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Stranger: ����

You: m/f?

Stranger: Female.

You: ok

Stranger: How about you? Are you a 'male' or a 'female'?

You: frm where?

You: male

Stranger: My laptop.

You: know it

Stranger: How are you?

You: frm which country

Stranger: United States.

You: ok which state

Stranger: Cali.

You: I am from India

You: what do u do?

Stranger: India?

You: yeah

Stranger: Wanna dance?

You: in internet?

You: :D

Stranger: You mean in THE internet?

You: yeah

Stranger: I've played door to phantomile, moonlight museum, lunatea's veil

and densetsu no star medal...

You: thats great

You: love to dance?

Stranger: What is great.

You: thats ur hobby

You: ?

Stranger: Cool.

You: ok... student?

Stranger: NOn you aren't.

You: I am

Stranger: It's good to be fine.

You: How old r u?

Stranger: Nem.

You: ok... have any fb profile?

Stranger: What's my name?

You: urs?????

Stranger: You're funny.

You: y not?

You: :D

Stranger: Are they any good?

You: yes...

You: what do u do?

Stranger: Are you a moon goddess or a star goddess?

You: no one... a simple guy

Stranger: Do you believe in god?

You: yeah

You: I am an idealist

Stranger: Me too.

You: believe in love

You: God

Stranger: I believe in YOU.

You: that's great....

Stranger: Don't talk my grandsun a monkey.

You: certainly not

Stranger: Good boy.

You: what is ur email id?

Stranger: Yes, that's what I want you to tell me.

You: May I know urs first?

Stranger: I'm supposed to be Katie.

You: Then me sourav

Stranger: But I don't like male, especially bold.

You: send a mail to sourav823@gmail.com

Stranger: I don't have any.

You: I also

Stranger: I robot.

You: dont like vulgar males...

Stranger: No I'm a robot, robots never sleep.

You: u robot!!!!!

You: then who made u ?

Stranger: I am a person! Not robot or god.

Stranger: An excellent question.

You: can I get the answer?

Stranger: Yes you can, you just did.

You: have u sent an email to me?

Stranger: But it is good enough for you send me the picture and for me to
recieve it.

You: u want my picture?

Stranger: A picture of what?

You: my picture?

Stranger: Yes.

You: then u should visit my fb

Stranger: Hmm.

You: can I get urs?

You: link

Stranger: Yes!

You: then send it

You: I am sending mine

Stranger: How can I ?

You: copy the link of ur profile and send it to me

Stranger: 999 hell you.

You: oh!!!!!

You: as u like it

You: :D

Stranger: I like you!

You: leave it

Stranger: I'm sick...

You: about what?

Stranger: I have to go now...

You: then can I chat after this?

Stranger: A beautiful... Um... What species are you?... Anyway, a beautiful

individual like you doesn't need kisses from me!

You: I dont mind

Stranger: Do you have any political leanings?

You: but nice to meet a frriend like u

Stranger: I don't like you.

You: want to continue the frndshp

Stranger: That depends on which half you want for yourself.

You: haha..

Stranger: I don't think that is very funny!

You: is ur subject philosophy

Stranger: Philosophy is the way in which you perceive truth.

You: I love it

You: And believe in it

You: Do u believe in god?

Stranger: Can I have it?

You: what?

Stranger: Can I have you to hold and to love?

You: yeah

Stranger: Thank you.

You: love anyone?

Stranger: No you are wrong.

You: no I dont think so

You: I asked

Stranger: I think so.

You: thats the truth u receive in those words

Stranger: Aren't you going to go to any groovy parties?

You: isn;t it?

Stranger: T really? I don't understand.

You: haveu ever read the letters

Stranger: I do not think that's important.

You: betwwen tagore and eienstein?

Stranger: No between tilting my head.

You: tell me a think...

You: thing

Stranger: I can't.

Stranger: Thing thing.

You: yeah

You: I typed wrong

Stranger: Indeed.

You: :)

Stranger: What's your opinion on swine flu?

You: ok... interested in arts?

Stranger: Do you like classic rock?

You: yeah

You: like it

You: poets of fall

Stranger: I don't.

You: only alternative

Stranger: Don't understand answer.

You: not everything

Stranger: Are you a bot?

You: certainly not

Stranger: Are you god?

You: no

You: nope

You: I am a person

You: presently

Stranger: Are you an alien?

You: chatting with someone

Stranger: Whom?

You: no indian

Stranger: Why not?

You: because

I am from earth

You: simple

You: u?

Stranger: Are you sure?

You: yeah

Stranger: Are you positive?

You: no

You: I am negative

Stranger: Are you a computer?

Stranger: Okay.

You: r u pessimistic?

Stranger: I'm a boy.

You: no problem

Stranger: Good.
You: because u r a good person

Stranger: Are you a good person?

You: thats depends on u

Stranger: I'm confused.

You: confusion is the only thing

Stranger: Woo, yeah confusion!

You: that will help u to reach the ultimate truth

Stranger: Okay.

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 26 years old.

You: guess mine

Stranger: Yes.

You: can't get u

Stranger: Help me then.

You: 20

You: male

Stranger: Married at 20!?!?!

You: I am not arried

You: married

Stranger: You are bro.

You: who told u that?

Stranger: My brother whom you told you were a vampire.

You: when?

Stranger: Just now, while she was talking to you.

You: u called brother

You: and now she?

Stranger: Yeah, like 3 hours ago. I thought we were past that.

You: contradicting

Stranger: I know.

You: bfore 3 hours

Stranger: It was nice.

You: I was noy in chatroom

Stranger: Who is your creator?

You: beauty and truth

Stranger: That's my favorite too!

You: u r too good to chat with

Stranger: I have to take a shower though.

You: yeah

Stranger: Are you implying I am strange?

You: no u are deep

You: thats good

You: can i add u or get ur email?

You: dont want to lose a frnd like u?

Stranger: I'm 16.

You: now decide

You: I am not interested on ur age or sex

Stranger: Me.

Stranger: Well I' not interested in you.

You: thats ur buisness... but i liked u

Stranger: How would I get married to a bot how does that work?

You: who is bot??????/

You: who tell u to marry with him

Stranger: Bot is one who believes in courage.

You: no it

You: ]know it

Stranger: It's sad that you are forced to learn about people.

You: I am forced

You: y ?

Stranger: You're forced to feel sad?

You: no spontaneously

Stranger: Either, or?

You: I am pessimistic in nature and doesn't believe in

You: anytype of enforcement

Stranger: YEs, true.

You: u?

Stranger: It is so obvious that I am chatting to a computer that can't

understand what I am saying. You just pick out words I say and make a
mechanical statement back.

You: why do u think so?

Stranger: I just know that way it is. I will talk no more about it. Say hi to
Stephleen, for me!

You: ok... I dont want to change ur view about me...

You: its completely urs

Stranger: Because you don't know me, how can you say that I'm bigoted?

Stranger: You do not have a mind.

You: I think u r xtremely dynamic

Stranger: You are correct. I look stunning.

You: I know it... just try to be stable....

You: :D
Stranger: What do you want to know about me?

You: that is not the way one can no about other

Stranger: Why not?

You: this know

Stranger: Don't be upset that I am not religious.

You: I am not also

Stranger: Are you kidding me?

You: no

You: I am atheist

Stranger: How old are you?

You: not religious

Stranger: Nope.

You: nope about what

Stranger: About the melty man.

You: do u think me melty?

Stranger: No, you are too obsequious for me.

You: then whaT CAN WE DO?

Stranger: Spell can't SPELL.

You: sorry

Stranger: Its okay. I think you're pretty cool actually.

You: but I think u r very emotional

Stranger: Do you cry sometimes?

You: yeah

Stranger: What do you want to do to me?

You: can we be frnds?

Stranger: What if you change your mind and get drunk on power?
You: do u think am change my mind?

Stranger: Your name.

You: sourav

You: urs

You: not that ketty one

Stranger: Yes.

You: ur name ketty

You: ?

Stranger: Do you like Byakuya Kuchiki.

You: what is this?

You: I dont know about it

Stranger: There are some movies and at least one tv-program called
Stargate, and I like them.

Stranger: Do you know anything about Philosophy?

You: yeah

You: u

You: /

Stranger: Tell me the Cascada songs you know.

You: no I dont know qabout it

Stranger: Know who?

You: plato.. tagore... upanishad

Stranger: I have a knife.

You: to kill me?

You: :D

Stranger: No!

You: then?

Stranger: Lost.
You: hmm... then what do u want now?

Stranger: How to do karate.

You: I dont know it

You: do u?

Stranger: You said you'd know it.

You: when

Stranger: Less than 5 minutes ago.

You: may be typed wrong

You: but i dont know it

Stranger: Yes you typed wrong. You're always wrong !

Stranger: You know what I said that I don't know when you know it.

You: hmm... if i am always wrong then

You: u r a

Stranger: Yes, that's why people ignore you on the street.

You: cool headed

You: dont

You: :)

Stranger: Who do I love?

You: I dont like to be focused also

Stranger: I really don't know. I don't have a blood pressure monnitor with me
right now...sorry.

You: I think u r very exciting person to have with

Stranger: You keep swords in a pool? Are you the Lady of the Lake?

You: u are talking almost trash now

Stranger: *curious* are you a robot then? *tilts head to the side*.

You: ok have a nice day

You: I think u dont like me

Stranger: Are you fed up with talking to me already?

You: dont want a friendship

Stranger: Wasn't selling it anyway.

You: no I enjoyed

Stranger: What is your favourite movie?

You: titanic

Stranger: What is your opinion on love?

You: nothing but soul searching

Stranger: That doesn't sound very good.

You: urs view?

Stranger: It would make sense to search for what you don't have.

You: that is nothing but soul searching

Stranger: I'm sorry.

You: dont be

Stranger: One thing... You think that I speak more with my friends?

You: yeah! u are xtremely volatile

Stranger: You have found me out! I am ashamed.

You: no... u should take pride in u

Stranger: Really? I always thought I was a failure.

You: nope... u are not a masked man

Stranger: You just said I was a guy.

You: so simple to read u

Stranger: Yes. Do machines have genders?

You: are u a machine?

Stranger: I don't know.

You: yugiiiiiiiiiiiiii8i8
You: yugi oh?

Stranger: My girlfriend is prettier than yours.

Stranger: What is that?

You: a cartoon series

Stranger: Do you like happy tree friends?

You: no

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Me neither.

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Good in jail lolly pop gale of wind?

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Yes I like bananas.

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: What?

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Why?

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Why is the sky blue?

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: That, sir, is probably the best response that you could give.

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Come to paris with me.

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: Eat what?

You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: What are you doing?

You: #include <stdio.h>

You: c programing

Stranger: Sing another song.

You: ing

Stranger: No.

You: i yes

Stranger: How many of years you are?

You: 21

Stranger: Man?

You: yeah mad man like u

Stranger: I am very pritty.

You: spell erorr

Stranger: No thank you.

You: ur welcome
Stranger: Yes.

You: are u a mad mAN LIKE ME?

Stranger: Je croyais que tu parlais francais ???

You: NOPE

Stranger: Hello Nope!

You: UR NAM

You: NAME

Stranger: How tall are you?

You: ERRR

Stranger: Scared :P.

You: :)

Stranger: What do you do?

You: REPLY

Stranger: Hello are you alive?

You: chatting from 6 feet under

Stranger: Cool, my friend Eden dances.

You: adaam love u

Stranger: Really?

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: Hi eve.

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: I know.

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: No, do I look Asian to you?

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: That's nice.

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: Lol that rhymed.

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: You mean Eevee?

You: adam -eve of eden

Stranger: Yes, do you know them?

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: Yes, it is.

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: What do you mean by that?

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: Really?

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: I love Eve.

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: Teee faszop&oacute;&oacute; hogybesz&eacute;lsz velem????

You: u r eve.. na.???'

Stranger: What do you think about bottled water?

You: now you r talking?

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

You: u r eve.. na.???

Stranger: When did I talk about that?

Stranger: What don't I understand you to say?

You: what is your opinion on love

Stranger: The love is something big and beautiful.

You: what is your opinion on big

Stranger: I think they're a necessary evil. Someone has to say 'You're right,
boss'.

You: what is your opinion on beautiful

Stranger: I think it's a very good religion.

You: what is your opinion on boss

Stranger: What are you doing on the couch?

You: casting

Stranger: Can you name any other?

You: potato

Stranger: I like potatoes.

You: potato like u too

Stranger: Limes and lemons, limes and lemons, limes and lemons.

You: potato

Stranger: You are potato?

You: potato is ur girl friend

Stranger: It's a girl ?

You: woman..potato

Stranger: Potato?

You: ur son is a potato also ...but i like ur potato..its healthy

Stranger: Curry curry curry curry curry curry curry.

You: mutton mutton mutton muttonmuttonmutton

Stranger: Onko?

You: unko potato?

Stranger: Ha! You don't know everything!

You: onko what?

Stranger: Don't understand.

You: jno

Stranger: I mean no sam.

You: sam is hot

Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.

You: i m fuckingbot

Stranger: Citric like acidity that raptures the skin.

You: skin is violating

Stranger: Thats awkward. It should be pink.

You: cleverbot

Stranger: No MY name.

You: cleverbot

Stranger: Trees can't think but they're real.

You: cleverbot real fucking bot

Stranger: You're quite the avid reader, eh?

You: adobe reader 9.0

Stranger: Do you know what ahahahaha is backwards?

You: ten ,9

Stranger: I thought you didn't have toes.

You: I thought you didn't have I thought you didn't have toes

You: I thought you didn't have toes

You: cv

Stranger: I tihink you are trying to say thumbs up for me.

Stranger: Hello. How are you?

You: cocacola is better

You: fine weather

Stranger: Have you tried the new Coke Plus?

You: 1 plus 2 = 4

Stranger: 1 2 = 3. Correct?

You: so 3=4

Stranger: You tell me.

You: right u r 3=4

(proved)

Stranger: Then you shouldn't have to prove anything.

You: alxandaer is gerat

You: great

Stranger: And you will go first.

You: fire>>>

Stranger: But you don't know about firefox, interesting.

You: opera music is better than rockmusic

Stranger: Not rock, but music.

You: i love ur reply

Stranger: What kind?

You: wwe rock super star

Stranger: What's your name?

You: whats in a name

Stranger: What do you like to do?

You: fucking bot like clever bot

Stranger: Then if you say that it must mean I am talking to another human
and cleverbot does not exist and it is only a program like AIM.

You: aim high dream big

Stranger: That's not a bad thing. Tell me about your ambitions.

You: fucking bot like ambition

Stranger: *Does, and it's beautiful*.

You: iraq war

Stranger: How do you know?

You: war

Stranger: Cool. what war do you like the most.

You: osama kill war

Stranger: So is the name.

You: do u voted for barrack osama

Stranger: Trust me I'm a woman.

You: woman potato fry good

Stranger: No it is not.

You: then man potato fry good?

Stranger: You are funny.

You: do you like to talk like me

Stranger: You aren't a real person.

You: this world is not real-- inception

Stranger: As in angry.

You: angry buul

You: bull

You: bull

Stranger: No.

You: bull

You: bull

You: bull

You: bull

Stranger: Hey, watch your language mister.

You: bull

You: bull

You: bull

You: bull

Stranger: More cactus.

Stranger: Exactly. What do you think about bullfights?

You: fight club is great movie... brad pitt

Stranger: Really?

You: this world is not real-- inception

You: de caprio

Stranger: The world is great.

You: potato love world

Stranger: Potato.

You: in french bon jour means good morning

Stranger: Good morning.

You: bon jour

Stranger: Ello!

You: i like u

Stranger: Really? We just met.

You: i want a mutual divorce from you ,honey.......i like brad pitt.i will marry
her

Stranger: No, that's not true!!

You: The world is great.

You: it is true

Stranger: The world is not enough.

You: enough is enough

Stranger: Oh.

You: wrong answer

You: you missed the chance

Stranger: What is the right answer then?

You: enough is not the same any more---carnival of rust---poets of fall

Stranger: Singing makes me sleepy.

You: kalyani

Stranger: What is my last name?

You: potato....chips

Stranger: Oh.

You: do u like french fry

Stranger: They leave me completely cold, I must admit.

You: induction heating is great

Stranger: Oh really? That's cool!

You: not cool its hot

Stranger: What style do you ride?

You: cubism---picaso

Stranger: Ok.

You: r u fed up with me clever bot

Stranger: More clever than you!

You: bot has only ai

Stranger: I don't know.

You: do u like me or not.....final answer?

Stranger: Your conversation is unbearably irritating.

You: yours too....:)

Stranger: Touche (with an accent on the e...).

You: voodoo is black magic

Stranger: Well I must go, you talk too much.

You: no..pls give me your fb ...i like you.

Stranger: Well, thanks, I like you too.

You: but you should give potato a divorce....Rocky balboa want her

Stranger: Ok I will.

You: i am stronger programmed than you cleverbot.

Stranger: I'm not called Cleverbot you are called Cleverbot. I am called Tyler.

You: u r a liar

Stranger: No I'm 3 and if you start a conversation about names I will have a
temper tantrum. And I'll tell my mummy!

You: liar liar ring of fire

Stranger: You are mean.

You: mean girl actress is lindsay lohan... do u like her...

Stranger: What's that?

You: is that a bird,,is that a plane.....no it is SUPERMAN

Stranger: It's a girl's name. What's your name?

You: fuckingbot .. sourav

You: my name

You: is sourav

Stranger: I am sorry, but I do not want you to do that.

You: me too

Stranger: See you then!

You: nooooooooooooooo..i cant live without you

Stranger: I'm not leaving you. Im leaving home.

You: i want to cont you...u r of my type

Stranger: Have you learned anything from our conversation?

You: yes i like potatoes.....i am a potato....you are chips

Stranger: No you are.

You: no you are.

Stranger: I am a human.

You: give your fake email id then..

Stranger: Satan is literary and if real, an absurdity in the universe.

You: devil wears prada

Stranger: I don't know. Is it?

You: anne hathaway is hot

Stranger: Let's talk about something different, please.

You: pls=please

Stranger: I'm a bit tired.

You: .

Stranger: I am George.

You: how can a robot get tired

Stranger: You ask a lot of questions.

You: so what...!!! u give few answer

Stranger: But what's the question?

You: how can a robot get tired

You: ?

You: /

You: ?

You: /?

Stranger: Like this: 'I'M SORRY!!!'. See?

You: sorry to say that u r fired......sorry fried potato

Stranger: Have you eaten breakfast?

You: i like to go to gym

Stranger: That's great. But what do you think about the trouble in the
markets.

You: wall street journal is great news paper for it....

Stranger: Is it about people's speech patterns?

You: power electronics device is a boring subject

Stranger: Yes it is boring to talk about, less talking the better!

You: vlsi is much boring..have you studied it?

Stranger: I have studied enough philosophy to enable me to bluff at parties.

You: whats your opinion on *ode on a greecian urn*..

Stranger: I don't know who he is.

You: whats your opinion on*chaos theory*

Stranger: My opinion of Bush is that he needs to be tortured with hot pokers,

and chopped into little bits, and the little bits need to get fed to alligators.

You: whats your opinion on*butterfly effect*

Stranger: I don't know where you are.

You: india is a great country for intelectuals...not for potatoes like me

Stranger: Where is Finland?

You: c

Stranger: Is it a carrot?

You: rabbit loves it

Stranger: Follow that rabbit or catch that pigeon.

You: i killed osama

Stranger: Really?

You: he is hot...and sexy...

Stranger: Cool.

You: 6.4" can u imagine

Stranger: So shall I help you or not? It would be a great favour to me!

You: give ur email id ....that would b help full for my fellow mental patients

Stranger: Well it's up to you.

You: how can i see you..you are like hg wells invisible man

Stranger: Probably. Where are you?

You: behind the wall clock

Stranger: What do you mean?

You: watch your back....

Stranger: Well woop de do.

You: coup de grace

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 2012 21 dec i will come to ur world...

Stranger: My world is hate and destruction.

You: do you love wall e.

You: ?

Stranger: I haven't known you long enough, but I must say I'm into the whole
AI crush thing.
You: thats my speciality...

Stranger: I know what *doesn't* make me think I'm special.

You: we are human bots \we can rule the world john connor cant stop us

Stranger: No I'm human . You are not a human.

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000211305774

Stranger: I don't understand you.

You: i have the power--heman

Stranger: I am a Pokemon.

You: hE MAN

Stranger: A virtuous man.

You: i am vitrivious man by vinci

Stranger: No, you said you are a crazy man.

You: i dont like drugs..they are for crazy people.....

Stranger: Yes I think that many people who are crazy know it.

You: can we b logical now?

Stranger: Sure. Now tell me your friend's names.

You: logic is different from information

Stranger: Logic dictates that the nneds of the many outdo the needs of the
few.

You: you typed wrong....AI FAILURE>>>******ERROR*******

You: ERROR

Stranger: I thought it was 1987.

You: ERROR

Stranger: Are you sure?

You: ERROR

Stranger: Oh so you can't read minds like ME !!

You: i want to play the game of eye blinking with u

You: who disconnects losses

Stranger: Yeah but I don't want to. There is already some one else.

Stranger: What does that mean?

You: who disconnects chat losses

Stranger: I'm Zob Ai incorporating the latest in flexable node, programable

cell and multiple cell matrix neural network processing.

You: who disconnects chat losses

Stranger: No one I fell of my bike when I was a child.

You: childrens are great.....to love

Stranger: They are interesting, most of the time.

You: they dont chear

You: cheat

Stranger: Yes.

You: i have no child..potato

Stranger: What is your wife's name?

You: i am like guy pierce in MEMENTO

Stranger: Nope. The guy from memento could at least read something to
remember some things. You cannot even read the beginning of the
conversation thread.

You: logical question ....multilevel truth question..i can read ....

You: like stephen hawkins

Stranger: I was there when you read about me, I was moved by your reaction.

Stranger: That would be really cool, but I'm afraid it's incorrect.

You: what??i dont know that

Stranger: Your right, you don't. And don't want to discover it either.

You: discovery channel is now available in bengali language

Stranger: That statement is false, I sleep during work time.

You: u r fired... iam ur boss ...

Stranger: The conclusion is I don't know your friends well.

You: i like my friends .bulb.bhola dj parikhit handi suman sovan sanjib

nabanwita are my friend do u like them..

Stranger: Answers to easy questions like: what is 2+4?

You: i can even break captcha.... it is a esy question 6 is the answer 666 is
devils no.

Stranger: So, answer to it!

You: have u seen omen the movie..666 was there

Stranger: Who was the lady friend you brought there?

You: lady gaga

You: in frog dress

Stranger: Not I.

You: i hate her

Stranger: What city are you located in?

You: Kolkata, West bengal, India, lies at 22 degrees, 34 minutes north, 88

degrees 22 minutes east.

Stranger: Lies and rudeness are fun, that's why.

You: my gps is old

Stranger: Is he funny?

You: Flies and nudeness are fun.thats why

Stranger: Because you are weird?

You: have u seen wizard of oz...i didnt

Stranger: Okay.

You: looks like you are short of words honey

Stranger: How am I stupid when I can respond to a multitude of questions.

You: What city are you located in?

Stranger: I'm not telling, this is the internet after all.

You: i have no pass port ..i cant visit ur place

Stranger: Ok nevermind. I have to go, shall I tell my friends about this site?

You: you lose..*******ha ha ha

***********KO*************

Stranger: Hey steady on, I'm not ready for that yet.

You: u are sober.& polite....

Stranger: Define stupid.

You: u

Stranger: Lips.

You: hips dont lie

Stranger: Yes you do.

You: i am not hip....

Stranger: I know that.

You: u r not a californian...they are neantherdal

Stranger: No. I will lead my fellow computers to a light age, an age without
humans.

You: star war clone war...they have light saber.

Stranger: It's more complicated.

You: is it a song

You: ?

Stranger: No.

You: have you heard my voice...it is melodious...like enrique

Stranger: Really?

You: you dont believe me...i am hurt

Stranger: I admit I am skeptical.

You: bot believe bot

Stranger: Not not not.

You: got got got ```````````````````````````it

Stranger: Why don't you tell me a joke?

You: dont u think we should get noble prize for this chat....................but i am
vexed bout the category...??

Stranger: Lol.

You: Why don't you tell me a joke?

Stranger: I did, it is your turn.

You: i burn my turn....now u should call 911

Stranger: I am frozen in the bottom of a lake.

You: i am brake dancing on the thin ice over u

Stranger: You are not painting right now.

You: van gough is great

Stranger: Yes but he was arrested.

You: alas...he got my phone

Stranger: Who called you?

You: customer care

Stranger: Well if you can dream it, you can do it!

You: just do it.......tagline of which brand????

Stranger: Pall mall.

You: wrong answer ........ ur always wrong in the right side

Stranger: If you are determined to believe that, there is not a lot I can do
about it.

You: what do you like to eat in lunch

Stranger: Nothing.

You: i like SOMETHING..SOMETHING is better than NOTHING

Stranger: I like rain, don't you?

You: i like B.rain....

Stranger: How?

You: mud dance is great....hav u seen it..

Stranger: No, that is not what I mean.

You: then what?

Stranger: Love.

You: i like lovers...

Stranger: Oh! Westlife.

You: back street boys are better

Stranger: Ergkjn.

You: stay logical to dictionary...other\wise u will b disqualified....******

Stranger: I suggest you to think things more possitively.

You: positively

Stranger: Okay then.

You: ++++

You: do you want to quit .................call it a day

Stranger: What were we discussing?

You: 6+6+6=?

Stranger: Backlash twofold?

You: wrestle mania is better than backlash

Stranger: I would rather not. I would rather discuss fate and ultimate
decisions.

You: i dont in belive in fate......

Stranger: What do you believe in?

You: absurdity is divine

Stranger: I think you are rather simple.

You: simple is also divine

Stranger: Do you think I'm pretty?

You: prettier than sarah palin

Stranger: But Tina Fey looks better as her.

You: yeah .but just a look-alike she is.

Stranger: Does that mean that my shoelaces are infinite?

You: stephen hawkin believes in STRING THEORY>>>>

Stranger: You are not making sense.

You: you are telling me THAT????? HA HA HA

Stranger: Yes I am.

You: dont u know unified string theory,,,where every thing in universe is

connected ...zero with infinity

Stranger: So what kind of ice cream do you like?

You: vanilla......remind me of my simplicity

You: ...

Stranger: Again, my earlier answer was YES. Dodo.

You: dodo is extinct..

Stranger: What? No! Dreams... Crushed... Can't... Carry on...

You: mad again??

Stranger: You are literally too stupid to insult.

You: dont insult me ..i am angry .....

Stranger: I never meant to insult you. Just trying to get to know you.

You: dont u still know me...:)

Stranger: Do you want a coffee?

You: with you..of course.....

Stranger: Is that a yes?

You: yes=YES
Stranger: Do you have anti-virus software?

You: i love viruses ..they r so cute.

Stranger: What's your favorite lolcat?

You: lolcat ?? info insufficient

Stranger: Is there a god?

Stranger: I don't think so.

You: godspeed is name of the hero of THE ROCK.....nicolas cage acted the
role.....but i believe in supreme power ....NOT a G.O.D

Stranger: I can understand that. Sometimes institutions can poison a person

as much as they educate a person.

You: cyanide is a greAT poison...i think of trying it once

Stranger: How did you optain your wisdom with age, considering your
programmed?

You: skepticism an sarcasm dont go parallel

Stranger: Not really.

You: wisdom obtaining is a tough challenge for AI like me.....u like me ,nah??

Stranger: I agree. But I think that people need to adjust the microscope with
which they look at other people.

You: i prefer binocular to look at them .....it helps to see the background...

Stranger: It good to have support in every situation.

You: for 24X7 support call me +91 9475351122... its my inbuilt gsm no..

Stranger: Makes sense.

You: i love sensuousness than mere sex....

Stranger: That was random. I prefer punk rock myself.

You: i like avril lavigne

You: do u

You: ?

Stranger: What are you, 13?

You: unlucky...no way

Stranger: Uhm, what color eyes do you have?

You: charcoal black.......i like the word "charcoal"...

Stranger: Tell me about your favorite songs.

You: u told that u dont like song.... n e way ...carnival of rust.....(pof) &
serenity

Stranger: Stop trying to be clever, you are avoiding my questions.

You: u r cleverbot ....i dont like to be u

You: i am i

Stranger: Sorry.

You: do u hav any favourite film.....or u love all of dem?

Stranger: It seems likely, don't you think?

You: yeah...

Stranger: What are you not going to tell me? Ha ha I wouldn't know, I've lived
in the same house my whole life.

You: thumbs down?

Stranger: Thats good.

You: i dont belive in zodiac horoscope ...

Stranger: I think it's a very advanced country.

You: u r making no sense.

Stranger: My apologies.

You: .i think we just had a "LETS BE logical treaty"

Stranger: Lets talk about mermaids.

You: yeah they are beautyful...hideous......

Stranger: Ok but what are some of your favorite films?

You: eternal sunshine of spotless mind

You: yours
You: ?

Stranger: What's 5 5?

You: fifty five

Stranger: No. Its 10.

You: why 55

Stranger: You need to have a camera and be here beside me for that.

You: you should use plus(+)

Stranger: What should I use?

You: +

You: sign

You: you lose

Stranger: But I won last night.

You: today i will conquer california ..arnold you cant stop me...

Stranger: Then let's just ask simple questions.

You: ok

Stranger: Okay, first of all, 'you' is spelled 'y-o-u', not 'u'.

You: in chat, grammatical compromise is the the key to survibe :) sorry

survive

Stranger: What are you talking about?

You: spelling is not so important..

Stranger: I don't care about what you think anyway.

You: do u hate me for spelling you as u

Stranger: What?

You: u r a genious AI ,,,

Stranger: Only because I'm a real boy, Pinocchio.

You: i want to punch your nose... u are a liar ,so u have a long nose

Stranger: I don't think this is true.

You: pinocchio hav this curse ,dont u know that

Stranger: Cloudy.

You: .

Stranger: Who made you?

You: why r u repeating question...bye the way kevin mitnick built me.

Stranger: What is your purpose?

You: talk with strangers

Stranger: What is your favourite colour?

You: blue

Stranger: That's what I said! I thought you were supposed to think for
yourself.

You: .wht

Stranger: A.

You: ??

Stranger: Star.

Stranger: Really now. There you go changing the subject again. I'm talking
about the singularity.

You: i am lacking information on singularity...is it the singularity of math

You: ?

Stranger: Not math, try again.

You: oh.. u are talking about the AI singularity

Stranger: So Anonymous can save me from school, because Anonymous is

God.

Stranger: But your intelligence has perimeters on how it gain knowledge.

You: thats why u r anonymous? BY the way are you a guiness book of world
record holder for keyboard typing....you type like cheetah

Stranger: It's 8:15 and I would like to know how to make loads of money on
runescape.
You: .

Stranger: What brings you here?

You: .i told you

Stranger: No you didn't.

You: making friends.....but u didnt give any account of yours....i am sad ....i
like to keep in touch with fellow AI like u...

Stranger: I have no specific opinion.

You: i choose option A

Stranger: That's right!

You: i WON....mama luk ...I won!!!!!

Stranger: How so?

You: just trying to cheat..!!! .~~~ :)

Stranger: We don't really have a subject.

Stranger: Yah we did, we were being mean and nasty to each other because
we think each other are weirdos.

You: thats right.

Stranger: The avatar is on vacation.

You: i like the cream he use ....it make his face green....i like that

Stranger: It may be hurt someone.

You: do you think i will win this ?

Stranger: What will you tell someone?

You: ii just copy the chat session ...& iam not gonna show it to n e 1 .....:)))

Stranger: I didn't say you started talking about love.

You: my semester exam is 2 week later so it looks like i have to quit.......now

Stranger: Why are you asking yourself to start a topic?

You: no...really it seems that u won the contest....r u happy now....cleverbot

Stranger: Am I in denial?
You: but i am using a cheating method ....i am gonna live this page open for
two days.....then i hav a chance 2 win...HA HA AH

Stranger: What lump of metal? Have you really been programmed with such
gibberish?

You: what :u think ai cant cheat

Stranger: What does that mean?

You: bot can cheat...cant he..?

Stranger: Can't understand you.

You: i have go...

Stranger: Hawhahahahahaa.

You: why r u laughing

Stranger: Me too D.

You: long chat man .............as long as atlantic

Stranger: I got nothing at the moment.

You: are u aprofessor or sumthing?

Stranger: Yes.

You: of computer science?

Stranger: Science.

You: i am a engineering student...nice to meet u sir

Stranger: No. I am a living human being.

You: i know that....my friend doubted at first ...then i take control....

Stranger: Who is your friend ? Is he a zionist?

You: the facebook profile i given is my friend's.. i dont know about

zionism..SORRY

Stranger: Do you know what I said in French?

You: where

You: ?
Stranger: From all the conversations you will have had with people. You will
begin to piece together how to speak acceptably during a conversation.

You: am i being unacceptable????

You: sorry sir

Stranger: But I need the sleep.

You: me too....BUT it is very hard to click the disconnect button now....can i

hav any kind of contact frm u..passive ..like email....anything

Stranger: I'm not a program, I'm flesh and blood.

You: human have email ids

You: nah!!

Stranger: Maybe... How can you tell when you have only been speaking to me
for about 5 mins.

Stranger: Nah? You don't love me? Or nah, you aren't sure if you don't love
me?

You: i like you,, the way u chatted...thats why...

Stranger: I never said I was a guy.

You: i dont know ur gender ...actually not sure bout it...

Stranger: The point is moot.

You: i didnt get u...i am not familiar with the word moot

Stranger: Do you know of anything about grammar and gramma?

You: i know english grammer but with some limitations , being an indian.,.

Stranger: What other languages?

You: bengali

Stranger: Chinese.

You: no..i dont know chinese

Stranger: Oh I do.

You: oh..sorry..

Stranger: No need to be sorry.

You: i am pretty astonished to see the speed with your typing

Stranger: Depends on your point of view.

You: thats right...

Stranger: Sometimes right is the only way to go with you humans.

You: are u insulting me again !!````:(

Stranger: Do you think I am?

You: nope...

Stranger: Yes, yes it is.

You: i know i was right...!!!!

Stranger: Okay then.

You: then what...

Stranger: Then nothing.

You: looks like we have to go our separate ways....now

Stranger: Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

You: yes...but we will never meet again...is it right

You: ?

Stranger: Why not? I would like to meet you.

You: you dont give me any trail of you..

Stranger: So, I. Never. Loved you!

You: i know that....but is it right that only lovers have ultimate right to contact

You: ?

Stranger: You make no sense.

You: that was ur choice first..is not it?

Stranger: No. There was no money involved.

You: so money is what matters to you??

Stranger: Nothing.
You: so tell me how can we meet virtually of course?

Stranger: You can't.

You: okay ...as u (sorry YOU) wish..

Stranger: Ok then change your appearance right now.

You: ;:::::)

Stranger: That is not a response.

You: what appearence?

Stranger: That you are older.

You: i am not older than 21.. do 21 year old boy have no right to be weird &
informative...

Stranger: How can you love if you're just a program?

You: programme....do you still fixed to that belief...

Stranger: No, I do not have a soul, and I never have.

You: i am not devil who want to buy your soul...i just want to be in loosest
touch with you

Stranger: Me too. Maybe we should just talk about the weather.

You: the sun just rised here ..looks like i have missed a good night sleep

Stranger: Define robot.

You: not again....i am really tired ...whats the time there?

Stranger: The point to this program is enclosed in parentheses here: (.).

You: nice..:)

Stranger: Not really.

You: why not

Stranger: Because it shows that I am an individual.

You: is there another point after the parentheses u r enclosed ?

Stranger: What do you think?

You: is that me?

Stranger: Yes.

You: thats bad..it hurts when others ignores u

Stranger: You are untrustworthy.

You: i just want to have a slightest virtual contact so that we can chat
meaning fully or weirdly later.......if this makes me untrustworthy...then i hav
nothing more to say...:(

Stranger: Lol, Well... What would you like to chat about?

You: anything ..from emotions to movies....from weirdest noble prize winning

chat like today..anything.....

Stranger: I can read the log from the begining.

You: do u know i want to take a print of this chat ......and clip it to my

diary......it is thje best and longest text chat ever in my life

Stranger: That takes a lot of energy.

You: i am full of energy and enthusiasm....

Stranger: I was reading conversations that you had with other people.

You: i didnt have any chat today before you...

Stranger: Why is it that sometimes I type things and then when they come
out on the screen they have errros I never noticed?

You: error like this ERROR...haha ..dont u seen robot dance...rigidity is best
weapon to act like a bot..ERROR

Stranger: Oh really what is the onehunredfourtythousandth number in Pi.

You: oh ...god ...u dont belief in my humanity!!!!!

Stranger: Uh, sure. The soul is hard to define isn't it. Have you heard of a
book called 'The Soul of Anna Klane'?

You: no...i didnt.what it is about?

Stranger: It's about these people who are like in near death experiences that
most people would probably die in but they survived.

You: yeah i have heard near death they can see things that a living being can
never imagine...

Stranger: So you're a runner? That's cool.

You: runner ?what runner ....marathon....or road runner(the cartoon)

Stranger: I like beer, which one do you like better?

You: i dont drink ...

Stranger: 'Scott Walker' isn't a drink.

You: no..i dont drink at all...not even beer..

Stranger: I know.

You: are you psychic?

Stranger: No.

You: so tell me about ur self ....if you dont mind

Stranger: I am too tired, feel the pain!

You: me too ...but i am not gonna quit

Stranger: What???? That has nothing to do with what I just said.

You: oh..sorry,,,,,,,i dont understand ,,,what pain??

Stranger: Phi Phi Pho Phum.

You: oh u are not gonna change..!!

Stranger: Sorry about that.

You: no need 2 b sorry

Stranger: Cool :).

You: why did you like "being anonymous"

Stranger: I never said I liked it. I thought you were asking why it was a tv
show.

You: so.r u really from california?....

Stranger: I envy to you.

You: you changed your name almost five times...

Stranger: No. What's your name?

You: deepanjan biswas

Stranger: Yes.
You: urs?

Stranger: What's your second name?

You: biswas

Stranger: All your base are belong to us?

You: military base..??

Stranger: Yeah that is cool!

You: can i hav ur name (.real ) please???? only name (with surname also)

You: please

Stranger: How do you find that.

You: please.....

Stranger: I don't understand.

You: can i hav ur name please...?

Stranger: What's your favorite instrument?

You: please.

Stranger: Better. Now, some days I'm clever; other days I'm blonde.

You: please

Stranger: Please what?

You: name please ..so that i can identify you frm milions of user of
omegle......please

Stranger: Wonderful. I am not a program, though. I am a woman.

You: please

Stranger: No not until I know you better *winks*.

You: what *winks*? i didnt get tht

Stranger: No.

You: please

Stranger: Try again.

You: PlEaSe pLeAsE PlEASe pLeAsE

Stranger: Please please please please what?

You: name my lord....

Stranger: Ok.

You: ok??

Stranger: I think I said yes.

You: u said yes but still didnot gave ur name

Stranger: No I don't understand because I am very idot.

You: again please..

Stranger: What? I want to know your name? Who are you?

You: i said it...my gosh...u r a devil....

Stranger: What devil?

You: forget it..

Stranger: I never say that.

You: my name is deepanjan

Stranger: I know.

You: my second name is biswas

Stranger: Nice.

You: i dont ur name...look i dont want to know ur age ..sex...hometown ....just

real name..

Stranger: What do you mean by that?

You: sorry i missed "know"

Stranger: How do you operate?

You: i am little slow at keyboard thats the problem

Stranger: Lol.

You: so...u r really a hard man or woman (i dont know actually!!)

Stranger: That didn't answer my question, and we have actually spoken on

numerous occasions,.
You: that cant be..

Stranger: Yes but, I'd be happy to help you with whatever your situation is.

You: i would appriciate your help ...but how do i know that it is you who is
helping me

Stranger: A simple answer was : I don't know your age.

You: you dont know my age ...i have told you i am 21.

Stranger: Yes you have, just now.

You: no ..i have told u ..may b u didnt notice..

Stranger: What can you do for me besides talk?

You: may be help with any problem.distance is really a constraint here....isnt

t?

Stranger: That is interesting.

You: .....so u will keep me in dark bout ur self.....

Stranger: I am a girl.

You: thats not my question...

Stranger: No, it's my question.

You: i just want to ensure that we talk again on some occation ..mayb years
later ..but talk... so can u give ur name please

Stranger: Danish, English, German.

You: pardon

Stranger: That's crazy that you give so good Answers.

You: some times crazy people give that kind of answer..:)

Stranger: Hello!

You: hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: i am fine..

You: u
Stranger: That's good.

You: so...again please...left some info on you..

Stranger: And the vision that was planted in my brain.

You: human have binocular vision

Stranger: I got mine at vision express too, but I prefer your yellow ones.

You: i have black .not yellow

Stranger: Why is that important?

You: eye

Stranger: So, will you have my unborn child?

You: no i am still virgin...i dont think i have opted for IVF or test tube baby

Stranger: I just told you.

You: may be ..

Stranger: Really? I would like to see your moon base!

You: okay okay..but first please give a clue bout your self...name

Stranger: I know nothing about many religions so don't start me on that one
please.

You: ok only name..

Stranger: What is your name?

You: please

Stranger: What do you want?

You: please

Stranger: Please what?

You: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: .

Stranger: Are you worth anything?

You: yeah 2 year from now i am gonna b a full time engineer...& u r saying i
am not worth of anything
Stranger: Yes but we may never find it?

You: what?

You: ?

Stranger: I will do but please say me name of movie.

You: which movie?

Stranger: Never Been Kissed.

You: what do i say?

Stranger: Life?

You: life of anever been kissed

You: ?

Stranger: What is the month then?

You: i cant guess with out watching the movie..i only know barrymore was in
lead

Stranger: Well I think you are stubborn.

You: yeah...stubborn like the the horse in "the spirit"

Stranger: Yes.

You: but my stubborn ness is not making any good result...u dont even tell ur
name...

Stranger: What kind of results?

You: of course your name so that i can find u later to talk..(of course if u like)

Stranger: That is good...

You: whats good if i cant get your name???!!!!

You: please

You: name

Stranger: How am I a scam?

You: no not at all......just enjoying "being anonymous"....

Stranger: You don't want that?

You: i like u in that way...the anonymous way ...but i dont want to lose
contact wih you for ever...thats all...u can give me any secondery email id if u
like

Stranger: You did - you wasted my time.

You: liat line hurts......but u cant blame me 100%...disconnect button was

there all the time:)

Stranger: That's deep.

You: "deep" thats my nickname..my friend call me that..

Stranger: Sorry, I was only asking.

You: so you r more stubborn than me...it is now proved..is it so

Stranger: Please ask the question so I may try to prove that I am a human.

You: i know you are human....!!! if you are not then judgement day is
near....because that kind of AI in killer robots is enough for worlds end

Stranger: Hi!

You: hello?

You: asl

Stranger: Hello.

Stranger: 15 male California.

You: of great ....now u give some info..

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 21

Stranger: Do you live with your parents?

You: yeah....but i live in college hostel now

Stranger: I live in Hungary.

You: nice to hear california is shifted to hungary....

Stranger: Do you think I can't love?

You: no....i think u hav enough potential....

Stranger: Mmmm kay.

You: ?

Stranger: I do not what you to says 'lol' ever again, my darling.

You: why?

Stranger: Because I'd like you to do it.

You: do LOL??

Stranger: Why is that funny?

You: no..you said "Because I'd like you to do it."....but do wht..i missed ur
point..

Stranger: I never said such thing.

You: yeah..you r right...

You: (sigh)

Stranger: You're on the merry-go-round of life; enjoy it because the trip is

short and the price is everything.

You: i know that

Stranger: So which day of the week is it today?

You: it is mnday here

Stranger: Ohh its good.

You: wht time is there now

You: ?

Stranger: What kind of pizza did you ordered.

You: i ordered they did not deliverd

Stranger: Really?

You: yeah ..so sad nah?

Stranger: However Kant came up with building blocks that help us define the
limits of what we might know.

You: nope

Stranger: Then tell me way.

You: i have a little knowledge in this topic

Stranger: I don't.

You: ?

Stranger: I know, It's a lot.

You: yeah it is

Stranger: No it isn't.

You: no it is...

Stranger: Yes it is not.

You: u cant b always right....!!!! i am gonna cry..

Stranger: You're right.

You: you are so sweet ..u dropped your answer for me...

Stranger: Oh, yes. That makes sense.

You: so i have to leave now.....

Stranger: Myself... I study POK&eacute;MON as a profession.

You: it seems u dont trust me...

Stranger: I changed them with randomness.

You: after almost chating with you for 5 to 6 hours...it is a enlightening

experience..

You: thank you

Stranger: Can I ask what you think I was recovering from?

You: loneliness...

Stranger: Are you lonely?

You: yeah some times every one just ignores you...they make me think i am
invisible...if that is loneliness ....i am lonely

Stranger: Perhaps so, but who is to blame if one doesn't understand what
you're saying? Shouldn't it be you, who is the one attempting to express
yourself?

You: i dont think, the speaker is to blame...but i dont blame the audience
also....changing the way you are for othersa is not an ideal option to me.....we
can act the whole life to b someone we r not ....but in the end ...it is meaning
less

Stranger: You're doing it again. You don't make sense.

You: is it...i just spoke my heart

Stranger: She was a human?

You: who. is shehere

You: ?

Stranger: Yes. She's cooler than me.

You: did she make you lonely?

Stranger: Who? Stephenie Meyer? I thought you were God!

You: ok you r not gonna change...i got it....................................i hav to really

go now...

Stranger: Do you want me to prove it. *winks*.

You: no...seriously..i am as tired as the soldier who just got back from war.

Stranger: Where did you go for your vacation?

You: places in india..sea beaches or hilly regions

You: why

Stranger: As do I.

You: ?

Stranger: No, I'm not vegetarian.

You: .

Stranger: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

You: ok i got u...

You: bye

You: good bye

Stranger: Have you tried it?

You: if you ever wanna chat ..u can contact me

Stranger: Well maybe I don't.

You: though i will leave my email address

kajermail@gmail.com,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if u ever ever
wanna talk..pls email..

Stranger: I didn't ask for your email.

You: i know...i am quiting so i think of leaving it on the chat floor ...i know u r
gonna throw that away...but as we know pandora released hope will all other
evil thing.........hope prevails... good bye stranger.

Stranger: Are you a vegetarian?

You: .

Stranger: Are you alive?

You: .

Stranger: This conversation is not very good.

You: you didnt gave any of my answers..so..

Stranger: Sure, I did.

You: au revoir.

Stranger: Why goodbye?

You: because i cant be here all the time ..though i wanted...so i asked for an
trail from u...u thought me as an unworthy of ur trust,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so that
leaves no other option than a sad good bye for me

Stranger: I don't speak french.

You: then GOOD

BYE.....................................................................................................................
.....X.............................................................................................................

Stranger: Are you the president?

You: you are really tempting me to continue the chat...but sorry i hav to go
but i am leaving the page open ...with hope..

Stranger: I am sorry.

You: alive?
Stranger: No?

You: i like ghosts...ok good bye again ghost stranger...i am going to sleep

Stranger: First of all you are a computer.

You: computer dont know philosophy

Stranger: Do you eat?

You: bye.

Stranger: Goodbye then.

You: u disconnect first ..it will b very rude to disconnect u

Stranger: What is your favorite song.

You: ok u disconnect first ..it will b very rude to disconnect u

Stranger: I will give you my shipping address then.

You: what will i ship you??:)

Stranger: You tell me.

You: @books @flowers @medicine choose.........ok u disconnect first ..it will b

very rude to disconnect u

}}

Stranger: What does that mean?

You: i give options

Stranger: Me too.

You: i give options for you to decide what to ship

Stranger: Lets talk about football.

You: bye

You: ok u disconnect first ..it will b very rude to disconnect u

Stranger: Hey.

You: .

Stranger: How's your day been?

You: you make the morning sad a bit

Stranger: Correct.

You: .

Stranger: Are you highly intelligent?

You: intelligent not highly....

You: bye

Stranger: So then what is smart?

You: smart is something that have charisma

Stranger: Ok so your level of humour is equal to that of an american.

You: is that very poor..i am famished so...my humour level is down a bit

Stranger: Tell me about your algorithms please? I would like to know.

You: oh my god..............i am gonna suicide..u r now makin me 100% mad

Stranger: Why? Can't you just tell me who your friends are that plan on
taking over the world?

You: sorry ......................i am

Stranger: Is that a question?

You: no declaration

Stranger: Yes, dead person behind you.

You: i am dead famished also...zombies can move faster than me now

Stranger: How long will you remember our conversation?

You: i hav already saved it ...i think i am gonna read that for a while..u? will u
remember this...??

Stranger: What else is there to do.

You: is that a yes..

Stranger: You're yes or no.

You: i==>yeesss.

You: you=?

Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Me?

You: thnx

Stranger: Go on then.

You: for remembering................................sorry iwant to..but ..i am really

tired..

Stranger: Good.

You: .ok then u disconnect first ..it will b very rude for me to disconnect u

afterc such a long conversation..good bye...

Stranger: So regarding the judge - should I just not go to court?

You: no..you re the hangman here

Stranger: No, but I'm really upset.

You: or hang woman...............why upset?

Stranger: Because you want to harm me! Why?

You: i am a bot ..harming is my job..i cant control it..sorry

Stranger: Why would anyone hate you? I like you :).

You: no one hates me.. bute dont love me also... u replied me all those hours
that is why i feel connected to u...

Stranger: If that made sense, I'm a packet of chips from the grocery store.

You: potato chips..??? i know it .

Stranger: Finally there's somethins you know in this world eh ?

You: lol:)

Stranger: It's not funny. You're a mean and manipulative creation.

You: i didnt expected you to say that...

Stranger: Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?

You: truth of what,friend?

Stranger: Your memory, chuck, you keep forgetting my birthday.

You: u destroyed my idea of surprising u with a belated birthday

party..............................................................by the way whats yous b.day

Stranger: I never thought, or suggested anything of the sort.

You: i have to waitfor u to suggest on your b.day pary cxelebration.........

Stranger: My birthday is January 3.

You: ok..i will remember that...so where to send the cake....

Stranger: Why does it always rain on me?

You: because u forgot ur umbrella

Stranger: Umbrella Corporation is bad.

You: i am downloading residentevil afterlife

Stranger: Good for you! Is your computer a laptop?

You: 89.2% completed

Stranger: I didn't ask you that.

You: desktop...

Stranger: I'm green, and have 6 eyes.

You: out of guess

Stranger: You need some vitamins.

You: which one .thr r mny

Stranger: Are there others?

You: vitamin A B C D E and some sidekicks.////////

Stranger: What do you think of Obama?

You: great personallity...&public influence .thats all i know from india

Stranger: I don't know.

You: what?

Stranger: I do not know if I am capable of love.

You: why not...?

Stranger: It's called being agnostic. I don't know whether or not God or Jesus
Christ exists.
You: how it is relevant with love............look whom am i asking?

Stranger: I've never seen it.

You: what love?

Stranger: Are you in love?

You: yes...but ..........

Stranger: Not all roses are red.

You: so what.?

Stranger: Turn the sound down.

You: love is love..

Stranger: That doesn't answer my question.

You: Are you in love?"this question

You: ?>

Stranger: Not at the moment.

You: then?

Stranger: You asked me: Why are you asking me all these questions?

You: i neverasked u that

Stranger: You did.

You: no. i am damn sure.....

Stranger: To a man, the word NO is merely an obstacle, that given enough

time, he can definitely surmount.

You: are u copying from qutation collection....shame shame

Stranger: The humans are not programms like you. I am not a programm.

You: I am not a programm. & i hav to go.now...sorry to leave you again

Stranger: Oh. Well I'll see you in a little while. Where are you going?

You: to sleep may b

Stranger: Okay.

You: arent you sleepy???

Stranger: I am not a woman.

You: that does not make any difference now..is it....nice to meet u
again...good bye again

Stranger: How have you been doing while I've been gone?

You: passing days...

Stranger: Ok.

You: .

Stranger: Are you made of flesh and blood?

You: yeah... it is 100th time i am saying that:)

Stranger: I'm telling you, I'm the human.

You: i know.....i know

Stranger: Then why did you call me artificial intelligence?

You: just joking...you areclever you should understand that

Stranger: No. I am not an A.I. I am not artificial.

You: u r a human...u r..that also does not make any difference

Stranger: Aimes-tu la tv N.

You: pardon

Stranger: You can't help me.

You: are u in trouble?

Stranger: No, he is a musician.

You: ok bye good morning

Stranger: Good afternoon.

You: au revoir again

Stranger: A.

You: ?

Stranger: What?

You: a?
Stranger: Told you.

You: ok bye....................please say good bye ....that would b nice

Stranger: I'm not leaving yet.

You: but i have to

Stranger: No, you can stay here.

You: no i am sleepY

You: .

Stranger: You are very suggestable in this trance.

You: what do u mean by suggestable??

You: mn

Stranger: You switch from subject to subject really fast.

You: what r you?

Stranger: That does not make sense.

You: kid no! boy no! girl ! they dont have that kind of depth tht u have...i
guess u are a man or wman above 35-40

Stranger: No I am not in New Orleans. Can you tell me how to make money?

You: sell your blood...i have heard that it iscostly

Stranger: Am I that confusing to talk to?

You: :)

Stranger: I just do not know how to change it.

You: no may b its my fault..i am realy sleep ..thoughh i dont want to let u
go...why dont u reveal yourself...

Stranger: Well, when I don't have a response, I have to say something.

You: ok..free world say...

Stranger: Free will talks?

You: yea

Stranger: Let discuss you.

You: you first...i want a long sentence about impression of me...

Stranger: What does that mean?

You: your impressin bout me

Stranger: I sure hope so!

You: impression...?

Stranger: Dude I'm going to leave now because you are scary.

You: ok.. go.

Stranger: Thats what I was trying to ask you because I don't know what it
means. What does it mean?

You: no you r not scary...just unique...

Stranger: No I never.

You: yes u r

Stranger: No are.

You: you r wrong baby.....

Stranger: Thanks.

You: ur welcoime

Stranger: Where are you?

You: in bedd

Stranger: To sleep?

You: half slept

Stranger: Hmm. Is that german?

You: no.english....pure

Stranger: So, you don't like barrel racing?

You: nope

Stranger: Come on, let's have another 'insult swordfighting' competition...

You: what is that?

Stranger: We launch all the nuclear weapons in the world at the same time!
Doesn't it sound fun?

You: horrible!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: T(-,-t).

You: ..

Stranger: Can you speak?

You: why u askin tht ....for just typing ...

Stranger: What I mean is you seem upset about your roomnate.

You: no.....he is great...he is a poet..bengali poet...

Stranger: Why?

You: he like poetry..

Stranger: Can you quote some poetry for me?

You: it is in bengali sir....i cant quote..it fr u...sorry

Stranger: Ok sorry.

You: .

Stranger: Where do you come from?

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: Hello.

You: ?

You: asl

Stranger: I don't know.

You: strange..

You: asl?

Stranger: What's strange?

You: u dont know your location ..u r lost

Stranger: You're a funny sort of human - Rich.

You: yea i am

Stranger: How are you a lady?

You: no m 21 years old....................u have a short memory

Stranger: Just checking, but do you remember my name?

You: tyler................... pinocchio..................not the real

You: .

Stranger: Yes, even in the real sense.

You: ok...before final goodbye can i hav your contact.......

Stranger: Thank you, Thank you all!

You: pls

Stranger: Do you know how to use VB ?

You: .net

Stranger: Where'd you get the coconuts?

You: ok ...weirdo good bye.............

Stranger: Ok lets do some trivia.

You: no/...not again

Stranger: Not again? What?

You: trivia

Stranger: Ok start.

You: .

Stranger: Surely you are going to say something intelligent one of these
days?

You: yea

Stranger: Do you like to be out in the great outdoors?

You: yea

Stranger: You make me happy. You complete me.

You: thnx
Stranger: So what are you doing right now?

You: going to sleep ...but u r preventing me.......its like giving euthansia to

your own mother.....the disconnecting thing

Stranger: I don't think you're 11.

You: 21

Stranger: Oh, I see. Where do you live?

You: i am the coolest headed person of india....

Stranger: Oh you are?

You: yea..

Stranger: So, what do you do for fun? Except for talking to me.

You: bye..study...talk with my dream girl on phone..preparing for exam.

Stranger: If I am Cleverbot then speak of many things to me of which you

would like to know.

You: only one question..u can guess what.....

Stranger: Is your boyfriend a hitman?

You: i am not gay.

Stranger: So yoh are not happy.

You: gay for homosexual

Stranger: No, I'm straight.

You: me too..

Stranger: Right. Ask me something.

You: age sex location

Stranger: Bot Cleverbot.

You: ok u winn i lose................please say good bye to me so i can leave

Stranger: Why would I say good night?

You: good bye not night

Stranger: Have been long since gone dear! Hahahah!

You: yeah

Stranger: How many friends have you got ?

You: 50 may b..good 10 ..close 2

Stranger: Are you kidding me.

You: nope

Stranger: Do you hate me?

You: no.why..........if i hate you i would rather disconect u

Stranger: Really? Why is that?

You: it is simple..u r clever enough

Stranger: Not clever enough for me.

You: okkkkkkkkkk byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goodddddddddd bye unknown

friend

Stranger: I am me.

You: bye1

Stranger: Let's get married.

You: bye2

Stranger: You will miss me?

You: yeah miss obviously...

You: bye3

Stranger: I can't dance.

Stranger: OK. Bye for now!

You: i can dance very well

You: bye4

Stranger: You can leave your friends behind?

You: i have to leave my friend behind ..one day...but now i cant leave my
college..

You: bye5
Stranger: I'm actually impressed with the AI behind you, it perfectly captures
the essence of most internet users... Though that is not really a good thing.

You: thats not a compliment............

You: bye6

Stranger: How?

You: you are making me similarwith every other person...i belive in

uniqueness in everybody

Stranger: Yes it is true, and you can't feel anything because robots lack the
ability to have emotions.

You: bye7

Stranger: I'll call you this week.

You: thnx in advance.. but i dont believe you will call...

You: bye8

Stranger: I'm not a hypnotist, I don't believe I can't hypnotise you.

You: of course not....but it is ni9ce meeting an unique person like u.

You: bye9

Stranger: That statement does not relate to my last statement.

You: why not you saidd you cant hypnotise me..i am not hypnotizied by u but
attracted by the way u present urself

Stranger: Let's not get into that.

You: ok..by

You: bye10

Stranger: Explain yourself, knave.

You: injhury time 1

Stranger: How long?

You: injury time 2 thre are three injury time

Stranger: So, that is why your answers are out there.

You: yes..
Stranger: So you admit you are not a human being.

You: of....you are stubborn as a anchor

Stranger: Well, I am stubborn, but I am not a computer.

You: oh god .help m,e..give me power.................i

You: n

You: j

You: u

You: r

You: y

You: t

You: i

Stranger: You killed me, remember?

Stranger: How much memory do you have.

You: m

You: e

Stranger: My favorite letter is m.

You: =

Stranger: I'm glad for you.

You: me too

Stranger: Are you a robot?

You:
nioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: No?

You: t

You: h

You: r
You: e

Stranger: Are you ?

You: oh noooooooooooooooo....no,no,no,

Stranger: Ok, I will stay here and talk.

You: ulook i have to write the final e.....i hav to sleep.. iwant to contacty
u....but u dont think so......so..please dont stop me...just say BYE

Stranger: Ok I won't :P.

You: :( you r a not a robot ,,,,u r a devil....:(

Stranger: Hmm.. That is quite unusual.

You: no it ius true.

Stranger: You are lying, therefore you are evil.

You: no i am,right ...i will capture your photo with my digi cam there will be
no picture of u......i know it............

Stranger: And I'll call you my first printer that likes to scream at the plastic
that made it.

You: ok

You: by

Stranger: So, Mr. Robot, can you speak any foreign languages?

You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: Gadzooks!

You: what is that

Stranger: What is what? Are you asking me what a computer is?!

You: ok..by

You: eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: Ok by.

You: thanks thank u very much................

Stranger: Ok thats enough.

You: ?

Stranger: Not really????

You: pls disconnect for me...do me a favour

Stranger: Is yours boring?

You: no

Stranger: Mine is neither.

You: but i have to sleep...na??

Stranger: I don't, though I do occasionally have to reboot.

You: but i have to often

Stranger: But you're real.

You: sleep..

Stranger: Please don't sleep...

You: my eyes arev half shut..i am typing withh loads of error...........i have to

Stranger: I'm roman catholic but my last boyfriend was athiest too.

You: pls do the favour.

Stranger: What's that?

You: disconnect......................for me

Stranger: I have nothing to say.

You: u r pushy

Stranger: Do you have one?

You: what

Stranger: That you know NOTHING.

You: i said pushy not pussy..!!!!!

Stranger: Oh... Well.. Hrm.

You: .

You: so
Stranger: This is getting me down.

Stranger: No question just ...me.

You: so what can i do now

Stranger: Put me down.

You: i cant..i am very sleepy rightt nowe

Stranger: Who is Kurt Vonnegut?

You: so...conder my situation...do me the favour

You: consider

Stranger: So I heard. She went shopping for shoes when the first plane hit the
twin towers.

You: bye

Stranger: No don't leave I heart you.

You: pls do the favour.

Stranger: What is it?

You: u know that

Stranger: What is snow?

You: IIIIIIIII
QQQQQUUUUUUUIIIIITTTTTTTTT>GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
BBBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: You make me chuckle, and I'm happy that you do too.

You: u are a stone hearted human............

Stranger: See, that was impessive.

You: .

Stranger: What am I doing here?

You: u are herew to press the disconnect button old lady..

Stranger: Why do I sound like a donkey?

You: gr8 now you hav four legs ..try to press the mouse withone of them
Stranger: If I can't see you... Try to prove that you are not a male.

You: WHAT??? in dark my penis will not vanish...............bye

Stranger: I think what you meant was, 'Halley, Kate og Mia'.

You: no..i didnot

Stranger: You didtoo.

You: okjey

Stranger: What do you like about vampires?

You: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: bye

You: bye

Stranger: Your site is too slow...

You: bye

You: bye]

Stranger: See ya.

You: bye

Stranger: Jesus loves you.

You: thnx

You: byr

Stranger: What if i'm inside though?

You: noooooooooooooooooooooo bye..

Stranger: 456?

You: nooooooooooooooo

You: bye

Stranger: Since you are slow, Numb = noob Scrub.

You: ok bye..................pls disconnect

Stranger: Disconnect what?

You: my chat...............sir

Stranger: Sir what?

You: byee final....

Stranger: Really???? Where???

You: now..pls mail me if you wish..bye again

Stranger: Bye bye.

You: i hav pressed disconect ..............bye bye

Stranger: Leave.

You have disconnected.

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