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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2011
Letter from the editor

W
hen I got the chance were any songs from his 40-year
to interview Ritchie career that he’s most proud of.
Blackmore, the “I hate them all,”
guitarist for Deep Purple Blackmore joked. “Half the time,
and Rainbow for this week’s I can’t remember half of them,
WHAT issue, I couldn’t pass up the

opportunity. With his wife
Candice Night, Blackmore
so favorites, I think I’d have to
hear some names before I could
WAS
say which ones I like.”
fronts the Renaissance-themed I brought up “Smoke on
Blackmore’s Night, which will the Water,” one of Deep Purple’s
YOUR perform Saturday, May 14 at the

Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg.
biggest hits, and Blackmore had
this to say:
FIRST
I was told Blackmore “That pays the bills. At the
didn’t want to talk about his time it was very interesting
Rachel A. Pugh time with Deep Purple or because ‘Smoke on the Water’
Nikki M. Mascali
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“A 1984 Plymouth Reliant ‘K-car’
Rainbow, two bands that are in
heavy rotation on Boneyard, my
favorite Sirius station — and
was re-released three times.
They released it, it did nothing.
Then they released it again, it
with a Marilyn Monroe decal on — which only had an AM radio.” two bands whose music I’d did nothing. So the third time
the window.” always enjoyed. Disappointing, they released it, people actually
but it wasn’t the first time (and took notice, and all of a sudden,
probably wouldn’t be the last) it went to No. 1, which kind of
I’d been told that about someone makes me wonder how many
I was interviewing. songs people can release which
Blackmore has a bit of do nothing, but would be a hit if
a reputation for being difficult, they were re-released.
and after Night passed the phone “And, inversely it’d be nice if
to him following my interview some people didn’t release some
with her, I can’t say I wasn’t of the songs that were hits,” he
apprehensive as I waited for added with a laugh.
him to pick up. The interview You can find the full story on
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Iron Cowboy set to release its debut CD.
49 SORRY MOM & DAD NOVEL APPROACH: Steven Tyler,

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May 11-17, 2011
By Chuck Shepherd
Weekender Wire Services
PIPE DREAMS pulpit, and someone goes to the berger, 64, was arrested in Clay-
The cure for emphysema is computer, and there you are.” ton County, Ga., for shooting a
cigarette smoke piped directly -- In April, two police con- neighbor’s dog with a BB gun
into the lungs, according to stables in North London, En- after complaining that he was
chemist Gretha Zahar, whose gland, threatened Louise Wil- tired of the Chihuahua “poop-
lows with arrest for criminal ing” in his yard. The neighbor,
COVER STORY clinic has treated 60,000 people
in Jakarta, Indonesia, in the past damage and forced her to clean Leticia Mendoza, told police
37 decade. Zahar (with a Ph.D. her artwork from a city side- that her dog was innocent, in
from Padjadjaran University in walk. Willows had cleared off that Casey had actually relieved
LISTINGS West Java) modifies the tobacco
smoke with “nanotechnology” to
25 deposits of droppings that
dog-walkers had failed to re-
himself inside right before she
let him out. (2) Jonathan Avery,
THIS JUST IN...10 move and in their place drawn 31, was arrested in Benson,
remove “free radicals” and ad-
CONCERTS…20-21 just the mercury levels — and pink cupcakes in chalk (with a N.C., in February for hitting his
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT…22 touts her “divine cigarettes” as nearby message, “Dog owners, son, 6, on the head with a
THEATER…34 cures for “all” diseases, in- Please clear up your dog’s mess. spoon, drawing blood with a cut
cluding cancer, with only a wink Children walk here”). that became infected. Hospital
AGENDA…38-39, 42, 45, 53 personnel treating the kid called
of the eye from the government
SPEAK & SEE…48 (which opposition leaders say is CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE police, as Avery had apparently
CAR & BIKE...50 in the pocket of Indonesia’s -- The notorious U.S. military attempted to suture the wound
tobacco industry). Though contractor KBR, prominent for with fishing line.
MUSIC 400,000 Indonesians die yearly
from smoking-related causes,
having earned several billion
dollars from no-bid contracts INEXPLICABLE
MUSIC ON THE MENU… 16 during the Iraq and Afghanistan -- Explicable Only as Meta-
nicotine “addiction” was only
ALBUM REVIEWS…18 reluctantly and subtly mentioned wars and which has been ac- phor: On April 13, a customer
CHARTS…18 in recent regulations. One phar- cused of numerous employee who had been watching videos
BLACKMORE’S NIGHT...24 macology professor said he had sexual harassment cover-ups in a booth at the Golden Gate
never heard of anyone dying of (including nine pending lawsuits Adult Superstore in downtown
SULLY ERNA...26 filed by female employees), has San Francisco (and whose name
smoking, which he called a
apparently been voted by readers was not released) ran from the
STAGE & SCREEN “good, cheap alternative” to
expensive drugs. of Woman Engineer magazine as store into the street engulfed in
MOVIE REVIEW…27 one of the top 50 places for flames. No explanation for the
RALPHIE REPORT…30 UNCLEAR ON THE women to work. (KBR and other fire was given, but the man was
CONCEPT companies on the list made taken to St. Francis Memorial
STARSTRUCK…30 announcements in April, but at Hospital suffering from third-
-- Marla Gilson, 59, was fired
NOVEL APPROACH…34 in April after her employer cal- press time, Woman Engineer’s degree, life-threatening burns.
lously rejected her offer to work issue containing the list had not
FOOD & FASHION from home in Chevy Chase, been published.)
A NEWS OF THE WEIRD
NEWS OF THE WEIRD…7 Md., at reduced salary, while she
recovers from chemotherapy and ZERO TOLERANCE? CLASSIC (MARCH 1993)
STYLE FILES…43 a bone marrow transplant for her Recently, public school stu- A Tulsa, Okla., physician,
DISH...44 leukemia. Gilson’s job was chief dents were expelled in Spot- writing in a 1992 issue of the
TELL US…46 executive of the Association of sylvania, Va. (possession of Irish Journal of Psychological
BUT THEN AGAIN…53 Jewish Aging Services of North homemade tubing for launching Medicine, reported on a 32-year-
America, which serves 112 facil- plastic “spitballs” in lunchroom old woman whose neighbors had
horseplay) (December); arrested just had a large satellite dish
MISC. ities that help frail and elderly
Jews during their final years. in Hammonton, N.J. (a 7-year- installed in their yard. The wom-
MOTORHEAD…49 Gilson’s termination also made old, for bringing to class a Nerf- an became convinced that she
SORRY MOM & DAD...49 her health care much more ex- type “gun” that fired soft balls) was being wooed by Donald
SHOW US SOME SKIN…51 pensive and potentially made her (January); and arrested in Arva- Duck and that the dish had been
uninsurable in the future if her da, Colo. (for drawing violent placed there to facilitate his
SIGN LANGUAGE…54 treatment is successful. (None- stick figures, which was recom- communicating with her. She
WEEKENDER MAN…69 theless, the board of directors mended by his therapist as a spent lots of time “hovering”
WEEKENDER MODEL…70 thanked her for her service and way to tamp down harmful around the dish and eventually
wished her a “speedy recovery.”) thoughts) (February). Mean- undressed and climbed into it,
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consummated marriage to Mr.
DESIGN BY…STEVE HUSTED unsuccessfully with a judge in allowed Ryan Ricco, 18, to play Duck. W
VOLUME 18 • ISSUE 26 March to remove him from the for his school in a big basketball
National Sex Offender Registry, tournament despite being on Are you ready for News of
to which he had been assigned modified house arrest after the Weird Pro Edition? Every
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When the band announced that
Foxes’ laid-back ‘Blues’ it was releasing a new album
earlier this year, the question
Fleet Foxes recently If anything, “Helplessness on the minds of many fans and
released its sophomore effort Blues” is even more laid- critics was whether or not it
“Helplessness Blues,” another back and mellow — if that’s would be as good as their 2008
fusion of folk and indie-rock even possible. While Fleet self-titled debut. While this is
sounds with hypnotizing vocals. Foxes’ music would never be somewhat unfair, when an artist
Few bands in recent memory considered high-energy, only a sets the bar as high as Fleet
have received the same critical few songs (such the title track, Foxes did, a comparison like
acclaim and rave reviews as Fleet “The Shrine/An Argument” and this is to be expected. However,
Foxes have, and the expectations “Grown Ocean”) have much of while “Helplessness Blues” may
for this album have been set a tempo at all. However, that’s not be received by everyone with
very high. The band has defined not to say that the remainder the same open arms, it serves as
its style and sound, and the of the album doesn’t. The band a great continuation piece as well
challenge for it now is to see experiments with a wide variety as being able to stand on its own,
if it can still make albums that of instruments and sounds (as and fans couldn’t ask for more
sound new and fresh or if it falls on “The Cascades,” “Bedouin than that.
into the same trap many other Dress” and “The Plains/Bitter
artists have where every album Dancer”), but unlike many
The Fleet Foxes
is a carbon copy of what came others, Fleet Foxes do this for -- Mike Irwin WWWW “Helplessness Blues”
before. a reason. It’s not simply for the Weekender Correspondent
tone (in a good way), the album opens steady beat of bass drums, cymbals and
with “Walking Barefoot,” a track that harmonica before a dirty bluegrass guitar
is pleasant, but not remarkable. In fact, kicks in.
“Today We Sail,” in its entirety, could be “Giving Tree” is the first of three
described exactly that way and feels like standout tracks that have one thing
it could have been taken to another level. in common: Fantastic organ work by
Though the lyrics are heartfelt, such as Reverend James Leg of Black Diamond
Heavies. “Giving Tree” has a tasty
on “Bayou Lover” and “Deaf Dumb and
classic-rock lead in with warbling,
Blind,” there is an intangible power that church organ in the vein of The Black
is lacking throughout. Crowes. “It hurts me now to see you
That power seems to make a fleeting cry,” Evans sings on the tune. “The
appearance on “Good Home,” a buoyant sparkle ran away from your eye.” “Hip-
tune with much more dynamic vocals, Hop” is moody and smoldering, with
and the album does gain an edge in its lazy cymbals and more great organ
Boris Garcia latter half. This is especially true in the Left Lane Cruiser from Leg, including a sweet little jam
case of “Fall,” an example of the band’s with Evans’ guitar midway through.
“Today We Sail” “Junkyard Speed Ball” “Pig Farm” features heavy Allman
impressive genre-balancing moxie,
Brothers Band-like guitar amid a somber,
WWW where bluegrass is melded into a pop
W W W 1/2 Southern Baptist church-sounding organ.
song with a hook that is hard to shake.
“Circus” has rollicking, bluesy guitar
Bluegrass is a tough style to master,
Struggling to and an attempt to bring a pop flavor to The trashy side of and bursts of cowbell, while steel
guitar and cymbals are prominent in the
stay afloat it has the potential to fall flat. But with
Boris Garcia, the comprehensive mix the blues moonshine-inspired “Shine,” during
which Evans sings about “the good stuff
Ignoring all distinctions in genre is of the mandolin, banjo and fiddle, and Left Lane Cruiser’s roots may be that’s gonna set me free.” He then takes
a trait that Americana/jam band Boris the way it’s done, comes across as the in Fort Wayne, Ind., but its soul is all to vodka on “Weed Vodka,” declaring
Garcia is notorious for. And while that perfect balance of three very different Mississippi blues. The duo — Freddy that he’s “gonna get ripped with the
virtue is one of the best parts of the genres. On “Today We Sail,” the talent is “Joe” Evans IV (slide guitar/vocals) and Bubonic plague.”
band’s fourth national release, “Today Brenn “Sausage Paw” Beck (drums, “Junkyard Speed Ball” is a down-
there, it is just undeveloped.
harmonica, percussion) — emanates home, foot-stomping good time. It’s safe
We Sail,” the trademark blend of pop,
trashy-blues sounds mixed with punk, to say that if the Allman Brothers Band
bluegrass and jam sounds comes across metal and straight-up rock. and The Black Crowes had a baby, it
as an eclectic blend of instruments, but Many of the songs on the band’s fourth would be these hellcats..
with a sound that is lacking in intensity. album, “Junkyard Speed Ball,” induce
With vocals that are reminiscent of -- Stephanie DeBalko foot tapping, including the opening -- Nikki M. Mascali
a Jakob Dylan-meets-Neil Diamond Weekender Staff Writer track, “Lost My Mind,” which features a Weekender Editor
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Byrd Pressley’s Comedy Series: May 255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Dolls: July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2011 fans of the guitarist’s Deep Pur-
ple and Rainbow days might be
treated to a Blackmore’s Night
version of some of their favorite
songs; the band has even covered
of Blackmore's Night
a few on previous albums.
“Every night, we do ‘Soldier
of Fortune’ (from Deep Purple’s
1974 album, ‘Stormbringer’),”
shared Night, who once did a
duet of Rainbow’s “Street of
By Nikki M. Mascali Dreams” with its original singer
Weekender Editor Joe Lynn Turner. “Every once in
a while they crop up. We change
the setlist every night — and he
R
itchie Blackmore has been changes how he plays the songs
behind the guitar of nu- every night … if he feels like
merous classic-rock playing anything from ‘Smoke
songs, songs like “Woman From on the Water’ to ‘Woman From
Tokyo” and “Smoke on the Wa- Tokyo,’ he pulls them out.
ter” with Deep Purple and a “I think it’s great for him be-
cover of Russ Ballard’s “Since cause he doesn’t have to play
You Been Gone,” which was a hit those songs, like when you’re in
for his band Rainbow — but he those bands, it’s expected to play
doesn’t want to talk about any of those songs every night, but now,
that. he can do it when he wants to.
In fact, he won’t. It’s nice to not have those stip-
What Blackmore wants to talk ulations put on you.”
about, though, is what has been Long rumored to be difficult to
his career for the past 14 years: work with — Rainbow lead
Blackmore’s Night, the Renais- singer Ronnie James Dio report-
sance-themed folk duo he fronts edly left after “creative differ-
with his wife, Candice Night. ences” with Blackmore, and
Also featuring four “minstrels,” Blackmore ousted other mem-
the sextet will perform Saturday, bers during the course of the
May 14 at the Sherman Theater band’s existence — there was just
in Stroudsburg. Blackmore’s Night, featuring Ritchie Blackmore and Candice Night, center, will something about working with
Blackmore fell for Renais- perform Saturday at the Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg. Night that clicked, long before
sance music after hearing David the two were a couple.
Munrow and the Early Music “We were friends before we
Consort of London in 1972. “I think when we first put the music out there, people got involved with each other,”
“They were playing music for
a series on BBC at the time,” thought that we were completely insane, or at least Blackmore said. “We’d talk to
each other about paranormal and
Blackmore shared recently from Ritchie (Blackmore) because he’d been doing nothing metaphysical things that I don’t
his home on Long Island. “That’s really speak to people about, and
where I first heard it, and after but rock music for decades.” things just progressed from there.
that, I just went bonkers for it, As a musician, she’s incredible.”
fiddling around for it.” Candice Night of the early
days of Blackmore’s Night Night seconded their connec-
At first, since he was playing tion.
rock music with Deep Purple, “To become incredible, such
Blackmore mostly just listened to close soul mates with (Ritchie),
Renaissance and medieval music. “He was playing this music all ly accurate texts or music and tion that we have with our fans.” like basically the first day of
It wasn’t until he met “a lot of the time, and eventually I moved things like that, so we kind of She likens their sound as the meeting him, we really clicked
German medieval minstrels in in with him in 1991, and just both see the same inspiration in musical equivalent to romance on so many levels,” she said. “He
this castle” around 1986-87 that being around the music and very, very different ways.” novels. said that when I walked in the
things changed. being in the middle of the woods, “For some reason, it tends to room, he felt like I was an old
“I just loved the way they it was almost like the soundtrack AN ETHEREAL really reach a lot of people, but friend before we even really,
sounded and played so much, I of nature. It was really trans- CONNECTION you can’t narrow it down to one really met. We were friends for a
N
got more involved in it,” he said. porting me.” ight has seen the response demographic or one genre, which couple years before it really
“After a while, at the end of Though both musicians — in to Blackmore’s Night is wonderful to me,” she said. “It progressed, like any relationship
Rainbow (in 1997), I was playing addition to vocals, Night plays change since the band’s bridges a generation gap — and does. It’s my Cinderella story —
more medieval music on my the penny whistle, shawm, gem- inception. gender gap — and winds up I’m waiting to wake up, actually.”
guitar than I was rock ’n’ roll.” shorn, recorder and other in- “I think when we first put the being a whole generational con- W
And it wasn’t until Blackmore struments — are inspired by this music out there, people thought nection, which for us is so beau-
met Night in 1989 that the soft- genre of music, they have differ- that we were completely insane, tiful that whole families get to
spoken, affable singer got bitten ent takes on it. or at least (Ritchie) because he’d enjoy our music.”
by the Renaissance — and per- “I love the fantasy of it, the been doing nothing but rock Blackmore’s Night released its Blackmore’s Night, Sat., May
forming — bug herself. romantic visuals of it, the woman music for decades,” she said. eighth album, “Autumn Sky” in 14, 8 p.m., Sherman Theater
“I had gone up to his house in who is waving the handkerchief “And it’s just grown in leaps and January; the album is dedicated (524 Main St., Stroudsburg).
Connecticut, this big, old English from the castle window to the bounds. I think people bought to the couple’s daughter, Au- Tickets: $36-$39.50, via web-
Tudor house, very dark wood,” knight who’s riding off on a (our music) for Ritchie’s name, tumn, who turns one this month. site, Ticketmaster, box office.
Night recalled. “It was in the white horse,” Night explained. and since then, it spread mostly While Blackmore’s Night’s Info: blackmoresnight.com,
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middle of the woods, and it really “Whereas Ritchie pulls from through word of mouth. It’s a music is the focal point of Sat- shermantheater.com,
set the scene of kind of going very purist, traditional, historical- really grassroots kind of connec- urday’s show at the Sherman, 570.420.2808
back to this other world.
Bruno Mars
Christina sees how hot Josh looks

with his shirt off, it’s all going to
be over. At least Geoffrey will
have fun polishing Fergie’s 8,000
launches
pairs of shoes and ridiculous
touring outfits. Careful with the
mirrored corsets!
iPhone app
Russell Brand & Katy
Perry/Prince William & Kate
What if these J Lo and Mark Anthony swapped spouses Middleton
with Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka? Both couples are newlyweds,
but we suspect Wills and Kate
By Gerrick D. Kennedy
Los Angeles Times
Could these celebs could stand to learn a little about
having a fun marriage — we
didn’t see any elephants at that
F
ans of Bruno Mars can
now play along with the
Grammy-award winner in
swap spouses? wedding. Enter Russell and Katy.
The royals will have rooms filled
with trampolines and pudding —
a new rhythm-based iPhone and and other stuff — by the time
iPod game. Sorry, David, you won’t be Katy moves out of the palace.
“Bruno Mars Revenge,” re-
By Dana Moran (Fun creepy fact: Katy wore Wil-
Weekender Wire Services getting Neil back from this swap.
leased Monday from Tapulous Jennifer quickly will realize Neil liam and Kate nail decals to cele-
(now part of Disney Mobile), is is both way more fun and way brate their April 29 wedding.)
A
inspired by the tracks and art- BRUNO MARS s if there isn’t enough more attractive than her undead
work from his platinum debut jealousy in Hollywood husband, Marc. Plus, both couples Beyonce & Jay-Z/Heidi
album, “Doo-Wops & Hooli- and accuracy. already! ABC has ordered have twins anyway! David and Montag & Spencer Pratt
gans.” Mars’ app also features lyrics a celebrity version of its popular Marc will have to settle for writ- What happens when the world’s
The app challenges users to tap to his tracks, a downloadable “Wife Swap” series, deadline.com ing an album together and moping most private famous duo crosses
along to 10 tracks from the al- photo gallery, biography, Twitter reports, in which famous people over their lost spouses. with the world’s most public
bum, including “Grenade,” “Just feed and chat rooms. would trade lives for a week. infamous duo? Nothing sane. Our
the Way You Are,” “The Lazy The singer joins chart-toppers While celebs seem to do a pretty Christina Hendricks & only hope here is that Hova’s
Song” and “Marry You.” such as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry good job of this on their own, here Geoffrey Arend/Fergie & hotness will be enough to melt
Like the other games in the and Justin Bieber, who all have are a few switches we’d like to see Josh Duhamel Heidi’s plastic surgery away.
bestselling “Tap Tap Revenge” had a “Tap Tap Revenge” game ... for better or for worse. Frankly, we’re surprised Geof- Beyonce will probably just “for-
series, the goal is to tap each of branded with their likeness. frey ever lets Christina out of his get” Spencer in a corner some-
the colored balls when they reach “Bruno Mars Revenge” is Jennifer Lopez & Marc sight, so this one would be a big where — or realize he’s really,
a line at the bottom of the screen. available for $4.99 in the app Anthony/Neil Patrick Harris stretch. Suffice it to say, once really good at carrying shopping
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the F.M. Kirby Center in Wilkes-
Joining Erna on vocals in the There won’t be any new God-
Barre Saturday, May 14. Then,
“Avalon” band is Lisa Guyer, a smack material at Mayhem Fest.
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ends, it’s back on the road with
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The six-piece band includes “We just finished doing ‘The
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one to the other. There’s some
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Godsmack dates right in the
While the songs have a rock- awhile and just enjoy the tours.”
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movie review

By Mike Sullivan
Weekender Correspondent WW W
Chris Hemsworth plays the lead in ‘Thor’ opposite Natalie Portman as Jane Foster.
This superhero isn’t just for nerds

his hammer as it smashes into
their grotesquely enlarged skulls
is oddly cathartic and worth the
W
price of admission alone.
ho would have ever kill two hours of the unceasing (Anthony Hopkins) was holding Branagh’s stiflingly middlebrow But best of all, “Thor”
thought there would misery that is your life. in honor of his arrogant son interpretations of “Hamlet” and isn’t just for nerds and small
be a “Thor” movie? But before we get to the Thor (Chris Hemsworth). Going “Henry V” don’t readily indicate children. Sure there are jokey
Outside of the nerdiest of comic actual review, can we discuss against Odin’s wishes, Thor him as a person with the sense references to Thor’s old alter
nerds, who would willingly the accents in this film? Why do along with his half-brother of humor and visual style to ego, Dr. Donald Blake and,
follow the exploits of a guy the Norse gods all speak with a Loki (Tom Hiddleston), sister make a story that is basically yes, Hawkeye and Nick Fury
that looks like a high-concept British inflection? How is that Sif (Jaimie Alexander) and the about a man and his quest for put in cameo appearances and,
Chippendales dancer wandering possible? It’s weird. three warriors retaliate against a missing hammer interesting. you’re right, the Destroyer does
around the streets of New At any rate, “Thor” starts out Jotunheim and quickly find But as the film reveals, Branagh look exactly the same as when
Mexico hitting people with like a less nerdy (but still pretty themselves in over their heads. was a surprisingly good choice. he appeared in “Journey into
a hammer as he indignantly nerdy) version of “The Lord Thor’s hasty and prideful His Shakespearian background Mystery Vol. 118,” but these
shouts things like thou, doth of the Rings.” Apparently the actions have only managed to brings the right kind of hammy needlessly geeky digressions are
and aye? Yes, it’s a crowded realm of Asgard is locked into get him banished to Earth where balance to the scenes set in mostly kept in the margins and
field, but “Thor” has to be an uneasy truce with Jotunheim, the film morphs into a fish-out- Asgard where the characters won’t irritate those with actual
one of the goofiest creations a strange arctic planet inhabited of-water comedy as Thor learns all seem to talk … LIKE … sex lives.
to ever emerge from Marvel’s by large hulking brutes that all humility through such modern THIS! Yet even though the As superhero movies grow
House of Ideas. Luckily, the resemble feral versions of the conveniences as waffles, pet film doesn’t take itself very increasingly cynical and dour,
filmmakers behind “Thor” Cold Miser from “The Year shops and Natalie Portman seriously, Branagh never looks it’s nice to find one that isn’t
recognize the inherent goofiness Without Santa Claus.” But this who is on hand to remind us down on the material and, afraid to take on a lighthearted
of the concept and just run truce is broken when a gang of that astrophysicists are the incredibly, really knows his and almost old-fashioned tone.
with it. Although “Thor” never these monstrosities sneak into prettiest of all scientists (sorry way around an action sequence, It’s oddly refreshing. Oh, and
reaches the dizzying heights Asgard and attempt to steal geologists). specifically the one in which for those who actually give a
of “Spider-Man” or even “Iron back an ancient Jotunheimian Kenneth Branagh was an odd Thor takes on an army of Frost shit about these things: Stan
Man,” the film remains a fun relic, effectively spoiling the choice to helm a big, readymade Giants almost single handedly. Lee puts in a cameo as a truck
and completely painless way to grand dinner party that Odin blockbuster like “Thor.” The metallic clunking sound of driver. Excelsior!
reel attractions
Upcoming attractions
Opening this week: Are airline prices that bad we Jack’s back!
“Bridesmaids,” “Priest” have to travel like this now?
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Opening next week:

“Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” “Priest” “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”
tech talk
By Nick Delorenzo
Special to the Weekender
Stay safe from hackers

information is going and
how it’s used.
Two: Think twice before
entering any sensitive
T
he recent news that children or young people who restrictions, and it encourages information. You’re never
PlayStation users’ do the data entry. people to regurgitate as much fully secure. It may be
personal data has been So, let’s say you give your personal information as a good idea to establish
compromised might seem credit card number to your possible. And increasingly, it separate accounts or cards
like generic “Who cares?” children or input it in a game has been moving to offer paid for online-only usage, and
technology news. Unless you console yourself so that your services to consumers as well. even a separate e-mail
happen to own a PlayStation, children can buy new games, Realistically, anything address from which to
of course. buy expandable content or that connects to the Internet conduct business. W
Hacking and data theft utilize other paid services. — your phone, your Xbox,
are part of life in the 21st But how much attention do your TV — all have access Nick DeLorenzo is
century — it’s gone from an typical parents pay to what to at least some personal director of Interactive and
“oh no” scenario to a “darn it, information. Internet-enabled New Media for The Times
their children are doing, aside Leader. Write him at
not again” occurrence. When from ensuring that they aren’t TVs for example, require you ndelorenzo@timesleader.
proper security measures are playing games with overly to input an e-mail address com.
taken, your data is generally graphic content? and sometimes credit card
safe, so you have no one to Granted, that’s not quite information to purchase apps.
blame but yourself. how the current PlayStation How secure are these new
However, depending on hack works. mediums? Who is responsible
your age — and parents, I’m But it is, without a doubt, for their security?
directing this at you— you putting sensitive information Two points:
can’t easily protect data in someone else’s hands — One: You are, ultimately, the
that gets entered into your someone who may not have last possible gatekeeper when
PlayStation, Xbox or other sufficient judgment. it comes to your personal
generic Internet-enabled And let’s look at Facebook information. Do at least a little
devices. And in many cases, it’s as well. There are few age research to discover where that
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Special to the Weekender starstruck
H
ot Chelle Rae’s “Tonight
Tonight” opens with the
line, “It’s been a really
really messed up week.” In
another example of life imitat-
ing art, it was an awful week
for the Nashville, Tenn., band. Ralphie interviews Hot
The lead guitarist was the vic- Chelle Rae.
tim of an alleged armed rob-
bery, and the lead singer was these girls sending in whatever
physically removed from a photos they thought would land
Nashville pizzeria late at night them the gig.”
for what he claims was no Apparently Chord gets all of
reason at all. the tough jobs in life. However
“I got mugged for an iPad,” it wasn’t completely smooth
revealed Nash Overstreet. sailing: The copy machine that
“Yeah, don’t sell stuff on the actress was sitting on shat-
Craigslist.” tered during the filming.
Overstreet linked up in per- Then again, given their past Find the car Karen Bordo of Taylor, left, and Lisa Pepe of
son with the potential buyer,
only to be greeted with a gun.
week, a broken office machine
doesn’t sound so bad.
you want Pittston with Trapt lead singer Chris Brown in
Nash gave up the iPad and in your own Wilkes-Barre in December 2010
fled. A police report was filed, NEW JASON DERULO backyard.
and authorities are currently SINGLE LEAKS
searching for the alleged robber. The good news: Warner Had an encounter with someone famous? If so, the Weekender wants
your pictures for our Starstruck.
“I was shaken up for sure, Bros Records confirmed that I It doesn’t matter if it happened five months ago or five years ago. Send
but what are you going to do?” was one of two DJs in the us your photo, your name, hometown, the celebrity you met, and when
Overstreet said. “You got a entire country to premiere the and where you met them, and we’ll run one photo here each week. E-mail
gun, I got an iPad, let’s just … new single on-air from Jason high resolution JPEGs to weekender@theweekender.com, or send your
yeah, OK.” Derulo last Wednesday night photos to Starstruck, c/o The Weekender, 15 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, PA,
If that wasn’t bad enough, called “Don’t Wanna Go 18703.
lead singer R.K. Follese claims Home.” The club banger sam-
he was physically thrown out of ples Robyn’s 1993 smash,
Mafiaoza’s Pizzeria in the Mu- “Show Me Love.”
sic City last week. A bouncer The bad news: I face a
allegedly threw Follese out by cease-and-desist letter from
his neck for “no reason.” The WBR if I spin it again. Due to
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open late on the weekends, may be pushed up from the
when the incident occurred. original date of Monday.
The boys love Nashville and “Don’t Wanna Go Home” is
claim that despite their stories, the first single from Derulo’s
the city is great to its musi- sophomore album, “Future
cians. Yet still, Follese conced- History.” The leaked version
ed that “it was a really, really was not the final edit of the
messed-up week.” song, but sounded very close to
Thankfully for HCR, it isn’t the cut that WBR played for 97
all bad news. The guys are BHT during a meeting two
currently working on a new weeks ago.
album, which is slated for a The song was officially re-
September release, right after a leased on iTunes Monday. W
tour with We The Kings. “To-
night Tonight” is the LP’s first Listen to The Ralphie Radio
single, and the track cracked Show weekdays from 7
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charts. The music video for the
single was just released last
week, and it features a cameo
I face a cease-and-
from Overstreet’s brother, desist letter from
“Glee” star Chord Overstreet
— who is seen making out Warner Bros
with a woman on a Xerox
machine.
Records if I spin
“There were hundreds of Jason Derulo’s
(girls), but only one was shot,”
new song again.
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Sex, drugs ACTORS CIRCLE AT

PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
$35/person, includes free snacks,
pizza and refreshments at intermis-
Fable:” May 18, 7 p.m., presented by
the Jason Miller Playwrights’ Project.
& incoherence
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(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reser- offset refreshment costs/actor
vations: 570.342.9707, www.actorscir- stipends. Call or visit www.Sub-
cle.org) verseAphrodesia.com for info.
• “Heaven Can Wait:” May 13-15, KING’S COLLEGE
Speaking of Perry, much of 20-22. Fri./Sat., 8 p.m., Sun, 2 p.m. The THEATRE:
Tyler’s reminiscing revolves unlikely story of a boxer taken to (Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., Wilkes- THE PHOENIX
around the love/hate relation- heaven before his time who comes Barre, 570.208.5825)
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PERFORMING ARTS
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to have always known that he 12, $8 GA/seniors, $6 students. and open to public. (409-411 Main St., Duryea,
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“Does the Noise in My (570.814.6790) p.m., May 15, 2 p.m., $12/adult, $8/
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don’t entirely make up for the St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, scene-writing and confidence build- mended.
book’s lack of direction. Trying 800.282.0283, www.bte.org) ing. Call Miss Kim or e-mail Starlit- • Auditions for “My Husbands Wild
to follow Tyler’s thought proc- • “Ghost-Writer:” through May 15, Sheen19@aol.com for info. Classes Desires,” a comedy about a business
ess through the written word is Thurs.-Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., 3 p .m. start soon, space limited to first- executive with problems in the
downright exhausting. With the $24 adults, $19 seniors 60+, $11 chil- come, first serve. bedroom with his long-term wife:
career he has enjoyed up to dren/students, $5 for BU students May 23, 25, 7 p.m. Roles for three
“Does the Noise in My this point and the age in which with ID. men, two women 30-50. Show dates
Head Bother You?” he grew up (where bands like in July/Aug. Call Chas, 371.9269 for
By Steven Tyler the Beatles and The Rolling
LITTLE THEATRE OF info.
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T
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the only individuals privy life, love and the like, things Woods.” Director, Musical Director, WASHINGTON AVE.,
to the sexual preferences get a little strange. This bizar- ELECTRIC THEATRE Technical Director, Costumer. All
of Steven Tyler were the ever- reness is compounded by the those interested please send letter SCRANTON)
devoted groupies camped out fact that his thoughts are sim- COMPANY of intent together with a resume to: ❏ Broadway Theatre League of NEPA
behind the scenes at Aerosmith ply scattered. And the sexual (326 Spruce St., 2nd Floor, Scranton, Artistic Director, Hollie Major, Artis- presents:
concerts. Thanks to the current stories he divulges are some- www.electrictheatre.org, 570.558.1515) ticDirector@ltwb.org. Applications • Mammoth Follies puppet show:
trend of celebrity-penned mem- times so revolting that there is • All New York cast stage reading of must be received before midnight, May 13, 10 a.m., $7
oirs, however, anyone with no doubt the book would be Neil Simon’s “I Ought to be in Pic- May 15.
opposable thumbs and a level taken more seriously if they’d tures:” May 15, 3 p.m. Free.
of literacy can now discover all been left out. • “Fixing Joe:” June 17-18, 8 p.m., SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
that is hidden deep within the Of course, one wouldn’t benefit tickets: $25/general, $20/ MUSIC BOX PLAYERS (570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplay-
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Head Bother You?: A Rock ’n’ drug use) to provide a chron- the rocky shoals of first-time father- • “The Wedding Singer:” May 12-15, • “River’s Edge: The Story of Shaw-
Roll Memoir,” and some of it ological and neatly detailed hood. 19-22. Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m. nee:” May 21-September 2, Fri. and
is more than a little unsettling. account of his life, but the Buffet 90 min. before curtain, dinner Sat. evenings, 8 p.m., matinees, 2
The book is a nonlinear impact of his sometimes fasci- & show and show only tickets avail- p.m., $18/adults, $15/seniors and
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the vocals of Janis Joplin to perhaps the memoir would • “Cinderella:” May 13, 7 p.m. 14+. Bring sheet music of your choice,
the early days of Aerosmith. have more impact if it were accompanist provided. Performances THREE WITCHES
He recounts the birth of some simply a visual retrospective, in June.
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songs, and some of those back Tyler includes. & 23-26. (threewitches2010@aol.com)
stories are surprising. For ex- After all, he’s Steven Tyler: THEATER • “An Evening of Shakespeare,” a
ample, “Sweet Emotion” was We already know he had a lot (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton, compilation of Shakespeare’s most
borne out of Tyler’s anger of sex and did a lot of drugs. 570.342.5555) OLDE BRICK THEATRE memorable monologues and scenes:
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was coming between them and the music. Everything else just by reservation only. Daily at 8 p.m. • Staged reading of Alicia Grega’s $5 students/seniors/children. E-mail
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Strauch did use that film as the basis
for her vision, though, and found it to be
helpful in choosing her cast.
“As far as my knowing ‘Heaven Can
Wait,’ the movie version with Warren
Beatty, I saw those characters, and it kind
of got in my head the kind of characters I
want,” she said. “And it turns out I pretty
much found them.”
Amendola, on the other hand, found
that his preference was to read the script
and translate the character himself,
rather than allowing outside creativity to
influence him.
“No, I tried not to (see the movies);
mainly just to sort of develop the
character on my own, and just act how it
was between the characters, the people
that are in the play this time,” he said.
“So I don’t want to act like a movie or the
“Actually, with this show, it turns out that it’s been so long
since most people have seen (the movies), that it’s not
as recognizable, so you kind of know it, but you don’t.”
“Heaven Can Wait” Director Cathy Strauch
play as much as I want to act how it is in
the script.”
Dante (who didn’t want his last name used) and Saverio Amendola in a scene from Actors Circle’s
As a finish to the season, “Heaven Can
production of ‘Heaven Can Wait.’
Wait,” even with its murder and mayhem,
A celestial
to get into character and play him.” is a lighthearted piece that is brimming
Strauch noted that her instincts were with whimsy. And that is part of why
the driving force behind her decision Strauch thought it would be a good way
to cast Amendola in the leading role to end the season. She also believes this
season ender
after she saw him in a previous stage production will be one for the record
production, and she actually pursued him books for Amendola.
for the part initially. “I think for him, it’s going to be one of
“He was exactly what I needed in a Joe the best shows he’s ever done, because it’s
Pendleton,” she said. so challenging,” she shared. “You know
before his due date by Messenger 7013
‘Heaven Can Wait’ Like many stage performances,
(William Zeranski), and therefore allowed “Heaven Can Wait” has more than one
everyone needs to have one or two shows
in their portfolio, I’ll say, in which they
to come back to life, as determined
comes to life to by Jordan (J.P. McGowan), one of the
film counterpart, but the Actors Circle
adaptation will mirror the original play,
really get to shine. And this is going to be
his shining moment.” W
bigwigs in the spiritual world. Problem
close Actors Circle not the 1978 Warren Beatty film of the
is, Joe’s forced to come back as someone same name. Strauch noted, however, that
else: A recently murdered, crooked banker she doesn’t think the public’s existing
season whose wife, Julia (Ashley A. Michaels), knowledge of the more popular flick “Heaven Can Wait,”
and secretary, Tony (played by David will influence their expectations for the Preview, May 12, 8 p.m.,
By Stephanie DeBalko Hunisch and Andrew Gruden on different upcoming local show.
weekends), are still intent on making May 13-14, 20-21, 8 p.m.,
Weekender Staff Writer “Actually, with this show, it turns out
May 15, 22, 2 p.m.,
T
sure he doesn’t live to see another day. In that it’s been so long since (most people
he main characters in any the meantime, he falls in love with Bette have) seen it, that it’s not as recognizable Providence Playhouse
theatrical production have their (Laura McGowan) while also hoping to … so you kind of know it, but you don’t,” (1256 Providence Road, Scranton).
work cut out for them. Without continue a career in boxing. she said. Info: 570.342.9707, www.actorscircle.org.
a strong cast, a phenomenal Clearly, Saverio Amendola, the actor
plot could come off looking like an portraying Joe Pendleton, has a lot on his
interpretation of a “Wiggles” episode, plate.
and though the pressure to measure up “I have him doing all these things
to a solid script would be enough for any onstage because he’s supposed to be
actor to handle, the upcoming Actors getting the (new) body in shape, and
Circle production, “Heaven Can Wait,” he’s on all the time,” said Cathy Strauch,
takes a stab at redefining the role of the “Heaven Can Wait’s” director. “The guy
protagonist altogether. The play, which barely has a break, God love him.”
will be presented at Providence Playhouse But Amendola is not allowing himself
in Scranton May 12-15 and May 20-22, to feel the pressure of such a huge
will wrap up the group’s 29th season with undertaking.
a campy take on murder and spiritual “Believe it or not, at first I never really
encounters that leaves its principal actor thought of it as intimidating because just
with very little room to relax. the character himself, I am so excited
That lack of downtime is due to the about playing him, that I didn’t really
nature of the play’s plot, where Joe focus on the magnitude of the character
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Pendleton, a 23-year-old New Jersey and how long he’s going to be onstage The cast of ‘Heaven Can Wait.’
boxer, is collected by heaven 60 years and stuff,” Amendola said. “I just wanted
agenda
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Justice Center of Wilkes-Barre. ball tournament, May 28, Wilkes music by Country Kickers and Farm- bration of the Annual Sum-
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starting May 20, ages 18-34, meet start at Pump ’n’ Pantry (Route 706, includes chips. Call to place orders, www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar
once a week, raise $250 by conclu- Memorial Pet Walk May 14, Montrose). 3.5-mile walk to benefit pick up in church kitchen 11 a.m.-2 of events:
sion, all proceeds benefit ALA to noon, McDade Park, $10 to walk with Juvenile Diabetes Research Founda- p.m. ❏ Intergenerational Classes:
break 25 area participants free from pet, $25 for t-shirt. Features food, tion. Visit walktocurejuvenilediabete-
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ACROSS DOWN
1 Grand story 1 Formerly, formerly
5 CXXII quintupled 2 Pocket bread
8 Pond organism 3 PC picture
12 Wealthy 4 Energy point, in yoga
13 Boxer Muhammad 5 Actor Willem
14 Adolescent 6 Paper fastener
15 Old portico 7 Greek consonants
16 Home aquarium 8 Charge
18 Shirt style 9 Mad Shakespearean
20 Third rock from the king
Sun 10 Courteous bloke
21 Anonymous Richard 11 Egyptian cross
22 Lobbying org. 17 Jalopy
23 English composition 19 Plaything
26 Sarge in military 22 Burst
slang 23 “A mouse!”
30 Before 24 - Lanka
31 Dine 25 Moment
32 Female deer 26 Monkey suit
33 Fight with both fists 27 Driver’s lic. et al.
and feet 28 Barracks bed
36 Johnny Mathis 29 Lock opener
classic 31 ... -, la, ti, do
38 Under the weather 34 Off- - (askew)
39 Bronze 35 Amorphous mass
40 - -Saxon 36 Upper limit, for short
43 Grandstand location 37 Injury additive?
47 Strap in a car 39 Clan emblem
49 Desire 40 Requests
50 Hardy cabbage 41 Tidy
51 Wish undone 42 Big party
52 Property claim 43 Despondent
53 Luminary 44 Great Lake
54 Jewel 45 Quite some time
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55 Criterion 46 Campers’ shelter

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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 38 States, Pappy and Mike Quinn, plus • “Vineyards by the Viaduct:” May • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 vance. Garments and accessories of
chance to win tickets to Drive-By 14, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., pre-sale tickets $15, p.m. The Victorian Era on display in front
• Open Studio: Painting, Drawing & Truckers, Get Cryptic show, more. all proceeds benefit NFD. Features of Sharpe House.
Pottery: May 17, 24, 7-8:30 p.m., 13+, Visit www.highway81revisited.com. arts, crafts and other vendors. Taylor Fire Department,
$50/four classes, $15/class. Call to Ladder Company 95 Chicken Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
register. Jim Thorpe events: The Osterhout Free Library Barbecue May 14, noon-5 p.m., Fire ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
• Quilting: Wed. through July 20, ❏ Jim Thorpe Art Weekend, May events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes- Company hall, 614 Union St., Taylor, www.everhart-museum.org)
6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn early 14-15: Barre, www.osterhout.info, $8, tickets available at the door, by • Civil War Road Show: May 13-15,
American quilting techniques to • Sat.: 1-7 p.m., free self-guided open 570.823.0156, ext. 217) calling John Tigue, 570.878.1466 or Nay Aug Park (outside museum). For
make double pinwheel quilt. All studio and gallery tour in historic ❏ Spring Fundraiser: May 21, 6 p.m. by seeing a member from Ladder 95. details, see website.
materials provided, call to register. district; 1 p.m., Amazing Tales, stories at The Westmoreland Club (S. Fran-
❏ Adult Classes: of the history of art in Jim Thorpe at klin St., Wilkes-Barre). Theme is Tingley Glass Spring Open
• Decorative Painting: May 11, 18, 25, Harry Packer Mansion; 2 p.m., pho- James Bond 007. Guests will be House May 20, 10 a.m.-8 p.m., May LEARNING
June 15, 22, 29, noon-3 p.m., 16+, tographic tour of historic district; asked to dress in Bond-inspired 21, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., May 22, 10 a.m.-6
$20/class + cost of painting surface. 2-4:30 p.m., Shannon Marsyada Trio attire, and entertainment, food and p.m., a delightful array of hand- A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre
Pre-registration required, call to sign in Josiah White Park; 3 p.m., ceme- drinks will invoke the classic ele- crafted items by local artists. Call Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570)
up. tery art tour; 4 p.m., wine tasting at gance that is James Bond. Music 570.434.4167 or visit www.tingley- • Mom and Me art classes: every
• Photography for Beginners: May Albright Mansion; 5 p.m., poetry provided by Group du Jour. Tickets glass.com for info. Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies.
16, June 13, 20, 7-9 p.m., June 11, 1-3 reading at Gilded Cupid; 6:30 p.m., are $150/person. There will be a Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to
p.m., 16+, $75. dinner in an art gallery at Moya; 8 raffle for a James Bond 007 adven- A tribute to Jack Robbins, register.
• Pottery and Sculpture: May 16, 23, p.m., Yarn performing at Mauch ture to London; tickets for the raffle former owner operator of
7-8:30 p.m., $60. all materials provid- Chunk Opera House. $25 and available at library, winner Jack’s Collision Service in Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai
ed, all levels of experience. Call to • Sun.: 1 p.m., stained-glass demo at need not be present at gala. is being Wyoming, May 26, River Street Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre:
register. Hill Home Forge glass studio; 2 p.m., done in conjunction with the event. Jazz Café (667 North River Street, 570.829.2707)
• Spanish for Beginners: Wed., photographic tour of historic district Gala tickets include free raffle ticket. Plains), donation of $10 or whatever Ongoing classes. Tuesdays, Thurs-
through June 8, 7-8 p.m., $50. Learn of Jim Thorpe; 3 p.m., open house at Visit website for more info. you can give will be collected for the days, 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese
basic Spanish phrases/vocabulary. selected beds & breakfasts. benefit of the Astra Zeneca Hope Martial Art open hand and weapons
Call to register. Pancake Breakfast 7:30-11:30 Lodge of the American Cancer Socie- sets. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30
• Learn Tunisian Crochet: May 19, 7 Lackawanna College events: a.m. every second Sunday of the ty, free buffet. Call 570.822.2992 for p.m. Class covers Chinese style
p.m., 16+, $35, all materials provided. ❏ Environmental Institute events: month through October, Teeple- info. theories, concepts and applications.
Call to register. (Rt. 435, Covington Twp., Stevenson-Young American Legion “Sport” fighting concepts explained
• Sign Language for Beginners: 570.842.1506, www.lackawanna.edu) Post 765, Lookout (Rt. 191, North of Waverly Community House and practiced.
Thurs., May 12, 26, 6:30-7:30 p.m., 16+. • Feather Art: through June 2, free Honesdale), $6 adults/$3 children. (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly,
$60. with local artist Allen Crothamel. 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) ArtWorks Gallery & Studio
• Sign Language Level 1: Thurs., May • Natural Wonders: every other Scranton Tomorrow, Fidelity events: (502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton.
12, 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m., $50. Thurs. through June 2, 1-2:30 p.m., Bank and EarthBOX Green • Chalk Walk: May 14, 10 a.m.-noon, 570.207.1815):Art Exhibit “Diverse City:
• Jewelry Making: May 23, 6-9 p.m., ages 3-5, cost $40/6-class series. Team Event, May 14, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., donation $10/block, chalk included, Many Faces of Scranton”: through
16+, $60, all materials provided. Call Pre-registration required. 338 N. Washington Ave., Scranton. plus lemonade stand, face painting. May 27. Free and open to public.
to register. • “Good Food” film: May 11, 6:30 p.m., Plant flowers and learn all about Proceeds benefit playground project. (artworksnepa.com, 570.207.1815)
❏ Special Events: free, pre-registration required. Pop- EarthBoxes and how to help keep the •Waverly Waddle 5K Walk/Run: May
• Brazilian Classical Guitar Concert corn/light refreshments provided. environment beautiful. Meet Sammy 14, registration 8-8:45 a.m., race 9 Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627
“Gritos d’ Alma:” May 15, 3 p.m., $10. • Art in Nature: Weaving with Recy- Saves-a-Lot and Fidelity’s Green a.m., $15/adults , $8/12 & under. Fam- N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
Call for info. cled Materials: May 14, 9 a.m.-noon, Team Mascot. Kids that open their ily registration, $30 in advance, $35 • Self-Defense Class taught by
• Radio Players Performance: May $15, all materials provided, pre- own Green Team savings account race day. Call for info. Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon.
17, 7 p.m., free. Call for info. payment required, seating limited. will get a free piggy bank. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10.
• Living with Wildlife: May 17, 6:30-8 Wyoming Valley Children’s • Traditional Weapons Class, every
Downtown Arts at Arts p.m., $4, pre-registration required. Sons of the American Le- Association Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10.
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Live-animal program by Pocono gion Post 781 (Church Rd. Moun- • 2nd Annual Swing “fore” the Kids
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art- Wildlife Rehab Center. tain Top, 570.474.2161) events: Nine and Dine Golf Event: May 20, Back Mountain Martial Arts
syouniverse.com) • Spring Gardening Workshop: May • Blood drive, along with the Amer- Mountain Laurel Golf Club (White Center & Mountaintop Kar-
• Benches Dance Group, May 20, 7 21, 9-10:30 a.m., $4, free if volunteer, ican Red Cross, May 21, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Haven), $200 minimum for hole ate Center
p.m., free and open to the public. pre-registration required. Bring Food and refreshments will be sponsorship, $600 for hole sponsor- For more info, call either location,
gardening gloves. served. For more information call or ship and foursome, $125 for individu- Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave.,
Greek Food Festival May 11-14, 11 Volunteer Garden Cleanup Day: May visit alpost781.org. al golfer (including dinner). Visit 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S.
a.m.-8 p.m., Annunciation Greek 21, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., free and open wvcakids.org/events for info. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit
Orthodox Church (32 East Ross St., to public, pre-registration required. St. Maria Goretti Parish Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com.
Wilkes-Barre). Eat-in/take-out, free Bring gardening gloves if have. Center (Laflin Rd., Laflin, Wyoming Valley Montessori • Instruction in Traditional Karate,
local delivery within two miles of www.stmariagoretti-laflin.org, School (851 W. Market St., Kingston) Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back
church for orders $30+. Call Misericordia University Fun 570.655.8956) events: • “Family Fun Day:” May 14, noon-5 Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9
570.823.4805 for info. and Fitness Camps (9 a.m.-3 • Flea Market and Book Sale: May 14, p.m. Features carnival games, food, p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Moun-
p.m. unless otherwise noted, lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m., May 15, 9 a.m.-noon, pony rides, obstacle course, more, taintop Karate Center Mon., Weds.,
Hanover Twp. Memorial Day provided for all-day programs, free admission, handicapped acces- plus Bonner Chevrolet test drives, Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
parade May 30, 10 a.m., begins at 570.674.6289) sible, free parking. Everything half- for every drive, Bonner will donate • Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Holy Cross Church, Buttonwood, • Introduction to Rock Climbing: price Sun. $20 to the school. Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun-
down Main road to the Hanover May 14, June 5, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m., taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Green Cemetery, where memorial Misericordia campus, adults 19 and St. Michael’s Church (corner of
service held. Guest speaker Louis E. up, $68/person, no experience need- Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, HISTORY Carbondale Chiropractic
Sewell, a Vietnam Era veteran and ed. 570.457.2875) Center (267 Brooklyn St.,
member of Hanover Area Fire De- • Cliff Climbers: May 15, June 4, 8:30 • Halupki sale: May 21, $1, orders by Eckley Miner’s Village (located 570.282.1240, www.carbondalechi-
partment. a.m.-5 p.m., ages 14-18, Misericordia May 17, pick up May 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. nine miles east of Hazleton, just off ropractic.com).
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 39 GregWorks Professional Shaolin White Crane Fist
Fitness Training (107 B Haines (Wyoming)
Visit Website for info. Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs- Teaching the traditional Chinese
bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip- martial arts of Shaolin White Crane
Core Chiropractic Center (180 fitnesscamp.com) Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style
United Penn Plaza, Kingston, • Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work,
570.718.1672) 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more.
• Energy Release Workshop: May 26, • Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & $35/week, first week free. Three
6:30-8 p.m., $35. Pre-registration 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group levels of training for ages 15+. Con-
required, call. training and couples personal train- tact Master Mike DiMeglio
ing available. 570.371.8898.
Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek • Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses-
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 St. Joseph’s School classes
www.dancecontours.com) p.m. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
• Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical, • New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab 570.963.0500):
CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., • Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., Riding into Embassy
• Children/teen classes in ballet, Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. 7-9 p.m. Learn self-defense tech- Chicago band Dead Rider will perform Friday, May 13 at 7
tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a • Private/Semi-Private sessions niques using a cane, club, short p.m. at Embassy Vinyl (352 Adams Ave., Scranton). The
funky form of dance developed by available, e-mail for info. stick, short/long staff, wooden band spent the last year recording its new album, “The
Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic ∝ sword, escrima sticks and more. Raw Dents.”
Jazz Technique with the styles of Harris Conservatory for the Each week learn history principles
street dance and hip hop. Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, and practical use. No prior martial Mascara is also on the bill of this all-ages show; tickets are
• Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) arts experience necessary. $10 per $6. For info on the band, visit deadrider.us.
p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. • Instrumental Music Instruction: class.
• Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Call for info. • Women’s Self-Defense Class: Sat.,
• Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Learn practical self-
Danko’s Core Wrestling info. defense techniques to protect your- and woman of all experience levels/ (570.472.3272)
Strength Training Camp • Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. self from a variety of attacks. No martial arts styles welcome. • Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com) evenings. Call for info. prior martial arts experience neces- p.m., Candy’s Place (Welles St., King-
• Four sessions/week, features two • Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 sary. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10 Wyoming Valley Art League ston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month.
clinics, two core strength. 4 ses- p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call per class. • Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/ • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East
sions/week. Increase power, speed for info. hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 Mountain Apartments. Free to resi-
and agility. Group discounts, coach- Teacher Workshop: May 26, 9 for info. dents.
• Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages
es, teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit a.m.-4 p.m., Hickory Run State Park, • Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga
5+. $30/month.
website or call Larry Danko at 1137 Honey Hole Road, Drums, $20, Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr.
Pre-K-6th grade. Pre-registration MIND AND BODY • Private Meditation Instruction: By
570.825.5989 for info. Horse Back Riding Lessons
required, space limited. Call appointment. $25/half hr session.
Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appoint-
570.403.2006 for info.
Downtown Dojo Karate A- ment only. All levels welcome. Call Absolute Pilates with Leslie
cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes- 570.575.8649 to schedule. (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, Balance Ultimate Fitness
World Class Boxing (3 N. River (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840)
Barre, 570.262.1778) www.pilateswithleslie.com)
St., Plains Twp., www.wcbboxing.net, • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp:
Offering classes in traditional karate, Dimensions In Dance les- • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
570.262.0061) Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
weapons and self defense. Mon- sons at Phoenix Theater Adult 9-10 a.m. Private training on the
• BFX (Boxing Fitness Xtreme): 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes
Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.- classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., includes Learn fundamentals of boxing. Class- Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair,
noon. jazzercise and ballet boot camp. along with Pilates mat classes, sta- for $150.
es for men and women, no experi-
• Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8 Thurs., 6-8 p.m., includes jazzercise ence necessary. Morning and eve- bility ball core classes and more.
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call and tap. Kid classes: Wed., 5:30-8:30 Check Website for updates. Be In the Pink (313 S. Main St.,
ning classes available Mon.-Thurs., Old Forge, 570.451.3990)
for info. p.m., includes tap, ballet/hip hop, and Sat.
hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., in- Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin Now Forming Yoga/Tai Chi Class:
• KFX (Kickboxing Fitness Xtreme):
cludes Fosse jazz. $10. Call Lee to St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, Call/visit store to register.
Learn fundamentals of kickboxing.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber- register 991.1817. Classes for men and women, no www.artsyouniverse.com)
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) • Pilates And More: 8-week sessions, Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boule-
experience necessary. Morning and
• MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. Kwonkodo Lessons – by reser- Mon. & Thurs., 5:30 p.m., Tues. & vard Ave., Dickson City,
evening classes available Mon.-
First visit free. Learn wrestling fun- vation at The Hapkido Teakwondo Thurs., Sat. Thurs., 12 p.m. Learn Pilates and 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com,
damentals and basic Brazilian Ju- Institute (210 Division St., Kingston). • Youth Boxing: group classes ages strengthen abdominals, reduce info@bellasyoga.com)
Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info. $40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for 7-15, personal training ages 4-6. tension, and improve posture. Begin- All workshops $15, pre-registration
• Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: info. • Women’s Only Semi-Private Train- ner to advanced, first session free. suggested.
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Academy of Northern Mar- ing Program: Combines boxing, Call 814.3051 for info • Sunday Morning Class: 10-11:15 a.m.
Non-combative class. tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) kickboxing, strength training, cardio ❏ Studio J, 2nd floor Features Alternating Vinyasa style
• Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For and flexibility training. • Meditation in the tradition of yoga with yoga fusion.
info. Health and Defense. Adult & Chil- • Muay Thai Kickboxing: great for Gurdjieff and Ospensky: Sun., 12-1
dren’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat. weight loss and self defense. Great p.m., $5 Buddhist-centered discus-
Fazio’s Hapkido Do Jang (61 First class is Free. Walk-Ins welcome training for men and women. Train • Children’s Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 sion group now forming for in-
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191) or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for more with a certified Kru, no experience p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 formal talks on various Buddhist
Now accepting new students. Chil- information. necessary. • Tarot Card Readings, by appoint- topics. You don’t have to be Buddhist
dren (age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 • Advanced Training Program: ment. $20 first half hour, $10 addi- to attend. For info, e-mail Joe at
p.m. Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 Royce Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Net- Designed to provide you with quality tional half hours. Buddahmindandbody@yahoo.com or
p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private work, Scranton. Day and evening training for competition in local/ call 570.709.2406.
lesson also available. classes available for men, women national events in K-1 style kick- ArtWorks Studio (503 Lacka-
Learn Hapkido, the Korean martial and children. Ongoing classes six boxing, Muay Thai, American kick- wanna Ave., Scranton, 570.207.1815, Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazle-
art that uses natural movements days a week. Classes cover the sport, boxing and boxing. Sparring classes www.artsworksnepa.com) ton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle-
unlocking hidden powers of strength combat, and self-defense aspects of available for men and women, expe- • Art Exhibit “Diverse City: Many ton.com)
and confidence. Self defense applica- famed Gracie Jiu-Jitsu. For more rienced fighters welcome. Evening Faces of Scranton:” through May 27. • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorel-
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tions included in every class. Cost information check out www.gracie- times available Mon.-Thurs., Sat. Free and open to public. la (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8
$50 monthly, no contract. nepa.com or call 570.347.1107. • Progressive JKD Self Defense:
∝ Learn principles of self defense. Men Awakenings Yoga Studio SEE AGENDA, PAGE 45
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By Rachel A. Pugh
Weekender General Manager
Shayna Louise Walker shares her love of vintage goods in her Etsy shop, Miss Louise Vintage.
Area native goes vintage on Etsy

I
had the opportunity to speak and ’60s, but overall, my favorite era vintage flea markets and hold vintage
with Shayna Louise Walker of would have to be the ’70s — I love the clothing fairs annually. Call 570.602.7700 for an appointment
Tunkhannock to learn a little more colors, the music, the hair, the shoes, the WEEKENDER: What can we at Sapphire’s Pittston location
about her Etsy business venture, Miss wallpaper, everything! expect to see from you in the
Louise Vintage. WEEKENDER: What are some coming months?
(247-249 S. Main St.) or 414.7700 for
WEEKENDER: How long have of your hottest sellers? WALKER: I have so many new Montage (2211 Shoppes Blvd., Moosic.
you been in business? Do you do WALKER: Nothing specific, items coming! Aprons, books, handbags,
this full time? everything is unique. Etsy has a great art, jackets, shoes. Keep an eye out. I try
WALKER: I started listing things on feature where users can “heart” an item to list a few new items each day. W
my Etsy shop in March. This is just a or choose it as a “favorite” and it is
hobby for me right now. stored on their personal Etsy profile.
WEEKENDER: How long have The things that seem to be favorites aree
you been collecting vintage items, purses and blouses.
and what made you get into this? WEEKENDER: A lot of your
WALKER: I have been collecting clothing items seem very feminine ne
vintage items for almost 10 years. It’s and delicate. Do you seek this, orr
hard to say what got me into this. I think is it coincidence?
it started with my mother — she collects WALKER: I think this might be a
costume jewelry, vintage dresses, and the coincidence. I don’t have any rules for
entire house is filled with vintage decor. what items go in the shop. I would never er
I’ve always had a lot of eye candy to list an item just because it is vintage. I
inspire me. only choose things that I would wear orr
WEEKENDER: Where do you use personally.
shop for your items? WEEKENDER: How would you u
WALKER: I shop at thrift stores, describe your Etsy store? How
goodwill stores, online markets, eBay, would you define yourself and
flea markets. your merchandise?
WEEKENDER: What has been WALKER: I think the best
your favorite find? description would be to say it is a work k
WALKER: It’s hard to choose, but in progress. As I grow and learn more
my favorite item was actually a gift. It about vintage fabrics, housewares, styles, es,
is an art deco-styled bracelet from the etc., so does my store. I have already
1930s that is about two inches wide learned so much in the few short months hs
and is covered with rhinestones! It’s an I have been doing this.
absolute treasure. WEEKENDER: If you could
WEEKENDER: I love the 1950s go shopping for vintage items
and am always looking for items anywhere in the world, where
for my house from this decade. would you go?
What is your favorite era and why? WALKER: I think London would
WALKER: I love jewelry from the be a great stop to start my overseas
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’30s and ’40s, housewares from the ’50s shopping. They are well-known for their ir
dish
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
Look What
You Missed
Stan’s Café with
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NEPA WINE COUNTRY like blacksmithing and soap mak- delicious Greek sweets, plus
KICKS OF 2011 SEASON ing, plus the alpacas of Sunshine Greek music, dancing and videos.
Upstate Pa. Wings & Wine Farm will be also be on hand. The church offers free local
Fest will be held rain or shine The WPAS, the Wyoming Coun- delivery to orders more than $30
Saturday, May 14 from 11 a.m.-5 ty Players and DJ Ryan Phillips (within two miles), and it also
p.m. at the grounds behind the will provide entertainment takes pre-orders to 570.823.4805
Whipple Performing Arts Stu- throughout the day. during festival hours or at greek-
dio (WPAS) and the Skyhaven Tickets are $15 in advance and foodfestival.webs.com. You can
Airport (Route 29 South, Tunk- $25 at the gate Saturday. Tickets also visit the website for the com-
hannock). The festival, which for designated drivers and those plete menu, food descriptions and
kicks off NEPA Wine Country’s under 21 are $5. The first 1,000 more.
event season, will raise funds for guests will receive a commemo-
the new Starlite Playhouse in rative wine-tasting glass. Tickets EDEN EXPANDS HOURS
Tunkhannock; architect Joe Ro- are available at nepawinecountry- Eden — A Vegan Cafe (344
minsky will unveil plans for the .com or at NEPA Wine Country’s Adams Ave., Scranton) expanded
venue, which will be built on the offices at 120 Bridge St., Suite 3, its hours this week. The restaurant
festival grounds. NEPA Wine Tunkhannock or at the WPAS. For will now be open every Tuesday-
Country is a comprehensive web- more info visit nepawinecountry- Saturday from 11 a.m.-8 p.m. And
site dedicated to the region’s .com or call 570.836.5253. if that’s not enough, Eden now has
wineries, food, travel and more. I’ll be at the festival taking outdoor seating on nice days. I’m
The Starlite Playhouse Wing photos for theweekender.com — in!
Cook-off features a panel of hope to see you there! For more info, call
judges voting for their favorite 570.969.1606.
hot, mild and specialty wings and GET ME TO THE GREEK
wine lovers will be able to taste a One of my favorite things about GET A ‘BEER BUZZ’
variety of Pennsylvania wines May is that it’s time for the annual Krugel’s Georgetown Deli &
from Antler Ridge Winery, Blue Spring Greek Food Festival at Beer (Route 309 at The Big Cow
Mountain Vineyards & Cellars, Annunciation Greek Orthodox in Wilkes-Barre Twp.) will be the
Capra Collina Vineyard, Fer- Church (32 E. Ross St., Wilkes- site of WILK’s Friday Beer
rone Family Winery, Pickering Barre). Held Wednesday-Sat- Buzz 1-Year Anniversary Party
Winery, Pocono Limited Win- urday, May 11-14 from 11 a.m.-8 Friday, May 13 from 5-7 p.m. The
ery, Sand Castle Winery, p.m., the festival features all sorts 21+ event includes a special tast-
Vintner’s Circle and Winter- of Greek goodies from my per- ing from the Weyerbacher Brew-
land Winery. sonal favorites spanakopita (spin- ing Company.
Skyhaven Airport will offer ach pie) and dolmadakia (grape Tune into WILK (103.1 FM or
plane rides, and there will be leaves) to gyros, manestra (baked 910, 980 or 1300 AM) for more
vendors showcasing arts and orzo) and tiropita (a mix of feta details. W
handcrafted items, apparel, jew- and other cheeses between layers
elry and more. New Milford’s of phyllo dough). Send your food and drink
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Old Mill Village will offer histor- And of course, we can’t forget news to
ical demonstrations and displays the church’s baklava, which is nmascali@theweekender.com or
among the best I’ve had, and other call 570.831.7322.
AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42 6:15 p.m. appointment. $35 per hour. Call to
• Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced schedule.
p.m. $40 per month. Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m. • Private Meditation Instruction:
• Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9 Only by appointment. $35 per hour.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan- a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30 Call to schedule.
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: a.m.
570.996.1500) Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler
• Yoga for You: Mon., Wed., Sat., 10-11 Maximum Health and Fit- Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886,
a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat ness (310 Market St., Kingston, www.pranayogadunmore.com) All
or beach towel. Call for details. 570.283.2804) classes taught in vinyasa flow and
• Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.; geared for all levels of experience
Egyptian Belly Dance Class- Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info. • Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi
es with Dianna Shahein. Call with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m.,
570.343.2033 for various times/ Meditation/Yoga classes at Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on
locations. Private/group classes Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 class/week, $65/month, two classes/
available. Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045
7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for more
Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter each class, bring mat. Call info.
Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind 570.383.3223 for info. • Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open
Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30
570.301.3225) Motivations Fitness Center p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m.
• Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 (112 Prospect St., Dunmore. • Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Ad-
a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., 570.341.7665) vanced 7:30 p.m.
6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, • Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel • Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./
aromatherapy and guided med- “Kali” Dare: Learn various techniques Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate,
itations. $10 per class. and shed pounds. Call for info. 7:30 p.m.
A celebration for the ages • Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced,
Goddess Creations Shop & The Wyoming Seminary Dance Company will celebrate its NutriFitness Boot Camp (311 6 p.m.
Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Sum- 30th Anniversary and welcome alumni performers back to Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409) • Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.;
mit, 570.575.8649, info@goddess- the stage to present the annual spring dance production • Free week of Boot Camp for new Intermediate, noon.
creations.net) “Jubilee” Friday-Saturday, May 13-14 at 8 p.m. The per- members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30 • Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-
• Tarot Card Readings by Rev. formances, which are free and open to the public, will be p.m. lit Open Level, 6 p.m.
Whitney Mulqueen by appointment. held in the school’s Buckingham Performing Arts Center • Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.;
Call to book. on N. Sprague Avenue in Kingston. Sat., 9 a.m. $5. Reiki Classes (570.387.6157,
• Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m. reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with
• Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern For more info, call 570.270.2190. Pictured above, Jamie Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
Sue Yarnes:
(26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for Goldstein, Katelyn Buyarski, Lin Anne Yeung, Charlotte register.
• Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our
15-20 min. Gunnemann and Madeleine Burg prepare for “Jubilee.” locations or your home. Private
• Monthly astrology workshop with sessions for stress relief, pain man-
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
Holly Avila: first Sun., $45. Call to agement, enhanced healing and
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
reserve space. well-being and affordable classes
fitnesscenter.com)
Wilkes-Barre) $5. vendors, free health screening, with each level completed in after-
Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts children’s fingerprinting. • Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; noon or two evenings. Hospital
Classes Every month at Golight- Inner Harmony Wellness Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; endorsed, training for professional
ley’s Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shop- Center (Mercy Hospital General Leverage Performance Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 Usui Reiki teacher certification
ping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave., p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels wel- available. Call or e-mail for info.
Classes focus on cardio, stretching, Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.inner- Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.lever- come.
defense, stamina and more. Self harmonywellness.com, peterama- agetrainingstudio.com ) • ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: Serenity Wellness & Dance
defense, cardio and karate aerobics to@aol.com) • Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 Center (135 Main St. Luzerne,
also available. $75/month. Call • Meditation Technique Workshops: Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7 p.m. 570.714.7934)
570.814.3293 for info. Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics p.m., free if member, $5 with mem- • Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30
include goal setting/stress reduction, ber, $10 non-member Open Your Eyes To Dream p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10
Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly- more. Call for info/reservation. • Primal Scream Express: Tues./ (143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg, a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m.
dance.com, 570.836.7399) Thurs., 8 p.m., free if member, $5 570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com) • Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m.,
• Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con- with member, $10 non-member ❏ Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or Sat., noon.
Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) cepts Teaches theories of move- ❏ Workshops, discount available for go online for current updates/can- • Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11
• Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center ment in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call series. cellations. E-mail: yoga@oyetd.com a.m.
(Route 6, Tunkhannock) instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, • Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30 • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30
570.371.8898. Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave., p.m. p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.
Harris Conservatory for the Scranton, 570.604.0945) • Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. • Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m.,
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn the $9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited. • Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30 Sat., 1 p.m.
718.0673) self-defense system that combines • Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m. • Ballroom classes with Amy and
• Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; different Korean Martial Arts such as Fusion, 11 a.m. Mats & props available. Student/ Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne,
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. • Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Pri- package discounts available. Bring Tues., 7:30 p.m.
• Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon., Lessons held at the Hapkido Taek- mary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga friend to first class, get two for price • Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. wondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., of one. 5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m.
Fort). Cost is $40 per month. For Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7 • Tango: Sun., 6 p.m.,
Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli- more info, call 570.287.4290 or visit p.m. Pocono Yoga & Meditation • Tap: Sun., 6 p.m.
gighoopers.com) www.htkdi.com. • Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Ad- Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco- • Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m.
• Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30 vanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m. noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, • Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m.
p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char- Lackawanna County Medical • Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga certified yoga instructor • Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m.
les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to Society (321 Spruce St., Scranton, Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m. • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East • Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m.
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reserve spot. 570.344.3616) • Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series, Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- • Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m.
• Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., • 7th Annual Health Fair, June 11, 9 10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.; dents.
5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., a.m.-noon, Nay Aug Park, over 70 Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series, • Private Yoga Instruction: Only by SEE AGENDA, PAGE 53
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2011 to the Montrose Library & Hospital • “Essentials: A Group Exhibition:”
Building Fund. Opening reception May 13, 6-9 p.m.
Camerawork Gallery (Down- Pauly Friedman Art Gallery

stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laun- (Misericordia University,
dry Building, 515 Center St., Scran- 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)
ton, 570.510.5028. www.camerawork- Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8
gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5
POETIC Wed., 6:30-7:30 p.m., led by Charles • Story Pirates arts and creative Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Moore. Costumes encouraged, not writing program for youths: May 17, p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. • “The Mary Wilson Supremes
Albright Memorial Library required. 10 a.m., $7 • “Flower Sounds,” photographs by Collection:” July 23-Oct. 17, featuring
(500 Vine St., Scranton, ❏ Children’s Events: Phil Dente: through May 31. the gowns of Mary Wilson, a found-
570.348.3000) • Young Readers Monthly Activity Tribute Books events (291 ing member of The Supremes, in
• Truth in Evidence: The Para- Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. West St., Eynon, 570.876.2416) Connell Space (129 N. Washing- conjunction with Wilson’s Under the
normal: May 12, 6:30 p.m. Call to Ages 8-12. • “Fire Men: Stories from Three ton Ave., Scranton) Stars Summer Arts Festival perform-
RSVP. • American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: Generations of a Firefighting Fam- • Independent Artist Collective ance July 23. Open reception July
first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. ily” by Gary R. Ryman Book Sign- Group Exhibition: through May. 22, 5-8 p.m., features Q&A with
Arts Seen Gallery (21 Public • Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 ings: May 20, 6-10 p.m., Maiolatesi Features works by John Bromberg, Wilson. $40 limited tickets available,
Square, Wilkes-Barre) a.m.-noon. Wine Cellars (210 Green Grove Road, Kayla Cady, Dennis Corrigan, Kim $360 “Supreme Experience’’ includes
• “Winter to Spring Poetic Read- Scott Township), 570.254.9977; June Glogowski, Jason Healey, Ryan Hnat, opening reception for six, festival-
ing:” May 20, 6 p.m., reading by Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga 24, 6-9 p.m., Tiffany’s Tap & Grill (291 John Kolbek, Oliver Pettinato, Sage, table seating for six at concert. Call
Philip Mosley from François Jacq- St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) Main Street, Eynon), 570.876.0710. Amy Lynn Rickert, Sarah Schime- 674.6719 for tickets.
min’s “The Book of the Snow” and • Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 neck, Skip Sensbach, Brie Taylor,
Maurice Maeterlinck’s “The Intelli- p.m. The group celebrates all differ- Tunkhannock Public Library Ryan Ward, Evan West and Kevin Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
gence of Flowers.” Classical guitar ent types of writing styles and ❏ Wyoming County Reads: Franken- Volgrin. For info, visit iacollecti- LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
by Jason Smeltzer. Free and open formats. Join anytime. Admission stein ve.blogspot.com. pect St., Nanticoke, www.lu-
to the public. free. Call to register. zerne.edu/schulmangallery,
• Eric Garcia, author of “Blizzards West Pittston Library (200 Dakota Ridge Gallery (9 West 570.740.0727)
of Thought:” May 30, book signing 11 Endless Mountains Council Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org, Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.2082, Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m.
a.m.-3 p.m., poetry readings 5-7 p.m. of the Arts Gallery (302 W. 570.654.9847) DakotaRidgeGallery.com ) • Annual Student Show: through
Proceeds donated to Freedom Calls Tioga St., Tunkhannock, • Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m. • “Architectural Surreal:” through July 1. Exhibit of graphics, paintings,
Foundation. Free and open to the 570.836.3622) Free. Features an informal dis- July 31. Opening reception, May 14, 7 photography, computer graphics
public. Call 570.905.7308 for info. •Poetry Recitation: May 17, 7 p.m., cussion of member-selected books. p.m. The photographs of R. Alexan- and portfolios by students of LCCC
$5 donation. Informal recitation by • Weekly story time for children: der Trejo highlight his passion for art dept.
Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Fran- Bryne Lewis, Brian Fanelli, Matt Fri., 1 p.m. Free. architectural subjects and their
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, Hinton, Dawn Colangelo Leas, Pa- • Book/Bake Sale: June 24-25, relation to surreal and romantic art. STAR Gallery at the Mall at
www.artsyouniverse.com) trick Walker and others. books start at $.25. Baked goods Steamtown (570.969.2537/
• Cynthia W. Post, author of the raffle starts June 25, 2:30 p.m. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber- 343.3048)
“Carrie Flower” series: May 21, 11 a.m. Keystone College, La Plume ry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, ❏ Children and adult art classes
Free, donations welcome. Call • The Gathering: July 14-17, explore www.everhart-museum.org) • Ceramic sculpture and the Chil-
905.7308 for info. creativity through literature, arts VISUAL Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ dren’s Art Corner: Call Tom Gates,
and sciences through lectures, seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart 877.3261
panels, hands-on workshops, more. AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Museum members free. • Drawing and painting classes: Call
Barnes & Noble Booksellers Call 570.945.8512 for info. Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or • “With bullets singing all around Karen Mahalik 383.1220
(Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre, Artistsforart.com) me:” Regional Stories of the Civil • Private Photoshop classes: Call
570.829.4210) Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran- Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m. War: through July 17. Gerry Stankiewicz, 709.9203
❏ Signings: klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, • Life Drawing sessions: every • “Medics In Action: Caring For the
• Ellyn Ramich, author of “411:” ext. 217) Tues., 7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, Wounded:” through July 17. Wayne County Art Exhibit
June 11, 2-6 p.m. • Socrates Café discussion group: 561.7817. through May 13, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.,
May 12, 6:30-8 p.m. • Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 Gallery at the Pocono Com- lobby of the Wayne County Court
Barnes & Noble Wilkes- • Franklin St. Sleuths book dis- GA, $2 student. munity Theater (88 S. Cour- House. Call the Wayne County Area
King’s Booksellers (7 S. Main cussion: May 19, 6:30 p.m., features • “Expressions and Constructions:” tland St., East Stroudsburg, Agency on Aging at 570.253.4262
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) “The Sweetness at the Bottom of through May 28, featuring works by 570.421.3456. poconocommunitythea- for info.
❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30 the Pie” by Alan Bradley. Ellen Jamiolkowski and John Mulva- ter.org)
p.m. ney. • “The Flower Show:” through June Widmann Gallery (Located in
• Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center 26. King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer
Ages 14-18. (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka- Campus Center between North
• New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30 wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815) Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Franklin and North Main Streets,
p.m. • “Diverse City: Celebrating the Hall, University of Scranton, Wilkes-Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
• “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club many faces of” call for artists, 570.941.4214) Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
about Harry Potter: first through May 26. Show theme: di- • “25th Annual Student Exhibition:” a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
versity. Juror will weigh appropri- Through May 13. Free during gallery the public.
ateness/originality of response hours. • “Finding Home:” May 16-June 24.
when he makes awards. Features photography by local artist
Mahady Gallery (Marywood Shane Montross. Artist discussion
The Butternut Gallery & University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, May 20, 6-8 p.m. Free and open to
Second Story Books (204 marywood.edu/galleries.) the public.
Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Gallery hours: Monday through
• “focus-exploring our regional Friday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. The Wyoming Valley Art
sense of place:” third annual juried • “Graduate Exhibition:” In gallery League (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-
exhibit of paintings, photographs and Main Lobby, Shields Center for Barre, www.wval.org, 570.288.1020)
and three-dimensional pieces by Visual Arts. Free and open to the • David Green Sculptor, Stone or
area artists, May 21, 11 a.m.-7 p.m., public during gallery hours. Clay: May 13-14.
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through June 4 during regular • 3rd Friday exhibit/reception: May

gallery hours: Thu.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., The Main Street Gallery (27 20.
Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m. All proceeds go N. Main St., Carbondale) • Fine Arts Fiesta: May 19-22. W
motorhead

sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown
Ride of
the Week
Weekender Correspondent
By Michael Golubiewski
Special to the Weekender
Red carpet ruckus

I
always dreamed that one to exchange oral sex with, I
day I would be on the red opted for a more strategic ap-
carpet at a major award proach.
show. What I didn’t dream was Looking through the list of
that my first red carpet experi- famous names, I asked myself,
ence would be as a celebrity “What celebrity are they most
stand-in for the fat girl from the likely to make time to rehearse
movie “Hairspray!” with?” I figured it would have
The opportunity presented to be someone nominated for an
itself when I was interning at E! award! That’s when I chose
I was in the middle of transcrib- Nikki Blonsky, the star of
ing a Kourtney Kardashian “Hairspray.”
interview and was seriously Realizing this moment could
tossing around the idea of be the only red carpet experi-
drowning myself in the nearest ence I ever got, I decided to
toilet to escape her voice, which make the most of it.
sounded like a talking doll “Nikki Blonsky! You look
running out of batteries. Just as beautiful!” I was greeted with
I was reaching my breaking words I never imagined Giulia-
point, my internship supervisor na Rancic would say to me.
2000
approached me and my fellow “Thank you,” I shouted, mak-
interns. ing my way toward the famous
“How would you guys like to host.
go to the red carpet for the “Who are you wearing to-
Screen Actors Guild Awards?” night?” I was asked.
Our supervisor was friendly For some reason I was in
with the woman in charge of full-blown Nikki Blonsky char-
coordinating the red carpet acter and responded with “I’m
coverage for E! during award wearing Lane Bryant.”
show season and needed people Obviously expecting some-
to serve as a celebrity stand-in thing along the lines of Versace
for rehearsal. to roll off my tongue, Rancic’s
Apparently, the red carpet
coverage of an award show is
scripted. In preparation, a re-
jaw dropped.
“Well, you look great,” she
diverted.
ROCKET CHASSIS DIRT
hearsal is conducted the night
before and morning of an award
“My mom’s Jane Fonda work-
out VHS deserves some credit,”
LATE MODEL
Owner:
show, making sure the lighting I announced while waving my
is just right, camera angles are body back and forth as if brag-
perfectly in place and the hosts ging about a recent weight loss.
are familiar with the script. The producers burst with
When the day arrived that I
was actually on the red carpet
laughter from the unexpected
remark. Rancic even stuttered
Ben Whitaker of Eynon
for the SAG Awards, I was her next few words as she tried
happier than a pregnant teenager not to break into laughter. I
cast on MTV. remained in character for the
Though most of the time was duration of the interview. Whitaker says that this “car is my weekend toy.” He
spent watching “E! News” host That award show season, I
Giuliana Rancic rehearse, you also served as a stand-in for the races weekly at Penn Can Speedway in Susquehanna and
better believe I found my mo- red carpet rehearsal at the has been racing since 2003. Whitaker says that his dad,
ment to shine! Grammys and Oscars, where
“Pick a celebrity!” we were Ryan Seacrest interviewed me who got him into racing, had been racing late models
instructed. “Wear their name as P. Diddy. since before he was born. Whitaker’s most memorable
around your neck. If we have So, Mom & Dad, maybe
enough time to call your name, being Nikki Blonsky’s stand-in moment so far has been “winning two championships
come up and get interviewed.” wasn’t how I dreamed my first in one season … and both came down to the final race!”
The group of stand-ins, con- red carpet moment would be.
sisting of network employees But who cares? I don’t antici- The car gets its power from a 427-cubic inch small-block
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Bike/car ride to Call Steve 570.899.2264 for info.
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Animal Shelter of
Lackawanna County local and
June 4, registration 9-11:30 a.m., ride Montage Mountain
noon. $15 rider, $5 passenger. 60- Classics national bands
mile ride starts Fern Hill Park (717 E. • McDonald’s (South Side Plaza,
Grant St., Olyphant). (Rain date June Scranton): May 13, June 10, July 8,
5). Call 570.489.7923 for info. Aug. 12, Sept. 9
• Johnny Rockets (Montage Moun-
tain): May 21, June 18, July 16, Aug. 20,
Sept. 17
• Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road,
Old Forge): May 26, June 23, July 28, movies
Car Lover’s 6th Aug. 25, Sept. 22
Annual Car Show • Car show for St. Joe’s (Pittston
June 12, 8 a.m., McDade Park, Scran- Bypass): Aug. 21, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. food
ton, food, no alcoholic beverages • Ronald Mc Donald House Cruise:
and no pets allowed by cars, awards Sept. 18, 2-6 p.m., McDonald’s (South
for top 25 best of show, must be Side Plaza, Scranton). Rain date, fashion
registered by noon, pre-registration Sept. 25.
$8 by June 1, day of show $10, awards • Halloween Cruise: Oct. 29, 1-5 p.m.,
presented 3 p.m., for more info call Johnny Rockets (Montage Mountain) cars
Bill at 570.457.7665.
The Villa Capri

Coal Cracker Cruisers
Cruisers (101 Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014,
books
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• Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt. • Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. May-Sept., 6
6 Carbondale, 1st Fri., 6-9 p.m., food, p.m., all vehicles welcome.
music, door prizes, trophies. • Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. May-Sept., 6 stage
• 13th Annual Car Show: Sept. 18, p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, Dickson
gates open 9 a.m. City), all vehicles welcome.
• Father’s Day Car Show: June 19, events
8:30 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton.
NSRA Safety Inspection available.
Hi Lites Motor Club • Reunion Car Show: Sept. 4, 9 a.m., green living
(www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack Nay Aug Park, Scranton, all vehicles
570.477.2477, John 574.7470). welcome.
Events feature door prizes, food,
music, 50/50 drawing, more.
• May 21, 5-8 p.m., Sheetz, Trucks-
ville.
• June 18, 5-8 p.m., Wegmans,
Wilkes-Barre
Wyoming Valley
Motorcycle Club
JACKSON motorcycles
• July 16, Aug. 20, 5-8 p.m., Twist & (570.598.WVMC) Silver Dapple Mini Dachshund
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• Aug. 6, 1-4 p.m., Meadows Nursing SPCA, Plains Twp. Owner:
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horoscopes
• Sept. 17, 3-6 p.m., Pikes Creek
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TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor- moval of the weed oriental bitter-
• African dance: Sun., 11 a.m.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703

Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531)
gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call
570.558.7293 for info.
• Adult classes held at Fitwize 4
Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on
sweet. Dress for outdoors, bring
water, work gloves, lopers or shears.
Contact Angela at 570.945.7110 for
info.
but then again ...
By Jim Rising
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Weekender Correspondent
$50/10 classes. Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for Nescopeck State Park (1137
Best
• Equipment classes on reformer info. Honey Hole Rd., Drums,
and tower: $150/10 classes. 570.403.2006) All events free, unless
• Private training available on noted otherwise. Reservations re-
reformer, cadillac, stability chair, OUTSIDE quired.
of the bunch
ladder barrel and cardiolates on • Wildflower Identification & Hike:
rebounder. May 22, 1-4 p.m., 16+. Sturdy shoes/
Delaware Highlands Conser-
Call studio for additional mat class/ water recommended.
vancy 3rd Annual Golf Tour-
equipment class schedule, all classes • Family Nature Games Hike: May
nament: May 16, breakfast and
taught by certified instructors in 28, 1-2:30 p.m., easy 1-mile walk.
T
registration 8:30 a.m., 10 a.m. shot- om Petty wrote: not even nearly the same. Maybe
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy • Morning Bird Walk: May 29, 8-10
gun start, wine and cheese reception “The waiting is the it’s the soil in Loyalville. Dave’s
International. a.m. Wear comfortable shoes, meet
and awards ceremony 3 p.m., $110/ hardest part/ Every day is just better.
golfer, $50/person reception only. at wooden bridge by the park office.
Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, you get one more card/ You take I admit asparagus is an ac-
570.451.1122) Call 570.226.3164 for more info. it on faith, you take it to the quired taste. Either you like it, or
Wildflower Walk at Lake
• Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 Scranton May 14, 10 a.m. Join heart/ The waiting is the hardest you don’t. I hope you don’t. I
a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Frances Slocum State Park part.” want all I can get. Plus, it makes
(565 Mt. Olivet Road, Wyoming, naturalist Jane Frye for easy 2-mile
Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, That is the mode we at the your pee stink. Don’t eat it. Vile,
570.696.9105) walk to identify spring wildflowers.
$45/5 classes. Rising Ranch are in now. The yucky stuff! Leave it there. More
• Family Fishing Program: May 14, 9 Bottled water supplied. Meet at the
• Small Group Personal Training: Get waiting, the anticipation. For the for me.
a.m.-noon, equipment and bait pro- Pa. American Water Co. parking lot
professional instruction without high asparagus crop to come in. Around this time each year
vided, no license required, not for on Route 307. Info: 570.343.5144 About a mile from here, a man
cost of one-on-one personal trainer. when my travels take me by
Receive personalized program that experienced anglers, space limited named Dave sells the best aspara- Dave’s place, I check for signs of
changes with every session, similar and registration required, ending gus in the free world — and asparagus. Each year Dave, the
to P90X crossfit style. All levels, call May12. SOCIAL GROUPS possibly in the known and un- man who grows the delicious
for details. known universe — from a card sprouts, tells me he won’t be
Greater Scranton YMCA (706 Executive Women’s Golf table in his front yard. It’s a pain doing it anymore. Too much
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main N. Blakely St., Dunmore) hikes: Association (www.nepaew- in the ass all the way around, work. Not enough return. Each
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, Call 570.343.5144 for info or visit ga.com) wife told me once. Asparagus is year he relents, and we get to
570.290.7242) hikingjane.com. Meet 9:15 a.m. in • Golf every Thurs., 18 or nine holes a bitch to pick, she let me know. enjoy the crisp, tender, but crun-
parking lot. at 3:30 or 5:30 p.m. Free Tee-Time He has to lie down prone on a chy vegetables of his labors.
• Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core
• Susquehanna Riverlands: May 26, Books to new members, which offer conveyance (I think she said lawn Signs warn us that the green
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
9 a.m., 3 miles easy along Lake various discounts to courses in Pa., tractor, I didn’t quite get it) and
• Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga stuff is on sale. One by the
Tookawhile and Susquehanna River. N.Y. and N.J. Dues $155/year. Visit pick the rows by hand. They have
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio Huntsville dam, and one in front
Tour nuclear energy plant, $5 mem- website for more info. a farm in Loyalville. Eleven
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. of Dave’s driveway. A close
bers, $8 non-members. thousand asparagus plants are
• Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core watch is held in the beginning of
• Jacobsburg Environmental Center: The NEPA Rainbow Alliance there. It sounds like a pretty
Yoga 6:30 p.m. May. The season is short. Just six
May 12, 9 a.m., walk 2 miles easy (www.gaynepa.com) labor-intensive effort.
• Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 Dave goes through the misery weeks or so and by the last part
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. along creek, tour Martin Guitar • “Financial Choices that Matter of June there will be no more.
Factory. $5 members, $8 non-mem- Most:” May 12, 5:30-7:30 p.m., The of picking the stuff, then bundles
• Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for the emerald-green tender shoots Some years it’s even shorter.
registration details) bers. Woodlands Inn Executive Lounge I have engaged Dave in con-
• Dingman’s Falls and Childs Park: (1073 Rt. 315, Wilkes-Barre), optional with rubber bands and puts them
• Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; in a cooler on top of a block of versations a few times in the
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. May 15, 9:15 a.m., 5 miles moderate to group dinner at Shogun Japanese dozen or more years that I have
steep along waterfalls. $5 members, Hibachi and Steakhouse, 7:30 p.m. ice on his rickety card table.
• Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m. A bunch of plastic bags with been putting my money in his
$8 non-members. (cost on your own). Information plastic box. He has told me that
green-wire ties, a sign that says:
Thetravelingyogi@ya- about the unique financial planning he feels what he does — the
“Honor System. $3.50 each” and
hoo.com Individual attention for Lacawac Sanctuary (94 Sanc- challenges that face LGBT individuals magic that he pulls from the
a small plastic receptacle with
physical/spiritual advancement. All tuary Rd., Lake Ariel, 570.689.9494, and families. For info or to RSVP, ground, washes off and sells in
the day’s receipts complete the
levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for director@lacawac.org) financialchoices@gaynepa.com. picture. There is usually rhubarb that worn cooler — is more of a
info. Classes held at The Studio at 32 • “Foraging For Food:” May 14, 10 there as well. I ignore that sour public service then a money-
(32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat., a.m. departing from Coulter Visitor’s Scranton Tomorrow (scranton- stuff and go for the tender shoots making venture. I find it hard to
10:30 a.m.-noon. Center, $7/public, $5/Lacawac mem- tomorrow.com, The Tripp House, 1011 of green. argue with that.
bers, under age 9/free. Group size N. Main Ave., Scranton) Dave tells me he has never This time of year, I must con-
Waering Stained Glass Stu- limited, reservations recommended. • Gold Recycling Fundraiser: May 11, been ripped off. Occasionally fess that my travels don’t neces-
dio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes- Explore the forest in search of wild 4-8 p.m. at The Colonnade (401 Jef- someone will leave him more sarily take me by the place where
Barre). edible plants and foods. ferson Ave., Scranton). $10 donation, than $3.50 a bunch, lacking the asparagus is sold. But I go by
• Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half features live jazz, hors d’oeuvres, change. Once or twice he got an anyway. Sometimes several times
hour, $10 additional. Appointment Lackawanna State Park drink. Bring unwanted gold, sterling I.O.U. It would seem that aspara- a week. Just checking. The other
only. Call 570.417.5020. • “Birds: What Are They Good For? silver and old coins to be sold for gus aficionados are an honest day I flashed by only to turn
Absolutely Everything:” May 14, 9 cash, portion of proceeds benefits bunch. Occasionally when I put around and take another run at it.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming a.m.-12 p.m., free, registration limited. Scranton Tomorrow. W my money in the container, I see I thought I saw Dave hosing off
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) Come celebrate International Bird small love notes to Dave, thank- the card table.
• Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Migration Day learning how to make - compiled by Stephanie ing him for growing the vegeta- I did. It can’t be long now. W
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., your property more attractive to a DeBalko, Weekender Staff bles.
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. variety of bird species. Dress for Writer You can buy asparagus in the Reach Jim at
• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 outdoors, bring water, binoculars. Send your listings to grocery store all year long. It’s contact@jamesrising.com Even
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a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. Contact Angela at 570.945.7110 for weekender@theweekender.com, probably about the same price. It more rants are on his blog,
info. 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, probably comes from Florida or updated every day at
Zumba Fitness Classes • “Weeds Gone Wild:” May 14, 1-3 PA 18703 or fax to 570.831.7375 California. Maybe Mexico. It’s jamesrising.com
sign language
By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) position to seize some lost ground. In-
It can be annoying when people totally stead, you need to exercise a powerful
misinterpret things about who you are, Scorpionic quality: lie in wait. It may be
your relationships or your situation. But it COREY MONTEITH galling to just sit tight while they try to
can be quite funny, too — if you’re not too May 11 1982 finesse the situation, but that’s quite sim-
busy getting steamed up about it. Their EMILIO ESTEVEZ ply your best strategy right now, if you
assumptions make them look like asses, of May 12 1962 want to keep your potential allies on your
course, but you don’t have to join their ROBERT PATTINSON side. Don’t worry, you’ll get the chance to
club. Try to resist getting aggravated or May 13 1986 use that infamous Scorpio stinger of
upset. That’s not likely to help the sit- CATE BLANCHETT yours, what’s ironic is that by that time, it
uation or reflect well on you. A snarky May 14 1969 may no longer be necessary.
response to their mistake would certainly JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER
get your point across, but so would gently May 15 1981 SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
having fun with it. Laughing off their error MEGAN FOX The people who can hurt you the most
would also generate more happiness all May 16 1986 are almost always those closest to you.
around—most importantly, for you. BILL PAXTON That means sometimes you need to be a
(pictured) little more selective when deciding who
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) May 17 1955 you’ll let get that close. One of your best
Sometimes you feel something so qualities is your open friendliness and
strongly that you go a bit overboard in willingness to connect to people from all
communicating it. I love your enthusiasm, walks of life. I hope you never lose that.
but it can come off as too eager, or even But at some point someone needs to prove
clingy, when you’re so persistent. Trust they’re worthy of your trust before you let
that you’ve driven the point home already them have an all-access pass. This doesn’t
— you probably have, several times — both of you a favor and just cut your their defense, they often don’t know it. mean people need to pass some lame-ass
and aim for subtlety for the rest of the “friend” loose. However, I hope you can You may need to be clearer and more test; just that you need to hone your in-
week. It’d be better that someone miss see the benefit in being there once in a vocal about what’s taboo territory for you, stincts and get better at determining who’s
something because you were simply too while; generally, this kind of effort will or you’re going to find people wandering trustworthy, who isn’t, and who’s quite
low-key in expressing it than annoying come back to you in abundance. around there with more frequency than simply worth the risk either way.
them because you’re repeatedly harping on you’d like. This week, you’ll get plenty of
it. I wouldn’t worry too much about peo- CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) chances to enforce those boundaries, be- CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
ple missing the point, though, your “sub- Getting worked up over details is some- cause people will unwittingly be stepping You’ve heard the expression, “give them
tle” is most other people’s “normal.” thing you’ll probably regret. You’ll be across them quite often. Practice letting an inch, they’ll take a mile.” When you do
embarrassed you made such a fuss over those intruders know what’s up with as it, I’m sure you just think of it as pressing
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) something so nitpicky. And yet, it hap- much humor, lightheartedness, and com- your advantage. It might be a sound strate-
Unspoken “contracts” happen all the pens. This week is about not sweating the passion as you can — you’ll find that gy in business, but in personal relation-
time, but the person you’re dealing with small stuff. Easier said than done, I know. those qualities are much more effective ships when you push people too far, they
isn’t likely to respond well to any implicit In the past this has definitely been a stum- than anger, scolding or earnest entreaties. walk away. This week, practice taking
obligations they may be signing up for bling block for you, and even getting em- Remember, their “intrusions” are mostly what’s offered, with gratitude, and simply
without knowing it. Therefore, be upfront barrassed about some of it hasn’t been innocent mistakes. Treat them as such. being happy with that instead of pushing
about your expectations right from the enough to keep you from going there for more (and more). Sure, if you pushed,
get-go. It’s okay to have “strings attached” again. You’ll get it, though. You just need LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) you might get what you want, but in this
when you offer something of yourself — a lot of practice learning how to let this Honesty is always best when it comes to case, what you get will be exponentially
most interactions are, essentially, an ex- shit just roll off your back. This week, your most meaningful relationships, but more sweet if you’re patient enough to
change. Just be honest and forthright fortunately or unfortunately, you’ll get it. that doesn’t mean you need to disclose wait until it’s freely offered.
about what those are — and flexible about every little detail of everything that’s ever
what they might be. There should be room LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) happened to you. You’re allowed to keep a AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
for negotiation here, otherwise what Here’s a funny thing about Leos: You few things private—but don’t lie about When given any kind of power, the
you’re offering is more of an ultimatum sometimes do stuff specifically to get them. Lies and deception will come back temptation to look after your own in-
than a deal. How do you think that will go attention, but then become annoyed or to haunt you very quickly right now. This terests, regardless of the expense to others,
over? resentful when you get it, because it came is, admittedly, a thorny gray area with can be a great one. However, I hope you
at the “wrong” time, or from the “wrong” shifting boundaries. Sometimes, failure to resist it. While whatever you’re contem-
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) people. Unfortunately, if you do some- reveal important information is tanta- plating isn’t really a big deal, in the grand
I know you’re not always in the mood to thing attention-getting, you’re not likely to mount to a lie. But other times, disclosing scheme of things, it’s perched on the top
deal with a high-maintenance friend, but be able to control who notices, or when. it would just be unproductive over-sharing. of a very steep, very slippery slope of
part of being a friend is being there for Get over your silly expectations and try to Determining which is which is this week’s less-than-ethical choices. Say no to this
someone when they need you. That be grateful for your “fans,” even when tricky task. one. Look at the big picture and be as
doesn’t mean you can’t have and enforce they don’t conform to what you hoped for. objective as possible here. Enlist an out-
boundaries, you should! However, if those They’re still far preferable to the alterna- SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) side perspective if necessary. Then stick to
boundaries mean that you’ll never really tive: no one caring enough about what you You rightly sense that someone is horn- simply doing the right thing — it’s hard to
come through for your admittedly needy do to even notice. ing in on your territory, but going right go wrong there. W
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buddy, then you’re not really being much into full-on attack mode will just alienate
of a friend, are you? If that’s the case, do VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) all the wrong people, and actually allow To contact Caeriel send mail to
People cross lines all the time, but in your adversary to get into a much better sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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A yard or garage sale 08 DODGE RAM $12,995
JUNK ADOPT in classified
94,000 miles,
automatic, front 04 BLAZER 4X4 $7,995
find a new owner.
570-829-7130
We can give your 04FREESTAR 60K $6,995
CAR & is the best way wheel drive, 4
infant love and
security, you can W OULD Y OU LIKE
tocleanoutyourclosets! door, air condi-
Full Notary Service
Tags & Title Transfers
CHEVROLET `88
TO GO TO NY?
TRUCKS help make us a
family. Expenses Call us to make You’re in bussiness tioning, air bags,
MONTE CARLO SS
WANTED
paid. Please call
Denise & Howard
your reservation!
570-824-2228
with classified! all power, cruise
control, leather BMW `07 328xi
Black with black
V8, automatic,
51,267 miles,
1-877-676-1660. 570-793-1769 interior, $3,300. interior. Heated MUST SELL
Highest Prices Shopping for a 570-394-9004 seats. Back up & $9,200 OBO
Paid!!! ADOPT: Adoring new apartment? navigation sys-

tems. New tires &
(570) 760-0511
Mom, Dad, Big
FREE Brother would like 310 Attorney
Classified lets 412 Autos for Sale brakes. Sunroof. CHRYSLER 06
to share a lifetime you compare costs - Garage kept. Many
REMOVAL of hugs & kisses Services
without hassle FORD `07 MUSTANG
extras! 46,000 300C HEMI
Call V&G
in our loving home
Free Bankruptcy
YANKEES SPECIAL Miles.
Asking $19,500.
Light green, 18,000
with a newborn.
Please Call Consultation
Yanks vs Boston
Sunday, 5/15 @ 8pm
or worry! 63,000 highway
miles, silver, runs 570-825-8888 or
miles, loaded,
leather, wood trim,
Anytime Lynda & Dennis Payment plans.
Carol Baltimore
Section 212 Get moving great, $11,500.
negotiable.
626-297-0155
Call Anytime!
$24,000.
888-688-1422
288-8995 Expenses Paid 570-822-1959
$126.00 ticket/bus
1-800-432-8069
with classified! 570-479-2482
570-222-4960
leave message
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& Classic & Classic Trucks &
CHEVROLET 06 CHRYSLER `07 300 Rare, Exclusive MINI COOPER `08 Equipment
CORVETTE
55,600 miles, auto-
matic, 4 door, anti-
Opportunity To Clubman. Black &
White. Sunroof. 30K
CADILLAC `80 MERCEDES BENZ EQUIPMENT TRAILER
CONVERTIBLE
lock brakes, air con- Own... miles. Leather inte-
COUPE DEVILLE `74 450 SE Brand new 2010
FORD 02 MUSTANG
ditioning, air bags, rior, fully loaded. 6
Excellent condition, tandem axle, 4
all power, AM/FM speed. Excellent
26 FORD
Silver beauty, 1 $3,000 located in SOLID CAR!
wheel electric
GT CONVERTIBLE
Owner, Museum radio, CD player, condition. 40 MPG. Interior perfect,
Hazleton. brakes, 20’ long
new new brakes. $20,500. Call exterior very good.
MODEL T
quality. 4,900 570-454-1945 or total, 7 x 16 oak
miles, 6 speed. All $10,900. Red with black top. 570-262-8811 Runs great! New
561-573-4114 deck, fold up ramps
possible options 570-760-6983 6,500 miles. One tires, 68K original
PONTIAC `06
Panel Delivery with knees, remov-
including Naviga-
tion, Power top. FORD `04 MUSTANG
Owner. Excellent
Condition. $18,500
100 point
Concours quality
CHEVROLET `68 C10 miles.
$5,500 FIRM.
able fenders for
oversized loads,
New, paid $62,000
Must sell $45,900
Mach I, 40th
ANNIVERSARY EDITION
570-760-5833 restoration. Red
with black fend-
SOLSTICE New 350 motor and
new transmission.
570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
powder coat paint
for rust protection,
Only 16,000 miles! REDUCED TO
570-299-9370 V8, Auto, 1,200 ers. Never Driven.
MERCEDES-BENZ
Garage kept, 2.4 $5,000 FIRM 2 5/16 hitch
Say it HERE
miles, all options,
show room condi- VITO’S 0 miles on
restoration.
liter, manual 5
speed transmission,
(570) 906-1771 coupler, tongue
jack, side pockets,
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
tion. Call for info.
Asking $24,995 & RARE!
$40,000
black, a/c, cd play-
er, leather interior.
LINE UP `73 450SL with brake away switch,
battery, 7 pole
Serious inquiries
GINO’S $38,000 Real Nice. Fun Ride. A GREAT DEAL... Convertible RV plugs, title &
CHRYSLER `02
only. 570-636-3151 $36,500 Asking $16,500 removable hard top, more!! Priced for
(570) 301-3433 IN CLASSIFIED! power windows, AM quick sale. $2,995
FORD `07 Wanted: /FM radio with cas- 386-334-7448
PT CRUISER Junk 2002 BMW 745i PONTIAC 69 FIREBIRD Looking for the right deal sette player, CD
Inferno Red, flame MUSTANG GT The Flagship of
400 CONVERTIBLE
on an automobile?
Turn to classified.
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham- FORD 99 E350
design. Chrome Premium package, Cars & the Fleet
BUCKET VAN
pagne exterior; Ital-
wheels. 47,000 silver, black leather New - $87,000 Blue/white top & It’s a showroom in print! ian red leather inte-
miles, one owner.
Looks and runs
interior, 5 speed
manual. 20,000
Trucks Midnight Emerald
with beige leather
white interior.
Recent document-
Classified’s got rior inside. Garage Triton V8. 2 speed
great. New inspec- miles. $18,900 Highest interior. 61K miles. ed frame-off the directions! kept, excellent con- boom; 92,000miles;
dition. $31,000. Call $9999 or best price.
CHEVROLET `72
tion. $5,800 (570) 868-3832 Mint condition. restoration. Over 825-6272
Call (570) 472-1854 Prices Loaded. Garage $31,000 invested. Great condition. Call
570-675-3384 or
will sell $21,500.
Paid!! Kept. Navigation
CHEVELLE 570574-7002
250 General Auction 250 General Auction
FREE PICKUP
Stunning,
Must Sell!
570-335-3127
Two door hard top. OLDSMOBILE `68
288-8995
$20,000
$18,600
PORSCHE `02 307 Motor. Needs
work. Comes with DELMONT
439 Motorcycles
BOXSTER S additional 400 small
block & many parts.
DRASTICALLY
HARLEY DAVIDSON
1993 CADILLAC Great convertible, REDUCED!!
HYUNDAI `04 black top, 6 speed $5,000. Serious This model only
ALANTE
manual transmis- inquires only.
(570) 836-2574
produced in 1967
` 06 SOFTTAIL
TIBURON GT sion, carbon fiber & 1968. All
original 45,000
NIGHTTRAIN
dash, leather interi-
Blue, 5 speed
manual, CD, Air,
2 Door
Convertible or, front & rear
trunk, fast & agile.
CHEVROLET `76 miles, Color
Burgundy, cloth
PICKUP
Exquisite Candy Dark gray metallic,
factory alarm, $18,000 or best & vinyl interior, new rr tire &
Apple Red black
power windows & offer. Call 350 rocket brakes, many
soft top. 13,000 Very Good
locks. 38K. 570-262-2478 engine, 2nd extras. $10,900
original miles. All Condition!
$7,500 negotiable. owner. Fender (570) 592-4982
available options, Low miles!
Call 570-540-6236 skirts, always
including gold $7500. FIRM garaged. Trophy
LEXUS `95 ES 300
alloy wheels.
Garage Kept. 1
570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
winner at shows.
Serious inquiries
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 DYNA WIDE GLIDE
SUBARU `02
Beautiful, mint owner. Final
CORVETTES
only, $7,500.
condition. Grey with Model Year. Golden Anniversary.
570-690-0727
leather interior. 2 Gorgeous Silver/Black. New
owners.New brakes
rotors & shocks.
Automobile!
$31,000
$29,900
IMPREZAmileage,
Low
WRX WANTED Shopping for a
Tires. Extras. Excel-
lent Condition.
Ice cold AC. Fully 1953-1972 19,000 miles
loaded. 112K. $27,900 57,000 miles, 5 Any Condition! new apartment? $12,000 negotiable
Asking $4,900 speed, all-wheel Courteous, Fast Classified lets 570-639-2539
(347) 452-3650 From an Exotic, drive, 4 door, anti- Professional Buyer. you compare costs -
lock brakes, air Licensed & Bonded
Mountain Top Private Collection conditioning, air corvettebuyer.com
without hassle HARLEY DAVIDSON
Call 570-650-0278 bags, power locks,
power windows,
1-800-850-3656 or worry!
Get moving 10 SPORTSTER 1200
WANTED!
MERCEDES-BENZ
power
cruise
mirrors,
control, FORD `52 with classified! A MUST SEE!
ALL AM/FM radio, CD

changer, rear COUNTRY SEDAN 421 Boats &
Custom Paint.
Only driven under
JUNK `01 C-240

Loaded, automatic,
defroster, new Blitz
Stainless Exhaust,
CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON
Marinas
10 miles!! Asking
$8,900 or best
offer. For info,
AEM Cold Air
CUSTOM
AC, heated leather V8, automatic, call 570-864-2543
CARS! seats, 4 door.
$4,700
Intake, TURBOXS
Blowoff Valve &
Boost Control.
8 passenger,
3rd seat, good
or 215-379-1375
CA$H
Call 570-388-6535 condition, 2nd
Q-LINK LEGACY `09
CREST 15
$10,500. owner. $9,500.
Wanna make your (201) 704-8640 570-579-3517 250 automatic. Gun
PAID car go fast? Place Call before metal gray. MP3

an ad in Classified!
570-829-7130.
7:30 pm
FORD `66 Fiberglass player. $3,000.
Great first motorcy-
570-301-3602 LINE UP Mustang Coupe. boat with cle. 570-696-1156
MERCEDES-BENZ A GREAT DEAL...

Pearl white, pony
interior. Pristine
trailer. Out-
board propul-
SUZUKI `07 C50T
`05 240C
condition. 26K
IN CLASSIFIED! miles. $17,000 or sion. Includes:
MAZDA `04 RX-8 4Matic, V6 - Gray,

77K highway miles,
TOYOTA `06
best offer.
(570) 817-6768
2 motors
Erinmade, CRUISER
Hunter Green,
EXCELLENT
Excellent condition, “Lark II series”
80,000 miles.
New brakes &
dealer serviced. Sun
roof, heated seats. AVALON LINCOLN `88 PRICE
New tires, new REDUCED!
rotors. New
alignment. Two
new rear tires.
$15,500. Call
570-288-3916 brakes, Inspected
March 4, AC,
TOWN CAR
61,000 original
$2,400 CONDITION
Windshield, Bags,
MERCEDES-BENZ AVPS, Fully NEGOTIABLE
No accidents. miles, garage kept, Floorboards,V&H
PRICE REDUCED loaded, 18,000 triple black, leather 570-417-3940 Pipes, White
mile bumper to
`95 SL 500
$8,000 or best interior, carriage walls,Garage Kept.
offer. For more bumper warranty. roof, factory wire 6K Miles $5,200
information, call Convertible, with
90,000 miles. wheels, loaded, 427 Commercial (570) 430-0357
$12,900.
(570) 332-4213 removable hard excellent condition. Trucks &
top, dark Blue,
(570) 881-3712 $5,500. Call
Equipment SUZUKI 04
MERCEDES `95 SL 500 camel interior,
Summer Driving
TOYOTA `93 MR2
Mike 570-237-7660
GSXR 1000CC
Convertible. Low
mileage. Hard top
Only, Garage Kept.
Very Good T-top, 5 speed. MAZDA `88 RX-7
CONVERTIBLE
CHEVY 08 3500 Less than 1,000
included.
interior.
condition,
Leather
Excellent
fully
Condition, No
Accidents. Classy
Car. Price
AM/FM/CD, AC,
power antenna.
1 owner, garage
kept, 65k original
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic.
miles. Team colors
with matching hel-
met & jacket. Fend-
New tires. No rust. miles, black with
loaded. $11,000. Reduced! Only 12,000 miles. er eliminator kit.
Great condition. grey leather interior,
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Call 619-884-2266 $13,995 Vehicle in like Scorpion exhaust.

or 570-696-1271 or trade for $5,000 all original & never new condition. $6,000.
(570) 708-0269 seen snow. $8,900. $19,000. Call Dave after 5
SUV or other.
after 6:00PM Call 570-237-5119 570-288-4322 pm 570-825-0394
570-388-6669
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YAMAHA `04 V-STAR Skilled Trades
1100 Custom. 5800 CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR HONDA `10 KIA `02 SEDONA CLASS A CDL
miles,
cobra
light bar,
exhaust, BUICK `05 Custom Van. 67K EX, Van, Sunroof.
460
CONSTRUCTION
DRIVER/WAREHOUSE
windshield, many
extras, must sell. RENDEZVOUSFully
CX
miles. Interior has
oak wood trim, car-
peting, storage
ODYSSEY 61,000 miles.
Loaded. Good AUTOMOTIVE
Looking for a per-
son skilled in resi-
Apply at
$4,900. Call condition. dential and com-
AWD,
570-301-3433 loaded, 1 owner,
areas, TV, rear seat $5000 or best offer. SERVICE mercial construc- Huttig Building
Products
convertible to dou- 570-606-7654 tion. Must be self
18,000 miles. 6 ble bed, curtains. DIRECTORY 350 Lasley Ave.
YAMAHA `97 VIRAGO
motivated and
cylinder. New Seats 7. Power win- Looking for Work? Hanover Twp, PA
capable of working
inspection, tires dows & seats. Cus- Tell Employers with
750cc. 8,000 miles, independently.
468 Auto Parts
saddlebags, wind-
shield, back rest,
& brakes. Like
new, inside & out.
tom lighting on ceil-
ing. New exhaust
a Classified Ad.
570-829-7130
Please send your
resume or work
DRIVERS
$16,900. Call CDL Class B
Black & Pearl, system. New rear experience to
(570) 540-0975 570-301-3602 license with tanker
Excellent Condition.
Must See. Asking
$2,499. Call after 4.
tires. Recently
inspected. Excellent
condition. $4,200 or
Special Edition.
Maroon, Fully
MERCEDES-BENZ CALL US!
YTCarpenter@
comcast.net
endorsements.
Clean record. Many
shifts available.
`99 ML 320 TO JUNK
CHEVR0LET`02
570-823-9376 best offer. Call loaded. Leather
Probable overnight
570-655-0530 seats. TV/DVD, 527 Food Services/
navigation, sun roof Sunroof, new tires, YOUR CAR Hospitality
stay away from
EXPRESS Motorcycle for sale?

Let them see it here
plus many other
extras. 3rd seat .
115,930 miles
MUST SELL BEST PRICES
home. Lodging and
per diem included.
Competitive salary.
CONVERSION in the Classifieds! Only 1,900 Miles. $7,200 OBO IN THE AREA
Brand New. (570)760-0511 CA$H ON THE $POT, Call 610-310-3606
VAN 570-829-7130
Asking $37,000 Free Anytime
YAMAHA 07 650 V-STAR Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
(570) 328-0850
MITSUBISHI `95 Pickup
Let the Community
Know!
Matted black finish.
Mint condition. New
condition.
$18,900 DODGE `10 INTERNATIONAL 95 MONTERO SR 4WD
570-301-3602 Place your Classified
tires,
fully
inspected,
serviced &
570-674-3901
GRAND CARAVAN DUMP TRUCK
177,102 miles, auto-
Refurbished, rebuilt
472 Auto Services DELI CLERKS Ad TODAY!
570-829-7130
ready to ride. Wind- matic, four wheel Gerrity’s Supermar-
CHEVROLET `05
Only 17k miles. DRIVERS
shield & sissy bar.
Low miles & garage
Fully loaded.
Excellent condi-
engine, transmis-
sion replaced. drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
$ WANTED JUNK $ kets is now hiring
Part Time Deli Fanelli Brothers
TRAILBLAZER LT
Rear-end removed Trucking has
VEHICLES
kept. $4800. or best ditioning, air bags, Clerks. Looking for
tion. Factory & and relubed. Brand established new
offer. 570-762-5158 power locks, power dependable and
extended war- new 10’ dump. PA and increased driv-
Black/Grey. 18,000 windows, power LISPI TOWING customer oriented
ranty. $17,995 state inspected. er pay package and
YAMAHA` 08 R1
miles. Well
equipped. Includes
(570) 690-2806 $12,900/best offer.
570-594-1496
mirrors, power
seats, cruise con- We pick up 822-0995 individuals. Sales
Commission Bonus. an increased sign
on bonus. Due to
On-Star, tow pack- trol, AM/FM radio, Apply at:
BEAUTIFUL BIKE
Perfect condition.
age, roof rack,
running boards, DODGE `94 DAKOTA JEEP `00
cassette player, CD
changer, leather
WANTED
Cars & Full Size
2020 Wyoming Ave.
Wyoming; or
additional business,
Fanelli Bros. Truck-
remote starter, with cap. 1 owner, Trucks. For prices... 801 Wyoming Ave. ing Co. is adding
interior, sun roof,
WRANGLER
3700 miles, new extended warranty. garage kept, very Lamoreaux Auto West Pittston, or at: both regional and
rear tire, undertail rear defroster, rear
$16,000 good condition. Parts 477-2562 www.gerritys.com local drivers to our
kit, cover. Price windshield wiper,
(570) 825-7251 Many extras includ- Pottsville, PA termi-
NIGHT AUDITOR
new Passed inspec-
negotiable $7,600 ing lift & back seat. tion, new battery. LINEUP nal operation. Dri-
570-852-9072
CHEVROLET `06
29 MPG gas. vers are home most
$4,000
$2,500 ASUCCESSFULSALE nights throughout
(570) 868-1100
SILVERADO 1500
Apply in person.
442 RVs & Campers or best offer
(570) 868-0944
Call after 2:00 p.m. INCLASSIFIED! Knights Inn
the week. Drivers
must have 2-3
4X4 pickup, extend- Doyouneedmorespace? 310 Route 315 years of OTR expe-
FLAGSTAFF `08 ed cab, 6 1/2 ft.
box, automatic. DODGE `97 RAM SUZUKI `07 XL-7 A yard or garage sale
in classified
Pittston, PA 18640
570-654-6020
rience, acceptable
MVR and pass a
CLASSIC Pewter. 48,000
miles. Excellent
1500 LARAMIE MARK 3 TJ, Black with grey
interior. 4 cylinder,
56,000 miles,
automatic, is the best way
tocleanoutyourclosets!
criminal background
check.
Super Lite Fifth
condition. $15,000
82,000 miles, auto-
5-speed manual
all-wheel drive, 533 Installation/ The new pay pack-
Wheel. LCD/DVD
Negotiable
matic, chrome step 4 door, air condi- You’re in bussiness Maintenance/ age offers:
flat screen TV, fire- up and mirrors & transmission. CD
(570) 954-7461 tioning, all power, with classified! • .38 cpm for
place, heated mat- leather interior. player, hardtop, full CD player, leather Repair qualified drivers
CHEVROLET `09
tress, ceiling fan, Good Condition. doors, sound bar. interior, tinted
Hide-a-Bed sofa, Drums Area. 4” Skyjacker • $1,500 sign on
windows, custom
outside speakers & $4,500 Suspension lift with wheels, $13,000 HANDYPERSON/ bonus
EQUINOX LS
grill, 2 sliders, 401-524-9763 steering stabilizer. • Paid vacations and
Call 570-829-8753
GARDNER
aluminum wheels, Like new BF holidays
Before 5:00 p.m.
water purifier, Low mileage, 15000 Goodrich 35’s with • Health/Dental/
awning, microwave miles, automatic, Full size spare. Only Part time. Must be Vision Insurance
oven, tinted safety
glass windows,
raised panel fridge
all-wheel drive, 4
door, anti-lock
brakes, air condi-
85,000 miles.
$6,999
(570) 301-7221
TOYOTA `06 reliable, organized,
detailed and likes
dogs. Lazy person
• 401K Plan
Contact Gary Potter
at 570-544-3140
& many acces-
sories & options.
tioning, air bags,
power locks, power FORD `04 EXPLORER
SUV, V6, 4x4, auto-
TACOMA ACCESS 503 Accounting/
need not apply.
Call 570-709-2481
Ext 156 or visit us
at 1298 Keystone
Excellent condition, windows, power Blvd., Pottsville, PA
$22,500.
570-868-6986
mirrors, cruise con-
trol, AM/FM radio,
matic, 85,000 miles
Black Beauty. JEEP `02 GRAND CAB
78000 miles,
Finance
468 Auto Parts 468 Auto Parts
Line up a place to live
cassette player, CD
player, keyless
Garage kept.
Must sell. CHEROKEE LAREDO 5 speed, four
wheel drive, new
BOOKKEEPER
$8,700 Local bookkeeping
entry, rear de-
in classified! (570) 883-2754 Matching Fiber- company hiring
BUYING JUNK VEHICLES

froster, rear wind- glass cap, $16,000 full time full-charge
SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS shield wiper, tinted
windows. $17,500.
FORD `99 E250 (570)472-9091
Call after 4:30 p.m.
bookkeeper.
Send resume and
Travel Trailer. 29’, (570) 954-9333
mint condition, 1 Wheelchair Van salary requirements
TRACTOR $300 and Up

Call after 9:00 a.m.
slide out a/c-heat. 78,250 miles. Fully to acctg2002@
CHEVROLET `10
Stove, microwave, serviced, new bat- gmail.com
fridge, shower
inside & out. Many
SILVERADO 1500
tery, tires & rods.
Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
chairs. Braun Millen-
Triple black, eco- TRAILERS 506 Administrative/ $125 extra if driven,
pulled or pushed in.
more extras. nomical 6 cylinder. FREIGHTLINER Clerical
Extended Cab V71 nium lift with
Reduced. $13,500. 4x4 select drive. ’97 MIDROOF
Package 4x4. Bed- remote. Walk up
Call 570-842-6735 CD, remote door
liner. V-8. Red.
Remote start. 6,300
door. Front & rear opener, power win-
475 CAT & 10
speed transmission. DENTAL NOBODY Pays More
SUNLITE CAMPER miles $27,000
A/C. Power locks &
windows. Excellent
dows & locks, $12,000
RECEPTIONIST 570-760-2035
cruise, tilt wheel.
22 ft. 3 rear bunks, negotiable condition. $9,500. 108k highway miles. FREIGHTLINER
center bathroom, (570) 639-2539 570-237-6375 Garage kept. Super ’99 CONDO Monday thru Saturday 6 am-9 pm
kitchen, sofa bed. Full Time
clean inside and out.
Air, Fully self con-
tained. Sleeps 6.
To place your No rust. Sale price
430 Detroit, Super
10 transmission.
Carpenter Dental,
1086 Wyoming Ave,
Sunday 8 am - 68 pm
ad Call Toll Free $6,895. Scranton.
GMC `99
New tires, fridge Asking $15,000. Forty Fort 18704,
570-466-2771
awning. $4500. 1-800-427-8649 ‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’
Attention: HR Dept. 457 Wanted to Buy 457 Wanted to Buy
JEEP `07
215-322-9845 Or Fax to 714-5184.
Auto Auto
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX with sides. All Or Email to
TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft
Rear queen master
LT (premium pack-
age), 3.4L, 47,000 SUBURBAN WRANGLER X
aluminum, spread
axle. $6,500.
CarpenterDental@
hotmail.com
bedroom, Walk
thru bathroom.
miles. All wheel
drive, power moon- Champagne
4x4, stick shift, soft
top. Red exterior,
2 storage trailers.
570-814-4790 509 Building/ $$$ HIGHEST PRICE PAID $$$
Center kitchen + roof, windows, locks exterior, well maintained, Construction/
FOR JUNK
TRUCKS FOR SALE
dinette bed. Front & seats. Leather leather interior,
extra large living interior, 6 cd chang- power windows
garage kept. 11,500 Skilled Trades
miles, one owner.
room + sofa bed. er, rear folding & locks, 4 wheel Ford, GMC, VEHICLES
CARPENTERS
AC, CD player,
drive. $4,850.
Big View windows.
Air, awning, sleeps
seats, keyless entry,
onstar, roof rack, Call for
cruise control. International-Prices
starting at $2,295.
PICKED UP
Tow package with
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NEEDED
6, very clean, will running boards, condition and cargo carrier. Box Truck, Cab &
deliver. Located in garage kept. known issues. Excellent condition. Chassis available. 570-876-1010
Benton, Pa. $4,900. $14,750. 570-362-4080 $18,700 Call U-haul 570-346-7673
215-694-7497 570-362-1910 Call 570-822-9680 570-822-5536 Call 570-654-5775
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Pace Transportation ing a qualified indi-
570-883-9797 vidual for Ware-
GET ON THE ROAD Looking for that
house/Local Deliv-
Hours A Day.
ery driver for our
TO SUCCESS! special place
called home?
Wilkes-Barre Coal
St. location. Must be
McLane, a $28 billion supply chain services leader, self motivated, have
Classified will address a clean driving
is looking for qualified Class A Drivers to become part Your needs. record, be organ-
Deliver
of our valued team. McLane’s uniformed drivers are Open the door ized, computer liter-
well recognized and trusted throughout the U.S. for with classified! ate & have the abili-
ty to work in a fast
their knowledge, accuracy, and professionalism. FRONT-LOAD AND paced environment.
We offer:
Do you have what it takes to help drive our team? ROLL-OFF DRIVERS • A full time position
• Competitive hourly
Minimum 2 years
Class A Drivers experience, full time wage
• Earn more money with more at-home time & great benefits. • Full benefit
Apply in person at package including:
• “We’re here to stay” -as a McLane teammate, you’ll be working in a Solomon Container • Family Health Care
stable, secure environment Service • 401k
495 Stanton St. • Life insurance
• Multi-stop deliveries primarily located in Pennsylvania and New Jersey
(No Collections) • Great pay and benefits - $55,000 to $60,000 in the first year; medical,
Wilkes-Barre • Dental/Vision
• Vacation time
dental, vision, life and 401(k) ROUTE TECHNICIAN based on longevity/
Holiday pay/ Sick/
Available routes:
Come join the
Requirements: leader in the pest
Personal.
control industry. Qualified persons
• HS diploma or GED Orkin Pest Control is are encouraged to
Laflin/Hudston • Two years driving experience
• Clean driving record and great customer service skills
currently accepting
applications for Full-
Time Route Techni-
apply in person to:
Eastern Penn
$920 Monthly Profit + Tips Find out more or apply to become a valued
cian. Experience is
preferred but not
Electric Supply
Attn: Marc Malvizzi
225 daily papers / 240 Sunday papers Teammate by contacting: John Hart, McClane
Necessary.
Email resumes to
395 Coal Street
Wilkes-Barre, Pa
Chamberlain Street, Driftwood Drive, Hilldale Drive, People Department by phone: (570) 330-8400,
smoran@rattinc.net
or fax them to
18702
Jason Drive, Lombardo Drive or email: jfhart@mcclaneco.com 570-208-4817 548 Medical/Health

EOE, M/F/D/V
Duryea 542 Logistics/
Transportation DENTAL ASSISTANT
$560 Monthly Profit + Tips Back Mountain
Office is looking for
149 daily papers / 141 Sunday papers enthusiastic

Time Dental Assis-
Full
tant. Must be organ-

Adams Street, Blackberry Lane, Cherry Street, ized, people person,
Columbia Street, Cranberry Terr., Evans Street with excellent com-
munication skills. If
you are interested in
Dallas joining our friendly

team, please send
resume to:
$400 Monthly Profit + Tips Dr. David Spring
661 N. Memorial Hwy
92 daily papers / 144 Sunday papers Dallas, PA 18612
Baldwin Avenue, E. Center Hill Road, Claude Street, LINEUP

Midland Drive, Saginaw Street ASUCCESSFULSALE
North
N th St
Star FFoodservice
d i of PA, INCLASSIFIED!
West Pittston a stable and successful food Doyouneedmorespace?
$760 Monthly Profit + Tips distribution organization,
is recruiting for in classified
183 daily papers / 186 Sunday papers is the best way
tocleanoutyourclosets!
Exeter Ave., Ann Street, Clear Spring Ct., You’re in bussiness
Ledgeview Drive, Susquehanna Ave., York Ave. Foodservice Delivery Drivers with classified!
Parsons
$965 Monthly Profit + Tips
$1,500 SIGN-ON BONUS! * OPTICAL *
•Machine
Operator
Candidates will have a valid Class A CDL, 1 year truck driving experience •Lens Coating
194 daily papers / 222 Sunday papers and clean driving record or 6 months of food and beverage delivery Benefits for full
time employees.
experience. Candidates must provide a verifiable and consistent work
Wyoming Street, Auburn Street, West Chestnut Street, history, exemplary driving record, and submit to a background screen. SEND RESUME OR
East Elm Street, John Street APPLY IN PERSON
Monday-Friday
This position involves delivering to multi-unit franchises throughout the 8:30a - 6pm to:
Luzerne Optical
Mid-Atlantic states. North Star Foodservice offers an excellent 180 N. Wilkes-
To find a route near you and start compensation and benefits package including 401(k) with company match. Barre Blvd.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
earning extra cash, call Rosemary at
281006
18702
Interested candidates should apply online at
570-829-7107 www.usfoodservice.com
under the careers/available opportunities tab, requisition 10002945.
You may also apply in person at
Village at
Greenbriar
Assisted Living
NORTH STAR FOODSERVICE of PA PERSONAL CARE AIDES

2nd and 3rd shifts
13 Rutledge Drive, Pittston, PA Apply within:
4252 Memorial Hwy
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548 Medical/Health 630 Money To Loan 708 Antiques & 708 Antiques & 710 Appliances 710 Appliances 716 Building
Collectibles Collectibles Materials
The Clem-Mar “We can erase DRYER. GE Electric. WASHER. Maytag.
House is your bad credit - COLLECTIBLE: YEARBOOKS: White, 6 cycle, Fabric-matic. Heavy DOOR. Interior
seeking a full-time 100% GUARAN- 1963 Topps Mike Coughlin H.S. 1926, heavy duty. Excel- duty, extra large swing door with 15
Drug & Alcohol TEED.” Attorneys Ditka Football Card- 1928, 1932, 1937, lent condition. $130. capacity top loader. glass panes from
Counselor. 600 for the Federal
Trade Commission
Great Shape-Make 1940, 1961, 1963, 570-881-2384 25 1/2” wide. White.
Good condition.
top to bottom.
an offer. $50.00 1942, 1943, 1944, Mounting hardware
Qualifications of FINANCIAL say they’ve never 570-824-1180 1949. G.A.R. H.S. $325 includes. 80x31 1/2.
Counselor are: seen a legitimate 1934, 1935, 1936, 570-885-1338 Make offer
Master’s, Bache- credit repair opera- COLLECTIBLES: 1937, 1945, 1946,
lor’s, or Associates’
610 Business tion. No one can 1972 Topps Jonny 1951, 1955, 1956,
WASHER/DRYER. 570-466-6481
Degree in chemical Opportunities legally remove Unitas-Crisp and 1957, 1961, 1965,
Whirlpool,electric. DOORS: (2) sliding
accurate and timely MT-Picture Perfect Excellent, $350. closet doors, 24x80
dependency, psy- 1966, 1970, 1980,
REFRIGERATOR,
chology, social
work, counseling or
CREATIVE & EXCITING information from
your credit report.
$20.00.
570-824-1180
1985, 2005, 2006.
Meyers H.S. 1935,
Roper, 18.2 cu ft.
Excellent. $200.
wood with natural
finish $40. DOOR (1)
Paint your own It’s a process that 30x80 natural finish.
nursing, and prior FOOTBALL CARDS. 1936, 1937, 1938,
pottery studio starts with you and 570-474-5188 $40. Excellent con-
experience in the Philadelphia Eagles. 1942, 1943, 1944, GENES
franchise. Low start involves time and a dition. 675-4383
Drug & Alcohol 127 cards, $10. 1945, 1946, 1960, RECONDITIONED
up & local training. conscious effort to 712 Baby Items
Field. MUST SELL 1974, 1975, 1976,
POKE-A-NOSE pay your debts. APPLIANCES
570-313-5214 1977. Kingston H.S. 720 Cemetery
POTTERY Learn about manag- 60 Day Warranty BASINET, for baby,
Clem-Mar House, 1938, 1939, 1940,
Inspiration is Within ing credit and debt Monday-Friday blue & white, excel- Plots/Lots
Inc. is an equal
opportunity employ-
Call Jason at ftc. gov/credit. A LINE UP 1944, 1948, 1949.
Plymouth H.S. 1930, 8:00PM-5:00PM lent condition. $50.;
570-730-7855 or message from The
er. Interested par-
ties should send
email: pnpfranchise Times Leader and A GREAT DEAL... 1931, 1932, 1933,
1938, 1943, 1944,
Saturday BABY BATHTUB
$10; BABY SWING,
@yahoo.com 8:00AM-11:00AM
resumes to:
mary.f.rapach@
the FTC.
IN CLASSIFIED! 1959, 1960.
Hanover H.S. 1951,
Gateway
Oraco $40. Call
570-829-2599
gmail.com or to LINEUP Looking for the right deal 1952, 1953, 1954, Shopping Center
Kingston, PA BASSINET: With
on an automobile? 1960. West Pittston ST. NICHOLAS’
Human Resources-
CMH, Inc. ASUCCESSFULSALE Turn to classified. H.S. Annual 1925, (570) 819-1966 canopy,
music,
mobile,
vibration.
CEMETERY,
1926, 1927, 1928, SHAVERTOWN
540-542 Main St.,
Edwardsville, PA INCLASSIFIED! It’s a showroom in print! 1931, 1932, 1959. MICROWAVE: GE, all
Storage area under-
neath. Light green/
6 Plots. Can be
18704 Doyouneedmorespace? Classified’s got Luzerne H.S. 1951, options, with cream pattern for
divided. Near
for consideration the directions! 1952, 1956, 1957, Entrance. $550
A yard or garage sale 700 1959. Berwick H.S.
turntable, excellent
condition. $40.
boy or girl. Excellent each. Call
566 Sales/Retail/ in classified MERCHANDISE NEON SIGN - Elec-
tric, Camel sign, 30
1952, 1953, 1956, REFRIGERATOR,
conditions.
sheets,
Extra
mattress
570-675-9991
1957, 1958, 1960, small college size,
Business is the best way years old, $200. 1967, 1968, 1969 good condition $40/
pad included. $40. Shopping for a
Development tocleanoutyourclosets! 708 Antiques & 570-829-2411 ,1970. Lehman H.S. 570-675-4383
570-855-9221
new apartment?
You’re in bussiness Collectibles QUARTERS. 3 1973, 1974, 1976, CRIB, convertible, Classified lets
DOOR TO DOOR SALES with classified! AUTO PARTS. 1930-
Washington. 1936-
D, 37-D, 39-D. $70
1978, 1980. Nanti-
coke Area H.S.
REFRIGERATOR,
Kenmore, white
complete. $350 or
best offer you compare costs -
Local company is
1931 Model “A” Ford 570-287-4135 1976, 2008. Dallas side by side with ice
and water in door.
570-474-0614 without hassle
Parts for sale. Many H.S. 1966, 1967,
seeking individuals 1968. Bishop Hoban Excellent condition or worry!
LINEUP
parts, too many to
for door to door list. Call for list. H.S. 1972, 1973, $450. Call 716 Building Get moving
sales. Must be out-
going, self motivat-
$1000 for all. 1974, 1975. West 570-654-3135 or Materials with classified!
570-655-0607 Side Central 570-760-5519
ed & flexible. Please
email resume to:
reliablesales@
JAN-PRO
COMMERCIAL
CLEANING
Leave message.
COKE COOLER.
ASUCCESSFULSALE Catholic H.S. 1965 -
1974, 1980, 1981.
Westmoreland H.S.
REFRIGERATOR.
Kenmore, Almond.
CEILING FAN
white, very good
condition $15.
726
CLOTHING.
Clothing
Great
IN CLASSIFIED!
ptd.net OF NEPA Classic gas station 1952, 1953 - 1954 21.6 cf, ice maker,
filtered water. Anderson window- Buys! Girls, like new.
model from 40’-50’s G.A.R. H.S. 1972, 36”w X 38”H double
Be Your Own Excellent condition. Sizes 10-12. Large
Westinghouse com- 1973, 1974, 1975, hung, grills & screen box $25, Size 14
Doyouneedmorespace?
Boss Work Full or pressor. Good con- 1976 Pittston H.S. $300. AIR CONDI-
Part time TIONER. Whirlpool, included, very good $25 box. Misses
Swift Kennedy & dition. $295, all 1936, 1951, 1954, condition. $75. or
Accounts available 6000 BTU, energy women’s, Medium
offers considered.
Assoc. specializes 1963 Pittston Hospi- best offer. Interior $20, X-large $25.
NOW throughout Jake 570-829-7859 tal School of Nurs- efficient. $80
in Group Employee Wilkes Barre, 570-868-6018 Door - 24 X 80 570-474-6028
ing, J.O.Y. of 1957,
in classified
Benefits Plans and Scranton, COLLECTIBLE Sea- stained. Pre Hung.
has an opening in 1959 West Pittston REFRIGERATOR: $15. Bi Fold Doors JACKET - Mens
and Hazleton. gram’s Mirror – 1908 H.S. 1950, 1954, Brown Leather
our
office.
Wilkes-Barre
Candidate
We guarantee
$5,000 to
Stanley Cup $50.
Call Mark at 570- is the best way 1955, 1956, 1960
Hazleton H.S. 1938,
FRIGIDARE 60” stained. $30.
Door Slab - 18” $10. Jacket. Medium.
Long. Good Condi-
must have prior 570-814-8010
group sales experi-
ence and be
$200,000
in annual billing.
301-3484 or Allison
at 631-6635.
to cleanoutyourclosets! 1939, 1940, 1941,
1942, 1943, 1945,
PROFESSIONAL GLASS DOOR. 3
tion. $10. 675-0920
Small investment Stainless Steel 27.8 way glass door for JACKETS. Leather.
1948, 1949, 1950,
You’re in bussiness
licensed to sell We’re ready - LP’S, 78’S, 45’S 3 door. Top of the
insurance. Compen- 1953, 1954, 1955, bath tub. $25 Boys black size 14.
Are you? From 40’S, 50’S, line purchase
sation is based on 1956, 1957, 1959, 570-331-8183 Genuine Italian
60’S & 70’S
with classified!
For more info 09/2010 for $2500 stone. $25 each.
experience. Send $1 each. 829-2411 1960, 1961, 1962,
Call 570-824-5774 asking $1800.00. 570-868-6018
resume to jerry@ 1964 Hazle Twp H.S.
Janproofnepa.com 570-313-1328
swiftkennedy.com 1951, 1952
542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 570-825-4721 WASHER AND 542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/
548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health Transportation Transportation GET THE WORD OUT
DRYER. Extra large Transportation Transportation
capacity, white, like
with a Classified Ad. new. $100 each.
DRIVERS
570-829-7130 570-814-5689
Theres No Place
548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
Like the Jewish Home
The Jewish Home of Eastern PA, a leader in
long-term care, has an immediate need to fill the The Meadows Nursing
following positions:
RN Supervisor 3rd shift
o 3-5 years long term care experience preferred
DRIVERS - and Rehabilitation Center
Positions Available
Well established distribution company seeks Full-
Time (40 plus hours per week) drivers. Valid Class A
CDL, minimum 5 years all-season driving experience,
o BSN and Supervisory experience preferred
RN Unit Manager
o Proven management and leadership skills
CLASS A CDL CNAs clean driving record, and no DUIs are a must. Flatbed
experience helpful. Drivers are assigned dedicated
weekly runs and regional travel including some over-
nights in sleeper. Positions require some moderate to
o Experience working with dementia residents
Looking for a company 7-3 Shift heavy lifting, good communication skills, attention to
helpful Part Time (5-9 days bi-weekly) detail, commitment, and punctuality. Positions include
competitive compensation and benefits package.
o BSN required you can retire with? with benefits
o 3-5 years long term care experience strongly
preferred Looking for more 11-7 Shift
Outstanding benefit package available including home/family time? Part Time (5-9 days bi-weekly)
fully paid family health insurance. Every with benefits
other weekend and rotating holidays required. We offer top pay CNAs can apply on line at:
If you are a compassionate, professional RN
who can help enhance the lives of our residents,
and benefits https://home.eease.com/recruit/?id=296360
please apply by sending your resume to the Weekly home time * Individualized orientation program.
email address below or apply in person at: * Competitive starting rates
The Jewish Home of Eastern PA
and much more * Vacation, Holiday and Personal Days
Please send resume to:
* Tuition Reimbursement
1101 Vine Street, Scranton, PA 18510 * Health insurance and Pension Plan c/o Times Leader
Telephone: (570) 344-6177 ext. 140 For more details, please call
Fax: (570) 344-9610
* Child Day Care on premises Box 2540
Email: sstrunk@frontier.com 800-628-7807 Meadows Nursing & Rehabilitation Center 15 N. Main Street
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The Jewish Home of Eastern PA is an Wilkes-Barre, PA
and ask for recruiting Meadowshr@hotmail.com
18711-0250
284647
Equal Opportunity Employer.

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726 Clothing 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & 758 Miscellaneous 758 Miscellaneous 774 Restaurant 776 Sporting Goods 815 Dogs
Accessories Accessories Equipment
WOMEN’S size 3X - BUMPER rear TIRES. Various PING PONG TABLE:
4x clothing including BEDROOM SET ROCKER with chrome 88-98 sizes. $145 to $240. MIXER. Hobart, Regulation size with
pants and tops, 4 piece Basset, Ottoman. $75 or Chevy/GMC fullsize Call for details 20 quart. Excellent net. Folds up in mid-
some with new white, dresser with best offer. pickup. Mint condi- 570-969-1481 condition. $850 dle, on wheels. Very
tags. $5 for new 3 drawers, desk 570-474-0614 tion $200. Tailgate 570-288-5571 good condition.
and $2 for slightly 88-98 cChevy full- TIRES: Four (4) $180.
with matching chair
used. Great for ROCKER. Maple. 6 size pickup, no rust Good tread. 570-574-8766
& lighted bookshelf,
255/70/R16 $100.00 RESTAURANT
PAWS
gifts. Size 20W single bed with con- months old. $30 or dents. Good con-
mauve evening 570-824-2571 dition. $75. Call 570-824-7015 EQUIPMENT,
dress for $10. Excel-
vertible canopy.
after 3pm 655-3197 8x12 walk in
780 Televisions/
Excellent condition.
lent condition. Call $350. 287-8711.
SOFA. Green sec- TRAILER HITCH with
cooler $2300;
Accessories
tional w/sleeper and CANES & WALKING hardware, fits 2005-
between 10 am & 2008 Escape, Mer- 8x8x10 walk
TO CONSIDER....
9pm. 570-288-9936 BEDROOM SET: recliner. $100 STICKS - Uniquely TELEVISION:
570-417-9280 made from the roots cury Mariner, Mazda in freezer $3800; Toshiba. 56 inch Hi
(4 pieces) including Pizza oven with
of Slippery Elm Tribute $110 or best Def, DLP Projection
headboard, night-
730 Computer trees. Over 16 avail- offer. 570-466-1214 stones $2000; Model 56MX195.
Equipment &
stand, mirror and 752 Landscaping & able. $4 & 5 each. Stainless steel Stand included. ENHANCE
dresser, oak. full
Gardening Call 570-735-2081.
TRAIN SET. HO with kitchen hood Needs Lamp Bulb YOUR PET
Software size. $450.00. box. Diesel, $75. $3000; Stainless $100.00.
570-262-0938 CHIPPER, shredder, SAW, Black & Deck- steel pizza oven CLASSIFIED
CHOCOLATE SET - 570-443-7527
COMPUTER SYS- mulcher, bagger. Rose Theme. 5 er circular, $18, hood $4000; AD ONLINE
BEDROOM SET:
TEM COMPAQ XP Craftsman 5 HP. 3 piece. Small Repair. CLOCK, wall, 31 day, bread pan rack TV: Sony 27” Trini-
Four piece solid oak
PRO SP3, Includes cutting stages. Very $20. Dinnerware - 8 1970’s.$30, TOOL $100; 2 soup tron color with $75.
bedroom set pur- Call 829-7130
mouse, keyboard, good condition. place setting. Royal BOX, small, $20 warmers for $100; Mintek DVD Player
chased at Ashley
monitor. Still a year $325. 675-4383 Staffordshire Ameri- 570-735-1589 2 door sandwich $15
Furniture approxi- Place your pet ad
left on warranty. can Legend. With prep table $500. 570-829-4776
mately 4 years ago CONCRETE scal- TRUCK BOX. Kobalt and provide us your
$75. 570-457-6610 extras. $100. All equipment is
for $2,800. In excel- loped grey edging aluminum. Fits small email address
570-675-0920 sold as is. For
COMPUTER: lent condition, like 24” straight and 17” truck. $85
more info, call
782 Tickets
HP Compaq new. $900. Call curved. total 40 +/- Call Mark at This will create a
CLEATS, Armour 570-847-0873
DC7700 Dual Core after 4 p.m. pieces. Grey $1.00. 570-829-1478 TICKETS: seller account
size 11, $25. Softball
Tower. 3.4GHZ 570-466-3169 570-735-4186 Glee Concert, online and login
cleats, Nike, size 9
CPU. 1.25GB DDR2 RESTAURANT 2 tickets, June 8,
Ram. Windows 7.
CHAIR. Large reclin- $20, Truck cap 762 Musical EQUIPMENT, Floor. 4-Row 2 Wells
information will be
$275, Boiler, oil, emailed to you from
Delivery. $85.
er. Dark maroon, 756 Medical Instruments Somerset Dough Fargo Center, gadzoo.com
soft leather. Like $100, Traffic signals,
570-905-2895
new. $200 Equipment $50, 570-760-4830 Sheeter, Model Philadelphia. $250. “The World of Pets
CLARINETTE 42, CAR-100. Only 570-690-6003 Unleashed”
570-457-3541 solid state 3 piece,
POWER CHAIR - 1 available. $1,500
732 Exercise Jazzy Select, stereo, phono & Call for more info
Equipment
COFFEE TABLE AND
$700 or best offer eight track stereo 786 Toys & Games You can then use
END TABLE: Oak COFFEE MAKER. 570-498-3616 your account to
with glass top ALSO, regular tape player with enhance your online
Restaurant style, 2 GAME TABLE SET.
EXERCISE BIKE, Vita excellent condition wheelchair, with pot Bunn Pour O
speakers. Albums & RESTAURANT 10 in 1. Pool, hockey ad. Post up to 6
Master with odome- $40.00. extra weight sup- tapes available. $50 EQUIPMENT, captioned photos
Matic. $80. PUMP, basketball, etc.
ter and speedome- 570-208-3888 port. $100. Call for (570) 735-6167 SOMERSET TURN of your pet
windshield, for Jeep Approximately 4x6
ter, $30. WEIGHT more details OVER MACHINE - Expand your text to
$45. 570-868-6018
BENCH, barbell with
60lbs in weights.
DAY BED white
wicker Henry Link
570-829-2411
Wrangler, $50
570-709-2926 DIGITAL PIANO model SPM45,
$500; ALSO, Bunn LITTLE TIKES. Work
include more
information, include
POWER CHAIR: Roland RP-101-MH
$30 570-824-0591 with trundle, desk, DECORATING Pour Over Coffee bench with some your contact
Jazzy. With leg sup- Digital Piano with
chair, mirror, night ITEMS. Large cabinet and bench. Machine, Model # tools, Dollhouse information such
EXERCISE stand, 6 draw ports. Red, comes assortment of sun- Excellent condition - STF15, $225 with furniture and as e-mail, address
MACHINE. Cross dresser, removable with charger. May flower. $.50 to $10. hardly used. For more info, call dolls, Slide. $10 phone number and
Bow Legend. Very bookcase, ward- need a new battery. 570-301-8515 Paid $2400 $1500. 570-498-3616 each 570-474-0154 or website.
good condition. robe, magazine $350.00.
Sacrifice $200. 570-331-0632 DISHES. 2 sets of 570-417-1734 RESTAURANT
stand $500. or call
570-788-2388 for individual prices
570-498-0977
WHEELCHAIR. Trac-
china, Service for
12. $100. Yellow set,
PIANO EQUIPMENT,
AMERICAN EAGLE
788 Stereo/TV/
Electronics
AMERICAN
742 Furnaces & DESK, Computer
er IV by Invacare.
Heavy duty, extra
service for 8, $40
570-824-2571
Beautiful Story &
Clark console piano MIXER, 20 quart
mixer, Model TELEVISION: Sony
BULLDOGS
Heaters corner desk wide, 450 lbs seat, with matching
AE-20, with timer 65” Projection TV.
NKC registered.
18” deep x 24” wide bench. Excellent Both parents
Gray,light oak, FENCING, white and guard, $1300. Excellent Condition.
COAL STOVE: Eng- back 18” high. $400 condition. $750. show champions.
excellent condition. picket style, 4 ft X ALSO, Bev Air 2 $250 or best offer
lander. 27-3000 cash only. Call 570-287-8711 White with eye
$75 570-868-6018 8 ft., approx 10-15. door refrigerator/ and you can come
heats approximately 570-288-9936 patches. $800 and
FREE OF CHARGE. PIANO/SPINET sandwich prep and get it!
2600-2800 square DESK: O’Sullivan between 10am-9pm up. 570-430-8420
Call (570) 829-1278 brown, great for table, Model 570-287-7162
feet. Burns chestnut Corner Work-center
coal. Firebrick-lined, FIREPLACE, elec- students $75. SP48-12, $1300.
5.5’x5’.5 finished in
built in blower sys- pine laminate, in 758 Miscellaneous tric, built in heater, 570-417-9280 Call 570-498-3616 796 Wanted to Buy
for more details.
tem, large glass excellent condition,
AB-DOER In box
$300, TRAVEL Merchandise
viewing area, 6” top sells for $250. ask-
never opened, $70.
CASE, Golf club, 766 Office
776 Sporting Goods
or rear exhaust, 610
lbs. Must pick up.
ing $99. E-mail
photo available. Call
VCR Magnovox with
all hookups, on
$10.WIRING, 250”
roll 12/3, $50 Equipment BUYING SPORT CARDS CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES
$500. 570-497-4132 570-328-5611 or 570-675-7024 BACKBOARD, Pay Cash for
screen display PRINTER, Fax, Copi- baseball, football, Home raised. 1st
570-328-5506 er, Scanner. 4 in 1 Basketball, fiber-
HEATER: Timberline record & timer $20. GARAGE SALE glass with rim and basketball, hockey shots & wormed.
vent-free propane KITCHEN SET. High DVD player $15. ITEMS. LUGGAGE HP Series 2200. & non-sports. Sets, Short & longhair.
Excellent condition net. $25.
gas heater with fire- quality, table 36x60 570-822-8957 RACK, for top of car, 570-824-0591 singles & wax. $400 each. Call
log. Wall mounted. with 4 heavy duty $40. ENTERTAIN- $50. 570-675-4383 570-212-0398 570-991-0160
15,000 to 25,000 ALUMINUM CAP: MENT CENTER, oak BICYCLE. Boy’s 20”
chairs. Excellent
Black. For 6 foot
BTUs, sells for $250
asking $99. Excel-
$165. 878-2849
truck bed. $200.00.
with glass doors,
$40. CHAIR, rock-
770 Photo Pacific DS2,
speed. $30. Boy’s
6
GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPS
lent condition. LIVING ROOM SET. 570-283-5142 ing, wood, $15 Equipment 20” Magna Excitor, AKC shots, wormed
570-328-5611 3 piece. Couch and 570-868-8449 21 speed. $40 www.mountain
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570-328-5506 2 chairs. Covered 570-868-6018
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volt refrigerator
$35. Jack LaLanne
Hand made
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PALOMINO 1988
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ready to go! Parents
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(570) 371-3035 room, eat-in kitchen,
$219,000 Call SAME RENT $465 + $695/mo + utili-
SHILOH
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Single family built June 1. Please call Call Scott
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148 Stites Street WILKES-BARRE
570-288-1422 street parking, cen-
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140 corner lot. AMERICA room, huge master 1 person apartment.
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Turn to classified.
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Miscellaneous ter cooking island,
dining room,
BUNGALOW
$74,500
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nished. 34 West
QUALITY COLONIAL double sink design-
er bathroom . 3rd
garbage included.
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It’s a showroom in print!
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Carpeting thru out $595 + UTILITIES.
2 bedrooms, 1 bath, ed with rent. His- ties. (570) 881-4993
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enclosed porches, Unfurnished Unfurnished
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NICELY PRICED custom window
everything you room. Freshly paint- erences required.
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would need. With ed & move in condi- Call Vince:
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wooden stand. $100
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