, to organize more than “We’re trying to preserve not public policy agenda attracted membership Meg Branson said “When our business and non-
Chamber of Commerce added 285 200 volunteers in the campaign only the history but the commerce members. the chamber’s money-saving part- profit leaders came together with
new members between April 5 and and raise $101,000 in new mem- of Chapel Hill,” Dollar said. “In this Public policy goals include nerships were incentives for many this common goal we were really
April 7. bership dues. economy, being able to make more improving and maintaining to join. able to produce some amazing
The membership drive broke the Although not a small business, connections is important.” infrastructure, improving access “We’ve got a great service called results.”
state record for chamber member- the Preservation Society of Chapel Dollar said recent programs to customers and increasing par- the Small Business Health Service,”
ship events. Hill is one of the new members. such as the preservation society’s ticipation in the business com- Branson said. “It offers affordable Contact the City Editor
It will help the chamber better Ernest Dollar, director of the mural restoration project prove munity. health care to chamber members at city@dailytarheel.com.

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twins and almost 7 year-old in south- Care seeking healthy, non-smoking apartment. Quiet condo community. W/D,
heat. Available June or July for $1,225/mo. closets, ceiling fans, extra storage,
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hrs/wk (flexible) for 2 year-old girl for private entrance, parking. Quiet graduate STUDENT CLERiCAL ASSiSTANT needed home cleaning and meal preparation avail-
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www.hilltopproperties.net. mum shift. Email resume with references
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resume, availability and contact info to mo, water included. Occupancy early June. 1BR, WALK TO CAMPUS. Friendly Lane. spa- to leslie_schreiner@med.unc.edu or call ner or mate. By now you should know require a compromise or use of your
nannyinchapelhill25@gmail.com. 919-967-7603. cious 1/2 of duplex. Hardwood floors, park- 919-966-4432. how much you can spend. Accept a gift. hidden resources. There’s plenty of good
ing, available August. Rare find. 929-1188.
www.hilltopproperties.net. Just reduced
PART-TiME BUS DRivER NEEDED: Monday Sublets Follow a strong recommendation. work ahead.
thru Friday 2:30-5pm to transport people Taurus (April 20-May 20) Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Announcements Announcements $875/mo. 919-968-6939. with developmental disabilities. Must have SUMMER SUBLET $414/MO. Furnished 1BR Today is a 9 - You have no trouble get- Today is an 8 - it’s easy to get distracted
OAKS AND CEDARS, QUiET LiviNG, COUN- CDL license and good driving record. Apply in a 3BR/2BA. Rent anytime 5/9 thru 7/31. ting your message across. Keep team by financial obligations and forget about
TRY HOUSE. 54 West. 10 minutes to Carr- online at www.rsi-nc.org. Stratford Hills, close to campus, pool, gym, communication channels open. Accept loved ones. Find a way to balance it all.
boro, Park and Ride, UNC. Friendly environ- FACiLiTY, ACTiviTY SUPERviSOR: Recreation free parking. Call 301-832-1249. a wisdom from a friend who can guide Take a walk and give thanks for what
ment. 14X12, $325/mo. 12X11, $300/mo. and Parks Department (facilities division). past fears that have detained you. you’ve got.
The Daily Tar Heel office will 28X14, $380mo. Private bath, shared utili-
ties, $200 deposit. kmscott44@gmail.com,
Part-time temporary. Work hours vary ac- gREAT SUMMER SUBLET Gemini (May 21-June 21) Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
cording to the Century Center’s program 3BR house on North Columbia Street. Each Today is a 7 - Art and creativity take over.
be closed Friday, April 22nd 919-260-3836. schedule (5-20 hrs/wk); staff needed to cover
day, evening and/or weekend programs.
bedroom rented separately. Walking distance
Today is a 9 - it’s a good time to ask for
money, whether it be a raise, an invoice Work/play with a loved one and you’ll
QUiET CARRBORO 3BR RANCH available to downtown and campus, located on 2 bus- get more satisfaction. Replace something
for Good Friday June 1. Hardwood floors, W/D connections,
nice yard with room for garden. Bus or
Position provides audiovisual support for
center programs, handles set up of tables
lines. includes living room, kitchen, laundry
room. Each room is $450/mo +utilities, but
or a donation for a fundraiser. Use some
of what you personally earn to feather volatile with something secure.
bike to campus, $1,200/mo. Fran Holland and chairs and greets customers. Good com- your nest. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
open to negotiation. For more information or
Deadlines for Properties: herbholland@intrex.net or call munication skills are required. Audiovisual photos, email cparker1013@gmail.com. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7 - The next four weeks are
Mon., April 25th issue: 919-968-4545. skills preferred. Pay rate: $9/hr. Open until Today is a 9 - You’re entering a highly good for wrapping yourself in arms of
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lyne area. On busline. W/D, dishwasher, out a plan for the future you want, and
www.townofcarrboro.org. EOE. 5/29 thru 8/15. 1BR/1BA. Laurel Ridge
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LOvELY, QUiET 1BR APARTMENT with ga- SUMMER SUBLET! 4BR house in Carrboro. project. Find satisfaction with cost-effec-
um Seating! $8/hr. with Tar Heel Ath- Good manners get you forward faster.
Tues., April 26th issue: rage. Grad students, professionals only.
letic Hospitality. Must be available to
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ful. For the next month, your assets gain
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‘Voice of the Tar Heels’ to retire after 40-year career


by Brandon Moree “My presentation during these director Homer Rice approached tent that it would be done right,” Durham and his captivating voice he tells it like we want to hear it.’”
assistant Sports Editor past seasons, over the 2010-2011 him about the position. Durham said. have remained a constant in the Baddour said.
When North Carolina fans turn season, was not always what I “When I started, I had no time- Though UNC has often been program.
on their radios to tune into UNC wanted, so I knew it was time,” table as to how long I wanted to do a single stop in the journeys of “My favorite saying about Woody Contact the Sports Editor
games next season, the “Voice of Durham said. “I wanted it to be my it, certainly not 40 years, but good coaches and players over the years, is Woody doesn’t tell it like it is, at sports@dailytarheel.com.
the Tar Heels” will be a less famil- decision and not that of somebody gracious, what a ride,” Durham
iar one. else a few years from now.” said. “So many consider me a part
Tar Heel Sports Network play- An Elite Eight appearance after of Carolina and I thank them for

Satisfy CI Gen Ed with COMM 629 in Maymester. Summer School at Carolina.


by-play announcer Woody Durham an up-and-down season might that compliment.”
announced his retirement at a seem like a pedestrian finale for a Durham was employed by
press conference Wednesday. The career that has included coverage Learfield Sports, but UNC athletic
broadcaster has called UNC games of four UNC national champion- director Dick Baddour said the
summer.unc.edu

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for 40 years. ships — but not to Durham. University will be involved in the
During his time in the booth, “The thing about it is,” he said, process of finding his replacement.
Durham witnessed more than “I couldn’t be more proud of Butch Both of Durham’s sons are in the Worst case scenario
1,800 football and basketball Davis and Roy Williams with the sports broadcasting industry and The University is preparing for as
games, including 23 bowls and 13 way they handled these past sea- are potential candidates for the high as 15 percent budget cuts. See
Final Fours.
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He said that recently he has not
1 4/14/11
sons.”
The 1963 UNC graduate started
job.
“If it would happen to be anoth- games pg. 3 for story.
been living up8:35 AMown
to his Page 2
standards. calling games in 1971 after athletic er Durham, I could walk away con- Tornado relief
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Level: 1 2 3 4 UNC is organizing relief efforts


for tornado victims across the state.
See pg. 10 for story.
after graduation, your general alumni Complete the grid
so each row, column Changing the rules
association can help you soak up all the and 3-by-3 box (in
bold borders) con- Notable college athletics officials
met do discuss NCAA violation
tains every digit 1
news about Carolina and your classmates. to 9. policy. See pg. 11 for story.
Solution to
Head for the hills
Wednesday’s puzzle
Senior Reed Turchi started a music
label to record Mississippi-style hill
country music. See pg. 14 for story.

Promoting business
The local chamber of commerce
was named the fastest-growing in
the state. See pg. 18 for story.

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LT. Jabe Hunter, on intercepting a meth delivery


EDITORIAL CARTOON By Connor Sullivan, cpsully@email.unc.edu

Featured online reader comment:


“We need to stop acting like Chapel
Sarah Dugan
On Wellness & Wellbeing
Hill’s liberal values will be accepted
Senior environmental health science
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across the state.”
E-mail: sdugan@email.Unc.Edu Tom, on why Alcohol Law Enforcement should
keep its funding.

All that LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

you ever
Kvetching board™
Offense to inane jokes a kvetch:
detriment to feminism

wanted
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
TO THE EDITOR: As a graduating senior, I’d like
In response to Ms. Preuss’ to leave my fellow Tar Heels

to know
letter (“Stand-up performance with the greatest advice I can:
shows bigotry on campus,” The UL is the best place to
April 13), we would like to offer poop on campus.
a defense of the UNC comedy
Dear N.C. State students:

W
team. To sum up Ms. Preuss’
hat I’ve figured out over argument: Every “contestant” Sorry that a letter to the

Innovate, then incubate


the past four years is at the Cody Hughes Stand-Up editor offended you; I didn’t
that the knowledge you Spectacular made “at least one know you had time to read in
get in the classroom is just the extremely degrading anti-wom- between feeding your chickens
beginning of your college educa- an joke,” UNC’s student come- and plowing the fields.
tion (I know it sounds cliché, but
stick with me). College classes The University’s ongoing innovation efforts should be dians are chipping away at “the
true progressiveness and human
Black Falcon 2.0: Harrison
Barnes Returns. With John
are good enough for sparking
your interest in a subject, but it’s paired with more space for start-ups to locate here decency on this campus” with
their “bigotry” and one of the
Henson, Kendall Marshall and
Tyler Zeller. Directed by Roy

H
up to you to grab hold of an issue comedians should get his penis Williams. Coming Fall 2011
you learn about in class and run ome to one of the iPhone and Android apps, have Innovate@Carolina initiative.
scalded if he ever tries to stick it to an arena/TV/aircraft carrier
with it. world’s best research already relocated to other parts It will be important to see how near you.
in coffee.
It could be anything from the universities, Chapel of the triangle due to Chapel county officials intend to marry While we empathize with
AIDS pandemic to the crisis in Hill seems like the perfect Hill’s lack of incubator space. the push for developing fresh To the student who emailed
the feminist plight, we believe our entire chemistry
the Middle East to global warm- place for entrepreneurial start- It’s not from a desire to be else- incubator space with the aims this criticism misrepresents the
ing — but whatever it is, take the lecture with a description
ups. Great ideas are born here. where, but rather a necessity. of Thorp and the University. show. It wasn’t two hours of men of a “dude” whom she met
inspiration you feel after learning It stands to reason they should Two Toasters is now located Judith Cone, special assistant making disparaging remarks
about the issue and find a group and needed to give her
grow up here, too. at “American Underground,” an to the Chancellor for innova- about women. It wasn’t even two correct phone number to:
on campus that will get you minutes. In claiming that every
The only thing which seems impressive facility in Durham tion and entrepreneurship, says That is adorable.
involved! comedian was misogynistic, Ms.
But that’s just my advice. to be currently missing is a dedicated to young start-ups. that while it’s still early, there is To the guy sitting next to me
literal space for businesses That facility is 26,000 square already some dialogue. Preuss also appears to have for-
You’ve been hearing my opinion gotten a female comedian’s per- also randomly bursting into
all year, and I’m sure by now to locate in. With UNC’s own feet of space designed specifi- “There’s a lot of goodwill — a laughter: Dude, we are so high
innovation efforts, there’s great cally with collaboration and lot of interest,” she said. formance that night. It seems a
you’ve had enough. So I asked bit sexist. right now.
some other upperclassmen what potential for synergy with a innovative interaction in mind. I t ’s p o s i t i v e t h a t t h e Sorry darling, but just because
If joking about second base
their advice to underclassmen county-wide effort. Fortunately, our economic University and the county are phone sex, getting nosebleeds he walks you back to your
would be. Here are their wise, With a high degree-holding development officials are finally seeking out synergies. when sexually aroused, and dorm doesn’t make it a half
witty, and somewhat quirky population density, Chapel starting to realize the problem. And any collaboration on sneaking into a girl’s house walk of shame.
responses on how to live well Hill has just about everything If passed in November, the forming incubator space would pants-less is “anti-woman,” then
during your college years: Dear Alert Carolina, would
a town would need to foster proposed quarter-cent sales tax make a great addition to the lock these guys up. But it’s not. you have even texted me if a
n Chasity Chan: “Welcome to entrepreneurial endeavors. increase would be used in part current innovation efforts Ms. Preuss vilifying an entire
UNC-Chapel Hill, where your tornado had touched down on
Yet Chapel Hill feels woe- to fund the catch-up growth underway. comedy show based on her own campus?
best is not enough. So don’t take misunderstanding of comedy is a
it too hard if you get a C on your fully behind. Start-ups have and development of incubator The entire research Triangle Dear future employer: You
little room to grow, and Orange space for start-ups to develop affords incredible access to detriment to the feminist cause.
first exam or paper. That’s just Letters like hers only fuel the want me to get 500 responses
reality giving you a friendly slap County lacks the vision of innovative ideas. great minds. If it means hav- in a week? Are you f---ing
backlash against feminism.
in the face. College will eventually other parts of the Research Chancellor Holden Thorp ing the space to function, busi- serious? https://www.survey-
After four years of perform-
teach us to punch life back in its Triangle. Companies such as has made entrepreneurial nesses won’t hesitate to go 15 ing for UNC, Cody Hughes monkey.com/s/musictrends
face, but really, that’s ultimately Two Toasters, which develops innovation his legacy with the minutes down the road. deserves a better exit. His last People, please, quit putting
up to you. Learn to dominate, performance on campus should screenshots of your fall sched-
tolerate and most important of all, not have been overshadowed by ule on Facebook. Do you really

Clearer standards
celebrate senior style. Take this one girl’s inaccurate rant. All the think anybody cares?
advice from a person who could’ve comedians put on a great show,
turned into a stripper but opted To the person who pulled the
and we weren’t offended one Granville Towers fire alarm
to get a college education instead. bit. In fact, as “thinking, feeling
Don’t get it? Read my name at the tonight — if we didn’t know
beginning of the quote.”
n Caroline Guerra: “Don’t
New harassment policy should encourage reporting human beings” (and women), we
were laughing.
who our friends were sleeping
with before, we know now!

T
spend half of your undergraduate he University’s initia- especially the full implications can set them back so much that To the classy couple having
Meera Jagannathan
life in Davis — mix it up! There tive to rewrite its sexual of reporting an instance of they have no choice but to take Junior sex in the 10th floor study
are fun coffee shops all over the harassment policy is harassment. another semester. Public Policy lounge of Morrison on Friday
place. My best papers were writ- a much-needed step toward The current version led at The committee in charge night: You can find yourselves
ten in Open Eye — not in Davis.” transparency and clarity for least one student to come for- of rewriting the policy should Rachel Beard on YouTube.
n Ben Turman: “Get out of students who are victims of ward about an incident with work to ensure that, if harass- Junior To the senior who was asked
here! Go abroad! By graduation harassment. her research advisor without ment does occur, the problem History and Anthropology if they were studying on a
I’ll have spent two years and two Thursday: My weekend started
summers studying and intern-
But those who are reworking understanding that the dean is not compounded by a diffi-
ing abroad — and ultimately it’s the policy should be careful to she spoke with would be legally cult reporting process. Letter disparaging NC on Tuesday. Who the @#$%
word it in a way that will not required to file a report. And while students will State shows lack of class are YOU?
been cheaper than if I’d stayed
here. (And I’m in-state!) Don’t let deter victims from reporting The student in question then always have to weigh the costs To the person who kvetched
harassment. An explicit state- had to switch advisors, which and benefits of coming for- TO THE EDITOR: about gas prices being higher
money stop you from living it up.” In the letter published on
n Cara Peterson: “Introduce ment of the obligations of proved to be a significant road- ward, we hope the new policy than your GPA: Since when did
April 18 (“Leave the free expres- stealing Katt Williams’ tweet
yourself to those people you reporting a crime should never block to her research. creates incentive to report. sion tunnel at N.C. State alone”),
see all the time but don’t know. make silence a more attractive Any future students in that Being required to file a report become a kvetch? #losing
Ms. Reeves claimed that painting
Whether you become friends alternative. position would be forced to is onerous, but ensuring that a N.C. State’s free expression tun- Dear Mary Cooper, let me be
or not, it just makes it less awk- The University is reworking weigh whether reporting the culture of harassment cannot nel displayed a lack of class and the Monica Lewinsky to your
ward.” its harassment policy after an crime would similarly derail exist benefits us all. that by doing so, UNC students Bill Clinton.
n Miquela Ingalls: “Don’t let
incident in fall 2009 illuminat- their progress. Above all else, the new pol- were going to too much trouble To my roommate who keeps
any one thing completely domi- to prove that we are better than
ed a disincentive to reporting For students who are strug- icy should be clear. From its clogging the toilet: When I
nate your senior year, whether State.
harassment. gling to put themselves through wording to the options it lays offer you some of my high
it is a club, a sport, a class — or However, in the same letter,
The current policy is confus- college or graduate school, out, no victim should bear the fiber snacks, it’s more than
worst of all, a silly thesis.” Ms. Reeves cites such trifling
ing. Students have difficulty changing advisors midway is responsibility of interpreting just a suggestion.
n Sam Cranford: “Some things things as the U.S. News and
are more important than grades. understanding the document, more than a minor hang-up. It its ambiguities. Why did the admissions office
World Report college rank- schedule so many tours on
I’m leaving this open to interpre- ings alongside athletic victories
tation, but some examples are a 4/20? I get paranoid when
hoping to show how much N.C. people stare at me.
sunny day in the quad, a dinner

QuickHits
State “dulls in comparison to us
or lunch with friends, going out in every aspect.” Our Big Three stay, and
on a weeknight now and then, I urge Ms. Reeves to not only Kentucky’s Big Three bolt: I’ll
and just enjoying some quality tame her hypocrisy, but also to take loyalty over Calipari any
time with people.” reevaluate what she thinks it day.
n Chris Foong: “Study means to have class. Nothing
Women’s rugby North Carolinians waiting to
abroad! Don’t let your major, Chamber rising 4/20 reveals lack of class more than turn left are models of south-
finances, or fears keep you from public disparagement of those
The women’s rugby team qual- The Chapel Hill Chamber of B e s i d e s N a t i o n a l We e d ern efficiency.
one of the most amazing experi- who you consider less fortu-
ences UNC has to offer. Besides, ified for the Sweet Commerce added S m o k i n g D a y, nate. Send your one-to-two
you can always rush Via Verdi Sixteen National 285 new mem- 4/20 is also part of sentence entries to
when we win the national cham- Championship. bers in just three Earth Week. After Bryan Lloyd opinion@dailytarheel.
pionship.” But they have to days. Now, if only burning so many Sophomore com, subject line ‘kvetch.’
n And now for a poem by raise money to get all of those new plants, be sure to Mathematics
Nancy Gong: A rapt knock/An there (it’s in Michigan). Let’s members would move into repopulate the Earth with
endowed voice bellows out/Office help them out! Visit http:// Greenbridge, Chapel Hill’s some other nice, fragrant
hours. bit.ly/rugby16 to donate! SPEAK OUT department and phone number.
economy would really benefit. greens. Rad times, dude.
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