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NERD /NCE THE FAVOURED TAUNT OF
SCHOOLYARD BULLIES IN THIS ERA OF
BILLIONAIRE COMPUTER GEEKS NERD IS THE
NEW COOL AND BIRDWATCHERS ARE NO
LONGER AFRAID /F COURSE ONCE THE FICKLE
WHEEL OF CULTURAL FASHION INEVITABLY
TURNS BIRD
NERDS WILL BE LEFT EXPOSED
FRIENDLESS AND WITH THEIR UNDERPANTS
WEDGED UP PAST THEIR BINOCULARS
@!NORAKS TO :ITTING #ISTICOLA IS A GUIDE TO THE
SECRET WORLD OF BIRDWATCHING )T HAS ALL THE
STUFF THE OTHER BIRD BOOKS DONT TELL YOU HOW
TO LOOK COOL IN BINOCULARS HOW TO SPOT
SOMEONE WITH !SBIRDERS 3YNDROME AND HOW
TO AVOID THEM AT PARTIES WHAT NOT TO WEAR
WHICH WEBSITES WITH @BIRD IN THE TITLE YOU CAN
SAFELY VISIT WITHOUT TRIPPING ANY FILTERS ON
YOUR COMPUTER NOT TO MENTION HOW TO
PRONOUNCE :ITTING #ISTICOLA
3O WHETHER IT IS ! FOR !NORAKS 0 FOR 0ARABOLIC
'ROT OR 3 FOR 3HAKESPEARE @2OMEO AND *ULIET
CONTAINS THE FIRST RECORDED ARGUMENT OVER BIRD
IDENTIFICATION THIS ! TO : IS A MUST FOR THE
AMATEUR THE WANNABE OR THE FANATICAL BIRDER
!ND IT IS GUARANTEED TO KEEP EVEN THE MOST
CASUAL BIRD
NERD AMUSED
3EAN $OOLEY HOLDS THE !USTRALIAN RECORD FOR
THE MOST BIRDS SEEN IN ONE YEAR .EEDLESS TO
SAY HES A BIRD
NERD
#OVER DESIGN AND ILLUSTRATION
BY -ATT #LARE -ONO $ESIGN
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