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VOU50 NO. 18
Calendar Proposal Rejected;
No Alternatives! In Sight I
Dr. John J. Millar, dean of the
college, has decided to drop any
plans to change the current
calendar to a 4-3-3. This decision
came in response to the Academic
Policies Committee unanimous
rejection of the proposal at a
meeting held last Thursday in the
faculty lounge. |K * g
The proposal, which called for
the elimination of intersession
and the implementation of a four-
course, 13-week fall term, was
viewed as a short-term cure with
no long-term benefits for the
college. *fc: Jg fey
"To try to change the calendar
to meet new programs at this
point is too rushed," said Thomas
Teeters, chairman of the business
division. Citing the need for some
effective long-range planning,
Teeters went on to say that "The
college has to start developing
alternatives, not for this coming
fall but -the next."*
Dr. Igor Stalsky, head of the
theatre department, concurred
with Teeters in his evaluation of
the calendar proposal, Com-
menting on the current 3-1-3-3
academic calendar, Stalsky said
that it had "outlived" "outlived
the usefulness it had during the
Proxmire Tabbed As! Sneaker
For June Commencement
—Senator Wllllanr^Promfflrfc,
chairman of the Senate Banking,
Housing and Urban Affairs
Committee, will give the com-
mencement address at the
graduation ceremonies being held
on Sunday, June 1. %feri
Proxmire, now serving his
fourth term in the Senate, was
elected to office in 1957 in a
special election to fill the seat left
vacant! by the death of Senator
Joseph McCarthy. In 1970, he
became the first Senator in the
history of Wisconsin to carry all of
Wisconsin's 72 counties.;
The Wisconsin democrat, who
spentj $177.73 in his 1976 cam-
paign, has distinguished himself
as an ardent watchdog of
government spending on the
federal level. His position as
Chairman of the BBanking,
Housing, and Urban! Affairs
Committee -has often been
overshadowed by "The Golden
Fleece Awards," his personal
seal of disapproval given to those
agencies spending large sums of
money on obscure projects.
Senator Proxmire has the
longest unbroken record in the
history of the Senate in answering
roll call votes. £$ Jv,
E. William Kennedy, director
of student services, said that the
topic of Proxmire's address was
Senior Dance Major- Sharron Artuhevich prepares' for the
Departments concert,? The event is scheduled March-28-30 and
will be performed in the Little Theater.
Blueprint I era".£ Particularly
ineffective, he felt| was in-
tersession which he stated was
"not working." 1
The student evaluation, con-
ducted by the MSG, showed that a
greater than two to one | ratio
preferred the calendar currently
in operation. Sixty-seven percent
of the 640 students surveyed
preferred the 3-1-3-3 calendar as
opposed to 27.1 percent of the
students who felt a change was
needed. Five percent of those
students polled had no opinion.
S While the; seven * committee
members were unanimous in
their evaluation of the proposal,
there was no consensus con-
cerning the need for change.
Questioning the* need to change
the current academic calendar,
Thomas Billingsley, Director of
Institutional Planning and
Research said "I'm not convinced
that intersession is going to fall
through. I believe we have to sit
down and assess the need to
change." t ,% |
The committee shortly
thereafter decided unanimously
to recommend that further
research be done on the various
calendar options available to the
college. jg f The three-room facility is
Sen. William Proxmire
not known at this time, but that it
would pertain to education.
Kennedy mentioned that Prox-
mire was selected over speakers
such as Ralph Nader, Andrew
Young and Dan Rather, among
others. Proxmire will receive
$1,500 for his appearance. *
f; Graduating students will be
given seven tickets to J the
ceremonies, which will be
distributed through the bookstore
when the students pick up their
caps and gowns.
a student
publication
MERCYHURST COLLEGE MARCH 28, 1980
Communications Major Vicki Martinago learns the techniques to broadcasting in the Hurst's
new Radio Lab. | i*. ' *-,
Radio Lab Constructed
Broadcasts $7,500 Away
Located on the top floor of the $7500 to wire Zurn, Egan, Bald- possibility of it going on the open
Learning Resource Center is a win, McAuley and Main. Sesler air is remote because of gover-
new facility unique to the Mer- apartments and the Townhouses ment restrictions," Roth stated.
cyhurst Community. A radio lab may be a problem since the Roth explained that the in-
has been installed in a space College does not own the stallation of the radio lab had
formerly used for quiet study, j buildings. ^2 % •#-
upped the credibility of courses
The Communications Depart- the Communications Department
stereo-equipped and includes a ment 'submitted a proposal for is now able to offer. {"It's
tech room, interview studio, and a funding,-out•• of the student amazing the difference," he ad-
classroom area. It was built bv a
faculty crew at a cost of $25,000.
The lab is not, however, func-
goverment budget, surplus, to
MSG. The fate of the closed-
circuit system now awaits the
ded, i
Mercyhurst's Radio Lab is
realization of a five year planning
iional as a station., »
Andy Roth, Assistant-
Professor of English and Com-
government decision. j*
"If the students can come up
with some money," said Roth,
project.* Bob Prather, Vice-
President of Development,
worked with ffeft^Wwoifse.
munications, explained that the: "I'm sure we cani get the President of Business Services,
Lab must serve as a teaching balance." 1 % *% on the Lab's funding. "They,
studio until funds 3 for ^ im- There is little chance, however,
worked hard to. get the funds,"
plementing a closed-circuit of the system ever becoming a said Roth. Funding was obtained
system are availale. licensed station because of from the Erie Community Foun-
According to Roth, it would cost vacillating FCG regulations. "The
dation and J the Hammermill
Paper Company. f i
The nine-month installation
At MSG Meeting project was spearheaded by Andy
Roth. Apfacullty crew did the
actual construction of the Lab,
Reps Given Alternatives which was designed by Ray
Justice, Director of Operations,
and Andy Roth. The faculty crew
To Spend Excess Funds included Detmar Straub, Dave
Palmer, Bud Brown, Ray
MSG representatives were considered regardless j of the Justice, and Andy Roth. They
presented with a comprehensive surplus." '*\$% were ably assisted by Bill Ducz
list of all proposals submitted for In other business, Campus and Jim Conway from Main-
the use of the $5,000 surplus*in Ministry Director Dave Blan- tenance.^ "We built l i t to a
government monies at the March chfield asked the body if they professional level," said Justice.
24 meeting.! f £ would be interested in co-
Treasurer Jim Bolger ex- sponsoring the campus clean-up
plained that the list included all for the Earth Day celebration on
the -proposals that had been April 19. JHe explained that
submitted to the officers by the maintenances would provide any
March 7 deadline. There were a equipment that was needed for
total of twelve proposals on the the odd jobs. u. £^ Hurst Students
"In the past, this activity has
list. t #£ *. J L, \
Among those proposals which helped bring the Mercy hurst
ranged from $500 to $5,000 were community together," added
Caught i
the installation of a closed-circuit Blanchfield.
campus* radio system, photo »President Tim Seltzer then
equipment for the Yearbook, announced that Dean Millar's
Bed-Handed
stage equipment and a sound proposed calendar change would Three Mercyhurst students
system for the student union, the not be implemented. were arrested and charged with
construction of a trophy case for JoAnn Alexander explained the criminal conspiracy early on
the Campus Center, trips to the procedure for collecting votes in Tuesday morning. £3
Shakespeare Theatre and the the government's Muscular James M. Harvey and Maria
Cleveland Museum of Art, and a Dystrophy^Contest. "Go around Donfrio from McAuley Hall and
"Cultural ^Weekend" > idea and knock on doors," she advised Robin Walker of ^Briggsf Ave.
presented J by the Creative Arts "Get people interested." .. j allegedly attempted to remove a
Division among others. An Activity Day update was dormitory bed from Room 306
The body was asked to evaluate also given to the representatives. McAuley Hall. H
all the proposals and choose the The Activity Day committee Campus Security caught the
four they liked the best. "Be plans 25 minutes of cartoons, 1,000 three students twice earlier on
careful you don't use the money helium ballons, and a possible pig Monday night trying to transport
requested l a s a determining roast. w the bed fa way from the dorm.
factor," warned ^Vice-president Each time the bed was taken back
JoAnn Alexander. * \ to the room according to the
One of the proposals was an INSIDE Erie Police Dept., it wasfthe
Easter Trip to the Blue Ridge A Memo| Pg.. 2 third attempt* the same night
Mountains sponsored by the John Anderson . . . S Pg. 2 that prompted campus security
Earth-Space Science Club. While College Beauty to bring in the local authorities.
this proposal was on the surplus Pg. 3 Mercyhurst's security ponce
list, Club spokesman * Micheal Fin&Aid Galore.<.... Pg. 3 caught the group carrying the bed
Meehan pointed out that it should Earth Day |i Pg. 4 from the rear of McAuley Hall to
be considered las a separate Dr. "Here and Now" Pg. 4 the rear Parking area of St. Luke
proposal. 2 \ f School just north of the Hall.
"We feel that student govern- Inquiring Reporter... Pg. 5 The three were consequently
ment money is ;•§ here for the Sexuality Seminar. Pg. 5 arrested by two Erie Police of-
student's use, " h e said. "We Sports . . . « £ § £ . . .5.. Pg. 7 ficers and now wait to see if the
would like our proposal to be school will press charges.8
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Party Of Four, Please Contort*.

growing experience. However, in

In a little less than three weeks attempting to serve the students'
st udents will be swimming amidst needs, some additional factors
campaign posters, slogans and must be looked at.
speeches as the Mercyhurst Adapting takestime.Whether it
Student' Government holds its be two days or two months, there
annual election of student of- is the issue of transition that
ficers. At this time approximately makes individual campaigning a
12 candidates will attempt to sell burden. Student officers have less
themselves to the students fas than a year to serve their con-
representatives of student needs. stituents. It only makes sense,
While this is an excellent op- therefore, that time be taken
portunity for students to serve the before the election to establish
college, there is a flaw to the some shared objectives so that a
process \ that makes it highly maxim um can be achieved in the
inefficient. The flaw is the in- course of the following academic
dividual campaigning of can- year. y. i
didates. As a student president Opinion here has it that
enters office, she-he does so with potential student politicians
t hree other officers that may not should consider running in parties
share any of the executive of- of four for two reasons. First, the
ficer's, or each others', ob- parties could form collective
jectives, ^j f platforms before entering office
Rarely has an officer refused to (hat would save the time of A Memo To Mr. Kldd
serve because the other officers figuring out objectives after
do not fit his-her particular style. election. Second, the team effort
It may also be justified - that
adapting to others can be a great
seems more collegial and
democratic. It's food for thought.
The MSG Colls For Fund Balance
Letter I We the executive board of the the student government offices have left.
Mercyhurst Student Government and to strengthen the government Another very important con*
Former Student Defends The Way' * like to inform you of our decision as an organization*^by giving it sideration involved in this
Dear Editor: to open our own checking and complete control of the funds decision is that the student
women of*thejWay have been
In response to a recent article researching ancient texts of the savings account with the present collected in the form of a student government receives no interest
balance of the student govern- fee. g- i on its money at the present time.
about Way International which Greek, Aramaic, and Hebrew ment funds. * W ''The student* body elected us The interest on a $75,000 account
appeared in the Merciad, I languages for over 37 years, and under the assumption that we will is considerable and should
believe I can add more in- the research continues today. We We feel that this action is an
formation and clarify some of the don't claim to know all the an- absolute necessity for the future be given that control we believe rightfully belong to the govern-
facts mentioned. Last year I. swers! nor do we expect to learn of student government, which is that it is our job as experienced ment . 2| 3*
was a student at ^ this college,* them all, but we deal with the not just the organized voice of the officers to see to it that the future In these days of rapid inflation,
and in my heart I yearned as all* Word iv honestly, with out st udents, but also a learning tool student government officers it is vital that each outgoing
men do, for the truth. I wanted preconcieved ^ notions for all those involved in it. actually acquire the respon- governmental body leaves a large
or This will be a permanent ac- sibilities they will be elected to enough sum for the next govern-
to know God, to know the Bible, traditions. T'? :j»: ± " undertake. * *Hf y. ment to start with. The interest
and" to be able^to^appry God's*- As Tor" the sincerity of the count that will be carried over
word in my life? I have found followers of the Way, I feel I can from year to year through the «tThe i inconvenience of «the earned over the summer months
my answers, by God's grace, speak for all. We have a genuine student services office, who will present system of requesting our will greatly laid the incoming
and with the help of the Way) desire to help people, and we are assist with the transition of the money ten days in advance makes student government of the future.
Ministry. :^\ new officers. » it impossible to pay any unforseen As elected student officials we
bold to go out and speak what we The two-signature 3 rule expenses. It also slows down and believe that it is our duty to see
The way International is a believe is the truth, even if complicates the accounting book- that this account be opened by
Biblical research and teaching organized Christianity gets of- presently used to cashing checks
will still be utilized to insure the work of the government. April 2, 1980 and be replenished
Ministry. It is neither a "Cult" fended by what we say. When was ^ We must have the accessibility each fall term immediately
nor a church. I truly believe, as do the last time you got excited security of the account. Also, each
all those associated with this enough about Jesus Christ to go officer will inform his or her to simplify the bookwork in order following the collection of the
ministry, that the Bible is the only out and tell a perfect stranger replacement of all their to have a complete understanding student government funds. '?
acceptable standard of truth. The about what he did for you? Well responsibilities regarding the use of our financial situation at any Tim Seltzer
traditions and | creeds of "or- let me tell you, I've seen people of the account. f. . t given time. We must know at all JoAnn Alexander
thodox"'religons are fine, but healed, and I've seen miracles, The purpose of this action is to times exactly how much money is James L. Bolger III
they mean nothing if they do not and I've seen my whole life enhance the educational value of being spent and how much we Anita Bonaminio
line up with what the Word of God change. I am currently serving
says. Man with his feeble mind one year as an Ambassador for
has managed to come up with the Lord Jesus Christ, and I have
what hundreds upon hundreds of something to teach people that
religions, who all claim to be the can change their lives. It is the
truth. D e n o m i n a t i o n a l Word of God. ( *
Outlook '80 - John Anderson
Christianity has succeded in
I don't expect the churches to
splitting up the church of God, welcome us with open arms, nor by Steve Frisina
which is supposed to be one do I expect the press to give us Ed. Note: This Is the sixth in a Massachusetts and Vermont grass roots.
bodyd Cor. 12:12,13) into dozens front page headlines for all the series of columns dealing with primaries, -attributes his The biggest problem that .this
and dozens of bodies. Is it possible deliverance people have recieved this year's presidential hopefuls. popularity to a "hunger on the liberal maverick faces is his own
that "Orthodox" Christianity in their lives. But I do expect to part of the American people for a party. Consensus has it that his
screwed up? candidate who will talk honestly." elephant hide is,fitting limply
live my life without un-due With a liberal flair and a for- If honesty and specifics were over what appears to be a donkey
J- The basic "Creed" of the Way is harassment because I don't thright ness in speech that cuts the ingredients necessary to lock silhouette. He is not a con-
that "The Word of God is the will believe what you believe. This is a through the thickest of political up the nomination, the Illinois
of God." The King James Ver- free country, and each man is rhetoric, Representative John B. representative could have rested
sion, Revised Standard Version, entitled to freely choose what to Anderson of Illinois has easy after the Iowa caucus
and countless others are all believe. So don't let the fear in established himself as a late- debate. Speaking on topics
translations and versions of the your life keep you from listening blooming force in this year's ranging from 50 cent gas taxation
original "God Breathed" word, to a Way believer, he just may presidential race. - to gun control, Anderson let the
and so we must research if we teach you something you've been The 58-year-old Anderson, who public know where he stood on
expect to get past- the human waiting all your life to hear thrust-nimseit into prominence some very volatile issues.
4
error of the translators. Men and Rhett Allen Major with impressive showings in the Compare this with Republican
opposition such as Reagan, the
last post-pilgrim to ^ quote John
Off f>iii.-qi> Press Swwca Winthrop, Bush, a strong ad-
vocate of sweet nothings, and the
also-rans who are still rehearsing ventional company man and
their script,: and one finds because he isn't, chances are slim
Anderson's no-nonsense frontal to t hat he will enter Detroit with the
be a refreshing change of pace. 998 delegates necessary to get the
Anderson has found a niche in Republican nod.
presidential politics that was Anderson is undaunted,
formerly inhabited by placers however, as he maintains his
such as Adlai Stevenson and viability as the Republican GOP
George Mc, Govern JBA is the candidate. With Reagan already
collegians' -, choice. Denouncing having a third of the delegates
Carter's draft registration plan, necessary to get the Republican
calling for gun control and nomination, Anderson might be
favoring public funding of wise to read the writing on the
abortion, Anderson has stepped wall. The writing does not say
into the role of the 'Pepsi'' that he should forsake any hopes
dential candidate of the 8Q's. of ascending to the presidency,
On j the elder * front, Andersonbut rather that there are a large
has been turning some heads as number of frustrated Democrats,
well, f His cries & for tax cuts, independents and college students
federal budgets cuts and bills that may be substantial enough to
preventing oil oligopolies have push a third candidate to the top
placed him in good stead with the of the heap.
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Supplemental Funding Now Miss Pennsylvania Hopeful

Available At Financial Aid Hurst Co-Ed Vies For Pageant Crown

Barry Zembower, Director of allotted to them by the govern-
Financial Aid, announced that the ment. Consequently the money By f Bonnie Jmes
college h a s picked up sup- was deobligated to colleges that
plemental funding which is now had applied for the supplement Few small-town dwellers ever questions.Bernie expanded on the
available to all students eligible last fall. "We were lucky to get aspire to a national spotlight focus of the pageant: \ |
for work-study positions. it/' said Zembowere e£ position; i. but Bernardino 3; "The primary thing to
Zem bower explained that the SfcjThe monies awarded to Mer- Borinski, a twenty-two y e a r old rem ember d is that the Miss
funding came from federal funds cyhurst I total A aproximately senior at Mercyhurst, now holds America foundation is a
which were left over at : larger $144,000. All funds which are not the 1980 Miss Northeastern scholarship pageant, so your
colleges. These colleges r were spent by the end of the fiscal year Pennsylvania title, and will intelligence and personality are
unable to spend the total amount will be returned to the govern- compete in the Miss Pennsylvania just as important as your
ment v "We're trying to find as pageant on June 14 in Altoona. M overall appearance."
many work-study eligible people Bernie, as she is known to her Bernie's height is a general
Dance Concert as we can," stated Zembower..
Eligibility for work-study is
classmates, is the daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Michael Borinski, who
reside in Wilkes-Barre, P a .
concern for the Miss Penn-
sylvania competition. "I guess
based on government analysis of being 5*1 "is on my mind because
This Weekend the FAF forms filed by students
for the 1979-80 school year. "Not
Bernie is a double major in both
dance and elementary education
of the contemporary model
image. But I'm comfortable at
everyone eligible for work-study and her activity in the dance ~
my size and I don't think it will go
At [The Hurst recieved it,' added Zembower.
He pointed out that the positions
department lied hereto become
interested in other opportunities.
against me." &
Out of approximately 20 con-
The Mercyhurst Dance were still restricted to twenty such as the pageant. testants at the Miss Pennsylvania
Department will present its first hours per week. He also stated The pageant itself consists of competition, Bernie said she
major Dance Concert this year on that there was no time deadline four areas of evaluation £ judges, would like to finish in at least the
March 28, 29 and 30 in the Little for the eligible students to apply: interview, talent, evening gown, top 10 so that she could perform
Theater. The performance has for the supplemental funds. "I'll and bathing suit. Besides the Bernie Borinski her talent for the audience. But
been -choreographed and spend it until it's spent," he said. main award, talent and bathing even if she doesn't win, Bernie
arranged by three faculty - Students should check, their suit Scorn petitions a r e two feels she has gained new friends
members: Mme.Valentina eligibility status f with the specially-awarded categories. important part. Due to my and experiences through her local
Belova, Dr. Magden Saleh and Financial Aid office. Dancing to a waltz by Strauss education and experiential pageant. "I'm also more aware of
Mr. Fredrikh Begelmakher. which Bernie choreographed background, I feel very com- how I present myself to others
. D r . Saleh, Dance Department herself, she swept not only the fortable in talking with people. both outwardly and inwardly. I
co-directer, staged three classical titles but .also the talent ^award although I'd like to brush up on can get more out of being with
ballet variations for graduating Applications for away • from the other econ- my interviewing techniques". other people and hopefully they
seniors Beth Rosser, Bernadine living in the testants. ;* j£ Bernie's 3.85 QPA and Egan can get more out of being with
Borinsk, and Carlee Kanopla. townhouses for the : - " I feel ? most secure in my Scholarship reflects very highly me. Although right now my
"We at Mercyhyrst are very talent," Bernie explained when on her educational background, ultimate goal is winning Miss
fortunate to have such high 1980-81 academic year discussing the anticipation of although admitted she would like Pennsylvania. I feel just winning
caliber dancers as our three will be acceptedi from slate competition,,, " b u t athe to develop more "sharpness" and the local title has already been
soloists," commented Dr. Saleh. April 14 to April 16 in judges'j interview is thefcmost "mental accuracy" in answering worthwhile!" %
Performances will be Friday
and Saturday March 28 and 29 at Egan.48. All members
8:00 p.m. and Sunday, March 30 must be listed at the ECO II Returns
at 2:00 p.m. Cost for faculty and time of application. A
students is $1.00 adults $2.00
For further information or
reservations g call the Little
Theater at 864-0681, ext. 204.
point system will be
used. Go Fly A KAM
by .Sue Fuss he and I could sail. %
J .V In my hurry to get to the library And then I tried to think of the
Admissions Counselor Co and at the same time avoid all the
puddles laid out by spring, I
last time that I knew that ex-
citement. II was my 18th bir-
A t t e n t i o n t o A n y Studentjwho w i l l be bumped into a small boy who was thday, a slight but steady breeze
just staring into the sky. Just as I stirred and the sun shone bright. I
MJk ^ j g ^ j s * Q Junior or Senior in September!! was about to fly into a rage he dug out a pair oXsutuglasscs and a
pointed his finger out and said three-yeai'oTd KiteTnot The plastic
"Look," 1 followed the invisible "no-tear" kind) and set out to
The Mercyhurst College Admissions 2office is seeking two line which his finger had made celebrate. Once again I felt the
students interested in doing *a Co-op! experience as Admissions and just barely made out a pin power of the wind as it tossed,
point of red in the sky. I turned turned and pulled my kite. And
Counselors. Students from any major or minor program are and mumbled, "That's nice," and once again I felt the excitement
walked off to study. as my Dad watched me
welcome to apply. Familiarity! with the Pittsburgh and/or But as I walked away I turned skillfully (although I knew it
Philadelphia areas is desirable but not mandatory. around to look again and again. was only luck) get the string out
Soon there were two, then three of the tree while the kite still
This Co-op is worth nine (9) credits which will be granted bright spots in the sky, each being flew. v &*;2j
through the business department. The length offthe position will held by an invisible thread and The hourly bells brought nie
wagging a multi-colored tail. back to reality and I started once
be 17 weeks, beginning on Monday, August 4, 1980 and ending Down below, connected by some more toward the library. But an
on Friday, November £8, 1980. The salary for the 17 week period unknown force, were children invisible string pulled inside of
flocked around, watching, gigling me, tossed, turned and then
is $2,500 plus expenses and mileage. Students must have their and shout ing advice to their reversed my course and I found
companions. , 12 myself in the field shouting advice
own car. j?£ I stood there and remembered and feeling t he power of the wind.
A description off'the responsibilities and duties of an Ad- the first time that I had flown a A twelve dollar text book can
missions Counselor can be obtained in the jAdmissions Office kite. I was about seven and waited tell you where the wind comes
palienlly in line until someone from and where it goes after it
which is located on the first floor of Old Main. handed me the string. Then I felt passes you by. A weatherman can
if, all the power of the wind tell you its speed and direction.
Anyone who is interested in applying for the positions, should tossing, turning and pulling the But if you want to know about the
forward a resume and three (3) letters of recommendation to Karen kite and me. I remembered personality of the wind, become a
telling my Dad what I had felt and child again and fly a kite. %
E. Benzel, Director of Admissions,. Application deadline is April his promise to buy me a kite that
28. 1980. fe - I m

Pobst Blue Ribon

Pool Tournoment
Saturday, March m
Student Union
1 Mile East of Westfield, N.Y. on Rt. 20 n March
ister
Trilogy | Thursday
Paul Pope Friday Wanted: Work-study? eligible student for
(Formerly of Molkie Cole) skilled position as Micro-biology lab
Rasputin t . . Saturday preparator.f Will train now for fall term
1980. See Ms Lochner or Mr. Zembower for
All Day Sunday A more information.
Country Jamboree
We open at^7:00 p.m. Vi price cover with college I.D. 1
Financial Aid Applications for |
i
:•:

PROPER ID REQUIRED 1980-81 are available in the Financial

COME Aid Office. Information is also S
AND \ available about special summer |
BOOGIE
% programs. %
 THEMRCIAD MARCH 28, 1980
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Or. Jean Lavin

Hurst Seniors} Celebrate
Making An Impact
At fflie Hurst 10thj Anniversary Of Earth Day
"I just ask that the students let In an attempt to raise campus
me be me as a j person, don't awareness of the environment
stereotype me, give me a chan- and the effort necessary tc
ce," is the wish of the Associate preserve it, two Mercyhurst co-
Professor of the* Business eds are going to resurrect an
Department, who also happens to event made famous on April 22,
be a nun. "Because of difficulty in 1970. The event is Earth Day and
gaining credibility fin a men's the co-eds areiSue Fuss and
world ofI management I find il Bernie Borinski. %m 1
helpful to go rather by sister, or Fuss and Borinski, both senior
some other name, by my Egan Scholars, decided to pool
professional name Dr. Jean their abilities and interests on a
Lavin." f l topic they could use to fill their
Begining her college education Egan senior project requirement.
at the Eastman School of Music at Fuss, an environmental studies ' • #
i
the University of Rochester she major, came up with the idea of
received her Bachelors in Music celebrating the 10th anniversary 'M
for Piano Performance, and her of. Earth Day. '&
Master in Music for Piano and "We're attempting to revitalize Sue Fuss and Bernie Borinski discuss plans for this years Ear-
Music Literature. After teaching Dr. Jean Lavin a movement that theoretically got th Day Celebration.
music at Youngstown University students' lives. The program its start on this day," said Fuss.
in Ohio, Lavin found, "more than provides^ students with the op- She added, "It's an awareness to take part in activities such as the American public appeared
needing to learnt music the portunity to share with other that we're promoting; the public raking, planting and pruning of headed for a environmental and
students needed to j learn about students as they are becoming is aware, now it's the campus' the college grounds. s economic compromise. "They're
themselves, and I wanted to help secure in a college environment." turn." ? | Other activities that have been going to have to be willing to
them to do just that." | stated Lavin. * Fuss stated that the goal of this tentatively scheduled are a Coffee pay," she said. | i' j
At this point Dr. Lavin resumed | Outside the gates Dr. Lavin is a project, which is currently un- Hour, to be held in the Campus Fuss stated that the first Earth
her studies at Boston University consultant to industries dealing funded, is to bring students Ministry on the 22nd, andEgan Day celebration was a day of
obtaining her Doctorate in with the adaptation of companies together to passively demonstrate Scholar Apres Dine on the 23rd, massive demonstrations that
System Development and to our changing environment. "I their concern for the en- and a blue grass concert in the were, atf times § violent.
Adaptation. Remaining at B.U. think it's importantjto keep ex- vironment^ £<§£ I S? grotto on the 26th. £ g Reiterating the purpose of the
she was an Instructor under the periencing various types of Earth Day '80 will open April 19 When asked about the progress project' to be a passive coming
Doctoral Fellowship Program,§ organizations so I can be realistic with a clean-up of the campus that &g the environmental together of the Mercyhurst
and also continued with her Post in today's world in teaching my organized and directed by David movement had made in the last community, she said that she and
Doctorate work. Presently Lavin students," replied > Lavin. She Blanchfield of the Campus decade, Fuss said that there was Borinski are looking to the
is matriculating in|the Applied continued, "I see myself as a Ministry. Working in cooperation a definite improvement in public students, faculty and ad-
Behavioral Sciences at the professional teacher. I have to with the operations department, attitudes and treatment of the ministrators for active and moral
University of California d stay on top of what I'm teaching students will have an opportunity environment. She remarked that support. jr
Beginning her career at Mer- for there is always new research
cyhurst in 1974 Dr. Lavin intended in Behavioral Science." £ pull the Business resources
to remain for only one year. Now Commenting on Mercyhurst as together. He's doing just that. A
in her fifth year at the 'Hurst, a learning institution Lavin Business Degree from Mer-
Lavin's reasons for staying are stated, "A definite pro for Mer- cyhurst will mean something."
simple; I like the people. I believe cyhurst is that it has proven it is For the immediate future Dr.
in Mercyhurst and in the special resilient, it's hung on. Also I'm Lavin will remain at the 'Hurst
kind of students we have here. I impressed with my' colleagues, working as she stated, "to help
like to think I'm an influence in they really try to reach the the students help themselves, by
their lives." 2 I J ^ students on a one to one basis." looking at themselves and their
Functioning at Mercyhurst as When discussing problems she changing environmental factors.
an, 4aa>isQ^ jnentpx,.. faculty ad- sees Lavin stated, p''Mercyhurst .Some day I'd like to do some
visor to MSG, and a member of has to engage in planned change, travel and some writing, but for
the Faculty Senate, to name a and i start thinking it through now I plan to be here. I want to see
few, Dr. Lavin is active in the thoroughly." A point Lavin what direction Mercyhurst is
Pace Program through Self and emphasized dealt with the going. Doing what I know has to
Social Awareness Groups. "I renovation of* the Business be done makes me happy, and
believe what I'm in now is a real Division. "I've waited three years that is just what I'm doing right
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Seminar Inquiring Reporter Asks.

Who Are You Supporting In The
Sexuality Planned Presidential Election?
Last sring the Campus Ministry hours in length, have three goals.
f

Office sponsoredj an evening
symposium on human sexuality.
Sixty students gathered to hear a
psychologist, Bill Kowalski, and a
theologian, Jim Hanigan talk
about college students and
sexuality. The response to the two
speakers was enthusiastic but
there was a* general consensus
that the evening provided no
opportunity for follow up
discussions. $
This spring, Campus Ministry
has?.decided to continue the
discussion on sexuality. We ap-
proached Bob Hoff of the
Psychology Department and
asked if he would be willing to
prepare a mini-course explaining
the insights that contemporary
psychology has about sexuality.
Bob kindly accepted the challenge
First the mini-course is designed Photos by Linda First
to give in-put about the current
psychological understanding of
sexuality. Secondly, the course
will allow the participants to
discuss their reactions to what **jfp<
psychologists are saying. Finally,
there will be an opportunity for
students to raise any moral issues
that concern them.
fv
Bob Hoff will be leading the r-+
sessions and one or two of the
campus ministers will also be
present to react to any moral
questions that are raised. The
sessions will be held on. Wed-
nesday evenings from 7 p.m. to
9 p.m. The mini-course is free
and will be held in the Campus
Ministry Office. There are still
five positions open If you are \
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and has put together what should
be a very informative program.
The five sessions, each two
interested see Dave Blanchfield. Greg Powell, senior, "Rep. John An-
The course begins Wednesday derson from Illinois because I think Christopher Meyers, soph.,
April 9th. & ;& he's more in tune with the younger "Nobody. Ford isn't running."
generation. I perceive him as being
very dynamic and 9
a man who can lead
us in the future/ •

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Film Survey S h o w s ' W / B S P m f ^ f ^ ^ ^ ^ Cancer Studies

"The Graduate" Tops Chart Students ijTo [Presents
The Cultural Committee, after Cagney, Rita Hayworth, or the
evaluating 71 returned student Three Stooges. I *%£
Research Results At!
surveys, released the «. following Dave Palmer, chairperson of
results. According to the poll, the the | Humanities Department,
top three movies requested by presented the committee with a
Science!ConferenceB
students were The Graduate, with number of suggestions not on the Three Mercyhurst i Cancer the ECSC is a special convention Rate] of Tumor-Bearing Mice
52 votes; The Turning Point, with survey. These included Lawrence Research students are scheduled where undergraduate students after Treatment [with C-B12
49 votes: and A Street Car Named of Arabia, Black and White In to attend the 34th Annual Eastern give the results of their research Complex." S H jflf £
Desire, with 43 votes. M I Color, and Black Orpheus. - Colleges Science Conference projects. J jfcgHS i S ^ Jo Ann {Rice will present
The survey|showed a student • The majority of students polled (ECSC) at State University of "It provides the opportunity for "Inhibiting\ Mitotic Activity I of
interest in foreign films as well. agreed to Monday night showings. New York College at Cortland, undergraduate participation gin Ascites Tumors in Mice By a
The too three foreign movies The committee is I presently April 10-12. The students will be the academic enterprise,lex- Mixture of Vitamins C and B12."
requested were Cousin Cousine, waiting for the student govern- accompanied ; by Sister M. posing students to the typejof Dolores Wiater will giver'The
with 21 votes: |Cries and ment approval of a $500 proposal Eymard, Research Director. Also exchange that takes place in Outcome of Two Vitamins on the
Whispers, with 16 votes; and submitted in February. The included in the group is £ a professional society," she said. Growth of Solid Tumors in Vivo."
Women in Love, also with 16 committee plans to use the money research student from Gannon. Each of the four students will
votes. ^|§A ! f* for film rental, mailing, and S Sister Eymard explained that submit a full paper, in written Mark Rosenberg, the student
7 There were a number of films refreshments for thefilmsshown. form, that will be judged by ex- from Gannon, will present "Blood
suggested in the Write-in section The proposal also stated that if perts in the discipline. A cash Analysis on Tumor-Bearing Mice
of the poll.;Among them were less than $500 is expended, then K The I Merciad I proudly ian- prize will be awarded to the after Vitamin Treatments." £
Great Expectations(5"votes), less would be taken from the MSG nounces the coming of a new page winning participants in each ^Additional activities during the
Going My Way, Scold Hand Luke treasury. & | fra 9 entitled Mind Readings. It will be major category. 1 H weekend will include a formal
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THEMEfteiAD PAGE 7

Laker Netters Serve UpwSm Lokerf Baseball

Record!In South
By W. D. "BUD" Prize (3 I think it's anj excellent team event, however, so they played
performance." i 3 f Guilford College*at tennis in-
With a stunning 5-4 victory over "The tourfwill help us {im- stead, i Mm gjK
reigning NAIA national cham- measurably toward our two goals Despite J Chybrzynski's ? and
pions, Atlantic Christian College this season. The first goal is to Dagan's heroic singles efforts, the
ACC of Wilson, NC, the Mer- win the NAIA District 18 Cham- Erie netters lost the match, 8-2,
cyhurst Men's Tennis Team pionships, which we have won for with one doubles match called
returned a 5-4 record from its the last six years. Then the second because of darkness, f 5
annual spring tour.; goal is to do as well as we can at The Laker's southern 5record
'•"I'm going to play these the national event in Kansas City had plummeted to an even four
numbers 5-4 on the PA State in late May," continued Ranalli, and four, with one chance
Lottery as soon as we got and Edinboro graduate. *'3 remaining to' own a winning
home," remarked jubilant The day before ? the team margin on the nine game tour.
arrived in Hampton, VA, the The formidable 1 Atlantic
Erie Blades hockey team were Christian College team won the
in the same city, |diligently NAIA national title last year in
trouncing the Hampton Aces, 10- a tournament where thefEast
4. It was on this encouraging 38th Street school finished in ffJim Hesse and AljYoung are all smiles after hitting back-to-
note that Erie's Lakers, hungry tenth place. In the singles roun- back homeruns against Farmingdale in spring scrimmage.
for an early victory and intent ds, Mercyhurst got off to a
on reversing a 1-8 scoreline of strong start; with valuable 8 mg | I photo by Rick Shaheen
last year, opposed the Hampton singles victories by Andy Fin-
Institute. But, without a single dlay at number one: Spies'!P
set completed, the rain came four: Chybrzynski, five:- and
and the Mercyhurst men had to "Marathon Man" Dagan, six.
pack their bags and head towar- After the top two doulbes pairs
I .Begins Spring
ds Charleston, SC,?for the next lost, the match and the tour
day's games. J '4- went down to the third doubles
With a 2-1 success in dual with the score standing at a
Charleston, the Lakers began the familiar 4-4. Dagan and Ravin-
1980 season on a winning note. The der Sabherwal blasted their way
Season
Blue and Green beat the Citadel, a through a nervous ACC pair to Winter is over and so are the
military engineering school, 5-4, put the team onto the but for the Lakers carry a total of nine
but lost by the same score to the 13 hour ride home on a 5-4 win- late night winter work-outs for the pitchers. ^ $
Ravindar Sabherwal College of Charleston. Under ning note. ~ [ •'S3&S^k0tv^ Mercyhurst Lakers Baseball Senior pitchers, Craig
Team. Spring is here and with it Nicholson, Gordie Karlstedt. and
photo by Andy Findley floodlights,-Mercyhurst was brings the new 1980 spring Sparky Mills all seem to be
beating the Greenwood, SC, based
Laker coach, Dennis Ranalli af- school, 5-1 when the match was baseball season. J throwing well and anxious for the
ter Gary Dagan hit the winning called because of the time. Since MThe Lakers are ready and seem season to start. Gordie Kar lstedt,
shot in a doubles match at ACC. i the Hurst had already won 5 to be very enthusiastic about their who in the past has had arm
Frequently "•• occurring, 5-4games, the match was theirs. upcoming season. Like last year problems, is back strong for his
seemed to be a magic number- St. Augustine, FL, America's the Lakers intend to make the final year. •
for the Lakers on the trip Apart: oldest city, was the next stop on play-offs and they have the talent Ross Wilhelm, who posted at 2.0
from the overall record, no less, the 3,000 mile trek. Flagler to repeat. } record in the fall along with a sub-
than five matches went down to> College, the 1977 NAIA national The Lakers have added some two E.R.A. will be one of the
the ninth game. The Lakers champions, bumped off • Mer- tf&S m bright new talent to their already leading right hand stoppers for
were victorious in three of cyhurst, 7-2 in thefirstof the three
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talented team. Returning for the Cusack's Blue and Green
chargers.
^

these: The Citadel, Daytona Florida games. Paul Spies was Lakers are James Hesse and
Beach Community College and the lone Laker singles victor at Frank Kudlac. Both should be .Bull-pen specialist George
ACC, but lost to the College of number five, and Steve Spies and very important to the success Kosko is ready and may even
Charleston k and High Point i Tom Chybrzynski claimed a fine of the team. This is because both see spot starting duty this spring
College by the same, narrow doubles win at number two. are catchers and when the Lakers due. to an outstanding fall
margin. d ^ i The farthest south-that the are out on the field they call the season. Another....pitcher, who ,
•» Mercy hurst's two other vic- Lakers traveled *was' Daytona may be called on for the starting I
tories were over St. Francis of Beach Community College. Other returnees are infielders duty is sophomore. Tony Ar-
Illinois, 9-o and Lander College, 5- Spurred on by Wayne Ash- Bob Delia Rocca third base, Dick cabascio. \
1. There were two other defeats, meade's three set singles vic- White second base, and Andy
Giachino first base. New comers Rounding out the staff are two
Flagler College, 2-7 and Guilford tory at number six, Mercyhurst freshmen and a transfer John
College, 2-6. k^ % claimed its second 5-4 victory of to the infield are Mike Conroy,
Tony Viera, Jimbo Walters, Mark Costello and Bryan Mahon, both
"I'm very happy with1 the the tour. jt. Cadden, Chuck Stanbro, and Al first-year performer's from Long
results of the spring tour. ' ex- A 9-0 whitewash was recorded Young. ^ * -3r Island, made their presence
claimed third coach Ranalli. "We over St. Francis of Illinois, the known in the fall, each chalking
needed the f competition and perennial NAIA D-20 winners, to In the outfield the Lakers are up victories in the 10-0 fall season.
motivation to prepare us mentally send the Lakers into the ^ quite polished. All three starters The transfer is- John Johnston,
and physically for an upcoming Carolinas with a 4-2 count. JrV Dennis Ranalli are back/Starting will be Rick from Indiana University of
season which puts us against The high point of last season's Shaheen in left field, Joe Rocco in Pennsylvania.
photo by Andy Findley center, and Jim Radezoff in right.
NCAA Division 1 powerhouses: southern trip was the 7-2 Some new additions are Lou The Lakers seem to have every
Bowling Green, Ohio University, thrashing of High Point, NC; spring season begins on April 13 Alverio, a freshman from New base covered and now await the
West Virginia University and however, this year it was a low when the University of Akron York City, Sy Gieler, a freshman opening of the season which is
Penn State University. mark. The Lakers lost to HP, 5- visits Mercyhurst. The district from Gibsonia, PA and Dave March 29th against a tough Point
, '•"Anytime that we go to Florida "4, in a morning match. After tournament finals will be played Snyder. The outfield rounds out Park team. The Pioneers, were
and beat teams that have already this encounter, Ranalli's squad on the Mercyhurst courts May 8. with junior Ed Austin. I District 18 champs in 1979, but the
played ten matches on their own of seven ventured over to Green- 9, and 10. The winning team will Lakers will try to capture that
courts, then something very sboro, NC, to watch the NCAA compete in the Kansas City event The pitching staff for the honor this year. A £*&.
promising is being accomplished. basketball regionals. The Lakers beginning May 27. Lakers is strong and stacked. The

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The Pink Panther is on the prowl. He's and DEBBIE, you're not getting older, MARY COLLINS: TAKE
just ate some Chinese food, so he's up only better. H.B. YOUR*'FLOWER I POWER" TO
for anything. Happy Birthday to the "DINE OUT* AT YOUR NEAREST
man from New Delhi, from the Scoop-Sisters of Mercy rejected your "EGAN SCHOL6RS" ROOM. LOVE 30
Knuckleheads. application. ? * *JH
GLEN: RUN DOWN TO THE STORE
Happy Birthday Rus and Vicki, best of Dear Dave; We are lonely here in the FOR REFILLS. RAG MAN
luck. Union and wanttocome to the Sandbox.
TwoToys in the U . E ? 5 ? J » ^ Room, 9 Egan: Do yon ever take
Patsy; Happy birthday—and bathroom breaks?
congratulations on the Crew scholar- Dear Judy; You and your wheat toast
ship. Have a nice time in Tennessee, make my morning. Love Vegetable. MARY: ARE YOU STILL
see you there* a friend. STIMULATED BY MATING WITH
Dear Vegetable; How are your "New THE DUST UNDER YOUR BED?
Rebecca, How does it led to be an of- White" tennis shoes? Lisa and Mark
ficial "Older Woman"? Happy 20th! T.B I'd like something with a high
Christopher* Dear Vegetable; How does the donkey coddle factor for my birthday, please.
sound in the Old McDonald's Farm? the All Ways, the Butterfly. ?
C.P., Why don't we call it Scoop? Love, Gang VuSaS? 1
H.B. Jim I'll be there to go fishing in 45
Dear Roomies; Thanks for; always minutes .^Yea Right!
Rebecca, Happy Birthday to you!! The being there when I need you—Love
Meyers True Vegetable John Maus, Congratulations on your
new baby girl. D.J. John/
Rebecca, What clinks and has your in- Bon, X, What's X . . . mean . . . .6 or
terests at hearts? How about a tie . . . ..Breaker. Loml Ricky: change that fishing line. It's
only noomphi tes.
D.J. John, you're the greatest.. .April Chud, "Wanna gofighta Leprechaun?
Fools! EVERYONE start lining up now. .
Hey Skinny, More ribs for me Love, .Chud will be sitting on the dunking
Dear Nieces: Will you still love your C.P.oooxxxx booth for activity day.
Auntie Em as an old biddy? Kiss.
Dear Veg; Congratulations on your HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNIE, to a
E.M. Moments of rest, Glimpes of Af rician Adventure. We're behind you. super sweet lady. t'tffcT^Tji tl^Ka
laughter, Are treasured along the road Diane and Denise.
C.F. Lesa, stuck with you again for another
STEVIE-WELCOME BACK TO EAR- term? no luck.
Meg daline-Jerk TH!!!!!!!!
Laurie, sorry you're leaving. Best of
Fetal Sally - Wilber li on-Dr.Coyle HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE luck to my favorite vegy.f
and Dr. Fusco. EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!! Move
your nieces — MBL, personal popcorn for a status
Mountain Ma n-a b-nor-ma 1, ad j. not nor- GLEN, THANKS FOR LISTENING!! change. Waiting!!! T
mal, average, or typical; irregular.
Merriam Webster. Titletown wants thier Intramural CHUD, you bully. Shame on you for
basketball shirts!! beating upon leprechaun's. Bad boy
J.B. Maybe when CREW is over you'll
remember me. Until then.-J.B. Dear Auntie Em and Uncle Ted, Glen, get your toofus in your moufus.
Whenever we want to do research in the
Yang, Break a leg-Ying prlvate^jYi library It'* STEVE FRISINA: learn how to play
locked?!! !!!!!!!!!!!Thenieces ping pong noomphty.
To the birthday girls, BETH PATTY

Mercyhurst College Recreation Club Meeting

t MondayJMarch J31, 1980
Faculty Lounge at 4:30 p.m.
Anyone interested in the following clubs are welcome to attend:
Biking Hiking/Camping Swimming Golf Soiling
Cross Country/Jogging Racquetball H Bowling Physical Fitness Ice Skating
Your attendance is necessary for the success of these activities. If you cannot attend,
contact Janet Price at the Campus Center to express your interest.

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