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The Official Student Newspaper at the Lebanese American Universty


Year XIII, Vol. II, No. IV Monday, May 9, 2011 www.TribuneLAU.com

Exam Theft on Campus Tuition System at LAU


By Mohamad Yahia Hamade By Diaa Aljurdy
LAU Tribune staff LAU Tribune staff

Just one night before her When a Burberry hand school of pharmacy between

Photo by: Yasmine Dabbous


midterm, a distressed stu- bag or an HP laptop cost 633 and 645 dollars.
dent at the social sciences more than 600 dollars, why “I couldn’t pay for my fees
department checked her in- wouldn’t a single credit at on time because my par-
box and miraculously found LAU cost the same? ents were in Ivory Coast and
a copy of her long await- LAU is one of Lebanon’s they couldn’t transfer mon-
ed exam. Salma download- most expensive universities. ey, so I had to fill a petition
ed the document and tried to Every year, the cost of a sin- signed by all my instruc-
crack it, but eventually gave gle credit increases in vary- tors to be able to re-register
up on the bootleg document ing amounts depending on for my courses,” Mona Ham-
and went to sleep, hoping for the major. With the world- moud, a 19-year-old commu-
a miracle to come her way in wide rise of prices in every nication arts student, said.
the exam hall. area, such increases are un- “I paid my fees after all but
The next day, an hour be- derstandable. At the same with an extra 216,000 Leb-
fore the exam, Salma’s eyes time, mounting tuition fees anese pounds for late regis-
were bloodshot from the lack make the life of many quite tration. The university has
of sleep and agitation. She er [we] suspect in such a fact, The Tribune tried to obtain difficult. to be more understanding in
found out that the exam she we immediately take action the alleged exam but both “The cost of higher education such critical situations.”
received by email was not and an investigation is set Leila and Salma refused to is ever increasing, and this During the fall of 2010, a
the right one, but was in fact to examine the case,” he em- give it out. When challenged, is substantiated by many major change to flat tuition
for another course. phasized. however, Salma gave us a recent studies made in the fees was proposed. Accord-
“I got the email and tried to “In theory, it’s very easy [to set guideline manual that USA and worldwide,” Emile ing to the new system, stu-
solve the exam but it turned steal exams], all you have was to be distributed during Lamah, vice president for fi- dents paid by credit if they
out to be for my other class,” to do is [illicitly] get access a psychology class, almost a nance and chief financial of- took less than 12 credits.
Salma said, sipping a cup of to the professor’s laptop or month after the theft had oc- ficer at LAU, said. “The pri- If they registered for more,
coffee and struggling to stay flash disk,” Leila, an arts curred. The paper that con- mary source of revenue for they still paid for 12 credits.
awake. “There was a mix-up, and sciences student, said. tained term paper instruc- higher education institu- At the same time, the cost of
but my ‘contacts’ have access “It’s simple.” However, that tions was not the midterm tions is tuition fees, espe- credits was increased.
to the professor’s laptop. I action is not risk-free. Leila but was acquired though un- cially in Lebanon. Annual Many public and private de-
can make it up with another said one of her friends was ethical ways by a “source” increases are therefore nec- bates took place. Most stu-
exam.” apprehended by the admin- who accessed the professor’s essary to cover the increas- dents agreed that the change
Exam theft might seem like istration and immediately files. ing costs.” was to their advantage. “The
an exaggerated plot of The expelled, after a pending in- “Students think that [steal- But students who dream of a new system is better than
Perfect Score movie; howev- vestigation proved she was ing exams] is shatara,” strong degree suffer the con- the old one, you can take as
er, official sources at LAU guilty. Samira Aghacy, dean of arts sequences. Some can’t afford much credits as you want
and other universities told Leila said she had acquired and sciences, said. Those the expensive fees; others for the same amount,” Ema
the Tribune that this is a Salma’s aforementioned students are paying im- pay a price to study at LAU. Hatoum, a 21-year-old polit-
problem all academic insti- exam. She did so by illicit- mensely for their education. “I’m taking nine credits for ical science student, said.
tutions face occasionally. In ly accessing the professor’s What’s the point when they this semester because I can’t Hatoum added, however,
a recent incident at LAU By- flash disk files and copying do something like that? They take more; each credit is that LAU remains an ex-
blos, five students were sus- all the Word documents la- will suffer immensely when very expensive and I can’t af- pensive university. “I used
pended when investigations beled by the course number. they graduate.” ford to pay for many credits,” to study at York Universi-
revealed that they stole ex- Computer software that can Aghacy said that LAU pro- Tamara Farhat, a 19-year- ty in Canada and the cred-
ams from their depart- be downloaded online free of fessors battle theft by chang- old political science student, its there were less expensive
ment, a staff member who charge allow perpetrators to ing their exams every se- said. “That’s why I work as a than LAU’s,” she said. “And
preferred to remain anony- easily and swiftly complete mester. “This is the time for part-time teacher to help my York’s courses are much
mous, said. this task. Leila did not dis- students to learn. It’s their parents pay my fees.” more difficult.”
According to Provost Abdal- close what kind of software fuel for the future. If you are The credit for the school of Some students did not like
lah Sfeir, investigations of she used, however, a Google not equipped then it’s a ca- arts and sciences is between the new tuition system. “I
exam theft are conducted search revealed over a mil- tastrophe,” she added. 513 and 585 dollars, the prefer the old one because it
around twice or three times lion hits for the term “USB school of business between
a year on average. “Whenev- cloning software” online. Continued on page 9 575 and 585 dollars and the Continued on page 9
2 Tribune May 9, 2011

CAMPUS NEWS
Remembering the LAU Sunny Day: Ice Cream and
Genocide Fun Under the Sun
By Layan Doueik By Ranim Hadid
LAU Tribune contributor LAU Tribune contributor

The Armenian student club more than some Lebanese

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marked the 96th commemo- people are.”
ration of the Armenian geno- The history professor in his
cide on April 21 at LAU Bei- speech focused on the si-
rut. The event included lence of the international
music, dance performances, community and the Turkish
and three speeches. government’s denial of the
Ghassan Rahbani, a promi- Armenian genocide. He also
nent Lebanese composer and emphasized Armenian par-
singer, and Pierre Sarkis, ticipation in sports and arts
LAU history professor, were in Lebanon.
the guests of honor. “This is a complete cruel war Students lathered them- because we’ve reached that was dangerous but I nev-
Chant Koroukian, president against Armenians,” Sarkis selves with sunscreen while time of year where people are er imagined it would be this
of the Armenian club, opened said. enjoying fun and ice cream preparing for the summer,” serious,” Karim Yafi, a busi-
the event with a moment of Rahbani wrote and com- during LAU’s Sunny Day Karkoor explained. ness major, said. “I’ll be sure
silence for the 1.5 million vic- posed a song about Leba- hosted on April 20. “I can now see what happens to always have sunscreen on
tims of the genocide. nese-Armenians called “Ne- Numerous stands piled out- if you do not take care of your me from now on.”
“Ninety-six years of blood be- hna Hon Min‘ich” (We Live side the Fine Arts Build- skin, and this is probably Iman Soufan, a journalism
ing shed to remember the Ar- Here), which he sang with ing. “Protect your skin,” one one of the most useful things major, agreed. “It’s a good
menian cause,” Koroukian the club members. banner said. “Do you drink LAU ever taught me,” Badr idea to raise awareness about
said. “We survived and pros- Three traditional Armenian enough water?” another Qaddah, a business major, this issue although I’m not
pered against all challenges.” dances were performed by asked. While a third warned said. a big fan of sunscreen. I still
Rahbani made a speech as Armenian children who add- against skin cancer. Norma Moussally, the coun- think people should be cau-
well, emphasizing the impor- ed hope and life to this sad Jocilene Karkoor, LAU’s selor and one of the organiz- tious though.”
tance of adopting the Arme- commemoration. nurse, told students to pro- ers, said that the aim of this The LAU sunny day taught
nian problem as a Lebanese Current and former deans of tect themselves from expo- campaign is to teach stu- students to drink more water
issue. “We should stop dis- students Raed Mohsen and sure to the sun. “Minimal dents to take care of them- in order to prevent dehydra-
tinguishing Armenians from Tarek Naawas were also consequences include hair selves and have fun at the tion and to also generously
the Lebanese,” Sarkis said. present to support the Ar- and skin damage,” she said. same time. use sunscreen to avoid vari-
“Armenians are Lebanese menian cause. “We decided to do this now “I always knew that the sun ous skin problems.

Food Safety Conference: the Truth Behind


Most Deaths
By Zahi Sahli
LAU Tribune contributor

The fact that people die of than AIDS, malaria and tu- together,” Kabbani said. “We the promise of this country.” have especially troubled the
food-related illnesses almost berculosis combined,” Fleifel believe that this will be of a A food crisis looms over the developing countries in the
more than all other diseas- said. “This is why food safety mutual benefit to both.” Middle East as the region im- modern world as besmirch-
es combined showed numer- really should be taken more The conference, which took ports its food from other con- ing outbreaks concerning
ous discoveries and also re- seriously.” place on both Beirut and By- tinents, according to Atef Id- the diseases, infections and
vealed the importance of Fleifel spoke at the three- blos campuses, also featured riss, the CEO of Mefosa, an even increased deaths due to
implementing the safest pos- day conference titled “Re- local representatives from organization that provides food-related issues amplified
sible measures in the food search Trends in Food Safe- the food industry and policy consulting and training ser- in the last decade.
industry. The conference ty and Security” at LAU, makers. vices to help food companies The conference was orga-
raised such issues and hoped which started on May 3 and Kabbani argued that Leba- establish safety and quality nized by the school of arts
to improve standards and in- featured food scientists and nese laws should be modern- procedures. and sciences and the depart-
crease level of care amongst researchers from across the ized and regulated in order “MENA is one of the high- ment of natural sciences.
food safety. globe. to enforce the hiring of more est food deficit regions of the Topics included food safety
Fuad Fleifel, the general di- Ahmad Kabbani, chair of microbiologists who can help world,” Idriss said. “When it microbiology, food toxicol-
rector of the Office of Con- the natural sciences depart- control the quality of food in comes to food trade, we are ogy, post-harvest physiolo-
sumer Protection, discussed ment, noted that future col- the developing industries. importing in excess to 50 bil- gy of fruits and vegetables,
the topic at an LAU hosted laboration between different “We cannot leave it haphaz- lion dollars of food each year, global issues for food securi-
conference last week. institutions is one of the key ard and random,” he said. the highest per capital in the ty and safety, nutrition and
“On Earth, if we consider the benefits of arranging such “We have to respect the cre- world.” physiology, food health ben-
world population, more peo- events. dentials of our young gradu- Numerous question marks efits and anti-tumor effect of
ple die of diarrheal disease “It is very important that ac- ates. They are the best pro- over the current problemat- many different food compo-
infections and such diseases ademia and industry come tectors of our safety and are ic standards of healthiness nents.
May 9, 2011 Tribune 3

CAMPUS NEWS
Stunning Victory Putting ‘the Best You’
By Eleena Korban
LAU Tribune staff Forward
The LAU Rugby League round robin format. ing exemplary behavior, By Reem Swaidan
team, composed of play- In the seven matches that and were impressed by our LAU Tribune staff
ers from both campuses, the team played, includ- rugby league program.”
snatched the internation- ing the final, LAU went un- Walid Yassin, an LAU ex- Associate director of Proct- “Speak firmly and lively and
al RL 9’s tournament or- defeated and scored 162 change student from Aus- er and Gamble Bassel Idriss only move with purpose,” he
ganized by the Czech Rug- points. It only conceded 16. tralia, was voted tourna- taught LAU students how to said. He discussed the impor-
by League Association over “This is by far LAU’s best ment MVP. He scored 15 enhance their communica- tance of hand gestures and
Easter weekend in Pardu- international performance tries. tion skills in 10 steps, during eye contact.
bice. and something we are cer- The second position went a lecture in Byblos on April Idriss moved on to the sixth
Six teams from Leba- tainly proud of,” Sami Ga- to a university in Belgrade 19. advice, which focused on the
non, the Czech Repub- rabedian, the director of and the third to the Ameri- The first step focuses on tools one must use during
lic and Serbia competed athletics on the Beirut cam- can University in Beirut. In knowing one’s audience, Id- presentations. “PowerPoint
in the tournament. The pus, said. “The organizers the final game, LAU scored riss said. “You have to know is not the only tool, use flip-
teams were drawn in a sin- praised the overall perfor- 38 points against Belgrade their culture, their back- charts and images as well,”
gle group and played in a mance of the team, includ- and conceded none. ground and how they might Idriss said.
understand what you are “In order to be credible, you

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saying,” he explained. have to be confident and on
“You also have to involve the ease,” he also advised. For
audience,” Idriss continued. this reason, advice number 8
He explained that speakers revolved around dressing ap-
must treat their audiences as propriately. Such step pre-
part of the grand design. vents physical distractions
Idriss also cautioned that during presentations, the
speakers must not give more P&G director added.
than three messages in a pre- As part of point 9, Idriss cau-
sentation. “People will forget tioned students against ig-
50 percent of what you said, noring questions from the
immediately,” he said. audience. “Listen carefully
The P&G director also ad- and answer with your objec-
vised that each presenta- tives in mind,” he said.
tion should have a structure, Idriss finally emphasized the
including an introduction, importance of not letting the
a body and an ending that speaker’s nerve cripple him
summarizes the main idea. or her. “Use this energy and
Idriss explained the power channel it toward a better
of voice and body language. presentation,” he concluded.

We’ve Got Talent


By Mona Hammoud
LAU Tribune contributor

We’ve Got Talent, a contest event included Shehayeb, an introduction to public rela- ceremony took place on April ness student, said. “I think
organized by the students of Abeer Shoukini, Aya Tak, tions class taught by associate 29 at a packed Irwin Hall this event should take place
a public relations class, was Maria Kelendjian and Maji- professor Ramez Maluf. auditorium. Singers, danc- every year.”
transformed into a sensation- da Khaled. The five students After auditions on campus, ers, rappers and a magician Abdallah, who happens to be an
al event with Rahaf Abdallah, worked on the project as part of only 11 students were quali- took the stage. “It was enjoy- LAU alumna, was equally hap-
Miss Lebanon of 2010, as a host, the requirements of COM213, fied to the final contest. The able,” Hasan Kaissi, a busi- py. “It is an honor for me to pres-
the famous George El Rassi, Mi- ent the show and I am proud of
cheline Khalifeh and Ward El my university’s talents,” she
Photo by: Mona Hammoud

Khal as judges and performer said.


Aziz Abdo as special guest. “I am very happy and pleased
“It was supposed to be simple to be here. You are the new
but it went beyond our expec- gifted generation. Long live
tations,” Zeina Shehayeb, a LAU!” Micheline Khalifeh ex-
journalism junior, explained. claimed.
Ali Khalifeh, business stu- Shehayyeb explained that,
dent, won the first place, fol- contrary to her group’s expec-
lowed by Ziad Takkoush, tations, celebrities were re-
family business and entre- sponsive and welcoming but
preneurship major and Mo- organizing such an event is
hamad Abou Younis, graphic nonetheless difficult. “It was
design major. challenging till the last mo-
The group who organized the ment,” Shehayyeb said.
4 Tribune May 9, 2011

CAMPUS LIFE
Bathroom Issues Shrapnel to the Heart
By Lama Al-Haqhaq By Eleena Korban
LAU Tribune staff LAU Tribune staff

Photo by: Eleena Korban


“I either use the Business Nicol’s ground floor, for one, Soft lights decorate the
Building bathrooms, or I was the only one with a dis- stage. An old man sits lean-
just hold it,” Ranim Hadid, turbing stench. ing on his walking stick next
a communication arts stu- The males’ bathroom on the to a little girl holding flow-
dent, said. “My friend uses same floor had few hairs in ers. Jazzy music serenades
the gym bathroom because the sink, wet floors and sus- around ten actors walking
it’s so clean.” picious droplets on the toilet on stage in a predetermined
LAU offers 16 bathrooms for seat. route. “Stop!” Lina Abyad,
males and another 16 for fe- “I think that the shortage of assistant professor of com-
males, scattered across uni- bathrooms is one of the prob- munication arts, screams,
versity buildings. lems,” Aoun said. “For exam- four seconds into the perfor-
When students were asked ple, there are many students mance. “Start again.” One of
to describe these bathrooms, in the Sage building, but only the actors missed their cue.
they quickly replied with one bathroom available.” All semester long, student ize the steps of an abstract Ruwaida Al Ghali, contem-
modifiers such as “dirty,” Some students seem to think productions take the stage dance. Bursts of sound and porary dancer, interferes in
“filthy” and “disgusting.” that the size of the bath- for one or two nights but one music occasionally startle the play to choreograph met-
“I give the cleanliness a sev- rooms is not sufficient. major production gets the the team. Lights of different aphorical dances between
en out of ten,” Rand El Zein, a “The bathrooms are too small students really fired up. For intensities and colors shine Wahab and “the woman with
business student, said. “The and poorly maintained,” eight nights this month, Abi- randomly. Actors consume wooden limbs,” representing
problem is how people try to Hayfa Khaled, a communica- ad’s heart wrenching play chocolate left, right and cen- death.
communicate on the walls tion arts student, said. titled “A Shrapnel to the ter to gain any energy they The process of creating a
and write trashy things.” One of the recurring prob- Heart” will open to the pub- can get their hands on. It is play is not a simple one. It
Approximately 240 people lems related to students’ hy- lic. almost unfathomable how demands great collabora-
go into each bathroom ev- giene. Many left the bath- The play is performed in Ar- something so coordinated tion and trust between vari-
ery day. In order to test how room without making sure abic and revolves around and smooth could result from ous team players. Hala Mas-
consistently clean WCs are, that nothing was left behind Wahab, a 19-year-old who such a chaotic process. It is ri, the production manager,
a bathroom check was con- in the toilets. receives an urgent phone Abyad’s bellowing orders is charged with coordinating
ducted during three differ- As Bilal Kbeissi, a biology call demanding he gets to and comments that set the the various resources of fi-
ent times over the span of a student, noted, this directs the hospital to witness his play in motion. nance, personnel, space, and
day. the blame to the end-users. mother’s last moments. On “I have two espressos and scheduling so as to allow for
Most of the bathrooms were “They are poorly taken care the way there, he is haunt- two diet cokes… I am willing the highest caliber of produc-
clean or in the process of of, not only by the staff but ed by memories that create a to eat you,” Abyad hollers at tion possible.
being cleaned early in the also by the students who use dance between love and hate her actors as she pleads with Claire Mechref, the costume
morning, but some already them,” he said. for his mother. them to concentrate. Despite designer, is in charge of mak-
had problems. Janitors work from 6:30 a.m. The play consists of many the pressure, actors are all ing sure the costumes are
The same verdict came up in to 2:30 p.m. on weekdays, layers and dimensions that willing to repeat a scene as uniform and realistic to the
the afternoon; the morning’s and from 6:30 a.m. to 11:30 interact with each other. The many times as it takes to fit play. Diala Osseiran, the
shady stains were taken care a.m. on Saturdays. Some- lighting and stage directions into the painting that is Abi- make-up artist, is responsi-
of but wet tissues topped the times they work overtime, are meticulously repeat- ad’s vision. “She gives us the ble for transforming the ac-
floor. During the evening, namely from 2:30 p.m. to ed and tweaked to shift be- freedom to do what we want tors’ faces into that of their
LAU’s bathrooms were at 6:00 p.m. tween past and present. and listens to us, she prods characters. Fuad Halwani,
their worst. While they work long hours, Abyad’s actors would say us to express realistically the light director, works
Nehmat Aoun, director of these women have more that she paints her plays without physically over-ex- closely with Abyad to cre-
hospitality services, ex- than bathrooms to tend to. like a masterpiece. The final pressing, she makes us real- atively set the scenes.
plained that 30 janitors According to Aoun, the very product is indeed a work of ly feel it,” Kazimi explains. Bane Fakih, sound direc-
are designated for cleaning same people have to clean art. However, there is a nit- Aside from the dozen stu- tor, attentively coordinates
bathrooms in the old build- up after on-campus events, ty gritty process that the au- dents working on the play, the sound with the actors
ings, not including the Busi- are in charge of the logistics dience never sees. Abyad’s status and pres- and their cues. “I cried at
ness Building. and even serve during these The first performance was on tige allows her to call upon one point, we work under a
“We also have a housekeeper events. May 8, but behind the scenes, greater forces. The role of great pressure because cues
who does hourly rounds with “There are a minimum of the cast and crew have been the mother in present day is change every day,” Fakih
a checklist and a daily report two to three events per day,” drilling for months. “We played by renowned thespi- confesses. “It is a beautiful
in order to spot the weak- Aoun explained. spend at least five to six an Renee Deek, who has pre- pressure though, one that al-
nesses,” she added. Still, many students try to hours a day in this theatre viously worked with Abyad. lows you to really appreciate
The Tribune’s bathroom avoid using the bathrooms with Lina,” Zeina Kazimi, “I love working with the stu- the product of your work.”
check revealed that the Busi- due to their notorious repu- one of the actors, says. dents, it creates for a beau- In one brief scene, Wahab
ness Building featured the tation. Rehearsals, dare I say, are tiful fresh contact. Even encounters a Santa Clause
cleanest bathrooms while “We are here to serve stu- more entertaining to watch though theatre is really tir- with car trouble. “Even such
Fine Arts WCs were in the dents,” Aoun said. “There than the actual play. In one ing, the students work as a small part requires passion
worst conditions. are so many students in uni- corner, some students are professionals,” Deek says. and sacrifice,” Mohammad
Most of the other bathrooms versity and we cannot please huddled in a circle preparing Aliya Khalidi, one of LAU’s Khansa, the actor who plays
were clean and only a few everyone 100 percent, but if props. In another corner, an own theatre professors, Santa, says. “We stay up late
had slight problem areas. we get to 80 percent, that’s actor is working closely with plays a slightly younger ver- and skip classes for the sake
The females’ bathroom in good.” the choreographer to final- sion of the mother. of theatre.”
May 9, 2011 Tribune 5

CAMPUS LIFE
Can’t Stop the Music
By Munawar Abboushi
LAU Tribune contributor

Music is a way of life, some

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so I wanted an easy course.” ropean society of the time
will tell you. Whether pop, The situation at the commu- and understand the develop-
hip hop, jazz, classical or nication arts department is ments on the political level,”
heavy metal, music is pop- more than a little disconcert- Hamade said.
ular across cultures. Our ing, as more and more stu- The cultural appeal of the
lives would be dry and dreary dents flood the halls every music courses is not the only
without a few good notes are start of semester to register thing that draws students to
heard on the way to work in for a music elective. Since it them. Marcelle Shilik, busi-
the car or in the evening be- was started, Survey of West- ness banking, said she en-
fore bedtime. ern Music has gone from a joys oriental music, so Sur-
The LAU student body seems solitary section to two sec- vey of Middle Eastern Music
to be a particularly musical tions, and was eventual- was a natural choice for her.
one as it rushes to fill mu- ly joined by its sister course, “I liked the older music we
sic elective classes almost to ing and finance junior, be- while there were only 8 other Survey of Middle Eastern learned about, such as Oum
overflowing every semester. lieve that the music courses arts sections open with a to- Music. The number of stu- Kalthum and the like,” she
Of the fifteen LAC arts elec- are “easy A” classes. “I didn’t tal of 190 students. dents that can be accommo- said.
tives available at LAU, only take Music because I was n’t What is even more strik- dated per section went from Vatche Kalforian, a compos-
two are music electives. Oth- interested in it or anything ing is the fact that students 20 to 30. Today, it is possible er and music instructor at
ers range from architecture like that. In fact, I never who register for other arts to find sections with up to 40 LAU, shared his positive ex-
and design, to communica- liked music,” she said. “I re- classes are not all LAC stu- students. perience teaching music. Al-
tion arts and fine arts. And ally wanted to take ceramics, dents; some of them take But music courses have prov- though he admitted some
yet, the two music classes re- but then I discovered it was these courses as require- en interesting to more than students expect music to be
ceive more students than all not a LAC course. So I had to ments for their majors. Some one student. Abdo Salam an easy class, he said that he
the others combined. take the easiest thing I could arts courses are not even of- Hamade, a third year politi- senses a general and genuine
This spring semester, 14 mu- find.” fered every semester. How- cal science major, said that, enthusiasm for his course.
sic sections are open, with The recorded number of mu- ever, both music courses of- although he took the course “I really believe that the stu-
476 students registered. To- sic students this semester is fered at LAU are exclusively for the same reasons others dents feel like they have
gether, other arts electives the highest in recent years. LAC courses and are open ev- expressed, he also enjoyed gained something at the end
comprise 15 sections with a Nevertheless, numbers have ery term. the Survey of Western Music. of the course,” Kalforian said.
total of only 376 students. always followed this pattern. “I’m not good at art,” Karl “It may sound weird, but “There should be more music
So what is behind the music In the spring of 2010, there Anghelopoulos, a business learning about the histo- courses offered at LAU, es-
class craze? Many students, were 9 music sections open senior, admitted. “And hon- ry of European music really pecially as requirements for
like Samira Harb, a bank- with 246 registered students, estly, I have a very high GPA, helped me discover the Eu- majors in art.”

Keeping in Touch after Graduation


By Nour Monajjed
LAU Tribune staff

Although Alaa Minawi, a pus by giving workshops and “We also hold numerous LAU alumni. Around 32 ing the last six years. “We
communication arts alum- holding several events ev- events each year to bring old chapters will be involved. now have over 30,000 grad-
nus, graduated in spring ery year,” Abdallah Al Khal, friends back together,” Al “Events are geared towards uates worldwide,” Al Khal
2008, he still comes to LAU alumni relations director at Khal said. “Events include supporting LAU graduates said. “When I graduated in
at least once a week. “My ma- LAU, said. “We’re working homecoming, reunions and and promoting connections 1984, there were 250 gradu-
jor is communication arts on building a network.” much more. They are open with the university,” Al Khal ates. Today LAU graduates
and it assumes keeping com- Graduation, for Al Khal, to all alumni and we usually said. over 1,500 students a year.”
munication always open with doesn’t mean leaving ev- tell them at least a month be- During the last five years, In countries near and far,
old and new,” he explained. erything behind. The LAU forehand.” the LAU alumni office has from Montreal to Athens and
“LAU gave me the chance to alumni office connects past On April 29, the alumni office organized annual business Riyadh, LAU chapters, made
meet all the amazing people friends and relations by pro- organized a lecture on busi- network receptions, during up of groups of LAU gradu-
I met.” viding former LAU students ness etiquette. The fourth which business cards were ates, are there to help. You
For graduates like Minawi, with information of those event this year, it was giv- exchanged, offers were made may contact them for assis-
LAU’s alumni office is there they knew during university en by former business stu- and professional lives of LAU tance when you move into a
to help. Connecting alum- years. dent Hassan Shaker. “Our graduates improved. new country, need to find a
ni with their alma matter Say, in a few years, you re- first lecture was given by Elie Ceem Haidar, a journal- job, or simply need friends to
and with the friends they member the good old days Samia, director of the guid- ism alumna who graduated communicate with. “In 2005,
acquired during university and that one person who sat ance office and our second in fall 2007, returns around there were 16 chapters and
years, it keeps the communi- next to you in the intro to and third lectures were giv- twice a year to LAU. now we have something like
cation “always open,” as the psychology class. With the en by Raed Mohsen, LAU’s “LAU was a nurturing com- 50 to 60,” Al Khal explained.
former communication arts Alumni Program, you can dean of students,” Al Khal munity that fused both aca- Minawi still returns to LAU
student aptly put it. find out exactly who that explained. demic and social life – it was to attend events, meet with
“Our mission is to provide was, what the person is doing On the 24th of May, an Alum- a second home,” Haidar said. friends or check the library.
you with the opportunity to now, and where he or she is ni Book Exhibition will take The LAU alumni program “I feel like [I’m at] home. Yes
stay connected to the cam- located. place, featuring books by expanded significantly dur- I do,” he said.
6 Tribune May 9, 2011

SOCIAL MEDIA & TECH


Facebook Depression is a Confirmed Diagnosis
By Lea Giusti
LAU Tribune staff

Photo by: Eleena Korban


who self promote through pic- when her account got hacked.
tures and statuses, tend to hide “He changed my picture, the
their real negative emotions. In settings, and I no longer had ac-
creating this false impression, cess to my account,” she said. “It
they make browsers feel lonely really bothered me.”
and dissatisfied. Madi then received threatening
Ketty Sarouphim, associate messages from her aggressor.
professor of psychology at LAU, “He asked me to do things, and
explained that it is only human said that, if I did them, he would
nature to look at people who are give me back my Facebook ac-
better off than us by checking count,” Mady said. “I had night-
their pictures and statuses. mares about it. I always felt
“People become obsessed,” Nas- someone was following me.”
sar said. “They have this con- Sarouphim explained that big-
stant need to check others pro- gest fear of teenagers relates to
files every day.” their social desirability. If one
Facebook is also related to more of the messages they receive on
After a long day at university, traction, especially if you read not allowed out. That’s when I serious problems. Experts wor- Facebook threatens their sta-
22-year-old Noura is stuck to all your friends happy status- stuck to Facebook,” Noura said. ry about cyber-bullying and tus, then for them “it’s the end of
her screen, checking Facebook. es,” she said. “It makes me jeal- “That’s when I felt like I was sexting. They explain that peo- the world.”
She would rather look at what ous.” missing out on outings.” ple who use social media are “Not only will it affect them, but
other people have posted than For daily browsers, Facebook Researchers disagree whether more exposed to predators. some committed suicide,” Sa-
study. The popular social net- may not seem dangerous but Facebook depression is a phe- As a younger child, Noura was rouphim said.
working site has become her ad- doctors disagree. According to nomenon inherent to the social harassed by a man who sent her Sarouphim believes that Face-
diction. the American Academy of Pedi- network or whether it is an ex- threatening messages. “I didn’t book depression could be due to
“It’s simply out of boredom,” atrics, a child’s social and emo- tension of troubles in the real know what he wanted,” she bullying, mocking and threat-
Noura, who wants to stay anon- tional development is clearly world. said. “He threatened to kill me ening messages.
ymous, said. “Facebook is pure- affected by his or her online ac- Laura Nassar, a student at and my family if I didn’t do what “Kids used to be bullied at school
ly entertaining.” Checking what tivities. Children, who spend an LAU, admits she has delet- he wanted me to do.” then it eventually stopped at
other people are up to seems to increasingly larger amount of ed her Facebook account due “At the beginning I was scared the end of the day,” she said.
amuse the young woman. Nou- their time online, are more ex- to a bad experience. “There and depressed,” Noura contin- “But now, the bullying is never
ra admits that Facebook is her posed to Facebook depression. was this one person I got into a ued. “I never wanted to leave over.”
“cup of coffee.” Checking happy statuses and fight with,” she said. “And I saw my house.” The young woman The psychology expert advised
But the time she spends on the photo updates can make one some pictures on Facebook and ultimately got rid of her abuser that parents follow up on their
social networking site is not al- feel he or she doesn’t measure it got me so down that I immedi- by ignoring his messages. children. “If your child has a
ways fun. “Checking your ex’s up. ately deleted my account.” Nour Mady, 16 years old, had Facebook account, you should
picture is not a very good dis- “When I was younger, I was According to the AAP, peers been using Facebook for a while get one too,” she explained.

FourSquare: I Know Where You Are...


By Diana Bachoura
LAU Tribune staff

These days, discovering the thing your friends have rec- time,” said Loulou Bousamra, Some people joke that Four- choose to go “off the grid” so you
city around you is easy as push- ommended. “I actually heard an architecture student at Leb- Square was created for stalkers don’t show up on the map and
ing a button. I’m talking, of about it while having lunch anese Academy of Fine Arts. since checking in allows people your whereabouts are undis-
course, about FourSquare. randomly, so I downloaded it on “It’s fun! The trophies I get to see where you are and where closed.
FourSquare is a social media my phone and I’ve been using it make me want to go out more you spend most of your time. FourSquare was officially
application for smartphones. It for approximately five months,” often. I try to oust friends and And since you can alert your founded by Dennis Crowley and
allows you to discover different Hassan Charafedine, an inte- become the mayor of places.” Twitter and Facebook friends Naveen Selvadurai in 2009.
places in your city and helps rior design graduate, said. “My While food, coffee, nightlife, whenever you check in via Four- Originally, the application was
you interact with other us- favorite part about the app are shops and entertainment are Square, some people would say named Dodgeball and was sold
ers. Because it works via GPS, recommendations and tips.” the most popular categories you’re asking for it. to Google in 2005. Google then
checking in to a location allows You can earn points by check- you will explore using Four- “Privacy is not an issue to me,” rejected the service and re-
your friends to see where you ing in different places. “Check- Square, you may also discover Bousamra said. “I think if peo- placed it with Google Latitude.
are on the map and vice ver- in” to a place more often than fun and educational facts when ple want privacy, they could just FourSquare crossed the seven
sa. For those who like to keep your friends and you win the you “checkin” to an area of his- remove the posts from Facebook million users in February 2011.
track of where they spent their mayorship of that particular torical relevance. or Twitter. Or if it really bothers While other social networking
time, a “history” option is avail- place. You can also collect badg- With its growing popularity, them, they shouldn’t even use sites such as Facebook, Gow-
able. es for various activities, such as FourSquare is being used by FourSquare.” alla and Google Latitude have
The main idea behind the ap- the Explorer badge for trying business owners to keep track Fortunately, you do have the launched their own versions of
plication is to prompt you to out different places. of people’s interests and of re- option to maintain your priva- the location-based social net-
try new places and recommend “My favorite thing about it views of their own products and cy while enjoying what Four- work, FourSquare continues to
them to friends or try some- is the fact I get rewards with services. Square has to offer. You can be in the lead.
May 9, 2011 Tribune 7

CULTURE & FASHION


Kings of Sarcasm
By Maria Fellas
LAU Tribune staff

Can you put all the following ture to one particular frame –

Photo via Facebook


about some of the current is-
terms in one sentence? Lady his own. sues and even some celebrities
Gaga, Justin Bieber, Barack “If you need a platform to who bother us.”
Obama, Soviet Russia, forev- express your resentment, “It’s not just about that
er alone, clever bot and pedo- you’ve definitely come to the though, we just like to laugh
bear. right place,” Andary said. and we happen to do it on a
If you think no one can, you The spelling of the group’s grander scale,” Michel Bara-
stand corrected. name is not a coincidence or a kat, an LAU graduate, said.
Through “DeMotivational typing mistake. “We take something that peo-
Posters,” a group of smart- The M was written in capital ple are not interested in or
mouthed LAU students came to avoid confusion with oth- laugh at, and we turn it with
together to bring you the best er groups that have the same our captions into something
of what’s out there in their name. hilarious.”
own demotivational way. “This doesn’t take out from Presidents, priests, Face-
“We are not weird, we are the originality of the group, book and even Barbie got their
just unhappy with what’s we took an idea and made it share of the cake.
out there,” Maurice Andary, more approachable to our “I enjoy it greatly,” Andary
a marketing student at LAU friends,” Joseph Hasbany, said. “This group brings me
Byblos and a weekly contrib- one of the original creators of and my friends together, and
utor to the group, said. the group, said. gives us a better sense of real-
What all the members have He and a few of his friends ity.”
to do is choose a picture they- had taken the habit of check- Not all members are that com-
like and write a caption un- ing out these types of groups mitted to the cause. Although
der it. The caption helps on Facebook. and check out all the posts. er, DeMotivational Posters he finds it interesting, Bara-
other members look at the They found it funny and en- “The group was started as a has become one of the largest kat would still choose a game
picture or what it represents tertaining. Ultimately, they birthday gift to me,” Hasba- groups in its genre on Face- of pool with his friends over
from the point of view of the decided to create their own ny said. “But it soon start- book. sitting in front of the comput-
person who posted it. version. ed growing. People from out- “No matter who you are, or er posting pictures to a group.
The process, in technical Knowing that Hasbany is a side LAU and even foreigners what you look like, you are “No matter how interesting it
terms, is called anchoring. pharmacy student at LAU started posting. We had no more than welcome in this may be, I still prefer face-to-
When a given person adds a Byblos, one can be surprised idea that it was going to meet group,” Andary said. “It feels face communication,” he said.
caption to a picture, he or she that the young man has the such approval.” like a family. We all like to ex- “Jokes just sound better in
limits the meaning of the pic- time to maintain the group Over 41108 members lat- press how unhappy we are person.”

Sporting Gym Wear on Campus


By Lama Al-Haqhaq
LAU Tribune staff

Badr Qaddah, a political sci- yet emerging change of cloth- “I wear mine on campus,” the Beirut campus. “It’s the in around for a while, but all of a
ence student, walked into ing choice. Even stores in the Yara Ghabris, a freshman, thing to do now,” Qaddah said. sudden everyone started buy-
university dressed in baggy Hamra area seem to have said as she discussed track- “Juicy, that’s definitely a ing them.”’
Nike pants with matching picked up on the trend, as suit pants. “I wear them trend,” Ghabris said. “There’s Qaddah explained that LAU’s
Nike shoes. His friends were more gym wear is being dis- when I don’t want to keep no doubt that some people fo- new stereotype is one of a stu-
dressed the same, some in played in their windows. worrying about my jeans be- cus on the brands.” dent dressed in Polo shirts
gym shorts, others in hood- “I wear tracksuit pants a lot,” ing too tight, or at least to feel Norma Mousally, LAU’s coun- and Nike pants.
ed sweaters. Together, they Qaddah said. “It all depends comfortable.” selor, explained that trends “Belonging to a group is some-
looked like a sports team in on my mood really.” “They’re practical for stu- in clothing are, most of all, a thing biological and innate,
motion. But in fact, none of “I always wear tracksuits dents and everyday life,” Ko- form of social identity. “It says it’s a need we all have,” Mous-
them planned to hit the gym mostly because I’m in a hurry jou said. who you are and means some- sally said. “The most danger-
that day. and don’t have time to pick out At other universities, stu- thing to subcultures,” she ex- ous thing you could do to a per-
Tracksuit pants seem to have an outfit,” Tala Kojou, a busi- dents have been dressing plained. “It tells which group son is make them feel that
replaced jeans around LAU’s ness student, said. this way because they believe you belong to.” they don’t belong.”
campus. This new phase The stereotype of LAU stu- that comfort is key in an ac- According to Qaddah, gym LAU students’ reputation
has students focusing more dents and their over-dressed ademic atmosphere. While wear started to pick up in makes many wonder whether
on comfort than on fashion. fashion sense seems to be dis- many LAU students choose the fall of 2009. Earlier on, it is comfort they’re really af-
At the same time, however, solving because gym wear is gym wear for comfort, some only people who were actu- ter, or whether they’re just fol-
gym wear is slowly becom- not only seen on students tak- feel that it has turned into ally going to the gym dressed lowing today’s trend. “Know-
ing a fashionable statement ing physical education cours- the latest fad. Well-known that way. “It’s not a bad thing ing the university, I would
of prestige. es. Now, almost everyone gym wear brands, such as though,” he said. “It was the say yes; it has turned into a
Looking around now, it is seems to embrace this laid- Nike, Juicy Couture and same thing with Ralph Lau- trend,” Mazen Assaad, an in-
not hard to notice the slow back look. American Eagle, abound on ren Polos. They’ve been terior major, said.
8 Tribune May 9, 2011

PEOPLE
The Humble Dean
By Diana Bachoura
LAU Tribune staff

When asked about her work, Polhill, and Mithal Eshwar Knio, chair of the communi-

Photo courtesy of Samira Aghacy


she lights up. The energy she Singh. cation arts department, said.
exudes is an obvious give- “I remember very clearly how Myriam Sfeir, managing ed-
away to what she enjoys do- we had to cope with these itor of Al-Raida, explained
ing most. “I am an academi- problems,” Aghacy said. “You how easy it had been to work
cian; I love teaching, writing think now; how did I man- closely with Aghacy when
and I love doing research,” age to do all that? Time heals the latter edited the journal.
she says. wounds but this is a memory “She was so accommodating,
Samira Aghacy, the dean of that is always present.” easy to work with, and she
arts and sciences at LAU, During the past 25 years, had a great sense of humor,”
began her ever-flourishing Aghacy has taught courses in Sfeir recalled.
career here in 1986, a time English and comparative lit- Students also shared the
when Lebanon was at its low- erature and served as chair as her greatest accomplish- da, a journal published by opinion Aghacy’s peers had
est point. “Because the war of the humanities division for ment. Half-jokingly, Agha- the Institute for Women’s of her. “Besides being a pro-
was going on, we had a lot to several years. Now the act- cy said she would be terribly Studies in the Arab World. fessor and a dean, she is
do in making sure that the ing dean of arts and sciences, depressed if she did admin- Aghacy is also a member of someone a student can rely
students got along,” she ex- she will reach the end of her istrative work without doing several professional orga- on during times of need,” Mo-
plained. “LAU was much eight-year term next fall. research. “I can just go home nizations including MESA hamad Yahia Hamade, a vis-
smaller; we were more like “Being dean, I hope I have and work on my book or arti- (Middle East Studies As- iting student at LAU, said.
a family. We knew most of served LAU in the best pos- cle and just spend the whole sociation), MLA (Modern “I’m proud to say that I’ve
our students personally and sible manner and I hope that night doing that,” she said. Language Association), been her student.”
were able to do a lot more for I continue to always serve In 2009, Aghacy published BRISMES (British Society Most students have no idea
them by helping them both in LAU,” Aghacy said. a book titled “Masculinity in for Middle Eastern Studies) that Aghacy is the dean of the
their academic and their per- As a chairperson, Aghacy the Fiction of the Arab East and APETUS (Association arts and sciences school. “It’s
sonal problems.” was able to work with stu- Since 1967.” The book ex- of Professors of English and something I don’t like to im-
In 1987, one year into her dents on a closer level –which amines masculinity in Arab Translation at Arab Univer- pose on them so they don’t
career at LAU, Aghacy wit- she prefers. Being dean, she literature around the Arab sities Arab). feel uncomfortable with me if
nessed an extraordinary considers, is more isolating. world since the Six-Day War. Speaking to LAU staff, ad- they take my class,” the mod-
and unpleasant moment in “But each job has its own The arts and sciences dean ministrators and students, est professor explained.
the history of the universi- charm and I guess I can’t re- has written for several pub- I learned that Aghacy’s po- “Deep down I am a really
ty. Among several other for- ally say which I find better,” lications. Her work covers a sition of authority is one of shy person,” she continued.
eigners, three American Aghacy said. wide range of topics includ- guidance and sharing. “Being dean, I work with all
and one Indian professor at A recurring subject in our ing feminist theory. Between “She’s a poet, she is a writer, sorts of people so I have to
LAU were kidnapped: Alann conversation was her re- 2000 and 2003, she wrote for a researcher; I’ve never seen work really hard on myself to
Steen, Jesse Turner, Robert search, which she considers and was the editor of Al-Rai- her doing nothing,” Mona be more extroverted.”

Subtle Student Leadership: Abdo Salam Hamade


By Caroline Hodroj
LAU Tribune staff

Within the open space of the Hamade finds the time to di- Subtlety and moderation tivational force come from a a high grade but also a stu-
LAU campus, a 20-year-old rect several confused stu- are the key words that de- long family heritage. “People dent who can best represent
student saunters quickly and dents, finish his assignment, fine Hamade. He isn’t overt- in my village always sought university,” Hamade adds.
swiftly across the crowds and distribute the LAU newspa- ly commanding of attention my family for council,” He affirms that the way to
races to achieve whatever ob- per, organize his timetable, or gruff with his control of Hamade modestly explains. get things done is not only
jective he has in mind. His secure his food and get to ap- any given situation. To him, His family’s active role in so- through the sheer power of
look of fierce dedication and pointments without break- there is a time for coercive ciety translated, for Hama- will and hard work, but also
calm demeanor, his quizzical ing a sweat. leadership and others for col- de, into a sense of responsi- through a commitment to in-
brow and the hands that are One thing is sure: if chairs laboration. bility toward another village, tegrity. “All work should be
usually heavily laden with were capable of voicing their “It’s important for people to LAU. “University is not only done within ethics,” he said.
books all reveal the profile of thoughts, they would say get motivated and do some- for education. I’m more than As Hamde holds his breath
a hard-working student. that “Abdo,” as his friends thing to help. There are some lucky to have LAU as the in- and stifles a grimace while
Abdo Salam Hamade is a stu- call him, is an absolute who won’t even move a bottle stitution that educated me,” clenching his teeth, one can
dent of political science and stranger to them. The ma- of water because they think he says. “But you also have plainly see that these sever-
international affairs, a com- ture and busy 20 year old it risks their prestige,” he something that is life guiding al weeks have taken a toll on
mittee member of the UNES- rarely sits down and has a says disapprovingly. and a vision that they [LAU] him. However, regardless of
CO Club and the director of second to himself. Since his admission into will invest in you, to carry out his evident headache, he still
school relations at the LAU “When you want something LAU, Hamade has sought to this vision.” comes to university to com-
Model United Nations. As done, you’d better be on the live a full and rich student “My vision of a well-round- plete the job. “I’m sick but
he crosses through the LAU ground and do it yourself,” he life that is rooted in commu- ed student is of one who can- I have work,” he mumbles
cafeteria on an average day, says. nity development. This mo- not only study a book and get playfully.
May 9, 2011 Tribune 9

CONTINUED
Exam Theft on Campus Tuition System at LAU
Continued from page 1 Continued from page 1

Photo by: Yasmine Dabbous


is not fair that a student tak- cameras, editing programs, high need students and ac-
ing 12 credits pay the same lights and other technology cordingly allocates grants
as a student who is taking 18 in the TV studio, newsroom that cover 25 to 50 percent of
credits,” Reef Sughayyar, a and theatres are expensive. a student’s tuition fee.
22-year-old journalism stu- “The tuition fees are not that The office bases its decisions
dent, said. expensive,” Ali Alwan, a on students’ financial aid ap-
Lamah explained that the 19-year-old pre-med student, plications.
main reason for tuition in- said. “Our courses have Har- The financial aid office also
creases is to maintain high vard curriculum and the lab provides students with the
quality education standards. is well-equipped to prepare opportunity to work at the
The cash flow helps LAU re- us for later.” various departments and of-
cruit and retain highly qual- Raed Mohsen, the dean of fices on campus. It offers sev-
Rabiaa Hobeika, an instructor who teaches German, has her ified faculty and maintain student affairs, explained eral types of scholarships to
own way of protecting exams. “I bring my students on Satur- state-of-the-art facilities, that LAU offers several fi- deserving students, includ-
day to take the exam,” she said. “Everyone has to be in the labs and equipment. nancial aid packages and ing merit, entrance, honor,
classroom on time before we start.” Sughayyar, however, com- scholarships to help students athletics and talent and ex-
Hobeika has a strict attendance policy for more than fifty stu- mented that journalism stu- cope with mounting tuition ternal.
dents in two sections. Exams are counted before and after class dents still do not have prop- fees. Yamen Ataya, a 21-year-old
is over and then matched to the names signed on the exam fold- er equipment. “They should “We are always open to new hospitality management stu-
er. Hobeika also locks the door five minutes into the exam and at least fix some things so we ideas that can help stu- dent, worked at LAU’s guid-
does not allow any late students in. can see the money we pay be- dents,” he added. ance office after he applied
Karim, a pre-med student, doubted any exams were being sto- ing invested,” Sughayyar The financial aid office, for employment, “I benefit-
len in the natural sciences department. He attributed this to said. which provides assistant- ed a lot from my work, money
the highly competitive nature of pre-med students. “Everyone Instructors also expressed ships and scholarships, pro- and experience wise,” he ex-
is trying to get a good recommendation,” he said. “Why would their skepticism about LAU’s motes its program every se- plained.
someone blow it [by stealing exams?]” new tuition strategy. “Stu- mester during recruitment Ataya also tried work out-
“It’s very hard to cheat or take out a phone during an exam,” R. dent take courses and end up and through pamphlets, the side. “I worked three months
M., a student who refused to be identified, said. “But I think it dropping them. LAU website, posters, elec- in a restaurant during night
might be possible to steal an exam because some classes have It is disruptive to the class,” tronic boards and web mail. shifts to pay for my credits, I
forty students and the teacher can’t remember everyone in the Kristiaan Aercke, associate “I applied for financial aid used to study make up for the
classroom.” professor of cultural studies, the moment I entered LAU, time lost on weekends,” he
Despite the moral and academic consequences, some students English and comparative lit- after I heard about it from said.
still try to get ahead of their classmates by soliciting help from erature, said. my relatives,” Mohammad But, although LAU helps its
people outside campus who are more than willing to help for a He added that the new tu- Halabi, a 19-year-old busi- students in many ways, cred-
financial compensation. ition system promotes a “su- ness student, said. “It helps its remain expensive and the
Ali, a tutor for business majors, offers his services to students permarket” approach to edu- me a lot in my tuition fees ev- opportunity for the needy to
who have difficulties in class –if the price is right. The young cation. ery semester.” join the university is limit-
man made a career out of tutoring (and stealing) service and it “Students take courses like “Financial aid applications ed. “I would have loved to join
is a full time job that keeps him busy near campus, where stu- they taste samples and then are open to everybody at LAU or AUB,” Mohamed F.,
dents can seek his services out. drop them if they don’t like LAU,” Samir Obeid, the di- an engineering student, said.
Posing for a student who needs help, a Tribune staff member them,” Aercke explained. rector of the financial aid of- “But the credits are so ex-
called Ali to inquire about his services. “I can steal any exam, Rima Bahous, associate pro- fice, said. Packages include pensive that I couldn’t af-
from any course or classroom,” he claimed confidently. His spe- fessor of education, said that, work study and loans. The fi- ford them even if I got finan-
cialty, however, is business, finance and math. Ali asks for 100 although the new tuition sys- nancial aid office distinguish- cial aid. Very unfortunately,
dollars for the price of every exam. tem was “good” because it es between low, medium and I had to settle for less.”
“I guarantee you the A,” he said. “One of my students got a 104 helped students’ financial-
over 100.” ly, it still affected their aca-
When asked, Ali explained briefly how he steals exams. He demic performance. “They Be sure to follow the Tribune online!
claimed that, when possible, he sneaks into the room where take 18 credits because they
the exam is held, swipes a copy and then heads to a location can pay only for 12 and lat-
outside LAU to solve the exam. He then sends the answers via er feel the pressure and don’t facebook.com/TribuneLAU
text messages or through BlackBerry Messenger to the stu- do well in their courses,” she twitter.com/TribuneLAU
dents who paid for his services. said. “Many end up dropping
“There’s an instructor who allows the use of iPhones during them.”
their exams, because of an app that allows the phone to be Pharmacy, medicine and and visit our website on TribuneLAU.com
used as a graphing calculator,” Ali explained. He said he uses communication art credits
this to his advantage because it makes it easier for him to text cost higher because they in- Send us your feedback and comments to
students without fear of them getting caught. volve higher expenses. Bi-
“Students just tell the teacher that their phones have the ology and chemistry labs al- TribuneLAU@gmail.com
graphing calculator app,” he said. “Meanwhile, what’s really ways need new equipment
happening is that I’m texting them the answers.” and chemical products while
Adviser: Editors-in-Chief: Staff:
The Team:
Yasmine Dabbous Mohamad Yahia Hamade Lama Al-Haqhaq, Diaa Al Jurdy, Diana Bachoura, Tala El Riz, Maria Fellas, Lea Giusti, Ivana Hindi, Eleena Korban,
Caroline Hodroj Sahar Moukaddem, Nour Monajjed, Tala Osseiran, Reem Swaidan
10 Tribune May 9, 2011

OPINION
Awkwardness... and Toilet Paper
Ruba Haj Hassan
LAU Tribune contributor

You know that feeling when I want to know what stairs’ wrong? Usually I manage to need more awkwardness in ture by letting him go first?
you wake up on New Year’s problem is. What the heck, avoid these kinds of situa- my life. It really sucks when What if he expects me to?
Day and your friends send stairs? Who invented you tions by ducking for cover ev- people stare at you in there. What if he wants to continue
you a link to a drunk video of anyway? All you do is make ery time I spot someone who Everybody knows you’re his act of chivalry, though?
yourself on YouTube climb- me fall. Personally, I would slightly resembles someone supposed to look straight What if it’s impolite? What if
ing a wardrobe screaming, “I have called them The De- my cousin thinks is famil- in the mirror and avoid any Nice Guy doesn’t like me any-
want to go to Narnia?” Well, scent of Shame… but no one iar. If that doesn’t work, I form of eye contact. Did you more?! Usually, Nice Guy is
this is nothing like that. lets me name anything. You pretend to be a tree. But ev- not get that memo, Per- a normal person who politely
This is about a whole dif- know those stairs. The ones ery once in a while, my tree son Who Stares At Me To waits for me to walk out first
ferent kind of awkward. Do with the 4-feet-long steps mimicking methods fail me. No End? It makes me think and forgets about the whole
you ever feel like you’re un- that were apparently made And I’m forced into having you’re laughing at my hair. thing in two seconds. I, on
able to perform any mun- for our giant ancestors, or an actual conversation. I try It’s not THAT bad, okay? Ap- the other hand; spend the
dane task without creating Big Foot. (Are our ancestors to avoid the subject of bun- parently they have a lot of next hour agonizing over ev-
an awkward situation for real?). There is no right way nies, and hopelessly attempt conversations in there. I was ery awkward detail. I usual-
yourself and those around of walking down these stairs. to find interesting common surprised too. What kind of ly end up spilling something
you? Do you ever feel like you You can either take two ground. (It’s not my fault you idiot decided it was a good on someone later though, so
can’t achieve any form of hu- short steps on each stair have no opinion on commu- idea to socialize in a bath- it gives me something else to
man contact without exces- or extremely long ones. Ei- nism in egalitarian societ- room? Most of said conversa- think about.
sive awkwardness involved? ther way, you will look stu- ies). Naturally this results in tions go like this: “I like your In time, you learn to adapt
Well, I’m here to tell you pid. There is no graceful way an awkward situation where blouse.”- “Thanks!”- “…Do to your awkwardness. (Not
that you are not alone. (Un- to descend these stairs. It is my friend spends the rest you like my pants??” -“Uh… really. I lie because I care).
less you’re in the bathroom. best to get it over with fast. of his day trying to figure yeah, yeah they’re great.”- But you know who else was
Then you are. Go to class). You have to accept that at out what happened. Poor, “I got a new phone.” -“Oh. awkward? Lady Gaga, that’s
Naturally, I’m an awkward some point in time, you will poor friend. (He’s not dead. I Cool.”- “It’s pink.”- “Okay.”- who. And she’s like totes
person. For some strange fall down these stairs. People didn’t kill him). “Wanna touch it?”- “Uh…” cool now. If she manages to
and unexplained reason I of- will stare. Number 3: Bathrooms. Number 4: Elevators… or not blind us with all her glit-
ten find myself in weird sit- You will pretend to be invisi- More like badrooms. Get it? Doors, or really Anything ter, that is. (Unless you’re al-
uations, unsure of how I got ble. It will become clear that Bad-rooms? It’s like bath- That Moves. ready blind. Then you can’t
there or why I have a turtle you cannot pretend you are rooms, but with bad... I So I’m waiting for the eleva- read this. I could totally
on my head. invisible. You will walk away swear I’m funny sometimes. tor, minding my own busi- make fun of you. But I won’t,
And I’m sure I’m not the only quickly. Public bathrooms are a very ness (tra la la!), and a guy because making fun of blind
one. (I think. That’s what I Number 2: Acquaintances awkward place to be in. Es- stands next to me. The el- people isn’t funny. Ever. Ex-
tell myself at night). Some- It’s not that I don’t like peo- pecially when people speak evator comes and the nice cept sometimes.) I hope this
times it’s not our fault at all. ple. It’s that they scare me. to each other through stalls guy steps back and lets me helped some of you awkward
Sometimes the universe just They’re all like: “I know you! like it’s the most natural go in first. I chipper a cheer- souls out there, and oth-
creates chaos around us to Let’s converse!” And I’m like: thing in the world, while ful “Thank you!” to Nice Guy er people who read my ar-
amuse itself with our awk- “But I have nothing to say. you’re trying to make a seat and walk in. After an awk- ticles. (Hi mom.) But don’t
wardness. (Not cool, Uni- And all I can think of is uni- protector out of pieces of toi- ward silence in the elevator, worry, everybody knows all
verse). So this is to all you so- corns and chocolate bun- let paper. (You know you do we reach our floor and the the great world leaders were
cial outcasts who suffer from nies.” And they’re like: “This it too.) doors open. awkward. (Except for Hit-
the same thing. These are is awkward, I’m leaving.” And then you’re thinking; This is where I panic. ler. He just needed a hug.)
just a few examples of the And I’m like: “Wait! Bun- should you flush while the Should I walk out first? If I I leave you now with some
awkward occurrences you nies!” And thus, I find myself other person is talking? Is do, should I say “thank you” wise words by the great Rene
might have to deal with ev- in a quandary. (Quandary: A that rude? What if they get again? Does the first one Descartes: “I smell; there-
eryday. state of confusion. See also: mad? Is there some kind of still count? Or should I re- fore I am.” See you on the
Number 1: Stairs. “Pickle”). What am I doing bathroom etiquette? Like I turn Nice Guy’s polite ges- other side, kids.

Battle of Kings
Tala Osseiran
LAU Tribune staff

As the countdown starts for down to the field headed by Let’s forget Rooney, Kaka, scoring. 2-0 victory.
the announcement of the these two undoubted leaders. and the rest. There is no Both players are blessed with With every game, Messi is
Champions League Cup, However, the question re- doubt that Messi and Ron- unbelievable skills, yet one able to prove his excellence
all eyes are on the two lock- mains: Who will end up scor- aldo can rightfully claim the is conceited and doesn’t per- by his finishing powers, his
ing horns that are at the top ing more goals in the battle of “world’s best player” title form in the field and the oth- delicate skills and vibrant
of the scoring chart of goals: kings? more than any other. er appears to have gotten the runs that are enough to light
Barcelona’s Lionel Messi and I won’t go into the two nation- Messi, the little Argentin- ball magnetized to his feet. up any game.
Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ron- al teams’ individual success- ean, is a joy to watch and a Messi could go in and out of It’s frightening to think that
aldo. Hearts are pounding es; let’s keep the focus on the nightmare for the opposing the attackers and score a Ronaldo won’t be able to
and sweat has begun to pour. two beauties that provide us defenders who break down in goal in a blink of an eye, the reach half the peak of this
Bets have been made. each game with more of their cold sweat just at the thought same way he stormed his ri- little wizard for another few
Both teams will be taken thrills and frills. of trying to stop him from val Ronaldo with a shocking years.
May 9, 2011 Tribune 11

OFF CAMPUS
Lebanonization of Ads Nepal
By Ivana Hindi
LAU Tribune staff
Child Mar-
Behind the reconstructed
bridge that links Zalka High-
try the creative hub of the
sector.
ern ads appeals to the coun-
try’s sophisticated audience,
forward about it,” Nasser
said. He also pointed out that
riages
way and Antelias, a Johnny Manal Al Rahi, a commu- especially when it comes to billboards reveal more sex- By Iman Soufan
Walker billboard stands tall. nication planner at Feed- perfume and cars. appeal and are more “daring” LAU Tribune contributor
It depicts a strong illustrat- back, skimmed through a set Nasser explained that Leb- in areas outside Beirut.
ed message, one that is an of worldwide inspiring ads anese advertising is far clos- Leo Burnett Levant is the According to human rights
ironic reflection of our coun- in her business files as she er to the European concept of firm behind the Johnnie activists, a child bride is
try’s mindset: A man travers- abruptly commented on the publicity, which differs from Walker bridge campaign, killed every month in Ne-
es a broken bridge, and a poi- problem the industry fac- North America’s heavy focus which has become one of the pal, mostly over arguments
gnant slogan screams “Keep of dowry.
walking.”

Photo via Creative Commons


Child marriages are common
Commercial billboards in in Nepal. Parents of girls as
Lebanon are perfectly re- young as four years old mar-
flective of this small coun- ry off their daughters to teen-
try, where everything is spe- age boys for financial and so-
cial and typically Lebanese. cial reasons. The assumption
Highways are coated with is that weddings will put the
huge billboards that adver- parents’ responsibilities to
tise a variety of products. an end.
Talk about a clashing and col- “Doesn’t a daughter’s mar-
orful emotional roller coast- riage weigh you down? How
er. would we get her married lat-
Khaled Nasser, an adver- er?” Ram Pari Kapre, mother
tising lecturer at the Ameri- of a child bride who recently
can University of Beirut, said got married, explained. “If I
that Lebanese billboards are get her married early, my re-
sometimes void of a specific sponsibility will be over soon-
Lebanese identity. “We have er. I still have the burden of
no such thing as ‘a Lebanese marrying one more daugh-
ad’ but we do use local pop- ter.”
ular figures such as ‘Pipo’ or The lives of young girls are
the ‘teta’ to create a bonding es here. “Unfortunately, lo- on promotion and hard-sell- most iconic images of the July put in danger, especial-
bridge between audience and cal creative work sometimes ing. “We tend to build brand 2006 war. The managing di- ly when families argue over
product,” he said. “People can lacks professionalism,” she images, to develop the poten- rector of this firm revealed dowry. A bride’s family pays
relate to typical ‘Lebanese’ said.” tial customer’s emotional at- that a little less than half of a colossal sum of money
characters, which ultimate- Al Rahi’s face evoked skep- tachment to the product,” the agency’s campaigns were (dowry) to the groom’s. If this
ly make up the ‘Lebanese’ sig- ticism. “Some Lebanese Nasser emphasized. “Our ads cancelled then, resulting in a amount isn’t paid, girls often
nature in most of our ads.” brands have kept a high do not necessarily emphasize 30 to 40 percent drop in rev- get tortured and sometimes
Some products, such as Alma- standard throughout the buying on the spot.” enue. killed.
za, have acquired this nation- years but, lately, they have Another form of “lebanoniza- Political and social events Not only does this practice
al character status through failed to measure up to the tion” reveals itself in the ob- seem to be the main fuel be- endanger young girls’ health,
the wittiness and creativi- right ethical standards,” she jectification of women. “The hind creativity and profit in it also increases the amount
ty of the country’s art direc- complained. Lebanese perception of the the Lebanese advertising in- of uneducated females in Ne-
tors. The new ad of this Leb- Criticism of billboards and western world is one of naked dustry. A battle of political pal.
anese alcoholic beverage on other advertisements is not bodies on billboards and on parties is indeed expressed “I wish my parents had nev-
the Dora highway takes one limited to Lebanese citizens. TV, which is wrong,” said Ma- through witty billboards of er done this to me, getting
of the typical Lebanese com- According to a 2009 study, 60 rie-Joe Jamous, a 22-year-old different flavors and colors. me married instead of send-
plaints to another level. “Am percent of consumers world- fresh advertising and mar- Research reveals that elec- ing me to school,”14-year-old
I the reason behind all this wide believe that market- keting graduate. “They are tions, wars and similar politi- Laxmi Chaudhary said. She
Dora traffic?” the billboard ing and advertising are “out trying to be westernized but I cal events may make or break was married at age nine.
asks, in a nod to the Alma- of control.” People in general believe they got it wrong.” the volatile market. Accord- “I hope other children will
za headquarters on the busy believe that advertisers are Nicole Nahas, a 45-year-old ing to a study by Ipsos Medi- not suffer like me,” Chaud-
highway. there to sell us products we Lebanese, argued that Eu- aCT, the Future Movement hary added.
According to a Daily Star ar- do not need. “In a very flawed ropean countries seem to be was spent most on billboards, Nepal boasts the highest
ticle, Lebanon has earned the world, advertising gives you more conservative than Leb- with an expenditure rate of amount of child marriages in
reputation of a driving force a hint of the perfect won- anon. “We see billboards that 957,728 dollars in 2009. It the world, according to Ne-
behind the regional adver- derland, in the sense that it represent half naked wom- is followed by the Free Pa- pal’s Demographic Health
tising market over the past makes your life easier, nic- en or almost naked women triotic Movement, with a to- Survey.
few decades. The well-edu- er,” Al Rahi said. every day,” she said. “Is that tal of 514,775 dollars on out- “Most parties representing
cated, multi-lingual human Studies about advertising in ethical?” door ads for the same year. the area have the same cul-
resource pool and a relative- Lebanon demonstrate that “Television ads in Lebanon Like Lebanon itself, adver- ture, it’s a very feudalistic
ly free, though politically sen- creative departments some- tend to hint at sexual mes- tisements in this small Med- culture,” Mahendra Paswan,
sitive, media environment times “import” visuals from sages or visuals, while bill- iterranean country go up and a member of the Nepalese
have indeed made the coun- abroad. Reproducing west- boards tend to be straight- down with the national. Parliament, said.
May 9, 2011 Tribune 12

OFF CAMPUS
I Put a Spell on You
Sahar Moukaddem
LAU Tribune staff

Umm Omar is a 54-year-old evil eye in churches. “A long

Photo by: Yasmine Dabbous


woman with dark hair and time ago, people used to be-
light blue eyes. People fear lieve in the evil eye and they
her and try to avoid her be- themselves asked for these
cause, they say, she has the prayers,” he explained.
power to cause impairment, Western Science has long
domestic problems and acci- rejected the emission of en-
dents. She gives the evil eye. ergy by the eye but psychi-
Umm Omar believes she has atrist Colin A. Ross proved
the strange power to dam- through the Electomagnet-
age anything she stares at ic Beam Detection System
for a long time. “The eye has that eyes emit an energy that
energy, like any part of your can be captured and mea-
body, but this energy differs sured. There is no scientific
from one person to another,” proof, however, that this en-
she said. “Evil eye is related ergy has the strength to alter
to envy and jealousy but I’m things or inflict bad luck.
not an envious person. I just But regardless of the debate,
have a power that causes mi- some people make a living
nor accidents to things I look out of curing victims of evil
at for a long time.” stares. Among them is Layla.
Umm Omar discovered this She claims she has the pow-
power at the age of 10, when er to expel the evil eye, wed a
she and her sister want- lonely girl and release black
ed to test for how long they magic from a patient’s body.
can stare at a waiter work- Before setting up an appoint-
ing in a café. “I noticed that, er and I don’t want to lose it.” and yawned,” she said. “This evil eye of a person close to ment with Layla, her secre-
for three times in a row, he The belief in the evil eye is means that I was affected by her. Sarine said that when- tary sits with you and asks
tripped or dropped the plat- ancient. For centuries, this an evil eye.” ever she crossed this friend, some key questions for the di-
ter he was holding whenev- supernatural power has been Ruqya is a process, renowned something bad happened to agnosis. These include your
er I stared at him,” she said. blamed for diseases, death, in Islam, where a sheikh or her. “Once, she saw me in name, your mother’s name
“I was really shocked and I natural disasters and acci- other religious individual re- my new car and, five minutes and your date of birth.
tried to strengthen this pow- dents. Reference to the evil cites specific verses from the later, a small rock fell on the Layla sometimes uses
er through trials.” eye is found on Sumarian, Quran to cure patients from glass and broke it into the Quran verses but explains
“I am known in the vil- Babylonian and Assyrian the evil eye, magic, jinn and shape of an eye,” she said. that there are also a “mil-
lage for giving the evil eye,” clay tablets. related problems. In order to protect herself lion types of other methods”
Umm Omar added. “The fun- Believers in the evil eye “Islam confirmed the exis- from the evil eye, Sarine fol- she may use upon request.
ny thing is that people try to consider that the eye is a tence of the evil eye,” Sheikh lows several rituals includ- You have to pay 50 dollars to
avoid me. But this doesn’t source of envy. It is therefore Khaled Ayoubi said. He re- ing going to St. Charbel and know whether you were a vic-
bother me, it just makes me enough to stare at something ferred to a hadith on the is- praying or asking someone to tim of an evil eye and an ad-
laugh.” jealously to inflict harm. sue. “Whoever among you perform a ruqya on her with ditional 50 dollars and to get
The middle-aged woman con- It is believed that some peo- sees someone’s possessions the Bible. rid of it. The price “depends
firmed that she could hurt ple, including newborns, that he likes, let him offer a Although many Christians on the power of the evil eye,”
someone unintentionally if breast feeders, the beautiful duaa to bless it, because the resort to rituals that cure the according to Layla.
she gets angry at him or her. and the rich, are more at risk evil eye is real,” the hadith evil eye, Priest Antoine As- Hajj Bashir also cures peo-
“If you don’t want to get hurt, of getting the evil eye than says. saf said that such techniques ple of the evil eye. He has a
don’t hurt me or my chil- others. “Allah commands us to seek are rejected by Christianity. “clinic” in Beirut, where he
dren,” she said firmly. “One “My uncle died because of protection from the eye when “Some Christians took this receives clients and promises
time, my daughter was talk- an evil eye,” Layla Anka, a He says ‘and from the evil of habit from Islam and it is not to purify them from the evil
ing with a guy and he mis- 20-year-old student, said. the envier when he envies [Al related to Christianity in any eye. You are not allowed to
treated her, I got so upset and “After he was complete- Falaq 113:5],’” Sheikh Ayou- way,” he explained. ask him about the techniques
the moment he left our house ly cured from cancer, people bi added. He explained that, Assaf said that, although he uses, as they are “secrets
he fell on the stairs and broke wondered how he was able to when you know the person envy is stated in the Bible, of the trade,” as he puts it.
his leg.” She laughed at the heal and said it was a mira- who gave you the evil eye, you there is no evidence of the ex- Besides spinsterhood, ill-
memory. cle. The second day, we found can ask him or her to perform istence of a power called the nesses and death, the evil eye
Umm Omar said that the him dead.” a ritualistic wash and later evil eye. has been also blamed for po-
power she has could even Anka herself is familiar with wash yourself with water he “God asked us not to envy, litical revolutions and crises.
hurt her own family. “When this issue. People told her or she used. If one does not but there is no such thing Libyan President Muammar
I say my son is doing great in that the reason behind the know who the source of the as an external power that Qaddafi indeed asserted that
school, the second day he fails terrible headache she once evil stare is, then one would causes damage because of the recent revolts against his
his exam,” she said. “Some had was the evil eye. “I went have to resort to a ruqya. envy,” he explained. regime were caused by an
people advise me to go to a to a sheikh to do a ruqya, Sarine B., a 30-year-old Assaf conceded that it was evil stare. “The village is a
sheikh to find a cure but I re- and, when he recited vers- housewife, asserted that she possible to find old prayers victim of an evil eye,” he said
fuse. God gave me this pow- es from the Quran, I cried frequently got affected by the to expel the effects of the solemnly.

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