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The Giger Chronicles

I don't know who you are


Do you?
A play by
Pamela
Olson
Perhaps your
definition of love
differs from mine.
Feed Your Head With Blog Opera theatre about spanking, soirees
and sacking

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Cast
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<;<>0=' as played by Frances Fisher
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
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Character $escriptions
9ote2 'ctors chosen here are for among other reasons, their age, height, voice,
and body type, as each is specific,critical to each character*s portrayal.

';)$<2 mother of ><9 married to his father :. >. O;+O9 (ho
she is shamelessly irretrievably in love (ith. ';)$< lives at &!?"
1reat H(y, +an Francisco, $alifornia or at her +ausalito pied,N,
terre houseboat Fountainhead moored at +ausalito 'rKues 5arina.
'ir Force veteran, 8iet 9am <ra, <C, Bachelor/s .egree in
;inguistics, 5asters degree in >inesiology, both from +onoma
+tate 7nive rsity, $alifornia, charismatic, model from age siO until her first pregnancy at
the age of AC, brilliant, mercurial, born into privilege and (ealth, eOuberant, resourceful,
full of promise, imperious, compassionate, intense, saturnine, has depth in her green eyes,
(inning grin, sensitive, catches everything, ebullient, dancing laughter, presumptuous
smile, disciplined, loyal, rogue, full of gaiety, has the magic gift of the born bon vivant,
she*s graceful, romantic, vulnerable, apricot glo(, her hair in soft, happy disarray,,a
(oman of great passion.
+he is so alive, mystical moments come to life. 7nderstands everybody.
High,strung, high,maintenance, is (orth it, charming, plays (ell (ith others.
+he seeks the far horiIons and shores that once lured generations of her
)talian and 'ustrian forebears, has close, connected, deep, educated and
(ealthy )talian, 'ustrian <uropean cousins and Palo 'lto, $alifornia
'merican +avoy cousins, has unbounded confidence, a complete surrender to

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delight, believes one can be anything, do anything, is interesting, effective, (ell,ad6usted,
and occasionally surprising. ';)$< gracefully saunters, undulates and 6iggles as she
moves.
Her clothes are usually pot,holed and
paint,smudged. +he inhales mari6uana
through a 8apolution and drinks Ocean
+pray diet !##P cranberry 6uice and
Perrier on shaved ice, or sun ice tea (ith
spearmint or peppermint sprigs from her
garden. ';)$<, along (ith <;<>0=',
;'9$<, F'0' 5O=1'9', :)5, and
<.1'=, do a daily noontime hour,and,a,half lap s(im at +an Francisco/s 9orth Beach
+(imming Pool. Friends (ith 1emma 'rterton , .r. 5ark +chram $hristensen, >iku
$ollins, ;ucy 1askell , <manuele Filiberto , $hris .raper, <giIia 5aria $arla $hiara
Benedetta ;ombardo di +an $hirico Q'nnaR, Ferrante 1ennaro 'ntonio Francesco
;ombardo di +an $hirico Q$arloR, 5aria $arlotta $laude +ilvia +tefania 0ommasa
8ittoria ;ombardo di +an $hirico Q<lenaR, .r. ;otte Holmegaard , 'lison Balsom, :ames
+pithill, 5aggie 1yllenhaal , and $lint <ast(ood. .rives a late mode Porsche L!! 0urbo
+ <dition L!D +pyder. ';)$</+ favorite movies are ' ;eague of 0heir O(n, Basic
)nstinct, Basic )nstinct &, Body Heat, :ackie Bro(n, 0he Fountainhead, and 0he
7nsinkable 5olly Bro(n. First,rate Blog Opera player. ' fair silver,level ballroom
dancer. 'ccomplished card counter and Black6ack player.
:. >. O;+O92 9avy veteran PO?, nine years older than
his (ife ';)$<, messy, short, charismatic, fat, eyes
speculative, 5asters degree in 5usic, retired Band
.irector =ed(ood High +chool, ;arkspur. $harming,
insecure, talented, immature, insincere, moody, kinky, self,centered, coarse, sensuous,
sarcastic, obsessed (ith controlling others, feels of solid land and rolling sea, cycle of
desire and tyranny, passive aggressive, tense, imaginative, solemn, raffish, impulsive,
envious of privilege and (ealth, a merry,go,round al(ays on the verge of settling do(n,
elitist, self,dramatiIing selfish, tendency to look like a sullen child (ho had been
th(arted, oscillates rapidly through all kinds of moods, shirks his responsibility to a
defiant son and (ife.
>no(s temptation and corruption (ell and dreams sought then, and the blunders
committed in their pursuit, treacherous, arrogant, subdued (armth, 6unk food 6unkie, high
strung, manic depressive, conflicted, mercurial, capricious, cynic, cross dresser, leather
vinyl rubber bondage mirror fetishes, in need of a haircut, ballroom dance instructor,
sailor, in scruffy loafers, sardonic, (ears a (rinkled striped button do(n collar shirt, had

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his sleeves rolled up his forearms, in rumpled, dark, pleated and cuffed trousers too big
for him, and a hip length black leather aviator 6acket, also too large.
'nti,children racist anti,+emitic anti,gay homophobic :. >.
O;+O9 lives at eKually anti,children racist anti,+emitic anti,
gay homophobic senior,only trailer park 5arin 8alley 5obile
$ountry $lub in 9ovato, $alifornia since he (as CC (hen he
abandoned his then A !3& month pregnant AC year old (ife
'lice after stealing S? million. He is on the Board of .irectors
of the 5arin 8alley 5obile $ountry $lub as the 0reasurer.
.rives a restored !LDC $orvette he keeps up
himself,, it sho(s. )s a top,of,the,game
Blog Opera player. +an Francisco seO clubs
regular. .oes not play (ell (ith others.
+tarted out as a cool =eg Blank ended up a
$onspicuous $onsumption Yuppie. .rinks
1undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc or diet Pepsi. 0eaches ballroom
dance at the 9ovato =ecreation .epartment.
$onspicuous consumption is eOtravagant
and ostentatious eOpenditure. $onspicuous
consumption is meant not to satisfy any
physical need, but rather to gratify the
psychological craving for status or the
favorable opinion of others. 0he term (as
first used by the 7+ sociologist and economist 0horstein Bunde 8eblen
Q!DCE,!L&LR in his !DLL book /0he 0heory Of 0he ;eisure $lass.
' Yuppie is a Hippie (ho sold out and said /yup/ to /the man/.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3
0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO2 +an
=afael, 5arin $ounty, $alifornia la(yer
(ith uncomfortable for him ghoul, spanking, mirror seO,
abuse, shop lifter, and cop erotic a fetishes played out in
role,playing games he pays others to do (ith him but later hates himself over
doing it. )nsecure, usually impotent. ;oves cocaine, high,heeled co(boy boots, trashy
looking (omen and to abuse beautiful (omen. <nvious of privilege and (ealth. )s a
top,of,the,game Blog Opera player. 7nderendo(ed, plays dominate but is passive
seOually.

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Bully and dork. Believes (hat/s inside him and people doesn/t matter, only apperances
matter. Peeping 0om, self,indulgent and notorious for +e(er +ervice, cheater, liar, staff
abuser so high turn,over, and 6ust makes,up evidence as he sleaIes
along. +an Francisco seO clubs regular. 8oyeur. ;ives in his
office at !C?E Ath +treet +an =afael, $' LAL#!,&E?E. .rives a red
=ange =over +port (ith too much make up, as he thinks he /needs/
a big vehicle to handle the treacherous 6ourney to and from
+tarbucks each morning. =ich mama paid for this uncool as it/s a
t(o and a half ton truck (ith a centre of gravity some(here
dangerously in the stratosphere.
.oes not play (ell (ith others. $onspicuous $onsumptionist
Yuppie. Has undisclosed cameras all over his office and home.
<n6oys people/s blunders and kicking them (hen they/re do(n.
Has the manner of an abuser (ho kno(s (hat he (ants and cannot
be stopped. =egularly contracts out (ork to :)5. .rinks a triple
1ordon/s gin .irty 5artini (ith a couple PiKuillo Pepper +tuffed 5anIanilla Olives by
;a 0ienda.
+e(er +ervice refers to the process,server (ho instead of making proper delivery, tosses
the legal papers do(n the nearest se(er and does not attempt delivery so service (as not
accomplished even though the servers later per6ure themselves in a court,filed affidavit
by s(earing they did make delivery.
;'9$<2 ;ives at !A" 5arina 8ista 've, ;arkspur, 5arin $ounty, $alifornia LAL?L, and
keeps at 0he 1iger Building his +an Francisco pied a terre, an D## s.f dark hard(ood
(alnut 3 mahogany floor studio (ith cedar and mirrored shelved
(alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and a
! and a !3& bath as his +an Francisco pied
a terre penthouse. 9ever married 0(in
$ities Police officer (ith comfortable
vampire erotica fetishes. .oes his 6ob (ell,
his eOcellance is for his fetish life.
8egan, (ell,ad6usted, metroseOual, pot user, (iry, lithe, confident,
easy,going, trim, charming, kick,boOer, sardonic, BronIe ballroom
dancer. 1raduated =ed(ood High +chool . Has a Bachelors
degree in 5useum +tudies from +an Francisco +tate 7niversity . )s
part time security at the de Young 5useum. 'l(ays armed
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snub nose .?D revolver , $=>0 7ltima With Black Blade, =aider ) Boot >nife , mace,
rubber bullets, blank bullets. )s a charisma and charm top,of,the,game Blog Opera
player. Has a $ary 1rant manner, timing and style about him. +peaks fluent French.
;'9$< is kno(n for his
preference for trim dominant
older (omen (ith elegant
clothes (ho sho(ed their
appreciation of his gifts and talents ,,(hich
are large and considerable as he/s (ell
endo(ed. +an Francisco seO clubs regular
(here he (orks security three nights a (eek
at 1)1<=, 0hursdays C pm to !! pm
Fridays, and +aturdays E pm to & am. He is
one of the o(ners of 1)1<=. Plays (ell
(ith others. Has ancient eyes. Has the 1iger habit of holding his drink in the palm of his
hand. 'ccomplished card counter and Black6ack player. $ary 1rant, 1eorge $arlin,
.ouglas 'dams, =obert '. Heinlein fan. 'Kuarius, beautifully tatooed. ;'9$</+
'Kuarian tattoo on his left arm ripples over his muscles. )n love (ith ';)$<. ;'9$<
listens to 5iles .avis, +tan >enton, Henry 5ancini , $huck 5angione :aII. .rives a
.ucati motorcycle. He inhales mari6uana through a 8apolution and drinks Perrier.
;'9$< is friends (ith 1eorge .uke, 'la ura <den ,
:. =. Hildebrand, 1ary Fisher, Brande =oderick,
:acKuie Phelan , :onny 5oseley , 0im ;incecum ,
0yler Florence, $ourtney 0horne,+mith, 'nnette
Haven, 5ary 5agdalan, $harlie >ell y, >iku
$ollins, and 'lison Balsom. ;'9$<, along (ith
<;<>0=', ';)$<, F'0' 5O=1'9', :)5, and
<.1'=, does a daily noontime hour,and,a,half lap
s(im at +an Francisco/s 9orth Beach +(imming
Pool.
<.1'=2 +an Franciscan. 9ever married (riter and
'ugmeneter (ith comfortable 1othic and vampire
erotica fetishes. Writes and plays Blog Opera, an
adaptation of 'ugmented =eality. 0rim, (ell,
ad6usted, good,looking, safe, (ears 1iorgio 'rmani
suits, 1ucci shoes and Frank +inatra fedoras2 a face
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degree in $omputer +cience from 7niv ersity of +an Francisco so uses his soft(are code,
(riting skills to also (rite Blog Opera augumented reality 1othic and vampire erotica. )s
a charisma and charm top,of,the,game Blog Opera player. <.1'=/s a professional liar
(ho spends most of his (aking hours d(elling on his lies for his (riting, (atching,
observing,, a voyeur. He dra(s and (rites visionary hallucinogenic William 1ibson ,
William Blake, :ack >erouac , 'llen 1insberg, Friedrich 9ietIsche, 'rthur =imbaud,
9orman 5ailer, 'ntonin 'rtaud, mythological (orks, shamanistic books, he is a (ell
read mind of stolen ideas. Has dry humor. +peaks fluent +panish. 'ccomplished
amateur pianist and astronomer. +an Francisco seO clubs regular (here he (orks security
three nights a (eek at 1)1<= 0uesdays, Wednesdays and 0hursdays C pm to !! pm.
One of the o(ners of 1)1<= and 0he 1iger Building (here he lives on
its top floor <.1'= lives in a & bedroom each (ith cedar and mirrored
shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and
& and a !3& baths in a !,E## s.f dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor
unit. Has martial arts blackbelt. Plays (ell (ith others. +ensuous eyes,
meditative lips, haunting story teller, a man full and bold (ih easy
confidence and maintaining his sanity through his (ords and his +ilver
;evel ballroom dancing.
' dramatic presence, impeccably dressed and tailored, lithe, he kno(s
the (eight of his (ords and soft(are code. Has the 1iger habit of
holding his drink in the palm of his hand. 'ccomplished card counter
and Black6ack player. )n love (ith ';)$<. <.1'=/s relationship (ith
people is founded on mutual decent respect for the other/s individulaism
and personal dignity. :im
5orrison and 0he .oors fan. .rives a
;eOus $0 Hybrid . He inhales mari6uana
through a 8apolution and drinks espresso
(ith >ahlua, or sun ice tea (ith spearmint
or peppermint sprigs from his garden.
Friends (ith )sabel 'llende, 0ess 7riIa
Holthe, :oe BreeIe, 5artin $ruI +mith,
:oyce 5aynard, .on 9ovello, .ave
<ggers, 'nne ;amott, 'my 0an, :oe <sIterhas, >ay =yan, 8endela 8ida, 0(inka
0hiebaud, +tra(berry +aroyan, 'ram +aroyan, >i ;ongfello(, :ason =oberts, 1ary
+nyder, 0om 5erritt , $errid(en Fallingstar . <.1'=, along (ith <;<>0=', ;'9$<,
F'0' 5O=1'9', :)5, and ';)$<, do a daily noontime hour,and,a,half lap s(im at
+an Francisco/s 9orth Beach +(imming Pool.

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<;<>0='2 +an Franciscan, comfortable .ominatriO (ith a
5aster of 'rts in +eOuality +tudies from +an Francisco +tate
7niversity. Has a part time checker gig at the 5arina +afe(ay,
part time bartender 1)1<= and another gig as part time clerk at
1ood 8ibrations. Well,ad6usted. 5arried to a +an Francisco
6udge. +poiled. +he has control of the room2 she looks from one
man to the other as she speaks. 'dult eyes, eerie, po(erful,
seductive. +an Francisco seO clubs regular (here she also
bartends three nights a (eek at 1)1<= Wednesdays and
0hursdays C pm to !! pm, and Fridays E pm to & am. One of the
o(ners of 1)1<= and 0he 1iger Building (here she and her
family live on its top floor in a ? bedroom each (ith cedar and
mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and ? and a
!3& baths in a C,### s.f. dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor unit. Plays (ell (ith
others, +ilver level ballroom dancer. 5ethodical. 'ccomplished card counter and
Black6ack player. +he looks like a pampered beautiful Persian cat (ith a look at men
like a cat a bird. Has three gro(n children, t(o girls, H<;<9, the oldest and
1';'.=)<;, the middle and a boy, 0HO=, the youngest, and all from different fathers.
<;<>0='/+ children (ork for $H<F as her First ;ieutenants in the 1iger kitchenT one
for each shift, E am , & pm 'pple
+hift H<;<9, ! pm D pm Basil
+hift 1';'.=)<;, E pm , & am
$urry +hift 0HO=. 0herre is a !
am D am +age +hift.
+he kno(s that knights errant
spend their nights erring. +he
eOpects it. )t has al(ays been so,
un droit de la vocation and necessary. Blog Opera 1amer First $lass. ' (alking game.
$heats al(ays, forces you (here she (ants you, sends you like any mark anOious for the
best of ass or sass, leaves you to cool your heels, spanks you back into the game and your
altered fate,, and made you like it. Handy (ith a (hip. +he/s never fussy about her
methods. +he kno(s (hat she/s (orth. Has the 1iger habit of holding her drink in the
palm of her hand. <;<>0=' is the sort of sophisticated and unshockable (ho could
invite an earthKuake in for tea and a 6oint. .rives a late model Porsche L!! 0urbo +
<dition L!D +pyder. <;<>0='/s motto is Uyou don't have any right to opinions on
things until you know something aout them.V
;istens to :efferson 'irplane, :im 5orrison and 0he .oors , Pat Benatar, 0ina 0urner,
1race :ones. Fan of 1eorge $arlin, .ouglas 'dams, =obert '. Heinlein. Friends (ith
1avin 9e(som, 'rnold +ch(arIenegger , $harlie +heen , ;arry 3 ;ana M +triO
Wacho(ski, $harles + ch(ab , >arl Olson, Barry Gito , $raig $haKuico , Will 8enable , :on

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Fisher, :ames Hetfield, Prince 'ndre( =omanov, 0heresa +parks, and ;ee 7nkrich .
<;<>0=' inhales mari6uana through a 8apolution and drinks Bundschu $abernet
Franc, or sun ice tea (ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from her garden. <;<>0=',
along (ith ';)$<, ;'9$<, F'0' 5O=1'9', :)5, and <.1'=, do a daily
noontime hour,and,a,half lap s(im at +an Francisco/s 9orth Beach +(imming Pool.
<;<>0=' has been an every +unday 1olden 1ate Park roller skater &2?# to A pm since
she (as siO years old.
F'0' 5O=1'9'2 ;ives in +ausalito on a houseboat
U+avvy, mateV at +ausalito +hipyard M 5arina formally
'rKues +hipyard M 5arina. &?C# 5arinship Way Qaccess
on =oad ?R +ausalito, 6ust north of the +an Francisco
1olden 1ate Bridge. Well,ad6usted, charismatic and
married to a 5arin $ounty +upervisor. Full time bartender
at 1)1<= E pm to & am Fridays and +aturdays, " pm to !!
pm +undays, 5ondays, 0uedays, Wednesdays, and
0hursdays. One of the o(ners of 1)1<= and 0he 1iger
Building. +he is the building and business operating
manager for her five 1)1<= partners.
' fata morgana is the most biIarre of superior images. 0here is
something unnerving about (atching reality bend before one*s eyes.
0here is (hat one Ukno(sV to be true, and that (hich one can see
through an eye or telephoto lens or binoculars (ith Fata 5organa,
the three are difficult to reconcile. +omething is happening on the
mind/s horiIon. While someone suffering from the madness of love eOhaustion could,
ho(ever unlikely it may seem, conceivably mistake deception for love.
5irages cannot be held in one*s hand they appear some distance a(ay, and like
rainbo(s can only be follo(ed, never reached. 5irages, from the ;atin mirare, meaning
Uto look at, to (onder atV, are natural optical phenomena they are real, ob6ective events,
that only cause problems for us (hen (e interpret them incorrectly. 0hey are formed by
the bending, or refracting of ;<. ;)1H0 rays through layers of air of differing
temperatures, a pro6ection giving a shimmering (et appearance and appear thus giving
the impression that they are closer than they really are. 5akes far,a,(ay ob6ects seems to
to(er in. 0hen there are Fata 5organa an )talian term referencing 5organ le Fay, the
elfin, shape,shifting half,sister of >ing 'rthur. )n our conteOt, the Fata 5organa is also a
complicated, rapidly changing superior mirage, a comfortable 1othic .ominatriO that
display inverted ob6ects, stretched landscapes and other (eirdness of smoke and mirrors.
5irages, these fata morganas, have long left us spellbound. 0heir po(er to play tricks on
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7ses unlit cigarettes Qdoesn/t smokeR like her fedoras. Has 5aster of 'rts in .rama from
+an Francisco +tate 7niversity. Fata 5organa/s motto is U's a human being do be more
than an amateur at it.V Fan of Bette .avis, Bette 5idler, 'nnette Bening. Friends (ith
'nnette Bening, Phil Frank, $lint <ast(ood, 5aria 5uldaur, Barbara BoOer, Walter
5urch, =obin Wright Penn, 5ontgomery 5cFate, <d(in $atmull , Pernell =oberts, +ean
Penn, 'ndy +amberg, Brenda $hapman, 1eorge ;ucas, Bill =afferty, Barry ;evinson ,
Pat Paulsen , .on 9ovello , Peter $oyote , .avid $rosby, Bonnie =aitt, Peter 0ork, .avid
+trathairn, Huey ;e(is, ;ars 7lrich, =obin Wright Penn, $harlie $unningham, >evin
;ima, .avid Fincher, >athleen Huinlan, 0erry 5c1overn, =obin Williams , 8an
5orrison, :ohn ;asseter, $onnie 9ielsen, +cott 0hunes . Has a refined, classically
beautiful face.
+he is not knockout gorgeousT there is a smoky kind of sensuousness about her. +he is
poised, cool, in complete command of herself, and spoiled. +an
Francisco seO clubs regular. Plays (ell (ith others. .rives a
!LCA red kit 5organ. +ilver level ballroom
dancer. Has the 1iger habit of holding her
drink in the palm of her hand.
'ccomplished card counter and Black6ack
player. >nobby knees, stringy, foal ga(kiness,
a gardener so usually has a peeling sunburn,
scratches, bruises and an understandable amount of dirt under
her nails. ;istens to the Blues , <tta :ames, Billi e Holiday , :anis :oplin, =obert $ray,
$hris )saak , 1aye 'degbalola. +he inhales mari6uana through a 8apolution and drinks
>ahlua on shaved ice, or sun ice tea (ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from their
garden. F'0' 5O=1'9', along (ith <;<>0=', ;'9$<, ';)$<, :)5, and
<.1'=, do a daily noontime hour,and,a,half lap s(im at +an Francisco/s 9orth Beach
+(imming Pool. First,rate Blog Opera player.
:)52 Has that /oh so self,important 5arin attitude /cause he/s got a 5arin
address. )s a charisma and charm top,of,the,game Blog Opera player. :im
is a dark 5arinite, a creature of the physical, seeks lots of seO. ;ives at anti,
children racist senior trailer park 5arin 8alley 5obile $ountry $lub in
9ovato, $alifornia since he (as CC. Holds martial arts Black Belt. 5ore
than competent (ith (eapons. 'l(ays armed personally (ith nine,round 1lock &E, five,
round +mith M Wesson snub nose .?D revolver, $=>0 7ltima With Black
Blade, =aider ) Boot >nife, mace, rubber bullets, blank bullets.
'bused as a child. Happily drafted by 'rmy out of high school, later
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'busive, stalker, Peeping 0om, drinker, smoker, self,indulgent, White +upremacist, likes
to (ear (omen/s hot pink :ockey
string bikini panties and often
leisurely drops his circa !LE" ;evi/s
C#! (hite boot cut button fly 6eans
to tuck in his shirt. :)5/+ .ead 5en
0ell 9o 0ales tattoo on one arm and
his Pirate +hip on his other arm
ripple over his muscles.
<Ocommunicated 5ormon, pirate
tattooed, ballroom dance troller,
drugstore co(boy in high heeled
co(boy boots, $alifornia licensed
gun dealer and $alifornia private
investigator 3 bounty hunter, has
(omen/s high heel fetish. ;ibertarian. .rives a restored
grey and blue !LD! <l $amino he keeps up himself.
'l(ays carries around a 8' stress ball he inevitably
sKueeIes. +an Francisco seO clubs regular. One of the
o(ners of 1)1<= and 0he 1iger Building. Has a storm in his mind. .oes not al(ays
play (ell (ith others. 'ccomplished card counter and Black6ack player. ;istens to 0oby
>eith and 1ary 'llan. )nto Huentin 0arantino/s video $hicks With 1uns.
)n love (ith ';)$< (ho he has on a pedastal. Has the 1iger habit of holding his drink
in the palm of his hand. Friends
(ith 5ichael +avage. =egularly
does contract (ork for ';'=)$ 3
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= and
5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+. :)5
inhales mari6uana through a
8apolution and drinks =ussian =iver
Pliny the <lder or shaken not stirred 5aker/s 5ark bourbon (ith crushed spearmint
leaves. :)5, along (ith <;<>0=', ;'9$<, F'0' 5O=1'9', ';)$<, and
<.1'=, do a daily noontime hour,and,a,half lap s(im at +an Francisco/s 9orth Beach
+(imming Pool. :)5 is a first,rate Blog Opera player.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< 3 :<9 3 YO791 $)9.Y2 Bachelors degree in 5usic
from +an =afael, $alifornia . ominican 7niversity , paid for by her night
life (orking at the +an Francisco seO clubs. Full,time bartender at

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1)1<= E pm to & am Fridays and +aturdays, " pm to !! pm +undays, 5ondays,
0uedays, Wednesdays, and 0hursdays.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< is one of the o(ners of 1)1<= and 0he 1iger Building (here she
lives on its top floor in a ! bedroom (ith cedar and mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith
brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and & and a !3& baths in a !,C## s.f dark
hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor unit. ;earning (ell to play (ell (ith others.
Pragmatic, humorous, talented, breaking glass ceilings. YO791 $)9.Y is beginning to
look at men like a cat a bird. 'ccomplished trumpeteer. Has the 1iger habit of holding
her drink in the palm of her hand. $)9.Y 1=<<9< drives a blue automatic 0oyota
5atriO B=+. +he inhales mari6uana through a 8apolution and
drinks P> 0ootsie =olls Pearson =anch orange 6uice and
>ahlua on shaved ice, or sun ice tea (ith spearmint or
peppermint sprigs from her garden. First,rate Blog Opera
player.
:. >. @><9* O;+O9, :=2 Has 'merican, )talian and 'ustrian
citiIenships. ;ives in 5ilan, )taly and )nnsbruck, 'ustria (ith
relatives. +peaks )talian, French, 'ustrian, and <nglish. +inger,
musician, trumpeteer, artist, sailor, dancer, scientist. +peaks (ith a
slight )talian accent.
+ince age four, ><9/s been attending the =oyal Welsh $ollege of
5usic and .rama. :ust applied to the =oyal 'cademy of .ramatic 'rts. Plays (ell (ith
others. Friends (ith 1emma 'rterton , .r. 5ark +chram $hristensen, >iku $ollins, ;ucy
1askell , <manuele Filiberto , $hris .raper, <giIia 5aria $arla $hiara Benedetta
;ombardo di +an $hirico Q'nnaR, Ferrante 1ennaro 'ntonio Francesco ;ombardo di +an
$hirico Q$arloR, 5aria $arlotta $laude +ilvia +tefania 0ommasa 8ittoria ;ombardo di
+an $hirico Q<lenaR, +avoy Princess 8ictoria, +avoy Princess ;uisa, .oc +everinsen,
'lison Balsom, :ames +pithill, 5aggie 1yllenhaal , $lint <ast(ood , and )oan 1ruffudd.
><9 listens to >iku $ollins, 'lison Balsom, 5iles .avis , and Henry 5ancini.
><9/s favorite movie is >ill Bill 8olume ! 3 >ill Bill 8olume &. ><9 for all his !#,
year,old energy has an underlying =ock Hudson charming casualness
and amiability of 6ust being totally in the moment about him. Wants to
gro( up to be a movie star like 1ary $ooper. ><9 drinks Perrier, or
sun ice tea (ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from their garden. ><9
(as conceived :uly &L, &###, and born 5ay &, &##!.
One of ><9 /s maternal great,grandfather*s (as a 7niversity of 8ienna,
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colleagues among others (ere >urt 1Wdel, <lse Frenkel,Bruns(ik, >urt +teiner, Oskar
5orgenstern, 5anfred Wirth, =oland =ainer, and nobel priIe,(inners :ulius Wagner,
:auregg, Hans Fischer, >arl ;andsteiner, <r(in +chrWdinger, 8iktor FranI Hess, and Otto
;oe(i. )n late !L?D the 9aIis killed him in a purge during their anneOation of 'ustria.
His (ife and teenage son, (ith 7.+. assistance, fled to ;ondon in !LA#. )n !LA", the
po(erful +avoy family, no( on the losing side of (ar, (as politically reKuired to leave
)taly. )n ;ondon in !LAE, the 'ustrian, no( a British trained engineer, met and married
an eOiled +avoy.
)n !LAL, (ith his mother, (ife and a brother,in,la(, the 'ustrian engineer immigrated to
;os 'ngeles, $alifornia 'merica to (ork for Walt .isney. 0here, on :uly A, !LC?, the
British trained 'ustrian engineer and the )talian +avoy conceived their first child. )n
homage to all the (onderland of 'merica, they named her ';)$<.
5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+ 3 0W<<.;<.<<2 5arin $ounty $alifornia
la(yer. 0he po(er of technological terrorist (eaponry is insignificant to
the po(er of the dark side of the Force that 5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+
(ields. With the ability to kill (ith the (ave of a hand and a conscience
that*s clear enough to torture young (ives and encourage the destruction
of entire families, coke,head +'57<;+ is not one to be messed (ith.
Oh no, fear him you should. 0his cold,hearted 5arin $ounty la(yer is
famous for betraying troubled clients thereby making himself tons of cash and enemies.
;ives in his office at !!&# 9ye +t, +an =afael, $' LAL#!.
7nder,endo(ed, circumcised badly and impotent, +'57<;+ lives by the mantra2
XWhat/s (orth doing is (orth doing for money.X With his bad long hair
piece and frilly ;iberace 3 'ustin Po(ers/ .oing Ballroom .ance clothes,
high,heeled gaudy co(boy boots (ith silver spurs, or men/s or (omen/s
spike heels, <lton :ohn glasses, silver chains, 5)$H'<; B. +'57<; 3
0W<<.;<.<< is kno(n as 5r. Bad Breath. 'nd if his fashion
choices (eren*t bad enough, this sociopath also raped the (ife of his best
friend, abused his children/s band teacher/s (ife and does se(er service.
Walks around (ith a sneer and an unlit .on .iego cigar throughout the
(hole play. 's his deception and paraphilia gro(s, so does +'57<;+
superiority compleO. He already feels he is a supreme being, above all
making him so damn relentless in his legal incompetence, he is a sneaky
uncompromising baddie (ho manipulates (ith (ords, failing that (ith
threats then force, and is absolutely loathsome.
'l(ays armed personally (ith nine,round 1lock &E and 3 or five,round
+mith M Wesson snub nose .?D revolver. Friends (ith +0<8<9

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+$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO, :)5 and 5ichael
+avage. .rives a red hulking Hummer H!, the ultimate in environmental, ethical and
moral incorrectness (ith its rough uncomfortable ride and its in,the,basement fuel
economy rating of a (impy L miles a gallon. .oes not play (ell (ith others.
$onspicuous $onsumptionist Yuppie. Has undisclosed cameras all over his office and
home. .rinks P> 0ootsie =olls Pearson =anch orange 6uice and >ahlua on shaved ice,
or eOtra hot, non,fat, butterscotch mocha lattY (ith eOtra (hipped cream and, sprinkles.
)s a methodical and emotionless top,of,the,game Blog Opera player. First,rate Blog
Opera player, +'57<;+ does outrageous things in a search for his true selfT the
mundane day,to,day activities of life simply aren/t fulfilling enough.
His life, to this point, has been nothing of note2 he has a cushy 6ob and a cushy life (ith a
set of friends that he felt necessary to fit in (ith. Ho(ever, +'57<;+ (ants to fit in and
be the best at the same time, a frighteningly impossible paradoO that leads to his seOual
and homicidal adventures, all in search of something to fill that recurring emptiness
inside. But applying deep,cleansing face masks, espousing on the hits of Huey ;e(is and
Phil $ollins, and Kuoting the likes of <d 1ein and 0ed Bundy 6ust isn/t (orking for
5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+ 3 0W<<.;<.<<.
P7++Y$'0 .O;;+2 0he P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ are a cool
sultry song, dance and tease burlesKue act. 0he P7++Y$'0
.O;;+ rule and dominate....oll .omination. 0he
P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ are booked as an on,going 1)1<= act
for the third 0hursday, Friday and +aturday every February,
5ay, 'ugust, and 9ovember. <;<>0=' hosts the Pussycat
.olls in her 1iger home then.
5'=Y 5'1.';'92 =ocks through the pain. 'lso kno(n as the
'ngel of 5etal, 5ary 5agdalan is a metal 3 screamo 3 crunk band
from ;os 'ngeles $alifornia spa(ned from the singer and .:/s
addiction. 1ives a (ide variety of good music unsigned as anti,
corporate and has a devoted follo(ing, the $rucifiO 5afia.
YO791 :. >. O;+O92 9avy veteran PO?, nine years older than his (ife
';)$<, messy, short, charismatic, fat, eyes speculative, 5asters degree in
5usic, music teacher and Band .irector =ed(ood High +chool, ;arkspur.
$harming, insecure, talented, immature, insincere, moody, kinky, self,
centered, coarse, sensuous, sarcastic, obsessed (ith controlling others, feels of solid land
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solemn, raffish, impulsive, envious of privilege and (ealth, a merry,go,round al(ays on
the verge of settling do(n, elitist, self,dramatiIing selfish, tendency to look like a sullen
child (ho had been th(arted, oscillates rapidly through all kinds of moods, shirks his
responsibility to a defiant son and (ife.
>no(s temptation and corruption (ell and dreams sought then, and the blunders
committed in their pursuit, treacherous, arrogant, subdued (armth, 6unk food 6unkie, high
strung, manic depressive, conflicted, mercurial, capricious, cynic, cross dresser, leather
vinyl rubber bondage mirror fetishes, in need of a haircut, sailor, in scruffy loafers,
sardonic, (ears a (rinkled striped button do(n collar shirt, had his sleeves rolled up his
forearms, in rumpled, dark, pleated and cuffed trousers too big for him, and a hip length
black leather aviator 6acket, also too large.
'nti,children racist anti,+emitic anti,gay homophobic. )s a top,of,the,game Blog Opera
player. +an Francisco seO clubs regular. .oes not play (ell (ith others. Young :. >.
Olson is a cool 5aO Headroom =eg Blank. .rinks 1undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc
or diet Pepsi.
$onspicuous consumption is eOtravagant and ostentatious eOpenditure. $onspicuous
consumption is meant not to satisfy any physical need, but rather to gratify the
psychological craving for status or the favorable opinion of others. 0he term (as first
used by the 7+ sociologist and economist 0horstein Bunde 8eblen Q!DCE,!L&LR in his
!DLL book /0he 0heory Of 0he ;eisure $lass.
"ettings
1)1<=2 +an Francisco seO club, an alternative reality (hole and entire unto itself (ith its
1)1<= 1ames, Bar, 1rill, Pirate Blog, 1othic Ballroom .ance and 0heatre des
8ampires. Organic, slick, shiny, deco, clean, hip, mirrored, (ith neon lighting. 'll
costumes are seOy, sensual, minimal, elegant, classic, shiny, color saturated, teOtured,
layered. 1)1<= is a A,star +an Francisco (ifi dinner,theater follo(ed by ballroom
dancing, then seO after !# p.m.T a hash of gamer/s cultures, customs, races, and fetishes.
0he cover charge, (hich covers all, is S!## for a one,hour cash or
gold only digital pass Qtourist/s favorite passR, S?## for a four,hour
cash or gold only digital pass Qlocal/s favorite pass as they are
discounted to S&## (hen you pre,pay S!,### for five four,hour
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digital pass good every(here until you and your party, body guardQsR (alk out the door
Qceleb/s favorite passR.
1)1<= has one rule2 .on/t
impose your customs on me.
)t is a place for (hen you
don/t necessarily (ant to be
sensible. 'll its regulars
(ork part time there. You go
to 1)1<= for an adventure, a
game, be a 11 a 1)1<=
1amer and take a (alk on its
Wild +ide or a 6ourney on its
1lory =oad. 1amers practice
and refine here friendship,
seO, domestic partnership,
tastes, collaborations,, but
not necessarily all at once or (ith the same 11. 1)1<= attracts tourists, at their o(n
risk, and retains a high ma6ority of intellectual gamer base. 1)1<= lives on ans(ers and
feelings good enough to get by, (ith lots of looseness and room for many (ays and
attitudes, al(ays give and take, a tit for tat. 0he elegant sign at the 1)1<= double doors
has, /!o amateur gamers welcome. "ou're entering #ameland. $ere we act like gamers
and expect you to also. #amers are indi%%erent to things that are none o% their usiness.
Don't impose your customs on me. $ave a good game here tonight./
Open E pm to & am Fridays and +aturdays, C pm to !! pm +undays, 5ondays, 0uedays,
Wednesdays, and 0hursdays. 0he 1)1<= building and business o(ners are F'0'
5O=1'9', <;<>0=', $)9.Y 1=<<9<, :)5, ;'9$<, and <.1'=.
F'0' 5O=1'9' is the building and business operating manager for her five
1)1<= partners. 0he 1iger Building has t(o sets of camera,monitored trumpet
music inside stairs and t(o regularly changed code,only access outside (all
glass also (ith trumpet music elevators also (ith cameras on the first, second,
third and rooftop floors off the first floor lobby. One elevator is a t(o,person
siIe, the other elevator is freight siIe. One staircase is a t(o,person siIe, the other
staricase is freight siIe.
0he lobby has a doorman in leather and harness during business
hours, and is maintained &A 3 E (ith a uniformed armed guard.
0here is !C,### s.f. on the main floor, 0he 1iger Building has
!C,### s.f. of separately metered each (ith their o(n gas laundry
room residential (ith ten,foot ceilings on its second floor, again
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third floor lives <;<>0=' and her family in the ? bedroom each (ith cedar and
mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and ? and a
!3& baths in a C,### s.f. dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor unit. $)9.Y 1=<<9<
lives in a ! bedroom (ith cedar and mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel
mirrored (ardrobe doors and & and a !3& baths in a !,C## s.f dark hard(ood (alnut 3
mahogany floor unit.
<.1'= lives in a & bedroom each (ith cedar and
mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed
nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and & and a !3&
baths in a !,E## s.f dark hard(ood (alnut 3
mahogany floor unit. ;'9$< keeps an D## s.f
dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor studio
(ith cedar and mirrored shelved
(alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel
mirrored (ardrobe doors and a ! and
a !3& bath as his +an Francisco pied a
terre. ' &,### s.f. dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor unit (ith &
bedrooms each (ith cedar and mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed
nickel mirrored (ardrobe doors and a & and a !3& bath unit is a +an
Francisco pied a terre for 0heresa +parks .
While ; arry 3 ;ana and +triO Wacho(ski have the remaining unit, ?,### s.f.
dark hard(ood (alnut 3 mahogany floor (ith & bedrooms each (ith cedar
and mirrored shelved (alk,in closet (ith brushed nickel mirrored (ardrobe
doors and & and a !3& baths, also as a +an Francisco pied a terre. 0he
rooftop has the business office (ith a private elevator and stairs into
<lektra/s unit, the maintenance shed, co,op gardens, H8'$, tubular
skylights, satellite dishes, a half bath, & outdoor sho(ers, and solar panels
(ith trumpet music every(here.
0he second floor is fifteen
L## s.f dark hard(ood
(alnut 3 mahogany floor
residential monthly rental
units studios each (ith a !
and a !3& bath, cedar and
mirrored shelved (alk,in
closet (ith brushed nickel
mirrored (ardrobe doors,
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handles, free,standing A stool black lacKuer ;,bar, built in stainless steel (ine cooler,
stainless steel counter depth fridge, black and stainless steel fauO,drop in gas stove and
built,in micro(ave, black and grey marble counter tops.
0he daylight basement parking garage has t(enty
parking spaces, trumpet music, t(o camera,
monitored inside stairs and trumpet music and, t(o
regularly changed code,only access elevators also
(ith cameras and trumpet music, that go to the first
floor lobby. One elevator is a t(o,person siIe, the
other elevator is freight siIe. One staircase is a t(o,
person siIe, the other staircase is freight siIe. 0he
lobby has a doorman in leather and harness during
business hours, and is maintained &A 3 E (ith a uniformed armed
guard.
0he main floor is permanent home to 1)1<= 1ames, Bar, 1rill,
Pirate Blog, 1othic Ballroom .ance and 0heatre des 8ampires,
(hile concession rooms, stands and schedule to use the kitchen, bar, dance floor, or
stage, are set up for the day trade in seO toys, dvds and costumes, 1othic, tattoos,
piercings, and one veterinarian (ith her office set up (ith a Bondage theme, eleven
ballroom dance instructors, a psychologist 3 hypnotist, three ministers,
three (ireless providers, seven varities of kickboO, martial arts
instructors, nine acting instructors, siO cooking instructors, siO
bartending instructors, siO music instrument instructors, t(o
singing instructors, one choral instructor, four choreographers,
eight safe,seO instructors, siO masseuses, t(enty,t(o masseurs,
one painter, t(elve theatrical make,up instructors,
eight seamstress instructors, one tailor
instructor, t(o photography instructors, a
father and son shoeshine stand, t(o
cleaning services, t(o security services, the
shared P<0' 3 '$;7 booth, one leather
vinyl rubber high heels trade store, t(o
stage lightening instructors, three stage music instructors, t(o
food and beverage instructors, eight gardening instructors, a solar
contractor, an <nrolled 'gent 3 0aO Preparer, a
dentist (ith a bondage 3 1othic theme, and a couple
hairdressers (ith a 1othic theme.
@+no(* @falls* through the stage lights giving more
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are a female orange tabby cat named Band>itty and a female 1olden =etriever named
0ide that are al(ays interacting. 0he P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ are booked as an on,going
1)1<= act for the third 0hursday, Friday and +aturday every February, 5ay, 'ugust,
and 9ovember. <;<>0=' hosts the Pussycat .olls in her 1iger Building home then.
5'=Y 5'1.';'9 is booked as an on,going 1)1<= act for the first 0hursday, Friday
and +aturday every February, 5ay, 'ugust, and 9ovember. <;<>0=' hosts 5'=Y
5'1.';'9 in her 1iger Building home then.
+'7+';)0O HO7+<BO'0
FO790')9H<'.2 :. >.
O;+O9 and ';)$</+ !LL!
home, and ';)$</+ current
home, a s(anky, s(elegant,
richly colorful, burgundy,
robin*s egg blue, evergreen,
plum, ink blue, merlot,
bering sea blue, contrasts of
dim, dark and saturated color,
intimate, romantic, upscale,
classy, ?#s, elegantly
eccentric, comfortable,
teOtured, black lacKuer
cabinets, and (ell appointed
(ith Found, Houseboat
Fountainhead is moored at +ausalito +hipyard M 5arina formally 'rKues +hipyard M
5arina. &?C# 5arinship Way Qaccess on =oad ?R +ausalito. 0he feel is a
pleasing miOture of 0ahoe, +ante Fe, a Frank ;loyd Wright Prairie House,
5editerranean food, Paris countryside, Florentine color, $armel 6aII club,
)talian hospitality, :apanese manners, =at Pack banter, raIor,sharp Beat
intellect, and +an Francisco Painted ;ady. 0he overlay is all Frank 5iller,
+ky $aptain of 0he World of 0omorro( , 9orman Bel 1e ddes , and 0im
Burton. 0he feel is of a delightful, decadent, +ybaritic (ay of life (ith
soft, (arm places to curl up, alone or in company for s(ell gossip. 0he air
smells of peppermint, spearmint, chocolate mint, cloves, nutmeg,
cinnamon, rosemary, salt, mari6uana, and iodine.
@+no(* @falls* through the stage lights giving more spatiality and
dimension to the Houseboat Fountainhead set. On set al(ays
are a female orange tabby cat named B'9.>)00Y and a
female 1olden =etriever named 0).< that are al(ays
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.uring World War )), the 5arinship yards used the +ausalito, $alifornia (aterfront.
'fter World War )), $.;. 'rKues bought five ferryboats and had them placed in
=ichardson Bay. 0he 8alle6o and the $ity of +eattle (ere remodeled into cool homes.
0he $ity of +an =afael (as eventually also used as a home, although only its upper deck
(as used. 'nother ferryboat ended in +ausalito. +he (as the $harles 8an .amme. Her
tenant for many years (as a business called 0he 'rk.
0he year is back and forth bet(een the first 0hursday, Friday and +aturday February
&#!&, and !LL!.
1log Opera
Blog Opera, an adaptation of 'ugmented =eality, is the
1)1<= 1ame of $hoice. )t is the entertainment game that
proudly ackno(ledges its o(n alternative reality, a hybrid
online offline eOistence. Who doesn/t love playing games-
'ny(here. ' drama that plays out (here ever you go.
<ntertainment al(ays. +ense and respond. 1ames are a
form of happiness, entertainment hunting3foraging engines
that fulfill, connect, engage, re(ard, and produce. We hunt3forage for happiness,
entertainment and discover much (hile doing so and then incessantly tell stories about it.
+ense and respond. 0hink games can/t help your life or your business- 0hink again.
1ames are saving you one game at a time. .opamine has less to do (ith pleasure itself
than the drive to seek pleasure. When you care there is more meaning. .opamine is
from anticipation not attainment ,, Hence the connection to gaming and addiction. ;ike
any addiction, the natural re(ard system is hi6acked, as it/s no( your o(n alternative
universe (ith your created back,story. $haracters and plot lines you eOtend to all media
and beyond. 0hat alternative reality is a robust (orld of immersive stimulation
automatically looping sense and respond. 0hat*s a typical gnarly $lass )8 computation.
0his $lass )8 computation possesses every skill set on the planet. When it cranks out
$ro(dsourcing it has unlimited resources like, unlimited time, unlimited
intellect and, unlimited money. $ro(dsourcing can solve anything and,
solve it mighty fast and, look real good doing it.
0he no( inevitable interactive game of Blog Opera blends /reality/ and
/fantasy./ 0hink 7ncle Walt (hen he and those he hired transmuted the
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:apanese, they/re used to the idea of fantasy and reality. 9ot so much for 'mericans.
Which alternative,reality do you (ant to be immersed in today- Phillip >. .ick or Walt
.isney- ,,5atriO or 'vatar. Or something more ego,cast- ,,0hen 6ust mash,up, remiO,
trans,media your o(n. .evelop an alternate virtual community. 0he audience is, as it
al(ays has been, free to step into the fiction, immerse them selves, and direct the story.
0hat/s (hat alternate reality is, interactions in response to alternate events.
Blog Opera re6ects the traditional idea of printed fiction as it is participatory narrative and
action that/s native to and played on the internet, today/s culture, education, political and,
entertainment high(ay. $ro(dsourcing is a version of Blog Opera. )n Blog Opera you,
the alternative reality gamer, are an entertained participant and observer, living every
story you eOperience and become any game you play. Blog Opera/s more surprises and
randomness make it even more game,like and that is (hat invites you in and keeps you
in. By immersing yourself in and playing bigger and better games, you can build
stronger communities and collaborate on any scale. <ven (orld,changing games Blog
Opera is philosophically rich and completely practical. Blog Opera changes the (ay you
see the (orld.
Blog Opera is you building a game, you building alternative eOperiences that transform
your life into your entertainment venue. 0he game of Blog Opera, creating alternative
realities, is part of the change the internet has brought, and it is based on the most
fundamental change ,,from a market to a net(ork. ' ne( game is in to(n for the
foreseeable future. $ompetition is uncool. 0rusted collaboration is hip. From the
division of labor into hunter and gatherer the progression to collaboration (as the neOt
game,changing step (e humans took. 0oday is for those that understand, design and
play immersive games. 0hese are games that have no boundaries bet(een author and
audience ,,1ames that entertain. 8isceral games. 1ames that create a series of poignant
emotional moments that (e seiIe and make our o(n. 1ames that read,(rite, mash,up,
remiO and are participatory. 1ames that have an alternative reality you (ant to live in
and tell stories about. +omething publishers realiIed a long time agoT stories and
characters gain value (hen shared. Brands become games, and games become stories.
8irtual alternate reality is no( immersive real,(orld alternative communities of tit for tat
discourse. Write your o(n story, miO fact and fiction, upload the story, and an on,line
audience Kuickly deconstructs it. Blog Opera 1amers don/t 6ust play a good game. 0hey
make a good game.
0he concept of your leisure time has evaporated into the constant bombardment of data.
0he only (ay to rationally deal (ith others/ bombardment is to take control of your o(n
story. +ense and respond. Play some Blog Opera. Play a good game.
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Pacing
+lo(, languid, undulates, 6iggles, pauses of silence (ith body language, costumes, music,
and eyes telling the story, ebbs and flo(s, laIy back(aters, deliberate, savored,
everything/s sipped not chugged, dra(n out, nuances, s(ay, trances, thoughtful, all the
time in the (orld, rhythmic.
Acts 2 "cenes
Act & +cene One , +pankings
Act & +cene 0(o , +oirees
Act & +cene 0hree , +ackings
Opening: "tart M'"&C The Giger Chronicles Theme
"ong Herb 'lpert Behind the =ain F
http233(((.myspace.com3herbalpert3music3songs3behind,
the,rain,album,version,&DCD!". Act & +cene One
+pankings. ;)1H0 on to H<=B ';P<=0 performing. H<=B ';P<=0
P<=FO=5'9$< ends, ;)1H0 off on H<=B ';P<=0 (ho eOits. +tart 57+)$ =oyal
Blue, Henry 5ancini F http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4&v<y):gaG)H. ;)1H0 on to
H<9=Y 5'9$)9) $O8<= performing, and $7=0')9 opens onto interior :. >.
O;+O9 and ';)$</+ +ausalito houseboat, Fountainhead, in !LL!. 'fter
nine years of being together, YO791 O;+O9 and YO791 ';)$< are
starting their third month of marriage, and YO791 ';)$<, in first
semester of 1rad school, again has a baby on her mind. YO791 ';)$<
is preparing for grad class. YO791 O;+O9 is sitting in a chair.
YO791 ';)$< smiles and moves seductively onto YO791 O;+O9*+
lap. YO791 O;+O9 stands up and dumps her onto the floor. He*d
been sitting on one of her hats (hich from her no( eye level is clearly seen by her. +he
takes her crushed hat and (orks it back into shape and (onders ho( he (ould like her
treating his trumpets this (ay. +he (as sure not any more than she did about her crushed
hat and crushed heart (ith him no( dumping her onto the floor.
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)/ve set up the =8 at +onoma +tate/s student
housing.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
What . . . (hy-
YO791 :. >. O;+O9 as played by <li6ah Wood
Qlooks at himself in mirrorsR

)/ll have all your stuff in it.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
Qslo(lyR
Olson- What/s going on-
YO791 :. >. O;+O9 as played by <li6ah Wood
Qlooks at himself in mirrorsR

You should have 6ust ignored it. 0heater is a
starship that takes you every(here (hile going
no(here.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
Qslo(ly shakes her head from side to sideR
)gnored (hat, Olson-
+tage goes .'=>. 0hen ;)1H0+ up and it is no( &#!!. ';)$< sits at the table in the
+ausalito houseboat. $)9.Y 1=<<9< and :)5 stand.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qs(ays easily (ith the motion of the houseboat. +he takes a drink from a P> 0ootsie
=oll Pearson =anch orange 6uice and >ahlua on shaved ice. +he then holds the glass in
the palm of her hand.R

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Ooh la la ,,But you didn/t ignore me. :. >.
Olson did. But you didn/t. You hauled my
immature ass into court.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qs(ays easily (ith the motion of the houseboat, pets B'9.>)00Y, loads and inhales
mari6uana through a 8apolution and prepares then drinks an Ocean +pray diet !##P
cranberry 6uice and Perrier on shaved iceT speaks bitters(eetR
Where, oopsie you attacked me. You dropped
your bombshells ,,0hat ) have a cross,dressing
husband and you have a seOual harassment,
discrimination complaint against him.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Q+he s(ays easily (ith the motion of the houseboat. +he inhales mari6uana
through a 8apolution and then drinks her P> 0ootsie =oll Pearson =anch
orange 6uice and >ahlua on shaved ice and puts the glass back
into the palm of her hand.R
Olson had destroyed my career
and life.
:)5 as played by .(ight Yoakam
Q:)5 circles his glass of shaken not stirred 5aker/s 5ark bourbon (ith
crushed spearmint leaves, then carrying his glass, moves up the stairs to the
deck (here he tends the bar,b,Kue. He s(ays easily (ith the motion of the
houseboat. :)5 leisurely drops his (hite ;evi C#! boot,cut button,fly
6eans revealing he/s (earing (omen/s hot pink :ockey string bikini panties,
then tucks in his shirt, pulls up his (hite ;evi C#! boot,cut button,fly 6eans,
and buttons himself up. :)5/+ .ead 5en 0ell 9o 0ales tattoo on one arm and his Pirate
+hip on his other arm ripple over his muscles.R
9ot his first or last.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qs(ays easily (ith the motion of the houseboat, (atches :)5, sniffs the smell of the
charcoal, says matter,of,factR

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Who (rote on the school (alls-
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qshe s(ay easily (ith the motion of the houseboatT her ice tea glass held in the palm of
her hand, she lifts her glass and sips her tea, then puts the glass back into the palm of her
hand, she turns and (atches out the houseboat (indo( as the bay s(irls through the
pilings (here she (atches seal/s heads bob in the s(ells and a sailboat motors out to the
channel, speaks bitters(eetR
' hired hand of ole Helen +teve ,,Helen kne(
a mark (hen she sa( one, and Olson had this
insecure mark/s in love (ith you all over him.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
What-Z Was the car even really taken-
Q$)9.Y 1=<<9< looks at :)5R
:)5 as played by .(ight Yoakam
Qdrinks from his shaken not stirred 5aker/s 5ark/s bourbon (ith
crushed spearmint leaves (hile he s(ays easily to the music
and the motion of the houseboatR

Yep ,,By a hired hand of ole Helen +teve
,,0ried to pass it off as $indy.
Q';)$< looks suddenly sick to her stomach.R
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
)t gets (orse,, for both of us. 9othing like
lovin/ a manT only to find out he is 6ust fucking
you for your money.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
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You/re saying Olson kne(- 0hat Olson kne(
these (ere set,ups by his o(n attorney-
+tage goes .'=>. 0hen ;)1H0+ up and it is no( !LL!. YO791 ';)$< sits at the
table in their +ausalito houseboat. YO791 O;+O9 stands.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
Qon phone (ith 0(in $ities police, looks at YO791 O;+O9 (ho avoids her eyes, looks
at himself in the mirrors, s(irls then drinks his 1undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc.R
Yes, )/m here no( (ith him . . . . . . $harges-
9o, ) (ill not be pressing any charges.
Qputs phone do(n, again eyes YO791 O;+O9R
Olson. Yesterday you filed a 0(in $ities Police
=eport that your car had been stolen and named
me as the thief.
Qt(o beats, dryR
Bad enough you called me a thie%& Olson, tried
to get me arrested, but then someho( you failed
to tell the 0(in $ities Police my name is also on
title of that car and that ) am your (ife of three
months ,,Which all sure surprised the 0(in
$ities Police (hen ) told them. +o they (ent
back talking to you. 0hen they 6ust someho(
did not seem surprised (hen you called them a
fe( hours later to report a miracleT you had
found our car. 0his isn/t the honeymoon )/d
dreamed about, Olson.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qpause, tight spot ;<. ;)1H0 opensR
) thought Olson (as 6ust doing another of his
drama trips (ith his game of Prove 'gain You
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$)9.Y as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qtight spot ;<. ;)1H0 opensR
9ope. )t (as a hired hand of ole Helen. +teve
again. Helen (as getting Olson ready to again
shake for more cash. 0hat/s (hat happens (hen
you don/t talk (ith your spouse. When you
instead bring marital matters before a divorce
la(yer, especially trivial ones like C#,cent steak
knives you (ant in the divorce after no( three
months of marriage. 0he la(yer 6ust puts you
on that la(yer/s books as the cash account for
the la(yer/s kid's college. +avvy, mate-
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qtight spot ;)1H0R
'nd that is (hat Olson did again. 'gain used
my love for him against me. 'ricked me, slept
(ith me to get my class schedule out of me to
have me served divorce papers in grad class.
'nd there (ent my doctorate/s time and money
into la(yers.
$)9.Y as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qtight spot ;)1H0. +he s(ays easily (ith the motion of the
houseboat as she takes a drink from a P> 0ootsie =oll Pearson
=anch orange 6uice and >ahlua on shaved ice.R
) kno( eOactly ho( that feels. 0hen he of
course reconciled.
Q+tart 5usic Wild Orchid , ;ove 0heme
http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4Po<DifcaIGA ';)$<, :)5 and
$)9.Y 1=<<9</+ ;)1H0+ go dark and spot ;<. ;)1H0 opens
on YO791 O;+O9 looking at himself in the mirrorsR
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)/ll (ithdra( the divorce.
5'=Y 5'1.';'9
Q=ed led spot ;)1H0 opens up on herR
FroIen in the moment )/m so fucking high ) feel
it running through my blood.
Q=ed ;<. spot light on her goes .'=>R
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
Qpets B'9.>)00Y then 0).<, a pause, (eary, thinking of her no( lost doctorate, their
baby again on holdR
Okay.
YO791 :. >. O;+O9 as played by <li6ah Wood
Qlooks at himself in mirrorsR
Okay- 0hat/s all- Without any of those ans(ers
you so long for.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
You didn/t ans(er.
YO791 :. >. O;+O9 as played by <li6ah Wood
Qlooks at himself in mirrors, s(irls then drinks his 1undlach Bundschu
$abernet Franc.R
But, you asked the (rong Kuestions.
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
)/m not a mind reader, husband. Ho( about
helping your (ife out here instead of kicking me
(hen )/ve stumbled over my o(n feet and )/m
do(n, Olson- +avvy, mate-

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QHe stares at her then looks at himself in the mirrors. ' pause, thenR
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
Why do you do this-
YO791 :. >. O;+O9 as played by <li6ah Wood
Qlooks at himself in mirrorsR
0o see if ) can get a(ay (ith it.
5'=Y 5'1.';'9
Q=ed led spot ;)1H0 opens up on herR
'll ) felt (as the rush of fear.
Q=ed ;<. spot light on her goes .'=>R
Q0hey look at each other a beat. YO791 O;+O9 looks at himself in the mirrorsR
YO791 ';)$< as played by +carlett :ohansson
QKuietlyR
Where/s it going- What do you (ant from me-
Q0heir faces are close together. YO791 O;+O9 can/t hide his
smile anymore as he looks at himself in the mirrors.R
5'=Y 5'1.';'9
Qstart 57+)$ )/m a Fool 0o Want You, Billie Holiday F
http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4nkOoJcF0:55. =ed led spot
;)1H0 opens up on 5'=YR
+ame voices and rushes of adrenaline.
Q=ed ;<. spot light on her goes .'=>R

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C')TA&% closes. End o3 Act && +cene One , +pankings
Act && +cene 0(o, +oirees, start 57+)$, 1eneriKue, 5iles .avis F
http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4c.L1L9&l5dcMfeature4fvst . ;)1H0 on to 5);<+
.'8)+ $O8<= performing. 5);<+ .'8)+ $O8<= P<=FO=5'9$< ends, ;)1H0
off on 5);<+ .'8)+ $O8<= (ho eOits. $7=0')9+ up, stage
;)1H0+ up to 1)1<=, it is &#!!. 0he P7++Y$'0 .O;;+/
sho( to Perfidia =umba is going on. Watching himself in the
mirrors is O;+O9 sans drag costume. 0he air smells of
mari6uana and =ush. +$HOO9O8<= in 1othic costume and
;'9$< in cop costume, are having seO (ith F'0' 5O=1'9'
on the bar, (atched by the 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O
+;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+. <;<>0=',
(ho holds her (hip, +'57<;+, :)5 and <.1'= listen to
0WO 0O7=)+0+ in vinyl and leather harness costumes nicely
proposition them, then <;<>0=' snaps her (hip.
+$HOO9O8<= and ;'9$< then move onto bar stools on each
side of O;+O9. ;'9$</+ 'Kuarian tattoo on his left arm
ripples over his muscles. F'0' 5O=1'9' then mingles, flirts,
gropes her (ay among 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and
P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ (hile they grind to Perfidia =umba. 5'=Y 5'1.';'9 stands
at the bar. F'0' 5O=1'9', <;<>0=', :)5, <.1'=, $)9.Y 1=<<9<, ;'9$<,
(ear kinetic energy bands, the (omen on their left (rist, the men on their left ankle. 0he
men/s belt buckles, foot(ear heels and canes have embedded kinetic energiIers as (ell as
any rings (orn. 0he (omen/s earrings, foot(ear heels and <lektra/s (hip have
embedded kinetic energiIers as (ell as any rings (orn.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Qmoves behind the bar, gets a (ater glass, adds ice to it, picks up and pours the 1ordon/s
gin, drops in a couple PiKuillo Pepper +tuffed 5anIanilla Olives by ;a 0ienda, splashes
its 6uices into the glass, drinks half the glass, opens a Perrier and hands the bottle to
;'9$<, then speaks derisive.R
Olson/s got his /this insecure mark/s in love (ith
her/ all over him tonight. ) feel a deposit soon
coming into my bank account. +avvy, mate-

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Q<;<>0=', :)5, <.1'= and the 0WO 0O7=)+0+ continue (ith silhouetted seO acts
(atched by the 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and
P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ (hile they grind to a Perfidia =umba.R

;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Qtakes the Perrier and reaches for a lime, sKueeIes it into the bottle, and then drinksR
What are you t(o up to no(-
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Q(olfish, still standing behind the bar he do(ns his 1ordon/s gin, leaves his couple
PiKuillo Pepper +tuffed 5anIanilla Olives by ;a 0ienda, picks up
and pours the 1ordon/s gin till the (ater glass is again full.
+plashes the ;a 0ienda olive 6uice in his 1ordon/s gin,R
+eems black,hearted Olson suddenly has an
epiphany.
:. >. O;+O9 as played by Burt Ward
Qlooks at himself in mirrors, distant tone, s(irls his 1undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc.R
You didn/t tell me, +teve.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3
0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Qflat laughR
9ever my 6ob ,,5y 6ob (as to listen to you
forever (hine about your clearly,out,of,
your,league trophy (ife ,,0hen to do (hat
you lavishly paid me to do to her. +avvy, mate-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
QdryR

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Protect me and +teve from kno(ing (hat ) and
he need to kno(. ProtYgeI,moi et +teve de
m[me savoir Ku/il y a des choses N savoir Kue
moi et lui ne savons pas. Protect ) and he from
kno(ing that ) and he decided not to kno(
about the things that ) and he decided not to
kno( about. 'men.
:. >. O;+O9 as played by Burt Ward
Qlooks at himself in the mirrors, bitterR
) am not your '05
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
QdryR
;ord, lord, lord. Protect me and +teve from les
consYKuences de pri\rer.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9
P+Y$HO as played by 5ichael )ronside
QlaughsR
Ooh la la oh but you are, or she has been. Who
(ould have kno(n she/d come through making
that kind of big money for us- ' smart 0rophy
Wife. 1ood thing she has a (eakness, you, or
this (ould never have (orked as (ell as it has
for me.
Q+tart 57+)$ )/m ' Fool 0o Want You, =oy Hargrove F
http233(((.myspace.com3=oyHargrove3music3songs3i,m,a,fool,to,(ant,you,
E?L#AR
5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+ 3 0W<<.;<.<< as played by +tanley 0ucci
0he street is the only thing that matters. $ourt is
for upto(n people (ith suits, money, la(yers
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court 6ustice. But on the street, 6ustice has no
price. +he/s blind (here the 6udge sits but she/s
not blind out here. Out here the bitch got eyes.
Q<;<>0=', :)5, <.1'= and the 0WO 0O7=)+0+ continue (ith silhouetted seO acts
(atched by the 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, 5'=Y
5'1.';'9, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ (ho grind to Perfidia =umba.R
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Qflat and measuredR
+choonover, you/re drunk, shut up.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Qhollo( laugh to ;'9$<R
Ole Olson/d be in my office relentlessly (hining
about his trophy (ife he is so,clearly(out(o%(
his(league(with and, keeping,secrets,from. He
keeps choking up at bat. He (ants a divorce.
He (ants a restraining order. He always (ants
a divorce. He always (ants a restraining order.
We tell him counseling. +o does the naive
trophy (ife. +o does the 6udge. 'nd Olson, he
never stops fucking her. .ivorce court by day,
her bed by evening, 1iger by night. 'nd he
thought no one kne( he (as still fucking her all
along. .ivorce after divorce after ho( many
divorce filings, siO- +even- )ll dismissed.
9o( you call it love but ) call it madness ,,
Profitable for me madness. 0hanks, Olson.
0hanks for all the cash, a lifetime of cash ooh
la la.
5)$H'<; B. +'57<;+ 3 0W<<.;<.<< as played by +tanley 0ucci
$ouldn/t keep your o(n girl under control at all,
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F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Qmoves to behind the bar, touches O;+O9, (ho is clearly getting angry and getting
angrier. O;+O9 (atches himself in the mirrorsR
+choonover/s at it again. Olson, clearly, you
can take care of yourself. 0he boy though is
still too young to take care of himself.
Q0he P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ continue (ith their sho(. <;<>0=', :)5, <.1'= and the
0WO 0O7=)+0+ continue (ith silhouetted seO acts. :)5 calls out.R
:)5 as played by .(ight Yoakum voice only
'fter love, Olson (anted his 5ommy. He got
married the first time because he thought he
had to. Olson got married the second time for
love. Olson got married the third time for
security. 'fter love, a 5ommy surrogate is all
Olson can handle. +avvy, mate-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Women are like cell phones. 0hey are to be held
and talked to and listen to, but push the (rong
button, and you (ill be disconnected.
<;<>0=' voice only
Ooh, ;a ;'Z
End o3 Act && +cene 0(o +oirees. $7=0')9 closes.
Act && +cene 0hree +acking, start 57+)$, )/m ' Fool 0o Want You, .onald Byrd F
http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4))Hc&#c>C8c. ;)1H0 on to .O9';. BY=.
$O8<= performing. .O9';. BY=. $O8<= P<=FO=5'9$< ends, ;)1H0 off on
.O9';. BY=. $O8<= (ho eOits. +tage $7=0')9 and ;)1H0+ up to 1)1<=, it is
&#!!. Watching himself in the mirrors is O;+O9 in drag sans (edding ring. F'0'
5O=1'9' tends bar. 5'=Y 5'1.';'9 stands at the bar. <;<>0=' sits in a
booth in far background and in dark enough you are unable to see (ho is in the booth
(ith her. +$HOO9O8<= in cop costume, +'57<;+ and $<;<B=)0Y stand at the

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bar. Background2 P7++Y$'0 .O;;+/ sho( to Perfidia =umba, 1=O7P)<+,
Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ grind to Perfidia
=umba. 0he air smells of mari6uana and =ush.
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Qto $<;<B=)0YR
Want to get to kno( anyone here-
$<;<B=)0Y cameo as played by :ennifer ;ynch
Qfriendly grinR
) already kno( too many people. 7ntil one of
them dies ) couldn/t fucking meet anyone else.
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
QhelpfulR
0hat can be arranged. <verything/s negotiable
here. +avvy, mate-
$<;<B=)0Y cameo as played by :ennifer ;ynch
+o, )/ve heard. 9egotiate ) can do.
Q$<;<B=)0Y pets 0).<, $<;<B=)0Y moves a(ay and
out of sightR
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Ooh la la ,,Happy hunting.
Q;'9$<, in elegant 1othic vampire costume, enters, looks around, and registers
O;+O9 and +$HOO9O8<=, and then ;'9$< moves to the bar.R
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell

Fata love, greetings and, is my package behind
the bar-

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F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
1reetings, 5aster ;ance. )t is. .id you bring
the other package-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Q(atches 0he P7++Y$'0 .O;;+/ sho( to Perfidia =umbaR

Ooh la la, and another sho( is about to begin.
Home is heaven and orgies are smile. But, ) like
an orgy, once in a (hile.
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Ooh la la.
Q;'9$< eOits then (ithin seconds, :)5, <.1'=, $)9.Y 1=<<9<, ;'9$<, and
';)$<, her ?,carat (edding ring flashes as does her glitter make,up and kinetic energy
band on her left (rist, enter. :)5, <.1'=, $)9.Y 1=<<9<, ;'9$<, (ear kinetic
energy bands, $)9.Y on her left (rist, :)5, <.1'= and ;'9$< on their left ankles.
:)5, $)9.Y 1=<<9< and ';)$< stop immediately (hen ';)$< spots O;+O9.
';)$< suddenly lights up in sheer delight for a fe( secondsT but then looks both sick to
her stomach and faint as she then remembers @oh, yeah, he is on another
.amnation of 5emory mission*. ';)$< no( looks (ary and
guarded. :)5 leisurely drops his (hite ;evi C#! boot,cut button,
fly 6eans revealing he/s (earing (omen/s hot pink
:ockey string bikini panties, then tucks in his marine
aKua,green t,shirt and pulls up his (hite ;evi C#!
boot,cut button,fly 6eans. :)5/+ .ead 5en 0ell 9o
0ales tattoo on one arm and his Pirate +hip on his other arm ripple
over his muscles as he ad6usts his cream,colored co(boy hat. <.1'= moves to
<;<>0=' and begans to stroke a thro(ing knife against a leather strap. ;'9$< moves
to the bar. ;'9$< stops by O;+O9. O;+O9 s(irls then drinks his 1undlach
Bundschu $abernet Franc.R
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Olson, )*m here on a friendly civil standby for
someone (ho (ants to see you. +avvy, mate-

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QO;+O9 looks at himself in the mirrors. ;'9$< turns and motions to <;<>0='.
;'9$</+ 'Kuarian tattoo on his left arm ripples over his muscles <;<$0=' and
<.1'= step closer to the bar, and a slender fashionably <uropean dressed boy, ><9,
around ten years old, is revealed to be bet(een them. ><9 (ears very !L"#*s dark gun,
barrel blue,grey corduroy cuffed and pleated tapered
slacks, dark blue loafers, light grey thin socks, (ith a
sKuare cut dark blue, dark yello(, dark orange Ha(aiian
shirt (orn out. 0).< trots over to check ><9 out. ><9
pets 0).<. ';)$< is clearly startled, starts to move but
><9 catches ';)$<*+ eye and smiles reassuringly and
then (inks at ';)$<.
';)$< stops (ith a @) hope you kno( (hat you*re doing
here* look. <.1'= also (inks at ';)$<. :)5 gives
';)$< a Kuick shoulder hug. :)5/+ .ead 5en 0ell 9o
0ales tattoo on one arm and his Pirate +hip on his other
arm ripple over his muscles. O;+O9 looks blankly into
the mirrors. ';'=)$ on the other hand, takes one look at
><9, looks back and forth bet(een O;+O9 and ';)$<,
and then moves aggressively over to ;'9$<.R
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Okay ;ance, )*m his attorney, (hat the fuck*s
going on-
Q+$HOO9O8<= moves closer to ;'9$<.R
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Qsings to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches
himself in the mirrorsR
0urn left at the 5ollie +tones
) kno( this ole harbor much too (ell.
)t hasn/t changed since )/ve been gone
Oh, this use to be my (ay home.
<;<>0=' as played by Frances Fisher
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0hey paved 5arinship through the hood
+ausalito finally fiOed it real good.
)t (as getting/ rough
+omeone finally complained enough.
Fight the tears back (ith a smile
+top and look for a little (hile.
Oh, it/s plain to see
0he only thing missin/ is me.
$)9.Y as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qsings soft to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches
himself in the mirrorsR
0hat/s my boat and that/s my car.
0hat/s my cat on my aft deck.
0here/s the porthole to the room
Where (e made a lot of love.
) painted those steps out by the boat
9ot long after (e moved in.
0hat/s my cat and that/s my man.
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan-
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Qsings to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches himself in the mirrorsR
)f ) pulled in (ould he call the cops-
He/s no longer a lovin/ me.
)t/s me (ho/s been through hell
) hear he/s ad6usted (ell.
0urn around in 'rKues/ drive.
)/d be hard to recogniIe
)n this pick,up truck
)t/s 6ust an old fiOer,up.
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Qsings soft to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches himself in the mirrorsR
.rive a(ay one more time.
;ots of things go through my mind.
) guess the less things change
0he more they never seem the same.
0hat/s my boat and that/s my car.
0hat/s my cat on my aft deck.
0here/s the porthole to the room
Where (e made a lot of love.
$)9.Y as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qsings soft to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches himself in the mirrorsR
) painted those steps out by the boat
9ot long after (e moved in.
0hat/s my cat and that/s my man.
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan.
0hat/s my boat and that/s my car.
0hat/s my cat on my aft deck.
0here/s the porthole to the room
Where (e made a lot of love.
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
Qsings to Olson (ho ignores her and only (atches himself in the mirrorsR
) painted those steps out by the boat
9ot long after (e moved in.
0hat/s my cat and that/s my man.
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan-
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan-
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan-
Who/s that dame, runnin/ my plan-
5'=Y 5'1.';'9
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)t*s 6ust in your mind. +ame habits same fuckin/
shit again.
Q=ed ;<. spot light on her goes .'=>R
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
)*m here on a friendly civil standby for someone
(ho (ants to see Olson.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9
P+Y$HO as played by 5ichael )ronside
0his kid-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Yes.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
Why-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
) am here only on a friendly civil standby, to
keep the peace. +avvy, mate-
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
't (hose reKuest-
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
0his boy.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
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He*s a minorT he can*t make such a reKuest.
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Oh +teve, sure he can]'nd he has. >en, this is
Olson. Olson, >en is here because he (ants to
see you (hile he*s visiting our country.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
QmenaceR
;ance, it/s really none of your business.
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Qeven,toneR
<lektra made it her business.
Q+$HOO9O8<= looks (orried as he glances over to <;<>0=' then back to ><9.
O;+O9 continues to look blankly at himself in the mirrors. ><9 ignores
+$HOO9O8<=, does a slight bo( to O;+O9 and then motions graciously O;+O9 to
the back, then speaks (ith a very slight )talian accentR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
$iao. Please, ) (ould like more privacy.
Q><9 and O;+O9 follo(ed by 0).< move into a booth and its curtains close (hen
><9 moves his right indeO finger. +$HOO9O8<= looks uneasy.R
8O)$< O9;Y ><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Ho( can you not recogniIe me- Were (e 6ust
something for you and your 5arin friends to
play (ith, to steal from-
Q><9/+ silhouette looks in ';)$</+ directionR

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)t/s a little harder for us to forget. You gave us
so much more to remember.
QO;+O9/+ silhouette looks vacantly into the mirrorsR
You can/t Kuite place us, can you- ;et me help
you out, Papa. You/re looking at your (ife, my
mama. )/m your son Olson, :r. ) am not a
bastard. ) am your abandoned boy (ho prayed
nightly to the Pope/s 1od for my papa to come
home, but you never came home. 0hat/s right.
0hat (as a long time ago. +o ho( do you do,
+ir-
QO;+O9/+ voice is too lo( to make out (hat he is saying. +ilence, then booth curtains
open and ><9 and O;+O9 (alk to the bar. ><9 looks puIIled. O;+O9 looks stunned
then angry as he sees +$HOO9O8<=. +$HOO9O8<= moves to ;'9$< then pulls
out ;ance*s nine,round 1lock &E ';'=)$ kno(s ;'9$< al(ays carries. 0WO
Y7PP)<+, members of ><9*+ security detail, begin
to move in on ><9. <.1'= sees the 1lock &E , and
(hen +$HOO9O8<= points the 1lock &E at ><9,
<.1'= moves and pushes ><9 aside and to the
floor. +$HOO9O8<= F)=<+ the 1lock &E as
;'9$< grabs +$HOO98<=. ;'9$</+ 'Kuarian
tattoo on his left arm ripples over his muscles.R
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
><9Z
Q0he bullet graIes <.1'=@+ leg, then graIes the leg of ><9, and then lodges in
+'57<;+/+ left buttock. :)5 pulls a five,round +mith M Wesson snub nose .?D
revolver out and F)=<+ at +$HOO9O8<=. With their bodies, the 0WO ><9*+
BO.Y17'=.+ obscure ><9 from the others and the audience. +$HOO9O8<= is hit
in his shooting arm. +$HOO9O8<= drops ;ance*s 1lock &E as he goes do(n to his
knees.R
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as
played by 5ichael )ronside
QfuriousR

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0he P) reported she miscarried (hile out of the
countryZ
:. >. O;+O9 as played by Burt Ward
Qlooks at himself in the mirrors, bitterR
You had her %ollowed- You knew (e were
pregnant-
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3
5'=)9 P+Y$HO as played by 5ichael )ronside
QlaughsR
Oh stop it, )/m getting misty. +o did you. You
paid for the P)s. +avvy, mate-
QO;+O9 picks up ;ance*s 1lock &E and O;+O9 F)=<+ the 1lock &E at
+$HOO9O8<=. ;'9$< moves to O;+O9 to retrieve his 1lock &E but
O;+O9 6ust drops the 1lock &E and looks at himself in the mirrors.
><9 reaches out from his BO.Y17'=. and picks the 1lock &E up.
+$HOO9O8<= is hit in the side of his chest and, falls side(ays to the
floor. ' pause of silence. 0he 6aded 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O
+;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ think it*s 6ust more
sho( and continue to smile their pleasure, and then $)9.Y 1=<<9<
goes to +$HOO9O8<= and, kicks himR
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
QsoftR
Oopsie.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3 0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9
P+Y$HO as played by 5ichael )ronside
1=O'9. 0here isn*t supposed
to be any goddamned kidZ
Q$)9.Y 1=<<9< then kicks +$HOO9O8<= againR

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$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
QsoftR
Oopsie.
+0<8<9 0. +$HOO9O8<= 3 ';'=)$ 3
0W<<.;<.75 3 5'=)9 P+Y$HO as played by
5ichael )ronside
QfaintR
1roan.
Q0he 6aded 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0
.O;;+ think it*s 6ust more sho( and continue to smile their pleasure (ith each kick.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< (ith pity looks at O;+O9, then ><9, then ';)$<, pauseR
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
QsoftR
Ooh la la ,,the monster finally
do(n that destroyed so many
lives . . .
Qthen $)9.Y 1=<<9< kicks +$HOO9O8<= once more, (ho is silent.R
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
QsoftR
You bastard . . . trying to make it look like it
(as all me.
Qpause . . . into the silenceR
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Ooh la la ,,Well I feel better no( ,,)s
+choonover dead-
Qpause . . . )t hangs there. )mpossible (ords, yet the 6aded 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,
1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ continue to smile their pleasure.
For F'0' 5O=1'9', ;'9$<, $)9.Y, <.1'=, <;<>0=', :)5,
not one turns to ackno(ledge their audience of 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+,
1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+, and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+. <.1'=
begins to stroke a thro(ing knife against a leather strap.R
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Q;'9$< kneels to check +$HOO9O8<=, and then stands upR
Yep. !ow +choonover/s dead. Bet(een my
1lock, :im, Olson and $indy, he*s dead.
5aintenant nous gotta trouvons comment nous
en occuper.
<.1'= as played by 5att +mith
Q<.1'= continues to stroke a thro(ing knife against a leather strap
Why, do you think (e/re going to need to-
+choonover clearly (ent too far this time Once
is a happenstance. .os veces es una
coincidencia. 0he third time it/s enemy action.
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
Qmatter,of,factR
' guy that/s dead can do no hurt.
:)5 as played by .(ight Yoakam
)t (as self,defense.
<;<>0=' as played by Frances Fisher
QsoftR
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;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Qto $)9.YR
Hey, do me a favor, (ould you, $indy- ) ever
make it onto your hit list, give me a call. 'n
immediate call. 1ive me a chance to apologiIe
and make it right for you. +avvy, mate-
Qafter a pause, <;<>0=' looks at O;+O9 looking at
himself in the mirrors, and says sadlyR
You 6ust can/t tell about people, can you- <ven
the ones you think you kno( inside out.
QpauseR
're these the ans(ers you came here for, >en-
Q<veryone stares at <;<>0=' but <;<>0=' no( looks at
><9. +o everyone turns to look at ><9. ;'9$< moves to ><9 to
retrieve his 1lock &E. 0he realiIation begins to sink in (ith everyone that
><9 has the 1lock &E pointed at O;+O9. ><9 has both his hands on the 1lock &E and,
his hands are steady. He/s clearly had gun training.R
Qpause . . . into the silenceR
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
QsoftR
5io figlio, ) don*t (ant him dead $herie )
don*t (ant him even hurt. <gli \ ancora il mio
tutto.
<.1'= as played by 5att +mith
Q<.1'= continues to stroke a thro(ing knife against a leather strapR
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Q><9 looks at O;+O9 then ';)$<R
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
QpuIIledR
Huesto \ Kuello che ho detto a mio papN, and
that ) (anted both my parents and, ) (anted to
kno( (hy ) didn*t have that.
QpainR
5ama, he has never been here for me
and, no( he only tells me egli non sa
perchY-
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qlooks pensively at O;+O9 but says matter,of,fact to ><9R
Well, at least he*s consistent in that. .etto la
stessa cosa a me.
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Qin a dry $ary 1rant mannerR
+hoot him, lad. You*ve got diplomatic
immunity. 5ake it an even t(o as vous vous
voyeI attribuer le mYrite de +teve. +avvy,
mate-
Q;'9$< catches the attention of :)5. 0hen ;'9$<, :)5 and the 0WO ><9*+
BO.Y17'=.+ move slo(ly 1=O7P)<+, Y7PP)<+, 1O,1O +;'8<+, 8OY<7=+,
and P7++Y$'0 .O;;+ back a fe( feet from ><9. 5'=Y
5'1.';'9 remains standing at the bar (hile ';)$< (atches
calmly.R
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
QdryR

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;ance, stop encouraging my son. You*ve done
*uite enough already for today already.
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
'nd so do you, 5ilady. )f you*d let us.
Q;'9$< points to the t(o ><9*+ BO.Y17'=.+, and to the looking very 6ust an
emotionally hurt ten,year,old boy, ><9 (ho remains holding
;ance*s 1lock &E on O;+O9.R
Q><9 looks at O;+O9 then ';)$<R
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qstill puIIledR
5amma, mi sia amore e odio lui. Ho( do ) live
(ith that-
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qher eyes flash, her lips curl in a smirk, her hands
(aving, and (ith no hesitationR
$redendo che il meglio deve ancora venire.
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qin a tone that is a previe( of the man he is to becomeR
5ama, this isn*t opera (here (hen one is
stabbed in the back, instead of leeding, they
sing. +avvy, mate-
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
5y son, ) kno( you*re bleeding and in pain.
But this isn/t >ill Bill.
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QpauseR
>en, it*s not (hat you kno( to live (ith. )t*s
ho( you live (ith (hat you kno(.
Q<.1'= looks at O;+O9 but says to ><9R
<.1'= as played by 5att +mith
Young 5aster, are you going to be 1reek
tragedy, +hakespearean or ;uke +ky(alker
today-
Q><9 eyes <.1'= (ho resumes stroking a thro(ing knife
against a leather strap. ;ooking very 6ust an emotionally hurt ten,
year,old boy, ><9 remains holding ;ance*s 1lock &E on
O;+O9 (ho looks at himself in the mirrorsR
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell
Q$ary 1rant matter,of,factR
Oh, 6ust shoot him. Ooh la la. 0hink about it.
0urns out he (anted only to be a ballroom
dance instructor in a senior trailer park. He (as
CC, buying into an age CC or older racist low,
income anti,children senior trailer park (ith a
A^,month pregnant +,,year,old ma-or league
trophy (ife- <h- 'hat says a lot. +avvy,
mate-
Q><9 eyes ;'9$<. ;'9$<, :)5 and <.1'= eye protectively ';)$<R
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
Qeyes darken, defensiveR
He (asn*t al(ays such ;ance.
Qeyes flash, proudR
;'9$< as played by :amie Bell

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Q$ary 1rant matter,of,factR
Oh, you mean the guy (ho in the second (eek
of your marriage (ith him has seO (ith you,
follo(ed by his divorce and restraining order
service. 0hat guy- Or the guy (ho dropped his
divorce then disappeared for several
unaccounted for hours (hen you took him
dancing. 0hat guy- Or the guy (ho then again
had seO (ith you, but turned out it (as only to
trick you into sharing your grad school schedule
to have you again served (ith his divorce
papers. Where he immediately served you in
grad class (ith again his divorce and restraining
order. 0hat guy- Or the guy (ho dropped that
divorce then tried to get you arrested and 6ailed
(hen he filed a police report in a community
property state you stole his car but forgot to
mention you/re happily married to each other. '
car your name (as also on the title of. 0hat
guy. Or the guy (ho forged your name on a car
purchase in +an =afael. 0hat guy Or the guy
you (ere loving (ho (as 6ust fucking you.
0hat guy.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
)*ve told >en stories of (hen his papa (as a
really cool =eg Blank and Ho(ard =oark both
(ith their .ominiKue in love (ith them.
Q><9 smiles at ';)$< then looking very 6ust an emotionally hurt ten,year,old boy,
><9 remains holding ;ance*s 1lock &E on O;+O9, pauseR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qsounds very ten,year,old boyR
5ama had me (atching Fountainhead and 5aO
Headroom (ith my breast milk. .ominiKue
Francon was one of 5ama*s childhood heroes.

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I (ant to gro( up to be an actor like 1ary
$ooper.
Qa $HO=7+ of smiles and nodsR
<;<>0=' as played by Frances Fisher
QmusesR
Ooh la la ,,0hen give ;ance no( his gun >en,
as it is much easier to become an actor ,,or
father, than to be one.
Q><9 eyes <;<>0='. ;ooking very 6ust an emotionally
hurt ten,year,old boy, ><9 remains holding ;ance*s 1lock
&E on O;+O9T pauseR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qsounding very ten,year,old boy anguish as he looks at O;+O9 (ho looks only at
himself in the mirrorsR
Has he ever searched and found a moment, any
moment, (hen he said to himself, this is my
son, and ) love him. Was it (hen our 'lice
(ent through another looking glass and he first
felt me move in 5ama- Was it (hen ) (as
born- Or (hen ) (as first put in his hands-
Was it (hen he first stood by my crib-
Q';)$< begins to cry silentlyR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qsounding very ten,year,old boy griefR
Or (hen ) first smiled (ith recognition at him-
Was it the moment ) first (alked to him- .here
are those moments when he loved me?/ Was it
(hen ) first said @Papa*- Or (as it (hen ) ble(
that first trumpet note- Was it (hen ) tied that
first nautical knot 6ust like my Papa does-

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QF'0' 5O=1'9', <;<>0=', $)9.Y 1=<<9< and
'7.)<9$< begin to cry silently, pauseR

:)5 as played by .(ight Yoakam
Q<;<>0=' makes a shaken not stirred 5aker/s 5ark/s bourbon (ith crushed spearmint
leaves and hands it to :)5. He drinks then places the glass on the barR
Wrongs are often forgiven but contempt never is
. . . Honor can oblige the offended to resent and
so to challenge.
Q><9 eyes :)5R
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qin that tone that is a previe( of the man he is to becomeR
Papa indulged and indulges himsel%. +avvy,
mate-
F'0' 5O=1'9' as played by :oanna ;umley
>en, a fool thinks himself to be (ise, but a (ise
man kno(s he to be a fool.
Q><9 eyes F'0' 5O=1'9'R
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qsounds very ten,year,old boy distressR
) am not yet a man. .oes he hate me- )s that
(hy he did to me (hat he has-
$)9.Y 1=<<9< as played by 9ikki Blonsky
>en, it (as only through the efforts of his son,
;uke +ky(alker, that 'nakin +ky(alker (as
redeemed.

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Q><9 eyes $)9.Y 1=<<9<R
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qsounding very ten,year,old boy, years of accumulated humiliation and
resentment flood out of himR
We*ve waited for Papa to come home. He
never came home.
<;<>0=' as played by Frances Fisher
On the other hand, it is much easier to become a
son, than to be one.
Q><9 eyes <;<>0='R
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
$herie, ) don*t (ant him dead. ) don*t (ant him
even hurt. 'gain, this isn/t >ill Bill.
+tart 57+)$, +hirley Bassey , What 're You .oing 0he =e st Of Your ;if e
http233(((.youtube.com3(atch-v4h=JWE>GtPv(. ;)1H0 on to .'5< +H)=;<Y
B'++<Y performing.
Q><9 fights back tears, eyes ';)$< (ho is crying, and he looks very 6ust an emotionally
hurt ten,year,old boy that remains holding ;ance*s 1lock &E on O;+O9T pauseR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
5ama, he le%t us to die in the hospital . . . after
stealing S? million from us.
';)$< as played by ;ucy ;a(less
5y son, )/ve told you ,,you must learn to not
6ust replay the tapes of the past in your head but
to edit them enough to keep you sane.
<.1'= as played by 5att +mith

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0oday, hoy 5aestro :oven, are you going to be
1reek tragedy, +hakespearean or ;uke
+ky(alker-
Q><9, no( crying, eyes <.1'= (ho resumes stroking a thro(ing knife against a
leather strap. ;ooking very 6ust an emotionally hurt ten,year,old boy,
><9 remains holding ;ance*s 1lock &E on O;+O9T pauseR
><9 as played by Preston Bailey
Qlooks at O;+O9 (ho looks at himself in the mirrors, sounding very ten,year,old boy
puIIlement and hurt at O;+O9/+ drag costume, theft and abandonmentR
) don*t kno( (ho you are, Papa. .o you- <
che dire del tuo matrimonio preIiosi voti-
Qbeat, O;+O9 only looks at his only love
,,himself in the mirrors. ><9 looks at ';)$<,
pause, bitter, disconsolateR
5ama, like all truly dangerous beasts,
mates for life. +o much for Papa/s vo( of in
sickness and in health.
5'=Y 5'1.';'9
Q=ed led spot ;)1H0 opens up on herR
0he vanity consuming you, Olson, you
kno(, is fucking pitiful.
Q=ed ;<. spot light on 5'=Y 5'1.';'9 goes .'=>R
;ost in his or her o(n thoughts, as O;+O9 (atches himself in the
mirrors, everyone remains casually and silently in place through tune.
<.1'= strokes a thro(ing knife against a leather strap. <nd 57+)$.
$7=0')9+ close. 0he <nd

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