A Very Starkid Poem

A few years ago In a land far away A group of young friends Together wrote a play They had no idea How huge it would be Until they put it on youtube For all to see This group of young actors Were caught by surprise The response was so great It brought tears to their eyes 3 musicals later These kids are a hit! They became the troupe known As Team Starkid And if you dont believe What Im saying is true Ive written a verse For each member whos cool Miss Jamie-Lyn Always makes me grin She slides into character And goes for the win Bonnie Grueson Inspires us all The sound of her voice Makes us all stare in awe Joey Richter, Wear your headband with pride

If you were any more awesome I think I would die Lauren Lopez Such a brilliant actor Youve caused countless lungs to collapse from laughter Oh, Joe Moses You shame us all The way you played Snape Was right on the ball! Hey, Joe Walker In all of your might You rock the Dick costume And that pink dress, so tight Julia Albain Though given small roles Her brilliant writing Has touched my soul Tyler Brunswick, With your bright shiny teeth Sit on your throne As the god of all tweets! Nicholas Strauss The best Snatch there ever was! Youve brought many laughs With your pink dress and fuzz Sir Brian Holden Shows no shame in his drawers Which makes me wonder Whether hes done that before Nah, Im just kidding Hes actually real nice He even said my name when I was first in line! Jim Povolo, You mysterious beast None of us understand any of your tweets!

Dylan Saunders Plays the gay Dumbledore His loud voice can send chills Through even the great Rumbleroar! Devin Lytle How you make me fiddle Your charm and charisma Puts me all a twittle! Lilly Marks I love your style When I watch you perform I cant help but smile! Arielle Goldman You charming little dick! Though you played a mans penis Youre a feisty cool chick! Mr. Corey Dorris Youre cool and unique You craft your roles With some clever techniques Brittney C, As ghetto-boy Dean You made us crack up Like youd never believe! Sango Tajima Our Asian Persuasion Youre tiny and sweet Like a small, purple raisin! Richard Campbell The coolest Schlong-bottom! Though youre quite the opposite Since youre cooler than autumn! Brian Rosenthal Hes got it all! He can dance, act, and sing Like its the easiest thing! The Lang brothers helped

Write these amazing plays thrice Your talent and humor Always keeps us enticed A.J. Holmes The master of tunes Youre the backbone behind Of these crazy loons! And last but not least, Mr. Darren Criss Your music is deeper Than the deepest abyss Ive said all I can This poem was rough But I want you to see That we cant get enough So keep writing plays Send joy through our hearts Theyre connected to yours And will never, ever part.